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Speaker 1: We've done a lot of prank phone calls on this show,

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Speaker 1: talking hundreds and hundreds of these. Sometimes, yeah, sometimes we

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Speaker 1: call the person to shock them. Sometimes we try to

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Speaker 1: trick them.

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Speaker 2: Very rarely, though, do we call just to waste their time.

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Speaker 1: But that's what happens today with Stoner Max, the Instacart

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Speaker 1: delivery guys.

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Speaker 2: It's mine.

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Speaker 1: Today. He's calling from the grocery store checkout line and

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Speaker 1: wants to put in his two cents about the guy's

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Speaker 1: order and feel basically be anything but helpful. It's your

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Speaker 1: phone tap right now?

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Speaker 2: Hello? Hello? Hello?

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Speaker 3: He yeah, Hello, Hey, what's up?

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Speaker 2: Bro? I knew you were gonna answered.

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Speaker 4: Dude.

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Speaker 2: In my head, I was like, he's not gonna answer.

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Speaker 2: I'm so early. But here you are. Oh this is Ricky.

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Speaker 2: Oh wait Ricey?

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Speaker 3: Is that.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's your name?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I was gonna say my name.

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Speaker 4: Your name is Ricky, my name is Max, and I'm

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Speaker 4: your instat card shopper.

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Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, is something wrong? I mean you're not supposed

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Speaker 3: to be here for twenty a few more hours.

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Speaker 2: No, man, everything is so coach, super coach.

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Speaker 3: Bro.

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Speaker 4: I'm actually I'm actually i'd check out just like standing

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Speaker 4: around right now.

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Speaker 2: You got a lot of groceries.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, is there you say there's no problem?

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Speaker 3: Are you gonna are you gonna be early? Or what's

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Speaker 3: going on?

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Speaker 4: If I'm being a hundred with you right now, bro,

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Speaker 4: I feel like you've made some questionable decisions while you

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Speaker 4: were shopping today.

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Speaker 2: Really yeah, bro?

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Speaker 4: First things for salt and vinegar chips?

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Speaker 2: Just why bro? Why don't you just buy salt and vinegar,

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Speaker 2: I mean, then put them on.

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Speaker 4: Chips and then make your Oh my god, I know

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Speaker 4: how to make salt vinegar chips.

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Speaker 2: I just figured it out. Man.

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Speaker 3: I just like the flavor, dude. I mean I don't

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Speaker 3: want to be Yeah, I don't need a third degree

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Speaker 3: on my grocery list.

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Speaker 4: May I suggest Friedos? Those are way better chips for you, bro?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I like my salt and vinegar chips. Bro, So

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Speaker 3: if you're there and you want to get Fret's for yourself,

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Speaker 3: then feel free to do that.

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Speaker 4: Well you're gonna buy me Freedo's, dude, you're not a man. Wow,

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Speaker 4: it's so nice of you. On top of a tip.

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Speaker 3: Like incorrect, I better not see Frito's on my built.

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Speaker 2: What about this cream cheese though? What are you using

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Speaker 2: that for.

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Speaker 3: What am I using it for?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Probably to go with the bagels that I asked you

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Speaker 3: to get.

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Speaker 4: It's just like cream cheese. The only time I've used

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Speaker 4: it was on my dog. Did you know that it'll

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Speaker 4: make your dogs fur super shiny once it washes off.

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Speaker 3: I'm allergic to, dude, So like, I darn it? Are

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Speaker 3: you gonna be here?

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Speaker 2: Hey, I'm gonna pet a puppy today for you and

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Speaker 2: your honor.

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Speaker 4: Just for you, brother, Look, I shout out to your allergy.

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Speaker 3: I don't have time to be stuck on the phone

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Speaker 3: with you right now.

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Speaker 4: May I just say, wonderful palate choosing a chicken pot pie? Bro?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, those.

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Speaker 4: Are three of my favorite things, chicken pot pie, and

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Speaker 4: then you come bind all three of them. I'm like,

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Speaker 4: this guy is brilliant.

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Speaker 3: Man, Oh my god, this is so unprofessional.

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Speaker 2: Hey, do you have any mushrooms in your car? If not,

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Speaker 2: may I maybe not.

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Speaker 3: The kind you probably like to eat.

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Speaker 2: Dude, that's funnier than you realize. I think you made

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Speaker 2: a joke.

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Speaker 3: You don't even know, ded, Yeah, nothing about this is funny, right.

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Speaker 2: Because I do eat mushrooms. You get it?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? I get it? Man?

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Speaker 2: Oh cool, listen.

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Speaker 3: Man, whatever you're on right now, you need to just

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Speaker 3: like consider maybe like not doing it anymore because it's

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Speaker 3: affecting your performance and it's pissing me off quite frankly, Like,

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Speaker 3: I don't know how you've kept the job as long

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Speaker 3: as you have.

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Speaker 2: How did you know I was on viagra? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: I think it's a little more than that, man. It is.

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Speaker 4: It's also called coffee because I'm actually a morning radio

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Speaker 4: show host and I've had like ten cups of coffee

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Speaker 4: before I called you.

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Speaker 3: What is going on right now? Man?

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Speaker 4: My name's jose from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 4: in the Morning, and we're doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 3: Man, this was all a brown Oh my god, Oh

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Speaker 3: my god.

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Speaker 2: It's your roommate, Paul.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I might soon to be dead roommate, Paul.

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Speaker 2: Okay, thanks for telling me. No, But in all seriousness, dude,

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Speaker 2: think about chicken pot pot Shut up. It blew your

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Speaker 2: mind too. Huh. All right, Well, I'm coming over with

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Speaker 2: these FreeDOS. Do you want anything else before I get there.

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Speaker 3: I'm a little unclear my grocery is actually still coming.

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Speaker 2: Or oh dude, I don't know. Actually, you may want

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Speaker 2: to check your own app. I have nothing to do

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Speaker 2: with that.

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Speaker 3: All right, Okay, wake up? Every morning was Boom tap

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Speaker 3: Wednday Morning, Tumber Twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning,