WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: Pizza Problems

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<v Speaker 1>Freaking jewels, second date of day. They always say, don't

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<v Speaker 1>mix business with pleasure. That's why I always wait till

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<v Speaker 1>I'm out of work to pleasure. And Josh is on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone today and he accidentally mixed some business with

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<v Speaker 1>pleasure and now he's out of a date opportunity and

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<v Speaker 1>out of a job. Who serious, what's up, Josh? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>kind of frustrating. So tell us about the girl that

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<v Speaker 1>you want to call today. So this girl I met,

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<v Speaker 1>her name is CALLIEH. And to the client of mine,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a dog walker. I walk eleven or qualk today.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't mean to laugh at that. When you say

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<v Speaker 1>a client, I think of like some huge business firm somewhere. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>for me, they're a big client. Yeah, yeah, that makes sense.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a feeling if you lose like one client

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<v Speaker 1>when you're a dog walker, that's a big hit to

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<v Speaker 1>your business. It can, but they tend to come and

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<v Speaker 1>go pretty frequently. You never know. Okay, So your email

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<v Speaker 1>said that she was a client of yours and now

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<v Speaker 1>she's not talking to you. Yeah, So, so basically the

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<v Speaker 1>story is she found me online and she lived pretty

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<v Speaker 1>close to me. Just if you walked away, which is great,

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<v Speaker 1>for me, and before I signed her on as a client,

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<v Speaker 1>I go over there to meet the dog and meet

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<v Speaker 1>her and exchange keys and everything. So that's how I

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<v Speaker 1>met her, Okay, And you're like, you know what, before

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<v Speaker 1>I walk your dog, you and I should get a

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<v Speaker 1>little intimate and get to know each other first. You

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<v Speaker 1>gotta get to know the owner before you can take

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<v Speaker 1>care of the dog. I try not to do that

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<v Speaker 1>with every client, you know. Did you want to ask

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<v Speaker 1>her out immediately? You know? I was attracted to her,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's not really appropriate for me to be asking

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<v Speaker 1>out clients, so that didn't even really cross my mind.

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<v Speaker 1>I was just like, Oh, she's really nice, this is great,

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<v Speaker 1>So how did you guys go out? Then? So I'd

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<v Speaker 1>been walking her dog for maybe a week, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>and just hadn't been that long, and because she looked

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<v Speaker 1>so close to me, she was the last dog on

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<v Speaker 1>my route. So when I went to walk Penny, by

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<v Speaker 1>the way, her dog, Penny is just like the cutest,

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<v Speaker 1>best dog ever, my favorite. Seriously, what girl doesn't fall

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<v Speaker 1>for a man who's good with dogs? Right? Yeah, it's good.

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<v Speaker 1>It's it's a good quality to have. I tend to

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<v Speaker 1>like the dogs better than the people. I can understand

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<v Speaker 1>that people kind of suck. Dogs are always kind of cool.

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<v Speaker 1>So anyway, that day, I go to walk Penny and

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<v Speaker 1>when I put my key in the door and open up,

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<v Speaker 1>she's actually there in the kitchen and she was naked. No, sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>it would be a very different story. Get am I

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<v Speaker 1>getting ahead of the story. That's a different plot line

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<v Speaker 1>from something else you've watched. Okay, so she was there

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<v Speaker 1>when you open up the door. I'm sorry, yeah, no, no.

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<v Speaker 1>So so she's home and I was like, oh my gosh,

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<v Speaker 1>and she says she got off work early, and she

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<v Speaker 1>was like, oh, I'm actually glad to see you, like

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<v Speaker 1>I'm happy to see you, which was, you know, interesting. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So we start chatting again, just like last time, and

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<v Speaker 1>I walked the dog and come back and she's like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>do you wanna do you want to go out for

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<v Speaker 1>a drink or something? Oh? Nice out, ma'am. Yeah. So

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<v Speaker 1>I would never ask out a client, but apparently she

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<v Speaker 1>had no problem asking out the dog walkers she just hired. Okay, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>that's sweet. That's got to feel good. It did feel good.

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<v Speaker 1>So so I'm getting really LUs dude. Yeah, I can

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<v Speaker 1>hear you blushing over the phone right now? So, um,

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<v Speaker 1>we end up just kind of walking around the area

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit. We find a little pizza place, so

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<v Speaker 1>we stop in there and uh, we got some pizza

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<v Speaker 1>and maybe half an hour and we got to check

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<v Speaker 1>and she was like, Okay, well i'll see you later. Bye.

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<v Speaker 1>That's it. Yeah, it's really only been like half an hour.

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<v Speaker 1>So I was like, was this even a date? Did

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<v Speaker 1>she just want to get some food and I happen

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<v Speaker 1>to be here like I could really use somebody to

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<v Speaker 1>get pizza with. Oh the dog walkers here, Let's go

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<v Speaker 1>get pizza. What do you think? So who paid I did?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, it was just a couple of places of pizza,

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<v Speaker 1>so it wasn't you know. One thought I had was

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<v Speaker 1>I had just finished my root of eleven dogs and

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<v Speaker 1>then I've got their scent all over me. I basically

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<v Speaker 1>smell like a giant dog park, all right, And you're

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<v Speaker 1>thinking that she smelled you at dinner and was like, okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta go. I don't want to date this dude.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Maybe that was enough to put her off.

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<v Speaker 1>I really don't know. So I texted her later and

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, hey, are you doing okay? Is everything okay?

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<v Speaker 1>And she took a little while to respond, and when

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<v Speaker 1>she did, she said, actually, I found someone else to

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<v Speaker 1>walk my dog. Who wow, Wow, you got dumped twice. Yeah. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I got ditched on the date and ditched on the dog. Man.

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<v Speaker 1>You must have done something else if she even fired

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<v Speaker 1>you from walking her dog. That's what I thought too,

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<v Speaker 1>So I said what happened? Did I do something wrong?

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<v Speaker 1>And she said, nah, just not working out, that's it.

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<v Speaker 1>Just nah, just not working out. And you don't remember

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<v Speaker 1>saying anything like disparaging about her dog, or I would

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<v Speaker 1>never How dare you? This is okay? I know this

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<v Speaker 1>sounds bad, but like this is the biggest tragedy, losing

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<v Speaker 1>that little dog. Yeah, you don't get to walk a

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<v Speaker 1>little pinion anymore. I know. It actually kind of chokes

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<v Speaker 1>me up. Well, maybe you should just cruise by your

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<v Speaker 1>house and check on the dog. That could be okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I do still have the key, maybe I

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<v Speaker 1>can check in creep. Well, I've got a better idea

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<v Speaker 1>instead of just showing up at her house and using

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<v Speaker 1>the key to get inside, let's just do a second

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<v Speaker 1>date update then. Okay, Yeah, that's a great idea. Okay, cool,

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<v Speaker 1>there's a second date update doesn't work, then we'll go

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<v Speaker 1>to the next level. All right, all right, we'll play

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<v Speaker 1>a song, come back, call her and get your second

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<v Speaker 1>day up date. All right, all right, thank you guys

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<v Speaker 1>so much on looking jubil in the morning. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of people think that not calling somebody back

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<v Speaker 1>for a second date is a victimless crime. But it's not.

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<v Speaker 1>Because Joh, she's on the phone with us, and today

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<v Speaker 1>he wants to call a girl who blew him off

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<v Speaker 1>for a date. Here was her dog walker, And now

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<v Speaker 1>not only does he not have a date, but he

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<v Speaker 1>also doesn't have a dog to walk. And the real

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<v Speaker 1>victim here, the real victim is Penny the dog. Hey, Josh,

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<v Speaker 1>you're on the phone. Hey, yeah, I'm here. What come?

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<v Speaker 1>Dog is Penny. She's a French bulldog, Penny the Frenchy

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<v Speaker 1>sitting home alone, wondering when somebody's gonna come take her

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<v Speaker 1>for a walk. But now nobody's showing up. Nobody's ever

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<v Speaker 1>showing up. You get to take Penny for a walk.

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<v Speaker 1>You're gonna make him cry all because Josh ruined a

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<v Speaker 1>date and now a dog has to go walk less. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think she's actually going walkless. What happened was Callie,

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<v Speaker 1>the girl that we're about to call for a second

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<v Speaker 1>date update, went out on a date with Josh day,

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<v Speaker 1>went out and got some pizza. She kind of ended

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<v Speaker 1>the day early. After the date, he texted her and

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<v Speaker 1>asked the everything was okay, and she said, actually, I

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<v Speaker 1>think I'm going to find a different dog walker. So

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<v Speaker 1>I think Penny will be okay, but Josh might not be.

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<v Speaker 1>We're about to find out. It is strange since she's

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<v Speaker 1>the one that asked you out. Do you think you've

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<v Speaker 1>screwed up on the date or do you think you

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<v Speaker 1>screwed up walking her dog? I think there must have

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<v Speaker 1>been something strange on the date because she was ready

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<v Speaker 1>to go out and then at the end she was done. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you said, she finished the date pretty quickly, and she

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<v Speaker 1>was kind of different to you after. So absolutely yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Unless maybe her dog texted her while you guys were

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<v Speaker 1>out and told her about something you did while you

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<v Speaker 1>were walking her. Yeah, well then I want to know

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<v Speaker 1>what went wrong with the dog. I didn't I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>do anything. Fred's are very advanced. I could see that.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, I'm gonna dot her number right now. Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm ready. All right, here we go. Hello, Hi is

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<v Speaker 1>Callie there? This is she? Hey, Callie, how are you?

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<v Speaker 1>My name is Jebil from Brook and Jewil in the Morning,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm I'm good. Have you ever heard of the

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<v Speaker 1>show before the show? Yeah, Brooke and Jewel in the Morning.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a radio show. Sorry, I haven't. What's it's about. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>it's about a guy that you went on a date with.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. What I'll explain. We do a segment on

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<v Speaker 1>our show called the second Date Update. So you recently

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<v Speaker 1>went out with a dude named Josh. Okay, this is weird. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and Josh listens to our show, so he emailed us

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<v Speaker 1>asking if we could call you to find out if

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<v Speaker 1>he did something wrong when you guys went out for pizza. Huh, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Well I just don't think it's gonna work out. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>He told us that he's kind of concerned because he

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't know if he did something so bad that you

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't even allow him around your dog. I mean, I

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<v Speaker 1>just realized he's not the kind of guy I want

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<v Speaker 1>to be around, and really not the kind of guy

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<v Speaker 1>I want Penny to be around a Penny is my dog?

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<v Speaker 1>What's really? He seemed like super caring about your dogs,

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<v Speaker 1>so much so that I think he was almost more

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<v Speaker 1>upset about not getting to see Penny than not going

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<v Speaker 1>out on another date. I don't, I mean, it wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>he didn't do anything wrong. It's just kind of my thing,

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<v Speaker 1>and I just realized he wasn't a good match. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>what is it? I mean, I'm really confused. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>like different personality studies that like scientists do about like

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<v Speaker 1>how to tell different traits about people. Yeah, I've had

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of those done on me by psychologists. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>familiar with those things. You're the only one that skips

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<v Speaker 1>therapist to go straight to psychology. Yeah, no joke. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean I'm just a big believer in that. I think

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<v Speaker 1>that most of those things are really true. Okay, So

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<v Speaker 1>did you make him take some kind of psychological tests

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<v Speaker 1>or evaluation or something. No, I just I just have

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<v Speaker 1>a little thing that I do to get to know

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<v Speaker 1>people a little bit better. Oh what is it I

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<v Speaker 1>want to know? Well, there's this one study and it's

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<v Speaker 1>literally like ninety nine point nine percent correct all the

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<v Speaker 1>time I read about it, And then I've been like

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<v Speaker 1>paying attention to my life and this is like always true, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>And it's that you can tell about somebody's personality based

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<v Speaker 1>on the pizza toppings that they order. And where did

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<v Speaker 1>you see this study? I read about it in Newsweek first, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>and then I looked it up, and it's like the

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<v Speaker 1>study was really well done. But in my life, like

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I've been doing this for a couple of

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<v Speaker 1>years now, paying attention to what people order on their pizza.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's true, like exactly what they say, like my friend,

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<v Speaker 1>my ex boyfriends, like it's all true, like what they

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<v Speaker 1>say matches up with what people like on their pizza. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's like, I mean, it's kind of like astrological signs,

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<v Speaker 1>like those definitions are always so vague that they could

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<v Speaker 1>probably work for anybody. These have been really specific, and

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<v Speaker 1>at first I would try to ignore it, like you know,

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<v Speaker 1>try to go out with guys who their pizza toppings

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<v Speaker 1>told me the wrong things about their personality, and it

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<v Speaker 1>was a mistake, Like it works out better when I

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<v Speaker 1>just follow the guy's lines. So what did he order

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<v Speaker 1>on his pizza that made you ditch him after only

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<v Speaker 1>a half an hour? He got the works, which is

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<v Speaker 1>just a total red flag right off the back. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>tell me about it. Come on, you mean like he

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<v Speaker 1>got like green peppers and lots of meat and onions

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<v Speaker 1>and some ops. He wasn't specific. He just ordered the works,

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<v Speaker 1>you know. And that's so What that means is that

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<v Speaker 1>somebody is indecisive and lazy if they can't even choose

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<v Speaker 1>what toppings they want, they just order the one with everything. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>this has a like head of lots of flavor. I

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<v Speaker 1>told you this is my thing. It really works for me,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's how I judged him. If he ordered the works,

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<v Speaker 1>he's probably never going to make anything of himself. Does

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<v Speaker 1>he seem like a lazy no good dude? No? But

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<v Speaker 1>I mean he is a professional dog walker and has

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<v Speaker 1>been doing that for a while now. Doesn't strike me

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<v Speaker 1>as like the most ambitious person. Come on, wait a second,

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<v Speaker 1>I have to say something here, Kelly. That's Josh. He's

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<v Speaker 1>actually on the other line and wants to talk to you. What. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he's been listening this whole time. Yeah. I just really

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<v Speaker 1>don't appreciate being called lazy and being judged on my

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<v Speaker 1>pizza toppings. Are you serious? Look, this is my thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. You know, you seem really nice. But you know,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe if you were a Pepperoni guy or something, it

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<v Speaker 1>would work. That's a good choice. That's a Pepperoni guy.

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<v Speaker 1>Pepperoni guys are givers. They're romantic. Interesting. Yeah, everyone likes pepperoni.

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone gets pepperoni. That is the most cliche stereotypical thing

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<v Speaker 1>I've ever heard. That's romantic. Not everybody gets it. You

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<v Speaker 1>didn't get it. I ordered the works. There's pepperoni in that,

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<v Speaker 1>along with one hundred other things that are all amazing. No,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not the thing. It's not like if you order

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<v Speaker 1>the meat lovers like those are the bad boys. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>it's all the different ones. They're very specific. Kelly, What

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<v Speaker 1>do you do if people like different things on different days?

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<v Speaker 1>Like what if Josh orders Hawaiian the next time you

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<v Speaker 1>hang out with them, but he should have ordered Hawaiian.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, Pineapple guys are They're great, They're up for anything. Really,

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<v Speaker 1>this is unbelievable. Yes, I mean, I'm sorry you had

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<v Speaker 1>to hear it this way, but I really think this

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<v Speaker 1>is true and it does reflect accurately. I mean, you're

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<v Speaker 1>a dogwalker. It doesn't seem like you're trying to do

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<v Speaker 1>anything else with your life. For your information, if you'd

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<v Speaker 1>bothered to ask anything about me on the date, you

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<v Speaker 1>would have known that I'm studying to be a VET. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>this is the thing. The works. Guys. They're big talkers.

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<v Speaker 1>They like to make big plans, but they really they

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<v Speaker 1>have no follows that Josh, based on your pizza choice,

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<v Speaker 1>you're not going to accomplish your goal of being a VET.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry you're telling you guys, it's really accurate. Key,

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like you're really going to miss out on

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<v Speaker 1>some good people like Josh who like the works because

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<v Speaker 1>you're saying, get this weird study that you read that

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<v Speaker 1>sounds like it came from Cosmo magazine. You know, I've

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<v Speaker 1>dated so many guys in my life, and this works

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<v Speaker 1>better than anything else, Like it worked better than my

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<v Speaker 1>own instinct. Callie, Would you like to give it another

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<v Speaker 1>shot and see if maybe he'll order a different kind

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<v Speaker 1>of pizza or if you have another food test that

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<v Speaker 1>we don't know about, you could take him to that restaurant.

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<v Speaker 1>Would you go on a second date with Josh? We

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<v Speaker 1>will pay for it. I really don't think it's going

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<v Speaker 1>to work out, and for him. Really, I'm just kind

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<v Speaker 1>of worried about his future. Wow, worried about his future?

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<v Speaker 1>You know what, Callie, this is really unfair. And I

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<v Speaker 1>understand if you think I'm not a good enough person

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<v Speaker 1>to date, but could you at least give your dog

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<v Speaker 1>the benefit of having me as her walker? I think

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<v Speaker 1>we really had something. You still want to walk her

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<v Speaker 1>dog even after she said all that to you. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>perfectly fine having a professional relationship, and I care more

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<v Speaker 1>about the dog at this point. I think he's dedicated

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<v Speaker 1>and going places. Car I mean, wouldn't that be weird?

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<v Speaker 1>Like we went on a date and now you know

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<v Speaker 1>what I think of you. Then you still want to

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<v Speaker 1>walk my dog? Well? Yeah, if you think I'm a

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<v Speaker 1>guy who just has no ambition is going nowhere, you'll

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<v Speaker 1>know you have a secure dog walker for a long time.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you think, Callie? How about this no date

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<v Speaker 1>but you let him still walk your dog Penny? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>he was really great with Penny and the replacement guy

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<v Speaker 1>I got. I'm not even gonna ask him out for

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<v Speaker 1>pizza and so well, I don't even want to get

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<v Speaker 1>to know him that well, And you guys really don't

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<v Speaker 1>have to see each other, right, when you walk the dog. No,

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<v Speaker 1>you can just joll up and walk the dog. Josh.

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<v Speaker 1>You still have my key, right, yeah, I do, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'll take really good care of Penny. A fine, we

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<v Speaker 1>don't have to talk, but you can definitely walk my dog.

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<v Speaker 1>You're really good at it all right. Well, no the

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<v Speaker 1>second date for you, Josh. But you got your job

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<v Speaker 1>back as a dog walker. That's what matters. Broken jewil

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<v Speaker 1>in the morning. The text in at seven eight five

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<v Speaker 1>nine two about today's second date update. It says that

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<v Speaker 1>guy dodged a bullet. I don't think so. I think

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<v Speaker 1>that he's lazy and unmotivated and he's not going to

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<v Speaker 1>do anything with his life. Talk about that in just

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<v Speaker 1>a second, but real quick, I just wonder if you

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<v Speaker 1>guys have heard anything about my friends at Advocates Law.

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<v Speaker 1>five one two thirty five fifty five. Now for the

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<v Speaker 1>second date update if you missed it, this dude, Josh

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to call a girl named Cali. They went out,

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<v Speaker 1>had some pizza. We got her on the phone to

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<v Speaker 1>find out why she wasn't calling him back, and it's

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<v Speaker 1>because of his pizza choice. Believe it or not, that's

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<v Speaker 1>the deal breaker. She said that she read some sort

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<v Speaker 1>of survey or study on people's pizza choices. She made

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<v Speaker 1>it sound very efficient, very efficient. I'm assuming it is

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<v Speaker 1>like on BuzzFeed or something. Probably anyway, because he ordered

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<v Speaker 1>a works pizza, she was like, not the kind of

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<v Speaker 1>guy I want to date at all. Yeah, she said,

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<v Speaker 1>he's like lazy and unmotivated and can't make decisions. She

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<v Speaker 1>even went as far as to say that he wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>make it in his career that he wanted to have

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<v Speaker 1>because of his pizza choice, So she didn't want to

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<v Speaker 1>date a lazy loser that would order a works pizza.

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<v Speaker 1>He someone just texted and just thought back on all

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<v Speaker 1>my relationships and everything she said about pizza was holding true. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe it is more true. She said that she does

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<v Speaker 1>this with all of her dates. She takes them out

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<v Speaker 1>out to pizza on a first date and then sees

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<v Speaker 1>what they order and bases her decision on going out

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<v Speaker 1>with him again based on what they order. If ordered

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<v Speaker 1>the peer Pepperoni pizza, I guess he would have been

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<v Speaker 1>okay great, and she really liked pineapple. Dudes, I'm married

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<v Speaker 1>a Pepperoni guy. I'll tell you. Not very romantic, but

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<v Speaker 1>an excellent choice in a partner. Okay, so text in

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<v Speaker 1>at seven, eight, five nine two. What pizza choice? Won't

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<v Speaker 1>you date? Let us know me if Veggie. If she

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<v Speaker 1>orders Veggie, sorry I'm out. Someone else texted I bet

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<v Speaker 1>she orders playing pizza. That is the insult. I guess.

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<v Speaker 1>If you want a second date, up date, remember all

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<v Speaker 1>you have to do is email the show and we

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<v Speaker 1>will call the person that didn't call you back.