Speaker 1: Who's that man talking in my ear? He's Ron Bundy.
Speaker 1: Hello everybody. I hope everybody is listening to this one,
Speaker 1: the Ron Burgundy Podcast. I have a feeling this is
Speaker 1: going to be a good one. Got a pretty good
Speaker 1: feeling all the way down in my tippy toes. All
Speaker 1: signs are pointing to the fact that this episode being entertaining,
Speaker 1: fun to listen to, and something you'll you'll probably listen
Speaker 1: to over and over again. Decoding the secret messages I've
Speaker 1: buried deep in it. Actually, if you play this episode backwards,
Speaker 1: you'll go clear. As my friends at the Scientology Center
Speaker 1: like to say, Carolina, have you ever had a child
Speaker 1: latte at your local Scientology Center? Now you should try it.
Speaker 1: You're a pressive person if I've ever seen one. Anyway,
Speaker 1: let me pull up our topic for this episode today.
Speaker 1: From my business case is that that's a children's backpack.
Speaker 1: Well I carry it like a briefcase. So and it
Speaker 1: has a nice small section for my pencils your initials
Speaker 1: on it. So let's see you boy, I'm I am
Speaker 1: excited for this topic today. It's going to be a
Speaker 1: good one and it's going to be risky. Carolina, tell
Speaker 1: your mom at to pluggery. I don't think do you
Speaker 1: remember what we discussed about today's topic, because it's actually
Speaker 1: going to be the wait what then? Yeah, the note
Speaker 1: you're handing me, it says today's topic is poetry. No no, no,
Speaker 1: no no no no no no, no, no, no, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope,
Speaker 1: nope No. That's what I thought. This was the show
Speaker 1: where I was going to show everyone my sound machine.
Speaker 1: It's pretty cool, right right? You know the sound machine
Speaker 1: is cool? I think that there. Yes, it is. So
Speaker 1: let's listen to all the sounds on my sound machine
Speaker 1: today and we can do the poetry episode in. Let's
Speaker 1: maybe we should pencil it in for a million billion
Speaker 1: years from now. Okay, well, we discussed this, we booked
Speaker 1: a guest. We're doing this because you said you wanted
Speaker 1: to add more culture to the show. So that's why
Speaker 1: I didn't mean words. No, when I said culture, I
Speaker 1: meant more exotic dancing with drums and scarves. Caroline, Please,
Speaker 1: as a producer, you need to anticipate more. Don't make
Speaker 1: me expell it out for you every day. When I
Speaker 1: say cultural, I mean scarves and dancers. You know what
Speaker 1: I always say no, I mean something. You just keep
Speaker 1: on talking about scarves. I don't There isn't enough dancing
Speaker 1: on this show, not enough dancing with scarves. And I've
Speaker 1: said this from day one. Well, I don't know what
Speaker 1: to tell you, because we're doing a poetry episode today
Speaker 1: because that's what we discussed with the producers. Jesus, I
Speaker 1: guess we're really doing this. Huh, This podcast right was fun, Carolina.
Speaker 1: It's hard to say goodbye. It's not going to destroy
Speaker 1: our show. To our listeners, you've really made my heart
Speaker 1: so warm and big, and to the kids out there,
Speaker 1: yes I'm your hero, but no, I'm not perfect, and
Speaker 1: neither is Carolina obviously. Okay, well, we're not going to
Speaker 1: lose our show. You don't just say goodbye. Um. You
Speaker 1: know a lot of people actually find poetry interesting. Can
Speaker 1: we put the sound machine away for the rest of that, Carol?
Speaker 1: And nobody thinks poetry is interesting? Okay. There's a whole
Speaker 1: world outside of Sarah Lawrence, and that whole world thinks
Speaker 1: you are a capital G geek. Alright, this episode is
Speaker 1: social suicide. If you're asking me, can I actually we
Speaker 1: just talk about one of my favorite poets and then
Speaker 1: we can just unplug that and then we'll plug it
Speaker 1: back in when we do a SA Machine episode, which
Speaker 1: we can talk about the producers later. Okay, Hi everyone,
Speaker 1: this is Carolina um. Today we're doing a poetry episode.
Speaker 1: I'm minored in nineteenth century poetry at Sarah Lawrence UM.
Speaker 1: So today I wanted to tell our listeners about Emily Dickinson.
Speaker 1: She was born in eighteen sixty. Her writing is heavily
Speaker 1: influenced by the metaphysical poets of the seventeenth century England. Wait, wait, wait, Emily,
Speaker 1: Emily Dickinson. Yes, have you you've read her work? Are
Speaker 1: you kidding me? She was one of my favorite go
Speaker 1: go girls at Studio fifty four. No, we're talking about
Speaker 1: different people. And did we loved the party? You know,
Speaker 1: Emily Dickinson and I drank champagne from each other's belly buttons.
Speaker 1: You know she was. Emily Dickinson was actually a recluse poet.
Speaker 1: She rarely left the house, right. Oh, Emily left the house,
Speaker 1: all right, But you know what, her pants didn't I'm
Speaker 1: not following the pants didn't leave the house with her
Speaker 1: because she didn't wear pants. She wore short shorts. You
Speaker 1: could see her her butt outlined in them bang bang bang.
Speaker 1: It's the sound of her button and the shorts got her.
Speaker 1: But was so cute. I want to move on. It's unbelievable.
Speaker 1: She pooped out of it. Okay, well, you know what
Speaker 1: our best it's weird to think about that. But had
Speaker 1: to excrete feces because it was a gorgeous. But okay,
Speaker 1: you know what our guest is about to call? Got it?
Speaker 1: But can I tell you more Emily Dickinson's stories later? No,
Speaker 1: thank you? Okay, Oh, this is actually exciting. You got
Speaker 1: Mr Peter Dinklage. Yes, he was very excited to be
Speaker 1: on the show. But he's he's just concerned. He wants
Speaker 1: to make sure that it's we're in tiptop shape. Yes,
Speaker 1: he's showing some personal poetry actedly so okay, poetry, well regardless,
Speaker 1: Peter Dinkridge has undo doubled lye dowd eatly A doubt Carolina,
Speaker 1: help me out, undoubted Okay, without any doubted at lees.
Speaker 1: Peter Dinkledge has one of the most beautiful voices in Hollywood.
Speaker 1: Exact defined, distinguished, Yes, exactly. That's why we asked him
Speaker 1: to read some of his favorite poems for us today
Speaker 1: and with that we will be back with Peter Dinklage
Speaker 1: right after this. Welcome back Peter Dinkledge. There's no question
Speaker 1: as one of the most beautiful, distinguished voices in all
Speaker 1: of Hollywood, and we are so happy to have him
Speaker 1: here on the podcast. Calling in Peter. Are you there, Yes, Ron,
Speaker 1: I'm here. Thank you for having me on your show.
Speaker 1: We can't thank you enough, and we can't thank you
Speaker 1: enough for being part of our poetry episode. Um. Of course,
Speaker 1: you have done so many excellent roles throughout your career. Uh.
Speaker 1: And you you've created what I would say is a
Speaker 1: piece of iconic television history in the series Throne of Games. Um. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't think that's right. What Carolyn, should I interrupt her?
Speaker 1: Or please? It's called Game of Thrones, Ron, Like I
Speaker 1: lost you there for a second. Yes, it's called Game
Speaker 1: of Throne. You know what I had it written down wrong? Um? Okay,
Speaker 1: tell us any any surprise this is the I believe
Speaker 1: this is the final season coming up? Is that true?
Speaker 1: That is true? Yes? And any surprises we can expect
Speaker 1: from Thailand all manister again, that's a Triannister Tarrian. But
Speaker 1: the whole series is sponsored by Thaylan All is that correct?
Speaker 1: I know. No, it's on HBO, so there are no advertisers. Well,
Speaker 1: I've got HBO. I did some bad network. I'm sorry, Peter, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's okay. Um, I can't give you any secrets or spoilers. Wrong,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Fair enough. We'll just have to wait and
Speaker 1: see what the gang at Hogwarts pulls off. I've seen
Speaker 1: the coloring books, right, the game of thrown coloring books.
Speaker 1: One real question and we'll get into the poetry. The
Speaker 1: dragons aren't real though, right, No, okay, that's all the facts,
Speaker 1: because they look real, that's for sure, in the in
Speaker 1: the coloring books, they look real. On the show, they
Speaker 1: look real. That's the only I've only seen excerpts of
Speaker 1: the dragons on YouTube. That's all I've ever seen of
Speaker 1: the show. And they are horrifying. They are horrifying. They are. Yes,
Speaker 1: we have a great visual effects team. I love visual effects,
Speaker 1: do you. Whenever I watch a movie, I always go
Speaker 1: to the back of the credit role and I see
Speaker 1: who's in charge of visual effects, and if it's a
Speaker 1: good one, then I'll watch the rest of the movie.
Speaker 1: If not, I just say nope. Not for me. So
Speaker 1: you know that names of different visual effects are Oh yes,
Speaker 1: I know them as well as I mean those I
Speaker 1: only watched the technical awards on all the awards shows,
Speaker 1: only watched the technical parts. It's like scroll through you
Speaker 1: know all the actors. Who cares give me the technical
Speaker 1: technical people? Peter, are you? Are you a fan of poetry?
Speaker 1: I am. I think it's sort of a lost art form.
Speaker 1: I think, uh, I mean poetry has become I think
Speaker 1: rat is a new form of poetry. It is right
Speaker 1: country Western music. I think there's always been poetry. Sure, Well,
Speaker 1: songs are a form of poetry. Of course they are.
Speaker 1: That's what I meant. What what style of songwriting it is? Yes,
Speaker 1: and of course Johnny Cash was a poet. He was
Speaker 1: a poet. Yeah, and I understand you'll be reading two
Speaker 1: poems to us today. And so you're a fan of poetry. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess what I'm wondering is what made
Speaker 1: you decide on poet? You know, I'll be honest with you.
Speaker 1: Carolina forced us to do this episode today. I just
Speaker 1: thought it would be nice to have some cultural texture
Speaker 1: to our show, make a little more highbrow exactly. That's
Speaker 1: what we're looking. We've been told by the powers would
Speaker 1: be that we don't have enough highbrow episode, so this
Speaker 1: is our attempt to kind of get a little more
Speaker 1: PBS like PBS next on PBS. Well that's yeah, gently
Speaker 1: than that usually I think you're thinking of PBS. McLear
Speaker 1: news our on PBS. I haven't watched it. I watch,
Speaker 1: I watched. I watched the NBA Finals on PBS all
Speaker 1: the time. I don't know if that's Caroline. Um. You know,
Speaker 1: we do a fact check at the end of the
Speaker 1: episode so we can get to a lot of this.
Speaker 1: It was that your doorbell. Do is there a pizza
Speaker 1: being delivered? I think there's uh, well, I'm in the
Speaker 1: woods right now, so I'm a little scared. There's somebody
Speaker 1: at the door. Um, can you barricade yourself in? Do
Speaker 1: you need us to send law enforcement? They left the package? Okay,
Speaker 1: did you send me something wrong? I did? I sent
Speaker 1: you copied my book just as a thank you. Yes,
Speaker 1: and I sent you some Omaha steaks. But I forgot
Speaker 1: to tell them and put them in dry eyes, so
Speaker 1: they may they may be past I should I should
Speaker 1: get out there before the critic yep, exactly because that's
Speaker 1: fresh meat. Yeah. Well, Peter, why don't we begin with
Speaker 1: your first poem? And can you can you tell us
Speaker 1: who this the poet is and and the name of
Speaker 1: the poet. It's a very short poem. Okay, I'll have
Speaker 1: you guess if you're if you Caroline would know, you
Speaker 1: know what. I'm up in the woods right now. We
Speaker 1: got a little, a little place up here, and because
Speaker 1: of so much nature around, I thought, like them of
Speaker 1: nature would be nice. What what part of the woods
Speaker 1: are you in the Berkshires? I'd kind of want to
Speaker 1: keep that a little private. Somewhere in man Main Canada,
Speaker 1: Cottage country. Cottage Country, Canada. So cottage Country. Can you
Speaker 1: see Niagara Falls from your house? No? I cannot. Okay,
Speaker 1: So you're somewhere north of Manhattan, not Canada, not that
Speaker 1: far north. No, that would require a passport. Every time.
Speaker 1: I will eventually find you, my friend, I will eventually
Speaker 1: show up at your daughter. Yep, the stakes did so,
Speaker 1: I do know where you're like, but I'm going to
Speaker 1: keep that. I'm gonna it's professional courtesy. I will not
Speaker 1: reveal where you live in the woods. Okay, alright, So
Speaker 1: we'll begin with our first time to the post. I
Speaker 1: guess okay, this is my seven year old daughter. Just
Speaker 1: wrote this this morning because I said I was going
Speaker 1: to be on your show, and she said, I'll write
Speaker 1: you a poem that wonderful. I love that sentiment. That's amazing.
Speaker 1: It's untitled. It's untitled. Okay, and your daughter's name is
Speaker 1: that's not important. Sassy, Sassy Molassie, Sassy Molassie. So this
Speaker 1: is a poem written untitled by Sassy Milassie Dinklage and
Speaker 1: read by her father, Peter Dicklich from the Throne of Games.
Speaker 1: Whenever You're ready, A gentle flower blows in the moonlight drown.
Speaker 1: I think I lost you. Keep going, Carolyn, Yeah, we're here.
Speaker 1: We just we just had something on the there's something
Speaker 1: happened on the line. Star. I'll just start over. Sorry,
Speaker 1: I think I think we're picking up a studio audience
Speaker 1: somewhere where you are wrong. Oh you know what, that's
Speaker 1: a ron sound machine. Ron. Let's just leave. Let's hear
Speaker 1: the rest of the poem and let's just leave the
Speaker 1: sound machine. A sorry about that. You can continue whenever
Speaker 1: you're ready, sound machine. Okay, A gentle flower glows in
Speaker 1: the moonlight. It sings and dances. Ron, what go ahead,
Speaker 1: Peter door, No, that's it, that's the whole poem. Oh oh,
Speaker 1: I see what you're doing. That's a that's a toilet
Speaker 1: flushing sound. That is you got it? I know, isn't
Speaker 1: it cool? Yeah? I know, but my daughter really put
Speaker 1: a lot of thought into that poem. I'm so sorry,
Speaker 1: m Ron, Let's leave it alone, Okay, Caroline, are you
Speaker 1: with Ron? M Yeah, yeah, we're just going about this.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. It's pretty The sound machine is great,
Speaker 1: isn't it, Peter, This is really unprofessional. I'm really sorry.
Speaker 1: We're just going to you know, if we want to
Speaker 1: move on to the next poem. Run. No, that was
Speaker 1: just transition music to the next poem. Um, let's alright,
Speaker 1: Peter's whenever you're ready. I'm done. I've got it totally
Speaker 1: out of my system. Yeah, I thought, uh with the hello,
Speaker 1: Sorry sorry, sorry, sorry? You know what we're just I
Speaker 1: just imagine what the poetry of it all. It was
Speaker 1: more NPR than yeah, no exactly, you know anything. That
Speaker 1: was the vibe that we're going to go for today.
Speaker 1: So I think we're just gonna unplug the machine for
Speaker 1: a second. It's totally unplugged. I've taken it off, put
Speaker 1: it away. Okay, great, Ron unplugged it. So we're good. Um,
Speaker 1: start your second poem whenever you're ready, Peter, please, sorry
Speaker 1: about that again. Okay, This next poem is by Oscar Wilde.
Speaker 1: You know his work wrong, He's amazing Oscar Wilde. I
Speaker 1: believe Oscar wild irishman. Correct. Yes, from Dublin. One of
Speaker 1: one of his famous quotes was either this wallpaper has
Speaker 1: to go, or or I have to go. Something like that.
Speaker 1: He didn't like the wallpaper in the room he was staying. Well,
Speaker 1: he had very good taste. Perhaps he didn't. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know that one, Oscar wild from Dublin. Yes again.
Speaker 1: Another poem sort of dealing with with nature in the
Speaker 1: woods beautiful. Yeah, this one's called her Voice. The wild
Speaker 1: be reels from bow to bow with his furry coat
Speaker 1: and his gauzy wing, now in a lily cup and
Speaker 1: now setting it just since I'm sorry, my elbow slipped.
Speaker 1: My elbow slipped, Peter, I'm so sorry. You want to
Speaker 1: take it from the beginning, are you? No? I just
Speaker 1: think I don't know, Caroline, Yeah, you know, sure? This
Speaker 1: is should I call back another time, do you think
Speaker 1: or that would be provocative if you did call back.
Speaker 1: You're getting you're having fun. I understand you're having fun
Speaker 1: than having a great I don't want to interrupt your
Speaker 1: Fun's just basically it was a misunderstanding. I think because
Speaker 1: I thought one one one way and then I wasn't.
Speaker 1: That's another toilet clushing. Um. Everything that machine is like
Speaker 1: a comment on what I'm I think I'll say, you
Speaker 1: don't have a lot of you know, we were throwing
Speaker 1: fans pretty upset by this, That's all I gotta say.
Speaker 1: It was so hard to get you booked because I'm
Speaker 1: really appradual is packed and um, we feel really honored
Speaker 1: to have as a guest. I did. I did a
Speaker 1: lot of research on this, these tones. I think fans
Speaker 1: of us for wild would really appreciate this rendition though.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, and we really didn't want this to be
Speaker 1: um anything that would upset you want to run, we
Speaker 1: have to. I mean, I know this is over the phone,
Speaker 1: but I even dressed up for this. I have and
Speaker 1: well that's on that's on you. You don't have to
Speaker 1: dress up. I'm in my box are briefs right now?
Speaker 1: That's a visual I did not need. I had a
Speaker 1: backup sound machine. This is not Carolin's fault. She did
Speaker 1: unplug the first one. Yeah, it's Roun's podcast room, his rules,
Speaker 1: he says. So sometimes he just shows up like this, Peter,
Speaker 1: please go ahead and finish the poem. You have my word.
Speaker 1: I will not hit another button. Let me just hit
Speaker 1: let me just do a rapid fire and get it
Speaker 1: out of my system. Yeah, get out of your system. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: run Ron, I mean, because you're done, totally done, totally done. Okay.
Speaker 1: You know, after a while, it probably would appreciate this.
Speaker 1: He had a great He had a great sense of humor.
Speaker 1: From what I remember, Doubliners is a laugh riot. That
Speaker 1: being said, we should really get back if we want
Speaker 1: the powers that be to be happy with this. That's right.
Speaker 1: This is supposed to be high class. Okay, okay, just
Speaker 1: keep going. Well, perhaps perhaps we'll come back to Perhaps
Speaker 1: let me go through my manuscript here and perhaps we'll
Speaker 1: come back. Um, it's a fine, finally bound gold leaf
Speaker 1: manuscript that I had been working on. Yeah, I worked
Speaker 1: on it all week. It's really beautiful. I wish you
Speaker 1: could see it. All right, let's let's um a pub
Speaker 1: by William Blake Bill Blake. Yeah, you know, well, William,
Speaker 1: if anybody called them Bill, Nope, William Blake, you know
Speaker 1: you should definitely respect him and his work by calling
Speaker 1: him his proper name. Have the utmost. Most people like
Speaker 1: it when you call you Ronald. Oh, I don't have
Speaker 1: a problem with it. You can call me face for
Speaker 1: all I care, as long as the check gashes, you know. Yeah, Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, it's called laughing song. Oh beautiful, Oh God.
Speaker 1: I have a button that says laugh on here. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna push it. Okay. Laughing song, uh, Laughing
Speaker 1: song by William Blake. When the greenwoods laugh with the
Speaker 1: voice of joy, and the dimpling stream runs laughing by,
Speaker 1: when the air does laugh with our merry wit, and
Speaker 1: the green hill laughs with the noise of it, When
Speaker 1: the meadows laugh with a lively green and the grasshopper
Speaker 1: laughs in the merry scene, when Mary and Susan and
Speaker 1: Emily with their sweet round matus sing ha ha, Okay,
Speaker 1: I am really sorry this. I don't have any I
Speaker 1: don't have an excuse for it. I don't that's it.
Speaker 1: I think I think you know what I'm fine, but
Speaker 1: I think it's disrespect to these writers. I Peter, if
Speaker 1: you're mad at me, my friend, I don't blame you.
Speaker 1: I didn't know if it sounded bodily, is all I'm saying.
Speaker 1: If we could just get five more minutes, we really
Speaker 1: need to fill this time quote. If we get five
Speaker 1: more minutes with you, we will not do any more sounds.
Speaker 1: I promise this is no more sounds. Hullo, Peter, Hello,
Speaker 1: Shoot now I'm still here. Just really no, he's back,
Speaker 1: Peter Danklich Sorry, one final poem? Do you have it
Speaker 1: in you? Peter um? I mean, if you're done, I
Speaker 1: totally understand. It's just it's just no, it's hard flies
Speaker 1: in the face of greatness. It's just I just draw
Speaker 1: the literary minds out there. Please, I recommend not tuning in.
Speaker 1: It's probably too late. What am I talking about. You've
Speaker 1: already been listening. They've already been listening. Yeah, they can't.
Speaker 1: I was just trying to spice things up a little bit.
Speaker 1: But it's my name, Ron, it's my name that you know.
Speaker 1: It's true. It's true. You're right, it wasn't. When you
Speaker 1: say my name, it equals Peter, it equals dinkleage. I
Speaker 1: mean disparages poetry. That's what people are gonna be thinking.
Speaker 1: You're right, we just don't want to be the headline.
Speaker 1: Of course, you know what it will be because I'm involved.
Speaker 1: It will be a headline because just me in my involvement. Now,
Speaker 1: I try to I do everything I can to avoid
Speaker 1: situations like this. I should have just researched here, Peter.
Speaker 1: We really appreciate you taking the time out to read
Speaker 1: us some poetry from your your mountain hideaway fortress somewhere
Speaker 1: in the northeastern part of the United States. I know
Speaker 1: where it is, but I won't reveal that. Um, you're
Speaker 1: a class act, my friend. And don't forget to pull
Speaker 1: those stakes off the front front stoop there we lost him.
Speaker 1: Well that was Peter Dinklinch everyone. I really appreciate that. Okay,
Speaker 1: thanks thanks for the stakes, Peter. Thanks again, Pal. Really,
Speaker 1: the poems were great. They were really great. I honestly
Speaker 1: don't think people are gonna have an issue with it.
Speaker 1: I think it's just a new way to interpret and
Speaker 1: enjoy poetry. You know what, I'm still on the line.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you the hard truth of it all. Yes,
Speaker 1: Game of Thrones is over things like this is all
Speaker 1: I have left. You're looking for the next chapter of
Speaker 1: your career and it's going to be fruitful, trust me,
Speaker 1: now you know what. And I'm looking right I'm listening
Speaker 1: to it right now. This is my life now, Ron.
Speaker 1: Thank you, No, it's thank you. Ron. You made me
Speaker 1: realize that next half of my life is going to
Speaker 1: be this. Peter, you're a class act, my friend. Next
Speaker 1: time you're in southern California, look me up and I'll
Speaker 1: take you to Hanniggans for some cod. Oh god, that
Speaker 1: sounds so terrible. Well, it was an honor to have
Speaker 1: you on the show, really was. Thank you, and I'm
Speaker 1: so sorry you didn't work out as we previously discussed.
Speaker 1: Peter Dinklage everyone, thanks again, my friend. All right, well,
Speaker 1: well we'll go to another commercial here and we'll be
Speaker 1: back with the Ron Burgundy Podcast. Welcome back, Ron Burgundy Podcast.
Speaker 1: And Carolina, I am not gonna say I told you so,
Speaker 1: but this poetry episode was never gonna work out. I
Speaker 1: think the sound machine was an unfortunate circumstance that we
Speaker 1: had to deal with um and I think, well it
Speaker 1: wasn't going to go away. I'm sorry, right, because we
Speaker 1: were at cross purposes. I mean today burned into my
Speaker 1: brain was the sound effects episode, and then you spring
Speaker 1: this poetry thing on me. Okay, well, I you know,
Speaker 1: I think we should send him an apology letter or
Speaker 1: a bottle of Actually, I'm looking through my my calendar here,
Speaker 1: my hard copy calendar book that I keep. Oh brother,
Speaker 1: what's going on? You were right? I have a circle
Speaker 1: and start poetry episode today, So well to send him
Speaker 1: a thank you gift or yes, well he's got the
Speaker 1: stakes waiting for him. Yes, oh I know, send him
Speaker 1: a sound machine. Yes, he'll love that. It's kind of
Speaker 1: a kind of a slam dunk present, if you ask me.
Speaker 1: I don't think he's going to appreciate that, especially after
Speaker 1: today's episode. I think it'll actually probably upset him exactly. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: that was the last one that totally was Yeah. Um,
Speaker 1: this one's gonna be heavy one. Do you want to
Speaker 1: do fact checks? Let's do our fact check. Absolutely. Um,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna run through a couple of these Game
Speaker 1: of Thrones no throne up games, completely understandable. People mix
Speaker 1: that up all the time. Um. The series is not
Speaker 1: sponsored by Tail and All or any other pharmaceutical company
Speaker 1: and Hogwarts takes no part in in Hogwarts is the
Speaker 1: Harry Potter world. I know you've been catching up on
Speaker 1: the books and you love them. I got him mixed up,
Speaker 1: it's hard. And then the NBING Finals has never been
Speaker 1: aired on PBS before. But um, those I mean are
Speaker 1: sort of fine. I think what was more upsetting to
Speaker 1: me was that he kept on calling me Caroline, and
Speaker 1: I mean I was too nervous to correct him. He's
Speaker 1: a famous actor, but you started calling me Caroline. Did
Speaker 1: you notice that? Who? What is your name? It's Carolina
Speaker 1: and it's always been Carolina since I was born. Yes,
Speaker 1: and you've never, like once messed around with Caroline. No,
Speaker 1: not even close, not even close, not ever. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: we officially now know your name is, without fail, Carolina. Great. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's why it's good to do these fact checks. Yeah, yeah, great,
Speaker 1: thank you, Carolina. Final thoughts here. You'd like to start
Speaker 1: my final thoughts with with a poem I have for you.
Speaker 1: Roses are red, Violets are blue. Peter Dinklage lives at
Speaker 1: four four seven Hammerstead Road in the town of New Duncan,
Speaker 1: New York. That's upstate. You take the forty four UH
Speaker 1: for about seventy minutes outside of Manhattan. You then make
Speaker 1: a right at the old Red Barn, Uh Farmer McDougall's
Speaker 1: Red Barn. Do you ask anyone in the neighborhood, they'll
Speaker 1: know where it is. You go down a dirt road
Speaker 1: for about two and a half miles. You stop at
Speaker 1: the old Oak Tree, and then it's a hard left
Speaker 1: and near this beautiful little river is his house. And
Speaker 1: it's unmistakable. It's it's painted a robin's egg blue and
Speaker 1: it says the dank which is on the on the
Speaker 1: front post, uh the end. Pretty good poem. It's not,
Speaker 1: it's more of directions to his house. I think we
Speaker 1: shouldn't maybe take that out. Thank you for joining us
Speaker 1: on the Ron Burgundy Podcast, Carolina. Thank you for clearing
Speaker 1: up the controversy about your name, and we will see
Speaker 1: you next time when you listen on wherever podcasts can
Speaker 1: be listened to. Still confused by the whole concept, Thank you,
Speaker 1: Ron Burgundy. By bye. Stay tuned for scenes from the
Speaker 1: next episode of the Ron Burgundy Podcast. On the next
Speaker 1: Ron Burgundy Podcast, Shakespeare What Buckingham Palace, Tower of London, England?
Speaker 1: Fish and chips, the English language. What do all these
Speaker 1: things have in common? That's right, they came from England.
Speaker 1: Is that what you said, Caroline? Yeah, I just didn't
Speaker 1: know what's happening. Finally, King Arthur and the Knights of
Speaker 1: the round Table said enough is enough. They kicked everyone out,
Speaker 1: gave Henry the Eighth the Turkey leg and the rest,
Speaker 1: as they say, a stray. Wait, we didn't get that.
Speaker 1: What did you say? The rash aka? The rest is history?
Speaker 1: We got it. Why why is English food so bad?
Speaker 1: The food? It's really about it being kind of studgy,
Speaker 1: keeping you warm, keeping you full, rather than like a
Speaker 1: culinary experience studgy. Yes, I like that word because we
Speaker 1: don't have that word over here. I'm just gonna get
Speaker 1: that down, write down that word, Carolina stodgy, and use
Speaker 1: it in my speech tomorrow at the Community Center. Because
Speaker 1: the first thing I do when I visit London is
Speaker 1: I order it unicorn steak and get a big flagon
Speaker 1: of mead. I'm a shine of a shadeer i am,
Speaker 1: and I'm leaving foggy London town. Yeah. I think I'm
Speaker 1: getting better. I think it needs work. But there is
Speaker 1: a part of every British subject who rus the day.
Speaker 1: When four comes around, They're like, oh gosh, we have
Speaker 1: our own firework day on the fifth of November. Well
Speaker 1: it's not a competition, were kind of. You don't have
Speaker 1: to yell at me or those your real teeth. These
Speaker 1: are actually my baby teeth. I don't know if it's
Speaker 1: a British thing, but I've only ever had one set
Speaker 1: of teeth. Ron. That's so crazy. Ron only has his
Speaker 1: baby I only have my baby teeth. Well, maybe you
Speaker 1: are British. The Ron Burgundy Podcast is a production of
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Speaker 1: I'm the host, writer and executive producer. Carolina Barlow is
Speaker 1: my co host, writer and producer. The show was also
Speaker 1: produced by Whitney Hodeck, Jack O'Brien, Miles Gray, and Nick Stump.
Speaker 1: Our executive producer is Mike Farrah. Our consulting producer is
Speaker 1: Andrew Steel. Our associate producer is Anna Hosnier. Our writer
Speaker 1: is Jake Pogos. Our production supervisor is Colin McDougall. This
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