1 00:00:05,519 --> 00:00:09,080 Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's encouraging cowboys to try surfing 2 00:00:09,440 --> 00:00:15,320 Speaker 1: with a new fashion item, Wrangler wetsuits one percent all 3 00:00:15,520 --> 00:00:19,040 Speaker 1: denim surfwaar for your beach boy buckaroos. 4 00:00:19,200 --> 00:00:22,320 Speaker 2: That sounds so heavy, which and imagine when it drives 5 00:00:22,360 --> 00:00:24,919 Speaker 2: is gonna smell so bad. Chafing guaranteed. 6 00:00:25,079 --> 00:00:28,080 Speaker 1: With Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird news 7 00:00:28,120 --> 00:00:30,680 Speaker 1: stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except 8 00:00:30,720 --> 00:00:31,600 Speaker 1: we've got a laser. 9 00:00:32,040 --> 00:00:33,760 Speaker 2: There's that the yeha Yankees just don't. 10 00:00:33,840 --> 00:00:39,880 Speaker 1: That's chat first Laser Stories out of Florida, a sixty 11 00:00:39,920 --> 00:00:42,680 Speaker 1: three year old guy named Floyd de Vasier was visiting 12 00:00:42,760 --> 00:00:45,720 Speaker 1: Key West the other day when he decided he wanted 13 00:00:45,720 --> 00:00:49,159 Speaker 1: to rent a boat. The people that marina asked him 14 00:00:49,159 --> 00:00:51,320 Speaker 1: what it was for, and Floyd told them it was 15 00:00:51,320 --> 00:00:52,080 Speaker 1: for sight seeing. 16 00:00:53,200 --> 00:00:57,560 Speaker 2: All sounds pretty like normal, which scares me in Florida. Yeah. 17 00:00:57,960 --> 00:01:00,440 Speaker 1: Half an hour later, Floyd took off in his newly 18 00:01:00,480 --> 00:01:02,400 Speaker 1: rented twenty six foot fishing boats. 19 00:01:02,160 --> 00:01:02,800 Speaker 2: From the marina. 20 00:01:03,160 --> 00:01:05,199 Speaker 1: Yeah, he was supposed to have it for a day, 21 00:01:05,400 --> 00:01:10,120 Speaker 1: but surprisingly he never brought it back. Okay, he was 22 00:01:10,160 --> 00:01:14,000 Speaker 1: heading due south when the onboard GPS tracker. 23 00:01:13,680 --> 00:01:15,960 Speaker 2: Cut out Oh my god. Wait, he didn't come back 24 00:01:15,959 --> 00:01:18,840 Speaker 2: because he It wasn't his choice. He didn't know how. No, 25 00:01:18,920 --> 00:01:20,240 Speaker 2: they just didn't know where he was. 26 00:01:20,520 --> 00:01:23,720 Speaker 1: He probably unplugged the GPS so they couldn't track him. 27 00:01:23,800 --> 00:01:26,360 Speaker 1: Anyone else worried that a tourist is out on a 28 00:01:26,360 --> 00:01:28,560 Speaker 1: boat in the ocean and he doesn't know where he is, 29 00:01:28,600 --> 00:01:29,039 Speaker 1: and now. 30 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:30,360 Speaker 2: That he un pluged GPS even worse. 31 00:01:30,480 --> 00:01:33,080 Speaker 1: The marine officials say he was about thirty miles south 32 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:34,920 Speaker 1: of Key West when they lost track of him. 33 00:01:34,959 --> 00:01:36,920 Speaker 2: Oh, but he didn't disappear. 34 00:01:37,319 --> 00:01:42,240 Speaker 1: Instead, the coastguard scooped him up very close to Cuba 35 00:01:41,520 --> 00:01:44,240 Speaker 1: a getaway. 36 00:01:44,040 --> 00:01:45,800 Speaker 2: Why was he doing that? 37 00:01:46,120 --> 00:01:49,480 Speaker 1: Floyd said he always wanted to see Havana, but the 38 00:01:49,560 --> 00:01:53,040 Speaker 1: passport rules were too difficult to understand. 39 00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:57,320 Speaker 2: And the plane ticket there was too expensive. He's smuggling himself. 40 00:01:57,440 --> 00:01:58,560 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, So why not. 41 00:02:00,480 --> 00:02:03,440 Speaker 2: Floyd to get to Cuba? Exactly what Floyd thought? 42 00:02:03,640 --> 00:02:05,440 Speaker 1: He was like, why not just drive a boat there 43 00:02:05,440 --> 00:02:07,720 Speaker 1: by myself, beach it and then I'll walk around and 44 00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:08,520 Speaker 1: see the sites. 45 00:02:08,680 --> 00:02:13,400 Speaker 2: Logistically, yes, it's simple, but right I don't get it. 46 00:02:13,520 --> 00:02:15,680 Speaker 2: Officials told him it doesn't work like that. 47 00:02:16,400 --> 00:02:19,120 Speaker 1: So he's now back in the US facing charges for 48 00:02:19,320 --> 00:02:21,840 Speaker 1: hiring or leasing with intent to defraud. 49 00:02:21,919 --> 00:02:25,799 Speaker 2: Wow, and he didn't get one cigar out. 50 00:02:25,680 --> 00:02:29,440 Speaker 1: Of the deal. Oh. Homeland Security commented, saying, we see 51 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:31,520 Speaker 1: lots of stories about people trying to sneak into the 52 00:02:31,600 --> 00:02:32,720 Speaker 1: US from Cuba. 53 00:02:32,840 --> 00:02:35,200 Speaker 2: The reverse route is a little bit less common. 54 00:02:37,320 --> 00:02:41,680 Speaker 1: This next laser stories out of the United Kingdom, a 55 00:02:41,760 --> 00:02:44,079 Speaker 1: researcher in Britain's found a new hack that can help 56 00:02:44,200 --> 00:02:46,720 Speaker 1: keep your home more than six degrees cooler. 57 00:02:46,840 --> 00:02:48,960 Speaker 2: Okay, all you. 58 00:02:48,880 --> 00:02:57,359 Speaker 1: Have to do is simply cover your windows in yogurt. 59 00:02:57,400 --> 00:02:59,200 Speaker 2: Window house. That's disgusting. 60 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:02,880 Speaker 1: According to the findings, the yogurt forms a thin film 61 00:03:02,919 --> 00:03:06,520 Speaker 1: on the window itself and reflects some of the incoming 62 00:03:06,600 --> 00:03:09,919 Speaker 1: solar radiation due to its light color, so less heat 63 00:03:10,080 --> 00:03:15,040 Speaker 1: passes through. Next episode, keeping up with Kim's like, weba 64 00:03:15,200 --> 00:03:16,400 Speaker 1: so much yogurt. 65 00:03:16,040 --> 00:03:19,800 Speaker 2: On these windows. I just put it directly on my body. 66 00:03:20,840 --> 00:03:22,480 Speaker 2: That way it can't get to my skin. Just the 67 00:03:22,560 --> 00:03:24,639 Speaker 2: thin film of yogurt all over your. 68 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:29,399 Speaker 1: The supermarket brand of Greek yogurt that has a fat 69 00:03:29,440 --> 00:03:32,280 Speaker 1: percentage of about ten percent was used for the study. 70 00:03:32,600 --> 00:03:35,520 Speaker 2: That's good to know for when I could do this later. Jah. 71 00:03:36,880 --> 00:03:39,600 Speaker 1: We're assuming it was plane flavored, so you didn't have 72 00:03:39,680 --> 00:03:42,560 Speaker 1: random chunks of strawberries or peaches all over the windows. 73 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:45,280 Speaker 2: Depends if you want to lick it or not. Okay, 74 00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:45,960 Speaker 2: I mean. 75 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:50,280 Speaker 1: But naturally, when the hack was revealed, people had questions. So, yes, 76 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:53,480 Speaker 1: it can be applied from the outside, painted on with 77 00:03:53,560 --> 00:03:56,080 Speaker 1: a roller outside. Okay. 78 00:03:57,200 --> 00:03:59,760 Speaker 2: Also, if you're worried about the smell, yeah, don't be. 79 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:03,080 Speaker 1: Supposedly the yogurt stinks for like thirty seconds when drying. 80 00:04:03,120 --> 00:04:05,640 Speaker 2: That as soon as it dries, the scent disappears. 81 00:04:05,800 --> 00:04:09,600 Speaker 1: That is what scientist is sitting in the lab going, 82 00:04:09,720 --> 00:04:12,680 Speaker 1: what can we do to lower the temperatures. 83 00:04:12,160 --> 00:04:13,040 Speaker 2: I know yogurt. 84 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:16,800 Speaker 1: Finally, researchers claim it isn't messy. In fact, you can 85 00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:18,840 Speaker 1: keep it on for a while as long as there 86 00:04:18,880 --> 00:04:21,760 Speaker 1: isn't a heavy rain and it's simple to wash off 87 00:04:21,800 --> 00:04:23,520 Speaker 1: with just a cloth and some water. 88 00:04:24,440 --> 00:04:27,320 Speaker 2: You're starting to kind of sell me, yes, I mean, 89 00:04:27,320 --> 00:04:30,920 Speaker 2: I started really anti and I'm moving to the practicality 90 00:04:30,960 --> 00:04:31,200 Speaker 2: of it. 91 00:04:31,640 --> 00:04:34,560 Speaker 1: No word on if it attracts insects and other pests 92 00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:35,200 Speaker 1: to your house. 93 00:04:35,880 --> 00:04:36,880 Speaker 2: They didn't test for that. 94 00:04:37,279 --> 00:04:40,200 Speaker 1: Also, if you're looking for a slightly less eccentric option, 95 00:04:40,560 --> 00:04:43,440 Speaker 1: they did find that blocking your windows with tinfoil can 96 00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:44,240 Speaker 1: keep the heat out. 97 00:04:44,320 --> 00:04:46,599 Speaker 2: Yeah, because that won't make you look like a crazy hat. 98 00:04:46,880 --> 00:04:50,120 Speaker 1: It's almost twice as effective as the yogurt hack, and 99 00:04:50,240 --> 00:04:52,400 Speaker 1: I think you will seem a little bit less weird 100 00:04:52,480 --> 00:04:56,960 Speaker 1: than the yogurt guy. I think tinfoil leads you to 101 00:04:57,080 --> 00:04:59,880 Speaker 1: tinfoil hat personhood. 102 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:01,560 Speaker 2: A right, blinds are just like what's going on? 103 00:05:02,640 --> 00:05:07,119 Speaker 1: Bigger poison? His next lazer stories out of the mouse House. Hey, 104 00:05:07,839 --> 00:05:10,279 Speaker 1: big news for that older cousin who still wears a 105 00:05:10,320 --> 00:05:13,840 Speaker 1: Mickey mouse Watch. Disney adults are getting their own dating 106 00:05:13,880 --> 00:05:18,599 Speaker 1: app soon called the Need called Single Riders. 107 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:23,440 Speaker 2: Because they are single riders at the park. 108 00:05:24,080 --> 00:05:26,640 Speaker 1: A Disney super fan who goes by the social media 109 00:05:26,720 --> 00:05:29,320 Speaker 1: name Joe the Bearded Nerd came up with it. 110 00:05:29,880 --> 00:05:30,280 Speaker 2: He says. 111 00:05:30,320 --> 00:05:32,400 Speaker 1: The idea came to him two years ago after he 112 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:34,479 Speaker 1: got stood up on a date and ended up all 113 00:05:34,520 --> 00:05:37,159 Speaker 1: alone at a bar in Disney World to get drunk. 114 00:05:41,240 --> 00:05:42,800 Speaker 2: That is smart. Every time we go to Disney, I 115 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:45,040 Speaker 2: see the couples and I'm like, this would be really cute. 116 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:49,159 Speaker 1: Yeah. Anyway, He's been trying to loop in a programmer 117 00:05:49,240 --> 00:05:52,359 Speaker 1: ever since and finally found one. So how will it 118 00:05:52,440 --> 00:05:55,760 Speaker 1: work right now? He's been asking people for features that 119 00:05:55,800 --> 00:05:58,800 Speaker 1: they'd want to see. One suggestion was a way to 120 00:05:58,800 --> 00:06:01,719 Speaker 1: see if other single riders are currently at the park, 121 00:06:01,960 --> 00:06:04,080 Speaker 1: so that you can meet up there and go on 122 00:06:04,120 --> 00:06:05,320 Speaker 1: a spur of the moment date. 123 00:06:08,160 --> 00:06:10,760 Speaker 2: Can you imagine the bio like what Disney princess are 124 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:16,920 Speaker 2: you most? Like? What's your favor so playing a Disney song? Yeah, 125 00:06:17,680 --> 00:06:18,559 Speaker 2: favorite Disney food. 126 00:06:19,080 --> 00:06:22,479 Speaker 1: Another option that's been discussed is that sometimes adult Disney 127 00:06:22,520 --> 00:06:25,760 Speaker 1: males may be a little shy or introverted. That's why 128 00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:29,040 Speaker 1: it drop down menu with quick pickup lines could be available. 129 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:33,680 Speaker 1: Ones like are you a giant teacup because you got 130 00:06:33,720 --> 00:06:34,279 Speaker 1: my world? 131 00:06:34,480 --> 00:06:34,880 Speaker 2: Spin it? 132 00:06:38,080 --> 00:06:41,480 Speaker 1: Or this one Pinocchio's nose isn't the only thing growing? 133 00:06:42,160 --> 00:06:45,400 Speaker 2: No, thank god we renamed Splash Mountain. 134 00:06:46,960 --> 00:06:49,680 Speaker 1: If you're feeling really bold, why not try this one. 135 00:06:49,880 --> 00:06:52,640 Speaker 1: Roses are red, violets are blue. I want to get 136 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:59,120 Speaker 1: you out of those pants like Winnie the Pooh, get. 137 00:06:58,960 --> 00:07:01,600 Speaker 2: Pervier and Pervier. If you go farther down the skull men, 138 00:07:01,640 --> 00:07:02,240 Speaker 2: you'd so. 139 00:07:02,520 --> 00:07:04,520 Speaker 1: Joe the Bearded Nerd sees it as a way for 140 00:07:04,600 --> 00:07:07,400 Speaker 1: Disney adults to connect and see if there's a spark, 141 00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:09,360 Speaker 1: but it doesn't have to be a romance thing. 142 00:07:09,560 --> 00:07:12,960 Speaker 2: He helps people use it to just make friends too. Cute. 143 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:16,800 Speaker 2: I like that, kind of like this guy. He says 144 00:07:16,840 --> 00:07:17,840 Speaker 2: he's there to mut. 145 00:07:17,720 --> 00:07:22,080 Speaker 1: Buddies at Space Mountain, but somehow always finds his way. 146 00:07:21,920 --> 00:07:22,760 Speaker 2: To third base. 147 00:07:22,840 --> 00:07:26,720 Speaker 1: Over in Tune Town, Sower goes and that sound means 148 00:07:26,800 --> 00:07:28,440 Speaker 1: Laser Stories has come to an end for the day. 149 00:07:28,440 --> 00:07:30,800 Speaker 2: We'll do it again, same time on Friday.