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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcasts

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Speaker 1: show podcast? Hello, wat have an idea for today's podcast.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna sit here and stare at each other. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: just like the should we play that game? Or who? Like?

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Speaker 1: Who breaks first? I'm terrible at that. I always break first.

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Speaker 1: This is stupid. We can't do it. I hate when

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Speaker 1: your eyes starts hearing and you're like, yeah, I think

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Speaker 1: that that's the problem. I think I'm at an unfair advantage. Disadvantage,

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Speaker 1: I should say, because my eyes are so big that

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Speaker 1: there's more surface area, so they water more quickly because

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Speaker 1: the cold air hits more of it. So yeah, it's true.

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Speaker 1: I'm telling you. As soon as I walk outside, it's

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Speaker 1: like autumn matic tears starting and talking. We still have

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Speaker 1: several thousand people that listen to the podcast as opposed

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Speaker 1: to watching it, so uh, the staring contest is not

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Speaker 1: going to go over well for that crowd. He just said,

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Speaker 1: we're not doing it. So what onions? Onions? Scary is

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Speaker 1: eating leftovers and he said, I said, what are you eating?

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Speaker 1: He said, and then then Scotty beiges, that's gross, dude.

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Speaker 1: The cheese and salami appetizer. Trey in the fridge and

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Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, someone, it's this mystery, not mis me.

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Speaker 1: It was part of yesterday's celebration of the essential workers

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Speaker 1: here and uh, you know it was covered, but you're

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Speaker 1: trailing onions throughout the hallways and the studios. It is

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Speaker 1: just trailing behind you. But the smell, the smell or

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Speaker 1: he's dropping on you that I don't miss that. But wait, scarce,

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Speaker 1: So everybody had their with that meat trey yesterday and

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Speaker 1: like fingered the cheese and the crackers and then they

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Speaker 1: went and put it in the fridge and you're just

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Speaker 1: hollering at it today when they finger your cheese. You

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Speaker 1: guys get so grossed out by such the simplest things.

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Speaker 1: You don't you don't get grossed out at all. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and I and to take this from the guy who

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Speaker 1: ate a pizza out of a New York City trash can,

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Speaker 1: and yeah, you did stuff that's worse than that. But

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Speaker 1: to be honest, Scary is rarely sick. So maybe he's

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Speaker 1: onto something. Always germs, And over the years Danielle did

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Speaker 1: so much bacteria collected. He just gives it to all

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Speaker 1: of us. He's fortified, but the rest of us, Paul

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Speaker 1: I have never seen Scary not eat something that comes

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Speaker 1: in here. He always whatever it is, he'll try, I'll

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Speaker 1: try it. So on the other hand, Scary never gets sick.

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Speaker 1: But then he'll sneeze and throw out his back. So

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Speaker 1: I mean it's a you know, take the good with

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Speaker 1: the bad. He was she was dancing to jump around

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Speaker 1: and he threw out you know his at that one time.

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Speaker 1: So Scary okay, So so the staring contest won't work.

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Speaker 1: All right? When I show you my bill from con Edison,

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Speaker 1: can you tell me we'll cover up all the essential

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Speaker 1: codes and things. I don't think. We'll just tell us

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Speaker 1: what what is it? Just tell us how much? Do

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Speaker 1: you tell us? You can't even four hundred and four dollars?

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Speaker 1: That's a lot from from a month from Edison. Well,

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Speaker 1: you know I'm not faulting them. Well, hold on, what

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Speaker 1: do you have that electricity? I mean, is your a

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Speaker 1: c all? It's electric? Yeah, the AC is electric. And

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Speaker 1: then you know we've got that gets it's our gas

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Speaker 1: as well, and somebody I live with is running it

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Speaker 1: at seventy two degrees. Then why are you questioning this?

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Speaker 1: You know this is a house, so you're finally living

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Speaker 1: in your own house, and so you got to pay

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Speaker 1: your own house bills is high. I mean know I'm

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Speaker 1: in a different area than you, but our water stewage,

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Speaker 1: our lawn sprinklers, our gas, and our electricity is two

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Speaker 1: a month. Wow. Wow, Really it is cheaper there. You know,

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Speaker 1: you gotta keep in mind in the Northeast, especially up

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Speaker 1: here in Westchester County where he is, it's expensive and

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Speaker 1: you pay for it. Up here, it is expensive. I

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Speaker 1: could see, like in high school. This is what I

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Speaker 1: wish they like would teach us in high school, you know,

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Speaker 1: just like the simple things like this, because you get

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Speaker 1: thrown into the world. And Nate gets a four bills

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Speaker 1: for the first time. You were taught us at home

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Speaker 1: and your dad said, what do you think I own?

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Speaker 1: Your parents? Fuck light? Right, that was your I'm turning

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Speaker 1: lights off. She left the vanity light on the other day.

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Speaker 1: I got this costs money, like I can put a media. Well,

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Speaker 1: let me ask you this, Nate, do you have incandescent

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Speaker 1: bulbs or LED bulbs in your house? Yeah? L e

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Speaker 1: ed Yeah, and it burns very very little little wattage

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Speaker 1: and it allows to your bill to be cheaper. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So I've made an edict. I think you can mate,

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Speaker 1: and I don't know that when we do, the renovations

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Speaker 1: And then I bought her slippers. I'm like, you gotta

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Speaker 1: an old lady thing slippers. I have so many different

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Speaker 1: kinds of slippers. I have slippers that look like Jack skelling.

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Speaker 1: You're not helping yourself, Danielle. I feel to wear slippers.

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Speaker 1: They have to because what else are you gonna throw

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Speaker 1: at your kid when they're misbehaving? You know what? Nate's

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Speaker 1: Nate's funny speaking about power bills. Last night, we drove

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Speaker 1: through a neighborhood that had tons of Christmas lights, hundreds

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Speaker 1: thousands of them. Beautiful you you sent videos, gorgeous. I

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Speaker 1: posted it on my social media, and so while we're driving,

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Speaker 1: Lisa and Kayden are just admiring how beautiful this, and

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Speaker 1: I said, imagine how much these people is power bill

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Speaker 1: must be this mom. Lisa's like, what is what is

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Speaker 1: wrong with you? She's like, only a dad would say that. No,

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Speaker 1: I just I just thought, like their power ball has

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Speaker 1: got to go through the roof. Somebody's gotta power all

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Speaker 1: this stuff. It is something that Dad would say. It's

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Speaker 1: also something a person would say if they pay the

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Speaker 1: power bill exactly that, Hey, look, it's no fun adulting.

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Speaker 1: You go back to live in an apartment somewhere. Let else,

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Speaker 1: Let someone else take care of like all this. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I got a really low bill. Dude, my ship don't

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Speaker 1: go past fifty fifty a month at P, S, C

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Speaker 1: and G. You don't do anything. The lights are off.

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Speaker 1: I live by myself. Well, Scar, you're never home. You're

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Speaker 1: always out being a super spreader with the VID. That's

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Speaker 1: watch TV. So random questions here we go. What's not

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Speaker 1: as bad as everyone says? I say, anal sex, what

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Speaker 1: what about you? Gi Um? I might be unpopular. I

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Speaker 1: think getting the COVID swab is not as bad as

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Speaker 1: I think it's fine. Your eyes water for a second

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Speaker 1: and you move on. Pineapple pizza. They love pineapple with pineapple,

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Speaker 1: the ham right, the Hawaiian pizza, The Hawaiian pizza. Occasional hemorrhoids,

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Speaker 1: not as bad as you know. Okay, they go away.

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Speaker 1: That sounds terrible. Okay. What is as bad as everyone says?

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Speaker 1: I say Hawaiian pizza, yea, and hemorrhoids occasionally. I don't

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Speaker 1: want to hemorroid. Ever. Brain surgery is as bad as

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Speaker 1: you think it is. It's not good, it's not fun.

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Speaker 1: There's no there's nothing good about it. I believe you. Uh, Daniel,

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Speaker 1: this is for you. Where's the weirdest place you've ever slept?

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Speaker 1: Because you're famous for sleeping anywhere and everywhere. The weirdest

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Speaker 1: place I've ever slept under my desk at work probably, yes,

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Speaker 1: Oh it's been years, but I crawled under their back

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Speaker 1: and kicks you. That's the problem. I think it's weirder

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Speaker 1: to sleep on an airplane like you always do. Let

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Speaker 1: me tell you, I can sleep through turbulence. It rocks

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Speaker 1: me to sleep. I don't know what's wrong with me,

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Speaker 1: But perspective of us watching you, you are basically on

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Speaker 1: doing this. Yeah, I don't care. You don't get that anymore.

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Speaker 1: She has a mask on. That's right, that's right now,

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Speaker 1: that's true. No more funny pictures. Scary is the best

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Speaker 1: bad news you got after an X about an X

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Speaker 1: after you broke up with him. Oh, I know that

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Speaker 1: he okay that Oh, but it was it was in

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Speaker 1: regards to me that someone came to me and said, hey,

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Speaker 1: now that you've broken up with him, you should know

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Speaker 1: every night we were dropping him off at different girls

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Speaker 1: had pretty much done with Daniel X did, which was

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Speaker 1: questions list I have. I don't know, I don't know

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Speaker 1: the craziest thing you've done in so far? Mine was

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Speaker 1: erase people's memory or predict their future? Oh? Both? That guy?

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Speaker 1: erase their memory. Though, So they're dead. They're dead. I

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Speaker 1: didn't say anything of them being dead. All right, your

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Speaker 1: fingers ever doing. You're making your own rules as you go.

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Speaker 1: Your fingers always feel sticky or your throat always feels itchy.

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Speaker 1: They both do all the time. Anyway, you should see

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Speaker 1: a doctor seriously, um, appear as a guest on your

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Speaker 1: favorite TV show, or have lifetime backstage passes to any

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Speaker 1: concert you attend. Oh, backstage TV show, TV show, on

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Speaker 1: the sunder concert TV show. You've all been backstage, I know.

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Speaker 1: But like concerts that I want to go to would

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Speaker 1: There's a big difference. Whatever be in the audience to

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Speaker 1: I'm done. Then I did think I didn't know. I

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Speaker 1: didn't keep going. Scott's got a question. No, I don't

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Speaker 1: have a should. I just wanted to show you something

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Speaker 1: really awesome. But any what does that have to do

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Speaker 1: could be it will be poop after you eat it.

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Speaker 1: How about that it's brand new cereal chocolate chocolate egg Yeah,

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Speaker 1: what's that? Phase four? I think it's gonna be delicious.

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Speaker 1: there something there? And yam and eat it right now?

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Speaker 1: Taste test. Look a look at Nate yawning. He's bored. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: I'm not bored. I'm exhausted. I was up at one.

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Speaker 1: Do you try going back to sleep or I tried.

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Speaker 1: then I slept through my alarm. I'm exhausted. So sorry, Scotty,

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Speaker 1: come on, Garrett asked more questions. Fine, here we go

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Speaker 1: if you insist. I mean, I have the most embarrassing

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Speaker 1: Ever again that we're already doing that on some warm showers,

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Speaker 1: and well, here we go. I fart in the elevator

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Speaker 1: presentation at work. Belch, belch, No, the fart and elevated

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Speaker 1: full of strangers. I do that anyways. Quiet it's a fart.

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Speaker 1: because every he makes the rules up as we go.

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Speaker 1: It's a simple question. Everybody wants to break down the

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Speaker 1: this how you are as a dad? You know what?

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Speaker 1: This is? Reminding me of monopoly, Like I'm about to

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Speaker 1: know thet well, tomorrow is going to be the last

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Speaker 1: podcast of the year, so we gotta plan ahead and

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Speaker 1: make it the best one ever, don't you think? Yes,

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Speaker 1: scary one to contribute planned Tomorrow, Scary You're in charge? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Are we done? Fifteen minute morning show