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Speaker 1: Who's that man talking in my ear? He's Ron Bundy.

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Speaker 1: Hello everybody. I hope everybody is listening to this one,

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Speaker 1: the Ron Burgundy Podcast. I have a feeling this is

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Speaker 1: going to be a good one. Got a pretty good

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Speaker 1: feeling all the way down in my tippy toes. All

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Speaker 1: signs are pointing to the fact that this episode being entertaining,

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Speaker 1: fun to listen to, and something you'll you'll probably listen

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Speaker 1: to over and over again. Decoding the secret messages I've

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Speaker 1: buried deep in it. Actually, if you play this episode backwards,

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Speaker 1: you'll go clear. As my friends at the Scientology Center

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Speaker 1: like to say, Carolina, have you ever had a child

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Speaker 1: latte at your local Scientology Center? Now you should try it.

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Speaker 1: You're a pressive person if I've ever seen one. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: let me pull up our topic for this episode today.

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Speaker 1: From my business case is that that's a children's backpack.

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Speaker 1: Well I carry it like a briefcase. So and it

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Speaker 1: has a nice small section for my pencils your initials

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Speaker 1: on it. So let's see you boy, I'm I am

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Speaker 1: excited for this topic today. It's going to be a

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Speaker 1: good one and it's going to be risky. Carolina, tell

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Speaker 1: your mom at to pluggery. I don't think do you

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Speaker 1: remember what we discussed about today's topic, because it's actually

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Speaker 1: going to be the wait what then? Yeah, the note

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Speaker 1: you're handing me, it says today's topic is poetry. No no, no,

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Speaker 1: no no no no no no, no, no, no, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope,

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Speaker 1: nope No. That's what I thought. This was the show

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Speaker 1: where I was going to show everyone my sound machine.

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Speaker 1: It's pretty cool, right right? You know the sound machine

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Speaker 1: is cool? I think that there. Yes, it is. So

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Speaker 1: let's listen to all the sounds on my sound machine

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Speaker 1: today and we can do the poetry episode in. Let's

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Speaker 1: maybe we should pencil it in for a million billion

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Speaker 1: years from now. Okay, well, we discussed this, we booked

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Speaker 1: a guest. We're doing this because you said you wanted

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Speaker 1: to add more culture to the show. So that's why

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Speaker 1: I didn't mean words. No, when I said culture, I

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Speaker 1: meant more exotic dancing with drums and scarves. Caroline, Please,

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Speaker 1: as a producer, you need to anticipate more. Don't make

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Speaker 1: me expell it out for you every day. When I

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Speaker 1: say cultural, I mean scarves and dancers. You know what

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Speaker 1: I always say no, I mean something. You just keep

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Speaker 1: on talking about scarves. I don't There isn't enough dancing

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Speaker 1: said this from day one. Well, I don't know what

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Speaker 1: to tell you, because we're doing a poetry episode today

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Speaker 1: because that's what we discussed with the producers. Jesus, I

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Speaker 1: guess we're really doing this. Huh, This podcast right was fun, Carolina.

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Speaker 1: It's hard to say goodbye. It's not going to destroy

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Speaker 1: our show. To our listeners, you've really made my heart

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Speaker 1: yes I'm your hero, but no, I'm not perfect, and

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Speaker 1: neither is Carolina obviously. Okay, well, we're not going to

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Speaker 1: lose our show. You don't just say goodbye. Um. You

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Speaker 1: know a lot of people actually find poetry interesting. Can

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Speaker 1: we put the sound machine away for the rest of that, Carol?

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Speaker 1: And nobody thinks poetry is interesting? Okay. There's a whole

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Speaker 1: world outside of Sarah Lawrence, and that whole world thinks

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Speaker 1: you are a capital G geek. Alright, this episode is

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Speaker 1: social suicide. If you're asking me, can I actually we

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Speaker 1: just talk about one of my favorite poets and then

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Speaker 1: we can talk about the producers later. Okay, Hi everyone,

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Speaker 1: this is Carolina um. Today we're doing a poetry episode.

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Speaker 1: I'm minored in nineteenth century poetry at Sarah Lawrence UM.

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Speaker 1: So today I wanted to tell our listeners about Emily Dickinson.

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Speaker 1: She was born in eighteen sixty. Her writing is heavily

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Speaker 1: influenced by the metaphysical poets of the seventeenth century England. Wait, wait, wait, Emily,

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Speaker 1: Emily Dickinson. Yes, have you you've read her work? Are

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Speaker 1: different people. And did we loved the party? You know,

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Speaker 1: Emily Dickinson and I drank champagne from each other's belly buttons.

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Speaker 1: You know she was. Emily Dickinson was actually a recluse poet.

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Speaker 1: She rarely left the house, right. Oh, Emily left the house,

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Speaker 1: But can I tell you more Emily Dickinson's stories later? No,

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Speaker 1: Mr Peter Dinklage. Yes, he was very excited to be

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Speaker 1: he's showing some personal poetry actedly so okay, poetry, well regardless,

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Speaker 1: Peter Dinkridge has undo doubled lye dowd eatly A doubt Carolina,

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Speaker 1: Peter Dinkledge has one of the most beautiful voices in Hollywood.

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Speaker 1: Exact defined, distinguished, Yes, exactly. That's why we asked him

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Speaker 1: to read some of his favorite poems for us today

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Speaker 1: right after this. Welcome back Peter Dinkledge. There's no question

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Speaker 1: here on the podcast. Calling in Peter. Are you there, Yes, Ron,

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Speaker 1: I'm here. Thank you for having me on your show.

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Speaker 1: We can't thank you enough, and we can't thank you

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Speaker 1: enough for being part of our poetry episode. Um. Of course,

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Speaker 1: you have done so many excellent roles throughout your career. Uh.

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Speaker 1: I don't think that's right. What Carolyn, should I interrupt her?

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Speaker 1: of Throne. You know what I had it written down wrong? Um? Okay,

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Speaker 1: the whole series is sponsored by Thaylan All is that correct?

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Speaker 1: I've got HBO. I did some bad network. I'm sorry, Peter, Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: technical people? Peter, are you? Are you a fan of poetry?

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Speaker 1: I am. I think it's sort of a lost art form.

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Speaker 1: I think, uh, I mean poetry has become I think

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Speaker 1: country Western music. I think there's always been poetry. Sure, Well,

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Speaker 1: songs are a form of poetry. Of course they are.

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Speaker 1: a poet. Yeah, and I understand you'll be reading two

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Speaker 1: PBS like PBS next on PBS. Well that's yeah, gently

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Speaker 1: you need us to send law enforcement? They left the package? Okay,

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Speaker 1: you copied my book just as a thank you. Yes,

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Speaker 1: and I sent you some Omaha steaks. But I forgot

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Speaker 1: fresh meat. Yeah. Well, Peter, why don't we begin with

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Speaker 1: you guess if you're if you Caroline would know, you

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Speaker 1: see Niagara Falls from your house? No? I cannot. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So you're somewhere north of Manhattan, not Canada, not that

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Speaker 1: far north. No, that would require a passport. Every time.

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Speaker 1: I will eventually find you, my friend, I will eventually

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Speaker 1: show up at your daughter. Yep, the stakes did so,

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Speaker 1: I do know where you're like, but I'm going to

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Speaker 1: keep that. I'm gonna it's professional courtesy. I will not

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Speaker 1: you a poem that wonderful. I love that sentiment. That's amazing.

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Speaker 1: that's not important. Sassy, Sassy Molassie, Sassy Molassie. So this

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Speaker 1: is a poem written untitled by Sassy Milassie Dinklage and

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Speaker 1: read by her father, Peter Dicklich from the Throne of Games.

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Speaker 1: Whenever You're ready, A gentle flower blows in the moonlight drown.

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Speaker 1: a right at the old Red Barn, Uh Farmer McDougall's

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Speaker 1: it's unmistakable. It's it's painted a robin's egg blue and

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Speaker 1: front post, uh the end. Pretty good poem. It's not,

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Speaker 1: it's more of directions to his house. I think we

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Speaker 1: shouldn't maybe take that out. Thank you for joining us

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Speaker 1: on the Ron Burgundy Podcast, Carolina. Thank you for clearing

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Speaker 1: up the controversy about your name, and we will see

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Speaker 1: you next time when you listen on wherever podcasts can

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Speaker 1: be listened to. Still confused by the whole concept, Thank you,

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Speaker 1: Ron Burgundy. By bye. Stay tuned for scenes from the

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Speaker 1: next episode of the Ron Burgundy Podcast. On the next

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Speaker 1: Ron Burgundy Podcast, Shakespeare What Buckingham Palace, Tower of London, England?

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Speaker 1: Fish and chips, the English language. What do all these

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Speaker 1: things have in common? That's right, they came from England.

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Speaker 1: Is that what you said, Caroline? Yeah, I just didn't

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Speaker 1: know what's happening. Finally, King Arthur and the Knights of

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Speaker 1: as they say, a stray. Wait, we didn't get that.

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Speaker 1: What did you say? The rash aka? The rest is history?

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Speaker 1: We got it. Why why is English food so bad?

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Speaker 1: The food? It's really about it being kind of studgy,

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Speaker 1: keeping you warm, keeping you full, rather than like a

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Speaker 1: culinary experience studgy. Yes, I like that word because we

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Speaker 1: that down, write down that word, Carolina stodgy, and use

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Speaker 1: it in my speech tomorrow at the Community Center. Because

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Speaker 1: I order it unicorn steak and get a big flagon

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Speaker 1: and I'm leaving foggy London town. Yeah. I think I'm

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Speaker 1: getting better. I think it needs work. But there is

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Speaker 1: a part of every British subject who rus the day.

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Speaker 1: When four comes around, They're like, oh gosh, we have

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Speaker 1: our own firework day on the fifth of November. Well

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Speaker 1: it's not a competition, were kind of. You don't have

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Speaker 1: to yell at me or those your real teeth. These

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Speaker 1: are actually my baby teeth. I don't know if it's

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Speaker 1: of teeth. Ron. That's so crazy. Ron only has his

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Speaker 1: baby I only have my baby teeth. Well, maybe you

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Speaker 1: are British. The Ron Burgundy Podcast is a production of

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Speaker 1: I Heart Radio podcast Network and Funnier Die. I'm Ron Burgundy.

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Speaker 1: I'm the host, writer and executive producer. Carolina Barlow is

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Speaker 1: my co host, writer and producer. The show was also

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Speaker 1: produced by Whitney Hodeck, Jack O'Brien, Miles Gray, and Nick Stump.

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Speaker 1: Our executive producer is Mike Farrah. Our consulting producer is

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Speaker 1: Andrew Steel. Our associate producer is Anna Hosnier. Our writer

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Speaker 1: is Jake Pogos. Our production supervisor is Colin McDougall. This

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Speaker 1: episode was engineered, mixed, and edited by Nick Stump. Until

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Speaker 1: Next Time, This is Ron Burgundy.