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<v Speaker 1>You, guys, we have a famous ass fucking sponsor for

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<v Speaker 1>today's episode of Horrible Decisions. Not only is Nicki Minaj

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<v Speaker 1>obsessed with this woman, but so are we Ellen Degenerous.

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<v Speaker 1>So we know it's a little difficult to watch Ellen

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<v Speaker 1>before experienced glimpse and how her talk show comes together.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like the everyday minds that make it happen. So

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<v Speaker 1>her executive producers ed Mary Andy Kevin, they take you

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<v Speaker 1>It's on Apple Podcast today. You're actually about to hear

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<v Speaker 1>takes you behind the scenes and you can have a

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<v Speaker 1>your podcast, go support the show. Hi, it's Ellen de Generous.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to my podcast. We're gonna listen to some of

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<v Speaker 1>the best moments from the show and it's going to

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<v Speaker 1>be hosted by four executive producers that I love. Happy listening.

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<v Speaker 1>Can we talk about Ken Jong on the show this week? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>My god? Is that what you're calling him? His name

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<v Speaker 1>is Ken Chong? Just leave me alone. I'm tired. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>so can we tell the story? I think we can.

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<v Speaker 1>I think we have been. Ken Jong was on the show,

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<v Speaker 1>and he's he's been on before. And I know Ken

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<v Speaker 1>John and and Ken John. I'll say it over and

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<v Speaker 1>over again. I know him, right, We all know Ken Chong.

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<v Speaker 1>Ellen in introducing Ken Jones as please welcome. Yeah what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm He's welcome. He's from the Hangover movies, he's got

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<v Speaker 1>a new Crazy Rich Asians, and he's in the new

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<v Speaker 1>Goose Bump Me movie. Please welcome, Kim June. And as

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<v Speaker 1>he makes his way to the chair, I make contact

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<v Speaker 1>without and I just mouth John, and she looks at

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<v Speaker 1>me and goes, yeah, now sure, now I know it's John.

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<v Speaker 1>And listen you people. I couldn't look at both of you.

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<v Speaker 1>Y'all were crying, laughing throughout half the interview. Listen, you'all

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what it's like to have to talk every

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<v Speaker 1>single day, like sometimes your mouth and your brain don't

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<v Speaker 1>don't get together. And y'all sit here with your little podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh we have a podcast. It's like this is it's

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<v Speaker 1>different than being a talk show. This is hard work.

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<v Speaker 1>What we do here in the podcast is super hard work.

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<v Speaker 1>For the first time in sixteen years, Um, you were

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<v Speaker 1>laughing on set. I was laughing and I physically turned

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<v Speaker 1>my back to you because I thought I wasn't helping laughing.

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<v Speaker 1>And it was unbelievable because she's not wrong. We were

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<v Speaker 1>laughing for half the interview and she just kept conducting it.

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<v Speaker 1>What could I do? And I've I've made it through

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<v Speaker 1>other things where you have you dropped things or you

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<v Speaker 1>there's all kinds of things going on it. Twice this

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<v Speaker 1>week Andy has entered the shot Oh my God comes

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<v Speaker 1>and he comes from the office. Was this about me?

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<v Speaker 1>Let's go back to Kim even understand when I see

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<v Speaker 1>him walk through the shot, I don't understand where he's coming.

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<v Speaker 1>We're talking about how she called Ken junk, and now

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<v Speaker 1>we're talking about you and you. We normally know where

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<v Speaker 1>you go during the course of the show, and here's

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<v Speaker 1>this new place you seem to cross, like either introducing

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<v Speaker 1>in my eye line you like, so it's through your

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<v Speaker 1>light and your camera. Listeners are going to like this

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<v Speaker 1>me getting fired on the podcast, because that's when and

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<v Speaker 1>this is what it feeling. Thing is, we're all shocked

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<v Speaker 1>and Liz Patrick, our director, who is just couldn't be

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<v Speaker 1>my more mild mannered, all of a sudden, you hear go,

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<v Speaker 1>what was that? We got a show? Those? Do we

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<v Speaker 1>have them? Oh? I'm sure we do. That was just

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