Speaker 1: Sorry. See it's a disease.
Speaker 2: Okay, we gotta start over. Answer.
Speaker 3: If you watch Coffee Time the baby you know the
Speaker 3: name flame, my bro also known as my Roe Flame.
Speaker 3: Come in with last come in with Jim Love lambs. Baby,
Speaker 3: you better catch it when you can drop a knowledge
Speaker 3: from fatherhood to politics. Shout in now comics, it's paying homage.
Speaker 1: What's up? Tip? Yeah?
Speaker 3: You know she rad shy towns. Don't speaking to the
Speaker 3: grown a second year. We're gonna last color and kick
Speaker 3: it in at the end. We leave it with just
Speaker 3: a lifted spirits because you want to revisit. So your
Speaker 3: first take a listen, young folks, so you slip. Oh
Speaker 3: fucking we dig it.
Speaker 4: Good.
Speaker 1: Cain't no fish, do what you do? I cain't no
Speaker 1: this do what you do?
Speaker 4: Can't no this do what I do?
Speaker 2: No. We welcome comedian Slavor ro Oh my god. My
Speaker 2: co host is Edith Bunker today. Jesus take the wheel.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Baby. Bobby Cliffer is on one of her Edith or
Speaker 2: Rose from the Girl's Moments, and I I'm telling you
Speaker 2: she ain't by herself because Trump and Biden both he
Speaker 2: forgetting good God, we ain't got there yet. We'll get
Speaker 2: to there. Welcome to lat this week's episode of Laft Floor,
Speaker 2: Ladies and Gentlemen. Where, Oh my god, the conversation before
Speaker 2: this show. You had to be there, you just had
Speaker 2: the day be there. But you're here now.
Speaker 5: Makes a noise from my co host and beautiful miss Icon'
Speaker 5: miss body Cliff and.
Speaker 2: How you tell how you?
Speaker 1: Then?
Speaker 2: I've been good, TI's I've been pretty good.
Speaker 1: What did you do this weekend?
Speaker 2: This past Friday?
Speaker 5: I was at the Yamaba Theater Sold That with Tiffany
Speaker 5: Hattish and a guy named Andrew Siegel who was very
Speaker 5: funny and my one of my musics, Chris Spencer, who
Speaker 5: was exceptionally funny and gave me a great praise.
Speaker 2: And then listen tomorrow.
Speaker 5: I mean this Friday and said, I'm with Tiffany Hadish
Speaker 5: at the Laugh Actor in Covena. I just got that,
Speaker 5: geek today. But February second and third, we will be
Speaker 5: together taping lastline on the third because I will be
Speaker 5: in Hallan, New York at Comedy and the tickets are
Speaker 5: almost sold out, so please get your tickets.
Speaker 2: And I telling you right now don't bring your cameras.
Speaker 2: But bring your pamples because I'm about to cut up
Speaker 2: put you out over this weekend. So let's get it
Speaker 2: toge out week with both weekends.
Speaker 1: I'm going to double poison double pois fands.
Speaker 2: Oh those boys bands, they look shapely.
Speaker 1: Well, if you ever took a good look at me,
Speaker 1: you'd realize, I am I need a double one.
Speaker 2: Double why Yeah, Bobby always has that. But we want
Speaker 2: to think I produced the mister Hey Aaron and then YID.
Speaker 2: We're gonna get right into it because it's been a week,
Speaker 2: but we're gonna start off with a little with a
Speaker 2: little lightness. What happened by what happened by being the news.
Speaker 1: So what's old is new and what's new is old again.
Speaker 1: John Stewart is returning to The Daily Show as a
Speaker 1: host and is the executive producer. Not a lot of detail,
Speaker 1: but that's I think you keep saying, this is such
Speaker 1: an important year for politics, so I think having somebody
Speaker 1: is razor sharp as him this year. Whether he'll continue
Speaker 1: to do it after I I honestly don't know, but
Speaker 1: I think I think he's the perfect man for the
Speaker 1: job this particular year.
Speaker 2: And I love that they gave so many different people
Speaker 2: opportunities to and that some of them were really good.
Speaker 5: Some of the money careful, but some of them were
Speaker 5: really good. I would have loved to get me a
Speaker 5: taste of that, a bite out of that. But like
Speaker 5: you said, it was old as new.
Speaker 2: Was new as old. Tell that to my ass and
Speaker 2: to my knees. Good God, they got old and stay old.
Speaker 2: I think some Benjamin Buttons used by me.
Speaker 1: I have to stand on my head to get my
Speaker 1: boobs to fall back into place where they were.
Speaker 2: Supposed to God.
Speaker 1: But you know, you never know because when the when
Speaker 1: the announcement came out flaying it said he will be
Speaker 1: a host. It didn't say the host.
Speaker 2: Yeah he's going to be He's so he's going to
Speaker 2: be there once a week, so he won't people, but
Speaker 2: at least they'll know that he will be the common
Speaker 2: balance because he is the middle of the scale, so
Speaker 2: he will be the common balance on there to keep
Speaker 2: it regulated because he's fantastic at that. He is fantastic
Speaker 2: at that job.
Speaker 1: He really is. And I find that he gives me
Speaker 1: a kernel of something every time I listen to him.
Speaker 1: Bill maher too, and I want to go and I
Speaker 1: research it, so he may he gives me a subject
Speaker 1: manager I might not have known, or it gives me,
Speaker 1: gives me a perspective that I might not have felt
Speaker 1: my own way. And I go in and I look
Speaker 1: at it, and sometimes I just stand firm and how
Speaker 1: I believe, but I appreciated their point. And then other
Speaker 1: times I go, yeah, and they got a point. Well.
Speaker 2: I love his ways of explaining things.
Speaker 5: It's without it's with passion, but not emotion because he
Speaker 5: won't get into the personal.
Speaker 2: So I kind of like that.
Speaker 5: I think it's kind of smoothe to stay in the
Speaker 5: middle because then you still always have a relationship with
Speaker 5: all sads. Okay, what else happened by because there was
Speaker 5: something else?
Speaker 1: Okay, there's a couple. There's so well, not so light
Speaker 1: but light but not so light. So Macy's is having layofs.
Speaker 1: You know, with the brick and mortar stores, people not
Speaker 1: shopping in person as much. They are going to be
Speaker 1: laying off about three point five percent for us.
Speaker 2: Wait a minute, that ain't like people are gonna be
Speaker 2: out of a job.
Speaker 1: So here's the good news with Joe Biden. He's got,
Speaker 1: for the love of God, he's got one hundred thousand
Speaker 1: new jobs. Every month, So they might be out of Macy's,
Speaker 1: but they might go and find something else somewhere else.
Speaker 1: The bottom line is they just have to want to work.
Speaker 1: You know, if they want to work, there are some
Speaker 1: jobs out.
Speaker 2: There for them that don't work anymore. Every place I
Speaker 2: have been, especially if they are under thirty five, they
Speaker 2: have the job, but they damn sure don't want to work.
Speaker 2: I see it. Y'all gonna be mad if you want
Speaker 2: to customer service, any kind of service anywhere. Y'all get
Speaker 2: an attitude for me asking you directions that we at
Speaker 2: the train station and you to conductor, and you're mad
Speaker 2: at because I asked you a question, and you'll know.
Speaker 1: Where are we going? Where are we going?
Speaker 2: They don't want to.
Speaker 1: I know it is It is the truth. I feel
Speaker 1: like I remember my mom when she was probably my agent.
Speaker 1: I was younger and she taught and I go, God,
Speaker 1: she sounds so old. And now I'm to the agent.
Speaker 1: I'm like these kids today. I'm saying the same thing
Speaker 1: because they just don't want We've done something wrong. I'm
Speaker 1: actually blaming us, not the kids, because we we we
Speaker 1: made them think they're too good, like there are no
Speaker 1: nobody loses any more.
Speaker 2: I'm not taking I'm not taking any of that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I blame y'all because I used to corner man. I
Speaker 2: only even there. Maybe No, I'm still yeah, okay, next next,
Speaker 2: So the next thing.
Speaker 1: Is you know, and this is a near and dear
Speaker 1: to my heart because I'm choking in it. Joe Biden
Speaker 1: got rid of an additional four point nine billion in
Speaker 1: student loans, wiping them out for seventy four thousand borrowers, so,
Speaker 1: which is terrific. He's got approximately one point seven billion
Speaker 1: of aid that's going to twenty nine thousand who are
Speaker 1: enrolled in that. Remember we were talking about probably three
Speaker 1: or four months ago about that SAVE program. I was
Speaker 1: urging everybody to please go in and just see because
Speaker 1: all you'd waste is the five minutes to apply. So
Speaker 1: he's getting rid of that. He's also getting rid of
Speaker 1: forty three thousand, almost forty four thousand borrowers. Is if
Speaker 1: they've been they have been working ten years in the
Speaker 1: public sector. That's another three point two billion that he's
Speaker 1: going to forgive as far as the dollar amount, So
Speaker 1: he has been unable to fulfill his campaign pledge of
Speaker 1: the ten thousand for everybody, But he's coming in through
Speaker 1: the back door. You know, he's got three point seven
Speaker 1: million Americans and outstanding debt. Even though we had the
Speaker 1: setback with the Supreme Court, he's getting it in there.
Speaker 1: So everybody, when you're voting and when you're talking about
Speaker 1: he's not doing anything. For the love of God, he is.
Speaker 1: It just might not be on your timetable or whatnot,
Speaker 1: but he is doing some of the work.
Speaker 2: Ain't that wrong.
Speaker 5: We're going through the back door it Jill I tried
Speaker 5: to a couple times once, and this what's so sad
Speaker 5: about all of these wonderful things that he is doing,
Speaker 5: especially with these stud loans, because some of these people
Speaker 5: leave college and being dead for the next twenty five
Speaker 5: years so can never live successfully. Is these are the
Speaker 5: stories that are going unreported because all they want to
Speaker 5: talk about is age and how old he is.
Speaker 2: He is doing the job. He is not doing a
Speaker 2: press conference each and every day because he is busy
Speaker 2: working and doing the job, which is what Bobby just said,
Speaker 2: don't just get the job, do the work.
Speaker 5: He's doing the work. Yes, he sees it, but his
Speaker 5: mind is sharp. Good guy. Even if y'all vote for
Speaker 5: the other one. He's older now than Biden was when
Speaker 5: Biden became president. So what is absolutely and he is
Speaker 5: obsessed with calling the wrong names. I'm seeing a little
Speaker 5: slighter early on says I'm just a big girl.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Well, let me tell you you're not the only one
Speaker 1: that said it. I mean, there is a little something.
Speaker 1: There is a little something. I figured we talk about
Speaker 1: it during the election. But he kept going on. He
Speaker 1: was trying to downplay Nicky Haley, and he kept talking
Speaker 1: about or not Nicky Haley. He wanted, he wanted it
Speaker 1: to be Nancy Pelosi, but he kept I know, and
Speaker 1: not once because we all make that slept. You know,
Speaker 1: you hit a certain age. I think it's actually forty,
Speaker 1: and you start because you you got too much. You're
Speaker 1: weighing on your mind. You've got too much stuff that
Speaker 1: you're trying to balance. But he didn't say it once.
Speaker 1: He said it about eight times over a five minute period.
Speaker 1: He got the wrong name each and every time. So
Speaker 1: in the bottom line is, folks, Joe's old, So get
Speaker 1: over it. He's the option that we have. He's getting
Speaker 1: the work done. His mind as sharp as attack. His
Speaker 1: body's just gotten a little frailer. I don't think that
Speaker 1: anybody is meant at the age of eighty one or
Speaker 1: seventy eight when he first went in right to be
Speaker 1: working sixteen hour days. It's going to take a bit
Speaker 1: of a toll on you. So he might cleeve out,
Speaker 1: might go out looking like the cryptkeeper. But as long
Speaker 1: as his mind is sharp. Everybody ages differently. Some people
Speaker 1: look at Betty White, she was reading scripts up unto
Speaker 1: the age of ninety five, where my aunt, God bless
Speaker 1: her eighty one, and she didn't know her name, my
Speaker 1: name anybody, by the way, we had the same name.
Speaker 1: So everybody ages differently.
Speaker 2: It is oh my god. He I don't care about
Speaker 2: his age. Right now, he is not feeble. He is
Speaker 2: still able to move.
Speaker 5: And again, like you said, he is our option because
Speaker 5: the other one has pretty much laid out a blueprint
Speaker 5: of what his plan is. They want, And I don't
Speaker 5: know if you guys are listening to it or playing
Speaker 5: attention to it, because everybody is so fascinated about whatever
Speaker 5: kind of hypnosis they got over y'all, because I don't
Speaker 5: understand it, not one bit. I do not, because please
Speaker 5: tell me every time y'all keep talking about what he
Speaker 5: has done. What has he done politically? I sat up
Speaker 5: for the one percent to say the big tax breaks.
Speaker 5: Please tell me what he has done for the common man,
Speaker 5: because I'm waiting to hear it, because y'all he inviting
Speaker 5: about and we are inviting about the border patrol, and
Speaker 5: we all have an issue with that.
Speaker 2: But the border patrol didn't start on Biden's watch. The
Speaker 2: last administration said he ran off, I'm building a wall,
Speaker 2: and I'm going to have Mexico pay for it. That
Speaker 2: wall was six feet tall. The Mexican's got a ladder
Speaker 2: that was seven feet and then built the tarto and
Speaker 2: the only one a mile and a half. They walked
Speaker 2: two miles and went right past that damn fishing. So
Speaker 2: where is that at.
Speaker 5: It's so much that that Biden inherited from the last
Speaker 5: administration that was not good.
Speaker 2: That he's still on the clean up. But nobody wants
Speaker 2: to give him time. Nobody wants They.
Speaker 1: Just I don't know what.
Speaker 5: It's like a it's like a power struggle. He I
Speaker 5: don't know, like a voodoo he has over people. Boy,
Speaker 5: it's really oh.
Speaker 1: Trump, I don't understand it is that. It absolutely is
Speaker 1: the truth. I don't. I don't understand what type of
Speaker 1: hold he's got to hold over some people. My god,
Speaker 1: we were going to get to this after, but what
Speaker 1: the hell, will hit it now and we'll move down
Speaker 1: the subjects. As far as the election, I was watching,
Speaker 1: so we know that yesterday was it was the New
Speaker 1: Hampshire primary. We know that Trump won by fifty five percent.
Speaker 1: I believe it was fifty five points something. And Haley
Speaker 1: was like ten or eleven under She really at this
Speaker 1: point should be bowing out, but she's going to stay in.
Speaker 1: She said, there are a lot of other states. She's
Speaker 1: not a quitter. Bless her heart. During his speech, he
Speaker 1: had to knock her down. She had a horrible night.
Speaker 1: She did not have a horrible night. She did better
Speaker 1: than they thought she was going to do. She had
Speaker 1: a fancy dress, and then he was picking on the
Speaker 1: dress like he was some schoolyard bully that he didn't
Speaker 1: like her dress. Maybe he wanted it, maybe you've got
Speaker 1: competition claim. But Tim Scotts was standing behind him with
Speaker 1: this ridiculous, big toothed grin, and he should be ashamed
Speaker 1: of himself. He was put in office or nominated by
Speaker 1: Nikki Haley absolutely no loyalty there, and there is no loyalty,
Speaker 1: it seems like in Washington, even on her side, and
Speaker 1: then tells Trump publicly, I love you. Ah. I mean
Speaker 1: it's discussing him and Vivic Ramaswami. I think each one
Speaker 1: take their own butt cheek to hold up.
Speaker 2: Baby. I love the fact that you're seeing that about
Speaker 2: this guy. You're a full own white woman and you
Speaker 2: discussed the bad I was reposed by that myself. But
Speaker 2: that shows to me that Trump sees that you have
Speaker 2: no loyalty to anybody. So why would I think that
Speaker 2: you have loyalty to me? Because he got already got
Speaker 2: burned according to him by Mike Pitts. But Mike Pence
Speaker 2: followed the constitution. And thank you that Mike Pence had
Speaker 2: a conscious and lead followed the Constitution, or I don't
Speaker 2: know where we would be right now.
Speaker 5: Secondly, he wants to see everybody on everybody. I've watched
Speaker 5: his so called success speech, and you're right, he just
Speaker 5: he just out of sorts. Black people don't see Tim Scott,
Speaker 5: but we understand who exactly who he is. As black people,
Speaker 5: we do, we do white people, and every nationality has
Speaker 5: their Tim Scott they do. Yes, every nationality has their listen.
Speaker 5: We all got one of those or a few of those.
Speaker 5: But what we're going to do. I do not believe
Speaker 5: they Trump is going to appoint him to be his
Speaker 5: VP simply because he has showed his disloyalty publicly towards
Speaker 5: Nikki Hayley.
Speaker 2: So why wouldn't I think that you would do that
Speaker 2: to me.
Speaker 5: I believe that it will be the big Robert Swami
Speaker 5: because he is as thirsty as a dry desert and
Speaker 5: he will do anything for some shine anything.
Speaker 2: So if Trump tell him to shine, he will shine.
Speaker 2: That's why I believe He's going to probably pick him
Speaker 2: because he needs one that no matter what it goes down,
Speaker 2: because if he loses, it's going to be they cheated.
Speaker 2: If he wins, it's going to be outrageous and we
Speaker 2: are doomed either way because if he lose, absolutely, if
Speaker 2: we thought January sixth or something and be ready, if
Speaker 2: he wins, people will be more embold than to show pure,
Speaker 2: out unadulterated hate and racism towards another people just because
Speaker 2: they have a different skin color, because those are the
Speaker 2: seeds that they have planted.
Speaker 1: It won't even make a difference from him. If it's
Speaker 1: a different skin color, they're just gonna hate if you
Speaker 1: have any I mean, I won't even put political signs
Speaker 1: in my front yard this time, and I did for Biden.
Speaker 1: I won't do it again because you don't know what
Speaker 1: type of he'll build. Whack job, because that seems like
Speaker 1: the people that really come out for him, God bless them.
Speaker 1: You don't know who's going to be throwing a rock
Speaker 1: at you as you're coming out of your house. You
Speaker 1: know who Tim Scott reminds me of. And this might
Speaker 1: not resonate with everybody because I think you have to
Speaker 1: be of a certain age. Although it was before you
Speaker 1: were in my time, but we certainly watched Leave It
Speaker 1: to Beaver reruns. He reminds me of the black Eddie Haskell.
Speaker 2: He ain't got to be back. It was just Eddie
Speaker 2: has Schrew. You're right about the.
Speaker 1: Say that, but I didn't want people going huh. But
Speaker 1: that's what he reminds me of, just a big kiss ass,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 5: Like, well, whatever power Trump has over people, it's a
Speaker 5: whole lot of them.
Speaker 2: You and I discussed this earlier.
Speaker 5: There was that there's a young Savay reporter of CNN
Speaker 5: Black gad handsome too.
Speaker 2: He just came with the come on the other night.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I cannot remember this young man's name.
Speaker 1: I can't either, But he.
Speaker 5: Really broke it down to say that he was hoping
Speaker 5: that they could pick his brain because he don't even understand.
Speaker 2: It's like a oh my god, it's almost like hypnotic.
Speaker 2: It is that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he said he wants to study the book the
Speaker 1: Mental Health, like all the mental book, like the way
Speaker 1: he the psyche Book of Trump, because he wants to
Speaker 1: know how he gets the power. He said, you know,
Speaker 1: he makes men, generals, other people in his cabinet bend
Speaker 1: to his will. How in the world is he doing it?
Speaker 1: I don't know. He was really well spoken to, and
Speaker 1: I liked he kept it simple. I liked his soul.
Speaker 2: That was he.
Speaker 1: They had a sand and clickbait like, you know, a
Speaker 1: little clip, but the entire interview was actually very good.
Speaker 1: I really liked him, But for the life of me,
Speaker 1: I didn't like him enough to pay attention to his name.
Speaker 1: I'm little embarrassed.
Speaker 2: But he was bestause they hit twelve other headlands going
Speaker 2: past you trying to look and listen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I'm a certain age. I pay attention.
Speaker 2: Y'all know I can't multi task. I'm getting it look
Speaker 2: early around over here.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, yeah, I got a little a d D.
Speaker 1: I do think that Trump he's going to try and
Speaker 1: be a little bit savvier than I think he was
Speaker 1: trying with Pence, was trying to get like the evangelical,
Speaker 1: uh you know side, because they have there are a
Speaker 1: lot of Republicans out there and they have a huge
Speaker 1: voting impact. I think he's going to either pick a
Speaker 1: black me on so that would be Tim Scott. I
Speaker 1: don't know who else it could be, or a woman,
Speaker 1: but he doesn't respect a woman. But I think he's
Speaker 1: going to be looking for more of a diverse.
Speaker 5: Vote, respect anyone period. Yeah, children, good gud. I would
Speaker 5: love to see how he talks to it.
Speaker 1: I don't think he necessarily talks, so I don't know
Speaker 1: if it's going to be a Sarah Howkabi Sanders or
Speaker 1: that a Lease Is it Stephanic, you know, or a
Speaker 1: Tim Scott or of a vet not.
Speaker 2: The lady from Arizona though, definitely, Oh my god, Oh yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're thinking whom Marjorie not marriage with Jayla Green.
Speaker 2: You're not talking about her Arizona anyway.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, no, Oh my god, I's like totally blanked
Speaker 1: on her name.
Speaker 2: She is him with JJ good god, yeah she is.
Speaker 1: I mean she she does wear a pants suit though,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's going to drive me absolutely crazy.
Speaker 5: I do believe he will pick the big Ramaswan because
Speaker 5: he needs somebody who would do everything that he says
Speaker 5: to do, whether it's legal or not.
Speaker 2: And yeah, yeah, I heard what he said.
Speaker 5: He does not get mad, he gets even first day
Speaker 5: he says he wants a dictatorship.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, no, and yeah, and what's going to happen, people,
Speaker 1: So it's not going to just be it's not going
Speaker 1: to just be a dictator sheep. It's going to be
Speaker 1: that he's going to, like uh we talked about earlier.
Speaker 1: He's going to be a person that wants wishes that
Speaker 1: usually he's gonna want all of the wishes from the genie.
Speaker 1: He's gonna wipe out that constitution. He's gonna totally erase
Speaker 1: it so that we are it doesn't come in play anymore,
Speaker 1: so he can continue to be that dictator that he
Speaker 1: really wants to really wants to bake.
Speaker 5: Damn sure, gonna get rid of Obamacare. So for all
Speaker 5: you he'll abilities that think that you're on the Affordable
Speaker 5: Care Act baby, that is Obamacare. So while you are
Speaker 5: you running and doing this. And I'm not gonna just
Speaker 5: talk to the hill bilities that live in the hills.
Speaker 5: I'm talking to ones that live in because you just
Speaker 5: because you live grand and you got an IVY league,
Speaker 5: don't make you not be a he'll billy baby.
Speaker 1: No, And we say that with love. I mean, I
Speaker 1: mean lower income is what we're Yeah, the white.
Speaker 2: I ain't talking about lower income. I'm talking about he'll billy.
Speaker 2: It's a lot of people that act like you, Bill.
Speaker 2: They can be rich and they still kind of because
Speaker 2: I'm telling you right now, some of y'all ain't gonna
Speaker 2: pay attention to what is going on. But he's gonna
Speaker 2: do more damage to y'all than that. You just don't
Speaker 2: know that.
Speaker 1: They're off to South Carolina, you know, the Palmetto State.
Speaker 2: So that that's now that she was the government of
Speaker 2: that state. But according to statistics, which ain't always right,
Speaker 2: they that he's been faring better than her. But in
Speaker 2: her own home state.
Speaker 1: Well they are because they're real. So she needed new
Speaker 1: Hampshire because Nan New Hampshire had more independence and they
Speaker 1: were hoping to God that she was going to gather
Speaker 1: up that you know that that sector, they're more real
Speaker 1: left Republicans and in South Carolina and that is not
Speaker 1: her wheelhouse. So uh, we'll we'll see how she does.
Speaker 1: She's so far she's not anticipated to win. Now, South
Speaker 1: Carolina really helped President Biden the last time, so you
Speaker 1: know he's been off he went already. This is the
Speaker 1: second time I think this month. So he is he
Speaker 1: is off to South Carolina to see if he can
Speaker 1: work with them and work with the black voters.
Speaker 2: Come back, come back, come back by me, come back.
Speaker 2: Good God, she's on a change. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So yeah, so that's what that's what we'll say.
Speaker 2: Well, here's the thing with ninety one federally charges hanging
Speaker 2: president charges.
Speaker 5: Hanging over this, this former president's hang it. Some states
Speaker 5: wanted to take him, remove him from the ballot. If
Speaker 5: he has to finally step conceive or step away from that,
Speaker 5: wouldn't She automatically says she's the only one in the
Speaker 5: race to become the only candidate.
Speaker 1: That's what I cut. So you just said something that
Speaker 1: I've been really it's a it's another thing that's kind
Speaker 1: of keeping me up at night.
Speaker 2: You can't drop back in, that's it.
Speaker 1: So what happens, But then if she's if she can't
Speaker 1: keep up, like you know, her backer stock coming down,
Speaker 1: and she starts losing her money and she can't continues
Speaker 1: the she can't continued the fight, right, and she drops out.
Speaker 1: And then he let's protect pretend excuse me that one
Speaker 1: of these indictments it does lead to something, and there's
Speaker 1: actually charges. Where do they go, Like, do you go
Speaker 1: to her? Do you go back and say, well, she
Speaker 1: was the last one in the race. I mean, he's
Speaker 1: already well, that's it, that's it. He's already threatening to
Speaker 1: So you know, the other thing that we've all been
Speaker 1: talking about is there are a number of states that
Speaker 1: are trying to take him off the ballot because they
Speaker 1: believe an amendment, the fourteenth Amendment, Section three, and so
Speaker 1: the Supreme Court had a couple of weeks ago agreed
Speaker 1: to hear that case. But he's almost threatening them, telling
Speaker 1: them is going to be chaos and bedlam if states
Speaker 1: are allowed to bar him or remove him from the
Speaker 1: twenty twenty four for a ballot.
Speaker 2: So wasn't it just another dog? Was so that he
Speaker 2: did on January sixth? It is so?
Speaker 1: And if they because in all of these cases that
Speaker 1: he's had, he's getting in trouble with the judges because
Speaker 1: he can't seemed to keep his lips sipped. So if
Speaker 1: the Supreme Court takes this as any type of threat,
Speaker 1: like I don't know, I don't what do they do
Speaker 1: if if all of their can't do it, If he's
Speaker 1: the only he's the lost man standing and there's nobody else.
Speaker 1: I would love for somebody. Nobody's been talking about that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, because nobody wants to say that he's not
Speaker 5: going to make it. So everybody walk around on age shields.
Speaker 5: I want to get out of that. I'm catching gays
Speaker 5: talking about it.
Speaker 1: Okay, Immigration, the razor wires, we know, thank god has
Speaker 1: come down.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: Immigration, we've been talking about it so much. So this
Speaker 1: is the other thing that I that I struggle with.
Speaker 1: So on day one of President Biden being in office,
Speaker 1: literally the first day, he already had a bill that
Speaker 1: was all put together and he put it for he
Speaker 1: put it forward forward to Congress on immigration, I honestly
Speaker 1: don't know. I have read the website, and I was
Speaker 1: hoping that they would say, like, literally, he wants forty
Speaker 1: billion dollars. He wants you know, it's sort of a
Speaker 1: little bit bigger. He's looking for more citizenship for people
Speaker 1: who actually can be vetted. I know that he's looking
Speaker 1: for a better infrastructure right there on the borderlines, like
Speaker 1: more judges and right because the judge can say nope,
Speaker 1: you can't come in and literally put them back on
Speaker 1: a plane, not to put them back into Mexico, put
Speaker 1: them on a plane and get them back to where
Speaker 1: they came from. So they're not hanging around and talking
Speaker 1: about that inferior wall, just coming in the other side
Speaker 1: of it. So naturally, because we're in this political US
Speaker 1: and them problem that we're in, I want to know why.
Speaker 1: And so the other side, the Republicans don't even want
Speaker 1: to look at this for whatever reason. Maybe they think
Speaker 1: there's too much money. Why can't they They're supposed to
Speaker 1: all be working for the people. Why in the world
Speaker 1: are they not using it as a first step, I'm
Speaker 1: sure Biden, just like Obamacare. President Obama didn't love Obamacare.
Speaker 1: It's when he could get past. Why aren't they Why
Speaker 1: aren't they dusting it off, looking at it and say, Okay,
Speaker 1: we like this piece, this piece and this piece, and
Speaker 1: we got to there's no compromise. Nothing's happening. Instead, everybody's
Speaker 1: just screaming that something has to happen and leading these
Speaker 1: poor guards on the line for sixteen hours.
Speaker 2: Oh, I was waiting on you say it's a podcast
Speaker 2: that phone conversation. Good God, Jesus, good Lord. But I
Speaker 2: have no idea.
Speaker 5: It's so many things that I'm being missed publicly because
Speaker 5: I think everybody is truly worried. I think people are
Speaker 5: bonafide afraid of the aftermath of another four years of Trump,
Speaker 5: or if it's four years. I think people are because
Speaker 5: he has put out there to be afraid. He made it,
Speaker 5: he said. I don't get mad, I get even. So
Speaker 5: he has put out right what he is planning on doing.
Speaker 5: So if you cross him in any kind of way,
Speaker 5: you are increased without a powder one.
Speaker 2: So I don't know what. I don't know what people want.
Speaker 2: But here again, is he the crazy one?
Speaker 5: Or is the people that allow him to get away
Speaker 5: with everything that he gets away with, including judges and
Speaker 5: everybody else, Are they the crazy one?
Speaker 2: That's what I think.
Speaker 1: I think it's a fifty to fifty hunting. I think.
Speaker 1: I think everybody's a little culpable. I'm really disappointed with
Speaker 1: us as citizens is the people who are because I'm
Speaker 1: not going to say Republicans, because it's not he's got
Speaker 1: a base of either thirty percent or forty percent of
Speaker 1: the Republicans. They are listening to everything he says. So
Speaker 1: when he said to repeat what you had just said
Speaker 1: that he doesn't get mad, he gets even They're going, yeah,
Speaker 1: like that's great. And the rest the rest of us
Speaker 1: are all looking and saying that's a threat. But for
Speaker 1: some reason they're not seeing it the same way. Why
Speaker 1: they're not voting him out. I'm so disappointed that he's
Speaker 1: back where that we have allowed him, as the American people,
Speaker 1: to be back in any that close to the power
Speaker 1: that next November can be, This November can bring.
Speaker 5: The volumes for the way for the status of America.
Speaker 5: It's so loud that it's deafiniting. It is so loud
Speaker 5: that it's definitely I agree.
Speaker 1: I think we're in We talked about this earlier offline.
Speaker 1: I think we're in this reality star TV social media
Speaker 1: world where there are keyboard gangsters and the like and
Speaker 1: we like to we like what we see. We think
Speaker 1: this is terrific. I think if this guy ever ran
Speaker 1: in the forties, fifties, sixties or seventies, nobody would even
Speaker 1: speak to him. You know, this is deplorable the way
Speaker 1: that he that he handles himself.
Speaker 2: But we like this behavior. Yeah, yeah, well we're in
Speaker 2: a different time. The girl, let's get off of this
Speaker 2: because that's what okay done, I got too okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: And I.
Speaker 1: Don't want no guess coming through coming through the phone.
Speaker 1: I don't like that. So just as a little it's
Speaker 1: kind of hard to believe. Forty years ago Apple the
Speaker 1: first mac Macintosh was out for twenty five hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine? I wanted to look up, but I
Speaker 1: didn't have the time what the average pay was. That
Speaker 1: had to be like months worth of salary for a man.
Speaker 1: You know, forty years ago.
Speaker 2: Apple has been making all the money since Apple started.
Speaker 2: A good guy, can we come up with some bananas
Speaker 2: with some cheerries please? I think I bought some cheerries.
Speaker 2: I paused today because somebody got me at the gas station.
Speaker 2: I heard you front.
Speaker 5: That is great, that is listen, Steve Jobs and he
Speaker 5: rest in peace. And the and what's his name, Bill Gates,
Speaker 5: they came over. They just I don't know, some people
Speaker 5: just know or have an eye for the future. Now
Speaker 5: back then, because I wouldn't follow nothing that VG is
Speaker 5: doing right now at all. I have no trust for him.
Speaker 5: But back then they had they saw something and them
Speaker 5: two college boys did that. And look how successful they are,
Speaker 5: Like Bill Gates is one of, if not the richest,
Speaker 5: like he number won two or three of the richest
Speaker 5: people in the world.
Speaker 1: In college boys. True, but college dropouts. You know, they
Speaker 1: dropped out and kept moving, you know they and they
Speaker 1: did it. They did it. They were so smart to
Speaker 1: begin with that they were even able to do this stuff.
Speaker 1: So I don't know, they probably could have taught the
Speaker 1: classes never mind, but really impressive. But really, but I
Speaker 1: saw that and I went, ah, did you see the
Speaker 1: Academy Awards. Jimmy Kimble is going to be doing it
Speaker 1: again for the fourth time.
Speaker 5: I did see that. By because if you know that,
Speaker 5: it is the dream of man. I would love to
Speaker 5: host the Carry Awards. I know y'all't I'm not a
Speaker 5: y'all radar, but I promise you it'd be a night
Speaker 5: that it'd be.
Speaker 2: Look, I know we got another night wing I'll never forget,
Speaker 2: but but my night would be a bit in a good,
Speaker 2: better way. It'll be in a positive, fun way. It'd
Speaker 2: be a night to remember. It started with their wardrobe
Speaker 2: change alone.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that would be a start call. I
Speaker 1: would love to even see you. We were talking with
Speaker 1: the last awards and I would have liked to see
Speaker 1: you with the host. I'd love to see you and
Speaker 1: Jimmy Kimmel go back and forth. I think that would
Speaker 1: be a whole lot of fun.
Speaker 2: Yeah, great banter.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love the band because he's great at banter, right, So,
Speaker 1: and he's really he's raisor sharp like you are, Like
Speaker 1: he just comes out with it. So I love that
Speaker 1: as well. Uh but but hey, I don't there isn't
Speaker 1: a movie. I have to tell you. I've been starting
Speaker 1: to feel like super old. There isn't a movie out
Speaker 1: there though that I really even know. I never saw Oppenheimer.
Speaker 1: Did you have a watch it?
Speaker 2: I want to know. But I want to see The
Speaker 2: Flower Moon, And I had said I wanted to see
Speaker 2: that anyway because Robert de Niro is in it, and
Speaker 2: I loved period.
Speaker 5: The one my favorite Robert de Niro is taxing texta.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, Oh my god, Oh my god. I
Speaker 5: just I wanted him just to choke me out. Let
Speaker 5: me just I just wanted him to choke me out.
Speaker 1: You are so funny. Also, it's actually got to be
Speaker 1: come into the elections and something, ladies, we really have
Speaker 1: to be working for. Is you know, fifty one years
Speaker 1: ago this week was Roby Wade. You know it was,
Speaker 1: it was put into action, and we really have to
Speaker 1: we really have to, you know, bring that back.
Speaker 5: And as much as they want to be so sexist
Speaker 5: in this country and so petrified by a woman being
Speaker 5: the president, here's a killer right here. Women are going
Speaker 5: to have to save this election. Women are going to
Speaker 5: have to save the democracy simply because I think there's
Speaker 5: a more women than me and in the world and
Speaker 5: especially in the free world because so many people are imprisoning.
Speaker 5: But women are going to really have the band together
Speaker 5: and save this democracy. And ladies, I'm not I'm a
Speaker 5: trans woman. I'm not a biological woman. But for all
Speaker 5: of the everybody has the met too movement, and you
Speaker 5: are so offended in somebody called you, sweetheart, a baby.
Speaker 5: This man has lady said what he can do to
Speaker 5: y'all and get away with it, and has done it
Speaker 5: and got away with it.
Speaker 2: But y'all voting for him, So it makes me question
Speaker 2: my womanhood but yours.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we've got to do something. I mean, we've said
Speaker 1: it a thousand times. Please vote, vote, vote vote something.
Speaker 1: Not so not so it's happy as far as we
Speaker 1: know who they are. Now that they did find the
Speaker 1: body of the two Navy seals, one of them right
Speaker 1: here from Massachusetts, so our hearts go out to their families.
Speaker 1: They're doing their job, and the one here from mass
Speaker 1: was trying to save the other one.
Speaker 2: And those are really bad asses. They had trained for
Speaker 2: almost everything, so they were Oh my god, that was
Speaker 2: because they were fighters. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: But you don't know, because we'll never know the circumstances,
Speaker 1: So you don't know. If there was a rip current,
Speaker 1: you know, nobody can. You could be the best, the
Speaker 1: best swimmer in the entire universe. If a ripcoming comes,
Speaker 1: it's really you can get out of it. But if
Speaker 1: in the ocean, I don't know, Like in the middle
Speaker 1: of the ocean, I know what it's like. When you're
Speaker 1: on the edge. They sleep, you know, swim to the side.
Speaker 1: But I don't you have no idea. You don't know
Speaker 1: if it was a motor that was God knows. But
Speaker 1: unfortunately they both they both drown and they have families.
Speaker 5: I'm they found because it's one thing, that's another thing
Speaker 5: to never have that closure. So you always wonder what
Speaker 5: happened with the body. Speaking of uh, since we're on
Speaker 5: the subject, we lost.
Speaker 2: Derek.
Speaker 5: If it was a Derek King, Martin Luther King's son,
Speaker 5: may he rest in peace because and from prostate cancer.
Speaker 2: And we have talked about that. Yes, I can. I
Speaker 2: forget that.
Speaker 1: That's how because when you said Derek, I'm like, I think.
Speaker 2: It was, but I don't know.
Speaker 5: I got mister King one, Martin Luther King. She was
Speaker 5: just sixty two years old. Men of color, men period, women,
Speaker 5: get your well.
Speaker 2: Women. Women can't get there. You don't have a prostate,
Speaker 2: but you had to get a ques you could, you
Speaker 2: could go and get your well. I'm a trans woman.
Speaker 2: Please get your coloring.
Speaker 5: Get your prostate exam done from the age of forty
Speaker 5: of them, especially if you are people color. Because y'all know,
Speaker 5: we like our spicy foods and we like different things
Speaker 5: that don't always agree with the body, and sometimes it
Speaker 5: seems to.
Speaker 2: Move a little faster than us. It is not what
Speaker 2: you think. It can be a little invasive work.
Speaker 5: The worst part of it is the preparation before you
Speaker 5: have the procedure because you have to, you know, visit
Speaker 5: the restroom so many times in the day.
Speaker 2: But out.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but when you prostate, if you that's what you
Speaker 5: get the codasky for to make sure you don't have cancer,
Speaker 5: polict and everything in your rectum. Yeah, but when you
Speaker 5: have a prostate, and you'll know when you start having
Speaker 5: prostatect issues because your your your p flowist your p
Speaker 5: flow is different, your orgasm is different. You sometimes suffer
Speaker 5: from ED and so you'll notice that in your body.
Speaker 5: And then you always think that it's food, but sometimes
Speaker 5: it's something else. Don't be afraid to go to the doctor.
Speaker 5: Your body is your own machine. And the older you
Speaker 5: get you better take care of because once it goes,
Speaker 5: it goes. But get it done because and then when
Speaker 5: you so many of us found out in the last stage.
Speaker 5: I don't know if he found out in the last
Speaker 5: stage or if he suffered for it, but once you
Speaker 5: found out in stage four, you there's nothing doctors can
Speaker 5: do you toast. I hate to say it like that.
Speaker 2: What is the truth? Sad?
Speaker 1: It's sad stuff. I'm glad that his mom wasn't that
Speaker 1: his mom wasn't around, because I think it's so hard
Speaker 1: to lose a child. So God bless their family. They've
Speaker 1: had so much tragedy as it is.
Speaker 5: Yeah, fellows, get your prostate exam done. Any bad as
Speaker 5: you think, just take a shower before you go to
Speaker 5: the doctor.
Speaker 2: I wanted to allow that. Okay, what were we going about?
Speaker 1: So now they're just a couple of pieces. I don't
Speaker 1: know a lot about this one. It may if you've
Speaker 1: heard any of anything, chime in. There's a a jail
Speaker 1: break in Arkansas. Two guys, uh Noah Roche and uh
Speaker 1: ay Tonia Bryant, we're missing from the dub Brazil Adult
Speaker 1: Detention Center, So keep your eyes out if you're an
Speaker 1: Arkansas people. But I don't know. I don't know what
Speaker 1: they're been.
Speaker 2: It's been quite a few jail breaks.
Speaker 5: It truly makes me feel like, right, somebody has to
Speaker 5: be on the instant helping these people get out because
Speaker 5: the jails are privatized and they're so secure. But again,
Speaker 5: that might be what we said at the top of
Speaker 5: the show, lack of people wanted to work. Because you've
Speaker 5: got the job does not mean that you want to
Speaker 5: do the job.
Speaker 1: No, it doesn't mean that, yeah, that they're they're fully staffed.
Speaker 1: It absolutely might. It was like the Border Patrol. They
Speaker 1: had some gents on there that were saying they're doing
Speaker 1: sixteen hour shifts like the money they need the money.
Speaker 1: So same thing. Especially, I know they're privatizing because it's
Speaker 1: which seems crazy because it's for profit. I don't think
Speaker 1: they get the same care as if the state was
Speaker 1: doing it themselves. But anyway, I look out people, I
Speaker 1: can't believe that we have another jail break. You never
Speaker 1: used to hear about them. Now you have people like
Speaker 1: Spider Man climbing up the walls.
Speaker 2: For the love of God, somebody paying somebody from the
Speaker 2: outside looking at somebody is getting paid for what they
Speaker 2: are all little money, honest to God.
Speaker 1: Well, hopefully they'll they'll figure it out. But as of
Speaker 1: nine this morning, when I had looked at this article,
Speaker 1: they hadn't found them yet. Somebody that they yeah, absolutely
Speaker 1: that they did find guilty was the member Caitlyn Gillis.
Speaker 1: She was the girl that pulled it into the wrong driveway,
Speaker 1: and this sixty five year old guy, Kevin Monaghan shot her.
Speaker 1: It was an upstate New York I believe. And they
Speaker 1: found him guilty, thank god. So it's not going to
Speaker 1: bring her back, but at least he's not he's not
Speaker 1: getting off.
Speaker 2: And ladies and gentlemen, if you're not familiar with this story,
Speaker 2: that was white or white, because he was white, so
Speaker 2: was she. I'm telling you to me that that yes,
Speaker 2: it's justice, and we want to see justice. A mad
Speaker 2: about the color because somebody still lost their life, but
Speaker 2: I love that they showed that. You know what, at
Speaker 2: least we're trying to be fair in some for instances,
Speaker 2: because he deserved exactly that, just for making mistake and
Speaker 2: pulling the driveway.
Speaker 5: That is commonplace, do you know. I mean different people
Speaker 5: driveways I turned into, or so many other people have.
Speaker 5: And now you're doing to run the risk of thinking
Speaker 5: you're gonna get your blames grew out.
Speaker 2: That is crazy.
Speaker 5: That is absolutely ludicrous. Yeah, tell you how bad we
Speaker 5: are right now. So I was seeing the cal Rittenhouse.
Speaker 2: I remember the little boy whose mother drove him across
Speaker 2: the state land because he wanted to be part of.
Speaker 5: Protest and shout and killed two innocent people. Is having
Speaker 5: a conference at the East Tennessee State University.
Speaker 2: Bobbie. When I saw that, I was mortified to be
Speaker 2: like and to talk about what how his mother? How
Speaker 2: his mommy drove him to kill people?
Speaker 1: Because the reality is, isn't he like seventeen or eighteen? Flame? Like,
Speaker 1: what life experience does he have to speak about? He
Speaker 1: didn't even get there himself, as mom had to get
Speaker 1: him there, Like, I don't get it.
Speaker 2: Is she gonna drive him to the conference?
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm sure she will. I'm sure she will.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I can't even that. That makes absolutely no sense. I
Speaker 1: don't even who want him? Is he gonna, Oh maybe
Speaker 1: he's going to be one of those pro gun people
Speaker 1: or something. And that's what I don't get it.
Speaker 5: They are anything for sensationalism, fame, shining money, good God, ladies.
Speaker 2: With that, I gotta I gotta peep. Then then be
Speaker 2: gave good.
Speaker 5: God, Jesus. I just had to let y'all know that. Listen,
Speaker 5: we are in a crisis America. Please ladies and them
Speaker 5: to vote and don't vote your future because the future
Speaker 5: looks very bleak and dark. Don't vote your past because
Speaker 5: it's ugly. You see what you're living here right now?
Speaker 5: You better vote to make real change right now. I
Speaker 5: mean instant. This ain't ai, this is real life.
Speaker 2: I can't tell you how to vote, but I need
Speaker 2: you to understand that you the vote that you do
Speaker 2: make sure the democracy that we have. Because here, listen,
Speaker 2: that's just my little word of the week, because we
Speaker 2: got the same model here laughing and here laughing, and
Speaker 2: we're not trying to change them, man, We're only trying
Speaker 2: to get you to use it. Man, Because why Bobby.
Speaker 1: Because a mind is a terrible thing to waste.
Speaker 2: So is a vote.
Speaker 5: So get your ass to oppose and vote. You got
Speaker 5: it right, vote right, please, because I'm telling you all
Speaker 5: right now. Remember he called that other secretary of state
Speaker 5: because he needed to find eleven thousand and seven hundred
Speaker 5: and eighty votes. He has appointed about five or six
Speaker 5: secretary of states where he was in office.
Speaker 2: Oh, and then.
Speaker 1: Supreme Court justices and the whole bit.
Speaker 2: And it's not what do you think they gonna do?
Speaker 1: Exactly, We're not voting. This isn't even if if he
Speaker 1: gets the primary. This is no longer Republican and Democrat.
Speaker 1: We're voting democracy or the democracy gone. It changes the vote.
Speaker 1: So I don't care if you're a Republican independent. You
Speaker 1: can't let this man back in.
Speaker 2: Now with any one women charges over your feet because
Speaker 2: I don't. I ain't even got one y'all messing with me.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying, all right, lady, thank you for joining
Speaker 2: us here, Laugh a Learn. Thank you to our producer,
Speaker 2: mister Ann House. We will talk to you on next week.
Speaker 5: Have a great week, and if you're in New York
Speaker 5: next weekend, come see me at Comedy in holl In
Speaker 5: February second and third. But if you ain't, convenience took
Speaker 5: Friday and Saturday.
Speaker 2: This week, which is the twenty sixth and twenty seven,
Speaker 2: I will be with Tiffany Hattish at the Laugh Actor
Speaker 2: Deuces That means peace.
Speaker 1: Bye.
Speaker 2: Don't miss an episode of Laugh and Learn.
Speaker 4: Listen and subscribe on the Black Effect Podcast Network, I
Speaker 4: Heart Radio, app or wherever you get your podcasts. Laugh
Speaker 4: and Learn Podcast is a production of the Black Effect
Speaker 4: Podcast Network and iHeartRadio.
Speaker 2: Our ejective producer is Tiffany Hattish.
Speaker 4: Our theme music is by the one and only Chrissy Payne.
Speaker 4: Thank you Guys, this is slamming Row. Don't forget to laugh,
Speaker 4: Listen and learn