Speaker 1: This what Hello? Hello, this place is a shithole. Welcome,
Speaker 1: Welcome to Serial Killers. It's Monday, May sixteenth, will be on.
Speaker 1: We're on, Yeah, we're on. You don't want to say that, dude,
Speaker 1: Why it's monday. I just called it a shithole. It's okay.
Speaker 1: It's okay. You can say it or about It's fine.
Speaker 1: Welcome to Serial Killers, Andy, if you can get the
Speaker 1: opening ready, So let's I know one that he would like.
Speaker 1: I think which one? The blue one? This one? Oh,
Speaker 1: you're dope, No, that's that's not it. I don't know
Speaker 1: what things are, Andrew. It's the open. No, it's the open.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, are you flustered? Oh that's it right there?
Speaker 2: Podcast?
Speaker 1: Who's saying that Birdie had some some guy? Should we
Speaker 1: just start over?
Speaker 2: No, it's always this hectic and chaotic.
Speaker 1: Anyway, Welcome to Serial Killers. I'm got to be and
Speaker 1: I'm Andrew and Elvis is here. Yay, hi everyone, this
Speaker 1: is my favorite podcast. I'm so excited that you decided
Speaker 1: to show up. Well, I'm glad to be here. I've
Speaker 1: always wanted to be a part of Cereal Kill. Well
Speaker 1: the last I have a very important meeting coming up.
Speaker 1: The last time you hear were here was January of
Speaker 1: twenty twenty. You remember that. No, no, well you ate
Speaker 1: you ate this cereal. We still have the same cereal. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we still have the same box. It's somewhat rancid by now.
Speaker 1: It's the chocolate vanilla strawberry Trader Joe Sera. You can
Speaker 1: try it again if you'd like. No, e, you throw
Speaker 1: it away? All right? So what do I have? I
Speaker 1: want a new cereal? Okay, this is what you're here for.
Speaker 1: So this cereal was sent to us by the company. Okay,
Speaker 1: and as soon as I saw it, I was like,
Speaker 1: Elvis has to try this. It's a new variety of
Speaker 1: what can I tell you? Poop like a champion? I
Speaker 1: love it. Now I tried your poop like a champion.
Speaker 1: Next time I didn't poop. You didn't, well, not like
Speaker 1: a champion. Well I don't know. So what makes it
Speaker 1: poop like a champion? It's full of fire. Now these
Speaker 1: are very expensive cereals, Yes they are. Yeah, poop like
Speaker 1: a champion. Cinnamon toast flavor, non gmo oh sweet and
Speaker 1: spicy cinnamon, gluten free, sixteen grams of fiber. And now
Speaker 1: we're three grams of almighty soluble fiber.
Speaker 2: I was looking for the valuble fiber. I'm happy this
Speaker 2: one has it.
Speaker 1: See this is the new flavor. This is cinnamon toast.
Speaker 1: They also sent over some gummies that nate stall So
Speaker 1: what is this a prop proprops? I just throw things
Speaker 1: at this point, there's no reason. So are we milking?
Speaker 1: These are? Oh? No, we milk? They look like grape nuts.
Speaker 1: They do. It's bird food or food. It looks like
Speaker 1: something in the bottom of the bird cage. Actually, I
Speaker 1: don't know how.
Speaker 2: We're gonna eat three full cereal scott Are you okay
Speaker 2: with whole milk?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Okay?
Speaker 2: Is that your first choice?
Speaker 1: No? I do you want fat free? I'm a two
Speaker 1: percent boy. I don't have that today. I'll do a
Speaker 1: whole ocause I'm just doing a little bit anyway. So
Speaker 1: we're now going to eat poop like a champion. The
Speaker 1: new flavor cinnamon toast. And it looks like rat all right,
Speaker 1: So how do you do this?
Speaker 2: How do you guys to stir it up a little bit?
Speaker 1: And that spoonful of smell cinnamony. But you need a
Speaker 1: nice mix of milk, yes and cereal so true? The balance?
Speaker 1: Oh my tooth. I forgot. I broke my tooth yesterday.
Speaker 1: I like it. You know, after three chooses good, the
Speaker 1: first two well, it's like gum chewing gum. The first
Speaker 1: chew is gonna and then you're into it. The flavors, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you. I think it's a flavor is
Speaker 1: really good. Yeah, it sticks well, it gets a tiny
Speaker 1: bit pasty right if you don't swallow it right away.
Speaker 1: You have to swallow fast, you know. But it's that
Speaker 1: it's that fiber kick it in man, Yes, that's what
Speaker 1: that is.
Speaker 2: I would say a little too much fiber, but you know,
Speaker 2: never too much fiber. I'm gonna give this one. I
Speaker 2: think three bowls and a spoon.
Speaker 1: I like it.
Speaker 2: I need a it's above average prepared. Get that pen police, thanks.
Speaker 2: Oh this is his official is five the best? Five
Speaker 2: bowls is the best? That's like five stars?
Speaker 1: Is this spoon like a point five? That's correct? I
Speaker 1: give that. I'd give this three three point five three
Speaker 1: bowls one spoon. Hm, I will give it three bowls
Speaker 1: because it broke your tooth. Yeah, I forgot that. I
Speaker 1: chipped my tooth yesterday, or my filling came out or
Speaker 1: something and I just did some damage because these are
Speaker 1: these are hard little how come this cereal company has
Speaker 1: to pay the price for the fact that you broke
Speaker 1: your tooth. Well, so true, you're right, I should have
Speaker 1: been prepared, but you know, taste wise, and again you
Speaker 1: have to chew it up really quick and swallow it.
Speaker 1: And it's tough to do that, so you have to
Speaker 1: take smaller bites. Yeah. The longer it's in your mouth,
Speaker 1: the more gummy it gets. Yeah, but I'm feeling good
Speaker 1: about myself. The flavor is good though. I really do
Speaker 1: like the cinnamon flavor in there. That's just the right
Speaker 1: amount of cinnamon. I'm afraid to eat more. Well stop, Well, no,
Speaker 1: you don't have to eat more. I have. We have
Speaker 1: more cereal for you.
Speaker 2: That's the best part about this podcast. You overload you
Speaker 2: with cereal.
Speaker 1: Yes, this one you were excited about when we showed
Speaker 1: you the other day. It's brand new oo General Mills.
Speaker 1: It's another Cheerios flavor. There's a lot of new Cheerios
Speaker 1: that are coming out. Thank you, Diamond High. I'm eating.
Speaker 1: Did we get sent this one? No? I bought this one. No,
Speaker 1: we did get sent this one. A listener sent this
Speaker 1: to us from Massapequa.
Speaker 2: Wow, Okay, what is it?
Speaker 1: It's honey vanilla cherios. Oh, honey, vanilla cherios, Nate, what
Speaker 1: are you looking for?
Speaker 2: Do you want to try some we're on By the way,
Speaker 2: this is poop like a champion.
Speaker 1: You should try some of them. Yeah, you should. I've
Speaker 1: been taking the gummies that they sent you.
Speaker 2: Guys. He stole them, steal you took both bags. We
Speaker 2: didn't get to try them. Open this and I gotta
Speaker 2: tell you I have been pooping like a champion. Do
Speaker 2: you remember those tablets that they should send us called
Speaker 2: oh Wow? Yes, they're called oh Wow.
Speaker 1: They're full of all sorts of things, including like spicy
Speaker 1: pepper and cayenne whatever. And you would you would go
Speaker 1: to the bathroom. It would be so violent you would
Speaker 1: actually say the words oh wow. Was that the Olestra
Speaker 1: of it was around the same time though, as alest Yes,
Speaker 1: where you go. I'm not a serial killer. These guys
Speaker 1: are am I. It's I love this place. Like all
Speaker 1: lights are flashing red lights. Do not enter your Garrett
Speaker 1: love you Garrett. Garrett tries to get in on this
Speaker 1: podcast constantly an he's gluten and diabetic and if it's
Speaker 1: fall for me, diabetic, diabetic, gluten free people. They need
Speaker 1: cereal too, asshole. And guess what that cereal is. It's
Speaker 1: Catalina crunch. Yeah, two of your favorite flavors together in
Speaker 1: one perfect They can't see it, so it's cherryo's vanilla,
Speaker 1: honey vanilla. Let's hurry cleaning his time or cleaning his time?
Speaker 1: This is going to be a short podcast, or.
Speaker 2: Again he could end on this one because this way
Speaker 2: he has. You know, just because I have to leave
Speaker 2: doesn't mean you can't keep going.
Speaker 1: Don't tell Scott that he thinks. Oh no, we have
Speaker 1: Crispy colors coming up.
Speaker 2: There was hurry, Harry, Harry, I don't have a spoon.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's from your old one right there. That's we're
Speaker 1: using the same spoon. Yes, yes, we don't waste here,
Speaker 1: all right, stir it up. This is vanilla cherry. What
Speaker 1: is it? It's honey vanilla, honey vanilla cheerios. Mmm, looks
Speaker 1: very good? What there? It's basically honey nut churios with
Speaker 1: a touch of vanilla? Is what this taste like? Oh?
Speaker 1: If I like the touch? No, well I think I do.
Speaker 1: I appreciate the touch. I think mm. Hmm See, cheerios
Speaker 1: never have quite enough flavor for me because they're supposed
Speaker 1: to be healthy. M this is pretty decent, though. I
Speaker 1: give it three bowls. Yeah no, because no, no, no, I
Speaker 1: can't give it three bawls. I gave that. I gave
Speaker 1: that ship like a champion. Yeah no, I gave that
Speaker 1: three and a half, and I like this better four.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna add an extra spoon, So four or three?
Speaker 2: Is it?
Speaker 1: Because it be a hole? Yeah, I'm gonna give this
Speaker 1: one full bowl, but this doesn't deserve four balls. May
Speaker 1: I reduce the number of bowls and take the spoon off?
Speaker 1: My vote for the crap like a champion, Okay, changes
Speaker 1: every time they get three bulls. This one gets three
Speaker 1: and a half bawls. Perfect.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna give this one three bowls. I just don't
Speaker 2: know if the vanilla does it for me? Would I
Speaker 2: eat this still?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: It's a good cereal. It's not my favorite, you're still
Speaker 2: eating it.
Speaker 1: I give it four balls. I do like it. Okay,
Speaker 1: we're blowing through it. Let's do it four bowls. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a good cheerios. I like this one. So my
Speaker 1: buddy secret squirrel Joel pointed this one out to me
Speaker 1: at Shop Right. So this is a store brand. Okay,
Speaker 1: this is a store brand. Scrunchy is their mascot for
Speaker 1: Shop Right cereal. So this cereal is simply called Crispy
Speaker 1: Callers how vivid right, and it is uh most closely
Speaker 1: related to Fruity Pebbles, which is one of your favorite
Speaker 1: all time cereals. Okay, I'm not mistaken. I love Fruity
Speaker 1: Pebbles because it's all natural fruit. It's ten five, I
Speaker 1: tell them I'm late. Oh okay, I'm so late. Here,
Speaker 1: just suck one of these downs. Did Alex walk in?
Speaker 2: Alright?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, We're good. I've got a meeting.
Speaker 2: Oh it's on Teams, I think. No, I know. I
Speaker 2: meet the Microsoft Teams.
Speaker 1: Oh god, this company. iHeart they. They they must owe
Speaker 1: money to the teams people. Good way. They have these
Speaker 1: teams meetings and they're just dreadful.
Speaker 2: It's terrible. I don't understand Microsoft Teams.
Speaker 1: Zoom is simple. You get a link, you open it,
Speaker 1: look beautiful this and smell it. It looks like fruity
Speaker 1: Pebbles and it smells like real fruit.
Speaker 2: And Fruity Pebbles is your favorite cereal.
Speaker 1: Yes, what's the difference between Thank You Crispy Colors and
Speaker 1: Fruity Pebbles Other than it's it's just the store brands.
Speaker 1: This is I have no milk, I have no milks.
Speaker 1: I have no milk, I have no milks, I no
Speaker 1: unprofessional Scott done. This is the storebrand generic version of
Speaker 1: Fruity Pebbles, and it costs probably a quarter of the
Speaker 1: price of a box of Fruity Pebbles. This box was
Speaker 1: a dollar ninety nine. Hmm, can you toll the difference.
Speaker 1: I's really good. There's been so long since I've had
Speaker 1: fruity pebbles. This is really good. Though. It actually tastes
Speaker 1: more vibrant somehow, it does right.
Speaker 2: I'm getting a lot of limey flavors.
Speaker 1: The colors are bright. There are a lot of green
Speaker 1: in there. Although I think all the flavors they say
Speaker 1: are the same.
Speaker 2: Is that like fruit loops? All the fruit loops are
Speaker 2: the same.
Speaker 1: You know what. It's weird though, because I can tell
Speaker 1: them apart. I don't believe that I can your brain. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, there's no way I really like this.
Speaker 1: I'm giving it four balls and a spoon. It's really close.
Speaker 1: I'm giving this four bowls and a spoon, and I
Speaker 1: also give it four balls. Wow if because they ever
Speaker 1: had five balls?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, uh huh, what can you tell? We've done
Speaker 2: this for two hundred and twenty something episodes.
Speaker 1: I love it. We're over three years already. Is that insane? Yeah?
Speaker 1: You know what? Too many more years?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Shoot? What got five bowls? Lucky Charms always gets five balls?
Speaker 1: And most of their incarnations do. Some of the Cinnamata's
Speaker 1: crunch cereals get five balls, magic fruity pebbles. I think
Speaker 1: did magic fruity pebbles count chocola all day? You know what?
Speaker 1: If they have marshmallows, it's pretty close to five balls
Speaker 1: pretty much. It's good, right mm hmm. Now I think
Speaker 1: I think you should chase that with some poop like
Speaker 1: a champion. They'll just push it all right, hard pass.
Speaker 2: Hopefully it's not a hard pass later.
Speaker 1: So, now, do we have like a segment that happens now?
Speaker 2: No, I mean it's seven you gotta Oh the hell's
Speaker 2: going on?
Speaker 1: You're so chaotic? Scott, So, I would like to retry
Speaker 1: the Trader Joe serial from twenty twenty. This is the
Speaker 1: one that I originally did. Yeah, oh the color is
Speaker 1: all gone. You should have fun with that. Put your
Speaker 1: hand on. I don't know. I don't want to columns.
Speaker 1: Don't do it. It's eh, it looks like a rabbit
Speaker 1: shit in my hand. I don't want that. Oo. See
Speaker 1: how when Greg t comes in, we give him all
Speaker 1: the old stuff from the bottom shehelf from twenty nineteen
Speaker 1: and he throws up it was wonderful. It was a
Speaker 1: great show. Is there like is there like a special
Speaker 1: Uh well no, because letter from a listener segment? Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: I would pretend to be the list we like to
Speaker 1: read the we like to read the listener. Is this mine? Uh? Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: I love this fruity pebble stuff. And even it's not
Speaker 1: fruity peple.
Speaker 2: Most of the people that leave reviews, there's one in particular,
Speaker 2: and I don't know who this person is. They just
Speaker 2: we're so mean to Danielle every time. I have no idea.
Speaker 2: It's actually brought our five stars down to four point nine. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we're four point nine because this is a hole ruined it.
Speaker 1: Hey, listen to this latest one. They are great. Love
Speaker 1: these guys. I'm following them through YouTube iHeartRadio, Twitter and
Speaker 1: now through Apple podcast, just because, for the love of God,
Speaker 1: can they please get a milk sponsor. You know we're
Speaker 1: working on that. Are we to your milk? I'll pay
Speaker 1: for your milkh. Look what we're using today. We're using
Speaker 1: milk from Farmland Dairies. Just saying I love Farmland Dairies.
Speaker 1: It's the first milk I always grab. And I'm at
Speaker 1: the store because look at the cow that count needs
Speaker 1: a name. What would you call that cow? Bessie? Yes?
Speaker 1: Where did that come from? Why are cows Bessie? And
Speaker 1: dog's Fidoh? Like, I don't understand. It's time for me
Speaker 1: to go this invigorating conversations. You guys keep going. Yes,
Speaker 1: thank you for stopping by. Really, Davis, thank you. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I love Piece and Cereal. I love that. You know what.
Speaker 1: That's a good sign on Maybe instead of crunch, will
Speaker 1: end with love, peace and cereal from now on. No,
Speaker 1: you won't, No, we won't. All right, I gotta I'm
Speaker 1: so late for my meeting half fun on team. You
Speaker 1: gotta be honest, I'd rather be here there.
Speaker 2: Oh, we have to take a picture with you at
Speaker 2: the end. Okay, tive out this hell hole yeah. We
Speaker 2: oh here, No, hold on.
Speaker 1: By whye thanks for stopping by. Have a good day.
Speaker 1: So you want to eat some more? No?
Speaker 2: I did three bowlt three. That was just like thirteen minutes.
Speaker 2: Boom boom boom. That was rapid fire. Wow, look at us, Now,
Speaker 2: what do we do?
Speaker 1: I don't know? Oh? Is my mic off? You speak? Hello?
Speaker 1: Your mic is on? My MIC's on.
Speaker 2: Okay, so it's just us, buddy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, we should do another episode. Excuse me? What
Speaker 1: do you think? Excuse me? Should we stop this and
Speaker 1: do another one?
Speaker 2: No, we're only giving these people thirteen minutes. They don't
Speaker 2: deserve thirteen minutes. They deserve at least twenty you're right,
Speaker 2: Are you drunk?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: I just have acid reflex.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, I.
Speaker 2: Mean I do a weird thing when I burp, and
Speaker 2: my dad does it too, so I definitely inherited.
Speaker 1: My dad does it too. I think I know what
Speaker 1: you're talking about.
Speaker 2: Whenever I'm like about to burp, sometimes I'll like move
Speaker 2: my head, oh in a weird way.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's like, it's just old man. Yeah, it's like
Speaker 1: a hiccup slash burp at the same time. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: hiccup burps what did I say that we wanted to
Speaker 1: talk about? And you were like, save up a bout
Speaker 1: yet I was talking about something earlier. I said, let's
Speaker 1: mention it on the podcast, and you're like, no, something
Speaker 1: cereal related. Yeah, maybe with a certain brand Cereal probably,
Speaker 1: but I forget.
Speaker 2: Well, anyway you want to wrap it up or we
Speaker 2: want to hear something just fifteen minutes, You're right, but no, no,
Speaker 2: at least twenty minutes. No, we've had ones that are
Speaker 2: twelve and guess what those were terrible?
Speaker 1: Oh we didn't take a break. Oh yeah, let's do
Speaker 1: that and then we'll talk some more. We'll be back
Speaker 1: right for this and we're back. Who So did you
Speaker 1: know that? I mean, there's a whole line of scrunchy cereals,
Speaker 1: so we've only done a handful. You originally were against it,
Speaker 1: Oh store brands? Yes, yeah, So if you listen back
Speaker 1: to some early episodes, I'm like, we're not doing stub brands, right,
Speaker 1: That's exactly what I said. No, it sucks. This board
Speaker 1: got so dirty from its time here. I need to
Speaker 1: clean this thing. How do you do that? Do you
Speaker 1: have the little blowcan? I have no idea?
Speaker 2: Look at this there's like somebody sprayed like hot wax
Speaker 2: on it.
Speaker 1: It looks like, well it's probably milk splatter. It sucks.
Speaker 1: I mean it needs to be fixed. Should we call
Speaker 1: someone else in to do another episode with us?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: Should we? Should we get Diamond? Diamond can't eat anything?
Speaker 1: That I love Diamond, but she can't eat anything.
Speaker 2: Maybe Josh would join.
Speaker 1: Josh is working, he needs to keep his eye on
Speaker 1: the on seacrest. Well, couldn't you do it from here?
Speaker 1: Couldn't you see the seacrest from here? I don't know
Speaker 1: how anything works here. I know you don't.
Speaker 2: Should we maybe Ali or Deana or.
Speaker 1: Oh, there's Nate. Does Nate have to go? Probably? I
Speaker 1: don't know what. Let's see what he says and maybe
Speaker 1: he'll be on next week. Hey, do you have to
Speaker 1: leave right away? I got like twoutes. Let's give up,
Speaker 1: give him.
Speaker 2: Let's do one more box in this episode. Let's do four,
Speaker 2: but let's do four in this episode?
Speaker 1: Really prepared?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you don't need to get prepared. Just
Speaker 2: you have a whole thing of cereal to take one?
Speaker 1: All right? Well, I gotta be careful with my tooth. Remember, Oh,
Speaker 1: here we go? Is such a baby. Sit, I'm not
Speaker 1: a baby. My my thing. My filling fell out? How
Speaker 1: did that happen? I was flossing? Can you turn his
Speaker 1: mic up? Hey? One day, one day you learn about
Speaker 1: that Superman box there. I don't even have my backpack on.
Speaker 1: That's take your backpack off.
Speaker 2: Why did you strap yourself? Are you going someplace? It's
Speaker 2: much more secure that way. Takes the load off your shoulders.
Speaker 2: Put it on your chest.
Speaker 1: Would you like to try the Neapolitan puffs from Trader Joe's.
Speaker 1: We did that. I'm sure you'd like a cup.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, but you definitely are someone who hikes with
Speaker 2: like sticks.
Speaker 1: You definitely have the poles. I do own them. I
Speaker 1: knew it.
Speaker 2: If you can hike farther, you can seriously hike farther
Speaker 2: because your arms are pushing you, not.
Speaker 1: Just your legs. You strike me as a hike. Any
Speaker 1: of this, you strike me as a stick. We already,
Speaker 1: we already did this one. You're a little bit late
Speaker 1: to the party, so just try that. Let us know
Speaker 1: what you think about that, all right? Yeah, a little
Speaker 1: late to the party. Sure, that's a Trader Joe's Neopolitan
Speaker 1: puff Cereal chocolate strawberry and vanilla cereal puff. Howes it
Speaker 1: look with other natural flavors? It honestly doesn't look well,
Speaker 1: it's not quite It's not that vibrant because it's naturally
Speaker 1: flavored and colored. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've.
Speaker 2: Got to get an equal number of chocolate vanilla and go.
Speaker 1: Ahead, Harry. I mean, it has absolutely nothing to do
Speaker 1: with sounds a little crunchy. It has nothing to do
Speaker 1: with the age of the box. It's fine. The colors
Speaker 1: were much more vibrant two and a half years ago
Speaker 1: when we first opened this box. Did you hear that part?
Speaker 1: You asked?
Speaker 2: Really, how is why it tasted like styrofoambinos?
Speaker 1: I hate you guys waiting go we have an actual
Speaker 1: real Wow. I don't want to do it anymore. He's
Speaker 1: all strapped up. He's gotta go. What is how old
Speaker 1: is this? What's the I don't know. It's from twenty nineteen.
Speaker 1: I think twenty You pour it over him, please, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: this is disgusting. No, you know you're saying.
Speaker 2: You're saying at one point those were red, yes, and
Speaker 2: they faded because of age.
Speaker 1: That's correct, they're now brown. It says Best By February
Speaker 1: twenty twenty. It's all right, big years you wait. No,
Speaker 1: I just opened this bag. This is fresh. I just
Speaker 1: opened this.
Speaker 2: And you're not making me your Greg Tea, your little
Speaker 2: Patsy where you're gonna make fun of me and little
Speaker 2: jokes about my backpack and my walking sticks.
Speaker 1: And now give me old cereal. Well that was him.
Speaker 1: He was the cereal. We tried to have Elvis Tria,
Speaker 1: but he refused. Well, yeah, because he knew it was
Speaker 1: two and a half, because Elvis ate this cereal, you know,
Speaker 1: in January of twenty twenty. Anyway, here, angrew, let's try
Speaker 1: this now. I already opened it, so we have to
Speaker 1: eat it. Sun Best Granola. Okay, fine, it's peanut butter Dade.
Speaker 1: You made him leave you love peanut butter by Nay,
Speaker 1: don't you have to clear your mouth of that crap? Okay, Wow,
Speaker 1: we should have given some poop like a champion. You're people.
Speaker 2: Why would you put dude, I can't see clearly, this
Speaker 2: is just milk.
Speaker 1: You just poured me a glass of milk. All the
Speaker 1: granola went to the bottom. This is Sun Best Granola
Speaker 1: cluster okay. And I got this at the dollar store. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and it's peanut butter part healthy. No what official flavors,
Speaker 1: no added colors, good, source of fibers, okay, cool cool cool?
Speaker 1: Hm hmm it's not bad. Yeah, I mean it tastes
Speaker 1: like dollar store cereal.
Speaker 2: Bo. No, it just tastes like granola.
Speaker 1: Sun Best my favorite is the weakest packaging I've ever seen.
Speaker 1: It was made in Clifton, New Jersey. This is literally
Speaker 1: like I got one serving thing. I got a really
Speaker 1: nice peanut butter chunk. Did you get one of those?
Speaker 1: H that's good, I tell you, honey, coconut whole rolled oats,
Speaker 1: peanut butter drop.
Speaker 2: It's crazy that this one could be better than the
Speaker 2: big name ones. We've had some crap granola, I know
Speaker 2: we have. This one's not bad, Andy, you give it.
Speaker 1: I think four bowls good for you? Pretty good. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna do the same. Yeah. So this seems like it's,
Speaker 1: you know, dollar store type cereal. I don't know where
Speaker 1: else you could buy this sun Best Natural called I've
Speaker 1: never seen it before, but it costs me to I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: It's a dollar twenty five. That freaking store went up
Speaker 1: Dollar General. How was the dollar tree now a dollar
Speaker 1: twenty five tree? And they're not going to change the name.
Speaker 1: Tell me next week on the Bowl Chat. We have
Speaker 1: to try this week or next week?
Speaker 2: Oh, this week, we have to try the cereal beer
Speaker 2: that Deanna bought us.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh we should have broken that out for Elvis. Yeah,
Speaker 2: next time, because it's more fruity pebble stuff. Well, Dianna's
Speaker 2: going to do it with us, okay, because she bought
Speaker 2: it for us, and she's a college kid.
Speaker 1: Oh no, she's not.
Speaker 2: She's worked here for like three years, same thing. Okay,
Speaker 2: She'll always be like a college kid to me.
Speaker 1: Oh that's nice. Why there's nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 2: I mean, maybe it seems like you'll never see her
Speaker 2: as older.
Speaker 1: She puts off the college kid vibe. Interesting, what does
Speaker 1: that entail? She just seems like a college kid. All
Speaker 1: that and more on the next Bowl Chat. Please follow
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Speaker 1: so far away from you right now. It's like we're
Speaker 1: in ocean away. No, we're doing the sick feet apart
Speaker 1: the news anchor thing. You know.
Speaker 2: Oh, you'd be perfect for it with your voice. Hey,
Speaker 2: everybody coming up next? Coming up on the next Bowl Chat,
Speaker 2: we speak to college Giddiana. She brings in some fruity
Speaker 2: pebble beer. You'll want to stick around for that. You
Speaker 2: can't call it that though, Oh we can get in
Speaker 2: trouble for that. You'll want to stick around for some
Speaker 2: crispy color beer.
Speaker 1: Perfect, perfect, Great, Well, thank you so much. We'll see
Speaker 1: you on Wednesday. With that exciting episode, this was all
Speaker 1: over the place.
Speaker 2: But I feel like maybe our listeners were like, oh,
Speaker 2: so many fun cameos. I guess yeah, I enjoyed it.
Speaker 2: This was a fun episode. Elvis is the biggest star
Speaker 2: we've had on the show, very big.
Speaker 1: I have to say. We've had some celebrities passed through
Speaker 1: here in recent weeks. You're making them now take pictures
Speaker 1: in front of it, and I hate taking pictures with people.
Speaker 1: Why It's just I don't need the picture. No, we
Speaker 1: don't need it. But it's kind of cool that like
Speaker 1: Andy Grammer and Ed Sheeran were like hanging out in
Speaker 1: the Cereal vault. You know, they passed by the serial
Speaker 1: a vault, it's a wall, it's a Cereal museum, okay,
Speaker 1: or library.
Speaker 2: You're such a hoarder.
Speaker 1: I'm okay, Hey, hey, celebrity, can you come in here?
Speaker 1: I just take a picture in front of the blue wall.
Speaker 1: I don't understand. Can you come in here take a
Speaker 1: picture in front of the serial library? Look at that.
Speaker 1: By the way, you've had a chunk on your eyelash this.
Speaker 2: Entire show, and so you just never thought to tell me.
Speaker 1: I just noticed it. Okay, there you go. Great, Thank
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Speaker 1: Scott for maintaining that for us.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Other Scott, you're the best. We think you're the best.
Speaker 2: You're the bee's knees.
Speaker 1: I mean, he's all right, there's people better than he's, right,
Speaker 1: he's great. He's a great guy, right, Okay, do you
Speaker 1: think he's actually the best. He's a really great guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's the best. He made our website for free
Speaker 2: and he's been maintaining it for free.
Speaker 1: So he's better than like your mom or dad.
Speaker 2: Okay, because you said the best, well you should know
Speaker 2: that things are categorized when someone says the best. He's
Speaker 2: the best friend on this podcast that we could ever have.
Speaker 2: I agree, Thank you, Scott. Okay, And when you finally
Speaker 2: make it to New York one day and you get
Speaker 2: to see us in person. I hope we don't let
Speaker 2: you down.
Speaker 1: Oh he wants to He wanted to be on bull
Speaker 1: Chat to ask us questions or something like that.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that would be fun, like a match game
Speaker 2: type thing.
Speaker 1: Yes, that was it, like newlywed game. We have to
Speaker 1: have him on what game?
Speaker 2: You don't understand?
Speaker 1: What? Bob you banks? Who's that?
Speaker 2: I just want to get this milk and throw it
Speaker 2: at you. It's so tempting and I can't do it.
Speaker 1: Why did you mess up your box?
Speaker 2: No, because this whole place will then reek maybe like
Speaker 2: the last week we're here, we'll trash the joint. Done live.
Speaker 2: I want to take a sledgehammer so bad to something.
Speaker 1: I don't think you can do that, but we can
Speaker 1: trash the place. I will get a sledgehammer. Can't wait? Done?
Speaker 1: All right? Robert Palmer did he sing?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: It was right.
Speaker 2: Also Fifth Harmony sings it too.
Speaker 1: I want to be sledge hammer. Yeah. Well it's been real. Yes,
Speaker 1: we'll see you on Wednesday, then again Monday, and in
Speaker 1: perpetuity that means forever. Right, Yeah, all right, take care,
Speaker 1: thank you for listening. Until we see you again. Say
Speaker 1: cunch Andrew pleas love and cereal. I don't think it.
Speaker 1: Think that's his sign of crunch crush. Please don't do
Speaker 1: that ever again. Get it?
Speaker 2: That sounded kind of like a cartoon falling, like I
Speaker 2: was falling off a cliff.
Speaker 1: It didn't it did? Here like oh, like.
Speaker 2: Let's hear it ready, like pretend to pretend to push
Speaker 2: me off something I don't actually because you'll actually do it.
Speaker 1: Oh no, didn't that sound like it? Bye bye