WEBVTT - Will Elvis Die On the Toilet…Again?? 0:00:00.080 --> 0:00:05.280 This what Hello? Hello, this place is a shithole. Welcome, 0:00:05.480 --> 0:00:08.639 Welcome to Serial Killers. It's Monday, May sixteenth, will be on. 0:00:08.840 --> 0:00:11.640 We're on, Yeah, we're on. You don't want to say that, dude, 0:00:11.680 --> 0:00:14.000 Why it's monday. I just called it a shithole. It's okay. 0:00:14.040 --> 0:00:16.240 It's okay. You can say it or about It's fine. 0:00:16.560 --> 0:00:18.439 Welcome to Serial Killers, Andy, if you can get the 0:00:18.680 --> 0:00:21.680 opening ready, So let's I know one that he would like. 0:00:21.720 --> 0:00:25.439 I think which one? The blue one? This one? Oh, 0:00:25.560 --> 0:00:31.560 you're dope, No, that's that's not it. I don't know 0:00:31.640 --> 0:00:35.200 what things are, Andrew. It's the open. No, it's the open. 0:00:35.840 --> 0:00:39.839 Oh my god, are you flustered? Oh that's it right there? 0:00:48.960 --> 0:00:49.440 Podcast? 0:00:50.080 --> 0:00:53.640 Who's saying that Birdie had some some guy? Should we 0:00:53.720 --> 0:00:54.440 just start over? 0:00:54.800 --> 0:00:58.520 No, it's always this hectic and chaotic. 0:00:58.200 --> 0:01:00.760 Anyway, Welcome to Serial Killers. I'm got to be and 0:01:00.800 --> 0:01:03.400 I'm Andrew and Elvis is here. Yay, hi everyone, this 0:01:03.520 --> 0:01:05.959 is my favorite podcast. I'm so excited that you decided 0:01:06.000 --> 0:01:07.680 to show up. Well, I'm glad to be here. I've 0:01:07.720 --> 0:01:09.360 always wanted to be a part of Cereal Kill. Well 0:01:09.400 --> 0:01:13.080 the last I have a very important meeting coming up. 0:01:13.120 --> 0:01:15.440 The last time you hear were here was January of 0:01:15.440 --> 0:01:18.840 twenty twenty. You remember that. No, no, well you ate 0:01:18.920 --> 0:01:21.360 you ate this cereal. We still have the same cereal. Yeah, 0:01:21.400 --> 0:01:23.640 we still have the same box. It's somewhat rancid by now. 0:01:23.680 --> 0:01:26.319 It's the chocolate vanilla strawberry Trader Joe Sera. You can 0:01:26.360 --> 0:01:28.440 try it again if you'd like. No, e, you throw 0:01:28.480 --> 0:01:30.080 it away? All right? So what do I have? I 0:01:30.080 --> 0:01:32.320 want a new cereal? Okay, this is what you're here for. 0:01:32.360 --> 0:01:34.840 So this cereal was sent to us by the company. Okay, 0:01:35.120 --> 0:01:36.640 and as soon as I saw it, I was like, 0:01:36.840 --> 0:01:39.480 Elvis has to try this. It's a new variety of 0:01:40.360 --> 0:01:44.680 what can I tell you? Poop like a champion? I 0:01:44.840 --> 0:01:47.520 love it. Now I tried your poop like a champion. 0:01:47.560 --> 0:01:50.240 Next time I didn't poop. You didn't, well, not like 0:01:50.240 --> 0:01:52.640 a champion. Well I don't know. So what makes it 0:01:52.640 --> 0:01:55.200 poop like a champion? It's full of fire. Now these 0:01:55.200 --> 0:01:57.680 are very expensive cereals, Yes they are. Yeah, poop like 0:01:57.720 --> 0:02:01.080 a champion. Cinnamon toast flavor, non gmo oh sweet and 0:02:01.120 --> 0:02:06.560 spicy cinnamon, gluten free, sixteen grams of fiber. And now 0:02:06.600 --> 0:02:10.160 we're three grams of almighty soluble fiber. 0:02:11.280 --> 0:02:13.200 I was looking for the valuble fiber. I'm happy this 0:02:13.240 --> 0:02:13.680 one has it. 0:02:13.720 --> 0:02:15.639 See this is the new flavor. This is cinnamon toast. 0:02:15.680 --> 0:02:17.679 They also sent over some gummies that nate stall So 0:02:18.840 --> 0:02:23.280 what is this a prop proprops? I just throw things 0:02:23.320 --> 0:02:25.760 at this point, there's no reason. So are we milking? 0:02:25.800 --> 0:02:28.480 These are? Oh? No, we milk? They look like grape nuts. 0:02:28.560 --> 0:02:32.920 They do. It's bird food or food. It looks like 0:02:32.960 --> 0:02:36.400 something in the bottom of the bird cage. Actually, I 0:02:36.400 --> 0:02:36.800 don't know how. 0:02:36.800 --> 0:02:39.640 We're gonna eat three full cereal scott Are you okay 0:02:39.639 --> 0:02:40.200 with whole milk? 0:02:40.800 --> 0:02:41.480 Yeah? Okay? 0:02:42.520 --> 0:02:43.679 Is that your first choice? 0:02:44.160 --> 0:02:46.320 No? I do you want fat free? I'm a two 0:02:46.400 --> 0:02:48.200 percent boy. I don't have that today. I'll do a 0:02:48.200 --> 0:02:51.240 whole ocause I'm just doing a little bit anyway. So 0:02:51.240 --> 0:02:53.280 we're now going to eat poop like a champion. The 0:02:53.320 --> 0:03:00.280 new flavor cinnamon toast. And it looks like rat all right, 0:03:00.320 --> 0:03:02.240 So how do you do this? 0:03:02.280 --> 0:03:05.079 How do you guys to stir it up a little bit? 0:03:05.600 --> 0:03:08.919 And that spoonful of smell cinnamony. But you need a 0:03:09.000 --> 0:03:11.920 nice mix of milk, yes and cereal so true? The balance? 0:03:13.720 --> 0:03:18.720 Oh my tooth. I forgot. I broke my tooth yesterday. 0:03:19.120 --> 0:03:23.920 I like it. You know, after three chooses good, the 0:03:23.960 --> 0:03:28.520 first two well, it's like gum chewing gum. The first 0:03:28.560 --> 0:03:31.320 chew is gonna and then you're into it. The flavors, Okay, 0:03:32.040 --> 0:03:33.840 I'm gonna tell you. I think it's a flavor is 0:03:33.880 --> 0:03:37.360 really good. Yeah, it sticks well, it gets a tiny 0:03:37.360 --> 0:03:39.960 bit pasty right if you don't swallow it right away. 0:03:40.040 --> 0:03:41.560 You have to swallow fast, you know. But it's that 0:03:41.680 --> 0:03:43.840 it's that fiber kick it in man, Yes, that's what 0:03:43.840 --> 0:03:44.120 that is. 0:03:44.200 --> 0:03:46.440 I would say a little too much fiber, but you know, 0:03:47.480 --> 0:03:50.280 never too much fiber. I'm gonna give this one. I 0:03:50.320 --> 0:03:51.760 think three bowls and a spoon. 0:03:52.080 --> 0:03:53.320 I like it. 0:03:53.440 --> 0:03:56.680 I need a it's above average prepared. Get that pen police, thanks. 0:03:57.320 --> 0:03:59.920 Oh this is his official is five the best? Five 0:04:00.040 --> 0:04:02.080 bowls is the best? That's like five stars? 0:04:02.200 --> 0:04:04.560 Is this spoon like a point five? That's correct? I 0:04:04.800 --> 0:04:07.720 give that. I'd give this three three point five three 0:04:07.760 --> 0:04:10.520 bowls one spoon. Hm, I will give it three bowls 0:04:11.200 --> 0:04:13.640 because it broke your tooth. Yeah, I forgot that. I 0:04:13.680 --> 0:04:15.680 chipped my tooth yesterday, or my filling came out or 0:04:15.680 --> 0:04:18.600 something and I just did some damage because these are 0:04:18.600 --> 0:04:21.120 these are hard little how come this cereal company has 0:04:21.120 --> 0:04:22.479 to pay the price for the fact that you broke 0:04:22.520 --> 0:04:24.400 your tooth. Well, so true, you're right, I should have 0:04:24.400 --> 0:04:27.120 been prepared, but you know, taste wise, and again you 0:04:27.200 --> 0:04:28.960 have to chew it up really quick and swallow it. 0:04:29.000 --> 0:04:30.400 And it's tough to do that, so you have to 0:04:30.440 --> 0:04:33.000 take smaller bites. Yeah. The longer it's in your mouth, 0:04:33.160 --> 0:04:36.320 the more gummy it gets. Yeah, but I'm feeling good 0:04:36.320 --> 0:04:38.560 about myself. The flavor is good though. I really do 0:04:38.640 --> 0:04:40.440 like the cinnamon flavor in there. That's just the right 0:04:40.440 --> 0:04:44.000 amount of cinnamon. I'm afraid to eat more. Well stop, Well, no, 0:04:44.080 --> 0:04:45.400 you don't have to eat more. I have. We have 0:04:45.440 --> 0:04:46.120 more cereal for you. 0:04:48.520 --> 0:04:50.599 That's the best part about this podcast. You overload you 0:04:50.640 --> 0:04:51.160 with cereal. 0:04:51.400 --> 0:04:53.360 Yes, this one you were excited about when we showed 0:04:53.360 --> 0:04:56.320 you the other day. It's brand new oo General Mills. 0:04:56.360 --> 0:04:58.960 It's another Cheerios flavor. There's a lot of new Cheerios 0:04:59.000 --> 0:05:01.520 that are coming out. Thank you, Diamond High. I'm eating. 0:05:01.920 --> 0:05:04.840 Did we get sent this one? No? I bought this one. No, 0:05:05.040 --> 0:05:06.880 we did get sent this one. A listener sent this 0:05:06.960 --> 0:05:08.440 to us from Massapequa. 0:05:08.520 --> 0:05:11.200 Wow, Okay, what is it? 0:05:11.200 --> 0:05:15.960 It's honey vanilla cherios. Oh, honey, vanilla cherios, Nate, what 0:05:16.040 --> 0:05:16.680 are you looking for? 0:05:16.880 --> 0:05:20.520 Do you want to try some we're on By the way, 0:05:20.600 --> 0:05:21.599 this is poop like a champion. 0:05:21.600 --> 0:05:23.240 You should try some of them. Yeah, you should. I've 0:05:23.240 --> 0:05:24.680 been taking the gummies that they sent you. 0:05:24.680 --> 0:05:28.520 Guys. He stole them, steal you took both bags. We 0:05:28.560 --> 0:05:30.719 didn't get to try them. Open this and I gotta 0:05:30.760 --> 0:05:36.000 tell you I have been pooping like a champion. Do 0:05:36.080 --> 0:05:38.200 you remember those tablets that they should send us called 0:05:38.240 --> 0:05:40.280 oh Wow? Yes, they're called oh Wow. 0:05:40.320 --> 0:05:42.599 They're full of all sorts of things, including like spicy 0:05:42.640 --> 0:05:45.280 pepper and cayenne whatever. And you would you would go 0:05:45.320 --> 0:05:47.479 to the bathroom. It would be so violent you would 0:05:47.480 --> 0:05:50.480 actually say the words oh wow. Was that the Olestra 0:05:50.600 --> 0:05:54.880 of it was around the same time though, as alest Yes, 0:05:54.920 --> 0:05:59.000 where you go. I'm not a serial killer. These guys 0:05:59.080 --> 0:06:02.360 are am I. It's I love this place. Like all 0:06:02.520 --> 0:06:07.320 lights are flashing red lights. Do not enter your Garrett 0:06:07.640 --> 0:06:10.000 love you Garrett. Garrett tries to get in on this 0:06:10.040 --> 0:06:15.800 podcast constantly an he's gluten and diabetic and if it's 0:06:16.000 --> 0:06:19.480 fall for me, diabetic, diabetic, gluten free people. They need 0:06:19.520 --> 0:06:22.760 cereal too, asshole. And guess what that cereal is. It's 0:06:23.040 --> 0:06:27.120 Catalina crunch. Yeah, two of your favorite flavors together in 0:06:27.200 --> 0:06:32.000 one perfect They can't see it, so it's cherryo's vanilla, 0:06:32.640 --> 0:06:36.279 honey vanilla. Let's hurry cleaning his time or cleaning his time? 0:06:37.040 --> 0:06:38.960 This is going to be a short podcast, or. 0:06:39.080 --> 0:06:41.240 Again he could end on this one because this way 0:06:41.240 --> 0:06:43.080 he has. You know, just because I have to leave 0:06:43.120 --> 0:06:44.240 doesn't mean you can't keep going. 0:06:44.279 --> 0:06:46.360 Don't tell Scott that he thinks. Oh no, we have 0:06:46.600 --> 0:06:47.640 Crispy colors coming up. 0:06:47.640 --> 0:06:51.159 There was hurry, Harry, Harry, I don't have a spoon. 0:06:51.279 --> 0:06:52.880 Yeah, it's from your old one right there. That's we're 0:06:52.960 --> 0:06:55.560 using the same spoon. Yes, yes, we don't waste here, 0:06:56.080 --> 0:06:59.360 all right, stir it up. This is vanilla cherry. What 0:06:59.480 --> 0:07:06.920 is it? It's honey vanilla, honey vanilla cheerios. Mmm, looks 0:07:07.040 --> 0:07:13.680 very good? What there? It's basically honey nut churios with 0:07:13.720 --> 0:07:15.480 a touch of vanilla? Is what this taste like? Oh? 0:07:15.520 --> 0:07:18.680 If I like the touch? No, well I think I do. 0:07:18.720 --> 0:07:23.880 I appreciate the touch. I think mm. Hmm See, cheerios 0:07:23.880 --> 0:07:27.040 never have quite enough flavor for me because they're supposed 0:07:27.040 --> 0:07:31.560 to be healthy. M this is pretty decent, though. I 0:07:31.640 --> 0:07:35.240 give it three bowls. Yeah no, because no, no, no, I 0:07:35.280 --> 0:07:36.840 can't give it three bawls. I gave that. I gave 0:07:36.880 --> 0:07:39.840 that ship like a champion. Yeah no, I gave that 0:07:39.880 --> 0:07:42.720 three and a half, and I like this better four. 0:07:43.000 --> 0:07:45.640 I'm gonna add an extra spoon, So four or three? 0:07:45.680 --> 0:07:45.800 Is it? 0:07:45.880 --> 0:07:48.240 Because it be a hole? Yeah, I'm gonna give this 0:07:48.280 --> 0:07:50.920 one full bowl, but this doesn't deserve four balls. May 0:07:50.960 --> 0:07:55.280 I reduce the number of bowls and take the spoon off? 0:07:55.320 --> 0:07:58.680 My vote for the crap like a champion, Okay, changes 0:07:58.760 --> 0:08:01.560 every time they get three bulls. This one gets three 0:08:01.600 --> 0:08:02.640 and a half bawls. Perfect. 0:08:02.800 --> 0:08:05.640 I'm gonna give this one three bowls. I just don't 0:08:05.680 --> 0:08:07.480 know if the vanilla does it for me? Would I 0:08:07.520 --> 0:08:08.160 eat this still? 0:08:08.280 --> 0:08:08.520 Yes? 0:08:09.000 --> 0:08:11.480 It's a good cereal. It's not my favorite, you're still 0:08:11.520 --> 0:08:11.880 eating it. 0:08:12.040 --> 0:08:14.200 I give it four balls. I do like it. Okay, 0:08:14.240 --> 0:08:16.920 we're blowing through it. Let's do it four bowls. Yeah, 0:08:17.080 --> 0:08:21.040 it's a good cheerios. I like this one. So my 0:08:21.040 --> 0:08:23.240 buddy secret squirrel Joel pointed this one out to me 0:08:23.760 --> 0:08:26.840 at Shop Right. So this is a store brand. Okay, 0:08:27.000 --> 0:08:29.960 this is a store brand. Scrunchy is their mascot for 0:08:30.000 --> 0:08:32.720 Shop Right cereal. So this cereal is simply called Crispy 0:08:32.760 --> 0:08:37.680 Callers how vivid right, and it is uh most closely 0:08:37.720 --> 0:08:40.080 related to Fruity Pebbles, which is one of your favorite 0:08:40.120 --> 0:08:42.559 all time cereals. Okay, I'm not mistaken. I love Fruity 0:08:42.559 --> 0:08:45.760 Pebbles because it's all natural fruit. It's ten five, I 0:08:45.800 --> 0:08:47.760 tell them I'm late. Oh okay, I'm so late. Here, 0:08:47.880 --> 0:08:49.640 just suck one of these downs. Did Alex walk in? 0:08:49.640 --> 0:08:49.920 Alright? 0:08:49.920 --> 0:08:51.160 No, no, no, We're good. I've got a meeting. 0:08:51.960 --> 0:08:54.760 Oh it's on Teams, I think. No, I know. I 0:08:54.840 --> 0:08:55.960 meet the Microsoft Teams. 0:08:56.920 --> 0:09:02.480 Oh god, this company. iHeart they. They they must owe 0:09:02.520 --> 0:09:04.880 money to the teams people. Good way. They have these 0:09:04.920 --> 0:09:07.800 teams meetings and they're just dreadful. 0:09:07.920 --> 0:09:09.800 It's terrible. I don't understand Microsoft Teams. 0:09:09.880 --> 0:09:11.720 Zoom is simple. You get a link, you open it, 0:09:11.800 --> 0:09:14.360 look beautiful this and smell it. It looks like fruity 0:09:14.400 --> 0:09:16.000 Pebbles and it smells like real fruit. 0:09:16.080 --> 0:09:17.640 And Fruity Pebbles is your favorite cereal. 0:09:17.760 --> 0:09:21.240 Yes, what's the difference between Thank You Crispy Colors and 0:09:21.280 --> 0:09:23.520 Fruity Pebbles Other than it's it's just the store brands. 0:09:23.559 --> 0:09:25.240 This is I have no milk, I have no milks. 0:09:25.280 --> 0:09:26.800 I have no milk, I have no milks, I no 0:09:26.920 --> 0:09:30.280 unprofessional Scott done. This is the storebrand generic version of 0:09:30.360 --> 0:09:33.480 Fruity Pebbles, and it costs probably a quarter of the 0:09:33.480 --> 0:09:35.120 price of a box of Fruity Pebbles. This box was 0:09:35.160 --> 0:09:39.880 a dollar ninety nine. Hmm, can you toll the difference. 0:09:42.679 --> 0:09:44.480 I's really good. There's been so long since I've had 0:09:44.480 --> 0:09:46.920 fruity pebbles. This is really good. Though. It actually tastes 0:09:46.960 --> 0:09:48.679 more vibrant somehow, it does right. 0:09:48.960 --> 0:09:50.600 I'm getting a lot of limey flavors. 0:09:50.640 --> 0:09:52.040 The colors are bright. There are a lot of green 0:09:52.040 --> 0:09:53.679 in there. Although I think all the flavors they say 0:09:53.679 --> 0:09:54.160 are the same. 0:09:54.600 --> 0:09:56.080 Is that like fruit loops? All the fruit loops are 0:09:56.120 --> 0:09:56.480 the same. 0:09:56.360 --> 0:09:57.679 You know what. It's weird though, because I can tell 0:09:57.679 --> 0:10:01.240 them apart. I don't believe that I can your brain. Yeah, 0:10:01.240 --> 0:10:03.000 I was gonna say, there's no way I really like this. 0:10:03.080 --> 0:10:05.839 I'm giving it four balls and a spoon. It's really close. 0:10:06.200 --> 0:10:09.600 I'm giving this four bowls and a spoon, and I 0:10:09.640 --> 0:10:12.319 also give it four balls. Wow if because they ever 0:10:12.360 --> 0:10:13.120 had five balls? 0:10:13.200 --> 0:10:18.040 Oh yeah, uh huh, what can you tell? We've done 0:10:18.040 --> 0:10:19.600 this for two hundred and twenty something episodes. 0:10:19.960 --> 0:10:24.439 I love it. We're over three years already. Is that insane? Yeah? 0:10:24.720 --> 0:10:26.280 You know what? Too many more years? 0:10:26.360 --> 0:10:26.480 Oh? 0:10:26.679 --> 0:10:31.640 Shoot? What got five bowls? Lucky Charms always gets five balls? 0:10:31.640 --> 0:10:34.480 And most of their incarnations do. Some of the Cinnamata's 0:10:34.520 --> 0:10:37.120 crunch cereals get five balls, magic fruity pebbles. I think 0:10:37.120 --> 0:10:40.719 did magic fruity pebbles count chocola all day? You know what? 0:10:40.800 --> 0:10:43.040 If they have marshmallows, it's pretty close to five balls 0:10:43.520 --> 0:10:47.679 pretty much. It's good, right mm hmm. Now I think 0:10:48.559 --> 0:10:50.320 I think you should chase that with some poop like 0:10:50.320 --> 0:10:52.920 a champion. They'll just push it all right, hard pass. 0:10:54.000 --> 0:10:56.120 Hopefully it's not a hard pass later. 0:10:58.160 --> 0:11:01.439 So, now, do we have like a segment that happens now? 0:11:01.920 --> 0:11:05.439 No, I mean it's seven you gotta Oh the hell's 0:11:05.440 --> 0:11:05.760 going on? 0:11:06.160 --> 0:11:08.840 You're so chaotic? Scott, So, I would like to retry 0:11:08.880 --> 0:11:12.280 the Trader Joe serial from twenty twenty. This is the 0:11:12.320 --> 0:11:14.840 one that I originally did. Yeah, oh the color is 0:11:14.840 --> 0:11:16.679 all gone. You should have fun with that. Put your 0:11:16.679 --> 0:11:18.240 hand on. I don't know. I don't want to columns. 0:11:19.360 --> 0:11:22.199 Don't do it. It's eh, it looks like a rabbit 0:11:22.240 --> 0:11:25.520 shit in my hand. I don't want that. Oo. See 0:11:25.600 --> 0:11:27.640 how when Greg t comes in, we give him all 0:11:27.679 --> 0:11:29.640 the old stuff from the bottom shehelf from twenty nineteen 0:11:29.679 --> 0:11:31.480 and he throws up it was wonderful. It was a 0:11:31.480 --> 0:11:34.640 great show. Is there like is there like a special 0:11:34.800 --> 0:11:38.880 Uh well no, because letter from a listener segment? Well, yeah, 0:11:38.880 --> 0:11:40.320 I would pretend to be the list we like to 0:11:40.320 --> 0:11:45.600 read the we like to read the listener. Is this mine? Uh? Yes, yes, 0:11:45.640 --> 0:11:47.439 I love this fruity pebble stuff. And even it's not 0:11:47.440 --> 0:11:47.960 fruity peple. 0:11:48.000 --> 0:11:50.720 Most of the people that leave reviews, there's one in particular, 0:11:50.920 --> 0:11:52.560 and I don't know who this person is. They just 0:11:52.760 --> 0:11:56.480 we're so mean to Danielle every time. I have no idea. 0:11:56.600 --> 0:11:59.120 It's actually brought our five stars down to four point nine. Yeah, 0:11:59.120 --> 0:12:00.760 we're four point nine because this is a hole ruined it. 0:12:00.840 --> 0:12:03.280 Hey, listen to this latest one. They are great. Love 0:12:03.360 --> 0:12:06.400 these guys. I'm following them through YouTube iHeartRadio, Twitter and 0:12:06.440 --> 0:12:09.120 now through Apple podcast, just because, for the love of God, 0:12:09.160 --> 0:12:11.400 can they please get a milk sponsor. You know we're 0:12:11.400 --> 0:12:15.120 working on that. Are we to your milk? I'll pay 0:12:15.160 --> 0:12:16.960 for your milkh. Look what we're using today. We're using 0:12:16.960 --> 0:12:20.360 milk from Farmland Dairies. Just saying I love Farmland Dairies. 0:12:20.440 --> 0:12:22.360 It's the first milk I always grab. And I'm at 0:12:22.360 --> 0:12:24.199 the store because look at the cow that count needs 0:12:24.200 --> 0:12:26.240 a name. What would you call that cow? Bessie? Yes? 0:12:27.440 --> 0:12:29.280 Where did that come from? Why are cows Bessie? And 0:12:29.360 --> 0:12:32.640 dog's Fidoh? Like, I don't understand. It's time for me 0:12:32.679 --> 0:12:37.520 to go this invigorating conversations. You guys keep going. Yes, 0:12:37.559 --> 0:12:40.560 thank you for stopping by. Really, Davis, thank you. Yeah. 0:12:40.559 --> 0:12:43.480 I love Piece and Cereal. I love that. You know what. 0:12:43.559 --> 0:12:46.080 That's a good sign on Maybe instead of crunch, will 0:12:46.160 --> 0:12:48.640 end with love, peace and cereal from now on. No, 0:12:48.760 --> 0:12:51.240 you won't, No, we won't. All right, I gotta I'm 0:12:51.280 --> 0:12:53.160 so late for my meeting half fun on team. You 0:12:53.240 --> 0:12:55.720 gotta be honest, I'd rather be here there. 0:12:56.080 --> 0:12:57.839 Oh, we have to take a picture with you at 0:12:57.840 --> 0:13:05.800 the end. Okay, tive out this hell hole yeah. We 0:13:06.679 --> 0:13:08.560 oh here, No, hold on. 0:13:10.800 --> 0:13:14.160 By whye thanks for stopping by. Have a good day. 0:13:15.120 --> 0:13:16.520 So you want to eat some more? No? 0:13:17.240 --> 0:13:20.200 I did three bowlt three. That was just like thirteen minutes. 0:13:20.240 --> 0:13:23.679 Boom boom boom. That was rapid fire. Wow, look at us, Now, 0:13:23.720 --> 0:13:24.280 what do we do? 0:13:24.559 --> 0:13:28.000 I don't know? Oh? Is my mic off? You speak? Hello? 0:13:28.120 --> 0:13:29.320 Your mic is on? My MIC's on. 0:13:29.360 --> 0:13:30.600 Okay, so it's just us, buddy. 0:13:30.800 --> 0:13:34.800 Yeah, oh, we should do another episode. Excuse me? What 0:13:34.840 --> 0:13:37.400 do you think? Excuse me? Should we stop this and 0:13:37.400 --> 0:13:37.920 do another one? 0:13:37.920 --> 0:13:40.280 No, we're only giving these people thirteen minutes. They don't 0:13:40.280 --> 0:13:42.760 deserve thirteen minutes. They deserve at least twenty you're right, 0:13:42.800 --> 0:13:43.440 Are you drunk? 0:13:43.720 --> 0:13:43.800 No? 0:13:44.240 --> 0:13:45.440 I just have acid reflex. 0:13:46.960 --> 0:13:48.520 Okay, Well, I. 0:13:48.480 --> 0:13:50.520 Mean I do a weird thing when I burp, and 0:13:50.559 --> 0:13:52.360 my dad does it too, so I definitely inherited. 0:13:52.559 --> 0:13:53.599 My dad does it too. I think I know what 0:13:53.640 --> 0:13:54.160 you're talking about. 0:13:54.520 --> 0:13:56.640 Whenever I'm like about to burp, sometimes I'll like move 0:13:56.679 --> 0:13:58.199 my head, oh in a weird way. 0:13:58.480 --> 0:14:02.880 Yeah, he's like, it's just old man. Yeah, it's like 0:14:02.880 --> 0:14:05.640 a hiccup slash burp at the same time. Yeah, okay, 0:14:05.960 --> 0:14:08.040 hiccup burps what did I say that we wanted to 0:14:08.040 --> 0:14:09.400 talk about? And you were like, save up a bout 0:14:09.480 --> 0:14:13.080 yet I was talking about something earlier. I said, let's 0:14:13.120 --> 0:14:15.960 mention it on the podcast, and you're like, no, something 0:14:16.120 --> 0:14:22.040 cereal related. Yeah, maybe with a certain brand Cereal probably, 0:14:22.080 --> 0:14:22.760 but I forget. 0:14:22.960 --> 0:14:25.600 Well, anyway you want to wrap it up or we 0:14:25.640 --> 0:14:28.440 want to hear something just fifteen minutes, You're right, but no, no, 0:14:28.520 --> 0:14:30.680 at least twenty minutes. No, we've had ones that are 0:14:30.720 --> 0:14:32.440 twelve and guess what those were terrible? 0:14:32.480 --> 0:14:34.680 Oh we didn't take a break. Oh yeah, let's do 0:14:34.720 --> 0:14:36.200 that and then we'll talk some more. We'll be back 0:14:36.520 --> 0:14:44.080 right for this and we're back. Who So did you 0:14:44.120 --> 0:14:46.960 know that? I mean, there's a whole line of scrunchy cereals, 0:14:47.040 --> 0:14:50.720 so we've only done a handful. You originally were against it, 0:14:50.960 --> 0:14:52.960 Oh store brands? Yes, yeah, So if you listen back 0:14:52.960 --> 0:14:55.800 to some early episodes, I'm like, we're not doing stub brands, right, 0:14:55.800 --> 0:14:58.360 That's exactly what I said. No, it sucks. This board 0:14:58.400 --> 0:15:00.920 got so dirty from its time here. I need to 0:15:00.920 --> 0:15:02.440 clean this thing. How do you do that? Do you 0:15:02.480 --> 0:15:04.240 have the little blowcan? I have no idea? 0:15:04.360 --> 0:15:07.240 Look at this there's like somebody sprayed like hot wax 0:15:07.280 --> 0:15:07.560 on it. 0:15:07.560 --> 0:15:10.760 It looks like, well it's probably milk splatter. It sucks. 0:15:10.920 --> 0:15:12.880 I mean it needs to be fixed. Should we call 0:15:12.920 --> 0:15:14.640 someone else in to do another episode with us? 0:15:15.040 --> 0:15:15.120 Like? 0:15:15.120 --> 0:15:18.520 Should we? Should we get Diamond? Diamond can't eat anything? 0:15:18.520 --> 0:15:21.280 That I love Diamond, but she can't eat anything. 0:15:21.400 --> 0:15:22.360 Maybe Josh would join. 0:15:22.480 --> 0:15:25.280 Josh is working, he needs to keep his eye on 0:15:25.440 --> 0:15:27.240 the on seacrest. Well, couldn't you do it from here? 0:15:28.680 --> 0:15:30.920 Couldn't you see the seacrest from here? I don't know 0:15:30.960 --> 0:15:32.440 how anything works here. I know you don't. 0:15:32.600 --> 0:15:35.120 Should we maybe Ali or Deana or. 0:15:35.080 --> 0:15:37.520 Oh, there's Nate. Does Nate have to go? Probably? I 0:15:37.560 --> 0:15:42.040 don't know what. Let's see what he says and maybe 0:15:42.040 --> 0:15:43.480 he'll be on next week. Hey, do you have to 0:15:43.560 --> 0:15:46.680 leave right away? I got like twoutes. Let's give up, 0:15:46.720 --> 0:15:47.000 give him. 0:15:47.160 --> 0:15:49.400 Let's do one more box in this episode. Let's do four, 0:15:49.440 --> 0:15:50.880 but let's do four in this episode? 0:15:50.960 --> 0:15:51.600 Really prepared? 0:15:51.720 --> 0:15:53.800 Oh my god, you don't need to get prepared. Just 0:15:53.880 --> 0:15:55.480 you have a whole thing of cereal to take one? 0:15:55.560 --> 0:15:58.320 All right? Well, I gotta be careful with my tooth. Remember, Oh, 0:15:58.360 --> 0:16:03.600 here we go? Is such a baby. Sit, I'm not 0:16:03.760 --> 0:16:07.680 a baby. My my thing. My filling fell out? How 0:16:07.680 --> 0:16:10.520 did that happen? I was flossing? Can you turn his 0:16:10.920 --> 0:16:13.640 mic up? Hey? One day, one day you learn about 0:16:13.640 --> 0:16:17.120 that Superman box there. I don't even have my backpack on. 0:16:17.200 --> 0:16:18.280 That's take your backpack off. 0:16:18.960 --> 0:16:23.040 Why did you strap yourself? Are you going someplace? It's 0:16:23.160 --> 0:16:25.880 much more secure that way. Takes the load off your shoulders. 0:16:25.920 --> 0:16:26.800 Put it on your chest. 0:16:26.800 --> 0:16:29.560 Would you like to try the Neapolitan puffs from Trader Joe's. 0:16:29.880 --> 0:16:31.320 We did that. I'm sure you'd like a cup. 0:16:31.520 --> 0:16:34.520 I'm sorry, but you definitely are someone who hikes with 0:16:34.640 --> 0:16:35.200 like sticks. 0:16:36.000 --> 0:16:38.320 You definitely have the poles. I do own them. I 0:16:38.400 --> 0:16:38.760 knew it. 0:16:39.480 --> 0:16:42.160 If you can hike farther, you can seriously hike farther 0:16:42.240 --> 0:16:44.040 because your arms are pushing you, not. 0:16:44.080 --> 0:16:46.360 Just your legs. You strike me as a hike. Any 0:16:46.400 --> 0:16:49.120 of this, you strike me as a stick. We already, 0:16:49.120 --> 0:16:51.040 we already did this one. You're a little bit late 0:16:51.080 --> 0:16:52.480 to the party, so just try that. Let us know 0:16:52.480 --> 0:16:54.400 what you think about that, all right? Yeah, a little 0:16:54.440 --> 0:16:57.360 late to the party. Sure, that's a Trader Joe's Neopolitan 0:16:57.440 --> 0:17:00.360 puff Cereal chocolate strawberry and vanilla cereal puff. Howes it 0:17:00.400 --> 0:17:03.280 look with other natural flavors? It honestly doesn't look well, 0:17:03.280 --> 0:17:06.280 it's not quite It's not that vibrant because it's naturally 0:17:06.440 --> 0:17:09.200 flavored and colored. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've. 0:17:09.040 --> 0:17:13.159 Got to get an equal number of chocolate vanilla and go. 0:17:13.040 --> 0:17:17.040 Ahead, Harry. I mean, it has absolutely nothing to do 0:17:17.200 --> 0:17:20.119 with sounds a little crunchy. It has nothing to do 0:17:20.160 --> 0:17:22.840 with the age of the box. It's fine. The colors 0:17:22.880 --> 0:17:24.800 were much more vibrant two and a half years ago 0:17:24.800 --> 0:17:27.359 when we first opened this box. Did you hear that part? 0:17:29.800 --> 0:17:30.800 You asked? 0:17:31.760 --> 0:17:35.560 Really, how is why it tasted like styrofoambinos? 0:17:36.040 --> 0:17:38.119 I hate you guys waiting go we have an actual 0:17:38.160 --> 0:17:40.680 real Wow. I don't want to do it anymore. He's 0:17:40.680 --> 0:17:43.440 all strapped up. He's gotta go. What is how old 0:17:43.560 --> 0:17:45.800 is this? What's the I don't know. It's from twenty nineteen. 0:17:45.800 --> 0:17:48.360 I think twenty You pour it over him, please, no, no, no, 0:17:48.400 --> 0:17:50.480 this is disgusting. No, you know you're saying. 0:17:50.600 --> 0:17:53.439 You're saying at one point those were red, yes, and 0:17:53.480 --> 0:17:54.919 they faded because of age. 0:17:54.960 --> 0:17:58.280 That's correct, they're now brown. It says Best By February 0:17:58.359 --> 0:18:02.560 twenty twenty. It's all right, big years you wait. No, 0:18:02.640 --> 0:18:05.000 I just opened this bag. This is fresh. I just 0:18:05.080 --> 0:18:05.520 opened this. 0:18:06.000 --> 0:18:08.520 And you're not making me your Greg Tea, your little 0:18:08.560 --> 0:18:11.399