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Speaker 1: What's up with you?

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Speaker 2: Wait a minute, is this the right number?

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Speaker 1: It's alser line, goodby, just.

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Speaker 3: Call me back if you haven't heard the loser line before.

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Speaker 3: It works like this. Let's say someone approaches you while

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Speaker 3: you're out at the club and a man dressed as

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Speaker 3: King Arthur approaches you with this charming pickup line, excuse me, milady,

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Speaker 3: but are you an iron rod? Because if you are,

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Speaker 3: I could hammer you on my concrete slab. Whatever you do,

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Speaker 3: resist the urge to tell him to stick his sword

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Speaker 3: in a stone and instead tell him is that the

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Speaker 3: black plague in your pocket? Or are you just happy

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Speaker 3: to see him? That's when you give him the number

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Speaker 3: of the loser line, so hopefully he leaves an awkward

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Speaker 3: voicemail that we can play on the air. Voicemails like

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Speaker 3: this one next message.

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Speaker 4: Hey, it's so disclosure. I didn't tell you this for menut,

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Speaker 4: but I was actually married for seven years. It was

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Speaker 4: a pretty conservative situation and I kind of kept myself

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Speaker 4: bottled up. But that's over, definitely over, which is good

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Speaker 4: news for you, because currently I'm in my sank phase

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Speaker 4: and I'm proud to say that it's it's been awesome.

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Speaker 4: I'm not saying no to anyone. So yeah, I'm not

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Speaker 4: sure when you bump this to happen, but call me

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Speaker 4: literally anytime. I'm ready anytime.

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Speaker 3: That's how you make a man feel special right there.

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Speaker 2: I don't say no to.

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Speaker 3: Anyone, quasi moto, med dealers, my own relatives. It's a

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Speaker 3: yes all around.

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Speaker 2: She's having a fun time.

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Speaker 4: I don't for everyone.

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Speaker 3: Well, usually it's something that you point back to you

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Speaker 3: like that was my phase.

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Speaker 2: You don't know.

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Speaker 3: It's like, you know what, starting it right now gets

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Speaker 3: are open whoever wants to come in. I'm in the

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Speaker 3: middle of my rock. I appreciate.

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Speaker 5: Good for her.

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Speaker 1: Hey, Hey, deb So I just want to check to

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Speaker 1: see if you like still interested in the modeling job

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Speaker 1: we talked about. I just think I just think it'd

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Speaker 1: be really really huge.

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Speaker 5: It'd be a really huge.

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Speaker 1: Hit with the community. And like, like I told you

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Speaker 1: that this would be like a minimum cost to you.

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Speaker 1: You just need to paint your legs kind of like brownish,

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Speaker 1: maybe with the acrylic paint, you know, when you when

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Speaker 1: you come over, I'll paint like the rest of you

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Speaker 1: like a dark green, you know. Anyway, I really just

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Speaker 1: think you be the coolest human tree. I think that

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Speaker 1: they very seen. You know, hopefully we'll win a prize,

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Speaker 1: and and I think we will.

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Speaker 5: You know, it's just it's just art, you know.

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Speaker 3: Next, Yeah, I think we just heard from Brooks sold

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Speaker 3: me he loves art, loves trees in the outdoors, and cheap.

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Speaker 2: I will say, I did think that got less creepy

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Speaker 2: as he went on, like the beginning, and then I'm like, no,

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Speaker 2: I think this man truly believes in this. You know,

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Speaker 2: you've seen those like ladies that are dressed like butterflies

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Speaker 2: and they're naked, and then all of a sudden, person, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I mean that's what he wants. I'm going to go

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Speaker 2: with more stick art for this dude.

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Speaker 3: But you know, it's actually nice to hear from a

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Speaker 3: guy who appreciates quality art on this show. And if

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Speaker 3: you want to be cultured in the fine arts just

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Speaker 3: like he is, then head over to the brook and

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Speaker 3: Jeffrey TikTok page, where you're going to see some of

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Speaker 3: the most bold abstract art out there, including a video

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Speaker 3: of Alexis turning herself into a human pizza. It's not delivery,

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Speaker 3: it's Alexis. And also we have your favorite Loser line

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Speaker 3: clip with a week on there too, every single week

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Speaker 3: like this one.

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Speaker 5: Next message, Jared, I gotta admit a ton of dude

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Speaker 5: to try to scare me, but you are by far

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Speaker 5: the most convincing one. Oh my god, So duh, I

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Speaker 5: give you cash? What the hell was I thinking? So

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Speaker 5: I'm there, obviously in the clubs dancing, waiting for you

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Speaker 5: to get back with our drinks. You never did, of course,

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Speaker 5: you never did.

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Speaker 2: What the hell.

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Speaker 5: Was that fifty bucks really really worth? Being a partaker

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Speaker 5: with no integrity? Squad? I hope you get rob Oh

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Speaker 5: next message, Okay, I mean that's one reason to never

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Speaker 5: pay for your own drinks.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, let the guy do it for you.

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Speaker 3: You can say that, but call me crazy. I think

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Speaker 3: they have a chance. You meant to steal her heart

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Speaker 3: but accidentally stole her wallet. It was a simple misunderstanding,

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Speaker 3: got it. I trying to make you about other girls

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Speaker 3: drinks with her money? Guarantee it's a smart man.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, what's up, baby girl? Hey you looked good last

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Speaker 5: night and you knew it. You knew it too, didn't You.

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Speaker 4: Had on that dress and them heels.

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Speaker 5: Listen, let's say you and me tonight.

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Speaker 3: I'm on the gug phone.

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Speaker 4: Hey, hey, listen.

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Speaker 5: Uh, I'm gonna have to call you back, all right,

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Speaker 5: but let's say we're gonna make those plans, all right.

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Speaker 5: I want you to dream of me.

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Speaker 4: Do I bug you when you're on the phone.

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Speaker 3: You Oh my god, Not only is that his wife,

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Speaker 3: but that's his wife for a while.

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Speaker 4: I that's mom.

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Speaker 2: I thought, I thought, I thought wife that really wouldn't

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Speaker 2: care if he was cheating.

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Speaker 3: Is that one of your girlfriends? I hope it is

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Speaker 3: just them. I respect him for choosing the girl on

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Speaker 3: the phone over the trash. Yeah, don't let a man

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Speaker 3: choose the trash over you.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you know you're worst.

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Speaker 3: Okay, you're ladies first, then trash.

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Speaker 5: You get the Loser Line.

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Speaker 2: Jeff You remember that actually talking to a woman there.

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Speaker 5: Still respect him.

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Speaker 3: Remember you can listen to the Loser Line regularly at

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Speaker 3: this time every week, and make sure you subscribe to

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Speaker 3: the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok. You can hear all your

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Speaker 3: favorite loser lines. Right on there. We're going to do

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Speaker 3: a phone tap right after this