1 00:00:01,360 --> 00:00:03,320 Speaker 1: When I woke up this morning, I was feeling pretty dangerous. 2 00:00:03,320 --> 00:00:07,400 Speaker 1: We're on a Cincinnati it's my team, it's my quarterbad 3 00:00:07,800 --> 00:00:10,760 Speaker 1: they are well, we thought they were wet about Hello, 4 00:00:11,880 --> 00:00:14,240 Speaker 1: you play to win the day. They want you to 5 00:00:14,280 --> 00:00:16,440 Speaker 1: cook the dinner. Pleast. They ought to let you shout 6 00:00:16,440 --> 00:00:17,959 Speaker 1: for some of the grocery. And on the way up, 7 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:21,080 Speaker 1: we're gonna buy to kneecap all you kidding me? Playoffs. 8 00:00:21,400 --> 00:00:23,480 Speaker 1: I'm just here so I won't get fine. How could 9 00:00:23,480 --> 00:00:27,440 Speaker 1: he not be romantic about football? How could you not 10 00:00:27,560 --> 00:00:31,840 Speaker 1: be romantic about football? That's right, Aaron Rodgers. Welcome to 11 00:00:32,720 --> 00:00:39,599 Speaker 1: Benched with Bonetta. The very first episode, baby, actually it's 12 00:00:39,600 --> 00:00:41,400 Speaker 1: the third because we had to do some practices because 13 00:00:41,400 --> 00:00:43,280 Speaker 1: I was a little a little rough around the edges 14 00:00:43,360 --> 00:00:47,600 Speaker 1: doing my first podcast. Guys, I am so excited. Thank 15 00:00:47,640 --> 00:00:51,239 Speaker 1: you for being here, thank you for subscribing and logging 16 00:00:51,280 --> 00:00:53,599 Speaker 1: on and listening. We are so excited to bring you 17 00:00:53,640 --> 00:00:57,000 Speaker 1: this show. We are going to talk all things football, 18 00:00:57,360 --> 00:01:00,840 Speaker 1: everything outside of football. We're gonna listen to some dms 19 00:01:00,840 --> 00:01:03,120 Speaker 1: in a minute here, because yes, I did the unthinkable. 20 00:01:03,200 --> 00:01:06,480 Speaker 1: I opened my dms this weekend and we'll continue to 21 00:01:07,319 --> 00:01:10,440 Speaker 1: like a madwoman as we go on throughout the year. Um, 22 00:01:11,440 --> 00:01:15,160 Speaker 1: I wouldn't be here without my sidekicks. Welcome into the show. 23 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:18,760 Speaker 1: I want to introduce you to the greatest mastermind that's 24 00:01:18,760 --> 00:01:23,840 Speaker 1: putting together the show. Justin Graver, everybody, do people go 25 00:01:23,880 --> 00:01:27,759 Speaker 1: on you graveyard? Is that a real thing? Graveyard? Not 26 00:01:27,840 --> 00:01:30,440 Speaker 1: so much. Dan Hands is of around the NFL has 27 00:01:30,480 --> 00:01:35,040 Speaker 1: made Gravedigger popular? What about? What about like Junkyard Dog? 28 00:01:35,680 --> 00:01:38,400 Speaker 1: That's cool. Junkyard Dog was a player on the Raptors. 29 00:01:38,400 --> 00:01:42,600 Speaker 1: What was his name, Jerome Williams, Williams something like that. 30 00:01:42,640 --> 00:01:44,600 Speaker 1: I used to love him and now I forget his name. Ah. 31 00:01:44,640 --> 00:01:46,800 Speaker 1: And then the other little voice that you just heard 32 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:52,240 Speaker 1: was my buddy Mohan. Mohan was my producer at Fox, 33 00:01:52,760 --> 00:01:56,280 Speaker 1: and I enjoyed his company so much and he made 34 00:01:56,280 --> 00:01:59,080 Speaker 1: me a smarter person and a funnier person, and he 35 00:01:59,200 --> 00:02:03,520 Speaker 1: is one of my favorite people. Um well, I set 36 00:02:03,560 --> 00:02:07,120 Speaker 1: the bar, so thank you. I've never been so nice 37 00:02:07,160 --> 00:02:09,079 Speaker 1: to me, but I really haven't. And this is where 38 00:02:09,080 --> 00:02:11,320 Speaker 1: it stops. I just I'm being nice to you now 39 00:02:11,320 --> 00:02:13,000 Speaker 1: so that people can kind of look back on this 40 00:02:13,040 --> 00:02:15,000 Speaker 1: episode and be like, she's not that bad. It was 41 00:02:15,080 --> 00:02:17,520 Speaker 1: kind to him once upon a time, but people need 42 00:02:17,560 --> 00:02:21,760 Speaker 1: to know, Um, Mohan is a black belt in taekwondo. 43 00:02:22,280 --> 00:02:25,679 Speaker 1: You're a chess master, Um, and you really like to 44 00:02:25,680 --> 00:02:28,960 Speaker 1: play the victim card. I really love to be like, Oh, 45 00:02:29,040 --> 00:02:31,000 Speaker 1: I'm being bullied all the time, and that's that's how 46 00:02:31,040 --> 00:02:33,000 Speaker 1: you get bullied. That's how you get your black belt. 47 00:02:33,240 --> 00:02:36,960 Speaker 1: That's what do you call yourself? You're a sneak, You're 48 00:02:37,080 --> 00:02:40,840 Speaker 1: you're a what's the thing you call yourself? You're scammers. 49 00:02:41,080 --> 00:02:43,800 Speaker 1: He's a schemer. He's a schemer and a scammera everybody 50 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:45,440 Speaker 1: and he's a part of this show. Those are pretty 51 00:02:45,440 --> 00:02:50,680 Speaker 1: different things. Yeah, definitely better than a scammer. I think, Yes, guys, 52 00:02:50,680 --> 00:02:52,560 Speaker 1: these are my two new best friends and they are 53 00:02:52,880 --> 00:02:55,480 Speaker 1: stuck with me through this journey. And I asked them, 54 00:02:55,600 --> 00:02:57,320 Speaker 1: you know, we're gonna get to know each other as 55 00:02:57,320 --> 00:02:59,799 Speaker 1: we go on this journey. I asked them if there 56 00:02:59,840 --> 00:03:03,720 Speaker 1: was one superhero or movie character that you could use 57 00:03:03,720 --> 00:03:05,960 Speaker 1: to describe yourself so that people could just get your 58 00:03:06,040 --> 00:03:08,760 Speaker 1: vibe very quickly, who would it be. I'll go first. 59 00:03:08,800 --> 00:03:13,200 Speaker 1: I feel like a like a female non creepy pee 60 00:03:13,240 --> 00:03:16,200 Speaker 1: wee herman. I think that that encapsulates who I am. 61 00:03:16,240 --> 00:03:19,480 Speaker 1: Actually pretty much to the t Justin Graver. Who are you, 62 00:03:19,560 --> 00:03:21,840 Speaker 1: Junkyard Dog? I think non creepy is very important there. 63 00:03:21,840 --> 00:03:24,280 Speaker 1: Who are you going with? I went with Doctor Strange, 64 00:03:24,320 --> 00:03:26,720 Speaker 1: I went superhero route, and I went with Doctor Strange, 65 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:32,200 Speaker 1: my post car accident, post arrogance version of Doctor Strange. 66 00:03:32,200 --> 00:03:35,320 Speaker 1: So more like kind of a little bit in control 67 00:03:35,400 --> 00:03:39,640 Speaker 1: behind the scenes, like not always scene, but technical wizard. 68 00:03:39,840 --> 00:03:44,960 Speaker 1: You can make some happen. Yeah, you're into the mystic arts, Yes, yes, no, 69 00:03:45,160 --> 00:03:48,160 Speaker 1: I'm art right just then, Yeah, I'm being in the MCU. 70 00:03:48,240 --> 00:03:51,640 Speaker 1: I'm already getting started here. Who I actually cannot wait 71 00:03:51,880 --> 00:03:54,280 Speaker 1: it first, so I put some thought into it. I 72 00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:57,680 Speaker 1: was thinking about superheroes. I'm gonna go with Batman. No, 73 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:04,080 Speaker 1: you're not Batman's Batman's trustee, Butler Alfred. I'll tell you why, 74 00:04:04,840 --> 00:04:07,320 Speaker 1: because it was to flip this five hundred pound table 75 00:04:07,360 --> 00:04:09,120 Speaker 1: in front of me. Mohan, I'm I'm a little bit 76 00:04:09,120 --> 00:04:13,760 Speaker 1: of an old soul. Wise, I'm resourceful, and I'm a 77 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:18,440 Speaker 1: good hype man for my guy Batman. So wow, dude, 78 00:04:17,160 --> 00:04:20,680 Speaker 1: I thank you. That's actually you thought I was gonna 79 00:04:20,680 --> 00:04:23,920 Speaker 1: say Batman. I absolutely I warned you before we started recording. 80 00:04:23,960 --> 00:04:26,200 Speaker 1: I said Mohan, don't say Batman or else I will 81 00:04:26,240 --> 00:04:28,200 Speaker 1: walk out of this room because you're that kind of guy. 82 00:04:28,240 --> 00:04:34,000 Speaker 1: Was guys, enough of these Shenanigans. Okay. We've got Doctor Strange, 83 00:04:34,160 --> 00:04:36,960 Speaker 1: and we've got Alfred and we got Peewee Herman. Okay, 84 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:39,680 Speaker 1: that's the show that you guys have signed up to 85 00:04:39,720 --> 00:04:41,600 Speaker 1: listen to every single week, and we hope that you 86 00:04:41,640 --> 00:04:46,920 Speaker 1: don't leave us. But enough of that football. Oh my 87 00:04:47,400 --> 00:04:52,680 Speaker 1: sweet baby, Lord Jesus, where we gifted just a platter 88 00:04:53,480 --> 00:04:58,240 Speaker 1: of beautiful, beauty of beauty. Okay. And I have been 89 00:04:58,360 --> 00:05:03,359 Speaker 1: up all night thinking about these games, and I wrote 90 00:05:03,360 --> 00:05:07,039 Speaker 1: a dang song from my soul and guess what, I 91 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:08,800 Speaker 1: don't know how to play guitar well, and I'm not 92 00:05:08,839 --> 00:05:12,160 Speaker 1: a great singer. But just this was recorded at literally 93 00:05:12,360 --> 00:05:15,520 Speaker 1: three forty five a m. Because I've just been up 94 00:05:15,560 --> 00:05:27,479 Speaker 1: all night, sick with love over this sport. Rolling. Kickers 95 00:05:27,520 --> 00:05:33,000 Speaker 1: are people too. They go through more than me, more 96 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:38,640 Speaker 1: than you. Kickers are people team in the cold, in 97 00:05:38,760 --> 00:05:41,719 Speaker 1: the heat, when their team looks like cool, they have 98 00:05:41,880 --> 00:05:45,520 Speaker 1: all the pressure, they get all the glory, but in 99 00:05:45,640 --> 00:05:49,520 Speaker 1: then this will tweet me and be very sorry. Kickers 100 00:05:49,560 --> 00:05:54,440 Speaker 1: are people too. Just about every single game this weekend 101 00:05:54,560 --> 00:05:59,599 Speaker 1: ended with you, kickers are people too. You may not 102 00:05:59,680 --> 00:06:03,760 Speaker 1: remember the names, and that's embarrassing for you. Shadows. Rob 103 00:06:05,320 --> 00:06:18,160 Speaker 1: Heaven make fears and hares about her and young I 104 00:06:18,200 --> 00:06:20,600 Speaker 1: know he didn't play what He's amazing and it round. 105 00:06:22,040 --> 00:06:30,640 Speaker 1: Kickers are people. Kickers are people too, Mohun. I know 106 00:06:30,720 --> 00:06:33,359 Speaker 1: that you always say who cares about kickers? That's like 107 00:06:33,360 --> 00:06:36,479 Speaker 1: a thing that you actually always say to me. Kickers 108 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:42,000 Speaker 1: are people to people? All right. I was so blown 109 00:06:42,040 --> 00:06:45,120 Speaker 1: away by all of these games, and I really want 110 00:06:45,120 --> 00:06:47,279 Speaker 1: to focus. I know everyone's talking about kickers today, but 111 00:06:47,320 --> 00:06:49,760 Speaker 1: they just deserve all of the attention that they are getting. 112 00:06:49,760 --> 00:06:53,520 Speaker 1: Because listen, we had our Christmas party at NFL Network. 113 00:06:53,560 --> 00:06:57,120 Speaker 1: We had it at SOFI Stadium, breg and we were 114 00:06:57,160 --> 00:06:59,520 Speaker 1: able to go down on the field and part of 115 00:06:59,560 --> 00:07:02,160 Speaker 1: the excitement was that we got to kick our own 116 00:07:02,240 --> 00:07:05,599 Speaker 1: field goals. Grever, did you try it? I did? I'd 117 00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:08,240 Speaker 1: rather not talk about you. Have you absolutely have to 118 00:07:08,760 --> 00:07:11,320 Speaker 1: Was it successful? Or did you? Did? Everyone bill you? So? 119 00:07:11,400 --> 00:07:14,080 Speaker 1: I was wearing dress shoes and that's really really hard 120 00:07:14,120 --> 00:07:16,360 Speaker 1: to kick in and the ball did not get above 121 00:07:16,400 --> 00:07:18,760 Speaker 1: my knee in terms of hip off the ground, So yeah, 122 00:07:18,760 --> 00:07:22,040 Speaker 1: pretty bad. I honestly didn't even try. I got down 123 00:07:22,040 --> 00:07:24,440 Speaker 1: there and I think I was on like the forty 124 00:07:24,520 --> 00:07:27,680 Speaker 1: or the thirty. No, I was on like the twenty five. Okay. 125 00:07:27,680 --> 00:07:31,320 Speaker 1: I was giving myself some hope, and I didn't do 126 00:07:31,360 --> 00:07:36,119 Speaker 1: it because I was just like, there's absolutely no way 127 00:07:36,320 --> 00:07:38,800 Speaker 1: I think that when you're in a game or you're 128 00:07:38,800 --> 00:07:42,560 Speaker 1: watching on TV, these guys just make it look so 129 00:07:42,640 --> 00:07:45,520 Speaker 1: easy and like whatever the scale that with in which 130 00:07:45,520 --> 00:07:49,360 Speaker 1: you're looking at the field, it looks close. I'm telling 131 00:07:49,400 --> 00:07:51,160 Speaker 1: you right now, I know a lot of people don't 132 00:07:51,200 --> 00:07:53,120 Speaker 1: have like the privilege of being able to go down 133 00:07:53,120 --> 00:07:58,680 Speaker 1: on an NFL field. It is insane what these guys 134 00:07:58,760 --> 00:08:03,680 Speaker 1: do every single gosh darn weekend. Not only are they 135 00:08:03,760 --> 00:08:06,920 Speaker 1: kicking at an insane distance, shout out Justin Tucker, He's 136 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:11,240 Speaker 1: an insane person. What an athletic feat that was. But 137 00:08:11,640 --> 00:08:15,800 Speaker 1: the preciseness and the precision in which that they have 138 00:08:15,880 --> 00:08:18,960 Speaker 1: to do it is just so crazy. They it leads 139 00:08:18,960 --> 00:08:22,239 Speaker 1: me to believe that they've got did you watch Free Solo? Yeah, 140 00:08:22,280 --> 00:08:25,040 Speaker 1: Alex hunold you know how he's literally got something different 141 00:08:25,080 --> 00:08:27,360 Speaker 1: in his brain that allows him to just like not 142 00:08:28,120 --> 00:08:31,160 Speaker 1: feel the fear that we would feel doing something like that. 143 00:08:31,480 --> 00:08:35,800 Speaker 1: I genuinely think that kickers are built differently. They are, 144 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:39,360 Speaker 1: like I mentioned in my beautiful lyrics that I wrote, 145 00:08:39,400 --> 00:08:41,800 Speaker 1: they have all of the pressure on them in the 146 00:08:41,920 --> 00:08:43,640 Speaker 1: entire game. A lot of it comes down to them. 147 00:08:43,880 --> 00:08:46,080 Speaker 1: Three out of the four games, all of the games, 148 00:08:46,120 --> 00:08:49,640 Speaker 1: it came down to the kicker this weekend, and your 149 00:08:49,800 --> 00:08:52,520 Speaker 1: entire team is looking at you and being like, dude, 150 00:08:52,520 --> 00:08:55,080 Speaker 1: you gotta do this, And for this was insane. We 151 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:58,560 Speaker 1: heard Joe Burrow postgame talk about Evan McPherson and making 152 00:08:58,960 --> 00:09:03,080 Speaker 1: his kick. Can we play this Burrow sound? That guy's unbelievable, 153 00:09:03,640 --> 00:09:06,480 Speaker 1: he said. So he was talking to Brandon as he 154 00:09:06,520 --> 00:09:08,800 Speaker 1: was going out to kick. He'd give a little warm 155 00:09:08,880 --> 00:09:11,520 Speaker 1: up swing and he said, it looks like we're going 156 00:09:11,559 --> 00:09:13,360 Speaker 1: to the AFC Championship right before he went out there 157 00:09:13,360 --> 00:09:17,280 Speaker 1: to kick it. That is a mad man. That is 158 00:09:17,320 --> 00:09:19,760 Speaker 1: a madman. That's a guy that does not care how 159 00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:22,240 Speaker 1: he's gonna look afterwards if he gets it wrong. He's 160 00:09:22,280 --> 00:09:24,560 Speaker 1: just like, there is no other universe. There is no 161 00:09:24,760 --> 00:09:27,199 Speaker 1: other universe where I missed this. I am going to 162 00:09:27,520 --> 00:09:31,480 Speaker 1: just the con. I've never been more confident. I've never 163 00:09:31,520 --> 00:09:34,840 Speaker 1: been as confident as him about something in my life. 164 00:09:34,880 --> 00:09:36,440 Speaker 1: I can't even tell you that I'm going to breathe 165 00:09:36,679 --> 00:09:39,559 Speaker 1: my next breath with such confidence as this guy. It's 166 00:09:39,600 --> 00:09:44,760 Speaker 1: just I don't think we realize how amazing these people are. Kickers, man, 167 00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:48,800 Speaker 1: they were the highlight of the weekend. I was blown 168 00:09:48,960 --> 00:09:52,520 Speaker 1: out of my frick him slippers. And to add to 169 00:09:52,600 --> 00:09:56,320 Speaker 1: add to that, McPherson is a rookie and the guy 170 00:09:56,360 --> 00:10:00,440 Speaker 1: went eight for eight, the new guy, and you're like, oh, 171 00:10:00,480 --> 00:10:02,199 Speaker 1: I got this. I guess we're going to the Chambie chip. 172 00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:03,920 Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. I think some people are just 173 00:10:04,160 --> 00:10:08,400 Speaker 1: built differently. They can handle. Are you cool under pressure? Yeah? 174 00:10:08,440 --> 00:10:12,079 Speaker 1: I guess you're sweating from here for sure. It depends 175 00:10:12,080 --> 00:10:15,400 Speaker 1: on what it is. Graver Junkyard Dog, Are you good 176 00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:19,480 Speaker 1: under pressure? I'm okay. I wouldn't consider myself anywhere near 177 00:10:19,520 --> 00:10:22,360 Speaker 1: the level of an NFL kicker. It's just amazing. They 178 00:10:22,400 --> 00:10:25,120 Speaker 1: deserve badges of honor and we should all stand up 179 00:10:25,120 --> 00:10:27,840 Speaker 1: and clap, even if they miss every single time. Anyways, 180 00:10:28,040 --> 00:10:30,800 Speaker 1: kickers are amazing. We love you. Kickers. Kickers are people's too. 181 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:33,520 Speaker 1: Shout outs to you, all right. The other thing that 182 00:10:33,559 --> 00:10:36,480 Speaker 1: a lot of people are talking about today, Tuesday, and 183 00:10:36,520 --> 00:10:39,720 Speaker 1: probably for the rest of the week, is this dang 184 00:10:39,960 --> 00:10:45,400 Speaker 1: coin toss situation. Okay, oh my goodness, the Chief's Bills 185 00:10:45,480 --> 00:10:50,440 Speaker 1: game went into overtime, the coin was tossed, the Chiefs 186 00:10:50,440 --> 00:10:52,800 Speaker 1: got the call, they got to go down the field first. 187 00:10:53,200 --> 00:10:54,880 Speaker 1: A lot of people are up in arms. Listen, it 188 00:10:54,880 --> 00:10:57,560 Speaker 1: doesn't matter, it doesn't matter what happened, it doesn't matter 189 00:10:57,559 --> 00:10:59,840 Speaker 1: who would have won. People would be angry about some 190 00:11:00,040 --> 00:11:03,040 Speaker 1: thing today. I think that where the anger is coming 191 00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:06,240 Speaker 1: from is we had a whole weekend filled with like 192 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:12,360 Speaker 1: such incredible, exciting football and this was just the juiciest 193 00:11:12,559 --> 00:11:15,720 Speaker 1: piece of meat of a game to watch. In the end, 194 00:11:15,760 --> 00:11:19,360 Speaker 1: they're like, it's just amazing that even happened. And for 195 00:11:19,480 --> 00:11:22,640 Speaker 1: us to only get a couple more seconds and for 196 00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:24,679 Speaker 1: the Chiefs to score a touchdown so quickly. I think 197 00:11:24,679 --> 00:11:26,800 Speaker 1: that that's actually where all the anger is coming from, 198 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:29,160 Speaker 1: is that we didn't get more of it. It's not 199 00:11:29,280 --> 00:11:30,840 Speaker 1: like all the Bills didn't get a chance. No, no no, no, 200 00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:33,440 Speaker 1: It's like, no, we all just wanted more football, and 201 00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:36,880 Speaker 1: usually we do get more football when it comes to overtime. 202 00:11:36,920 --> 00:11:39,040 Speaker 1: It's just like, Okay, we get to enjoy this game 203 00:11:39,080 --> 00:11:43,920 Speaker 1: for another like ten minutes, fifteen minutes maybe, and that 204 00:11:44,040 --> 00:11:47,440 Speaker 1: just didn't happen. They just scored so quickly, which leads me. Okay, 205 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:51,840 Speaker 1: so everyone's coming up with their new ideas for overtime today. 206 00:11:51,840 --> 00:11:54,280 Speaker 1: There should the coin toss be removed? Should there be 207 00:11:54,320 --> 00:11:56,880 Speaker 1: something in its place? Here's my idea, because everyone's adding 208 00:11:56,880 --> 00:12:00,520 Speaker 1: to this conversation, I might as well as well. I 209 00:12:00,559 --> 00:12:06,960 Speaker 1: think that both teams should get a chance to finish 210 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:11,280 Speaker 1: out the first period. There should be no golden goal, 211 00:12:11,640 --> 00:12:14,160 Speaker 1: there should be no first touchdown and it wins. You 212 00:12:14,160 --> 00:12:16,520 Speaker 1: should get the first period. I think it's what they 213 00:12:16,520 --> 00:12:19,520 Speaker 1: call it. See where we're at. Okay, by the end 214 00:12:19,520 --> 00:12:21,679 Speaker 1: of it, if there's a clear winner, if somebody is leading, 215 00:12:21,720 --> 00:12:24,560 Speaker 1: then that is who wins. But both teams get to 216 00:12:24,559 --> 00:12:27,760 Speaker 1: touch the ball. And then after that, you know, people 217 00:12:27,760 --> 00:12:30,319 Speaker 1: don't want a million periods of overtime. I understand that 218 00:12:30,360 --> 00:12:33,040 Speaker 1: as well, because then the excitement dies down. I for 219 00:12:33,080 --> 00:12:37,440 Speaker 1: one of them. A huge fan of penalty kicks in soccer. 220 00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:39,400 Speaker 1: I covered soccer for many a year as I got 221 00:12:39,440 --> 00:12:42,959 Speaker 1: to go to World Cups. It's I think one of 222 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:46,120 Speaker 1: the greatest things in sports. A lot of people do 223 00:12:46,160 --> 00:12:49,840 Speaker 1: not feel that way. I think there's got to be 224 00:12:49,920 --> 00:12:55,160 Speaker 1: some kind of equivalent to that, because the excitement in 225 00:12:55,800 --> 00:13:01,160 Speaker 1: watching penalty kicks is the most incredible feeling in sports. 226 00:13:01,160 --> 00:13:04,600 Speaker 1: I think even if your team doesn't win, the excitement 227 00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:07,320 Speaker 1: and that experience is just so incredible. I think that 228 00:13:07,360 --> 00:13:10,080 Speaker 1: there's got to be something like that in football. And 229 00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:12,200 Speaker 1: we were just talking about it, should should it be 230 00:13:12,640 --> 00:13:17,520 Speaker 1: quarterback versus quarterback? Who can throw the furthest down the field? 231 00:13:17,520 --> 00:13:19,520 Speaker 1: And listen, all of these ideas are going to sound 232 00:13:19,559 --> 00:13:23,040 Speaker 1: so dumb and so ridiculous because football is such a traditional, 233 00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:26,320 Speaker 1: historical sport. It has been this way since since it started. 234 00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:30,160 Speaker 1: But guess what football is actually dumb? You got kickers 235 00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:33,280 Speaker 1: trying to kick a ball fifty yards through some polls. 236 00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:35,800 Speaker 1: You got guys trying to catch a ball in a 237 00:13:35,840 --> 00:13:39,200 Speaker 1: certain spot on the field. Sports always start out as 238 00:13:39,320 --> 00:13:43,320 Speaker 1: being dumb. Okay, they're always dumb ideas, and then eventually 239 00:13:43,360 --> 00:13:45,319 Speaker 1: you do it enough times, then that's the sport. So 240 00:13:46,040 --> 00:13:47,920 Speaker 1: we gotta come up with some ideas. How can we 241 00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:51,640 Speaker 1: decide this game? I like the furthest toss rule. What 242 00:13:51,760 --> 00:13:54,240 Speaker 1: was the other thing that you would think of? So 243 00:13:54,760 --> 00:13:57,720 Speaker 1: in King's Cup. When you get an ace, you know 244 00:13:57,760 --> 00:14:00,920 Speaker 1: the waterfall, and then you like, as the ace gets 245 00:14:00,920 --> 00:14:07,400 Speaker 1: to ask like Josh Allen waterfall, who's gonna win? No? No, no, 246 00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:10,880 Speaker 1: no no, you ask a common knowledge question like what 247 00:14:11,040 --> 00:14:12,960 Speaker 1: day of the week is this, and whoever answers it 248 00:14:13,040 --> 00:14:17,559 Speaker 1: first gets to start it so they don't, okay, get penalized. 249 00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:20,040 Speaker 1: And then instead of a common knowledge question, it can 250 00:14:20,080 --> 00:14:22,960 Speaker 1: be a question from the wonder like test so and 251 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:25,760 Speaker 1: then then pays off the smarts. So maybe it's maybe 252 00:14:25,760 --> 00:14:29,080 Speaker 1: it's like going through like a series of like combine 253 00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:32,120 Speaker 1: tests like wonder like how high can you jump? I 254 00:14:32,120 --> 00:14:34,080 Speaker 1: feel like I'm going to push back on these ideas. 255 00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:37,160 Speaker 1: Possibilities are endless, Junkyard dog, Why are you pushing back 256 00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:39,920 Speaker 1: on it? It's because you're you're staunchy, you're old school. 257 00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:43,240 Speaker 1: It's not just that I want to preface this by 258 00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:46,200 Speaker 1: saying that we definitely need to change the overtime rules, 259 00:14:46,240 --> 00:14:49,120 Speaker 1: at least in the playoffs. We had the NFL research 260 00:14:49,160 --> 00:14:51,440 Speaker 1: team look into this for for our show. We asked 261 00:14:51,480 --> 00:14:54,280 Speaker 1: for this and it got tweeted all over the all 262 00:14:54,320 --> 00:14:56,760 Speaker 1: over the timeline today, so that, oh, are you saying 263 00:14:56,760 --> 00:15:01,080 Speaker 1: we're responsible for this knowledge that went around amazing. So 264 00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:04,520 Speaker 1: under the current overtime rules, there have been eleven overtime 265 00:15:04,560 --> 00:15:08,000 Speaker 1: playoff games and the teams that have won the overtime 266 00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:12,880 Speaker 1: coin toss are ten and one in those games, and 267 00:15:13,040 --> 00:15:16,680 Speaker 1: seven of those ten winners scored the game winning touchdown 268 00:15:16,840 --> 00:15:19,440 Speaker 1: on their first possession. The other team didn't even get 269 00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:21,840 Speaker 1: a chance. Now, in the regular season, it's a lot 270 00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:25,400 Speaker 1: closer to fifty percent. So I feel like the regular season, 271 00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:28,280 Speaker 1: it's like if a bad team starts with the ball 272 00:15:28,280 --> 00:15:29,880 Speaker 1: and they're playing a really good team, like they're probably 273 00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:32,280 Speaker 1: gonna lose, like whatever. Leave the regular season rules alone, 274 00:15:32,280 --> 00:15:34,360 Speaker 1: they're fine. But for the playoffs, when you got the 275 00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:37,120 Speaker 1: highest level of players and you got such good quarterbacks, like, 276 00:15:37,160 --> 00:15:39,160 Speaker 1: if they start with the ball, they're going to score. Yeah, 277 00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:40,760 Speaker 1: So I agree we need to change the rules. Who 278 00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:43,440 Speaker 1: is it, Who is it hurting to give us more? Right, No, 279 00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:47,400 Speaker 1: it's not hurting TV. You know, they're only going to 280 00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:49,800 Speaker 1: have more viewers and they're gonna make more money. It's 281 00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:52,960 Speaker 1: great for us because we get more football. I was here, 282 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:54,680 Speaker 1: I was listening to Good Morning Football this morning, and 283 00:15:54,760 --> 00:15:56,360 Speaker 1: Chris Carter was just like, I don't want to play 284 00:15:56,400 --> 00:16:00,240 Speaker 1: more football. It's like, really do not want to play? 285 00:16:00,280 --> 00:16:03,560 Speaker 1: And Chris Carter, if you're a receiver for the Bills, 286 00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:05,760 Speaker 1: you don't want to go out there and have a 287 00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:08,440 Speaker 1: moment of glory try to win the game you just lost. Otherwise, 288 00:16:08,520 --> 00:16:11,160 Speaker 1: what do you don't want to play more football? It's crazy? Yeah. 289 00:16:12,920 --> 00:16:15,320 Speaker 1: One of his excuses, which I thought was funny, it 290 00:16:15,440 --> 00:16:19,040 Speaker 1: was just like I I had my pregame meal four 291 00:16:19,120 --> 00:16:22,400 Speaker 1: hours ago and Kyle Brand was like, going to prote 292 00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:27,360 Speaker 1: pack snacks, have some blueberries. I don't know, but like, 293 00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:30,440 Speaker 1: continue the game. It is only beneficial for all of us. 294 00:16:30,680 --> 00:16:34,160 Speaker 1: Another issue I think is like, okay, so thank you 295 00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:37,000 Speaker 1: for that number uh winners of the coin toss or 296 00:16:37,040 --> 00:16:39,000 Speaker 1: ten and one in those games. So that makes the 297 00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:42,360 Speaker 1: coin toss so exciting, right, But the problem is the 298 00:16:42,440 --> 00:16:44,800 Speaker 1: coin toss is over in three seconds? So is it? 299 00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:49,440 Speaker 1: Is it what makes decides which team is gonna go first? 300 00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:52,720 Speaker 1: Do we need to prolong that situation? Maybe it's like 301 00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:56,000 Speaker 1: who has more net yards in the game or something 302 00:16:56,480 --> 00:17:01,480 Speaker 1: of chess, sure speech, chess speech, chess speed chess, yeah something, Yeah, 303 00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:03,520 Speaker 1: you could you could get them into that. Listen, I 304 00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:06,080 Speaker 1: know all ideas are going to sound ridiculous because it's 305 00:17:06,080 --> 00:17:07,680 Speaker 1: gonna be new and it's going to be different, but 306 00:17:08,119 --> 00:17:10,440 Speaker 1: there's gotta be it's gotta be something. Well, the reason 307 00:17:10,480 --> 00:17:15,520 Speaker 1: I'm against the furthest toss or the waterfall ideas, Oh sorry, 308 00:17:15,520 --> 00:17:19,680 Speaker 1: you were against the water out on the water. I'm 309 00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:22,520 Speaker 1: out on that one. But the reason is football is 310 00:17:22,520 --> 00:17:25,119 Speaker 1: the ultimate team sport, so you're going to take that 311 00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:27,040 Speaker 1: away and put it in the hands of one person. 312 00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:29,879 Speaker 1: But here's the thing. Football is also all about entertainment 313 00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:34,240 Speaker 1: and the two most the most entertaining people on the 314 00:17:34,280 --> 00:17:38,360 Speaker 1: field shout outs kickers again, are the two quarterbacks? True? 315 00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:42,399 Speaker 1: Especially why not? Now, why not put on a show? 316 00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:45,520 Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, that would have I'd still be watching 317 00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:47,520 Speaker 1: those highlights. If it was like some kind of like 318 00:17:49,119 --> 00:17:51,920 Speaker 1: shootout dodgeball like they do it the Pro Bowl, I'm 319 00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:56,200 Speaker 1: out on that. I like, we're getting away from football, 320 00:17:56,800 --> 00:17:59,159 Speaker 1: but some kind of skills competition, whether it's like Patrick 321 00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:01,840 Speaker 1: Mahomes verse is Josh Allen in like the longest Yards. 322 00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:04,840 Speaker 1: I'm imagining the you know, the the in the college 323 00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:07,520 Speaker 1: playoffs they have the Doctor Pepper halftime shows where people 324 00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:09,800 Speaker 1: have to like toss it into certain targets. Maybe it's 325 00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:11,679 Speaker 1: something like that. They do it at the Pro Bowl, right, 326 00:18:11,760 --> 00:18:14,760 Speaker 1: the skills content the Pro Bowl. Maybe it's something like 327 00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:17,080 Speaker 1: that that would, oh my gosh, that would improve all 328 00:18:17,119 --> 00:18:20,959 Speaker 1: of our lives immensely. Josh Allen was nine and oh 329 00:18:21,119 --> 00:18:23,320 Speaker 1: going into the game with a coin toss, and then 330 00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:25,840 Speaker 1: of course last night he went over too, and then 331 00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:28,480 Speaker 1: they went. Josh Allen is classy as hell. After the game, 332 00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:30,639 Speaker 1: he wasn't complaining, even though a reporter was kind of 333 00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:33,760 Speaker 1: baiting him into complaining he lost over a coin flip. 334 00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:35,359 Speaker 1: But I also think he understands there was a million 335 00:18:35,359 --> 00:18:37,280 Speaker 1: other chances that he could have won that game outside 336 00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:39,919 Speaker 1: of the coin flip, which is another side of the argument. Today, Um, 337 00:18:40,080 --> 00:18:43,119 Speaker 1: let's just enjoy the great football that we all got 338 00:18:43,160 --> 00:18:46,240 Speaker 1: to experience. And hey, maybe one day we're going to 339 00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:50,960 Speaker 1: see football players doing a waterfall on the field. Wow. 340 00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:55,640 Speaker 1: All right, coming up, I am going to do something 341 00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:58,200 Speaker 1: that I don't I don't think I see very often. 342 00:18:58,440 --> 00:19:01,160 Speaker 1: I don't think people are brave enough to do this. 343 00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:14,879 Speaker 1: I am opening my DMS. DMS now open. This is 344 00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:21,560 Speaker 1: safe space. Tell me your deepest, darkest secrets. DMS now open. 345 00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:31,800 Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, the DMS have been flooded yet again. 346 00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:34,879 Speaker 1: You know, I tried this a couple of weeks ago before, 347 00:19:35,119 --> 00:19:36,320 Speaker 1: you know, when we were just kind of trying to 348 00:19:36,359 --> 00:19:38,280 Speaker 1: figure out what we wanted this show to look like. 349 00:19:39,480 --> 00:19:42,560 Speaker 1: I think I got enough messages a couple of weeks 350 00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:45,520 Speaker 1: ago to last us for a year, and then I 351 00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:49,920 Speaker 1: did it again. So I am asking you guys, every 352 00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:53,800 Speaker 1: single weekend to slide into the DMS and tell me 353 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,840 Speaker 1: your football. Hot takes your secrets. I got a lot 354 00:19:56,880 --> 00:20:05,159 Speaker 1: of people telling about their affairs and their crimes, like 355 00:20:05,280 --> 00:20:11,560 Speaker 1: actual crime. Some works are the we're concerning, So we're concerning, 356 00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:15,520 Speaker 1: but we pick some fun ones and no one knows. Listen, 357 00:20:15,520 --> 00:20:18,720 Speaker 1: the only people that are seeing your names are is me. 358 00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:22,280 Speaker 1: Mohan doesn't see them, Junkyard Dog doesn't see them. Is 359 00:20:22,359 --> 00:20:26,960 Speaker 1: just me. Otherwise you're completely anonymous. We've got some really 360 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:34,040 Speaker 1: great ones today. Let's hear them at anonymous. I penciled 361 00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:37,560 Speaker 1: in a fake line on a COVID home test so 362 00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:41,000 Speaker 1: I could watch football in the basement alone all weekend 363 00:20:41,359 --> 00:20:49,960 Speaker 1: instead of going to my girlfriend's sister's wedding by but 364 00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:55,800 Speaker 1: also really smart, pretty dark? Is it dark or is 365 00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:58,760 Speaker 1: it genius? Look at the football? You just got to experience. 366 00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:01,800 Speaker 1: I was actually talking to somebody that had to go 367 00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:03,800 Speaker 1: to a wedding. Oh, Pete had to go to a 368 00:21:03,840 --> 00:21:06,080 Speaker 1: wedding this weekend too. My boyfriend had to go to 369 00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:10,679 Speaker 1: a wedding this weekend. He was on a plaine during 370 00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:15,679 Speaker 1: Bill's Chiefs last night. Come on, Nobody's sister is worth it. 371 00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:21,720 Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, but I think I think I might. 372 00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:25,040 Speaker 1: I would have done the same thing. I mean, he was, 373 00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:27,840 Speaker 1: he got very lucky, Like could you imagine if he 374 00:21:27,840 --> 00:21:30,240 Speaker 1: had a couple of dads. But, um, good thing you 375 00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:33,960 Speaker 1: didn't do that last Super wild Card weekend. That would 376 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:35,760 Speaker 1: have been a little that would have been a little rough. 377 00:21:36,440 --> 00:21:39,959 Speaker 1: But shout outs too anonymous. I actually think you're very smart. 378 00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:43,159 Speaker 1: I hope that your girlfriend doesn't listen to this podcast 379 00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:45,080 Speaker 1: and somehow figure out what happened. But I don't think. 380 00:21:45,119 --> 00:21:47,199 Speaker 1: I think I think he's safe. Would you ever do 381 00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:49,679 Speaker 1: something of that? Um, what if it was like the 382 00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:52,520 Speaker 1: Browns in the Super Bowl and one of your your 383 00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:56,440 Speaker 1: jerk friends decided to get married your best friend, shout 384 00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:59,080 Speaker 1: out Sonny, he decided to get married on the weekend 385 00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:01,320 Speaker 1: that the Browns were in the Super Bowl. He would 386 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,800 Speaker 1: never do that. But no, what if he did? Can 387 00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:08,600 Speaker 1: you were the best man? I would, oh, guys, I 388 00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:10,840 Speaker 1: would come up with something other than COVID, But you 389 00:22:10,840 --> 00:22:13,440 Speaker 1: would skip your best friend's wedding. Wow, that's the kind 390 00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:16,320 Speaker 1: of person that mohut saying that that was the dark 391 00:22:16,359 --> 00:22:19,280 Speaker 1: part about it. Uh that he skipped whatever. It's scared 392 00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:23,840 Speaker 1: break my leg or something that And that's I'm sorry 393 00:22:24,240 --> 00:22:25,920 Speaker 1: you think that drawing in a line on a COVID 394 00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:28,560 Speaker 1: test is not dark? But you want me to break 395 00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:30,879 Speaker 1: your legs? Oh, you don't have to do so you 396 00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:34,760 Speaker 1: think your own leg? Yeah, it's like I don't know. 397 00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:41,720 Speaker 1: Yeah that can we cut that out? That we're keeping 398 00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:44,840 Speaker 1: all of it in shout outs to buddy? Um, I 399 00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:46,679 Speaker 1: think good for you? Is that is that bad? I 400 00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:50,000 Speaker 1: think that that was actually very smart? Uh? Whoops? Next 401 00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:56,040 Speaker 1: one at anonymous. I fell asleep during the Rams Bucks 402 00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:59,359 Speaker 1: game because I thought it was over. I woke up 403 00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:03,879 Speaker 1: in the school and was tied. Whoof, you've got a 404 00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:06,919 Speaker 1: sour face? Yeah that's a tough one. How do you 405 00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:10,680 Speaker 1: do something like this? Guys? This was me. I sent 406 00:23:10,760 --> 00:23:15,200 Speaker 1: this in. Oh my god, I'm anonymous. Are you all 407 00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:19,160 Speaker 1: the anonymous? Nope? Just this one. It was me. It 408 00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:23,160 Speaker 1: was me. I fell asleep. How could I do that? 409 00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:26,679 Speaker 1: I was so okay, listen, it's Sunday. I have to 410 00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:29,800 Speaker 1: wake up at the literal butt crack of dawn, and 411 00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:31,320 Speaker 1: I need I got. I get to go and do 412 00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:33,920 Speaker 1: game day morning and it is so fun. Okay. During 413 00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:37,320 Speaker 1: the regular season, I caught your girls slept some naps 414 00:23:37,359 --> 00:23:40,760 Speaker 1: on during the games. If there's some there's some duds. 415 00:23:41,119 --> 00:23:44,040 Speaker 1: I fall asleep. I was on my couch. I was 416 00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:48,680 Speaker 1: so cozy. I was like, football, M warm, this is great. Uh. 417 00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:51,600 Speaker 1: And then tom Brady started to lose, and this dumb 418 00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:53,560 Speaker 1: dumb I was just like, you know what, tom Brady, 419 00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:56,159 Speaker 1: He's not gonna keep on coming back forever. Like, we 420 00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:58,440 Speaker 1: gotta at some point, we gotta bookend this. We gotta 421 00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:01,280 Speaker 1: retire that Tom Brady is this maniac that just comes 422 00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:05,680 Speaker 1: back all the time. So your girl started to count sheep, 423 00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:08,400 Speaker 1: she started to drift off, and I woke up and 424 00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:13,120 Speaker 1: the score was tied, and then I got to watch 425 00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:14,679 Speaker 1: the rest of the game, which was very fun. And 426 00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:16,520 Speaker 1: I of course went back and watched what I missed. 427 00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:18,240 Speaker 1: But it could have been much worse. It could have 428 00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:22,000 Speaker 1: been much worse worse. I feel really dumb, and do 429 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:25,520 Speaker 1: you feel arrested today? I feel great. I feel great. 430 00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:27,800 Speaker 1: I think I might be the only person on NFL 431 00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:31,800 Speaker 1: network to admit such a fault. But I'm a real person, 432 00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:33,440 Speaker 1: and you're going to hear the truth on this podcast. 433 00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:36,520 Speaker 1: And the truth is that I truly counted Tom Brady 434 00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:39,320 Speaker 1: out of that one so much so I started sawing logs. 435 00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:42,320 Speaker 1: It's a safe space, and that's how me and you 436 00:24:42,320 --> 00:24:44,120 Speaker 1: know what, it's a safe space. I think the listeners 437 00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:46,440 Speaker 1: will appreciate. I think that they will too, And then 438 00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:48,120 Speaker 1: I think that they're they're going to realize, like, Wow, 439 00:24:48,119 --> 00:24:49,800 Speaker 1: this is actually a really safe place. And I'm going 440 00:24:49,880 --> 00:24:51,800 Speaker 1: to tell Rachel that I committed a crime when I 441 00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:54,720 Speaker 1: was fifteen and I went to jail. All right, what's 442 00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:56,480 Speaker 1: what's the next one? I actually feel really great after 443 00:24:56,520 --> 00:24:58,040 Speaker 1: getting that off my chest? Thank you, guys, what's the 444 00:24:58,040 --> 00:25:02,720 Speaker 1: next one? Ad? Enough? I miss my spicy football take? 445 00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:07,800 Speaker 1: Brady retires in off season, Bucks acquire Rogers in trade. 446 00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:11,879 Speaker 1: Who this may have been the spiciest take that I 447 00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:16,920 Speaker 1: had in my DMS. I think that this would be 448 00:25:17,359 --> 00:25:21,960 Speaker 1: so cheesy. I actually think both of these guys are done. 449 00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:24,760 Speaker 1: I think that they're both done. I think that, you know, 450 00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:28,639 Speaker 1: I was listening to Aaron Rodgers Zizzes sit down with 451 00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:31,199 Speaker 1: the kay Adams this weekend on game day morning, and 452 00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:34,119 Speaker 1: he was talking about how he doesn't fear a retirement 453 00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:37,159 Speaker 1: anymore because he's kind of had a taste of it. 454 00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:38,960 Speaker 1: In the off season, he like totally checked off from 455 00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:41,119 Speaker 1: his team and he went to Hawaii and whatever. Greg Mullet, 456 00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:44,440 Speaker 1: I think that he just might be done. I think 457 00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:48,240 Speaker 1: that with all also the drama that he had this year, 458 00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:50,840 Speaker 1: and like the microscope that he was living under, and 459 00:25:51,320 --> 00:25:55,240 Speaker 1: you know, he probably part of him felt really good 460 00:25:55,280 --> 00:26:00,000 Speaker 1: for you know, being truthful to himself and his beliefs, 461 00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:02,520 Speaker 1: even though a lot of people didn't agree with what 462 00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:04,040 Speaker 1: he had to say. There's probably a part of him 463 00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:07,040 Speaker 1: that was just like, Wow, this feels really good. But 464 00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:11,520 Speaker 1: then he was also just absolutely thrashed for those things. 465 00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:13,040 Speaker 1: I can kind of see him being like, you know what, 466 00:26:13,119 --> 00:26:15,840 Speaker 1: I'm just gonna go like live in a cabin in 467 00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:18,720 Speaker 1: the woods and do yoga and no one's ever gonna 468 00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:20,080 Speaker 1: hear from me again. I can I can see him 469 00:26:20,119 --> 00:26:22,040 Speaker 1: being like an Andrew Luck kind of situation, like just 470 00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:26,400 Speaker 1: totally falling off the map and then Tom Brady just, 471 00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:29,239 Speaker 1: I know he's probably emotional right now, and you know, 472 00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:32,840 Speaker 1: you say some things that you don't mean when you're 473 00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:34,760 Speaker 1: coming off a loss and you're coming off of what 474 00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:37,280 Speaker 1: could be you know, it's that's a big loss for him. 475 00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:40,479 Speaker 1: This might be his last year. So Tom Brady just, 476 00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:42,879 Speaker 1: I guess recorded in an episode of his Let's Go 477 00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:47,120 Speaker 1: podcast today which is on a Monday. We're recording right now, 478 00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:50,040 Speaker 1: and this is what he said on the podcast. He 479 00:26:50,119 --> 00:26:53,160 Speaker 1: was talking about his wife, Giselle and his family. It 480 00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:55,399 Speaker 1: pains her to see me get hit out there, and 481 00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:57,560 Speaker 1: she deserves what she needs for me as a husband, 482 00:26:57,560 --> 00:27:00,240 Speaker 1: and my kids deserve what they need for me as 483 00:27:00,280 --> 00:27:04,480 Speaker 1: a dad. That sounds really emotional. That sounds like he's 484 00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:08,760 Speaker 1: just like really down in the domps, and it sounds 485 00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:11,359 Speaker 1: like to me that he's done. How much longer is 486 00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:13,320 Speaker 1: he gonna keep on going? He is amazing? Like, does 487 00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:15,240 Speaker 1: he really need to prove to himself that we don't 488 00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:17,440 Speaker 1: need to get into the Brady retirement conversation because it's 489 00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:20,679 Speaker 1: so you know, tired, But what else does he have 490 00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:23,399 Speaker 1: to prove? He's already wont to suit. He did that 491 00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:26,160 Speaker 1: last year. Yeah, like, I think he's good. I think 492 00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:31,040 Speaker 1: I think we can let him go. Tom, you can go, 493 00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:35,399 Speaker 1: you can go. Yeah, he got away from Bill and 494 00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:37,560 Speaker 1: he want a championship without him, and he got it. 495 00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:39,880 Speaker 1: You got it. It's almost He's gonna be a top 496 00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:43,800 Speaker 1: three MVP vote getter, probably this year. Like what more 497 00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:46,800 Speaker 1: can you ask for? He's gonna be what forty six 498 00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:48,720 Speaker 1: this year? Forty five in August? I thought he was 499 00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:52,600 Speaker 1: already forty five. Whatever, he's gonna be forty five, Like 500 00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:56,000 Speaker 1: you wanna be with your kids, you want to get fat. 501 00:27:56,960 --> 00:28:00,679 Speaker 1: I want to be fat when I'm forty five. But Brady, 502 00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:02,199 Speaker 1: you know what we're setting you for. You like a 503 00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:05,679 Speaker 1: little dove into the night, Go get fat and retire. 504 00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:10,760 Speaker 1: DM's closed, Close them up, d m's closed. All right, 505 00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:14,119 Speaker 1: this next part I am so excited to share with you. 506 00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:15,840 Speaker 1: So I had a podcast once upon a time. Because 507 00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:18,080 Speaker 1: this is not my first rodeo, it's my first solo podcast, 508 00:28:18,119 --> 00:28:20,199 Speaker 1: which makes it a real deal. But I had a 509 00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:23,000 Speaker 1: podcast called Hall of Shame with one of my very 510 00:28:23,119 --> 00:28:26,080 Speaker 1: very good friends, Rechna frouck Bam. She is a comedy writer. 511 00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:29,679 Speaker 1: She has written on hilarious shows like Parks and rec 512 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,160 Speaker 1: which we love, Fresh off the Boat, which we love, 513 00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:34,760 Speaker 1: and now she has I think that this is probably 514 00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:37,360 Speaker 1: her biggest job that she's ever had. She is a 515 00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:41,560 Speaker 1: writer and producer on and just like that, the Sex 516 00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:44,040 Speaker 1: and the City reboot, which is, you know, Sex and 517 00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:46,400 Speaker 1: the City in football maybe don't go hand in hand. 518 00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:50,440 Speaker 1: But this week I was watching an episode and I 519 00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:53,400 Speaker 1: hear a play, I hear a football play call, and 520 00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:58,040 Speaker 1: it's somebody watching TV and it's the Browns. She is 521 00:28:58,080 --> 00:29:01,240 Speaker 1: such a massive Cleveland Browns and that she wrote in 522 00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:05,640 Speaker 1: a Baker Mayfield shout out in an episode of the 523 00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:08,040 Speaker 1: Sex and the City reboots, So I had to call 524 00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:10,840 Speaker 1: her and ask her what was up? Out of the 525 00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:16,560 Speaker 1: four remaining quarterbacks, I want to know, who's Samantha, Who's Miranda? 526 00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:22,040 Speaker 1: Who's the other girls? Harry, let's listen to Retchena Rechna, 527 00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:26,120 Speaker 1: welcome to the show. Oh my gosh, we're back. We 528 00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:28,520 Speaker 1: are back. Okay. Literally, there's nobody else that I would 529 00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:32,600 Speaker 1: want to have as my first guest. As my old 530 00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:35,160 Speaker 1: podcast partner, Retchena and I were on a podcast called 531 00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:38,240 Speaker 1: Hall of Shame. It got canceled, but we're back and 532 00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:40,960 Speaker 1: better than ever. Yes, okay, I don't want to keep 533 00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:42,600 Speaker 1: you long because I know that you're a very busy woman, 534 00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:45,120 Speaker 1: and I you know, I have to ask you this question. 535 00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:51,320 Speaker 1: Of the four remaining quarterbacks, Jimmy g Matt Stafford, Joe Burrow, 536 00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:53,960 Speaker 1: Pat Mahomes, We've got a whole lot of personalities in there. 537 00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:58,000 Speaker 1: You are a fantastic writer on in just like that 538 00:29:58,120 --> 00:30:00,880 Speaker 1: the Sex and City reboot of all those for who's 539 00:30:00,920 --> 00:30:04,040 Speaker 1: the carry, who's the Charlotte, Who's the Miranda? And I 540 00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:05,520 Speaker 1: think I know the answer, and we're gonna put a 541 00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:09,000 Speaker 1: Samantha Samantha in there. Okay, that's what I think. I 542 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:12,800 Speaker 1: think Mahomes is carry, Like, oh okay, yeah, I see that. 543 00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:18,720 Speaker 1: He's the goat, He's carry. Yeah. I think Burrow is Charlotte. 544 00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:24,000 Speaker 1: He's innocent, he's young, he's figuring it out. Not I 545 00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:29,560 Speaker 1: would I think, I mean, I think is Samantha. That's 546 00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:35,480 Speaker 1: what I would. I come on, this is fussy, Yeah, 547 00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:40,120 Speaker 1: he's facy means that, which means that, Yeah, Stafford, I 548 00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:44,200 Speaker 1: guess is Miranda Stafford's Miranda? I mean to me, I started, 549 00:30:44,640 --> 00:30:47,080 Speaker 1: I started with Mahomes's carry, But Jimmy j is a 550 00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:51,719 Speaker 1: close like Samantha and then yeah, I don't know. I 551 00:30:51,720 --> 00:30:53,720 Speaker 1: think I think you nailed it. I think that's exactly 552 00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:55,440 Speaker 1: who I would have. Let me. Let me ask you 553 00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:59,040 Speaker 1: a bonus question, who is Baker? And don't say Steve, 554 00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:08,280 Speaker 1: don't be I think Baker's Harry kind of still figuring it, 555 00:31:13,880 --> 00:31:15,800 Speaker 1: you don't think so more you get to know him, 556 00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:18,720 Speaker 1: the hotter he gets. Are you still in on Baker? 557 00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:23,800 Speaker 1: Are you out? I'm really loyal. I'm still gonna believe 558 00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:28,960 Speaker 1: he's so fun. I don't know, I'm not I'm not 559 00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:32,640 Speaker 1: Cleveland fan. He was the reason why he was part 560 00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:35,680 Speaker 1: of the I mean, you're you have a storied history 561 00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:39,000 Speaker 1: with Cleveland. You have a beautiful story about your dad 562 00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:42,640 Speaker 1: and falling in love with the Browns, and um, I 563 00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:45,200 Speaker 1: fell in love with the Browns because of Baker and 564 00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:47,640 Speaker 1: because of this team when he first joined, I'm a 565 00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:53,440 Speaker 1: new leader. Are you out? Yeah? Are you out on Baker? 566 00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:55,120 Speaker 1: And I'm like, how could I be? He's like kind 567 00:31:55,160 --> 00:31:56,680 Speaker 1: of part of the reason why I love this team 568 00:31:57,240 --> 00:32:00,680 Speaker 1: totally for me, Like Bernie Kozar was my Baker and 569 00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:03,960 Speaker 1: he also he was so good, but he was like 570 00:32:04,080 --> 00:32:06,280 Speaker 1: kind of slow, I don't know, and it was just like, yeah, 571 00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:09,480 Speaker 1: I'm all in on Bernie. Get out of here. You can't. 572 00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:11,280 Speaker 1: You can't look to the end. Pal, I love you 573 00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:15,160 Speaker 1: so much, thank you so much for doing this. Love you, Reta, 574 00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:17,360 Speaker 1: I love you. Thank you so much for being the 575 00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:20,240 Speaker 1: very first guest on bench with Banetta. That is like 576 00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:25,280 Speaker 1: talk about Hall of Fame shout outs. All right, coming up, 577 00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:28,480 Speaker 1: we're gonna go to break, but after that we are 578 00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:31,840 Speaker 1: making some picks. And guys, I went four and oh 579 00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:34,080 Speaker 1: this past weekend, I don't want to like Breg. I 580 00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:41,040 Speaker 1: don't know we're for at all. So stay around, stay around, 581 00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:46,960 Speaker 1: you can fast, stay around, don't go anywhere. We'll be 582 00:32:47,080 --> 00:33:01,520 Speaker 1: right back. Keep all that in. We'll get all right. 583 00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:03,760 Speaker 1: So every single week we are going to as long 584 00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:07,120 Speaker 1: as there's games, we are going to make some early leans, 585 00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:10,200 Speaker 1: some early predictions. Like I've said, it's Monday, Okay, the 586 00:33:10,280 --> 00:33:14,080 Speaker 1: lines are set, but they usually move around. We don't 587 00:33:14,120 --> 00:33:16,120 Speaker 1: know what's going to happen in this upcoming week, but 588 00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:19,640 Speaker 1: let's make some picks, shall we. Like I said before 589 00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:23,080 Speaker 1: the break, y hey girl one on four, I don't 590 00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:25,480 Speaker 1: know this past weekend, which I'm actually really excited about 591 00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:27,680 Speaker 1: because I have been stinking leading up to that point, 592 00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:29,840 Speaker 1: And I think that in our trailer we talked about 593 00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:31,520 Speaker 1: how we are going to make picks every single weekend, 594 00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:33,880 Speaker 1: and if they're bad, you're only gonna hear when it's good. 595 00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:35,320 Speaker 1: That's the only time you're ever going to hear about 596 00:33:35,320 --> 00:33:39,880 Speaker 1: my picks is when I actually did well. Important to notice. Okay, 597 00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:45,560 Speaker 1: so these games, I feel like I'm worried that we 598 00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:48,640 Speaker 1: just got spoiled and it's all downhill from here. But 599 00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:50,640 Speaker 1: how could it be all downhill from here when you 600 00:33:50,720 --> 00:33:54,240 Speaker 1: have forty nine ers Rams That is going to be 601 00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:57,360 Speaker 1: a blast. Rams are favored by three and a half. 602 00:33:57,400 --> 00:34:00,720 Speaker 1: They're playing in Los Angeles. The thing I am most 603 00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:03,320 Speaker 1: excited about is, like, forget about who's on the field. 604 00:34:03,360 --> 00:34:06,960 Speaker 1: It is Kyle Shanahan, and it is Sean McVay who's 605 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:10,200 Speaker 1: wearing more dippity dew in their hair? Do you guys 606 00:34:10,239 --> 00:34:12,120 Speaker 1: have dippity dew in the United States? Or is that 607 00:34:12,160 --> 00:34:15,759 Speaker 1: a Canadian brand? Uh? I don't I don't think so 608 00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:18,120 Speaker 1: great questions. Sorry, you guys aren't up to code with 609 00:34:18,160 --> 00:34:20,279 Speaker 1: the gels. I mean, look at my hair. I don't 610 00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:25,040 Speaker 1: use any I use a little old spice thingy palmade nice. Yeah, 611 00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:29,760 Speaker 1: we off the Rails here. Um, I am really excited 612 00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:32,799 Speaker 1: for this one because Sean and Fays never beaten Kyle 613 00:34:32,840 --> 00:34:36,800 Speaker 1: Shanahan and the Rams are kind of objectively throughout the season, 614 00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:38,239 Speaker 1: you'd be like, the Rams are a better team than 615 00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:41,120 Speaker 1: the forty nine Ers, But for some reason, Kyle Shanaans 616 00:34:41,160 --> 00:34:46,080 Speaker 1: just has this like magic little recipe for Sean McVay 617 00:34:46,160 --> 00:34:47,920 Speaker 1: that he pulls out and I love. Also, I always 618 00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:49,879 Speaker 1: call this the Bestie Bowl because I love that they're 619 00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:54,000 Speaker 1: really actually close friends. But it's just so one sided. 620 00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:58,000 Speaker 1: So either way, no matter who wins, this is going 621 00:34:58,040 --> 00:35:01,440 Speaker 1: to be incredible because if Kyle Shanahan wins, this forty 622 00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:05,560 Speaker 1: nine Ers team, I'm sorry, is so fun. Deebo Samuel 623 00:35:05,719 --> 00:35:09,120 Speaker 1: is an absolute maniac. I don't care what you think 624 00:35:09,120 --> 00:35:12,759 Speaker 1: about Jimmy Jimmy Interceptions, whatever you want to call him. 625 00:35:12,840 --> 00:35:15,879 Speaker 1: Jimmy GQ. Did you guys see him rolling up into 626 00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:17,520 Speaker 1: the game the other day? Oh yeah, I think that 627 00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:20,720 Speaker 1: picture was in our group chat. The man's is on fire. 628 00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:25,640 Speaker 1: We talk about Joe Burrows style, like Jimmy GQ was 629 00:35:25,800 --> 00:35:29,959 Speaker 1: looking sharp and they found a way to win that 630 00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:32,480 Speaker 1: dang game. So okay, So if the forty nine Ers 631 00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:34,719 Speaker 1: win great because they are this really fun team. They're 632 00:35:34,719 --> 00:35:36,440 Speaker 1: probably not supposed to be in the playoffs, but yet 633 00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:37,839 Speaker 1: they're here and they could make it into a super 634 00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:40,120 Speaker 1: Bowl again. And then we have the Rams on the 635 00:35:40,160 --> 00:35:43,160 Speaker 1: other side. They're gonna be at home. Gosh darn it. 636 00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:46,520 Speaker 1: I went to a Rams Cardinals game that that game 637 00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:53,000 Speaker 1: on a last Monday. Holy bleepity bleep. Was it loud 638 00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:57,200 Speaker 1: and in your face? How dare you? How dare you? 639 00:35:57,680 --> 00:35:59,719 Speaker 1: I had such anxiety, you guys, I'm gonna be honest. 640 00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:03,799 Speaker 1: Was so loud. It was like rattling my soul. And uh. 641 00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:06,680 Speaker 1: And they beat the Cardinals, obviously, they beat the freaking 642 00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:09,480 Speaker 1: brakes off of them. And I went golfing the next 643 00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:11,640 Speaker 1: day and I was where I had this Rams bucket hat, 644 00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:13,480 Speaker 1: and I was, I'm so sorry, I'm on, I went 645 00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:17,040 Speaker 1: golfing without you. I should with my new best bud. 646 00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:20,200 Speaker 1: I didn't mean to divulge that information. I had a 647 00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:22,560 Speaker 1: Rams bucket hat on, and I went to go pay 648 00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:25,840 Speaker 1: and the kind gentleman was just went under his breath. 649 00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:28,600 Speaker 1: Whose house? And I said, Oh, get out of here, 650 00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:35,560 Speaker 1: Ram's house. Oh, so that atmosphere is gonna be incredible. 651 00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:36,879 Speaker 1: And then I could be the first time that Sean 652 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:40,560 Speaker 1: mcbabe beats cal Shanny and like, guys, this is gonna 653 00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:43,480 Speaker 1: be wild. Um, is that your pick? I'm on the 654 00:36:43,480 --> 00:36:46,279 Speaker 1: forty nine ers. Oh wow. You might think that the 655 00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:48,520 Speaker 1: Rams have a better team, but you just can't ignore 656 00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:50,520 Speaker 1: that there's something special going on with this forty Niners team. 657 00:36:50,560 --> 00:36:52,480 Speaker 1: So I'm on the forty nine Ers. And then we 658 00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:57,600 Speaker 1: also have Bengals at Chiefs in Arrowhead. Uh, you got 659 00:36:57,680 --> 00:37:01,160 Speaker 1: Joey b got this like exciting kicker who's on the 660 00:37:01,160 --> 00:37:04,799 Speaker 1: scene in Evan McPherson. You got Jamar Chase, you got 661 00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:11,640 Speaker 1: Joe Mixon, you got this defense. Um, but it's Patrick Mahomes, 662 00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:18,360 Speaker 1: it's Travis Kelsey, it's Andy Reid. Even this this Chief's defense, 663 00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:21,160 Speaker 1: which for the last few years we have been like, 664 00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:23,800 Speaker 1: oh my god, poor Patrick Mahomes has to just carry 665 00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:29,839 Speaker 1: this team. Even the Chiefs defense is alive. Guys, I'm 666 00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:32,400 Speaker 1: going Chiefs. I'm going Chiefs to win the Super Bowl. 667 00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:34,920 Speaker 1: At this point, I don't care who they play. I 668 00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:36,840 Speaker 1: would love to see Joe Burrow in the Super Bowl. 669 00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:39,200 Speaker 1: How can you say that. I can say that because 670 00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:43,840 Speaker 1: I am a lover of the Wow, literally, right, before 671 00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:46,200 Speaker 1: we were recording this podcast, I'm putting you on blast. 672 00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:49,400 Speaker 1: You said, I love Joe Burrow. I said, don't tell anybody. 673 00:37:49,520 --> 00:37:52,160 Speaker 1: You didn't say, don't tell, don't I have to root 674 00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:54,839 Speaker 1: against this guy for fifteen years, but he's got next 675 00:37:54,920 --> 00:37:58,759 Speaker 1: level magic. This confidences because I honestly don't care who 676 00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:01,560 Speaker 1: wins this game, because I'm I would be really excited 677 00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:03,560 Speaker 1: about either team. I'd also be excited about a new, 678 00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:09,440 Speaker 1: fun super Bowl. Like imagine Bengals Rams Ye lower seeds 679 00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:12,839 Speaker 1: getting up in there would be super spectacular. Um, I 680 00:38:12,880 --> 00:38:14,920 Speaker 1: don't think that there is a bad super Bowl at 681 00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:17,839 Speaker 1: this point. I really don't. True. Um, I think we're 682 00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:21,319 Speaker 1: gonna get so lucky with whatever we have. And and 683 00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:23,759 Speaker 1: you know, it's I know it's boring to say the 684 00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:25,759 Speaker 1: Chiefs in the super Bowl because they've just been so 685 00:38:25,840 --> 00:38:28,520 Speaker 1: incredible for so many years. But like, you know, we're 686 00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:30,879 Speaker 1: gonna play some sound coming up in a second with 687 00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:34,279 Speaker 1: Travis Kelsey and Patrick Mahomes talking about the last play there, 688 00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:37,120 Speaker 1: and it's just you realize how stupidly good this team is, 689 00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:40,880 Speaker 1: and you want the best. You know, it's all about entertainment. 690 00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:43,520 Speaker 1: You want to show for the Super Bowl. So uh. 691 00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:46,440 Speaker 1: And then, last, but not least, let's talk about the 692 00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:49,160 Speaker 1: MVP for a hot second. I know people have voted, 693 00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:51,879 Speaker 1: I know it's all said and done. I don't think 694 00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:55,719 Speaker 1: that this should be a regular season award. Take it 695 00:38:55,760 --> 00:38:58,000 Speaker 1: to the end of the year, because the most valuable player, 696 00:38:58,040 --> 00:39:00,239 Speaker 1: your most valuable player is going to make sure that 697 00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:01,759 Speaker 1: you were in the super Bowl and that you win 698 00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:03,600 Speaker 1: that Super Bowl. I know that there is also a 699 00:39:03,640 --> 00:39:06,480 Speaker 1: Super Bowl MVP, but don't you think it just weighs 700 00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:10,799 Speaker 1: that much more. Then you also have the incredible storylines 701 00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:15,560 Speaker 1: of the postseason. So I think that it should be 702 00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:20,520 Speaker 1: an entire season award and also turn it over to 703 00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:22,960 Speaker 1: the robots. You guys, turn it over to the robots, 704 00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:25,759 Speaker 1: because people this is for people who don't know the 705 00:39:25,760 --> 00:39:28,480 Speaker 1: people that vote on the MVP award. They're writers that 706 00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:31,719 Speaker 1: it's like me and it's like this guy over here, 707 00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:36,719 Speaker 1: Alfred that's voting on who should win MVP. There's so 708 00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:38,960 Speaker 1: much I know. I'm sure they probably take the emotion 709 00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:40,680 Speaker 1: out of it, but there's so much emotion that goes 710 00:39:40,680 --> 00:39:44,640 Speaker 1: into it. There's Aaron Rodgers is the favorite to win MVP. 711 00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:46,200 Speaker 1: I'm sure it does he win it. I don't know, 712 00:39:46,280 --> 00:39:48,760 Speaker 1: because he caused so much drama this year and showed 713 00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:51,879 Speaker 1: his tootsies on live television. That's What's burned into my brain. 714 00:39:51,920 --> 00:39:54,839 Speaker 1: That's why I'm not going to vote for him. So 715 00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:57,319 Speaker 1: hand it over to the robots. Give it to a 716 00:39:57,360 --> 00:39:59,799 Speaker 1: Cooper Cup, give it to a Jonathan Taylor. I'm tired 717 00:39:59,840 --> 00:40:07,000 Speaker 1: of quarterbacks win MVP. All right, he's the based Every 718 00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:10,680 Speaker 1: single week on the show, we are going to pick 719 00:40:10,719 --> 00:40:12,440 Speaker 1: out some of the things that we heard from the 720 00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:14,200 Speaker 1: past weekend, some of the things that we saw. I 721 00:40:14,239 --> 00:40:17,320 Speaker 1: am glued to my phone all weekend. I see every 722 00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:20,399 Speaker 1: single tweet, what people are saying, what people are talking about. 723 00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:24,280 Speaker 1: So here are some of our favorite sounds from the weekend. 724 00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:28,359 Speaker 1: Play this, but this is just insane. Insane. Yeah, when 725 00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:32,760 Speaker 1: it's grim Reaper. When it's grim, be the grim Reaper. 726 00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:35,319 Speaker 1: That is what Andy Reid told Patrick Mahomes when he 727 00:40:35,360 --> 00:40:37,680 Speaker 1: was going out and had thirteen seconds on the clock 728 00:40:37,719 --> 00:40:44,719 Speaker 1: to do something special. Holy suh mokes, I might get 729 00:40:44,719 --> 00:40:47,359 Speaker 1: that tattooed on my butt. Actually, grim on my butt. 730 00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:49,040 Speaker 1: I'm gonna get a tattooed on my arms so everyone 731 00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:51,680 Speaker 1: can see him. Be inspired. Oh, when it's grimy the 732 00:40:51,719 --> 00:40:53,719 Speaker 1: grim raper. I freak and love it all right this 733 00:40:53,880 --> 00:40:57,279 Speaker 1: next one, listen. I mentioned this earlier in the show. 734 00:40:57,320 --> 00:40:59,960 Speaker 1: Travis Kelsey and Patrick Mahomes just put on such a 735 00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:03,400 Speaker 1: performance in that last thirteen seconds that got them into overtime, 736 00:41:03,640 --> 00:41:05,600 Speaker 1: and they were talking about it post game, and you 737 00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:09,919 Speaker 1: realize how insane it actually was. Play the sound and 738 00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:11,920 Speaker 1: I told him, I'm probably not going to run the 739 00:41:12,520 --> 00:41:14,680 Speaker 1: route that that it's called. I'm just gonna run to 740 00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:16,960 Speaker 1: the open area. It was kind of the thing where 741 00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:18,960 Speaker 1: he wasn't necessarily supposed to do that. But after the 742 00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:20,600 Speaker 1: time out we got to look at the defense was 743 00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:22,680 Speaker 1: doing and he actually said it to me. He's like, hey, 744 00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:24,040 Speaker 1: if they do it again, I'm gonna take I'm gonna 745 00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:25,640 Speaker 1: take it right down the middle between both the guys 746 00:41:25,640 --> 00:41:28,759 Speaker 1: guarding me. And he went up the field a game 747 00:41:28,760 --> 00:41:30,000 Speaker 1: in the ball and he got in field the ring. 748 00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:33,520 Speaker 1: They're winning the Super Bowl. Sorry, Just amazing that they 749 00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:35,920 Speaker 1: would just be like, just have so much confidence in 750 00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:38,279 Speaker 1: each other too, Like what a partnership. Those two have 751 00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:41,640 Speaker 1: to be on the same page. Like Patrick Mahomes probably 752 00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:43,200 Speaker 1: had his plane in his mind, Okay, we're gonna do this, 753 00:41:43,239 --> 00:41:46,200 Speaker 1: and then you see you hear him go kelse, Kelse 754 00:41:46,239 --> 00:41:49,120 Speaker 1: do it, Kelse do it, and it's like, oh baby, 755 00:41:49,120 --> 00:41:52,520 Speaker 1: all right, here we go. Just amazing when you when 756 00:41:52,560 --> 00:41:55,520 Speaker 1: you have thirteen seconds, you just gotta improvise, and that 757 00:41:55,640 --> 00:41:57,480 Speaker 1: they did, and good thing they did because now we're 758 00:41:57,480 --> 00:42:00,840 Speaker 1: gonna see them in a super Bowl. All right, guys, 759 00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:02,799 Speaker 1: We are getting towards the end of our show, which 760 00:42:02,840 --> 00:42:05,120 Speaker 1: I'm very upset about because this has already been such 761 00:42:05,160 --> 00:42:06,640 Speaker 1: a blast and I'm so excited to do the show 762 00:42:06,680 --> 00:42:10,280 Speaker 1: every single week. We've got so many great games next 763 00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:15,080 Speaker 1: weekend that this is our final sound going into the 764 00:42:15,160 --> 00:42:18,719 Speaker 1: abyss is to get you so pumped because it's a 765 00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:22,600 Speaker 1: nice reminder of what we just witnessed this past weekend. 766 00:42:22,719 --> 00:42:30,799 Speaker 1: Roll the sound. Mc pherson ready from fifty on its way, 767 00:42:31,080 --> 00:42:41,400 Speaker 1: man good. Robbie Gold has it away and it is good. 768 00:42:41,719 --> 00:42:44,600 Speaker 1: Not Gay with four seconds on the clock hits it 769 00:42:44,680 --> 00:42:48,040 Speaker 1: with the right boot kicking on its way, hitting through. 770 00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:54,480 Speaker 1: It is good that Gay brings it home. The kid 771 00:42:55,960 --> 00:43:01,760 Speaker 1: good that's going all the time. I'm ready to run 772 00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:06,279 Speaker 1: through a wall. Oh my goodness, guys, thank you so 773 00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:08,319 Speaker 1: much for listening to our very first episode of Bench 774 00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:12,799 Speaker 1: with Bananta. Thank you Alfred, Thank you, Junkyard Dog. I'm 775 00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:14,600 Speaker 1: gonna try and make that stick. I feel like that's 776 00:43:14,600 --> 00:43:17,439 Speaker 1: a cool one. Okay, Wolf, Wolf, I'm into it. Don't 777 00:43:17,440 --> 00:43:19,600 Speaker 1: forget to subscribe to the show. Follow us on Instagram 778 00:43:19,640 --> 00:43:21,920 Speaker 1: and Twitter at Benched Underscore Pod to see the videos 779 00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:24,359 Speaker 1: or clips that we talk about each week with your 780 00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:27,320 Speaker 1: own eyes, and then look out. On Sundays, I opened 781 00:43:27,320 --> 00:43:30,320 Speaker 1: my DMS. Baby, get in there, Get in there. We 782 00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:33,160 Speaker 1: will see you next week. Thanks for all