WEBVTT - RYAN'S ROSES- The Target Receipt

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<v Speaker 1>One or two point seven Kiss FM, May the fourth

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<v Speaker 1>be with You. I feel like this is Easton or

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<v Speaker 1>other engineer's favorite day of the year. Am I Is

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<v Speaker 1>there any truth to that?

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<v Speaker 2>Probably? I think he's more of a Marvel guy.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I think I Do you think he chooses Marvel

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<v Speaker 1>over Star Wars? The MCU is Easton here today? Anybody

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<v Speaker 1>in the back room.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I don't think so.

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<v Speaker 1>You see he's celebrating May fourth by not showing up.

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<v Speaker 1>I think he's our He's our sci fi.

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<v Speaker 2>Guy, sci fi guy. You can quickly sign on.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, he can right from wherever he is. Not if

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<v Speaker 1>he celebrated on the lightsaber somewhere out in the boat.

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<v Speaker 2>We can text him and have him sign off.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Easton, if you're celebrating May the fourth be with

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<v Speaker 1>You day and you come back to listening to us

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<v Speaker 1>at any point, get in here. You've got the password

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<v Speaker 1>to the zoom. Meantime, it's time for Ryan's roses. Everybody

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<v Speaker 1>in on this. So Rita is on the line and

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<v Speaker 1>she thinks her husband is cheating on her. Apparently he

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<v Speaker 1>did something when he was out shopping and she saw

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<v Speaker 1>the receipt. Now, Rita, what did you find on the

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<v Speaker 1>target receipt.

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<v Speaker 3>I found a home pregnancy test.

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<v Speaker 1>Is there any reason he would buy that? Do you

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<v Speaker 1>have kids?

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<v Speaker 4>A Nope?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean I'm not pregnant, and there's no reason he

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<v Speaker 3>would think that I'm pregnant. My tubes were tired after

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<v Speaker 3>we had our third kid. Yeah, there's absolutely no reason

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<v Speaker 3>for him to buy a pregnancy test.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what to ask sy.

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<v Speaker 5>Does he have sisters cousins they are female that he's

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<v Speaker 5>very close with?

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<v Speaker 3>No? No, I mean it would just be like perfect

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<v Speaker 3>if he got bus for cheating because he tried to

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<v Speaker 3>save twenty five cents on a home pregnancy test.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, twenty five cents. I don't understand.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, how did you see me?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, well, so in our like target rewards, like I

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<v Speaker 3>could go through our history, like we get like money

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<v Speaker 3>off with our like target like.

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<v Speaker 2>The circle I know.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah yeah, yeah, uh so, And I mean he used

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<v Speaker 3>my phone number when and so he saved money when

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<v Speaker 3>he went and he bought all the.

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<v Speaker 2>All the history like they understand.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, all right, yeah, I think say no more is

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<v Speaker 1>the operative here? Hold on one second, We're going to

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<v Speaker 1>make this call to your husband. Next year. We can

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<v Speaker 1>find out their.

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<v Speaker 2>On air with a Ryan Seacrets.

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<v Speaker 1>On Air On Air with a Ryan Seacret, first time

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<v Speaker 1>listener to Ryan's roses, it is a public service. Rita's

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<v Speaker 1>reached out and said her husband is cheating on her.

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<v Speaker 1>She thinks so because she found the receipt for a

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<v Speaker 1>home pregnancy test. No reason to have that unless there's

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<v Speaker 1>somebody else he's buying it for. That's it's pretty clear.

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<v Speaker 1>So what we're gonna do, if you're just hearing this

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<v Speaker 1>for the first time, is we got Rida on the phone.

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<v Speaker 1>We're going to call her husband on the line, and

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<v Speaker 1>Sisney is going to play the role of a flower

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<v Speaker 1>shop salesperson doing a promotion. Follow along from there, Rita,

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<v Speaker 1>I need you to say, Ryan, you my permission to call,

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<v Speaker 1>and then his name, your husband's name on kiss FM.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Ryan, you have my permission to call on Kiss FM,

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<v Speaker 3>all right?

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<v Speaker 1>And I mean the guy trying to save twenty five

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<v Speaker 1>cents too.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know. I mean like he's always been such

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<v Speaker 3>a flirt. It's like this wouldn't even.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, you've always had doubts about your husband flirting.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean, he's never actually cheated on me as

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<v Speaker 3>far as I know. But he has always been a flirt,

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<v Speaker 3>and I've asked him in the past to tone it down. So,

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, he says it's just words, but I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>I just find it. Yeah, I just find it so disrespectful.

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<v Speaker 1>And we're going, we're going, we're going to be very quiet.

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<v Speaker 1>We're going on this. We're dialing them up. Now, let's

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<v Speaker 1>see if we can find out what's going on. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>good luck? Hello, Hi is this Kyle?

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<v Speaker 4>That depends who's calling.

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<v Speaker 5>Hi, Kyle, my name is Julie. I'm calling from the

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<v Speaker 5>fresh Flooris how you doing this morning?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm okay.

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<v Speaker 5>So we deliver in Pacoima and actually all over the

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<v Speaker 5>valley really and today we're offering local residents a promotion.

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<v Speaker 5>It's a free dozen red roses that you can send

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<v Speaker 5>to anyone that you'd like. They are free, absolutely free.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't need credit card info. I'm just trying to

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<v Speaker 5>promote my new business. All I ask is that if

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<v Speaker 5>you're pleased with our arrangements, that you refer us to

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<v Speaker 5>your friends or family.

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<v Speaker 2>Is there a person that you'd be interested in sending

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<v Speaker 2>free roses to?

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<v Speaker 4>Wait, So you're spending your morning cold calling people and

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<v Speaker 4>offering them three flowers.

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<v Speaker 2>We do this promotion about once a month.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, sir, what kind of guarantee do I have that

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<v Speaker 4>I would actually get the flowers and wouldn't just get

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<v Speaker 4>put on some mailing list for guys in relationships or something.

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<v Speaker 2>I will not put you on a bailing list.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, Yeah, send them to my wife. Her name is Rita.

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<v Speaker 2>Your wife's name is Rita. Okay, And what would you

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<v Speaker 2>like to put on the card?

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<v Speaker 4>Just put just for no reason at all? Love you?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, no reason at all, Love you.

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<v Speaker 1>Kyle. Your voice is being broadcast on the radio. Now

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<v Speaker 1>I have your wife Rita on the line. Stay with us.

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<v Speaker 1>We just have a question for you here. My name

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<v Speaker 1>is Ryan. Did you buy a home pregnancy test recently?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh? God, I don't know if I can answer that

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<v Speaker 4>on the radio.

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<v Speaker 1>You can?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, you can, Yes, you did? I did? Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>Can you tell us? Why?

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<v Speaker 4>Can I first ask my wife? Why I'm on the

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<v Speaker 4>radio with her?

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely, you may ask her.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Kyle, Yes, I found the pregnancy test on our

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<v Speaker 3>target account. You used my phone number?

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<v Speaker 4>Idiot? Wait, god, I get it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. So, okay, can you tell me who this mystery

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<v Speaker 3>person is that you about the pregnancy test?

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<v Speaker 1>For yes, go ahead, since you get it, tell us.

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<v Speaker 4>Babe, bye, babebe. I'm happy to explain. First of all,

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<v Speaker 4>I am not cheating on you. I've got no one pregnant.

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<v Speaker 4>I haven't slept with anyone.

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<v Speaker 1>But you, so can you explain?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay. So there's a young lady in turning at the firm.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, I knew it. You love the young ladies.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 4>Hold on, there's a young lady in Tranta firm. She

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<v Speaker 4>has gotten herself in a bad situation. I was in

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<v Speaker 4>the office and she came to my office crying the

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<v Speaker 4>other day. She didn't know what to do or who

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<v Speaker 4>to turn to, and I could tell something was off.

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<v Speaker 4>So I asked her if she was okay, and she

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<v Speaker 4>just spilled the beans that she was concerned about being pregnant.

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<v Speaker 4>And I don't want to get into the details on

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<v Speaker 4>the radio, but the first thing she needed to know

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<v Speaker 4>is whether she was pregnant or not. So I picked

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<v Speaker 4>up the test and I gave it to her the

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<v Speaker 4>next day.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh huh, Yeah, that sounds really plausible. And is she pregnant?

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<v Speaker 4>Look, I have no idea, that's none of my business.

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<v Speaker 4>She can take it from.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, exactly that you ask your girlfriends. Look, look, if

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<v Speaker 4>she needs any more advice, maybe she'll come, maybe she won't.

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<v Speaker 4>But it's up to her. And she came to me

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<v Speaker 4>for some reason. That's all I can tell you.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, I don't believe you. You sup with her,

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<v Speaker 3>didn't you? You just like can't resist?

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<v Speaker 4>Babe. Look, I promise you I have never cheated on you.

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<v Speaker 4>I know I used to be a little immature in

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<v Speaker 4>a lot of ways, but I'm not like that anymore.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, okay, whatever, Well read it.

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<v Speaker 1>I can hear it in your voice. You don't believe him.

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<v Speaker 1>I hear it. Who is it? Who is who is it?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah? Who is this? Look? Look, baby, I don't want

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<v Speaker 4>to say her name on the radio, but I promise

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<v Speaker 4>I will tell you about her when I get home.

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<v Speaker 1>That's fair. You don't want to say it on the air,

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<v Speaker 1>but read it. This is for you United. We're going

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<v Speaker 1>to let you guys go. You can follow this and

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<v Speaker 1>see this through, and good luck to both of you.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't believe him.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't get good vibes from him.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't either.

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<v Speaker 2>Ah, And right at.

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<v Speaker 5>The gay he was like, are you putting on some

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<v Speaker 5>lists with some guys in relationships.

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<v Speaker 1>Well right, Like, well, that's a weird question, asked that.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, what, so.

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<v Speaker 5>I was almost like, he knows about Ryan Jose's he

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<v Speaker 5>think he's lying.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, if I were to hear his voice, like the

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<v Speaker 1>sound of his voice saying random words with no meaning,

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<v Speaker 1>I would believe him because I thought he'd a good

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<v Speaker 1>sounding guy.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like I kind of believe him.

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<v Speaker 1>But no, I don't believe him like I.

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<v Speaker 2>Do, but I still think it's inappropriate. You don't buy

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<v Speaker 2>a pregnancy test for someone you work with, for.

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<v Speaker 1>Sure, And what makes you believe him?

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<v Speaker 2>Kind of the sound of his voice.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm telling you, the sound of his voice makes me

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<v Speaker 1>think he's a good guy. It's what he was saying

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<v Speaker 1>with the sound of his voice that makes me think

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<v Speaker 1>he's a liar.