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Speaker 1: Your execution on the Donkey of the day is something

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Speaker 1: you can hold.

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Speaker 2: Is it a reason he gave me donkey other day?

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Speaker 2: And I deserve that. You need to know what you

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Speaker 2: need to tell them.

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Speaker 3: I am you have the boy.

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Speaker 1: Tell them.

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Speaker 2: It's time for Donkey of the day. It's a read.

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Speaker 2: But you're so good at you're trying to Charlamagne.

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Speaker 3: You don't want Charlomagne to.

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Speaker 4: Damn Charlomage.

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Speaker 2: Who do you give a dusk the.

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Speaker 1: Other day to? Yes?

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Speaker 3: Donkey today for Thursday, November fourteenth goes to twenty six

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Speaker 3: year old It's gonna take some time, Ruben tam Razian,

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Speaker 3: thirty nine year old Ara rot Shirk Kenneynon, thirty two

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Speaker 3: year old Va Marod.

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Speaker 2: Kanyan, this is good. And thirty nine year old Alfear Zuckerman.

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Speaker 2: Yeah I got that one. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I have no idea what these people's nationality are. But

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Speaker 3: if President Trump sees those names, they getting deported. Okay,

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Speaker 3: they sound like first round deportation picks to be, But

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Speaker 3: that's not why we hear today.

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Speaker 2: We are here to discuss how.

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Speaker 3: There is no way in how humans are the most

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Speaker 3: intelligent life form in all the universes. Okay, humans aren't

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Speaker 3: even the most intelligent life form here on Earth.

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Speaker 2: It's just not possible.

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Speaker 3: Yesterday, Congress heard more testimony about UFO sidings and what

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Speaker 3: the government may or may not know about them. How

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Speaker 3: about our government needs to keep studying humans right here

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Speaker 3: on this planet, okay, because we don't know much about

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Speaker 3: them either. Because let me tell you why these four

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Speaker 3: individuals are getting donkey of to day. See, they were

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Speaker 3: arrested after they allegedly staged bear attacks.

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Speaker 2: What do you mean, Uncle Charlotte.

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Speaker 3: These individual stage bear attacks? Well, let's go to KTLA

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Speaker 3: five for the report.

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Speaker 2: Please.

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Speaker 5: Surveillance video shows what looks like a bear breaking into

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Speaker 5: a Rolls Royce and tearing up the interior, but after

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Speaker 5: closer inspection, investigators determined it was nothing more than a

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Speaker 5: man in a bear suit. Now, four men are under

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Speaker 5: arrest for insurance fraud after they use the video to

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Speaker 5: place a claim to make matters worse. While detectives found

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Speaker 5: two additional insurance claims two different insurance companies on the

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Speaker 5: same date of loss and at the same location, and

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Speaker 5: total insurance companies were defrauded of more than one hundred

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Speaker 5: and forty one thousand dollars detectives executed a search warrant

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Speaker 5: at the home of one of the suspects and found

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Speaker 5: the tattered bear suit complete with metal claws see in

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Speaker 5: of rolls.

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Speaker 2: O what, please do yourself a favor and go watch

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Speaker 2: the video.

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Speaker 3: First of all, when you watch the video, you see

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Speaker 3: someone in a bassuit open the car door. They weren't

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Speaker 3: even smart enough to just simply have the window of

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Speaker 3: the car down and make it seem like a bad

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Speaker 3: put his.

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Speaker 2: Body, you know, in the window.

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Speaker 3: This fool opened the car door like a human would

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Speaker 3: and just started searching through the car like he was

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Speaker 3: looking for his phone. And you're trying to convince me

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Speaker 3: that humans are the most intelligent life God created. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I okay, not to mention multiple claims were filed for

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Speaker 3: the same location on the same date. All four of

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Speaker 3: the claimants provided video for just two their insurance companies

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Speaker 3: supposed bear damaging the interior of their vehicles, and all

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Speaker 3: the videos were in the exact same location, outside of

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Speaker 3: the exact same residents. Okay, other than buying the costume

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Speaker 3: and cosplaying and Smoky the bed, y'all.

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Speaker 2: Didn't even try.

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Speaker 3: And what makes the situation even sillier is the claims

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Speaker 3: were made on what I believe to be luxury vehicles. Envy,

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Speaker 3: tell me if these cars are luxurious, yes, okay, twenty

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Speaker 3: twenty two Mercedes EAT three fifty Yes okay, twenty fifteen

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Speaker 3: Mercedes G six three AMG Yes, A twenty.

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Speaker 2: Ten Ros Royce Ghosts.

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Speaker 3: Yes, sir, these are the cars you damaging and claiming

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Speaker 3: damages on. Now, if y'all got these kinds of vehicles,

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Speaker 3: then what the hell you committing fraud for?

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Speaker 1: Right?

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Speaker 3: I know what you're thinking, Well, maybe that's why they

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Speaker 3: can afford these kinds of vehicles, because they are members

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Speaker 3: of the scam Tang clan, and that's how they make

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Speaker 3: their money.

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Speaker 2: I disagree. I don't know what any.

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Speaker 3: Of these individuals do for a living, but if they

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Speaker 3: can afford those kinds of vehicles, if they are driving

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Speaker 3: those kinds of cars, then they don't need to be

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Speaker 3: committing fraud in any way, shape or form. Collectively, they

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Speaker 3: defrauded insurance come It Needs for one hundred and forty

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Speaker 3: and thirty nine dollars, and they have each been charged

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Speaker 3: with insurance fraud and conspiracy. And yet wonder why the

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Speaker 3: extraterrestrials don't interact with us Earth.

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Speaker 1: Lease.

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Speaker 3: This is why the solar system is segregated, and we

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Speaker 3: don't even realize it. But Earth is in the idiot's

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Speaker 3: only section. These highly intelligent beings from other planets and

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Speaker 3: solar systems that they was talking about in Congress yesterday,

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Speaker 3: they don't want to shed no water fountain with us,

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Speaker 3: and I don't blame them. Please give these names. I

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Speaker 3: can't pronounce the sweet sounds of the Hamiltons.

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Speaker 1: You ally, oh the day, ye oh, the day. Ye.

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Speaker 2: The bed costume ain't even legit.

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Speaker 3: It just looked like French montana and a fur coat.

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Speaker 3: It looked like French montana and a fur coat. Getting

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Speaker 3: inside his rolls Roy searching for his phone. So if

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Speaker 3: you was out there, you wouldn't You would have immediately

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Speaker 3: known it wasn't a bear. I don't know if I

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Speaker 3: would immediately, I would allowed a glance. I'm like that

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Speaker 3: bed moving like a human, you know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 2: He save his looking like he was looking for his phone.

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Speaker 3: Yes, look at the video he he opens the car door.

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Speaker 2: Lordy, I'm looking at it right now.

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Speaker 4: Video of a bear trying to open a car door

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Speaker 4: using his paw and pulling the actual door oh, yo, yeah,

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Speaker 4: he did it, and it's a real bear.

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Speaker 2: He did yo.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he checking him like he looking off to steal.

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Speaker 3: It's a it's a black bands the video of a

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Speaker 3: bear and he actually is pulling the car door handle

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Speaker 3: like he's.

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Speaker 2: The same video. J that's the he's showing you the video.

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Speaker 2: It's not the same video.

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Speaker 4: It's not that's a random that's Tennessee.

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Speaker 2: That's different. But that's different. That bear took some time

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Speaker 2: to do that. The big can open the door.

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Speaker 3: Look at the other video and you know what, that's

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Speaker 3: why you be getting caught in the situation.

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Speaker 2: You get caught in because you're I'm telling you they

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Speaker 2: do that. You don't know you do it like that.

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Speaker 3: Go watch the video with the guy broke into the car.

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Speaker 3: You'll see the difference.

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Speaker 4: New York and New Jersey bears is different than yours

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Speaker 4: because these beds be opening. This bear got tims on

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Speaker 4: and he open He's actually opening the doors'.

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Speaker 1: Beds a beer.

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Speaker 2: It's a real bear. Oh my god, joking about the TEMs.

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Speaker 2: We don't know when you're joking or that. We've learned

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Speaker 2: that over the last couple of years and not to

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Speaker 2: write us. You just don't assume you're joking, sir Jesus.

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Speaker 4: Okay, if I'm not, the bodies not the bodies either,

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Speaker 4: be open the doors.

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Speaker 2: You need a helmet. It's been proven.

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Speaker 4: Remember the last time you said about that? What that

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Speaker 4: kid do you? What put you to your almost killed

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Speaker 4: your ass man?

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Speaker 2: What are you talking about? I was in school. Knock

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Speaker 2: it off. A kid with a helmet, you see what school? Absolutely,

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Speaker 2: just fix my You know my nickname for NBA.

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Speaker 3: Red Red, That's what.

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Speaker 2: I call I'm not messing.

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