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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand jewils dirty Little Secret? Hello, Hey,

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Speaker 1: what's up? This is the Jewel Show. You texted in

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Speaker 1: at four one oh six one saying you have a

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret, So we're calling you back. Hi. Hi. No,

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Speaker 1: I did not think you as you're gonna call me Hi.

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Speaker 1: I didn't think we're gonna call you today either, but

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Speaker 1: you texted in, so we had to. Can you tell

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Speaker 1: us your dirty little secret? Are you in a spot

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Speaker 1: where you can do that? Yeah? You know what? Sure? Okay.

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Speaker 1: So I recently matched with a girl on Tinder and

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Speaker 1: we were both like really excited to meet up for

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Speaker 1: the first time. It was probably one of her first

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Speaker 1: times meeting somebody off Tinder, because I could she was

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Speaker 1: just she just came across a little bit nervous, a

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Speaker 1: little bit hesitant. But we decided to meet up for drinks,

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Speaker 1: very casual, and I got all dressed up. I was

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Speaker 1: I was excited. I was probably a little nervous too.

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Speaker 1: I even had an uber dropped me off, you know,

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Speaker 1: because you know, just in case. But then when I

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Speaker 1: got there, things went south and they were stuff pretty fast.

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Speaker 1: So what does that mean? But not like souls, like

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Speaker 1: not like the good not the good way. Not. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So I walked into the bar and I can't see her,

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Speaker 1: and I'm looking around and maybe she's not there. So

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Speaker 1: I'm just standing around waiting, and the hostess came up

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Speaker 1: to me and said if I needed table. I told

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Speaker 1: her that I was waiting for somebody, and she told

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Speaker 1: me that the girl over there, pointing to the table,

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Speaker 1: said the same thing. But the problem was this girl

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Speaker 1: did not look like anything like the girl I had

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Speaker 1: been talking to him. We had changed pictures, so I

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Speaker 1: kind of thought I knew what I was looking for,

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Speaker 1: So I could have manned up and I could have

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Speaker 1: like gone over and talked to her and said something,

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Speaker 1: but of course I decided to go across the street

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Speaker 1: to the other bar, get a table that faced this bar,

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Speaker 1: and just kind of like spied on her. Right, I'm sorry, Yes,

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Speaker 1: I was just watching the restaurant. I was watching the

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Speaker 1: restaurant and watching the girl to see if somebody else

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Speaker 1: is going to come in, and of course nobody did.

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Speaker 1: And then I see this girl gopher her phone, and

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Speaker 1: then two minutes later I get a text, so it

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Speaker 1: was clearly her. She's like, Hey, I'm here at the bar.

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Speaker 1: I'm waiting, and so of course the man that I am.

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Speaker 1: I didn't text her back. I just I big order

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Speaker 1: you bad boy? Wow? I mean, who knows how bad

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Speaker 1: she lied about it? There skilters. I don't know what's worse,

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Speaker 1: a catfish or a stalker. Yeah, it was like that

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Speaker 1: fake the fake mustache, fake nose, glasses going like I

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Speaker 1: just felt like it was that far off. But yeah,

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Speaker 1: like a stalker. Was it that much different than what

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Speaker 1: she actually looks like? Yes? Yes, like way different dude. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so what would you I hit This sounds like really bad.

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Speaker 1: I hate saying this, but like, what would you write

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Speaker 1: her picture on a side ten? Oh? Her picture? Her

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Speaker 1: picture was like a minimum and eight and a half

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Speaker 1: and then what was she knockout? You? Could you divide that?

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Speaker 1: In app? Like? Yeah, I mean, why do people not

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Speaker 1: show what they actually look like? Because filters changed, right,

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Speaker 1: tire look your face? They can Yeah, you know there's

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Speaker 1: heavy filters, especially you're on dating app. You would want

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Speaker 1: because I would I mean if I were on an app, right,

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Speaker 1: I would want to look like I look because I

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Speaker 1: wouldn't want to show up to the date knowing that

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Speaker 1: I did all kinds of work in like the face

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Speaker 1: tune apps on my phone to make myself look completely different. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: to show up and see somebody be disappointed, I would

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Speaker 1: be like, I'm just gonna show them what I look

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Speaker 1: like and if they want to go out with me, wow,

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Speaker 1: that's cool. You have the disappointment over the conversation the phone,

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Speaker 1: then face to face exactly. Oh my gospel. Nowadays it's

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Speaker 1: so tough, you know, like you gotta meet these like

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Speaker 1: standards and that's why they have the filters. And I

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Speaker 1: feel like girls always get done up on dates all

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Speaker 1: the time, so it's like kind of expected at this point.

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Speaker 1: I'm just like, be you. You know, if you don't

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Speaker 1: love yourselveding, not to love anybody else. That's true, But

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Speaker 1: in the dating world, everybody has their tens and their zeros, right,

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Speaker 1: So that doesn't mean that somebody is not attracted to

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Speaker 1: someone else. It just means for you on the phone

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Speaker 1: for telling us that they're a little secret. You thought

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Speaker 1: she was an eight, and then you showed up and

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Speaker 1: in your book, she was divide that in half. Right, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so you just did her up. You never hit her back. No,

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Speaker 1: I'm continuing to stand her up. I'm not I do

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Speaker 1: think it's rude when people do that. Though. I think

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Speaker 1: it's rude when people so like they change their appearance

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Speaker 1: so much. And I also think that it's rude when

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Speaker 1: you stand people up. Yeah, like, whatever happened to coming

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Speaker 1: up with a good lie. Just say you're sick or

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Speaker 1: something that moved out of town. Just got in a

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Speaker 1: car accident. Sorry, I died. Sorry, text him I'm dead. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: thank you for telling us you're her a little secret.

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Speaker 1: Thanks guys. I ran out of excuse us, so I

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Speaker 1: called him dead. The Jewels Show on demand