Speaker 1: Freaking jewels, second date of day. They always say, don't
Speaker 1: mix business with pleasure. That's why I always wait till
Speaker 1: I'm out of work to pleasure. And Josh is on
Speaker 1: the phone today and he accidentally mixed some business with
Speaker 1: pleasure and now he's out of a date opportunity and
Speaker 1: out of a job. Who serious, what's up, Josh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: kind of frustrating. So tell us about the girl that
Speaker 1: you want to call today. So this girl I met,
Speaker 1: her name is CALLIEH. And to the client of mine,
Speaker 1: I'm a dog walker. I walk eleven or qualk today.
Speaker 1: I don't mean to laugh at that. When you say
Speaker 1: a client, I think of like some huge business firm somewhere. Well,
Speaker 1: for me, they're a big client. Yeah, yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 1: I have a feeling if you lose like one client
Speaker 1: when you're a dog walker, that's a big hit to
Speaker 1: your business. It can, but they tend to come and
Speaker 1: go pretty frequently. You never know. Okay, So your email
Speaker 1: said that she was a client of yours and now
Speaker 1: she's not talking to you. Yeah, So, so basically the
Speaker 1: story is she found me online and she lived pretty
Speaker 1: close to me. Just if you walked away, which is great,
Speaker 1: for me, and before I signed her on as a client,
Speaker 1: I go over there to meet the dog and meet
Speaker 1: her and exchange keys and everything. So that's how I
Speaker 1: met her, Okay, And you're like, you know what, before
Speaker 1: I walk your dog, you and I should get a
Speaker 1: little intimate and get to know each other first. You
Speaker 1: gotta get to know the owner before you can take
Speaker 1: care of the dog. I try not to do that
Speaker 1: with every client, you know. Did you want to ask
Speaker 1: her out immediately? You know? I was attracted to her,
Speaker 1: but it's not really appropriate for me to be asking
Speaker 1: out clients, so that didn't even really cross my mind.
Speaker 1: I was just like, Oh, she's really nice, this is great,
Speaker 1: So how did you guys go out? Then? So I'd
Speaker 1: been walking her dog for maybe a week, you know,
Speaker 1: and just hadn't been that long, and because she looked
Speaker 1: so close to me, she was the last dog on
Speaker 1: my route. So when I went to walk Penny, by
Speaker 1: the way, her dog, Penny is just like the cutest,
Speaker 1: best dog ever, my favorite. Seriously, what girl doesn't fall
Speaker 1: for a man who's good with dogs? Right? Yeah, it's good.
Speaker 1: It's it's a good quality to have. I tend to
Speaker 1: like the dogs better than the people. I can understand
Speaker 1: that people kind of suck. Dogs are always kind of cool.
Speaker 1: So anyway, that day, I go to walk Penny and
Speaker 1: when I put my key in the door and open up,
Speaker 1: she's actually there in the kitchen and she was naked. No, sorry,
Speaker 1: it would be a very different story. Get am I
Speaker 1: getting ahead of the story. That's a different plot line
Speaker 1: from something else you've watched. Okay, so she was there
Speaker 1: when you open up the door. I'm sorry, yeah, no, no.
Speaker 1: So so she's home and I was like, oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: and she says she got off work early, and she
Speaker 1: was like, oh, I'm actually glad to see you, like
Speaker 1: I'm happy to see you, which was, you know, interesting. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So we start chatting again, just like last time, and
Speaker 1: I walked the dog and come back and she's like, hey,
Speaker 1: do you wanna do you want to go out for
Speaker 1: a drink or something? Oh? Nice out, ma'am. Yeah. So
Speaker 1: I would never ask out a client, but apparently she
Speaker 1: had no problem asking out the dog walkers she just hired. Okay, dude,
Speaker 1: that's sweet. That's got to feel good. It did feel good.
Speaker 1: So so I'm getting really LUs dude. Yeah, I can
Speaker 1: hear you blushing over the phone right now? So, um,
Speaker 1: we end up just kind of walking around the area
Speaker 1: a little bit. We find a little pizza place, so
Speaker 1: we stop in there and uh, we got some pizza
Speaker 1: and maybe half an hour and we got to check
Speaker 1: and she was like, Okay, well i'll see you later. Bye.
Speaker 1: That's it. Yeah, it's really only been like half an hour.
Speaker 1: So I was like, was this even a date? Did
Speaker 1: she just want to get some food and I happen
Speaker 1: to be here like I could really use somebody to
Speaker 1: get pizza with. Oh the dog walkers here, Let's go
Speaker 1: get pizza. What do you think? So who paid I did?
Speaker 1: I mean, it was just a couple of places of pizza,
Speaker 1: so it wasn't you know. One thought I had was
Speaker 1: I had just finished my root of eleven dogs and
Speaker 1: then I've got their scent all over me. I basically
Speaker 1: smell like a giant dog park, all right, And you're
Speaker 1: thinking that she smelled you at dinner and was like, okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: I gotta go. I don't want to date this dude.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe that was enough to put her off.
Speaker 1: I really don't know. So I texted her later and
Speaker 1: I was like, hey, are you doing okay? Is everything okay?
Speaker 1: And she took a little while to respond, and when
Speaker 1: she did, she said, actually, I found someone else to
Speaker 1: walk my dog. Who wow, Wow, you got dumped twice. Yeah. No,
Speaker 1: I got ditched on the date and ditched on the dog. Man.
Speaker 1: You must have done something else if she even fired
Speaker 1: you from walking her dog. That's what I thought too,
Speaker 1: So I said what happened? Did I do something wrong?
Speaker 1: And she said, nah, just not working out, that's it.
Speaker 1: Just nah, just not working out. And you don't remember
Speaker 1: saying anything like disparaging about her dog, or I would
Speaker 1: never How dare you? This is okay? I know this
Speaker 1: sounds bad, but like this is the biggest tragedy, losing
Speaker 1: that little dog. Yeah, you don't get to walk a
Speaker 1: little pinion anymore. I know. It actually kind of chokes
Speaker 1: me up. Well, maybe you should just cruise by your
Speaker 1: house and check on the dog. That could be okay.
Speaker 1: I mean I do still have the key, maybe I
Speaker 1: can check in creep. Well, I've got a better idea
Speaker 1: instead of just showing up at her house and using
Speaker 1: the key to get inside, let's just do a second
Speaker 1: date update then. Okay, Yeah, that's a great idea. Okay, cool,
Speaker 1: there's a second date update doesn't work, then we'll go
Speaker 1: to the next level. All right, all right, we'll play
Speaker 1: a song, come back, call her and get your second
Speaker 1: day up date. All right, all right, thank you guys
Speaker 1: so much on looking jubil in the morning. You know,
Speaker 1: a lot of people think that not calling somebody back
Speaker 1: for a second date is a victimless crime. But it's not.
Speaker 1: Because Joh, she's on the phone with us, and today
Speaker 1: he wants to call a girl who blew him off
Speaker 1: for a date. Here was her dog walker, And now
Speaker 1: not only does he not have a date, but he
Speaker 1: also doesn't have a dog to walk. And the real
Speaker 1: victim here, the real victim is Penny the dog. Hey, Josh,
Speaker 1: you're on the phone. Hey, yeah, I'm here. What come?
Speaker 1: Dog is Penny. She's a French bulldog, Penny the Frenchy
Speaker 1: sitting home alone, wondering when somebody's gonna come take her
Speaker 1: for a walk. But now nobody's showing up. Nobody's ever
Speaker 1: showing up. You get to take Penny for a walk.
Speaker 1: You're gonna make him cry all because Josh ruined a
Speaker 1: date and now a dog has to go walk less. Well,
Speaker 1: I don't think she's actually going walkless. What happened was Callie,
Speaker 1: the girl that we're about to call for a second
Speaker 1: date update, went out on a date with Josh day,
Speaker 1: went out and got some pizza. She kind of ended
Speaker 1: the day early. After the date, he texted her and
Speaker 1: asked the everything was okay, and she said, actually, I
Speaker 1: think I'm going to find a different dog walker. So
Speaker 1: I think Penny will be okay, but Josh might not be.
Speaker 1: We're about to find out. It is strange since she's
Speaker 1: the one that asked you out. Do you think you've
Speaker 1: screwed up on the date or do you think you
Speaker 1: screwed up walking her dog? I think there must have
Speaker 1: been something strange on the date because she was ready
Speaker 1: to go out and then at the end she was done. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you said, she finished the date pretty quickly, and she
Speaker 1: was kind of different to you after. So absolutely yeah.
Speaker 1: Unless maybe her dog texted her while you guys were
Speaker 1: out and told her about something you did while you
Speaker 1: were walking her. Yeah, well then I want to know
Speaker 1: what went wrong with the dog. I didn't I didn't
Speaker 1: do anything. Fred's are very advanced. I could see that.
Speaker 1: All right, I'm gonna dot her number right now. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm ready. All right, here we go. Hello, Hi is
Speaker 1: Callie there? This is she? Hey, Callie, how are you?
Speaker 1: My name is Jebil from Brook and Jewil in the Morning,
Speaker 1: and I'm I'm good. Have you ever heard of the
Speaker 1: show before the show? Yeah, Brooke and Jewel in the Morning.
Speaker 1: It's a radio show. Sorry, I haven't. What's it's about. Well,
Speaker 1: it's about a guy that you went on a date with.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. What I'll explain. We do a segment on
Speaker 1: our show called the second Date Update. So you recently
Speaker 1: went out with a dude named Josh. Okay, this is weird. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and Josh listens to our show, so he emailed us
Speaker 1: asking if we could call you to find out if
Speaker 1: he did something wrong when you guys went out for pizza. Huh, okay,
Speaker 1: Well I just don't think it's gonna work out. Yeah.
Speaker 1: He told us that he's kind of concerned because he
Speaker 1: doesn't know if he did something so bad that you
Speaker 1: wouldn't even allow him around your dog. I mean, I
Speaker 1: just realized he's not the kind of guy I want
Speaker 1: to be around, and really not the kind of guy
Speaker 1: I want Penny to be around a Penny is my dog?
Speaker 1: What's really? He seemed like super caring about your dogs,
Speaker 1: so much so that I think he was almost more
Speaker 1: upset about not getting to see Penny than not going
Speaker 1: out on another date. I don't, I mean, it wasn't
Speaker 1: he didn't do anything wrong. It's just kind of my thing,
Speaker 1: and I just realized he wasn't a good match. Okay,
Speaker 1: what is it? I mean, I'm really confused. You know,
Speaker 1: like different personality studies that like scientists do about like
Speaker 1: how to tell different traits about people. Yeah, I've had
Speaker 1: a lot of those done on me by psychologists. I'm
Speaker 1: familiar with those things. You're the only one that skips
Speaker 1: therapist to go straight to psychology. Yeah, no joke. I
Speaker 1: mean I'm just a big believer in that. I think
Speaker 1: that most of those things are really true. Okay, So
Speaker 1: did you make him take some kind of psychological tests
Speaker 1: or evaluation or something. No, I just I just have
Speaker 1: a little thing that I do to get to know
Speaker 1: people a little bit better. Oh what is it I
Speaker 1: want to know? Well, there's this one study and it's
Speaker 1: literally like ninety nine point nine percent correct all the
Speaker 1: time I read about it, And then I've been like
Speaker 1: paying attention to my life and this is like always true, okay,
Speaker 1: And it's that you can tell about somebody's personality based
Speaker 1: on the pizza toppings that they order. And where did
Speaker 1: you see this study? I read about it in Newsweek first, okay,
Speaker 1: and then I looked it up, and it's like the
Speaker 1: study was really well done. But in my life, like
Speaker 1: I mean, I've been doing this for a couple of
Speaker 1: years now, paying attention to what people order on their pizza.
Speaker 1: And it's true, like exactly what they say, like my friend,
Speaker 1: my ex boyfriends, like it's all true, like what they
Speaker 1: say matches up with what people like on their pizza. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it's like, I mean, it's kind of like astrological signs,
Speaker 1: like those definitions are always so vague that they could
Speaker 1: probably work for anybody. These have been really specific, and
Speaker 1: at first I would try to ignore it, like you know,
Speaker 1: try to go out with guys who their pizza toppings
Speaker 1: told me the wrong things about their personality, and it
Speaker 1: was a mistake, Like it works out better when I
Speaker 1: just follow the guy's lines. So what did he order
Speaker 1: on his pizza that made you ditch him after only
Speaker 1: a half an hour? He got the works, which is
Speaker 1: just a total red flag right off the back. Yeah,
Speaker 1: tell me about it. Come on, you mean like he
Speaker 1: got like green peppers and lots of meat and onions
Speaker 1: and some ops. He wasn't specific. He just ordered the works,
Speaker 1: you know. And that's so What that means is that
Speaker 1: somebody is indecisive and lazy if they can't even choose
Speaker 1: what toppings they want, they just order the one with everything. Okay,
Speaker 1: this has a like head of lots of flavor. I
Speaker 1: told you this is my thing. It really works for me,
Speaker 1: and that's how I judged him. If he ordered the works,
Speaker 1: he's probably never going to make anything of himself. Does
Speaker 1: he seem like a lazy no good dude? No? But
Speaker 1: I mean he is a professional dog walker and has
Speaker 1: been doing that for a while now. Doesn't strike me
Speaker 1: as like the most ambitious person. Come on, wait a second,
Speaker 1: I have to say something here, Kelly. That's Josh. He's
Speaker 1: actually on the other line and wants to talk to you. What. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's been listening this whole time. Yeah. I just really
Speaker 1: don't appreciate being called lazy and being judged on my
Speaker 1: pizza toppings. Are you serious? Look, this is my thing.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. You know, you seem really nice. But you know,
Speaker 1: maybe if you were a Pepperoni guy or something, it
Speaker 1: would work. That's a good choice. That's a Pepperoni guy.
Speaker 1: Pepperoni guys are givers. They're romantic. Interesting. Yeah, everyone likes pepperoni.
Speaker 1: Everyone gets pepperoni. That is the most cliche stereotypical thing
Speaker 1: I've ever heard. That's romantic. Not everybody gets it. You
Speaker 1: didn't get it. I ordered the works. There's pepperoni in that,
Speaker 1: along with one hundred other things that are all amazing. No,
Speaker 1: it's not the thing. It's not like if you order
Speaker 1: the meat lovers like those are the bad boys. You know,
Speaker 1: it's all the different ones. They're very specific. Kelly, What
Speaker 1: do you do if people like different things on different days?
Speaker 1: Like what if Josh orders Hawaiian the next time you
Speaker 1: hang out with them, but he should have ordered Hawaiian.
Speaker 1: I mean, Pineapple guys are They're great, They're up for anything. Really,
Speaker 1: this is unbelievable. Yes, I mean, I'm sorry you had
Speaker 1: to hear it this way, but I really think this
Speaker 1: is true and it does reflect accurately. I mean, you're
Speaker 1: a dogwalker. It doesn't seem like you're trying to do
Speaker 1: anything else with your life. For your information, if you'd
Speaker 1: bothered to ask anything about me on the date, you
Speaker 1: would have known that I'm studying to be a VET. Oh,
Speaker 1: this is the thing. The works. Guys. They're big talkers.
Speaker 1: They like to make big plans, but they really they
Speaker 1: have no follows that Josh, based on your pizza choice,
Speaker 1: you're not going to accomplish your goal of being a VET.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry you're telling you guys, it's really accurate. Key,
Speaker 1: I feel like you're really going to miss out on
Speaker 1: some good people like Josh who like the works because
Speaker 1: you're saying, get this weird study that you read that
Speaker 1: sounds like it came from Cosmo magazine. You know, I've
Speaker 1: dated so many guys in my life, and this works
Speaker 1: better than anything else, Like it worked better than my
Speaker 1: own instinct. Callie, Would you like to give it another
Speaker 1: shot and see if maybe he'll order a different kind
Speaker 1: of pizza or if you have another food test that
Speaker 1: we don't know about, you could take him to that restaurant.
Speaker 1: Would you go on a second date with Josh? We
Speaker 1: will pay for it. I really don't think it's going
Speaker 1: to work out, and for him. Really, I'm just kind
Speaker 1: of worried about his future. Wow, worried about his future?
Speaker 1: You know what, Callie, this is really unfair. And I
Speaker 1: understand if you think I'm not a good enough person
Speaker 1: to date, but could you at least give your dog
Speaker 1: the benefit of having me as her walker? I think
Speaker 1: we really had something. You still want to walk her
Speaker 1: dog even after she said all that to you. I'm
Speaker 1: perfectly fine having a professional relationship, and I care more
Speaker 1: about the dog at this point. I think he's dedicated
Speaker 1: and going places. Car I mean, wouldn't that be weird?
Speaker 1: Like we went on a date and now you know
Speaker 1: what I think of you. Then you still want to
Speaker 1: walk my dog? Well? Yeah, if you think I'm a
Speaker 1: guy who just has no ambition is going nowhere, you'll
Speaker 1: know you have a secure dog walker for a long time.
Speaker 1: What do you think, Callie? How about this no date
Speaker 1: but you let him still walk your dog Penny? Well,
Speaker 1: he was really great with Penny and the replacement guy
Speaker 1: I got. I'm not even gonna ask him out for
Speaker 1: pizza and so well, I don't even want to get
Speaker 1: to know him that well, And you guys really don't
Speaker 1: have to see each other, right, when you walk the dog. No,
Speaker 1: you can just joll up and walk the dog. Josh.
Speaker 1: You still have my key, right, yeah, I do, and
Speaker 1: I'll take really good care of Penny. A fine, we
Speaker 1: don't have to talk, but you can definitely walk my dog.
Speaker 1: You're really good at it all right. Well, no the
Speaker 1: second date for you, Josh. But you got your job
Speaker 1: back as a dog walker. That's what matters. Broken jewil
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Speaker 1: second date update if you missed it, this dude, Josh
Speaker 1: wanted to call a girl named Cali. They went out,
Speaker 1: had some pizza. We got her on the phone to
Speaker 1: find out why she wasn't calling him back, and it's
Speaker 1: because of his pizza choice. Believe it or not, that's
Speaker 1: the deal breaker. She said that she read some sort
Speaker 1: of survey or study on people's pizza choices. She made
Speaker 1: it sound very efficient, very efficient. I'm assuming it is
Speaker 1: like on BuzzFeed or something. Probably anyway, because he ordered
Speaker 1: a works pizza, she was like, not the kind of
Speaker 1: guy I want to date at all. Yeah, she said,
Speaker 1: he's like lazy and unmotivated and can't make decisions. She
Speaker 1: even went as far as to say that he wouldn't
Speaker 1: make it in his career that he wanted to have
Speaker 1: because of his pizza choice, So she didn't want to
Speaker 1: date a lazy loser that would order a works pizza.
Speaker 1: He someone just texted and just thought back on all
Speaker 1: my relationships and everything she said about pizza was holding true. Okay,
Speaker 1: maybe it is more true. She said that she does
Speaker 1: this with all of her dates. She takes them out
Speaker 1: out to pizza on a first date and then sees
Speaker 1: what they order and bases her decision on going out
Speaker 1: with him again based on what they order. If ordered
Speaker 1: the peer Pepperoni pizza, I guess he would have been
Speaker 1: okay great, and she really liked pineapple. Dudes, I'm married
Speaker 1: a Pepperoni guy. I'll tell you. Not very romantic, but
Speaker 1: an excellent choice in a partner. Okay, so text in
Speaker 1: at seven, eight, five nine two. What pizza choice? Won't
Speaker 1: you date? Let us know me if Veggie. If she
Speaker 1: orders Veggie, sorry I'm out. Someone else texted I bet
Speaker 1: she orders playing pizza. That is the insult. I guess.
Speaker 1: If you want a second date, up date, remember all
Speaker 1: you have to do is email the show and we
Speaker 1: will call the person that didn't call you back.