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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast show?

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Speaker 1: All right, are we continuing to bitch about things? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Hold on, where's Nate? My computer crash? So can you

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Speaker 1: see me? All right? Not ideal? This is not ideal?

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Speaker 1: Well whatever, I okay, I'm gonna start with the bitching

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Speaker 1: right now. Stand up. Nobody could see you that. I mean,

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Speaker 1: you know you forget that. This is actually a podcast

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Speaker 1: too scary, so some people are just listening, right, I'm

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Speaker 1: going to continue the things that drive us nuts. Whenever

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Speaker 1: I watch a show with Heather, my fiance, and it's

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Speaker 1: a show neither of us has seen before. But during

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Speaker 1: the show, she proceeds to ask me questions as if

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Speaker 1: I know what's going to happen. Oh my god, yes,

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Speaker 1: that's a terrible one. So we'll be watching it and

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Speaker 1: somebody comes on the screen. She goes, and who's this guy? Like,

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Speaker 1: how then do the screen the same thing you're watching.

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Speaker 1: I haven't seen this before. Had I seen it, I

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Speaker 1: might help you out, but I don't know. It just

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Speaker 1: drives me nuts. Yeah. So while I'm watching shows tunate

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Speaker 1: with my wife Ali, and I pick up my phone

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Speaker 1: and she'd be like, what are you doing? And I'm like, well,

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Speaker 1: I'm just scrolling. I'm a little bored right now. And

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Speaker 1: then she'll pick up her phone. But then she'll rattle

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Speaker 1: off the next five minutes worth of scenes, and I

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Speaker 1: feel like I'm getting grilled, like I'm at school, Like

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Speaker 1: what did I miss? My mom will look up every

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Speaker 1: actor that's in in the movie and find out what

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Speaker 1: they're doing now, and in the middle of you know,

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Speaker 1: Oh I'm so sorry I interrupt. That's all right, you did.

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Speaker 1: But what Froggy was saying earlier on the air about

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Speaker 1: how no one changes the cake up in the machine.

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Speaker 1: Check this. Back in the day when I used to

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Speaker 1: live on an apartment where we shared the washer dryer

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Speaker 1: with twelve apartments, people would not clean out the fucking

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Speaker 1: LNT trap on the dry my clothes. I'm like, that's disgusting. Now,

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Speaker 1: I gotta take my my index finger and rub it

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Speaker 1: and and scrape away some other person's gun. I was

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Speaker 1: gonna say that in regards to the microwave conversation today,

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Speaker 1: like you get your own lend and your own microwave timer.

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Speaker 1: Same thing, right, The microwave timer is too small of

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Speaker 1: an issue. I feel like the other ones have all

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Speaker 1: been a big issue. That one is just you guys, Mean,

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Speaker 1: what if you use the microwave is your clock? What

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Speaker 1: if that's your digital pocket in that area and you

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Speaker 1: glance at that to see what time it is? They

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Speaker 1: leave two seconds? I shouldn't have to. That's what the

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Speaker 1: fucking phone. It's held in the timely across the room

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Speaker 1: and see lazy, fragile snowflakes snowflakeery at its finest over here?

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Speaker 1: What were you going to say? Oh? I mean I

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Speaker 1: have so many one of them. This might be very

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Speaker 1: specific to New York though, because I live in a

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Speaker 1: high rise building and I'm on a very high floor.

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Speaker 1: So I think whoever is standing closest to the door

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Speaker 1: has to be in charge of the door closed button

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Speaker 1: when people get on. So if they're like ten stops

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Speaker 1: right as soon as someone's on, you need to hit

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Speaker 1: that door closed so that we can keep moving. That

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Speaker 1: door stays open our steps works. No, mine totally does. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it'll stay open for like ten seconds. If you hit

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Speaker 1: door closed, it closes. So who'sever buy it? I'm like,

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Speaker 1: can you push it? Come on the microwave, but you

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Speaker 1: button if the other person doesn't port you. Well, there's

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Speaker 1: by the way, there's a pandemic, Brodie. I'm not getting

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Speaker 1: up in someone's space to push the button they put.

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Speaker 1: It's the microwave buttons. It's not the same thing. How

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Speaker 1: about when somebody eats like the last like, say, there's

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Speaker 1: At least it's empty. The same thing when you take

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Speaker 1: big empty bag in the closet. Yeah, screw that. Kids

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Speaker 1: did you? It makes me nuts when people fill a

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Speaker 1: water from our water cooler. No, no, no, it's water.

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Speaker 1: But you can't fill bottles with things that weren't supposed

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Speaker 1: hate Indian people. That's what we do. We specialize in

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Speaker 1: recycling things that are not recyclable. And why can't you

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Speaker 1: is that okay? Just recycle it. You can feel single

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Speaker 1: use containers and yet I do s they're single use really.

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Speaker 1: me move on from this. I get angry, Scott, I

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Speaker 1: have to load groceries or hardware like home depot into

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Speaker 1: They take ten minutes to back in because it makes

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Speaker 1: I got one. Nothing's worse to it. I'm driving with

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Speaker 1: eat and you pass the place, she goes, Oh that

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Speaker 1: would have been a good place back there. Well, Why

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Speaker 1: You know, you knew it was there. We drive down

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Speaker 1: I got one too. I got another one back hit

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Speaker 1: But my favorite is when people say, Hey, I'm coming

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Speaker 1: to New York for a couple of weeks, where should

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Speaker 1: I eat? Yeah, you're the guy, though, no way againswer

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Speaker 1: price point? How much you want to spend? What kind

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Speaker 1: of day do you want to have? That where you saying?

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Speaker 1: Give it family related. There's a lot of questions. You

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Speaker 1: where should I stay? What? Even? Which would you stay?

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Speaker 1: What's your price point? Send you in the wald Offer

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Speaker 1: So it's funny because last week Alex Elvis is Alex

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Speaker 1: texting me and goes, hey, I'm coming out to lunch

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Speaker 1: when you don't hear what somebody said right, they'll go

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Speaker 1: And they just say goat again. They don't repeat the setting.

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Speaker 1: But what happened? Happen? Nothing happened. I know that I

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Speaker 1: plant dying? I don't know. I don't know where the yeah,

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Speaker 1: how big is the plot? What kind of plant do

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Speaker 1: you have? Have you been watering it? What kind of soil?

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Speaker 1: I don't know? And I always just hit them with hair.

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Speaker 1: There's an app that can help you with that. I

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Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know what's wrong with your plant,

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Speaker 1: but save it. There's something now I know. I bought

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Speaker 1: the mine. If you text me and say my name

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Speaker 1: don't need to say my name inside the text that Danny.

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Speaker 1: It's Daddy on the text. I'm like, I know, Danny.

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Speaker 1: But here's I think with Garrett that like with older people,

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Speaker 1: But when it's somebody younger and they're using your name,

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Speaker 1: they're just trying to be a dick. They're trying to

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Speaker 1: This pisses me off. I'm looking to change career paths.

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Speaker 1: What's ell does this advice? I don't know what are

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Speaker 1: you good at? I can I say? I like the

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Speaker 1: other angle. No, but the way his hair is everything posing.

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Speaker 1: I don't say. When I saw you the other day,

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Speaker 1: thirty pounds. But Nate's trying to make me gain it back.

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Speaker 1: He dropped. He plopped a bag of Eminem's in front

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Speaker 1: you telling you all the food that they can't eat

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Speaker 1: the way, Whole Foods, they charge you ten cents if

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Speaker 1: inventing a problem. I hate us. Now, can we be

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Speaker 1: it's real, real. You are you by everybody? I forgot

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