WEBVTT - WHY YOUR QUESTIONS ARE THE PROBLEM 0:00:00.240 --> 0:00:02.840 Hey, guys, it's Yamnica here with your the problem with Yaminika, 0:00:02.960 --> 0:00:07.200 and today we'll get into them listening letters. Yes, we 0:00:07.280 --> 0:00:10.840 are gonna hear from you, and we're excited, so let's 0:00:10.840 --> 0:00:19.640 get into it. Hey guys, it's Yaminika here and this 0:00:19.680 --> 0:00:22.480 is your the problem with Yaminika. I'm here with Tyree 0:00:22.600 --> 0:00:24.640 as always Gus. 0:00:24.800 --> 0:00:27.880 So we really like the listener letters and we wanted 0:00:27.880 --> 0:00:30.200 to give you guys an opportunity to talk to us more. 0:00:30.600 --> 0:00:34.480 Are you ready for this, Yomika? Yes? 0:00:35.880 --> 0:00:38.800 Do you think it's weird or like creepy for an 0:00:38.800 --> 0:00:43.040 adult to see a kid's movie but without kids, like 0:00:43.240 --> 0:00:44.199 by themselves? 0:00:45.520 --> 0:00:48.159 Oh? I do that all the time. I do that 0:00:48.200 --> 0:00:50.240 all the time. I love animation. I'm getting ready to 0:00:50.240 --> 0:00:53.279 go to David Bussa after this without no kids. Let 0:00:53.280 --> 0:00:54.760 me tell you something. I was in David Busser's the 0:00:54.840 --> 0:00:55.920 other day. I can't remind. 0:00:55.920 --> 0:00:59.040 I'ment with Andy, Me and Andy, Yeah, my friends. 0:00:58.440 --> 0:00:58.960 A child. 0:01:00.200 --> 0:01:03.000 Don't start at heart, Okay, don't start because you know Andy, 0:01:03.000 --> 0:01:03.520 gonn watch this. 0:01:03.800 --> 0:01:06.679 Andy. So we go to. 0:01:06.680 --> 0:01:09.240 David Busters that we got to show the id right 0:01:09.240 --> 0:01:11.320 they showed. Do you know we've been there so many 0:01:11.319 --> 0:01:13.000 times that guy said, oh yeah, I remember y'all. 0:01:13.040 --> 0:01:16.600 Come on there. I damn, we don't even have no kids. 0:01:16.640 --> 0:01:18.679 We be up here. But I love, I love. I'm 0:01:18.680 --> 0:01:19.200 a kid at heart. 0:01:19.200 --> 0:01:22.440 I'm a gamer, so I love you know gaming, hence this, 0:01:23.200 --> 0:01:26.280 you know are setup and like I'm a gamer, so yeah, 0:01:26.440 --> 0:01:29.560 like I don't see a problem with it. One of 0:01:29.600 --> 0:01:33.640 my best friends, Eileen, she doesn't like animation, so when 0:01:33.680 --> 0:01:36.280 like how to Trend your Dragon came out on things 0:01:36.319 --> 0:01:39.880 like that, Brave Up all those things, she doesn't want 0:01:39.880 --> 0:01:41.560 to see them with me, so I would go with 0:01:41.600 --> 0:01:44.160 her mother. And but I have no problem. I went 0:01:44.240 --> 0:01:47.600 to go see Minions. Well my nephews stayed with that, 0:01:47.800 --> 0:01:49.160 but they didn't have to be You. 0:01:49.080 --> 0:01:51.560 Think that there's like a like I feel like there 0:01:51.640 --> 0:01:54.000 is an adult time to watch children movies, Like why 0:01:54.040 --> 0:01:55.919 are the kids there at the eleven thirty pm showing 0:01:56.240 --> 0:01:57.920 of the Millions? You know you're supposed to be at 0:01:57.920 --> 0:02:01.280 the matter a bottom line, grown ups can be in 0:02:01.320 --> 0:02:03.680 the movie theaters watching the kids' movies alone. 0:02:03.920 --> 0:02:06.480 No, I mean, take a look at yourself in the 0:02:06.520 --> 0:02:08.560 mirror and if you don't look like a pedophile. 0:02:08.680 --> 0:02:10.880 Okay, let's move on to the next question. 0:02:12.680 --> 0:02:15.240 No, wait, I want to be very clear. I'm sorry, Tyry, 0:02:15.280 --> 0:02:18.560 give me one second. Look at yourself in the mirror. 0:02:19.600 --> 0:02:21.720 Some of you men, you know you don't need to 0:02:21.720 --> 0:02:25.280 be and nobody's you know what's going on with you? 0:02:25.280 --> 0:02:29.880 You haven't shaved, you did looking crazy? 0:02:30.800 --> 0:02:32.440 Can't wear Nike Tech No. 0:02:33.280 --> 0:02:37.640 If you have a beer gut no. No. If you 0:02:37.680 --> 0:02:42.240 wear a trucker hat, no, if you wear Gingham anywhere? 0:02:42.520 --> 0:02:42.560 No? 0:02:43.360 --> 0:02:47.160 Wait a second. Have you seen like single adult men 0:02:47.160 --> 0:02:48.880 at the Dave and Busters? And how do you feel 0:02:48.880 --> 0:02:52.160 about that considering you are also a DNB Awards member. 0:02:52.960 --> 0:02:54.000 The thing, thank you. 0:02:55.760 --> 0:02:58.519 The thing about it is they always think I'm somebody's mother. 0:02:58.600 --> 0:03:00.560 And the thing about it is I was with a 0:03:00.880 --> 0:03:03.919 girlfriend of mine. I'm so sorry I have to tell this. 0:03:04.680 --> 0:03:06.799 I was with a girlfriend of mine and her son. 0:03:06.880 --> 0:03:11.040 Her son is fine, Okay. A woman came up to 0:03:11.040 --> 0:03:12.760 her and said, is that your grandson? 0:03:12.919 --> 0:03:15.040 I said, that's how we are. 0:03:15.120 --> 0:03:18.720 They skipped right past mother, bitch, and they went straight 0:03:18.800 --> 0:03:21.959 their grandson. I was like, I gotta get the fuck 0:03:22.000 --> 0:03:25.959 away from you, bitch. You giving on grandma? Well grandma's 0:03:26.000 --> 0:03:33.760 me forty eight. Now, well that's how old I'm not. 0:03:34.000 --> 0:03:37.040 No, I'm not a grandma. Don't be around me with 0:03:37.080 --> 0:03:38.000 a grand bitch. 0:03:38.080 --> 0:03:39.960 If anybody see me on the street with a kid, 0:03:40.200 --> 0:03:41.400 you better said bitch. 0:03:41.400 --> 0:03:44.440 You would be like, that's your kid. I'm not their 0:03:44.560 --> 0:03:46.880 fucking grandma. 0:03:47.280 --> 0:03:49.120 That is crazy, that's crazy. 0:03:49.400 --> 0:03:51.480 I still wear Nikes and Chucks. 0:03:52.080 --> 0:03:55.960 So the whoopee, grandma. 0:03:56.400 --> 0:03:58.160 I like how you already had an old bitch on 0:03:58.280 --> 0:04:00.080 deck just to relate to me. 0:04:00.320 --> 0:04:01.520 Unforged unforgud. 0:04:01.600 --> 0:04:03.320 Yeah, she's a scrubyo. And we love Whoopy. 0:04:03.440 --> 0:04:06.640 We do love Whoopy, all right, So moving on. Don't 0:04:06.640 --> 0:04:09.000 be old in the movies by yourself. That's weird. But 0:04:09.240 --> 0:04:12.480 moving on. Dearo Monika. I'm a dude out here in 0:04:12.600 --> 0:04:15.600 LA trying to keep things chill, and I'm in a situationship. 0:04:15.640 --> 0:04:17.680 I hate that word so bad. And I'm in a 0:04:17.720 --> 0:04:20.880 situationship that just got complicated. Me and his girl been 0:04:20.920 --> 0:04:24.000 messing around, nothing serious, just cool energy. But I recently 0:04:24.040 --> 0:04:26.720 found out from my friend that he slept with her. 0:04:27.000 --> 0:04:30.159 Oh my god, oh my god. 0:04:30.320 --> 0:04:34.719 And this is why we don't want you to not 0:04:35.000 --> 0:04:39.479 show us your friend. We need to see everybody with 0:04:39.560 --> 0:04:43.279 your fucking crew. So I can't figure out which one 0:04:43.320 --> 0:04:47.880 I want to fuck, because now, now. 0:04:47.600 --> 0:04:50.159 Who's better looking the other dude of this dude? 0:04:50.200 --> 0:04:51.719 Well, do you feel like you can only fuck one? 0:04:54.160 --> 0:04:56.760 Let me tell you what men think, because they're not 0:04:57.040 --> 0:05:02.200 emotionally developed properly. A man's gonna say, I don't want 0:05:02.279 --> 0:05:06.320 my homeboys left overs because every man thinks he's the 0:05:06.360 --> 0:05:10.720 first dick that's ever been inside of a bitch ever. Okay, 0:05:11.040 --> 0:05:14.159 and they seem to have this thing called no back sies. Okay, 0:05:14.760 --> 0:05:17.960 but like you're you're not putting a flag anywhere, you understand. 0:05:18.000 --> 0:05:20.479 That's why you got these niggas out here dying for 0:05:20.480 --> 0:05:22.680 forty two virgins. When they get to have it, it's like, 0:05:23.040 --> 0:05:24.960 and you don't even you don't even know what a 0:05:25.000 --> 0:05:27.040 bitch is really about. A bitch is not a bitch 0:05:27.279 --> 0:05:29.200 as a virgin. Trust me, I waited too. 0:05:29.080 --> 0:05:30.479 Long to fuck twenty seven. 0:05:30.760 --> 0:05:32.880 I was twenty Well, I lied a little bit. I 0:05:32.880 --> 0:05:35.160 was twenty six and a half. I was trying to 0:05:35.200 --> 0:05:38.360 hold the twenty seven. I did it a ring to it, 0:05:38.480 --> 0:05:39.239 but it had twenty. 0:05:39.040 --> 0:05:40.520 Seven, but it was twenty twenty six and a half. 0:05:40.560 --> 0:05:45.279 Sounds stupid, So we won't round up quarter three quarters 0:05:45.279 --> 0:05:47.840 like your fucking quarter link shorts that I have to 0:05:47.920 --> 0:05:49.479 fucking deal with because I'm fucking a nigga. 0:05:49.480 --> 0:05:55.080 That's fifty one now. But what I'm saying to you. 0:05:53.680 --> 0:05:57.880 Men have all these fucking standards, and women gotta have 0:05:57.960 --> 0:05:59.680 the same standards for themselves. 0:06:00.360 --> 0:06:03.680 Okay, So he goes. I recently found out from my 0:06:03.839 --> 0:06:06.240 friend that he slept with her. She never told me, 0:06:06.320 --> 0:06:08.000 and I'm not saying she owes me a rundown of 0:06:08.040 --> 0:06:10.279 her sex life. She's grown, she can do what she wants. 0:06:10.720 --> 0:06:13.360 But here's what's weird. She knows me and this dude 0:06:13.440 --> 0:06:16.080 is friends with me. The three of us have even 0:06:16.120 --> 0:06:19.160 been out together, and she's been actively avoiding the conversation 0:06:19.240 --> 0:06:21.920 while still trying to keep our sexual vibe going as 0:06:21.920 --> 0:06:24.599 if nothing happened. I'm not judging her, but I don't 0:06:24.600 --> 0:06:28.680 feel comfortable being sexually involved with anyone with somebody who's 0:06:28.720 --> 0:06:31.760 been with people I personally know. That's just my boundary. 0:06:31.880 --> 0:06:35.839 Okay, So you're the problem, I'm babe. 0:06:36.720 --> 0:06:37.400 So he's the problem. 0:06:37.480 --> 0:06:40.760 He's the problem because here's the thing. You really don't. 0:06:40.560 --> 0:06:43.080 Want to be with her because she's been with your friend, 0:06:43.560 --> 0:06:45.640 But you're trying to act like the reason why you 0:06:45.640 --> 0:06:47.440 don't want to be with her is because she didn't 0:06:47.480 --> 0:06:49.560 tell you that she was with your friend, which if 0:06:49.560 --> 0:06:51.520 she told you that she was with your friend, you 0:06:51.560 --> 0:06:52.760 wouldn't fucking be with her. 0:06:52.960 --> 0:06:55.159 So it's the catch twenty two or. 0:06:55.440 --> 0:06:58.200 I'm gonna finish it up. And I keep thinking if 0:06:58.240 --> 0:07:00.440 I slept with one of her homegirls and she out, 0:07:00.920 --> 0:07:03.200 would she be this cool about it? I doubt it? 0:07:03.240 --> 0:07:03.800 Who cares? 0:07:03.960 --> 0:07:05.679 So now I'm stuck trying to Women are. 0:07:05.480 --> 0:07:08.120 Fucking men at they worse you think I can. 0:07:08.160 --> 0:07:11.960 If you fuck Brenda, Brenda fucked everybody. Chances that me 0:07:12.040 --> 0:07:14.040 and her jumped on the same dick at the same. 0:07:13.840 --> 0:07:17.240 Time is very highly likely. Okay, it ain't. 0:07:17.000 --> 0:07:19.880 But three dicks out here and we all surfing for 0:07:19.920 --> 0:07:20.680 the same dick. 0:07:20.960 --> 0:07:21.920 I just got to put some. 0:07:21.920 --> 0:07:24.200 Light soft wipes on your dick and keep it moving 0:07:24.480 --> 0:07:27.560 because you've already fucked all of my friends. 0:07:28.720 --> 0:07:29.320 Well damn. 0:07:30.440 --> 0:07:35.680 Okay, yeah, I'm forty seven years old. I'm probably fucking 0:07:35.720 --> 0:07:37.160 somebody that already fucked my mother. 0:07:38.680 --> 0:07:42.080 Okay, please, what You're not wrong? 0:07:42.520 --> 0:07:44.720 Yeah, I know I'm not wrong. Somebody thought I was 0:07:44.720 --> 0:07:46.600 a grandmama or the next one. A bitch is like 0:07:46.600 --> 0:07:47.960 a grandma. 0:07:48.080 --> 0:07:50.120 I said no, and then I said no this little 0:07:50.160 --> 0:07:52.320 boy's mind, I said, she is the grandmother, she's my mother. 0:07:52.800 --> 0:07:54.440 Oh so I won't get into the rest of it, 0:07:54.520 --> 0:07:57.720 but he does get into the rest of it. He says, 0:07:58.040 --> 0:07:59.520 am I the problem for not wanting to keep the 0:07:59.560 --> 0:08:01.720 sexual part going now that I know? Is she the 0:08:01.760 --> 0:08:03.840 problem for trying to keep it going without ever mentioning 0:08:03.880 --> 0:08:06.160 she was intimate with my friend? And how do I 0:08:06.200 --> 0:08:09.520 shut down the sexual side of this situationship without shaming 0:08:09.560 --> 0:08:11.560 her or making her feel judged. I don't think she 0:08:11.600 --> 0:08:13.800 did anything wrong. I just know it's a lie. 0:08:13.960 --> 0:08:17.120 You do think she did something wrong because you don't 0:08:17.320 --> 0:08:21.080 like No matter what, the thing that won't change is 0:08:21.120 --> 0:08:25.720 that she fucked your friend, and you're hanging all of 0:08:25.760 --> 0:08:30.560 this on I don't want to be with someone not her, 0:08:31.240 --> 0:08:36.600 someone who's been with one of my friends. So whether 0:08:36.720 --> 0:08:38.920 she so you can't know what I'm saying is like, 0:08:39.240 --> 0:08:40.559 what are we writing a letter about. 0:08:40.559 --> 0:08:42.760 She can't undo it. She fucked one of your friends. 0:08:42.800 --> 0:08:44.320 All you can do is go to her and say, hey, 0:08:44.640 --> 0:08:46.360 I found out you fucked my homeboy. I don't like 0:08:46.360 --> 0:08:48.560 to fuck people that fuck my homeboys. So we got 0:08:48.559 --> 0:08:50.800 to end this. See how she moves from there. I'm 0:08:50.840 --> 0:08:52.920 gonna tell you right now, you're probably gonna have a 0:08:52.920 --> 0:08:57.520 problem every time if I was her, every time I 0:08:57.559 --> 0:08:59.880 saw you, if you said that shit to me, I 0:09:00.080 --> 0:09:02.920 would just come out with my titties everywhere, right, I 0:09:02.960 --> 0:09:05.160 would just like every time I owe my jacket up. 0:09:05.240 --> 0:09:08.120 Just be titties and pussy every time, because I'm gonna 0:09:08.120 --> 0:09:11.000 make you regret that you fucked me. And then you 0:09:11.040 --> 0:09:13.360 found out I fucked your friend, and instead of worrying 0:09:13.360 --> 0:09:16.960 about your own dick, you decided to worry about your. 0:09:16.760 --> 0:09:20.080 Dick through this nigga dick. And now guess what, full 0:09:20.160 --> 0:09:21.840 titties in your face every time I see you. 0:09:23.679 --> 0:09:27.160 So would you? Would you knowingly be fucking a guy 0:09:27.200 --> 0:09:28.520 that your friend is also sleeping with. 0:09:31.400 --> 0:09:35.959 No, women don't know I'm not doing because no, it's 0:09:36.000 --> 0:09:38.920 not a gender bodness. It's because women tell everything about 0:09:38.960 --> 0:09:40.400 the guy that they like, right. 0:09:40.320 --> 0:09:42.760 So we know all like we women. 0:09:42.920 --> 0:09:46.440 No, No, if I'm fucking what I'm I would have 0:09:46.480 --> 0:09:48.480 to get moist, right, so he'd have. 0:09:48.440 --> 0:09:50.000 To be turning me on, like I gotta want to 0:09:50.040 --> 0:09:50.520 be with him. 0:09:50.880 --> 0:09:52.600 This is the same conversation I keep explaining the men 0:09:52.640 --> 0:09:54.200 over and fucking over again. You guys think just because 0:09:54.200 --> 0:09:56.319 a woman wants to like be around you, that every 0:09:56.320 --> 0:09:58.319 woman wants to be with you, And it's like, no, 0:09:58.559 --> 0:10:00.079 I just want you to be around me enough. I 0:10:00.120 --> 0:10:01.920 can like you enough so I can fucking be wet 0:10:01.920 --> 0:10:04.520 and then you can go on about your fucking business because. 0:10:04.280 --> 0:10:05.720 I'm such commitment issues. 0:10:06.040 --> 0:10:08.040 Okay, here's the reality. 0:10:09.120 --> 0:10:12.960 I'm telling you right now that a woman is going 0:10:13.000 --> 0:10:15.320 to talk about the man she's with all the way 0:10:15.360 --> 0:10:16.040 down till we. 0:10:16.160 --> 0:10:17.600 Researched the nigga's soul. 0:10:18.120 --> 0:10:21.120 We know about his family before, what country they came 0:10:21.160 --> 0:10:24.680 from started, We know everything about him. His astrological signs 0:10:24.679 --> 0:10:27.440 sun moon, so we know where his sister gets her groceries, 0:10:27.480 --> 0:10:30.320 and we know everything, and so we're telling the group 0:10:30.360 --> 0:10:31.880 this and girl, you know he did this, so we 0:10:31.920 --> 0:10:33.160 know every step of the thing. 0:10:33.720 --> 0:10:37.160 But there's no way I could be attracted. 0:10:36.679 --> 0:10:39.040 To any of the men that are with my friends 0:10:39.320 --> 0:10:41.200 because the way I can't stand them either. 0:10:42.080 --> 0:10:43.720 We hate them in so much. We're like, girl, why 0:10:43.720 --> 0:10:44.600 are you still with him? 0:10:45.040 --> 0:10:47.840 Oh? Not text him Teddy that only texts you every 0:10:47.840 --> 0:10:50.040 three weeks? What do he wants a little nigga Nick Duck. 0:10:50.559 --> 0:10:52.400 Oh him, he's back in the head. So when we 0:10:52.440 --> 0:10:52.800 meet this. 0:10:52.760 --> 0:10:55.640 Nigga, we're like, hey, Teddy, we hate him. So you 0:10:55.679 --> 0:10:57.439 think I want to go fuck him? Text him Teddy? 0:10:57.480 --> 0:11:01.120 Now we want her to stop fucking him. More specifically, though, 0:11:01.160 --> 0:11:04.400 because it seems like they are just casual sex partners. 0:11:04.400 --> 0:11:06.480 They're not like in a relationship. Could you do that? 0:11:06.559 --> 0:11:08.920 Could you have casual sex with somebody that your friend 0:11:08.960 --> 0:11:09.680 is also having. 0:11:10.200 --> 0:11:13.240 Stop the lies, because it's a lie. I just told 0:11:13.280 --> 0:11:17.720 a man myself, I can do casual. Oh yeah, I 0:11:18.000 --> 0:11:19.800 just want to fuck you, And. 0:11:19.720 --> 0:11:21.880 That's a lie I am. 0:11:21.880 --> 0:11:22.760 It's casual. 0:11:23.880 --> 0:11:29.560 Listen with anybody, that's bullshit. If you are in a 0:11:29.720 --> 0:11:36.080 situation where you are exchanging energy with someone, lewis somebody fluid, Yeah, 0:11:36.200 --> 0:11:42.480 you got your shit inside me? Okay, all right? Remember 0:11:42.520 --> 0:11:47.360 that episode of American Dad when Stan had to get 0:11:47.360 --> 0:11:52.079 memories erased and Roger put his finger in his ass, 0:11:53.000 --> 0:11:58.880 and remember this childhood. I'm just saying that the woman 0:11:59.080 --> 0:12:03.320 you don't be honest with yourself. You don't want to 0:12:03.360 --> 0:12:05.559 be with somebody who's been with one of your friends. 0:12:05.600 --> 0:12:08.200 You don't want the competition, you don't want the memories 0:12:08.240 --> 0:12:10.480 you don't want the other cross set. I get it, 0:12:10.520 --> 0:12:12.640 and there's nothing wrong with that. Just be nice to 0:12:12.679 --> 0:12:14.360 her when you tell her that, hey, baby, I found 0:12:14.360 --> 0:12:15.440 out you was with homeboy. 0:12:15.840 --> 0:12:17.200 I don't really you know what I'm saying. I can't 0:12:17.200 --> 0:12:19.040 get down like that. It's just is weird to me. 0:12:19.040 --> 0:12:19.960 Blah blah blah blah. 0:12:20.040 --> 0:12:22.319 I'm sure I seem like an asshole by saying that, 0:12:22.520 --> 0:12:24.280 but these are my boundaries. I'm trying to be true 0:12:24.320 --> 0:12:26.960 to me. Women love all that hokey pokey shit saying 0:12:27.000 --> 0:12:29.320 all that shit. To start talking about your past life 0:12:29.360 --> 0:12:31.280 and your trauma bond and tell her that you went 0:12:31.320 --> 0:12:33.240 on an app and you looked at the time you 0:12:33.360 --> 0:12:35.160 was born in the time she was born, and you 0:12:35.240 --> 0:12:38.760 got the exact oracle answer that you needed in Gemini 0:12:38.960 --> 0:12:42.000 to tell her through your Scorpio moon that her Pisce's 0:12:42.120 --> 0:12:43.320 rain will forever be. 0:12:43.960 --> 0:12:46.200 I'm traveling with a friend next month and I'm starting 0:12:46.200 --> 0:12:47.040 to realize. 0:12:46.840 --> 0:12:49.640 Hold it, hold it, is this the same white bitch? 0:12:49.880 --> 0:12:51.640 Did you just tell white bitches to call it? Or 0:12:51.720 --> 0:12:53.199 is this AI? What the off fuck? 0:12:55.000 --> 0:12:55.600 Multiple ways? 0:12:56.480 --> 0:12:57.000 You may not. 0:12:57.120 --> 0:13:01.319 Tell me the two calls for You're the problem. 0:13:01.040 --> 0:13:04.000 With y'all, Monika is white bitches. They' not even our 0:13:04.080 --> 0:13:05.240 demo like that yet. 0:13:05.280 --> 0:13:06.600 First of all, it's kind. 0:13:06.400 --> 0:13:08.120 Of over here, but they ain't over again. 0:13:08.320 --> 0:13:08.880 Chio call. 0:13:09.160 --> 0:13:11.520 If anybody's been to a Young Monika show, it is 0:13:11.559 --> 0:13:13.800 a bunch of white women. It's a bunch of a 0:13:13.840 --> 0:13:16.439 bunch of Wellesley grass talking about something. I just love it. 0:13:16.559 --> 0:13:19.360 You keep it so real, so I. 0:13:19.360 --> 0:13:22.440 Don't even know what you're talking about. Yo. 0:13:22.600 --> 0:13:25.640 Shut into this woman. I think I keep forgetting her name. 0:13:25.679 --> 0:13:26.720 If she's watching My love. 0:13:27.080 --> 0:13:31.319 She brings her entire white family to every show, her son, 0:13:31.679 --> 0:13:34.120 her husband, and they just be put And she said, 0:13:34.200 --> 0:13:36.880 I told my son, this is the woman you should 0:13:37.000 --> 0:13:37.480 listen to. 0:13:37.960 --> 0:13:40.120 She will teach you how to be a good man. 0:13:40.840 --> 0:13:42.760 I said, wow, you got that kind of confidence in 0:13:42.840 --> 0:13:45.440 me because I got a diva cup stuck in my 0:13:45.440 --> 0:13:48.040 pussy for three days. Bitch, I just surf it out. 0:13:48.559 --> 0:13:50.360 So I don't know if I'm the person you need to. 0:13:50.280 --> 0:13:53.080 Be telling your son to really tap into. But that 0:13:53.240 --> 0:13:56.000 was beautiful. But she brings her entire white family. I 0:13:56.040 --> 0:13:57.880 love it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we're listen. 0:13:57.920 --> 0:14:00.560 We're gonna tell some hardcore truths over here, but we're 0:14:00.600 --> 0:14:02.000 not about alienation over here. 0:14:02.040 --> 0:14:03.719 Sometimes white people, you know what the fuck y'all did? 0:14:03.800 --> 0:14:04.840 Come on, we ain't. 0:14:04.679 --> 0:14:06.920 Gotta dance around this, you know what I'm saying. And 0:14:06.960 --> 0:14:08.360 then every now and then I'm gonna say some shit 0:14:08.400 --> 0:14:10.079 to black people. We balance it out and. 0:14:10.080 --> 0:14:11.040 Everybody in between. 0:14:11.080 --> 0:14:14.120 Everybody can get it, okay, because it's you're the problem 0:14:14.200 --> 0:14:22.680 with Yaminika. Oh yeah, Iran, listen baby, whatever the problem is, 0:14:23.680 --> 0:14:27.800 you're right, and I'm not a part of it. 0:14:27.960 --> 0:14:30.720 I ran you ran, I ran her moves. 0:14:30.920 --> 0:14:33.760 Okay, anybody that I got to talk to, I will 0:14:33.800 --> 0:14:36.400 start at the ground floor. I will start with a 0:14:36.480 --> 0:14:39.480 Fortnite simulation first. 0:14:39.880 --> 0:14:40.960 I already know how to. 0:14:40.960 --> 0:14:43.040 Run play through Fortnite. I'm telling you, I think I 0:14:43.040 --> 0:14:45.920 can survive a war. I've been playing Fortnite for five 0:14:46.000 --> 0:14:47.240 years now. I can survive. 0:14:48.200 --> 0:14:52.360 Oh yeah, I know. I don't know how to do 0:14:52.360 --> 0:14:54.560 the dance, but I know to be dancing on Fortnite. 0:14:54.720 --> 0:14:57.040 Oh you think you got time to dance? That's how 0:14:57.080 --> 0:14:59.720 I know you wouldn't make it. Oh I'm not dancing. 0:14:59.720 --> 0:15:02.320 I'm I dance at the end. I dance on your grade. 0:15:03.000 --> 0:15:07.120 Yeahah yeah, all right, So back to this white lady, Yeah. 0:15:07.560 --> 0:15:09.640 With a friend next month, and I'm starting to realize 0:15:09.640 --> 0:15:13.080 we have completely different spending habits. I'm happy to eat 0:15:13.120 --> 0:15:16.080 at casual places, but she wants five star fine outing 0:15:16.120 --> 0:15:19.360 restaurants every night. We agree to split the hotel, but 0:15:19.400 --> 0:15:22.760 Shamil's just be separate. Should we take turns picking a restaurant? 0:15:22.960 --> 0:15:24.240 How do I handle this? 0:15:25.240 --> 0:15:27.480 I do think this person is under twenty five for sure. 0:15:27.400 --> 0:15:29.760 Yeah, for sure. Let me tell you something. I'm really 0:15:29.760 --> 0:15:34.360 good friends with zay Nab Johnson. Okay, and if you 0:15:34.560 --> 0:15:37.760 know zay Nab, she is one of the most beautiful 0:15:37.760 --> 0:15:38.640 women in the world. 0:15:38.800 --> 0:15:41.040 She is one of the most the I mean. 0:15:41.000 --> 0:15:45.880 Just class, class act and she even steps like a gazelle. 0:15:48.480 --> 0:15:52.880 And she's talented comedy and just everything just tends across 0:15:52.880 --> 0:15:53.400 the board. 0:15:53.840 --> 0:15:55.600 This was a greedy bitch. When it was time to 0:15:55.600 --> 0:15:58.360 get made up in heaven, she was like, give me everything. 0:15:58.440 --> 0:16:02.400 She just took it all talent. Let me tell you something. 0:16:03.560 --> 0:16:07.600 I know that's one of my close sisters. She's not 0:16:07.640 --> 0:16:11.040 gonna go anywhere with me on vacation. No, no, no, no no, 0:16:12.080 --> 0:16:15.960 because I don't mind sleeping in a in a cot 0:16:16.000 --> 0:16:19.440 with a polar bear. Like if I got a rough. 0:16:19.520 --> 0:16:21.200 Let's rough it a little bit. As long as I 0:16:21.200 --> 0:16:23.240 got a bathroom, that's it. As long as my bathroom's 0:16:23.280 --> 0:16:25.720 cool in the kitchen, yeah, I'll sleep out here in 0:16:25.720 --> 0:16:26.200 the woods. 0:16:26.800 --> 0:16:27.440 He was camping. 0:16:28.160 --> 0:16:32.120 I went glamping, and we stole the water from the 0:16:32.120 --> 0:16:33.880 other camp because we did the woman that we had 0:16:34.360 --> 0:16:36.200 she said, oh, my husband died. I forgot to get 0:16:36.200 --> 0:16:36.920 the water with bitch. 0:16:37.120 --> 0:16:38.840 I don't have shit to do with your husband died, 0:16:39.000 --> 0:16:40.920 and now we got to be dirty because you got 0:16:40.920 --> 0:16:42.880 to go fucking get water, bitch, And you're talking about 0:16:42.920 --> 0:16:43.680 collect the rain. 0:16:43.800 --> 0:16:46.680 What the fuck rain water? Do you think? This is 0:16:46.720 --> 0:16:50.160 freaky Friday? This is crazy. The ship that she wanted 0:16:50.240 --> 0:16:50.680 us to do. 0:16:51.240 --> 0:16:52.920 I gave that woman a horrible review and then I 0:16:52.920 --> 0:16:54.320 took it back because her husband did die. 0:16:54.600 --> 0:16:57.000 Damn. Yeah. She had us signed the funeral book. 0:16:57.200 --> 0:17:00.280 Oh yeah, it was like the first couple pages, like 0:17:00.320 --> 0:17:01.400 all these tributes to him. 0:17:01.600 --> 0:17:04.399 I will also not be traveling with you, okay, copy No. 0:17:04.560 --> 0:17:06.920 If any somebody in heaven doesn't like because if there's 0:17:06.960 --> 0:17:09.240 any type of adventure to be had, they're like, send Yamenika, 0:17:09.320 --> 0:17:15.119 she'll do it, kid, Yeah, just tell Mikey, he'll do it. 0:17:15.160 --> 0:17:16.600 He'll eat it. He'll be there. 0:17:16.600 --> 0:17:19.840 Oh yamenka, put yameny, go on the plane. Let the 0:17:19.880 --> 0:17:23.160 man on the plane die thirty minutes before they land, 0:17:23.440 --> 0:17:25.119 so that we have to turn around and go an 0:17:25.200 --> 0:17:28.879 hour and forty five minutes back. It's like, what the fuck? 0:17:29.200 --> 0:17:33.399 Why would we fucking turn the fuck around? The man 0:17:33.640 --> 0:17:37.480 is dead, and then you're gonna send us to Indianapolis 0:17:37.520 --> 0:17:41.280 for what? Even Indianapolis don't want to be there. Do 0:17:41.320 --> 0:17:43.159 you think the cars is running so fast over here 0:17:43.240 --> 0:17:45.840 is to get the fuck out of there, and you're 0:17:45.840 --> 0:17:49.080 gonna send us there? Not The airport close at four 0:17:49.160 --> 0:17:55.320 pm and the man died, and so he was dead anyway. 0:17:56.400 --> 0:17:58.199 They need to have something where maybe you take the 0:17:58.200 --> 0:17:59.959 man and put like a little parachute on the man 0:18:00.440 --> 0:18:01.800 and let the man parachute out. 0:18:03.040 --> 0:18:04.800 Bernie's your whatever it is. 0:18:04.960 --> 0:18:08.320 If he was already gone, let him parachute down to 0:18:08.400 --> 0:18:11.320 the place. I don't please, don't send me to Indianapolis. 0:18:11.480 --> 0:18:15.919 We stood there for thirteen hours, yes, and I'm sorry 0:18:15.920 --> 0:18:16.240 the man. 0:18:16.280 --> 0:18:17.240 May he rest in peace. 0:18:17.240 --> 0:18:19.200 If maybe he made a recovery, I don't think he did, 0:18:19.240 --> 0:18:21.400