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Speaker 1: Are you leaving? I you wanna way back home?

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Speaker 2: Either way, we want to be there.

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Speaker 3: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give us

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Speaker 3: time and a termino and gay.

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Speaker 4: We want to send you off in style. You wanna

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Speaker 4: welcome you back home? Tell us all about it.

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Speaker 1: We scared?

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Speaker 5: Or was it fine?

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Speaker 1: Malborn?

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Speaker 5: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 5: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 4: Do you need to ride.

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Speaker 5: With Karen and Chris?

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Speaker 1: Let's be professionals this time.

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Speaker 5: Wait, what did we do last time that was bad?

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Speaker 5: Welcome to Do you need a ride? This is Chris.

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Speaker 1: Fairbays and this is Karen Kilgareth.

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Speaker 5: Oh, I remember what it was that we did last

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Speaker 5: time that was bad? We were eating stones there.

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Speaker 6: Were We got a lot of feedback about how upsetting

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Speaker 6: it is to eat and crinkle paper while you're doing

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Speaker 6: a podcast.

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Speaker 1: God damn it. We couldn't agree more.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, and we already knew that going in. We

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Speaker 2: wanted to just make sure you knew that it was

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Speaker 2: the wrong thing to do.

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Speaker 6: You know, I'm one of those people that likes negative

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Speaker 6: attention as much as positive attention.

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Speaker 1: I don't really know the difference.

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Speaker 6: And so as long as I'm making you tweet at

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Speaker 6: me in a passionate manner, it's just as good as

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Speaker 6: if you're saying I love you so much as you're

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Speaker 6: saying if you ever do that again, you're going to

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Speaker 6: break my brain, exactly.

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Speaker 2: And I learned from Mystery the Pickup Artist that even

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Speaker 2: if you're being mean to a woman, yes and telling

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Speaker 2: her her friend is more pretty and that her feet

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Speaker 2: are shaped funnelly and nice sweater, does it come in

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Speaker 2: your size?

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Speaker 5: It's the same as saying I love.

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Speaker 1: You to women.

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Speaker 6: If you just let a woman know that she has

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Speaker 6: Fred Flintstone feet, she will marry you that same night.

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Speaker 2: What did you come here in a canvas car with

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Speaker 2: a bunch of ribs wrecked on the side.

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Speaker 1: I never understood the ribs.

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Speaker 6: I thought it was a large shell that they were

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Speaker 2: Nobody in the history of watching Hanna Barbera ever knew

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Speaker 2: what was being put on Fred Flintstone's car.

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Speaker 6: It's like, why don't why do they need a shell

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Speaker 6: that big? Are they at the drive in movie theater?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just that, you know, back then they still

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Speaker 2: had roller skating up to your windows service waitresses. Right,

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Speaker 2: but ribs were bigger because we were eating dinosaurs. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 2: so it's a rack of ribs that he ordered at

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Speaker 2: the drive in, But it's.

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Speaker 1: It's the ribs of a t rex.

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Speaker 6: We're supposed to believe, Yeah, even though people and dinosaurs

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Speaker 6: did not exist.

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Speaker 1: At the same time.

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Speaker 5: Well, it depends on who you are.

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Speaker 2: I believe I'm Adam and Eve.

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Speaker 5: I'm getting there. Adam and Eve get there.

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Speaker 2: Then after they I can't remember, he killed the last

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Speaker 2: dinosaur they were riding on one, and.

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Speaker 6: Then Adam did yes foor Eve yes as a gift,

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Speaker 6: and then he said, you have one less rib than me.

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Speaker 6: Here's a bunch of t rex ribs to knock your

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Speaker 6: car over. That's how much I love you, you fat

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Speaker 6: ugly bitch.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, now let's go to the movies.

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Speaker 6: Megging, Bible style nagging.

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Speaker 1: I love that you remembered. Is it mysterio? What's that

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Speaker 1: guy's name?

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Speaker 5: Mystery?

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Speaker 1: Oh, just plain mystery.

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Speaker 2: Well I met when I did that, and this might

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Speaker 2: be I have time I talk. I'm paranoid that I've

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Speaker 2: said this before. I'll tell you, dude, you must I do.

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Speaker 2: I think there's been a few times where you. People

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Speaker 2: think you're pretending not to remember, but it's all fresh

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Speaker 2: to you too. I think together our brains are declining, and.

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Speaker 1: I don't have to pretend not to remember.

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Speaker 6: So everyone can drop that concept immediately because I go

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's not good, it doesn't feel good.

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Speaker 6: But I also enjoy the telling because you are as

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Speaker 1: Scorpion in your boot story.

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Speaker 6: You're asmad is the first time, and as maad is

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Speaker 6: when it happened to you originally.

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Speaker 2: Right right, Because it's fun. I don't recall already getting

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Speaker 2: it out of night system. It's still just boiling on

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Speaker 1: It's entirely in your system.

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Speaker 2: See, that's why I should use my declining brain with

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Speaker 2: my acting.

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Speaker 1: That's true. It's all passion. So you worked with mysterio.

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Speaker 2: Oh, mystery, mysteriouddenly he had a curly mustache.

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Speaker 5: Mystery is the pickup.

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Speaker 2: He was on a reality show where they would take

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Speaker 2: nerdy men and be like, here's how UV mean to

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Speaker 5: Okay, it's the worst. That's the worst show ever.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and the people that made reality bites back this

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Speaker 2: show that was a parody of different reality shows that

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Speaker 2: you worked on. I was on it, and Amy Schumer's

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Speaker 2: on it, and Bert Kreischer and Theo Vonn and some other.

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Speaker 1: Folks, all the young stars of tomorrow.

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Speaker 2: It was Yeah, but it was a show that was

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Speaker 2: not People weren't ready to I don't know, have a

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Speaker 2: mirror because it was very funny.

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Speaker 7: And they didn't want to bite back to mich Liam

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Speaker 7: Black was very funny on it. Sure, yeah, it wasn't

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Speaker 7: by that was a news parody show, Reality bites Back.

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Speaker 5: Or well wait that's the title you just said, dog

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Speaker 5: bites Man. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 2: I think I'm gradually losing it. It is called really

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Speaker 2: bites Back. You were right, I was right, then I

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Speaker 2: was wrong.

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Speaker 5: Now I'm right.

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Speaker 2: The crew came and they they were the next thing

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Speaker 2: we're shooting in this house is this dating show. And

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Speaker 2: I saw Mystery on an airplane and I said, hey,

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Speaker 2: I just met all the people that you're starting to

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Speaker 2: getting on the plane to see who he could have

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Speaker 1: Now was he an attractive person?

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Speaker 2: No, he was a tall, skinny kind of smell like boo,

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Speaker 2: like a rocker smell like this is unwashed leather.

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Speaker 5: Oh, so, get a load of my pheromones.

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Speaker 1: He's trying to do like a Jane's Addiction pickup scheme.

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Speaker 5: He is a Jane's Addiction the guy. Okay, he's reeked

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Speaker 5: of heroin and no deodorant, an had.

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Speaker 2: Ski goggles on instead to peak cock It's really cocky.

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Speaker 5: That's right.

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Speaker 2: See, I'm gonna sound a little like one of them

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Speaker 2: because I remember all the phrases.

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Speaker 6: Well and also clearly you've been using them since you

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Speaker 6: met hit this man on.

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Speaker 5: I have not, and I never would.

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Speaker 1: You are constantly goggled.

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Speaker 5: All I do is get shut down by the fact

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Speaker 2: Nice until I get an outburst of anger.

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Speaker 5: Now I do speeds.

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Speaker 1: Nice and and rased.

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Speaker 2: But he later on I found out he did indeed

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Speaker 2: have sex with several women that worked on the in

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Speaker 2: the crew of that show, like everyone did have sex

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Speaker 5: He is a hypnotist of ladies.

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Speaker 6: Well, but here's I just would like to bring up

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Speaker 6: this side is that there are women who are also

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Speaker 6: that's why tinder works so well for some people, because

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Speaker 6: it's like, yeah, let's do this.

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Speaker 1: I don't give a shit. It's not it's not that hard.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, well I'm not putting that out there apparently.

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Speaker 6: You know, you know why you need a switchblade or

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Speaker 6: something threatening? Yeah, you need to take care of business.

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Speaker 5: What about this new mustache Stephen? Does it work for you?

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Speaker 5: Is it like a switchblade with the ladies?

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Speaker 1: Steven loves mustaches?

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Speaker 5: Oh, I keep it packed every time. Yeah, we are

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Speaker 5: really almost have the same model right now.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, you guys are in the Mustache Club, the Mustache

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Speaker 9: Club for men. I am the president, Adam, and I'm

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Speaker 5: Yeah he was. That's how I met the mystery Man.

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Speaker 6: It's funny because that era, which feels very late nineties

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Speaker 6: the forty eight Laws of Power, all that stuff where

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Speaker 6: it's just like, yeah, I can't be awesome individually, So

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Speaker 6: and that will make me awesome.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like, let's start with a shower. How he

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Speaker 1: axe body spray?

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Speaker 5: Apparently not? No, we're supposed to.

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Speaker 2: There's a lot of people that use this pheromone business

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Speaker 2: and it's not I can't be tricked by it.

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Speaker 5: No, well, body odor isn't my bag?

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Speaker 1: Oh is that really what he's doing? Like you smell

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Speaker 1: the animal carnal procerace.

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Speaker 5: He was very skinky. Maybe I caught him on a

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Speaker 6: Maybe he was nervous because he was about to have

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Speaker 6: sex with all those stewardesses and it confined space.

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Speaker 2: He would not look me in the face. He was

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Speaker 6: I mean that alone is like you can have all

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Speaker 6: the sex you want, but like nobody wants to actually

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Speaker 6: spend time with you when you're like that. I mean,

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Speaker 6: how many people have you been with at Hollywood parties

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Speaker 6: where they just stare past.

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Speaker 1: You to the good person that might be walking through

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Speaker 1: the door.

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Speaker 5: There are five names I could give right now that

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Speaker 5: I won't.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I wouldn't and good and yes I know every

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Speaker 1: one of thosiness.

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Speaker 5: We are thinking of the same people we did.

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Speaker 6: Say it fast Steven edited out and then he can

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Speaker 6: hold it over our head if he feels like it

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Speaker 6: like blackmail.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he's like, I got those five names.

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Speaker 5: Well, I'm not going to say the names now.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to drop those names.

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Speaker 6: Feel rue the day you ever booked double booked me, right, Steven,

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Speaker 6: You're very vindictive always every.

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Speaker 5: Time I look back there he's rubbing his hands together. Yeah.

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Speaker 5: I can't wait. We have a guest today. I can't

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Speaker 5: believe I'm going to let it out of the bag.

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Speaker 6: Season two, first guest of season two, first episode two,

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Speaker 6: first season five years long.

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Speaker 1: It's the first season.

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Speaker 6: We were really working some shit out, and now we've

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Speaker 6: Yeah, we one were nominated Podcast Emmy Best Original dramatic series. Congratulations,

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Speaker 6: And although they could have made it easier with them cereals,

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Speaker 5: It's here in LA.

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Speaker 2: That's the most sinister building ever. Of course they abuse

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Speaker 5: I was gonna say, I've been on that ride.

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Speaker 2: I'm so sorry, it's so what was there ever haunting

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Speaker 5: Oh, that's so funny.

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Speaker 5: And in real life they just there was black mold

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Speaker 6: Yes, they just kind of quietly killed people. They can't

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Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, that's so funny.

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Speaker 5: That's cool.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like one of his jobs. He was

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Speaker 1: Well, if you haven't seen him, he's probably an asshole

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Speaker 5: Probably doesn't even have a ponytail anymore. What a prick?

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Speaker 2: No, he wanted to write. He liked Howard Kramer and

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Speaker 2: I worked for Fuel TV. Oh nice, and he made

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Speaker 5: And he and I were both artists that worked in

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Speaker 2: It was pitched to like Comedy Central, and they said,

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Speaker 6: Yeah, and your Comedy Central, you have lots of money.

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Speaker 5: They we didn't end up doing it. They would not

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Speaker 1: Well, they're good people over there. This was what's important.

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Speaker 2: I don't even know these people don't even work there anymore.

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Speaker 6: At one, when it had little Little Jimmy the Pimp,

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Speaker 6: A child pimp cartoon that like white boys thought was

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Speaker 1: Being my favorite kind of comedy.

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Speaker 5: See, that's the kind of timing. It is amazing. We

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I have an audition today actually for what that

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Speaker 5: Why ruined the line already? I don't know if it's

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Speaker 6: Do you say the line with a mouthful of cat food?

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Speaker 2: I did a spitta, except the gross kind that's actually spit.

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Speaker 5: Yes, it wasn't my coffee. I just spit on your car.

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Speaker 6: The whole mouthful of spit is the ultimate compliment, and

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Speaker 5: That's what I'm gonna do, no matter what it is. No,

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Speaker 2: But I'm telling you, I grew with this mustache, and

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Speaker 6: Yeah, people go, oh, I can see it now, I

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and I don't. I don't during the day. I

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Speaker 2: Now, Yeah, No, it's true. I can tell that people

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Speaker 1: I know it's not cool.

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Speaker 5: So where Matt lives now?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't think so, because I'm driving past.

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Speaker 2: We're picking a mac Ingebrets, and I'm going to go

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Speaker 5: Do it.

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Speaker 2: It would have been And I mean, it doesn't have

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Speaker 2: Uh that he has a show on Comedy Central called Corporate.

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Speaker 2: It's very funny. He's very funny. He's very tall.

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Speaker 6: He's very tall, and he loves to commandeer this show,

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, we might be getting interviewed if he's

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Speaker 5: I don't know has his style change.

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Speaker 6: He may have changed since Corporate has become such a success.

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Speaker 5: So Karen's back saying him now, I'll try not to interrupt.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, please be quiet while I text.

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Speaker 5: This isn't nice. This isn't where he lived before. I

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Speaker 5: don't think. No, he's moved.

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Speaker 6: This is the third place he's lived in as many years.

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Speaker 6: I'm sick of this nomadic lifestyle that he's living. Yeah,

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Speaker 6: well this is I mean, it is nicer.

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Speaker 2: If I ever get a show, I'm going to move

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Speaker 5: I guess that's just how things go.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, let's make a plan that you that you move

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Speaker 2: Marina Delrey is very nice. It's just where most people

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Speaker 1: That's right with all the young hip people.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, these people are moving and shaking, all right.

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Speaker 1: So the text has been sent and now it's just

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Speaker 5: It's just a matter of the retrieval and reading of.

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Speaker 7: It and understanding, yes, the concept, and then follow through.

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Speaker 5: That's really important that he walk.

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Speaker 1: Oh yes, so he just wrote back coming. Oh great,

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Speaker 1: this is all working out so cute nineteen. Sorry, it's

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Speaker 5: It's not him.

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Speaker 8: That's not him.

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Speaker 5: It's another young happening. Dude.

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Speaker 1: Oh I think it's behind us now, Oh I don't

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Speaker 1: get it.

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Speaker 5: It's okay, he'll find us. We put on the hazards idea.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, where are your hazards? You haven't see. You don't

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Speaker 2: need them because this car never breaks down.

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Speaker 1: That's true. This car rules.

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Speaker 5: It really does rule the school.

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Speaker 2: When I get make it big with my TV show,

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Speaker 2: I'm going to get a car like this.

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Speaker 5: I'm going to live a street a lot like this.

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Speaker 5: I'm not gonna wear shirts like the one I'm wearing.

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Speaker 1: You do everything just like the people around you are.

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Speaker 5: We're going to.

453
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Speaker 2: Change so much good people wear suits. I'm going to

454
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Speaker 2: have an affected accent. I'm going to visit a country

455
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Speaker 2: for just a couple of weeks and then have that

456
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Speaker 2: accent forever.

457
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Speaker 6: Yes, this is just like me every year school year,

458
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Speaker 6: when I would start school and go this year, I'm

459
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Speaker 6: going to be shy yep, and it would never work.

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Speaker 1: Now that's probably the sixth time I've said that on

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Speaker 1: this point.

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Speaker 2: No, No, I really, I know that we've talked about

463
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Speaker 2: how I shy people used to exist and I miss them. Yes,

464
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Speaker 2: is now it's just a bunch of confident babies like you're.

465
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Speaker 5: They're just born. I can do anything.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the parenting.

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Speaker 6: Where's the Yeah, they don't really do abuse anymore the

468
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Speaker 6: way they used to.

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Speaker 2: What I happened to the kids who lived in fear

470
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Speaker 2: and they didn't know what they were scared of, like me,

471
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Speaker 2: I think it makes for a nice person every day.

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Speaker 5: Oh, a lot of people.

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Speaker 2: Last time I was talking about how I would hear

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Speaker 2: voices and tunnel vision.

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Speaker 5: And a lot of people up said I had the

476
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Speaker 5: same thing.

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Speaker 1: That's amazing. Here's Matt.

478
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Speaker 2: Oh, Matt ingebrets and coming in right next to the garbage.

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Speaker 5: Hii Hi. We we thought we'd have you entered right

480
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Speaker 5: by the trash here?

481
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Speaker 1: Do you like garbage?

482
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Speaker 8: Right, Matt?

483
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Speaker 1: Do you know Stephen the.

484
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Speaker 5: Oscar of comedy?

485
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Speaker 1: Please don't fight guys, seriously, you get you guys.

486
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Speaker 5: Know each other and get along, right Matt?

487
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Speaker 1: Do you want black coffee?

488
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Speaker 6: Uh?

489
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Speaker 5: Because you have?

490
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Speaker 8: I do?

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Speaker 5: Come.

492
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Speaker 1: We did right by you this time.

493
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Speaker 5: Karen's real good at gifts.

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Speaker 1: I knew just what to get you recording.

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Speaker 5: Yeah we are.

496
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Speaker 1: Yeah, can't you tell by how fake we're acting?

497
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Speaker 8: Why are you guys acting like this? I can't stop smiling.

498
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Speaker 5: Stephen's touching me, yea, touch me?

499
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Speaker 8: And I screamed, touch me?

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Speaker 5: Oh do we have?

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Speaker 8: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Yes, of course, I almost holding a coffee.

503
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Speaker 8: But it works perfectly.

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Speaker 6: This is a beautiful neighborhood. And I'm gonna show you

505
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Speaker 6: where I used to live.

506
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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, really you there? That's neighborhood.

507
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Speaker 6: I was in this neighborhood. We lived in this house

508
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Speaker 6: right here when I was on speed in the nineties,

509
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Speaker 6: and we had parties that were so loud and insane

510
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Speaker 6: that the people who lived in this house here moved away.

511
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Speaker 6: When I was on speed in the ninety this we

512
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Speaker 6: lived that one right there, okay, and it was a disaster.

513
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Speaker 6: Are my friend Dave Mesmer and my other friend Maliva Barbula,

514
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Speaker 6: and we just drank. This was when I decided I

515
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Speaker 6: was going to take speed so I can be thin

516
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Speaker 6: enough to audition for TV shows. But then I drank

517
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Speaker 6: my weight and beer every night, so it was just

518
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Speaker 6: a kind of counteractive. It didn't totally work, and I

519
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Speaker 6: never slept, and I would get up in the morning

520
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Speaker 6: and just start fucking. I start smoking and rolling calls,

521
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Speaker 6: making plans of like we're all meeting for lunch at

522
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Speaker 6: this place, we're all doing this show tonight, and then

523
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Speaker 6: we're going to meet at this bar.

524
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Speaker 1: And that's all I did. I was like, Wow, like.

525
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Speaker 8: A personal assistant for your party friends. Yes, I'm so

526
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Speaker 8: glad I know you at this point in your life.

527
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Speaker 6: I yelled slightly less than I used to, but only

528
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Speaker 6: a little bit.

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Speaker 1: It was nuts.

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Speaker 8: What have you guys been talking about since you got

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Speaker 8: in the car, Chris?

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Speaker 1: Auditions, Chris, it's been on tell not about just a

533
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Speaker 1: retail but format.

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Speaker 2: I yeah, yeah, I've I think I need to take

535
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Speaker 2: an acting class because there isn't I don't know how

536
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Speaker 2: I've done yeah until months later when you get to

537
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Speaker 2: see it, and then it watches over me that I'm

538
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Speaker 2: not terrible, but I feel like I do. I can

539
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Speaker 2: be terrible, but I don't know. So I need to

540
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Speaker 2: take an acting class and learn how to do this.

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Speaker 6: Now, Matt, when you Matt is one of the stars

542
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Speaker 6: and creators of the Comedy Central series Corporate hit series.

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Speaker 8: Right, yeah, that's right?

544
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Speaker 1: Serious? Ye did that happen to you when you started

545
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Speaker 1: on Corporate?

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Speaker 6: Like, did you ever have that performance anxiety of I

547
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Speaker 6: don't know what I'm doing?

548
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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 8: No, I have the blind confidence of a tall white man. Okay,

550
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Speaker 8: so no, it definitely did, especially when we made the pilot.

551
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Speaker 8: Jake and I were both like, well, we're frauds, so

552
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Speaker 8: we need to really work hard at this until we

553
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Speaker 8: get it right. So I don't know. I think stand

554
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Speaker 8: up helps a lot, though, I think you're like with

555
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Speaker 8: your confidence.

556
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Speaker 2: But it's not so much the confidence that I'm worried about.

557
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Speaker 5: I really think there are technique things to this.

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Speaker 2: That is the reason people go to schools like Steppenwolf

559
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Speaker 2: and Juilliard or whatever.

560
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Speaker 5: Like, it's not just.

561
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Speaker 2: About being confident. I know that I don't know what

562
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Speaker 2: I'm doing. Did you take classes?

563
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Speaker 8: No. The best piece of advice I ever got from

564
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Speaker 8: Adam Lustick, who's also in this show an incredible actor,

565
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Speaker 8: is that all he went to nyu Tis School whatever

566
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Speaker 8: it is, to like dramatic school, and he said the

567
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Speaker 8: only thing he learned was that the only thing to

568
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Speaker 8: be good at acting is to like not be self

569
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Speaker 8: conscious while on camera. If you can like remove all

570
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Speaker 8: of that, you're doing a plus work. Yeah, he said,

571
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Speaker 8: he just learned breathing exercises and they did yoga in

572
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Speaker 8: acting classes. So I don't think you've learned anything.

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Speaker 6: I took in classes, and I was a theater major,

574
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Speaker 6: but I never connected the fact that the reason we

575
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Speaker 6: were doing these incredibly irritating exercises was to relax me

576
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Speaker 6: for performance. I was always just like, Oh, here's this

577
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Speaker 6: stupid shit where we have to pretend we're walking through

578
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Speaker 6: honey and it would make me so mad and I

579
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Speaker 6: wouldn't kind of pay attention, and.

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Speaker 1: Then when we would go to perform, I'd be like

581
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Speaker 1: to get through this.

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Speaker 8: And I never am on speed walking through honey.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, just saying loud.

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Speaker 6: It was harder for me than other people because I

585
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Speaker 6: was on speed walking through honey.

586
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Speaker 5: Yeah, why am I?

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Speaker 8: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I feel like quicksand is always some sort of exercise

589
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Speaker 2: pretending you're in quicksand, or maybe that's just a game

590
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Speaker 2: I used to know.

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Speaker 8: For the listeners, Karen just talked and someone taking a

592
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Speaker 8: left turn and she was justified in doing so, but

593
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Speaker 8: it was aggressive, But was.

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Speaker 6: I because they were waiting for a person who was

595
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Speaker 6: running the light. So I think I actually was in

596
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Speaker 6: the wrong.

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Speaker 8: Okay, addendum Karen was and deserves no pity be of Karen.

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Speaker 5: Light me up.

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Speaker 1: I deserve it online.

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Speaker 2: Well, the thing that happened the other day was I

601
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Speaker 2: started to get nervous. I'm like, they all think I'm

602
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Speaker 2: a fraud, and I started sweating. And then it totally

603
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Speaker 2: helped because the scene was me breaking up with someone

604
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Speaker 2: and that is also when you get nervous and woe

605
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Speaker 2: start sweating, and I was like, oh, this is working

606
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Speaker 2: out perfect. My self awareness just bailed me out.

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Speaker 8: You just need to play parts where the person is

608
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Speaker 8: nervous and sweaty.

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Speaker 5: Yes, if I could just corner that market.

610
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Speaker 8: The dumbest audition I ever did was for a Taco

611
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Speaker 8: bell commercial and the premise of it was that you

612
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Speaker 8: were like, you had to make a tiny taco. So

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Speaker 8: during the audition I had to mind I get.

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Speaker 5: That you did get that audition?

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Speaker 8: Create? Yeah, No, I did not. I'm creating a tiny taco.

616
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Speaker 8: And just halfway through creating it, I just looked up

617
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Speaker 8: and was like, I'm so I can't do this.

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Speaker 6: That happened all the time where I would go in

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Speaker 6: and it would be like a commercial for a bank,

620
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Speaker 6: and they'd be like, so, basically, there's a line here,

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Speaker 6: and you're just gonna go down and like rip the

622
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Speaker 6: people as they're standing in line.

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Speaker 1: So just picture the people.

624
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Speaker 6: There's no line of people, so you just had to

625
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Speaker 6: improvise insulting people who weren't there. And I was like, Okay,

626
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Speaker 6: it sounds good, and then I went to the beginning

627
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Speaker 6: so to do that and then start the copy. And

628
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Speaker 6: so I started and I was like nice shirt, Ted

629
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Speaker 6: America trade or whatever.

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Speaker 1: The thing was and went straight to the coffe because

631
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Speaker 1: I was like, what are you talking about?

632
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Speaker 6: How you so I use my imagination to improvise a

633
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Speaker 6: bunch of insults that can't be funny because you can't

634
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Speaker 6: see what I'm imagining.

635
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Speaker 2: You can't see that the invisible person does not indeed

636
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Speaker 2: have a nice shirt.

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Speaker 8: It's a stupid show. That's what's funny.

638
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Speaker 6: You're picturing that they have a beautiful shirt on, and

639
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Speaker 6: so the comedy won't ever land.

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Speaker 1: I hate auditioning so much so that I.

641
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Speaker 5: Forget because I vividly remember it was like two years ago.

642
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Speaker 2: What happens to the tiny taco though? I feel like

643
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Speaker 2: I don't with a mouse? Is there a mouse eating it?

644
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Speaker 1: Were they serving mice a taco bell?

645
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Speaker 2: Because well, you guys all know in this car that

646
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Speaker 2: I do like miniatures, like dollhouse or otherwise, but.

647
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Speaker 8: Didn't know that.

648
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Speaker 1: I certainly didn't know that I love.

649
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Speaker 5: When I was a kid, I wanted a doll house.

650
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Speaker 2: What I really wanted a dollhouse just for the tiny

651
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Speaker 2: toasters and little chairs and like the I like miniatures.

652
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Speaker 8: I mean, now that you're saying this, this does make

653
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Speaker 8: sense based on what I know about you, but I

654
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Speaker 8: did not know this.

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Speaker 5: Yeah it is. It is a cool art.

656
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Speaker 2: And I follow on Instagram a lot of mini Like

657
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Speaker 2: there's guys that make just the frontage of a subway,

658
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Speaker 2: you know, entrance and buildings, and so I think my

659
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Speaker 2: dad was scared that I wanted to start playing with dolls.

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Speaker 1: It's scary and yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 5: God forbid. That was a big fear in the eighties

662
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Speaker 5: that your son would just be like.

663
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Speaker 8: You better buy him a gun.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they called it doll panic doll.

665
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Speaker 2: He had me doing pushups and then but we made

666
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Speaker 2: like a while West store facade and that had miniatures

667
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Speaker 2: and never really fulfilled that desire.

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Speaker 6: We never finished and yet but while at the same

669
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Speaker 6: time being insanely manly.

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Speaker 5: Right yeah, yeah, he had me smoking cigars.

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, now, Matt, what's the thing we don't know

672
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Speaker 6: about you?

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Speaker 1: Miniature style?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, that you're into that other people don't know.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, but it has to be miniature.

676
00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:29,800
Speaker 5: No, it's just that style. Oh this is so hard.

677
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Speaker 5: It's a secret.

678
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Speaker 1: What don't we know about you? It's a secret, but

679
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Speaker 1: it's very light secret. Like the miniatures. We don't want

680
00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:36,480
Speaker 1: to get into your bullshit.

681
00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:38,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, you don't need to bring your bullshit to

682
00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:39,080
Speaker 5: the table.

683
00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:42,320
Speaker 8: I was going to bring my bullshit. So I'm glad

684
00:30:42,360 --> 00:30:47,240
Speaker 8: you said soth. Okay, I did just read this might

685
00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:48,880
Speaker 8: not count be exactly what you're talking about, but I

686
00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:51,640
Speaker 8: did just read the book Dune. You guys ever heard

687
00:30:51,680 --> 00:30:52,680
Speaker 8: of the book Dune?

688
00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:53,320
Speaker 5: Sure.

689
00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:56,880
Speaker 8: I've had mixed feelings about it, and I don't really

690
00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:59,720
Speaker 8: know why I read it. I felt like a book

691
00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:02,280
Speaker 8: I sh should read, or it seemed like a I

692
00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:04,920
Speaker 8: don't really get nerd culture, I guess, or like kind

693
00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:07,560
Speaker 8: of like sci fi obsession. Sure, but I was like,

694
00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:10,800
Speaker 8: maybe if I read this it will it will help me?

695
00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:13,120
Speaker 1: And did the spice help you?

696
00:31:13,120 --> 00:31:14,080
Speaker 8: You know about the spice?

697
00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:14,440
Speaker 5: Sure?

698
00:31:14,520 --> 00:31:17,040
Speaker 8: Okay, yeah, no it did not help me. But I

699
00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:18,920
Speaker 8: did it. I enjoyed it well enough, but I was like,

700
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:20,680
Speaker 8: I don't know why people are talking about this book

701
00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:21,000
Speaker 8: so much.

702
00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:22,600
Speaker 5: It's just like different Star Wars.

703
00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:25,720
Speaker 2: It was a yeah, it was a storyline in Togetherness

704
00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:28,360
Speaker 2: that were going to do a Dune musical for kids, right,

705
00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:32,360
Speaker 2: oh yeah, yeah, something to do. And I sort of

706
00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:34,360
Speaker 2: wanted to read it after that too, because there are

707
00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:37,680
Speaker 2: a lot of people that what's Togetherness? That show that

708
00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:41,360
Speaker 2: was great on HBO the plast Brothers show.

709
00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:44,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like a lot of the same people that

710
00:31:44,680 --> 00:31:46,480
Speaker 5: are making that Single Parents show.

711
00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:49,120
Speaker 6: It's just you were making a reference as if you

712
00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:51,600
Speaker 6: were saying, like, it's very well known thing. And when

713
00:31:51,600 --> 00:31:53,600
Speaker 6: that happens and I don't know the thing, I can,

714
00:31:53,840 --> 00:31:54,840
Speaker 6: I get really upset.

715
00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:57,920
Speaker 2: No, it's okay, And I tend to just make references

716
00:31:57,920 --> 00:32:00,240
Speaker 2: to things that are specific than just aim.

717
00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:02,840
Speaker 5: Then everyone knows what they are. So, boy, what a

718
00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:09,720
Speaker 5: commentation together. I'm diving into traffic now. Yeah, dude, what

719
00:32:10,440 --> 00:32:11,600
Speaker 5: is it? A big book I'm in?

720
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:16,840
Speaker 8: It's that big book, A big boy book for big

721
00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:18,080
Speaker 8: boys and girls.

722
00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:19,600
Speaker 5: Are you a big proud boy?

723
00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:21,240
Speaker 1: Mostly boys?

724
00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:24,800
Speaker 8: Yeah, most seriously, mostly boys. They don't treat women great,

725
00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:25,720
Speaker 8: and girls.

726
00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:26,800
Speaker 1: Actually hate books like that.

727
00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:30,320
Speaker 5: Does the book have worms go in someone's nose?

728
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:33,640
Speaker 8: No, there are worms, but they're too big to fit

729
00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:34,160
Speaker 8: in the nose.

730
00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:35,840
Speaker 1: Okay, they're like worms.

731
00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:37,920
Speaker 5: Okay, that's right, Kevin Bakers.

732
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Speaker 8: Wait, Karen, why do you know about this stuff? Did

733
00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:41,120
Speaker 8: you see the movie?

734
00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:44,320
Speaker 1: Well, I'm one of those girls that knows boy things.

735
00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:46,160
Speaker 8: Oh, Karen.

736
00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:52,200
Speaker 1: As a convenience, you have to know it to survive.

737
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Speaker 10: A woman who focuses on boy things are just one

738
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Speaker 10: of the many books you read on speed in the night.

739
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Speaker 8: You were.

740
00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:02,920
Speaker 1: I got everything good moving on? You know.

741
00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:08,320
Speaker 6: Actually there's a so that director. I watched this documentary

742
00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:11,680
Speaker 6: one day by accident. This can be my piece of trivia.

743
00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:15,120
Speaker 6: It's not that good, but it's a Judgerowski.

744
00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:18,520
Speaker 8: Yeah, okay, I haven't seen that, but it's on my list.

745
00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:19,080
Speaker 1: It's so good.

746
00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:21,960
Speaker 6: So he wanted to direct Dune, Yes, And it's all

747
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:25,480
Speaker 6: about the work he put into the like basically what

748
00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:27,720
Speaker 6: he was going to do to be the director of Dune.

749
00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:31,360
Speaker 1: Yes, And he had H. R. Geiger. Is that his

750
00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:32,840
Speaker 1: name s? H. G. Geiger.

751
00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:36,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, he does does this very technical airbrush. He designed Alien.

752
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:40,400
Speaker 6: He's the Alien guy, and he's like an amazing uh

753
00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:41,400
Speaker 6: Art director.

754
00:33:41,560 --> 00:33:42,520
Speaker 1: Would that be what he is?

755
00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:42,960
Speaker 5: Yes?

756
00:33:44,120 --> 00:33:47,000
Speaker 6: So that guy had all the all he had a

757
00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:49,600
Speaker 6: whole book that was going to be the Dune movie,

758
00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:50,200
Speaker 6: and just.

759
00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:52,160
Speaker 1: All the studios were like, we just.

760
00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:53,560
Speaker 8: Don't this looks crazy.

761
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:55,720
Speaker 1: We can't, Yeah, we don't believe in it. And then

762
00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:57,880
Speaker 1: like a year later they did Star Wars.

763
00:33:58,320 --> 00:34:00,239
Speaker 6: So it was like he was this He's always been

764
00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:01,440
Speaker 6: this visionary.

765
00:34:01,960 --> 00:34:03,680
Speaker 1: But in that documentary there's a thing.

766
00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:06,840
Speaker 6: He goes into talking about how fucked Hollywood is for

767
00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:09,120
Speaker 6: true artists get fucked in Hollywood.

768
00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:10,480
Speaker 1: Yes, and it is the speech.

769
00:34:11,239 --> 00:34:13,920
Speaker 6: While I was watching the documentary, I started taking pictures

770
00:34:14,239 --> 00:34:15,960
Speaker 6: of the screen grabs of things he was saying and

771
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:19,480
Speaker 6: posting them on Twitter like a lunatic because it was

772
00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:20,160
Speaker 6: all this like.

773
00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:23,400
Speaker 1: This money, this, Jody money that whatever. I was like,

774
00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:28,400
Speaker 1: oh my god, this is it. Nothing good exists in entertainment.

775
00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:31,560
Speaker 8: Have you ever seen the documentary Burden of Dreams about

776
00:34:31,640 --> 00:34:35,560
Speaker 8: Warner hertzog No, his attempt to a movie that I

777
00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:38,840
Speaker 8: think eventually came out, But it was a movie that

778
00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:41,160
Speaker 8: was shot in the like a jungle in South America,

779
00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:42,960
Speaker 8: where people died in the production.

780
00:34:43,239 --> 00:34:45,919
Speaker 1: Yes, when he was it was Fitzgaraldo.

781
00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:47,560
Speaker 5: Yeah that's right, uh huh.

782
00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:50,200
Speaker 8: Which is insane because once you've made anything, you're like,

783
00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:54,280
Speaker 8: if somebody died while we well we made a fucking

784
00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:56,799
Speaker 8: movie or TV show, we should all go to hell.

785
00:34:57,120 --> 00:35:00,879
Speaker 5: Yes, the insanity of that movie, roar, it's I don't

786
00:35:00,880 --> 00:35:01,239
Speaker 5: think the.

787
00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:02,360
Speaker 8: Original movement one.

788
00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:03,799
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's insanity.

789
00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:05,960
Speaker 2: Have you seen that this movie with all these wild

790
00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:09,440
Speaker 2: tigers in it and people on camera getting attacked by

791
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:12,000
Speaker 2: tigers Melanie Griffith.

792
00:35:11,719 --> 00:35:16,759
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, Melanie Griffith center, Yes, because they're her mom's tigers.

793
00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:19,520
Speaker 6: Right, Yes, it's that thing, because we watched a trailer

794
00:35:19,560 --> 00:35:22,319
Speaker 6: for it. We went down a rabbit hole in the

795
00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:26,000
Speaker 6: baskets room one day about how Tippy Hedron and it's

796
00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:29,719
Speaker 6: Tippy Hedrones her mom and they kept lions at their

797
00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:32,880
Speaker 6: fucking house in like Sherman News, and they had a

798
00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:35,200
Speaker 6: bunch And there was one picture where a lion just

799
00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:38,400
Speaker 6: has Melanie Griffith, I think is in the pool and

800
00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:42,000
Speaker 6: she just the lion has its whole mouth around her head.

801
00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:44,320
Speaker 5: Yes, oh my god, I've seen that picture.

802
00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:46,200
Speaker 8: Yeah. I saw that movie in a theater, like a

803
00:35:46,239 --> 00:35:48,640
Speaker 8: packed theater, and it was one of the craziest experiences

804
00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:51,200
Speaker 8: I've ever had because people are freaking. It's so scary

805
00:35:51,239 --> 00:35:51,960
Speaker 8: what you're watching.

806
00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:54,399
Speaker 2: So Tippy Hedron is a decent actor if she had

807
00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:56,480
Speaker 2: to pretend then to be scared of birds.

808
00:35:57,680 --> 00:36:02,360
Speaker 5: I live in lions. They are my lines.

809
00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:05,440
Speaker 1: No birds are flowing.

810
00:36:06,239 --> 00:36:08,880
Speaker 2: You mean they're gonna pack me with their little beak.

811
00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:12,640
Speaker 2: I've had my head in Hawaiian's mouth. She's just holding

812
00:36:12,640 --> 00:36:14,040
Speaker 2: a whip standing on a stool.

813
00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:16,960
Speaker 8: I do it all birds are scary, though. I was

814
00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:19,640
Speaker 8: just at the I was in Hawaii. Guys, by the way,

815
00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:23,400
Speaker 8: what island Kawai the best?

816
00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:26,640
Speaker 5: I always asked that, and then I don't know anything about.

817
00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:29,160
Speaker 6: The islands is where I went last or for this

818
00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:30,040
Speaker 6: past fourth of July.

819
00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:31,160
Speaker 1: It's my favorite.

820
00:36:31,239 --> 00:36:31,759
Speaker 8: Incredible.

821
00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:34,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, when someone says the Big One, when they mean

822
00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:37,800
Speaker 2: may Hawaii itself.

823
00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:39,640
Speaker 5: Just say Hawaii, it's.

824
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:43,879
Speaker 1: They're trying to make you feel bad because you don't

825
00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:44,520
Speaker 1: have as much money.

826
00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:45,000
Speaker 5: I knew it.

827
00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:48,120
Speaker 2: Thank you for saying that every time someone, even right now,

828
00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:49,480
Speaker 2: Matt's trying to make me feel good.

829
00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:51,400
Speaker 8: Yeah, the Big Island is extra expensive.

830
00:36:52,440 --> 00:36:53,319
Speaker 5: What did you do there?

831
00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:55,400
Speaker 1: It's hard to get a hotel there.

832
00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:59,600
Speaker 8: Almost nothing, truly almost nothing. There's very little to do

833
00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:02,759
Speaker 8: other than just like eat and drink and lie on

834
00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:03,160
Speaker 8: the beach.

835
00:37:03,239 --> 00:37:05,120
Speaker 6: Sure, did you go to that bar where they have

836
00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:07,359
Speaker 6: pizza and serve the strongest my ties?

837
00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:11,080
Speaker 5: Right, the shaky Yeah, that's right.

838
00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:12,480
Speaker 8: They got a Shaky's.

839
00:37:14,560 --> 00:37:15,440
Speaker 1: Just for the people at home.

840
00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:18,319
Speaker 6: Chris did a comedy sip after he said Shaky's. He

841
00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:21,000
Speaker 6: leaned over to his drink, he didn't bring the drink

842
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:23,120
Speaker 6: to his mouth, and then sipped like that was.

843
00:37:23,120 --> 00:37:26,840
Speaker 5: The best job. No, it's just people are laughing. I

844
00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:28,280
Speaker 5: can have some of my alcohol.

845
00:37:29,239 --> 00:37:34,160
Speaker 8: And that bar was used in the movie The Descendants. Yes,

846
00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:37,160
Speaker 8: and they had the movie The Descendants at the Airbnb

847
00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:39,840
Speaker 8: I was staying at and we watched it and it

848
00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:42,160
Speaker 8: felt like a really lame thing to do. Ha.

849
00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:43,040
Speaker 1: Yeah.

850
00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:47,480
Speaker 6: Yeah, when my sister, so, we have family friends that

851
00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:51,319
Speaker 6: have a house in Kawhi that they rent, but then

852
00:37:51,680 --> 00:37:53,399
Speaker 6: everybody also goes to a lot.

853
00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:55,400
Speaker 1: So then do it friend?

854
00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:57,439
Speaker 5: Do it make decisions?

855
00:37:57,480 --> 00:37:57,640
Speaker 8: Oh?

856
00:37:57,680 --> 00:38:00,200
Speaker 1: I see he was helping his other friend happen again.

857
00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:04,080
Speaker 5: And we were getting mad at someone being courteous. God, motherfucker.

858
00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:06,719
Speaker 5: He should have run it.

859
00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:09,920
Speaker 1: That guy he's an asshole and he's been an asshole

860
00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:10,439
Speaker 1: the whole time.

861
00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:12,680
Speaker 5: I wish people we need to have cameras.

862
00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:15,160
Speaker 8: Yeah, this should be lost.

863
00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:19,200
Speaker 1: We're just driving down Western. It shouldn't be that big

864
00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:19,560
Speaker 1: of a deal.

865
00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:22,680
Speaker 6: That guy's been mad at me for not running about

866
00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:25,320
Speaker 6: four different lights the entire time, and it looked a

867
00:38:25,360 --> 00:38:27,880
Speaker 6: lot like Jake foglanest I might confront.

868
00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:28,359
Speaker 1: Him on Twitter later.

869
00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:30,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what.

870
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:32,760
Speaker 1: Is the name of that bar again? Can you remember?

871
00:38:35,440 --> 00:38:39,319
Speaker 6: Yeah, so my sister and Adrian and all of their

872
00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:42,680
Speaker 6: friends that were there for it was somebody's birthday and

873
00:38:42,719 --> 00:38:43,480
Speaker 6: everybody was there.

874
00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:44,640
Speaker 1: It was like two months ago.

875
00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:46,600
Speaker 6: They went to that bar, and they would go to

876
00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:49,040
Speaker 6: that bar like every day or every night, depending because

877
00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:51,880
Speaker 6: it's kind of the only game in town, essentially, unless

878
00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:53,880
Speaker 6: you want to go to Happy Talk, which is also awesome.

879
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:55,520
Speaker 5: Did you go to that one Happy Talk?

880
00:38:55,719 --> 00:38:58,440
Speaker 1: It's the bar in the hotel that's right there on the.

881
00:38:59,160 --> 00:39:02,759
Speaker 2: Oh, well, are you ready to joust a ambulance ambulance?

882
00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:03,720
Speaker 5: Yes?

883
00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:08,120
Speaker 2: Oh, he just pulled right over. I guess yeah, they're

884
00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:13,000
Speaker 2: just getting some coffee. Sometimes that bothers me when I'm

885
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:14,239
Speaker 2: not of course.

886
00:39:14,040 --> 00:39:17,080
Speaker 5: Uh, you know ambulance as a father. No, no firemen

887
00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:21,320
Speaker 5: or that's a fire truck. It's red. They're they're heroes.

888
00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:26,680
Speaker 5: But a lot of times they bother me. It's like,

889
00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:31,560
Speaker 5: I get it. I can hear you a lot of times.

890
00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:34,680
Speaker 2: And in that case, I think there was a first

891
00:39:34,719 --> 00:39:37,719
Speaker 2: response reason. But sometimes the sirens go off and they're

892
00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:39,360
Speaker 2: just picking up some lunch.

893
00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:40,520
Speaker 5: Sure, you know what I mean.

894
00:39:40,719 --> 00:39:41,720
Speaker 1: Oh, they take advantage.

895
00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:44,840
Speaker 6: My dad actually came down the first time I hosted

896
00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:49,600
Speaker 6: the The Like Showcase night at the Improv in San Francisco.

897
00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:53,719
Speaker 6: My dad was a fireman in Chinatown at Station two,

898
00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:56,080
Speaker 6: and so they came down and pretended they were there

899
00:39:56,120 --> 00:39:59,560
Speaker 6: to check the fire safety and then they all just

900
00:39:59,560 --> 00:40:01,040
Speaker 6: stood in the back of the room and watched me

901
00:40:01,080 --> 00:40:05,319
Speaker 6: help to all in full uniform with the truck Parke

902
00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:06,279
Speaker 6: double parked out front.

903
00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:09,919
Speaker 5: That's that's just a story about you having a good dad. Right,

904
00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:10,520
Speaker 5: how'd you do?

905
00:40:11,120 --> 00:40:11,319
Speaker 8: Yeah?

906
00:40:11,360 --> 00:40:12,120
Speaker 5: How'd you eat it?

907
00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:15,520
Speaker 1: I killed every time. I'm always always killed.

908
00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:19,440
Speaker 5: She did, she killed, She killed so hard. They were

909
00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:23,200
Speaker 5: glad the firemen were there. Do you hear CPR you're taggling?

910
00:40:23,239 --> 00:40:25,800
Speaker 8: Should be Karen the perfect comedian.

911
00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:31,279
Speaker 6: Rarely doesn't kill. And then it turns out I don't

912
00:40:31,320 --> 00:40:34,759
Speaker 6: know what kill means. So it took the last time

913
00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:37,479
Speaker 6: they were in at Kawai. They went to Tahiti Nui

914
00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:41,160
Speaker 6: and there was this guy that came and sat at

915
00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:43,920
Speaker 6: their table. This big he looked like a classic Hawaiian like,

916
00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:46,080
Speaker 6: he was really big, with a big gut.

917
00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:50,120
Speaker 1: And long, curly gray hair, and he was partying.

918
00:40:49,719 --> 00:40:52,279
Speaker 6: With them and he was buying them my ties, and

919
00:40:52,320 --> 00:40:54,840
Speaker 6: everyone was having a great time. And at one point

920
00:40:54,880 --> 00:40:57,880
Speaker 6: he told either my sister or her friend Adrian he

921
00:40:58,040 --> 00:40:59,959
Speaker 6: was the king of the island, and they're like sound

922
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:00,680
Speaker 6: it's great, and.

923
00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:02,840
Speaker 1: He's like we're just like okay, buddy, I'll buy you

924
00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:03,200
Speaker 1: a beer.

925
00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:03,840
Speaker 5: Whatever.

926
00:41:04,239 --> 00:41:06,160
Speaker 6: It turned out he was the king of the island.

927
00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:08,880
Speaker 6: What I'm like, They looked it up on Facebook and

928
00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:09,840
Speaker 6: he's the King of.

929
00:41:11,480 --> 00:41:13,600
Speaker 5: Kawhi in conjunction with the government.

930
00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:16,600
Speaker 6: Yeah, he's the official, like he is the you know

931
00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:20,200
Speaker 6: thirtieth you know in the in the line to the

932
00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:20,920
Speaker 6: throne or whatever.

933
00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:24,160
Speaker 1: He's he's the king. And he actually had a sidekick guy.

934
00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:26,920
Speaker 6: With him that was like taking her business, and like

935
00:41:27,239 --> 00:41:29,520
Speaker 6: at one point he asked one of them to dance

936
00:41:29,719 --> 00:41:30,319
Speaker 6: and then the.

937
00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:32,520
Speaker 1: Sidekick is like, yeah, go dance with the king. And

938
00:41:32,520 --> 00:41:34,279
Speaker 1: they're like, I better go dance with the king.

939
00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:34,880
Speaker 8: Yeah.

940
00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:36,720
Speaker 1: Wow, isn't that the best?

941
00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:41,520
Speaker 5: I really? I wonder what duties he has as a king.

942
00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:42,840
Speaker 1: Well, he has to party.

943
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:44,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, he has to wear Hawaiian shirt.

944
00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:48,600
Speaker 8: What's funny about Hawaii is I had gone once before,

945
00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:51,680
Speaker 8: but just for a couple of days, and but going

946
00:41:51,719 --> 00:41:54,359
Speaker 8: this time' gonna just reminded me. It's exactly what you

947
00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:58,520
Speaker 8: think it is, Like everything they've said and like the music,

948
00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:00,479
Speaker 8: like we got up the plane, and we're really hearing

949
00:42:00,520 --> 00:42:03,640
Speaker 8: the ukulele version of Somewhere over the Rainbow. It's a

950
00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:06,040
Speaker 8: little bit like, maybe change it up a little bit.

951
00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:10,040
Speaker 6: Sometimes there just needs to be more songs recorded by

952
00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:11,800
Speaker 6: that guy, because he only did the watch.

953
00:42:11,880 --> 00:42:14,480
Speaker 2: I can't remember that is a specific that's a hit

954
00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:18,240
Speaker 2: song that that cover that was big for Hawaiian ukulele.

955
00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:19,680
Speaker 1: It's nice.

956
00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:22,319
Speaker 5: I can't remember his name, my dad would know.

957
00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:24,600
Speaker 8: Christy played instrument.

958
00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:27,200
Speaker 2: I played trombone for a while and I picked up

959
00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:29,480
Speaker 2: a rusty one the other day and I just couldn't

960
00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:30,400
Speaker 2: even make it blow.

961
00:42:30,520 --> 00:42:31,200
Speaker 5: I don't know how to.

962
00:42:31,320 --> 00:42:32,439
Speaker 8: Are you playing a sex joke?

963
00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:36,040
Speaker 1: Terrible sex joke?

964
00:42:37,560 --> 00:42:40,359
Speaker 2: I picked one up and I couldn't even make it

965
00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:41,040
Speaker 2: make a sound.

966
00:42:41,360 --> 00:42:42,160
Speaker 1: You weren't joking.

967
00:42:42,440 --> 00:42:45,200
Speaker 2: It's like it's I played it for four years and

968
00:42:45,239 --> 00:42:47,319
Speaker 2: I the other day I blew on it and just

969
00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:51,440
Speaker 2: went like it wouldn't even I didn't know how to

970
00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:54,520
Speaker 2: do it anymore. What a waste of time that was

971
00:42:55,040 --> 00:42:55,799
Speaker 2: my trombone?

972
00:42:55,960 --> 00:42:56,880
Speaker 5: Yours were real.

973
00:42:57,280 --> 00:42:59,520
Speaker 7: I mean, just the word trombone sounds insane, and this

974
00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:00,920
Speaker 7: one indeed rusty.

975
00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:02,440
Speaker 5: I knew when I said it it was kind of

976
00:43:02,440 --> 00:43:03,120
Speaker 5: a sex joke.

977
00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:04,880
Speaker 8: Trombo.

978
00:43:05,080 --> 00:43:07,560
Speaker 2: It was just your luck that you found a rusty

979
00:43:07,719 --> 00:43:10,759
Speaker 2: my friend Sanchez he needed about He's dirty.

980
00:43:13,200 --> 00:43:18,440
Speaker 5: Rest trombone. Are you enjoying any of this, Matt? I

981
00:43:18,520 --> 00:43:20,920
Speaker 5: just yeah. I wasn't sure you're even smiling.

982
00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:23,799
Speaker 8: That is about this podcast is I can't we can't

983
00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:24,400
Speaker 8: look at each other.

984
00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:26,799
Speaker 1: Christ That's okay, That's why I like it.

985
00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:28,359
Speaker 8: I'm not even looking at the back of your head.

986
00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:30,799
Speaker 8: I'm looking at a head rest.

987
00:43:31,280 --> 00:43:35,200
Speaker 2: I did I put little googly eyes like the kind

988
00:43:35,239 --> 00:43:37,000
Speaker 2: that it's just defaced statues?

989
00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:42,080
Speaker 8: Head Yeah, Karen, do you play guitar much or have you?

990
00:43:42,480 --> 00:43:44,279
Speaker 8: Are you still playing? Do you pick it up?

991
00:43:44,719 --> 00:43:46,600
Speaker 6: I haven't played in a while, so every once in

992
00:43:46,600 --> 00:43:50,479
Speaker 6: a while I will. But it doesn't ever sound good

993
00:43:50,560 --> 00:43:53,880
Speaker 6: to me. And I think I did it when I

994
00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:55,000
Speaker 6: was a guitar comic.

995
00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:56,360
Speaker 1: It's such shame.

996
00:43:56,160 --> 00:43:58,359
Speaker 6: About it that I think I ruined it a little

997
00:43:58,360 --> 00:44:00,319
Speaker 6: bit for myself, like I did it for too long

998
00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:01,879
Speaker 6: past the time I wanted.

999
00:44:01,600 --> 00:44:01,960
Speaker 5: To do it.

1000
00:44:02,080 --> 00:44:04,480
Speaker 6: I see, because it's too lazy to actually write an act,

1001
00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:07,680
Speaker 6: and so then I just turned it. I turned it

1002
00:44:07,719 --> 00:44:08,360
Speaker 6: on myself.

1003
00:44:08,560 --> 00:44:12,640
Speaker 8: That is an unfair way to categorize what you do,

1004
00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:17,320
Speaker 8: because because what you did is incredibly funny and so good.

1005
00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:19,480
Speaker 5: Yeah you're writing it off.

1006
00:44:19,719 --> 00:44:23,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm going both. Also, Yeah, and you're good at guitar,

1007
00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:25,879
Speaker 2: and you got to start a rock band and let

1008
00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:28,400
Speaker 2: me at least that's a rusty trombone.

1009
00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:30,800
Speaker 5: I swear I'll practice.

1010
00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:33,160
Speaker 1: Do you play an instrument now?

1011
00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:38,120
Speaker 8: I played drums and percussion growing up, but I kind

1012
00:44:38,120 --> 00:44:40,879
Speaker 8: of let it slide. Music is fucking hard. You gotta

1013
00:44:40,920 --> 00:44:42,879
Speaker 8: do it every day or it falls away very cleck.

1014
00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:45,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's everything almost and.

1015
00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:47,600
Speaker 6: But you but also if you're in a band, you

1016
00:44:47,719 --> 00:44:50,480
Speaker 6: have to be writing songs that justify you doing it

1017
00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:53,680
Speaker 6: every day. So like for me, like I have friends

1018
00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:55,600
Speaker 6: that are in a band that's my favorite band and

1019
00:44:55,640 --> 00:44:57,880
Speaker 6: it's the best, and like it makes sense to me

1020
00:44:57,920 --> 00:44:59,799
Speaker 6: that they have this kind of very It's almost like

1021
00:44:59,840 --> 00:45:01,720
Speaker 6: all their life makes perfect sense.

1022
00:45:01,560 --> 00:45:07,520
Speaker 1: To stones Nick and Jerry and Dan, but they but

1023
00:45:07,719 --> 00:45:08,600
Speaker 1: like that makes sense.

1024
00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:10,440
Speaker 6: But then there's those people you know that like you

1025
00:45:10,480 --> 00:45:12,879
Speaker 6: go to see them because they invite you, yes, and

1026
00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:15,960
Speaker 6: their music sucks, their lyrics suck, and you wish you

1027
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:16,400
Speaker 6: didn't go.

1028
00:45:16,640 --> 00:45:19,319
Speaker 1: And like they're practicing just as hard as the people

1029
00:45:19,320 --> 00:45:19,960
Speaker 1: who are good.

1030
00:45:19,840 --> 00:45:20,920
Speaker 8: At it, right, I know.

1031
00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:23,399
Speaker 1: That's that's what makes me sad about music.

1032
00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:25,600
Speaker 8: I stop practicing, so now I'm just left with my

1033
00:45:25,840 --> 00:45:29,120
Speaker 8: angelic voice, like perfect singing voice.

1034
00:45:29,200 --> 00:45:33,360
Speaker 6: That's you're the perfect singer trademark, like I am the

1035
00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:34,560
Speaker 6: perfect to me, Dan.

1036
00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:37,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, no matter how much you practice, at some point,

1037
00:45:37,760 --> 00:45:41,200
Speaker 2: talent has to be part of the thing, right yeah, yeah, yeah,

1038
00:45:41,239 --> 00:45:43,280
Speaker 2: Well you got the goods, Karen, you got to start

1039
00:45:43,320 --> 00:45:43,760
Speaker 2: that band.

1040
00:45:43,880 --> 00:45:46,120
Speaker 5: Okay, you can be like the Sundays with a.

1041
00:45:46,719 --> 00:45:47,960
Speaker 1: Could you remember with an edge?

1042
00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:50,480
Speaker 6: Matt, if you would please pick up those drum sticks again,

1043
00:45:50,520 --> 00:45:51,320
Speaker 6: you could be the drummer.

1044
00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:54,200
Speaker 5: Okay, you're giving mad a role. I'm the one that

1045
00:45:54,280 --> 00:45:55,400
Speaker 5: wants to start the band.

1046
00:45:55,520 --> 00:45:59,279
Speaker 6: Okay, Okay, Rusty Trombone, you can have your dumb sex joke.

1047
00:46:01,360 --> 00:46:05,640
Speaker 8: Chris comes out and tells a sex joke during the act, So.

1048
00:46:06,920 --> 00:46:07,719
Speaker 5: Every time.

1049
00:46:09,080 --> 00:46:11,279
Speaker 2: And then I come out of the means, I could

1050
00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:14,520
Speaker 2: probably stop and I do some dumb aristocrats act.

1051
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:17,120
Speaker 8: The great thing about Chris, though, is that even if

1052
00:46:17,160 --> 00:46:19,840
Speaker 8: it's the same joke every time, you'll tell it slightly differently.

1053
00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:22,960
Speaker 8: I stumbled through it in a slightly different funny way.

1054
00:46:23,600 --> 00:46:24,360
Speaker 8: You know, he's.

1055
00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:26,040
Speaker 1: Absolutely talking off the top of his head.

1056
00:46:28,239 --> 00:46:31,720
Speaker 5: I need. All I need is slight variation to enjoy comedy.

1057
00:46:31,880 --> 00:46:35,080
Speaker 2: Yes, otherwise you're just repeating yourself, don't we all.

1058
00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:40,839
Speaker 8: I did a little holiday shopping this morning. You online,

1059
00:46:40,960 --> 00:46:45,480
Speaker 8: I bought an expensive mug for a family member. You

1060
00:46:45,520 --> 00:46:49,279
Speaker 8: guys done shopping and Los flies lately. No for the

1061
00:46:49,320 --> 00:46:52,319
Speaker 8: listeners is a hip part of Los Angeles. And it's

1062
00:46:52,360 --> 00:46:57,839
Speaker 8: pronounced I know, what did I just say? Damn it?

1063
00:46:58,200 --> 00:46:59,960
Speaker 8: I know, but that's what you did.

1064
00:47:00,239 --> 00:47:00,719
Speaker 1: Just move here?

1065
00:47:00,719 --> 00:47:02,640
Speaker 8: Are is?

1066
00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:05,960
Speaker 2: That's how you proved correctly pronounced it in Spanish.

1067
00:47:06,080 --> 00:47:08,960
Speaker 1: But yeah, but you have to I will.

1068
00:47:09,680 --> 00:47:12,600
Speaker 2: When I moved to Austin and everyone it was I

1069
00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:15,879
Speaker 2: called it Guadaloupe straight and everyone said, oh, no, no,

1070
00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:19,319
Speaker 2: it's guadal and I'm like, you know what, No, it's

1071
00:47:19,320 --> 00:47:20,120
Speaker 2: a Spanish word.

1072
00:47:20,120 --> 00:47:21,279
Speaker 5: I'm going to say Guadalupe.

1073
00:47:21,280 --> 00:47:24,080
Speaker 2: And then you're on the bus and they announced every

1074
00:47:24,120 --> 00:47:26,560
Speaker 2: stop in English, and then afterwards they announced it in

1075
00:47:26,600 --> 00:47:29,480
Speaker 2: Spanish and they said, you know, the next street is

1076
00:47:29,920 --> 00:47:33,480
Speaker 2: Guadaloup with like a Texas accent, and then they repeat

1077
00:47:33,520 --> 00:47:35,719
Speaker 2: it in Spanish, you know.

1078
00:47:35,840 --> 00:47:37,880
Speaker 5: Like cala asked a Guadaloup.

1079
00:47:38,040 --> 00:47:42,319
Speaker 2: They mispronounced the Spanish word in Spanish, which is just

1080
00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:43,040
Speaker 2: a Texas.

1081
00:47:43,200 --> 00:47:45,960
Speaker 5: You know, fucking look, remember the Alamo.

1082
00:47:45,960 --> 00:47:48,759
Speaker 6: Because if you win that war, Yeah, I guess, so

1083
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:50,680
Speaker 6: you won the war, you get to change all the.

1084
00:47:50,680 --> 00:47:54,719
Speaker 2: Pronunciations, didn't they Yeah, then they just trap people and

1085
00:47:54,760 --> 00:47:56,040
Speaker 2: burn down a building like that.

1086
00:47:56,320 --> 00:47:58,799
Speaker 5: That's not winning a war. Don't get me started on

1087
00:47:59,080 --> 00:48:00,000
Speaker 5: saddle technique.

1088
00:48:01,680 --> 00:48:04,800
Speaker 8: Don't you dare besmirch the War of Texas or whatever?

1089
00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:08,000
Speaker 5: That Osborne. I'm pissing.

1090
00:48:09,960 --> 00:48:11,560
Speaker 1: The Great War of Texas.

1091
00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:14,280
Speaker 8: But anyway, there's about a dozen shops in Los Peelas

1092
00:48:14,520 --> 00:48:16,720
Speaker 8: that just damn it. I did it again, Los Feelis?

1093
00:48:17,320 --> 00:48:24,520
Speaker 8: That was okay? That sell only seventy dollars mugs, three

1094
00:48:24,560 --> 00:48:27,760
Speaker 8: thousand dollars blankets, and five hundred dollars pillows.

1095
00:48:27,840 --> 00:48:29,600
Speaker 6: Now do you think those Do you think it's a

1096
00:48:29,680 --> 00:48:32,760
Speaker 6: drug front? Do you think it's a trustafarian?

1097
00:48:33,480 --> 00:48:33,680
Speaker 8: Oh?

1098
00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:35,200
Speaker 1: I mean a trust fund?

1099
00:48:35,560 --> 00:48:36,520
Speaker 8: Child? Like?

1100
00:48:36,640 --> 00:48:38,200
Speaker 1: How do you explain those stories?

1101
00:48:38,320 --> 00:48:40,600
Speaker 8: I think it's I think you have to be rich

1102
00:48:40,719 --> 00:48:45,640
Speaker 8: to start one, right, I will say, let's take let's

1103
00:48:45,680 --> 00:48:48,440
Speaker 8: be empathetic here. Okay, my guess is, let's let's try

1104
00:48:49,120 --> 00:48:51,279
Speaker 8: let's just try to be a good PERSONA.

1105
00:48:55,239 --> 00:48:56,360
Speaker 5: Why can't we be good people?

1106
00:48:58,520 --> 00:49:00,959
Speaker 8: I would imagine because most of the stuff in there

1107
00:49:01,160 --> 00:49:06,160
Speaker 8: is like handmade by single like it's not like your mother. Yeah,

1108
00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:09,319
Speaker 8: so in order to sustain their business, you got to

1109
00:49:09,400 --> 00:49:12,640
Speaker 8: pay seventy bucks for their fucking right. Pretty, there's soap.

1110
00:49:12,719 --> 00:49:13,920
Speaker 8: The mugs are very pretty, I.

1111
00:49:13,840 --> 00:49:14,520
Speaker 5: Will yeah, sure.

1112
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:17,799
Speaker 2: And this is a standard mug. It's just a it's

1113
00:49:17,800 --> 00:49:20,040
Speaker 2: not doesn't have a top on it. You're not talking

1114
00:49:20,120 --> 00:49:20,720
Speaker 2: like a thermost.

1115
00:49:20,840 --> 00:49:22,879
Speaker 8: It's just it's a mug that will make you feel

1116
00:49:22,880 --> 00:49:23,920
Speaker 8: better than your neighbor.

1117
00:49:24,040 --> 00:49:25,920
Speaker 5: Gotcha. That's all I want out of a mug.

1118
00:49:26,960 --> 00:49:29,680
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's mug superiority.

1119
00:49:29,680 --> 00:49:30,919
Speaker 1: It's very common these days.

1120
00:49:31,160 --> 00:49:36,400
Speaker 5: Do you have any prestige mugs here at the Asnavi

1121
00:49:36,600 --> 00:49:37,400
Speaker 5: Dods starring?

1122
00:49:37,440 --> 00:49:40,160
Speaker 1: They do, and they will.

1123
00:49:40,520 --> 00:49:43,239
Speaker 6: My niece and I'm sorry because I did tweet this,

1124
00:49:43,320 --> 00:49:46,480
Speaker 6: but my niece wants an ice skating She's big into

1125
00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:48,719
Speaker 6: ice skating and takes lessons and she's really good on it.

1126
00:49:48,920 --> 00:49:51,680
Speaker 6: So she's my sister. Said, Nora wants an ice skating necklace.

1127
00:49:51,719 --> 00:49:55,200
Speaker 6: So I look up ice skating necklace on Amazon and

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00:49:55,239 --> 00:49:58,320
Speaker 6: there's all kinds of like a single ice skate on

1129
00:49:58,440 --> 00:50:01,479
Speaker 6: a pendant. There's full girls ice skating that you could

1130
00:50:01,480 --> 00:50:03,680
Speaker 6: get that My sister said she thinks that's what she wants.

1131
00:50:03,680 --> 00:50:06,160
Speaker 6: And it looks super trashy and very large.

1132
00:50:06,440 --> 00:50:07,920
Speaker 1: But then at the bottom of the page.

1133
00:50:08,680 --> 00:50:13,200
Speaker 6: Uh, the sponsored ad for a necklace was a pendant

1134
00:50:13,440 --> 00:50:17,000
Speaker 6: of the guy from Saw, the mask from Saw weird.

1135
00:50:17,239 --> 00:50:20,080
Speaker 6: So it's ice skating, ice skating, little girl stuff. And

1136
00:50:20,080 --> 00:50:23,640
Speaker 6: then the boss was this huge that the like, shall

1137
00:50:23,680 --> 00:50:26,080
Speaker 6: we play a game? Guy with the creepy cheeks and

1138
00:50:26,120 --> 00:50:29,800
Speaker 6: that it was fucking hilarious. Yeah, I don't know, especially

1139
00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:30,399
Speaker 6: on the ice skater.

1140
00:50:30,719 --> 00:50:31,279
Speaker 5: Yeah, what's it?

1141
00:50:31,400 --> 00:50:31,600
Speaker 8: Yeah?

1142
00:50:31,680 --> 00:50:31,960
Speaker 5: What's it?

1143
00:50:32,080 --> 00:50:36,399
Speaker 2: Categorically there because of some did that guy skate when

1144
00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:38,120
Speaker 2: he wasn't haunting people or something?

1145
00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:40,719
Speaker 1: I don't know the Saw series, I don't.

1146
00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:45,880
Speaker 10: Know that his his you know it's upcoming. Yeah, that

1147
00:50:45,960 --> 00:50:47,000
Speaker 10: he was a former.

1148
00:50:49,040 --> 00:50:50,320
Speaker 1: It was a nice dancer.

1149
00:50:52,760 --> 00:50:55,920
Speaker 2: Paint a red swirl on his cheek. Yeah, that's all

1150
00:50:55,920 --> 00:50:57,280
Speaker 2: I know about the Saw monster.

1151
00:50:57,440 --> 00:50:58,359
Speaker 8: I've never seen Saw.

1152
00:50:58,480 --> 00:50:59,719
Speaker 1: I've never seen one of them.

1153
00:51:00,040 --> 00:51:05,920
Speaker 5: There's one Carrie carry always who I like. Is that

1154
00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:10,759
Speaker 5: how you say his name? The guy that plays Los

1155
00:51:10,840 --> 00:51:13,240
Speaker 5: felis the guy that was the Princess Bride.

1156
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:15,799
Speaker 2: He's so good in that, And then he was in

1157
00:51:15,840 --> 00:51:20,040
Speaker 2: this movie and uh, and he was not good at acting.

1158
00:51:20,120 --> 00:51:22,440
Speaker 5: What if he listens to the podcast, I'm gonna.

1159
00:51:22,239 --> 00:51:24,520
Speaker 1: Feel absolutely could and he is a.

1160
00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:27,959
Speaker 6: Good He probably was like this sucks.

1161
00:51:27,719 --> 00:51:28,480
Speaker 1: And who cares?

1162
00:51:28,560 --> 00:51:30,600
Speaker 5: Well he did that for Liar Liar too.

1163
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:36,200
Speaker 2: Anyway, Yeah, the new boyfriend.

1164
00:51:36,320 --> 00:51:38,400
Speaker 6: I think when he has an American accent, he seems

1165
00:51:38,480 --> 00:51:42,400
Speaker 6: less appealing then when he's British because he's British.

1166
00:51:42,560 --> 00:51:45,880
Speaker 2: Oh man, he was. He's great. I'll just reiterate he

1167
00:51:45,960 --> 00:51:47,279
Speaker 2: was great and Princess ride.

1168
00:51:47,320 --> 00:51:51,920
Speaker 8: It's too late, Chris, I already said that.

1169
00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:55,680
Speaker 5: I feel like I do good sometimes bad. Sometimes He needs.

1170
00:51:55,480 --> 00:51:58,520
Speaker 8: To know we're the same.

1171
00:51:57,680 --> 00:52:03,840
Speaker 1: Carry always, We're a human beings. Carry accept it. You

1172
00:52:04,080 --> 00:52:07,960
Speaker 1: stunk it up and why didn't?

1173
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:10,680
Speaker 6: It was like he was too campy for you? What

1174
00:52:10,880 --> 00:52:12,120
Speaker 6: was the problem in Liar Liar?

1175
00:52:12,360 --> 00:52:16,760
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it was just uh he was, yes, sure,

1176
00:52:16,880 --> 00:52:18,920
Speaker 2: can't be you're just bad at acting.

1177
00:52:19,160 --> 00:52:22,040
Speaker 5: I don't know. It was not convincing.

1178
00:52:22,840 --> 00:52:24,640
Speaker 8: I know what you're talking about. But I for one

1179
00:52:24,760 --> 00:52:27,319
Speaker 8: love his acting and would never say anything bad about it.

1180
00:52:27,360 --> 00:52:30,400
Speaker 2: I know that he's say on my back is sweating

1181
00:52:30,400 --> 00:52:33,080
Speaker 2: because guys dunk it in my head.

1182
00:52:33,360 --> 00:52:35,279
Speaker 8: Listen, Carrie, Chris is a nice guy.

1183
00:52:35,640 --> 00:52:36,800
Speaker 5: You've gotta let this one go.

1184
00:52:37,160 --> 00:52:40,759
Speaker 2: You guys really think he's listening.

1185
00:52:42,640 --> 00:52:45,120
Speaker 5: I turned and he's in the back of the car. Sad.

1186
00:52:46,200 --> 00:52:51,400
Speaker 5: No one likes me. You can't always be.

1187
00:52:51,760 --> 00:52:54,280
Speaker 1: What's the last movie that you saw in the theater?

1188
00:52:54,440 --> 00:52:57,719
Speaker 8: Map? Yeah, the Favorite Oo and I loved it.

1189
00:52:57,719 --> 00:52:58,480
Speaker 1: It's good, right, I.

1190
00:52:58,440 --> 00:52:59,200
Speaker 8: Thought it was so good.

1191
00:52:59,400 --> 00:52:59,839
Speaker 1: I can't wait.

1192
00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:02,279
Speaker 8: It's so fun. You're gonna fucking love it. It's just

1193
00:53:02,320 --> 00:53:06,240
Speaker 8: all like smart, fucked up dialogue and terrible things happened.

1194
00:53:06,280 --> 00:53:08,080
Speaker 8: It's great, yes, but it's pure fun.

1195
00:53:08,360 --> 00:53:10,040
Speaker 1: I did love The Lobster so much.

1196
00:53:10,200 --> 00:53:11,320
Speaker 8: The Lobster is great.

1197
00:53:11,200 --> 00:53:12,720
Speaker 1: Except for that ending was dark.

1198
00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:16,480
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, it's dark. It's less because it's your Slanthemo's

1199
00:53:16,520 --> 00:53:18,600
Speaker 8: that director, but he didn't write it. So it's a

1200
00:53:18,600 --> 00:53:22,120
Speaker 8: little more of like because his movies are like psychotic

1201
00:53:22,239 --> 00:53:24,799
Speaker 8: and wild and this is a little more straightforward, but

1202
00:53:24,880 --> 00:53:25,600
Speaker 8: in a good way.

1203
00:53:25,640 --> 00:53:25,879
Speaker 5: I think.

1204
00:53:25,960 --> 00:53:29,319
Speaker 6: Okay, well, I picked the street that has all the

1205
00:53:29,400 --> 00:53:31,160
Speaker 6: stopped garbage trucks on it.

1206
00:53:31,400 --> 00:53:31,760
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1207
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:35,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's fun because then, oh, this guy doesn't care.

1208
00:53:35,600 --> 00:53:39,280
Speaker 2: He's like, come on, come on, I'm a smooth faced asshole.

1209
00:53:40,200 --> 00:53:42,640
Speaker 5: I'll look him right in the eye.

1210
00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:43,239
Speaker 8: Yeah.

1211
00:53:43,280 --> 00:53:45,640
Speaker 1: I didn't like that guy at all that's that was

1212
00:53:45,800 --> 00:53:47,480
Speaker 1: a lot like the guy that was behind me for

1213
00:53:47,520 --> 00:53:48,520
Speaker 1: several blocks.

1214
00:53:48,960 --> 00:53:51,439
Speaker 6: There's a lot of tension in this town, especially around

1215
00:53:51,480 --> 00:53:52,040
Speaker 6: the holidays.

1216
00:53:52,040 --> 00:53:53,799
Speaker 5: Oh when's the last time you saw a car with

1217
00:53:53,840 --> 00:53:54,600
Speaker 5: a boot on it?

1218
00:53:55,320 --> 00:53:55,920
Speaker 1: That have a boot?

1219
00:53:56,239 --> 00:53:58,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, so I used to get the.

1220
00:53:58,080 --> 00:53:59,880
Speaker 1: Boot a lot in the nineties, you know, when I

1221
00:53:59,920 --> 00:54:00,520
Speaker 1: was on speed.

1222
00:54:00,920 --> 00:54:05,640
Speaker 8: The holidays are so funny, like especially like the airport

1223
00:54:05,719 --> 00:54:09,160
Speaker 8: I went. I flew home for Thanksgiving and you never

1224
00:54:09,280 --> 00:54:13,320
Speaker 8: see and I flew on Thanksgiving Day. Such a combination

1225
00:54:13,480 --> 00:54:17,120
Speaker 8: of the most angry people at the airport and next

1226
00:54:17,160 --> 00:54:19,880
Speaker 8: to them like very happy people who are like every

1227
00:54:19,960 --> 00:54:22,080
Speaker 8: blissed out happy to go home, and then some people

1228
00:54:22,080 --> 00:54:23,560
Speaker 8: who are furious at what's happening.

1229
00:54:23,600 --> 00:54:26,480
Speaker 5: It's the only difference is full or empty stomachs.

1230
00:54:26,640 --> 00:54:30,160
Speaker 8: I almost almost I almost going to a fight at

1231
00:54:30,200 --> 00:54:31,200
Speaker 8: the airport going home.

1232
00:54:31,280 --> 00:54:31,839
Speaker 1: What the fuck?

1233
00:54:32,200 --> 00:54:32,399
Speaker 8: Wait?

1234
00:54:32,600 --> 00:54:33,359
Speaker 1: Can I just ask?

1235
00:54:33,560 --> 00:54:33,719
Speaker 8: Yes?

1236
00:54:33,880 --> 00:54:35,960
Speaker 1: Did you fly at night? Like you had dinner and

1237
00:54:35,960 --> 00:54:37,080
Speaker 1: then you were like, I have to go back.

1238
00:54:37,160 --> 00:54:39,239
Speaker 8: I flew in the morning, so.

1239
00:54:39,200 --> 00:54:41,080
Speaker 1: You did pre Thanksgiving and then came home.

1240
00:54:41,280 --> 00:54:43,680
Speaker 8: Well, okay, So my little sister's a nurse and so

1241
00:54:43,760 --> 00:54:46,919
Speaker 8: she worked Thanksgiving, so we did Thanksgiving the next day.

1242
00:54:47,080 --> 00:54:49,040
Speaker 1: Oh nice, okay, oh got it. You were on your

1243
00:54:49,080 --> 00:54:49,680
Speaker 1: way out.

1244
00:54:49,840 --> 00:54:54,960
Speaker 8: Yes, got it. I was on my way to Houston. Okay, yeah, anyway,

1245
00:54:55,719 --> 00:54:57,319
Speaker 8: let's back up. I want to explain the I want

1246
00:54:57,320 --> 00:54:58,160
Speaker 8: to explain that a little bit.

1247
00:54:58,160 --> 00:55:00,879
Speaker 5: I want are you going are you talk about the fight?

1248
00:55:01,480 --> 00:55:01,760
Speaker 8: Yes?

1249
00:55:01,880 --> 00:55:02,760
Speaker 5: Okay, okay.

1250
00:55:02,840 --> 00:55:07,680
Speaker 8: So I was going through the TSA and I got through,

1251
00:55:08,120 --> 00:55:11,080
Speaker 8: and before I was getting putting my stuff on the

1252
00:55:11,160 --> 00:55:14,200
Speaker 8: like conveyor belt to the or whatever the security thing,

1253
00:55:15,080 --> 00:55:19,400
Speaker 8: this guy cut in front of me. And I usually

1254
00:55:19,640 --> 00:55:21,279
Speaker 8: let that go, but I've let it go a few

1255
00:55:21,280 --> 00:55:24,560
Speaker 8: times recently, and I then just am angry the whole time,

1256
00:55:24,800 --> 00:55:27,759
Speaker 8: just in a subtle way, like pissed off for weeks, yeah,

1257
00:55:27,800 --> 00:55:29,680
Speaker 8: for weeks. And so we cut in front of me,

1258
00:55:29,719 --> 00:55:31,400
Speaker 8: and right away I just said, hey, you cut in

1259
00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:33,799
Speaker 8: front of me, and he turned around and was just

1260
00:55:33,920 --> 00:55:38,600
Speaker 8: like red faced, like felt like New Jersey somehow to me,

1261
00:55:39,440 --> 00:55:43,000
Speaker 8: big big guy, and was like he was like you're

1262
00:55:43,239 --> 00:55:45,319
Speaker 8: He's like, well, you're taking up too much time, and

1263
00:55:45,360 --> 00:55:46,840
Speaker 8: then I was and he was like, you want to

1264
00:55:46,840 --> 00:55:48,120
Speaker 8: get in front of me, Get in front of me,

1265
00:55:48,400 --> 00:55:50,200
Speaker 8: and so I got so I was like, okay, So

1266
00:55:50,239 --> 00:55:51,000
Speaker 8: I got in front of him.

1267
00:55:51,960 --> 00:55:55,839
Speaker 5: Yeah, good, good, that is you did the right thing, just.

1268
00:55:55,840 --> 00:55:57,799
Speaker 8: Right behind my head like I'm doing to you. He

1269
00:55:57,920 --> 00:55:59,640
Speaker 8: was like. While I was going through, he was like,

1270
00:56:00,160 --> 00:56:02,000
Speaker 8: little fucking son of a bitch, you want to take

1271
00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:03,560
Speaker 8: this outside, We'll take it outside.

1272
00:56:04,040 --> 00:56:04,640
Speaker 5: You kidding?

1273
00:56:05,560 --> 00:56:06,000
Speaker 8: Yeah?

1274
00:56:06,120 --> 00:56:07,319
Speaker 5: Oh man, I should have.

1275
00:56:07,360 --> 00:56:09,000
Speaker 8: I guess I should have alerted the TSA, but I

1276
00:56:09,040 --> 00:56:10,600
Speaker 8: just stood there and kind of took it. And then

1277
00:56:10,600 --> 00:56:12,280
Speaker 8: we got through and I was like, have an I stay.

1278
00:56:12,360 --> 00:56:12,840
Speaker 5: I would have.

1279
00:56:14,360 --> 00:56:15,440
Speaker 1: Oh that's awesome.

1280
00:56:15,880 --> 00:56:20,400
Speaker 2: So you want to not go through security, go outside.

1281
00:56:20,760 --> 00:56:23,799
Speaker 6: I feed each other the boots from go outside at

1282
00:56:23,800 --> 00:56:24,520
Speaker 6: the airport.

1283
00:56:24,640 --> 00:56:26,480
Speaker 8: I did tweet this and somebody was like, you should

1284
00:56:26,480 --> 00:56:28,520
Speaker 8: have said, yeah, let's go outside and then let him

1285
00:56:28,600 --> 00:56:29,320
Speaker 8: leave the line.

1286
00:56:29,880 --> 00:56:32,160
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah, oh god, that would have been.

1287
00:56:32,880 --> 00:56:34,960
Speaker 1: But I think that people out there.

1288
00:56:35,120 --> 00:56:38,960
Speaker 6: I think people obviously everyone's insane these days and enrage

1289
00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:41,640
Speaker 6: all the time. Yes, but I also think that people

1290
00:56:41,719 --> 00:56:44,399
Speaker 6: have so much anxiety about flying and don't know where

1291
00:56:44,480 --> 00:56:44,880
Speaker 6: to put it.

1292
00:56:45,280 --> 00:56:47,120
Speaker 1: Did they get drunk or take pills?

1293
00:56:47,280 --> 00:56:50,920
Speaker 6: They get like crazy to relieve their anxiety, and then

1294
00:56:50,960 --> 00:56:53,480
Speaker 6: they're like irresponsible with their behavior.

1295
00:56:53,840 --> 00:56:54,719
Speaker 5: This guy felt like.

1296
00:56:54,680 --> 00:56:56,840
Speaker 8: He was on speed caring killer style.

1297
00:56:57,160 --> 00:57:00,319
Speaker 6: Yeah, was he trying to make plans with you for lunch,

1298
00:57:00,360 --> 00:57:02,680
Speaker 6: dinner and the show party with me?

1299
00:57:03,960 --> 00:57:06,440
Speaker 5: He's on edge? Ye had, Yeah, he was trying to

1300
00:57:06,520 --> 00:57:07,839
Speaker 5: organize a parton was I.

1301
00:57:07,760 --> 00:57:09,880
Speaker 8: Did it was? Even though I did call him up

1302
00:57:09,880 --> 00:57:12,160
Speaker 8: for cutting in front of me, I didn't like make

1303
00:57:12,200 --> 00:57:13,880
Speaker 8: a big deal of it after that because I was like,

1304
00:57:13,960 --> 00:57:16,840
Speaker 8: this guy must be going through hell. Why would he

1305
00:57:16,920 --> 00:57:19,560
Speaker 8: behave this way if his life wasn't a total nightmare?

1306
00:57:19,720 --> 00:57:20,040
Speaker 5: Totally?

1307
00:57:20,120 --> 00:57:22,080
Speaker 6: Yeah, And he knew he was wrong to cut in

1308
00:57:22,080 --> 00:57:24,040
Speaker 6: front of you, That's why he was being so defensive.

1309
00:57:24,160 --> 00:57:26,880
Speaker 1: Yes, which is like, then he's just caught.

1310
00:57:27,400 --> 00:57:27,640
Speaker 8: Yes.

1311
00:57:28,240 --> 00:57:29,640
Speaker 1: Did you say he was big.

1312
00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:33,120
Speaker 8: Big, like broad chested, like like he could have He

1313
00:57:33,160 --> 00:57:35,280
Speaker 8: would have beat me up right bad.

1314
00:57:35,320 --> 00:57:37,320
Speaker 1: If you would just step outside.

1315
00:57:37,520 --> 00:57:38,040
Speaker 8: Yeah. Yeah.

1316
00:57:38,080 --> 00:57:40,880
Speaker 2: There's also guys that are like that and it's always

1317
00:57:40,920 --> 00:57:43,520
Speaker 2: worked for them since there he maybe just wanted to fight.

1318
00:57:43,600 --> 00:57:47,360
Speaker 5: Also, there's also just sinister people like that. Yeah. I've

1319
00:57:47,400 --> 00:57:48,680
Speaker 5: been in situations like that.

1320
00:57:48,800 --> 00:57:51,680
Speaker 2: It's like, oh, there is no logic behind this, there

1321
00:57:51,720 --> 00:57:56,360
Speaker 2: is no reasoning with this person. He gets like excited

1322
00:57:56,680 --> 00:57:59,520
Speaker 2: in almost a sexual way by punching another man in

1323
00:57:59,600 --> 00:57:59,960
Speaker 2: the face.

1324
00:58:00,160 --> 00:58:04,360
Speaker 6: And what's interesting is he was in the wrong yet

1325
00:58:04,440 --> 00:58:08,040
Speaker 6: he was coming at you like you cut him off.

1326
00:58:08,200 --> 00:58:09,680
Speaker 1: Yes, that's what's hilarious.

1327
00:58:09,680 --> 00:58:10,400
Speaker 8: It was crazy.

1328
00:58:10,520 --> 00:58:13,440
Speaker 2: It's so funny because I've been in that exact situation

1329
00:58:13,560 --> 00:58:17,040
Speaker 2: Mat and I and I did. I was like, what

1330
00:58:17,200 --> 00:58:22,000
Speaker 2: would that mean? We would both leave this and go outside.

1331
00:58:21,480 --> 00:58:24,640
Speaker 5: And then come check back in. Yeah, think about that.

1332
00:58:24,760 --> 00:58:26,760
Speaker 5: You want to miss your flights for this? And then

1333
00:58:26,800 --> 00:58:29,400
Speaker 5: he was like humph, but he was dad age.

1334
00:58:29,520 --> 00:58:31,400
Speaker 8: I wish he could have at least just admitted like,

1335
00:58:31,520 --> 00:58:35,400
Speaker 8: this is sexual for me. People as sexual.

1336
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:38,760
Speaker 1: God, you look good in this TSA line. What is it?

1337
00:58:38,880 --> 00:58:40,320
Speaker 8: Okay? If you need this, I'll do it.

1338
00:58:40,320 --> 00:58:42,040
Speaker 5: Well, that's a thing. I don't do this.

1339
00:58:42,160 --> 00:58:42,760
Speaker 1: Dance with you.

1340
00:58:43,280 --> 00:58:46,360
Speaker 2: The MMA fighter Tank Abbott, it's everyone talks about how

1341
00:58:46,360 --> 00:58:49,280
Speaker 2: he would get erections while he fought people. Really yeah,

1342
00:58:49,320 --> 00:58:51,880
Speaker 2: and it was intimidating for a lot of fighters. A

1343
00:58:51,880 --> 00:58:54,880
Speaker 2: lot of them would be like kind of homophobic about it.

1344
00:58:55,520 --> 00:58:57,880
Speaker 2: But he would get aroused and he'd have a boner

1345
00:58:57,960 --> 00:59:00,560
Speaker 2: and he'd have you in a leg walk and it

1346
00:59:00,600 --> 00:59:03,720
Speaker 2: was very obvious because it was you know, your pretzeled up,

1347
00:59:03,880 --> 00:59:05,160
Speaker 2: your face is right near it.

1348
00:59:05,360 --> 00:59:08,400
Speaker 1: I don't understand how because I was just watching.

1349
00:59:08,320 --> 00:59:10,160
Speaker 5: Cabit probably listens to the podcast.

1350
00:59:10,240 --> 00:59:12,600
Speaker 1: Hey, we're just praising him for.

1351
00:59:12,600 --> 00:59:15,040
Speaker 5: Having a great strategy and a boner.

1352
00:59:15,200 --> 00:59:17,720
Speaker 6: I just watched the Paul Giamanti movie Win Win, where

1353
00:59:17,760 --> 00:59:20,080
Speaker 6: he plays a high school wrestling coach, and as I

1354
00:59:20,160 --> 00:59:22,600
Speaker 6: was watching, I'm like, isn't the thing with guys in

1355
00:59:22,680 --> 00:59:26,520
Speaker 6: high school? And I know this because I know boy things.

1356
00:59:26,560 --> 00:59:28,640
Speaker 6: It's constant worry that you're going to get an erection

1357
00:59:28,680 --> 00:59:30,440
Speaker 6: and you can't do anything about it. And then you

1358
00:59:30,560 --> 00:59:34,720
Speaker 6: become a wrestler, where like obviously that's you're highly at risk,

1359
00:59:34,880 --> 00:59:37,640
Speaker 6: I know, and in like a singlet, it just seems

1360
00:59:37,800 --> 00:59:38,640
Speaker 6: very risky.

1361
00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:41,360
Speaker 2: You know, he's probably was walking around with a boner

1362
00:59:41,400 --> 00:59:43,120
Speaker 2: half his life, and he's like, how can I use

1363
00:59:43,160 --> 00:59:44,120
Speaker 2: this to my advantage?

1364
00:59:44,200 --> 00:59:45,720
Speaker 5: Oh, I know, I'll become a fighter.

1365
00:59:46,040 --> 00:59:47,040
Speaker 1: Because it's at the bank.

1366
00:59:47,080 --> 00:59:52,280
Speaker 5: It's not working right, nobody likes bank. There's very strong

1367
00:59:52,360 --> 00:59:53,600
Speaker 5: letters from Wells Fargust.

1368
00:59:53,840 --> 00:59:56,600
Speaker 6: So it's so quiet there you could hear that erection

1369
00:59:56,680 --> 00:59:58,120
Speaker 6: from it.

1370
00:59:58,560 --> 00:59:59,720
Speaker 5: Please don't bring it.

1371
00:59:59,520 --> 01:00:01,720
Speaker 2: It's I mean, because the last time I went to

1372
01:00:01,840 --> 01:00:05,400
Speaker 2: a doctor, you're scared because and not to be gross,

1373
01:00:05,440 --> 01:00:07,400
Speaker 2: but I had to get a camera in mine and

1374
01:00:07,880 --> 01:00:11,360
Speaker 2: and you you really are Your body reacts to that

1375
01:00:11,520 --> 01:00:15,080
Speaker 2: and it wants your your penis wants to go away

1376
01:00:15,120 --> 01:00:15,840
Speaker 2: because of it, but.

1377
01:00:18,400 --> 01:00:20,960
Speaker 5: It wanted to just go away, just be a turtle

1378
01:00:21,040 --> 01:00:21,720
Speaker 5: and go away.

1379
01:00:22,960 --> 01:00:26,200
Speaker 1: Pens and Junior hide and can I disappear exactly?

1380
01:00:26,360 --> 01:00:30,960
Speaker 2: And also it's hard to get get cathetered or get it.

1381
01:00:31,040 --> 01:00:33,439
Speaker 2: I'm sorry that I'm an old man, but I've had

1382
01:00:33,480 --> 01:00:37,120
Speaker 2: a you know, it's not a responsibility, and it's harder.

1383
01:00:37,240 --> 01:00:42,120
Speaker 8: So this podcast is about educating listeners before the process.

1384
01:00:42,200 --> 01:00:45,960
Speaker 2: I sort of made myself get sort of an erection

1385
01:00:46,160 --> 01:00:48,440
Speaker 2: just by just because I knew it would make it easier.

1386
01:00:49,440 --> 01:00:51,680
Speaker 8: Did the doctor request this or was this a choice

1387
01:00:51,720 --> 01:00:52,520
Speaker 8: you made and it was.

1388
01:00:52,520 --> 01:00:53,320
Speaker 5: A timing thing.

1389
01:00:53,360 --> 01:00:55,200
Speaker 2: I don't want to overdo it and tank ab it

1390
01:00:55,280 --> 01:00:58,320
Speaker 2: up this situation, but I do want to make sure

1391
01:00:58,400 --> 01:01:00,800
Speaker 2: it's not the smallest it can be, which is usually

1392
01:01:00,840 --> 01:01:03,520
Speaker 2: where I'm at I'm walking around or riding a bike.

1393
01:01:03,560 --> 01:01:04,320
Speaker 5: You know your body?

1394
01:01:04,560 --> 01:01:06,960
Speaker 6: Now, was that a difficult challenge being that you were

1395
01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:08,920
Speaker 6: about to have a painful medical procedure.

1396
01:01:09,080 --> 01:01:11,160
Speaker 5: It was difficult for me to just talk about.

1397
01:01:10,920 --> 01:01:12,600
Speaker 1: It just now.

1398
01:01:13,200 --> 01:01:17,520
Speaker 6: Yeah, but now is it a fetish thing?

1399
01:01:18,480 --> 01:01:24,400
Speaker 5: It's getting so expensive? I wish I just liked having sex.

1400
01:01:24,800 --> 01:01:28,800
Speaker 6: I have to buy that tiny camera in my bedside table.

1401
01:01:29,040 --> 01:01:31,080
Speaker 2: And that's why I get That's why I keep trying

1402
01:01:31,120 --> 01:01:33,440
Speaker 2: to get these commercials so I can get the insurance,

1403
01:01:33,480 --> 01:01:34,080
Speaker 2: so I can get.

1404
01:01:36,160 --> 01:01:38,680
Speaker 1: Let's get this fund me so that Chris can get

1405
01:01:38,680 --> 01:01:39,240
Speaker 1: what he needs.

1406
01:01:39,320 --> 01:01:43,880
Speaker 2: It's gonna really have a long, convoluted description. I just

1407
01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:46,480
Speaker 2: need to see a doctor. And it's not for medical reasons.

1408
01:01:46,720 --> 01:01:50,320
Speaker 6: I'm worried about the prizes that you get with each pledge.

1409
01:01:50,600 --> 01:01:54,680
Speaker 1: They call that the reward. I don't want my reward. Yeah, no,

1410
01:01:54,840 --> 01:01:57,040
Speaker 1: thank you all unclaimed reward.

1411
01:01:58,800 --> 01:02:01,560
Speaker 5: Oh man, Well, it's true.

1412
01:02:01,920 --> 01:02:06,040
Speaker 8: Chris acted in an episode of season two of.

1413
01:02:06,040 --> 01:02:08,120
Speaker 1: Corporate this year and it turned out good, right.

1414
01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:11,720
Speaker 8: It turned out great, and he and he was panicked

1415
01:02:11,800 --> 01:02:14,120
Speaker 8: day of talking to going back to talking about being

1416
01:02:14,120 --> 01:02:14,560
Speaker 8: a fraud.

1417
01:02:14,880 --> 01:02:18,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, I know I was. I wanted to talk him

1418
01:02:18,360 --> 01:02:20,680
Speaker 5: off a ledge. Yeah, I wanted to be good. Did

1419
01:02:20,720 --> 01:02:21,160
Speaker 5: you really?

1420
01:02:21,520 --> 01:02:25,560
Speaker 6: Yes, I have a friend who hit a guy here really,

1421
01:02:26,160 --> 01:02:27,120
Speaker 6: because yeah, there's.

1422
01:02:26,960 --> 01:02:29,600
Speaker 5: Somebody who's probably that guy. He just leapt in the draft.

1423
01:02:29,680 --> 01:02:30,240
Speaker 1: He really did.

1424
01:02:31,120 --> 01:02:36,040
Speaker 2: When when the show comes out January fifteenth.

1425
01:02:33,800 --> 01:02:33,880
Speaker 8: Is.

1426
01:02:35,480 --> 01:02:37,800
Speaker 5: Are they a good club? Can you watch them all.

1427
01:02:38,360 --> 01:02:41,640
Speaker 8: Not at once? How many Central's doing this new thing

1428
01:02:42,120 --> 01:02:44,600
Speaker 8: where they don't adopt adapt to the times?

1429
01:02:45,000 --> 01:02:53,360
Speaker 9: Oh goodt Yeah, no, I like, I like when you

1430
01:02:53,400 --> 01:02:53,840
Speaker 9: have to wait.

1431
01:02:54,160 --> 01:02:56,760
Speaker 8: Yeah, so it'll be out yeah, January fifteenth. The in

1432
01:02:56,800 --> 01:02:59,920
Speaker 8: your episode, you're in the finale right gradually?

1433
01:03:01,640 --> 01:03:03,760
Speaker 1: Can you just tell? Can I get an overview of

1434
01:03:03,760 --> 01:03:04,720
Speaker 1: what Chris will be doing?

1435
01:03:04,920 --> 01:03:08,360
Speaker 8: Yes? Well, if you if you watch the first.

1436
01:03:08,120 --> 01:03:10,400
Speaker 5: Season sons spoilers, Yes.

1437
01:03:10,760 --> 01:03:13,120
Speaker 8: I'll spoil something in the first season, which is that

1438
01:03:13,160 --> 01:03:16,760
Speaker 8: you learn that Chris's character Ted, he admits to having

1439
01:03:16,880 --> 01:03:20,480
Speaker 8: inadvertently helped do nine to eleven, and you don't ever

1440
01:03:20,720 --> 01:03:21,920
Speaker 8: learn what his.

1441
01:03:21,920 --> 01:03:30,480
Speaker 5: Involvement was, right, So yeah, yeah, and so.

1442
01:03:30,560 --> 01:03:32,560
Speaker 8: That's all you hear from him. He's another little part

1443
01:03:32,600 --> 01:03:34,040
Speaker 8: in that episode as well.

1444
01:03:34,080 --> 01:03:36,880
Speaker 5: But that but it's the same care I'm still tend

1445
01:03:36,920 --> 01:03:37,680
Speaker 5: there's still ten.

1446
01:03:37,960 --> 01:03:39,880
Speaker 8: So we just learned more about Ted and this he

1447
01:03:40,040 --> 01:03:42,720
Speaker 8: comes back and is up to some new things that

1448
01:03:42,760 --> 01:03:44,280
Speaker 8: he is also not very good at.

1449
01:03:44,480 --> 01:03:49,760
Speaker 2: Yes, causing more not as big as nine eleven, but yes, he.

1450
01:03:49,800 --> 01:03:50,920
Speaker 1: Must be pretty good.

1451
01:03:52,240 --> 01:03:53,120
Speaker 8: Wait, which is happened?

1452
01:03:53,720 --> 01:04:01,800
Speaker 2: Just think that bird just fart out on your hood.

1453
01:04:01,960 --> 01:04:04,840
Speaker 5: It was like a teenage boy bird Stephen.

1454
01:04:04,880 --> 01:04:06,520
Speaker 6: If there was ever a time I wish you were

1455
01:04:06,520 --> 01:04:11,800
Speaker 6: taking Instagram stories, kitchen attack would definitely be one.

1456
01:04:11,920 --> 01:04:14,040
Speaker 2: Even if he was poised and ready with a with

1457
01:04:14,120 --> 01:04:16,240
Speaker 2: a tripod, he would not have captured that quint.

1458
01:04:16,280 --> 01:04:19,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was a that would have been tough shooting wise.

1459
01:04:19,800 --> 01:04:22,760
Speaker 8: By the way, Stephen is cramped back here and if

1460
01:04:22,760 --> 01:04:25,959
Speaker 8: he if his parents were to see what he's doing,

1461
01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:30,320
Speaker 8: they would be like, what are you? What is your life? Now?

1462
01:04:30,360 --> 01:04:31,440
Speaker 1: They do pay you for this?

1463
01:04:32,520 --> 01:04:35,880
Speaker 5: Yes, actually I should say my phone diets. I'm taking

1464
01:04:35,880 --> 01:04:39,919
Speaker 5: notes on the Starbucks cup. Oh God, like.

1465
01:04:41,360 --> 01:04:45,880
Speaker 6: Stephen, that is bugging in the clutch producing well done?

1466
01:04:46,480 --> 01:04:48,560
Speaker 5: Was that episode? I did not to go back to it?

1467
01:04:48,680 --> 01:04:49,160
Speaker 5: Was it?

1468
01:04:49,160 --> 01:04:53,439
Speaker 2: It was it direct or written by Bridger Weineger, No,

1469
01:04:53,600 --> 01:04:54,000
Speaker 2: it was not.

1470
01:04:54,080 --> 01:04:56,800
Speaker 8: It was written by Jessica Gow But he did write

1471
01:04:56,880 --> 01:04:58,479
Speaker 8: some right, he did because he was a writer.

1472
01:04:58,640 --> 01:05:00,600
Speaker 5: I just was on thing and he had written it

1473
01:05:00,720 --> 01:05:02,440
Speaker 5: and then he met he brought that up.

1474
01:05:04,160 --> 01:05:07,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, uh huh did a real quick. Don't anyone

1475
01:05:07,640 --> 01:05:15,760
Speaker 2: get excited. My character's name is Man. I'm hoping we

1476
01:05:15,840 --> 01:05:19,040
Speaker 2: can change it to arguing man, but it might just

1477
01:05:19,120 --> 01:05:19,520
Speaker 2: be man.

1478
01:05:19,600 --> 01:05:21,480
Speaker 1: What about sweating man in the grocery store.

1479
01:05:21,560 --> 01:05:25,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, we were very specific. Man that has riddled with

1480
01:05:25,520 --> 01:05:28,080
Speaker 2: self doubt. Man, it's more about me.

1481
01:05:28,640 --> 01:05:31,480
Speaker 8: Bridgrew Wininger is deeply funny, and we would give him

1482
01:05:31,480 --> 01:05:33,560
Speaker 8: every script we wrote to punch up and he would

1483
01:05:33,560 --> 01:05:36,120
Speaker 8: add probably five to six new jokes a script that

1484
01:05:36,160 --> 01:05:38,840
Speaker 8: we would leave in. A very high caliber writer.

1485
01:05:39,040 --> 01:05:41,040
Speaker 2: And what I was talking about earlier, he's one of

1486
01:05:41,080 --> 01:05:43,480
Speaker 2: the there was a window of time where the career

1487
01:05:43,600 --> 01:05:47,880
Speaker 2: like Rob Delaney from Twitter, these people were getting plucked out.

1488
01:05:47,880 --> 01:05:51,160
Speaker 2: I don't think it happens anymore, right, but Bridger was

1489
01:05:51,240 --> 01:05:52,440
Speaker 2: like noticed on Twitter.

1490
01:05:52,600 --> 01:05:53,760
Speaker 5: Yes, how I remember?

1491
01:05:54,320 --> 01:05:54,760
Speaker 1: Very cool.

1492
01:05:55,600 --> 01:05:59,600
Speaker 6: No, he's the funniest he Also, I don't know how

1493
01:05:59,680 --> 01:06:02,160
Speaker 6: much of this type of thing I'm allowed to say. Stephen,

1494
01:06:02,720 --> 01:06:04,320
Speaker 6: prepare to make a note on your cup that we

1495
01:06:04,400 --> 01:06:06,680
Speaker 6: might have to cut this. Bridger is going to have

1496
01:06:06,720 --> 01:06:08,840
Speaker 6: a podcast coming out on our new podcast.

1497
01:06:09,400 --> 01:06:10,600
Speaker 8: Very excited about that.

1498
01:06:10,680 --> 01:06:12,880
Speaker 1: I am too. It's such a funny idea.

1499
01:06:12,920 --> 01:06:15,320
Speaker 6: And when he told when he told me the title

1500
01:06:15,360 --> 01:06:16,760
Speaker 6: and I won't say it will it'll be a big

1501
01:06:16,800 --> 01:06:20,000
Speaker 6: teaser for later, but it made me like it's so him,

1502
01:06:20,280 --> 01:06:22,280
Speaker 6: and it made me laugh so hard, and I immediately

1503
01:06:22,320 --> 01:06:25,120
Speaker 6: had fifteen ideas like it's just so good.

1504
01:06:25,240 --> 01:06:27,160
Speaker 5: Oh man, I wish you can tell us after.

1505
01:06:27,400 --> 01:06:32,440
Speaker 2: I'm really I'm on I'm hanging a cliff on the edge.

1506
01:06:34,000 --> 01:06:36,400
Speaker 2: I'm hang lighting. I don't have the right equipment. I'm

1507
01:06:36,440 --> 01:06:38,000
Speaker 2: actually a bit of a panic.

1508
01:06:39,560 --> 01:06:40,800
Speaker 1: We were going to scoop you right up.

1509
01:06:41,000 --> 01:06:44,840
Speaker 5: The second it's really windy. A bird disattacked me.

1510
01:06:46,480 --> 01:06:48,160
Speaker 1: A dirty pigeon just flew low.

1511
01:06:49,000 --> 01:06:51,880
Speaker 6: Look at everything they were like doing everything. Everything's starting

1512
01:06:51,880 --> 01:06:52,840
Speaker 6: to look nice again.

1513
01:06:53,120 --> 01:07:01,480
Speaker 5: Ye those guys. Do you guys get excited about Christmas?

1514
01:07:01,480 --> 01:07:01,640
Speaker 8: Man?

1515
01:07:01,760 --> 01:07:04,920
Speaker 5: You decorate or holidays or I have.

1516
01:07:05,000 --> 01:07:08,240
Speaker 8: A I think a healthy relationship with Christmas. Me too,

1517
01:07:08,320 --> 01:07:11,320
Speaker 8: where I don't get overly excited, but I try to

1518
01:07:11,360 --> 01:07:13,560
Speaker 8: allow myself to get swept up as much as I

1519
01:07:13,600 --> 01:07:16,640
Speaker 8: am able to, because there's so little joy left in

1520
01:07:16,680 --> 01:07:20,240
Speaker 8: this right that, even though Christmas is insane and a

1521
01:07:20,280 --> 01:07:24,600
Speaker 8: totally batshit in crazy consumers holiday, I try to let

1522
01:07:24,640 --> 01:07:26,280
Speaker 8: it make me feel good if it can.

1523
01:07:26,520 --> 01:07:26,800
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1524
01:07:27,000 --> 01:07:30,360
Speaker 8: Yeah, I and my family gets along and we exchange gifts.

1525
01:07:30,400 --> 01:07:31,000
Speaker 8: It's nice.

1526
01:07:31,120 --> 01:07:34,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is nice. I'm excited for it. I enjoy

1527
01:07:34,160 --> 01:07:34,880
Speaker 2: it as well.

1528
01:07:35,000 --> 01:07:35,480
Speaker 5: I love it.

1529
01:07:35,520 --> 01:07:38,280
Speaker 6: There's a man at the end of my sister's street,

1530
01:07:39,040 --> 01:07:41,640
Speaker 6: and the game is always and when I'm up there

1531
01:07:41,640 --> 01:07:44,360
Speaker 6: for Thanksgiving, will he put up his Christmas lights before

1532
01:07:44,400 --> 01:07:48,680
Speaker 6: I leave? Because he does the full on every single

1533
01:07:48,880 --> 01:07:51,960
Speaker 6: like the car, the house we just drove by, where

1534
01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:53,920
Speaker 6: it's like as many things as he can fit on

1535
01:07:54,000 --> 01:07:56,360
Speaker 6: his front lawn and on the front of his house.

1536
01:07:56,160 --> 01:07:58,280
Speaker 1: He puts up. I love that and it all goes

1537
01:07:58,320 --> 01:07:59,320
Speaker 1: with music.

1538
01:07:59,640 --> 01:08:02,400
Speaker 6: And it's like a whole event and it's so fun

1539
01:08:02,800 --> 01:08:04,960
Speaker 6: because my niece has loved it since she was like

1540
01:08:05,040 --> 01:08:05,600
Speaker 6: a baby.

1541
01:08:06,120 --> 01:08:08,040
Speaker 1: So then it's kind of like a weird.

1542
01:08:07,840 --> 01:08:10,200
Speaker 6: Tradition of somebody else doing all the work and then

1543
01:08:10,240 --> 01:08:13,680
Speaker 6: we like drive by. Its right, right, and like stuff

1544
01:08:13,720 --> 01:08:15,320
Speaker 6: like that is my favorite.

1545
01:08:15,360 --> 01:08:18,599
Speaker 8: I really appreciate people like that more and more as

1546
01:08:18,640 --> 01:08:21,080
Speaker 8: I get older, because I learned, like, like I don't

1547
01:08:21,080 --> 01:08:23,960
Speaker 8: put up Christmas lights, so it's like, thank god this

1548
01:08:24,040 --> 01:08:25,000
Speaker 8: guy exists who doesn't.

1549
01:08:25,240 --> 01:08:27,960
Speaker 2: Exactly, I don't do it because I know these guys

1550
01:08:28,000 --> 01:08:29,840
Speaker 2: are going to overdo it and they'll make up for

1551
01:08:30,360 --> 01:08:32,720
Speaker 2: that's the loss of me not doing it, because it

1552
01:08:32,800 --> 01:08:33,400
Speaker 2: is a loss.

1553
01:08:33,920 --> 01:08:35,600
Speaker 1: It's a huge loss. We miss you.

1554
01:08:35,920 --> 01:08:38,360
Speaker 5: Yeah, used to be good. I used to paint windows.

1555
01:08:38,400 --> 01:08:39,680
Speaker 5: I was into the holidays.

1556
01:08:40,000 --> 01:08:40,880
Speaker 1: You're in all of it.

1557
01:08:41,000 --> 01:08:42,240
Speaker 5: I just don't do it anymore.

1558
01:08:42,720 --> 01:08:45,200
Speaker 6: But I think it's also for slightly older people who

1559
01:08:45,320 --> 01:08:47,800
Speaker 6: understand they've been It's for people whose lives have been

1560
01:08:47,840 --> 01:08:49,160
Speaker 6: decimated and then they're.

1561
01:08:48,960 --> 01:08:52,320
Speaker 1: Like, look a string of lights, like we can we

1562
01:08:52,360 --> 01:08:55,800
Speaker 1: can be happy again. And I honestly believe that's what

1563
01:08:55,800 --> 01:08:56,400
Speaker 1: it's all about.

1564
01:08:56,479 --> 01:08:58,200
Speaker 6: It's like, if you're kind of in your life and

1565
01:08:58,240 --> 01:09:00,400
Speaker 6: doing it, you're like, oh shit, it's Christmas.

1566
01:09:00,439 --> 01:09:01,360
Speaker 1: I didn't realize.

1567
01:09:01,640 --> 01:09:03,840
Speaker 6: But if you're like every one of my family's dead,

1568
01:09:04,280 --> 01:09:07,519
Speaker 6: look at this, look at this man.

1569
01:09:07,640 --> 01:09:09,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's on make up for the fact that the

1570
01:09:09,320 --> 01:09:12,080
Speaker 2: house is now empty except for me.

1571
01:09:12,600 --> 01:09:16,200
Speaker 8: I drank hot cocoa last night and it really did

1572
01:09:16,240 --> 01:09:16,920
Speaker 8: something for me.

1573
01:09:20,560 --> 01:09:25,760
Speaker 5: You're like the tank cabit of beverages were in the Starbucks.

1574
01:09:25,800 --> 01:09:29,960
Speaker 8: I put the hot into my point and I got

1575
01:09:29,960 --> 01:09:30,439
Speaker 8: it at.

1576
01:09:32,280 --> 01:09:37,280
Speaker 2: Yes, so much to talk about it, and we're not

1577
01:09:37,320 --> 01:09:38,360
Speaker 2: saving it for later.

1578
01:09:38,800 --> 01:09:45,160
Speaker 5: It's now on the podcast. Yeah, I get excited. I

1579
01:09:45,200 --> 01:09:46,480
Speaker 5: get excited for Christmas.

1580
01:09:46,640 --> 01:09:47,280
Speaker 1: It's the best.

1581
01:09:47,400 --> 01:09:50,120
Speaker 2: There was a street in Austin where people it was

1582
01:09:50,800 --> 01:09:55,120
Speaker 2: the entire street. There wasn't one house that didn't participate

1583
01:09:55,360 --> 01:09:59,920
Speaker 2: in in just like all these houses required extra powers

1584
01:10:00,040 --> 01:10:04,080
Speaker 2: sources and car batteries for like these. A lot of

1585
01:10:04,080 --> 01:10:08,000
Speaker 2: the houses, like in there was a sequence of lights,

1586
01:10:08,040 --> 01:10:10,320
Speaker 2: like a pattern that went across three houses.

1587
01:10:10,760 --> 01:10:12,880
Speaker 5: So they all got together to do this thing.

1588
01:10:13,600 --> 01:10:15,280
Speaker 1: And it was like a nast Muslim.

1589
01:10:15,360 --> 01:10:17,599
Speaker 5: One was Jewish, you'd like to think.

1590
01:10:17,640 --> 01:10:21,320
Speaker 2: So, yeah, it was really pretty cool. It was like

1591
01:10:21,360 --> 01:10:26,120
Speaker 2: watching an animated light show. Yeah, and this was the one,

1592
01:10:26,160 --> 01:10:29,360
Speaker 2: and so everyone there was just so everyone's into it

1593
01:10:29,400 --> 01:10:32,679
Speaker 2: because there was a line of cars always just waiting

1594
01:10:32,680 --> 01:10:33,639
Speaker 2: to see these lights.

1595
01:10:34,240 --> 01:10:37,800
Speaker 6: So it's free and everyone's broke these days, no one

1596
01:10:37,800 --> 01:10:38,920
Speaker 6: can do a bunch of crazy shit.

1597
01:10:39,000 --> 01:10:41,599
Speaker 1: But like if a bunch of people go then it's like, ohkah,

1598
01:10:41,600 --> 01:10:43,559
Speaker 1: I want to do what everybody else is doing. And

1599
01:10:43,600 --> 01:10:46,760
Speaker 1: it really is delightful when things are lit up.

1600
01:10:47,040 --> 01:10:47,599
Speaker 8: It's nice.

1601
01:10:47,800 --> 01:10:48,160
Speaker 5: It is.

1602
01:10:48,640 --> 01:10:50,920
Speaker 8: By the way, we just passed a tanning salon. Isn't

1603
01:10:50,920 --> 01:10:54,080
Speaker 8: that crazy? But that is still happening. We all know.

1604
01:10:56,240 --> 01:10:57,719
Speaker 5: It's not the same color.

1605
01:10:57,960 --> 01:11:00,760
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's what the sun does. They could be doing

1606
01:11:00,840 --> 01:11:05,599
Speaker 8: spray tns versus like like cancer inducing like hot beds

1607
01:11:05,680 --> 01:11:06,160
Speaker 8: or whatever that.

1608
01:11:06,240 --> 01:11:06,880
Speaker 5: I did spray.

1609
01:11:07,040 --> 01:11:10,439
Speaker 2: They still do spray tann and I did the full

1610
01:11:10,760 --> 01:11:14,400
Speaker 2: the darkest you can get It was for a Jersey

1611
01:11:14,439 --> 01:11:19,080
Speaker 2: short character. I was interviewing these guys nice, but they

1612
01:11:19,120 --> 01:11:21,160
Speaker 2: did abs on me and everything.

1613
01:11:21,320 --> 01:11:25,519
Speaker 5: Like I it was really pretty. It felt great. I

1614
01:11:25,600 --> 01:11:27,479
Speaker 5: pulled up my shirt at the end of the segment

1615
01:11:27,520 --> 01:11:28,839
Speaker 5: and everyone was like, man.

1616
01:11:28,720 --> 01:11:32,559
Speaker 2: You got all ripped, and I'm like, no, it's stray tantory,

1617
01:11:33,000 --> 01:11:38,320
Speaker 2: a fraud. It was a stencil of tits and pecs.

1618
01:11:38,120 --> 01:11:44,280
Speaker 6: And this is rated acts.

1619
01:11:46,640 --> 01:11:49,439
Speaker 8: I come on here to have a nice time, drink.

1620
01:11:49,240 --> 01:11:51,240
Speaker 1: Hot cocoa and not talk about your peanuts.

1621
01:11:52,120 --> 01:11:54,919
Speaker 5: Last night, I was really sorry I mentioned the urethral.

1622
01:11:56,280 --> 01:12:00,679
Speaker 5: I really am sorry. I wish I hadn't read it all.

1623
01:12:00,640 --> 01:12:02,840
Speaker 8: But we've referenced so many times since then that you

1624
01:12:02,960 --> 01:12:04,840
Speaker 8: have to leave it in. You can't edit it.

1625
01:12:04,840 --> 01:12:05,440
Speaker 1: Foundational.

1626
01:12:05,680 --> 01:12:06,599
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, it's.

1627
01:12:06,640 --> 01:12:09,960
Speaker 2: Once I start talking about catheters and cameras.

1628
01:12:09,520 --> 01:12:10,799
Speaker 5: You can't get me to stop.

1629
01:12:11,000 --> 01:12:14,760
Speaker 1: Now, do you order your catheters on Team I reuse them.

1630
01:12:15,200 --> 01:12:19,360
Speaker 5: That's not actually how my grandpa died. No, I'm not kidding.

1631
01:12:20,640 --> 01:12:22,040
Speaker 5: I'm sorry.

1632
01:12:22,479 --> 01:12:26,600
Speaker 2: I normally would Jesus normally blurt something like I.

1633
01:12:26,880 --> 01:12:28,720
Speaker 5: Really tainted this episode.

1634
01:12:28,880 --> 01:12:32,240
Speaker 2: It's important to let people know don't reuse these things.

1635
01:12:32,560 --> 01:12:35,160
Speaker 5: You will get an infection point of this episode, you

1636
01:12:35,280 --> 01:12:38,320
Speaker 5: will it's important for your health to always use a

1637
01:12:38,320 --> 01:12:38,840
Speaker 5: new can.

1638
01:12:39,200 --> 01:12:41,559
Speaker 6: And if anybody needs to know it, it's the listeners

1639
01:12:41,600 --> 01:12:46,519
Speaker 6: of Do You Need to Ride? The oldest consort of

1640
01:12:46,960 --> 01:12:48,240
Speaker 6: podcast listeners there is.

1641
01:12:48,320 --> 01:12:51,599
Speaker 2: I'm in my early forties, barely in my forties, and

1642
01:12:51,720 --> 01:12:53,200
Speaker 2: I've needed.

1643
01:12:53,120 --> 01:12:54,400
Speaker 8: You're basically thirty nine.

1644
01:12:56,400 --> 01:12:59,680
Speaker 11: I would say, no one's going to go to the

1645
01:12:59,680 --> 01:13:01,760
Speaker 11: hospital to get cave. If you're gonna have to go

1646
01:13:01,800 --> 01:13:03,400
Speaker 11: to your house, you got to use one of these

1647
01:13:03,680 --> 01:13:07,000
Speaker 11: Wilford Brimley sponsored one eight hundred calf.

1648
01:13:07,080 --> 01:13:09,799
Speaker 8: Have you started a catheter company?

1649
01:13:10,080 --> 01:13:12,280
Speaker 2: Yes, and they're not made a plastic. It's bioed, a

1650
01:13:12,360 --> 01:13:14,160
Speaker 2: grade Will payer catheters and.

1651
01:13:14,200 --> 01:13:16,799
Speaker 1: It saves the turtles. It's called do you Need a Catheter?

1652
01:13:17,320 --> 01:13:18,880
Speaker 1: And that's why we're bringing.

1653
01:13:18,560 --> 01:13:21,400
Speaker 5: It up on this show right now. So far, I've

1654
01:13:21,520 --> 01:13:23,920
Speaker 5: just designed my own. It's a it's a straw. It's

1655
01:13:23,960 --> 01:13:24,960
Speaker 5: a regular straw.

1656
01:13:25,800 --> 01:13:28,680
Speaker 1: It's a starbut straw that other people aren't allowed to use, that.

1657
01:13:28,800 --> 01:13:31,839
Speaker 5: Other people have used. It's a used straw.

1658
01:13:32,439 --> 01:13:36,680
Speaker 1: Gross, sorry, but an unused catheter. That's the key.

1659
01:13:37,320 --> 01:13:39,559
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's yeah, sorry.

1660
01:13:40,080 --> 01:13:42,360
Speaker 8: Across the street from for Rent, anyone in my.

1661
01:13:42,479 --> 01:13:45,040
Speaker 5: Family, who neighbor I need to move?

1662
01:13:45,120 --> 01:13:46,800
Speaker 1: And I'm like knocking on the door. Where do you

1663
01:13:46,840 --> 01:13:48,240
Speaker 1: want to go to lunch? Where do you want to

1664
01:13:48,280 --> 01:13:54,240
Speaker 1: go to dinner? We got to make it happen. I

1665
01:13:54,360 --> 01:13:57,439
Speaker 1: think that was a really long drive, wasn't it?

1666
01:13:57,640 --> 01:13:58,200
Speaker 8: To nowhere?

1667
01:13:58,800 --> 01:14:01,760
Speaker 5: It was great, I mean a good way. We mentioned.

1668
01:14:03,040 --> 01:14:04,080
Speaker 8: Why did we do that.

1669
01:14:05,840 --> 01:14:06,599
Speaker 1: Every time?

1670
01:14:07,040 --> 01:14:08,920
Speaker 2: Even though we didn't actually go to the airport that

1671
01:14:09,080 --> 01:14:11,360
Speaker 2: had everything that doing that provides.

1672
01:14:11,479 --> 01:14:14,080
Speaker 5: We talked about Hawaii, We've talked about flying, We've talked

1673
01:14:14,080 --> 01:14:17,200
Speaker 5: about TSA, we talked about the cat. We talked about

1674
01:14:17,240 --> 01:14:18,280
Speaker 5: the camera in my penis.

1675
01:14:18,720 --> 01:14:20,519
Speaker 8: So you always put people up from the airport.

1676
01:14:20,600 --> 01:14:25,760
Speaker 5: Sometimes we haven't in a while. The airport it has Yeah,

1677
01:14:26,120 --> 01:14:27,200
Speaker 5: now that shared.

1678
01:14:28,520 --> 01:14:33,280
Speaker 6: Burbank Airport, Burbank's Great lax is living hell and we

1679
01:14:33,520 --> 01:14:35,559
Speaker 6: keep this is now season two.

1680
01:14:35,600 --> 01:14:37,160
Speaker 1: You're the second episode of season two.

1681
01:14:37,520 --> 01:14:38,120
Speaker 5: You need to ride.

1682
01:14:38,360 --> 01:14:40,880
Speaker 1: We decided to break it up like that because now

1683
01:14:40,880 --> 01:14:44,120
Speaker 1: we're on the exactly right now. But plug plug.

1684
01:14:44,320 --> 01:14:48,040
Speaker 6: But Yeah, it started to be where the person who

1685
01:14:48,040 --> 01:14:49,960
Speaker 6: would ask for the ride, we would judge them on

1686
01:14:50,200 --> 01:14:52,720
Speaker 6: It would be like are they worth picking up from

1687
01:14:52,720 --> 01:14:55,280
Speaker 6: the airport, because it's like we're not driving out there

1688
01:14:55,320 --> 01:14:56,639
Speaker 6: for just any old middler.

1689
01:14:57,160 --> 01:15:00,720
Speaker 1: It's gonna have to be someone that delivers time or

1690
01:15:00,800 --> 01:15:01,479
Speaker 1: we're not doing it.

1691
01:15:01,680 --> 01:15:04,800
Speaker 8: Someone like what's his name? That actor that would have

1692
01:15:04,840 --> 01:15:07,040
Speaker 8: been a great call back. I remember the name of that.

1693
01:15:09,439 --> 01:15:14,360
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, let's go past, sir, Just just t bone backwards.

1694
01:15:14,439 --> 01:15:16,919
Speaker 5: So am I right as a January fifteenth.

1695
01:15:17,200 --> 01:15:21,040
Speaker 8: January fifteenth on Comedy Central at ten thirty after Drunk History,

1696
01:15:21,400 --> 01:15:23,439
Speaker 8: or find it however you can. I think it'll be

1697
01:15:23,479 --> 01:15:26,360
Speaker 8: on iTunes and Amazon, do whatever you need to do

1698
01:15:26,479 --> 01:15:29,160
Speaker 8: to watch it. Yeah, follow Corn, Yeah, follow me on

1699
01:15:29,280 --> 01:15:32,000
Speaker 8: Instagram at matt Ingabritz. And I'm posting a lot of

1700
01:15:32,040 --> 01:15:33,120
Speaker 8: fun picks these days.

1701
01:15:33,200 --> 01:15:35,000
Speaker 1: What are you posting these days, Matt Well?

1702
01:15:35,080 --> 01:15:37,640
Speaker 8: I got to actually Bridger Wineger gave me a T

1703
01:15:37,800 --> 01:15:40,640
Speaker 8: shirt And on the T shirt it's a red T

1704
01:15:40,760 --> 01:15:43,280
Speaker 8: shirt and white letters. It says, if you have a

1705
01:15:43,360 --> 01:15:47,240
Speaker 8: problem with my badass attitude, call one eight hundred each

1706
01:15:47,360 --> 01:15:52,200
Speaker 8: shites And it's my favorite T shirt now. And I

1707
01:15:52,439 --> 01:15:54,920
Speaker 8: just posted a Hawaii pick of me wearing that T

1708
01:15:55,040 --> 01:15:55,639
Speaker 8: shirt on the beach.

1709
01:15:55,720 --> 01:15:57,800
Speaker 5: Wait were you wearing that shirt when you were going

1710
01:15:57,840 --> 01:15:59,360
Speaker 5: through TSA You.

1711
01:15:59,520 --> 01:16:04,840
Speaker 1: Started like you did it? Oh no, no, it's too late.

1712
01:16:05,880 --> 01:16:07,280
Speaker 1: I don't accept your apology.

1713
01:16:08,400 --> 01:16:09,720
Speaker 8: Well, thank you for having me on guys.

1714
01:16:09,720 --> 01:16:11,559
Speaker 1: Oh my god, thank you so much. It was wonderful.

1715
01:16:11,720 --> 01:16:13,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm very excited. Do you have what are you

1716
01:16:13,439 --> 01:16:17,320
Speaker 2: coming up? Plug anything? Nope, you know you're just relaxing.

1717
01:16:17,720 --> 01:16:24,120
Speaker 1: I'm maxing and relaxed. Christmas, I have so Jesus has risen. No,

1718
01:16:24,280 --> 01:16:36,000
Speaker 1: that's Easter. It's Jesus's birthday. Everybody on Christmas on.

1719
01:16:36,080 --> 01:16:40,759
Speaker 5: Christmas, yeah, two thousand years ago. Yeah, birthday Jesus.

1720
01:16:41,280 --> 01:16:43,639
Speaker 2: And I'm doing I want to mention I'm doing recording

1721
01:16:43,720 --> 01:16:46,920
Speaker 2: as a special on January fifth in Portland, Oregon.

1722
01:16:47,040 --> 01:16:47,360
Speaker 8: Awesome.

1723
01:16:47,560 --> 01:16:48,920
Speaker 1: What place are you're recording up?

1724
01:16:49,280 --> 01:16:50,560
Speaker 5: Mississippi Studios.

1725
01:16:50,720 --> 01:16:51,120
Speaker 1: Awesome.

1726
01:16:51,400 --> 01:16:52,000
Speaker 5: Two shows.

1727
01:16:52,320 --> 01:16:55,000
Speaker 2: That's very cool, and it's important to me. It's the

1728
01:16:55,160 --> 01:16:59,840
Speaker 2: most important, uh comedy set of my life so far.

1729
01:17:00,360 --> 01:17:03,600
Speaker 2: So fly too much pressure.

1730
01:17:03,240 --> 01:17:03,560
Speaker 8: To put on.

1731
01:17:04,400 --> 01:17:05,040
Speaker 5: I'm very.

1732
01:17:07,520 --> 01:17:10,120
Speaker 1: If you don't do this to one of these two

1733
01:17:10,160 --> 01:17:11,559
Speaker 1: shows correctly, it is over.

1734
01:17:11,720 --> 01:17:12,360
Speaker 5: It is the end.

1735
01:17:12,640 --> 01:17:15,600
Speaker 2: It's just going to be a very expensive mistake for

1736
01:17:15,720 --> 01:17:16,920
Speaker 2: me and I know well.

1737
01:17:17,200 --> 01:17:19,040
Speaker 1: But Mississippi Studios is awesome.

1738
01:17:19,400 --> 01:17:20,240
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm excited.

1739
01:17:20,360 --> 01:17:23,000
Speaker 6: It's a cool it's a good spot. Yeah, it's a

1740
01:17:23,040 --> 01:17:26,920
Speaker 6: great town. They are so smart, they know their comedy.

1741
01:17:26,880 --> 01:17:29,800
Speaker 5: And I got good cameras and nice guys operating them.

1742
01:17:30,640 --> 01:17:32,840
Speaker 6: And it's going to be great if you're listening and

1743
01:17:32,920 --> 01:17:35,920
Speaker 6: you're anywhere in the Williamette Valley.

1744
01:17:37,600 --> 01:17:41,000
Speaker 5: Tigered up to bend the dolls.

1745
01:17:43,240 --> 01:17:45,800
Speaker 8: Call know it all, and don't forget to keep an

1746
01:17:45,800 --> 01:17:48,280
Speaker 8: out for Chris's upcoming catheter company.

1747
01:17:48,720 --> 01:17:52,840
Speaker 2: If you are a member of my family, I'm sorry.

1748
01:17:52,880 --> 01:17:53,479
Speaker 5: I so caval.

1749
01:17:53,600 --> 01:17:55,120
Speaker 2: It was in the moment that I brought up the

1750
01:17:55,160 --> 01:17:59,080
Speaker 2: passing of my grandfather. But if you didn't know, just

1751
01:17:59,400 --> 01:18:01,080
Speaker 2: don't use catheters.

1752
01:18:01,520 --> 01:18:03,920
Speaker 1: This is it's almost like the ultimate spoiler.

1753
01:18:04,680 --> 01:18:06,680
Speaker 5: It's not I'm being serious, me.

1754
01:18:06,800 --> 01:18:08,040
Speaker 8: Too, it is.

1755
01:18:08,520 --> 01:18:11,800
Speaker 5: We're also gesturing. It's very big. All of our hands

1756
01:18:11,840 --> 01:18:17,000
Speaker 5: are up. We're all doing Everyone has their tiny orange

1757
01:18:17,040 --> 01:18:17,479
Speaker 5: hands up.

1758
01:18:17,600 --> 01:18:18,200
Speaker 1: Look and listen.

1759
01:18:18,960 --> 01:18:19,679
Speaker 5: This is crazy.

1760
01:18:20,280 --> 01:18:22,559
Speaker 2: But it's hard not to giggle like a fifth grader

1761
01:18:22,560 --> 01:18:24,800
Speaker 2: when you're talking about catheters.

1762
01:18:25,200 --> 01:18:25,599
Speaker 1: That's right.

1763
01:18:25,760 --> 01:18:27,640
Speaker 2: That's why I was laughing, not because I think it's

1764
01:18:27,680 --> 01:18:29,559
Speaker 2: funny when when it's huge.

1765
01:18:29,760 --> 01:18:31,479
Speaker 6: This is the one that Trump does the most that

1766
01:18:31,560 --> 01:18:34,240
Speaker 6: I hate, which is the okay sign pointed at someone

1767
01:18:35,080 --> 01:18:36,280
Speaker 6: he's doing an okay job.

1768
01:18:37,960 --> 01:18:42,559
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm sorry, that's okay.

1769
01:18:42,840 --> 01:18:46,120
Speaker 5: So I think that this is a conclusionary moment. Do it,

1770
01:18:46,280 --> 01:18:49,040
Speaker 5: wrap it. You've been listening to Do you need a ride?

1771
01:18:49,360 --> 01:18:53,479
Speaker 8: D Y N A R I?

1772
01:18:54,880 --> 01:18:56,719
Speaker 1: You want way bad?

1773
01:18:57,520 --> 01:18:58,880
Speaker 8: You? Do you want to be?

1774
01:19:01,520 --> 01:19:02,799
Speaker 1: Doesn't matter how.

1775
01:19:02,760 --> 01:19:06,040
Speaker 3: Much baggage you claim and give us time and a

1776
01:19:07,080 --> 01:19:08,240
Speaker 3: terminol and gay.

1777
01:19:09,720 --> 01:19:13,720
Speaker 4: We want to send you off in style. Do you

1778
01:19:13,960 --> 01:19:18,920
Speaker 4: want to welcome you back home? Tell us all about

1779
01:19:19,120 --> 01:19:20,120
Speaker 4: every scaredter?

1780
01:19:20,360 --> 01:19:23,680
Speaker 1: Was it fine? Malborn?

1781
01:19:39,640 --> 01:19:40,960
Speaker 5: Do you need to ride?

1782
01:19:41,640 --> 01:19:42,920
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

1783
01:19:43,640 --> 01:19:44,880
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?

1784
01:19:45,560 --> 01:19:46,840
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

1785
01:19:47,560 --> 01:19:48,840
Speaker 10: Do you need to ride?

1786
01:19:49,520 --> 01:19:51,320
Speaker 5: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 3: To ride?

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Speaker 8: Do you need

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Speaker 5: With Karen and Chriss