WEBVTT - Angela Giarratana Disobeys Bridger

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<v Speaker 1>But I invited you here, thought I made myself perfectly clear.

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<v Speaker 2>When you're a guest to my home.

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<v Speaker 1>You gotta come to me empty. And I said, no, guests,

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<v Speaker 1>your own presences presents enough. I already had too much stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>So how did you dare to surbey me?

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to Why I said no gifts? Why did I

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<v Speaker 2>go so long? That's fine, I can do that. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>occasionally you have to build up suspense, and that's what

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<v Speaker 2>that was the big attempt on my part. I'm trying

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<v Speaker 2>to make this a more tense show, make it more thrilling,

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<v Speaker 2>have your heart pounding throughout. So I hope that set

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<v Speaker 2>you off, and now you're in a bad mood the

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<v Speaker 2>rest of the time. Ah, I'm Bridger Winecker. This is

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<v Speaker 2>I said, no gifts, we're here. What's going on? You know?

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<v Speaker 2>I was just absolutely boiling over with anxiety all morning,

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<v Speaker 2>and so I got myself a coffee and we'll see

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<v Speaker 2>where this leads. Yeah, what's happening. I'm still watching Little

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<v Speaker 2>House on the Prairie. We're watching that in my home.

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<v Speaker 2>I've got a big episode to recommend. It's called The Raccoon.

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<v Speaker 2>If I cannot recommend an episode of television more than

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<v Speaker 2>The Raccoon on Little House on Prairie. If you want

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<v Speaker 2>an hour of television where you the entire time are

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<v Speaker 2>afraid a little girls can get her face ripped off,

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<v Speaker 2>this is the episode of TV for you. You've got

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<v Speaker 2>to see this thing. You don't have to watch the

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<v Speaker 2>rest of it. I recommend it. I'm having a great time,

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<v Speaker 2>but this thing unlike any piece of recorded media I

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<v Speaker 2>have ever seen. The work that the raccoon is doing,

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<v Speaker 2>the danger that every living being is in on this

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<v Speaker 2>episode is It's unlike anything I've ever seen or experience.

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<v Speaker 2>So get into it. What else is going on Summer

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<v Speaker 2>By the time this is released, I think summer will

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<v Speaker 2>basically be here June. Summer's happening. School's out. What happens

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<v Speaker 2>in the summer. We're going to the beach, We're roller skating.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll be come September, I'll be in the eighth grade.

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<v Speaker 2>So there's that. Patreon is still happening. We always have

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<v Speaker 2>to remind you Patreon go to patreon dot com. Slash

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<v Speaker 2>I said, no gifts. We're recording exclusive episodes in the backyard.

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<v Speaker 2>We're having the time of our life. We're also doing

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<v Speaker 2>bonus episodes weekly where I recap Secret Lives of Mormon Wives,

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<v Speaker 2>which is potentially the most important podcast currently on the internet.

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<v Speaker 2>I may have posted a picture without a shirt on

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<v Speaker 2>you know, there's all sorts of erotic things happening on

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<v Speaker 2>the Patreon not really, don't get your hoax up, but

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<v Speaker 2>go over there. Support the podcast, do what you will.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you to everyone that's already doing it. And if

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<v Speaker 2>you haven't already done it, I'll look the other way. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>is there anything else I'm looking at my business that

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<v Speaker 2>I need to talk about. I tried listening to a

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<v Speaker 2>sleeping podcast last night when I woke up at two am.

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<v Speaker 2>It was too engaging. Yeah, it was too coherent. I

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<v Speaker 2>was able to just follow along. And that's not a

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<v Speaker 2>good sleeping podcast because then I just am listening. I

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<v Speaker 2>won't even mention what it was called. I don't want

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<v Speaker 2>to give them any business. Oh is there anything No,

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<v Speaker 2>I've gone on too long. We have to get into

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<v Speaker 2>the episode. I adore today's guest. Everyone adores today's guest.

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<v Speaker 2>It's Angela Giritana. Angela.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm obsessed with you. I've been holding my tongue over here.

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<v Speaker 3>What's the raccoon? Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>My god, have you ever seen any Little House on

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<v Speaker 2>the Prairie?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, I used to, And I honestly can't believe you're

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<v Speaker 4>rewatching it because I saw that there's a reboot.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a new one. And I not to brag, I

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<v Speaker 2>started watching it before I knew there was a reboot.

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<v Speaker 2>It just kind of just, you know, something spoke to me.

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<v Speaker 2>A quiet voice came to me and said, the reboot's coming.

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<v Speaker 2>Get ready before the reboot ruins the franchise. Yes, you

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<v Speaker 2>get into it. So I've now watched probably.

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<v Speaker 3>Twelve episodes and The Raccoon.

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<v Speaker 2>The Raccoon episode it is called the Raccoon, and it

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<v Speaker 2>starts with Laura Angeles Wilder her, uh is that the name?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, now I'm a fraud.

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<v Speaker 3>Her origin of the raccoon's name racoon Jasper? Is it

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<v Speaker 3>a pet?

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<v Speaker 2>It becomes a pet, and then it becomes I don't

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<v Speaker 2>want to give away too much.

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<v Speaker 3>Just watch it.

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<v Speaker 2>There may be some betrayal, there may be some heartbreak,

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<v Speaker 2>there may be rabies, and there might also be a

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<v Speaker 2>big surprise. There's it's got it all and this is

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<v Speaker 2>all happening in the early seventies, and the Raccoon is

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<v Speaker 2>let's be very clear, a real raccoon the entire time

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<v Speaker 2>shut up, and the little girl is holding it close

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<v Speaker 2>to her face. They've got the raccoon chasing chickens, They've

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<v Speaker 2>got the raccoon fighting with a dog.

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<v Speaker 3>How'd they get all that?

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<v Speaker 2>They just threw the raccoon in front of all of

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<v Speaker 2>these things and said, go for it. I guess, but

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's like a partially trained raccoon must have been.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's also well, maybe they're using so many raccoons.

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<v Speaker 2>This This is where I'm always a rube, where I'm like, well,

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<v Speaker 2>that certainly is just one raccoon.

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<v Speaker 3>There's like three on standby.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, of course, and one of them I think is

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<v Speaker 2>a wild raccoon, because how else do you get to

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<v Speaker 2>chase to chase the chickens.

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<v Speaker 3>One hundred percent, you need one that's like.

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<v Speaker 2>A like that's ready to kill a chicken.

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<v Speaker 3>And that can't be the one that baby the kids holding.

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<v Speaker 2>No, because then it would have ripped the kid's face off.

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<v Speaker 3>We need behind the scenes.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I would love nothing more than behind the scenes

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<v Speaker 2>of the raccoon.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, that's a sneeze. I think it's because we're talking

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<v Speaker 3>about a raccoon.

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<v Speaker 2>You're allergic that.

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<v Speaker 4>You know it's gone because I brought attention to him.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's a must must must see. Uh, the rest

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<v Speaker 2>of the series also, I must see, But this one

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<v Speaker 2>is a good starting point.

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<v Speaker 3>Are they each like Little Bottle Neck episode?

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<v Speaker 2>There? There? Everything's pretty individual. They don't really flow into

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<v Speaker 2>each other as much. You know, you learn of new

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<v Speaker 2>characters as each Epichoes episode goes by, and those characters

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<v Speaker 2>will show up. Yeah, but there's one character in particular

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<v Speaker 2>named Nelly Olsen, who's the little girl. Look the rich girl.

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<v Speaker 3>He ring, Oh, the little rich girl.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and she's an outstanding character, and I can't imagine

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<v Speaker 2>they're gonna nail her with the reboot. It's a big

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<v Speaker 2>challenge and they're not going to do the raccoon. There's

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<v Speaker 2>no way they're bringing a real raccoon into the new series.

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<v Speaker 2>It'll be a CGI raccoon.

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<v Speaker 3>It'll be an AI ra that sucks. That sucks.

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<v Speaker 2>Machine learning brings raccoon into Netflix. Yeah, So we'll see

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<v Speaker 2>how the news then maybe it'll be great.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, I can't wait.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what's going on with you.

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<v Speaker 4>I I first of all, the Sleeping podcast, I've been

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<v Speaker 4>thinking about trying to get into those because I need

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<v Speaker 4>sound on when I sleep.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you need do you need something?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't?

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<v Speaker 3>Usually you're one of those good ones.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm one of the good ones. I'm one of the angels,

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<v Speaker 2>one of the.

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<v Speaker 4>Angels that like your mom like probably like I don't know,

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<v Speaker 4>like whoever puts you to bed, like let you sit

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<v Speaker 4>in the silence. I had shit blasting like what anything.

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<v Speaker 4>It was like all like white noise growing up like

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<v Speaker 4>or just like anything. I don't know why, but my

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<v Speaker 4>mom was like it can't be.

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<v Speaker 2>Quiet, say yeah her sleep.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, or maybe she just was watching TV.

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<v Speaker 4>So me and my brother, but it was like we

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<v Speaker 4>were never going to bed without the TV.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that sounds incredible.

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<v Speaker 3>I know, but it me now like I cannot.

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<v Speaker 2>Go to sleep, So what are you putting on now?

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<v Speaker 3>So here's the thing is I've been okay.

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<v Speaker 4>So here's the bridger is if it's too if it's

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<v Speaker 4>too exciting, it's not happening, of course, But then if

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<v Speaker 4>I watch, like I have to watch something I just watched.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh interesting, like within the last day.

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<v Speaker 4>Almost like I was going to like I was doing

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<v Speaker 4>like Sex in the City episodes, but these are still

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<v Speaker 4>like literally fall asleep talk listen to her talk or

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<v Speaker 4>like Seinfeld. But then I was still like, oh, I

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<v Speaker 4>don't actually want to see what happens. Yeah, of course

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<v Speaker 4>I want to see if they find their car in

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<v Speaker 4>the parking. And then like it wasn't working. So now

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<v Speaker 4>I'm like dark documentaries is what puts me to sleep,

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<v Speaker 4>such as like the Karen Reid doc that's on that's

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<v Speaker 4>happening right now about her retrial.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just Karen Reid.

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<v Speaker 4>She's being framed for the murder of a police officer.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, Karen, and I'm going to sleep to that.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know what it is, but it needs to

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<v Speaker 4>be like, it can't be comedy. It has to be

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<v Speaker 4>like dark, like a dark Kate Winslet drama. Oh sure, sure,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm right to sleep.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, what's the Pennsylvania one? She she's Mayvistown.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, that's a lullabytom Me literally a woman smoking

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<v Speaker 4>like monotone, being like I've had this case for fifteen years.

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<v Speaker 2>You can smell the stale coffee. And did you finish

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<v Speaker 2>that series?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>I loved it until we found out what who the

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<v Speaker 2>murder Frome was. It was like the teen Bowl was

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<v Speaker 2>the teen boy. I mean, we really gave that away.

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<v Speaker 2>So my apologize to everybody.

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<v Speaker 4>Major spoiler for an old HBO Max shew Mayrave's down.

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<v Speaker 2>You should have seen it. It was excellent. She was great.

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<v Speaker 4>I forgot that. You thought at the end, you're like,

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<v Speaker 4>finally we learned who the murder was, and then was

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<v Speaker 4>like no.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually yeah, it was like this whole thing was like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh it's him. Oh no, it's him covering up for him.

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<v Speaker 2>For a minute, it was just like, okay.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, guys, we're done. Call it.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't drag me through the teen boys drama.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want to go to this school. Well, now

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<v Speaker 3>I feel bad.

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<v Speaker 2>I just wanted it to be a villainous adult.

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<v Speaker 3>I just wanted to be a stupid white man.

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<v Speaker 2>Send him to the chair, yes, by.

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<v Speaker 4>And now we're like looking at this kid playing basketball

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<v Speaker 4>and you're like, he's misunderstood.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, he wasn't raised properly. He was raised in an

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<v Speaker 2>atmosphere that led to this horrible consequence. And now we

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<v Speaker 2>all have to look at ourselves.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, and now I have to put my phone down. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>because maybe it was tech.

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<v Speaker 3>That ruined this.

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<v Speaker 2>It probably was tech. Did you watch the other show,

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<v Speaker 2>the new thing on Netflix. Ah, the one take, one

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<v Speaker 2>take Wonder. That's the show.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a one take Wonder adolescent.

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<v Speaker 4>I like one shots when it's like Broadway and they're like,

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<v Speaker 4>like how it's it's like follow Jimmy Fallon through the

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<v Speaker 4>dressing room.

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<v Speaker 3>This not that.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, no no, it's suffocating. Yeah. I wasn't able

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<v Speaker 2>to finish it because you know, I was impressed. I thought, Wow,

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<v Speaker 2>the drama whatever, bah blah blah. I'm just too impressive

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<v Speaker 2>as dazzled. I'm sitting there watching this. I'm dazzled. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't think that's a feeling you watched it off.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm too dazzled.

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<v Speaker 2>This is way too glamorous. No, it became very depressing.

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<v Speaker 2>And also it's weird when they're doing these. First of all,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not impressed. I'm not that impressed at this point

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<v Speaker 2>in time, or I don't care. I truly don't care

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<v Speaker 2>about the one shot, the one take. We have too

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<v Speaker 2>much technology to make it easy, first of all. Second

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<v Speaker 2>of all, I'm annoyed on the behalf of everyone having

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<v Speaker 2>to do it.

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<v Speaker 3>You're so right, like, I'm not going to be impressed

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<v Speaker 3>by the drone.

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<v Speaker 4>That's flying over cares. I want to be impressed by

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<v Speaker 4>the human body.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, show me more of the human body.

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<v Speaker 4>I want someone to like hold a camera like you know,

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<v Speaker 4>like shots of like a cameraman like running on their

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<v Speaker 4>body and they're like that's.

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<v Speaker 2>Stuff all, like which is happening? I guess during this

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<v Speaker 2>thing because there's one guy, but it's I'm just annoyed

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<v Speaker 2>on the behalf of everyone. It's like there was too

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<v Speaker 2>much planning. Is it worth it? Is it worth it?

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<v Speaker 3>It's you're right. I like it if it's like people

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<v Speaker 3>dancing in feathers.

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<v Speaker 4>There we go moment like like like like how.

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<v Speaker 3>Theatrical this is?

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<v Speaker 4>It's happening one time, but like a sad detective being like.

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<v Speaker 2>Who cares truly unless somebody's dancing, unless there's a full

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<v Speaker 2>choreograph number, just let's do several different takes.

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<v Speaker 4>We had like a choreograph like earthquake, drill, come on,

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<v Speaker 4>And that was the closest we got to an ensemble

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<v Speaker 4>was the kids.

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<v Speaker 2>No, cut to a different shot, cut to a different shot.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't I don't know. I don't need the long take.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't need the stress of being like, well, what

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<v Speaker 2>if they don't nail their line.

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<v Speaker 3>Honestly, it's like, just cut, I won't even notice.

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<v Speaker 2>No one cares. It's for the buzz.

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<v Speaker 3>For that one Instagram realized all and they.

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<v Speaker 2>Go, this is how we did it. Okay, well that

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<v Speaker 2>was good?

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<v Speaker 3>The show is it?

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<v Speaker 2>The show stinks?

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<v Speaker 3>I'll watch the BTS. I'll watch the Citicam guy'd be like,

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<v Speaker 3>I need a water.

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<v Speaker 2>This is a You should never be more interested in

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<v Speaker 2>the BTS. Boom, there we go. I think we've really

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<v Speaker 2>boiled this down.

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<v Speaker 4>You're ever making something and you're like, is it more

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<v Speaker 4>interesting to see how I made.

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<v Speaker 2>This than depends on you have failed? Go back to

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<v Speaker 2>the drawing board and make the show more interesting. I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll say it. I've said it before, I'll say it again.

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<v Speaker 3>Can people if you didn't finish it, well, you.

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<v Speaker 2>Know, you find out kind of it's just like, oh, right,

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<v Speaker 2>is things are horrible?

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<v Speaker 3>Even if something's bad, I gotta finish it, you do.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I've this is in the last few years. I

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<v Speaker 2>finally just said to myself, you don't have to. You're

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<v Speaker 2>halfway through that book and you you've hated every moment

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<v Speaker 2>of it. Powerful stop just stop, what are you going

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<v Speaker 2>to get.

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<v Speaker 4>Because it's always I think it's especially when I'm taking

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<v Speaker 4>some type of media that's got a lot of buzz.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm like, I have to stay because it's some fucking moment.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna go now, I get.

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<v Speaker 2>The bus right right, and then you'll be part of

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<v Speaker 2>the conversation. Yeah, and you'll be able to speak to it,

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<v Speaker 2>whereas I just have to kind of step back and say,

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<v Speaker 2>everybody else, everybody else, have your fun. Ye oh, once

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<v Speaker 2>again I'm on the outside looking in.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, you know what, I'm actually full you guys, you guys,

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<v Speaker 3>dig in.

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<v Speaker 2>What's the worst thing you've watched or consumed? All the

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<v Speaker 2>way through? Describing like that won't get you in trouble.

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<v Speaker 4>No, one hundred percent. Let me think, Well, I like

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<v Speaker 4>watching bad TV. Sure, Like I like I'm a reality TV.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh right, of course.

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<v Speaker 4>And I don't know if that's a response because TV's

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<v Speaker 4>gotten too good, right right, But I actually don't want

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<v Speaker 4>a lot of twists and turns. I want to watch

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<v Speaker 4>like menopausal women yell that actually is like heavy?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that feels great? Are you kidding me?

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<v Speaker 4>Like for some reason, I don't know what happened, but

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<v Speaker 4>like I was like, I actually don't want to watch

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<v Speaker 4>comedy anymore.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I want to watch like real shit.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, yes, even.

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<v Speaker 4>If it's like like the vander Pump Cast just getting drunk.

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<v Speaker 4>Like I don't know why it makes me feel sad

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<v Speaker 4>because I like, I'm a comedian and I love comedy.

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<v Speaker 3>That's okay, but I don't want to watch something that's.

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<v Speaker 4>Like, Wow, that was the best joke, Wow, what a

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<v Speaker 4>what a series, what a cast?

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<v Speaker 3>I actually that now makes me go, I don't know

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<v Speaker 3>why it's actually so sad.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I think that that's a common thing among people

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<v Speaker 2>in comedy. You kind of are just like, I think

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<v Speaker 2>you're ruined it for yourself, and then I think at

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<v Speaker 2>some point you know too much and you've experienced too

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<v Speaker 2>much of it where you like it's like, uh, it's

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<v Speaker 2>a tolerance.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, or in my case, I don't know too much.

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<v Speaker 4>Just is like watching so it's like, Wow, it's a

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<v Speaker 4>lot of magic. Wow, they're amazing, And I honestly, I

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<v Speaker 4>actually like it's so exciting to watch someone be funny

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<v Speaker 4>when they don't know it, Like all these women and

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<v Speaker 4>they have no.

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<v Speaker 2>Fucking some of the funniest people alive on these reality shows.

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<v Speaker 4>And they're just it's like a cheetah out of the cage.

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<v Speaker 4>Just let it run and it's crazy. Yes, I'll watch

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<v Speaker 4>that forever.

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<v Speaker 2>Is vander Pump your favorite?

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<v Speaker 3>No, I'd say Real Housewives of York New.

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<v Speaker 2>York canceled, canceled, say goodbye.

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<v Speaker 3>It's because they it's well, I've canceled Seinfeld too.

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<v Speaker 4>If we took away Jerry and Elaane and we brought

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<v Speaker 4>in I don't fucking know.

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<v Speaker 3>Some other ladies, not.

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<v Speaker 2>Even not even who are the Jerry and Elane of

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<v Speaker 2>U N y C. I mean Bethany okay, okay, of course.

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<v Speaker 3>To watch her forever. And Sonya Morgan.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I don't know, Sonya Morgan.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, get ready, I'm gonna send you Sony

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<v Speaker 4>stupid videos please. Just a woman, just you know, just

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<v Speaker 4>a woman in madness, spind out.

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<v Speaker 2>What So did they just go their own way or yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>I think I mean at some point they get bigger

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<v Speaker 3>than the show.

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<v Speaker 2>Of course, right, yeah, and then they are focus.

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<v Speaker 4>My theory is they all get the same lawyer, so

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<v Speaker 4>that they all know what's on each other's contract.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh right, the one most unprofessional lawyer possible. It's not

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<v Speaker 2>keeping anything to.

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<v Speaker 3>A Yes, it's like I Snapchad you pictures of it.

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<v Speaker 3>We have no paper trail. That's what I think.

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<v Speaker 4>Happened with the Jersey shortcast because I also love Jersey.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a bad show that Jersey.

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<v Speaker 2>Sure did they try to reboot it?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they're currently still in their reboot face.

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<v Speaker 2>And they're airing the reboot Yeah. And the original cast yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's kind.

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<v Speaker 3>And they're like married and sober and interesting.

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<v Speaker 2>Any the opposite of what that show is a library.

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<v Speaker 4>I know, they're like, look, Ronnie, he's got his whole

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<v Speaker 4>life together, his wife. It's like, no, I want to

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<v Speaker 4>see Ronnie like get wasted and like down a cinnamon

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<v Speaker 4>roll in one bite.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to be everyone to be on the edge

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<v Speaker 2>of death, yes, just like someone could die.

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<v Speaker 3>On camera in the early two thousands.

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<v Speaker 2>In the early two thousands.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a period.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, so I'd say that, sorry to be long wounded.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm drinking way too much coffee. I also had an

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<v Speaker 4>anxious morning and drinking a lot of Oh god.

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<v Speaker 2>You're we're all just spiraling here, spinning out in the

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<v Speaker 2>biggest possible way.

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<v Speaker 3>And why does anxiety make you tired? So then you

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<v Speaker 3>want coffee? Yeah, makes you even worse.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a very poisonous cycle. I don't I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>what I'm supposed to do.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, Am I supposed to sleep? Well, I can't.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'm not going to sleep. I'm gonna try to

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<v Speaker 2>listen to a sleep podcast. It was about the history

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<v Speaker 2>of time. I'll say that.

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<v Speaker 3>It was the history.

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<v Speaker 2>That's an interesting thing.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to sleep already. Let me hear about it.

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<v Speaker 2>Just the history of what clocks everything we're starting? Uh,

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<v Speaker 2>you know Stonehenge? Oh, oh God, don't look at me.

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<v Speaker 2>Look me in the eye and tell me you don't

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<v Speaker 2>want to learn about Stonehenge and early sun dials.

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<v Speaker 4>See, that makes me bored in a way that's not tired.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm just bored and mad.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. If I'm angry and I'm thinking about leaving a

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<v Speaker 2>bad review, I'm writing a review in my head. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not going to sleep.

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<v Speaker 5>Now.

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<v Speaker 3>You're in a creative space, Yeah, I'm.

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<v Speaker 2>In deeply creative space. I'm brainstorming. I'm riding down. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>these little thoughts here and there.

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<v Speaker 4>You're like, I would already too interesting.

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<v Speaker 2>So stone Hedge, Wow, Yeah, it's uh, you know they

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<v Speaker 2>have stone Hinge stone of a new nursery like a

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<v Speaker 2>local nursery Stonehead. I'm opening a plant store near stone

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<v Speaker 2>Henge called stone Hedge or that could be a hedge maze.

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<v Speaker 4>I always thought it was Hedge.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'm second guessing myself, but I'm pretty sure stowed Henge, stowed.

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<v Speaker 4>Hedge, Okay, a fun, fun bar, stud.

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<v Speaker 2>Stud Hedge. And now we're so far removed from the

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<v Speaker 2>name they do they know what Stonehenge is. Stowed Henge.

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<v Speaker 2>That's like a luggage store or something, or or a

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<v Speaker 2>storage facility. Oh yeah, stowed Hedge.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, now I'm going too far.

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<v Speaker 2>Um No, stone Hedge, Stonehenge, cheesez.

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<v Speaker 3>You're yeah, we're kind about different.

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<v Speaker 2>And I only got as far as early Egypt and

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<v Speaker 2>their sun dials and.

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<v Speaker 3>Was the voice sleepy.

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<v Speaker 2>Kind of no more than you know, what have you

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<v Speaker 2>ever heard in our time? That podcast? Yes, that level

0:20:26.520 --> 0:20:28.919
<v Speaker 2>of sleep okay, but I could probably fall asleep to

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<v Speaker 2>in our time better because they get into topics that

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<v Speaker 2>become probably above my reading comprehension.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, and you're like, now I'm just barely hanging on.

0:20:37.680 --> 0:20:40.639
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I can barely understand what we're talking about. And

0:20:40.680 --> 0:20:43.640
<v Speaker 2>it's like six British people with quiet, polite voice.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>You want to, like, chase your tail till you get tired.

0:20:46.400 --> 0:20:48.720
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, exactly, Like what are they talking about? Yes, that's

0:20:48.720 --> 0:20:51.840
<v Speaker 2>what I need. I don't need elementary level history on

0:20:52.720 --> 0:20:54.600
<v Speaker 2>time because I can keep up.

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<v Speaker 4>Leave me in the dust, next one shot, next.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I don't want to keep talking about that because

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to give them any more press. No,

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<v Speaker 2>I would give in our time more press. I think

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<v Speaker 2>that's a good podcast. But there's something else I need

0:21:12.480 --> 0:21:15.720
<v Speaker 2>to talk to you about. Yeah, sure need. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>want obviously, the last thing I want to do is

0:21:19.240 --> 0:21:22.520
<v Speaker 2>talk about this or bring it up. But I feel

0:21:22.520 --> 0:21:25.879
<v Speaker 2>like it's unavoidable at this point. I was excited to

0:21:25.880 --> 0:21:26.920
<v Speaker 2>have you here on the podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I was so excited.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought, Angela is wonderful. How could anything possibly go wrong? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it's going to be a perfect, perfect record. And then

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<v Speaker 2>I'll move on with my day. Angela will move on

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<v Speaker 2>with her day. No bad feelings. Ah, So I was

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<v Speaker 2>a little surprised you look. I look at you as

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<v Speaker 2>a professional. I assume you kind of know how the

0:21:50.600 --> 0:21:54.600
<v Speaker 2>industry works. You show up and do your job, and

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<v Speaker 2>I do consider you being here a job.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and you do what you're talking.

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<v Speaker 2>The podcast is called I said, no gift. I think

0:22:01.720 --> 0:22:05.119
<v Speaker 2>you're I would hope you know the title of the

0:22:05.119 --> 0:22:09.600
<v Speaker 2>podcast you're coming to. I'm sure you've got emails, messages,

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<v Speaker 2>so it's a little surprised when I heard you screech

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<v Speaker 2>into the parking lot and I looked out the window

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<v Speaker 2>and I saw you kind of trotting into the studio

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<v Speaker 2>holding a what could not more clearly be a gift bag,

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<v Speaker 2>this beautiful kind of brown paper bag. The podcast is

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<v Speaker 2>called I said, no gifts. Sure, is this a gift

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<v Speaker 2>for me?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>I like a quiet confidence.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's a gift for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Bridger. Okay, Well, I don't know what to say. Should

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<v Speaker 2>I open it here on the podcast? Should I save

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<v Speaker 2>it for later? No?

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<v Speaker 4>I think you should open it now.

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<v Speaker 3>I listen.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm Italian. I can't show up somewhere without something to

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<v Speaker 4>give you people.

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<v Speaker 3>It just feels wrong for me to not have something

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<v Speaker 3>in my hand.

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<v Speaker 2>And I can say you people because I'm in a

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<v Speaker 2>relationship with an Italian. I have a free pass.

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<v Speaker 3>You do you have you have a single path? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>you could do that.

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<v Speaker 2>I do it all the time at home. Why can't

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<v Speaker 2>I bring it to the office doing it well? Should

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<v Speaker 2>I open it here? Yeah, I think okay, let's reach

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<v Speaker 2>into the have to reach in.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, that out Bridger. I'm so sorry, but it's blocking

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<v Speaker 3>your face.

0:23:33.800 --> 0:23:36.760
<v Speaker 2>That's okay. I'm in control here. I'm allowing this to

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<v Speaker 2>block my face for a minute. My face can be blocked.

0:23:39.480 --> 0:23:42.360
<v Speaker 2>Sometimes people are like, thank god, his face is being blocked.

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<v Speaker 2>I can finally look right at the video rather the coding.

0:23:45.880 --> 0:23:47.639
<v Speaker 3>Where he blocked his face, so you can watch it.

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<v Speaker 2>We're leaving all of this in listener. If you're just

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<v Speaker 2>listening now, you can tune in because there's a moment

0:23:52.520 --> 0:23:56.119
<v Speaker 2>where you don't have to look at my face. Viewer,

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<v Speaker 2>you're welcome that you don't have to look at my

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<v Speaker 2>face for a minute. But now we're gonna pull us out.

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<v Speaker 4>What I painted that you painted this?

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<v Speaker 2>Why? Why am I? I'm not acting that surprised, of course.

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<v Speaker 4>How can you find the human brushstroke? And that it

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<v Speaker 4>looks like it's it's always.

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<v Speaker 2>Busy, looks like you printed ko, this is gorgeous.

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<v Speaker 4>I paint a lot, okay, and my paintings never see

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<v Speaker 4>the light of day.

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<v Speaker 2>How often are you painting a lot? Listener? If you're

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<v Speaker 2>not watching, it's a painting of a kind of an

0:24:32.040 --> 0:24:35.879
<v Speaker 2>orange little person in a pink boot, blue pant and

0:24:35.920 --> 0:24:41.280
<v Speaker 2>pink shirt. Yeah, kind of a turtleneck, short sleeve.

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<v Speaker 3>I cannot believe I brought this.

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<v Speaker 2>To be honest, I'm thrilled you brought this.

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<v Speaker 3>I okay.

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<v Speaker 4>So I love painting, and I feel like everyone is

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<v Speaker 4>so good about talking about their hobbies and I just

0:24:50.680 --> 0:24:53.480
<v Speaker 4>am not because I think when people I'm like, oh

0:24:53.520 --> 0:24:57.120
<v Speaker 4>I like to paint, people think oh, yeah.

0:24:57.040 --> 0:24:58.480
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we can stick on this for a bit.

0:24:58.520 --> 0:25:02.520
<v Speaker 4>Because this is yeah, people are like, oh.

0:25:02.480 --> 0:25:04.280
<v Speaker 3>Like do you post your paints?

0:25:04.800 --> 0:25:07.560
<v Speaker 4>And I'm like trying to bridge that gap, but I

0:25:07.560 --> 0:25:10.200
<v Speaker 4>don't think anyone's expecting I'm making like balloon.

0:25:10.320 --> 0:25:13.120
<v Speaker 3>People like what is this? Bridger?

0:25:13.440 --> 0:25:16.320
<v Speaker 2>Like, I love this. It's got a distinct style to it.

0:25:16.680 --> 0:25:19.600
<v Speaker 2>This is like somebody who this feels intentional? Do you

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<v Speaker 2>know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>So I recently moved and I've just been keeping all

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<v Speaker 4>my paintings just in a big pile.

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<v Speaker 2>Right.

0:25:27.800 --> 0:25:29.359
<v Speaker 4>So then when I moved, I was like, oh, maybe

0:25:29.359 --> 0:25:30.960
<v Speaker 4>I hang up some of my old ones. And I

0:25:31.000 --> 0:25:34.879
<v Speaker 4>was going through them and I was like, oh my god.

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<v Speaker 3>There's nothing artistic, funny or anything about this?

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<v Speaker 2>What are you talking well to you? I think that

0:25:39.680 --> 0:25:42.640
<v Speaker 2>that's when somebody makes their own thing. That's I think

0:25:42.640 --> 0:25:43.600
<v Speaker 2>that's a common feeling.

0:25:44.040 --> 0:25:47.760
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but not like this, maybe right, I don't know,

0:25:47.960 --> 0:25:50.080
<v Speaker 4>but I'm trying to get out there more with my work.

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<v Speaker 2>It's hard. I understand that feeling.

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<v Speaker 4>But I don't want to believe in it, and I

0:25:54.680 --> 0:25:55.400
<v Speaker 4>don't believe in.

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<v Speaker 3>It, and I'm not doing that in a way like

0:25:56.640 --> 0:25:57.600
<v Speaker 3>when I'm like, I'm.

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<v Speaker 4>Too scared of how good I am. This is just

0:26:00.680 --> 0:26:02.119
<v Speaker 4>a balloon man with uggs on.

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<v Speaker 2>What was going through my brain.

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<v Speaker 3>When I painted this? I don't know. It's usually when

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<v Speaker 3>I watch Bravo at.

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<v Speaker 2>The paint Oh this is how long have you been

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<v Speaker 2>painting for?

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<v Speaker 4>I mean when I was a kid, I used to

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<v Speaker 4>like be like, I'm going to be a painter. And

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<v Speaker 4>then I think it was during the pandemic, I like

0:26:17.520 --> 0:26:20.520
<v Speaker 4>or no, it was like a couple boyfriends ago. For

0:26:20.520 --> 0:26:22.600
<v Speaker 4>some reason, everyone buys me paints because I say that

0:26:22.640 --> 0:26:23.840
<v Speaker 4>I love painting so much, but.

0:26:23.800 --> 0:26:25.960
<v Speaker 2>Then I don't. Really that sounds kind of annoying.

0:26:26.080 --> 0:26:27.360
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so now I just have a lot of pain.

0:26:27.560 --> 0:26:32.000
<v Speaker 3>Of course, that's my GID gifts. Just so.

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<v Speaker 4>I got really into it during the pandemic when everyone

0:26:36.040 --> 0:26:39.200
<v Speaker 4>was making bread, was making these little guys.

0:26:39.440 --> 0:26:41.480
<v Speaker 2>And how many do you think you've made?

0:26:41.760 --> 0:26:46.000
<v Speaker 4>I have so many, and I saved you and I

0:26:46.000 --> 0:26:47.520
<v Speaker 4>didn't bring you one on a canvas.

0:26:47.880 --> 0:26:48.879
<v Speaker 2>You did canvas?

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<v Speaker 3>I have so many and those are bulky?

0:26:51.480 --> 0:26:52.400
<v Speaker 2>How big are they?

0:26:52.520 --> 0:26:55.720
<v Speaker 3>I have some that are really big, badger.

0:26:56.520 --> 0:26:59.480
<v Speaker 4>I should have brought you a big, fat one.

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<v Speaker 2>But you send me some pictures to share, Yeah, if

0:27:02.440 --> 0:27:02.800
<v Speaker 2>you want.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I think this is good because I went, how

0:27:04.840 --> 0:27:06.800
<v Speaker 4>could I just get rid of these in a funny,

0:27:06.840 --> 0:27:07.240
<v Speaker 4>good way?

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<v Speaker 2>Right?

0:27:08.200 --> 0:27:11.120
<v Speaker 3>Why not bring it on a visual Yeah?

0:27:11.160 --> 0:27:13.840
<v Speaker 2>It kind of horses it out into the world. Yeah,

0:27:14.119 --> 0:27:15.440
<v Speaker 2>little therapeutic in a way.

0:27:15.520 --> 0:27:18.520
<v Speaker 3>And it's kind of just like, yeah, so there's another

0:27:18.560 --> 0:27:19.359
<v Speaker 3>one this.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, you're you turn on the TV and is it like, oh,

0:27:24.280 --> 0:27:25.959
<v Speaker 2>I'm bored, I'm gonna start painting, or it is like

0:27:26.280 --> 0:27:28.640
<v Speaker 2>setting up the what is this called.

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<v Speaker 3>The no, I'm usually on the ground.

0:27:31.320 --> 0:27:34.720
<v Speaker 2>Okay, you're on the ground over like a like a ground.

0:27:34.720 --> 0:27:38.960
<v Speaker 2>I'm worried about your floor? Yeah, me too, nothing underneath

0:27:39.000 --> 0:27:40.840
<v Speaker 2>paint on it? Okay, there is paint on it.

0:27:41.440 --> 0:27:45.199
<v Speaker 3>But now I've been putting down you know, like a

0:27:45.240 --> 0:27:46.159
<v Speaker 3>cardboard box.

0:27:46.359 --> 0:27:50.960
<v Speaker 4>Okay, okay, couldn't get an easel, could I don't even try.

0:27:51.000 --> 0:27:53.920
<v Speaker 2>And easel feels like a bit of a an.

0:27:53.880 --> 0:27:56.679
<v Speaker 4>Affect, right, And I'm like, could you imagine this on

0:27:56.760 --> 0:27:57.160
<v Speaker 4>an ease?

0:27:57.680 --> 0:27:58.160
<v Speaker 2>Sure?

0:27:58.680 --> 0:28:00.359
<v Speaker 4>Because if I got an easel bridgel, then I have

0:28:00.480 --> 0:28:01.520
<v Speaker 4>bridger then I'd have to paint.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, well, no, I don't think so.

0:28:05.400 --> 0:28:06.280
<v Speaker 3>Anyone that's stands.

0:28:06.280 --> 0:28:08.240
<v Speaker 4>Anytime you see someone standing in front of an easel,

0:28:08.280 --> 0:28:09.680
<v Speaker 4>you're like, oh, they know what they're doing.

0:28:09.840 --> 0:28:12.240
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. If there's like a reveal from behind to the

0:28:12.240 --> 0:28:13.840
<v Speaker 2>front of the easel and it's like a mass.

0:28:14.280 --> 0:28:16.000
<v Speaker 3>It's exactly I want to do paint.

0:28:16.040 --> 0:28:18.800
<v Speaker 4>I want to paint like a kid, is like getting

0:28:18.800 --> 0:28:20.520
<v Speaker 4>busy work at Sunday school or something.

0:28:20.600 --> 0:28:23.960
<v Speaker 2>I love that feeling. I love. Years ago, I had

0:28:23.960 --> 0:28:27.480
<v Speaker 2>like a real craving to draw with crayons, and I

0:28:27.520 --> 0:28:29.719
<v Speaker 2>went and bought a massive box of crayons, and then

0:28:29.760 --> 0:28:31.720
<v Speaker 2>the feeling went away and they just stayed in my closet.

0:28:32.200 --> 0:28:34.000
<v Speaker 2>But there was, I know, that feeling of like it's

0:28:34.000 --> 0:28:37.600
<v Speaker 2>just satisfying. There's like, yeah, there's low pressure, the stakes

0:28:37.640 --> 0:28:41.120
<v Speaker 2>are not that high. Yeah, and if it's a bad

0:28:41.160 --> 0:28:42.360
<v Speaker 2>you can just throw it away.

0:28:42.200 --> 0:28:44.120
<v Speaker 4>Or something truly like I want to do this in

0:28:44.160 --> 0:28:46.120
<v Speaker 4>a sense where it's like your parents are like go

0:28:46.240 --> 0:28:50.520
<v Speaker 4>upstairs and be busy for a second, you know what

0:28:50.600 --> 0:28:50.920
<v Speaker 4>I mean.

0:28:51.280 --> 0:28:53.320
<v Speaker 3>I just need to like do that to my brain.

0:28:53.440 --> 0:28:56.880
<v Speaker 2>Right, But when you're for me, when I'm drawing, if

0:28:56.920 --> 0:29:00.440
<v Speaker 2>I'm sincerely trying, there's a there's a fear that someone's

0:29:00.480 --> 0:29:02.440
<v Speaker 2>going to see and I'm going to be embarrassed. Yeah,

0:29:02.440 --> 0:29:03.360
<v Speaker 2>do you have that feeling?

0:29:03.480 --> 0:29:07.200
<v Speaker 4>So that's what I tried to like lose lose during

0:29:07.200 --> 0:29:09.280
<v Speaker 4>the pandemic, where I was like, just paint as much

0:29:09.320 --> 0:29:12.560
<v Speaker 4>as you can right forever, and then you stop thinking,

0:29:12.880 --> 0:29:15.080
<v Speaker 4>like what even is this? As you write, right, because

0:29:15.080 --> 0:29:18.760
<v Speaker 4>there was no beginning idea to him or her, Oh

0:29:18.840 --> 0:29:22.280
<v Speaker 4>so you just started or whatever. So I think it

0:29:22.320 --> 0:29:24.520
<v Speaker 4>was in the middle of that pile during the pandemic

0:29:24.520 --> 0:29:27.400
<v Speaker 4>where I had let go of the result. Okay, And

0:29:27.440 --> 0:29:29.040
<v Speaker 4>if this doesn't say that I let go the result,

0:29:29.040 --> 0:29:31.200
<v Speaker 4>I don't know what does. But that was a freeing

0:29:31.200 --> 0:29:31.800
<v Speaker 4>place to be.

0:29:32.120 --> 0:29:34.840
<v Speaker 2>Right of course. And so does this even begin with

0:29:34.880 --> 0:29:37.960
<v Speaker 2>a pencil drawing? No straight up paint.

0:29:38.080 --> 0:29:40.479
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, we're just going paint to paper and just just

0:29:40.520 --> 0:29:43.520
<v Speaker 4>straight to white, Like, what.

0:29:43.440 --> 0:29:45.800
<v Speaker 3>In the world, I don't even know where I began

0:29:45.880 --> 0:29:46.760
<v Speaker 3>with this? Do you do art?

0:29:46.760 --> 0:29:49.200
<v Speaker 2>Do you do? I know? I wish I could. I'm

0:29:49.200 --> 0:29:51.200
<v Speaker 2>a very I will say I'm a very good doodler.

0:29:52.240 --> 0:29:53.160
<v Speaker 3>I love a doodler.

0:29:53.600 --> 0:29:56.280
<v Speaker 2>But that's only when I'm like at work, you know,

0:29:56.520 --> 0:29:59.520
<v Speaker 2>like in a room and like just trying to focus

0:29:59.600 --> 0:30:03.040
<v Speaker 2>on what's being said, and so I'm just do And now,

0:30:03.080 --> 0:30:05.280
<v Speaker 2>of course the listeners who have said I have ADHD

0:30:05.440 --> 0:30:08.440
<v Speaker 2>or to say, gotcha, look at there's another thing.

0:30:09.680 --> 0:30:13.320
<v Speaker 3>Pull it another instance of Bridger having ADHD. There we go,

0:30:13.440 --> 0:30:14.160
<v Speaker 3>we trapped him.

0:30:15.600 --> 0:30:18.640
<v Speaker 2>But often I'm like, oh, wow, that's a great little

0:30:18.960 --> 0:30:20.920
<v Speaker 2>drawing that I did. But then when I try when

0:30:20.960 --> 0:30:22.920
<v Speaker 2>i'm just like at home, I'm like, it ends up

0:30:22.920 --> 0:30:23.719
<v Speaker 2>looking like trash.

0:30:23.840 --> 0:30:25.640
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, especially when you doodle and you're like, will someone

0:30:25.680 --> 0:30:26.080
<v Speaker 3>see this?

0:30:26.840 --> 0:30:31.400
<v Speaker 4>Yes, exactly exactly where you got to like do it enough,

0:30:31.600 --> 0:30:33.680
<v Speaker 4>the Ira glass thing and fill the gap where you're like,

0:30:33.840 --> 0:30:36.640
<v Speaker 4>just do it enough and then whatever.

0:30:36.480 --> 0:30:38.720
<v Speaker 2>Do you name your paintings.

0:30:39.920 --> 0:30:41.920
<v Speaker 3>I'd love for you to name this, if you'd like.

0:30:42.200 --> 0:30:48.400
<v Speaker 2>Oh, this is Angela's miracle, Angela's miracle. See I uh,

0:30:48.880 --> 0:30:52.040
<v Speaker 2>if anyone needs me to name their art that just

0:30:52.080 --> 0:30:54.680
<v Speaker 2>came right, That came right out of me. And that

0:30:54.800 --> 0:30:58.040
<v Speaker 2>was that, you know, And this is what I do

0:30:58.080 --> 0:31:00.320
<v Speaker 2>a home. I just name art over and over until

0:31:00.320 --> 0:31:01.600
<v Speaker 2>it doesn't mean anything to me.

0:31:01.800 --> 0:31:03.680
<v Speaker 4>That Okay, Now I want to just give you all

0:31:03.680 --> 0:31:04.600
<v Speaker 4>my art and have you.

0:31:04.560 --> 0:31:05.080
<v Speaker 3>Name it all.

0:31:05.360 --> 0:31:06.360
<v Speaker 2>It'll be my gallery.

0:31:07.400 --> 0:31:10.440
<v Speaker 3>Angela's miracle that came right. You didn't even take a.

0:31:10.400 --> 0:31:15.680
<v Speaker 2>Breath, not even a second. People are gasping. People cannot

0:31:15.680 --> 0:31:17.480
<v Speaker 2>believe my ability.

0:31:17.680 --> 0:31:19.800
<v Speaker 3>Well, i'll tell you what that is. That's Angela's miracle.

0:31:23.680 --> 0:31:26.440
<v Speaker 2>So you haven't named any of them. You haven't titled anything.

0:31:26.400 --> 0:31:27.800
<v Speaker 3>And there's another one in there that I'm excited for

0:31:27.840 --> 0:31:28.200
<v Speaker 3>you to name.

0:31:28.240 --> 0:31:30.680
<v Speaker 2>Okay, let's pull this up. Okay, Oh, I've already seen

0:31:30.720 --> 0:31:32.440
<v Speaker 2>another thing in there, which I don't think is what

0:31:32.480 --> 0:31:34.120
<v Speaker 2>you're referring to. But I'll pull out the first piece

0:31:34.120 --> 0:31:35.560
<v Speaker 2>of art.

0:31:36.120 --> 0:31:38.520
<v Speaker 3>Oh, you're kind of on both sides.

0:31:38.520 --> 0:31:39.920
<v Speaker 2>Oh, it's on both sides.

0:31:40.000 --> 0:31:41.640
<v Speaker 4>So I think I, during the pandemic must have went

0:31:41.680 --> 0:31:43.480
<v Speaker 4>through a little painting boobs face.

0:31:43.600 --> 0:31:45.480
<v Speaker 2>Yes, there's like this, let's see.

0:31:45.560 --> 0:31:47.719
<v Speaker 4>So those are big boobs and then the other one

0:31:47.760 --> 0:31:49.720
<v Speaker 4>I did a boob smiley face.

0:31:49.960 --> 0:31:53.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. The boobs have eyebrows.

0:31:54.120 --> 0:31:57.800
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I don't know what you want to name those,

0:31:57.920 --> 0:32:07.080
<v Speaker 4>but this is uh autumns Autumns miracle, Autumns Knockers, a

0:32:07.160 --> 0:32:08.120
<v Speaker 4>knockers miracle.

0:32:08.240 --> 0:32:09.760
<v Speaker 3>No, I'm sorry, I'm getting in the way. I'm just

0:32:09.880 --> 0:32:10.440
<v Speaker 3>was excited.

0:32:10.520 --> 0:32:12.800
<v Speaker 2>No, we've got to start over. We've got to start over.

0:32:13.280 --> 0:32:18.840
<v Speaker 2>This is September's Hall. There we go, and it's on

0:32:18.920 --> 0:32:22.480
<v Speaker 2>both sides, so you get two pieces of art. It's

0:32:22.480 --> 0:32:25.680
<v Speaker 2>a bundles hall. That's what I'm gonna start calling all boobs.

0:32:26.960 --> 0:32:30.840
<v Speaker 4>Well look at your September's Hall.

0:32:30.960 --> 0:32:33.480
<v Speaker 3>Well it's fall. Look at your Septembers all.

0:32:34.920 --> 0:32:39.320
<v Speaker 2>That so quite a corn harvest. Wow, there are two

0:32:39.320 --> 0:32:40.440
<v Speaker 2>different types of boobs.

0:32:40.480 --> 0:32:42.280
<v Speaker 4>So that I think was like because I have I

0:32:42.320 --> 0:32:44.600
<v Speaker 4>have things that are like on official posters or canvas,

0:32:44.600 --> 0:32:46.080
<v Speaker 4>and then I have ones that are just on paper

0:32:46.080 --> 0:32:49.000
<v Speaker 4>where I was obviously just practicing for something else.

0:32:48.880 --> 0:32:50.320
<v Speaker 2>For a bigger project, for.

0:32:50.400 --> 0:32:54.040
<v Speaker 3>A bigger set of Septembers Hall. And I don't know why.

0:32:55.080 --> 0:32:57.320
<v Speaker 4>I think it was when like all the instagram are

0:32:57.520 --> 0:33:01.320
<v Speaker 4>girlies were posting like like gorgeous, like maybe this is

0:33:01.400 --> 0:33:04.840
<v Speaker 4>just my feed, but like like silhouettes of like women's bodies.

0:33:04.840 --> 0:33:06.720
<v Speaker 2>Oh sure, I'm.

0:33:06.560 --> 0:33:09.920
<v Speaker 4>Celebrating all types of feminine bodies.

0:33:09.480 --> 0:33:10.840
<v Speaker 2>Boobes with eyebrows, And I.

0:33:10.800 --> 0:33:12.960
<v Speaker 3>Was like, let's get in here and give it a mouth.

0:33:15.880 --> 0:33:19.880
<v Speaker 2>This actually speaks to something that's always a that has

0:33:19.920 --> 0:33:21.920
<v Speaker 2>happened to me too many times at this point when

0:33:21.920 --> 0:33:24.800
<v Speaker 2>I'm doodling and you often start with the eyes yes,

0:33:25.000 --> 0:33:28.880
<v Speaker 2>and someone will say often sincerely, they're asking are those boobs?

0:33:28.920 --> 0:33:33.160
<v Speaker 2>It's like, I'm in a public place drawing. What makes

0:33:33.160 --> 0:33:35.600
<v Speaker 2>you think I'm the person who would start just drawing.

0:33:35.320 --> 0:33:37.080
<v Speaker 3>A set of you think we are.

0:33:37.880 --> 0:33:39.920
<v Speaker 2>You can't imagine one other thing that someone might be

0:33:40.000 --> 0:33:41.360
<v Speaker 2>drawing that looks to be too.

0:33:41.880 --> 0:33:45.000
<v Speaker 3>I mean, I will say, yeah, my eyes in Angela's Miracle.

0:33:44.800 --> 0:33:46.000
<v Speaker 2>Look like those are boobs.

0:33:46.120 --> 0:33:48.240
<v Speaker 3>Boobs look like September holes.

0:33:48.960 --> 0:33:51.680
<v Speaker 2>But again, if you were in the office.

0:33:51.360 --> 0:33:55.560
<v Speaker 3>And you were like those two circles, you wouldn't be like,

0:33:56.160 --> 0:33:56.600
<v Speaker 3>I mean, if.

0:33:56.520 --> 0:33:59.080
<v Speaker 4>You're on the playground, you'd be like, okay, sure, Jimmy's

0:33:59.120 --> 0:34:00.600
<v Speaker 4>drawn big.

0:34:00.400 --> 0:34:02.680
<v Speaker 3>Old yeah, big old rack.

0:34:03.480 --> 0:34:05.320
<v Speaker 4>But now you're like, those are eyes because we're in

0:34:05.320 --> 0:34:06.000
<v Speaker 4>the workplace.

0:34:06.040 --> 0:34:09.160
<v Speaker 2>We're in the workplace. I'll let you know if they're boobs,

0:34:09.560 --> 0:34:13.120
<v Speaker 2>you'll see a lot more happening here. My hand will

0:34:13.160 --> 0:34:14.280
<v Speaker 2>be shaking Jesus.

0:34:14.680 --> 0:34:16.960
<v Speaker 3>My eyes would be like my eyes would be in

0:34:17.000 --> 0:34:17.800
<v Speaker 3>front of my face.

0:34:17.920 --> 0:34:19.920
<v Speaker 2>My job will be on the table, and you'd.

0:34:19.719 --> 0:34:22.840
<v Speaker 4>Hear, oh god if I was drawing boobs. But I

0:34:22.920 --> 0:34:24.360
<v Speaker 4>mean quiet because I'm drawing eyes.

0:34:26.320 --> 0:34:28.120
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I think too many people do that. The other

0:34:28.160 --> 0:34:29.839
<v Speaker 2>thing that I get often when I'm doodling is oh,

0:34:29.920 --> 0:34:33.000
<v Speaker 2>is that you It's like, what this is a witch?

0:34:34.440 --> 0:34:39.080
<v Speaker 2>I'm drawing a witch. Why would I be drawing myself.

0:34:39.239 --> 0:34:41.640
<v Speaker 2>That's a weird thing to be drawing. Suddenly you're drawing yourself.

0:34:41.960 --> 0:34:44.560
<v Speaker 4>I do remember in early art classes, the self portrait

0:34:44.680 --> 0:34:46.480
<v Speaker 4>was always a lesson in everything.

0:34:46.600 --> 0:34:49.080
<v Speaker 2>Oh, now do a self portrait. Yeah, take a look

0:34:49.120 --> 0:34:52.279
<v Speaker 2>at your seventh grade just awkward s Yeah, and now

0:34:52.400 --> 0:34:53.280
<v Speaker 2>look at yourself.

0:34:53.840 --> 0:34:55.879
<v Speaker 3>I don't know what it is. Why would anyone ever

0:34:56.000 --> 0:34:56.839
<v Speaker 3>draw themselves?

0:34:57.920 --> 0:35:00.759
<v Speaker 2>I guess a lot of artists are psychos. Yeah, there's

0:35:00.800 --> 0:35:03.200
<v Speaker 2>a lot of people that do portrait and you're.

0:35:03.080 --> 0:35:05.240
<v Speaker 3>Like, oh, this is how I view myself. Cool.

0:35:06.440 --> 0:35:10.799
<v Speaker 2>Cool, There's no way you actually, you know, absolutely no way.

0:35:11.000 --> 0:35:14.160
<v Speaker 2>Anyone who's ever done a self portrait has viewed themselves.

0:35:13.719 --> 0:35:14.319
<v Speaker 3>That that way.

0:35:14.360 --> 0:35:15.000
<v Speaker 2>It's a big love.

0:35:15.080 --> 0:35:18.239
<v Speaker 4>You were being creative, you were being that was your hour.

0:35:18.440 --> 0:35:21.360
<v Speaker 4>Fuck up, and tell yourself that when you made your

0:35:21.400 --> 0:35:24.439
<v Speaker 4>face a little disfigured, it's because you thought it would

0:35:24.480 --> 0:35:26.479
<v Speaker 4>be cool to think about yourself that way.

0:35:26.800 --> 0:35:27.839
<v Speaker 3>You don't actually look in.

0:35:27.800 --> 0:35:30.120
<v Speaker 4>The mirror and go, oh, my chin's down there like

0:35:30.120 --> 0:35:31.560
<v Speaker 4>a Picasso, you know what I mean?

0:35:32.600 --> 0:35:37.759
<v Speaker 2>Absolutely not zero chance, zero chance, but yeah, these these

0:35:37.800 --> 0:35:42.240
<v Speaker 2>do look like eyes or boobs. These look like boobs.

0:35:42.280 --> 0:35:43.759
<v Speaker 3>I'm going back, and I'm like, I really should have

0:35:43.800 --> 0:35:45.239
<v Speaker 3>just went full force. I kind of did.

0:35:45.280 --> 0:35:48.120
<v Speaker 4>Like the I was like, I'll just bring like baby paintings,

0:35:48.200 --> 0:35:50.439
<v Speaker 4>not like I should have just brought like a big

0:35:50.480 --> 0:35:51.920
<v Speaker 4>old cad and I'll send you picture.

0:35:51.960 --> 0:35:53.759
<v Speaker 2>Do you have an absolute favorite? Is there one you're

0:35:54.040 --> 0:35:56.160
<v Speaker 2>genuinely like, I'm kind of proud of this one.

0:35:56.880 --> 0:35:59.080
<v Speaker 4>I mean this one in a sense where I'm like,

0:35:59.200 --> 0:36:02.560
<v Speaker 4>I'm proud I got out of my way enough because

0:36:02.560 --> 0:36:04.399
<v Speaker 4>anyone actually wanting to make good art.

0:36:04.360 --> 0:36:06.800
<v Speaker 2>Wouldn't do something like this, Sure they would.

0:36:07.480 --> 0:36:09.680
<v Speaker 4>I think this is a sign to me of the

0:36:09.719 --> 0:36:13.239
<v Speaker 4>freedom and like loneliness that I was, like, no one's here,

0:36:14.000 --> 0:36:16.400
<v Speaker 4>and it actually doesn't matter what I paint like, Actually

0:36:16.880 --> 0:36:18.960
<v Speaker 4>nothing matters because we're in a pandemic.

0:36:19.000 --> 0:36:19.800
<v Speaker 2>It's so healthy.

0:36:20.080 --> 0:36:21.040
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and that's.

0:36:20.880 --> 0:36:22.239
<v Speaker 4>Why I think I like this one because all my

0:36:22.239 --> 0:36:23.759
<v Speaker 4>other ones it's hard to look at because I tried

0:36:23.800 --> 0:36:24.160
<v Speaker 4>so hard.

0:36:24.840 --> 0:36:26.959
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, is everyone you can talk about that you've tried

0:36:27.000 --> 0:36:29.239
<v Speaker 2>way too hard on Okay, a show.

0:36:29.320 --> 0:36:30.880
<v Speaker 3>I have a recent one, but I can show you.

0:36:31.000 --> 0:36:36.200
<v Speaker 2>Okay, we got a picture of it to show me now. Yeah,

0:36:36.239 --> 0:36:37.080
<v Speaker 2>you don't have to.

0:36:37.239 --> 0:36:39.160
<v Speaker 4>No, no, because I've brought it up because it might

0:36:39.200 --> 0:36:40.359
<v Speaker 4>be the funniest thing I've ever done.

0:36:41.400 --> 0:36:42.600
<v Speaker 3>So I simply got to bring it up.

0:36:42.840 --> 0:36:46.319
<v Speaker 4>So I moved into this new place and I was

0:36:47.160 --> 0:36:49.880
<v Speaker 4>my friend was like, you, my friend that's a designer.

0:36:49.920 --> 0:36:51.439
<v Speaker 4>She was like, you need to make a Pinterest board

0:36:51.440 --> 0:36:52.840
<v Speaker 4>And I was like, what are we in eighth grade?

0:36:52.880 --> 0:36:55.400
<v Speaker 4>I haven't been on Pinterest in forever. I was like,

0:36:55.480 --> 0:36:59.160
<v Speaker 4>can I at least make a tumbler instead? So then

0:36:59.160 --> 0:37:02.600
<v Speaker 4>I was on Pinterest and so this this is a

0:37:02.680 --> 0:37:05.280
<v Speaker 4>painting I saw and I was like, I kind.

0:37:05.120 --> 0:37:07.560
<v Speaker 3>Of like this. It takes over this girl's hole.

0:37:07.680 --> 0:37:09.279
<v Speaker 2>Oh sure, okay, So I like.

0:37:09.280 --> 0:37:11.600
<v Speaker 4>How abstract it is, right right? And I think what

0:37:11.640 --> 0:37:13.680
<v Speaker 4>I liked about it was I was like, I can.

0:37:13.520 --> 0:37:17.000
<v Speaker 2>Do that, right, it's kind of like a horseshoe or

0:37:17.040 --> 0:37:17.799
<v Speaker 2>a big.

0:37:17.760 --> 0:37:20.439
<v Speaker 3>You or yeah, I think I just like how big

0:37:20.480 --> 0:37:20.719
<v Speaker 3>it is?

0:37:20.920 --> 0:37:22.799
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Right, it takes up so much space and it's

0:37:22.880 --> 0:37:26.480
<v Speaker 2>kind of an Ora coral color. Yeah, okay, so you

0:37:26.480 --> 0:37:27.319
<v Speaker 2>were looking at this.

0:37:27.360 --> 0:37:28.680
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and then I'm gonna and then I was like,

0:37:28.800 --> 0:37:32.040
<v Speaker 4>I'm not going to measure my wall. I'm just gonna

0:37:32.080 --> 0:37:35.480
<v Speaker 4>buy a canvas that I think will fit. And I'm

0:37:35.520 --> 0:37:39.120
<v Speaker 4>just going to do this in ten minutes. And who

0:37:39.120 --> 0:37:40.760
<v Speaker 4>would have thought it would have been bad?

0:37:40.960 --> 0:37:43.600
<v Speaker 3>Bridger? Are you ready for this?

0:37:43.719 --> 0:37:46.000
<v Speaker 2>I'll be the judge.

0:37:44.640 --> 0:37:54.160
<v Speaker 4>It's it's it's it's so sad, doesn't fit the wall.

0:37:54.800 --> 0:37:57.800
<v Speaker 2>It's not the right size. It's unfortunately not the crux.

0:37:58.200 --> 0:38:01.800
<v Speaker 3>Was it what that girl was? It's like a McDonald's red.

0:38:02.400 --> 0:38:06.480
<v Speaker 2>It's a it's a very deep it's yeah, it's like

0:38:06.520 --> 0:38:10.640
<v Speaker 2>a pumpkin orange suor something. And it's probably the size

0:38:10.640 --> 0:38:13.160
<v Speaker 2>of it looks like the perspective might be wrong here,

0:38:13.160 --> 0:38:15.839
<v Speaker 2>but the size of a pillow. Yeah, it's I mean,

0:38:15.880 --> 0:38:20.920
<v Speaker 2>whereas that girl had essentially a wall sized mural. This

0:38:21.080 --> 0:38:23.000
<v Speaker 2>is how big of a canvas is that.

0:38:24.800 --> 0:38:26.360
<v Speaker 3>I'm really bad at to mentions.

0:38:26.560 --> 0:38:28.279
<v Speaker 2>And you did this thing where it's a you put

0:38:28.320 --> 0:38:30.520
<v Speaker 2>a little curve too. Is that to make it your own?

0:38:32.160 --> 0:38:33.880
<v Speaker 2>To say I'm not a.

0:38:33.760 --> 0:38:35.520
<v Speaker 3>You just like riped this woman off.

0:38:38.520 --> 0:38:41.600
<v Speaker 2>I love it. I mean, I wonder what you like,

0:38:41.719 --> 0:38:43.520
<v Speaker 2>what my feelings on this would have been if you

0:38:43.560 --> 0:38:44.440
<v Speaker 2>had just shown it to me.

0:38:45.239 --> 0:38:47.879
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, well here's the thing that we can You can

0:38:47.920 --> 0:38:50.480
<v Speaker 4>stay tuned because I've doubled down and I'm gonna make it.

0:38:50.520 --> 0:38:51.960
<v Speaker 2>You're gonna work. You're gonna make it work.

0:38:52.239 --> 0:38:54.920
<v Speaker 4>So I've already I'm already like on draft three of it.

0:38:55.040 --> 0:38:57.280
<v Speaker 4>Oh your kid, And I'm just adding to the same canvas.

0:38:57.480 --> 0:38:58.280
<v Speaker 2>Oh interesting.

0:38:58.400 --> 0:39:02.080
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and it got bigger okay, like the.

0:39:01.520 --> 0:39:04.000
<v Speaker 3>Three or the you of whatever that red thing is.

0:39:04.000 --> 0:39:08.080
<v Speaker 4>It's gotten bigger. Okay, And now I'm painting over it.

0:39:08.160 --> 0:39:09.440
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna crack it.

0:39:10.800 --> 0:39:13.239
<v Speaker 2>But you don't think that just the size itself is

0:39:13.280 --> 0:39:15.239
<v Speaker 2>part of the problem, the size of the canvas.

0:39:15.360 --> 0:39:18.279
<v Speaker 3>But I won't I won't go back and get another one.

0:39:18.920 --> 0:39:21.440
<v Speaker 4>So now I've turned it to the side, okay, and

0:39:21.480 --> 0:39:23.000
<v Speaker 4>I've added another canvas next to it.

0:39:23.160 --> 0:39:25.439
<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, So this is yeah, you are making sense

0:39:25.440 --> 0:39:27.160
<v Speaker 2>of it where you're making it more purposeful.

0:39:27.160 --> 0:39:30.360
<v Speaker 3>Because I was like I need a big canvas to make.

0:39:30.239 --> 0:39:32.520
<v Speaker 2>That r right, that's it, and I bet that's expensive.

0:39:32.640 --> 0:39:33.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:39:33.080 --> 0:39:35.240
<v Speaker 4>So I was like, I gotta make this one thirty

0:39:35.280 --> 0:39:38.400
<v Speaker 4>dollars canvas work and I won't stop.

0:39:39.160 --> 0:39:42.239
<v Speaker 2>And you did it ever occur to you, like I'll

0:39:42.239 --> 0:39:44.760
<v Speaker 2>paint the wall or is that two high stakes?

0:39:44.800 --> 0:39:46.560
<v Speaker 3>So I so I that did occur to me.

0:39:46.640 --> 0:39:49.920
<v Speaker 4>But I was like, not with Angela's miracle dance, Like

0:39:50.880 --> 0:39:51.680
<v Speaker 4>that's just scary.

0:39:51.840 --> 0:39:53.239
<v Speaker 2>That seems kind of like it could be a life

0:39:53.320 --> 0:39:54.640
<v Speaker 2>ruining experience. Yeah.

0:39:54.680 --> 0:39:59.160
<v Speaker 4>I just also, I I've always loved crafting and art

0:39:59.160 --> 0:40:00.120
<v Speaker 4>and stuff, but I'm.

0:40:00.120 --> 0:40:02.600
<v Speaker 2>So impatient, Like, right, you want it done.

0:40:02.960 --> 0:40:04.560
<v Speaker 3>I just wanted to be absolutely done.

0:40:04.600 --> 0:40:07.320
<v Speaker 4>I think the reason why I liked that original painting

0:40:07.360 --> 0:40:08.799
<v Speaker 4>is because it looks like you could do it in

0:40:08.880 --> 0:40:09.480
<v Speaker 4>an hour.

0:40:09.719 --> 0:40:12.879
<v Speaker 2>Right, Yeah, it does. It's kind of deceptive, I guess.

0:40:13.080 --> 0:40:13.279
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:40:13.400 --> 0:40:15.480
<v Speaker 2>Where it's like then you start and you're like, well this,

0:40:15.560 --> 0:40:18.399
<v Speaker 2>I guess I have to take some time and care.

0:40:18.640 --> 0:40:20.880
<v Speaker 4>Even just like doing a first coat. I was like, fine,

0:40:20.920 --> 0:40:22.640
<v Speaker 4>then it has to dry for hours.

0:40:23.400 --> 0:40:26.279
<v Speaker 2>Don't talk to me about a second coat. No, no, no,

0:40:26.280 --> 0:40:26.799
<v Speaker 2>no no no.

0:40:26.920 --> 0:40:29.600
<v Speaker 4>If it's not there, Yeah, if you live in a city,

0:40:29.600 --> 0:40:30.839
<v Speaker 4>you're not doing a second coake.

0:40:30.960 --> 0:40:33.120
<v Speaker 2>Give me a break, Taxi, I gotta go.

0:40:35.239 --> 0:40:37.799
<v Speaker 4>I feel like I'm being so jokey, jokey anytime I

0:40:37.800 --> 0:40:39.640
<v Speaker 4>put podcasts ear mote, it's to go.

0:40:40.080 --> 0:40:44.520
<v Speaker 3>Here's your clip joke jokes. Taxi, I gotta go.

0:40:45.440 --> 0:40:46.880
<v Speaker 2>Take me to the Empire's stake.

0:40:48.000 --> 0:40:48.640
<v Speaker 3>I have a meeting.

0:40:48.760 --> 0:40:51.080
<v Speaker 2>No any type of painting. Like, I can't remember what

0:40:51.080 --> 0:40:53.600
<v Speaker 2>I was trying to paint, but it was something within

0:40:53.640 --> 0:40:56.080
<v Speaker 2>my home, a wall or something, and I look up,

0:40:56.120 --> 0:40:58.359
<v Speaker 2>like how to paint properly, and they're like, first, put

0:40:58.400 --> 0:41:01.800
<v Speaker 2>a coat of primer. I'm like, well, I'm not doing primer. Nope,

0:41:02.560 --> 0:41:06.040
<v Speaker 2>I guess I'm not painting or the very best. I'm

0:41:06.120 --> 0:41:08.560
<v Speaker 2>doing a bad job. Yeah. Actually, now I remember I

0:41:08.600 --> 0:41:10.120
<v Speaker 2>had to paint some brick in my yard and they

0:41:10.120 --> 0:41:11.799
<v Speaker 2>were like, first of all, you've got to put down

0:41:11.880 --> 0:41:14.840
<v Speaker 2>two layers of primer or whatever the hell.

0:41:14.840 --> 0:41:15.560
<v Speaker 3>For a brick.

0:41:16.560 --> 0:41:18.360
<v Speaker 2>I'm going straight to brick with paint.

0:41:18.640 --> 0:41:19.800
<v Speaker 3>We can't just paint brick.

0:41:20.760 --> 0:41:22.280
<v Speaker 2>You're looking at somebody who did.

0:41:22.280 --> 0:41:27.719
<v Speaker 4>You a badass, and the brick took it.

0:41:27.719 --> 0:41:30.520
<v Speaker 3>It didn't need a like a appetizer.

0:41:30.120 --> 0:41:32.480
<v Speaker 2>And it's lasted at least a year, okay, and that's

0:41:32.520 --> 0:41:34.160
<v Speaker 2>all you need. I could have died in that year,

0:41:35.400 --> 0:41:36.080
<v Speaker 2>So there you go.

0:41:36.480 --> 0:41:38.840
<v Speaker 4>I honestly, in this conversation, I'm like, why do I

0:41:38.920 --> 0:41:40.920
<v Speaker 4>like painting if I'm like so impatient? And I'm like,

0:41:42.560 --> 0:41:46.319
<v Speaker 4>my friend has her grandmother's painting hanging up and it's

0:41:46.360 --> 0:41:49.520
<v Speaker 4>gorgeous and she never met her grandmother. It's like really abstract,

0:41:50.440 --> 0:41:52.520
<v Speaker 4>and I'm like, I think that's when I was like

0:41:52.680 --> 0:41:54.680
<v Speaker 4>I want to paint, because I was like, whoa, it's

0:41:54.760 --> 0:42:00.040
<v Speaker 4>crazy that and maybe it is so fucking theatrical and

0:42:00.120 --> 0:42:02.080
<v Speaker 4>losory of me, but I was like, this is cool that.

0:42:02.080 --> 0:42:03.040
<v Speaker 3>She like lives on.

0:42:03.320 --> 0:42:04.600
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, of course, And I.

0:42:04.560 --> 0:42:06.560
<v Speaker 3>Think like movies and stuff that doesn't feel like that

0:42:06.640 --> 0:42:06.840
<v Speaker 3>to me.

0:42:07.040 --> 0:42:09.960
<v Speaker 2>Will that all be destroyed soon, I'm sure.

0:42:10.040 --> 0:42:13.239
<v Speaker 4>Or like any type of comedy ever, I'm like, that's

0:42:13.320 --> 0:42:16.040
<v Speaker 4>just gonna live and die that character or whatever. That's

0:42:16.239 --> 0:42:19.160
<v Speaker 4>that's a joke that was for somebody, But like a

0:42:19.280 --> 0:42:21.400
<v Speaker 4>painting from like your family.

0:42:21.719 --> 0:42:22.040
<v Speaker 2>Hmmm.

0:42:22.560 --> 0:42:24.040
<v Speaker 3>So I was like, I want to do that and

0:42:24.080 --> 0:42:25.800
<v Speaker 3>have my daughter hang up her my painting.

0:42:25.960 --> 0:42:28.359
<v Speaker 2>I think that's lovely. Your daughter's gonna have to pull

0:42:28.400 --> 0:42:29.680
<v Speaker 2>a heist to get this one.

0:42:30.520 --> 0:42:31.799
<v Speaker 3>She's gonna have to get into your house.

0:42:31.840 --> 0:42:33.720
<v Speaker 2>She's just gonna have to steal from my grand niece

0:42:33.800 --> 0:42:34.120
<v Speaker 2>or something.

0:42:34.200 --> 0:42:35.480
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, because this will be hanging up.

0:42:35.520 --> 0:42:37.919
<v Speaker 2>Oh, of course it will. Of course, this is gonna

0:42:37.960 --> 0:42:40.080
<v Speaker 2>be worth so much, and it's gonna ruin your family.

0:42:40.280 --> 0:42:41.880
<v Speaker 2>It's gonna tear them apart, and they're gonna be like,

0:42:41.880 --> 0:42:44.560
<v Speaker 2>why does Bridger have that? Why does Bridger's great grand

0:42:44.680 --> 0:42:45.279
<v Speaker 2>niece or whatever.

0:42:45.360 --> 0:42:47.960
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, they're gonna go like, was there any legal document

0:42:48.040 --> 0:42:51.040
<v Speaker 4>where Bridger took ownership of Aara Angela's Miracle?

0:42:51.560 --> 0:42:54.399
<v Speaker 2>And because this podcast is purely digital, no one will

0:42:54.400 --> 0:42:57.479
<v Speaker 2>put it to physical tape, which I beg for. Come on,

0:42:57.680 --> 0:43:00.240
<v Speaker 2>this is gonna vanish and there'll be no record of.

0:43:00.320 --> 0:43:04.920
<v Speaker 4>No unless someone transcribes it, transcribe, publishes that transcribed.

0:43:04.960 --> 0:43:05.680
<v Speaker 2>It's on vinyl.

0:43:05.840 --> 0:43:08.600
<v Speaker 4>Yes, it's a power of attorney. I don't know what

0:43:08.719 --> 0:43:10.520
<v Speaker 4>I'm adding more red tape here?

0:43:10.920 --> 0:43:12.520
<v Speaker 2>How many times do I have to hint that this

0:43:12.560 --> 0:43:14.040
<v Speaker 2>podcast needs to be put to vinyl?

0:43:15.040 --> 0:43:15.920
<v Speaker 3>Just do it, guys.

0:43:17.200 --> 0:43:19.080
<v Speaker 2>You know you love to put a record on the

0:43:19.200 --> 0:43:20.560
<v Speaker 2>turntable and suddenly.

0:43:20.200 --> 0:43:24.040
<v Speaker 3>It's this, yes, or just a book of it, a book.

0:43:23.840 --> 0:43:27.279
<v Speaker 2>A full transcribed book, beautifully.

0:43:26.760 --> 0:43:31.440
<v Speaker 4>Beautiless for the podcast, so you can read it. Audiobooks

0:43:31.440 --> 0:43:32.840
<v Speaker 4>go backwards, we can go the other way.

0:43:33.840 --> 0:43:37.120
<v Speaker 2>That's not the worst idea. What will be the first

0:43:37.120 --> 0:43:41.600
<v Speaker 2>podcast that's turned into a book fully transcribed book? Heartless?

0:43:43.320 --> 0:43:47.200
<v Speaker 2>You know, I'm reading chapter or the third book and SmartLess,

0:43:48.160 --> 0:43:48.800
<v Speaker 2>God bless.

0:43:48.840 --> 0:43:51.759
<v Speaker 3>But we make a joke, a bridge of that could

0:43:51.800 --> 0:43:52.400
<v Speaker 3>truly happen.

0:43:52.480 --> 0:43:55.000
<v Speaker 2>There's somebody in a publishing house right now and her

0:43:55.239 --> 0:43:56.920
<v Speaker 2>the wheels are turning. She's like, I'm gonna get in

0:43:57.000 --> 0:43:58.240
<v Speaker 2>touch with the SmartLess guys.

0:43:58.360 --> 0:44:00.200
<v Speaker 4>And it's the same lady who was like, I think

0:44:00.200 --> 0:44:02.359
<v Speaker 4>we should keep doing like Alice in Wonderland and all

0:44:02.400 --> 0:44:04.680
<v Speaker 4>those books and just change the cover art, of course,

0:44:04.760 --> 0:44:07.400
<v Speaker 4>make them look old, and then you'll have SmartLess and

0:44:07.400 --> 0:44:10.880
<v Speaker 4>it'll look like the Bible for your dad for Father's Day.

0:44:12.640 --> 0:44:18.360
<v Speaker 2>The King James version of SmartLess. I would look I

0:44:18.360 --> 0:44:21.160
<v Speaker 2>would look into it. I would browse it at an airport.

0:44:21.000 --> 0:44:22.800
<v Speaker 4>Literally, and you and I think it's a it's a

0:44:22.840 --> 0:44:24.279
<v Speaker 4>gift to give someone and when they're like, oh, my

0:44:24.360 --> 0:44:27.399
<v Speaker 4>kid loves this podcast, so I got him the book

0:44:27.440 --> 0:44:27.719
<v Speaker 4>of it.

0:44:30.440 --> 0:44:32.840
<v Speaker 2>SmartLess boys, reach out. This is now our idea.

0:44:33.120 --> 0:44:35.000
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we have it written down.

0:44:36.440 --> 0:44:40.680
<v Speaker 2>We will sue you. Literally, we'll sue whatever publisher you

0:44:40.880 --> 0:44:41.799
<v Speaker 2>get in touch.

0:44:41.560 --> 0:44:43.280
<v Speaker 3>With, whoever they are.

0:44:45.880 --> 0:44:46.240
<v Speaker 2>The ground.

0:44:46.360 --> 0:44:48.799
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm gonna suit up. We'll suit up to.

0:44:50.760 --> 0:44:53.160
<v Speaker 2>Should I get this final thing out here? This I've

0:44:53.160 --> 0:44:55.600
<v Speaker 2>already gotten a peek at it I had to bring.

0:44:55.920 --> 0:44:58.200
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna set this up here so we can get

0:44:58.600 --> 0:45:01.040
<v Speaker 2>just kind of boobs all the time. I'm on the podcast.

0:45:01.120 --> 0:45:05.680
<v Speaker 2>This is a very straight show, got a very horny

0:45:05.760 --> 0:45:13.640
<v Speaker 2>straight audience. Uh, okay, this gorgeous cake.

0:45:13.640 --> 0:45:16.360
<v Speaker 4>You'd bring a strawberry shortcake.

0:45:16.600 --> 0:45:19.200
<v Speaker 2>This is a stunning little cake you've got here. Why

0:45:19.239 --> 0:45:21.840
<v Speaker 2>did you bring that? Do people bring food on occasion?

0:45:21.920 --> 0:45:22.440
<v Speaker 3>On occasion?

0:45:22.480 --> 0:45:23.120
<v Speaker 2>On occasion?

0:45:23.520 --> 0:45:25.280
<v Speaker 3>I just was like, I think.

0:45:27.920 --> 0:45:30.640
<v Speaker 4>Because this is like an like you sit together, I

0:45:30.680 --> 0:45:31.960
<v Speaker 4>was like, I should bring food.

0:45:32.160 --> 0:45:33.400
<v Speaker 2>I think this is a great idea.

0:45:33.840 --> 0:45:35.680
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and I just thought she was gorgeous.

0:45:35.760 --> 0:45:37.040
<v Speaker 2>She's such a pretty little cake.

0:45:37.520 --> 0:45:39.480
<v Speaker 3>It's so funny how we stopped icing the whole thing.

0:45:40.080 --> 0:45:43.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, this is a new It's the like, oh, let's

0:45:43.120 --> 0:45:46.839
<v Speaker 2>see the roughness, let's see the reality of the cake.

0:45:46.960 --> 0:45:48.960
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we like seeing the scaffolding.

0:45:48.719 --> 0:45:52.080
<v Speaker 2>Right exactly? Should we? I wish we had forks or something.

0:45:52.080 --> 0:45:53.320
<v Speaker 3>Honestly, I was more.

0:45:54.920 --> 0:45:55.400
<v Speaker 2>On topic.

0:45:55.560 --> 0:45:57.840
<v Speaker 3>But here's the thing. I didn't know your diet terior restrictions.

0:45:59.440 --> 0:46:03.719
<v Speaker 2>You could and I'll die on podcasts. No, I'm willing to.

0:46:03.640 --> 0:46:06.640
<v Speaker 4>Die unless it's put in on paper. Put it on

0:46:06.680 --> 0:46:08.320
<v Speaker 4>a vinyl when you die, that's.

0:46:08.080 --> 0:46:08.879
<v Speaker 3>What they'll do it.

0:46:09.360 --> 0:46:10.399
<v Speaker 2>No, we'll get into this.

0:46:10.719 --> 0:46:11.279
<v Speaker 3>I don't know why.

0:46:11.320 --> 0:46:14.239
<v Speaker 4>I just felt I like, I like bringing people. I'm

0:46:14.239 --> 0:46:15.879
<v Speaker 4>one of those girls that brings donuts to work.

0:46:15.960 --> 0:46:17.400
<v Speaker 2>Oh that's such a nice thing to do.

0:46:17.880 --> 0:46:19.480
<v Speaker 4>But I think it. I think it's because it makes

0:46:19.520 --> 0:46:20.280
<v Speaker 4>me feel good.

0:46:20.960 --> 0:46:22.800
<v Speaker 2>It makes you feel good. It's a selfish thing.

0:46:22.680 --> 0:46:28.399
<v Speaker 4>For you, or like like in theater school, I would

0:46:28.400 --> 0:46:31.160
<v Speaker 4>always like bring cookies for rehearsal, a fucking loser.

0:46:31.800 --> 0:46:33.320
<v Speaker 3>But for some reason it just made me happy.

0:46:33.400 --> 0:46:35.600
<v Speaker 2>So do you ever make any of the goods you bring?

0:46:35.800 --> 0:46:35.840
<v Speaker 1>No?

0:46:36.280 --> 0:46:37.759
<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, too impatient?

0:46:38.640 --> 0:46:41.360
<v Speaker 3>And I hate I like cooking because you can fuck around.

0:46:41.440 --> 0:46:43.160
<v Speaker 4>Oh right, this is where you and I are making

0:46:44.280 --> 0:46:45.840
<v Speaker 4>No way, are you a baker?

0:46:45.880 --> 0:46:49.160
<v Speaker 2>I love to bake. I love to bake. And it's

0:46:49.200 --> 0:46:50.960
<v Speaker 2>such a feeling when you bring a baked good and

0:46:51.000 --> 0:46:53.600
<v Speaker 2>people like it. Oh you know, I have to like

0:46:53.680 --> 0:46:56.120
<v Speaker 2>really keep myself in check because my ego is going

0:46:56.120 --> 0:46:58.400
<v Speaker 2>through the roof when people are showing my baked goods,

0:46:58.680 --> 0:47:05.040
<v Speaker 2>really really stop it. You know they're good. I know

0:47:05.120 --> 0:47:07.480
<v Speaker 2>these are great cookies. Yeah, that's why I brought them.

0:47:07.480 --> 0:47:09.439
<v Speaker 3>And you're exact with your yes.

0:47:09.840 --> 0:47:12.000
<v Speaker 4>See yeah, that's why I can't do that because I'm like,

0:47:12.040 --> 0:47:13.200
<v Speaker 4>you fuck up one little thing.

0:47:13.400 --> 0:47:16.600
<v Speaker 3>And the sponge cake is not a sponge cake. It's pudding.

0:47:17.880 --> 0:47:20.080
<v Speaker 3>And that was a flour thing that wasn't a I

0:47:20.080 --> 0:47:20.560
<v Speaker 3>don't know.

0:47:20.920 --> 0:47:23.200
<v Speaker 2>See this is where but I only I essentially only

0:47:23.200 --> 0:47:25.640
<v Speaker 2>make cookies, which I think there's a little bit more

0:47:25.840 --> 0:47:29.040
<v Speaker 2>the only guy cookie only man, I make brownies. I'll

0:47:29.040 --> 0:47:32.480
<v Speaker 2>make brownies, but that's a cookie bar essentially.

0:47:32.600 --> 0:47:35.680
<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, I'm like, I don't know what your order

0:47:36.080 --> 0:47:38.560
<v Speaker 4>of operations is, but I'm number one brownie.

0:47:38.760 --> 0:47:39.800
<v Speaker 2>I love a brownie.

0:47:39.880 --> 0:47:42.800
<v Speaker 4>But then cookie, Oh then cookie or then cake maybe

0:47:43.120 --> 0:47:45.400
<v Speaker 4>brownie cake, brownie cake, cookie?

0:47:45.440 --> 0:47:47.719
<v Speaker 2>You love a thing in a bar shape? Yeah?

0:47:47.719 --> 0:47:50.360
<v Speaker 4>I think they're like, yeah, okay, thank you so much.

0:47:50.480 --> 0:47:53.439
<v Speaker 2>Oh look at this on Lisa's brought a whole tea set.

0:47:53.520 --> 0:47:55.160
<v Speaker 3>Oh my goodness, you can cut the cake.

0:47:55.680 --> 0:47:57.520
<v Speaker 2>Let's cut the cakes.

0:47:58.160 --> 0:48:01.520
<v Speaker 3>Sorry I should have warned y'all or brought plates.

0:48:02.320 --> 0:48:05.200
<v Speaker 2>Can you imagine? Okay, I'm trying to not pull this

0:48:05.360 --> 0:48:09.640
<v Speaker 2>apart and throw it on the floor. Let's see here. Oh,

0:48:10.000 --> 0:48:14.080
<v Speaker 2>very nice. Okay, I'm going to cut that boot. Yeah,

0:48:14.120 --> 0:48:17.239
<v Speaker 2>I would love to try, but it's also got this

0:48:17.520 --> 0:48:23.960
<v Speaker 2>insane little maybe pull the tape off of the thing. Yeah,

0:48:23.960 --> 0:48:29.000
<v Speaker 2>it's got a little thing holding apart. Yeah. I don't

0:48:29.080 --> 0:48:31.799
<v Speaker 2>understand what the need for the plastic is. I guess

0:48:31.800 --> 0:48:32.960
<v Speaker 2>they didn't trust themselves.

0:48:33.080 --> 0:48:35.080
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's giving insecure baker.

0:48:36.680 --> 0:48:39.360
<v Speaker 2>Here we go on. Lisa is slowly pulling the tape

0:48:39.680 --> 0:48:45.080
<v Speaker 2>plastic ring. There we go. Oh, that seems kind of satisfying. Actually,

0:48:46.360 --> 0:48:49.640
<v Speaker 2>the big reveal gorgeous.

0:48:49.600 --> 0:48:52.160
<v Speaker 3>Gorgeous, Sorry about that, my pleasure?

0:48:52.480 --> 0:48:57.680
<v Speaker 2>Wow beautiful? That is wow. Look at that stunning little cake.

0:48:58.560 --> 0:49:00.399
<v Speaker 2>Gorgeous cake. People have got to see that cake.

0:49:00.960 --> 0:49:01.760
<v Speaker 3>What's your cookie?

0:49:01.920 --> 0:49:07.480
<v Speaker 2>Okay? My go to baking cookie is a chocolate chip cookie.

0:49:07.480 --> 0:49:10.880
<v Speaker 2>I've slowly developed the recipe using you know, all the

0:49:10.920 --> 0:49:12.120
<v Speaker 2>recipes I've ever used.

0:49:12.920 --> 0:49:13.680
<v Speaker 3>How many years?

0:49:14.320 --> 0:49:16.399
<v Speaker 2>It's been years and years at this point. I mean

0:49:16.640 --> 0:49:19.280
<v Speaker 2>I started. My mom is a big baker.

0:49:19.000 --> 0:49:21.760
<v Speaker 3>Oh she is, but she started with her recipe.

0:49:21.680 --> 0:49:23.719
<v Speaker 2>Yes, And I didn't really start baking for myself until

0:49:23.719 --> 0:49:25.080
<v Speaker 2>I moved to LA and I had one of those

0:49:25.120 --> 0:49:28.240
<v Speaker 2>little ovens that was basically from nineteen twenty seven. Yeah,

0:49:28.280 --> 0:49:30.880
<v Speaker 2>that you didn't know what temperature it was or anything.

0:49:31.000 --> 0:49:34.640
<v Speaker 2>Cleaned it, yes, And now then that started in probably

0:49:34.640 --> 0:49:37.239
<v Speaker 2>twenty twelve, so it's been about thirteen years that I've

0:49:37.239 --> 0:49:40.680
<v Speaker 2>been baking and not the recipe. I would say, it's perfect.

0:49:40.680 --> 0:49:42.480
<v Speaker 3>Can I ask off the bat? Are you freezing the

0:49:42.520 --> 0:49:43.800
<v Speaker 3>no the night before?

0:49:44.800 --> 0:49:47.680
<v Speaker 2>This is a whole other thing. Of course. The impatience. Yeah,

0:49:47.760 --> 0:49:50.239
<v Speaker 2>I'm I will bake part. I bake part of it

0:49:50.280 --> 0:49:52.680
<v Speaker 2>to begin with, because I need my cookie now and

0:49:52.719 --> 0:49:54.000
<v Speaker 2>I'm not a planner.

0:49:53.640 --> 0:49:55.719
<v Speaker 3>And my friends lives and dies by this, and we've

0:49:55.719 --> 0:49:56.360
<v Speaker 3>had arguments.

0:49:56.440 --> 0:49:57.280
<v Speaker 2>Oh interesting.

0:49:57.400 --> 0:49:59.640
<v Speaker 3>She was like, if you're not freezing, I don't know.

0:50:00.000 --> 0:50:00.440
<v Speaker 3>I'm bored.

0:50:02.000 --> 0:50:03.879
<v Speaker 4>She's like, if it's if you're not making the dough

0:50:03.880 --> 0:50:05.400
<v Speaker 4>the night before, it's not a good cookie.

0:50:05.520 --> 0:50:08.279
<v Speaker 2>Okay, So I love I'm going to hold a knife

0:50:08.280 --> 0:50:09.840
<v Speaker 2>for every episode of the podcast.

0:50:09.920 --> 0:50:11.760
<v Speaker 4>I feel so casual with you with the knife.

0:50:11.840 --> 0:50:19.120
<v Speaker 2>It's fine. You do refrigerating, it always helps, it always

0:50:19.120 --> 0:50:22.000
<v Speaker 2>some genius. But this is the thing. A cookie. If

0:50:22.040 --> 0:50:24.000
<v Speaker 2>the recipe is good will taste good when you bake

0:50:24.040 --> 0:50:26.359
<v Speaker 2>it the first time as well. Yeah, the next day

0:50:26.360 --> 0:50:28.239
<v Speaker 2>it'll be a little better. The next day it will

0:50:28.280 --> 0:50:31.319
<v Speaker 2>be even better. The next day will probably be the

0:50:31.440 --> 0:50:34.880
<v Speaker 2>very best. Really, then you've got some diminishing returns. And

0:50:34.960 --> 0:50:37.120
<v Speaker 2>at that point, if you still have dough, you want

0:50:37.160 --> 0:50:40.600
<v Speaker 2>to turn it into balls. Put it on the cookie sheet.

0:50:40.719 --> 0:50:42.640
<v Speaker 2>Put all of them on the cookie sheet, Put them

0:50:42.640 --> 0:50:44.600
<v Speaker 2>in the freezer for ten to twenty minutes so that

0:50:44.880 --> 0:50:47.279
<v Speaker 2>they're hard, and then you can put them in a

0:50:47.280 --> 0:50:49.640
<v Speaker 2>bag and freeze them all and you know.

0:50:49.719 --> 0:50:51.040
<v Speaker 3>Later, freeze it as a unit.

0:50:51.160 --> 0:50:53.040
<v Speaker 2>Freeze it as a unit. You can't freeze the whole

0:50:53.080 --> 0:50:54.960
<v Speaker 2>dough together, because then that's gonna be a nightmare to

0:50:54.960 --> 0:50:57.960
<v Speaker 2>pull apart. Oh yeah, but if it's in the fridge

0:50:58.000 --> 0:51:00.920
<v Speaker 2>too long, you're you're playing with fire. Yeah, you want

0:51:00.920 --> 0:51:03.680
<v Speaker 2>to refrigerate it. Those flavors are mashing together, they're becoming

0:51:03.680 --> 0:51:06.760
<v Speaker 2>The sugar is taking on the butter, Yeah, the vanilla,

0:51:07.000 --> 0:51:07.600
<v Speaker 2>all of this.

0:51:07.920 --> 0:51:11.200
<v Speaker 4>See, now I understand it does make sense because I

0:51:11.200 --> 0:51:13.080
<v Speaker 4>I have like a I have a bowlin aise that

0:51:13.120 --> 0:51:15.200
<v Speaker 4>I that I've perfected that makes sense.

0:51:15.280 --> 0:51:16.360
<v Speaker 2>Is a flavor thing.

0:51:16.960 --> 0:51:18.920
<v Speaker 4>A long time and it took my mom's recipe and

0:51:18.960 --> 0:51:21.840
<v Speaker 4>my granm and I figured out mine, and it's better

0:51:22.040 --> 0:51:22.880
<v Speaker 4>than the next thing.

0:51:23.120 --> 0:51:25.319
<v Speaker 2>Right, the flavors have all kind of teamed up.

0:51:25.480 --> 0:51:29.360
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and they've like we've met, they've stewed century.

0:51:29.440 --> 0:51:32.839
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we found our chemistry. Now we're ready to room.

0:51:33.320 --> 0:51:36.520
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, I usually will make an entire thing of

0:51:36.600 --> 0:51:39.840
<v Speaker 2>dough and then make one two cookies, one for me,

0:51:39.880 --> 0:51:43.719
<v Speaker 2>one for my boyfriend a night, for like a week. Essentially.

0:51:44.680 --> 0:51:46.000
<v Speaker 3>That's so sweet.

0:51:46.040 --> 0:51:47.799
<v Speaker 2>How big. I think it's like, I think it is

0:51:47.880 --> 0:51:50.400
<v Speaker 2>kind of like I mean, I just talk about it

0:51:50.400 --> 0:51:52.600
<v Speaker 2>casually now, but I think it's psycho Well.

0:51:52.640 --> 0:51:54.920
<v Speaker 4>I think a lot of people do one cookie in

0:51:54.960 --> 0:51:55.360
<v Speaker 4>the sheet.

0:51:55.480 --> 0:51:56.160
<v Speaker 3>It's like a new thing.

0:51:56.239 --> 0:51:58.359
<v Speaker 2>You gotta because otherwise I'm going to eat all of them.

0:51:58.400 --> 0:52:00.360
<v Speaker 3>A lot of my TikTok girlies.

0:52:00.040 --> 0:52:03.240
<v Speaker 2>That interesting curlies. I did it first.

0:52:03.840 --> 0:52:05.560
<v Speaker 3>He did it first, writing.

0:52:07.440 --> 0:52:12.080
<v Speaker 2>It's in the Bible version of I said, okay, okay,

0:52:12.160 --> 0:52:13.799
<v Speaker 2>let me let me sl Yeah.

0:52:13.800 --> 0:52:15.200
<v Speaker 3>I don't think I cracker open here.

0:52:16.680 --> 0:52:20.759
<v Speaker 4>Oh you're just doing this to one half each. I've

0:52:20.800 --> 0:52:22.520
<v Speaker 4>never seen anyone cut a cake like that.

0:52:23.160 --> 0:52:30.040
<v Speaker 2>Boom, there's your half. Enjoy, thank you, and then for

0:52:30.239 --> 0:52:39.160
<v Speaker 2>me it's just a sliver there. It is okay. Oh,

0:52:39.480 --> 0:52:40.440
<v Speaker 2>I love a whipped cream.

0:52:40.719 --> 0:52:41.200
<v Speaker 3>Look at that.

0:52:41.320 --> 0:52:42.359
<v Speaker 2>I love a strawberry.

0:52:42.960 --> 0:52:43.359
<v Speaker 3>Take it.

0:52:43.440 --> 0:52:45.160
<v Speaker 2>Although I'll say that it seems like they put some

0:52:45.200 --> 0:52:47.360
<v Speaker 2>sort of sugar glaze on the straw strawberry.

0:52:47.520 --> 0:52:49.840
<v Speaker 3>Jesus, we just can't do hy berry.

0:52:50.160 --> 0:52:53.440
<v Speaker 2>Let it shine. The strawberry is one of the perfect foods.

0:52:53.920 --> 0:52:54.399
<v Speaker 3>I know.

0:52:54.760 --> 0:52:56.759
<v Speaker 2>I'm going to try all of this at once, though.

0:52:57.120 --> 0:52:58.080
<v Speaker 3>Oh this is a lot.

0:52:58.120 --> 0:52:59.959
<v Speaker 2>I try to get this mashed into my mouth.

0:53:01.920 --> 0:53:09.319
<v Speaker 4>Wow, it's you know, fine, we'll look at that.

0:53:09.760 --> 0:53:11.120
<v Speaker 3>A fine strawberry shork cake.

0:53:11.520 --> 0:53:12.040
<v Speaker 2>It's good.

0:53:12.880 --> 0:53:14.920
<v Speaker 3>I should have sought out a really nice one for you.

0:53:15.040 --> 0:53:17.359
<v Speaker 2>I think that's very good. This isn't another thing where

0:53:17.400 --> 0:53:20.680
<v Speaker 2>like it's hard to say, but like contextually, if you

0:53:20.719 --> 0:53:22.200
<v Speaker 2>had brought this and said you had made it.

0:53:23.280 --> 0:53:25.160
<v Speaker 3>Then i'd have ye at gunpoint, yeah, you would have.

0:53:25.200 --> 0:53:27.879
<v Speaker 2>It would be interesting to see what my reaction would

0:53:27.880 --> 0:53:29.560
<v Speaker 2>have been. I may have been like, this is the

0:53:29.560 --> 0:53:31.600
<v Speaker 2>best strawberry shortcake I've ever had.

0:53:31.719 --> 0:53:33.680
<v Speaker 4>You know, are you one to blow something up if

0:53:33.800 --> 0:53:34.719
<v Speaker 4>someone put along?

0:53:34.840 --> 0:53:37.520
<v Speaker 2>No, But I think the context matters. I think to

0:53:37.600 --> 0:53:41.160
<v Speaker 2>be like, wow, do you work? And yeah, effort? That

0:53:41.200 --> 0:53:44.800
<v Speaker 2>was put into this and it's good. It's not disgusting. Yeah,

0:53:44.840 --> 0:53:47.800
<v Speaker 2>I would have been dazzled, and I am dazzled. I

0:53:47.800 --> 0:53:50.680
<v Speaker 2>think it's good. I love whipped cream, I love strawberries,

0:53:51.080 --> 0:53:54.200
<v Speaker 2>and poundcake I think is decent. That's my big problem

0:53:54.239 --> 0:53:57.520
<v Speaker 2>with all strawberry shortcake. I'm like, well, it's just vanilla cake.

0:53:57.880 --> 0:53:58.800
<v Speaker 3>I love poundcake.

0:53:58.880 --> 0:54:01.239
<v Speaker 2>You do just pure pound cause it's not asking a

0:54:01.239 --> 0:54:03.720
<v Speaker 2>lot of me, right, it's just a simple vanilla flavor.

0:54:03.800 --> 0:54:06.160
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's like a muffin, but dessert. And I think

0:54:06.160 --> 0:54:08.360
<v Speaker 3>I like that. It is piffany and I'm not an

0:54:08.520 --> 0:54:11.320
<v Speaker 3>icing girl. I like it. Not a loser.

0:54:12.120 --> 0:54:14.040
<v Speaker 2>But you could just eat a plain vanilla cake.

0:54:15.360 --> 0:54:16.160
<v Speaker 3>If it's good.

0:54:16.239 --> 0:54:19.200
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's impressive, Thank you so much. I need a

0:54:19.200 --> 0:54:21.080
<v Speaker 2>little little razzle dazzle.

0:54:21.280 --> 0:54:23.240
<v Speaker 3>You need like a little swirl.

0:54:22.960 --> 0:54:26.600
<v Speaker 2>A swirl. I need a chocolate or something like this

0:54:26.680 --> 0:54:27.759
<v Speaker 2>where we've dressed it up.

0:54:28.640 --> 0:54:33.160
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, she's formal. She's got her shoes on and a scarf.

0:54:33.360 --> 0:54:35.080
<v Speaker 2>Wow, but you're a brownie person first.

0:54:35.680 --> 0:54:40.240
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, here's how it is. I'm just gonna raw brownie cake.

0:54:40.440 --> 0:54:44.120
<v Speaker 3>Okay, cookie ice cream, okay?

0:54:44.239 --> 0:54:47.440
<v Speaker 2>Pie? Interesting? And can you name out of those categories

0:54:47.520 --> 0:54:49.640
<v Speaker 2>like well, brownie is a brownie or is there a

0:54:49.680 --> 0:54:50.560
<v Speaker 2>type of brownie you like?

0:54:50.640 --> 0:54:53.040
<v Speaker 3>See, I'm going just like the bare bones what they are?

0:54:53.120 --> 0:54:53.279
<v Speaker 2>Right?

0:54:53.400 --> 0:54:55.800
<v Speaker 3>Just a chock, I'd say, just like, Yeah. Not a

0:54:56.120 --> 0:54:57.320
<v Speaker 3>blondie isn't a brownie.

0:54:57.400 --> 0:55:00.640
<v Speaker 2>Blondie is not a brownie. It's a different bar. It's

0:55:00.640 --> 0:55:01.160
<v Speaker 2>a blondie.

0:55:01.239 --> 0:55:05.440
<v Speaker 4>To me, a blondie is close to a biscuit or

0:55:05.480 --> 0:55:06.200
<v Speaker 4>a biscottie.

0:55:07.239 --> 0:55:09.520
<v Speaker 2>A blondie is more in the line of cake almost.

0:55:09.840 --> 0:55:10.840
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's hard cake.

0:55:11.000 --> 0:55:13.359
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's old stiff cake.

0:55:13.560 --> 0:55:15.160
<v Speaker 3>Or blondie is a thick cookie?

0:55:15.440 --> 0:55:18.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Or a too soft cookie?

0:55:18.040 --> 0:55:19.440
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I think I like with brownies.

0:55:19.480 --> 0:55:19.799
<v Speaker 2>I like the.

0:55:21.480 --> 0:55:23.840
<v Speaker 3>I like them to be dense and cake.

0:55:23.760 --> 0:55:25.480
<v Speaker 2>Leg right, I need it to be in a very

0:55:25.520 --> 0:55:26.400
<v Speaker 2>intense flavor.

0:55:26.560 --> 0:55:26.759
<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

0:55:26.800 --> 0:55:28.560
<v Speaker 3>What's your what's that your top.

0:55:28.360 --> 0:55:31.440
<v Speaker 2>Cookie of chocolate chip cookie within the cookie category? Yeah,

0:55:31.640 --> 0:55:34.440
<v Speaker 2>I mean almost all cookies, all cookies, Yeah, as long

0:55:34.440 --> 0:55:36.800
<v Speaker 2>as they have some type of chocolate in them. Okay,

0:55:36.920 --> 0:55:39.240
<v Speaker 2>a lot of like like a ginger snap. I could

0:55:40.480 --> 0:55:41.080
<v Speaker 2>never thought.

0:55:40.880 --> 0:55:43.400
<v Speaker 3>That there's like a lot of fruit in cake and pie.

0:55:43.640 --> 0:55:45.000
<v Speaker 4>Not a lot of fruit cookies.

0:55:45.200 --> 0:55:48.959
<v Speaker 2>No, there are very few fruit cookies. My mom makes

0:55:49.000 --> 0:55:52.640
<v Speaker 2>it an apricot cookie very good. But it's almost like

0:55:52.640 --> 0:55:53.320
<v Speaker 2>a little pie.

0:55:53.719 --> 0:55:55.560
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's a mini little pie.

0:55:55.480 --> 0:56:00.439
<v Speaker 2>But chocolate chip cookie cookie. Category Next is brownies. Yeah,

0:56:00.560 --> 0:56:02.960
<v Speaker 2>exact type of brownie as you or a peanut butter

0:56:03.000 --> 0:56:06.600
<v Speaker 2>brownie or a cheesecake brownie, almost any type of brownie,

0:56:06.600 --> 0:56:08.520
<v Speaker 2>as long as I don't like a frosting on a brownie.

0:56:08.520 --> 0:56:09.839
<v Speaker 2>I don't really care for that either.

0:56:09.840 --> 0:56:11.040
<v Speaker 3>I kind of like a corner piece.

0:56:11.400 --> 0:56:13.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I love a corner I could essentially as long

0:56:13.560 --> 0:56:16.399
<v Speaker 2>as it doesn't have some something slathered across the top.

0:56:17.640 --> 0:56:22.600
<v Speaker 2>Third for me, ice cream slash milkshake. Great, I love

0:56:22.640 --> 0:56:26.520
<v Speaker 2>a milkshake. Fourth, I think is a tie between cake

0:56:26.520 --> 0:56:30.600
<v Speaker 2>and pie, and they have to be very good because

0:56:30.640 --> 0:56:31.600
<v Speaker 2>they're both commitments.

0:56:32.000 --> 0:56:36.200
<v Speaker 4>They are you did cut yourself a small cookie like piece.

0:56:36.600 --> 0:56:38.799
<v Speaker 2>I think you haven't finished yours. Is there something wrong

0:56:38.840 --> 0:56:41.680
<v Speaker 2>with the cake? Ansela? You don't like the cake?

0:56:43.280 --> 0:56:44.080
<v Speaker 3>The half a cake?

0:56:45.200 --> 0:56:51.759
<v Speaker 2>Are you not hungry? No? Cake and pie I think

0:56:51.800 --> 0:56:55.520
<v Speaker 2>are higher steaks. They're a bigger commitment and it's very

0:56:55.600 --> 0:56:57.759
<v Speaker 2>rare that I will seek out a cake the one

0:56:57.840 --> 0:57:00.000
<v Speaker 2>place I'll get cake. Have you ever been to Quarters

0:57:00.040 --> 0:57:01.560
<v Speaker 2>Sheets in Los Angeles?

0:57:01.680 --> 0:57:03.280
<v Speaker 3>Quarter Sheets Place?

0:57:03.640 --> 0:57:03.719
<v Speaker 2>Oh?

0:57:03.840 --> 0:57:05.960
<v Speaker 3>Yes, I was gonna say, are you talking about I've

0:57:05.960 --> 0:57:06.719
<v Speaker 3>never had their cake.

0:57:06.800 --> 0:57:10.160
<v Speaker 2>Their cake is I never ordered desserted any restaurant ever there.

0:57:10.640 --> 0:57:13.480
<v Speaker 2>This is the one place that every single time they

0:57:13.520 --> 0:57:16.800
<v Speaker 2>have a princess cake that is so beautiful, so delicious.

0:57:17.320 --> 0:57:18.400
<v Speaker 3>That's a princess cake.

0:57:18.520 --> 0:57:19.800
<v Speaker 2>It's you've probably seen one before.

0:57:19.800 --> 0:57:22.560
<v Speaker 3>They have like a barbie in the middle. That's what

0:57:22.640 --> 0:57:23.880
<v Speaker 3>a princess cake is to me.

0:57:25.160 --> 0:57:26.960
<v Speaker 2>It's full of plastic doll parts.

0:57:27.000 --> 0:57:28.320
<v Speaker 3>But have you seen those the barbie?

0:57:28.360 --> 0:57:29.640
<v Speaker 2>Oh wait, that's a real thing.

0:57:29.800 --> 0:57:32.040
<v Speaker 3>So it's a barbie. And then the cake is on

0:57:32.080 --> 0:57:32.520
<v Speaker 3>the side.

0:57:32.640 --> 0:57:38.000
<v Speaker 2>It's like her dress right now, that's a skirt cake.

0:57:38.400 --> 0:57:38.960
<v Speaker 2>That's a skirt.

0:57:39.400 --> 0:57:40.479
<v Speaker 3>That's a princess cake.

0:57:41.120 --> 0:57:43.880
<v Speaker 2>No, a princess cake is like a green, like beautiful,

0:57:44.400 --> 0:57:48.919
<v Speaker 2>like minty green color on top. Yes, And then which

0:57:48.960 --> 0:57:51.720
<v Speaker 2>and I'm not crazy about Actually it's Marsapan. That's why

0:57:51.760 --> 0:57:54.040
<v Speaker 2>I like it because it's more of a flavored thing.

0:57:54.080 --> 0:57:58.080
<v Speaker 2>It's more the thinking man's fondant, because Fonda is essentially.

0:57:57.760 --> 0:58:00.400
<v Speaker 3>Plastic and Marzapan.

0:58:00.160 --> 0:58:04.120
<v Speaker 2>Is it's like an almondy got it stuff. And then

0:58:04.160 --> 0:58:07.480
<v Speaker 2>it's got white cake, raspberry and lack cream. I know

0:58:07.520 --> 0:58:09.480
<v Speaker 2>exactly what this is, and I will say a lot

0:58:09.480 --> 0:58:11.440
<v Speaker 2>of princess cakes are not that good. They're too sweet,

0:58:11.560 --> 0:58:15.520
<v Speaker 2>They're like too almondy quarter sheets. I think it's a

0:58:15.600 --> 0:58:20.280
<v Speaker 2>husband and wife duo, and they are. The piece is unbelievable.

0:58:20.400 --> 0:58:23.439
<v Speaker 2>The cake is unbelievable. And weekly they have a different cake,

0:58:23.560 --> 0:58:25.920
<v Speaker 2>sheet cake. So if you can get there in time,

0:58:26.200 --> 0:58:29.440
<v Speaker 2>you get to try this thoughtful sheet cake that's always

0:58:29.440 --> 0:58:31.160
<v Speaker 2>interesting and fantastic.

0:58:31.280 --> 0:58:32.240
<v Speaker 3>I'm doing that this week.

0:58:32.320 --> 0:58:35.640
<v Speaker 2>Bridger, good luck. You got to get a reservation. This

0:58:35.680 --> 0:58:37.760
<v Speaker 2>place is impossible to get into at this point.

0:58:38.280 --> 0:58:40.560
<v Speaker 3>They should reach out.

0:58:40.720 --> 0:58:41.240
<v Speaker 2>Reach out.

0:58:41.360 --> 0:58:43.680
<v Speaker 3>I got cake and art for you. Just invite me

0:58:45.360 --> 0:58:45.960
<v Speaker 3>reach out.

0:58:46.240 --> 0:58:48.960
<v Speaker 2>No, the cake is unlike any cake I've ever eaten before.

0:58:49.000 --> 0:58:51.160
<v Speaker 2>But so that's the sort of cake that I enjoy. Okay,

0:58:51.320 --> 0:58:53.240
<v Speaker 2>a regular birthday cake. If I'm at a birthday party

0:58:53.240 --> 0:58:55.960
<v Speaker 2>and someone says, you want some cake, I ate before

0:58:56.000 --> 0:58:57.120
<v Speaker 2>I came, I ate cake.

0:58:58.720 --> 0:59:03.200
<v Speaker 3>I had cake on the way. So for your birthday,

0:59:03.600 --> 0:59:03.880
<v Speaker 3>you're not.

0:59:04.160 --> 0:59:05.640
<v Speaker 2>I had some can it on the bus.

0:59:05.680 --> 0:59:08.840
<v Speaker 3>I had car cake. Are you so for your birthday

0:59:08.840 --> 0:59:11.480
<v Speaker 3>you're never? Are you blowing a candle out of a cookie?

0:59:12.000 --> 0:59:14.240
<v Speaker 2>I'll usually have a cake. Yeah, you're like whatever and

0:59:14.320 --> 0:59:16.480
<v Speaker 2>I'll be like everybody, does everyone else want some of

0:59:16.480 --> 0:59:20.240
<v Speaker 2>this cake that some somebody thoughtfully got for me?

0:59:20.400 --> 0:59:21.880
<v Speaker 3>I'm so glad I brought this cake.

0:59:22.680 --> 0:59:24.880
<v Speaker 2>I liked it. And it's morning, you know, it's like

0:59:24.920 --> 0:59:27.440
<v Speaker 2>we're not even where. It's like lunchtime at this point,

0:59:27.480 --> 0:59:30.080
<v Speaker 2>and this is a nice mort. I consider anything without

0:59:30.160 --> 0:59:31.160
<v Speaker 2>chocolate breakfast.

0:59:31.560 --> 0:59:34.760
<v Speaker 4>I completely agree, especially if you put a fruit on it.

0:59:34.840 --> 0:59:36.680
<v Speaker 2>Oh, of course, it's just like this is essentially I

0:59:36.680 --> 0:59:38.400
<v Speaker 2>could have woken up and had this with coffee.

0:59:38.480 --> 0:59:39.200
<v Speaker 3>This is a parfay.

0:59:39.360 --> 0:59:42.440
<v Speaker 2>This is this is a parfay. I should have more

0:59:42.480 --> 0:59:43.600
<v Speaker 2>parfas for breakfast.

0:59:44.200 --> 0:59:46.480
<v Speaker 3>Oh that I went through a huge parfae phase in.

0:59:46.440 --> 0:59:48.440
<v Speaker 2>Your case, what were you putting in your parfay?

0:59:48.680 --> 0:59:50.840
<v Speaker 3>I was just really obsessed with the Starbucks one.

0:59:51.240 --> 0:59:53.120
<v Speaker 2>I didn't know Starbucks had a parfa I don't.

0:59:52.920 --> 0:59:54.400
<v Speaker 3>Think they still do. But it was like I would

0:59:54.440 --> 0:59:55.680
<v Speaker 3>get like a frappuccina and.

0:59:55.680 --> 0:59:57.480
<v Speaker 2>A parfect Oh my god.

0:59:57.920 --> 1:00:00.600
<v Speaker 4>And my digestive says, was a cake when I was

1:00:00.640 --> 1:00:01.640
<v Speaker 4>in middle school, and I was.

1:00:01.640 --> 1:00:04.160
<v Speaker 2>Gone, you have to take advantage of that, you do.

1:00:04.360 --> 1:00:05.560
<v Speaker 3>We don't talk about that anymore.

1:00:05.520 --> 1:00:09.520
<v Speaker 2>We are adults telling children. Roll for it? Do it?

1:00:09.640 --> 1:00:13.760
<v Speaker 2>Now absolutely go crazy.

1:00:13.640 --> 1:00:17.200
<v Speaker 3>Like you are. You will be fine. The window is closing, literally,

1:00:17.280 --> 1:00:18.280
<v Speaker 3>like do it now.

1:00:18.520 --> 1:00:20.640
<v Speaker 2>Your body is a furnace and you can throw whatever

1:00:20.680 --> 1:00:21.320
<v Speaker 2>you want in there.

1:00:21.440 --> 1:00:24.480
<v Speaker 4>Oh and you can. You can like prap and have

1:00:24.600 --> 1:00:26.840
<v Speaker 4>a veggie every once in a while. That will be

1:00:26.880 --> 1:00:27.760
<v Speaker 4>the rest of your life.

1:00:27.840 --> 1:00:29.760
<v Speaker 2>Yes, she'll get used to the idea.

1:00:29.960 --> 1:00:31.720
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but you could do whatever you want.

1:00:32.040 --> 1:00:33.040
<v Speaker 2>Have a frap and parf.

1:00:33.320 --> 1:00:36.120
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, crap and parf parf.

1:00:35.840 --> 1:00:39.560
<v Speaker 4>Frap in your breakfast, your lunch are having hot cheetos,

1:00:39.640 --> 1:00:40.440
<v Speaker 4>Maybe another.

1:00:40.200 --> 1:00:43.280
<v Speaker 2>Frap, wash it down with some grave Yeah.

1:00:43.320 --> 1:00:44.200
<v Speaker 3>And for dinner I was having.

1:00:44.240 --> 1:00:46.440
<v Speaker 4>My mother would come home at nine pm with Elco

1:00:46.480 --> 1:00:48.680
<v Speaker 4>and be like sorry, and she'd throw it on the

1:00:48.720 --> 1:00:49.880
<v Speaker 4>table and.

1:00:50.000 --> 1:00:52.800
<v Speaker 2>Get into the bird feeder and have some sugar water.

1:00:52.920 --> 1:00:54.880
<v Speaker 4>If I ate that, if I ate what I used

1:00:54.880 --> 1:00:56.440
<v Speaker 4>to eat that days, I.

1:00:56.400 --> 1:00:59.560
<v Speaker 2>Would be oh, my life, my health would eat frazier.

1:01:01.520 --> 1:01:03.080
<v Speaker 3>It would be like I went to like Coachella for

1:01:03.120 --> 1:01:03.880
<v Speaker 3>like three weeks.

1:01:04.360 --> 1:01:08.040
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, put me away. It's just not a thing.

1:01:08.120 --> 1:01:10.680
<v Speaker 2>It's not a possibility for an adult body. It doesn't

1:01:10.720 --> 1:01:12.240
<v Speaker 2>like it feels bad.

1:01:12.760 --> 1:01:14.960
<v Speaker 4>It's almost like I broke my arm last year, and

1:01:15.960 --> 1:01:18.160
<v Speaker 4>I remember like the the guy was like, I was

1:01:18.200 --> 1:01:21.080
<v Speaker 4>like the vet. The doctor was like, he was like,

1:01:21.160 --> 1:01:23.160
<v Speaker 4>you need to keep this on for like months this

1:01:23.440 --> 1:01:24.200
<v Speaker 4>And I was like, wow.

1:01:24.240 --> 1:01:25.920
<v Speaker 3>When I was little, I remember breaking my arm all

1:01:25.920 --> 1:01:26.520
<v Speaker 3>the time, and it was.

1:01:26.440 --> 1:01:28.720
<v Speaker 2>Like a week breaking your arm all the time.

1:01:28.800 --> 1:01:30.840
<v Speaker 3>I was like, I mean I broke around twice.

1:01:30.840 --> 1:01:31.760
<v Speaker 2>Are you a pro skater?

1:01:32.000 --> 1:01:32.080
<v Speaker 1>No?

1:01:32.160 --> 1:01:34.720
<v Speaker 4>I was just like one of those kids right right.

1:01:34.960 --> 1:01:37.320
<v Speaker 4>But it was crazy to me because there was like, yeah,

1:01:37.320 --> 1:01:39.000
<v Speaker 4>a lot of kids sometimes we don't even need a cast,

1:01:39.080 --> 1:01:41.280
<v Speaker 4>we just put it on there. But like their bodies

1:01:41.360 --> 1:01:43.880
<v Speaker 4>just heal really fast, and this doctor is and we're

1:01:43.920 --> 1:01:44.600
<v Speaker 4>slowly dying.

1:01:44.680 --> 1:01:47.120
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, of course your body's like, well, why why bother,

1:01:47.440 --> 1:01:47.800
<v Speaker 2>I'll leave.

1:01:47.960 --> 1:01:50.440
<v Speaker 3>He's just gonna take me so long to rebuild this.

1:01:50.680 --> 1:01:52.520
<v Speaker 2>Wow. So how long did you have the cast on? For?

1:01:53.080 --> 1:01:54.280
<v Speaker 3>Like two months?

1:01:54.320 --> 1:01:55.880
<v Speaker 2>How did you break your arm?

1:01:56.880 --> 1:01:59.440
<v Speaker 3>Oh here's a story, dear friend, Patrick.

1:01:59.240 --> 1:02:01.400
<v Speaker 2>Mcton, Oh my god, we love Patrick McDonald.

1:02:02.000 --> 1:02:06.160
<v Speaker 4>I went to a birthday party at a roller rink okay,

1:02:07.080 --> 1:02:10.600
<v Speaker 4>and I was just roller skating, took a mighty tumble,

1:02:12.040 --> 1:02:15.720
<v Speaker 4>landed on my wrist in such a way that was

1:02:15.840 --> 1:02:18.080
<v Speaker 4>so bad because I was like dancing.

1:02:18.080 --> 1:02:21.640
<v Speaker 2>I think it was like, okay, I was like dancing and.

1:02:21.680 --> 1:02:22.840
<v Speaker 3>Fell on my wrists so bad.

1:02:22.880 --> 1:02:25.640
<v Speaker 4>And Patrick was there, and I've never seen him like

1:02:26.320 --> 1:02:28.240
<v Speaker 4>completely like does.

1:02:28.120 --> 1:02:29.520
<v Speaker 2>He go to like an emergency mode.

1:02:30.000 --> 1:02:32.680
<v Speaker 3>No, almost in the opposite one of you.

1:02:33.280 --> 1:02:36.400
<v Speaker 4>Or he was just like, oh my god, oh my god,

1:02:36.760 --> 1:02:39.520
<v Speaker 4>oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

1:02:39.560 --> 1:02:41.720
<v Speaker 3>And I was like, yeah, what am I doing?

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<v Speaker 4>For some reason and I both thought in that state

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<v Speaker 4>where my wrist was like this, and he was like,

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<v Speaker 4>we have to get the doctor at the Moonlight Roller

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<v Speaker 4>rank and we were like, do you guys have the

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<v Speaker 4>doctor doctor d And for some reason we both were like,

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<v Speaker 4>We'll just wait here for the doctor. And then like

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<v Speaker 4>twenty minutes later, a sixteen year old comes up with

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<v Speaker 4>like ice pack, a frozen thing of pease.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey Gurley, Yeah, hey Gurley, I'm so sorry. This happens

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<v Speaker 3>all the time. Just put this on there. And we

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<v Speaker 3>were like, what about the doctor? And I was so

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<v Speaker 3>out of it and Patrick was so like, oh, no,

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<v Speaker 3>we need a doctor.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh And so then were you driven to the hospital.

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<v Speaker 2>What happened? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Patrick?

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<v Speaker 4>I was like, Pat, I think you need to sit

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<v Speaker 4>here and have some water, yeage. I wasn't well and

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<v Speaker 4>my friend was like, my, my friend, that's the opposite,

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<v Speaker 4>which is.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, get in my car.

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<v Speaker 4>I already haven't rooted it, got me in my car,

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<v Speaker 4>and got me in her car and we handled it.

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<v Speaker 3>Why was I?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I like to think I'm that that person

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<v Speaker 2>that in an emergency, the adrenaline kicks in and I

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<v Speaker 2>become this calm like we can. I can figure it.

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<v Speaker 3>Out, and I don't want to find out.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't want to find I would rather not find out.

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<v Speaker 4>I think I'm like I'm very much at like make

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<v Speaker 4>that person feel not in panic, right, And I think

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<v Speaker 4>I can like downplay because I'm like.

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<v Speaker 2>You're fine, you're fine to you're now gas lighting?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>My friend had something on her eye and I was like,

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<v Speaker 4>you don't. And it was so actually that it was

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<v Speaker 4>like a wedding and we're all bridesmaids.

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<v Speaker 3>She's like, it's really in my life. I like really

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<v Speaker 3>can't take.

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<v Speaker 4>Pictures and I went, yes, you can. I did it

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<v Speaker 4>in a thoughtful while, but like what cunt of me?

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<v Speaker 4>I was like, there's honestly, I'm looking at your eight.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't see anything that's very stage mom.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I was like, we just got to keep going.

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<v Speaker 2>We need to take the picture. The pageant is almost over.

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<v Speaker 3>We need just smile and sit up a.

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<v Speaker 2>Trophy on the line. There's a tr on the line. Wow, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want you or Patrick around.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I know.

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<v Speaker 2>For my emergency. I want to be alone in an

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<v Speaker 2>emergency and see how I deal with it.

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<v Speaker 4>And just hey, Alexa, finish me off.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, well, uh, I think we should play a game.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, let's do it.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's play a game called Let's see onnals. What was

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<v Speaker 2>the last game we played.

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<v Speaker 3>I think that it was Gift or a Curse?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I think we should play Gift Master. I needed

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<v Speaker 2>a number between one and ten from you.

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<v Speaker 5>Four.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay. I have to do some light calculating to get

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<v Speaker 2>our game piece game pieces. Okay, so you can promote, recommend,

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<v Speaker 2>do whatever you want with the microphone. Well you're calculating

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<v Speaker 2>right back.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, okay, Hey guys.

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<v Speaker 2>What's up.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna promote. Oh yeah, I'll up promote me and

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<v Speaker 3>Patrick's podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Bridger has been on it. It's really fun. Artists on

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<v Speaker 4>artists on artists on artists for artists. We have a Patreon.

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<v Speaker 4>We also do funny silly things. Bridgers episode super fun.

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<v Speaker 4>Besides that, I'm gonna promote anyone making an authentic strawberry

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<v Speaker 4>shortcake good for you because the store bought ones.

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<v Speaker 3>They don't hit as hard. They just don't. My god,

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<v Speaker 3>what are you calculating? I can't focus. I tried it

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<v Speaker 3>a second time.

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<v Speaker 4>It's fine stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a good cake.

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<v Speaker 3>You'll let it's it for twenty minutes. Still tastes the same.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a good cake. I've got our game pieces. This

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<v Speaker 2>is how we play gift Master. I'm going to name

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<v Speaker 2>three things, three gifts that you can give away, three objects, experiences,

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<v Speaker 2>what have you. I'm going to name three celebrities. You're

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<v Speaker 2>going to tell me which celebrity you would give yes, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>which gift and why that makes sense?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>I hope you totally failed. I go, hey, what fifty nine.

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<v Speaker 3>That gift? Kill that gift, marry that gift.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, you understand perfectly. Do I have anything to recommend? No,

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<v Speaker 2>I already talked about the Patreon listener get into it.

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<v Speaker 2>Do I have any thing outside of my own selfish

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<v Speaker 2>self promotion to recommend? I alreadycommended the Little House on

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<v Speaker 2>the Prairie, thinking, yeah, I guess we got nothing else.

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<v Speaker 2>To recommend my apologies forgive me artists of the world.

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<v Speaker 2>Artists on Artists on Artists is an excellent podcast. It's

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<v Speaker 2>so funny and I had such a good time doing it.

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<v Speaker 4>So funny.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'm gonna name the three gifts you're gonna and

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<v Speaker 2>the celebrities you'll you know, you get it, got it? Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>The three celebrities today are number one Benson Boone copy,

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<v Speaker 2>Number two Erica Badoo, Oh my god, kind of opposite

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<v Speaker 2>ends of the taste spectrum.

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<v Speaker 3>I would say, different playlist.

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<v Speaker 2>And number three is Dennis the Menace. Dennis the Menace

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<v Speaker 2>is just a cartoon character.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh, It's like little friend.

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<v Speaker 2>Dennis the Menace is just kind of a local menace,

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<v Speaker 2>blonde menace. It was I believe it started as a

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<v Speaker 2>comic strip probably in the eighteen seventies, okay, became a cartoon,

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<v Speaker 2>became a movie movies maybe, I don't know. And the

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<v Speaker 2>three gifts you're going to be giving away today are

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<v Speaker 2>Number one one weird long hair on their neck.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, it belongs on them, It's on them, Yes, it belongs.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, it belongs on them.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>Number two four star accommodations, so not five star, not.

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<v Speaker 3>Three star, four.

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<v Speaker 2>Star accommodations and number three a sense of play.

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<v Speaker 4>We don't need to give Benson Boone a sense of

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<v Speaker 4>play because I.

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<v Speaker 3>Think he's goad enough.

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<v Speaker 2>What a playful guy, what a playful.

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<v Speaker 4>If he's not flipping around, I don't know what else

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<v Speaker 4>is playful. He's playful, he's a playful spirit, and he's like,

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<v Speaker 4>let me try to be Harry styles, let me be playful.

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry, that was rude. That was so rude.

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<v Speaker 2>That was cruel. That was so rude.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I'm giving my girl Erica about to do a.

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<v Speaker 4>Sense of play, oh wow, because I think she needs it.

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<v Speaker 4>But I'm doing it because I think just she deserves it.

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<v Speaker 2>And I think, yeah, she like I think she has it.

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<v Speaker 3>Exactly. I think like a new dose of it, like

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<v Speaker 3>a vitamin. It's always good, you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 4>And I don't want to give Dennis the Menace or

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<v Speaker 4>Benson Boonett. And that's kind of why I'm giving it

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<v Speaker 4>to Erica.

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<v Speaker 2>That's logical, perfect, and I think I.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually trust her to regift.

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<v Speaker 2>It well right right, if she should she need to, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>she can have that gift clause.

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<v Speaker 3>Then I'm giving.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm giving Dennis the Menace a long hair, one gross

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<v Speaker 4>one gross long hair on him. I'm giving him that

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<v Speaker 4>because I think comic strips don't have a lot of

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<v Speaker 4>good facial hair.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, interesting, they really don't.

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<v Speaker 4>There's a lot of just like just like cartoons too.

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<v Speaker 4>It's just like we don't see like disgusting ingrown hairs.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, a lot of clean faces, a lot of clean face.

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<v Speaker 2>You're not seeing clean legs. I feel like you're not

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<v Speaker 2>even seeing beards that often within the comic strips. No bushes,

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<v Speaker 2>zero bushes.

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<v Speaker 3>Show me a comic strip with a.

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<v Speaker 4>Bush, please listeners, that's recommend me some it's insane. And

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<v Speaker 4>then yeah, I'm giving Benson Boone the four star accommodations

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<v Speaker 4>because it's nice. Sure, and it's not that nice.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. It feels like he's probably at this point he's

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<v Speaker 2>probably being showered with five star accommodations. He's probably getting spoiled.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, And I think it's good for someone popping off

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<v Speaker 4>to not have the best of everything. I think he should.

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<v Speaker 4>You should change it up and you should get a

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<v Speaker 4>four star something.

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<v Speaker 2>And go hmmm mm hmm. His sense of play is

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<v Speaker 2>at risk.

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<v Speaker 3>I think I answered it correctly, and I know, no, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Think that you know, maybe first time of the history

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<v Speaker 2>of this game. It's just correct, so annoying.

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<v Speaker 3>I get it right.

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<v Speaker 2>That's an A plus, an absolute A plus.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, I didn't know we reingraded.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh you are now, and I think you did a

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<v Speaker 2>great job at Benson. Good luck with the good but

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<v Speaker 2>not perfect hotel. Just be nice, do a backflip off

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<v Speaker 2>the bed.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they're doing their best.

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<v Speaker 2>They're doing their best. They're doing their absolute best. Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>And now Anally's has a gift or a curse? That

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<v Speaker 2>or yes, we didn't play this game. Analiz is going

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<v Speaker 2>to give us a thing and they're going to ask

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<v Speaker 2>us if it's a gift or a curse and why Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>and then we'll answer and see who's correct, because An's

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<v Speaker 2>has the correct answer.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, gift or a curse. The Fast and Furious franchise, h.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you want to go or should I go?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gagged. You have to go first to people.

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<v Speaker 2>Or to us, And again we don't get any more information,

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<v Speaker 2>so you have to. Really we have to think about

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<v Speaker 2>this international blockbusting franchise.

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<v Speaker 3>Ten years of stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>It does great numbers in every territory and is about

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<v Speaker 2>a sense of family and maybe a sense of play,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe a little. I'm going to say the Fast and

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<v Speaker 2>the Furious franchise, ooh for me, I'm going to say

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<v Speaker 2>it's a curse. I'm going to say, these are the

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<v Speaker 2>Fast and the Furious films. I've seen number one. I've

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<v Speaker 2>seen oh and I think what I think. I've seen

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<v Speaker 2>that one, and then I've seen the spinoff called Hobbs

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<v Speaker 2>and Shaw, which was the most top three most exhausting

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<v Speaker 2>film experiences of my entire life. It was worse than

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<v Speaker 2>watching a video game cut scene. There was absolutely nothing

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<v Speaker 2>there for me. I'm going to say, ultimately, curse. I

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<v Speaker 2>they're not for me, and I've This is the other thing, people,

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<v Speaker 2>This is the thing about Fast and the Furious. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>they're actually really good movies. Yeah, this is the every

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<v Speaker 2>time start with number four. They're amazing movies. You've got

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<v Speaker 2>to see the They're great movies. And then I watch

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<v Speaker 2>them and I say, I don't think so.

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<v Speaker 3>But that's what we're saying.

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<v Speaker 2>Just because it's about men getting along with each other

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<v Speaker 2>over stolen cars. And you know there's one girl always, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>there's one girl. She's one of the guys. She's always

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<v Speaker 2>got to be one of the guys. I've been told

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<v Speaker 2>too many times they're great movies. They're actually great movies.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I watch them like I for I guess

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<v Speaker 2>for what it is, but yeah, I don't care. And

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<v Speaker 2>then I saw this Hobbs and Shop. Well now I'm

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<v Speaker 2>I guess I'm lying because I've only seen the Hobbs

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<v Speaker 2>and Shown, which I think people hate. I think, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>And then I saw the first one, which I will

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<v Speaker 2>say is a bad movie. And now the Car and

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<v Speaker 2>Fast and Furious community is gonna come after me. They're

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<v Speaker 2>not for me, not my cup of tea. I think

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<v Speaker 2>it's a curse.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, if it's coming after you, it's coming up to

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<v Speaker 4>me too, because I think it's a curse.

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<v Speaker 3>I think it's a curse to me and to others.

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<v Speaker 3>That movie's got to be like that.

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<v Speaker 4>Once we passed like four or five of them. Now

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<v Speaker 4>I was like, now every now it's kind of got

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<v Speaker 4>to be like that. And that's what a curse is.

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<v Speaker 4>It's things repeating over and over and over again, and

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<v Speaker 4>it's being stuck in the same sin inescapable, inescapable, And

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<v Speaker 4>I think that and I am mixing it up with

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<v Speaker 4>the Transformers franchise. Oh yeah, that's worse, same shit, I think,

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<v Speaker 4>same curse, different machine. One's family on Robots. I do

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<v Speaker 4>love a family story.

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<v Speaker 3>I love an ensemble movie.

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<v Speaker 2>We'd love to see everyone getting along.

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<v Speaker 4>But I think this is a curse because it's the

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<v Speaker 4>kind of the same thing. It's kind of putting audiences

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<v Speaker 4>on the same like male let's drive fast thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, this is the other thing. I'll say, fast and

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<v Speaker 2>furious is a curse because you know, every man that

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<v Speaker 2>goes to see those movies, as he's driving out of

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<v Speaker 2>the parking lot of the movie theater is going a

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<v Speaker 2>little bit too fast. He's thinking, I'm in the movie now. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>he's blasting his music. Yes he thinks I'm Hobbes. Truly.

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<v Speaker 4>I think every time you see someone like be a

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<v Speaker 4>little dickish on the.

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<v Speaker 2>Road, they're thinking, look at me.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm sure they're like listening to like a flow Rita

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<v Speaker 4>song in there.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes exactly, I gotta go.

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<v Speaker 4>And like that's really fun and good escapism, And I

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<v Speaker 4>get it, and I do that with other shit in

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<v Speaker 4>my life, but not on the road.

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<v Speaker 2>Boys, No, keep it off the road. Keep it off

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<v Speaker 2>the highways is.

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<v Speaker 3>They're a girl boss, fast and furious. Oh like a

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<v Speaker 3>foal where it was like sheesus daughter.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh interesting, interesting that all was there? Who did Ocean's eight? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>get them on this Fast and the Furious girl boss?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, fast in the furious, curly hair. That was so bad.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm hitting such a massive wall. I'm becoming a bad time.

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<v Speaker 2>Next, what's the answer.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, turn it's a gift.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a gift.

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<v Speaker 5>It unites so many different kinds of people. I've met

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<v Speaker 5>the most random people who happen to love this franchise.

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<v Speaker 5>They're so little that brings us together. And you know what,

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<v Speaker 5>isn't family always a gift? Let's be let's be real.

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<v Speaker 2>No, watch any movie about Thanksgiving.

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<v Speaker 3>It's awful. It's a trap, a curse and.

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<v Speaker 2>Bad on a Lisa. I wish this window could like

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<v Speaker 2>darken and I could push a tint so I didn't

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<v Speaker 2>have to even look at you.

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<v Speaker 5>You're gonna have to stare directly into my eyes when

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<v Speaker 5>I tell you the Fast and the Furious franchise a gift.

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<v Speaker 2>If you wouldn't mind an editing, just remove you saying

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<v Speaker 2>it's a gift and say it's a curse. You can

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<v Speaker 2>use my voice. Curse curse, curse, curse, curse, curse.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh.

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<v Speaker 4>This is Analise's clean audio saying it's a curse. Beep

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<v Speaker 4>beep put in like a car run engine, yeah, revving.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh men screaming and fighting with each other. Okay, Well

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<v Speaker 2>Anally's unfortunately is out of control and wrong. Uh. But

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<v Speaker 2>and we were correct this time. Thank you, Analis And uh.

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<v Speaker 2>This is the final segment of the podcast. It's called

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<v Speaker 2>I said no emails. People right into I said no

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<v Speaker 2>gifts at gmail dot com. They'll send their voicemails. They'll

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<v Speaker 2>send emails. They're begging for questions. We hope me answer

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<v Speaker 2>a question. Okay, this first one. Uh, actually, let's do that.

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<v Speaker 2>I got a quick one. This is from a Patreon Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>It's from a listener named Rick. What is your favorite

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<v Speaker 2>nineteen nineties TV show? I think this is a nice

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<v Speaker 2>quick answer. One oh.

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<v Speaker 3>Seventh Heaven.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I never saw it.

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<v Speaker 3>I really love it. It's so weird.

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<v Speaker 2>And is this, I hate to say it, the one

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<v Speaker 2>where the guy ended up being a.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh no, really the main actor I don't know, probably

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<v Speaker 4>name of nineteen nineties show that wasn't I'm not normalized you.

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<v Speaker 3>Know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 2>I need to see Seventh Heaven. I bet I would

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<v Speaker 2>love that.

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<v Speaker 4>Now, I don't think you need to but on the

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<v Speaker 4>same lines as you need to see The Raccoon.

1:18:20.640 --> 1:18:23.000
<v Speaker 2>Now, don't put those two in the same category. But

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<v Speaker 2>I bet I would love Seventh Heaven. This feels like

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<v Speaker 2>it would be a weird show to watch.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it was so weird, And I think it has

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<v Speaker 4>a funny memory in my heart because my mom used

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<v Speaker 4>to use it as like a teaching mechanism for me.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh real, like anytime, like the daughter in the show

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<v Speaker 4>would lie to her mom, and mom would be in

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<v Speaker 4>the other room, like.

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<v Speaker 3>You see, that's not good. She's lying. That's not that good,

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<v Speaker 3>don't you think that? And it worked every time for me.

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<v Speaker 2>So I think that's a great answer. It's a great

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<v Speaker 2>classic piece of sperience. I mean, my sincere answer is

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<v Speaker 2>probably Strangers with Candy. I think Strangers with Candy is

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<v Speaker 2>probably number one. But I feel like there's a bunch

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<v Speaker 2>of ties. It's like that. I love New Radio, I

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<v Speaker 2>love Futurama. There are a bunch of great shows, of

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<v Speaker 2>course from that decade, all kinds of wonderful programs.

1:19:09.680 --> 1:19:11.960
<v Speaker 4>I don't know if cat Dog on Cartoon Network was

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<v Speaker 4>the two thousands. That feels two thousands, right that came

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<v Speaker 4>to mind for some right.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll count it. Okay. Now let's answer a problem real

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<v Speaker 2>quick here. This is dearest bridget okay. And I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know if that was on purpose or autocorrect or whatever,

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<v Speaker 2>but I'm insulted either way and shameful guest. My step

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<v Speaker 2>mom was at my house before going on a vacation

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<v Speaker 2>and asked if I had any good books she could borrow,

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<v Speaker 2>and said she promises she'd give it back. It's been

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<v Speaker 2>over a year and she hasn't returned to the book.

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<v Speaker 2>I asked her if she ever finished it, and she

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<v Speaker 2>said she accidentally left it on the plane and that

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<v Speaker 2>she'd get me a replacement copy. That was months ago.

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<v Speaker 2>I want my book back because I really liked the book,

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<v Speaker 2>and it's the principle of it all. How do I

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<v Speaker 2>get her to get my book? Many thanks? And that's casey,

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<v Speaker 2>step mom trouble.

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<v Speaker 3>How do you get your book back?

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<v Speaker 2>How do you get the book back?

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<v Speaker 3>So she said she would replace it, and she has not.

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<v Speaker 2>And she left it on the plane. She would get

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<v Speaker 2>it back, come hell or high water, and it hasn't

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<v Speaker 2>come back to her yet, So how do you? I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>my mind immediately goes to the ultimate lender of books

1:20:20.280 --> 1:20:23.920
<v Speaker 2>is the library. Yes, what happens when you don't return

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<v Speaker 2>the book to the library, they start to find you. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>when you don't pay the fine, what happens They call collections.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't know that.

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<v Speaker 2>That may or may not be true, but that's where

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<v Speaker 2>my mind goes.

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<v Speaker 4>I still have a UCLA book that I have from

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<v Speaker 4>going there destroying email recently, and I was like, what

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<v Speaker 4>do you have on me?

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<v Speaker 2>Your credit is negative fifty?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh give me a bad grade five years later, six

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<v Speaker 3>years later.

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<v Speaker 2>So I mean, now you know, when I think library

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<v Speaker 2>calling collections on you, maybe the repo man is now

1:20:54.040 --> 1:20:57.760
<v Speaker 2>driving away in your car. Yeah why not? Why not

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<v Speaker 2>you care? Yes? Stepmom?

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<v Speaker 3>Stepmom? So sorry?

1:21:02.240 --> 1:21:04.320
<v Speaker 2>Or your mother in law? You just have that sense

1:21:04.320 --> 1:21:06.040
<v Speaker 2>of play we're all talking about. That's all about.

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<v Speaker 3>I heard her leaving it on the plane. I went,

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<v Speaker 3>that's a mother in.

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<v Speaker 2>Law, that's a real mother, and that's got it.

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<v Speaker 3>Got it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I don't know how you call collections on somebody,

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<v Speaker 2>or if that's something you have to do through official channels,

1:21:17.320 --> 1:21:19.920
<v Speaker 2>or if you just fill out a report, but to

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<v Speaker 2>destroy this woman's credit and maybe have her car repode

1:21:24.760 --> 1:21:28.880
<v Speaker 2>or yeah TV taken take to Reddit, take to Reddit.

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<v Speaker 2>There we go kind of just docs air complete.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know what you do in a way that's

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<v Speaker 3>like get.

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<v Speaker 2>How many times do I have to ask you?

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<v Speaker 3>Like for Christmas? Do you get her the book again?

1:21:45.320 --> 1:21:46.799
<v Speaker 2>Oh?

1:21:46.840 --> 1:21:48.680
<v Speaker 3>And go? Now, make this right, give it to me.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not a bad idea. But then you pay for it.

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<v Speaker 4>I know, and that's not the right thing. But then

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<v Speaker 4>do you get the satisfaction of seeing her know that

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<v Speaker 4>she messed up and you paid for it and fixed

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<v Speaker 4>her problem.

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<v Speaker 3>But you're right, it's the principle of.

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<v Speaker 2>It, principle of it, and this person's out of control

1:22:07.720 --> 1:22:13.559
<v Speaker 2>and irresponsible. I you know, Ultimately, I think the most

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<v Speaker 2>you can do is take some money from her wallet

1:22:17.720 --> 1:22:20.599
<v Speaker 2>and just and then buy yourself the book. Treat yourself

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<v Speaker 2>with the fifty dollars you took out a stepmom's wallet.

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<v Speaker 3>Go into her wallet. But it's your money.

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<v Speaker 2>It is your money.

1:22:29.120 --> 1:22:31.800
<v Speaker 3>Find out however much that book is goes for right now?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, okay, And whatever money she's holding that is that amount,

1:22:35.880 --> 1:22:36.960
<v Speaker 4>that's your money.

1:22:37.040 --> 1:22:39.439
<v Speaker 2>And maybe a little money for ice cream, a little

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<v Speaker 2>something for the drive home.

1:22:42.240 --> 1:22:44.280
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I get something for the drive home.

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<v Speaker 2>And then the step mom will hopefully learn her lesson.

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<v Speaker 2>If she doesn't, Dad can divorce her. He's done it before,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll do it again. That's all I'm saying. Well, Casey,

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<v Speaker 2>there you got the perfect answer. Don't write back in Wow,

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<v Speaker 2>Well we've got this gorgeous cake. I have these beautiful paintings.

1:23:06.720 --> 1:23:08.599
<v Speaker 2>I'm so thrilled about them. I'm so thrulled that you're

1:23:08.600 --> 1:23:11.479
<v Speaker 2>coming out into the light. You're bringing your hobby into

1:23:11.479 --> 1:23:15.479
<v Speaker 2>the light. I think that's a genuinely terrifying thing to do. Yeah,

1:23:15.520 --> 1:23:17.320
<v Speaker 2>if I had ever done any if I had any

1:23:17.360 --> 1:23:19.280
<v Speaker 2>skill or hobby that I was able to present to

1:23:19.320 --> 1:23:21.880
<v Speaker 2>other people, I just couldn't do it.

1:23:22.040 --> 1:23:24.000
<v Speaker 3>Especially when you want it to be private.

1:23:24.439 --> 1:23:26.240
<v Speaker 2>Yes, when you want it to be a deeply private

1:23:26.280 --> 1:23:28.560
<v Speaker 2>affair and then you blow it out publicly.

1:23:28.200 --> 1:23:29.519
<v Speaker 3>Then it feels weird to throw it away.

1:23:29.800 --> 1:23:33.000
<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, And it feels weird to genuinely give to someone, right,

1:23:33.080 --> 1:23:33.799
<v Speaker 4>So why.

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<v Speaker 2>Not genuinely giving a piece of your art to somebody

1:23:36.080 --> 1:23:38.680
<v Speaker 2>that seems that's like writing a song about somebody.

1:23:38.280 --> 1:23:39.760
<v Speaker 3>That's like a self portrait, a little bit.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's a little What are you doing now? Our

1:23:41.960 --> 1:23:47.759
<v Speaker 2>relationship is what? Wait you think for that? Good of friends?

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<v Speaker 4>Someone painted my face and their face together and gave

1:23:51.880 --> 1:23:56.200
<v Speaker 4>it to me once and true. Yeah, an old boyfriend.

1:23:56.560 --> 1:24:01.880
<v Speaker 3>Oh it's over, it's done, walk it up.

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<v Speaker 2>No, thank you, noodank.

1:24:05.479 --> 1:24:07.559
<v Speaker 3>You and I looked ugly in it.

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<v Speaker 4>At least give me big and knockers.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I've had a wonderful time with you.

1:24:16.920 --> 1:24:18.479
<v Speaker 3>Thank you for having me. I'm sorry about this.

1:24:19.000 --> 1:24:22.679
<v Speaker 2>Thank you for the apology. Listener, The podcast is over.

1:24:23.760 --> 1:24:26.759
<v Speaker 2>If you have some cake, do with that what you want.

1:24:27.000 --> 1:24:29.840
<v Speaker 2>Go do something nice for yourself, get your dad to

1:24:29.880 --> 1:24:33.800
<v Speaker 2>divorce your step mom. I don't know. The podcast is over.

1:24:33.880 --> 1:24:41.880
<v Speaker 2>I love you, goodbye. I said No Gifts is an

1:24:41.920 --> 1:24:46.360
<v Speaker 2>exactly right production. Our senior producer is on Alisa Nelson,

1:24:46.479 --> 1:24:50.240
<v Speaker 2>and our episodes are beautifully mixed by Ben Tolliday. The

1:24:50.240 --> 1:24:53.640
<v Speaker 2>theme song is by miracle worker Amy Mann, and we

1:24:53.680 --> 1:24:57.200
<v Speaker 2>couldn't do it without our booker, Patrick Cottner. You must

1:24:57.240 --> 1:24:59.840
<v Speaker 2>follow the show on Instagram at I said No Gifts,

1:25:00.000 --> 1:25:01.719
<v Speaker 2>that's where you're going to see pictures of all these

1:25:01.760 --> 1:25:04.479
<v Speaker 2>wonderful gifts I'm getting. And don't you want to see

1:25:04.479 --> 1:25:05.040
<v Speaker 2>the gifts.

1:25:05.880 --> 1:25:08.120
<v Speaker 3>But I invited you, hear.

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<v Speaker 1>Thought. I made myself perfectly clear.

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<v Speaker 3>But you're a.

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<v Speaker 2>Guess to my home.

1:25:18.320 --> 1:25:24.560
<v Speaker 1>You gotta come to me empty, and I said, no guests.

1:25:24.680 --> 1:25:31.640
<v Speaker 1>Your own presences presents enough. I already had too much stuff,

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<v Speaker 1>So how did you dare to surbey me?