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Speaker 1: know it's us, the guys, the Gang. I'm scary, Brodie,
Speaker 1: Brodie scary, Bertie scary. I'm Brodie scary. You seem to
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Speaker 1: Are you? You're always an episode off? I gotta put
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Speaker 1: even a sponsor. I love that for them to sponsor
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Speaker 1: the jingle. By the way, speaking of hitting the jingle,
Speaker 1: if you guys watched the Elvistre and fifteen minute Morning
Speaker 1: show on Tuesday, yes yes, yesterday, the what Danielle tried
Speaker 1: to play hit the jingle on me because I thanked
Speaker 1: someone for something, not not a sponsor, not a client
Speaker 1: I got. I got stepping repeats for behind Me for
Speaker 1: the Past, which I thought was brilliant. Thank you. Well,
Speaker 1: I ordered them a while ago, but then I kept
Speaker 1: changing my mind on the size and it took me
Speaker 1: a while the finalize the designs. So it's my fault,
Speaker 1: but I had the idea in February. Anyway, I got
Speaker 1: to one was his Brody on It and Brooklyn Boys,
Speaker 1: and one that's his Brooklyn Boys Brooklyn Boys in four
Speaker 1: different logo combinations. But I am having signed Envy after
Speaker 1: I saw that on camera on the fifth team in
Speaker 1: at morning show podcast. Well scary, not a sponsor. But
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Speaker 1: your own. This is the guy that printed our cardboard shots.
Speaker 1: Cardboard cutouts for the field for the mess games. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got mine, by the way, he shipped it with
Speaker 1: my signs. Oh that's so cool. Yeah, we're gonna catch it.
Speaker 1: We are going to catch him met game. We are,
Speaker 1: we are we we are going to go this season
Speaker 1: very soon. In fact, we're working we're working out the kinks,
Speaker 1: if you know what I'm saying. Well, there is of today.
Speaker 1: They increased capacity at New York Baseball game to right,
Speaker 1: and there's a vaccinated sections on vaccine sections whatever. Scary
Speaker 1: and I have both vaxed. I am not waxed, but
Speaker 1: I'm I'm a little bit relaxed for yourself. I said,
Speaker 1: I'm not waxed. You do what you want. Uh, And
Speaker 1: we're gonna we got to go to a game now
Speaker 1: we can And I have met masks. I don't have
Speaker 1: to still wear a mask. I'm ready, you know I got.
Speaker 1: I just got back from lunch with my friends. I
Speaker 1: was hanging out in North Jersey. This my buddy, Anthony Falco.
Speaker 1: You know, his name is Falco. We call him Falco.
Speaker 1: He's a This guy is epitome of on his on
Speaker 1: the road to old Man. He's doing old because he's
Speaker 1: retired from he's retired from the police department. And in
Speaker 1: the middle of the afternoon on any day he picked
Speaker 1: the day, any day, and today was just Tuesday, and
Speaker 1: what's today Wednesday. He's like, let's let's go for some
Speaker 1: lunch and then we'll go for some cappuccino and we'll
Speaker 1: get some cannoli afterwards, like he loves to do the lunch.
Speaker 1: So he brings a couple of guys together and he goes,
Speaker 1: we're gonna go. We're gonna go to this place, Rudy's. Okay,
Speaker 1: up in Cliffside Park, New Jersey. So had he sounds
Speaker 1: just like you. Well, he's he's a follow, He's Falco
Speaker 1: and the name ends in a Valide anthony, like he
Speaker 1: loves to eat. He brings the boys together. So far
Speaker 1: it's describing you. So it's the the unexpected happened. So
Speaker 1: we go up to Rudy's again, fifteen minutes away, and
Speaker 1: again it could be any town, USA. It doesn't matter
Speaker 1: in any town USA. Oh it's Cliffside Park. But but
Speaker 1: my my favorite, my favorite part of this is it's
Speaker 1: one of those old man bars, you know when people
Speaker 1: go to get drunk at noon. Yeah, yeah, but It's
Speaker 1: one of those places we say they got we got.
Speaker 1: It's got over the top Italian food. At Rudi's, they
Speaker 1: got the best food. And I'm like, it's a place
Speaker 1: called Rudy is named after a German guy who died.
Speaker 1: I'm like, how great can this food really be? Plus,
Speaker 1: you know, we've we've tasted a lot of great Italian
Speaker 1: food over the years, Brodie. But why are you taking
Speaker 1: me to any town, USA? To the old man bar again?
Speaker 1: You might you have one of these in your town, USA.
Speaker 1: The way, I'm just painting a picture. So we walk in.
Speaker 1: It's a rundown bar, hasn't been updated since the mid sixties,
Speaker 1: but it is. It's got that bar tavern field, you know,
Speaker 1: that old and there were old men in there. We're
Speaker 1: sitting down and you know, the food starts coming out,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, well, this stuff looks good. Brodie, Brodie
Speaker 1: would love this place. Yeah, Brodie, Sorry, I turned down
Speaker 1: the invite. I didn't get plot twist what the door
Speaker 1: flings open and in walks legend already New York Mets
Speaker 1: picture Dwight Gooden and his girlfriend or wife, And I'm like,
Speaker 1: and I'm looking, and I'm like and they're like hey,
Speaker 1: and all the old men goes, Hey, what's up? Doc? Hey, Doc, Hey,
Speaker 1: what's going on? Hey, what's up? And then he goes
Speaker 1: into the dining room next door and closes the door,
Speaker 1: and I look at the guy behind the counter and
Speaker 1: I'm like and he's like, oh yeah. And the guy
Speaker 1: is might as well be Mo from most tavern okay,
Speaker 1: and he's like, you know, he's washing the fucking beer
Speaker 1: stein and he's looking at us and he's like yeah,
Speaker 1: he goes, he goes, yeah, he goes. Yeah, that's the
Speaker 1: real doc. That's the real doctor. And I'm like, that
Speaker 1: was him, and my like, what this guy isn't like
Speaker 1: when I tricked you that the quaterback and the giants
Speaker 1: was sitting there. He goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, Yeah,
Speaker 1: Doc Gooden, he goes. He loves this fucking place. He's
Speaker 1: always in here. And I'm like, get the funk out
Speaker 1: of here. It's White Goodden. But one of the odds
Speaker 1: that me and my friends are sitting there tonight, my
Speaker 1: friends and Funk at this point man the story, Okay,
Speaker 1: so when I listen, when I think of eighties Superstar
Speaker 1: pictured multiple time rehab York Yankee and New York met,
Speaker 1: but really remember Yankees? Okay, Dwight Gooden, New York Mets
Speaker 1: Hall of Famer, he's in the Hall of Fame for
Speaker 1: the Mets Famer all time. Met great uh from Tampa, Florida.
Speaker 1: Hanging out in Rudi's close town in North Jersey. Yeah,
Speaker 1: a little town. Just an old man in a most tavern.
Speaker 1: I mean he's in his sixties now, so so you
Speaker 1: know he's that's not I soon found out. I soon
Speaker 1: found out why Doc was eating there not. The food
Speaker 1: is outrageous. The food is really brody. You would never
Speaker 1: it's unassuming, but it's one of those places that hit
Speaker 1: you in the face with every single thing. They get
Speaker 1: their fish fresh every day. If it's good, they can
Speaker 1: hit me in the face. But if it's not, I
Speaker 1: don't want to throw him. It was really good, the
Speaker 1: egg plant roll of teen the columade. You know, here's
Speaker 1: a problem. Here's the problem. Now, there's no problem. It's
Speaker 1: like you went and there was a special on the
Speaker 1: menu that's fantastic, and when I go, the special is
Speaker 1: not on the menu. And I can't experience what you
Speaker 1: experienced unless Dwight Gooden's there. I'm gonna be disappointed about
Speaker 1: how good the food is, but it was. I'll be
Speaker 1: looking at the looking at my dinner, going good, Palm,
Speaker 1: where's good. It's not good enough for you, It's not
Speaker 1: good enough. Thank you. I took my line. You know.
Speaker 1: The thing I'm thinking about, though, is I going up
Speaker 1: winning with low expectations. This was a classic. This is
Speaker 1: a classic under promise over deliver. No, not good. I
Speaker 1: didn't say hid him because he went into the next room.
Speaker 1: He literally no, he walked in with his wife, made
Speaker 1: him and his wife. Now, the bathroom wasn't in there.
Speaker 1: So it's an old man bar connected with a dining room,
Speaker 1: connection to another room that is a dining room that
Speaker 1: seats about thirty forty people. And on a Friday Saturday night,
Speaker 1: they all their tables and chairs. If you had acted drunk, right,
Speaker 1: if you were like crazy Twight goods the greatest picture
Speaker 1: of all time. I don't care what you say, I'll
Speaker 1: tell him to his face is the greatest picture. You
Speaker 1: maybe would have come over and going, hey man, thank you.
Speaker 1: Do you want to get a picture? I wasn't about
Speaker 1: to do that. I wasn't gonna fan girl. I am
Speaker 1: a huge fan. So I'm sitting with my friends and
Speaker 1: then they didn't believe me at first, and then I
Speaker 1: looked over on the wall and there was his picture
Speaker 1: that was signed, so it was confirmed that it was
Speaker 1: him because he had been there several times. But but
Speaker 1: my favorite is the seven or eight old men in
Speaker 1: the bar, well like just they barely turned around for him.
Speaker 1: They're like, hey, they waved out, and they doc what's up?
Speaker 1: Because he's a regular in there in their world. It
Speaker 1: most tavern. I'm gonna call it most tavern because that's
Speaker 1: what it was. It was like Barney was sitting there
Speaker 1: and Homer and these are the people at the bar,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, what the funk just happened? World this?
Speaker 1: So that was my aftness. By the way, that was
Speaker 1: like four hours ago. That's happened. Well, listen, these are
Speaker 1: these are normal guys. You know. They have to go somewhere,
Speaker 1: ye listen, I'm not gonna say where, but and I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna I'm the harp on the eighties Mets. But
Speaker 1: the second best picture on that team Ron Darling, who
Speaker 1: is now one of their announcers. He hangs out at
Speaker 1: a bar not far from our radio station, is there
Speaker 1: all the time that you and I have been to
Speaker 1: a hundred times that we've been to for lunch, for
Speaker 1: talking about he goes there, he's he's commented, he goes there,
Speaker 1: he lives, he lives, he lives as a bomb in
Speaker 1: the city. He loves that place. And it's it's again,
Speaker 1: it's not the fanciest place. It's just a good place.
Speaker 1: So I begged the question, slices, please tweet us d MS.
Speaker 1: Let us know if there's a small town place in
Speaker 1: your town that maybe a quasi or ABC lifts. Celebrity
Speaker 1: comes in everything, A celebrity come. We don't need every
Speaker 1: old man bar in town. No, no, no celebrity come. Yeah. No,
Speaker 1: if you had a similar experience to what I did today,
Speaker 1: because I told you that came out of left field,
Speaker 1: no pun intended. Well, he came out of the bullpen
Speaker 1: right right, So time is the right field at Shade Stadium.
Speaker 1: So anyway, so that was my afflet now and I
Speaker 1: had a double espresso and I'm ready to go. All right,
Speaker 1: you sound fired up. That's good, But how was your
Speaker 1: hold on? You went in the pool? No, I didn't
Speaker 1: like the pool is spotless, but it went up to
Speaker 1: eighty nine degrees in Central Jersey. Kicker. I didn't even
Speaker 1: turn the heater onto my pool, right, and so I
Speaker 1: went out. When I got home, I got home around
Speaker 1: five o'clock maybe something like that, because I was running
Speaker 1: around driving people and running errands. I got back at
Speaker 1: five and I went, oh, crap, I didn't put the
Speaker 1: heater on this morning. You know, I have to work,
Speaker 1: and I keep it at eighty six. Depends on my mood.
Speaker 1: I went out there without the heater on. The pool
Speaker 1: was at eighty two without saving myself some gas, some
Speaker 1: natural gas. No, but I'm gonna I'll be in the
Speaker 1: pool right after the podcast. Yeah, any chance, Not a chance, No,
Speaker 1: not a chance. By the way, speaking of hanging out,
Speaker 1: I don't want to run down the list because you
Speaker 1: guys know who you are. There's seven or eight slices
Speaker 1: that are planning a major event, a meet up, and
Speaker 1: some of people are not from New York or New Jersey.
Speaker 1: I love the synergy. I love this. This is what
Speaker 1: happens with podcasts. So people that have a lot of
Speaker 1: common person. There's a Seattle, Washington person on the list.
Speaker 1: I think Virginia. I don't you know a bunch of people,
Speaker 1: which is great that they're their their their friends. And
Speaker 1: one guy said that he's met so many people his
Speaker 1: life has changed with how many people he's gotten to
Speaker 1: know through this podcast. Very happy. I adore that. I
Speaker 1: really think that there's something special to be said by
Speaker 1: a common thread that people share where they could cling to.
Speaker 1: And you know, it reminds me the days back when
Speaker 1: I was on CB Radio. Remember citizens Band Radio. We
Speaker 1: used to still use it breaker one nine when you
Speaker 1: press the side piece and everybody's like, you know, talking
Speaker 1: you out a side piece, but the side piece on
Speaker 1: the microphone, but the button side piece or something completely
Speaker 1: So every Sunday morning and we're going back to Brooklyn,
Speaker 1: they would have the break. You're coming down to the break,
Speaker 1: and the break was a meet up for sea beer
Speaker 1: where they would hear each other day in and day out.
Speaker 1: Sorry I missed that one hold on it was it
Speaker 1: was a place for sea beers that would hear each
Speaker 1: other all all day, all night, every day on the
Speaker 1: ra CB radio in the local area and they would
Speaker 1: meet in the At the time, it was off of
Speaker 1: Exit five at the Bellpark when it was the Caesar's
Speaker 1: Baby Bizarre parking lot. Yeah, I swar I had my
Speaker 1: first job, my first two jobs's baby bizarre. And let
Speaker 1: me tell you, when I went to the break, there
Speaker 1: was nothing, no word to summed it up more than
Speaker 1: the word bizarre. Um. The cast of characters that showed
Speaker 1: up at the break my, Oh, of course, it's people
Speaker 1: who sitting there in their basements and talk on a
Speaker 1: on a basically like a party line phone call to
Speaker 1: people they don't know, don't know what they look like.
Speaker 1: It was like a convention. But I'm not trying to
Speaker 1: could we dare not compare that to the slices me? Oh,
Speaker 1: and I'm not saying those people who had the CEB parties,
Speaker 1: because there's people listening whose dads did it, their mom
Speaker 1: did it, whatever, nothing on with that. But you never
Speaker 1: know who's gonna show up, because I was just saying,
Speaker 1: you don't know what they look like, you don't know
Speaker 1: who they are, what they do for a living, So
Speaker 1: it could be all ages, you know, backgrounds, whatever on
Speaker 1: like social media where you sort of have an idea.
Speaker 1: Speaking of the people were talking about, I did say,
Speaker 1: if eight slices get together, they're a pie. They are pie.
Speaker 1: They are a pie. And shady jew Mobster. If if
Speaker 1: twelve slices get together, they're a Sicilian pie. That's right.
Speaker 1: That's although some places do nine slices, which is kind
Speaker 1: of I like this, Willians not twelve. It's not think
Speaker 1: it is three nine, one, one nine, one, little six nine.
Speaker 1: You're talking about lm B twelve little ones, right, but
Speaker 1: regular Sicilians nine. Come on now anyway, Shady jew Mobster
Speaker 1: changed his handle on Twitter to f you apes seven
Speaker 1: and I do want to address I gotta find the
Speaker 1: picture now. Uh it's not really it's not really male,
Speaker 1: but it's it's in my folder of pictures to talk about,
Speaker 1: and now I have to find it. Damn it. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go crazy if I can't find it. All right,
Speaker 1: you know I keep talking. What are you trying to do? Well?
Speaker 1: There was a one of our one of our slices.
Speaker 1: Put shit if I if I you know what, I
Speaker 1: don't have to find it, right, Okay, That's what I
Speaker 1: do on a daily bagnore. You um, something disturbing happened?
Speaker 1: Uh post wedding part one that I went to last week. Oh,
Speaker 1: by the way, your girlfriend looked very attractive, when did
Speaker 1: she not? I don't want to say that she always
Speaker 1: looks attractive. She does, especially on the morning. Uh so
Speaker 1: what huh, huh what what are you trying to say?
Speaker 1: I didn't say anything. You what, Well, you're terrible. So
Speaker 1: I went to the Uh god, I'm trying to look
Speaker 1: for this party. Last Saturday, I went. I went to
Speaker 1: the wedding last last weekend, last was it Sunday? This
Speaker 1: past Sunday night, and um in the afternoon, I was
Speaker 1: doing a lot of video Instagram story and I happened
Speaker 1: to record part of the actual Man where they got
Speaker 1: married at the altar with the priest and all that.
Speaker 1: I got a very disturbing d M the next morning.
Speaker 1: I want to read to you, and you're gonna be like,
Speaker 1: what what what? What? What? UM from a listener And
Speaker 1: I don't know if he wants his name out there,
Speaker 1: but maybe I okay, here we go. Don't read the name.
Speaker 1: So I got a d a d M from someone,
Speaker 1: and that's how that works. He writes, See that priest
Speaker 1: he is mentally and verbally abusive. I used to work
Speaker 1: under him as a teenager and he should have his
Speaker 1: collar removed and thrown in the garbage. I hope the
Speaker 1: party was fun, though, can you imagine that he spotted
Speaker 1: and recognized the priest that was in the in the
Speaker 1: video I was put posting. He said he worked under him.
Speaker 1: That's a bad combination. No, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: he wasn't that kind of bad. But but I can't
Speaker 1: imagine priests being assholes. But I guess there are a few.
Speaker 1: Are there? Are there in your house? Yeah? There's listen,
Speaker 1: there's there's assholes in every profession. There's asshole football players,
Speaker 1: asshole accountants, asshole strippers. But you would think in that sector,
Speaker 1: that's a whole other job. But you know what I'm saying, Yes,
Speaker 1: in that sector though you wouldn't expect a priest or
Speaker 1: none to be in it. Why well, because they're they're
Speaker 1: of the cloth there you know? All right, Then we
Speaker 1: ask you a question, and this is not a commentary
Speaker 1: on the priesthood, on on any religion, but imagine that
Speaker 1: you had a secular life limited in your entertainment. Uh no,
Speaker 1: no life, no sex? And again I know some uh
Speaker 1: sex of Christianity. Allow the priests or the pastors. I
Speaker 1: are you trying to say that these people are frustrated
Speaker 1: and they have to take their aggressions saying they live
Speaker 1: a very different life. I can't imagine that that humans
Speaker 1: are designed that way. It might be difficult, that's all
Speaker 1: it might. It's no different than if you're in prison.
Speaker 1: You're probably I'm not comparing the two, but you're not
Speaker 1: living a normal life, right you. You might react differently
Speaker 1: being in prison, even if you went into prison innocent. Well,
Speaker 1: you know, he what was that movie about last night? Um?
Speaker 1: About last night with rizam ed One night Happened one night,
Speaker 1: don't tweet me. It was on HBO. Was excellent. The
Speaker 1: point is he I don't want to ruin the thing,
Speaker 1: but he went into prison not really a bad guy
Speaker 1: and came out really bad. Well, yeah, I took the
Speaker 1: screenshot at the d M and I sent it over
Speaker 1: to the bride and she confirmed it and she goes, yeah,
Speaker 1: I heard that about him. And then and then a
Speaker 1: third person came in who was part of that that parish,
Speaker 1: you know she goes there on Sundays. He was, Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's known to have a very aggressive personality. He yells
Speaker 1: a lot, and I'm like, oh my god, I'm like
Speaker 1: here this, here's this guy. He's in he's in his
Speaker 1: his cloth, he's marrying, he's it's it's a holy day.
Speaker 1: He's reading from the boom. He's read. But the thing is,
Speaker 1: but it just goes to show it's just an act.
Speaker 1: Because an act, well you know, I mean he's still
Speaker 1: be frustrated. I know, but he left his out at people.
Speaker 1: He yells and screams. I don't know that. Okay, I
Speaker 1: just find it awkward that, you know, peoples go off
Speaker 1: your your maniac. Yeah right, I am who I am
Speaker 1: on the radio. As I am off the radio. You
Speaker 1: don't think that sweet person behind the counter at the
Speaker 1: fast food place when you when a person leaves, sometimes
Speaker 1: goes mother looker right, like everybody puts on an act.
Speaker 1: You're on stage. When I used to manage Starbucks, I
Speaker 1: thought that's a trainer for Starbucks. One of the things
Speaker 1: I said was, if you're having a bad day, you
Speaker 1: wretch your car, you got dumped in a relationship, leave
Speaker 1: it at the door. If you stop your toe, bend
Speaker 1: down and you know, make a face and when you
Speaker 1: pop back up, Hi, welcome to Starbucks because nobody cares
Speaker 1: about your problems. So this guy is angry. Man, he
Speaker 1: could be angry, but watch him officiating wedding. You know, funerals, weddings, baptisms,
Speaker 1: and just to think that it's a play. You just said, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: it's like he's reading a script in a film. You
Speaker 1: know what, what if he's the nicest, efficient official officiator
Speaker 1: at weddings, right, but when he's in charge of kids
Speaker 1: who don't listen and you know, and parents can relate,
Speaker 1: You're like, I'm the father or I'm the father, the
Speaker 1: real like the father father or the Holy Father, you
Speaker 1: know that, not the Holy Father but the father of
Speaker 1: the priest father. You're like, I love, I lived this life.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm a figurehead. I'm a symbol of respect and responsibility.
Speaker 1: I'm an authority figure and these kids don't respect me.
Speaker 1: And the word of God might frustrate you a little bit,
Speaker 1: might frustrate you. Listen, you all know that back in
Speaker 1: the day, I don't know, I'm not saying all they do.
Speaker 1: You know there's always stories about nuns whacking kids with
Speaker 1: rulers on the hand. Yeah, you know it was hard
Speaker 1: for me. I once made me fit pay full price
Speaker 1: for something. I mean, it can't get wrong. It was
Speaker 1: a bitter pill to swallow to think that this guy,
Speaker 1: how nothing supposed to be taking those. Then that's not
Speaker 1: what she's supposed to be this magical day. And and
Speaker 1: then I get a d M and then I get
Speaker 1: confirmation because guy he he has an edge to him.
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, I don't want to cross this guy.
Speaker 1: No across. Is that a pun? Yeah? Yeah? What I
Speaker 1: was looking for was Chris see Mickey ol on Twitter.
Speaker 1: Chris Uh, he said, until the Brooklyn Boys uh puts
Speaker 1: a put ad ansta puts put these on the merch side.
Speaker 1: I've made my own fu AB seventy seven decal for
Speaker 1: my car. So he got letters, put a hashtag, and
Speaker 1: he wrote f see his back window. That is fandom,
Speaker 1: that is dedication. And I did retweet that from the
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys account on Twitter, so I think I retweeted
Speaker 1: it from the at David Brody account following Brody on
Speaker 1: social media. Um, and we'll go over what else was sold. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: let's let's talk about the merch store real quick. We
Speaker 1: have some things coming through. We did add the fart
Speaker 1: order Seltzer bottle, Oh my god, with the most clever
Speaker 1: slogans ever. Yes, and it's on this shirt. It's a
Speaker 1: beautiful shirt. It just it literally speaks but for itself,
Speaker 1: it doesn't need much more than the bottle. You denied it.
Speaker 1: We supplied it here it is. You can find that there,
Speaker 1: along with the Grammar police shirt with the Brooklyn Bridge
Speaker 1: in the background. I like that one. Yea, what else
Speaker 1: do we have? We added a few others. We added
Speaker 1: the Chinese menu according to David Brodie. How's that set? That?
Speaker 1: The David Brodie Chinese menu. Wonder how that he sold
Speaker 1: a few of them? Because people have sent me screenshots
Speaker 1: to their purchase orders. Very nice. So you can always
Speaker 1: go to Brooklyn Boys dot Big cartel dot com. That's
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys dot Big Cartel dot com. Like no, I
Speaker 1: threw everybody off there. I made everybody like lean into
Speaker 1: the over the chair and going lean back, you lean back,
Speaker 1: lean forward. You know that. It was like ready to go.
Speaker 1: And I can't let him say with me every time?
Speaker 1: So what you please? Yeah? The merch is there. Oh
Speaker 1: and and gift would purchase if it's still available. There's
Speaker 1: two gifts with purchase maybe one. I don't know what
Speaker 1: we're up to, but one of them was a was
Speaker 1: a surprise. Well I would tell you what it was.
Speaker 1: It was Brooklyn Boys hand sanitizer packet like wipes in
Speaker 1: an orange and blue pouch. Adorable. What will we gave
Speaker 1: it away in the last one with you. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: then the VAX card holder with the Brooklyn Boys logo
Speaker 1: in a beautiful blue. I really like the shade of
Speaker 1: blue that we got for this one. So you get
Speaker 1: gifts gifts with purchase. I'm gonna use my VAX card
Speaker 1: holder when I go to City Field to see a
Speaker 1: Mets game. Go bam, that's right, that's right. Or you
Speaker 1: could just bust into Rudy's tavern and show it to
Speaker 1: Doc Good in person and he and but it's not
Speaker 1: a Mets holder, it's a Brooklyn Boys. But you know
Speaker 1: everything we all, everything we do Brooklyn is blue and orange.
Speaker 1: That'll work. Hey, you're you're you're the oldest in your family, right, Yes,
Speaker 1: the oldest son, sibling, siblings, Yes, it's not older than you.
Speaker 1: I'm the oldest, followed by my sister's the middle, she's
Speaker 1: the jan Brady. And then there's my difficult this is
Speaker 1: not a trick question. The oldest, Well, my parents are
Speaker 1: the oldest in my film, obviously you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: But you're the oldest kid in the family. Correct, And
Speaker 1: I don't want to know know about your cousins, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean? Okay? Have have you taken advantage? Like
Speaker 1: growing up we were like, hey, I'm the older brother.
Speaker 1: You got to do things. You laid down the ground
Speaker 1: rules with your little brother, like you you were the
Speaker 1: boss a little bit right, a little bit right? And
Speaker 1: uh and how much older are you than your sister
Speaker 1: two years? And how much older are you than your
Speaker 1: little brother seven years? Right now? Those are substantial amounts
Speaker 1: of time. Two years, seven years? Oops? Baby? So uh
Speaker 1: you know I grilled my parents about that, yeah if hey, yeah,
Speaker 1: they refused to admit it to this day. But I
Speaker 1: know my brother was all those years later. Here's a
Speaker 1: here's a clue. If you and your brother were first,
Speaker 1: and then like like five six, seven years later, your daughter,
Speaker 1: your sister came along, that's maybe your parents saying, you
Speaker 1: know what, let's try for a girls trivor, right, but
Speaker 1: they already had one of each. True. My father was
Speaker 1: an oops he found out about it. He was eleven
Speaker 1: years younger than his older sister. It was like eleven
Speaker 1: years or younger nine It was eleven years. Sister was
Speaker 1: even years older, brother nine years older, and then him
Speaker 1: he was definitely like not planned. They told him like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're planned, which I don't think psychologically is what you
Speaker 1: tell four year old. But yeah, anyway, here's my point.
Speaker 1: You had something to lord over them, right, because you
Speaker 1: were a lot older than them. I was. You were
Speaker 1: the top dog. I was. So I'm at the supermarket
Speaker 1: doing a little shopping for my mom and there are
Speaker 1: two women behind me, older women. There was sixties, late sixties,
Speaker 1: maybe maybe seventies, somewhere on that around that age. And
Speaker 1: then they had talking to each other and one's of
Speaker 1: ones of one's got blonde hair, one's got brown hair
Speaker 1: that looked very similar. And I had been paying. I
Speaker 1: paid for my order and then I paid for my
Speaker 1: mother's order, so two different credit cards, so it took
Speaker 1: a little longer to split the transaction whatever. And I
Speaker 1: turned to them, I said, hey, I'm sorry to keep
Speaker 1: you waiting. Oh no, don't be ridiculous. So, you know,
Speaker 1: very very very friendly, and they had matching masks on,
Speaker 1: you know, very cute. I could tell they were related.
Speaker 1: And the one that was talking to me, he says,
Speaker 1: go and go and do do the bags, and so
Speaker 1: she goes around stuff you get stuck like making bags,
Speaker 1: and says, get your cards out and tells her other
Speaker 1: sister get the card out. And I said, uh so
Speaker 1: she's like bossing her around. So I said, you guys twins. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: we're identical twins. I said, all you you both lovely
Speaker 1: your mom. It must have been very proud of you. Yep, yep, yep,
Speaker 1: I said. Um. To the woman who was told to pack,
Speaker 1: I said, how much are you younger by? She's how
Speaker 1: did you know? I said, because she's bossing you around
Speaker 1: like she's the oldest sister. She's yeah, that doesn't count. No, no, no.
Speaker 1: When you said my whole life, she's four minutes older
Speaker 1: than me and she bosses me around my whole life.
Speaker 1: Isn't that obvious? I said, yeah, she made you pay,
Speaker 1: she's making you beg the groceries four minutes. And her
Speaker 1: sisters like, yep, I'm the oldest sister. I knew. It's scary.
Speaker 1: Twins do that. They hold it over their other twins
Speaker 1: forever forever. Which one popped out is random, but old.
Speaker 1: I have friends, my friends Chris and Randy, same thing. Yes,
Speaker 1: they know who's older and they hold her. If you
Speaker 1: say to me, who's older? Hey, who who's older? The
Speaker 1: older one will always go I am like, it's their
Speaker 1: greatest accomplishment, and the other one will always go, he is,
Speaker 1: she is like, it's their greatest defeat. I didn't deep.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. The parents should never tell them. They
Speaker 1: tell them. They popped out together, side by side. The
Speaker 1: most painful thing. It wasn't probably do a C section.
Speaker 1: We're like, you grab a hand on each one and
Speaker 1: pull a mark up right. You could maybe time it close,
Speaker 1: but if you're coming out of the old vage, one's
Speaker 1: got to come first. Yeah. So this, this woman gave
Speaker 1: me the look scary. She gave me the night. If
Speaker 1: you should twin and this and this is this is
Speaker 1: the same for you as a twin or triplet. Uh
Speaker 1: you know, let us know, hit us up on social
Speaker 1: media and what we'll mention you next week. But this
Speaker 1: is I couldn't believe it. It was so obvious who
Speaker 1: the older one was never a card to me to
Speaker 1: even think the other one was. I can't imagine that someone.
Speaker 1: I would allow someone to hold that over me. If
Speaker 1: I was the second of the twins to come out,
Speaker 1: I don't. I can't imagine I would allow that. You
Speaker 1: know why. I think it's because when you're five and
Speaker 1: your five year old siblings says I'm older than you,
Speaker 1: you go okay because you don't think about it. And
Speaker 1: they're the older ones almost like yeah, I think over
Speaker 1: a lifetime, if I'm the older one, you start to
Speaker 1: accept there your older sibling. But you're not. I mean
Speaker 1: you're older by minutes, minutes, minutes, four minutes, change this
Speaker 1: these women's lot that doesn't count. Sorry, what's what I said?
Speaker 1: So there you go? Well something for you and scary?
Speaker 1: Did I talk about my garbage pails? What about them?
Speaker 1: Like about the blue one, the blue one, like the
Speaker 1: recycling one, the resycle one? Did I talked about that?
Speaker 1: Fresh my memory? Give me about the guy who who
Speaker 1: took out his anger, the garbage guy. I feel like
Speaker 1: I may have mentioned to you before we started recording.
Speaker 1: I remember mentioning it on on the podcast. If I did,
Speaker 1: I apologize, but as an update on on what I
Speaker 1: was gonna say last week. So I said it last week.
Speaker 1: Forgive me. So here's the deal. So I put out recyclables,
Speaker 1: um every night, you know, the night before recycled day. Right,
Speaker 1: we have two pickups one is bulk would They take
Speaker 1: everything like you can put a bad out at old grill.
Speaker 1: They take everything. The truck comes by grabs everything, unless
Speaker 1: people come by looking for scraps and they take it
Speaker 1: for you. They're like, oh that guy's that's got a
Speaker 1: luminium on top, I'll take it. So on recycled day,
Speaker 1: you put out your garbage pails, and then you put
Speaker 1: out your cycle pails. So I've got on any given
Speaker 1: on every a given recycled night, I put out one
Speaker 1: or two garbage pails, those are the big ones. And
Speaker 1: then I have a large blue recycled pail for just
Speaker 1: bottles and cans and glass like you know there's like bubbles,
Speaker 1: and then the cardboard boxes can either go in a
Speaker 1: pail or just right on the street. So last week
Speaker 1: my daughter was looking out the window. She comes downstairs
Speaker 1: because she was doing school from home that day, and
Speaker 1: she says, Dad, you're not gonna believe this. I was
Speaker 1: looking at the window because I heard the dogs barking,
Speaker 1: and the garbage guy, one of the garbage guys um,
Speaker 1: because there's two of them who ride the back of
Speaker 1: the truck, was going up the block and grabbing the
Speaker 1: recycled pails and punching the blue ones, punching them, yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: dumping them and then punching them towards your property words,
Speaker 1: the property. Everybody's just punching them like he was taking
Speaker 1: out his anger, like he hated blue garbage pails. And
Speaker 1: so I said, well, that's kind of weird. Anyway, maybe
Speaker 1: he was practicing his boxing moves on the blue ones. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so uh so. Anyway, so I have a recycled pail
Speaker 1: that's brown that had boxes in it, and I keep
Speaker 1: the bottles and the and the boxes separate because I
Speaker 1: just always did. And now in my town they commingle,
Speaker 1: so they go in the same truck, but I still
Speaker 1: keep them separate because they fit better. So it wasn't
Speaker 1: like he was punching every pail. He put the brown
Speaker 1: one back, he tossed it back normally, but the blue
Speaker 1: one he punched. And now I've got a crack in
Speaker 1: the top of it, right, whether a cycle logo is
Speaker 1: now how to how do you prove to him that
Speaker 1: he would to film him the next time? Or I
Speaker 1: have to call the company, the carding company, which is uh,
Speaker 1: you know, it's hired by the town. Or I could
Speaker 1: call the town see. Um, you know, carding companies are
Speaker 1: stereotypically people you don't want to mess with. Correct. Correct,
Speaker 1: You may watch the Sopranos. I'm not saying all. I'm
Speaker 1: just saying something. Uh, And I don't want to mess
Speaker 1: with this guy. However, uh, maybe ten years ago one
Speaker 1: of the carding companies broke my garbage pail wheels, and
Speaker 1: I had them replace it because they broke it. Now,
Speaker 1: if I call the carding company, you you have to
Speaker 1: believe somebody's called before and mentioned that there's a garbage
Speaker 1: pail puncher. You may not get anywhere. You're trying to
Speaker 1: make them lose the contract with the carding company. Who
Speaker 1: you're talking to me, I won't get anywhere. Wait'll I
Speaker 1: tell you what happened in my water heater. Never that's
Speaker 1: the coming up later. But you know I'm gonna get somewhere.
Speaker 1: I just don't know if I want to start. But
Speaker 1: I don't know if you want to bark up that tree,
Speaker 1: because the second you go down this road, it's yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: this may be the end of the road. So while
Speaker 1: I was at home depot, I priced out a new pail.
Speaker 1: You might end up in the back of the garbage truck. Right,
Speaker 1: I'm weighing whether or not it's worth the hassle or
Speaker 1: just buy a new path by buy a new pail.
Speaker 1: That's what I think. The ship you've gotten over the years.
Speaker 1: You're even. You're more than even your life. You are
Speaker 1: a sanitational engineer, and you you collect garbage in the trucks,
Speaker 1: by the way, a noble profession. Nothing wrong with it
Speaker 1: if that's what you do for a living. Have you
Speaker 1: seen anyone do this? Have you ever done it? I
Speaker 1: just got an angry and just punched, like rather than
Speaker 1: toss them back, you like put them like throw them
Speaker 1: up in the air and punched them back like a volleyball.
Speaker 1: Like the Amazon worker. They just throw your package on
Speaker 1: the porch. No, that's like, that's a cliche my Amazon. Okay,
Speaker 1: except for the guy that walked into my garage. That
Speaker 1: guy I don't like. But otherwise they put them on
Speaker 1: the porch. They take a picture. They said, hey, how
Speaker 1: did I do? And like, I told you that story
Speaker 1: where the guy walked into my garage. So they did
Speaker 1: it to me again. On Friday last week, I had
Speaker 1: left the garage door open. Why do you have the
Speaker 1: garage door open to begin with, because I was working
Speaker 1: on my lawn. I told you I bought soil, yards
Speaker 1: of soil, and I've been slowly okay, So I went
Speaker 1: in the house for a second and left the garage
Speaker 1: door open. I hear the dogs barking and the ups
Speaker 1: drivers there, right. I assume he's gonna go up on
Speaker 1: the porch. No, no, no. He leaves the box at
Speaker 1: the at the edge of my garage, not in the garage,
Speaker 1: but right outside where the door would come down on it,
Speaker 1: and puts it there. I don't understand. It's not an
Speaker 1: opportunity for you not to go on my porch. You're
Speaker 1: the guy who puts it on the porch. Well, why
Speaker 1: do I want it there? I want to be able
Speaker 1: to come out my underwear and grab it off my
Speaker 1: porch like Americans do. I want to go back to
Speaker 1: the karting company. Everybody does that. Don't don't look at
Speaker 1: me like i'm my own. A guy walks out in
Speaker 1: his underwear onto my You are tony soprano, Yeah, soprano
Speaker 1: walking walking down the pavement with the robe, yeah, and
Speaker 1: the slippers, walking down your long driveway to pick the sack.
Speaker 1: Nobody is out, nobody's home. Everybody's in you also, would
Speaker 1: you walk with a limp like Tony did, was walking
Speaker 1: down the driveway? No, No, I don't. Will I did
Speaker 1: take a ride with my my friend Jeff a few
Speaker 1: weeks ago up to the Sopranos house. Yeah, it's a
Speaker 1: great we don't we don't live that far from it,
Speaker 1: so we we we we we finally get there. It's
Speaker 1: like the end of a long road up a hill
Speaker 1: in North y Yeah, in the middle of nowhere, and
Speaker 1: we stop and uh, it's lit up. You know, it's nighttime.
Speaker 1: It's like, I don't know, eleven o'clock at night and
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get out, maybe take a picture now. And
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, I don't know. I'm just looking at
Speaker 1: the house. I'm trying to figure out like angles and
Speaker 1: back yard. I'm something tells me you didn't get near
Speaker 1: the place. No, I didn't get neither. But it's got
Speaker 1: a long driveway. You've seen on television. I wasn't gonna
Speaker 1: get near the play I'm not gonna, you know whatever.
Speaker 1: I'm sure because I'm sure tourists and people come through
Speaker 1: every freaking day. Show went off the air in two
Speaker 1: thousand nine, Right, No one there's no tourists going by
Speaker 1: this house on a regular basis. Anyway, Jeff freaks out.
Speaker 1: We gotta get out of here. What were you talking about?
Speaker 1: We shouldn't be on this guy's were in the street.
Speaker 1: We're in the street when called the sack. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: were all well at the park here and look at
Speaker 1: the house. Yeah, I don't feel right about we should go.
Speaker 1: You pulled that same ship with me with the Brady
Speaker 1: Bunch House. We went to the Brady Bunch House and
Speaker 1: I didn't wasn't me. It wasn't there. A nice try.
Speaker 1: You aren't there. Nope, you fucked me. You weren't there.
Speaker 1: We're in Sherman Oaks, California. Yeah, but I was your
Speaker 1: friend Jeff. In that case. It was straight and eate
Speaker 1: from our big show along with Garrett and a bunch
Speaker 1: of other people. And let's go by the point. Let's
Speaker 1: go back to the Brady House. And we went to
Speaker 1: the Brady House and then we and then it's like,
Speaker 1: come on, let's take pictures. It's to Lucca Lakes and
Speaker 1: to Luca Lakes. Yeah. He gets out of the car
Speaker 1: and I'm like, guys, can we get out of here?
Speaker 1: This is this is someone's neighborhood. These are people's properties. Like,
Speaker 1: we want to get a picture, knowing it was the
Speaker 1: Brady Bunch house. We want to get We want to
Speaker 1: get a selfie with the Brady Bunch House in the background.
Speaker 1: I'm like, now, come on, we're disturbing the piece. Let's
Speaker 1: get out of here. We lived to become that guy.
Speaker 1: I'm embarrassed. I'm bashful, like your friend, Jeff. You never
Speaker 1: getting barrassed. I've never seen you embarrassed in that case. Yes,
Speaker 1: because it's the same thing with the friend's house in
Speaker 1: the village in Manhattan apartment building. Put change around the
Speaker 1: damn thing. They're like, do not sit on the steps.
Speaker 1: Did you see the Friends trailer that came out today
Speaker 1: for the reunion. I have not seen it yet. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, you're not really a Friends fan. It's so good.
Speaker 1: It's them. You can see the trailer, but it's them
Speaker 1: playing the trivia game of the Monica and uh Rachel
Speaker 1: lost the apartment but playing a new version now like now,
Speaker 1: uh and uh. It's all it's just so funny and
Speaker 1: heart warming. I can't wait, Well, I cannot wait. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: so you can't go in front of the house. What's
Speaker 1: the big deal. It's I don't know. It's feel weird.
Speaker 1: I feel icky because it's like I don't want people.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't want people in my property NonStop. Okay, they
Speaker 1: bought the Brady Bunch House. You don't think they know
Speaker 1: they bought the Brady Bunch House years ago. Whatever it
Speaker 1: was that, of course they did. It was probably probably
Speaker 1: paid a premium for it. They sold the house, it
Speaker 1: doesn't it's owned by um h GTV. Now it was,
Speaker 1: didn't you see the episodes Renovation Brady Renovation. Thing is
Speaker 1: I just feel like you're in someone's private neighborhood. You
Speaker 1: really shouldn't be doing that. The same thing and by
Speaker 1: the way you walk up to the door, but you
Speaker 1: can stand on the side. The same thing with the
Speaker 1: Sopranos house because it is in a very quiet, upscale neighborhood.
Speaker 1: We weren't playing the right we weren't playing woke up
Speaker 1: this small, and we weren't playing the music we want
Speaker 1: What did you want? But did Jeff say no, He's like, okay,
Speaker 1: there it is, we gotta go. That would have been me,
Speaker 1: but it was it was a love There was nobody out.
Speaker 1: It was pitch dark outside, nobody saw the car. The
Speaker 1: headlights could he could turn the headlights off. They were
Speaker 1: probably all in the house for the night. No one's
Speaker 1: gonna see us in the dark. We weren't doing anything.
Speaker 1: The driveways like driveways long. It wasn't like we were
Speaker 1: like right there. And the neighbors all says, can I
Speaker 1: tell you something? So first of all, there were no
Speaker 1: neighbors outside. Second of all, they lived near the Soprano
Speaker 1: house that you're gonna that increases their value, the property value.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I did. I made a mistake,
Speaker 1: but I did it, and then I realized afterwards I
Speaker 1: made a mistake. So I don't live that far from
Speaker 1: where one of my favorite entertainers lives, Stephen Colbert from
Speaker 1: Lake Show and Stephen Colbert and The Daily Show. Now
Speaker 1: he is very good friends with Bobby Brown, the the
Speaker 1: makeup expert that comes on our show all the time.
Speaker 1: And she's never said, by the way, that come over
Speaker 1: and meet Steven. She's I was like, oh, yeah, we're
Speaker 1: gonna Stephen fans over anyway. So Stephen, Stephen Colbert lives
Speaker 1: in a town not far from my town. Okay, it's
Speaker 1: easy enough to look up but he used to live
Speaker 1: in a big house, and then he moved to an
Speaker 1: even bigger house in the same town, which he broadcasted
Speaker 1: from during the beginning of the pandemic. Big house, white fences, backyard,
Speaker 1: huge backyard. So I happened to be in that town
Speaker 1: one day, uh, picking up something, and I said, you know,
Speaker 1: I think I'm like a couple of blocks from his house.
Speaker 1: I would love to just dry by see the front
Speaker 1: of the house, because they always showed the back of
Speaker 1: the house on television. I'd love to front house looks
Speaker 1: like so I would never address looked up as a dress.
Speaker 1: And I drove down the block. It's a So the
Speaker 1: block I was on is a dead end street. At
Speaker 1: the end of the street is a park, a huge
Speaker 1: park with waterfalls and ponds and a kid's playground. It's
Speaker 1: a great street to have kids because the other end
Speaker 1: of the street is a park, like a masts of
Speaker 1: park with hills. Were like other people who live on
Speaker 1: that block would go to the park. You just happened
Speaker 1: to have a street that backs up to this park.
Speaker 1: Beautiful street. And so, uh, this people in the street,
Speaker 1: this kid's playing. It's a dead end street, right, they
Speaker 1: have those little yellow figures of like the little little
Speaker 1: plastic men, careful children. So once I didn't realize, I
Speaker 1: turned down the street and now it's like kid mania.
Speaker 1: I can't turn around. I have to go through the street.
Speaker 1: So they all waved to me, like, hi, friendly person.
Speaker 1: You somebody, you're coming to see Stephen Colbert's house. You
Speaker 1: aren't at least been embarrassed to be so embarrassed. No,
Speaker 1: because they didn't know that. They just saw a guy.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm not a strange older man. I'm not
Speaker 1: an older man. Shut the funk up to them. These
Speaker 1: are kids, scary scary. I'm talking about the adults in
Speaker 1: the street who have kids like I do. But you
Speaker 1: could by yourself, by myself, I can be visiting somebody.
Speaker 1: I can be going to the park. There was not worse.
Speaker 1: You can't playground, you can't park. You can't go to
Speaker 1: the park by yourself with kids in the park. They
Speaker 1: sit on the bench. What are you talking about. I'm
Speaker 1: just saying I read books. They're going to a plate.
Speaker 1: They knew either you were a creeper or you were
Speaker 1: there for Colbert. There's no reason for you to be
Speaker 1: on that street. It's a dead end its end street.
Speaker 1: People visit on the people on the street. I could
Speaker 1: have a friend on the street. I keep be going.
Speaker 1: Nobody looked at me like, hey, how are you? They
Speaker 1: waved to me, how you doing? So I drove through
Speaker 1: the kids and I'm driving down the car. The how
Speaker 1: the block is maybe I don't know, fifteen houses long,
Speaker 1: I need mortified. Colbert House is the second house on
Speaker 1: the left. Okay, I really. I get to the end
Speaker 1: of the block where the park is and it's a
Speaker 1: dead end. Well, I can't turn around right away because
Speaker 1: then it'll look like I'm just cruising the block. So
Speaker 1: I got out of the car. I walked to the park,
Speaker 1: I take some pictures. I get back in the car.
Speaker 1: I sit there for a minute and then I turn
Speaker 1: around like maybe I was like just visiting somebody and
Speaker 1: I and I go back and they're like, oh, hey,
Speaker 1: how are you doing it? Wave to me again, and
Speaker 1: I'm leaving. There was no faces, no, And then I
Speaker 1: I'm passing Colbert's house. I see the tesla in front. Oh,
Speaker 1: that's gotta be Colbert's house. So uh, I look like
Speaker 1: that's the nice house. But that's not the house that
Speaker 1: was on television. I find out later it's his old house.
Speaker 1: He was right, it's the big house, but not the
Speaker 1: big big house. So the big big House is not
Speaker 1: easily listed on on online. And then I thought to myself,
Speaker 1: you know what, don't be that guy. Don't be that
Speaker 1: guy you saw his old house. Leave it alone. Because
Speaker 1: I wasn't gonna, like, you know, knock on the door.
Speaker 1: But it was on television, so I wanted to go
Speaker 1: You've been brought down to earth, You've been redeemed. I'm
Speaker 1: just saying, unless the house is on a major thoroughfare,
Speaker 1: like where there's a lot of traffic, where anyone but
Speaker 1: I'm just google in the well. Let me give you
Speaker 1: the examples we talked about in the case of the
Speaker 1: Sopranos House, the Brady Bunch House. These are houses that
Speaker 1: are all on dead ends and little neighborhoodie type places
Speaker 1: where you wouldn't be there otherwise you're trespassing. Are you
Speaker 1: telling me you never went to the Amityville horror House
Speaker 1: along Island? Never really never went Pastard Okay, I did want,
Speaker 1: But how do we get on this tangent? I feel
Speaker 1: like we we did. One of those famous who left
Speaker 1: that girl to drew the map to draw the map
Speaker 1: for us. I don't know what we did. We started
Speaker 1: somewhere and then we're here. Well, we'll have to go
Speaker 1: back and listen to the podcast. I guess we're gonna
Speaker 1: have to hear this one again. Don't know what we're
Speaker 1: talking about. I have no idea, Twins, I guess I
Speaker 1: don't even know. We just kind of free free balled it,
Speaker 1: you know, um I um. A story came out recently.
Speaker 1: I wanted your take on this. I'm not one to
Speaker 1: have takes. No I think, I think. No. You you're
Speaker 1: so you're so neutral, you're so vanilla vanilla. Yeah, some
Speaker 1: of the airlines are thinking about weighing passengers before a
Speaker 1: flight to get on the plane. Makes sense because wait,
Speaker 1: hold on, because they're saying that America has gotten moral peace. Well,
Speaker 1: the Morning Show did this story and then and they
Speaker 1: were like, oh, no way, invasion of privacy, fuck that,
Speaker 1: no way. And then they glossed over and they moved
Speaker 1: onto from the topic. And I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
Speaker 1: whoa whoa. I'm okay with that. Okay, I don't care
Speaker 1: how well pounds doesn't matter even if I was four
Speaker 1: hundred pounds? Been wrong with that? If you are? The
Speaker 1: reason being is if it's about the safety of the
Speaker 1: plane being able to get into the sky properly, Um,
Speaker 1: I think I'm okay with them taking my goddamn weight.
Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck. Feel free weigh me all day,
Speaker 1: have it on a big fucking screen, scariest, three seventy pounds,
Speaker 1: go for it. As long as I know that everything's
Speaker 1: been calculated and everything's been tabulated properly, and the plane
Speaker 1: is gonna take off properly, I'm okay with that. Why
Speaker 1: are people putting up a stink about this? I have
Speaker 1: a question. If you're going on a proper plane that
Speaker 1: lands on the water, you probably need to know the
Speaker 1: person's weight. If you're on a private jet, you probably
Speaker 1: need to know the person's weight. If you're flying a
Speaker 1: seven forty seven or a seven fifty seven, or you know,
Speaker 1: a jumbo plane, that might be a fuel question. It
Speaker 1: might be they wanted how much gas they're gonna fuel,
Speaker 1: they're gonna burn, and if you're four hundred pounds, they
Speaker 1: might want to charge you more. It may that that
Speaker 1: may be the next step, right. It may be like
Speaker 1: a child like they weigh your bags. It's the same
Speaker 1: thing if you if you come from a very large family.
Speaker 1: You've seen these families where everybody's big, right, Okay, if
Speaker 1: they're all on one side of the plane, maybe that
Speaker 1: is a problem. I don't know. I'd like to think
Speaker 1: that the two giant engines can handle it, but maybe
Speaker 1: you want to balance them out and have them sit
Speaker 1: the other side. Even the seven seven have weight restrictions,
Speaker 1: and they're just doing a guestimation, trying to say that
Speaker 1: in the year one, the calculations could be two people
Speaker 1: might now weigh what two sixty eight people weighed back then.
Speaker 1: I understand that. I what I don't understand is everybody
Speaker 1: whole privacy thing. I don't want to get tracked, but
Speaker 1: I don't want to chip in me, which you know
Speaker 1: is not a real thing. I don't want them to
Speaker 1: know if I've been vaccinated somebody's business. I don't want
Speaker 1: anybody to know that violation. No no, no, no no no.
Speaker 1: What I'm saying, yeah, it's a hipo violation for someone
Speaker 1: to give out your information without your permission. What I
Speaker 1: don't understand is why today nowadays, like I don't want
Speaker 1: to I don't want to tell them at the met
Speaker 1: game that I've been vaccinated. It's not their business. I
Speaker 1: don't want you. I don't know. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: don't I don't want to know. I don't want you
Speaker 1: to tell me. I'm just saying I don't understand it.
Speaker 1: I don't understand why you care. I would think you'd
Speaker 1: be happy you're vaccinated, like, oh, hey, I'm I'm safe, right, Like,
Speaker 1: I none of their business. There are people that believe
Speaker 1: that if you're not gonna go into this argument, but
Speaker 1: there are people that believe that the vaccine does nothing,
Speaker 1: and then you know, they don't want people. What they
Speaker 1: really don't want is you to know that they don't
Speaker 1: have the vaccine. That's what they don't want because then
Speaker 1: they won't be able to get in. But it's like,
Speaker 1: if you have to tell them your penis size to
Speaker 1: get in a baseball game, that's an invasion of privacy.
Speaker 1: I get that, right. Uh, If they want to know,
Speaker 1: like you know how many lovers your mother had, that's
Speaker 1: invasion of privacy. I got news for you, though. When
Speaker 1: you go to the airport to get on a plane, yeah,
Speaker 1: they're X raying you. Men do women X raying you
Speaker 1: then have big your penis is they do. Cartilage shows
Speaker 1: up right, So unless the last five inches don't have cartilage,
Speaker 1: they're looking at you. They know how big your penis is.
Speaker 1: That's a violation of privacy more than whether or not
Speaker 1: you vaccinated or not, or or how much you weigh
Speaker 1: on a plane. In the grand scheme of things, if
Speaker 1: some stranger knows how much I weigh to make the
Speaker 1: plane safe, that's what I'm saying, that's my point. I'm okay,
Speaker 1: if I have to put my weight on Instagram, well,
Speaker 1: that's an invasion of my privacy, right, Oh, look scaring
Speaker 1: us out for Italian food. Now he's to seventeen, Like,
Speaker 1: that's I'm not saying that's what your way, but that
Speaker 1: that would be like an invasion of privacy. You're pretty close, really,
Speaker 1: his third quart of scary already third you look about
Speaker 1: two two? Well think about two maybe a little little more,
Speaker 1: but that's okay, you look too Yeah, they're right, alright, alright,
Speaker 1: you're you're told you're short for your way. Yeah, anyway,
Speaker 1: So I just don't understand the everyone want privacy, privacy,
Speaker 1: But then you go on social media, you throw your
Speaker 1: life out there. I want privacy. Here is where I
Speaker 1: had dinner last night. He is where I want on vacation.
Speaker 1: Here's like there's no privacy. Then people are just deciding
Speaker 1: they don't want I don't want you to know. What
Speaker 1: if that plane tilts to the right, I would like
Speaker 1: to know that guy's weight. Well, this, this is exactly
Speaker 1: my point that by the way, That's why I brought
Speaker 1: it up, because we didn't really do a rebuttal on that.
Speaker 1: We didn't really dive into that topic on the air,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, whoa, hold on a second, there's more
Speaker 1: to this, but you know than in a quick, little
Speaker 1: invasion of privacy moment. But yeah, whatever. For certain things
Speaker 1: I agree with it. Others I take. I get a
Speaker 1: huge kick out of. You know, the Constitution was written
Speaker 1: in the seventeen hundreds, right, and there was some amendments,
Speaker 1: uh written since then, some some as far as as
Speaker 1: recent as the last you know, thirty years, but most
Speaker 1: of it was written in the seventeen hundreds. Right. It's
Speaker 1: when you start saying things and applying them to the Constitution,
Speaker 1: like I have my freedom and the Constitution and tell
Speaker 1: you how much I weigh. I don't think UM, John
Speaker 1: Hancock and Ben Franklin. We're thinking about you being four
Speaker 1: pounds getting on a seven seven or seven thirty seven
Speaker 1: like that. There's no there's no coral. Some things have
Speaker 1: to be adapted to present day, to where you go.
Speaker 1: I don't think they were talking about that freedom and
Speaker 1: that privacy. I think they were talking about, like you know,
Speaker 1: not having to let red coats stay in your house.
Speaker 1: I think they're talking about some other things anyway. But
Speaker 1: it's my freedom or not. But I don't want to
Speaker 1: play in the crash my freedom. Um. Yeah, whether we
Speaker 1: have a couple of pieces of sound and maybe we
Speaker 1: should get oh, I have some some I love sound.
Speaker 1: I have so okay, so one piece of sound was
Speaker 1: perhaps the most requested piece of sound in the history
Speaker 1: of this podcast. I heard myself. I had to get it. Okay.
Speaker 1: So as as most of you know, I'm sure almost
Speaker 1: all of you know, our boss, Elvis Duran was on
Speaker 1: UM Law and Order s VU you played a dead
Speaker 1: dead body. But the plot law of the episode was
Speaker 1: three prostitutes were getting rich guys drunk or and high
Speaker 1: on cocaine and then and then stealing their money from
Speaker 1: their wallets, getting their bank account information and robbing them blind,
Speaker 1: figuring because they were most likely married, they wouldn't report
Speaker 1: it because they came up out of the room with hookers, right,
Speaker 1: They're not gonna say that, So they were getting away
Speaker 1: with it. Elvis's character died and another guy, another guy
Speaker 1: died on the show, but before he died, the hookers
Speaker 1: were trying to They were going through his um, his
Speaker 1: wallet and everything. And a third hooker came in and uh,
Speaker 1: but if you prefer lady of the evening, professional woman,
Speaker 1: if you prefer uh, for those of you that are
Speaker 1: offended by hooker, she came in and starts demanding a
Speaker 1: certain bit of information from him, making a grammatical error
Speaker 1: that we we've talked about a lot, and everybody blew
Speaker 1: up the text messages the next day for the show
Speaker 1: and on our social media. So here is the clip.
Speaker 1: Not only is this she say it, but she screams it,
Speaker 1: good boy, I need your pin number. Keep the party
Speaker 1: going fine, the clippers look at the length of the clip.
Speaker 1: I'm not I don't have a timer on this thing.
Speaker 1: Let the thing ron I said. She screams it good,
Speaker 1: I need your pin number, keep the party going going here,
Speaker 1: So how about that pen. What's your pin number? Yeah,
Speaker 1: she said it twice. The second time she said pin.
Speaker 1: But the third number, what's your pat number? She started
Speaker 1: with pin number, then she said pin and then pin number.
Speaker 1: Can't find a hooker with good grammar? What are we
Speaker 1: doing today? What happened to the good old days when
Speaker 1: hooker spoke? Well? Damn it? And then we have this
Speaker 1: COVID clip. Oh, the COVID clip. Okay, So if you
Speaker 1: have an old person in your life, okay, we do, right.
Speaker 1: You know that they don't understand some of them the
Speaker 1: technology that you do. They might not if they're very
Speaker 1: old and they're not feeling well. They might not know
Speaker 1: really big words, and they might not know like a
Speaker 1: sort of scientific words, and they might not like remember
Speaker 1: them right. So I want you to keep that in mind. Also,
Speaker 1: this woman is on the beach. She's jogging on the
Speaker 1: beach with her headphones and out of nowhere, she calls
Speaker 1: her aunt to see how she's doing. Her aunt right,
Speaker 1: and the woman tells her she's sick. She's I have
Speaker 1: COVID to the to the nice I want you to hear,
Speaker 1: and you can stop the clip at that point because
Speaker 1: it's early on I want you to hear what human
Speaker 1: being reacts this way to finding out your aunts COVID.
Speaker 1: So play the clip and stop it after the after
Speaker 1: she responds, Hi, I wonder, how are you, honey? I
Speaker 1: my lions and tigers and bears. Oh my god, this
Speaker 1: this guy is to how are you, honey? I have COVIC?
Speaker 1: Oh my? She sounds like the cleanest cut, most wholesome
Speaker 1: young girl who does voiceover work, who does like cartoon
Speaker 1: voiceover work, right, wouldn't you go? Oh no, Grandma, I'm
Speaker 1: so sorry. Oh my, oh one more time, but litten
Speaker 1: let her run through. Listen to what she tells the woman.
Speaker 1: Listen to the woman say she's she's totally lost. The
Speaker 1: woman has no fucking clue what she's talking about. Then
Speaker 1: reminds her again, Grandma, remember what I said, Go make
Speaker 1: some phone calls, and then she goes, Okay, how are you, honey?
Speaker 1: I have COVIC? Oh my, I don't know what to do.
Speaker 1: Did they tell you about monoclonal antibodies. It's a treatment
Speaker 1: help keep you out of the hospital. Let's see. No,
Speaker 1: I an't wanda your high risk. You have diabetes. COVID
Speaker 1: can change fast and you could be in trouble. You
Speaker 1: need to call your doctor now and see if you
Speaker 1: can get mono clonal antibody. Had falling. Now, there's no
Speaker 1: way grant Aunt Jenny whatever her name is, is gonna
Speaker 1: remember to call they ask for monoclonal antibodies. She just said,
Speaker 1: mana what. Yeah, that's some bad acting right there. He's like, Grandma,
Speaker 1: you're you're a high risk. You have diabetes. By the way,
Speaker 1: in case you didn't know, Aunt whatever her name is,
Speaker 1: in case you didn't know you have diabetes. The woman
Speaker 1: has to be reminded. She's like, your high risk. You
Speaker 1: have bees that could change at any moment. Really, you
Speaker 1: think that the person who told she had COVID didn't
Speaker 1: explain this to already that she's high risk. The woman
Speaker 1: is like seventy eight years old. She's in her kitchen
Speaker 1: in a housecoat. You don't think when they said you,
Speaker 1: excuse me, have COVID, they didn't tell her you have diabetes.
Speaker 1: A high risk old nurse kid on the on the beach.
Speaker 1: It's like, oh my god, you're in high risk. Ask
Speaker 1: Graham ask for anti monicolai glutamate. A doctor, Mike need.
Speaker 1: He has told me I have to ask for monocleosis.
Speaker 1: I have to something about writing the monorail. I'm very sick.
Speaker 1: I have to fight dr. I have to fight you
Speaker 1: mano amano right away. Otherwise I'm a manarchy. Something about
Speaker 1: anti disestablishment tarianism. Wow, wow, commercials, a train wreck, an atrocity,
Speaker 1: mana what I can barely. I can't get to the
Speaker 1: bathroom by myself. She's like, don't forget to call. I'll
Speaker 1: do that right now. She didn't even write it down.
Speaker 1: You know last week, don't you know Blay? I have mono.
Speaker 1: You know Blay the basketball player? Holy sh it? Can
Speaker 1: we play that one more time? Let me hear say
Speaker 1: the thing? Hey, I wonder how are you, Henny? You
Speaker 1: don't know what to do? Did they tell you about anybody?
Speaker 1: You gotta ask for anotopia? Hey, hey, when you call
Speaker 1: you you're calling me, by the way, for some reason. No,
Speaker 1: you're calling you, okay, Hey, hey, when you get him
Speaker 1: on the phone, asked the doctor for phenomena. I have
Speaker 1: mona lias, I got modest Yahoo, Hey, tell him you
Speaker 1: got montana montana sodium glutam tonight, I have who says, hey,
Speaker 1: and how are you doing? I have COVID invited me
Speaker 1: to Benjamin, that may be my favorite clip of all time.
Speaker 1: I don't know that, Babs well, because you know, that's
Speaker 1: what I was gonna talk about just now. I was
Speaker 1: gonna call back on Katie Babs. I looked her up.
Speaker 1: She's a smoke show you have the drop. Yes, she
Speaker 1: just turns out radio spl satellite radio DJ Katie Bay
Speaker 1: Katy Brabs. We don't making fun of her. She's actually
Speaker 1: sort of a big deal in the rock world. And
Speaker 1: she's a Canadian and she's all tatted up. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: your type. She's definitely your type. I could see you
Speaker 1: on my type. But the thing is, now, I know
Speaker 1: why you know she she has this gig because she
Speaker 1: looks apart and acts apart, and she's I guess a
Speaker 1: rock person in the Canadian world. I guess who's known
Speaker 1: for metal and but but honestly, d's as a DJ.
Speaker 1: She sucks. My name is Katy Babson. Thanks for hanging
Speaker 1: Oh my what that's what she do? Played the two together? Alright?
Speaker 1: You know how five Finger Death Punch are nominated for
Speaker 1: Billboard Music Award for Rock Artists. I didn't know who
Speaker 1: else was nominated, so I went and looked and This
Speaker 1: makes little to no sense, but what do you expect
Speaker 1: from music awards? The only other band that makes sense
Speaker 1: in this category is a C d C. Otherwise you
Speaker 1: have twenty one Pilots and Machine Gun Kelly. They are
Speaker 1: not rock artists. People, Oh man, what are they thinking?
Speaker 1: I pray that five figure Death Punch takes this one
Speaker 1: home to show the real rockers were right now. My
Speaker 1: name is Katie Babs, and everybody we should that we
Speaker 1: should have a go. I'm Katie Babs. Oh my, so
Speaker 1: we made we made fun of her, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: after the show, I'm like, I gotta go look her
Speaker 1: up and wow, whoof she is something else? She is
Speaker 1: something else? Anyway, all right, we gotta take a quick
Speaker 1: break here, um, but before we do, I would like
Speaker 1: to know what I want to know what you had
Speaker 1: for dinner there, Brody? Okay, So we had pizza up
Speaker 1: at the radio station for our anniversary show, and so
Speaker 1: I was gonna order with Slice tonight, specifically, you know,
Speaker 1: I get a little Italian food. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I get something for the podcast. Ye, And so I
Speaker 1: hopped on on Slice and I'm looking at couple of
Speaker 1: pizza places in my area and I go to one
Speaker 1: of my favorites, Godfather, over by the Home Depot, and
Speaker 1: I'm looking at the menu and I see so many
Speaker 1: things that I wanted to try. That warrant pizza. I've
Speaker 1: always had the pizza there. So for dinner tonight, I
Speaker 1: got big clams. Got a dozen big clams for myself, alright,
Speaker 1: little bread crumb on top lemon wonderful. I got spicy
Speaker 1: sausage and peppers okay. I got grilled chicken caesar salad
Speaker 1: for one of my kids. And the piece of resistance,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it was flawless stuffed red pepper. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, stuffed with meat and cheese and deliciousness. So
Speaker 1: I got all these things. I earned more points towards
Speaker 1: my free pizza on using Slice. I didn't have to
Speaker 1: talk to them on the phone. I sat in my car,
Speaker 1: dropped my daughter off in or after school activity, sat
Speaker 1: in my car for a second. Open up the app. Boom, boom, boom.
Speaker 1: I put in my no basil request right because I
Speaker 1: saw in the picture there's a big lump of basil
Speaker 1: like basil. No basil right. That was only only modifier,
Speaker 1: but it was a space for it. I ordered it.
Speaker 1: It said, what time will you be there? Boom myself.
Speaker 1: I'll be there five thirty. Put in my NAV five
Speaker 1: thirty I got their food was ready. It could not
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Speaker 1: helping these restaurants back on their feet, as a lot
Speaker 1: of them are just you know, post pandemic, coming out
Speaker 1: of like shock. Uh the you know, these other guys,
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Speaker 1: and then these the Slice people give back by taking
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Speaker 1: dollars in fees. That's why we love them so much.
Speaker 1: And now for this week specifically, um, they're doing national
Speaker 1: you know Friday is National Pizza Party Day. Did you
Speaker 1: know this, Broty? Yes? I did? Uh, So why not
Speaker 1: think about Slice when ordering for a pizza party of
Speaker 1: your entire family. Maybe your friends celebrate that and are
Speaker 1: on the twenty two of May, which is in a
Speaker 1: couple of days here, I don't know when you're hearing
Speaker 1: this podcast. Um, that's the anniversary of the first ever
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Speaker 1: the app version or on online slices like enjoy the
Speaker 1: food and more importantly, as far as I'm as importantly,
Speaker 1: enjoy the technology of Slice because it makes everything easier.
Speaker 1: Thank you Slice and Rody. What's your middle initial j
Speaker 1: oh No, Sorry, that's a trick question what I think
Speaker 1: because I don't really go by my I don't really
Speaker 1: go to by by my middle name at all. But
Speaker 1: my father is the middle initials. My my father is James,
Speaker 1: so it's Anthony James Scary and we have the same name,
Speaker 1: so I always think a J S a j S.
Speaker 1: But is the P from No, No, that's my father. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean it comes from the P hole, but we're no, seriously,
Speaker 1: it's Peter. I I I know where the P comes from.
Speaker 1: Your Peter, I understand that. What's No, it's Peter. My
Speaker 1: middle name is Peter. I thought you said your middle
Speaker 1: name was No, my father was James, and I'm Peter.
Speaker 1: My middle name is Peter. You thought I was born
Speaker 1: without a middle name though, that was that name was
Speaker 1: given to me at confirmation. Yeah, it's kind of a
Speaker 1: fake middle name. It's not even real. I was born
Speaker 1: on my birth certificate Anthony Scary. Done. But how who
Speaker 1: doesn't give the kid a middle name? Rosann Antony Scary?
Speaker 1: But my father has the middle name, Yeah, they chose
Speaker 1: not to have one. From your mother has the middle name? Right?
Speaker 1: Is it Marie. Uh doesn't have to be, isn't every time?
Speaker 1: Woman's one of those Antonett, all right, I don't have
Speaker 1: a middle name, but I got one of confirmation. It's
Speaker 1: kind of like the fake middle name. I don't know, man.
Speaker 1: The reason I ask is I have a middle name. Okay,
Speaker 1: I have an initial. Do you know I don't even
Speaker 1: know what your middle name is? All these years, You've
Speaker 1: never asked, and then nor will I bring it up
Speaker 1: because it's not important to the story. The point is
Speaker 1: I've been getting mail lately that isn't That isn't my
Speaker 1: middle name, That isn't my middle initial. So Ford keep
Speaker 1: sending me mail is for a new car to David H. Brody.
Speaker 1: My middle names that H. I don't know where the
Speaker 1: H came from. My father's name wasn't H. I don't.
Speaker 1: I have no idea Geo Geico. I have insurance with
Speaker 1: Geico for many, many, many many years. Every time they
Speaker 1: send me mail, the outside label says David S. Brody,
Speaker 1: and then when I open it, inside stuff is my name.
Speaker 1: I can't get them to change my middle initial. They
Speaker 1: say they're going to, and then they don't. I was
Speaker 1: called Ford Marketing. I'm not David H. Brody, Oh terribly sorry,
Speaker 1: We'll we'll change that for you. You know what they're doing.
Speaker 1: They're doing the jerk off thing with their hand. You're like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: we'll change that for you. I don't Understan where the
Speaker 1: letters are coming from. Now, get this, this is the
Speaker 1: craziest one. You You guys know Spruce, our buddy. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I miss Spruce. Can we get him on the phone? Okay?
Speaker 1: So my bad. I had him waiting last week for
Speaker 1: us to call him, and we didn't call him. So
Speaker 1: I don't know what he's doing right now. Uh, if
Speaker 1: you want, I can text you his number. We can
Speaker 1: try to call him right now. Do you want to
Speaker 1: get him on? That's fine? Why don't you text him
Speaker 1: to see if he's available to come on first and
Speaker 1: we'll do some email in the meantime. All right, but
Speaker 1: before but here's the part. Let me see. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: hold on my voice text on. Are you available to
Speaker 1: go on the podcast? Right now? Okay? So, uh see
Speaker 1: what he says. The reason I'm mentioning Spruce is that
Speaker 1: I get junk mail to my main email address, not
Speaker 1: my work email address, the one that you and I
Speaker 1: use when we communicate. It's not even my junk email
Speaker 1: where all my junk goes. It says, Hey, Spruce, would
Speaker 1: you like to buy new windows. It's like it's one
Speaker 1: of those conglomerates that sends you all kinds of things,
Speaker 1: but it's the same company. Hey, Spruce, save on your
Speaker 1: car insurance. Hey Spruce. I don't know why they think
Speaker 1: I'm Spruce. I've never entered Spruce, And if it was
Speaker 1: any other name on the planet, I would think it
Speaker 1: was just an error. But the fact that I know
Speaker 1: is Spruce, and they would never know. Computer would have
Speaker 1: like generated Spruce. Somehow my email address is associated with Spruce.
Speaker 1: So one of two things happened. Either I accidentally entered
Speaker 1: his name on something or I ordered something for him.
Speaker 1: Oh you know what it was? Oh, I know what
Speaker 1: it was now, something like it years ago, eight years ago,
Speaker 1: I think. And I just just now I had an epiphany.
Speaker 1: Grahama and Jenny, you haven't been epiphany, call your doctor.
Speaker 1: Oh my um. I ordered him a New Orleans Saints
Speaker 1: Reggie Bush fathead big sticker off for the wall which
Speaker 1: we put up in our office. We used to share
Speaker 1: an office together, and that's the only thing I think
Speaker 1: maybe is that I did to his attention, that fathead
Speaker 1: sold my name to a mailing list and sold Spruce
Speaker 1: as my email address. That's exactly what happened. That has
Speaker 1: to be it. I just realized that it's the only
Speaker 1: time that we would have crossed the stream, so to speak,
Speaker 1: which is bad by the white cats and dogs living together. So,
Speaker 1: uh yeah, so I keep getting mail for Spruce because
Speaker 1: of fat head. Fuck you, fathead. Yeah that's all. He
Speaker 1: hasn't texted me back yet. He's not the fastest texter backer.
Speaker 1: Oh great, so we're gonna be waiting here a while.
Speaker 1: He's a medium. There's some people in my life. They
Speaker 1: take like three hours, and I'll go, I don't really
Speaker 1: like texting. You're holding the damn phone. Your phone vibrated,
Speaker 1: saw the text message? What were you doing? I don't
Speaker 1: understand people like they think that text messaging is like, uh,
Speaker 1: like snail mail mail. I'm a letter in a day too.
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, you're text me back immediately or
Speaker 1: thein like twenty minutes. Try unless you forget. If you forget,
Speaker 1: to get it. But if you're consistent, they're they're scared.
Speaker 1: There must be people in your life that just don't
Speaker 1: take back for like an hour two hours. By that point,
Speaker 1: it's like, it's the point's mood. By the way, the
Speaker 1: point is not mute, it's mood. Correct. I want to
Speaker 1: call out some local sportscasters. Yeah, when you say that
Speaker 1: that you did something that was for no reason, right,
Speaker 1: it was all for what he wasted his time. It
Speaker 1: was all for right. Guy on the sports radio here
Speaker 1: in New York said not three or four times, it's
Speaker 1: all for not like garlic, not like garlic, knots yeah,
Speaker 1: like nt. But yeah, it could have been it's all
Speaker 1: for not because I guess not as a negative word.
Speaker 1: I feel like he was like I was twoday years
Speaker 1: old when I learned it's not, yeah, it's not all
Speaker 1: for not. So that that was that. I wanted to
Speaker 1: yell at the at the radio like I'm lying now
Speaker 1: I I I yelled at the radio. I did. Someone
Speaker 1: Christian Rosalis wrote to us, Uh, he was at a
Speaker 1: pizzeria in Hakas in Delaware, at the home of pizza.
Speaker 1: The sign said garlic nuts and uts. No they're nuts.
Speaker 1: They don't make garlic nuts like nuts. And that is
Speaker 1: the pizzeria. UH called h. I wish he didn't give
Speaker 1: the name. Oh well, oh well, anyway. By the way,
Speaker 1: Christian Rosalis often sends us that's at Fonsie with two ease. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he sends us grammar police stuff all the time. Okay,
Speaker 1: I guess we do a couple little email while we're
Speaker 1: waiting for Spruce to get back to us. Yeah, little
Speaker 1: something something something something that sounds like it's mail time. Welcome,
Speaker 1: You've got mail and you could always email us at
Speaker 1: the Brooklyn Boys podcast at gmail dot com. Some of
Speaker 1: you have home of the world's oldest email stager. That
Speaker 1: is correct. This is from Blues Crew from the Blue
Speaker 1: Cruise Cruise. I'm not gonna make a bad joke there.
Speaker 1: I will just pick it up. Uh. So sometimes people
Speaker 1: choose to slide into our d M s uh Like
Speaker 1: at DJ Bryant, did I read this one last week? Brodie?
Speaker 1: Because if not, if I did well, it bears repeating. Yes,
Speaker 1: you read a DJ one about the pool? What up?
Speaker 1: My what up? My brother's last two episodes were amazing,
Speaker 1: But Brodie Scary should be in that pool, man Scary.
Speaker 1: If I had a pool, you would be invited. I
Speaker 1: do have awesome parties in my backyard. That You're more
Speaker 1: than welcome to come into fire Pits. DJ. That's me drinks,
Speaker 1: food bottle service, v I p Area. Okay, two of
Speaker 1: those are lies anyway, Love you guys. Feel like I'm
Speaker 1: listening to family when I listened to the podcast. Here's
Speaker 1: a pick for you and BRORI to talk. You guys
Speaker 1: talk about this ship all the time. Uh. And that
Speaker 1: is the I s O a poker dealer and bartender
Speaker 1: for birthday party five nine. Um, I don't know what
Speaker 1: that is. It's a screenshot of an Instagram and post.
Speaker 1: Do we talk about that or is it? Okay, we
Speaker 1: talked about it anyway. I'm fucking dying right now. Uh
Speaker 1: l m ao. The picture was in reference. Oh, this
Speaker 1: was a picture we sent and we had no clue
Speaker 1: we actually mentioned this. So this is the follow up
Speaker 1: and we mentioned it. He says, I'm dying right now
Speaker 1: because the picture was in reference to the comment. I
Speaker 1: guess you can't see it, but someone was looking for
Speaker 1: a bartender and a poker dealer and the first comment
Speaker 1: was I don't know a bartender or poker dealer, but no,
Speaker 1: Ah band, what the funk? Not the same? Okay? So Brodie,
Speaker 1: just to clear the air here. We read this last
Speaker 1: week and and then we mentioned it on the podcast,
Speaker 1: and he didn't understand. We didn't understand what it was.
Speaker 1: We glossed over it, but it clearly says I have
Speaker 1: an awesome horn band if you're interested making a real party,
Speaker 1: which has nothing to do with the post where they're
Speaker 1: looking for a poker dealer, Like, why you off bring
Speaker 1: me a fucking horn band? This bro, you do this
Speaker 1: ship all the time when you do listings. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: well here's another one. So we got sent this, Uh
Speaker 1: I hate to get out by Vicky Jenks. She had
Speaker 1: a Facebook post she saw somebody said, any update on
Speaker 1: when Porkos is opening? Back up, Porkos sounds like a
Speaker 1: fun place. I had read mid May at some point,
Speaker 1: but curious if anyone has better intel, And this guy
Speaker 1: wrote back, They're supposed to open mid May. That's what
Speaker 1: the guy said, because I heard mid May. Anyone else
Speaker 1: have a better idea? The guy back up mid May?
Speaker 1: You know? Okay, we got that, We got that all right, UM,
Speaker 1: be helpful. Many Breyer uh said, Hey, guys, I'm a
Speaker 1: longtime fan of the Big Show and a huge fan
Speaker 1: of you guys. I'm working on real listening to the
Speaker 1: podcast from the beginning. Anyway, I worked for a small
Speaker 1: manufacturing plant and order a lot of the materials. Here.
Speaker 1: The twelve year old in me had to send you
Speaker 1: this picture of the pipe cleaners we use. The company's
Speaker 1: name is B J. Long and they make pipe cleaners.
Speaker 1: They pipe cleaners are great, but one has to wonder
Speaker 1: if they did this on purpose. Look at this. It's
Speaker 1: a well you can't see it, but it literally is
Speaker 1: called B J. Long pipe Cleaners. That's gonna be a joke.
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's a really it's a real thing.
Speaker 1: Um oh our har haas so Hall says, here's another one.
Speaker 1: Um he wrote a five star. He or she wrote
Speaker 1: a five So how has wrote a five star review
Speaker 1: for us on Apple Podcasts, saying Brodie's rants will have
Speaker 1: you laughing until you cry. Scary seems like such a
Speaker 1: cool guy to hang out with, So do you Brodie?
Speaker 1: Their chemistry is awesome. It's a podcast match made in heaven.
Speaker 1: I listened to these guys driving, working, cooking, and anytime
Speaker 1: else I can, and he's been a blessing to my ears.
Speaker 1: See what he wrote can be misconstrued. He he said,
Speaker 1: readA wastes. I listened to them. I listened to these
Speaker 1: guys driving cooking, So it sounds like what he said
Speaker 1: was he listens to us driving, working and cooking. He
Speaker 1: didn't say he listens to us while he's doing those things.
Speaker 1: So is he listening to us while we're working and driving.
Speaker 1: That's kind of weird. I don't know. Well, Rebecca Chan wrote,
Speaker 1: I'm super behind on the podcast Maya Culpa, but I
Speaker 1: just heard you read my emails. I love is super behind.
Speaker 1: By the way, just say I heard you read my
Speaker 1: episode one sixty six on episode and he says, you
Speaker 1: read my email. Thank you for taking the time to
Speaker 1: read us and provide some sound advice. I called the
Speaker 1: corporate office of the corporate office Expedia and received a
Speaker 1: refund for the difference between the current rate versus last
Speaker 1: year's rate. Yes, I didn't get free dessert, but at
Speaker 1: least we didn't have to pay extra. It took two hours,
Speaker 1: but the buzzwords I used were were worked so worth it.
Speaker 1: Thank you for the cs W and Scary and Rebecca,
Speaker 1: thank you Rebecca. So Rebecca heard the advice we gave
Speaker 1: over this podcast in episode one, called and got results
Speaker 1: and that's what I love to hear. Yeah, anything we
Speaker 1: can do to hell. This is the email of the week,
Speaker 1: and then you could read some stuff. This is from
Speaker 1: Agnes Lindau. You Agnes not you know. I saw this
Speaker 1: and I thought of you guys. I don't know if
Speaker 1: this is real or not. If you guys could google
Speaker 1: this on the walls of Cologne's City Hall, hidden under
Speaker 1: a large, larger statue of Archbishop Conrad von Hawkstaden. Is
Speaker 1: it carving showing a man giving oral sex to himself.
Speaker 1: It dates to around the year fourteen ten, and no
Speaker 1: one really knows why it's there. And Brody, you can't
Speaker 1: make this up. Brodie, gotta see this. I'm texting it
Speaker 1: to you right now. You've got to see this, like
Speaker 1: right now. This is a statue and a sculpture and
Speaker 1: the guy has his pants pulled down. Message of the
Speaker 1: large black man who's name No no no no no
Speaker 1: no no no no no no no no no. Hold on, Brodie,
Speaker 1: this is an actual sculpture. Guys, I understand this. Google this.
Speaker 1: Are you sure that's what he's supposed to be doing?
Speaker 1: Look at it. The guy's got the guy is understand
Speaker 1: hands or down, No understand how it works. It's a
Speaker 1: sculptures and you see his head upside down and he's
Speaker 1: tea bagging himself. Alright, hold on and spreading his ass cheeks.
Speaker 1: I'm looking at it and it's it's it's a it's
Speaker 1: a sculpture. Its stone. It's a stone. Who does that? No,
Speaker 1: I mean you did it? But they said, no, this
Speaker 1: can't be right. Is this real or is a hoax?
Speaker 1: If this is real or not? No, no, Conrad, but
Speaker 1: this has got to be a no, no, it can't
Speaker 1: be cannot be Does this exist somewhere? I can't be real.
Speaker 1: It can't be real. Alright, Well, we're gonna have to go.
Speaker 1: That's just nasty. It's made of stone. Someone took the
Speaker 1: time to chisel this thing out and make We're gonna
Speaker 1: google this by the time you hear this, so we're good.
Speaker 1: We have We're gonna find out if this is real
Speaker 1: or not. If it is real, I gotta I gotta
Speaker 1: be like, well, why is no one talking about thath?
Speaker 1: My god? All right, let me let read some stuff
Speaker 1: I have. This was posted in my high school Facebook page,
Speaker 1: uh from a graduating class that was not my graduating class.
Speaker 1: Thank god. The guy wrote, Hey, class of blah blah
Speaker 1: blah year. Hope everyone are doing fantastic. Mhm. He graduated
Speaker 1: like thirty years ago. He still hadn't learned that phrase. Um,
Speaker 1: have you ever heard this expression? I took a screenshot
Speaker 1: on television. Mets relieve hitting coach and assisted hitting coach
Speaker 1: of their duties. They relieved of their duties. And that's
Speaker 1: a nice way of saying we fired dress. Let's just
Speaker 1: say it. They were fired. They don't get to do
Speaker 1: the job they like anymore. Um, let's see. Oh, I'll
Speaker 1: talk about the float later. Let me see my husband. No,
Speaker 1: not that one him. Oh this is good. Alan Alan
Speaker 1: oh nine nine a regular tweeter of ours. He also
Speaker 1: had a problem with America, says the game show where
Speaker 1: they put up letters and to fill in the letter,
Speaker 1: to fill in the blank. So remember they did h
Speaker 1: a t M and the blank was blank machine and
Speaker 1: it was at a t M. So this one was
Speaker 1: the last thing I cracked was a blank and one
Speaker 1: of them was egg. You can't say egg. This is
Speaker 1: the worst show on television. I can't allow. The fact
Speaker 1: checkers and the spell checkers and the grammar people wouldn't
Speaker 1: have been that a slash and like so that you
Speaker 1: know it could be either egg egg um okay. Heather
Speaker 1: Gonzalez in response to the Frankensense and mirror situation. I
Speaker 1: called her out on this. She said, Uh, I tried
Speaker 1: to let this slide, but I just can't let it
Speaker 1: go unless I say it's scary. How do you not
Speaker 1: know what frankinsense and mirr is. I thought you were
Speaker 1: Catholic l O L. They talked about at every Christmas
Speaker 1: or when you talk about the Three Wise men. And
Speaker 1: she put a picture up. Uh, she attached a picture
Speaker 1: and it said I come bearing Frankensens and mir Murray's
Speaker 1: spelled m y r r H. However in the tweets
Speaker 1: she spelled at m e R So I find that
Speaker 1: to be what I speaking of ironic. The home depot
Speaker 1: near me is on a lot of home depots are
Speaker 1: doing this. If you've been more than one home depot,
Speaker 1: you know they're not all built the same. Not all
Speaker 1: the things are all located in the same place. You
Speaker 1: look walking around going I know in my home depot,
Speaker 1: the electrical stuff is here. In this home depot, it's
Speaker 1: all the way in the back. I'm lost. So they're
Speaker 1: trying to make the stores more uniform, and so they
Speaker 1: are ripping apart my home depot and moving everything around,
Speaker 1: which is a nightmare. But there's a giant display when
Speaker 1: you first walk in. It's a Samsung display and it's
Speaker 1: an oven. And then over it it says Samsung and
Speaker 1: it's a wooden display and it looks like like a
Speaker 1: fake wooden kitchen, and as a microwave uh installed over
Speaker 1: the oven, and I may post this on my Instagram.
Speaker 1: The microwave is at like a It looks like the
Speaker 1: right side is pointing towards two o'clock and the left
Speaker 1: sides point towards UH, nine o'clock. In other words, it
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, like ten o'clock. It's slanted badly. I'm thinking
Speaker 1: if Home Depot can stall a microwave straight in their display,
Speaker 1: maybe I shouldn't trust them to install my microwave. Am
Speaker 1: I wrong? No? You're not? Okay? UM one more email
Speaker 1: and then uh. This was sent to me by a
Speaker 1: Grammar police by Brian Cotter or Coda ko E T
Speaker 1: t R. On the gas pump. It said due to
Speaker 1: the fuel pipeline closed and fuel supplies slowing down, Limit
Speaker 1: thirty dollars gas. They spelled due d O. That's not good.
Speaker 1: Another person. I'll tell you who it was. In a second,
Speaker 1: Reggie at Snoop Pettypog sent me this sign and it
Speaker 1: says on the back of the soda machine. Sorry, no
Speaker 1: milkshakes At the moment, we apologists for the unconvinced machine
Speaker 1: down for maintains. Oh my goodness, they tried. They tried English,
Speaker 1: not their first language, not their first language. Shout out
Speaker 1: to Amish made his first purchase at the Brooklyn Boys store.
Speaker 1: As admitted to me today, he listens to every episode
Speaker 1: four times. Now, some of you might be saying, well,
Speaker 1: that's I listened to more than that, But every time
Speaker 1: you listen to fur episodes, So bravo, Amish. I got
Speaker 1: sent this. Oh I'm so sorry. I don't have a
Speaker 1: remember who sent it, but thank you. It was UM
Speaker 1: Channel thirteen w r E x uh in uh wherever
Speaker 1: this is located in the country. Breaking news. Up to
Speaker 1: sixteen hunchine employees at the Belvedere assembly plant could be
Speaker 1: laid come late July. Yeah, I saw that. I think
Speaker 1: they mean laid off. But okay, now, Terrence King Jr.
Speaker 1: Wrote to us on our Facebook fan page, which you
Speaker 1: can see at the Brooklyn Boys. Uh, not exactly a
Speaker 1: lot going on there these days, but we gotta we
Speaker 1: got we gotta up our game. Um So I'm listening
Speaker 1: to the newest episode and one of the one of
Speaker 1: the funniest things that happened that I know you didn't
Speaker 1: even know happened and it wasn't good, is when you
Speaker 1: guys were setting up to complain about Coals Brodie, then
Speaker 1: you cut two commercials, and the very first commercials I
Speaker 1: almost pissed my pants laughing. Keep up the great podcasts.
Speaker 1: There is a big difference in pushing the podcast to
Speaker 1: another day at the last minute compared to letting someone
Speaker 1: know what will be done in a different day a
Speaker 1: week before Slice for Life t J. King h alright,
Speaker 1: all right, that's your opinion. One man's opinion. And all right,
Speaker 1: so what do we got because we were about to
Speaker 1: we're we're short on time. Oh well that that that
Speaker 1: changes everything. We did get carried away with that soundclip
Speaker 1: we did that was that was that but worth it.
Speaker 1: But if I said something was coming up and I
Speaker 1: don't do it, then people didn't get mad at me.
Speaker 1: And I don't want to not do it, um so so, uh,
Speaker 1: you know, let me let me slip in the taco
Speaker 1: bell situation that I had, And I want to talk
Speaker 1: about my my intern, one of our former interns, Ali Um.
Speaker 1: We had a couple of interns name Ali, but this
Speaker 1: is particularly was a video intern who I liked very much.
Speaker 1: He was a very good intern. And I was looking
Speaker 1: for Ali Gold real quick, I put it. I was
Speaker 1: wanting to d M her about something, and so I
Speaker 1: started typing Ali in the search window, and Ali, my
Speaker 1: interns name, popped up, probably because a lot of people
Speaker 1: follow her and she follows me, and I noticed I'm
Speaker 1: not following her, So I said, oh god, I wonder
Speaker 1: how she's doing. So I followed her and I sent
Speaker 1: her a d M and I said, hey, good morning.
Speaker 1: I was looking for another alley in my following in
Speaker 1: my follows list, uh, and I saw you follow me, Um,
Speaker 1: but I don't follow you back. How are you? She
Speaker 1: wrote back, Hey, Brodie, great to hear from you. I'm
Speaker 1: doing well, actually listening to a replay of Today's morning
Speaker 1: show right now while I eat lunch. I'm not sure
Speaker 1: if you remember me, but I in turned for you
Speaker 1: back in ten during my senior year of college, and
Speaker 1: it goes on to say all this stuff. Well, m
Speaker 1: I followed you back. I commented that I noticed that
Speaker 1: you weren't following me. Um, she still didn't follow you. No, no,
Speaker 1: she says, hey, Brodie, great to hear from you, blah
Speaker 1: blah blah. Just I'm not sure you remember me. But
Speaker 1: I in turn for you back in a second. How
Speaker 1: would you? How would you not remember her? You actually
Speaker 1: went through a hiring process, shed apply for it. She
Speaker 1: was there every day, you were her manager, Like, I
Speaker 1: don't think there's but when you're missing the point. I
Speaker 1: just deemed her that I noticed I wasn't following her, like,
Speaker 1: I didn't say, like right, so you obviously she was
Speaker 1: on you. She was on your radar. Right, of course
Speaker 1: I remember her. That's why I'm d m ng her. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So anyway, I told I was gonna call it out.
Speaker 1: She said absolutely. I'm a big fan of the Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Boys podcast. She though she doesn't follow me on, and
Speaker 1: she does she does. I checked. Then she follows team
Speaker 1: team follow back. I gotta follow her back now I
Speaker 1: think you do. I'll tell you I'll name later. Anyway,
Speaker 1: she said, please, you go ahead, and I feel so silly.
Speaker 1: Definitely bring it up, and I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: of course I remember you. Of course I remember all
Speaker 1: my interns. Anyway, a lot of our interns put up
Speaker 1: really nice things for anniversary. Yeah, we've been celebrating twenty
Speaker 1: five years of Elvis Duran and the Morning Show. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So let me tell you what happened to Taco Bell.
Speaker 1: If I teased anything else earlier, I apologize. You know,
Speaker 1: you got to get out of the hot habit of
Speaker 1: teasing things. If you notice, I don't tease anything. I
Speaker 1: just bring out excited. I was gonna tell you, but
Speaker 1: you know what, I got a good one for next week.
Speaker 1: Also on Pad, I got hold on. But let me
Speaker 1: tell what happened to Taco Bell. Just very frustrating. I
Speaker 1: love Taco Bell, even though the app keeps forgetting my favorites. Okay,
Speaker 1: So I went to Taco Bell of Thursday, maybe last
Speaker 1: week Thursday, think Thursday, and uh, they were advertising some
Speaker 1: new menu item, the potato burrito or something, I don't know,
Speaker 1: some new concoction of the same ingredients they already have
Speaker 1: but in a different combination. Okay, And it was like
Speaker 1: it was like a cardboard frame over the fast food
Speaker 1: pick up screen. When you order into the microphone that
Speaker 1: your order comes up on the on the screen. So
Speaker 1: I placed my order on order on the app. I
Speaker 1: get there and I say, uh, picking up a mobile
Speaker 1: order for David. I think it's yeah, And so he goes,
Speaker 1: there's everything on the screen. Okay. So I said, well,
Speaker 1: there's an advertisement blocking the screen. I can't see it.
Speaker 1: And like a robot, he says, ah, sir, is everything
Speaker 1: on the screen okay? I said, there's an advertisement blocking
Speaker 1: the screen. He goes, okay, just look at the screen.
Speaker 1: Let me know if everything's okay, sir. I said, that's
Speaker 1: the third time. I'm gonna tell you, sir, your cardboard
Speaker 1: potato burrito sign is blocking the screen. I can't see
Speaker 1: the screen. Can you read my order to me? He says, yeah,
Speaker 1: I can read it to you, but it just look
Speaker 1: at the screen. Is a mat what you ordered? So
Speaker 1: I said, I'm gonna drive up. I drove up and
Speaker 1: I saw the guy and I gave him. I didn't
Speaker 1: I waited. I got my food. He was twice your size.
Speaker 1: Uh he was, but because he works there and I
Speaker 1: didn't size, So I took my food. I said. So,
Speaker 1: I said, look sir. I'm sorry for the confusion earlier,
Speaker 1: but maybe it's more understandable in person. Your potato burrito
Speaker 1: cardboard sign is hanging over your screen. It's not read.
Speaker 1: May want to correct that, right, But he was so
Speaker 1: programmed to say read the screen because he didn't care
Speaker 1: what I said. No, he's reading a script. He's programmed.
Speaker 1: He's a robot. Come on, what do you expect from
Speaker 1: these jobs? Okay, here's the part of these kids. I
Speaker 1: left something on days. Get off my lorn. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: want to apologize. I did skip the funniest part of
Speaker 1: the story. When I pull around to the drive through.
Speaker 1: You know when you pull around sometimes you're the third
Speaker 1: car on the I'm the car. I'm the guy that
Speaker 1: just had that interaction with him. I pull up to
Speaker 1: the window maybe three seconds later. After that instant interaction
Speaker 1: just happens. He says, Hi, can I help you? What
Speaker 1: What did you order? I said, I'm I'm picking up
Speaker 1: the way. It was just me there. We just had
Speaker 1: all conversation the mobile order for David. All right, he
Speaker 1: forgot my order and who he was talking to within
Speaker 1: three seconds and turned the corner. He's like, I can
Speaker 1: help you what was your order that that's there was
Speaker 1: a cardboard thing over his face because he was not paying.
Speaker 1: I think he was made of cardboard. I think he
Speaker 1: was smoking a little bit of something maybe before his
Speaker 1: shift could be it's they could probably smoke on the
Speaker 1: job and get away with it. Yeah, you know what
Speaker 1: the CDC said. It's okay, It's okay, c d C says,
Speaker 1: So that's gonna be my cd cd CDs nuts. That's
Speaker 1: all the way. I have a couple of people that
Speaker 1: I know and uh their Facebook friends and for for
Speaker 1: I would say for like six months they've been screen
Speaker 1: and the CDC they don't know anything. They don't know
Speaker 1: about masks. I'm not listening to the CDC. They don't
Speaker 1: know ship right. It sounds like minute the minute the
Speaker 1: CDC announced that we didn't need masks because we have
Speaker 1: enough vaccine. People, they're like, the CDC is awesome. Times
Speaker 1: the science they say we don't need masks, they're brilliant.
Speaker 1: I gotta get a shirt. I'm gonna get a shirt.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna wear it. It's gonna say the CDC. Because
Speaker 1: the CDC says so. And if somebody dares looks at me,
Speaker 1: because I don't have a fucking mask on because you're
Speaker 1: ugly not and they'll be like, I'm gonna point to
Speaker 1: my shirt. CDC says, so follow the science, bitches. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but they you know what, people more people who don't
Speaker 1: have vaccines. We're gonna buy those shirts, don't matter. You
Speaker 1: know what, I trust the vaccine is gonna protect me
Speaker 1: from the people that didn't get the vaccine. That's how
Speaker 1: I look at it. I trust this vaccine so much
Speaker 1: that I know that I am fully protected and watched it,
Speaker 1: watched this segway. By the way, wordy for the segway.
Speaker 1: You know what I trust? Does I trust Slice? It's
Speaker 1: as we get out of here, I remind you, say
Speaker 1: five dollars on your first purchase with with Slice use
Speaker 1: Keyward Brooklyn. They this way, they we know that, they
Speaker 1: know that we told you rack up that we arranged it.
Speaker 1: Rack up the pizza points or in your free pie
Speaker 1: um And it's a win National Bitcoin Pizza Day and
Speaker 1: a National Pizza Party Day, which is Friday. Just remember
Speaker 1: your supporting local businesses. It's a win win for the
Speaker 1: local guy. And that's what the local guy, especially if
Speaker 1: you're going to Lenny's Pizza St. That's our fans. Donte
Speaker 1: Volta went there in Brooklyn Boys, bron Boys,