Speaker 1: Check check, check check.
Speaker 2: Is this thing working? Looks like it is this recording?
Speaker 2: Is this the inaugural this?
Speaker 3: No, this is the second serial Killers from this building.
Speaker 3: This is the first. This is the first serial Killers
Speaker 3: in this studio, which is my studio.
Speaker 1: It's the debut.
Speaker 3: It is the debut. So let's play this. Let's play this. Wait,
Speaker 3: we have to do this.
Speaker 1: This is the podcast ever and Jefferies, let's do this.
Speaker 3: Let's do this. Wait to play.
Speaker 4: Don't leave cereal with your hand.
Speaker 3: If you guys hate when you hand jam.
Speaker 4: Man eat cereal and your milk is cold.
Speaker 3: They can't hear you. It's really loud.
Speaker 1: Yeah, does it?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Nate, Cereal?
Speaker 1: Is it over yet?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's okay, it's over. It's over. So welcome to
Speaker 3: serial Killers. Andrew decided he could not be here today.
Speaker 2: I'm your pseudo serial killer, Nate. Hey, how you doing.
Speaker 2: I'm excited to be here.
Speaker 3: This is actually gonna be a really exciting episode. And
Speaker 3: Andrew is going to be super pissed off that he
Speaker 3: couldn't be here today because of what we're about to
Speaker 3: eat a lot.
Speaker 1: Of changes too.
Speaker 2: If you're watching this, we have clear cups. This way
Speaker 2: we can see what we eat. I feel like you
Speaker 2: start you start eating with your eyes right.
Speaker 3: You do. And I'm also not sure how the video
Speaker 3: is going to be because I'm just doing it on
Speaker 3: my iPhone.
Speaker 1: This almost looks like we're in some sort of jail cell.
Speaker 3: But right, this is just awful. I need my cereals
Speaker 3: behind me.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, good luck with that.
Speaker 3: Who's got me? Let me ask you if I put
Speaker 3: shelving units up there and put boxes of cereal, who's
Speaker 3: coming in and saying, oh no, so far there's been
Speaker 3: no studio police.
Speaker 1: You see, I.
Speaker 2: Don't think you know, when the studio police walks around.
Speaker 2: He will walk around at some point and then someone
Speaker 2: will take a note.
Speaker 3: Oh it's he has he been around yet at all?
Speaker 2: I don't think he is in town to walk around
Speaker 2: and then write a note that gets past you from
Speaker 2: somebody like our.
Speaker 3: Bosses got it? Got it anyway? So let me apologize
Speaker 3: right now for no bowl chat this previous Wednesday. You
Speaker 3: have to understand things have just been kind of out
Speaker 3: of control with the new studio moves, and none of
Speaker 3: our boxes get upset. There are people that are like,
Speaker 3: no bull chat, you know, and oh hey Elvis, oh.
Speaker 1: Hey, it's Elvis. What are you all doing?
Speaker 3: We're doing serial killers here. It's too bad because Elvis
Speaker 3: would really love this cereal. Today. There's lots of new
Speaker 3: cereals on the horizon. We're gonna do two brand new
Speaker 3: cereals today.
Speaker 2: Wait on the horizon. We like sailing around in a
Speaker 2: sea of milk with the ocular?
Speaker 3: Were the capt'n and you're my matey? That c ap
Speaker 3: apostrophe en, Yeah, there's.
Speaker 1: Was there a sub mask up for captain? Oh?
Speaker 3: There were lots there was. There was that elephant, and
Speaker 3: there was that crazy guy from Crunchberries. I forget there.
Speaker 3: Horace was one of them, or Hugly or something. They
Speaker 3: all have these dumb names from the sixties. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 3: so all right, anyway, I'm gonna go down to the
Speaker 3: cereal sack and pick these out. Got these at stopping shop,
Speaker 3: and I'm very excited for these because it's not very
Speaker 3: often that a new variety of these comes out. Oh
Speaker 3: then again, last year there were two or three different ones,
Speaker 3: but this is completely different.
Speaker 1: I'm excited. This excited, No, I am to reach into
Speaker 1: the old cereal sacks.
Speaker 3: Are you a fan of pebble cereals? Here we go.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: Yes, as a child, as I as I've gotten older,
Speaker 2: I've just learned how to eat it faster because I
Speaker 2: didn't like how soggy the pebbles would get. I see
Speaker 2: I do. I gotta have some crunch to my cereal.
Speaker 2: All right, well here comes some crunch. These are pebbles
Speaker 2: with crunch. Okay, you're ready bring it. I'm ready to go.
Speaker 3: Hence the name pebbles crunched.
Speaker 1: Oh see, Oh my god, they read my mind.
Speaker 3: Yes, there's fruity and coco pebbles crunched. And these are
Speaker 3: puffed pieces. These are not your little rice pieces. So
Speaker 3: these are big old puffed pieces.
Speaker 1: And it is playing it. They didn't have electricity back then.
Speaker 1: Why does he have an electric guitar?
Speaker 3: Is it electric?
Speaker 1: That's an electric guitar.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but there's no there's no plug in it. They've
Speaker 3: got although Wilma, Wilma has a microphone with a wire,
Speaker 3: but that could just be some like hollow hose or
Speaker 3: something like that.
Speaker 2: See pebbles has that actual acoustic What is that a ukulele?
Speaker 1: Yes, and Fred's only got two strings on that guitar.
Speaker 3: Well you know, uh so do you want to go? Coco?
Speaker 3: Or fruity first, I would still start with a fruity.
Speaker 3: That's weird because the guitar he's playing on the front
Speaker 3: has won two three strings. Oh and look at Barney.
Speaker 3: Look at Barney.
Speaker 1: He's playing that thing that the Nerds played and Revenge
Speaker 1: of the Nerds. You remember that.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, they were wearing those yellow they were wearing
Speaker 3: those yellow things. You know we did that in our
Speaker 3: senior play. It was really interesting.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, so let's box into a speaker. Wow, I
Speaker 2: see what it is. So this box turns into a speaker,
Speaker 2: just like you know, if you take your phone and
Speaker 2: put into a glass echoes.
Speaker 3: It's cardboard though, yeah, but it'll echo. That's interesting. Ask
Speaker 3: an adult to help cutting this area out. Wait answers
Speaker 3: on the bottom flap, answers to what are their questions somewhere?
Speaker 3: How many star shapes are in this scene? I'm not
Speaker 3: counting all.
Speaker 1: That which guitar wire goes to this?
Speaker 3: Okay, oh, A, B and C. It's like a maze.
Speaker 3: All right. So there's some stuff on here which.
Speaker 1: Two musical notes are exactly the same.
Speaker 3: I don't know. Oh, anyway, well, these.
Speaker 2: Distinctly remember the back of the cereal boxes being slightly
Speaker 2: more challenging than.
Speaker 3: This, and there was also free stuff in there. Bonnie
Speaker 3: my pebbles. Sorry, oh goodness, these are okay, So some
Speaker 3: of these are multi colored.
Speaker 2: Barney and uh Fred were swingers, like do you think
Speaker 2: they swung with the uh the rubbles?
Speaker 1: Do you think the flintstones swung?
Speaker 3: I don't know, but I think maybe they touch each
Speaker 3: other's knobs every once in a while. I don't know.
Speaker 3: At the water, No, and where they were with the
Speaker 3: grand Pooba would come with the big hat.
Speaker 2: Where's the great kazoo? Hey, dumb, dumb, nobody gets any
Speaker 2: of these. I The Flintstones is still on on Sunday mornings.
Speaker 2: I watched The Flintstones. Yes, it's on me TV. I
Speaker 2: don't know if I don't know if we get that
Speaker 2: across the country.
Speaker 3: Smell like it spells like fruit loops. It's basically no,
Speaker 3: I'm sorry. It's actually has a distinct fruity pebble smell.
Speaker 3: It smells like fruity pebbles and fruit loops do smell different.
Speaker 1: Really?
Speaker 3: Yeah, these are this is but the colors are weird.
Speaker 3: The colors are off. There's a lot of red and
Speaker 3: none of them are really one full exact color. There
Speaker 3: is like a million map that red looks really bright.
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm gonna go to the bathroom later
Speaker 1: and feel like I have to call the dog.
Speaker 3: That's the artificial in it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because this is not the red dye number five.
Speaker 3: Well, this is natural and artificially flavored. So all right,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna.
Speaker 1: Get the milk, all right, bringing on.
Speaker 3: Twenty twenty three, Still no milk sponsor.
Speaker 2: Tell you what Burn Dairy. Uh, it's I'm telling you
Speaker 2: Burn Dairy. If you guys are listening, anybody listening, please
Speaker 2: send the milk. You have the best milk, the best
Speaker 2: chocolate milk ever.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I feel like we might need like a national company though,
Speaker 3: because I feel like a local dairies can be like
Speaker 3: I think there are national I mean there's there's fair Life,
Speaker 3: there's yeah, but there's but that's a national I'm sorry,
Speaker 3: a national brand. Yeah, okay, you know you have fair
Speaker 3: Life and Horizon and whatever. So before this gets to soggy,
Speaker 3: let's do pebbles crunched fruity.
Speaker 2: All right, I'm gonna try and get an equal representation
Speaker 2: of every color in my spoon.
Speaker 1: Here. That is a crunchy sound.
Speaker 3: It's good. It tastes like fruit. Will you eat it already?
Speaker 1: What are you doing?
Speaker 2: And I'm trying to get one of every color on
Speaker 2: my spoon.
Speaker 3: Hang on, it tastes like fruity pebbles, but it's it's
Speaker 3: it's puffed. It's a puffed fruity pebble. It leaves that
Speaker 3: same slight film on the roof of your mouth like
Speaker 3: regular fruity pebbles.
Speaker 1: Do not as sharp as Captain crunch.
Speaker 3: No, I do like it.
Speaker 1: It's not bad. See, I'm just not a fan of
Speaker 1: the fruity cereal.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm giving it four balls and a spoon. I
Speaker 3: really like it. I feel like you're not going to
Speaker 3: go quite as high. I'm gonna go three balls. Three balls,
Speaker 3: all right? Three balls.
Speaker 1: It's h And that's a that's being generous.
Speaker 3: See, if Elvis would have popped in, he would have
Speaker 3: given this five balls, because he's a fruity pebbles purest.
Speaker 3: Then again, these aren't actually fruity pebble. Sod of groan
Speaker 3: on me? Now do each individual color does it?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 3: They've proven that they taste the same. Although with fruit loops,
Speaker 3: I'm able to pick them out. We did a contest
Speaker 3: one time, and I was able to say red orange green.
Speaker 3: That tasted like yellow to me. Hang on, where's yellow
Speaker 3: taste like lemon?
Speaker 1: You can tell? Hang one, I couldn't tell. That was
Speaker 1: milk clogged. I couldn't tell the taste.
Speaker 3: Oh, this is two percent milk, by the way.
Speaker 1: Oh no, wonder so good?
Speaker 3: Nice and thick.
Speaker 1: Yeah, actually I might.
Speaker 3: I might add now, I do apologize ahead of time.
Speaker 3: This is going to be a shortened episode and abbreviated.
Speaker 3: It's going to be abbreviated. Andrew could not be here today.
Speaker 3: He had something going on at home and he had
Speaker 3: to get out of here. So I just grabbed whoever
Speaker 3: was around, and thankfully was Nate, because Nate is familiar
Speaker 3: with the podcast.
Speaker 2: I am.
Speaker 3: He's been here.
Speaker 1: Before, and I'm so happy that you brought me in.
Speaker 3: Yeah. No, I appreciate cereals pretty good. I might even
Speaker 3: finish this bawl do it? I see. I don't know
Speaker 3: what to do because normally we would take a break,
Speaker 3: and I don't have the little sound, So I'm just
Speaker 3: gonna say we'll be back right after this.
Speaker 1: Dun doom, dun, dun, dun dun, and we're bad.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so, I cause I don't have Andrew's stupid man
Speaker 3: box with me. You know, the box with all the
Speaker 3: sound effects whatever, what is it? The road caster, road cast,
Speaker 3: the road caster.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Andrew's been very busy lately.
Speaker 3: He has the flops manager. Is actually really doing a
Speaker 3: lot now.
Speaker 2: You know he I think, you know my opinion. I
Speaker 2: think he made a New Year's resolution to focus on
Speaker 2: stuff at work at home and he's really getting hicked done.
Speaker 2: I give him a lot of credit.
Speaker 3: Well, here's the thing is. You know, in the old
Speaker 3: radio station, he had a desk in this studio, in
Speaker 3: my studio, hour studio whatever it is. And when they
Speaker 3: built this place, they didn't build him a space even
Speaker 3: though they were supposed to. So we brought this little
Speaker 3: table in here, but it's just not quite a workspace.
Speaker 2: I think he's able to focus more. You're able to
Speaker 2: focus more as a result, I have to agree, I do.
Speaker 3: You know. It's it's a double edged sword. I kind
Speaker 3: of like people not being in and out of here
Speaker 3: constantly because I'm in the way back, like you have to.
Speaker 3: You have to make an effort to come into this studio.
Speaker 3: There's no fire escape from this room. If there's a
Speaker 3: you're dead. Yeah, I could scream really loud and people
Speaker 3: would hear me. Because the soundproof doors are not to
Speaker 3: be able to get you out right, I'd be trapped.
Speaker 3: I'd be trapped. Although I could crawl up through the ceiling.
Speaker 1: Good luck with that.
Speaker 2: Have you seen the videos of the people crawling through
Speaker 2: drop ceilings and crashing it through?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: I've always been so nervous when I go up in
Speaker 3: my attic, when I when I the cotton candyate's up there,
Speaker 3: I'm always so scared. I got to step on the beam,
Speaker 3: step on the beams, and then my foot almost went
Speaker 3: through the ceiling when I was putting. Yes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And is that proven that if you step and
Speaker 1: put your full weight you will fall through?
Speaker 3: I would think so, because that's just a thin piece
Speaker 3: of sheet rock. If there's no beam there, it's literally
Speaker 3: a piece of sheet.
Speaker 1: Rock, sheet rock and some insulation. Yeah, I guess you
Speaker 1: probably would.
Speaker 3: I think that even if you just stem gently, you
Speaker 3: will fall right through.
Speaker 1: So I guess it really depends on that sheet rock, right.
Speaker 3: I don't think sheet rock can really hold.
Speaker 1: Speaking of sheet rock, moreb from bedrock.
Speaker 3: What's up? Sorry. You know, I have to say, I'm
Speaker 3: really disappointed. I see all our serial cohorts on Instagram
Speaker 3: all getting all these boxes from General Mills and Posts
Speaker 3: New Cereal. Here's what's ound, here's a preview, here's some
Speaker 3: some crocs, and here's a sweatshirt. Here's some swag from Pebble.
Speaker 3: Serial Killers nothing. I don't understand. This is the premier
Speaker 3: serial podcast. Yeah it is, and it is the podcast
Speaker 3: with the most reach.
Speaker 1: How many years have you guys been doing this now?
Speaker 1: Four we're going.
Speaker 3: On four years? Four years? Yeah, so what the hell?
Speaker 3: You know what?
Speaker 1: I think you needed a good PR person, that's what
Speaker 1: you need.
Speaker 3: He please. But I did hear from our friends at Multimeal,
Speaker 3: and we're gonna be getting stuff from them. Yes, it's
Speaker 3: the budget brand, but it is made by Post so whatever.
Speaker 3: It isn't bags, but you know it's it's they got
Speaker 3: some new We always bought Multimeal.
Speaker 2: Of course we put it in the Sorry we're here
Speaker 2: about it.
Speaker 3: You were like the guy and the commercials. What was
Speaker 3: his name? Oh, I don't think he had a name.
Speaker 3: The Multimeal commercials actually a famous oh an actor. Yeah,
Speaker 3: he would because he would crawl along the box them,
Speaker 3: because that's where you know, back in the day the
Speaker 3: multimele there was the budget brand and was on the
Speaker 3: bottom rack.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, this this smell, this is a very coco smell.
Speaker 3: Yes it is. It smells like cocoa pebbles, it really does.
Speaker 3: It's just that the consistency of the cereal is different.
Speaker 3: It's puffed, it's crunched.
Speaker 1: Crunched, puffy crunch. Okay.
Speaker 3: Do you know the back in the sixties on the Flintstones,
Speaker 3: they were smoking cigarettes and there were cigarette commercials like
Speaker 3: Fred and Barney. Do vaguely remember that Winston tastes good
Speaker 3: like a cigarette should. That was Fred and Barney were
Speaker 3: just sitting there smoking butts at the end of the show.
Speaker 3: Hey Bonnie, you just popping a Winston out of the pack.
Speaker 3: That's just that's so foreign to me. It's the same.
Speaker 1: I mean, you're old enough. Do you remember people smoking
Speaker 1: in hospitals?
Speaker 3: I remember, yes. And the thing that gets me today
Speaker 3: is you drive via hospital and the nurses are right
Speaker 3: out front smoking. That just something is not right there.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean there's a lot of things now, right, but.
Speaker 3: But especially in the health profession, you would think that
Speaker 3: you'd want want to be a showcase for healthy.
Speaker 1: People in the hell they could be addicted to stuff too, right.
Speaker 3: I guess. But it should be a stipulation in healthcare.
Speaker 1: But you can't be a nurser or doctor if you're
Speaker 1: here a smoker.
Speaker 3: That's right, You don't think so.
Speaker 2: I think you know what their own personal choice is
Speaker 2: their own. I would think they would have done the
Speaker 2: research that they're not going to be smoking or doing
Speaker 2: any sort.
Speaker 3: Of Well, I bet you there are some hospital systems
Speaker 3: in this country that don't allow smokers. Probably, now, is
Speaker 3: that is that discrimination? Probably?
Speaker 1: Definitely?
Speaker 3: Really? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Absolutely, all right, all right, here we go.
Speaker 3: The taste is good. I don't like the crunch.
Speaker 1: I love the crunch. I'm so glad that you brought
Speaker 1: me in.
Speaker 3: Because the flavor is really on the outside and the
Speaker 3: crunch just that's really weird because I'm a five ball
Speaker 3: all day on regular coca pebbles. Huh. I don't know this.
Speaker 3: This is not doing it for me, just.
Speaker 1: Going a solid four bowls in a spoon.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 1: And I mean you are right about the flavor. The
Speaker 1: flavor does vanish quickly.
Speaker 3: I bet you the milk is gonna be good because
Speaker 3: it's already turning chocolate. But I just I don't like
Speaker 3: the crunch of the cocoa one. Huh, it's very disappointed.
Speaker 1: Well what if you just let it get soggy? It
Speaker 1: is very crunchy. I will say that.
Speaker 3: This is gonna be, you know, as Andrew would say, controversial,
Speaker 3: But I'm giving it three balls in a SPOONO really,
Speaker 3: and I love pebbles, love them. I love all of them,
Speaker 3: except that nasty ass chocolate peanut butter one that we
Speaker 3: had a couple of years ago. Yeah, thing was gross,
Speaker 3: But otherwise pebbles can really do no wrong by us.
Speaker 1: Wow, Scottie, you have really just thrown down the gauntlet.
Speaker 3: It's weird. It's weird because the chocolate taste is there
Speaker 3: for a second and then just that you know, Andrew
Speaker 3: always likes to say that things taste like cheese doodles.
Speaker 3: It has the consistency of a crunchy cheese doodle and
Speaker 3: just doesn't have any flavor on the inside. So yeah,
Speaker 3: I for that reason, three balls in a spoon.
Speaker 2: You know what, I might actually because now that you're
Speaker 2: pointing that out, I am just eating filler.
Speaker 3: Don't let me sway your vote.
Speaker 2: No, I'm legitimately doing this on my own accord because
Speaker 2: I did like the flavor initially. But you're right, there's
Speaker 2: really unless you just keep eating it. There's nothing savory
Speaker 2: about a mouthful of this story. Let me try the milk,
Speaker 2: all right, the milk, it's like it's the equivalent of
Speaker 2: juicy fruit gum. You chew it for about flavors gomy
Speaker 2: seconds and it's done. You remember that was twenty five
Speaker 2: cents a pack.
Speaker 3: You remember. Drink the milk, though, because you love chocolate milk.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna give it. I would give it five balls
Speaker 3: all day based on the milk, because the milk is delicious.
Speaker 3: But I think it's the flavor is coming off so fast. Oh,
Speaker 3: we're almost done, Andrew.
Speaker 4: I feel like I've been replaced.
Speaker 3: No, you're like, I can't do it today. I gotta
Speaker 3: go home.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, because my non is sick. Nice jobs. No,
Speaker 1: I know that, but you're still here. I would like
Speaker 1: to try something.
Speaker 3: We don't have any more cups.
Speaker 2: We don't stock hold out your hands, we don't stop cups,
Speaker 2: and I want that one. Can I put milk in
Speaker 2: your hand? No, put it in your mouth and just
Speaker 2: switch it around.
Speaker 3: Put it in your mouth. Yeah, thank you. Yeah, let
Speaker 3: me pust some milk. Come on, studio, disgusting, brand new
Speaker 3: studio here, put this in your mouth. Open your mouth open.
Speaker 1: Get I don't want to watch this.
Speaker 3: I'm not letting yeah, but I'm not letting you rate
Speaker 3: it because you're not milking it.
Speaker 4: It tastes like a fruity pebble.
Speaker 1: No, I'm a brute loop.
Speaker 3: No it doesn't. It tastes like fruity pebbles. We have
Speaker 3: to go. Okay, bye, Thank you for listening to Serial Killers.
Speaker 3: As long as Andrew doesn't blow it off again, we'll
Speaker 3: see Wednesday for an all new bowl chap.
Speaker 1: Oh, oh my god.
Speaker 4: That hurts.
Speaker 1: That's what we was saying.
Speaker 3: We just moved.
Speaker 1: So things are in fux. So some people are working.
Speaker 3: Remember last week when I asked you like three times
Speaker 3: to do bull chap. I can't. I can't. I can't
Speaker 3: nate how hard if I've been working lately. We actually
Speaker 3: talked about that. We listened back to this. He doesn't listen.
Speaker 3: He does not listen to this podcast. He doesn't listen.
Speaker 3: Can I win if you listen? Yes?
Speaker 1: Oh okay, I've gotta go.
Speaker 3: Now there's physical violence The code word is say something
Speaker 3: because I want him to hear. I want to say
Speaker 3: a code word. I want him to tell me what
Speaker 3: it is. Oh that makes him make noise?
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: The code word is to leave the room, make no
Speaker 3: just make noise to cover his ears.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, leave, close the door. The code word
Speaker 1: is Banana brothers. Code word is Banana Brothers.
Speaker 3: I want the code word to be Andrew's a dick.
Speaker 1: Secondary code word Andrews.
Speaker 3: So he only has to give us one of those,
Speaker 3: and then, yeah, I know he listens, all right, come
Speaker 3: on in, Andrew. All right. So anyway, thank you for listening,
Speaker 3: have a great week. Hopefully we'll see you Wednesday with
Speaker 3: a bowl chat and uh until then, say crunch everybody,