WEBVTT - #176: The Ass-Holy Priest

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<v Speaker 1>Did you have dinner yet? I did? And it is Wednesday.

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<v Speaker 1>We're recording this on Wednesday. That means it's Slice night

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<v Speaker 1>for me. I use Slice, order a ton of food,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm halfway there already. Start uf dot up, start up,

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<v Speaker 1>Brooklyn Boys, start up, Brooklyn Buys, start dot dot up.

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<v Speaker 1>They make it noise data start up. Episode one, seventies six. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you got that right. It's the Brooklyn Boys Podcast. You

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<v Speaker 1>know it's us, the guys, the Gang. I'm scary, Brodie,

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<v Speaker 1>Brodie scary, Bertie scary. I'm Brodie scary. You seem to

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<v Speaker 1>have a mental block when it comes to the episode number.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you? You're always an episode off? I gotta put

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<v Speaker 1>down with popcorn. Oh my god, so good. Okay, put

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<v Speaker 1>it down. If it's a sponsor, do that's not not

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<v Speaker 1>even a sponsor. I love that for them to sponsor

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<v Speaker 1>the podcast. It's organic popcorn. Yeh, I'll make you hit

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<v Speaker 1>the jingle. By the way, speaking of hitting the jingle,

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<v Speaker 1>if you guys watched the Elvistre and fifteen minute Morning

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<v Speaker 1>show on Tuesday, yes yes, yesterday, the what Danielle tried

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<v Speaker 1>to play hit the jingle on me because I thanked

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<v Speaker 1>someone for something, not not a sponsor, not a client

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<v Speaker 1>I got. I got stepping repeats for behind Me for

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<v Speaker 1>the Past, which I thought was brilliant. Thank you. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I ordered them a while ago, but then I kept

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<v Speaker 1>changing my mind on the size and it took me

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<v Speaker 1>a while the finalize the designs. So it's my fault,

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<v Speaker 1>but I had the idea in February. Anyway, I got

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<v Speaker 1>to one was his Brody on It and Brooklyn Boys,

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<v Speaker 1>and one that's his Brooklyn Boys Brooklyn Boys in four

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<v Speaker 1>different logo combinations. But I am having signed Envy after

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<v Speaker 1>I saw that on camera on the fifth team in

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<v Speaker 1>at morning show podcast. Well scary, not a sponsor. But

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<v Speaker 1>you can call Gary at Print Station, Long Island or

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<v Speaker 1>send in the clowns. They have two companies and get

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<v Speaker 1>your own. This is the guy that printed our cardboard shots.

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<v Speaker 1>Cardboard cutouts for the field for the mess games. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I got mine, by the way, he shipped it with

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<v Speaker 1>my signs. Oh that's so cool. Yeah, we're gonna catch it.

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<v Speaker 1>We are going to catch him met game. We are,

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<v Speaker 1>we are we we are going to go this season

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<v Speaker 1>very soon. In fact, we're working we're working out the kinks,

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<v Speaker 1>if you know what I'm saying. Well, there is of today.

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<v Speaker 1>They increased capacity at New York Baseball game to right,

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<v Speaker 1>and there's a vaccinated sections on vaccine sections whatever. Scary

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<v Speaker 1>and I have both vaxed. I am not waxed, but

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<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm a little bit relaxed for yourself. I said,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not waxed. You do what you want. Uh, And

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna we got to go to a game now

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<v Speaker 1>we can And I have met masks. I don't have

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<v Speaker 1>to still wear a mask. I'm ready, you know I got.

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<v Speaker 1>I just got back from lunch with my friends. I

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<v Speaker 1>was hanging out in North Jersey. This my buddy, Anthony Falco.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, his name is Falco. We call him Falco.

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<v Speaker 1>He's a This guy is epitome of on his on

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<v Speaker 1>the road to old Man. He's doing old because he's

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<v Speaker 1>retired from he's retired from the police department. And in

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<v Speaker 1>the middle of the afternoon on any day he picked

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<v Speaker 1>the day, any day, and today was just Tuesday, and

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<v Speaker 1>what's today Wednesday. He's like, let's let's go for some

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<v Speaker 1>lunch and then we'll go for some cappuccino and we'll

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<v Speaker 1>get some cannoli afterwards, like he loves to do the lunch.

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<v Speaker 1>So he brings a couple of guys together and he goes,

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna go. We're gonna go to this place, Rudy's. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>up in Cliffside Park, New Jersey. So had he sounds

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<v Speaker 1>just like you. Well, he's he's a follow, He's Falco

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<v Speaker 1>and the name ends in a Valide anthony, like he

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<v Speaker 1>loves to eat. He brings the boys together. So far

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<v Speaker 1>it's describing you. So it's the the unexpected happened. So

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<v Speaker 1>we go up to Rudy's again, fifteen minutes away, and

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<v Speaker 1>again it could be any town, USA. It doesn't matter

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<v Speaker 1>in any town USA. Oh it's Cliffside Park. But but

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<v Speaker 1>my my favorite, my favorite part of this is it's

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<v Speaker 1>one of those old man bars, you know when people

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<v Speaker 1>go to get drunk at noon. Yeah, yeah, but It's

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<v Speaker 1>one of those places we say they got we got.

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<v Speaker 1>It's got over the top Italian food. At Rudi's, they

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<v Speaker 1>got the best food. And I'm like, it's a place

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<v Speaker 1>called Rudy is named after a German guy who died.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, how great can this food really be? Plus,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, we've we've tasted a lot of great Italian

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<v Speaker 1>food over the years, Brodie. But why are you taking

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<v Speaker 1>me to any town, USA? To the old man bar again?

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<v Speaker 1>You might you have one of these in your town, USA.

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<v Speaker 1>The way, I'm just painting a picture. So we walk in.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a rundown bar, hasn't been updated since the mid sixties,

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<v Speaker 1>but it is. It's got that bar tavern field, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>that old and there were old men in there. We're

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<v Speaker 1>sitting down and you know, the food starts coming out,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, well, this stuff looks good. Brodie, Brodie

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<v Speaker 1>would love this place. Yeah, Brodie, Sorry, I turned down

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<v Speaker 1>the invite. I didn't get plot twist what the door

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<v Speaker 1>flings open and in walks legend already New York Mets

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<v Speaker 1>picture Dwight Gooden and his girlfriend or wife, And I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm looking, and I'm like and they're like hey,

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<v Speaker 1>and all the old men goes, Hey, what's up? Doc? Hey, Doc, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>what's going on? Hey, what's up? And then he goes

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<v Speaker 1>into the dining room next door and closes the door,

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<v Speaker 1>and I look at the guy behind the counter and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like and he's like, oh yeah. And the guy

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<v Speaker 1>is might as well be Mo from most tavern okay,

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<v Speaker 1>and he's like, you know, he's washing the fucking beer

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<v Speaker 1>stein and he's looking at us and he's like yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he goes, he goes, yeah, he goes. Yeah, that's the

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<v Speaker 1>real doc. That's the real doctor. And I'm like, that

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<v Speaker 1>was him, and my like, what this guy isn't like

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<v Speaker 1>when I tricked you that the quaterback and the giants

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<v Speaker 1>was sitting there. He goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Doc Gooden, he goes. He loves this fucking place. He's

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<v Speaker 1>always in here. And I'm like, get the funk out

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<v Speaker 1>of here. It's White Goodden. But one of the odds

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<v Speaker 1>that me and my friends are sitting there tonight, my

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<v Speaker 1>friends and Funk at this point man the story, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so when I listen, when I think of eighties Superstar

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<v Speaker 1>pictured multiple time rehab York Yankee and New York met,

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<v Speaker 1>but really remember Yankees? Okay, Dwight Gooden, New York Mets

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<v Speaker 1>Hall of Famer, he's in the Hall of Fame for

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<v Speaker 1>the Mets Famer all time. Met great uh from Tampa, Florida.

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<v Speaker 1>Hanging out in Rudi's close town in North Jersey. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>a little town. Just an old man in a most tavern.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean he's in his sixties now, so so you

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<v Speaker 1>know he's that's not I soon found out. I soon

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<v Speaker 1>found out why Doc was eating there not. The food

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<v Speaker 1>is outrageous. The food is really brody. You would never

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<v Speaker 1>it's unassuming, but it's one of those places that hit

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<v Speaker 1>you in the face with every single thing. They get

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<v Speaker 1>their fish fresh every day. If it's good, they can

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<v Speaker 1>hit me in the face. But if it's not, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to throw him. It was really good, the

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<v Speaker 1>egg plant roll of teen the columade. You know, here's

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<v Speaker 1>a problem. Here's the problem. Now, there's no problem. It's

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<v Speaker 1>like you went and there was a special on the

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<v Speaker 1>menu that's fantastic, and when I go, the special is

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<v Speaker 1>not on the menu. And I can't experience what you

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<v Speaker 1>experienced unless Dwight Gooden's there. I'm gonna be disappointed about

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<v Speaker 1>how good the food is, but it was. I'll be

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<v Speaker 1>looking at the looking at my dinner, going good, Palm,

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<v Speaker 1>where's good. It's not good enough for you, It's not

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<v Speaker 1>good enough. Thank you. I took my line. You know.

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<v Speaker 1>The thing I'm thinking about, though, is I going up

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<v Speaker 1>winning with low expectations. This was a classic. This is

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<v Speaker 1>a classic under promise over deliver. No, not good. I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't say hid him because he went into the next room.

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<v Speaker 1>He literally no, he walked in with his wife, made

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<v Speaker 1>him and his wife. Now, the bathroom wasn't in there.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's an old man bar connected with a dining room,

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<v Speaker 1>connection to another room that is a dining room that

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<v Speaker 1>seats about thirty forty people. And on a Friday Saturday night,

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<v Speaker 1>they all their tables and chairs. If you had acted drunk, right,

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<v Speaker 1>if you were like crazy Twight goods the greatest picture

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<v Speaker 1>of all time. I don't care what you say, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>tell him to his face is the greatest picture. You

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<v Speaker 1>maybe would have come over and going, hey man, thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you want to get a picture? I wasn't about

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<v Speaker 1>to do that. I wasn't gonna fan girl. I am

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<v Speaker 1>a huge fan. So I'm sitting with my friends and

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<v Speaker 1>then they didn't believe me at first, and then I

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<v Speaker 1>looked over on the wall and there was his picture

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<v Speaker 1>that was signed, so it was confirmed that it was

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<v Speaker 1>him because he had been there several times. But but

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<v Speaker 1>my favorite is the seven or eight old men in

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<v Speaker 1>the bar, well like just they barely turned around for him.

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<v Speaker 1>They're like, hey, they waved out, and they doc what's up?

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<v Speaker 1>Because he's a regular in there in their world. It

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<v Speaker 1>most tavern. I'm gonna call it most tavern because that's

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<v Speaker 1>what it was. It was like Barney was sitting there

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<v Speaker 1>and Homer and these are the people at the bar,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, what the funk just happened? World this?

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<v Speaker 1>So that was my aftness. By the way, that was

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<v Speaker 1>like four hours ago. That's happened. Well, listen, these are

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<v Speaker 1>these are normal guys. You know. They have to go somewhere,

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<v Speaker 1>ye listen, I'm not gonna say where, but and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not gonna I'm the harp on the eighties Mets. But

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<v Speaker 1>the second best picture on that team Ron Darling, who

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<v Speaker 1>is now one of their announcers. He hangs out at

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<v Speaker 1>a bar not far from our radio station, is there

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<v Speaker 1>all the time that you and I have been to

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<v Speaker 1>a hundred times that we've been to for lunch, for

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<v Speaker 1>talking about he goes there, he's he's commented, he goes there,

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<v Speaker 1>he lives, he lives, he lives as a bomb in

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<v Speaker 1>the city. He loves that place. And it's it's again,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not the fanciest place. It's just a good place.

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<v Speaker 1>So I begged the question, slices, please tweet us d MS.

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<v Speaker 1>Let us know if there's a small town place in

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<v Speaker 1>your town that maybe a quasi or ABC lifts. Celebrity

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<v Speaker 1>comes in everything, A celebrity come. We don't need every

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<v Speaker 1>old man bar in town. No, no, no celebrity come. Yeah. No,

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<v Speaker 1>if you had a similar experience to what I did today,

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<v Speaker 1>because I told you that came out of left field,

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<v Speaker 1>no pun intended. Well, he came out of the bullpen

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<v Speaker 1>right right, So time is the right field at Shade Stadium.

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<v Speaker 1>So anyway, so that was my afflet now and I

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<v Speaker 1>had a double espresso and I'm ready to go. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>you sound fired up. That's good, But how was your

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<v Speaker 1>hold on? You went in the pool? No, I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>like the pool is spotless, but it went up to

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<v Speaker 1>eighty nine degrees in Central Jersey. Kicker. I didn't even

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<v Speaker 1>turn the heater onto my pool, right, and so I

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<v Speaker 1>went out. When I got home, I got home around

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<v Speaker 1>five o'clock maybe something like that, because I was running

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<v Speaker 1>around driving people and running errands. I got back at

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<v Speaker 1>five and I went, oh, crap, I didn't put the

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<v Speaker 1>heater on this morning. You know, I have to work,

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<v Speaker 1>and I keep it at eighty six. Depends on my mood.

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<v Speaker 1>I went out there without the heater on. The pool

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<v Speaker 1>was at eighty two without saving myself some gas, some

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<v Speaker 1>natural gas. No, but I'm gonna I'll be in the

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<v Speaker 1>pool right after the podcast. Yeah, any chance, Not a chance, No,

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<v Speaker 1>not a chance. By the way, speaking of hanging out,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to run down the list because you

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<v Speaker 1>guys know who you are. There's seven or eight slices

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<v Speaker 1>that are planning a major event, a meet up, and

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<v Speaker 1>some of people are not from New York or New Jersey.

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<v Speaker 1>I love the synergy. I love this. This is what

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<v Speaker 1>happens with podcasts. So people that have a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>common person. There's a Seattle, Washington person on the list.

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<v Speaker 1>I think Virginia. I don't you know a bunch of people,

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<v Speaker 1>which is great that they're their their their friends. And

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<v Speaker 1>one guy said that he's met so many people his

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<v Speaker 1>life has changed with how many people he's gotten to

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<v Speaker 1>know through this podcast. Very happy. I adore that. I

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<v Speaker 1>really think that there's something special to be said by

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<v Speaker 1>a common thread that people share where they could cling to.

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<v Speaker 1>And you know, it reminds me the days back when

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<v Speaker 1>I was on CB Radio. Remember citizens Band Radio. We

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<v Speaker 1>used to still use it breaker one nine when you

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<v Speaker 1>press the side piece and everybody's like, you know, talking

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<v Speaker 1>you out a side piece, but the side piece on

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<v Speaker 1>the microphone, but the button side piece or something completely

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<v Speaker 1>So every Sunday morning and we're going back to Brooklyn,

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<v Speaker 1>they would have the break. You're coming down to the break,

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<v Speaker 1>and the break was a meet up for sea beer

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<v Speaker 1>where they would hear each other day in and day out.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry I missed that one hold on it was it

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<v Speaker 1>was a place for sea beers that would hear each

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<v Speaker 1>other all all day, all night, every day on the

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<v Speaker 1>ra CB radio in the local area and they would

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<v Speaker 1>meet in the At the time, it was off of

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<v Speaker 1>Exit five at the Bellpark when it was the Caesar's

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<v Speaker 1>Baby Bizarre parking lot. Yeah, I swar I had my

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<v Speaker 1>first job, my first two jobs's baby bizarre. And let

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<v Speaker 1>me tell you, when I went to the break, there

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<v Speaker 1>was nothing, no word to summed it up more than

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<v Speaker 1>the word bizarre. Um. The cast of characters that showed

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<v Speaker 1>up at the break my, Oh, of course, it's people

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<v Speaker 1>who sitting there in their basements and talk on a

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<v Speaker 1>on a basically like a party line phone call to

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<v Speaker 1>people they don't know, don't know what they look like.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like a convention. But I'm not trying to

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<v Speaker 1>could we dare not compare that to the slices me? Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm not saying those people who had the CEB parties,

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<v Speaker 1>because there's people listening whose dads did it, their mom

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<v Speaker 1>did it, whatever, nothing on with that. But you never

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<v Speaker 1>know who's gonna show up, because I was just saying,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't know what they look like, you don't know

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<v Speaker 1>who they are, what they do for a living, So

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<v Speaker 1>it could be all ages, you know, backgrounds, whatever on

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<v Speaker 1>like social media where you sort of have an idea.

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<v Speaker 1>Speaking of the people were talking about, I did say,

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<v Speaker 1>if eight slices get together, they're a pie. They are pie.

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<v Speaker 1>They are a pie. And shady jew Mobster. If if

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<v Speaker 1>twelve slices get together, they're a Sicilian pie. That's right.

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<v Speaker 1>That's although some places do nine slices, which is kind

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<v Speaker 1>of I like this, Willians not twelve. It's not think

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<v Speaker 1>it is three nine, one, one nine, one, little six nine.

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<v Speaker 1>You're talking about lm B twelve little ones, right, but

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<v Speaker 1>regular Sicilians nine. Come on now anyway, Shady jew Mobster

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<v Speaker 1>changed his handle on Twitter to f you apes seven

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<v Speaker 1>and I do want to address I gotta find the

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<v Speaker 1>picture now. Uh it's not really it's not really male,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's it's in my folder of pictures to talk about,

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<v Speaker 1>and now I have to find it. Damn it. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna go crazy if I can't find it. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>you know I keep talking. What are you trying to do? Well?

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<v Speaker 1>There was a one of our one of our slices.

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<v Speaker 1>Put shit if I if I you know what, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't have to find it, right, Okay, That's what I

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<v Speaker 1>do on a daily bagnore. You um, something disturbing happened?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh post wedding part one that I went to last week. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, your girlfriend looked very attractive, when did

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<v Speaker 1>she not? I don't want to say that she always

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<v Speaker 1>looks attractive. She does, especially on the morning. Uh so

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<v Speaker 1>what huh, huh what what are you trying to say?

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't say anything. You what, Well, you're terrible. So

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<v Speaker 1>I went to the Uh god, I'm trying to look

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<v Speaker 1>for this party. Last Saturday, I went. I went to

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<v Speaker 1>the wedding last last weekend, last was it Sunday? This

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<v Speaker 1>past Sunday night, and um in the afternoon, I was

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<v Speaker 1>doing a lot of video Instagram story and I happened

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<v Speaker 1>to record part of the actual Man where they got

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<v Speaker 1>married at the altar with the priest and all that.

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<v Speaker 1>I got a very disturbing d M the next morning.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to read to you, and you're gonna be like,

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<v Speaker 1>what what what? What? What? UM from a listener And

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if he wants his name out there,

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<v Speaker 1>but maybe I okay, here we go. Don't read the name.

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<v Speaker 1>So I got a d a d M from someone,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's how that works. He writes, See that priest

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<v Speaker 1>he is mentally and verbally abusive. I used to work

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<v Speaker 1>under him as a teenager and he should have his

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<v Speaker 1>collar removed and thrown in the garbage. I hope the

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<v Speaker 1>party was fun, though, can you imagine that he spotted

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<v Speaker 1>and recognized the priest that was in the in the

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<v Speaker 1>video I was put posting. He said he worked under him.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a bad combination. No, no, no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>he wasn't that kind of bad. But but I can't

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<v Speaker 1>imagine priests being assholes. But I guess there are a few.

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<v Speaker 1>Are there? Are there in your house? Yeah? There's listen,

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<v Speaker 1>there's there's assholes in every profession. There's asshole football players,

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<v Speaker 1>asshole accountants, asshole strippers. But you would think in that sector,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a whole other job. But you know what I'm saying, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>in that sector though you wouldn't expect a priest or

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<v Speaker 1>none to be in it. Why well, because they're they're

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<v Speaker 1>of the cloth there you know? All right, Then we

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<v Speaker 1>ask you a question, and this is not a commentary

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<v Speaker 1>on the priesthood, on on any religion, but imagine that

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<v Speaker 1>you had a secular life limited in your entertainment. Uh no,

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<v Speaker 1>no life, no sex? And again I know some uh

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<v Speaker 1>sex of Christianity. Allow the priests or the pastors. I

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<v Speaker 1>are you trying to say that these people are frustrated

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<v Speaker 1>and they have to take their aggressions saying they live

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<v Speaker 1>a very different life. I can't imagine that that humans

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<v Speaker 1>are designed that way. It might be difficult, that's all

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<v Speaker 1>it might. It's no different than if you're in prison.

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<v Speaker 1>You're probably I'm not comparing the two, but you're not

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<v Speaker 1>living a normal life, right you. You might react differently

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<v Speaker 1>being in prison, even if you went into prison innocent. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, he what was that movie about last night? Um?

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<v Speaker 1>About last night with rizam ed One night Happened one night,

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<v Speaker 1>don't tweet me. It was on HBO. Was excellent. The

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<v Speaker 1>point is he I don't want to ruin the thing,

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<v Speaker 1>but he went into prison not really a bad guy

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<v Speaker 1>and came out really bad. Well, yeah, I took the

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<v Speaker 1>screenshot at the d M and I sent it over

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<v Speaker 1>to the bride and she confirmed it and she goes, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I heard that about him. And then and then a

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<v Speaker 1>third person came in who was part of that that parish,

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<v Speaker 1>you know she goes there on Sundays. He was, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he's known to have a very aggressive personality. He yells

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<v Speaker 1>a lot, and I'm like, oh my god, I'm like

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<v Speaker 1>here this, here's this guy. He's in he's in his

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<v Speaker 1>his cloth, he's marrying, he's it's it's a holy day.

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<v Speaker 1>He's reading from the boom. He's read. But the thing is,

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<v Speaker 1>but it just goes to show it's just an act.

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<v Speaker 1>Because an act, well you know, I mean he's still

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<v Speaker 1>be frustrated. I know, but he left his out at people.

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<v Speaker 1>He yells and screams. I don't know that. Okay, I

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<v Speaker 1>just find it awkward that, you know, peoples go off

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<v Speaker 1>your your maniac. Yeah right, I am who I am

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<v Speaker 1>on the radio. As I am off the radio. You

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<v Speaker 1>don't think that sweet person behind the counter at the

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<v Speaker 1>fast food place when you when a person leaves, sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>goes mother looker right, like everybody puts on an act.

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<v Speaker 1>You're on stage. When I used to manage Starbucks, I

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<v Speaker 1>thought that's a trainer for Starbucks. One of the things

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<v Speaker 1>I said was, if you're having a bad day, you

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<v Speaker 1>wretch your car, you got dumped in a relationship, leave

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<v Speaker 1>it at the door. If you stop your toe, bend

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<v Speaker 1>down and you know, make a face and when you

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<v Speaker 1>pop back up, Hi, welcome to Starbucks because nobody cares

0:18:53.400 --> 0:18:56.840
<v Speaker 1>about your problems. So this guy is angry. Man, he

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<v Speaker 1>could be angry, but watch him officiating wedding. You know, funerals, weddings, baptisms,

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<v Speaker 1>and just to think that it's a play. You just said, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like he's reading a script in a film. You

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<v Speaker 1>know what, what if he's the nicest, efficient official officiator

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<v Speaker 1>at weddings, right, but when he's in charge of kids

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<v Speaker 1>who don't listen and you know, and parents can relate,

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<v Speaker 1>You're like, I'm the father or I'm the father, the

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<v Speaker 1>real like the father father or the Holy Father, you

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<v Speaker 1>know that, not the Holy Father but the father of

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<v Speaker 1>the priest father. You're like, I love, I lived this life.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm a figurehead. I'm a symbol of respect and responsibility.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm an authority figure and these kids don't respect me.

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<v Speaker 1>And the word of God might frustrate you a little bit,

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<v Speaker 1>might frustrate you. Listen, you all know that back in

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<v Speaker 1>the day, I don't know, I'm not saying all they do.

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<v Speaker 1>You know there's always stories about nuns whacking kids with

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<v Speaker 1>rulers on the hand. Yeah, you know it was hard

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<v Speaker 1>for me. I once made me fit pay full price

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<v Speaker 1>for something. I mean, it can't get wrong. It was

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<v Speaker 1>a bitter pill to swallow to think that this guy,

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<v Speaker 1>how nothing supposed to be taking those. Then that's not

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<v Speaker 1>what she's supposed to be this magical day. And and

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<v Speaker 1>then I get a d M and then I get

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<v Speaker 1>confirmation because guy he he has an edge to him.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, okay, I don't want to cross this guy.

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<v Speaker 1>No across. Is that a pun? Yeah? Yeah? What I

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<v Speaker 1>was looking for was Chris see Mickey ol on Twitter.

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<v Speaker 1>Chris Uh, he said, until the Brooklyn Boys uh puts

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<v Speaker 1>a put ad ansta puts put these on the merch side.

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<v Speaker 1>I've made my own fu AB seventy seven decal for

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<v Speaker 1>my car. So he got letters, put a hashtag, and

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<v Speaker 1>he wrote f see his back window. That is fandom,

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<v Speaker 1>that is dedication. And I did retweet that from the

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<v Speaker 1>Brooklyn Boys account on Twitter, so I think I retweeted

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<v Speaker 1>it from the at David Brody account following Brody on

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<v Speaker 1>social media. Um, and we'll go over what else was sold. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>let's let's talk about the merch store real quick. We

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<v Speaker 1>have some things coming through. We did add the fart

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<v Speaker 1>order Seltzer bottle, Oh my god, with the most clever

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<v Speaker 1>slogans ever. Yes, and it's on this shirt. It's a

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<v Speaker 1>beautiful shirt. It just it literally speaks but for itself,

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<v Speaker 1>it doesn't need much more than the bottle. You denied it.

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<v Speaker 1>We supplied it here it is. You can find that there,

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<v Speaker 1>along with the Grammar police shirt with the Brooklyn Bridge

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<v Speaker 1>in the background. I like that one. Yea, what else

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<v Speaker 1>do we have? We added a few others. We added

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<v Speaker 1>the Chinese menu according to David Brodie. How's that set? That?

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<v Speaker 1>The David Brodie Chinese menu. Wonder how that he sold

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<v Speaker 1>a few of them? Because people have sent me screenshots

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<v Speaker 1>to their purchase orders. Very nice. So you can always

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<v Speaker 1>go to Brooklyn Boys dot Big cartel dot com. That's

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<v Speaker 1>Brooklyn Boys dot Big Cartel dot com. Like no, I

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<v Speaker 1>threw everybody off there. I made everybody like lean into

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<v Speaker 1>the over the chair and going lean back, you lean back,

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<v Speaker 1>lean forward. You know that. It was like ready to go.

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<v Speaker 1>And I can't let him say with me every time?

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<v Speaker 1>So what you please? Yeah? The merch is there. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>and and gift would purchase if it's still available. There's

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<v Speaker 1>two gifts with purchase maybe one. I don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>we're up to, but one of them was a was

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<v Speaker 1>a surprise. Well I would tell you what it was.

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<v Speaker 1>It was Brooklyn Boys hand sanitizer packet like wipes in

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<v Speaker 1>an orange and blue pouch. Adorable. What will we gave

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<v Speaker 1>it away in the last one with you. Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>then the VAX card holder with the Brooklyn Boys logo

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<v Speaker 1>in a beautiful blue. I really like the shade of

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<v Speaker 1>blue that we got for this one. So you get

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<v Speaker 1>gifts gifts with purchase. I'm gonna use my VAX card

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<v Speaker 1>holder when I go to City Field to see a

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<v Speaker 1>Mets game. Go bam, that's right, that's right. Or you

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<v Speaker 1>could just bust into Rudy's tavern and show it to

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<v Speaker 1>Doc Good in person and he and but it's not

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<v Speaker 1>a Mets holder, it's a Brooklyn Boys. But you know

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<v Speaker 1>everything we all, everything we do Brooklyn is blue and orange.

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<v Speaker 1>That'll work. Hey, you're you're you're the oldest in your family, right, Yes,

0:22:40.560 --> 0:22:44.560
<v Speaker 1>the oldest son, sibling, siblings, Yes, it's not older than you.

0:22:45.600 --> 0:22:48.560
<v Speaker 1>I'm the oldest, followed by my sister's the middle, she's

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<v Speaker 1>the jan Brady. And then there's my difficult this is

0:22:51.280 --> 0:22:54.399
<v Speaker 1>not a trick question. The oldest, Well, my parents are

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<v Speaker 1>the oldest in my film, obviously you know what I mean.

0:22:56.800 --> 0:22:58.159
<v Speaker 1>But you're the oldest kid in the family. Correct, And

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to know know about your cousins, you know

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<v Speaker 1>what I mean? Okay? Have have you taken advantage? Like

0:23:02.920 --> 0:23:04.640
<v Speaker 1>growing up we were like, hey, I'm the older brother.

0:23:04.800 --> 0:23:07.080
<v Speaker 1>You got to do things. You laid down the ground

0:23:07.160 --> 0:23:09.159
<v Speaker 1>rules with your little brother, like you you were the

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<v Speaker 1>boss a little bit right, a little bit right? And

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<v Speaker 1>uh and how much older are you than your sister

0:23:15.880 --> 0:23:18.159
<v Speaker 1>two years? And how much older are you than your

0:23:18.160 --> 0:23:21.600
<v Speaker 1>little brother seven years? Right now? Those are substantial amounts

0:23:21.640 --> 0:23:26.880
<v Speaker 1>of time. Two years, seven years? Oops? Baby? So uh

0:23:25.600 --> 0:23:30.960
<v Speaker 1>you know I grilled my parents about that, yeah if hey, yeah,

0:23:31.280 --> 0:23:33.639
<v Speaker 1>they refused to admit it to this day. But I

0:23:33.720 --> 0:23:36.439
<v Speaker 1>know my brother was all those years later. Here's a

0:23:36.480 --> 0:23:38.960
<v Speaker 1>here's a clue. If you and your brother were first,

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<v Speaker 1>and then like like five six, seven years later, your daughter,

0:23:42.400 --> 0:23:44.879
<v Speaker 1>your sister came along, that's maybe your parents saying, you

0:23:44.880 --> 0:23:47.359
<v Speaker 1>know what, let's try for a girls trivor, right, but

0:23:47.400 --> 0:23:50.600
<v Speaker 1>they already had one of each. True. My father was

0:23:50.640 --> 0:23:53.520
<v Speaker 1>an oops he found out about it. He was eleven

0:23:53.640 --> 0:23:56.359
<v Speaker 1>years younger than his older sister. It was like eleven

0:23:56.400 --> 0:23:59.840
<v Speaker 1>years or younger nine It was eleven years. Sister was

0:24:00.000 --> 0:24:02.320
<v Speaker 1>even years older, brother nine years older, and then him

0:24:02.880 --> 0:24:05.680
<v Speaker 1>he was definitely like not planned. They told him like, yeah,

0:24:06.080 --> 0:24:09.119
<v Speaker 1>you're planned, which I don't think psychologically is what you

0:24:09.160 --> 0:24:12.320
<v Speaker 1>tell four year old. But yeah, anyway, here's my point.

0:24:12.760 --> 0:24:14.560
<v Speaker 1>You had something to lord over them, right, because you

0:24:14.600 --> 0:24:16.919
<v Speaker 1>were a lot older than them. I was. You were

0:24:16.920 --> 0:24:20.040
<v Speaker 1>the top dog. I was. So I'm at the supermarket

0:24:20.119 --> 0:24:23.600
<v Speaker 1>doing a little shopping for my mom and there are

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<v Speaker 1>two women behind me, older women. There was sixties, late sixties,

0:24:29.520 --> 0:24:32.560
<v Speaker 1>maybe maybe seventies, somewhere on that around that age. And

0:24:32.600 --> 0:24:34.280
<v Speaker 1>then they had talking to each other and one's of

0:24:34.400 --> 0:24:37.840
<v Speaker 1>ones of one's got blonde hair, one's got brown hair

0:24:38.119 --> 0:24:42.840
<v Speaker 1>that looked very similar. And I had been paying. I

0:24:42.880 --> 0:24:44.800
<v Speaker 1>paid for my order and then I paid for my

0:24:44.800 --> 0:24:46.880
<v Speaker 1>mother's order, so two different credit cards, so it took

0:24:46.880 --> 0:24:49.479
<v Speaker 1>a little longer to split the transaction whatever. And I

0:24:49.520 --> 0:24:51.080
<v Speaker 1>turned to them, I said, hey, I'm sorry to keep

0:24:51.080 --> 0:24:53.600
<v Speaker 1>you waiting. Oh no, don't be ridiculous. So, you know,

0:24:53.720 --> 0:24:56.600
<v Speaker 1>very very very friendly, and they had matching masks on,

0:24:56.680 --> 0:24:59.000
<v Speaker 1>you know, very cute. I could tell they were related.

0:24:59.520 --> 0:25:01.720
<v Speaker 1>And the one that was talking to me, he says,

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<v Speaker 1>go and go and do do the bags, and so

0:25:04.960 --> 0:25:07.240
<v Speaker 1>she goes around stuff you get stuck like making bags,

0:25:07.680 --> 0:25:09.760
<v Speaker 1>and says, get your cards out and tells her other

0:25:09.760 --> 0:25:13.399
<v Speaker 1>sister get the card out. And I said, uh so

0:25:13.480 --> 0:25:19.600
<v Speaker 1>she's like bossing her around. So I said, you guys twins. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

0:25:19.600 --> 0:25:22.760
<v Speaker 1>we're identical twins. I said, all you you both lovely

0:25:22.800 --> 0:25:25.879
<v Speaker 1>your mom. It must have been very proud of you. Yep, yep, yep,

0:25:25.960 --> 0:25:28.480
<v Speaker 1>I said. Um. To the woman who was told to pack,

0:25:28.840 --> 0:25:31.800
<v Speaker 1>I said, how much are you younger by? She's how

0:25:31.800 --> 0:25:34.720
<v Speaker 1>did you know? I said, because she's bossing you around

0:25:35.119 --> 0:25:39.000
<v Speaker 1>like she's the oldest sister. She's yeah, that doesn't count. No, no, no.

0:25:39.240 --> 0:25:42.680
<v Speaker 1>When you said my whole life, she's four minutes older

0:25:42.680 --> 0:25:45.480
<v Speaker 1>than me and she bosses me around my whole life.

0:25:45.560 --> 0:25:48.399
<v Speaker 1>Isn't that obvious? I said, yeah, she made you pay,

0:25:48.520 --> 0:25:51.760
<v Speaker 1>she's making you beg the groceries four minutes. And her

0:25:51.760 --> 0:25:54.840
<v Speaker 1>sisters like, yep, I'm the oldest sister. I knew. It's scary.

0:25:55.280 --> 0:25:58.080
<v Speaker 1>Twins do that. They hold it over their other twins

0:25:58.160 --> 0:26:01.880
<v Speaker 1>forever forever. Which one popped out is random, but old.

0:26:01.960 --> 0:26:07.120
<v Speaker 1>I have friends, my friends Chris and Randy, same thing. Yes,

0:26:07.200 --> 0:26:09.399
<v Speaker 1>they know who's older and they hold her. If you

0:26:09.440 --> 0:26:11.760
<v Speaker 1>say to me, who's older? Hey, who who's older? The

0:26:12.040 --> 0:26:14.480
<v Speaker 1>older one will always go I am like, it's their

0:26:14.480 --> 0:26:17.080
<v Speaker 1>greatest accomplishment, and the other one will always go, he is,

0:26:17.680 --> 0:26:23.240
<v Speaker 1>she is like, it's their greatest defeat. I didn't deep.

0:26:23.320 --> 0:26:25.480
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. The parents should never tell them. They

0:26:25.640 --> 0:26:28.199
<v Speaker 1>tell them. They popped out together, side by side. The

0:26:28.240 --> 0:26:32.119
<v Speaker 1>most painful thing. It wasn't probably do a C section.

0:26:32.280 --> 0:26:33.879
<v Speaker 1>We're like, you grab a hand on each one and

0:26:33.960 --> 0:26:37.240
<v Speaker 1>pull a mark up right. You could maybe time it close,

0:26:37.560 --> 0:26:40.320
<v Speaker 1>but if you're coming out of the old vage, one's

0:26:40.320 --> 0:26:45.400
<v Speaker 1>got to come first. Yeah. So this, this woman gave

0:26:45.440 --> 0:26:47.439
<v Speaker 1>me the look scary. She gave me the night. If

0:26:47.480 --> 0:26:49.760
<v Speaker 1>you should twin and this and this is this is

0:26:49.760 --> 0:26:53.000
<v Speaker 1>the same for you as a twin or triplet. Uh

0:26:53.000 --> 0:26:54.879
<v Speaker 1>you know, let us know, hit us up on social

0:26:54.880 --> 0:26:58.119
<v Speaker 1>media and what we'll mention you next week. But this

0:26:58.160 --> 0:27:00.880
<v Speaker 1>is I couldn't believe it. It was so obvious who

0:27:00.920 --> 0:27:03.320
<v Speaker 1>the older one was never a card to me to

0:27:03.359 --> 0:27:06.600
<v Speaker 1>even think the other one was. I can't imagine that someone.

0:27:06.680 --> 0:27:08.520
<v Speaker 1>I would allow someone to hold that over me. If

0:27:08.520 --> 0:27:11.600
<v Speaker 1>I was the second of the twins to come out,

0:27:11.640 --> 0:27:14.119
<v Speaker 1>I don't. I can't imagine I would allow that. You

0:27:14.160 --> 0:27:16.879
<v Speaker 1>know why. I think it's because when you're five and

0:27:16.960 --> 0:27:20.000
<v Speaker 1>your five year old siblings says I'm older than you,

0:27:20.000 --> 0:27:24.080
<v Speaker 1>you go okay because you don't think about it. And

0:27:24.119 --> 0:27:27.680
<v Speaker 1>they're the older ones almost like yeah, I think over

0:27:27.720 --> 0:27:29.560
<v Speaker 1>a lifetime, if I'm the older one, you start to

0:27:29.600 --> 0:27:33.159
<v Speaker 1>accept there your older sibling. But you're not. I mean

0:27:33.200 --> 0:27:37.399
<v Speaker 1>you're older by minutes, minutes, minutes, four minutes, change this

0:27:37.600 --> 0:27:41.680
<v Speaker 1>these women's lot that doesn't count. Sorry, what's what I said?

0:27:42.080 --> 0:27:47.760
<v Speaker 1>So there you go? Well something for you and scary?

0:27:48.160 --> 0:27:52.960
<v Speaker 1>Did I talk about my garbage pails? What about them?

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<v Speaker 1>Like about the blue one, the blue one, like the

0:27:56.880 --> 0:27:58.959
<v Speaker 1>recycling one, the resycle one? Did I talked about that?

0:28:00.000 --> 0:28:04.320
<v Speaker 1>Fresh my memory? Give me about the guy who who

0:28:04.359 --> 0:28:07.960
<v Speaker 1>took out his anger, the garbage guy. I feel like

0:28:08.000 --> 0:28:09.680
<v Speaker 1>I may have mentioned to you before we started recording.

0:28:09.680 --> 0:28:12.360
<v Speaker 1>I remember mentioning it on on the podcast. If I did,

0:28:12.359 --> 0:28:14.720
<v Speaker 1>I apologize, but as an update on on what I

0:28:14.720 --> 0:28:16.440
<v Speaker 1>was gonna say last week. So I said it last week.

0:28:16.440 --> 0:28:20.240
<v Speaker 1>Forgive me. So here's the deal. So I put out recyclables,

0:28:20.920 --> 0:28:25.080
<v Speaker 1>um every night, you know, the night before recycled day. Right,

0:28:25.720 --> 0:28:27.800
<v Speaker 1>we have two pickups one is bulk would They take

0:28:27.840 --> 0:28:30.240
<v Speaker 1>everything like you can put a bad out at old grill.

0:28:30.560 --> 0:28:33.280
<v Speaker 1>They take everything. The truck comes by grabs everything, unless

0:28:33.320 --> 0:28:35.040
<v Speaker 1>people come by looking for scraps and they take it

0:28:35.080 --> 0:28:36.800
<v Speaker 1>for you. They're like, oh that guy's that's got a

0:28:36.840 --> 0:28:39.960
<v Speaker 1>luminium on top, I'll take it. So on recycled day,

0:28:40.120 --> 0:28:42.400
<v Speaker 1>you put out your garbage pails, and then you put

0:28:42.400 --> 0:28:46.480
<v Speaker 1>out your cycle pails. So I've got on any given

0:28:46.680 --> 0:28:49.440
<v Speaker 1>on every a given recycled night, I put out one

0:28:49.520 --> 0:28:52.240
<v Speaker 1>or two garbage pails, those are the big ones. And

0:28:52.240 --> 0:28:57.640
<v Speaker 1>then I have a large blue recycled pail for just

0:28:57.720 --> 0:29:00.360
<v Speaker 1>bottles and cans and glass like you know there's like bubbles,

0:29:00.840 --> 0:29:02.520
<v Speaker 1>and then the cardboard boxes can either go in a

0:29:02.560 --> 0:29:07.320
<v Speaker 1>pail or just right on the street. So last week

0:29:08.400 --> 0:29:10.600
<v Speaker 1>my daughter was looking out the window. She comes downstairs

0:29:10.600 --> 0:29:13.080
<v Speaker 1>because she was doing school from home that day, and

0:29:13.120 --> 0:29:14.680
<v Speaker 1>she says, Dad, you're not gonna believe this. I was

0:29:14.720 --> 0:29:17.720
<v Speaker 1>looking at the window because I heard the dogs barking,

0:29:18.520 --> 0:29:23.360
<v Speaker 1>and the garbage guy, one of the garbage guys um,

0:29:23.400 --> 0:29:25.000
<v Speaker 1>because there's two of them who ride the back of

0:29:25.040 --> 0:29:28.880
<v Speaker 1>the truck, was going up the block and grabbing the

0:29:28.920 --> 0:29:36.960
<v Speaker 1>recycled pails and punching the blue ones, punching them, yeah yeah,

0:29:40.280 --> 0:29:43.560
<v Speaker 1>dumping them and then punching them towards your property words,

0:29:43.600 --> 0:29:48.120
<v Speaker 1>the property. Everybody's just punching them like he was taking

0:29:48.160 --> 0:29:51.360
<v Speaker 1>out his anger, like he hated blue garbage pails. And

0:29:51.440 --> 0:29:54.520
<v Speaker 1>so I said, well, that's kind of weird. Anyway, maybe

0:29:54.520 --> 0:29:58.480
<v Speaker 1>he was practicing his boxing moves on the blue ones. Yeah,

0:29:59.440 --> 0:30:02.760
<v Speaker 1>so uh so. Anyway, so I have a recycled pail

0:30:02.800 --> 0:30:05.480
<v Speaker 1>that's brown that had boxes in it, and I keep

0:30:05.520 --> 0:30:07.840
<v Speaker 1>the bottles and the and the boxes separate because I

0:30:07.960 --> 0:30:11.000
<v Speaker 1>just always did. And now in my town they commingle,

0:30:11.320 --> 0:30:13.480
<v Speaker 1>so they go in the same truck, but I still

0:30:13.560 --> 0:30:16.880
<v Speaker 1>keep them separate because they fit better. So it wasn't

0:30:16.920 --> 0:30:19.520
<v Speaker 1>like he was punching every pail. He put the brown

0:30:19.560 --> 0:30:22.360
<v Speaker 1>one back, he tossed it back normally, but the blue

0:30:22.400 --> 0:30:25.120
<v Speaker 1>one he punched. And now I've got a crack in

0:30:25.200 --> 0:30:27.560
<v Speaker 1>the top of it, right, whether a cycle logo is

0:30:27.680 --> 0:30:32.120
<v Speaker 1>now how to how do you prove to him that

0:30:32.160 --> 0:30:35.120
<v Speaker 1>he would to film him the next time? Or I

0:30:35.160 --> 0:30:39.160
<v Speaker 1>have to call the company, the carding company, which is uh,

0:30:39.280 --> 0:30:41.800
<v Speaker 1>you know, it's hired by the town. Or I could

0:30:41.800 --> 0:30:46.000
<v Speaker 1>call the town see. Um, you know, carding companies are

0:30:46.000 --> 0:30:49.080
<v Speaker 1>stereotypically people you don't want to mess with. Correct. Correct,

0:30:49.120 --> 0:30:51.120
<v Speaker 1>You may watch the Sopranos. I'm not saying all. I'm

0:30:51.120 --> 0:30:53.280
<v Speaker 1>just saying something. Uh, And I don't want to mess

0:30:53.320 --> 0:30:58.280
<v Speaker 1>with this guy. However, uh, maybe ten years ago one

0:30:58.320 --> 0:31:02.120
<v Speaker 1>of the carding companies broke my garbage pail wheels, and

0:31:02.160 --> 0:31:05.840
<v Speaker 1>I had them replace it because they broke it. Now,

0:31:06.640 --> 0:31:09.720
<v Speaker 1>if I call the carding company, you you have to

0:31:09.760 --> 0:31:13.600
<v Speaker 1>believe somebody's called before and mentioned that there's a garbage

0:31:13.640 --> 0:31:16.640
<v Speaker 1>pail puncher. You may not get anywhere. You're trying to

0:31:16.680 --> 0:31:19.560
<v Speaker 1>make them lose the contract with the carding company. Who

0:31:20.360 --> 0:31:23.480
<v Speaker 1>you're talking to me, I won't get anywhere. Wait'll I

0:31:23.520 --> 0:31:25.240
<v Speaker 1>tell you what happened in my water heater. Never that's

0:31:25.280 --> 0:31:28.000
<v Speaker 1>the coming up later. But you know I'm gonna get somewhere.

0:31:28.360 --> 0:31:29.640
<v Speaker 1>I just don't know if I want to start. But

0:31:29.800 --> 0:31:31.560
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if you want to bark up that tree,

0:31:31.640 --> 0:31:36.880
<v Speaker 1>because the second you go down this road, it's yeah, exactly,

0:31:37.000 --> 0:31:39.120
<v Speaker 1>this may be the end of the road. So while

0:31:39.160 --> 0:31:41.160
<v Speaker 1>I was at home depot, I priced out a new pail.

0:31:41.400 --> 0:31:44.280
<v Speaker 1>You might end up in the back of the garbage truck. Right,

0:31:44.360 --> 0:31:47.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm weighing whether or not it's worth the hassle or

0:31:47.640 --> 0:31:49.760
<v Speaker 1>just buy a new path by buy a new pail.

0:31:49.920 --> 0:31:52.240
<v Speaker 1>That's what I think. The ship you've gotten over the years.

0:31:52.280 --> 0:31:55.600
<v Speaker 1>You're even. You're more than even your life. You are

0:31:55.640 --> 0:32:00.560
<v Speaker 1>a sanitational engineer, and you you collect garbage in the trucks,

0:32:00.680 --> 0:32:02.600
<v Speaker 1>by the way, a noble profession. Nothing wrong with it

0:32:02.960 --> 0:32:04.960
<v Speaker 1>if that's what you do for a living. Have you

0:32:05.000 --> 0:32:07.680
<v Speaker 1>seen anyone do this? Have you ever done it? I

0:32:07.720 --> 0:32:09.760
<v Speaker 1>just got an angry and just punched, like rather than

0:32:09.800 --> 0:32:12.040
<v Speaker 1>toss them back, you like put them like throw them

0:32:12.080 --> 0:32:14.120
<v Speaker 1>up in the air and punched them back like a volleyball.

0:32:14.200 --> 0:32:16.600
<v Speaker 1>Like the Amazon worker. They just throw your package on

0:32:16.640 --> 0:32:22.160
<v Speaker 1>the porch. No, that's like, that's a cliche my Amazon. Okay,

0:32:22.200 --> 0:32:24.920
<v Speaker 1>except for the guy that walked into my garage. That

0:32:24.920 --> 0:32:27.200
<v Speaker 1>guy I don't like. But otherwise they put them on

0:32:27.240 --> 0:32:29.160
<v Speaker 1>the porch. They take a picture. They said, hey, how

0:32:29.200 --> 0:32:31.480
<v Speaker 1>did I do? And like, I told you that story

0:32:31.480 --> 0:32:34.040
<v Speaker 1>where the guy walked into my garage. So they did

0:32:34.040 --> 0:32:37.040
<v Speaker 1>it to me again. On Friday last week, I had

0:32:37.120 --> 0:32:39.000
<v Speaker 1>left the garage door open. Why do you have the

0:32:39.040 --> 0:32:41.160
<v Speaker 1>garage door open to begin with, because I was working

0:32:41.160 --> 0:32:43.960
<v Speaker 1>on my lawn. I told you I bought soil, yards

0:32:43.960 --> 0:32:47.280
<v Speaker 1>of soil, and I've been slowly okay, So I went

0:32:47.320 --> 0:32:48.920
<v Speaker 1>in the house for a second and left the garage

0:32:48.920 --> 0:32:51.880
<v Speaker 1>door open. I hear the dogs barking and the ups

0:32:51.960 --> 0:32:54.160
<v Speaker 1>drivers there, right. I assume he's gonna go up on

0:32:54.200 --> 0:32:57.120
<v Speaker 1>the porch. No, no, no. He leaves the box at

0:32:57.160 --> 0:33:00.000
<v Speaker 1>the at the edge of my garage, not in the garage,

0:33:00.440 --> 0:33:02.760
<v Speaker 1>but right outside where the door would come down on it,

0:33:02.840 --> 0:33:06.440
<v Speaker 1>and puts it there. I don't understand. It's not an

0:33:06.440 --> 0:33:09.000
<v Speaker 1>opportunity for you not to go on my porch. You're

0:33:09.040 --> 0:33:11.480
<v Speaker 1>the guy who puts it on the porch. Well, why

0:33:11.520 --> 0:33:13.640
<v Speaker 1>do I want it there? I want to be able

0:33:13.680 --> 0:33:15.520
<v Speaker 1>to come out my underwear and grab it off my

0:33:15.600 --> 0:33:19.000
<v Speaker 1>porch like Americans do. I want to go back to

0:33:19.040 --> 0:33:21.960
<v Speaker 1>the karting company. Everybody does that. Don't don't look at

0:33:22.000 --> 0:33:23.160
<v Speaker 1>me like i'm my own. A guy walks out in

0:33:23.200 --> 0:33:27.560
<v Speaker 1>his underwear onto my You are tony soprano, Yeah, soprano

0:33:27.640 --> 0:33:32.240
<v Speaker 1>walking walking down the pavement with the robe, yeah, and

0:33:32.240 --> 0:33:35.560
<v Speaker 1>the slippers, walking down your long driveway to pick the sack.

0:33:35.720 --> 0:33:39.920
<v Speaker 1>Nobody is out, nobody's home. Everybody's in you also, would

0:33:39.960 --> 0:33:43.640
<v Speaker 1>you walk with a limp like Tony did, was walking

0:33:43.680 --> 0:33:48.520
<v Speaker 1>down the driveway? No, No, I don't. Will I did

0:33:48.520 --> 0:33:50.600
<v Speaker 1>take a ride with my my friend Jeff a few

0:33:50.640 --> 0:33:53.800
<v Speaker 1>weeks ago up to the Sopranos house. Yeah, it's a

0:33:53.800 --> 0:33:55.760
<v Speaker 1>great we don't we don't live that far from it,

0:33:56.480 --> 0:33:58.600
<v Speaker 1>so we we we we we finally get there. It's

0:33:58.600 --> 0:34:00.520
<v Speaker 1>like the end of a long road up a hill

0:34:00.840 --> 0:34:05.240
<v Speaker 1>in North y Yeah, in the middle of nowhere, and

0:34:05.520 --> 0:34:08.840
<v Speaker 1>we stop and uh, it's lit up. You know, it's nighttime.

0:34:08.880 --> 0:34:10.960
<v Speaker 1>It's like, I don't know, eleven o'clock at night and

0:34:11.040 --> 0:34:12.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna get out, maybe take a picture now. And

0:34:12.920 --> 0:34:14.279
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, no, I don't know. I'm just looking at

0:34:14.280 --> 0:34:16.520
<v Speaker 1>the house. I'm trying to figure out like angles and

0:34:16.560 --> 0:34:18.759
<v Speaker 1>back yard. I'm something tells me you didn't get near

0:34:18.800 --> 0:34:20.279
<v Speaker 1>the place. No, I didn't get neither. But it's got

0:34:20.320 --> 0:34:22.879
<v Speaker 1>a long driveway. You've seen on television. I wasn't gonna

0:34:22.880 --> 0:34:24.720
<v Speaker 1>get near the play I'm not gonna, you know whatever.

0:34:24.760 --> 0:34:27.439
<v Speaker 1>I'm sure because I'm sure tourists and people come through

0:34:27.480 --> 0:34:29.640
<v Speaker 1>every freaking day. Show went off the air in two

0:34:29.719 --> 0:34:32.560
<v Speaker 1>thousand nine, Right, No one there's no tourists going by

0:34:32.600 --> 0:34:36.080
<v Speaker 1>this house on a regular basis. Anyway, Jeff freaks out.

0:34:36.160 --> 0:34:38.120
<v Speaker 1>We gotta get out of here. What were you talking about?

0:34:38.640 --> 0:34:40.840
<v Speaker 1>We shouldn't be on this guy's were in the street.

0:34:41.320 --> 0:34:43.399
<v Speaker 1>We're in the street when called the sack. Yeah, we

0:34:43.400 --> 0:34:44.799
<v Speaker 1>were all well at the park here and look at

0:34:44.800 --> 0:34:46.719
<v Speaker 1>the house. Yeah, I don't feel right about we should go.

0:34:46.760 --> 0:34:48.360
<v Speaker 1>You pulled that same ship with me with the Brady

0:34:48.360 --> 0:34:51.120
<v Speaker 1>Bunch House. We went to the Brady Bunch House and

0:34:51.239 --> 0:34:53.160
<v Speaker 1>I didn't wasn't me. It wasn't there. A nice try.

0:34:53.400 --> 0:34:57.040
<v Speaker 1>You aren't there. Nope, you fucked me. You weren't there.

0:34:57.160 --> 0:35:00.880
<v Speaker 1>We're in Sherman Oaks, California. Yeah, but I was your

0:35:00.880 --> 0:35:03.359
<v Speaker 1>friend Jeff. In that case. It was straight and eate

0:35:03.400 --> 0:35:05.719
<v Speaker 1>from our big show along with Garrett and a bunch

0:35:05.760 --> 0:35:08.279
<v Speaker 1>of other people. And let's go by the point. Let's

0:35:08.280 --> 0:35:10.560
<v Speaker 1>go back to the Brady House. And we went to

0:35:10.600 --> 0:35:12.440
<v Speaker 1>the Brady House and then we and then it's like,

0:35:12.480 --> 0:35:14.600
<v Speaker 1>come on, let's take pictures. It's to Lucca Lakes and

0:35:14.640 --> 0:35:17.000
<v Speaker 1>to Luca Lakes. Yeah. He gets out of the car

0:35:17.200 --> 0:35:19.239
<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, guys, can we get out of here?

0:35:19.280 --> 0:35:22.000
<v Speaker 1>This is this is someone's neighborhood. These are people's properties. Like,

0:35:22.320 --> 0:35:24.120
<v Speaker 1>we want to get a picture, knowing it was the

0:35:24.160 --> 0:35:25.880
<v Speaker 1>Brady Bunch house. We want to get We want to

0:35:25.880 --> 0:35:27.800
<v Speaker 1>get a selfie with the Brady Bunch House in the background.

0:35:27.800 --> 0:35:30.319
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, now, come on, we're disturbing the piece. Let's

0:35:30.320 --> 0:35:33.200
<v Speaker 1>get out of here. We lived to become that guy.

0:35:32.880 --> 0:35:36.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm embarrassed. I'm bashful, like your friend, Jeff. You never

0:35:36.560 --> 0:35:39.359
<v Speaker 1>getting barrassed. I've never seen you embarrassed in that case. Yes,

0:35:39.400 --> 0:35:41.880
<v Speaker 1>because it's the same thing with the friend's house in

0:35:41.920 --> 0:35:46.279
<v Speaker 1>the village in Manhattan apartment building. Put change around the

0:35:46.320 --> 0:35:48.160
<v Speaker 1>damn thing. They're like, do not sit on the steps.

0:35:48.440 --> 0:35:50.719
<v Speaker 1>Did you see the Friends trailer that came out today

0:35:50.760 --> 0:35:52.839
<v Speaker 1>for the reunion. I have not seen it yet. Oh

0:35:52.920 --> 0:35:55.360
<v Speaker 1>my god, you're not really a Friends fan. It's so good.

0:35:55.800 --> 0:35:58.440
<v Speaker 1>It's them. You can see the trailer, but it's them

0:35:58.520 --> 0:36:02.000
<v Speaker 1>playing the trivia game of the Monica and uh Rachel

0:36:02.000 --> 0:36:04.960
<v Speaker 1>lost the apartment but playing a new version now like now,

0:36:05.760 --> 0:36:07.640
<v Speaker 1>uh and uh. It's all it's just so funny and

0:36:07.640 --> 0:36:11.000
<v Speaker 1>heart warming. I can't wait, Well, I cannot wait. Yeah, well,

0:36:11.239 --> 0:36:13.759
<v Speaker 1>so you can't go in front of the house. What's

0:36:13.760 --> 0:36:16.560
<v Speaker 1>the big deal. It's I don't know. It's feel weird.

0:36:16.600 --> 0:36:18.919
<v Speaker 1>I feel icky because it's like I don't want people.

0:36:19.560 --> 0:36:23.359
<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't want people in my property NonStop. Okay, they

0:36:23.400 --> 0:36:25.960
<v Speaker 1>bought the Brady Bunch House. You don't think they know

0:36:26.000 --> 0:36:28.520
<v Speaker 1>they bought the Brady Bunch House years ago. Whatever it

0:36:28.560 --> 0:36:30.200
<v Speaker 1>was that, of course they did. It was probably probably

0:36:30.200 --> 0:36:32.239
<v Speaker 1>paid a premium for it. They sold the house, it

0:36:32.239 --> 0:36:36.200
<v Speaker 1>doesn't it's owned by um h GTV. Now it was,

0:36:36.600 --> 0:36:40.200
<v Speaker 1>didn't you see the episodes Renovation Brady Renovation. Thing is

0:36:40.280 --> 0:36:42.680
<v Speaker 1>I just feel like you're in someone's private neighborhood. You

0:36:42.719 --> 0:36:44.759
<v Speaker 1>really shouldn't be doing that. The same thing and by

0:36:44.760 --> 0:36:46.279
<v Speaker 1>the way you walk up to the door, but you

0:36:46.320 --> 0:36:48.480
<v Speaker 1>can stand on the side. The same thing with the

0:36:48.520 --> 0:36:52.680
<v Speaker 1>Sopranos house because it is in a very quiet, upscale neighborhood.

0:36:52.680 --> 0:36:54.560
<v Speaker 1>We weren't playing the right we weren't playing woke up

0:36:54.560 --> 0:36:57.839
<v Speaker 1>this small, and we weren't playing the music we want

0:36:58.040 --> 0:37:02.160
<v Speaker 1>What did you want? But did Jeff say no, He's like, okay,

0:37:02.160 --> 0:37:05.239
<v Speaker 1>there it is, we gotta go. That would have been me,

0:37:05.680 --> 0:37:07.279
<v Speaker 1>but it was it was a love There was nobody out.

0:37:07.320 --> 0:37:10.239
<v Speaker 1>It was pitch dark outside, nobody saw the car. The

0:37:10.320 --> 0:37:12.839
<v Speaker 1>headlights could he could turn the headlights off. They were

0:37:12.840 --> 0:37:15.319
<v Speaker 1>probably all in the house for the night. No one's

0:37:15.320 --> 0:37:17.960
<v Speaker 1>gonna see us in the dark. We weren't doing anything.

0:37:18.239 --> 0:37:21.759
<v Speaker 1>The driveways like driveways long. It wasn't like we were

0:37:21.760 --> 0:37:26.480
<v Speaker 1>like right there. And the neighbors all says, can I

0:37:26.520 --> 0:37:28.040
<v Speaker 1>tell you something? So first of all, there were no

0:37:28.040 --> 0:37:30.600
<v Speaker 1>neighbors outside. Second of all, they lived near the Soprano

0:37:30.640 --> 0:37:33.600
<v Speaker 1>house that you're gonna that increases their value, the property value.

0:37:33.680 --> 0:37:35.920
<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you what I did. I made a mistake,

0:37:36.200 --> 0:37:37.800
<v Speaker 1>but I did it, and then I realized afterwards I

0:37:37.840 --> 0:37:41.680
<v Speaker 1>made a mistake. So I don't live that far from

0:37:41.680 --> 0:37:45.719
<v Speaker 1>where one of my favorite entertainers lives, Stephen Colbert from

0:37:45.800 --> 0:37:48.239
<v Speaker 1>Lake Show and Stephen Colbert and The Daily Show. Now

0:37:48.320 --> 0:37:51.680
<v Speaker 1>he is very good friends with Bobby Brown, the the

0:37:51.800 --> 0:37:53.839
<v Speaker 1>makeup expert that comes on our show all the time.

0:37:54.360 --> 0:37:56.120
<v Speaker 1>And she's never said, by the way, that come over

0:37:56.560 --> 0:37:58.239
<v Speaker 1>and meet Steven. She's I was like, oh, yeah, we're

0:37:58.239 --> 0:38:04.200
<v Speaker 1>gonna Stephen fans over anyway. So Stephen, Stephen Colbert lives

0:38:04.360 --> 0:38:08.239
<v Speaker 1>in a town not far from my town. Okay, it's

0:38:08.239 --> 0:38:10.520
<v Speaker 1>easy enough to look up but he used to live

0:38:10.560 --> 0:38:12.880
<v Speaker 1>in a big house, and then he moved to an

0:38:12.880 --> 0:38:16.239
<v Speaker 1>even bigger house in the same town, which he broadcasted

0:38:16.280 --> 0:38:21.440
<v Speaker 1>from during the beginning of the pandemic. Big house, white fences, backyard,

0:38:21.520 --> 0:38:25.360
<v Speaker 1>huge backyard. So I happened to be in that town

0:38:25.600 --> 0:38:29.160
<v Speaker 1>one day, uh, picking up something, and I said, you know,

0:38:29.200 --> 0:38:31.040
<v Speaker 1>I think I'm like a couple of blocks from his house.

0:38:31.680 --> 0:38:33.799
<v Speaker 1>I would love to just dry by see the front

0:38:33.840 --> 0:38:35.719
<v Speaker 1>of the house, because they always showed the back of

0:38:35.760 --> 0:38:38.319
<v Speaker 1>the house on television. I'd love to front house looks

0:38:38.320 --> 0:38:42.840
<v Speaker 1>like so I would never address looked up as a dress.

0:38:43.200 --> 0:38:45.120
<v Speaker 1>And I drove down the block. It's a So the

0:38:45.160 --> 0:38:47.279
<v Speaker 1>block I was on is a dead end street. At

0:38:47.280 --> 0:38:49.680
<v Speaker 1>the end of the street is a park, a huge

0:38:49.719 --> 0:38:53.359
<v Speaker 1>park with waterfalls and ponds and a kid's playground. It's

0:38:53.360 --> 0:38:55.600
<v Speaker 1>a great street to have kids because the other end

0:38:55.600 --> 0:38:58.239
<v Speaker 1>of the street is a park, like a masts of

0:38:58.360 --> 0:39:00.600
<v Speaker 1>park with hills. Were like other people who live on

0:39:00.600 --> 0:39:03.000
<v Speaker 1>that block would go to the park. You just happened

0:39:03.040 --> 0:39:05.160
<v Speaker 1>to have a street that backs up to this park.

0:39:05.360 --> 0:39:08.640
<v Speaker 1>Beautiful street. And so, uh, this people in the street,

0:39:08.760 --> 0:39:11.520
<v Speaker 1>this kid's playing. It's a dead end street, right, they

0:39:11.520 --> 0:39:13.640
<v Speaker 1>have those little yellow figures of like the little little

0:39:13.680 --> 0:39:17.360
<v Speaker 1>plastic men, careful children. So once I didn't realize, I

0:39:17.360 --> 0:39:19.760
<v Speaker 1>turned down the street and now it's like kid mania.

0:39:20.120 --> 0:39:22.960
<v Speaker 1>I can't turn around. I have to go through the street.

0:39:23.920 --> 0:39:26.880
<v Speaker 1>So they all waved to me, like, hi, friendly person.

0:39:27.080 --> 0:39:30.520
<v Speaker 1>You somebody, you're coming to see Stephen Colbert's house. You

0:39:30.520 --> 0:39:33.480
<v Speaker 1>aren't at least been embarrassed to be so embarrassed. No,

0:39:33.560 --> 0:39:35.200
<v Speaker 1>because they didn't know that. They just saw a guy.

0:39:35.960 --> 0:39:38.680
<v Speaker 1>You know, I'm not a strange older man. I'm not

0:39:38.719 --> 0:39:43.239
<v Speaker 1>an older man. Shut the funk up to them. These

0:39:43.239 --> 0:39:45.640
<v Speaker 1>are kids, scary scary. I'm talking about the adults in

0:39:45.640 --> 0:39:50.000
<v Speaker 1>the street who have kids like I do. But you

0:39:48.760 --> 0:39:53.800
<v Speaker 1>could by yourself, by myself, I can be visiting somebody.

0:39:53.880 --> 0:39:56.840
<v Speaker 1>I can be going to the park. There was not worse.

0:39:58.520 --> 0:40:01.239
<v Speaker 1>You can't playground, you can't park. You can't go to

0:40:01.280 --> 0:40:03.920
<v Speaker 1>the park by yourself with kids in the park. They

0:40:03.920 --> 0:40:05.799
<v Speaker 1>sit on the bench. What are you talking about. I'm

0:40:05.840 --> 0:40:08.600
<v Speaker 1>just saying I read books. They're going to a plate.

0:40:08.680 --> 0:40:10.480
<v Speaker 1>They knew either you were a creeper or you were

0:40:10.480 --> 0:40:12.480
<v Speaker 1>there for Colbert. There's no reason for you to be

0:40:12.520 --> 0:40:15.240
<v Speaker 1>on that street. It's a dead end its end street.

0:40:15.480 --> 0:40:17.560
<v Speaker 1>People visit on the people on the street. I could

0:40:17.560 --> 0:40:19.799
<v Speaker 1>have a friend on the street. I keep be going.

0:40:19.840 --> 0:40:21.520
<v Speaker 1>Nobody looked at me like, hey, how are you? They

0:40:21.520 --> 0:40:24.080
<v Speaker 1>waved to me, how you doing? So I drove through

0:40:24.080 --> 0:40:26.319
<v Speaker 1>the kids and I'm driving down the car. The how

0:40:26.440 --> 0:40:29.160
<v Speaker 1>the block is maybe I don't know, fifteen houses long,

0:40:29.719 --> 0:40:32.960
<v Speaker 1>I need mortified. Colbert House is the second house on

0:40:32.960 --> 0:40:37.560
<v Speaker 1>the left. Okay, I really. I get to the end

0:40:37.560 --> 0:40:39.279
<v Speaker 1>of the block where the park is and it's a

0:40:39.320 --> 0:40:42.239
<v Speaker 1>dead end. Well, I can't turn around right away because

0:40:42.280 --> 0:40:44.759
<v Speaker 1>then it'll look like I'm just cruising the block. So

0:40:44.800 --> 0:40:47.040
<v Speaker 1>I got out of the car. I walked to the park,

0:40:47.320 --> 0:40:49.799
<v Speaker 1>I take some pictures. I get back in the car.

0:40:50.080 --> 0:40:51.719
<v Speaker 1>I sit there for a minute and then I turn

0:40:51.800 --> 0:40:54.520
<v Speaker 1>around like maybe I was like just visiting somebody and

0:40:54.560 --> 0:40:56.520
<v Speaker 1>I and I go back and they're like, oh, hey,

0:40:56.560 --> 0:40:57.759
<v Speaker 1>how are you doing it? Wave to me again, and

0:40:57.760 --> 0:41:00.040
<v Speaker 1>I'm leaving. There was no faces, no, And then I

0:41:00.040 --> 0:41:02.560
<v Speaker 1>I'm passing Colbert's house. I see the tesla in front. Oh,

0:41:02.640 --> 0:41:05.759
<v Speaker 1>that's gotta be Colbert's house. So uh, I look like

0:41:05.920 --> 0:41:07.279
<v Speaker 1>that's the nice house. But that's not the house that

0:41:07.320 --> 0:41:09.880
<v Speaker 1>was on television. I find out later it's his old house.

0:41:10.680 --> 0:41:13.279
<v Speaker 1>He was right, it's the big house, but not the

0:41:13.280 --> 0:41:16.160
<v Speaker 1>big big house. So the big big House is not

0:41:16.280 --> 0:41:19.240
<v Speaker 1>easily listed on on online. And then I thought to myself,

0:41:19.280 --> 0:41:21.360
<v Speaker 1>you know what, don't be that guy. Don't be that

0:41:21.400 --> 0:41:23.960
<v Speaker 1>guy you saw his old house. Leave it alone. Because

0:41:24.000 --> 0:41:25.799
<v Speaker 1>I wasn't gonna, like, you know, knock on the door.

0:41:26.320 --> 0:41:28.000
<v Speaker 1>But it was on television, so I wanted to go

0:41:28.120 --> 0:41:30.600
<v Speaker 1>You've been brought down to earth, You've been redeemed. I'm

0:41:30.640 --> 0:41:34.839
<v Speaker 1>just saying, unless the house is on a major thoroughfare,

0:41:34.920 --> 0:41:38.680
<v Speaker 1>like where there's a lot of traffic, where anyone but

0:41:38.719 --> 0:41:41.200
<v Speaker 1>I'm just google in the well. Let me give you

0:41:41.239 --> 0:41:43.719
<v Speaker 1>the examples we talked about in the case of the

0:41:43.719 --> 0:41:47.040
<v Speaker 1>Sopranos House, the Brady Bunch House. These are houses that

0:41:47.080 --> 0:41:50.400
<v Speaker 1>are all on dead ends and little neighborhoodie type places

0:41:50.400 --> 0:41:54.719
<v Speaker 1>where you wouldn't be there otherwise you're trespassing. Are you

0:41:54.760 --> 0:41:56.560
<v Speaker 1>telling me you never went to the Amityville horror House

0:41:56.600 --> 0:42:02.239
<v Speaker 1>along Island? Never really never went Pastard Okay, I did want,

0:42:02.440 --> 0:42:04.239
<v Speaker 1>But how do we get on this tangent? I feel

0:42:04.280 --> 0:42:07.080
<v Speaker 1>like we we did. One of those famous who left

0:42:07.480 --> 0:42:08.839
<v Speaker 1>that girl to drew the map to draw the map

0:42:08.840 --> 0:42:10.600
<v Speaker 1>for us. I don't know what we did. We started

0:42:10.640 --> 0:42:12.759
<v Speaker 1>somewhere and then we're here. Well, we'll have to go

0:42:12.840 --> 0:42:14.439
<v Speaker 1>back and listen to the podcast. I guess we're gonna

0:42:14.440 --> 0:42:16.920
<v Speaker 1>have to hear this one again. Don't know what we're

0:42:16.920 --> 0:42:20.880
<v Speaker 1>talking about. I have no idea, Twins, I guess I

0:42:20.920 --> 0:42:24.360
<v Speaker 1>don't even know. We just kind of free free balled it,

0:42:24.560 --> 0:42:30.800
<v Speaker 1>you know, um I um. A story came out recently.

0:42:30.800 --> 0:42:33.880
<v Speaker 1>I wanted your take on this. I'm not one to

0:42:33.920 --> 0:42:36.319
<v Speaker 1>have takes. No I think, I think. No. You you're

0:42:36.360 --> 0:42:42.319
<v Speaker 1>so you're so neutral, you're so vanilla vanilla. Yeah, some

0:42:42.400 --> 0:42:47.680
<v Speaker 1>of the airlines are thinking about weighing passengers before a

0:42:47.760 --> 0:42:51.879
<v Speaker 1>flight to get on the plane. Makes sense because wait,

0:42:51.920 --> 0:42:56.120
<v Speaker 1>hold on, because they're saying that America has gotten moral peace. Well,

0:42:57.280 --> 0:43:00.520
<v Speaker 1>the Morning Show did this story and then and they

0:43:00.520 --> 0:43:03.200
<v Speaker 1>were like, oh, no way, invasion of privacy, fuck that,

0:43:03.440 --> 0:43:06.000
<v Speaker 1>no way. And then they glossed over and they moved

0:43:06.000 --> 0:43:08.399
<v Speaker 1>onto from the topic. And I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

0:43:08.400 --> 0:43:12.520
<v Speaker 1>whoa whoa. I'm okay with that. Okay, I don't care

0:43:13.040 --> 0:43:16.359
<v Speaker 1>how well pounds doesn't matter even if I was four

0:43:16.440 --> 0:43:18.680
<v Speaker 1>hundred pounds? Been wrong with that? If you are? The

0:43:18.800 --> 0:43:22.640
<v Speaker 1>reason being is if it's about the safety of the

0:43:22.760 --> 0:43:25.799
<v Speaker 1>plane being able to get into the sky properly, Um,

0:43:25.960 --> 0:43:28.600
<v Speaker 1>I think I'm okay with them taking my goddamn weight.

0:43:28.920 --> 0:43:31.960
<v Speaker 1>I don't give a fuck. Feel free weigh me all day,

0:43:32.200 --> 0:43:35.840
<v Speaker 1>have it on a big fucking screen, scariest, three seventy pounds,

0:43:36.160 --> 0:43:39.520
<v Speaker 1>go for it. As long as I know that everything's

0:43:39.560 --> 0:43:42.959
<v Speaker 1>been calculated and everything's been tabulated properly, and the plane

0:43:43.040 --> 0:43:46.319
<v Speaker 1>is gonna take off properly, I'm okay with that. Why

0:43:46.360 --> 0:43:48.920
<v Speaker 1>are people putting up a stink about this? I have

0:43:48.960 --> 0:43:51.680
<v Speaker 1>a question. If you're going on a proper plane that

0:43:51.840 --> 0:43:54.239
<v Speaker 1>lands on the water, you probably need to know the

0:43:54.280 --> 0:43:58.280
<v Speaker 1>person's weight. If you're on a private jet, you probably

0:43:58.280 --> 0:44:01.160
<v Speaker 1>need to know the person's weight. If you're flying a

0:44:01.280 --> 0:44:04.800
<v Speaker 1>seven forty seven or a seven fifty seven, or you know,

0:44:04.840 --> 0:44:08.520
<v Speaker 1>a jumbo plane, that might be a fuel question. It

0:44:08.719 --> 0:44:11.479
<v Speaker 1>might be they wanted how much gas they're gonna fuel,

0:44:11.480 --> 0:44:13.560
<v Speaker 1>they're gonna burn, and if you're four hundred pounds, they

0:44:13.640 --> 0:44:15.880
<v Speaker 1>might want to charge you more. It may that that

0:44:16.000 --> 0:44:17.960
<v Speaker 1>may be the next step, right. It may be like

0:44:18.040 --> 0:44:21.279
<v Speaker 1>a child like they weigh your bags. It's the same

0:44:21.360 --> 0:44:24.520
<v Speaker 1>thing if you if you come from a very large family.

0:44:24.760 --> 0:44:27.920
<v Speaker 1>You've seen these families where everybody's big, right, Okay, if

0:44:27.960 --> 0:44:29.600
<v Speaker 1>they're all on one side of the plane, maybe that

0:44:29.760 --> 0:44:31.759
<v Speaker 1>is a problem. I don't know. I'd like to think

0:44:31.800 --> 0:44:34.040
<v Speaker 1>that the two giant engines can handle it, but maybe

0:44:34.040 --> 0:44:35.279
<v Speaker 1>you want to balance them out and have them sit

0:44:35.320 --> 0:44:38.640
<v Speaker 1>the other side. Even the seven seven have weight restrictions,

0:44:38.719 --> 0:44:41.680
<v Speaker 1>and they're just doing a guestimation, trying to say that

0:44:42.040 --> 0:44:46.759
<v Speaker 1>in the year one, the calculations could be two people

0:44:46.880 --> 0:44:50.160
<v Speaker 1>might now weigh what two sixty eight people weighed back then.

0:44:50.280 --> 0:44:54.200
<v Speaker 1>I understand that. I what I don't understand is everybody

0:44:54.320 --> 0:44:57.600
<v Speaker 1>whole privacy thing. I don't want to get tracked, but

0:44:58.000 --> 0:44:59.440
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to chip in me, which you know

0:44:59.600 --> 0:45:01.200
<v Speaker 1>is not a real thing. I don't want them to

0:45:01.239 --> 0:45:03.319
<v Speaker 1>know if I've been vaccinated somebody's business. I don't want

0:45:03.320 --> 0:45:06.600
<v Speaker 1>anybody to know that violation. No no, no, no no no.

0:45:07.000 --> 0:45:09.160
<v Speaker 1>What I'm saying, yeah, it's a hipo violation for someone

0:45:09.200 --> 0:45:11.320
<v Speaker 1>to give out your information without your permission. What I

0:45:11.320 --> 0:45:16.560
<v Speaker 1>don't understand is why today nowadays, like I don't want

0:45:16.600 --> 0:45:18.200
<v Speaker 1>to I don't want to tell them at the met

0:45:18.239 --> 0:45:20.759
<v Speaker 1>game that I've been vaccinated. It's not their business. I

0:45:20.800 --> 0:45:22.400
<v Speaker 1>don't want you. I don't know. I don't know. I

0:45:22.440 --> 0:45:23.600
<v Speaker 1>don't I don't want to know. I don't want you

0:45:23.640 --> 0:45:25.600
<v Speaker 1>to tell me. I'm just saying I don't understand it.

0:45:25.920 --> 0:45:28.319
<v Speaker 1>I don't understand why you care. I would think you'd

0:45:28.360 --> 0:45:31.640
<v Speaker 1>be happy you're vaccinated, like, oh, hey, I'm I'm safe, right, Like,

0:45:31.719 --> 0:45:33.800
<v Speaker 1>I none of their business. There are people that believe

0:45:33.920 --> 0:45:36.440
<v Speaker 1>that if you're not gonna go into this argument, but

0:45:36.560 --> 0:45:38.600
<v Speaker 1>there are people that believe that the vaccine does nothing,

0:45:38.760 --> 0:45:41.640
<v Speaker 1>and then you know, they don't want people. What they

0:45:41.680 --> 0:45:43.000
<v Speaker 1>really don't want is you to know that they don't

0:45:43.040 --> 0:45:45.000
<v Speaker 1>have the vaccine. That's what they don't want because then

0:45:45.040 --> 0:45:46.640
<v Speaker 1>they won't be able to get in. But it's like,

0:45:46.719 --> 0:45:48.160
<v Speaker 1>if you have to tell them your penis size to

0:45:48.200 --> 0:45:50.360
<v Speaker 1>get in a baseball game, that's an invasion of privacy.

0:45:50.400 --> 0:45:53.000
<v Speaker 1>I get that, right. Uh, If they want to know,

0:45:53.080 --> 0:45:55.239
<v Speaker 1>like you know how many lovers your mother had, that's

0:45:55.280 --> 0:45:57.319
<v Speaker 1>invasion of privacy. I got news for you, though. When

0:45:57.320 --> 0:45:59.439
<v Speaker 1>you go to the airport to get on a plane, yeah,

0:45:59.760 --> 0:46:03.200
<v Speaker 1>they're X raying you. Men do women X raying you

0:46:03.520 --> 0:46:06.239
<v Speaker 1>then have big your penis is they do. Cartilage shows

0:46:06.320 --> 0:46:09.920
<v Speaker 1>up right, So unless the last five inches don't have cartilage,

0:46:10.120 --> 0:46:11.759
<v Speaker 1>they're looking at you. They know how big your penis is.

0:46:12.000 --> 0:46:14.040
<v Speaker 1>That's a violation of privacy more than whether or not

0:46:14.120 --> 0:46:16.279
<v Speaker 1>you vaccinated or not, or or how much you weigh

0:46:16.280 --> 0:46:18.719
<v Speaker 1>on a plane. In the grand scheme of things, if

0:46:18.760 --> 0:46:21.360
<v Speaker 1>some stranger knows how much I weigh to make the

0:46:21.440 --> 0:46:25.040
<v Speaker 1>plane safe, that's what I'm saying, that's my point. I'm okay,

0:46:25.200 --> 0:46:27.799
<v Speaker 1>if I have to put my weight on Instagram, well,

0:46:27.880 --> 0:46:31.440
<v Speaker 1>that's an invasion of my privacy, right, Oh, look scaring

0:46:31.520 --> 0:46:34.160
<v Speaker 1>us out for Italian food. Now he's to seventeen, Like,

0:46:34.239 --> 0:46:35.759
<v Speaker 1>that's I'm not saying that's what your way, but that

0:46:35.840 --> 0:46:39.040
<v Speaker 1>that would be like an invasion of privacy. You're pretty close, really,

0:46:39.080 --> 0:46:44.560
<v Speaker 1>his third quart of scary already third you look about

0:46:44.600 --> 0:46:47.960
<v Speaker 1>two two? Well think about two maybe a little little more,

0:46:48.000 --> 0:46:53.680
<v Speaker 1>but that's okay, you look too Yeah, they're right, alright, alright,

0:46:54.239 --> 0:46:57.760
<v Speaker 1>you're you're told you're short for your way. Yeah, anyway,

0:46:58.000 --> 0:47:00.960
<v Speaker 1>So I just don't understand the everyone want privacy, privacy,

0:47:01.120 --> 0:47:02.839
<v Speaker 1>But then you go on social media, you throw your

0:47:02.880 --> 0:47:05.120
<v Speaker 1>life out there. I want privacy. Here is where I

0:47:05.160 --> 0:47:07.120
<v Speaker 1>had dinner last night. He is where I want on vacation.

0:47:07.480 --> 0:47:10.920
<v Speaker 1>Here's like there's no privacy. Then people are just deciding

0:47:10.920 --> 0:47:12.000
<v Speaker 1>they don't want I don't want you to know. What

0:47:12.040 --> 0:47:14.680
<v Speaker 1>if that plane tilts to the right, I would like

0:47:14.800 --> 0:47:17.480
<v Speaker 1>to know that guy's weight. Well, this, this is exactly

0:47:17.600 --> 0:47:19.279
<v Speaker 1>my point that by the way, That's why I brought

0:47:19.320 --> 0:47:21.960
<v Speaker 1>it up, because we didn't really do a rebuttal on that.

0:47:22.120 --> 0:47:24.640
<v Speaker 1>We didn't really dive into that topic on the air,

0:47:24.680 --> 0:47:26.399
<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, whoa, hold on a second, there's more

0:47:26.480 --> 0:47:29.680
<v Speaker 1>to this, but you know than in a quick, little

0:47:29.760 --> 0:47:33.120
<v Speaker 1>invasion of privacy moment. But yeah, whatever. For certain things

0:47:33.160 --> 0:47:35.680
<v Speaker 1>I agree with it. Others I take. I get a

0:47:35.760 --> 0:47:38.360
<v Speaker 1>huge kick out of. You know, the Constitution was written

0:47:38.400 --> 0:47:40.840
<v Speaker 1>in the seventeen hundreds, right, and there was some amendments,

0:47:41.480 --> 0:47:44.440
<v Speaker 1>uh written since then, some some as far as as

0:47:44.520 --> 0:47:46.759
<v Speaker 1>recent as the last you know, thirty years, but most

0:47:46.800 --> 0:47:49.680
<v Speaker 1>of it was written in the seventeen hundreds. Right. It's

0:47:49.719 --> 0:47:52.680
<v Speaker 1>when you start saying things and applying them to the Constitution,

0:47:52.800 --> 0:47:55.680
<v Speaker 1>like I have my freedom and the Constitution and tell

0:47:55.680 --> 0:47:58.479
<v Speaker 1>you how much I weigh. I don't think UM, John

0:47:58.560 --> 0:48:01.560
<v Speaker 1>Hancock and Ben Franklin. We're thinking about you being four

0:48:01.960 --> 0:48:04.919
<v Speaker 1>pounds getting on a seven seven or seven thirty seven

0:48:05.200 --> 0:48:08.160
<v Speaker 1>like that. There's no there's no coral. Some things have

0:48:08.320 --> 0:48:11.480
<v Speaker 1>to be adapted to present day, to where you go.

0:48:11.800 --> 0:48:14.640
<v Speaker 1>I don't think they were talking about that freedom and

0:48:14.880 --> 0:48:18.360
<v Speaker 1>that privacy. I think they were talking about, like you know,

0:48:19.040 --> 0:48:22.080
<v Speaker 1>not having to let red coats stay in your house.

0:48:22.400 --> 0:48:24.880
<v Speaker 1>I think they're talking about some other things anyway. But

0:48:25.320 --> 0:48:27.480
<v Speaker 1>it's my freedom or not. But I don't want to

0:48:27.480 --> 0:48:30.840
<v Speaker 1>play in the crash my freedom. Um. Yeah, whether we

0:48:30.880 --> 0:48:32.680
<v Speaker 1>have a couple of pieces of sound and maybe we

0:48:32.680 --> 0:48:35.000
<v Speaker 1>should get oh, I have some some I love sound.

0:48:37.400 --> 0:48:40.080
<v Speaker 1>I have so okay, so one piece of sound was

0:48:40.200 --> 0:48:43.279
<v Speaker 1>perhaps the most requested piece of sound in the history

0:48:43.320 --> 0:48:48.120
<v Speaker 1>of this podcast. I heard myself. I had to get it. Okay.

0:48:48.440 --> 0:48:50.960
<v Speaker 1>So as as most of you know, I'm sure almost

0:48:51.040 --> 0:48:53.800
<v Speaker 1>all of you know, our boss, Elvis Duran was on

0:48:54.239 --> 0:48:57.600
<v Speaker 1>UM Law and Order s VU you played a dead

0:48:57.640 --> 0:49:01.560
<v Speaker 1>dead body. But the plot law of the episode was

0:49:01.680 --> 0:49:06.399
<v Speaker 1>three prostitutes were getting rich guys drunk or and high

0:49:06.440 --> 0:49:09.200
<v Speaker 1>on cocaine and then and then stealing their money from

0:49:09.239 --> 0:49:12.400
<v Speaker 1>their wallets, getting their bank account information and robbing them blind,

0:49:13.080 --> 0:49:16.560
<v Speaker 1>figuring because they were most likely married, they wouldn't report

0:49:16.640 --> 0:49:19.359
<v Speaker 1>it because they came up out of the room with hookers, right,

0:49:19.360 --> 0:49:21.239
<v Speaker 1>They're not gonna say that, So they were getting away

0:49:21.280 --> 0:49:25.560
<v Speaker 1>with it. Elvis's character died and another guy, another guy

0:49:25.640 --> 0:49:29.360
<v Speaker 1>died on the show, but before he died, the hookers

0:49:29.400 --> 0:49:31.520
<v Speaker 1>were trying to They were going through his um, his

0:49:31.640 --> 0:49:34.960
<v Speaker 1>wallet and everything. And a third hooker came in and uh,

0:49:35.200 --> 0:49:37.160
<v Speaker 1>but if you prefer lady of the evening, professional woman,

0:49:37.160 --> 0:49:39.520
<v Speaker 1>if you prefer uh, for those of you that are

0:49:39.520 --> 0:49:43.279
<v Speaker 1>offended by hooker, she came in and starts demanding a

0:49:43.360 --> 0:49:47.640
<v Speaker 1>certain bit of information from him, making a grammatical error

0:49:47.719 --> 0:49:50.160
<v Speaker 1>that we we've talked about a lot, and everybody blew

0:49:50.239 --> 0:49:52.080
<v Speaker 1>up the text messages the next day for the show

0:49:52.600 --> 0:49:55.479
<v Speaker 1>and on our social media. So here is the clip.

0:49:55.760 --> 0:49:58.600
<v Speaker 1>Not only is this she say it, but she screams it,

0:50:00.160 --> 0:50:05.280
<v Speaker 1>good boy, I need your pin number. Keep the party

0:50:05.320 --> 0:50:10.440
<v Speaker 1>going fine, the clippers look at the length of the clip.

0:50:11.040 --> 0:50:12.680
<v Speaker 1>I'm not I don't have a timer on this thing.

0:50:12.880 --> 0:50:15.959
<v Speaker 1>Let the thing ron I said. She screams it good,

0:50:18.400 --> 0:50:23.800
<v Speaker 1>I need your pin number, keep the party going going here,

0:50:25.120 --> 0:50:33.960
<v Speaker 1>So how about that pen. What's your pin number? Yeah,

0:50:34.000 --> 0:50:36.680
<v Speaker 1>she said it twice. The second time she said pin.

0:50:37.040 --> 0:50:39.880
<v Speaker 1>But the third number, what's your pat number? She started

0:50:39.880 --> 0:50:42.160
<v Speaker 1>with pin number, then she said pin and then pin number.

0:50:42.400 --> 0:50:44.320
<v Speaker 1>Can't find a hooker with good grammar? What are we

0:50:44.400 --> 0:50:47.160
<v Speaker 1>doing today? What happened to the good old days when

0:50:47.239 --> 0:50:50.759
<v Speaker 1>hooker spoke? Well? Damn it? And then we have this

0:50:50.880 --> 0:50:55.040
<v Speaker 1>COVID clip. Oh, the COVID clip. Okay, So if you

0:50:55.160 --> 0:50:58.319
<v Speaker 1>have an old person in your life, okay, we do, right.

0:50:58.760 --> 0:51:01.480
<v Speaker 1>You know that they don't understand some of them the

0:51:01.600 --> 0:51:04.680
<v Speaker 1>technology that you do. They might not if they're very

0:51:04.760 --> 0:51:07.120
<v Speaker 1>old and they're not feeling well. They might not know

0:51:07.640 --> 0:51:10.759
<v Speaker 1>really big words, and they might not know like a

0:51:10.880 --> 0:51:14.080
<v Speaker 1>sort of scientific words, and they might not like remember

0:51:14.200 --> 0:51:16.640
<v Speaker 1>them right. So I want you to keep that in mind. Also,

0:51:17.239 --> 0:51:19.759
<v Speaker 1>this woman is on the beach. She's jogging on the

0:51:19.800 --> 0:51:23.360
<v Speaker 1>beach with her headphones and out of nowhere, she calls

0:51:23.400 --> 0:51:26.879
<v Speaker 1>her aunt to see how she's doing. Her aunt right,

0:51:27.520 --> 0:51:29.279
<v Speaker 1>and the woman tells her she's sick. She's I have

0:51:29.440 --> 0:51:32.680
<v Speaker 1>COVID to the to the nice I want you to hear,

0:51:32.800 --> 0:51:34.279
<v Speaker 1>and you can stop the clip at that point because

0:51:34.280 --> 0:51:36.760
<v Speaker 1>it's early on I want you to hear what human

0:51:36.880 --> 0:51:40.839
<v Speaker 1>being reacts this way to finding out your aunts COVID.

0:51:40.920 --> 0:51:42.560
<v Speaker 1>So play the clip and stop it after the after

0:51:42.640 --> 0:51:46.560
<v Speaker 1>she responds, Hi, I wonder, how are you, honey? I

0:51:48.239 --> 0:51:57.960
<v Speaker 1>my lions and tigers and bears. Oh my god, this

0:51:58.200 --> 0:52:04.280
<v Speaker 1>this guy is to how are you, honey? I have COVIC?

0:52:05.000 --> 0:52:11.040
<v Speaker 1>Oh my? She sounds like the cleanest cut, most wholesome

0:52:11.120 --> 0:52:14.200
<v Speaker 1>young girl who does voiceover work, who does like cartoon

0:52:14.320 --> 0:52:17.480
<v Speaker 1>voiceover work, right, wouldn't you go? Oh no, Grandma, I'm

0:52:17.520 --> 0:52:20.960
<v Speaker 1>so sorry. Oh my, oh one more time, but litten

0:52:21.080 --> 0:52:23.839
<v Speaker 1>let her run through. Listen to what she tells the woman.

0:52:24.280 --> 0:52:26.920
<v Speaker 1>Listen to the woman say she's she's totally lost. The

0:52:26.960 --> 0:52:29.359
<v Speaker 1>woman has no fucking clue what she's talking about. Then

0:52:29.440 --> 0:52:32.600
<v Speaker 1>reminds her again, Grandma, remember what I said, Go make

0:52:32.640 --> 0:52:37.080
<v Speaker 1>some phone calls, and then she goes, Okay, how are you, honey?

0:52:37.960 --> 0:52:41.960
<v Speaker 1>I have COVIC? Oh my, I don't know what to do.

0:52:42.600 --> 0:52:47.160
<v Speaker 1>Did they tell you about monoclonal antibodies. It's a treatment

0:52:47.440 --> 0:52:50.320
<v Speaker 1>help keep you out of the hospital. Let's see. No,

0:52:50.600 --> 0:52:54.280
<v Speaker 1>I an't wanda your high risk. You have diabetes. COVID

0:52:54.320 --> 0:52:56.520
<v Speaker 1>can change fast and you could be in trouble. You

0:52:56.600 --> 0:52:58.160
<v Speaker 1>need to call your doctor now and see if you

0:52:58.200 --> 0:53:04.680
<v Speaker 1>can get mono clonal antibody. Had falling. Now, there's no

0:53:04.880 --> 0:53:07.239
<v Speaker 1>way grant Aunt Jenny whatever her name is, is gonna

0:53:07.280 --> 0:53:10.879
<v Speaker 1>remember to call they ask for monoclonal antibodies. She just said,

0:53:11.080 --> 0:53:17.840
<v Speaker 1>mana what. Yeah, that's some bad acting right there. He's like, Grandma,

0:53:18.160 --> 0:53:21.000
<v Speaker 1>you're you're a high risk. You have diabetes. By the way,

0:53:21.040 --> 0:53:22.800
<v Speaker 1>in case you didn't know, Aunt whatever her name is,

0:53:22.960 --> 0:53:25.080
<v Speaker 1>in case you didn't know you have diabetes. The woman

0:53:25.239 --> 0:53:28.120
<v Speaker 1>has to be reminded. She's like, your high risk. You

0:53:28.200 --> 0:53:31.279
<v Speaker 1>have bees that could change at any moment. Really, you

0:53:31.480 --> 0:53:33.799
<v Speaker 1>think that the person who told she had COVID didn't

0:53:33.840 --> 0:53:36.919
<v Speaker 1>explain this to already that she's high risk. The woman

0:53:37.080 --> 0:53:39.440
<v Speaker 1>is like seventy eight years old. She's in her kitchen

0:53:39.640 --> 0:53:41.719
<v Speaker 1>in a housecoat. You don't think when they said you,

0:53:41.840 --> 0:53:44.600
<v Speaker 1>excuse me, have COVID, they didn't tell her you have diabetes.

0:53:44.640 --> 0:53:47.200
<v Speaker 1>A high risk old nurse kid on the on the beach.

0:53:47.360 --> 0:53:49.759
<v Speaker 1>It's like, oh my god, you're in high risk. Ask

0:53:49.960 --> 0:53:59.960
<v Speaker 1>Graham ask for anti monicolai glutamate. A doctor, Mike need.

0:54:00.000 --> 0:54:02.480
<v Speaker 1>He has told me I have to ask for monocleosis.

0:54:03.560 --> 0:54:07.200
<v Speaker 1>I have to something about writing the monorail. I'm very sick.

0:54:08.000 --> 0:54:09.840
<v Speaker 1>I have to fight dr. I have to fight you

0:54:10.000 --> 0:54:16.520
<v Speaker 1>mano amano right away. Otherwise I'm a manarchy. Something about

0:54:16.520 --> 0:54:24.000
<v Speaker 1>anti disestablishment tarianism. Wow, wow, commercials, a train wreck, an atrocity,

0:54:25.000 --> 0:54:28.160
<v Speaker 1>mana what I can barely. I can't get to the

0:54:28.200 --> 0:54:32.040
<v Speaker 1>bathroom by myself. She's like, don't forget to call. I'll

0:54:32.120 --> 0:54:34.520
<v Speaker 1>do that right now. She didn't even write it down.

0:54:34.960 --> 0:54:37.959
<v Speaker 1>You know last week, don't you know Blay? I have mono.

0:54:38.080 --> 0:54:42.000
<v Speaker 1>You know Blay the basketball player? Holy sh it? Can

0:54:42.080 --> 0:54:43.680
<v Speaker 1>we play that one more time? Let me hear say

0:54:43.719 --> 0:54:51.680
<v Speaker 1>the thing? Hey, I wonder how are you, Henny? You

0:54:51.760 --> 0:54:55.239
<v Speaker 1>don't know what to do? Did they tell you about anybody?

0:54:56.040 --> 0:55:02.040
<v Speaker 1>You gotta ask for anotopia? Hey, hey, when you call

0:55:02.120 --> 0:55:04.960
<v Speaker 1>you you're calling me, by the way, for some reason. No,

0:55:05.400 --> 0:55:08.920
<v Speaker 1>you're calling you, okay, Hey, hey, when you get him

0:55:08.960 --> 0:55:13.480
<v Speaker 1>on the phone, asked the doctor for phenomena. I have

0:55:13.640 --> 0:55:23.000
<v Speaker 1>mona lias, I got modest Yahoo, Hey, tell him you

0:55:23.080 --> 0:55:29.360
<v Speaker 1>got montana montana sodium glutam tonight, I have who says, hey,

0:55:29.480 --> 0:55:33.239
<v Speaker 1>and how are you doing? I have COVID invited me

0:55:33.360 --> 0:55:37.200
<v Speaker 1>to Benjamin, that may be my favorite clip of all time.

0:55:37.320 --> 0:55:40.600
<v Speaker 1>I don't know that, Babs well, because you know, that's

0:55:40.640 --> 0:55:42.440
<v Speaker 1>what I was gonna talk about just now. I was

0:55:42.480 --> 0:55:45.480
<v Speaker 1>gonna call back on Katie Babs. I looked her up.

0:55:46.120 --> 0:55:50.239
<v Speaker 1>She's a smoke show you have the drop. Yes, she

0:55:50.400 --> 0:55:58.320
<v Speaker 1>just turns out radio spl satellite radio DJ Katie Bay

0:55:58.880 --> 0:56:01.920
<v Speaker 1>Katy Brabs. We don't making fun of her. She's actually

0:56:01.960 --> 0:56:03.560
<v Speaker 1>sort of a big deal in the rock world. And

0:56:03.680 --> 0:56:06.759
<v Speaker 1>she's a Canadian and she's all tatted up. Yeah, yeah,

0:56:06.800 --> 0:56:08.840
<v Speaker 1>your type. She's definitely your type. I could see you

0:56:08.880 --> 0:56:10.160
<v Speaker 1>on my type. But the thing is, now, I know

0:56:10.280 --> 0:56:13.600
<v Speaker 1>why you know she she has this gig because she

0:56:13.760 --> 0:56:17.520
<v Speaker 1>looks apart and acts apart, and she's I guess a

0:56:17.719 --> 0:56:22.960
<v Speaker 1>rock person in the Canadian world. I guess who's known

0:56:23.120 --> 0:56:27.839
<v Speaker 1>for metal and but but honestly, d's as a DJ.

0:56:28.000 --> 0:56:31.200
<v Speaker 1>She sucks. My name is Katy Babson. Thanks for hanging

0:56:34.480 --> 0:56:38.640
<v Speaker 1>Oh my what that's what she do? Played the two together? Alright?

0:56:38.719 --> 0:56:41.560
<v Speaker 1>You know how five Finger Death Punch are nominated for

0:56:41.800 --> 0:56:45.319
<v Speaker 1>Billboard Music Award for Rock Artists. I didn't know who

0:56:45.400 --> 0:56:47.960
<v Speaker 1>else was nominated, so I went and looked and This

0:56:48.200 --> 0:56:51.400
<v Speaker 1>makes little to no sense, but what do you expect

0:56:51.440 --> 0:56:54.719
<v Speaker 1>from music awards? The only other band that makes sense

0:56:54.760 --> 0:56:57.840
<v Speaker 1>in this category is a C d C. Otherwise you

0:56:57.920 --> 0:57:01.560
<v Speaker 1>have twenty one Pilots and Machine Gun Kelly. They are

0:57:01.719 --> 0:57:05.240
<v Speaker 1>not rock artists. People, Oh man, what are they thinking?

0:57:06.040 --> 0:57:08.680
<v Speaker 1>I pray that five figure Death Punch takes this one

0:57:08.760 --> 0:57:13.560
<v Speaker 1>home to show the real rockers were right now. My

0:57:13.640 --> 0:57:19.800
<v Speaker 1>name is Katie Babs, and everybody we should that we

0:57:19.840 --> 0:57:22.920
<v Speaker 1>should have a go. I'm Katie Babs. Oh my, so

0:57:23.080 --> 0:57:25.200
<v Speaker 1>we made we made fun of her, and I'm like,

0:57:25.320 --> 0:57:27.080
<v Speaker 1>after the show, I'm like, I gotta go look her

0:57:27.160 --> 0:57:30.800
<v Speaker 1>up and wow, whoof she is something else? She is

0:57:30.840 --> 0:57:33.160
<v Speaker 1>something else? Anyway, all right, we gotta take a quick

0:57:33.160 --> 0:57:36.760
<v Speaker 1>break here, um, but before we do, I would like

0:57:36.840 --> 0:57:38.480
<v Speaker 1>to know what I want to know what you had

0:57:38.520 --> 0:57:43.720
<v Speaker 1>for dinner there, Brody? Okay, So we had pizza up

0:57:43.760 --> 0:57:47.720
<v Speaker 1>at the radio station for our anniversary show, and so

0:57:48.600 --> 0:57:52.280
<v Speaker 1>I was gonna order with Slice tonight, specifically, you know,

0:57:52.320 --> 0:57:53.760
<v Speaker 1>I get a little Italian food. I was like, oh,

0:57:53.840 --> 0:57:57.000
<v Speaker 1>I get something for the podcast. Ye, And so I

0:57:57.120 --> 0:58:00.320
<v Speaker 1>hopped on on Slice and I'm looking at couple of

0:58:00.800 --> 0:58:03.720
<v Speaker 1>pizza places in my area and I go to one

0:58:03.760 --> 0:58:08.480
<v Speaker 1>of my favorites, Godfather, over by the Home Depot, and

0:58:08.840 --> 0:58:12.280
<v Speaker 1>I'm looking at the menu and I see so many

0:58:12.360 --> 0:58:15.400
<v Speaker 1>things that I wanted to try. That warrant pizza. I've

0:58:15.400 --> 0:58:18.360
<v Speaker 1>always had the pizza there. So for dinner tonight, I

0:58:18.520 --> 0:58:22.280
<v Speaker 1>got big clams. Got a dozen big clams for myself, alright,

0:58:22.320 --> 0:58:27.440
<v Speaker 1>little bread crumb on top lemon wonderful. I got spicy

0:58:27.520 --> 0:58:32.800
<v Speaker 1>sausage and peppers okay. I got grilled chicken caesar salad

0:58:33.120 --> 0:58:36.120
<v Speaker 1>for one of my kids. And the piece of resistance,

0:58:36.720 --> 0:58:40.760
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, it was flawless stuffed red pepper. Yeah,

0:58:41.600 --> 0:58:44.680
<v Speaker 1>you know, stuffed with meat and cheese and deliciousness. So

0:58:44.800 --> 0:58:47.520
<v Speaker 1>I got all these things. I earned more points towards

0:58:47.600 --> 0:58:51.120
<v Speaker 1>my free pizza on using Slice. I didn't have to

0:58:51.160 --> 0:58:53.560
<v Speaker 1>talk to them on the phone. I sat in my car,

0:58:53.720 --> 0:58:56.160
<v Speaker 1>dropped my daughter off in or after school activity, sat

0:58:56.160 --> 0:58:58.680
<v Speaker 1>in my car for a second. Open up the app. Boom, boom, boom.

0:58:58.840 --> 0:59:02.200
<v Speaker 1>I put in my no basil request right because I

0:59:02.240 --> 0:59:03.760
<v Speaker 1>saw in the picture there's a big lump of basil

0:59:03.840 --> 0:59:08.600
<v Speaker 1>like basil. No basil right. That was only only modifier,

0:59:08.680 --> 0:59:11.440
<v Speaker 1>but it was a space for it. I ordered it.

0:59:11.720 --> 0:59:13.840
<v Speaker 1>It said, what time will you be there? Boom myself.

0:59:13.840 --> 0:59:16.040
<v Speaker 1>I'll be there five thirty. Put in my NAV five

0:59:16.120 --> 0:59:18.320
<v Speaker 1>thirty I got their food was ready. It could not

0:59:18.400 --> 0:59:20.000
<v Speaker 1>have been easier. Thank you, or you can have to

0:59:20.040 --> 0:59:23.040
<v Speaker 1>come to you. Slice is the largest network of independent

0:59:23.080 --> 0:59:27.320
<v Speaker 1>pizzerias in the country, so they therefore the local pizza place.

0:59:27.600 --> 0:59:29.840
<v Speaker 1>So you could find a lot of local places that

0:59:29.880 --> 0:59:33.000
<v Speaker 1>you might not know about on Slice and have it

0:59:33.080 --> 0:59:35.840
<v Speaker 1>delivered to you by the Slice or by the pie,

0:59:36.080 --> 0:59:38.240
<v Speaker 1>or maybe you want some other things that that restaurant

0:59:38.600 --> 0:59:41.400
<v Speaker 1>cells and they've the best part of it is they're

0:59:41.440 --> 0:59:44.520
<v Speaker 1>helping these restaurants back on their feet, as a lot

0:59:44.560 --> 0:59:46.600
<v Speaker 1>of them are just you know, post pandemic, coming out

0:59:46.640 --> 0:59:49.640
<v Speaker 1>of like shock. Uh the you know, these other guys,

0:59:49.760 --> 0:59:53.200
<v Speaker 1>the other guys take up the thirty or of the order,

0:59:53.760 --> 0:59:57.480
<v Speaker 1>and then these the Slice people give back by taking

0:59:57.600 --> 1:00:00.880
<v Speaker 1>far less. They've saved local pizzerias to hundred fifty million

1:00:00.920 --> 1:00:03.960
<v Speaker 1>dollars in fees. That's why we love them so much.

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<v Speaker 1>And now for this week specifically, um, they're doing national

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<v Speaker 1>you know Friday is National Pizza Party Day. Did you

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<v Speaker 1>know this, Broty? Yes? I did? Uh, So why not

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<v Speaker 1>think about Slice when ordering for a pizza party of

1:00:20.920 --> 1:00:24.400
<v Speaker 1>your entire family. Maybe your friends celebrate that and are

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<v Speaker 1>on the twenty two of May, which is in a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of days here, I don't know when you're hearing

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<v Speaker 1>this podcast. Um, that's the anniversary of the first ever

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<v Speaker 1>bitcoin purchase. So to commemorate this occasion, Slice is giving

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<v Speaker 1>away one bitcoin worth of free pizza to their customers.

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<v Speaker 1>That is a value of four hundred thirty million dollars

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<v Speaker 1>in today's value. That's one bitcoin. So if you want

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<v Speaker 1>to get in on that and perhaps get the details

1:00:52.760 --> 1:00:57.320
<v Speaker 1>of what they're doing, go to at Slice on on Instagram, Twitter,

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<v Speaker 1>go to Slice life dot com. But even moreover, make

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<v Speaker 1>sure you earn your pizza points because eight slices and

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<v Speaker 1>you get a free pie and five dollars off your

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<v Speaker 1>first purchase right now. Yeah, if you use keyword Brooklyn. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you gotta use keyword Brooklyn and then you'll get five

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<v Speaker 1>dollars off your first purchase on either the Slice, either

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<v Speaker 1>the app version or on online slices like enjoy the

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<v Speaker 1>food and more importantly, as far as I'm as importantly,

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<v Speaker 1>enjoy the technology of Slice because it makes everything easier.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you Slice and Rody. What's your middle initial j

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<v Speaker 1>oh No, Sorry, that's a trick question what I think

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<v Speaker 1>because I don't really go by my I don't really

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<v Speaker 1>go to by by my middle name at all. But

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<v Speaker 1>my father is the middle initials. My my father is James,

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<v Speaker 1>so it's Anthony James Scary and we have the same name,

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<v Speaker 1>so I always think a J S a j S.

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<v Speaker 1>But is the P from No, No, that's my father. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean it comes from the P hole, but we're no, seriously,

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<v Speaker 1>it's Peter. I I I know where the P comes from.

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<v Speaker 1>Your Peter, I understand that. What's No, it's Peter. My

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<v Speaker 1>middle name is Peter. I thought you said your middle

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<v Speaker 1>name was No, my father was James, and I'm Peter.

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<v Speaker 1>My middle name is Peter. You thought I was born

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<v Speaker 1>without a middle name though, that was that name was

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<v Speaker 1>given to me at confirmation. Yeah, it's kind of a

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<v Speaker 1>fake middle name. It's not even real. I was born

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<v Speaker 1>on my birth certificate Anthony Scary. Done. But how who

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't give the kid a middle name? Rosann Antony Scary?

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<v Speaker 1>But my father has the middle name, Yeah, they chose

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<v Speaker 1>not to have one. From your mother has the middle name? Right?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it Marie. Uh doesn't have to be, isn't every time?

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<v Speaker 1>Woman's one of those Antonett, all right, I don't have

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<v Speaker 1>a middle name, but I got one of confirmation. It's

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<v Speaker 1>kind of like the fake middle name. I don't know, man.

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<v Speaker 1>The reason I ask is I have a middle name. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I have an initial. Do you know I don't even

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<v Speaker 1>know what your middle name is? All these years, You've

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<v Speaker 1>never asked, and then nor will I bring it up

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<v Speaker 1>because it's not important to the story. The point is

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<v Speaker 1>I've been getting mail lately that isn't That isn't my

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<v Speaker 1>middle name, That isn't my middle initial. So Ford keep

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<v Speaker 1>sending me mail is for a new car to David H. Brody.

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<v Speaker 1>My middle names that H. I don't know where the

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<v Speaker 1>H came from. My father's name wasn't H. I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I have no idea Geo Geico. I have insurance with

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<v Speaker 1>Geico for many, many, many many years. Every time they

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<v Speaker 1>send me mail, the outside label says David S. Brody,

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<v Speaker 1>and then when I open it, inside stuff is my name.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't get them to change my middle initial. They

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<v Speaker 1>say they're going to, and then they don't. I was

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<v Speaker 1>called Ford Marketing. I'm not David H. Brody, Oh terribly sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>We'll we'll change that for you. You know what they're doing.

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<v Speaker 1>They're doing the jerk off thing with their hand. You're like, oh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll change that for you. I don't Understan where the

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<v Speaker 1>letters are coming from. Now, get this, this is the

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<v Speaker 1>craziest one. You You guys know Spruce, our buddy. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I miss Spruce. Can we get him on the phone? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>So my bad. I had him waiting last week for

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<v Speaker 1>us to call him, and we didn't call him. So

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what he's doing right now. Uh, if

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<v Speaker 1>you want, I can text you his number. We can

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<v Speaker 1>try to call him right now. Do you want to

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<v Speaker 1>get him on? That's fine? Why don't you text him

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<v Speaker 1>to see if he's available to come on first and

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<v Speaker 1>we'll do some email in the meantime. All right, but

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<v Speaker 1>before but here's the part. Let me see. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>hold on my voice text on. Are you available to

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<v Speaker 1>go on the podcast? Right now? Okay? So, uh see

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<v Speaker 1>what he says. The reason I'm mentioning Spruce is that

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<v Speaker 1>I get junk mail to my main email address, not

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<v Speaker 1>my work email address, the one that you and I

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<v Speaker 1>use when we communicate. It's not even my junk email

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<v Speaker 1>where all my junk goes. It says, Hey, Spruce, would

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<v Speaker 1>you like to buy new windows. It's like it's one

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<v Speaker 1>of those conglomerates that sends you all kinds of things,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's the same company. Hey, Spruce, save on your

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<v Speaker 1>car insurance. Hey Spruce. I don't know why they think

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Spruce. I've never entered Spruce, And if it was

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<v Speaker 1>any other name on the planet, I would think it

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<v Speaker 1>was just an error. But the fact that I know

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<v Speaker 1>is Spruce, and they would never know. Computer would have

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<v Speaker 1>like generated Spruce. Somehow my email address is associated with Spruce.

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<v Speaker 1>So one of two things happened. Either I accidentally entered

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<v Speaker 1>his name on something or I ordered something for him.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you know what it was? Oh, I know what

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<v Speaker 1>it was now, something like it years ago, eight years ago,

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<v Speaker 1>I think. And I just just now I had an epiphany.

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<v Speaker 1>Grahama and Jenny, you haven't been epiphany, call your doctor.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my um. I ordered him a New Orleans Saints

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<v Speaker 1>Reggie Bush fathead big sticker off for the wall which

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<v Speaker 1>we put up in our office. We used to share

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<v Speaker 1>an office together, and that's the only thing I think

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<v Speaker 1>maybe is that I did to his attention, that fathead

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<v Speaker 1>sold my name to a mailing list and sold Spruce

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<v Speaker 1>as my email address. That's exactly what happened. That has

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<v Speaker 1>to be it. I just realized that it's the only

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<v Speaker 1>time that we would have crossed the stream, so to speak,

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<v Speaker 1>which is bad by the white cats and dogs living together. So,

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<v Speaker 1>uh yeah, so I keep getting mail for Spruce because

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<v Speaker 1>of fat head. Fuck you, fathead. Yeah that's all. He

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<v Speaker 1>hasn't texted me back yet. He's not the fastest texter backer.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh great, so we're gonna be waiting here a while.

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<v Speaker 1>He's a medium. There's some people in my life. They

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<v Speaker 1>take like three hours, and I'll go, I don't really

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<v Speaker 1>like texting. You're holding the damn phone. Your phone vibrated,

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<v Speaker 1>saw the text message? What were you doing? I don't

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<v Speaker 1>understand people like they think that text messaging is like, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>like snail mail mail. I'm a letter in a day too.

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<v Speaker 1>No no, no, no, you're text me back immediately or

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<v Speaker 1>thein like twenty minutes. Try unless you forget. If you forget,

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<v Speaker 1>to get it. But if you're consistent, they're they're scared.

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<v Speaker 1>There must be people in your life that just don't

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<v Speaker 1>take back for like an hour two hours. By that point,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like, it's the point's mood. By the way, the

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<v Speaker 1>point is not mute, it's mood. Correct. I want to

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<v Speaker 1>call out some local sportscasters. Yeah, when you say that

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<v Speaker 1>that you did something that was for no reason, right,

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<v Speaker 1>it was all for what he wasted his time. It

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<v Speaker 1>was all for right. Guy on the sports radio here

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<v Speaker 1>in New York said not three or four times, it's

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<v Speaker 1>all for not like garlic, not like garlic, knots yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>like nt. But yeah, it could have been it's all

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<v Speaker 1>for not because I guess not as a negative word.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like he was like I was twoday years

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<v Speaker 1>old when I learned it's not, yeah, it's not all

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<v Speaker 1>for not. So that that was that. I wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>yell at the at the radio like I'm lying now

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<v Speaker 1>I I I yelled at the radio. I did. Someone

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<v Speaker 1>Christian Rosalis wrote to us, Uh, he was at a

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<v Speaker 1>pizzeria in Hakas in Delaware, at the home of pizza.

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<v Speaker 1>The sign said garlic nuts and uts. No they're nuts.

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<v Speaker 1>They don't make garlic nuts like nuts. And that is

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<v Speaker 1>the pizzeria. UH called h. I wish he didn't give

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<v Speaker 1>the name. Oh well, oh well, anyway. By the way,

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<v Speaker 1>Christian Rosalis often sends us that's at Fonsie with two ease. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he sends us grammar police stuff all the time. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess we do a couple little email while we're

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<v Speaker 1>waiting for Spruce to get back to us. Yeah, little

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<v Speaker 1>something something something something that sounds like it's mail time. Welcome,

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<v Speaker 1>You've got mail and you could always email us at

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<v Speaker 1>the Brooklyn Boys podcast at gmail dot com. Some of

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<v Speaker 1>you have home of the world's oldest email stager. That

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<v Speaker 1>is correct. This is from Blues Crew from the Blue

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<v Speaker 1>Cruise Cruise. I'm not gonna make a bad joke there.

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<v Speaker 1>I will just pick it up. Uh. So sometimes people

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<v Speaker 1>choose to slide into our d M s uh Like

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<v Speaker 1>at DJ Bryant, did I read this one last week? Brodie?

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<v Speaker 1>Because if not, if I did well, it bears repeating. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>you read a DJ one about the pool? What up?

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<v Speaker 1>My what up? My brother's last two episodes were amazing,

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<v Speaker 1>But Brodie Scary should be in that pool, man Scary.

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<v Speaker 1>If I had a pool, you would be invited. I

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<v Speaker 1>do have awesome parties in my backyard. That You're more

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<v Speaker 1>than welcome to come into fire Pits. DJ. That's me drinks,

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<v Speaker 1>food bottle service, v I p Area. Okay, two of

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<v Speaker 1>those are lies anyway, Love you guys. Feel like I'm

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<v Speaker 1>listening to family when I listened to the podcast. Here's

1:09:45.160 --> 1:09:47.800
<v Speaker 1>a pick for you and BRORI to talk. You guys

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<v Speaker 1>talk about this ship all the time. Uh. And that

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<v Speaker 1>is the I s O a poker dealer and bartender

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<v Speaker 1>for birthday party five nine. Um, I don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>that is. It's a screenshot of an Instagram and post.

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<v Speaker 1>Do we talk about that or is it? Okay, we

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<v Speaker 1>talked about it anyway. I'm fucking dying right now. Uh

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<v Speaker 1>l m ao. The picture was in reference. Oh, this

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<v Speaker 1>was a picture we sent and we had no clue

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<v Speaker 1>we actually mentioned this. So this is the follow up

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<v Speaker 1>and we mentioned it. He says, I'm dying right now

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<v Speaker 1>because the picture was in reference to the comment. I

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<v Speaker 1>guess you can't see it, but someone was looking for

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<v Speaker 1>a bartender and a poker dealer and the first comment

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<v Speaker 1>was I don't know a bartender or poker dealer, but no,

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<v Speaker 1>Ah band, what the funk? Not the same? Okay? So Brodie,

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<v Speaker 1>just to clear the air here. We read this last

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<v Speaker 1>week and and then we mentioned it on the podcast,

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<v Speaker 1>and he didn't understand. We didn't understand what it was.

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<v Speaker 1>We glossed over it, but it clearly says I have

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<v Speaker 1>an awesome horn band if you're interested making a real party,

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<v Speaker 1>which has nothing to do with the post where they're

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<v Speaker 1>looking for a poker dealer, Like, why you off bring

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<v Speaker 1>me a fucking horn band? This bro, you do this

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<v Speaker 1>ship all the time when you do listings. Yeah, well,

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<v Speaker 1>well here's another one. So we got sent this, Uh

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<v Speaker 1>I hate to get out by Vicky Jenks. She had

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<v Speaker 1>a Facebook post she saw somebody said, any update on

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<v Speaker 1>when Porkos is opening? Back up, Porkos sounds like a

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<v Speaker 1>fun place. I had read mid May at some point,

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<v Speaker 1>but curious if anyone has better intel, And this guy

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<v Speaker 1>wrote back, They're supposed to open mid May. That's what

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<v Speaker 1>the guy said, because I heard mid May. Anyone else

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<v Speaker 1>have a better idea? The guy back up mid May?

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<v Speaker 1>You know? Okay, we got that, We got that all right, UM,

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<v Speaker 1>be helpful. Many Breyer uh said, Hey, guys, I'm a

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<v Speaker 1>longtime fan of the Big Show and a huge fan

1:11:45.080 --> 1:11:47.120
<v Speaker 1>of you guys. I'm working on real listening to the

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<v Speaker 1>podcast from the beginning. Anyway, I worked for a small

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<v Speaker 1>manufacturing plant and order a lot of the materials. Here.

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<v Speaker 1>The twelve year old in me had to send you

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<v Speaker 1>this picture of the pipe cleaners we use. The company's

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<v Speaker 1>name is B J. Long and they make pipe cleaners.

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<v Speaker 1>They pipe cleaners are great, but one has to wonder

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<v Speaker 1>if they did this on purpose. Look at this. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a well you can't see it, but it literally is

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<v Speaker 1>called B J. Long pipe Cleaners. That's gonna be a joke.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. It's a really it's a real thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Um oh our har haas so Hall says, here's another one.

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<v Speaker 1>Um he wrote a five star. He or she wrote

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<v Speaker 1>a five So how has wrote a five star review

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<v Speaker 1>for us on Apple Podcasts, saying Brodie's rants will have

1:12:39.200 --> 1:12:41.880
<v Speaker 1>you laughing until you cry. Scary seems like such a

1:12:41.920 --> 1:12:44.240
<v Speaker 1>cool guy to hang out with, So do you Brodie?

1:12:44.439 --> 1:12:47.320
<v Speaker 1>Their chemistry is awesome. It's a podcast match made in heaven.

1:12:47.520 --> 1:12:50.800
<v Speaker 1>I listened to these guys driving, working, cooking, and anytime

1:12:51.000 --> 1:12:54.519
<v Speaker 1>else I can, and he's been a blessing to my ears.

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<v Speaker 1>See what he wrote can be misconstrued. He he said,

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<v Speaker 1>readA wastes. I listened to them. I listened to these

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<v Speaker 1>guys driving cooking, So it sounds like what he said

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<v Speaker 1>was he listens to us driving, working and cooking. He

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<v Speaker 1>didn't say he listens to us while he's doing those things.

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<v Speaker 1>So is he listening to us while we're working and driving.

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<v Speaker 1>That's kind of weird. I don't know. Well, Rebecca Chan wrote,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm super behind on the podcast Maya Culpa, but I

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<v Speaker 1>just heard you read my emails. I love is super behind.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, just say I heard you read my

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<v Speaker 1>episode one sixty six on episode and he says, you

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<v Speaker 1>read my email. Thank you for taking the time to

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<v Speaker 1>read us and provide some sound advice. I called the

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<v Speaker 1>corporate office of the corporate office Expedia and received a

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<v Speaker 1>refund for the difference between the current rate versus last

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<v Speaker 1>year's rate. Yes, I didn't get free dessert, but at

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<v Speaker 1>least we didn't have to pay extra. It took two hours,

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<v Speaker 1>but the buzzwords I used were were worked so worth it.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you for the cs W and Scary and Rebecca,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you Rebecca. So Rebecca heard the advice we gave

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<v Speaker 1>over this podcast in episode one, called and got results

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<v Speaker 1>and that's what I love to hear. Yeah, anything we

1:14:06.600 --> 1:14:08.400
<v Speaker 1>can do to hell. This is the email of the week,

1:14:08.479 --> 1:14:10.599
<v Speaker 1>and then you could read some stuff. This is from

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<v Speaker 1>Agnes Lindau. You Agnes not you know. I saw this

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<v Speaker 1>and I thought of you guys. I don't know if

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<v Speaker 1>this is real or not. If you guys could google

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<v Speaker 1>this on the walls of Cologne's City Hall, hidden under

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<v Speaker 1>a large, larger statue of Archbishop Conrad von Hawkstaden. Is

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<v Speaker 1>it carving showing a man giving oral sex to himself.

1:14:37.200 --> 1:14:41.680
<v Speaker 1>It dates to around the year fourteen ten, and no

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<v Speaker 1>one really knows why it's there. And Brody, you can't

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<v Speaker 1>make this up. Brodie, gotta see this. I'm texting it

1:14:47.760 --> 1:14:49.200
<v Speaker 1>to you right now. You've got to see this, like

1:14:49.400 --> 1:14:52.600
<v Speaker 1>right now. This is a statue and a sculpture and

1:14:52.680 --> 1:14:55.680
<v Speaker 1>the guy has his pants pulled down. Message of the

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<v Speaker 1>large black man who's name No no no no no

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<v Speaker 1>no no no no no no no no no. Hold on, Brodie,

1:15:00.400 --> 1:15:04.600
<v Speaker 1>this is an actual sculpture. Guys, I understand this. Google this.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you sure that's what he's supposed to be doing?

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<v Speaker 1>Look at it. The guy's got the guy is understand

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<v Speaker 1>hands or down, No understand how it works. It's a

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<v Speaker 1>sculptures and you see his head upside down and he's

1:15:17.600 --> 1:15:22.519
<v Speaker 1>tea bagging himself. Alright, hold on and spreading his ass cheeks.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm looking at it and it's it's it's a it's

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<v Speaker 1>a sculpture. Its stone. It's a stone. Who does that? No,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean you did it? But they said, no, this

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<v Speaker 1>can't be right. Is this real or is a hoax?

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<v Speaker 1>If this is real or not? No, no, Conrad, but

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<v Speaker 1>this has got to be a no, no, it can't

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<v Speaker 1>be cannot be Does this exist somewhere? I can't be real.

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<v Speaker 1>It can't be real. Alright, Well, we're gonna have to go.

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<v Speaker 1>That's just nasty. It's made of stone. Someone took the

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<v Speaker 1>time to chisel this thing out and make We're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>google this by the time you hear this, so we're good.

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<v Speaker 1>We have We're gonna find out if this is real

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<v Speaker 1>or not. If it is real, I gotta I gotta

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<v Speaker 1>be like, well, why is no one talking about thath?

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<v Speaker 1>My god? All right, let me let read some stuff

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<v Speaker 1>I have. This was posted in my high school Facebook page,

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<v Speaker 1>uh from a graduating class that was not my graduating class.

1:16:23.600 --> 1:16:26.000
<v Speaker 1>Thank god. The guy wrote, Hey, class of blah blah

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<v Speaker 1>blah year. Hope everyone are doing fantastic. Mhm. He graduated

1:16:32.120 --> 1:16:35.920
<v Speaker 1>like thirty years ago. He still hadn't learned that phrase. Um,

1:16:36.280 --> 1:16:38.599
<v Speaker 1>have you ever heard this expression? I took a screenshot

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<v Speaker 1>on television. Mets relieve hitting coach and assisted hitting coach

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<v Speaker 1>of their duties. They relieved of their duties. And that's

1:16:46.880 --> 1:16:49.800
<v Speaker 1>a nice way of saying we fired dress. Let's just

1:16:49.920 --> 1:16:52.080
<v Speaker 1>say it. They were fired. They don't get to do

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<v Speaker 1>the job they like anymore. Um, let's see. Oh, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>talk about the float later. Let me see my husband. No,

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<v Speaker 1>not that one him. Oh this is good. Alan Alan

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<v Speaker 1>oh nine nine a regular tweeter of ours. He also

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<v Speaker 1>had a problem with America, says the game show where

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<v Speaker 1>they put up letters and to fill in the letter,

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<v Speaker 1>to fill in the blank. So remember they did h

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<v Speaker 1>a t M and the blank was blank machine and

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<v Speaker 1>it was at a t M. So this one was

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<v Speaker 1>the last thing I cracked was a blank and one

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<v Speaker 1>of them was egg. You can't say egg. This is

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<v Speaker 1>the worst show on television. I can't allow. The fact

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<v Speaker 1>checkers and the spell checkers and the grammar people wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>have been that a slash and like so that you

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<v Speaker 1>know it could be either egg egg um okay. Heather

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<v Speaker 1>Gonzalez in response to the Frankensense and mirror situation. I

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<v Speaker 1>called her out on this. She said, Uh, I tried

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<v Speaker 1>to let this slide, but I just can't let it

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<v Speaker 1>go unless I say it's scary. How do you not

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<v Speaker 1>know what frankinsense and mirr is. I thought you were

1:17:58.360 --> 1:18:00.839
<v Speaker 1>Catholic l O L. They talked about at every Christmas

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<v Speaker 1>or when you talk about the Three Wise men. And

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<v Speaker 1>she put a picture up. Uh, she attached a picture

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<v Speaker 1>and it said I come bearing Frankensens and mir Murray's

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<v Speaker 1>spelled m y r r H. However in the tweets

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<v Speaker 1>she spelled at m e R So I find that

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<v Speaker 1>to be what I speaking of ironic. The home depot

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<v Speaker 1>near me is on a lot of home depots are

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<v Speaker 1>doing this. If you've been more than one home depot,

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<v Speaker 1>you know they're not all built the same. Not all

1:18:28.040 --> 1:18:29.880
<v Speaker 1>the things are all located in the same place. You

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<v Speaker 1>look walking around going I know in my home depot,

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<v Speaker 1>the electrical stuff is here. In this home depot, it's

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<v Speaker 1>all the way in the back. I'm lost. So they're

1:18:37.240 --> 1:18:39.800
<v Speaker 1>trying to make the stores more uniform, and so they

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<v Speaker 1>are ripping apart my home depot and moving everything around,

1:18:44.360 --> 1:18:47.080
<v Speaker 1>which is a nightmare. But there's a giant display when

1:18:47.120 --> 1:18:50.720
<v Speaker 1>you first walk in. It's a Samsung display and it's

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<v Speaker 1>an oven. And then over it it says Samsung and

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<v Speaker 1>it's a wooden display and it looks like like a

1:18:56.640 --> 1:19:00.760
<v Speaker 1>fake wooden kitchen, and as a microwave uh installed over

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<v Speaker 1>the oven, and I may post this on my Instagram.

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<v Speaker 1>The microwave is at like a It looks like the

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<v Speaker 1>right side is pointing towards two o'clock and the left

1:19:11.760 --> 1:19:15.120
<v Speaker 1>sides point towards UH, nine o'clock. In other words, it

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, like ten o'clock. It's slanted badly. I'm thinking

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<v Speaker 1>if Home Depot can stall a microwave straight in their display,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe I shouldn't trust them to install my microwave. Am

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<v Speaker 1>I wrong? No? You're not? Okay? UM one more email

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<v Speaker 1>and then uh. This was sent to me by a

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<v Speaker 1>Grammar police by Brian Cotter or Coda ko E T

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<v Speaker 1>t R. On the gas pump. It said due to

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<v Speaker 1>the fuel pipeline closed and fuel supplies slowing down, Limit

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<v Speaker 1>thirty dollars gas. They spelled due d O. That's not good.

1:19:48.960 --> 1:19:51.040
<v Speaker 1>Another person. I'll tell you who it was. In a second,

1:19:52.479 --> 1:19:56.600
<v Speaker 1>Reggie at Snoop Pettypog sent me this sign and it

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<v Speaker 1>says on the back of the soda machine. Sorry, no

1:19:59.400 --> 1:20:05.160
<v Speaker 1>milkshakes At the moment, we apologists for the unconvinced machine

1:20:05.640 --> 1:20:10.840
<v Speaker 1>down for maintains. Oh my goodness, they tried. They tried English,

1:20:10.920 --> 1:20:13.880
<v Speaker 1>not their first language, not their first language. Shout out

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<v Speaker 1>to Amish made his first purchase at the Brooklyn Boys store.

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<v Speaker 1>As admitted to me today, he listens to every episode

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<v Speaker 1>four times. Now, some of you might be saying, well,

1:20:24.760 --> 1:20:27.680
<v Speaker 1>that's I listened to more than that, But every time

1:20:27.720 --> 1:20:30.439
<v Speaker 1>you listen to fur episodes, So bravo, Amish. I got

1:20:30.560 --> 1:20:33.000
<v Speaker 1>sent this. Oh I'm so sorry. I don't have a

1:20:33.280 --> 1:20:35.680
<v Speaker 1>remember who sent it, but thank you. It was UM

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<v Speaker 1>Channel thirteen w r E x uh in uh wherever

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<v Speaker 1>this is located in the country. Breaking news. Up to

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<v Speaker 1>sixteen hunchine employees at the Belvedere assembly plant could be

1:20:48.439 --> 1:20:53.479
<v Speaker 1>laid come late July. Yeah, I saw that. I think

1:20:53.520 --> 1:20:57.719
<v Speaker 1>they mean laid off. But okay, now, Terrence King Jr.

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<v Speaker 1>Wrote to us on our Facebook fan page, which you

1:21:00.320 --> 1:21:03.240
<v Speaker 1>can see at the Brooklyn Boys. Uh, not exactly a

1:21:03.280 --> 1:21:04.920
<v Speaker 1>lot going on there these days, but we gotta we

1:21:04.960 --> 1:21:07.280
<v Speaker 1>got we gotta up our game. Um So I'm listening

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<v Speaker 1>to the newest episode and one of the one of

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<v Speaker 1>the funniest things that happened that I know you didn't

1:21:12.080 --> 1:21:15.880
<v Speaker 1>even know happened and it wasn't good, is when you

1:21:16.000 --> 1:21:21.160
<v Speaker 1>guys were setting up to complain about Coals Brodie, then

1:21:21.600 --> 1:21:25.640
<v Speaker 1>you cut two commercials, and the very first commercials I

1:21:25.760 --> 1:21:29.960
<v Speaker 1>almost pissed my pants laughing. Keep up the great podcasts.

1:21:32.280 --> 1:21:35.080
<v Speaker 1>There is a big difference in pushing the podcast to

1:21:35.160 --> 1:21:37.960
<v Speaker 1>another day at the last minute compared to letting someone

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<v Speaker 1>know what will be done in a different day a

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<v Speaker 1>week before Slice for Life t J. King h alright,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, that's your opinion. One man's opinion. And all right,

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<v Speaker 1>so what do we got because we were about to

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<v Speaker 1>we're we're short on time. Oh well that that that

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<v Speaker 1>changes everything. We did get carried away with that soundclip

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<v Speaker 1>we did that was that was that but worth it.

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<v Speaker 1>But if I said something was coming up and I

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<v Speaker 1>don't do it, then people didn't get mad at me.

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<v Speaker 1>And I don't want to not do it, um so so, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, let me let me slip in the taco

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<v Speaker 1>bell situation that I had, And I want to talk

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<v Speaker 1>about my my intern, one of our former interns, Ali Um.

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<v Speaker 1>We had a couple of interns name Ali, but this

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<v Speaker 1>is particularly was a video intern who I liked very much.

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<v Speaker 1>He was a very good intern. And I was looking

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<v Speaker 1>for Ali Gold real quick, I put it. I was

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<v Speaker 1>wanting to d M her about something, and so I

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<v Speaker 1>started typing Ali in the search window, and Ali, my

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<v Speaker 1>interns name, popped up, probably because a lot of people

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<v Speaker 1>follow her and she follows me, and I noticed I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not following her, So I said, oh god, I wonder

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<v Speaker 1>how she's doing. So I followed her and I sent

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<v Speaker 1>her a d M and I said, hey, good morning.

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<v Speaker 1>I was looking for another alley in my following in

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<v Speaker 1>my follows list, uh, and I saw you follow me, Um,

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<v Speaker 1>but I don't follow you back. How are you? She

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<v Speaker 1>wrote back, Hey, Brodie, great to hear from you. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>doing well, actually listening to a replay of Today's morning

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<v Speaker 1>show right now while I eat lunch. I'm not sure

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<v Speaker 1>if you remember me, but I in turned for you

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<v Speaker 1>back in ten during my senior year of college, and

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<v Speaker 1>it goes on to say all this stuff. Well, m

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<v Speaker 1>I followed you back. I commented that I noticed that

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<v Speaker 1>you weren't following me. Um, she still didn't follow you. No, no,

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<v Speaker 1>she says, hey, Brodie, great to hear from you, blah

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<v Speaker 1>blah blah. Just I'm not sure you remember me. But

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<v Speaker 1>I in turn for you back in a second. How

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<v Speaker 1>would you? How would you not remember her? You actually

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<v Speaker 1>went through a hiring process, shed apply for it. She

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<v Speaker 1>was there every day, you were her manager, Like, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think there's but when you're missing the point. I

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<v Speaker 1>just deemed her that I noticed I wasn't following her, like,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't say, like right, so you obviously she was

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<v Speaker 1>on you. She was on your radar. Right, of course

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<v Speaker 1>I remember her. That's why I'm d m ng her. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So anyway, I told I was gonna call it out.

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<v Speaker 1>She said absolutely. I'm a big fan of the Brooklyn

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<v Speaker 1>Boys podcast. She though she doesn't follow me on, and

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<v Speaker 1>she does she does. I checked. Then she follows team

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<v Speaker 1>team follow back. I gotta follow her back now I

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<v Speaker 1>think you do. I'll tell you I'll name later. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>she said, please, you go ahead, and I feel so silly.

1:24:12.560 --> 1:24:14.880
<v Speaker 1>Definitely bring it up, and I was like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>of course I remember you. Of course I remember all

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<v Speaker 1>my interns. Anyway, a lot of our interns put up

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<v Speaker 1>really nice things for anniversary. Yeah, we've been celebrating twenty

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<v Speaker 1>five years of Elvis Duran and the Morning Show. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So let me tell you what happened to Taco Bell.

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<v Speaker 1>If I teased anything else earlier, I apologize. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>you got to get out of the hot habit of

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<v Speaker 1>teasing things. If you notice, I don't tease anything. I

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<v Speaker 1>just bring out excited. I was gonna tell you, but

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<v Speaker 1>you know what, I got a good one for next week.

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<v Speaker 1>Also on Pad, I got hold on. But let me

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<v Speaker 1>tell what happened to Taco Bell. Just very frustrating. I

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<v Speaker 1>love Taco Bell, even though the app keeps forgetting my favorites. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So I went to Taco Bell of Thursday, maybe last

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<v Speaker 1>week Thursday, think Thursday, and uh, they were advertising some

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<v Speaker 1>new menu item, the potato burrito or something, I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>some new concoction of the same ingredients they already have

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<v Speaker 1>but in a different combination. Okay, And it was like

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<v Speaker 1>it was like a cardboard frame over the fast food

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<v Speaker 1>pick up screen. When you order into the microphone that

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<v Speaker 1>your order comes up on the on the screen. So

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<v Speaker 1>I placed my order on order on the app. I

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<v Speaker 1>get there and I say, uh, picking up a mobile

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<v Speaker 1>order for David. I think it's yeah, And so he goes,

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<v Speaker 1>there's everything on the screen. Okay. So I said, well,

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<v Speaker 1>there's an advertisement blocking the screen. I can't see it.

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<v Speaker 1>And like a robot, he says, ah, sir, is everything

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<v Speaker 1>on the screen okay? I said, there's an advertisement blocking

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<v Speaker 1>the screen. He goes, okay, just look at the screen.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me know if everything's okay, sir. I said, that's

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<v Speaker 1>the third time. I'm gonna tell you, sir, your cardboard

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<v Speaker 1>potato burrito sign is blocking the screen. I can't see

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<v Speaker 1>the screen. Can you read my order to me? He says, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I can read it to you, but it just look

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<v Speaker 1>at the screen. Is a mat what you ordered? So

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<v Speaker 1>I said, I'm gonna drive up. I drove up and

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<v Speaker 1>I saw the guy and I gave him. I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>I waited. I got my food. He was twice your size.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh he was, but because he works there and I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't size, So I took my food. I said. So,

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<v Speaker 1>I said, look sir. I'm sorry for the confusion earlier,

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<v Speaker 1>but maybe it's more understandable in person. Your potato burrito

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<v Speaker 1>cardboard sign is hanging over your screen. It's not read.

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<v Speaker 1>May want to correct that, right, But he was so

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<v Speaker 1>programmed to say read the screen because he didn't care

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<v Speaker 1>what I said. No, he's reading a script. He's programmed.

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<v Speaker 1>He's a robot. Come on, what do you expect from

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<v Speaker 1>these jobs? Okay, here's the part of these kids. I

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<v Speaker 1>left something on days. Get off my lorn. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>want to apologize. I did skip the funniest part of

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<v Speaker 1>the story. When I pull around to the drive through.

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<v Speaker 1>You know when you pull around sometimes you're the third

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<v Speaker 1>car on the I'm the car. I'm the guy that

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<v Speaker 1>just had that interaction with him. I pull up to

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<v Speaker 1>the window maybe three seconds later. After that instant interaction

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<v Speaker 1>just happens. He says, Hi, can I help you? What

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<v Speaker 1>What did you order? I said, I'm I'm picking up

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<v Speaker 1>the way. It was just me there. We just had

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<v Speaker 1>all conversation the mobile order for David. All right, he

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<v Speaker 1>forgot my order and who he was talking to within

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<v Speaker 1>three seconds and turned the corner. He's like, I can

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<v Speaker 1>help you what was your order that that's there was

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<v Speaker 1>a cardboard thing over his face because he was not paying.

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<v Speaker 1>I think he was made of cardboard. I think he

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<v Speaker 1>was smoking a little bit of something maybe before his

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<v Speaker 1>shift could be it's they could probably smoke on the

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<v Speaker 1>job and get away with it. Yeah, you know what

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<v Speaker 1>the CDC said. It's okay, It's okay, c d C says,

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<v Speaker 1>So that's gonna be my cd cd CDs nuts. That's

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<v Speaker 1>all the way. I have a couple of people that

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<v Speaker 1>I know and uh their Facebook friends and for for

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<v Speaker 1>I would say for like six months they've been screen

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<v Speaker 1>and the CDC they don't know anything. They don't know

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<v Speaker 1>about masks. I'm not listening to the CDC. They don't

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<v Speaker 1>know ship right. It sounds like minute the minute the

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<v Speaker 1>CDC announced that we didn't need masks because we have

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<v Speaker 1>enough vaccine. People, they're like, the CDC is awesome. Times

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<v Speaker 1>the science they say we don't need masks, they're brilliant.

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta get a shirt. I'm gonna get a shirt.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna wear it. It's gonna say the CDC. Because

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<v Speaker 1>the CDC says so. And if somebody dares looks at me,

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<v Speaker 1>because I don't have a fucking mask on because you're

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<v Speaker 1>ugly not and they'll be like, I'm gonna point to

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<v Speaker 1>my shirt. CDC says, so follow the science, bitches. Yeah,

1:28:37.280 --> 1:28:39.679
<v Speaker 1>but they you know what, people more people who don't

1:28:39.720 --> 1:28:42.120
<v Speaker 1>have vaccines. We're gonna buy those shirts, don't matter. You

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<v Speaker 1>know what, I trust the vaccine is gonna protect me

1:28:45.479 --> 1:28:47.760
<v Speaker 1>from the people that didn't get the vaccine. That's how

1:28:47.840 --> 1:28:50.519
<v Speaker 1>I look at it. I trust this vaccine so much

1:28:51.040 --> 1:28:53.360
<v Speaker 1>that I know that I am fully protected and watched it,

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<v Speaker 1>watched this segway. By the way, wordy for the segway.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I trust? Does I trust Slice? It's

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<v Speaker 1>as we get out of here, I remind you, say

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<v Speaker 1>five dollars on your first purchase with with Slice use

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<v Speaker 1>Keyward Brooklyn. They this way, they we know that, they

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<v Speaker 1>know that we told you rack up that we arranged it.

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<v Speaker 1>Rack up the pizza points or in your free pie

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<v Speaker 1>um And it's a win National Bitcoin Pizza Day and

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<v Speaker 1>a National Pizza Party Day, which is Friday. Just remember

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<v Speaker 1>your supporting local businesses. It's a win win for the

1:29:25.360 --> 1:29:29.200
<v Speaker 1>local guy. And that's what the local guy, especially if

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<v Speaker 1>you're going to Lenny's Pizza St. That's our fans. Donte

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<v Speaker 1>Volta went there in Brooklyn Boys, bron Boys,