Speaker 1: But I invited you here, thought I made myself perfectly clear.
Speaker 2: When you're a guest to my home.
Speaker 1: You gotta come to me empty. And I said, no, guests,
Speaker 1: your own presences presents enough. I already had too much stuff.
Speaker 1: So how did you dare to surbey me?
Speaker 2: Welcome to Why I said no gifts? Why did I
Speaker 2: go so long? That's fine, I can do that. You know,
Speaker 2: occasionally you have to build up suspense, and that's what
Speaker 2: that was the big attempt on my part. I'm trying
Speaker 2: to make this a more tense show, make it more thrilling,
Speaker 2: have your heart pounding throughout. So I hope that set
Speaker 2: you off, and now you're in a bad mood the
Speaker 2: rest of the time. Ah, I'm Bridger Winecker. This is
Speaker 2: I said, no gifts, we're here. What's going on? You know?
Speaker 2: I was just absolutely boiling over with anxiety all morning,
Speaker 2: and so I got myself a coffee and we'll see
Speaker 2: where this leads. Yeah, what's happening. I'm still watching Little
Speaker 2: House on the Prairie. We're watching that in my home.
Speaker 2: I've got a big episode to recommend. It's called The Raccoon.
Speaker 2: If I cannot recommend an episode of television more than
Speaker 2: The Raccoon on Little House on Prairie. If you want
Speaker 2: an hour of television where you the entire time are
Speaker 2: afraid a little girls can get her face ripped off,
Speaker 2: this is the episode of TV for you. You've got
Speaker 2: to see this thing. You don't have to watch the
Speaker 2: rest of it. I recommend it. I'm having a great time,
Speaker 2: but this thing unlike any piece of recorded media I
Speaker 2: have ever seen. The work that the raccoon is doing,
Speaker 2: the danger that every living being is in on this
Speaker 2: episode is It's unlike anything I've ever seen or experience.
Speaker 2: So get into it. What else is going on Summer
Speaker 2: By the time this is released, I think summer will
Speaker 2: basically be here June. Summer's happening. School's out. What happens
Speaker 2: in the summer. We're going to the beach, We're roller skating.
Speaker 2: I'll be come September, I'll be in the eighth grade.
Speaker 2: So there's that. Patreon is still happening. We always have
Speaker 2: to remind you Patreon go to patreon dot com. Slash
Speaker 2: I said, no gifts. We're recording exclusive episodes in the backyard.
Speaker 2: We're having the time of our life. We're also doing
Speaker 2: bonus episodes weekly where I recap Secret Lives of Mormon Wives,
Speaker 2: which is potentially the most important podcast currently on the internet.
Speaker 2: I may have posted a picture without a shirt on
Speaker 2: you know, there's all sorts of erotic things happening on
Speaker 2: the Patreon not really, don't get your hoax up, but
Speaker 2: go over there. Support the podcast, do what you will.
Speaker 2: Thank you to everyone that's already doing it. And if
Speaker 2: you haven't already done it, I'll look the other way. Okay,
Speaker 2: is there anything else I'm looking at my business that
Speaker 2: I need to talk about. I tried listening to a
Speaker 2: sleeping podcast last night when I woke up at two am.
Speaker 2: It was too engaging. Yeah, it was too coherent. I
Speaker 2: was able to just follow along. And that's not a
Speaker 2: good sleeping podcast because then I just am listening. I
Speaker 2: won't even mention what it was called. I don't want
Speaker 2: to give them any business. Oh is there anything No,
Speaker 2: I've gone on too long. We have to get into
Speaker 2: the episode. I adore today's guest. Everyone adores today's guest.
Speaker 2: It's Angela Giritana. Angela.
Speaker 3: I'm obsessed with you. I've been holding my tongue over here.
Speaker 3: What's the raccoon? Oh?
Speaker 2: My god, have you ever seen any Little House on
Speaker 2: the Prairie?
Speaker 4: Okay, I used to, And I honestly can't believe you're
Speaker 4: rewatching it because I saw that there's a reboot.
Speaker 2: There's a new one. And I not to brag, I
Speaker 2: started watching it before I knew there was a reboot.
Speaker 2: It just kind of just, you know, something spoke to me.
Speaker 2: A quiet voice came to me and said, the reboot's coming.
Speaker 2: Get ready before the reboot ruins the franchise. Yes, you
Speaker 2: get into it. So I've now watched probably.
Speaker 3: Twelve episodes and The Raccoon.
Speaker 2: The Raccoon episode it is called the Raccoon, and it
Speaker 2: starts with Laura Angeles Wilder her, uh is that the name?
Speaker 2: Oh god, now I'm a fraud.
Speaker 3: Her origin of the raccoon's name racoon Jasper? Is it
Speaker 3: a pet?
Speaker 2: It becomes a pet, and then it becomes I don't
Speaker 2: want to give away too much.
Speaker 3: Just watch it.
Speaker 2: There may be some betrayal, there may be some heartbreak,
Speaker 2: there may be rabies, and there might also be a
Speaker 2: big surprise. There's it's got it all and this is
Speaker 2: all happening in the early seventies, and the Raccoon is
Speaker 2: let's be very clear, a real raccoon the entire time
Speaker 2: shut up, and the little girl is holding it close
Speaker 2: to her face. They've got the raccoon chasing chickens, They've
Speaker 2: got the raccoon fighting with a dog.
Speaker 3: How'd they get all that?
Speaker 2: They just threw the raccoon in front of all of
Speaker 2: these things and said, go for it. I guess, but
Speaker 2: I think it's like a partially trained raccoon must have been.
Speaker 2: But it's also well, maybe they're using so many raccoons.
Speaker 2: This This is where I'm always a rube, where I'm like, well,
Speaker 2: that certainly is just one raccoon.
Speaker 3: There's like three on standby.
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course, and one of them I think is
Speaker 2: a wild raccoon, because how else do you get to
Speaker 2: chase to chase the chickens.
Speaker 3: One hundred percent, you need one that's like.
Speaker 2: A like that's ready to kill a chicken.
Speaker 3: And that can't be the one that baby the kids holding.
Speaker 2: No, because then it would have ripped the kid's face off.
Speaker 3: We need behind the scenes.
Speaker 2: Oh, I would love nothing more than behind the scenes
Speaker 2: of the raccoon.
Speaker 3: Well, that's a sneeze. I think it's because we're talking
Speaker 3: about a raccoon.
Speaker 2: You're allergic that.
Speaker 4: You know it's gone because I brought attention to him.
Speaker 2: But it's a must must must see. Uh, the rest
Speaker 2: of the series also, I must see, But this one
Speaker 2: is a good starting point.
Speaker 3: Are they each like Little Bottle Neck episode?
Speaker 2: There? There? Everything's pretty individual. They don't really flow into
Speaker 2: each other as much. You know, you learn of new
Speaker 2: characters as each Epichoes episode goes by, and those characters
Speaker 2: will show up. Yeah, but there's one character in particular
Speaker 2: named Nelly Olsen, who's the little girl. Look the rich girl.
Speaker 3: He ring, Oh, the little rich girl.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and she's an outstanding character, and I can't imagine
Speaker 2: they're gonna nail her with the reboot. It's a big
Speaker 2: challenge and they're not going to do the raccoon. There's
Speaker 2: no way they're bringing a real raccoon into the new series.
Speaker 2: It'll be a CGI raccoon.
Speaker 3: It'll be an AI ra that sucks. That sucks.
Speaker 2: Machine learning brings raccoon into Netflix. Yeah, So we'll see
Speaker 2: how the news then maybe it'll be great.
Speaker 3: You know, I can't wait.
Speaker 2: I don't know what's going on with you.
Speaker 4: I I first of all, the Sleeping podcast, I've been
Speaker 4: thinking about trying to get into those because I need
Speaker 4: sound on when I sleep.
Speaker 3: Do you need do you need something?
Speaker 2: I don't?
Speaker 3: Usually you're one of those good ones.
Speaker 2: I'm one of the good ones. I'm one of the angels,
Speaker 2: one of the.
Speaker 4: Angels that like your mom like probably like I don't know,
Speaker 4: like whoever puts you to bed, like let you sit
Speaker 4: in the silence. I had shit blasting like what anything.
Speaker 4: It was like all like white noise growing up like
Speaker 4: or just like anything. I don't know why, but my
Speaker 4: mom was like it can't be.
Speaker 2: Quiet, say yeah her sleep.
Speaker 3: Yeah, or maybe she just was watching TV.
Speaker 4: So me and my brother, but it was like we
Speaker 4: were never going to bed without the TV.
Speaker 2: Oh that sounds incredible.
Speaker 3: I know, but it me now like I cannot.
Speaker 2: Go to sleep, So what are you putting on now?
Speaker 3: So here's the thing is I've been okay.
Speaker 4: So here's the bridger is if it's too if it's
Speaker 4: too exciting, it's not happening, of course, But then if
Speaker 4: I watch, like I have to watch something I just watched.
Speaker 2: Oh interesting, like within the last day.
Speaker 4: Almost like I was going to like I was doing
Speaker 4: like Sex in the City episodes, but these are still
Speaker 4: like literally fall asleep talk listen to her talk or
Speaker 4: like Seinfeld. But then I was still like, oh, I
Speaker 4: don't actually want to see what happens. Yeah, of course
Speaker 4: I want to see if they find their car in
Speaker 4: the parking. And then like it wasn't working. So now
Speaker 4: I'm like dark documentaries is what puts me to sleep,
Speaker 4: such as like the Karen Reid doc that's on that's
Speaker 4: happening right now about her retrial.
Speaker 2: It's just Karen Reid.
Speaker 4: She's being framed for the murder of a police officer.
Speaker 3: Oh, Karen, and I'm going to sleep to that.
Speaker 4: I don't know what it is, but it needs to
Speaker 4: be like, it can't be comedy. It has to be
Speaker 4: like dark, like a dark Kate Winslet drama. Oh sure, sure,
Speaker 4: I'm right to sleep.
Speaker 2: I mean, what's the Pennsylvania one? She she's Mayvistown.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that's a lullabytom Me literally a woman smoking
Speaker 4: like monotone, being like I've had this case for fifteen years.
Speaker 2: You can smell the stale coffee. And did you finish
Speaker 2: that series?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I loved it until we found out what who the
Speaker 2: murder Frome was. It was like the teen Bowl was
Speaker 2: the teen boy. I mean, we really gave that away.
Speaker 2: So my apologize to everybody.
Speaker 4: Major spoiler for an old HBO Max shew Mayrave's down.
Speaker 2: You should have seen it. It was excellent. She was great.
Speaker 4: I forgot that. You thought at the end, you're like,
Speaker 4: finally we learned who the murder was, and then was
Speaker 4: like no.
Speaker 2: Actually yeah, it was like this whole thing was like,
Speaker 2: oh it's him. Oh no, it's him covering up for him.
Speaker 2: For a minute, it was just like, okay.
Speaker 3: All right, guys, we're done. Call it.
Speaker 2: Don't drag me through the teen boys drama.
Speaker 3: I don't want to go to this school. Well, now
Speaker 3: I feel bad.
Speaker 2: I just wanted it to be a villainous adult.
Speaker 3: I just wanted to be a stupid white man.
Speaker 2: Send him to the chair, yes, by.
Speaker 4: And now we're like looking at this kid playing basketball
Speaker 4: and you're like, he's misunderstood.
Speaker 2: Yes, he wasn't raised properly. He was raised in an
Speaker 2: atmosphere that led to this horrible consequence. And now we
Speaker 2: all have to look at ourselves.
Speaker 4: Yes, and now I have to put my phone down. Yeah,
Speaker 4: because maybe it was tech.
Speaker 3: That ruined this.
Speaker 2: It probably was tech. Did you watch the other show,
Speaker 2: the new thing on Netflix. Ah, the one take, one
Speaker 2: take Wonder. That's the show.
Speaker 3: It's a one take Wonder adolescent.
Speaker 4: I like one shots when it's like Broadway and they're like,
Speaker 4: like how it's it's like follow Jimmy Fallon through the
Speaker 4: dressing room.
Speaker 3: This not that.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no no, it's suffocating. Yeah. I wasn't able
Speaker 2: to finish it because you know, I was impressed. I thought, Wow,
Speaker 2: the drama whatever, bah blah blah. I'm just too impressive
Speaker 2: as dazzled. I'm sitting there watching this. I'm dazzled. I
Speaker 2: don't think that's a feeling you watched it off.
Speaker 3: I'm too dazzled.
Speaker 2: This is way too glamorous. No, it became very depressing.
Speaker 2: And also it's weird when they're doing these. First of all,
Speaker 2: I'm not impressed. I'm not that impressed at this point
Speaker 2: in time, or I don't care. I truly don't care
Speaker 2: about the one shot, the one take. We have too
Speaker 2: much technology to make it easy, first of all. Second
Speaker 2: of all, I'm annoyed on the behalf of everyone having
Speaker 2: to do it.
Speaker 3: You're so right, like, I'm not going to be impressed
Speaker 3: by the drone.
Speaker 4: That's flying over cares. I want to be impressed by
Speaker 4: the human body.
Speaker 2: Yes, show me more of the human body.
Speaker 4: I want someone to like hold a camera like you know,
Speaker 4: like shots of like a cameraman like running on their
Speaker 4: body and they're like that's.
Speaker 2: Stuff all, like which is happening? I guess during this
Speaker 2: thing because there's one guy, but it's I'm just annoyed
Speaker 2: on the behalf of everyone. It's like there was too
Speaker 2: much planning. Is it worth it? Is it worth it?
Speaker 3: It's you're right. I like it if it's like people
Speaker 3: dancing in feathers.
Speaker 4: There we go moment like like like like how.
Speaker 3: Theatrical this is?
Speaker 4: It's happening one time, but like a sad detective being like.
Speaker 2: Who cares truly unless somebody's dancing, unless there's a full
Speaker 2: choreograph number, just let's do several different takes.
Speaker 4: We had like a choreograph like earthquake, drill, come on,
Speaker 4: And that was the closest we got to an ensemble
Speaker 4: was the kids.
Speaker 2: No, cut to a different shot, cut to a different shot.
Speaker 2: I don't I don't know. I don't need the long take.
Speaker 2: I don't need the stress of being like, well, what
Speaker 2: if they don't nail their line.
Speaker 3: Honestly, it's like, just cut, I won't even notice.
Speaker 2: No one cares. It's for the buzz.
Speaker 3: For that one Instagram realized all and they.
Speaker 2: Go, this is how we did it. Okay, well that
Speaker 2: was good?
Speaker 3: The show is it?
Speaker 2: The show stinks?
Speaker 3: I'll watch the BTS. I'll watch the Citicam guy'd be like,
Speaker 3: I need a water.
Speaker 2: This is a You should never be more interested in
Speaker 2: the BTS. Boom, there we go. I think we've really
Speaker 2: boiled this down.
Speaker 4: You're ever making something and you're like, is it more
Speaker 4: interesting to see how I made.
Speaker 2: This than depends on you have failed? Go back to
Speaker 2: the drawing board and make the show more interesting. I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: I'll say it. I've said it before, I'll say it again.
Speaker 3: Can people if you didn't finish it, well, you.
Speaker 2: Know, you find out kind of it's just like, oh, right,
Speaker 2: is things are horrible?
Speaker 3: Even if something's bad, I gotta finish it, you do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've this is in the last few years. I
Speaker 2: finally just said to myself, you don't have to. You're
Speaker 2: halfway through that book and you you've hated every moment
Speaker 2: of it. Powerful stop just stop, what are you going
Speaker 2: to get.
Speaker 4: Because it's always I think it's especially when I'm taking
Speaker 4: some type of media that's got a lot of buzz.
Speaker 4: I'm like, I have to stay because it's some fucking moment.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go now, I get.
Speaker 2: The bus right right, and then you'll be part of
Speaker 2: the conversation. Yeah, and you'll be able to speak to it,
Speaker 2: whereas I just have to kind of step back and say,
Speaker 2: everybody else, everybody else, have your fun. Ye oh, once
Speaker 2: again I'm on the outside looking in.
Speaker 3: Well, you know what, I'm actually full you guys, you guys,
Speaker 3: dig in.
Speaker 2: What's the worst thing you've watched or consumed? All the
Speaker 2: way through? Describing like that won't get you in trouble.
Speaker 4: No, one hundred percent. Let me think, Well, I like
Speaker 4: watching bad TV. Sure, Like I like I'm a reality TV.
Speaker 2: Oh right, of course.
Speaker 4: And I don't know if that's a response because TV's
Speaker 4: gotten too good, right right, But I actually don't want
Speaker 4: a lot of twists and turns. I want to watch
Speaker 4: like menopausal women yell that actually is like heavy?
Speaker 2: Oh that feels great? Are you kidding me?
Speaker 4: Like for some reason, I don't know what happened, but
Speaker 4: like I was like, I actually don't want to watch
Speaker 4: comedy anymore.
Speaker 3: Oh, I want to watch like real shit.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, even.
Speaker 4: If it's like like the vander Pump Cast just getting drunk.
Speaker 4: Like I don't know why it makes me feel sad
Speaker 4: because I like, I'm a comedian and I love comedy.
Speaker 3: That's okay, but I don't want to watch something that's.
Speaker 4: Like, Wow, that was the best joke, Wow, what a
Speaker 4: what a series, what a cast?
Speaker 3: I actually that now makes me go, I don't know
Speaker 3: why it's actually so sad.
Speaker 2: No, I think that that's a common thing among people
Speaker 2: in comedy. You kind of are just like, I think
Speaker 2: you're ruined it for yourself, and then I think at
Speaker 2: some point you know too much and you've experienced too
Speaker 2: much of it where you like it's like, uh, it's
Speaker 2: a tolerance.
Speaker 4: Yeah, or in my case, I don't know too much.
Speaker 4: Just is like watching so it's like, Wow, it's a
Speaker 4: lot of magic. Wow, they're amazing, And I honestly, I
Speaker 4: actually like it's so exciting to watch someone be funny
Speaker 4: when they don't know it, Like all these women and
Speaker 4: they have no.
Speaker 2: Fucking some of the funniest people alive on these reality shows.
Speaker 4: And they're just it's like a cheetah out of the cage.
Speaker 4: Just let it run and it's crazy. Yes, I'll watch
Speaker 4: that forever.
Speaker 2: Is vander Pump your favorite?
Speaker 3: No, I'd say Real Housewives of York New.
Speaker 2: York canceled, canceled, say goodbye.
Speaker 3: It's because they it's well, I've canceled Seinfeld too.
Speaker 4: If we took away Jerry and Elaane and we brought
Speaker 4: in I don't fucking know.
Speaker 3: Some other ladies, not.
Speaker 2: Even not even who are the Jerry and Elane of
Speaker 2: U N y C. I mean Bethany okay, okay, of course.
Speaker 3: To watch her forever. And Sonya Morgan.
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't know, Sonya Morgan.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, get ready, I'm gonna send you Sony
Speaker 4: stupid videos please. Just a woman, just you know, just
Speaker 4: a woman in madness, spind out.
Speaker 2: What So did they just go their own way or yeah?
Speaker 3: I think I mean at some point they get bigger
Speaker 3: than the show.
Speaker 2: Of course, right, yeah, and then they are focus.
Speaker 4: My theory is they all get the same lawyer, so
Speaker 4: that they all know what's on each other's contract.
Speaker 2: Oh right, the one most unprofessional lawyer possible. It's not
Speaker 2: keeping anything to.
Speaker 3: A Yes, it's like I Snapchad you pictures of it.
Speaker 3: We have no paper trail. That's what I think.
Speaker 4: Happened with the Jersey shortcast because I also love Jersey.
Speaker 3: That's a bad show that Jersey.
Speaker 2: Sure did they try to reboot it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're currently still in their reboot face.
Speaker 2: And they're airing the reboot Yeah. And the original cast yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh that's kind.
Speaker 3: And they're like married and sober and interesting.
Speaker 2: Any the opposite of what that show is a library.
Speaker 4: I know, they're like, look, Ronnie, he's got his whole
Speaker 4: life together, his wife. It's like, no, I want to
Speaker 4: see Ronnie like get wasted and like down a cinnamon
Speaker 4: roll in one bite.
Speaker 2: I want to be everyone to be on the edge
Speaker 2: of death, yes, just like someone could die.
Speaker 3: On camera in the early two thousands.
Speaker 2: In the early two thousands.
Speaker 3: That's a period.
Speaker 4: Yes, so I'd say that, sorry to be long wounded.
Speaker 4: I'm drinking way too much coffee. I also had an
Speaker 4: anxious morning and drinking a lot of Oh god.
Speaker 2: You're we're all just spiraling here, spinning out in the
Speaker 2: biggest possible way.
Speaker 3: And why does anxiety make you tired? So then you
Speaker 3: want coffee? Yeah, makes you even worse.
Speaker 2: It's a very poisonous cycle. I don't I don't know
Speaker 2: what I'm supposed to do.
Speaker 3: Right, Am I supposed to sleep? Well, I can't.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not going to sleep. I'm gonna try to
Speaker 2: listen to a sleep podcast. It was about the history
Speaker 2: of time. I'll say that.
Speaker 3: It was the history.
Speaker 2: That's an interesting thing.
Speaker 3: I'm going to sleep already. Let me hear about it.
Speaker 2: Just the history of what clocks everything we're starting? Uh,
Speaker 2: you know Stonehenge? Oh, oh God, don't look at me.
Speaker 2: Look me in the eye and tell me you don't
Speaker 2: want to learn about Stonehenge and early sun dials.
Speaker 4: See, that makes me bored in a way that's not tired.
Speaker 4: I'm just bored and mad.
Speaker 2: Yeah. If I'm angry and I'm thinking about leaving a
Speaker 2: bad review, I'm writing a review in my head. I'm
Speaker 2: not going to sleep.
Speaker 5: Now.
Speaker 3: You're in a creative space, Yeah, I'm.
Speaker 2: In deeply creative space. I'm brainstorming. I'm riding down. You know,
Speaker 2: these little thoughts here and there.
Speaker 4: You're like, I would already too interesting.
Speaker 2: So stone Hedge, Wow, Yeah, it's uh, you know they
Speaker 2: have stone Hinge stone of a new nursery like a
Speaker 2: local nursery Stonehead. I'm opening a plant store near stone
Speaker 2: Henge called stone Hedge or that could be a hedge maze.
Speaker 4: I always thought it was Hedge.
Speaker 2: No, I'm second guessing myself, but I'm pretty sure stowed Henge, stowed.
Speaker 4: Hedge, Okay, a fun, fun bar, stud.
Speaker 2: Stud Hedge. And now we're so far removed from the
Speaker 2: name they do they know what Stonehenge is. Stowed Henge.
Speaker 2: That's like a luggage store or something, or or a
Speaker 2: storage facility. Oh yeah, stowed Hedge.
Speaker 3: Yeah, now I'm going too far.
Speaker 2: Um No, stone Hedge, Stonehenge, cheesez.
Speaker 3: You're yeah, we're kind about different.
Speaker 2: And I only got as far as early Egypt and
Speaker 2: their sun dials and.
Speaker 3: Was the voice sleepy.
Speaker 2: Kind of no more than you know, what have you
Speaker 2: ever heard in our time? That podcast? Yes, that level
Speaker 2: of sleep okay, but I could probably fall asleep to
Speaker 2: in our time better because they get into topics that
Speaker 2: become probably above my reading comprehension.
Speaker 3: Yes, and you're like, now I'm just barely hanging on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can barely understand what we're talking about. And
Speaker 2: it's like six British people with quiet, polite voice.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: You want to, like, chase your tail till you get tired.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, Like what are they talking about? Yes, that's
Speaker 2: what I need. I don't need elementary level history on
Speaker 2: time because I can keep up.
Speaker 4: Leave me in the dust, next one shot, next.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't want to keep talking about that because
Speaker 2: I don't want to give them any more press. No,
Speaker 2: I would give in our time more press. I think
Speaker 2: that's a good podcast. But there's something else I need
Speaker 2: to talk to you about. Yeah, sure need. I don't
Speaker 2: want obviously, the last thing I want to do is
Speaker 2: talk about this or bring it up. But I feel
Speaker 2: like it's unavoidable at this point. I was excited to
Speaker 2: have you here on the podcast.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was so excited.
Speaker 2: I thought, Angela is wonderful. How could anything possibly go wrong? Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's going to be a perfect, perfect record. And then
Speaker 2: I'll move on with my day. Angela will move on
Speaker 2: with her day. No bad feelings. Ah, So I was
Speaker 2: a little surprised you look. I look at you as
Speaker 2: a professional. I assume you kind of know how the
Speaker 2: industry works. You show up and do your job, and
Speaker 2: I do consider you being here a job.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you do what you're talking.
Speaker 2: The podcast is called I said, no gift. I think
Speaker 2: you're I would hope you know the title of the
Speaker 2: podcast you're coming to. I'm sure you've got emails, messages,
Speaker 2: so it's a little surprised when I heard you screech
Speaker 2: into the parking lot and I looked out the window
Speaker 2: and I saw you kind of trotting into the studio
Speaker 2: holding a what could not more clearly be a gift bag,
Speaker 2: this beautiful kind of brown paper bag. The podcast is
Speaker 2: called I said, no gifts. Sure, is this a gift
Speaker 2: for me?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I like a quiet confidence.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a gift for you.
Speaker 2: Bridger. Okay, Well, I don't know what to say. Should
Speaker 2: I open it here on the podcast? Should I save
Speaker 2: it for later? No?
Speaker 4: I think you should open it now.
Speaker 3: I listen.
Speaker 4: I'm Italian. I can't show up somewhere without something to
Speaker 4: give you people.
Speaker 3: It just feels wrong for me to not have something
Speaker 3: in my hand.
Speaker 2: And I can say you people because I'm in a
Speaker 2: relationship with an Italian. I have a free pass.
Speaker 3: You do you have you have a single path? Yeah,
Speaker 3: you could do that.
Speaker 2: I do it all the time at home. Why can't
Speaker 2: I bring it to the office doing it well? Should
Speaker 2: I open it here? Yeah, I think okay, let's reach
Speaker 2: into the have to reach in.
Speaker 3: Yes, that out Bridger. I'm so sorry, but it's blocking
Speaker 3: your face.
Speaker 2: That's okay. I'm in control here. I'm allowing this to
Speaker 2: block my face for a minute. My face can be blocked.
Speaker 2: Sometimes people are like, thank god, his face is being blocked.
Speaker 2: I can finally look right at the video rather the coding.
Speaker 3: Where he blocked his face, so you can watch it.
Speaker 2: We're leaving all of this in listener. If you're just
Speaker 2: listening now, you can tune in because there's a moment
Speaker 2: where you don't have to look at my face. Viewer,
Speaker 2: you're welcome that you don't have to look at my
Speaker 2: face for a minute. But now we're gonna pull us out.
Speaker 4: What I painted that you painted this?
Speaker 2: Why? Why am I? I'm not acting that surprised, of course.
Speaker 4: How can you find the human brushstroke? And that it
Speaker 4: looks like it's it's always.
Speaker 2: Busy, looks like you printed ko, this is gorgeous.
Speaker 4: I paint a lot, okay, and my paintings never see
Speaker 4: the light of day.
Speaker 2: How often are you painting a lot? Listener? If you're
Speaker 2: not watching, it's a painting of a kind of an
Speaker 2: orange little person in a pink boot, blue pant and
Speaker 2: pink shirt. Yeah, kind of a turtleneck, short sleeve.
Speaker 3: I cannot believe I brought this.
Speaker 2: To be honest, I'm thrilled you brought this.
Speaker 3: I okay.
Speaker 4: So I love painting, and I feel like everyone is
Speaker 4: so good about talking about their hobbies and I just
Speaker 4: am not because I think when people I'm like, oh
Speaker 4: I like to paint, people think oh, yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we can stick on this for a bit.
Speaker 4: Because this is yeah, people are like, oh.
Speaker 3: Like do you post your paints?
Speaker 4: And I'm like trying to bridge that gap, but I
Speaker 4: don't think anyone's expecting I'm making like balloon.
Speaker 3: People like what is this? Bridger?
Speaker 2: Like, I love this. It's got a distinct style to it.
Speaker 2: This is like somebody who this feels intentional? Do you
Speaker 2: know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4: So I recently moved and I've just been keeping all
Speaker 4: my paintings just in a big pile.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 4: So then when I moved, I was like, oh, maybe
Speaker 4: I hang up some of my old ones. And I
Speaker 4: was going through them and I was like, oh my god.
Speaker 3: There's nothing artistic, funny or anything about this?
Speaker 2: What are you talking well to you? I think that
Speaker 2: that's when somebody makes their own thing. That's I think
Speaker 2: that's a common feeling.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but not like this, maybe right, I don't know,
Speaker 4: but I'm trying to get out there more with my work.
Speaker 2: It's hard. I understand that feeling.
Speaker 4: But I don't want to believe in it, and I
Speaker 4: don't believe in.
Speaker 3: It, and I'm not doing that in a way like
Speaker 3: when I'm like, I'm.
Speaker 4: Too scared of how good I am. This is just
Speaker 4: a balloon man with uggs on.
Speaker 2: What was going through my brain.
Speaker 3: When I painted this? I don't know. It's usually when
Speaker 3: I watch Bravo at.
Speaker 2: The paint Oh this is how long have you been
Speaker 2: painting for?
Speaker 4: I mean when I was a kid, I used to
Speaker 4: like be like, I'm going to be a painter. And
Speaker 4: then I think it was during the pandemic, I like
Speaker 4: or no, it was like a couple boyfriends ago. For
Speaker 4: some reason, everyone buys me paints because I say that
Speaker 4: I love painting so much, but.
Speaker 2: Then I don't. Really that sounds kind of annoying.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so now I just have a lot of pain.
Speaker 3: Of course, that's my GID gifts. Just so.
Speaker 4: I got really into it during the pandemic when everyone
Speaker 4: was making bread, was making these little guys.
Speaker 2: And how many do you think you've made?
Speaker 4: I have so many, and I saved you and I
Speaker 4: didn't bring you one on a canvas.
Speaker 2: You did canvas?
Speaker 3: I have so many and those are bulky?
Speaker 2: How big are they?
Speaker 3: I have some that are really big, badger.
Speaker 4: I should have brought you a big, fat one.
Speaker 2: But you send me some pictures to share, Yeah, if
Speaker 2: you want.
Speaker 4: No, I think this is good because I went, how
Speaker 4: could I just get rid of these in a funny,
Speaker 4: good way?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 3: Why not bring it on a visual Yeah?
Speaker 2: It kind of horses it out into the world. Yeah,
Speaker 2: little therapeutic in a way.
Speaker 3: And it's kind of just like, yeah, so there's another
Speaker 3: one this.
Speaker 2: Okay, you're you turn on the TV and is it like, oh,
Speaker 2: I'm bored, I'm gonna start painting, or it is like
Speaker 2: setting up the what is this called.
Speaker 3: The no, I'm usually on the ground.
Speaker 2: Okay, you're on the ground over like a like a ground.
Speaker 2: I'm worried about your floor? Yeah, me too, nothing underneath
Speaker 2: paint on it? Okay, there is paint on it.
Speaker 3: But now I've been putting down you know, like a
Speaker 3: cardboard box.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, couldn't get an easel, could I don't even try.
Speaker 2: And easel feels like a bit of a an.
Speaker 4: Affect, right, And I'm like, could you imagine this on
Speaker 4: an ease?
Speaker 2: Sure?
Speaker 4: Because if I got an easel bridgel, then I have
Speaker 4: bridger then I'd have to paint.
Speaker 2: Well, well, no, I don't think so.
Speaker 3: Anyone that's stands.
Speaker 4: Anytime you see someone standing in front of an easel,
Speaker 4: you're like, oh, they know what they're doing.
Speaker 2: Yeah. If there's like a reveal from behind to the
Speaker 2: front of the easel and it's like a mass.
Speaker 3: It's exactly I want to do paint.
Speaker 4: I want to paint like a kid, is like getting
Speaker 4: busy work at Sunday school or something.
Speaker 2: I love that feeling. I love. Years ago, I had
Speaker 2: like a real craving to draw with crayons, and I
Speaker 2: went and bought a massive box of crayons, and then
Speaker 2: the feeling went away and they just stayed in my closet.
Speaker 2: But there was, I know, that feeling of like it's
Speaker 2: just satisfying. There's like, yeah, there's low pressure, the stakes
Speaker 2: are not that high. Yeah, and if it's a bad
Speaker 2: you can just throw it away.
Speaker 4: Or something truly like I want to do this in
Speaker 4: a sense where it's like your parents are like go
Speaker 4: upstairs and be busy for a second, you know what
Speaker 4: I mean.
Speaker 3: I just need to like do that to my brain.
Speaker 2: Right, But when you're for me, when I'm drawing, if
Speaker 2: I'm sincerely trying, there's a there's a fear that someone's
Speaker 2: going to see and I'm going to be embarrassed. Yeah,
Speaker 2: do you have that feeling?
Speaker 4: So that's what I tried to like lose lose during
Speaker 4: the pandemic, where I was like, just paint as much
Speaker 4: as you can right forever, and then you stop thinking,
Speaker 4: like what even is this? As you write, right, because
Speaker 4: there was no beginning idea to him or her, Oh
Speaker 4: so you just started or whatever. So I think it
Speaker 4: was in the middle of that pile during the pandemic
Speaker 4: where I had let go of the result. Okay, And
Speaker 4: if this doesn't say that I let go the result,
Speaker 4: I don't know what does. But that was a freeing
Speaker 4: place to be.
Speaker 2: Right of course. And so does this even begin with
Speaker 2: a pencil drawing? No straight up paint.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're just going paint to paper and just just
Speaker 4: straight to white, Like, what.
Speaker 3: In the world, I don't even know where I began
Speaker 3: with this? Do you do art?
Speaker 2: Do you do? I know? I wish I could. I'm
Speaker 2: a very I will say I'm a very good doodler.
Speaker 3: I love a doodler.
Speaker 2: But that's only when I'm like at work, you know,
Speaker 2: like in a room and like just trying to focus
Speaker 2: on what's being said, and so I'm just do And now,
Speaker 2: of course the listeners who have said I have ADHD
Speaker 2: or to say, gotcha, look at there's another thing.
Speaker 3: Pull it another instance of Bridger having ADHD. There we go,
Speaker 3: we trapped him.
Speaker 2: But often I'm like, oh, wow, that's a great little
Speaker 2: drawing that I did. But then when I try when
Speaker 2: i'm just like at home, I'm like, it ends up
Speaker 2: looking like trash.
Speaker 3: Yeah, especially when you doodle and you're like, will someone
Speaker 3: see this?
Speaker 4: Yes, exactly exactly where you got to like do it enough,
Speaker 4: the Ira glass thing and fill the gap where you're like,
Speaker 4: just do it enough and then whatever.
Speaker 2: Do you name your paintings.
Speaker 3: I'd love for you to name this, if you'd like.
Speaker 2: Oh, this is Angela's miracle, Angela's miracle. See I uh,
Speaker 2: if anyone needs me to name their art that just
Speaker 2: came right, That came right out of me. And that
Speaker 2: was that, you know, And this is what I do
Speaker 2: a home. I just name art over and over until
Speaker 2: it doesn't mean anything to me.
Speaker 4: That Okay, Now I want to just give you all
Speaker 4: my art and have you.
Speaker 3: Name it all.
Speaker 2: It'll be my gallery.
Speaker 3: Angela's miracle that came right. You didn't even take a.
Speaker 2: Breath, not even a second. People are gasping. People cannot
Speaker 2: believe my ability.
Speaker 3: Well, i'll tell you what that is. That's Angela's miracle.
Speaker 2: So you haven't named any of them. You haven't titled anything.
Speaker 3: And there's another one in there that I'm excited for
Speaker 3: you to name.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's pull this up. Okay, Oh, I've already seen
Speaker 2: another thing in there, which I don't think is what
Speaker 2: you're referring to. But I'll pull out the first piece
Speaker 2: of art.
Speaker 3: Oh, you're kind of on both sides.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's on both sides.
Speaker 4: So I think I, during the pandemic must have went
Speaker 4: through a little painting boobs face.
Speaker 2: Yes, there's like this, let's see.
Speaker 4: So those are big boobs and then the other one
Speaker 4: I did a boob smiley face.
Speaker 2: Yeah. The boobs have eyebrows.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know what you want to name those,
Speaker 4: but this is uh autumns Autumns miracle, Autumns Knockers, a
Speaker 4: knockers miracle.
Speaker 3: No, I'm sorry, I'm getting in the way. I'm just
Speaker 3: was excited.
Speaker 2: No, we've got to start over. We've got to start over.
Speaker 2: This is September's Hall. There we go, and it's on
Speaker 2: both sides, so you get two pieces of art. It's
Speaker 2: a bundles hall. That's what I'm gonna start calling all boobs.
Speaker 4: Well look at your September's Hall.
Speaker 3: Well it's fall. Look at your Septembers all.
Speaker 2: That so quite a corn harvest. Wow, there are two
Speaker 2: different types of boobs.
Speaker 4: So that I think was like because I have I
Speaker 4: have things that are like on official posters or canvas,
Speaker 4: and then I have ones that are just on paper
Speaker 4: where I was obviously just practicing for something else.
Speaker 2: For a bigger project, for.
Speaker 3: A bigger set of Septembers Hall. And I don't know why.
Speaker 4: I think it was when like all the instagram are
Speaker 4: girlies were posting like like gorgeous, like maybe this is
Speaker 4: just my feed, but like like silhouettes of like women's bodies.
Speaker 2: Oh sure, I'm.
Speaker 4: Celebrating all types of feminine bodies.
Speaker 2: Boobes with eyebrows, And I.
Speaker 3: Was like, let's get in here and give it a mouth.
Speaker 2: This actually speaks to something that's always a that has
Speaker 2: happened to me too many times at this point when
Speaker 2: I'm doodling and you often start with the eyes yes,
Speaker 2: and someone will say often sincerely, they're asking are those boobs?
Speaker 2: It's like, I'm in a public place drawing. What makes
Speaker 2: you think I'm the person who would start just drawing.
Speaker 3: A set of you think we are.
Speaker 2: You can't imagine one other thing that someone might be
Speaker 2: drawing that looks to be too.
Speaker 3: I mean, I will say, yeah, my eyes in Angela's Miracle.
Speaker 2: Look like those are boobs.
Speaker 3: Boobs look like September holes.
Speaker 2: But again, if you were in the office.
Speaker 3: And you were like those two circles, you wouldn't be like,
Speaker 3: I mean, if.
Speaker 4: You're on the playground, you'd be like, okay, sure, Jimmy's
Speaker 4: drawn big.
Speaker 3: Old yeah, big old rack.
Speaker 4: But now you're like, those are eyes because we're in
Speaker 4: the workplace.
Speaker 2: We're in the workplace. I'll let you know if they're boobs,
Speaker 2: you'll see a lot more happening here. My hand will
Speaker 2: be shaking Jesus.
Speaker 3: My eyes would be like my eyes would be in
Speaker 3: front of my face.
Speaker 2: My job will be on the table, and you'd.
Speaker 4: Hear, oh god if I was drawing boobs. But I
Speaker 4: mean quiet because I'm drawing eyes.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I think too many people do that. The other
Speaker 2: thing that I get often when I'm doodling is oh,
Speaker 2: is that you It's like, what this is a witch?
Speaker 2: I'm drawing a witch. Why would I be drawing myself.
Speaker 2: That's a weird thing to be drawing. Suddenly you're drawing yourself.
Speaker 4: I do remember in early art classes, the self portrait
Speaker 4: was always a lesson in everything.
Speaker 2: Oh, now do a self portrait. Yeah, take a look
Speaker 2: at your seventh grade just awkward s Yeah, and now
Speaker 2: look at yourself.
Speaker 3: I don't know what it is. Why would anyone ever
Speaker 3: draw themselves?
Speaker 2: I guess a lot of artists are psychos. Yeah, there's
Speaker 2: a lot of people that do portrait and you're.
Speaker 3: Like, oh, this is how I view myself. Cool.
Speaker 2: Cool, There's no way you actually, you know, absolutely no way.
Speaker 2: Anyone who's ever done a self portrait has viewed themselves.
Speaker 3: That that way.
Speaker 2: It's a big love.
Speaker 4: You were being creative, you were being that was your hour.
Speaker 4: Fuck up, and tell yourself that when you made your
Speaker 4: face a little disfigured, it's because you thought it would
Speaker 4: be cool to think about yourself that way.
Speaker 3: You don't actually look in.
Speaker 4: The mirror and go, oh, my chin's down there like
Speaker 4: a Picasso, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Absolutely not zero chance, zero chance, but yeah, these these
Speaker 2: do look like eyes or boobs. These look like boobs.
Speaker 3: I'm going back, and I'm like, I really should have
Speaker 3: just went full force. I kind of did.
Speaker 4: Like the I was like, I'll just bring like baby paintings,
Speaker 4: not like I should have just brought like a big
Speaker 4: old cad and I'll send you picture.
Speaker 2: Do you have an absolute favorite? Is there one you're
Speaker 2: genuinely like, I'm kind of proud of this one.
Speaker 4: I mean this one in a sense where I'm like,
Speaker 4: I'm proud I got out of my way enough because
Speaker 4: anyone actually wanting to make good art.
Speaker 2: Wouldn't do something like this, Sure they would.
Speaker 4: I think this is a sign to me of the
Speaker 4: freedom and like loneliness that I was, like, no one's here,
Speaker 4: and it actually doesn't matter what I paint like, Actually
Speaker 4: nothing matters because we're in a pandemic.
Speaker 2: It's so healthy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and that's.
Speaker 4: Why I think I like this one because all my
Speaker 4: other ones it's hard to look at because I tried
Speaker 4: so hard.
Speaker 2: Yeah, is everyone you can talk about that you've tried
Speaker 2: way too hard on Okay, a show.
Speaker 3: I have a recent one, but I can show you.
Speaker 2: Okay, we got a picture of it to show me now. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you don't have to.
Speaker 4: No, no, because I've brought it up because it might
Speaker 4: be the funniest thing I've ever done.
Speaker 3: So I simply got to bring it up.
Speaker 4: So I moved into this new place and I was
Speaker 4: my friend was like, you, my friend that's a designer.
Speaker 4: She was like, you need to make a Pinterest board
Speaker 4: And I was like, what are we in eighth grade?
Speaker 4: I haven't been on Pinterest in forever. I was like,
Speaker 4: can I at least make a tumbler instead? So then
Speaker 4: I was on Pinterest and so this this is a
Speaker 4: painting I saw and I was like, I kind.
Speaker 3: Of like this. It takes over this girl's hole.
Speaker 2: Oh sure, okay, So I like.
Speaker 4: How abstract it is, right right? And I think what
Speaker 4: I liked about it was I was like, I can.
Speaker 2: Do that, right, it's kind of like a horseshoe or
Speaker 2: a big.
Speaker 3: You or yeah, I think I just like how big
Speaker 3: it is?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Right, it takes up so much space and it's
Speaker 2: kind of an Ora coral color. Yeah, okay, so you
Speaker 2: were looking at this.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then I'm gonna and then I was like,
Speaker 4: I'm not going to measure my wall. I'm just gonna
Speaker 4: buy a canvas that I think will fit. And I'm
Speaker 4: just going to do this in ten minutes. And who
Speaker 4: would have thought it would have been bad?
Speaker 3: Bridger? Are you ready for this?
Speaker 2: I'll be the judge.
Speaker 4: It's it's it's it's so sad, doesn't fit the wall.
Speaker 2: It's not the right size. It's unfortunately not the crux.
Speaker 3: Was it what that girl was? It's like a McDonald's red.
Speaker 2: It's a it's a very deep it's yeah, it's like
Speaker 2: a pumpkin orange suor something. And it's probably the size
Speaker 2: of it looks like the perspective might be wrong here,
Speaker 2: but the size of a pillow. Yeah, it's I mean,
Speaker 2: whereas that girl had essentially a wall sized mural. This
Speaker 2: is how big of a canvas is that.
Speaker 3: I'm really bad at to mentions.
Speaker 2: And you did this thing where it's a you put
Speaker 2: a little curve too. Is that to make it your own?
Speaker 2: To say I'm not a.
Speaker 3: You just like riped this woman off.
Speaker 2: I love it. I mean, I wonder what you like,
Speaker 2: what my feelings on this would have been if you
Speaker 2: had just shown it to me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well here's the thing that we can You can
Speaker 4: stay tuned because I've doubled down and I'm gonna make it.
Speaker 2: You're gonna work. You're gonna make it work.
Speaker 4: So I've already I'm already like on draft three of it.
Speaker 4: Oh your kid, And I'm just adding to the same canvas.
Speaker 2: Oh interesting.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and it got bigger okay, like the.
Speaker 3: Three or the you of whatever that red thing is.
Speaker 4: It's gotten bigger. Okay, And now I'm painting over it.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna crack it.
Speaker 2: But you don't think that just the size itself is
Speaker 2: part of the problem, the size of the canvas.
Speaker 3: But I won't I won't go back and get another one.
Speaker 4: So now I've turned it to the side, okay, and
Speaker 4: I've added another canvas next to it.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, So this is yeah, you are making sense
Speaker 2: of it where you're making it more purposeful.
Speaker 3: Because I was like I need a big canvas to make.
Speaker 2: That r right, that's it, and I bet that's expensive.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So I was like, I gotta make this one thirty
Speaker 4: dollars canvas work and I won't stop.
Speaker 2: And you did it ever occur to you, like I'll
Speaker 2: paint the wall or is that two high stakes?
Speaker 3: So I so I that did occur to me.
Speaker 4: But I was like, not with Angela's miracle dance, Like
Speaker 4: that's just scary.
Speaker 2: That seems kind of like it could be a life
Speaker 2: ruining experience. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I just also, I I've always loved crafting and art
Speaker 4: and stuff, but I'm.
Speaker 2: So impatient, Like, right, you want it done.
Speaker 3: I just wanted to be absolutely done.
Speaker 4: I think the reason why I liked that original painting
Speaker 4: is because it looks like you could do it in
Speaker 4: an hour.
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, it does. It's kind of deceptive, I guess.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Where it's like then you start and you're like, well this,
Speaker 2: I guess I have to take some time and care.
Speaker 4: Even just like doing a first coat. I was like, fine,
Speaker 4: then it has to dry for hours.
Speaker 2: Don't talk to me about a second coat. No, no, no,
Speaker 2: no no no.
Speaker 4: If it's not there, Yeah, if you live in a city,
Speaker 4: you're not doing a second coake.
Speaker 2: Give me a break, Taxi, I gotta go.
Speaker 4: I feel like I'm being so jokey, jokey anytime I
Speaker 4: put podcasts ear mote, it's to go.
Speaker 3: Here's your clip joke jokes. Taxi, I gotta go.
Speaker 2: Take me to the Empire's stake.
Speaker 3: I have a meeting.
Speaker 2: No any type of painting. Like, I can't remember what
Speaker 2: I was trying to paint, but it was something within
Speaker 2: my home, a wall or something, and I look up,
Speaker 2: like how to paint properly, and they're like, first, put
Speaker 2: a coat of primer. I'm like, well, I'm not doing primer. Nope,
Speaker 2: I guess I'm not painting or the very best. I'm
Speaker 2: doing a bad job. Yeah. Actually, now I remember I
Speaker 2: had to paint some brick in my yard and they
Speaker 2: were like, first of all, you've got to put down
Speaker 2: two layers of primer or whatever the hell.
Speaker 3: For a brick.
Speaker 2: I'm going straight to brick with paint.
Speaker 3: We can't just paint brick.
Speaker 2: You're looking at somebody who did.
Speaker 4: You a badass, and the brick took it.
Speaker 3: It didn't need a like a appetizer.
Speaker 2: And it's lasted at least a year, okay, and that's
Speaker 2: all you need. I could have died in that year,
Speaker 2: So there you go.
Speaker 4: I honestly, in this conversation, I'm like, why do I
Speaker 4: like painting if I'm like so impatient? And I'm like,
Speaker 4: my friend has her grandmother's painting hanging up and it's
Speaker 4: gorgeous and she never met her grandmother. It's like really abstract,
Speaker 4: and I'm like, I think that's when I was like
Speaker 4: I want to paint, because I was like, whoa, it's
Speaker 4: crazy that and maybe it is so fucking theatrical and
Speaker 4: losory of me, but I was like, this is cool that.
Speaker 3: She like lives on.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, of course, And I.
Speaker 3: Think like movies and stuff that doesn't feel like that
Speaker 3: to me.
Speaker 2: Will that all be destroyed soon, I'm sure.
Speaker 4: Or like any type of comedy ever, I'm like, that's
Speaker 4: just gonna live and die that character or whatever. That's
Speaker 4: that's a joke that was for somebody, But like a
Speaker 4: painting from like your family.
Speaker 2: Hmmm.
Speaker 3: So I was like, I want to do that and
Speaker 3: have my daughter hang up her my painting.
Speaker 2: I think that's lovely. Your daughter's gonna have to pull
Speaker 2: a heist to get this one.
Speaker 3: She's gonna have to get into your house.
Speaker 2: She's just gonna have to steal from my grand niece
Speaker 2: or something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because this will be hanging up.
Speaker 2: Oh, of course it will. Of course, this is gonna
Speaker 2: be worth so much, and it's gonna ruin your family.
Speaker 2: It's gonna tear them apart, and they're gonna be like,
Speaker 2: why does Bridger have that? Why does Bridger's great grand
Speaker 2: niece or whatever.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're gonna go like, was there any legal document
Speaker 4: where Bridger took ownership of Aara Angela's Miracle?
Speaker 2: And because this podcast is purely digital, no one will
Speaker 2: put it to physical tape, which I beg for. Come on,
Speaker 2: this is gonna vanish and there'll be no record of.
Speaker 4: No unless someone transcribes it, transcribe, publishes that transcribed.
Speaker 2: It's on vinyl.
Speaker 4: Yes, it's a power of attorney. I don't know what
Speaker 4: I'm adding more red tape here?
Speaker 2: How many times do I have to hint that this
Speaker 2: podcast needs to be put to vinyl?
Speaker 3: Just do it, guys.
Speaker 2: You know you love to put a record on the
Speaker 2: turntable and suddenly.
Speaker 3: It's this, yes, or just a book of it, a book.
Speaker 2: A full transcribed book, beautifully.
Speaker 4: Beautiless for the podcast, so you can read it. Audiobooks
Speaker 4: go backwards, we can go the other way.
Speaker 2: That's not the worst idea. What will be the first
Speaker 2: podcast that's turned into a book fully transcribed book? Heartless?
Speaker 2: You know, I'm reading chapter or the third book and SmartLess,
Speaker 2: God bless.
Speaker 3: But we make a joke, a bridge of that could
Speaker 3: truly happen.
Speaker 2: There's somebody in a publishing house right now and her
Speaker 2: the wheels are turning. She's like, I'm gonna get in
Speaker 2: touch with the SmartLess guys.
Speaker 4: And it's the same lady who was like, I think
Speaker 4: we should keep doing like Alice in Wonderland and all
Speaker 4: those books and just change the cover art, of course,
Speaker 4: make them look old, and then you'll have SmartLess and
Speaker 4: it'll look like the Bible for your dad for Father's Day.
Speaker 2: The King James version of SmartLess. I would look I
Speaker 2: would look into it. I would browse it at an airport.
Speaker 4: Literally, and you and I think it's a it's a
Speaker 4: gift to give someone and when they're like, oh, my
Speaker 4: kid loves this podcast, so I got him the book
Speaker 4: of it.
Speaker 2: SmartLess boys, reach out. This is now our idea.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we have it written down.
Speaker 2: We will sue you. Literally, we'll sue whatever publisher you
Speaker 2: get in touch.
Speaker 3: With, whoever they are.
Speaker 2: The ground.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna suit up. We'll suit up to.
Speaker 2: Should I get this final thing out here? This I've
Speaker 2: already gotten a peek at it I had to bring.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna set this up here so we can get
Speaker 2: just kind of boobs all the time. I'm on the podcast.
Speaker 2: This is a very straight show, got a very horny
Speaker 2: straight audience. Uh, okay, this gorgeous cake.
Speaker 4: You'd bring a strawberry shortcake.
Speaker 2: This is a stunning little cake you've got here. Why
Speaker 2: did you bring that? Do people bring food on occasion?
Speaker 3: On occasion?
Speaker 2: On occasion?
Speaker 3: I just was like, I think.
Speaker 4: Because this is like an like you sit together, I
Speaker 4: was like, I should bring food.
Speaker 2: I think this is a great idea.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I just thought she was gorgeous.
Speaker 2: She's such a pretty little cake.
Speaker 3: It's so funny how we stopped icing the whole thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is a new It's the like, oh, let's
Speaker 2: see the roughness, let's see the reality of the cake.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we like seeing the scaffolding.
Speaker 2: Right exactly? Should we? I wish we had forks or something.
Speaker 3: Honestly, I was more.
Speaker 2: On topic.
Speaker 3: But here's the thing. I didn't know your diet terior restrictions.
Speaker 2: You could and I'll die on podcasts. No, I'm willing to.
Speaker 4: Die unless it's put in on paper. Put it on
Speaker 4: a vinyl when you die, that's.
Speaker 3: What they'll do it.
Speaker 2: No, we'll get into this.
Speaker 3: I don't know why.
Speaker 4: I just felt I like, I like bringing people. I'm
Speaker 4: one of those girls that brings donuts to work.
Speaker 2: Oh that's such a nice thing to do.
Speaker 4: But I think it. I think it's because it makes
Speaker 4: me feel good.
Speaker 2: It makes you feel good. It's a selfish thing.
Speaker 4: For you, or like like in theater school, I would
Speaker 4: always like bring cookies for rehearsal, a fucking loser.
Speaker 3: But for some reason it just made me happy.
Speaker 2: So do you ever make any of the goods you bring?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, too impatient?
Speaker 3: And I hate I like cooking because you can fuck around.
Speaker 4: Oh right, this is where you and I are making
Speaker 4: No way, are you a baker?
Speaker 2: I love to bake. I love to bake. And it's
Speaker 2: such a feeling when you bring a baked good and
Speaker 2: people like it. Oh you know, I have to like
Speaker 2: really keep myself in check because my ego is going
Speaker 2: through the roof when people are showing my baked goods,
Speaker 2: really really stop it. You know they're good. I know
Speaker 2: these are great cookies. Yeah, that's why I brought them.
Speaker 3: And you're exact with your yes.
Speaker 4: See yeah, that's why I can't do that because I'm like,
Speaker 4: you fuck up one little thing.
Speaker 3: And the sponge cake is not a sponge cake. It's pudding.
Speaker 3: And that was a flour thing that wasn't a I
Speaker 3: don't know.
Speaker 2: See this is where but I only I essentially only
Speaker 2: make cookies, which I think there's a little bit more
Speaker 2: the only guy cookie only man, I make brownies. I'll
Speaker 2: make brownies, but that's a cookie bar essentially.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I'm like, I don't know what your order
Speaker 4: of operations is, but I'm number one brownie.
Speaker 2: I love a brownie.
Speaker 4: But then cookie, Oh then cookie or then cake maybe
Speaker 4: brownie cake, brownie cake, cookie?
Speaker 2: You love a thing in a bar shape? Yeah?
Speaker 4: I think they're like, yeah, okay, thank you so much.
Speaker 2: Oh look at this on Lisa's brought a whole tea set.
Speaker 3: Oh my goodness, you can cut the cake.
Speaker 2: Let's cut the cakes.
Speaker 3: Sorry I should have warned y'all or brought plates.
Speaker 2: Can you imagine? Okay, I'm trying to not pull this
Speaker 2: apart and throw it on the floor. Let's see here. Oh,
Speaker 2: very nice. Okay, I'm going to cut that boot. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I would love to try, but it's also got this
Speaker 2: insane little maybe pull the tape off of the thing. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's got a little thing holding apart. Yeah. I don't
Speaker 2: understand what the need for the plastic is. I guess
Speaker 2: they didn't trust themselves.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's giving insecure baker.
Speaker 2: Here we go on. Lisa is slowly pulling the tape
Speaker 2: plastic ring. There we go. Oh, that seems kind of satisfying. Actually,
Speaker 2: the big reveal gorgeous.
Speaker 3: Gorgeous, Sorry about that, my pleasure?
Speaker 2: Wow beautiful? That is wow. Look at that stunning little cake.
Speaker 2: Gorgeous cake. People have got to see that cake.
Speaker 3: What's your cookie?
Speaker 2: Okay? My go to baking cookie is a chocolate chip cookie.
Speaker 2: I've slowly developed the recipe using you know, all the
Speaker 2: recipes I've ever used.
Speaker 3: How many years?
Speaker 2: It's been years and years at this point. I mean
Speaker 2: I started. My mom is a big baker.
Speaker 3: Oh she is, but she started with her recipe.
Speaker 2: Yes, And I didn't really start baking for myself until
Speaker 2: I moved to LA and I had one of those
Speaker 2: little ovens that was basically from nineteen twenty seven. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that you didn't know what temperature it was or anything.
Speaker 2: Cleaned it, yes, And now then that started in probably
Speaker 2: twenty twelve, so it's been about thirteen years that I've
Speaker 2: been baking and not the recipe. I would say, it's perfect.
Speaker 3: Can I ask off the bat? Are you freezing the
Speaker 3: no the night before?
Speaker 2: This is a whole other thing. Of course. The impatience. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm I will bake part. I bake part of it
Speaker 2: to begin with, because I need my cookie now and
Speaker 2: I'm not a planner.
Speaker 3: And my friends lives and dies by this, and we've
Speaker 3: had arguments.
Speaker 2: Oh interesting.
Speaker 3: She was like, if you're not freezing, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I'm bored.
Speaker 4: She's like, if it's if you're not making the dough
Speaker 4: the night before, it's not a good cookie.
Speaker 2: Okay, So I love I'm going to hold a knife
Speaker 2: for every episode of the podcast.
Speaker 4: I feel so casual with you with the knife.
Speaker 2: It's fine. You do refrigerating, it always helps, it always
Speaker 2: some genius. But this is the thing. A cookie. If
Speaker 2: the recipe is good will taste good when you bake
Speaker 2: it the first time as well. Yeah, the next day
Speaker 2: it'll be a little better. The next day it will
Speaker 2: be even better. The next day will probably be the
Speaker 2: very best. Really, then you've got some diminishing returns. And
Speaker 2: at that point, if you still have dough, you want
Speaker 2: to turn it into balls. Put it on the cookie sheet.
Speaker 2: Put all of them on the cookie sheet, Put them
Speaker 2: in the freezer for ten to twenty minutes so that
Speaker 2: they're hard, and then you can put them in a
Speaker 2: bag and freeze them all and you know.
Speaker 3: Later, freeze it as a unit.
Speaker 2: Freeze it as a unit. You can't freeze the whole
Speaker 2: dough together, because then that's gonna be a nightmare to
Speaker 2: pull apart. Oh yeah, but if it's in the fridge
Speaker 2: too long, you're you're playing with fire. Yeah, you want
Speaker 2: to refrigerate it. Those flavors are mashing together, they're becoming
Speaker 2: The sugar is taking on the butter, Yeah, the vanilla,
Speaker 2: all of this.
Speaker 4: See, now I understand it does make sense because I
Speaker 4: I have like a I have a bowlin aise that
Speaker 4: I that I've perfected that makes sense.
Speaker 2: Is a flavor thing.
Speaker 4: A long time and it took my mom's recipe and
Speaker 4: my granm and I figured out mine, and it's better
Speaker 4: than the next thing.
Speaker 2: Right, the flavors have all kind of teamed up.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and they've like we've met, they've stewed century.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we found our chemistry. Now we're ready to room.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I usually will make an entire thing of
Speaker 2: dough and then make one two cookies, one for me,
Speaker 2: one for my boyfriend a night, for like a week. Essentially.
Speaker 3: That's so sweet.
Speaker 2: How big. I think it's like, I think it is
Speaker 2: kind of like I mean, I just talk about it
Speaker 2: casually now, but I think it's psycho Well.
Speaker 4: I think a lot of people do one cookie in
Speaker 4: the sheet.
Speaker 3: It's like a new thing.
Speaker 2: You gotta because otherwise I'm going to eat all of them.
Speaker 3: A lot of my TikTok girlies.
Speaker 2: That interesting curlies. I did it first.
Speaker 3: He did it first, writing.
Speaker 2: It's in the Bible version of I said, okay, okay,
Speaker 2: let me let me sl Yeah.
Speaker 3: I don't think I cracker open here.
Speaker 4: Oh you're just doing this to one half each. I've
Speaker 4: never seen anyone cut a cake like that.
Speaker 2: Boom, there's your half. Enjoy, thank you, and then for
Speaker 2: me it's just a sliver there. It is okay. Oh,
Speaker 2: I love a whipped cream.
Speaker 3: Look at that.
Speaker 2: I love a strawberry.
Speaker 3: Take it.
Speaker 2: Although I'll say that it seems like they put some
Speaker 2: sort of sugar glaze on the straw strawberry.
Speaker 3: Jesus, we just can't do hy berry.
Speaker 2: Let it shine. The strawberry is one of the perfect foods.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 2: I'm going to try all of this at once, though.
Speaker 3: Oh this is a lot.
Speaker 2: I try to get this mashed into my mouth.
Speaker 4: Wow, it's you know, fine, we'll look at that.
Speaker 3: A fine strawberry shork cake.
Speaker 2: It's good.
Speaker 3: I should have sought out a really nice one for you.
Speaker 2: I think that's very good. This isn't another thing where
Speaker 2: like it's hard to say, but like contextually, if you
Speaker 2: had brought this and said you had made it.
Speaker 3: Then i'd have ye at gunpoint, yeah, you would have.
Speaker 2: It would be interesting to see what my reaction would
Speaker 2: have been. I may have been like, this is the
Speaker 2: best strawberry shortcake I've ever had.
Speaker 4: You know, are you one to blow something up if
Speaker 4: someone put along?
Speaker 2: No, But I think the context matters. I think to
Speaker 2: be like, wow, do you work? And yeah, effort? That
Speaker 2: was put into this and it's good. It's not disgusting. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I would have been dazzled, and I am dazzled. I
Speaker 2: think it's good. I love whipped cream, I love strawberries,
Speaker 2: and poundcake I think is decent. That's my big problem
Speaker 2: with all strawberry shortcake. I'm like, well, it's just vanilla cake.
Speaker 3: I love poundcake.
Speaker 2: You do just pure pound cause it's not asking a
Speaker 2: lot of me, right, it's just a simple vanilla flavor.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like a muffin, but dessert. And I think
Speaker 3: I like that. It is piffany and I'm not an
Speaker 3: icing girl. I like it. Not a loser.
Speaker 2: But you could just eat a plain vanilla cake.
Speaker 3: If it's good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's impressive, Thank you so much. I need a
Speaker 2: little little razzle dazzle.
Speaker 3: You need like a little swirl.
Speaker 2: A swirl. I need a chocolate or something like this
Speaker 2: where we've dressed it up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's formal. She's got her shoes on and a scarf.
Speaker 2: Wow, but you're a brownie person first.
Speaker 4: Yeah, here's how it is. I'm just gonna raw brownie cake.
Speaker 3: Okay, cookie ice cream, okay?
Speaker 2: Pie? Interesting? And can you name out of those categories
Speaker 2: like well, brownie is a brownie or is there a
Speaker 2: type of brownie you like?
Speaker 3: See, I'm going just like the bare bones what they are?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 3: Just a chock, I'd say, just like, Yeah. Not a
Speaker 3: blondie isn't a brownie.
Speaker 2: Blondie is not a brownie. It's a different bar. It's
Speaker 2: a blondie.
Speaker 4: To me, a blondie is close to a biscuit or
Speaker 4: a biscottie.
Speaker 2: A blondie is more in the line of cake almost.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's hard cake.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's old stiff cake.
Speaker 3: Or blondie is a thick cookie?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Or a too soft cookie?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I like with brownies.
Speaker 2: I like the.
Speaker 3: I like them to be dense and cake.
Speaker 2: Leg right, I need it to be in a very
Speaker 2: intense flavor.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: What's your what's that your top.
Speaker 2: Cookie of chocolate chip cookie within the cookie category? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean almost all cookies, all cookies, Yeah, as long
Speaker 2: as they have some type of chocolate in them. Okay,
Speaker 2: a lot of like like a ginger snap. I could
Speaker 2: never thought.
Speaker 3: That there's like a lot of fruit in cake and pie.
Speaker 4: Not a lot of fruit cookies.
Speaker 2: No, there are very few fruit cookies. My mom makes
Speaker 2: it an apricot cookie very good. But it's almost like
Speaker 2: a little pie.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a mini little pie.
Speaker 2: But chocolate chip cookie cookie. Category Next is brownies. Yeah,
Speaker 2: exact type of brownie as you or a peanut butter
Speaker 2: brownie or a cheesecake brownie, almost any type of brownie,
Speaker 2: as long as I don't like a frosting on a brownie.
Speaker 2: I don't really care for that either.
Speaker 3: I kind of like a corner piece.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love a corner I could essentially as long
Speaker 2: as it doesn't have some something slathered across the top.
Speaker 2: Third for me, ice cream slash milkshake. Great, I love
Speaker 2: a milkshake. Fourth, I think is a tie between cake
Speaker 2: and pie, and they have to be very good because
Speaker 2: they're both commitments.
Speaker 4: They are you did cut yourself a small cookie like piece.
Speaker 2: I think you haven't finished yours. Is there something wrong
Speaker 2: with the cake? Ansela? You don't like the cake?
Speaker 3: The half a cake?
Speaker 2: Are you not hungry? No? Cake and pie I think
Speaker 2: are higher steaks. They're a bigger commitment and it's very
Speaker 2: rare that I will seek out a cake the one
Speaker 2: place I'll get cake. Have you ever been to Quarters
Speaker 2: Sheets in Los Angeles?
Speaker 3: Quarter Sheets Place?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: Yes, I was gonna say, are you talking about I've
Speaker 3: never had their cake.
Speaker 2: Their cake is I never ordered desserted any restaurant ever there.
Speaker 2: This is the one place that every single time they
Speaker 2: have a princess cake that is so beautiful, so delicious.
Speaker 3: That's a princess cake.
Speaker 2: It's you've probably seen one before.
Speaker 3: They have like a barbie in the middle. That's what
Speaker 3: a princess cake is to me.
Speaker 2: It's full of plastic doll parts.
Speaker 3: But have you seen those the barbie?
Speaker 2: Oh wait, that's a real thing.
Speaker 3: So it's a barbie. And then the cake is on
Speaker 3: the side.
Speaker 2: It's like her dress right now, that's a skirt cake.
Speaker 2: That's a skirt.
Speaker 3: That's a princess cake.
Speaker 2: No, a princess cake is like a green, like beautiful,
Speaker 2: like minty green color on top. Yes, And then which
Speaker 2: and I'm not crazy about Actually it's Marsapan. That's why
Speaker 2: I like it because it's more of a flavored thing.
Speaker 2: It's more the thinking man's fondant, because Fonda is essentially.
Speaker 3: Plastic and Marzapan.
Speaker 2: Is it's like an almondy got it stuff. And then
Speaker 2: it's got white cake, raspberry and lack cream. I know
Speaker 2: exactly what this is, and I will say a lot
Speaker 2: of princess cakes are not that good. They're too sweet,
Speaker 2: They're like too almondy quarter sheets. I think it's a
Speaker 2: husband and wife duo, and they are. The piece is unbelievable.
Speaker 2: The cake is unbelievable. And weekly they have a different cake,
Speaker 2: sheet cake. So if you can get there in time,
Speaker 2: you get to try this thoughtful sheet cake that's always
Speaker 2: interesting and fantastic.
Speaker 3: I'm doing that this week.
Speaker 2: Bridger, good luck. You got to get a reservation. This
Speaker 2: place is impossible to get into at this point.
Speaker 3: They should reach out.
Speaker 2: Reach out.
Speaker 3: I got cake and art for you. Just invite me
Speaker 3: reach out.
Speaker 2: No, the cake is unlike any cake I've ever eaten before.
Speaker 2: But so that's the sort of cake that I enjoy. Okay,
Speaker 2: a regular birthday cake. If I'm at a birthday party
Speaker 2: and someone says, you want some cake, I ate before
Speaker 2: I came, I ate cake.
Speaker 3: I had cake on the way. So for your birthday,
Speaker 3: you're not.
Speaker 2: I had some can it on the bus.
Speaker 3: I had car cake. Are you so for your birthday
Speaker 3: you're never? Are you blowing a candle out of a cookie?
Speaker 2: I'll usually have a cake. Yeah, you're like whatever and
Speaker 2: I'll be like everybody, does everyone else want some of
Speaker 2: this cake that some somebody thoughtfully got for me?
Speaker 3: I'm so glad I brought this cake.
Speaker 2: I liked it. And it's morning, you know, it's like
Speaker 2: we're not even where. It's like lunchtime at this point,
Speaker 2: and this is a nice mort. I consider anything without
Speaker 2: chocolate breakfast.
Speaker 4: I completely agree, especially if you put a fruit on it.
Speaker 2: Oh, of course, it's just like this is essentially I
Speaker 2: could have woken up and had this with coffee.
Speaker 3: This is a parfay.
Speaker 2: This is this is a parfay. I should have more
Speaker 2: parfas for breakfast.
Speaker 3: Oh that I went through a huge parfae phase in.
Speaker 2: Your case, what were you putting in your parfay?
Speaker 3: I was just really obsessed with the Starbucks one.
Speaker 2: I didn't know Starbucks had a parfa I don't.
Speaker 3: Think they still do. But it was like I would
Speaker 3: get like a frappuccina and.
Speaker 2: A parfect Oh my god.
Speaker 4: And my digestive says, was a cake when I was
Speaker 4: in middle school, and I was.
Speaker 2: Gone, you have to take advantage of that, you do.
Speaker 3: We don't talk about that anymore.
Speaker 2: We are adults telling children. Roll for it? Do it?
Speaker 2: Now absolutely go crazy.
Speaker 3: Like you are. You will be fine. The window is closing, literally,
Speaker 3: like do it now.
Speaker 2: Your body is a furnace and you can throw whatever
Speaker 2: you want in there.
Speaker 4: Oh and you can. You can like prap and have
Speaker 4: a veggie every once in a while. That will be
Speaker 4: the rest of your life.
Speaker 2: Yes, she'll get used to the idea.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you could do whatever you want.
Speaker 2: Have a frap and parf.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, crap and parf parf.
Speaker 4: Frap in your breakfast, your lunch are having hot cheetos,
Speaker 4: Maybe another.
Speaker 2: Frap, wash it down with some grave Yeah.
Speaker 3: And for dinner I was having.
Speaker 4: My mother would come home at nine pm with Elco
Speaker 4: and be like sorry, and she'd throw it on the
Speaker 4: table and.
Speaker 2: Get into the bird feeder and have some sugar water.
Speaker 4: If I ate that, if I ate what I used
Speaker 4: to eat that days, I.
Speaker 2: Would be oh, my life, my health would eat frazier.
Speaker 3: It would be like I went to like Coachella for
Speaker 3: like three weeks.
Speaker 2: I'm like, put me away. It's just not a thing.
Speaker 2: It's not a possibility for an adult body. It doesn't
Speaker 2: like it feels bad.
Speaker 4: It's almost like I broke my arm last year, and
Speaker 4: I remember like the the guy was like, I was
Speaker 4: like the vet. The doctor was like, he was like,
Speaker 4: you need to keep this on for like months this
Speaker 4: And I was like, wow.
Speaker 3: When I was little, I remember breaking my arm all
Speaker 3: the time, and it was.
Speaker 2: Like a week breaking your arm all the time.
Speaker 3: I was like, I mean I broke around twice.
Speaker 2: Are you a pro skater?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: I was just like one of those kids right right.
Speaker 4: But it was crazy to me because there was like, yeah,
Speaker 4: a lot of kids sometimes we don't even need a cast,
Speaker 4: we just put it on there. But like their bodies
Speaker 4: just heal really fast, and this doctor is and we're
Speaker 4: slowly dying.
Speaker 2: So yeah, of course your body's like, well, why why bother,
Speaker 2: I'll leave.
Speaker 3: He's just gonna take me so long to rebuild this.
Speaker 2: Wow. So how long did you have the cast on? For?
Speaker 3: Like two months?
Speaker 2: How did you break your arm?
Speaker 3: Oh here's a story, dear friend, Patrick.
Speaker 2: Mcton, Oh my god, we love Patrick McDonald.
Speaker 4: I went to a birthday party at a roller rink okay,
Speaker 4: and I was just roller skating, took a mighty tumble,
Speaker 4: landed on my wrist in such a way that was
Speaker 4: so bad because I was like dancing.
Speaker 2: I think it was like, okay, I was like dancing and.
Speaker 3: Fell on my wrists so bad.
Speaker 4: And Patrick was there, and I've never seen him like
Speaker 4: completely like does.
Speaker 2: He go to like an emergency mode.
Speaker 3: No, almost in the opposite one of you.
Speaker 4: Or he was just like, oh my god, oh my god,
Speaker 4: oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Speaker 3: And I was like, yeah, what am I doing?
Speaker 4: For some reason and I both thought in that state
Speaker 4: where my wrist was like this, and he was like,
Speaker 4: we have to get the doctor at the Moonlight Roller
Speaker 4: rank and we were like, do you guys have the
Speaker 4: doctor doctor d And for some reason we both were like,
Speaker 4: We'll just wait here for the doctor. And then like
Speaker 4: twenty minutes later, a sixteen year old comes up with
Speaker 4: like ice pack, a frozen thing of pease.
Speaker 3: Hey Gurley, Yeah, hey Gurley, I'm so sorry. This happens
Speaker 3: all the time. Just put this on there. And we
Speaker 3: were like, what about the doctor? And I was so
Speaker 3: out of it and Patrick was so like, oh, no,
Speaker 3: we need a doctor.
Speaker 2: Oh And so then were you driven to the hospital.
Speaker 2: What happened? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Patrick?
Speaker 4: I was like, Pat, I think you need to sit
Speaker 4: here and have some water, yeage. I wasn't well and
Speaker 4: my friend was like, my, my friend, that's the opposite,
Speaker 4: which is.
Speaker 2: Like, get in my car.
Speaker 4: I already haven't rooted it, got me in my car,
Speaker 4: and got me in her car and we handled it.
Speaker 3: Why was I?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I like to think I'm that that person
Speaker 2: that in an emergency, the adrenaline kicks in and I
Speaker 2: become this calm like we can. I can figure it.
Speaker 3: Out, and I don't want to find out.
Speaker 2: You don't want to find I would rather not find out.
Speaker 4: I think I'm like I'm very much at like make
Speaker 4: that person feel not in panic, right, And I think
Speaker 4: I can like downplay because I'm like.
Speaker 2: You're fine, you're fine to you're now gas lighting?
Speaker 3: Yeah, and yeah.
Speaker 4: My friend had something on her eye and I was like,
Speaker 4: you don't. And it was so actually that it was
Speaker 4: like a wedding and we're all bridesmaids.
Speaker 3: She's like, it's really in my life. I like really
Speaker 3: can't take.
Speaker 4: Pictures and I went, yes, you can. I did it
Speaker 4: in a thoughtful while, but like what cunt of me?
Speaker 4: I was like, there's honestly, I'm looking at your eight.
Speaker 2: I don't see anything that's very stage mom.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was like, we just got to keep going.
Speaker 2: We need to take the picture. The pageant is almost over.
Speaker 3: We need just smile and sit up a.
Speaker 2: Trophy on the line. There's a tr on the line. Wow, okay,
Speaker 2: I don't want you or Patrick around.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2: For my emergency. I want to be alone in an
Speaker 2: emergency and see how I deal with it.
Speaker 4: And just hey, Alexa, finish me off.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, uh, I think we should play a game.
Speaker 4: Yeah, let's do it.
Speaker 2: Let's play a game called Let's see onnals. What was
Speaker 2: the last game we played.
Speaker 3: I think that it was Gift or a Curse?
Speaker 2: Okay, I think we should play Gift Master. I needed
Speaker 2: a number between one and ten from you.
Speaker 5: Four.
Speaker 2: Okay. I have to do some light calculating to get
Speaker 2: our game piece game pieces. Okay, so you can promote, recommend,
Speaker 2: do whatever you want with the microphone. Well you're calculating
Speaker 2: right back.
Speaker 4: Yes, okay, Hey guys.
Speaker 2: What's up.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna promote. Oh yeah, I'll up promote me and
Speaker 3: Patrick's podcast.
Speaker 4: Bridger has been on it. It's really fun. Artists on
Speaker 4: artists on artists on artists for artists. We have a Patreon.
Speaker 4: We also do funny silly things. Bridgers episode super fun.
Speaker 4: Besides that, I'm gonna promote anyone making an authentic strawberry
Speaker 4: shortcake good for you because the store bought ones.
Speaker 3: They don't hit as hard. They just don't. My god,
Speaker 3: what are you calculating? I can't focus. I tried it
Speaker 3: a second time.
Speaker 4: It's fine stuff.
Speaker 2: It's a good cake.
Speaker 3: You'll let it's it for twenty minutes. Still tastes the same.
Speaker 2: It's a good cake. I've got our game pieces. This
Speaker 2: is how we play gift Master. I'm going to name
Speaker 2: three things, three gifts that you can give away, three objects, experiences,
Speaker 2: what have you. I'm going to name three celebrities. You're
Speaker 2: going to tell me which celebrity you would give yes, yes,
Speaker 2: which gift and why that makes sense?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: I hope you totally failed. I go, hey, what fifty nine.
Speaker 3: That gift? Kill that gift, marry that gift.
Speaker 2: Okay, you understand perfectly. Do I have anything to recommend? No,
Speaker 2: I already talked about the Patreon listener get into it.
Speaker 2: Do I have any thing outside of my own selfish
Speaker 2: self promotion to recommend? I alreadycommended the Little House on
Speaker 2: the Prairie, thinking, yeah, I guess we got nothing else.
Speaker 2: To recommend my apologies forgive me artists of the world.
Speaker 2: Artists on Artists on Artists is an excellent podcast. It's
Speaker 2: so funny and I had such a good time doing it.
Speaker 4: So funny.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna name the three gifts you're gonna and
Speaker 2: the celebrities you'll you know, you get it, got it? Okay.
Speaker 2: The three celebrities today are number one Benson Boone copy,
Speaker 2: Number two Erica Badoo, Oh my god, kind of opposite
Speaker 2: ends of the taste spectrum.
Speaker 3: I would say, different playlist.
Speaker 2: And number three is Dennis the Menace. Dennis the Menace
Speaker 2: is just a cartoon character.
Speaker 3: Uh, It's like little friend.
Speaker 2: Dennis the Menace is just kind of a local menace,
Speaker 2: blonde menace. It was I believe it started as a
Speaker 2: comic strip probably in the eighteen seventies, okay, became a cartoon,
Speaker 2: became a movie movies maybe, I don't know. And the
Speaker 2: three gifts you're going to be giving away today are
Speaker 2: Number one one weird long hair on their neck.
Speaker 3: Okay, it belongs on them, It's on them, Yes, it belongs.
Speaker 2: Okay, it belongs on them.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Number two four star accommodations, so not five star, not.
Speaker 3: Three star, four.
Speaker 2: Star accommodations and number three a sense of play.
Speaker 4: We don't need to give Benson Boone a sense of
Speaker 4: play because I.
Speaker 3: Think he's goad enough.
Speaker 2: What a playful guy, what a playful.
Speaker 4: If he's not flipping around, I don't know what else
Speaker 4: is playful. He's playful, he's a playful spirit, and he's like,
Speaker 4: let me try to be Harry styles, let me be playful.
Speaker 3: Sorry, that was rude. That was so rude.
Speaker 2: That was cruel. That was so rude.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm giving my girl Erica about to do a.
Speaker 4: Sense of play, oh wow, because I think she needs it.
Speaker 4: But I'm doing it because I think just she deserves it.
Speaker 2: And I think, yeah, she like I think she has it.
Speaker 3: Exactly. I think like a new dose of it, like
Speaker 3: a vitamin. It's always good, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: And I don't want to give Dennis the Menace or
Speaker 4: Benson Boonett. And that's kind of why I'm giving it
Speaker 4: to Erica.
Speaker 2: That's logical, perfect, and I think I.
Speaker 3: Actually trust her to regift.
Speaker 2: It well right right, if she should she need to, Yeah,
Speaker 2: she can have that gift clause.
Speaker 3: Then I'm giving.
Speaker 4: I'm giving Dennis the Menace a long hair, one gross
Speaker 4: one gross long hair on him. I'm giving him that
Speaker 4: because I think comic strips don't have a lot of
Speaker 4: good facial hair.
Speaker 2: Oh, interesting, they really don't.
Speaker 4: There's a lot of just like just like cartoons too.
Speaker 4: It's just like we don't see like disgusting ingrown hairs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot of clean faces, a lot of clean face.
Speaker 2: You're not seeing clean legs. I feel like you're not
Speaker 2: even seeing beards that often within the comic strips. No bushes,
Speaker 2: zero bushes.
Speaker 3: Show me a comic strip with a.
Speaker 4: Bush, please listeners, that's recommend me some it's insane. And
Speaker 4: then yeah, I'm giving Benson Boone the four star accommodations
Speaker 4: because it's nice. Sure, and it's not that nice.
Speaker 2: Yeah. It feels like he's probably at this point he's
Speaker 2: probably being showered with five star accommodations. He's probably getting spoiled.
Speaker 4: Yes, And I think it's good for someone popping off
Speaker 4: to not have the best of everything. I think he should.
Speaker 4: You should change it up and you should get a
Speaker 4: four star something.
Speaker 2: And go hmmm mm hmm. His sense of play is
Speaker 2: at risk.
Speaker 3: I think I answered it correctly, and I know, no, I.
Speaker 2: Think that you know, maybe first time of the history
Speaker 2: of this game. It's just correct, so annoying.
Speaker 3: I get it right.
Speaker 2: That's an A plus, an absolute A plus.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I didn't know we reingraded.
Speaker 2: Uh you are now, and I think you did a
Speaker 2: great job at Benson. Good luck with the good but
Speaker 2: not perfect hotel. Just be nice, do a backflip off
Speaker 2: the bed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're doing their best.
Speaker 2: They're doing their best. They're doing their absolute best. Okay.
Speaker 2: And now Anally's has a gift or a curse? That
Speaker 2: or yes, we didn't play this game. Analiz is going
Speaker 2: to give us a thing and they're going to ask
Speaker 2: us if it's a gift or a curse and why Okay,
Speaker 2: and then we'll answer and see who's correct, because An's
Speaker 2: has the correct answer.
Speaker 5: Okay, gift or a curse. The Fast and Furious franchise, h.
Speaker 2: Do you want to go or should I go?
Speaker 3: I'm gagged. You have to go first to people.
Speaker 2: Or to us, And again we don't get any more information,
Speaker 2: so you have to. Really we have to think about
Speaker 2: this international blockbusting franchise.
Speaker 3: Ten years of stuff.
Speaker 2: It does great numbers in every territory and is about
Speaker 2: a sense of family and maybe a sense of play,
Speaker 2: maybe a little. I'm going to say the Fast and
Speaker 2: the Furious franchise, ooh for me, I'm going to say
Speaker 2: it's a curse. I'm going to say, these are the
Speaker 2: Fast and the Furious films. I've seen number one. I've
Speaker 2: seen oh and I think what I think. I've seen
Speaker 2: that one, and then I've seen the spinoff called Hobbs
Speaker 2: and Shaw, which was the most top three most exhausting
Speaker 2: film experiences of my entire life. It was worse than
Speaker 2: watching a video game cut scene. There was absolutely nothing
Speaker 2: there for me. I'm going to say, ultimately, curse. I
Speaker 2: they're not for me, and I've This is the other thing, people,
Speaker 2: This is the thing about Fast and the Furious. Well,
Speaker 2: they're actually really good movies. Yeah, this is the every
Speaker 2: time start with number four. They're amazing movies. You've got
Speaker 2: to see the They're great movies. And then I watch
Speaker 2: them and I say, I don't think so.
Speaker 3: But that's what we're saying.
Speaker 2: Just because it's about men getting along with each other
Speaker 2: over stolen cars. And you know there's one girl always, yeah,
Speaker 2: there's one girl. She's one of the guys. She's always
Speaker 2: got to be one of the guys. I've been told
Speaker 2: too many times they're great movies. They're actually great movies.
Speaker 2: And then I watch them like I for I guess
Speaker 2: for what it is, but yeah, I don't care. And
Speaker 2: then I saw this Hobbs and Shop. Well now I'm
Speaker 2: I guess I'm lying because I've only seen the Hobbs
Speaker 2: and Shown, which I think people hate. I think, yeah,
Speaker 2: And then I saw the first one, which I will
Speaker 2: say is a bad movie. And now the Car and
Speaker 2: Fast and Furious community is gonna come after me. They're
Speaker 2: not for me, not my cup of tea. I think
Speaker 2: it's a curse.
Speaker 4: Well, if it's coming after you, it's coming up to
Speaker 4: me too, because I think it's a curse.
Speaker 3: I think it's a curse to me and to others.
Speaker 3: That movie's got to be like that.
Speaker 4: Once we passed like four or five of them. Now
Speaker 4: I was like, now every now it's kind of got
Speaker 4: to be like that. And that's what a curse is.
Speaker 4: It's things repeating over and over and over again, and
Speaker 4: it's being stuck in the same sin inescapable, inescapable, And
Speaker 4: I think that and I am mixing it up with
Speaker 4: the Transformers franchise. Oh yeah, that's worse, same shit, I think,
Speaker 4: same curse, different machine. One's family on Robots. I do
Speaker 4: love a family story.
Speaker 3: I love an ensemble movie.
Speaker 2: We'd love to see everyone getting along.
Speaker 4: But I think this is a curse because it's the
Speaker 4: kind of the same thing. It's kind of putting audiences
Speaker 4: on the same like male let's drive fast thing.
Speaker 2: Yes, this is the other thing. I'll say, fast and
Speaker 2: furious is a curse because you know, every man that
Speaker 2: goes to see those movies, as he's driving out of
Speaker 2: the parking lot of the movie theater is going a
Speaker 2: little bit too fast. He's thinking, I'm in the movie now. Yes,
Speaker 2: he's blasting his music. Yes he thinks I'm Hobbes. Truly.
Speaker 4: I think every time you see someone like be a
Speaker 4: little dickish on the.
Speaker 2: Road, they're thinking, look at me.
Speaker 4: I'm sure they're like listening to like a flow Rita
Speaker 4: song in there.
Speaker 3: Yes exactly, I gotta go.
Speaker 4: And like that's really fun and good escapism, And I
Speaker 4: get it, and I do that with other shit in
Speaker 4: my life, but not on the road.
Speaker 2: Boys, No, keep it off the road. Keep it off
Speaker 2: the highways is.
Speaker 3: They're a girl boss, fast and furious. Oh like a
Speaker 3: foal where it was like sheesus daughter.
Speaker 2: Oh interesting, interesting that all was there? Who did Ocean's eight? Yeah,
Speaker 2: get them on this Fast and the Furious girl boss?
Speaker 3: Yeah, fast in the furious, curly hair. That was so bad.
Speaker 4: I'm hitting such a massive wall. I'm becoming a bad time.
Speaker 2: Next, what's the answer.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry?
Speaker 2: Oh, turn it's a gift.
Speaker 3: It's a gift.
Speaker 5: It unites so many different kinds of people. I've met
Speaker 5: the most random people who happen to love this franchise.
Speaker 5: They're so little that brings us together. And you know what,
Speaker 5: isn't family always a gift? Let's be let's be real.
Speaker 2: No, watch any movie about Thanksgiving.
Speaker 3: It's awful. It's a trap, a curse and.
Speaker 2: Bad on a Lisa. I wish this window could like
Speaker 2: darken and I could push a tint so I didn't
Speaker 2: have to even look at you.
Speaker 5: You're gonna have to stare directly into my eyes when
Speaker 5: I tell you the Fast and the Furious franchise a gift.
Speaker 2: If you wouldn't mind an editing, just remove you saying
Speaker 2: it's a gift and say it's a curse. You can
Speaker 2: use my voice. Curse curse, curse, curse, curse, curse.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 4: This is Analise's clean audio saying it's a curse. Beep
Speaker 4: beep put in like a car run engine, yeah, revving.
Speaker 2: Uh men screaming and fighting with each other. Okay, Well
Speaker 2: Anally's unfortunately is out of control and wrong. Uh. But
Speaker 2: and we were correct this time. Thank you, Analis And uh.
Speaker 2: This is the final segment of the podcast. It's called
Speaker 2: I said no emails. People right into I said no
Speaker 2: gifts at gmail dot com. They'll send their voicemails. They'll
Speaker 2: send emails. They're begging for questions. We hope me answer
Speaker 2: a question. Okay, this first one. Uh, actually, let's do that.
Speaker 2: I got a quick one. This is from a Patreon Uh.
Speaker 2: It's from a listener named Rick. What is your favorite
Speaker 2: nineteen nineties TV show? I think this is a nice
Speaker 2: quick answer. One oh.
Speaker 3: Seventh Heaven.
Speaker 2: Oh I never saw it.
Speaker 3: I really love it. It's so weird.
Speaker 2: And is this, I hate to say it, the one
Speaker 2: where the guy ended up being a.
Speaker 4: Oh no, really the main actor I don't know, probably
Speaker 4: name of nineteen nineties show that wasn't I'm not normalized you.
Speaker 3: Know what I mean.
Speaker 2: I need to see Seventh Heaven. I bet I would
Speaker 2: love that.
Speaker 4: Now, I don't think you need to but on the
Speaker 4: same lines as you need to see The Raccoon.
Speaker 2: Now, don't put those two in the same category. But
Speaker 2: I bet I would love Seventh Heaven. This feels like
Speaker 2: it would be a weird show to watch.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was so weird, And I think it has
Speaker 4: a funny memory in my heart because my mom used
Speaker 4: to use it as like a teaching mechanism for me.
Speaker 4: Oh real, like anytime, like the daughter in the show
Speaker 4: would lie to her mom, and mom would be in
Speaker 4: the other room, like.
Speaker 3: You see, that's not good. She's lying. That's not that good,
Speaker 3: don't you think that? And it worked every time for me.
Speaker 2: So I think that's a great answer. It's a great
Speaker 2: classic piece of sperience. I mean, my sincere answer is
Speaker 2: probably Strangers with Candy. I think Strangers with Candy is
Speaker 2: probably number one. But I feel like there's a bunch
Speaker 2: of ties. It's like that. I love New Radio, I
Speaker 2: love Futurama. There are a bunch of great shows, of
Speaker 2: course from that decade, all kinds of wonderful programs.
Speaker 4: I don't know if cat Dog on Cartoon Network was
Speaker 4: the two thousands. That feels two thousands, right that came
Speaker 4: to mind for some right.
Speaker 2: We'll count it. Okay. Now let's answer a problem real
Speaker 2: quick here. This is dearest bridget okay. And I don't
Speaker 2: know if that was on purpose or autocorrect or whatever,
Speaker 2: but I'm insulted either way and shameful guest. My step
Speaker 2: mom was at my house before going on a vacation
Speaker 2: and asked if I had any good books she could borrow,
Speaker 2: and said she promises she'd give it back. It's been
Speaker 2: over a year and she hasn't returned to the book.
Speaker 2: I asked her if she ever finished it, and she
Speaker 2: said she accidentally left it on the plane and that
Speaker 2: she'd get me a replacement copy. That was months ago.
Speaker 2: I want my book back because I really liked the book,
Speaker 2: and it's the principle of it all. How do I
Speaker 2: get her to get my book? Many thanks? And that's casey,
Speaker 2: step mom trouble.
Speaker 3: How do you get your book back?
Speaker 2: How do you get the book back?
Speaker 3: So she said she would replace it, and she has not.
Speaker 2: And she left it on the plane. She would get
Speaker 2: it back, come hell or high water, and it hasn't
Speaker 2: come back to her yet, So how do you? I mean,
Speaker 2: my mind immediately goes to the ultimate lender of books
Speaker 2: is the library. Yes, what happens when you don't return
Speaker 2: the book to the library, they start to find you. Yes,
Speaker 2: when you don't pay the fine, what happens They call collections.
Speaker 3: I didn't know that.
Speaker 2: That may or may not be true, but that's where
Speaker 2: my mind goes.
Speaker 4: I still have a UCLA book that I have from
Speaker 4: going there destroying email recently, and I was like, what
Speaker 4: do you have on me?
Speaker 2: Your credit is negative fifty?
Speaker 3: Oh give me a bad grade five years later, six
Speaker 3: years later.
Speaker 2: So I mean, now you know, when I think library
Speaker 2: calling collections on you, maybe the repo man is now
Speaker 2: driving away in your car. Yeah why not? Why not
Speaker 2: you care? Yes? Stepmom?
Speaker 3: Stepmom? So sorry?
Speaker 2: Or your mother in law? You just have that sense
Speaker 2: of play we're all talking about. That's all about.
Speaker 3: I heard her leaving it on the plane. I went,
Speaker 3: that's a mother in.
Speaker 2: Law, that's a real mother, and that's got it.
Speaker 3: Got it.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't know how you call collections on somebody,
Speaker 2: or if that's something you have to do through official channels,
Speaker 2: or if you just fill out a report, but to
Speaker 2: destroy this woman's credit and maybe have her car repode
Speaker 2: or yeah TV taken take to Reddit, take to Reddit.
Speaker 2: There we go kind of just docs air complete.
Speaker 3: I don't know what you do in a way that's
Speaker 3: like get.
Speaker 2: How many times do I have to ask you?
Speaker 3: Like for Christmas? Do you get her the book again?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: And go? Now, make this right, give it to me.
Speaker 2: That's not a bad idea. But then you pay for it.
Speaker 4: I know, and that's not the right thing. But then
Speaker 4: do you get the satisfaction of seeing her know that
Speaker 4: she messed up and you paid for it and fixed
Speaker 4: her problem.
Speaker 3: But you're right, it's the principle of.
Speaker 2: It, principle of it, and this person's out of control
Speaker 2: and irresponsible. I you know, Ultimately, I think the most
Speaker 2: you can do is take some money from her wallet
Speaker 2: and just and then buy yourself the book. Treat yourself
Speaker 2: with the fifty dollars you took out a stepmom's wallet.
Speaker 3: Go into her wallet. But it's your money.
Speaker 2: It is your money.
Speaker 3: Find out however much that book is goes for right now?
Speaker 4: Yes, okay, And whatever money she's holding that is that amount,
Speaker 4: that's your money.
Speaker 2: And maybe a little money for ice cream, a little
Speaker 2: something for the drive home.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I get something for the drive home.
Speaker 2: And then the step mom will hopefully learn her lesson.
Speaker 2: If she doesn't, Dad can divorce her. He's done it before,
Speaker 2: I'll do it again. That's all I'm saying. Well, Casey,
Speaker 2: there you got the perfect answer. Don't write back in Wow,
Speaker 2: Well we've got this gorgeous cake. I have these beautiful paintings.
Speaker 2: I'm so thrilled about them. I'm so thrulled that you're
Speaker 2: coming out into the light. You're bringing your hobby into
Speaker 2: the light. I think that's a genuinely terrifying thing to do. Yeah,
Speaker 2: if I had ever done any if I had any
Speaker 2: skill or hobby that I was able to present to
Speaker 2: other people, I just couldn't do it.
Speaker 3: Especially when you want it to be private.
Speaker 2: Yes, when you want it to be a deeply private
Speaker 2: affair and then you blow it out publicly.
Speaker 3: Then it feels weird to throw it away.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, And it feels weird to genuinely give to someone, right,
Speaker 4: So why.
Speaker 2: Not genuinely giving a piece of your art to somebody
Speaker 2: that seems that's like writing a song about somebody.
Speaker 3: That's like a self portrait, a little bit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a little What are you doing now? Our
Speaker 2: relationship is what? Wait you think for that? Good of friends?
Speaker 4: Someone painted my face and their face together and gave
Speaker 4: it to me once and true. Yeah, an old boyfriend.
Speaker 3: Oh it's over, it's done, walk it up.
Speaker 2: No, thank you, noodank.
Speaker 3: You and I looked ugly in it.
Speaker 4: At least give me big and knockers.
Speaker 2: Well, I've had a wonderful time with you.
Speaker 3: Thank you for having me. I'm sorry about this.
Speaker 2: Thank you for the apology. Listener, The podcast is over.
Speaker 2: If you have some cake, do with that what you want.
Speaker 2: Go do something nice for yourself, get your dad to
Speaker 2: divorce your step mom. I don't know. The podcast is over.
Speaker 2: I love you, goodbye. I said No Gifts is an
Speaker 2: exactly right production. Our senior producer is on Alisa Nelson,
Speaker 2: and our episodes are beautifully mixed by Ben Tolliday. The
Speaker 2: theme song is by miracle worker Amy Mann, and we
Speaker 2: couldn't do it without our booker, Patrick Cottner. You must
Speaker 2: follow the show on Instagram at I said No Gifts,
Speaker 2: that's where you're going to see pictures of all these
Speaker 2: wonderful gifts I'm getting. And don't you want to see
Speaker 2: the gifts.
Speaker 3: But I invited you, hear.
Speaker 1: Thought. I made myself perfectly clear.
Speaker 3: But you're a.
Speaker 2: Guess to my home.
Speaker 1: You gotta come to me empty, and I said, no guests.
Speaker 1: Your own presences presents enough. I already had too much stuff,
Speaker 1: So how did you dare to surbey me?