1 00:00:00,360 --> 00:00:03,400 Speaker 1: A little bit inside baseball. Oh no, hey, you can 2 00:00:03,440 --> 00:00:06,080 Speaker 1: turn down that third mic. We don't need it anymore. 3 00:00:08,119 --> 00:00:10,080 Speaker 1: I mean I saw you turn it on, and I 4 00:00:10,200 --> 00:00:15,840 Speaker 1: was like, oh, hey the time in a moment of 5 00:00:15,880 --> 00:00:24,040 Speaker 1: silence for the one we've lost. Thank you, guys, do 6 00:00:24,120 --> 00:00:29,000 Speaker 1: one thing for me. You're watching sports. You get a hunch, 7 00:00:29,800 --> 00:00:33,320 Speaker 1: put a dollar on it. Take him to a ruba 8 00:00:33,640 --> 00:00:38,920 Speaker 1: and bleep that. I can't believe what's he doing? You 9 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:43,800 Speaker 1: know what? He standing out there? He misses us, He 10 00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:47,040 Speaker 1: misses us here he comes, turn on the mic, he 11 00:00:47,200 --> 00:00:51,840 Speaker 1: misses us. No, no, he walked on by. He did 12 00:00:51,920 --> 00:00:54,880 Speaker 1: look in here. Oh he looked like a sad poppy. 13 00:00:54,920 --> 00:00:58,120 Speaker 1: He didn't know where to go. Oh that's so terrible. 14 00:01:00,120 --> 00:01:04,559 Speaker 1: Oh hit it, just hit it. I got it. Wait, wait, 15 00:01:04,680 --> 00:01:08,040 Speaker 1: we're gonna do it live? Right? Do it? Ray? I mean, 16 00:01:09,760 --> 00:01:13,880 Speaker 1: Art'll get over here. Man, we're gonna do it live. 17 00:01:14,680 --> 00:01:20,760 Speaker 1: Oh what? Two? Three? So losers? What up? Everybody? I 18 00:01:20,800 --> 00:01:23,120 Speaker 1: am lunchbox. I know the most about sports, So I'll 19 00:01:23,160 --> 00:01:26,479 Speaker 1: give you the sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm 20 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:29,760 Speaker 1: pretty much a sports genius. What up, y'all? It is? 21 00:01:29,800 --> 00:01:32,640 Speaker 1: Sisson wasn't used to go right there, I'm from the North. 22 00:01:32,680 --> 00:01:34,720 Speaker 1: I'm an alpha male. I live on the West side 23 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:38,319 Speaker 1: of Nashville with Bazer. On the weekends, we shotgun white claws. 24 00:01:38,440 --> 00:01:40,560 Speaker 1: This weekend with the Masters, there were a lot of 25 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:44,319 Speaker 1: them being put down, primarily Friday. Took Saturday off and 26 00:01:44,360 --> 00:01:46,840 Speaker 1: then drank some more on Sunday. Over to you, why 27 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:49,400 Speaker 1: didn't you take Saturday off, dude. Saturday was weird because 28 00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:51,400 Speaker 1: I had to go help her lift stuff with her parents. 29 00:01:51,480 --> 00:01:53,520 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be all drunk trying to lift stuff 30 00:01:53,560 --> 00:01:55,120 Speaker 1: into a car. I didn't know if I was gonna 31 00:01:55,120 --> 00:01:57,520 Speaker 1: be driving. She moving out of your place and moving 32 00:01:57,560 --> 00:01:59,720 Speaker 1: into her parents. No, they had an event the east. 33 00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:02,440 Speaker 1: They did an Easter event on Saturday. Got it so 34 00:02:02,520 --> 00:02:04,680 Speaker 1: and then she said she's gonna need help again, so 35 00:02:04,720 --> 00:02:06,880 Speaker 1: I didn't know if a ride was involved or so. 36 00:02:06,920 --> 00:02:10,079 Speaker 1: I've just had literally one drink and there was no Masters, 37 00:02:10,560 --> 00:02:13,320 Speaker 1: and it was foggy out in rainy, so there's not 38 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:16,240 Speaker 1: really motive. I know some people are morbid like that 39 00:02:16,280 --> 00:02:18,440 Speaker 1: and drink when it's dark and if it's not sunny, 40 00:02:18,440 --> 00:02:20,560 Speaker 1: I don't really feel like drinking. It's kind of sad. 41 00:02:20,560 --> 00:02:23,680 Speaker 1: It's depressing time to drink and the Masters on Saturday. 42 00:02:23,800 --> 00:02:26,360 Speaker 1: I mean, what the hell took them so long to 43 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:29,760 Speaker 1: cancel it? I mean, the dudes were playing, there were 44 00:02:29,800 --> 00:02:33,200 Speaker 1: puddles on the green, and there's people putting it. I mean, 45 00:02:33,440 --> 00:02:37,760 Speaker 1: I have never seen a golf tournament where they're just 46 00:02:37,840 --> 00:02:40,760 Speaker 1: carrying umbrellas the players. I don't think I've ever seen that. 47 00:02:40,840 --> 00:02:43,880 Speaker 1: It's pretty awesome. Tiger had a dope umbrella, but they 48 00:02:43,960 --> 00:02:46,320 Speaker 1: had some cool ass umbrellas, and all the fans had 49 00:02:46,360 --> 00:02:49,120 Speaker 1: their tool as Masters umbrellas that they've probably paid two 50 00:02:49,200 --> 00:02:52,800 Speaker 1: hundred for. The Masters made two million dollars on umbrellas alone. 51 00:02:53,040 --> 00:02:55,200 Speaker 1: Titans do it every year whenever it rains. Then you're 52 00:02:55,200 --> 00:02:57,079 Speaker 1: gonna buy the Titans craft that you never wear again. 53 00:02:57,120 --> 00:02:59,359 Speaker 1: That's waterproof. Yeah, oh, let me buy a puncho. Let 54 00:02:59,360 --> 00:03:01,079 Speaker 1: me spend thirty dollars on a punch of That is 55 00:03:01,120 --> 00:03:02,760 Speaker 1: a freaking plastic bag and I'm gonna throw it in 56 00:03:02,800 --> 00:03:04,320 Speaker 1: the trash when i walk out of here. So this 57 00:03:04,360 --> 00:03:06,400 Speaker 1: isn't ann answer your question, but it may start too. 58 00:03:06,480 --> 00:03:08,960 Speaker 1: I guess the Greens that the Masters are unlike any other. 59 00:03:09,040 --> 00:03:12,840 Speaker 1: It's the tournament unlike any other. The Masters, but I 60 00:03:12,880 --> 00:03:16,919 Speaker 1: saw something where they can there's some system underneath them 61 00:03:16,919 --> 00:03:19,360 Speaker 1: where they pump crap out of them that it's not 62 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:22,960 Speaker 1: our local MUNI no way. Yeah, it's not like McKay. 63 00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:25,280 Speaker 1: But there's a lot of crap under those greens. You 64 00:03:25,280 --> 00:03:28,040 Speaker 1: had no idea. Was there something about it going up, 65 00:03:28,280 --> 00:03:32,160 Speaker 1: vaporizing and this and that I read something, didn't memorize 66 00:03:32,160 --> 00:03:33,960 Speaker 1: it forgot. We had a punch. No, I understand. I 67 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:37,560 Speaker 1: don't care about what's underneath. There were puddles on the 68 00:03:37,640 --> 00:03:41,160 Speaker 1: green well, because they obviously wanted to get so, they 69 00:03:41,160 --> 00:03:43,240 Speaker 1: got some holes in. They got some, but once it 70 00:03:43,360 --> 00:03:47,440 Speaker 1: started monsooning, it was like, okay, let's stop it. No, 71 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:50,400 Speaker 1: we're gonna keep playing. Okay, hit it into this, then 72 00:03:50,520 --> 00:03:53,160 Speaker 1: trees are falling down. They didn't need to do that 73 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:55,360 Speaker 1: because they could. You can squeeze two rounds of golf 74 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:57,520 Speaker 1: and on a Sunday very tight. We learned that from 75 00:03:57,520 --> 00:03:59,400 Speaker 1: the Dell though, because on the Dell that I think 76 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:02,000 Speaker 1: they squeezed in. Yeah. Well, the Dell is different when 77 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:05,279 Speaker 1: it's only four players or whatever, because it's a semifinals 78 00:04:05,280 --> 00:04:07,880 Speaker 1: and finals, so there's only four players. This is you're 79 00:04:07,880 --> 00:04:11,560 Speaker 1: having shotgun starts, people going off number nine people whatever. 80 00:04:11,920 --> 00:04:15,680 Speaker 1: But it was crazy. And then the trees falling. Hopefully 81 00:04:15,800 --> 00:04:19,000 Speaker 1: it's gonna happen in Nashville with this wind and rain. 82 00:04:19,080 --> 00:04:21,200 Speaker 1: We notice that they can happen. It can also, I guess, 83 00:04:21,240 --> 00:04:24,520 Speaker 1: happen in Georgia. But I don't know how people didn't die. 84 00:04:25,320 --> 00:04:28,440 Speaker 1: You hear them coming down. They creak in the grounds 85 00:04:29,160 --> 00:04:32,640 Speaker 1: unless some of those older people. No, no, but they 86 00:04:32,839 --> 00:04:34,719 Speaker 1: they got out of town, out of the way in 87 00:04:34,920 --> 00:04:38,200 Speaker 1: seconds before. But a tree is it's five feet wide, 88 00:04:38,200 --> 00:04:42,839 Speaker 1: do you kind of judge it with branches? But you 89 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:45,480 Speaker 1: have thirty seconds warning to get five feet I mean 90 00:04:45,520 --> 00:04:47,920 Speaker 1: even if old Grandpa is in a wheelchair, I think 91 00:04:47,960 --> 00:04:51,119 Speaker 1: he can manage to do that. And my first thought 92 00:04:51,240 --> 00:04:55,400 Speaker 1: was that's some Live shit. I'm thinking some people that 93 00:04:55,440 --> 00:04:58,479 Speaker 1: work with Live never thought that this is this, this 94 00:04:58,560 --> 00:05:02,800 Speaker 1: is my conspiracy thing. Oh. They had brooks Kepka in 95 00:05:02,839 --> 00:05:06,280 Speaker 1: the lead and they were like, listen, if we cause 96 00:05:06,360 --> 00:05:11,640 Speaker 1: some kind of catastrophe, Live wins the Masters, They're not 97 00:05:11,640 --> 00:05:13,440 Speaker 1: gonna be able to play the tournament and Live will 98 00:05:13,440 --> 00:05:16,040 Speaker 1: be the champion. But if that's tied back to you, 99 00:05:16,200 --> 00:05:23,040 Speaker 1: that's murder. Yeah, but Live is good at covering things up. 100 00:05:23,160 --> 00:05:25,520 Speaker 1: But my question is this when the trees fell was 101 00:05:25,560 --> 00:05:28,719 Speaker 1: Brooks leading. He was leading, so they didn't need the trees. 102 00:05:28,839 --> 00:05:31,080 Speaker 1: So that doesn't make any sense. But they wanted they 103 00:05:31,080 --> 00:05:33,160 Speaker 1: wanted the tournament to be, Oh, that's the winner because 104 00:05:33,160 --> 00:05:35,400 Speaker 1: he was leading after however many holes. Now that makes 105 00:05:35,440 --> 00:05:37,320 Speaker 1: more sense. Now. I don't really believe that it was 106 00:05:37,320 --> 00:05:38,880 Speaker 1: a live thing. Just when I saw it, I was like, oh, 107 00:05:38,920 --> 00:05:41,080 Speaker 1: here we go. They're trying to take out John Ram 108 00:05:41,520 --> 00:05:44,080 Speaker 1: and thank god for the Masters and all their cameras. 109 00:05:44,120 --> 00:05:45,920 Speaker 1: Any other tournament we would have never had footage. You 110 00:05:45,920 --> 00:05:47,880 Speaker 1: would have never seen it. But they had every hole. 111 00:05:47,920 --> 00:05:50,120 Speaker 1: If you guys followed the Masters at all, let me 112 00:05:50,160 --> 00:05:52,279 Speaker 1: switch up this music bed Sorry about that. If you 113 00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:55,880 Speaker 1: followed the Masters, it showed every golfers, every swing at 114 00:05:55,920 --> 00:05:59,920 Speaker 1: every hole. No other tournament does that. But to the website. 115 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:01,880 Speaker 1: You know what I read about in the Masters this weekend. 116 00:06:02,080 --> 00:06:04,240 Speaker 1: I was doing some deep dives. There was article, so 117 00:06:04,279 --> 00:06:06,280 Speaker 1: I'm clicking on them. You want to know how much 118 00:06:06,320 --> 00:06:11,640 Speaker 1: they make from their TV rights in America? One hundred million. 119 00:06:12,600 --> 00:06:20,760 Speaker 1: Guess again, less zero dollars, zero dollars. Because they want 120 00:06:20,760 --> 00:06:24,240 Speaker 1: to control it, ding ding ding, They give ESPN and 121 00:06:24,360 --> 00:06:27,599 Speaker 1: CBS or whatever. I think it's CBS. They gave them 122 00:06:27,839 --> 00:06:32,120 Speaker 1: absolutely for free as long as they can have creative control. 123 00:06:32,480 --> 00:06:35,040 Speaker 1: That is so crazy. And they don't sell merch online. 124 00:06:35,680 --> 00:06:39,000 Speaker 1: You have to buy merch at the Masters. That's it. 125 00:06:39,080 --> 00:06:42,520 Speaker 1: You gotta get itbay, well maybe eBay at the secondary sales. 126 00:06:42,560 --> 00:06:44,680 Speaker 1: But I'm saying they were saying how they leave so 127 00:06:44,760 --> 00:06:47,799 Speaker 1: much money on the table just so they can have control. 128 00:06:47,880 --> 00:06:49,800 Speaker 1: Plus they want people out to go there to buy 129 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:52,839 Speaker 1: the merchandise. If they sold merchandise online, people would be 130 00:06:52,839 --> 00:06:55,520 Speaker 1: buying it year round. Instead, they sell it boom in 131 00:06:55,560 --> 00:06:58,120 Speaker 1: the pro shop. That's it. So when you see somebody 132 00:06:58,160 --> 00:07:00,560 Speaker 1: wearing it, it's a little bit of a flex. Yes, 133 00:07:00,680 --> 00:07:02,440 Speaker 1: that means they either know someone that's been there, or 134 00:07:02,480 --> 00:07:05,080 Speaker 1: they've been there. The Dodd's baby got a onesie that 135 00:07:05,160 --> 00:07:08,280 Speaker 1: was the Masters, Well did they get that. They must 136 00:07:08,360 --> 00:07:11,480 Speaker 1: know a person that went and got the onesie he had. 137 00:07:11,520 --> 00:07:14,560 Speaker 1: Augusta has to be because you can't buy it online. 138 00:07:15,080 --> 00:07:18,720 Speaker 1: So that's a flex though. Well, there's not a poor 139 00:07:18,840 --> 00:07:22,880 Speaker 1: kid at school that's gonna wear Augusta Masters. A poor 140 00:07:22,920 --> 00:07:24,880 Speaker 1: kid is not gonna wear it because he doesn't have 141 00:07:24,960 --> 00:07:27,600 Speaker 1: it right, So it's almost a designer brand. They've made 142 00:07:27,600 --> 00:07:31,840 Speaker 1: it that exclusive. Like I my friends this weekend they 143 00:07:31,840 --> 00:07:33,560 Speaker 1: had a one year old birthday party for their kid. 144 00:07:34,240 --> 00:07:37,680 Speaker 1: They don't live here, but they had it hour no 145 00:07:37,800 --> 00:07:41,120 Speaker 1: hole in one and everybody dressed in Masters stuff. That's cool, yeah, 146 00:07:41,240 --> 00:07:43,240 Speaker 1: like them, like it was color. So he was like, 147 00:07:43,320 --> 00:07:45,120 Speaker 1: you know, he had a white jumpsuit and he had 148 00:07:45,120 --> 00:07:47,240 Speaker 1: his name on it, and then they were in their 149 00:07:47,280 --> 00:07:49,960 Speaker 1: golf attire and it was pretty cool. I don't know. 150 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:51,920 Speaker 1: They go drinking. There's a thing where a bunch of 151 00:07:51,920 --> 00:07:54,160 Speaker 1: co eds they'll go drink around town and the girls 152 00:07:54,160 --> 00:07:57,040 Speaker 1: wear their skirts. They're a golfer girls, and the guys 153 00:07:57,040 --> 00:07:59,560 Speaker 1: are golfer guys and it's kind of Masters themed and 154 00:07:59,600 --> 00:08:02,360 Speaker 1: you go to from bars and you dress up his golfers. 155 00:08:02,640 --> 00:08:04,760 Speaker 1: It's a themed type. Yeah. Yeah, I've done. I've done 156 00:08:04,760 --> 00:08:06,680 Speaker 1: a bar crawl like that. Now here's you want to 157 00:08:06,680 --> 00:08:09,840 Speaker 1: how much when they make a merch ten million dollars 158 00:08:09,840 --> 00:08:14,160 Speaker 1: in merchandise a day during the freaking Masters a million 159 00:08:14,200 --> 00:08:18,880 Speaker 1: dollars an hour, sixteen thousand dollars of merchandise is sold 160 00:08:18,920 --> 00:08:22,520 Speaker 1: every minute, two hundred and seventy seven dollars worth every second. 161 00:08:22,960 --> 00:08:26,000 Speaker 1: That is unbelievable. You know what I was catching myself 162 00:08:26,040 --> 00:08:28,880 Speaker 1: doing looking in the crowd son to see people, well, 163 00:08:28,880 --> 00:08:31,000 Speaker 1: the ones that had paid five thousand for those tickets 164 00:08:31,120 --> 00:08:33,240 Speaker 1: or they got lucky with the lottery. Yes. And then 165 00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:35,800 Speaker 1: when you're in there, when it's raining and the stands 166 00:08:35,800 --> 00:08:38,600 Speaker 1: are empty, Oh my guys, this is your one chance 167 00:08:38,640 --> 00:08:40,520 Speaker 1: to go to the Masters. I don't give a damn 168 00:08:40,559 --> 00:08:42,880 Speaker 1: if it's hailing, if they're playing golf, you better be 169 00:08:42,920 --> 00:08:45,000 Speaker 1: out there. The stands were empty. But I think they 170 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:47,959 Speaker 1: have also other cool stuff on the grounds. There's underground 171 00:08:48,040 --> 00:08:51,240 Speaker 1: not there's clubhouses you can hang out where it's all elite. 172 00:08:51,280 --> 00:08:54,720 Speaker 1: There's fireplaces from the eighteen great great fireplaces. But you're 173 00:08:54,760 --> 00:08:57,480 Speaker 1: not seeing them play golf, right, but you're inside, you're drinking. 174 00:08:57,480 --> 00:09:00,560 Speaker 1: I don't care, tulip. If it's a two dollars, If 175 00:09:00,559 --> 00:09:03,840 Speaker 1: it is golf is going on, come hell or high water. 176 00:09:03,880 --> 00:09:05,760 Speaker 1: If you paid or you were invited to the Masters, 177 00:09:05,840 --> 00:09:07,480 Speaker 1: and this is the only time you're ever gonna get 178 00:09:07,520 --> 00:09:11,120 Speaker 1: to go, you go out and watch. And so if 179 00:09:11,160 --> 00:09:13,160 Speaker 1: you are watching it, it's for the love of the game. 180 00:09:13,200 --> 00:09:15,560 Speaker 1: Because these people can't live bet. I don't believe you 181 00:09:15,559 --> 00:09:17,640 Speaker 1: can even bet in Georgia. Well, you can't have your 182 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:19,520 Speaker 1: phone out, so you can't live That's what I'm saying. 183 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:21,520 Speaker 1: So you must have had to place the bets before 184 00:09:21,559 --> 00:09:23,880 Speaker 1: the tournament even started, or you're just there for the 185 00:09:23,920 --> 00:09:26,760 Speaker 1: love of golf and the experience. I understand that exists. 186 00:09:26,960 --> 00:09:29,439 Speaker 1: I get it. But most of us now are picking 187 00:09:29,440 --> 00:09:31,720 Speaker 1: golfers and they probably had their good old boys tournament 188 00:09:31,880 --> 00:09:34,320 Speaker 1: where you pick it with your buddies, Yes, like I did, 189 00:09:34,520 --> 00:09:37,680 Speaker 1: where we pick six golfers and you freaking you know 190 00:09:37,760 --> 00:09:40,440 Speaker 1: your lowest two golfers don't count. Well. First of all, 191 00:09:40,440 --> 00:09:43,480 Speaker 1: Will's al tourist, freaking withdrawals before he even teas off. 192 00:09:43,520 --> 00:09:47,360 Speaker 1: Then he had then he had back surgery. Didn't know that? Okay, cool? Thanks, well, 193 00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:50,160 Speaker 1: would have helped if I knew he had a bad bag. Yeah, 194 00:09:50,160 --> 00:09:54,120 Speaker 1: And then I had five golfers left. One of them 195 00:09:54,120 --> 00:09:58,400 Speaker 1: made the cut. That's brutal that in draft one out 196 00:09:58,440 --> 00:10:01,680 Speaker 1: of six made the cut. Usually we would do it 197 00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:04,120 Speaker 1: and draft kings, we would do it and we pick golfers. 198 00:10:04,160 --> 00:10:06,360 Speaker 1: You'd have to have four make it cut to have 199 00:10:06,400 --> 00:10:08,320 Speaker 1: a chance to win. That's exactly what I aimed for, 200 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:09,840 Speaker 1: is four out of six to make the cut. So 201 00:10:09,880 --> 00:10:11,880 Speaker 1: how did you do do you make any money? I 202 00:10:11,920 --> 00:10:16,200 Speaker 1: got dead last my golfers for the weekend. My total 203 00:10:16,440 --> 00:10:20,040 Speaker 1: was plus sixty six, and then what was a winning 204 00:10:20,080 --> 00:10:23,600 Speaker 1: total like minus twenty. Yeah, so I lost by about 205 00:10:23,600 --> 00:10:25,960 Speaker 1: eighty strokes. And they also did another thing where the 206 00:10:26,040 --> 00:10:27,960 Speaker 1: golfers that didn't have to deal with the rain were 207 00:10:28,080 --> 00:10:29,920 Speaker 1: plus eighteen. If you had to deal with the rain, 208 00:10:29,960 --> 00:10:32,079 Speaker 1: you were plus eighty eight in the actual golf game. 209 00:10:32,120 --> 00:10:34,640 Speaker 1: And that's what's amazing. It was a huge disadvantage. John 210 00:10:34,720 --> 00:10:37,160 Speaker 1: Ram had all the bad weather that he had to 211 00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:40,079 Speaker 1: deal with, he had to play multi and he's still 212 00:10:40,800 --> 00:10:43,840 Speaker 1: Brooks Kepka had perfect weather every single time. He didn't 213 00:10:43,840 --> 00:10:46,520 Speaker 1: have to battle those elements, and Brooks admitted to that 214 00:10:46,960 --> 00:10:50,800 Speaker 1: it was so that's how impressive John Rom was. It 215 00:10:50,880 --> 00:10:53,720 Speaker 1: was so impressive for him to not only battle the 216 00:10:53,760 --> 00:10:58,440 Speaker 1: weather before strokes down go and then he just like Sunday, 217 00:10:59,160 --> 00:11:01,960 Speaker 1: I was expected, this is gonna be so exciting, it's 218 00:11:01,960 --> 00:11:04,680 Speaker 1: gonna be boom shot for shot. It wasn't. It was 219 00:11:04,720 --> 00:11:06,880 Speaker 1: a snooze fest. Well, because all the guys that were 220 00:11:06,880 --> 00:11:09,400 Speaker 1: gonna be close can't lay who is the other one? 221 00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:13,280 Speaker 1: And also keep cut. They all asked the bed, all 222 00:11:13,320 --> 00:11:15,800 Speaker 1: of them but they were all above par, just shooting 223 00:11:15,920 --> 00:11:18,640 Speaker 1: left right. It was so boring, like after the seventh hole, 224 00:11:19,040 --> 00:11:21,120 Speaker 1: you could have turned that off because it never got 225 00:11:21,160 --> 00:11:24,040 Speaker 1: close again. There was no like, oh my gosh, John 226 00:11:24,120 --> 00:11:26,520 Speaker 1: Ram looks like he's about to fall apart. Oh Brooks 227 00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:28,720 Speaker 1: looks like he's about to make a run. It was 228 00:11:28,960 --> 00:11:31,200 Speaker 1: us snooze fest. Might as well play this music. We 229 00:11:31,240 --> 00:11:32,800 Speaker 1: only get to play it once a year. But the 230 00:11:33,080 --> 00:11:35,600 Speaker 1: betting account for the couples is down to seventy dollars. 231 00:11:35,920 --> 00:11:39,400 Speaker 1: We did a twenty dollar bet when Kepco was like 232 00:11:39,440 --> 00:11:45,199 Speaker 1: even money. It was basically picked rom or kept cut. Dude, No, no, 233 00:11:45,440 --> 00:11:47,959 Speaker 1: Rom hits it in the woods. In this tournament he 234 00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:50,680 Speaker 1: hit forty eight out of seventy two fairways. The ones 235 00:11:50,760 --> 00:11:53,040 Speaker 1: I watched, he s is the bed down the stretch, 236 00:11:53,400 --> 00:11:56,080 Speaker 1: this one all. I guess maybe the Masters is easy 237 00:11:56,120 --> 00:11:58,960 Speaker 1: to hit the fairway. I don't think it is. Did 238 00:11:58,960 --> 00:12:02,160 Speaker 1: you see the clip where the ammy he goes, Man, 239 00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:05,680 Speaker 1: I've played some tougher courses than the Masters. What an idiot, 240 00:12:06,320 --> 00:12:08,760 Speaker 1: What an absolute idiot. Now it was pretty cool to 241 00:12:08,800 --> 00:12:10,640 Speaker 1: watch him, but then he got old get him out 242 00:12:10,640 --> 00:12:13,360 Speaker 1: of here, yes exactly, but I did I was cheering 243 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:17,280 Speaker 1: for him to make the top twelve. Hecaesn't No, he 244 00:12:17,360 --> 00:12:19,599 Speaker 1: got like sixteenth. He won. I thought it said a 245 00:12:19,679 --> 00:12:22,199 Speaker 1: quarter of a million. No, no, he gets no money, 246 00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:24,360 Speaker 1: right because he's an amateur. But right, but he was taught. 247 00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:27,480 Speaker 1: But if you're top twelve, you get automatically invited back 248 00:12:27,520 --> 00:12:30,480 Speaker 1: to next year's Masters. So he just needed like one 249 00:12:30,559 --> 00:12:33,520 Speaker 1: more birdie to make it to next year's Masters, and 250 00:12:33,559 --> 00:12:35,199 Speaker 1: he missed it by like one stroke because he was 251 00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:36,800 Speaker 1: in sixteenth, and I think that would have taken him 252 00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:39,280 Speaker 1: to twelve. So he's not invited back. And then the 253 00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:42,680 Speaker 1: funny part is he had a tea time this morning 254 00:12:42,920 --> 00:12:46,199 Speaker 1: at eight thirty am for the Agge Invitational. Okay, did 255 00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:48,240 Speaker 1: he hit it? He had to get home because he 256 00:12:48,280 --> 00:12:50,400 Speaker 1: had to play thirty six holes today. Oh dude, he's 257 00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:52,480 Speaker 1: gonna be followed around at that tournament. And he's the 258 00:12:52,559 --> 00:12:54,600 Speaker 1: big d on campus for sure, and he has to 259 00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:59,160 Speaker 1: be exhausted, mentally exhausted from grinding for four days at 260 00:12:59,160 --> 00:13:01,840 Speaker 1: the Master's. I get it's the Masters, but when you 261 00:13:01,920 --> 00:13:04,520 Speaker 1: go home to your wife, is eighteen holes of golf 262 00:13:04,520 --> 00:13:07,960 Speaker 1: really that exhausting? Yes? I would kind of agree with that. Actually, 263 00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:09,880 Speaker 1: especially if you throw in a couple of drinks. It 264 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:12,640 Speaker 1: is exhausting and the pressure of that there. We're not 265 00:13:12,720 --> 00:13:15,760 Speaker 1: even studying it like they. Their course is so much 266 00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:18,520 Speaker 1: harder and you have to calculate every shot. So he 267 00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:21,360 Speaker 1: is not his caddie is, but he still has to 268 00:13:21,440 --> 00:13:24,120 Speaker 1: hit it in the mental anguish that they are going through, 269 00:13:24,920 --> 00:13:28,040 Speaker 1: standing over every single put. Why was he in Butler 270 00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:33,560 Speaker 1: cabin because he gets the low amateur low amateur gets 271 00:13:33,559 --> 00:13:35,400 Speaker 1: awarded what I don't even know what they get awarded, 272 00:13:35,559 --> 00:13:38,320 Speaker 1: but I do have a question about Butler cabin. So 273 00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:41,360 Speaker 1: they give John rom the coat, right, and it's this 274 00:13:41,440 --> 00:13:43,480 Speaker 1: whole hoop law. They put the coat on him. Cool. 275 00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:46,240 Speaker 1: They have this interview with him right there, and that's 276 00:13:46,280 --> 00:13:48,280 Speaker 1: an intimate interview. I mean, nance has been in their 277 00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:51,280 Speaker 1: farting for about twenty minutes. Very awkward, very weird that 278 00:13:51,640 --> 00:13:54,960 Speaker 1: the stupid amateur dude, he exits stage right like he says, 279 00:13:55,040 --> 00:13:56,480 Speaker 1: they say, get the hell off the camera, no one 280 00:13:56,480 --> 00:13:58,280 Speaker 1: cares about you, get out of your dumb ass. But 281 00:13:58,400 --> 00:14:00,360 Speaker 1: he was still on camera. No, but they moved to out. 282 00:14:00,559 --> 00:14:03,280 Speaker 1: Then Scheffler leaves and they have this intimate interview. Cool, 283 00:14:03,360 --> 00:14:05,440 Speaker 1: So he put the green jacket on for the first time, like, 284 00:14:05,480 --> 00:14:09,520 Speaker 1: all great. Then they go out to the eighteenth green 285 00:14:09,920 --> 00:14:12,360 Speaker 1: and they do it all again. Then that shouldn't have happened. 286 00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:14,840 Speaker 1: I don't understand like that, he comes back out on 287 00:14:14,840 --> 00:14:16,800 Speaker 1: the eighteenth green and he doesn't have the green jacket on, 288 00:14:16,880 --> 00:14:18,719 Speaker 1: and then they slip the green jacket on him, like, oh, 289 00:14:18,760 --> 00:14:20,920 Speaker 1: this is the first No, he's already put the green 290 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:23,560 Speaker 1: jacket on. Just leave it on him. That Jim nance 291 00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:26,160 Speaker 1: he's been awesome at the Final four and at the Masters. 292 00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:29,680 Speaker 1: It's he's so slow and he's a traditionalist. It needs 293 00:14:29,720 --> 00:14:32,320 Speaker 1: to turn more into a TikTok event boom. You show 294 00:14:32,360 --> 00:14:34,320 Speaker 1: this that. I don't know why they do this sit 295 00:14:34,360 --> 00:14:37,560 Speaker 1: down like they're at their grandparents' house. It's tradition like 296 00:14:37,760 --> 00:14:40,760 Speaker 1: none other. He created, He invented that. No, I understand, 297 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,320 Speaker 1: but I don't understand why you put the green jacket 298 00:14:43,320 --> 00:14:45,800 Speaker 1: on him in this ceremony inside and then you make 299 00:14:45,880 --> 00:14:47,800 Speaker 1: him take it off go outside, like he's never had 300 00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:50,960 Speaker 1: the green jacket on before. Right, that's a big mess up. 301 00:14:50,960 --> 00:14:53,640 Speaker 1: That's there's no continuity. It makes no It's like I 302 00:14:53,680 --> 00:14:55,880 Speaker 1: get it, you're settling up an awards show outside and 303 00:14:55,880 --> 00:14:57,920 Speaker 1: you want people to see it. But here's the thing. 304 00:14:58,200 --> 00:15:00,240 Speaker 1: If he already put the green jacket on, just him 305 00:15:00,240 --> 00:15:02,400 Speaker 1: come outside in the green jackets so everybody can see him, 306 00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:04,520 Speaker 1: sort of like when the bride and groom a ride 307 00:15:04,720 --> 00:15:07,360 Speaker 1: to the reception. You say, and for the first time ever, 308 00:15:07,760 --> 00:15:13,440 Speaker 1: mister and missus Samantha Jones, Yes, Rain and John Doe. 309 00:15:13,640 --> 00:15:15,920 Speaker 1: They clap in here they come for their first dance. 310 00:15:16,280 --> 00:15:18,360 Speaker 1: So when he comes out of Butler cabin with his 311 00:15:18,480 --> 00:15:21,440 Speaker 1: green jacket on, you say, and for the first time ever, 312 00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:25,040 Speaker 1: I present to you the twenty twenty three Masters Champion 313 00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:29,200 Speaker 1: John Room and they clap. Instead, they do the whole 314 00:15:29,240 --> 00:15:32,640 Speaker 1: pony show where Cheffler has the jacket folded over his arm, 315 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,160 Speaker 1: and they announce his name, and he comes up and 316 00:15:35,280 --> 00:15:39,160 Speaker 1: Cheffler puts the green jacket on him again. Why it's 317 00:15:39,160 --> 00:15:41,640 Speaker 1: a continuity issue. Me and my wife picked he's out. 318 00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:43,920 Speaker 1: On lifetime movies all the time, a guy will go 319 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:46,640 Speaker 1: into a room with a coat on, and then they'll 320 00:15:46,640 --> 00:15:49,040 Speaker 1: show him in the room without the coat. Oh it's 321 00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:52,040 Speaker 1: low budget. There's a there's a movie I believe it 322 00:15:52,080 --> 00:15:56,400 Speaker 1: is called school Ties and the Dude. It's a poem. No, 323 00:15:56,600 --> 00:15:59,440 Speaker 1: it is not, and I believe Robin Williams is in it. 324 00:15:59,520 --> 00:16:02,200 Speaker 1: I think that's right. Rest in peace, Rest in peace. 325 00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:05,880 Speaker 1: And I think maybe Robin Williams is the one that 326 00:16:05,920 --> 00:16:08,920 Speaker 1: breaks his leg in the movie. And half the movie 327 00:16:08,920 --> 00:16:11,480 Speaker 1: the cast is on the left leg. The other half 328 00:16:11,520 --> 00:16:12,960 Speaker 1: of the movie the cast is on the right leg. 329 00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:16,600 Speaker 1: That's a mess up. How can you be that? Like, 330 00:16:16,640 --> 00:16:18,480 Speaker 1: how do you mess up that big of a detail? 331 00:16:18,920 --> 00:16:20,640 Speaker 1: And there's I believe one of the newer one Game 332 00:16:20,640 --> 00:16:22,680 Speaker 1: of Thrones or something. It's supposed to be End of 333 00:16:22,760 --> 00:16:25,040 Speaker 1: World and they show the camera crew in the end 334 00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:28,000 Speaker 1: of World scene because they're doing some aerial thing. That's fun. 335 00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:29,760 Speaker 1: It might not have been that one, but it's one 336 00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:31,640 Speaker 1: of the popular ones. Yeah, I don't know. I saw 337 00:16:31,640 --> 00:16:33,840 Speaker 1: another one where there was something on a desk and 338 00:16:33,880 --> 00:16:37,240 Speaker 1: then they are talking talking, all of a sudden something 339 00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:39,440 Speaker 1: the thing that was on the desk disappears from the desk. 340 00:16:39,640 --> 00:16:41,400 Speaker 1: I don't remember what it was, but I remember something 341 00:16:41,440 --> 00:16:43,080 Speaker 1: my wife I was like, did you not notice that? 342 00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:45,880 Speaker 1: That's why why there's errors all the time. But it's 343 00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:49,040 Speaker 1: pretty funny that they're that big. How I mean, the 344 00:16:49,080 --> 00:16:52,400 Speaker 1: cast him being in a cast a broken leg is 345 00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:54,800 Speaker 1: a big part of the movie. How do you mess 346 00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:57,360 Speaker 1: that one up? That's what I want to know. But 347 00:16:57,760 --> 00:17:00,520 Speaker 1: but The Masters was boring, like Easterday. I was like, 348 00:17:00,560 --> 00:17:02,400 Speaker 1: oh my gosh, sorry, kids, I got to ignore you. 349 00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:04,040 Speaker 1: But after about the tenth hole, I was like, you 350 00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:06,160 Speaker 1: know what, I don't have to ignore you anymore because 351 00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:08,600 Speaker 1: this is over and you feel like a bad person 352 00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:11,399 Speaker 1: watching The Masters on Easter You should be doing something 353 00:17:11,440 --> 00:17:14,200 Speaker 1: more edifying, I would say, but it only falls once 354 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:16,040 Speaker 1: every six years, so we don't have to deal with 355 00:17:16,080 --> 00:17:18,800 Speaker 1: this until we're in our forties. For me a few fifties, 356 00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:21,479 Speaker 1: I'm already in I think it'll be my late forties. 357 00:17:21,480 --> 00:17:23,440 Speaker 1: I won't be in my fifties and six years Eddie 358 00:17:23,440 --> 00:17:26,080 Speaker 1: will be in his sixties. Eddie won't be around anymore. 359 00:17:26,119 --> 00:17:28,640 Speaker 1: He already left this pod. He'll be done, he'll be retired, 360 00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:30,960 Speaker 1: he'll be whatever. And I feel like he's already regretting 361 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,840 Speaker 1: it because you know what happens, and this is what's 362 00:17:32,840 --> 00:17:35,840 Speaker 1: gonna happen to Eddie is it's sort of what happens 363 00:17:35,840 --> 00:17:38,159 Speaker 1: to these coaches that retire. All they know what to 364 00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:40,359 Speaker 1: do is coach, and so once they retire, they die. 365 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:42,879 Speaker 1: If you're not working all of a sudden, You're like, 366 00:17:42,920 --> 00:17:44,840 Speaker 1: what am I gonna do with my life? He's got 367 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:47,040 Speaker 1: like Bobby Bowden like it's like he retired and I 368 00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:50,400 Speaker 1: feel like two years later he was dead. Joe Paterno, 369 00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:52,960 Speaker 1: he retired. Two years later, he's like dead. You're saying 370 00:17:53,080 --> 00:17:57,080 Speaker 1: Eddie's gonna die. I'm worried that he was working all 371 00:17:57,119 --> 00:17:58,639 Speaker 1: the time, and then he goes from working all the 372 00:17:58,680 --> 00:18:02,320 Speaker 1: time to doing nothing. Well, he's still working, he's just 373 00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:05,720 Speaker 1: he's trying to clear out carved one extra hour with 374 00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:08,439 Speaker 1: his family. But his kids are at school, kids are 375 00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:10,640 Speaker 1: at school. It's not even he's not even gonna get 376 00:18:10,680 --> 00:18:13,880 Speaker 1: time with his family. So saying he needs more family 377 00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:16,840 Speaker 1: time that makes no sense. But you're always pushing back. 378 00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:19,440 Speaker 1: And they do it at a clubhouse too, where they say, hey, 379 00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:23,720 Speaker 1: you guys gotta host these events. And we said, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, 380 00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:27,880 Speaker 1: whoa whoa. We're not gonna host multiple events a week. 381 00:18:27,920 --> 00:18:30,320 Speaker 1: We're only getting so and so of a discount. So 382 00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:34,679 Speaker 1: we said, now discount, dude. He used to be real significant. 383 00:18:34,720 --> 00:18:39,680 Speaker 1: It was free at one point, okay, but now now 384 00:18:39,680 --> 00:18:41,760 Speaker 1: it is significant. I mean, it's not a thousand, but 385 00:18:41,760 --> 00:18:44,040 Speaker 1: it's pretty darn closed, Like, are we talking thirty percent 386 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:47,040 Speaker 1: of them rent? Yeah? Yeah, fifty percent. No, no, it's 387 00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:50,760 Speaker 1: like thirty Okay, So you do that and then one 388 00:18:50,840 --> 00:18:53,080 Speaker 1: or two events a month, that's amazing. That's what we 389 00:18:53,119 --> 00:18:55,600 Speaker 1: worked it too. We pulled in Eddie. We said, we're 390 00:18:55,640 --> 00:18:57,440 Speaker 1: not doing two events a week and you only give 391 00:18:57,480 --> 00:19:00,159 Speaker 1: us this discount. These events take a lot of our time. 392 00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:01,800 Speaker 1: We have to get the products. We go on Amazon 393 00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:04,840 Speaker 1: order stuff. So we pulled in Eddie. We said that's 394 00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:07,679 Speaker 1: too much work. Push, pushback, and it actually ended up 395 00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:10,480 Speaker 1: being a good negotiation. I hope that's the case for Eddie. 396 00:19:11,119 --> 00:19:13,399 Speaker 1: I mean, he was already looking in the window this morning. 397 00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:14,560 Speaker 1: I don't know if he meant to that to be 398 00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:16,639 Speaker 1: funny or if he really did want to come in 399 00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:18,680 Speaker 1: here and talk. And then he got us and he 400 00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:23,399 Speaker 1: just walked down the hallway. I think, sorry, he wanted 401 00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:25,159 Speaker 1: to come in here, but he felt like it was 402 00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:27,640 Speaker 1: too soon, Like he was like, if I come back already, 403 00:19:28,480 --> 00:19:30,359 Speaker 1: I look like a puppy that doesn't have anywhere to go, 404 00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:32,200 Speaker 1: and he right now, he's a puppy would know where 405 00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:35,280 Speaker 1: to go. Well, And that's another analogy is he sad 406 00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:38,480 Speaker 1: now that there was the breakup, because in the moment, 407 00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:40,439 Speaker 1: you always have a fight. I'm breaking up with you, 408 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:42,640 Speaker 1: I'm leaving you, get the house, I'm gonna go stay 409 00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:46,720 Speaker 1: at a horse house. And then if the breakup happens 410 00:19:47,040 --> 00:19:49,520 Speaker 1: the weekend, the drinks end, and you want to be 411 00:19:49,680 --> 00:19:53,000 Speaker 1: back in the relationship. Yes, you realize after two or 412 00:19:53,040 --> 00:19:55,439 Speaker 1: three days how lonely you are. You think you're going 413 00:19:55,480 --> 00:19:57,639 Speaker 1: to be better off without that person. And then all 414 00:19:57,640 --> 00:20:01,600 Speaker 1: of a sudden it's like, oh okay, and you want 415 00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:04,840 Speaker 1: to know how stressed I was about this. I'm gonna 416 00:20:04,880 --> 00:20:06,520 Speaker 1: tell you what happened to me this weekend, right out 417 00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:11,720 Speaker 1: to the break So just imagine it. It's Friday night, 418 00:20:12,560 --> 00:20:16,919 Speaker 1: I've got my boxers on, I sleep naked, actually, and 419 00:20:17,040 --> 00:20:21,840 Speaker 1: I'm asleep naked, and I have a dream that it 420 00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:25,920 Speaker 1: was podcast time come Monday morning the present day. Don't 421 00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:28,440 Speaker 1: ask me why, but we were in my neighbor's garage 422 00:20:29,359 --> 00:20:32,000 Speaker 1: and my neighbor had microphones and everything all set up, 423 00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:35,640 Speaker 1: and we are starting to do the podcast and Eddie's there, 424 00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:38,119 Speaker 1: and he's and then he realizes six minutes into the pot, 425 00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:40,400 Speaker 1: He's like, the hell am I doing here? Why did 426 00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:43,080 Speaker 1: I show up? And he leaves, and then my neighbor 427 00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:45,440 Speaker 1: Chris comes out and sees us in his garage using 428 00:20:45,440 --> 00:20:47,359 Speaker 1: his microphones and gets all pissed off and he's like, 429 00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:51,360 Speaker 1: why are you using my equipment? And it has it's 430 00:20:51,359 --> 00:20:54,600 Speaker 1: a stupid dream. But the fact that I dreamed about 431 00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:57,399 Speaker 1: the future of the pod, I don't know what the 432 00:20:57,400 --> 00:20:59,600 Speaker 1: hell's wrong with me. Also, it wouldn't sound good night, 433 00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:02,520 Speaker 1: I'm telling you right now audio wise, Well, I'm not 434 00:21:02,520 --> 00:21:04,840 Speaker 1: saying it would have sounded good. I'm just saying so. 435 00:21:04,880 --> 00:21:07,520 Speaker 1: Then Chris thinks he should be part of the pod, 436 00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:10,880 Speaker 1: even though he's never even heard the pod. He's like, you, guys, 437 00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:12,840 Speaker 1: think you can you you're doing a podcast. Oh, I 438 00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:15,000 Speaker 1: can be on the podcast. And he sits down at 439 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:18,200 Speaker 1: a mic and he thinks, but Pixley, No, it wasn't Pixel. 440 00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:20,760 Speaker 1: He was my neighbor, Chris. That's what I'm saying. It 441 00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:23,600 Speaker 1: was just a weird dream. That the fact that it 442 00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:25,760 Speaker 1: was stressing me out enough that I dreamed about it 443 00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:28,200 Speaker 1: on the weekend, that's not a good sign. Also, the 444 00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:31,520 Speaker 1: facts you're dreaming about, guys, I would say nine percent 445 00:21:31,560 --> 00:21:36,040 Speaker 1: of dreams or chicks, What do you dream about chicks 446 00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:39,000 Speaker 1: all the time, like, tell me more. I mean, I 447 00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:42,840 Speaker 1: think most recently it was I actually randomly had a dream. Dude. 448 00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:45,120 Speaker 1: A lot of time, I dream about work, so I see, 449 00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:47,320 Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. It's work. And I don't even 450 00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:50,679 Speaker 1: either work, my wife or chicks. I don't know if 451 00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:53,000 Speaker 1: it's a work dream or if it's a work nightmare. 452 00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:56,440 Speaker 1: That's a nightmare. I think you just dream about people 453 00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:58,560 Speaker 1: you're around a lot. So I dream about our friends, 454 00:21:58,640 --> 00:22:02,000 Speaker 1: like random, I'll dream about Dodds. There's other friends that 455 00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:03,520 Speaker 1: we hang out with. It I dream about them. I 456 00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:05,560 Speaker 1: feel like if you see people a lot during the day, 457 00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:08,000 Speaker 1: you're gonna dream about them. Maybe that's why you had 458 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:09,960 Speaker 1: the Eddie thing. It sucks there were no girls involved 459 00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:13,159 Speaker 1: as just dudes. Yes, And then after the podcast, like 460 00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:15,160 Speaker 1: we get done with the last last podcast with Eddie, 461 00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:16,760 Speaker 1: and my wife's like, hey, I just picked up my 462 00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:18,800 Speaker 1: sister from the airport. You want to go to lunch 463 00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:21,920 Speaker 1: with us? And I don't know how you, like, I mean, 464 00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:23,520 Speaker 1: I don't know why I was this the real life 465 00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:26,800 Speaker 1: or dream? This is real life? And I was just like, man, 466 00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:28,960 Speaker 1: I don't really want to go anywhere, like it was 467 00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:31,000 Speaker 1: a sad moment in my life. And I know it's 468 00:22:31,040 --> 00:22:34,600 Speaker 1: so stupid to say this and to be down about it, 469 00:22:34,640 --> 00:22:37,040 Speaker 1: but I was just like, I guess I'll meet you 470 00:22:37,119 --> 00:22:38,960 Speaker 1: for lunch. It's like she only comes to visit once 471 00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:40,920 Speaker 1: a year. You should come. And I'm like, all right, 472 00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:43,359 Speaker 1: all right, let me go and we go have lunch 473 00:22:43,359 --> 00:22:47,840 Speaker 1: and they're all happy, bad chatting Kathy's because they're freaking 474 00:22:47,880 --> 00:22:50,560 Speaker 1: catching up on old times, and I'm just like, yeah, 475 00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:53,680 Speaker 1: that's cool, guys, that's cool. Yeah, we did our last 476 00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:56,920 Speaker 1: part with Eddie today. Oh I'm sorry about that. Well 477 00:22:56,920 --> 00:22:59,240 Speaker 1: did you know that she did this? And she did 478 00:22:59,280 --> 00:23:01,920 Speaker 1: that's greg? You know? Yeah, So how was they? It 479 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,080 Speaker 1: was sad, you know what I mean? Like it was weird. 480 00:23:04,119 --> 00:23:05,679 Speaker 1: It was I thought Eddie wrote a good speech. It 481 00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:08,919 Speaker 1: was oh yeah, that okay, all right, enough, life goes on. 482 00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:11,560 Speaker 1: And then my wife is like, you gotta understand that 483 00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:16,280 Speaker 1: when one door closes, a window opens. I'm like, what 484 00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:21,280 Speaker 1: the hell do you mean? She goes there's other opportunities 485 00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:24,160 Speaker 1: out there. I said, I understand that, and it's gonna 486 00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:26,320 Speaker 1: it's gonna evolve, it's gonna we're gonna figure it out. 487 00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:31,200 Speaker 1: But it's just weird right now. It felt weird. Yeah, 488 00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:33,800 Speaker 1: and we don't get a crapload more money. Did you 489 00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:36,560 Speaker 1: get sad? Did? Did you? Did you have any sadness 490 00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:38,560 Speaker 1: after the Eddie podcast? Dude, I gotta tell you what 491 00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:41,280 Speaker 1: his exit that was pretty good to do one thing 492 00:23:41,359 --> 00:23:46,800 Speaker 1: for me. You're watching sports, You get a hunch, put 493 00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:50,520 Speaker 1: a dollar on it, take him to a ruba and 494 00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:54,240 Speaker 1: bleep that. I gotta tell you, man, when I had 495 00:23:54,280 --> 00:23:56,560 Speaker 1: listened back to the podcast, did you really not that? 496 00:23:56,640 --> 00:23:59,520 Speaker 1: I cried, but I was definitely man. He he gave 497 00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:03,199 Speaker 1: us a good little exit. That speech. Speech was well done. 498 00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:08,439 Speaker 1: It felt like someone going to the live tournament, like 499 00:24:08,560 --> 00:24:12,360 Speaker 1: Eddie decided even though he were tired, he's not doing it. 500 00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:15,520 Speaker 1: But watching the PGA Tour like watching the Masters this weekend, 501 00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:18,800 Speaker 1: I felt like it had to be so weird between 502 00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:22,560 Speaker 1: the live players and the freaking PGA too talked. They 503 00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:24,920 Speaker 1: did talk. I've been rom were joking with each other 504 00:24:25,040 --> 00:24:26,760 Speaker 1: for a little bit, and then it got real quiet 505 00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:29,040 Speaker 1: and then can't Ley went slow. They said it was 506 00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:31,560 Speaker 1: a bitch to be behind can't Ley. I guess they 507 00:24:31,560 --> 00:24:34,200 Speaker 1: were so slow, which you don't really know on TV 508 00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:37,600 Speaker 1: because they cut to other golfers, so you can't really 509 00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:40,000 Speaker 1: see what's going on, you know what I mean, Like 510 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,640 Speaker 1: they cut to this hole, they cut to that hole. 511 00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:43,720 Speaker 1: So you just think, oh, wow, okay, it's just a 512 00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:46,000 Speaker 1: normal time because I don't realize how much time has 513 00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:49,959 Speaker 1: gone between Rom driving and then Rom shoot hitting at 514 00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:53,400 Speaker 1: the green. But much like Eddie leaving us, he's gonna 515 00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:55,840 Speaker 1: realize Eddie misses us. Dude, I miss those live guys. 516 00:24:55,880 --> 00:24:59,080 Speaker 1: I miss Brooks. We didn't see Deshambo, but we saw 517 00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:01,679 Speaker 1: it a little. You didn't see d Shambo because he 518 00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:07,439 Speaker 1: was terrible, Dustin Johnson terrible, um, Sergio Garcia terrible like 519 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,360 Speaker 1: and then Brooks comes out and he did he admitted 520 00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:13,399 Speaker 1: something that I thought was very interesting. He said that 521 00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:17,359 Speaker 1: if he was healthy and playing golf like he what 522 00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:21,080 Speaker 1: is now, that it would have stayed. Yes, so he 523 00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:23,240 Speaker 1: only did it as a cash grab. He did it 524 00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:25,840 Speaker 1: as a cash grab because he was worried that his career, 525 00:25:26,320 --> 00:25:28,760 Speaker 1: maybe the injuries we're gonna hold him back from playing 526 00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:31,560 Speaker 1: good golf, and maybe his career was on the way down. 527 00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:33,920 Speaker 1: And so he's like, I better get paid why I can. 528 00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:36,159 Speaker 1: And so a little bit of me, deep down I 529 00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:40,040 Speaker 1: think Brooks misses the PGA tour right because he's there 530 00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:41,760 Speaker 1: every week. A lot of people see it and talk 531 00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:44,600 Speaker 1: about it. The live No, you can't find it. Then 532 00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:47,600 Speaker 1: why did any of them wear a live thing? Phil did? 533 00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:50,280 Speaker 1: He did? Patrick Reed did? I didn't even know the 534 00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:55,880 Speaker 1: logo either, to die. I see. I looked at Phil 535 00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:59,159 Speaker 1: and I was like, he looks the wearing all black. 536 00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:02,480 Speaker 1: He looked weird. He was at his own funeral, That's 537 00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:04,879 Speaker 1: what I'm seeing. He looked weird and sad. That might 538 00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:06,360 Speaker 1: have been the last time we see it. And that's 539 00:26:06,359 --> 00:26:09,320 Speaker 1: when when my buddy texting goes, damn Phil wearing the 540 00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:12,000 Speaker 1: live logo, and I was like, that's what that is. 541 00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:15,679 Speaker 1: And they said either contractually obligated to wear it, Brooks 542 00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:18,760 Speaker 1: didn't wear it. And then Harold Varner, I mean, is 543 00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:20,800 Speaker 1: Harold Varner gonna be getting kicked off live? Did you 544 00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:26,400 Speaker 1: see what he said? He said? Uh, some about this 545 00:26:26,480 --> 00:26:30,320 Speaker 1: message that we're out to spread the game, that's just bullshit. 546 00:26:30,359 --> 00:26:32,600 Speaker 1: He goes it was a money grab, all this saying 547 00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:35,080 Speaker 1: we're spreading the game. No, we all went for the money. 548 00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:37,399 Speaker 1: Cam Smith, he didn't really do great. He didn't do 549 00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:40,320 Speaker 1: great and didn't see him on TV, and I kept 550 00:26:40,119 --> 00:26:43,119 Speaker 1: going on there and saying, oh, see live players aren't 551 00:26:43,119 --> 00:26:45,359 Speaker 1: washed up. We'll see Brooks what happens when you get 552 00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:48,840 Speaker 1: to play four rounds. It's a lot harder. You have 553 00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:51,159 Speaker 1: eighteen holes to mess it up. And that's exactly what 554 00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:55,000 Speaker 1: you did. Live. You would be the Master's Champion. Yet 555 00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:59,720 Speaker 1: Sunday morning was a lot better than Sunday evening wasn't 556 00:26:59,680 --> 00:27:02,600 Speaker 1: even loose. We lost our bet. We did kept cut. 557 00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:04,439 Speaker 1: I turned it off. I didn't want to see rom win. 558 00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:08,479 Speaker 1: I lost my bet because on Thursday when Hovelin had 559 00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:12,080 Speaker 1: a he was minus seven and the next closest person 560 00:27:12,119 --> 00:27:15,440 Speaker 1: was minus three. I was talking to Kevin k Dog 561 00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:17,520 Speaker 1: and I was like, dude, hovel And out there tearing 562 00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:19,560 Speaker 1: it up. He goes, oh, he sucks, he won't win it, 563 00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:21,760 Speaker 1: and I said, I'll bet you twenty bucks. He finished 564 00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:25,560 Speaker 1: his top three, did he Nope? He just because he 565 00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:28,600 Speaker 1: died on Because he died on Sunday. Like out of nowhere, 566 00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:31,040 Speaker 1: I thought, Okay, this guy plays in cold weather. He's 567 00:27:31,080 --> 00:27:34,679 Speaker 1: from like Norway or Sweden or Oslo or wherever the 568 00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:37,240 Speaker 1: hell he's from. They have cold weather there. He'll be 569 00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:40,280 Speaker 1: great at this God, he sucked. See it is cool. 570 00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:42,600 Speaker 1: We got the ammy, and we talked about on the 571 00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:44,520 Speaker 1: podcast about there being an ammy and then there ended 572 00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:46,680 Speaker 1: up being an ammy finished, but it kind of sucked 573 00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:48,440 Speaker 1: him being on TV all the time. I liked it. 574 00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:51,040 Speaker 1: Who else did you want to see speed? It would 575 00:27:51,040 --> 00:27:53,000 Speaker 1: have been cool. They showed her well, and they showed Hill. 576 00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:57,119 Speaker 1: They started showing Phil yesterday afternoon when he was making 577 00:27:57,119 --> 00:27:59,280 Speaker 1: a run the last four or five holes. They were 578 00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:02,000 Speaker 1: showing Phil because he was starting to make birdie, Birdie birdie, 579 00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:05,679 Speaker 1: which is great, fine, great, But Phil, you're still I 580 00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:07,800 Speaker 1: mean live, okay, great, Now you're gonna go back to 581 00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:10,399 Speaker 1: irrelevancy and we're not gonna see you until the PJA 582 00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:13,800 Speaker 1: Championship or whatever major's next. And don't care about those 583 00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:16,520 Speaker 1: guys see those fairways though for the most part, where 584 00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:20,160 Speaker 1: your local muni right, the Masters is known for their 585 00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:23,679 Speaker 1: hour or their glass greens. But it's very hilly. It 586 00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:26,440 Speaker 1: doesn't look that hilly on TV. How come no guys 587 00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:28,240 Speaker 1: were hitting into the woods. There was no way to 588 00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:31,760 Speaker 1: come back from a lot. There was something. It was 589 00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:34,359 Speaker 1: almost nearly impossible for somebody to come back. I was 590 00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:37,119 Speaker 1: hitting in the woods. Rom hit a couple in the 591 00:28:37,160 --> 00:28:40,440 Speaker 1: pine straw, which is what I remember him always doing. 592 00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:43,400 Speaker 1: I remember Bubba Watson. I will never forget his shot 593 00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:46,600 Speaker 1: from the pines or Phil from the pine straw, boom, 594 00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:49,280 Speaker 1: going forward on the par five and nailing it. And 595 00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:53,160 Speaker 1: that's like, holy crappy, went for it. There was no 596 00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:56,880 Speaker 1: no dramatics whatsoever. You see the video footage of Grandpa 597 00:28:56,960 --> 00:28:59,600 Speaker 1: Tiger limping. Dude, I mean, dude, it might be over 598 00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:01,920 Speaker 1: for him. It's over. Did you hear somebody said a 599 00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:06,000 Speaker 1: screw was coming out in one of his prosthetic legs. No, 600 00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:09,840 Speaker 1: somebody said another tournament he had to withdrew because his 601 00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:14,600 Speaker 1: screw was exposed on one of his legs. It I mean, dude, Robot, 602 00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:20,240 Speaker 1: Robot is done. And that's the thing I think. I mean, 603 00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:23,120 Speaker 1: I don't know, we say this every time, but at 604 00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:26,600 Speaker 1: some point Tiger has to realize that he's done, Like 605 00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:29,160 Speaker 1: it's over. Like he can go play the Masters every 606 00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:32,320 Speaker 1: single year because he has lifetime exemption because he wears 607 00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:34,400 Speaker 1: he won the Green Jacket, so he can go back 608 00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:37,640 Speaker 1: and play the Masters whenever he wants. But the time 609 00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:40,200 Speaker 1: of him playing tournaments, it's I think it's over. Like 610 00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:43,520 Speaker 1: his body is just telling him, Hey, Tiger, we can't 611 00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:46,520 Speaker 1: do this. And it's hard to accept because he's the greatest, 612 00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:52,280 Speaker 1: greatest of all time. He's the greatest golfer. He's never 613 00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:55,520 Speaker 1: gonna catch Jack in majors. But he's a better golfer 614 00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:59,120 Speaker 1: than Jack Nicholas. He's better. He's absolutely better. But to 615 00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:02,640 Speaker 1: watch him out there, it was so sad, and they 616 00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:05,960 Speaker 1: didn't even camera him a lot. I think they felt bad. 617 00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:08,360 Speaker 1: I think it was sort of like, oh my god, 618 00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:12,000 Speaker 1: this guy is barely able to walk. And also when 619 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:13,920 Speaker 1: he was doing bad, I mean, can we not pop 620 00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:15,680 Speaker 1: him a couple of oxies and get him a nice 621 00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:17,800 Speaker 1: warm meal at Perkins and get him behind the car 622 00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:20,760 Speaker 1: and let him crash into another tree. He overcame the 623 00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:24,320 Speaker 1: car crash, but the first one with the pills and stuff. 624 00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:26,560 Speaker 1: But the car crash at eighty miles an hour. Dude, 625 00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:29,120 Speaker 1: it's tough to come back from that. It's his body 626 00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:31,920 Speaker 1: just can't do it. And it's great that he battled through. 627 00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:34,560 Speaker 1: He made the cut, which I don't know how. He 628 00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:36,480 Speaker 1: was so bad. And then Justin Thomas just shit the 629 00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:39,040 Speaker 1: bed and he makes the cut and then he's like, 630 00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:40,560 Speaker 1: you know what, this weather I'm out of here, like 631 00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:42,800 Speaker 1: this is so bad, like my body hurts. I'm not 632 00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:44,880 Speaker 1: gonna come back and win. I came here, what I 633 00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:47,160 Speaker 1: got out on what I wanted to do. I made 634 00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:49,880 Speaker 1: the cut for the twenty third straight time at the Masters, 635 00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:53,040 Speaker 1: and that's all I care about. And now I'm gonna withdraws. 636 00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:56,239 Speaker 1: It's bad and golf. He was ready to go. He 637 00:30:56,280 --> 00:31:00,240 Speaker 1: was ready to go, but kepco. He looked good. But 638 00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:02,840 Speaker 1: now we're not going to see him, I understand. So 639 00:31:02,880 --> 00:31:04,560 Speaker 1: we're never going to see any of these guys in 640 00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:07,640 Speaker 1: any PG. Only the Masters. No, they'll be able to 641 00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:11,920 Speaker 1: play in the Open, the British Open, US Open, and 642 00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:14,600 Speaker 1: the p I believe, but I don't know. I don't 643 00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:17,040 Speaker 1: know all the rules. But once they're not ranked high 644 00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:19,080 Speaker 1: enough in the rankings, they're not going to be in 645 00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:23,320 Speaker 1: these tournaments because you got to get these points for 646 00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:25,440 Speaker 1: playing in tournaments, and that's how you qualify for some 647 00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:27,720 Speaker 1: of these and they're not getting points for being on 648 00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:31,720 Speaker 1: the live they don't get those points. So past major champions, yes, 649 00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:33,760 Speaker 1: and they're still rated high enough in the world right 650 00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:35,600 Speaker 1: now that they're gonna be able to get in, but 651 00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:38,960 Speaker 1: pretty soon they're gonna be gone. Here's my question. Are 652 00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:43,760 Speaker 1: women into this? Are into what? Masters? And I can 653 00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:46,720 Speaker 1: answer my own question because I came home from the 654 00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:50,200 Speaker 1: great question. I came home from the gym on Saturday morning, 655 00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:53,360 Speaker 1: did not even turn the TV on, and it was on. 656 00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:56,480 Speaker 1: And guess what it was on? It was on the Masters. 657 00:31:57,040 --> 00:32:00,280 Speaker 1: I said, Baser, did you turn on the Masters? She 658 00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:02,320 Speaker 1: had a little scratch on it and she was watching 659 00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:06,360 Speaker 1: the Masters. That's good. The scratch ended up going to 660 00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:09,120 Speaker 1: the wayside. If you just look at the crowd, there's 661 00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:11,840 Speaker 1: women everywhere, right, But a lot of those man, I 662 00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:14,360 Speaker 1: feel like they're just sucking the ring. A lot of 663 00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:16,280 Speaker 1: them are with their rich husbands and that's the one 664 00:32:16,280 --> 00:32:17,560 Speaker 1: week end of the year they can't be with the 665 00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:20,120 Speaker 1: girls drinking mimosas, so they got to suck it up 666 00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:23,040 Speaker 1: and go be some alarm candy for their guy. I disagree. 667 00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:25,040 Speaker 1: It was an interesting crowd, dude. I was looking at 668 00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:26,480 Speaker 1: some of them. A lot of those people you could 669 00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:30,160 Speaker 1: tell CEOs owners and stuff. Were their kids, Yes, And 670 00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:33,880 Speaker 1: if there were kids, those kids were rich as. That's 671 00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:36,560 Speaker 1: what I am wondering. If you are bringing your kid 672 00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:41,080 Speaker 1: to the Masters, you are a multi multi millionaire, because 673 00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:43,280 Speaker 1: I would think most people, if you get tickets, you 674 00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:46,160 Speaker 1: because the kid doesn't appreciate it, ding dinging. It's a 675 00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:48,320 Speaker 1: once in a lifetime for most people to get a 676 00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:51,240 Speaker 1: ticket to the Masters. So if you get two tickets, 677 00:32:51,640 --> 00:32:54,720 Speaker 1: are you gonna bring your best friend that's gonna enjoy it? 678 00:32:54,760 --> 00:32:57,080 Speaker 1: Are you gonna bring your nine year old kid that 679 00:32:57,360 --> 00:32:59,560 Speaker 1: is just like, oh cool, this is the Masters? And 680 00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:02,040 Speaker 1: really he has no appreciation for it and doesn't get 681 00:33:02,040 --> 00:33:05,440 Speaker 1: the the the grand scheme of it. They don't realize 682 00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:06,920 Speaker 1: how big a deal it is to be at the 683 00:33:06,960 --> 00:33:09,840 Speaker 1: Master's at that age. Or also, if you're bringing the kids, 684 00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:13,360 Speaker 1: do you not have one friend? As an upper management guy, 685 00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:17,120 Speaker 1: you don't have one bro that you bring your kids? 686 00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:20,600 Speaker 1: Because I'm sure every guy would choose. I mean, dude, 687 00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:22,480 Speaker 1: I saw a couple of kids that were nine. They 688 00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:24,680 Speaker 1: don't care what I'm unless they're about to be the 689 00:33:24,680 --> 00:33:26,880 Speaker 1: next Tiger Woods. You're not bringing your nine year old. 690 00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:29,520 Speaker 1: So to say that some of these guys, when they 691 00:33:29,680 --> 00:33:32,200 Speaker 1: rise and live in the mansion in the perfect life 692 00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:36,000 Speaker 1: and perfect heart, they don't have friends or they think 693 00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:37,960 Speaker 1: it's more important to take their kid than their friend, 694 00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:40,680 Speaker 1: Because I mean, I couldn't think of a handful. Eddie, 695 00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:42,760 Speaker 1: maybe we don't take him now. But I got you 696 00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:50,960 Speaker 1: Eddie Dodd Justin, uh my buddy, Bill Baser, Billy Billy, 697 00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:54,640 Speaker 1: South Beach, South Beach. I got ten people I could bring. 698 00:33:55,560 --> 00:34:00,640 Speaker 1: I don't know who I would bring Garrett for us, Kid, 699 00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:03,560 Speaker 1: you got an extra ticket for me. I don't think 700 00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:07,160 Speaker 1: Kid would care about the Masters. No, Forrest doesn't care 701 00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:09,880 Speaker 1: about golf. Forest does not play this day. Chess Day 702 00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:14,399 Speaker 1: does not play golf. My roommate from college, John would 703 00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:16,480 Speaker 1: have a freaking heart attack if I took him to 704 00:34:16,520 --> 00:34:19,080 Speaker 1: the Masters. So I don't know. If I had to 705 00:34:19,200 --> 00:34:22,160 Speaker 1: pick one person to take, I don't know who I 706 00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:25,120 Speaker 1: would take. And so that leads me to this, Can 707 00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:28,279 Speaker 1: we go play the Masters today? No? But what if 708 00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:31,520 Speaker 1: we had unlimited money? No? Who gets to play it? 709 00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:34,000 Speaker 1: I don't I know they have like today for all 710 00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:36,200 Speaker 1: the media covering it. They have a random drawing and 711 00:34:36,239 --> 00:34:40,040 Speaker 1: so media members get to play Augusta today. Dang, that's 712 00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:43,160 Speaker 1: pretty awesome and the media. But we would have to 713 00:34:43,160 --> 00:34:45,319 Speaker 1: get a media pass to go cover the Masters, and 714 00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:47,319 Speaker 1: then we get put in a drawing and then we 715 00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:49,000 Speaker 1: get picked and we get to play on that Monday. 716 00:34:49,040 --> 00:34:52,120 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and we can't take off Mondays. Therein lies 717 00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:55,040 Speaker 1: the problem ding ding ding though it's their full time job. 718 00:34:55,239 --> 00:34:58,080 Speaker 1: Like I was looking at some Golf Digest writer he's 719 00:34:58,080 --> 00:35:01,840 Speaker 1: playing the Masters that his name is Christopher Powers, his 720 00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:04,520 Speaker 1: first time being in the drawing for the media and 721 00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:07,840 Speaker 1: he got picked. That's sick. See some media they're not 722 00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:12,640 Speaker 1: gonna get paid as much money. But bloggers, video people, photographers, 723 00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:16,040 Speaker 1: those type of people their schedule floats their freelance, so 724 00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:18,759 Speaker 1: they can always extend a weekend because somebody says, hey, 725 00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:20,920 Speaker 1: we'll give you nine hundred dollars to get off this flight. 726 00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:23,760 Speaker 1: They can do that. We can't. When you're in media 727 00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:26,600 Speaker 1: on TV and radio, you always have to stick to 728 00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:29,399 Speaker 1: a strict schedule. Yes, which sucks. And we're gonna play 729 00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:31,759 Speaker 1: would you rather after this? Because I want to know 730 00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:33,520 Speaker 1: your answer to the question that was posed on the 731 00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:40,280 Speaker 1: Facebook page and we'll do it right after this. Someone 732 00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:43,840 Speaker 1: posted on the Facebook page. It was a picture and 733 00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:47,680 Speaker 1: it was Augusta National and it said would you rather 734 00:35:48,239 --> 00:35:51,040 Speaker 1: have Sunday passes to the Masters for the rest of 735 00:35:51,040 --> 00:35:56,560 Speaker 1: your life or play Augusta one time? Would you rather? Ray? 736 00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:02,880 Speaker 1: I would easily Sunday passes for the rest of my life, 737 00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:05,040 Speaker 1: because dude, I would chop it up. I'm telling you 738 00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:08,160 Speaker 1: right now, on Azalea thirteen, I would for sure hit 739 00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:10,200 Speaker 1: it in the woods. There's no my shot doesn't go 740 00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:12,680 Speaker 1: the way that I'm gonna get so for me to 741 00:36:12,719 --> 00:36:14,959 Speaker 1: be able to hook it into the fairway, I'm gonna 742 00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:17,040 Speaker 1: have to go way into the trees, so you're not 743 00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:18,960 Speaker 1: gonna find that ball. And then when I'm trying to 744 00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:21,839 Speaker 1: make it over Raised Creek Crazy It's also named my name, 745 00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:25,320 Speaker 1: There's no way I'm making it in in that shot 746 00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:27,480 Speaker 1: and I'm gonna hit it into the creek and then 747 00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:28,920 Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to drop and then it's not a 748 00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:32,439 Speaker 1: special hole. I'm not gonna enjoy these holes because they're 749 00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:34,799 Speaker 1: all a nightmare. That course doesn't play to my game. 750 00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:38,080 Speaker 1: My local Muni does, McCabe, because I can hit it 751 00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:40,879 Speaker 1: to that fairway two fair ways away and then come 752 00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:45,320 Speaker 1: back onto my fairway with masters. There's no way I 753 00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:48,759 Speaker 1: could play that with my game right now. Well, no, no, no, 754 00:36:48,880 --> 00:36:51,160 Speaker 1: it doesn't matter how good or bad your game is, 755 00:36:51,239 --> 00:36:53,359 Speaker 1: but I'm telling you it would be stressful because there 756 00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:55,319 Speaker 1: I would lose so many balls up. You would lose 757 00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:58,600 Speaker 1: so many balls and you would not care because you 758 00:36:58,640 --> 00:37:01,520 Speaker 1: are playing Augusta. It would still piss me off. It 759 00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:03,799 Speaker 1: would be it wouldn't You're not allowed to drink. I'm 760 00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:06,000 Speaker 1: not allowed to have my couple of drinks that I 761 00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:10,160 Speaker 1: have in my bag. They don't have a car. Girl, Dude, 762 00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:11,680 Speaker 1: I'm just telling you. I would get give me sun 763 00:37:11,719 --> 00:37:13,399 Speaker 1: to every Sunday for the rest of my life, because 764 00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:18,239 Speaker 1: that's sixty years. Here's the deal. The answer is play Augusta. 765 00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:22,759 Speaker 1: Play Augusta one time for memories that will last you 766 00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:27,320 Speaker 1: a lifetime. Because it's expensive to go to the Master's 767 00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:30,719 Speaker 1: every Sunday. In the final, you would have to get there, 768 00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:33,920 Speaker 1: you'd have to rent a place to live to stay, 769 00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:37,400 Speaker 1: you would have to take off work. It's hard to 770 00:37:37,480 --> 00:37:39,640 Speaker 1: go to the Masters. And after a while, guess what, 771 00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:43,400 Speaker 1: it gets old. I guarantee you it's just like anything 772 00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:45,640 Speaker 1: in life. You're like, oh my god, I could never 773 00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:47,719 Speaker 1: get tired of going too concerts. Guess what. We've been 774 00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:50,200 Speaker 1: in this our job for how many years? Do you 775 00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:52,719 Speaker 1: still go to every single concert? Or some of them? 776 00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:56,640 Speaker 1: You're like, I don't want to go to that concert exactly. 777 00:37:56,960 --> 00:38:00,520 Speaker 1: It gets you get jaded. So after about ten masters, 778 00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:02,160 Speaker 1: you're gonna be like, man, I don't want to go 779 00:38:02,239 --> 00:38:04,319 Speaker 1: this year. Eleven masters, I don't want to go this year. 780 00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:06,080 Speaker 1: I don't really want to go this year. Next thing, 781 00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:07,959 Speaker 1: you know, it's been ten years and you haven't gone. 782 00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:11,520 Speaker 1: You're wasting those passes. It is play Augusta. You will 783 00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:14,400 Speaker 1: be one of the select few to ever play one 784 00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:18,480 Speaker 1: of the greatest courses on this planet. A tradition like 785 00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:22,160 Speaker 1: none other. Is that what the slogan is. I came 786 00:38:22,239 --> 00:38:23,839 Speaker 1: up with it in the nineteen eighties, and I didn't 787 00:38:23,840 --> 00:38:26,359 Speaker 1: make a dime off of it. I'm Jim Nance and 788 00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:28,799 Speaker 1: I came up with a tradition unlike any other, and 789 00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:30,600 Speaker 1: now they use it, and I don't even get paid 790 00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:33,040 Speaker 1: a tradition like any other. But he already makes millions 791 00:38:33,040 --> 00:38:35,600 Speaker 1: of dollars being on the broadcast. I bet he's saw everyone. 792 00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:39,720 Speaker 1: It is amazing to play Augusta. That's the only answer. 793 00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:42,759 Speaker 1: I'm sorry. It doesn't matter how bad you are. Just 794 00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:44,960 Speaker 1: to soak it up and to walk on the green 795 00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:48,120 Speaker 1: and crossover Raised Creek and go over the bridge and 796 00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:51,560 Speaker 1: the Amen Corner. I mean, it would be so incredible 797 00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:55,520 Speaker 1: to soak it in the Azelias the pine straw, to 798 00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:57,560 Speaker 1: go hit out of the pine straw like Phil and 799 00:38:57,640 --> 00:39:00,400 Speaker 1: Bubba and all the others that have ever done it, 800 00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:03,280 Speaker 1: and to walk up the stay and the eighteenth fairway 801 00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:06,640 Speaker 1: tiger Woods is a crowd is cheering to have that 802 00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:10,000 Speaker 1: feeling of what they do. There's nothing else that compares 803 00:39:10,040 --> 00:39:12,439 Speaker 1: to it. I don't care. And here's the thing. Going 804 00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:14,600 Speaker 1: to Augusta on Sunday. Did you see how many damn 805 00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:17,320 Speaker 1: people are there? Well, and you're not. You're about twenty 806 00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:19,360 Speaker 1: five people deep. You ain't gonna see shit anyway. I 807 00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:21,520 Speaker 1: thought the same thing. If you're not front row on 808 00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:24,960 Speaker 1: let's say fifteen, we're watching it better on TV than 809 00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:27,719 Speaker 1: you are. I would rather be there, I think on 810 00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:30,720 Speaker 1: Thursday or Friday when it's a little less crowded, because 811 00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:33,720 Speaker 1: Sunday you are gonna have to fight for a spot. 812 00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:35,560 Speaker 1: And if you don't get a good spot, hey, it 813 00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:37,600 Speaker 1: sucks to be And if you go, do you just 814 00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:40,000 Speaker 1: go sit at eighteen and wait for eight hours the 815 00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:41,600 Speaker 1: leaders to get there, and then you have no idea 816 00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:43,719 Speaker 1: what's going on around the course, right, So then they 817 00:39:43,719 --> 00:39:45,919 Speaker 1: don't have their phones, so all they're doing is looking 818 00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:49,600 Speaker 1: at boards, in there, so they're missing they're missing all 819 00:39:49,640 --> 00:39:51,759 Speaker 1: the great shot. Some of them weren't even on the best. 820 00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:53,759 Speaker 1: I didn't feel like that was the best hole that 821 00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:55,880 Speaker 1: they were on. They were on the stupid part three. 822 00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:58,879 Speaker 1: The part three's cool though, because you see that. That's 823 00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:01,240 Speaker 1: what I'm saying, Like, no, but they're doing little bit shots. 824 00:40:01,239 --> 00:40:03,319 Speaker 1: I want to see where they're cranking the shit out 825 00:40:03,320 --> 00:40:05,920 Speaker 1: of it, That's what I'm saying. How do you decide 826 00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:08,719 Speaker 1: where you're gonna sit? It's just my boy went to 827 00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:12,360 Speaker 1: practice rounds on Monday and Tuesday. Okay, who's your boy? Christian? 828 00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:15,399 Speaker 1: He just dms me, never really met him. And he goes, 829 00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:18,200 Speaker 1: I was there Monday and Tuesday, just practice rounds. But 830 00:40:18,239 --> 00:40:20,239 Speaker 1: it's insane. And I said, how did you get in? 831 00:40:20,640 --> 00:40:23,719 Speaker 1: And he goes, my family gets tickets each year. No 832 00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:27,120 Speaker 1: place like AUGUSTA. Pretty sweet. You can't take a phone in, 833 00:40:27,320 --> 00:40:30,080 Speaker 1: keeps people chatty, all right. I didn't ask for that, 834 00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:33,279 Speaker 1: but I do. I do like that. Oh boy, that's 835 00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:35,360 Speaker 1: all you do. I do like that. You're not allowed 836 00:40:35,360 --> 00:40:37,560 Speaker 1: to take your phone in, but you can take your phone. 837 00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:39,560 Speaker 1: They just can't catch you with it. Well, you're not 838 00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:41,239 Speaker 1: allowed to pull it out and I bet you they 839 00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:43,439 Speaker 1: have security everywhere, and I bet you people will tell 840 00:40:43,480 --> 00:40:47,320 Speaker 1: on you so you could. You can't sneak up one picture. 841 00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,239 Speaker 1: That's how tight security. I think it's that tight. No, 842 00:40:50,560 --> 00:40:53,080 Speaker 1: we have stuff where they say, oh, this artist says 843 00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:56,240 Speaker 1: no video. Different between artists and Augusta. I think Augusta 844 00:40:56,320 --> 00:41:00,359 Speaker 1: is a different level. And if they because because in 845 00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:03,719 Speaker 1: trouble right at Augusta, it's day at a concert, it's dark, 846 00:41:03,760 --> 00:41:06,600 Speaker 1: it's easier to take out a phone and snap a pick. Here, 847 00:41:06,680 --> 00:41:09,520 Speaker 1: everybody's around you, everybody's following the rules. You don't know 848 00:41:09,560 --> 00:41:12,000 Speaker 1: who's security. You don't know who who is at security. 849 00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:14,239 Speaker 1: It's sort of like in a casino. You think, oh 850 00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:16,319 Speaker 1: my god, all these people are walking around gambling and 851 00:41:16,480 --> 00:41:19,080 Speaker 1: are just normal folks. No, some of those are actually security, 852 00:41:19,120 --> 00:41:21,279 Speaker 1: just dressed as normal folks. You try some shit, you're 853 00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:24,719 Speaker 1: on the ground. Really Hell yeah, I don't think they're 854 00:41:24,719 --> 00:41:30,640 Speaker 1: doing that at South Point every casino. Nah, there's no way. 855 00:41:30,680 --> 00:41:33,520 Speaker 1: When I was in Tunica they can afford because Tunica 856 00:41:33,600 --> 00:41:37,319 Speaker 1: is not getting so when I see Vegas, I know, 857 00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:40,120 Speaker 1: But when I see Tunica, it's not just one size 858 00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:42,400 Speaker 1: fits all. I'm telling you they don't have undercover cops. 859 00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:44,640 Speaker 1: And also I don't know how much money they're making 860 00:41:44,840 --> 00:41:48,000 Speaker 1: because that place is dilapidated. They're still making money, but 861 00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:50,680 Speaker 1: they're not making Vegas money. No, no, no, nowhere makes 862 00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:53,600 Speaker 1: Vegas money. Vegas is a different animal because they have 863 00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:56,080 Speaker 1: all they can. They charge more for rooms. They get 864 00:41:56,080 --> 00:41:59,880 Speaker 1: you distracted with flamingo girls, tits ass girls dancing on 865 00:41:59,880 --> 00:42:01,960 Speaker 1: the table. Oh you know what, black jack? We used 866 00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:03,680 Speaker 1: to pay three to two. Now we only pay six 867 00:42:03,719 --> 00:42:05,959 Speaker 1: to five. So they're making even more money. They're taking 868 00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:07,600 Speaker 1: money out of your puck and you don't even realize it. 869 00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:10,400 Speaker 1: But the average gambler goes to Vegas, Oh you know what, 870 00:42:10,520 --> 00:42:12,719 Speaker 1: six to five? Who cares? Let me play black jack? 871 00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:16,239 Speaker 1: I'm drunk. Whoo hey, I'm gonna send in the party pit. 872 00:42:16,840 --> 00:42:18,360 Speaker 1: Oh if I could a black jack, I'll get a 873 00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:22,200 Speaker 1: thing of beads. Whoo hey, missy, give me another drink. 874 00:42:22,239 --> 00:42:24,520 Speaker 1: I'd love to have it and suck it down. I'd 875 00:42:24,520 --> 00:42:26,960 Speaker 1: love to do that. But yes, that was that the 876 00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:29,920 Speaker 1: Master's kind of boring Sunday and dichomatic, and it was 877 00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:32,400 Speaker 1: we watched it. That was a second time that day. 878 00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:33,960 Speaker 1: I mean we saw it in the morning. That was 879 00:42:34,040 --> 00:42:35,920 Speaker 1: kind of my master's fill. And then after that I've 880 00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:38,080 Speaker 1: done well, yes, and then because you gotta wait three 881 00:42:38,080 --> 00:42:40,120 Speaker 1: hours with a leader, I'm like, okay, I don't really 882 00:42:40,120 --> 00:42:42,600 Speaker 1: care about who's teeing off the first, you know, half 883 00:42:42,600 --> 00:42:44,359 Speaker 1: of the day, because it's like, all right, they're down 884 00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:46,600 Speaker 1: ten strokes and RAMI I don't even know if it 885 00:42:46,640 --> 00:42:48,200 Speaker 1: was a real quote. Kapka said he went to the 886 00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:50,719 Speaker 1: bathroom seven times. They were playing that slow and he 887 00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:53,560 Speaker 1: was eating sandwiches and stuff. That's pretty funny. I don't 888 00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:54,680 Speaker 1: know if I was real too. I don't know. I 889 00:42:54,719 --> 00:42:56,720 Speaker 1: don't know if he really went, but he was being saying, 890 00:42:56,760 --> 00:43:00,040 Speaker 1: that's how like, and they were still waiting. But the 891 00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:03,279 Speaker 1: rama in the NBA, dude, I was gonna tweet out 892 00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:06,239 Speaker 1: what we'll talk about Monday, Masters and NBA, and I 893 00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:07,839 Speaker 1: already would have called two of them. Let me tell 894 00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:10,640 Speaker 1: you were on fire with the social media this week. 895 00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:13,399 Speaker 1: I had to be you were hilarious. Well, we had 896 00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:16,719 Speaker 1: an easy day on Friday? Can get How did you 897 00:43:16,840 --> 00:43:20,520 Speaker 1: do the Twitter profile picture? All I did was just 898 00:43:20,560 --> 00:43:23,600 Speaker 1: scratch it out? Is that all you did? Went on Instagram, 899 00:43:23,640 --> 00:43:25,359 Speaker 1: scratched it out and then just threw it on there, 900 00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:27,839 Speaker 1: and also with you posting it, I thought you're gonna 901 00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:30,000 Speaker 1: you posted it at a good time on Friday, but 902 00:43:30,040 --> 00:43:31,600 Speaker 1: I also was doing a little bit of the work 903 00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:33,960 Speaker 1: earlier in the day, so it looked like we put 904 00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:36,680 Speaker 1: out the podcast and then immediately we scrubbed him from everything, 905 00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:38,840 Speaker 1: which it wasn't like that at all. We'd recorded it 906 00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:41,799 Speaker 1: twenty four hours ago. It was so funny though. I 907 00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:45,680 Speaker 1: looked at the picture and I'm like, oh, hell, Eddie, 908 00:43:45,719 --> 00:43:48,279 Speaker 1: And then your quote. Here's the tweet that was so 909 00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:51,439 Speaker 1: freaking funny. It said, where the hell is it not 910 00:43:51,560 --> 00:43:53,600 Speaker 1: really saying if we're ready to get to date again, 911 00:43:53,719 --> 00:43:56,319 Speaker 1: if it's just a guy or a girl. We ended 912 00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:58,879 Speaker 1: in on amazing terms with Eddie. He's a really great guy, 913 00:43:58,880 --> 00:44:01,040 Speaker 1: and we were just at two different places in our 914 00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:04,759 Speaker 1: lives Sisson and Bisil so freaking fight. Wanted to create 915 00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:07,400 Speaker 1: the analogy like we're breaking up. It was a divorce. No, no, 916 00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:11,880 Speaker 1: it's great. It was really funny. But then the NBA 917 00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:17,719 Speaker 1: this weekend unbelievable. Aren't the Timberwolves going to the playoffs? 918 00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:20,360 Speaker 1: They are in the playing game. They play the Lakers. 919 00:44:20,520 --> 00:44:23,440 Speaker 1: I think tomorrow we're screwed. Well, why are they screwed? 920 00:44:23,480 --> 00:44:27,040 Speaker 1: The dude broke his arm. Well, that's that's only one 921 00:44:27,040 --> 00:44:30,440 Speaker 1: of the guys they're best defender. Well, Rudy Gobert is 922 00:44:30,480 --> 00:44:32,640 Speaker 1: supposed to be their best defender. But the one guy 923 00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:35,400 Speaker 1: he gets so mad he punches a wall on the 924 00:44:35,440 --> 00:44:38,000 Speaker 1: way back to the locker room and breaks his hand, 925 00:44:38,040 --> 00:44:41,720 Speaker 1: breaks his finger whatever. He's out. Then Rudy Gobert tries 926 00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:45,640 Speaker 1: to punch Kyle Anderson's dam in history during a time 927 00:44:45,640 --> 00:44:49,000 Speaker 1: out on the bench, and so Rudy Gobert gets sent home. 928 00:44:49,600 --> 00:44:51,640 Speaker 1: He gets sent home like, hey man, we're not gonna 929 00:44:51,680 --> 00:44:53,680 Speaker 1: need you today. Go home. When it they said it, 930 00:44:53,719 --> 00:44:56,120 Speaker 1: I'll stem from them telling each other what to do, right, Yeah, 931 00:44:56,120 --> 00:44:58,120 Speaker 1: he said, why don't you box him shots? Why don't 932 00:44:58,120 --> 00:45:00,120 Speaker 1: you rebound mortors something? Yeah, and then he goes, I'll 933 00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:04,799 Speaker 1: knock you out, bitch, and then Rudy Gobert swung at him, 934 00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:06,719 Speaker 1: and then supposedly they got back into it again in 935 00:45:06,760 --> 00:45:09,040 Speaker 1: the locker room. So, I mean, that's a team that's 936 00:45:09,080 --> 00:45:10,959 Speaker 1: not going to do well in the playoffs. You gotta 937 00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:14,000 Speaker 1: take lakers. Then. But here here's the greatest part of this. 938 00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:18,640 Speaker 1: They gave up four first round picks, a pick swap, 939 00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:21,120 Speaker 1: and they owe Rudy Gobert, and they gave up like 940 00:45:21,280 --> 00:45:23,960 Speaker 1: four other players for Rudy Gobert, and they still own 941 00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:26,479 Speaker 1: two hundred million dollars and they're in the playing game. 942 00:45:26,880 --> 00:45:28,839 Speaker 1: What a dumb I mean, do you want to talk 943 00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:33,359 Speaker 1: about a trade going absolutely wrong? Absolutely terribly wrong. It 944 00:45:33,440 --> 00:45:35,640 Speaker 1: was a bad trade from the beginning. But then they 945 00:45:35,680 --> 00:45:37,640 Speaker 1: have to play the Lakers. They have to just win 946 00:45:37,719 --> 00:45:39,680 Speaker 1: one game and they're in the playoffs. They play the 947 00:45:39,760 --> 00:45:42,320 Speaker 1: Lakers and if they lose, they play the lose winner 948 00:45:42,360 --> 00:45:45,120 Speaker 1: of who the hell plays the other one? That's this week. 949 00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:47,800 Speaker 1: What I didn't realize is hockey and basketball. It almost 950 00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:51,360 Speaker 1: ends at the exact same time, and it's this week hockey. 951 00:45:51,440 --> 00:45:53,520 Speaker 1: This is the final one for hockey, and NBA is 952 00:45:53,520 --> 00:45:56,520 Speaker 1: just about Dunzo. And so then there's amazing odds for 953 00:45:56,640 --> 00:45:58,840 Speaker 1: will this team make the playoffs? Who will win the 954 00:45:58,840 --> 00:46:01,400 Speaker 1: playoff game? If you want to go for dogs, I 955 00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:04,120 Speaker 1: saw where you can pick Calgary Flames plus three times 956 00:46:04,120 --> 00:46:06,719 Speaker 1: your money, the Preds to make the playoffs plus ten times. 957 00:46:06,960 --> 00:46:08,919 Speaker 1: They only have three games left to make the point. 958 00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:11,000 Speaker 1: And I don't even know how I mean, there are 959 00:46:11,040 --> 00:46:12,719 Speaker 1: only a couple. They all they needed a couple of wins. 960 00:46:12,719 --> 00:46:14,719 Speaker 1: I got a question. But they play the Avalanche. You 961 00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:17,239 Speaker 1: get two points for a win, one for an overtime win. 962 00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:21,120 Speaker 1: It's that simple. No, it's no way. Yeah, well you 963 00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:23,919 Speaker 1: get one for a tie though there's no ties, that's 964 00:46:23,920 --> 00:46:26,399 Speaker 1: an overtime win. They now have shootouts and stuff. There's 965 00:46:26,440 --> 00:46:29,320 Speaker 1: never been a time there hasn't been ties in years. Yeah, 966 00:46:29,360 --> 00:46:31,719 Speaker 1: so that's how it's figured. It's actually pretty easy. But 967 00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:35,360 Speaker 1: the Preds play the Avalanche and freaking a bunch of 968 00:46:35,520 --> 00:46:37,480 Speaker 1: tough teams. So that's why it's plus ten. Yeah. So 969 00:46:37,520 --> 00:46:41,080 Speaker 1: the Lakers play the Timberwolves, and you assume the Lakers 970 00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:43,160 Speaker 1: gonna win that game. Then the Timberwolves played the winner 971 00:46:43,239 --> 00:46:47,520 Speaker 1: of the Pelicans and Thunder Pelicans are good, Thunder can fly. 972 00:46:48,080 --> 00:46:51,160 Speaker 1: The Pelicans are good, and Zion Williamson doesn't play. He's 973 00:46:51,160 --> 00:46:54,359 Speaker 1: still he's he's sixty percent of his games in the NBA, 974 00:46:54,360 --> 00:46:56,319 Speaker 1: and then they gave him a max contract. I don't 975 00:46:56,400 --> 00:47:01,359 Speaker 1: understand the NBA. And then the Mavericks absolutely tanked. They 976 00:47:01,400 --> 00:47:05,520 Speaker 1: missed the playoffs, but they traded for Kyrie, gave up 977 00:47:05,600 --> 00:47:08,760 Speaker 1: everything for Kyrie. Where they had when they traded for Kyrie, 978 00:47:08,760 --> 00:47:10,520 Speaker 1: they had like a I don't know if I've read 979 00:47:10,520 --> 00:47:13,600 Speaker 1: this right, eighty ninety percent chance of making the playoffs 980 00:47:13,640 --> 00:47:15,320 Speaker 1: and they didn't make the playoffs. I think they're in 981 00:47:15,440 --> 00:47:19,600 Speaker 1: being investigated now because they had to win their last 982 00:47:19,600 --> 00:47:24,279 Speaker 1: two games and have somebody lose their last game and 983 00:47:24,320 --> 00:47:26,680 Speaker 1: they would have gotten the playoffs. But instead, against the 984 00:47:26,719 --> 00:47:29,960 Speaker 1: Bowls on Friday, they sat. Ever, they played Luca thirteen 985 00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:33,399 Speaker 1: minutes and sat. Everybody else sat all their starters pretty much. 986 00:47:33,640 --> 00:47:37,279 Speaker 1: You know, the analogy of tanking in life is at 987 00:47:37,320 --> 00:47:40,160 Speaker 1: your job the final months, if you just don't even 988 00:47:40,320 --> 00:47:43,960 Speaker 1: work really that hard. And in relationships there's no effort. 989 00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:46,560 Speaker 1: There's guys at tank that would then they hope it 990 00:47:46,640 --> 00:47:49,760 Speaker 1: leads to a breakup. Yeah, they they they they start 991 00:47:50,120 --> 00:47:53,840 Speaker 1: doing they don't do anything, but they don't give any effort, 992 00:47:53,840 --> 00:47:56,080 Speaker 1: hoping she'll be the one to break up with them. Right, 993 00:47:56,120 --> 00:47:57,799 Speaker 1: So that's what I'm saying. It should be easy to 994 00:47:57,800 --> 00:48:00,400 Speaker 1: spot because in relationships you can tell when somebody's not 995 00:48:00,440 --> 00:48:03,640 Speaker 1: putting forth or full effort. That's tanking. When somebody's at 996 00:48:03,640 --> 00:48:05,319 Speaker 1: work and all of a sudden they're a lame duck, 997 00:48:05,560 --> 00:48:08,160 Speaker 1: they're tanking. It's in the NBA. They should be able 998 00:48:08,200 --> 00:48:12,480 Speaker 1: to tell when teams are tanking. It's crazy. And the 999 00:48:12,520 --> 00:48:16,680 Speaker 1: reason the Mavericks did it, it's because they owe the 1000 00:48:16,960 --> 00:48:19,160 Speaker 1: Nets or somebody, the Knicks, I don't know who it is. 1001 00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:21,840 Speaker 1: They owe someone their draft pick this year if it 1002 00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:24,879 Speaker 1: doesn't fall inside the top ten. So if they made 1003 00:48:24,920 --> 00:48:27,560 Speaker 1: the playoffs, they're not going to get a top ten 1004 00:48:27,640 --> 00:48:30,160 Speaker 1: draft pick. Now they have a good shot of getting 1005 00:48:30,160 --> 00:48:33,880 Speaker 1: a top ten draft pick. Okay, so there's reasons behind it. 1006 00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:35,960 Speaker 1: Maybe they automatically get a top ten pick because they 1007 00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:37,759 Speaker 1: didn't make the playoffs and there's only ten teams that 1008 00:48:37,800 --> 00:48:39,439 Speaker 1: didn't make the playoffs. I don't know how it works. 1009 00:48:39,560 --> 00:48:42,560 Speaker 1: I don't The NBA draft is totally confusing to me 1010 00:48:42,640 --> 00:48:45,160 Speaker 1: now because they have percentages. They don't just do like, oh, 1011 00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:47,760 Speaker 1: if you have the worst record, you have the most balls. 1012 00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:49,840 Speaker 1: It's like the first four teams have the same percentage 1013 00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:52,040 Speaker 1: to get the first pick, right, trying to stop taking 1014 00:48:52,280 --> 00:48:55,560 Speaker 1: but you absolutely, Mavericks they tanked. It's a smart move 1015 00:48:55,880 --> 00:48:58,319 Speaker 1: because you're hoping your pick is inside the top ten 1016 00:48:58,360 --> 00:49:00,960 Speaker 1: so you don't lose that draft pick. So yes, there 1017 00:49:01,160 --> 00:49:02,799 Speaker 1: they were gonna make the playoffs and they were gonna suck, 1018 00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:04,479 Speaker 1: and they were like, you know what, is it really 1019 00:49:04,480 --> 00:49:07,200 Speaker 1: worth it? No, it's not. They showed some clip where 1020 00:49:07,280 --> 00:49:10,040 Speaker 1: I think they missed three three pointers in fifteen seconds 1021 00:49:10,080 --> 00:49:13,319 Speaker 1: airbald all three of them. That's not so. I mean, 1022 00:49:13,320 --> 00:49:16,760 Speaker 1: that's a straight taint job. And they benched. They benched 1023 00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:21,719 Speaker 1: their entire team. Yeah, name Kyrie Hardaway. I mean that's 1024 00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:24,320 Speaker 1: Luca only played thirteen minutes and they were all supposed 1025 00:49:24,320 --> 00:49:26,520 Speaker 1: to play, and then like Friday afternoon, they decide, oh, 1026 00:49:26,560 --> 00:49:28,479 Speaker 1: you know what, they're out, they're hurt, they have sore 1027 00:49:28,520 --> 00:49:31,720 Speaker 1: foots or knee. Lucas only available for the first quarter. 1028 00:49:32,280 --> 00:49:34,239 Speaker 1: Why is he only available for the first quarter. If 1029 00:49:34,239 --> 00:49:37,279 Speaker 1: he's available for thirteen minutes or whatever he played, why 1030 00:49:37,320 --> 00:49:41,840 Speaker 1: not play him four minutes, four minutes, four minutes. Mark Cuban, 1031 00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:45,279 Speaker 1: he's the brains. He knew it was tank City. Yeah, 1032 00:49:45,320 --> 00:49:47,279 Speaker 1: and they're gonna be investigated, they're gonna get they're gonna 1033 00:49:47,320 --> 00:49:49,160 Speaker 1: get busted, and I don't know what happens. I mean, 1034 00:49:49,200 --> 00:49:51,279 Speaker 1: I don't know how you can. Cuban probably thought he 1035 00:49:51,320 --> 00:49:54,560 Speaker 1: could outsmart the NBA, which most times he does, because 1036 00:49:54,560 --> 00:49:57,600 Speaker 1: he freaking bought a team yes, and then the Eastern 1037 00:49:57,680 --> 00:50:02,280 Speaker 1: Conference Miami Heat against the Atlanta Hawks puke fest, Toronto Raptors, 1038 00:50:02,280 --> 00:50:04,600 Speaker 1: and the Chicago Bulls puke fest. No interest in need 1039 00:50:04,680 --> 00:50:06,560 Speaker 1: of those games. But but I will say at plus 1040 00:50:06,560 --> 00:50:09,640 Speaker 1: five hundred, I know you love the Suns, You've been 1041 00:50:09,719 --> 00:50:13,839 Speaker 1: absolutely in love. They're awesome. But what Warriors plus five 1042 00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:17,080 Speaker 1: times your money to win the West? Dude? How about 1043 00:50:17,120 --> 00:50:20,239 Speaker 1: here's the thing. Sacramento finally makes the playoff fast or 1044 00:50:20,239 --> 00:50:22,240 Speaker 1: however many years and they got to play the Warriors 1045 00:50:22,360 --> 00:50:25,360 Speaker 1: round one, Dunzo, And did you see there's a better? 1046 00:50:26,120 --> 00:50:29,120 Speaker 1: He bet twenty five dollars at the beginning of the 1047 00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:32,720 Speaker 1: season for the Kings to win the Pacific Division. Here's 1048 00:50:32,719 --> 00:50:36,239 Speaker 1: the funny part. I forgot the NBA even had divisions 1049 00:50:36,600 --> 00:50:39,799 Speaker 1: because they mean nothing. It's just the Western Conference. I 1050 00:50:39,840 --> 00:50:42,120 Speaker 1: just look at the standings. I don't even look at divisions. 1051 00:50:42,200 --> 00:50:44,560 Speaker 1: He bet twenty five dollars on the Kings to win 1052 00:50:44,600 --> 00:50:48,800 Speaker 1: their division. They won their division, paid him ten thousand dollars. Dang, 1053 00:50:48,840 --> 00:50:51,200 Speaker 1: I can't leave the odds for that. Well, because their 1054 00:50:51,239 --> 00:50:58,120 Speaker 1: division is here. It is the Suns, the Clippers, the Warriors, 1055 00:50:58,400 --> 00:51:02,439 Speaker 1: and the Lakers. No, yeah, there you go. But that's 1056 00:51:02,600 --> 00:51:04,799 Speaker 1: twenty five. But I'm telling you, if you want to 1057 00:51:04,840 --> 00:51:07,480 Speaker 1: make money, folks, now is your time to futures bet 1058 00:51:07,480 --> 00:51:10,680 Speaker 1: because you have hockey playoffs, you have NBA playoffs, all 1059 00:51:10,719 --> 00:51:13,000 Speaker 1: of that, and then also, I mean baseball is gonna 1060 00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:14,960 Speaker 1: take the whole summer to play out. Now is the 1061 00:51:15,040 --> 00:51:19,120 Speaker 1: time to bet your futures. He's gonna bet, dude. I 1062 00:51:19,160 --> 00:51:20,960 Speaker 1: want to bet Preds ten times your money, but they 1063 00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:23,120 Speaker 1: gotta win against the Abs and something else. You don't 1064 00:51:23,120 --> 00:51:25,919 Speaker 1: want to bet the Press to make the playoffs. But 1065 00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:29,520 Speaker 1: also with NBA, I'm Tony, it's Warriors plus five times 1066 00:51:29,520 --> 00:51:31,680 Speaker 1: your money to win the West. The Suns are not 1067 00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:37,479 Speaker 1: that impressive. They're not champion plus the Suns are two 1068 00:51:37,600 --> 00:51:40,920 Speaker 1: times your money. Get the hell out of times. You 1069 00:51:41,040 --> 00:51:44,040 Speaker 1: gotta watch a month of basketball to win double your money. 1070 00:51:44,120 --> 00:51:47,440 Speaker 1: I'll pass. I mean, give me a little parlay with 1071 00:51:47,480 --> 00:51:50,440 Speaker 1: the Preds or or a Calgary front Flames to make 1072 00:51:50,520 --> 00:51:53,279 Speaker 1: the playoffs, and then do that with Warriors and then 1073 00:51:53,280 --> 00:51:55,480 Speaker 1: you're watching. You get to watch basketball for the next 1074 00:51:55,560 --> 00:51:58,319 Speaker 1: three weeks. I'm not messing with the finals. I'm not 1075 00:51:58,400 --> 00:52:01,000 Speaker 1: messing with Johannis, I'm not messing with Boston. But I 1076 00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:05,239 Speaker 1: can tell you the Warriors can get hot because I 1077 00:52:05,280 --> 00:52:07,600 Speaker 1: love Pool off the bench, Wiggins as he hurt, as 1078 00:52:07,640 --> 00:52:11,200 Speaker 1: he playing well, then they're good. And I mean Kyrie 1079 00:52:11,800 --> 00:52:15,040 Speaker 1: Clay that's the nucleus, that's all it's Kyrie doesn't play 1080 00:52:15,080 --> 00:52:18,720 Speaker 1: for them. Whoever his name is, Steph, Yeah, he plays 1081 00:52:18,760 --> 00:52:24,759 Speaker 1: for the Warriors. They are fire. This is why your 1082 00:52:24,760 --> 00:52:28,240 Speaker 1: couple's account never has money, never has money. It was kepka, 1083 00:52:28,320 --> 00:52:30,880 Speaker 1: it was even money. When it was time for keepkin, 1084 00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:33,640 Speaker 1: I said, I watched RAMI hits it, and I knew it. 1085 00:52:33,880 --> 00:52:35,640 Speaker 1: I knew it. We had a little bit of hedge 1086 00:52:35,640 --> 00:52:38,840 Speaker 1: with Victor Hovelin. We had a little bit of hedge 1087 00:52:38,840 --> 00:52:41,280 Speaker 1: with Can't Lay. So you had a hedge with everybody 1088 00:52:41,320 --> 00:52:44,000 Speaker 1: but Rom. Dude, we would have been perfect. The one 1089 00:52:44,040 --> 00:52:46,839 Speaker 1: guy I skipped on Rom because he hits in the 1090 00:52:46,840 --> 00:52:50,160 Speaker 1: woods every tournament. He ever down the stretch. Dude, he's 1091 00:52:50,160 --> 00:52:53,719 Speaker 1: hooking it and that's the one that hit. All right, 1092 00:52:54,480 --> 00:53:02,280 Speaker 1: all right, let's take one last break. Oh boy, now 1093 00:53:03,040 --> 00:53:08,799 Speaker 1: there's a girl nineteen years old. I don't know what 1094 00:53:08,840 --> 00:53:11,239 Speaker 1: the is wrong with people. Let me let me pull 1095 00:53:11,320 --> 00:53:16,960 Speaker 1: up the story. Oh my gosh. Oh, we're not used 1096 00:53:16,960 --> 00:53:22,920 Speaker 1: to all these dead spots. I'm a woman nineteen years old. 1097 00:53:24,280 --> 00:53:29,239 Speaker 1: She is from Jones County in Mississippi. I don't know 1098 00:53:29,280 --> 00:53:32,000 Speaker 1: what Caraway doing down there, but Caraway, if you need 1099 00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:34,480 Speaker 1: a chick that you might want to look up. Denise Frasier, 1100 00:53:34,960 --> 00:53:39,760 Speaker 1: nineteen years old, has been arrested for performing sexual acts 1101 00:53:39,840 --> 00:53:42,919 Speaker 1: on a dog on social media. Dude, I saw that man. 1102 00:53:43,040 --> 00:53:46,960 Speaker 1: That's called sodomy row It is it bestiality? Like what 1103 00:53:47,600 --> 00:53:53,719 Speaker 1: the the dog was banging her? Well, did you know 1104 00:53:53,800 --> 00:53:57,759 Speaker 1: that was illegal? Well I would say yeah, because the 1105 00:53:57,840 --> 00:54:00,759 Speaker 1: animal can't consent. How could she get found out? Somebody? 1106 00:54:00,880 --> 00:54:05,399 Speaker 1: She put it on social media? She was posting videos. 1107 00:54:05,440 --> 00:54:08,560 Speaker 1: In my seventeen years in law enforced enforcement, this is 1108 00:54:08,600 --> 00:54:11,480 Speaker 1: one of the most disturbing cases that I've ever investigated, 1109 00:54:11,760 --> 00:54:16,560 Speaker 1: said Sergeant J. D. Carter. Dude, there are several videos 1110 00:54:16,600 --> 00:54:18,680 Speaker 1: that are so graphic that we are not at liberty 1111 00:54:18,719 --> 00:54:21,719 Speaker 1: to release them or even discuss them, Like what the 1112 00:54:22,080 --> 00:54:25,560 Speaker 1: are you doing to a dog? And why are you 1113 00:54:25,640 --> 00:54:28,600 Speaker 1: doing it to a dog? Was she getting money through 1114 00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:32,759 Speaker 1: only fans? I don't know. I don't know where she's 1115 00:54:32,800 --> 00:54:34,920 Speaker 1: getting money, or why she would be putting these videos 1116 00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:38,480 Speaker 1: up or what made her think you know what, that 1117 00:54:38,560 --> 00:54:40,520 Speaker 1: dog right there looks like something I want to hook 1118 00:54:40,640 --> 00:54:43,319 Speaker 1: up with. Or she went through the entire mail race 1119 00:54:43,680 --> 00:54:47,759 Speaker 1: and switched to animals because guys were that bad. Or 1120 00:54:48,280 --> 00:54:50,359 Speaker 1: she heard that Eddie was leaving the pod and she 1121 00:54:50,520 --> 00:54:55,920 Speaker 1: just lost her She was distraught. Dude, quick story. When 1122 00:54:55,920 --> 00:54:58,080 Speaker 1: I was in Costa Rica, some of the locals there, 1123 00:54:58,200 --> 00:55:00,600 Speaker 1: I mean, they do different kinds of stuff. One of 1124 00:55:00,600 --> 00:55:02,960 Speaker 1: the guys said that I think he said he was 1125 00:55:03,080 --> 00:55:05,840 Speaker 1: drunk and he ran in a field one time and 1126 00:55:05,960 --> 00:55:10,319 Speaker 1: hooked up with a goat. Like what, what do you 1127 00:55:10,320 --> 00:55:11,840 Speaker 1: mean he just happened to run out there, And that 1128 00:55:12,120 --> 00:55:15,359 Speaker 1: means that doesn't just happen because you're drunk. No mean no, no, 1129 00:55:15,440 --> 00:55:18,439 Speaker 1: you're great call. Because the other guy then said, yeah, 1130 00:55:18,520 --> 00:55:20,680 Speaker 1: he did it more than once. So he would be 1131 00:55:20,760 --> 00:55:23,920 Speaker 1: driving in Costa Rica. There's a bunch of coffee fields, 1132 00:55:24,120 --> 00:55:26,880 Speaker 1: then you got your farmer's property. He would drive and 1133 00:55:26,920 --> 00:55:29,239 Speaker 1: when he would see a goat, he would park the car, 1134 00:55:29,400 --> 00:55:31,400 Speaker 1: jump over the fence and run and chase down a goat. 1135 00:55:33,160 --> 00:55:37,360 Speaker 1: That's what he told us. But why I think he 1136 00:55:37,480 --> 00:55:41,960 Speaker 1: liked hooking up with a goat like it was he normal? Yeah, 1137 00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:43,719 Speaker 1: he was a normal dude, and then he told us 1138 00:55:43,719 --> 00:55:45,400 Speaker 1: that and we never talked to him again after that. 1139 00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:49,520 Speaker 1: I just I can't And why why is this girl 1140 00:55:49,560 --> 00:55:51,720 Speaker 1: putting him on social media? That's how you get busted. 1141 00:55:53,080 --> 00:55:57,640 Speaker 1: I understand that. And also the like and when you're 1142 00:55:57,640 --> 00:56:00,359 Speaker 1: in jail, like, so, what do you drug traffic? Oh? 1143 00:56:00,360 --> 00:56:05,920 Speaker 1: I mean tempted murder? You banging my dog? Excuse me? Oh? Yeah, 1144 00:56:05,960 --> 00:56:10,239 Speaker 1: I was hooking on my dog. Huh. I don't know, dude. 1145 00:56:10,239 --> 00:56:13,640 Speaker 1: That's bad, man, don't I mean that could lead to death. 1146 00:56:14,080 --> 00:56:16,719 Speaker 1: That's just stuff that's not supposed to happen. Shouldn't there 1147 00:56:16,760 --> 00:56:19,880 Speaker 1: be like some weird virus or something. I don't know, 1148 00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:22,560 Speaker 1: That's what I'm telling you, Like, you can't. That's those 1149 00:56:22,560 --> 00:56:24,680 Speaker 1: are two things in the world that aren't supposed to happen. 1150 00:56:25,760 --> 00:56:29,080 Speaker 1: In this universe, there's like a reaction for every action, 1151 00:56:29,280 --> 00:56:31,520 Speaker 1: and that thing is not you're going against the grain, 1152 00:56:32,320 --> 00:56:34,960 Speaker 1: like the people they just out, they just said the 1153 00:56:35,160 --> 00:56:40,719 Speaker 1: world's most incest family. So but it's because they're going 1154 00:56:40,760 --> 00:56:43,759 Speaker 1: against how you're supposed to do it that is disturbing. 1155 00:56:44,520 --> 00:56:46,600 Speaker 1: So they're from West Virginia, right, right, But it was 1156 00:56:46,600 --> 00:56:48,239 Speaker 1: all brothers and sisters. Yeah, I think they're like called 1157 00:56:48,239 --> 00:56:52,200 Speaker 1: the White Walls. Oh boy, and they said that they 1158 00:56:52,239 --> 00:56:54,040 Speaker 1: start just grunning at each other. They don't even know 1159 00:56:54,040 --> 00:56:57,120 Speaker 1: the English language. So caraway if you need. If you're 1160 00:56:57,120 --> 00:57:00,239 Speaker 1: looking for a date, nineteen year old Denise Frasier is 1161 00:57:00,239 --> 00:57:03,440 Speaker 1: is available. Oh oh my gosh. Now one last email 1162 00:57:03,480 --> 00:57:08,399 Speaker 1: before we go, Eddie, he's ruined my podcast journey. He's 1163 00:57:08,480 --> 00:57:12,319 Speaker 1: ruined twenty twenty three. He's ruined my life just when 1164 00:57:12,360 --> 00:57:14,719 Speaker 1: I finally convinced my husband to put a dollar on it. 1165 00:57:15,440 --> 00:57:20,040 Speaker 1: Manage Ti Kate. That's what she says. Sad. Listen, there's 1166 00:57:20,160 --> 00:57:23,080 Speaker 1: there's gonna be people that are sad. But it wasn't 1167 00:57:23,080 --> 00:57:25,320 Speaker 1: our choice. Eddie wanted to go. So what are we 1168 00:57:25,360 --> 00:57:28,000 Speaker 1: gonna do? Make it like awkward and stuff and tell 1169 00:57:28,080 --> 00:57:31,480 Speaker 1: him that he has to do it. Listen to the 1170 00:57:31,520 --> 00:57:33,600 Speaker 1: pod to the Friday Pod. I went to the Master's 1171 00:57:33,600 --> 00:57:37,120 Speaker 1: Wednesday on a lottery ticket. Was unbelievable day trip with friends, 1172 00:57:37,640 --> 00:57:42,480 Speaker 1: unreal place. That was from Adams Saint. Thanks Adam, thanks 1173 00:57:42,480 --> 00:57:45,600 Speaker 1: for rubbing it in, dude. Yeah, we'll have guests on 1174 00:57:45,880 --> 00:57:49,240 Speaker 1: Maybe we have an uptick in booking guests because it 1175 00:57:49,280 --> 00:57:51,520 Speaker 1: motivates us to get other other people I'm gonna I'm 1176 00:57:51,520 --> 00:57:53,200 Speaker 1: gonna try to figure out how to do that. I'm 1177 00:57:53,200 --> 00:57:55,560 Speaker 1: still trying to figure get my get my sea legs 1178 00:57:55,600 --> 00:57:57,880 Speaker 1: because I don't I can't do the one liners anymore. No, 1179 00:57:58,040 --> 00:58:00,520 Speaker 1: you can see that's the problem is you need to right. 1180 00:58:00,680 --> 00:58:02,640 Speaker 1: I'm more of a Colin Coward where I could just 1181 00:58:02,680 --> 00:58:05,680 Speaker 1: host this on my own. So for Dan Patrick and 1182 00:58:05,680 --> 00:58:08,480 Speaker 1: Colin Coward to do a show together, it's very, very difficult. 1183 00:58:08,840 --> 00:58:10,840 Speaker 1: Maybe it's something where I do the first half hour 1184 00:58:10,920 --> 00:58:13,400 Speaker 1: than you do the next half hour. I don't like that. 1185 00:58:14,800 --> 00:58:17,360 Speaker 1: I think you're one liners are needed. I don't know. 1186 00:58:17,400 --> 00:58:20,040 Speaker 1: We'll figure it out. I'm worried about Eddie though, because 1187 00:58:20,280 --> 00:58:22,760 Speaker 1: I'm not even saying this funny. I don't want him 1188 00:58:22,760 --> 00:58:26,400 Speaker 1: to go to a dark place if he starts realizing 1189 00:58:26,400 --> 00:58:29,040 Speaker 1: then he messed up. I really don't want him to 1190 00:58:29,040 --> 00:58:33,400 Speaker 1: get sad. You know, there's play, you can call a therapist, 1191 00:58:33,440 --> 00:58:35,080 Speaker 1: there's places you can reach out to. I just don't 1192 00:58:35,120 --> 00:58:37,360 Speaker 1: want him to feel like he made the biggest mistake 1193 00:58:37,360 --> 00:58:41,160 Speaker 1: of his life. Was it, Oh, there's bigger things. I 1194 00:58:41,240 --> 00:58:44,000 Speaker 1: really don't understand it because sometimes he's still here in 1195 00:58:44,040 --> 00:58:46,560 Speaker 1: studio when we're doing this. He could have just as 1196 00:58:46,560 --> 00:58:52,040 Speaker 1: easily walked in. The logistics of it aren't exactly making sense. 1197 00:58:52,080 --> 00:58:54,000 Speaker 1: I'm not able to see the forest through the trees. 1198 00:58:54,200 --> 00:58:58,240 Speaker 1: That's not a pun with the Masters. But I hope 1199 00:58:58,360 --> 00:59:01,560 Speaker 1: Eddie finds happiness. Is he gonna find another podcast? No, 1200 00:59:01,800 --> 00:59:05,040 Speaker 1: he said he's done, but will at the end of 1201 00:59:05,080 --> 00:59:10,320 Speaker 1: the day. He be happy. Jim Nance my final Masters 1202 00:59:10,400 --> 00:59:13,760 Speaker 1: because I'm older than hell and at Jim at Butler Cabin, 1203 00:59:13,880 --> 00:59:17,760 Speaker 1: I farted for thirty minutes. Right, all right, have a 1204 00:59:17,800 --> 00:59:24,840 Speaker 1: good Monday, Jim Nance. Somebody's got to replace him. Who Tariko? 1205 00:59:26,120 --> 00:59:29,360 Speaker 1: Is he gonna take over the Masters? Somebody's gonna come 1206 00:59:29,400 --> 00:59:32,680 Speaker 1: in and do the final four. I nominate Shane Bacon. 1207 00:59:34,920 --> 00:59:37,160 Speaker 1: You don't know who that is now. I think he 1208 00:59:37,200 --> 00:59:41,800 Speaker 1: works for Fox. But Shane Bacon from Longview, Texas. I 1209 00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:46,680 Speaker 1: nominate him. All right, good the good old boys. Thank you, guys. 1210 00:59:46,920 --> 00:59:49,160 Speaker 1: The one thing I'm happy about the Master's Tournament being over. 1211 00:59:49,360 --> 00:59:51,240 Speaker 1: The good old boys can go back into their million 1212 00:59:51,240 --> 00:59:53,760 Speaker 1: dollar homes. But I'm so glad to live. Player didn't win. 1213 00:59:54,200 --> 00:59:57,800 Speaker 1: God almighty fifty four holes? Yeah great, you look good 1214 00:59:57,800 --> 00:59:59,960 Speaker 1: for fifty four when you got to play that fourth day. 1215 01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:04,400 Speaker 1: It's really tough out there, Brooks telling you, well, we're 1216 01:00:04,400 --> 01:00:06,760 Speaker 1: done till Vegas. We got Sam Hunt in a week 1217 01:00:06,800 --> 01:00:07,960 Speaker 1: and a half, and I don't know if we can 1218 01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:11,640 Speaker 1: gamble anymore. Oh. I hope the Masters was fine, guys, 1219 01:00:11,640 --> 01:00:16,760 Speaker 1: because our accounts drained. All right, have a good Monday. Oh, 1220 01:00:16,760 --> 01:00:18,600 Speaker 1: we gotta figure out how you're gonna have to buzz it. 1221 01:00:18,720 --> 01:00:21,200 Speaker 1: This is weird. Maybe we just hit this every time 1222 01:00:21,640 --> 01:00:26,280 Speaker 1: to do one thing for me. You're watching sports, You 1223 01:00:26,360 --> 01:00:30,080 Speaker 1: get a hunch, put a dollar on it, take him 1224 01:00:30,080 --> 01:00:35,680 Speaker 1: to a ruba and bleep that did he did? He? Oh? 1225 01:00:35,680 --> 01:00:37,200 Speaker 1: He did? We should just get a buzz from him. 1226 01:00:37,200 --> 01:00:40,920 Speaker 1: We should just get a clip. We've got to slowly 1227 01:00:40,920 --> 01:00:44,600 Speaker 1: wean ourselves. Yeah, we're becoming dependent on Eddie. That would 1228 01:00:44,640 --> 01:00:46,320 Speaker 1: be if you break up with a chick and you're 1229 01:00:46,360 --> 01:00:49,920 Speaker 1: still texting her. That's kind of what we're doing. Go 1230 01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:53,720 Speaker 1: for it. I ain't doing that. It's never been a 1231 01:00:53,760 --> 01:00:58,320 Speaker 1: part of me. That's week we're gonna guys. Send us 1232 01:00:58,400 --> 01:01:00,320 Speaker 1: your suggestions. We need a new idea is how do 1233 01:01:00,320 --> 01:01:02,200 Speaker 1: we end the pod? Now here's a suggesting we get 1234 01:01:02,200 --> 01:01:05,400 Speaker 1: a chick to record it, Amy or Morgan two or Abbey. 1235 01:01:08,120 --> 01:01:10,240 Speaker 1: It's not bad. I think you know who like that. 1236 01:01:10,720 --> 01:01:17,840 Speaker 1: I think the truckers, and I think the tugboaters and 1237 01:01:18,120 --> 01:01:22,880 Speaker 1: especially on I think it's Church Street in Nashville, the lawyers. 1238 01:01:25,200 --> 01:01:29,680 Speaker 1: H yeah, we gotta figure it out, all right. Rough 1239 01:01:30,200 --> 01:01:35,560 Speaker 1: first episode post Eddie, give us your feedback, Rip us apart, goodbye,