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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Virginia's

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Speaker 1: for Trenders. Courtesy of Johnny Davis, part of the license

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Speaker 1: plate suite. And yeah, Virginia is what a what a

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Speaker 1: state slogan? You know, the road trip continues, I mean nothing,

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Speaker 1: Why is it? Why is it? Why is Why is Virginia? Yeah? Why?

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Speaker 1: I'm curious? Uh, and we guess we find out they

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Speaker 1: created in nineteen they've been the nine the Virginia State

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Speaker 1: Travel Service now the Virginia Tours In Corporation adopted Virginia's

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Speaker 1: for lovers slogan and the first there's no part of

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Speaker 1: a feature and modern bride as part of a marketing campaign.

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Speaker 1: I mean, well, what happened. But it's interesting that it

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Speaker 1: has lasted throughout the hippie movement, like it because they

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Speaker 1: dropped it at the height of like hippie dom, right

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Speaker 1: sixty eight or maybe I don't know if that was

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Speaker 1: the high. I don't know about that time. But interesting,

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Speaker 1: I think this is the deal. It's because in the beginning,

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Speaker 1: this like the like these sort of advertisers were saying,

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Speaker 1: like it's got everything, like Virginia's for history lovers, it's

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Speaker 1: for beach lovers. It's for mountain lovers. And then they're like,

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Speaker 1: that's too it's too broad. Let's just make it even

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Speaker 1: more broad. It's for lovers. Yeah, but now I'm thinking,

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Speaker 1: like that's where you go to for like you know,

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Speaker 1: you know, get it, but nasty sex, you know what

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Speaker 1: I mean? Like, yeah, wold your freaky Okay, I've always

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Speaker 1: gone I can only have sex in Virginia. I think

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Speaker 1: we all know that, right, Yeah, that would be they

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Speaker 1: should uh sponsor some content based on that, like a

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Speaker 1: rom com about somebody who can only have have sexual

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Speaker 1: relations in Virginia. Oh yeah, I mean the only way

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Speaker 1: Josh Hartnett for days only for forty days, but they

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Speaker 1: can't do it. Yeah. Yeah. The sexiest I think I've

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Speaker 1: ever seen, indeed, is the lou Ray caverns in Virginia.

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Speaker 1: So I don't know what those are. Now you'd know

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Speaker 1: if you saw him, because you would only be able

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Speaker 1: to have sex in Virginia after That's right. Well, Devin

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Speaker 1: Nunez is trending. Somebody who's name were mentioned a lot

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Speaker 1: at the in the early days of the Trump administration,

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Speaker 1: um because he was like coming into the Trump administration,

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Speaker 1: he was known for being like very friendly with Vladimir

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Speaker 1: very friendly to Trump. And you know this was one

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Speaker 1: of the pieces of huh, you know, like this guy

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Speaker 1: pretty weird. Yeah, he's uh, he's moving on. I mean, yes,

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Speaker 1: we remember when he like was like, oh, I have

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Speaker 1: stuff from my position as the Intelligence Committee chair to

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Speaker 1: completely meddle in and any kind of investigation. And remember

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Speaker 1: he was like, well, they got their report, we got

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Speaker 1: our memo. Remember the memo back then when he's like, oh,

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Speaker 1: what do you see our memo? That's it's way worse

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Speaker 1: than the thing of like a compilation of facts. So

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Speaker 1: the thing is he is now moving on to greener pastures,

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Speaker 1: and by greener pastures, I mean an absolute mistake, because

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Speaker 1: he is leaving Congress to be the CEO of Trump's

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Speaker 1: new media company. Um that's apparently valued at when a

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Speaker 1: baillion dollars. Not sure where they got that, but just

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Speaker 1: looking at his Trump's track record with anything that's a

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Speaker 1: called a company, I don't know if that's a good

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Speaker 1: career pivot for you, Devon, but I also understand why

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Speaker 1: you shook as fuck because you saw the new districts

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Speaker 1: in California and realized where you usually get your votes

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Speaker 1: starting to look a little bit harder for someone of

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Speaker 1: your ideological bend. So I think that's what's really going on.

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Speaker 1: Is there a like redistricting, redistricting that's actually resnittive for

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Speaker 1: non conservative Yeah? Yeah, it's like it's a fucking about everybody,

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Speaker 1: you know at everybody's mandarin. But in that sense, I

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Speaker 1: he's like, well, I don't want to have to like

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Speaker 1: prove I'm worthy of a vote, so I'll just go

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Speaker 1: to this terrible abuser who's that says he has a

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Speaker 1: job for me. Yeah. It usually doesn't end up too

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Speaker 1: good for anyone, anyone, like literally anybody who's ever kind

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Speaker 1: And and even then you could argue, you know, how

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Speaker 1: is she really doing? Yeah, how is she? How is

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Speaker 1: don't know, after that Atlantic article about how Trump is

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Speaker 1: in a better position to overturn the results of a

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Speaker 1: who's holding out hope that he's not going to be

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Speaker 1: by when we mean just overturned, Like, no matter what happens,

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Speaker 1: dark time. But again it's like you're like, why is

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Speaker 1: rather than you know, aside from these like you know whatever,

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Speaker 1: it's just all the lack of urgency should be frightening

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Speaker 1: to people. Yeah, that article I think you mentioned on

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Speaker 1: this morning's episode. But it's, uh, what's it called. It's

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Speaker 1: like January six was a test run or something. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's something like his second coup has already begun. There's

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Speaker 1: like a whole series of Atlantic, the Atlantic just saying like, hey,

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Speaker 1: here all the reasons you should not feel good about

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Speaker 1: an election. Happening anytime soon, because there's actual ghosts uh

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Speaker 1: into positions of power. As it relates to election results, Uh,

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Speaker 1: getting getting ready to invade, start a war, all sorts

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Speaker 1: of horrifying shit. Uh. Biden warned him that any fakery

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Speaker 1: will lead to economic sanctions and other responses. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: it's more tension in that region again. And Biden remember

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Speaker 1: this funny because the Ukrainian government's official Twitter uh account,

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Speaker 1: they're just ship posting on Maine right now, Like they're

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Speaker 1: posting memes about different kinds of It was like types

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Speaker 1: And you're like, wow, just I get it. That's just

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Speaker 1: all we know. We just know how to ship post

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Speaker 1: through it. But yeah, it's definitely it will see where

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Speaker 1: But yeah, you don't. You don't like to see a

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Speaker 1: when it's a dictator, you know, as somebody who's already

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Speaker 1: so we're good. We're good here, okay exactly. Adam Kinzinger

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Speaker 1: that has shocked uh shocked MSNBC. Yeah, MSNBC, only uh

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Speaker 1: he has decided to halt cooperation with the January six Committee.

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Speaker 1: He already uh released a book and then said was

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Speaker 1: So it's his own book caught it fake news. So

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Speaker 1: that wasn't gonna happen. I mean, when you're on news

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Speaker 1: Max and you're like, what about the part where you

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Speaker 1: It is what you don't understand, Like, don't listen to me.

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Speaker 1: I'm gross. And I smell my armpits, smell my biceps

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Speaker 1: are not like Christmas hams Okay, unrelated thing to say,

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Speaker 1: but yeah, and I think this is the one spot

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Speaker 1: it's the words out of the committee, the Jan six

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Speaker 1: Investigative Committee have they've said that UM Vice president, former

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Speaker 1: very cooperative. But I don't know what that means, singing

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Speaker 1: like a Mariah Canary. UM, I don't know. I don't

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Speaker 1: know why I said that. You did it. Yeah, so

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Speaker 1: I said that, And I'm proud that I said that.

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Speaker 1: That was funny that I said that. Good, good word play.

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Speaker 1: carry puns, and we're back. And Dan Crenshaw is trending

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Speaker 1: Paul Gosa, Matt Gates, you know, Bobert all that, you know,

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Speaker 1: them performance artists. You did like a fucking weird action

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Speaker 1: that this has caused, because I believe Bobert has already

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Speaker 1: called for someone to primary Dan Crenshaw. Uh. And you

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Speaker 1: love to see it, you really do. You love to

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Speaker 1: see these carcinogenic, fucking losers go after each other for

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Speaker 1: the I want more airtime awards um. And I don't know, like,

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Speaker 1: just have people say like the worst ship all the

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Speaker 1: age of pretend we're not racists. But either way, like

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Speaker 1: you look at Dan Crunch, You're like you, I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: you're righteous suddenly because you you do you like to

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Speaker 1: we got performance artists here. They're a bunch of you know,

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Speaker 1: they're they're just doing it for the cameras. But then

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Speaker 1: his like proofpoint is like they didn't vote with Trump

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Speaker 1: they bad for elections? Or are you just like hating

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Speaker 1: because they're getting all the air time right now and

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Speaker 1: you're like, hey, I let Pete Davidson rip on me

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Speaker 1: a little bit. Uh, And that guy's with Kim Kardashian.

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Speaker 1: Let's not forget that's worth talking about, hun folks. But

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Speaker 1: either way, it's it's causing causing our drama and sure,

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Speaker 1: Until then, be kind to each other, be kind to yourselves,

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