WEBVTT - Lazy Boyfriend is Causing Trouble at Home

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

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<v Speaker 1>Garrett, what did you do? Well?

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<v Speaker 3>Jake is playing a phone tap on his girlfriend Katie.

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<v Speaker 3>Jake's been at home. He's been out of a job,

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<v Speaker 3>so he's kind of been going stir crazy just sitting

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<v Speaker 3>around the house while he looks for a job. So

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<v Speaker 3>he thought, why not phone tap his girlfriend Katie, saying,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, letting her know how he's been keeping busy, and.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure she's probably impatient with him not working. Well.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that and the fact that what he's about to

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<v Speaker 3>tell her what he's been doing.

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<v Speaker 1>All Right, we'll see. I'm assuming some stuff here. Let's

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<v Speaker 1>just listen to it, all right, Garrett went in to

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<v Speaker 1>get a phone tap.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's see what happens.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, Hey, how's your day?

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<v Speaker 2>It's fine?

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<v Speaker 1>How are you pretty good? There's a little problem, h

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<v Speaker 1>Well that your cocktail dress. I shrank pretty bad my

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<v Speaker 1>cocktail dress.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you mean you shrank it a little bit?

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<v Speaker 1>Like it went from a size it would figure to

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<v Speaker 1>a size that would only sit like a five year old.

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<v Speaker 2>What.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, uh, I'll have to wear it just tomorrow. Yeah, well,

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<v Speaker 1>you're not going to be able to because because it is.

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<v Speaker 2>A gy already the dryer.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'd ride it over the fire because I thought

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<v Speaker 1>it would it would fix, would smell.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, Yeah, why.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you doing laundry?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I never do laundrey. Why I do laundry because

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<v Speaker 4>you don't know how to do laundry.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I thought I would just throw it in with

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<v Speaker 1>my other dirty clothes that had paint all over them.

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<v Speaker 2>Why was there paint on your clothes?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I mean, you know, as we talked about I

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<v Speaker 1>wanted the kitchen, so I thought I would just get

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<v Speaker 1>ahead start.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, So I started painting the cabinets in the ceiling.

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<v Speaker 2>You painted the cabinets and the ceiling of the.

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<v Speaker 1>Kitchen, most of the ceiling. I got some of the

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<v Speaker 1>paint on the floor, and then I tracked it around

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<v Speaker 1>the house a little bit.

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<v Speaker 4>What color did you paint it?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, maroon for the ceiling, and then and then cuse

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<v Speaker 1>for the cabinets.

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<v Speaker 2>And I thought, why would you do that without talking

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<v Speaker 2>to me first?

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<v Speaker 4>Why would you do it? Why did you paint our

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<v Speaker 4>kitchen without talking to me first? Well, we didn't even

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<v Speaker 4>we didn't even agree on a color.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but we can always just repaint it.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, which is the type of thing you need

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<v Speaker 2>to talk to me about before you do. In our apartment, maroon.

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<v Speaker 1>On the ceiling, it's very soothing.

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<v Speaker 2>Why are you painting the cabinets and the ceiling in

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<v Speaker 2>our apartment? Why are you doing laundry?

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<v Speaker 4>And why are you putting my dress in with your

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<v Speaker 4>painting clothes. You knew I had to wear that dress tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 4>What is your problem? You need to get out of

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<v Speaker 4>the house and they're doing something. Jake, stop doing things

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<v Speaker 4>inside the house. I don't have time for this. You

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<v Speaker 4>can't make a decision like that without seeing me.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought that. You know, if I make a small decision,

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<v Speaker 1>it will lead to a bigger decision.

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<v Speaker 4>You can have a bigger decision like getting a job

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<v Speaker 4>or were you ever going to decide about that, because

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<v Speaker 4>that's something.

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<v Speaker 2>You could be doing during this time instead of painting

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<v Speaker 2>the ceiling and washing my cocktail dress.

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<v Speaker 1>Go hold on, baby, the drivers coming off the wall.

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<v Speaker 1>Bit it looks like I should have put all those

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<v Speaker 1>tennis shoes in with water bed sheets.

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<v Speaker 2>Stop doing things, Stop doing things around the house. Just

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<v Speaker 2>turn everything off and walk.

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<v Speaker 4>Out of the house and go apply for a job.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm so big of this.

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<v Speaker 4>You need to get out of the house. Stop touching

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<v Speaker 4>my things. I can't believe you did this. You need

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<v Speaker 4>to take care of this before I get home. You

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<v Speaker 4>need to be here that I am not going home

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<v Speaker 4>to this.

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<v Speaker 2>You need to fix the wall, and you need to

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<v Speaker 2>give me money for a new cocktail dress because I

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<v Speaker 2>need it for tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 4>I can't deal with you.

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<v Speaker 2>Just sitting around the apartment doing anything all day.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, well, I did something today. I mean you

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<v Speaker 1>should give me some credits, I mean maybe a credit apartment.

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<v Speaker 4>What did you do today?

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<v Speaker 2>You shrunk my cocktail dress?

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<v Speaker 4>What else did you do today? What did you do

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<v Speaker 4>that was at all helpful to my life?

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<v Speaker 2>I can't sit here and talk to you about what.

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<v Speaker 4>You set up in our apartment. Well, I have to work.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you understand You need to get out of the

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<v Speaker 2>house and go apply for a job.

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<v Speaker 1>It doesn't a whole time for a nap.

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<v Speaker 4>So see, hey, why would you take a nap?

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<v Speaker 2>You slap until ten, You sleep until noon.

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<v Speaker 4>Naps the time.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, if you were me, like, what would your priority

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<v Speaker 1>list be? What would you try and tackle first?

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<v Speaker 2>Talking about Jake, I'm not your decision maker, make the

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<v Speaker 2>decision yourself figure it out.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that? Am I on the right track? There?

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<v Speaker 2>Takest these problems. I'm serious, you are talking to.

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<v Speaker 4>Me so much. Set Hey, hey Katie, who is this take?

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<v Speaker 1>You have a party?

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<v Speaker 3>No parties? Actually you just got phone tapped?

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<v Speaker 2>What?

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry? Baby, Jake?

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<v Speaker 4>How do you have time to phone tap me? But

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<v Speaker 4>you don't have a job. I don't get it.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't believe you.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, No, I had like an interview to day went

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<v Speaker 1>really well, and I thought on my way home that

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<v Speaker 1>I you didn't take my dress. No, everything's fine.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, I gotta go. This phone table was

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<v Speaker 2>pre recorded permission granted by a students

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<v Speaker 1>The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in

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<v Speaker 1>the Morning Show