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Speaker 1: For today's phone tap, we needed someone who could pull

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Speaker 1: off a snobby, pretentious mom. I wonder here.

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Speaker 2: Could do that? Is this a Jose one? Then?

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Speaker 3: Is in a digital Jake one?

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Speaker 1: Jose? Maybe me I could do it? Spotlight alexis with

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Speaker 1: mom energy.

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Speaker 3: No, it's.

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Speaker 1: I guess it's gonna have.

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Speaker 4: To be Brooke.

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Speaker 1: And today she's posing as a mom taking her six

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Speaker 1: year old daughter to another girl's birthday, and let's just say,

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Speaker 1: mama is very particular about how things should go down there.

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Speaker 1: It's your phone tap right now?

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Speaker 2: An Hello, Hi is this Rebecca? Yes, Hi, this is Trina.

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Speaker 2: I'm Taylor's mom.

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Speaker 4: Oh hi, Hello, yea great.

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Speaker 2: Taylor is so excited about the birthday party.

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Speaker 4: Oh great, We're really excited to have her.

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Speaker 2: It's so funny that we've been at the same school

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Speaker 2: now for a couple of years, and I don't think

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Speaker 2: we've ever met. Wow.

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Speaker 3: No, I was just thinking the same thing. I don't

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Speaker 3: think we have That isn't that crazy?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? But you will.

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Speaker 3: I mean, if you can, you should totally stick around

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Speaker 3: the party and we can hang out a little bit

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Speaker 3: if you want time.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, about that. I just want to make sure because

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Speaker 2: every other party tailor's been to this year, has them

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Speaker 2: You will have a sugar free cake, right.

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Speaker 3: A sugar free cake?

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Speaker 2: No? Oh? Is that a joke? Is that funny too?

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Speaker 2: Is that funny?

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Speaker 4: Is the sugar free cake?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? That you're not gonna have one. That's a joke, right, No?

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Speaker 3: I oh no, We're gonna have an ice cream cake.

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Speaker 3: So I'm pretty sure there's sugar in that. But I mean,

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Speaker 3: it's her birthday, so.

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Speaker 2: That's a disappointment. Okay. I should probably also take this

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Speaker 2: time to tell you that Taylor's also in her blue face,

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Speaker 2: so she only eats blue foods. Okay, you'll be providing those, right.

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Speaker 3: Like blueberries?

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Speaker 2: Oh yes, yes, blueberries, blue corn, tortilla chips. I even

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Speaker 2: let the mountain dew voltage slide. Every once in a while.

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Speaker 2: I have blue dyed mac and cheese. That would work.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I don't want you to go out of

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Speaker 2: your way, but you should go out of your way.

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Speaker 4: I mean, I.

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Speaker 2: Last month she was in her star face starfruits had

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Speaker 2: to cut all her chicken nuggets into star shapes. Oh

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Speaker 2: my god, it was doctor recommended.

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Speaker 4: This is all new to me, by the way.

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Speaker 2: I'm so sorry to interrupt, but looking at your invitation,

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Speaker 2: it says there's gonna be pony rides there.

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Speaker 3: Yes, fun, Hopefully that's okay with Taylor, and pony rides

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Speaker 3: are okay for what she needs.

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Speaker 2: Oh it's so great. I mean, as long as you're

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Speaker 2: okay that Taylor brings her own live pony.

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 2: The only reason I say that is because Taylor's pony

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Speaker 2: is gluten free. Makes sense now, I'm sure.

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Speaker 4: Uh, that's a new one.

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Speaker 3: I've never that's definitely.

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Speaker 2: It's just I can't trust those dodgy pony rental places.

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Speaker 2: They probably have a meth lab in the back behind

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Speaker 2: the stables.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, No.

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Speaker 2: Wish that was a joke.

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Speaker 4: I wish. Well, I can assure you that this is

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Speaker 4: a legit place.

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Speaker 3: It's a really nice family farm that does the pony rental,

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Speaker 3: So there's no meth labs.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but the ponies aren't gluten free, are they.

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Speaker 4: Again, I'm not sure what that means what a gluten

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Speaker 4: free pony is.

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Speaker 2: Even Rebecca, I'm sensing stress.

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Speaker 4: I mean I am definitely, yeah, getting a little stressed.

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Speaker 2: You know what if you go ahead and be stressed,

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Speaker 2: but listen, you can just put me in charge of

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Speaker 2: everything from here on out, and we can make some

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Speaker 2: great improvements to your party.

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Speaker 4: No, I might be a little stressed, but I'm totally fine.

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Speaker 4: Everything's on track for my daughter's party. We're all set,

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Speaker 4: thank you.

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Speaker 2: Right, But I'm the mother of a gifted child. Taylor's gifted.

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Speaker 1: Oh did you know that?

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Speaker 4: I'm sure she is. And my child is gifted as well.

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Speaker 4: We're all here.

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Speaker 2: The funniest thing you've said, it goes. Taylor already has

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Speaker 2: plans to recite the Gettysburg address at the party for

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Speaker 2: everyone's entertainment. She knows it, my heart.

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Speaker 4: That's not necessary that. You know, we're gonna have some

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Speaker 4: other entertainment, so I don't think we're going to have

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Speaker 4: time for that.

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Speaker 2: You know what I'm reading between the lines here, and

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Speaker 2: I get it. Your daughter feels threatened by Taylor, doesn't she.

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Speaker 2: That's too bad. Jealousy starts early.

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Speaker 4: No, she's not jealous, I can assure you. And I

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Speaker 4: don't want this whole like vibe, whatever's happening here right

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Speaker 4: now to be part of my daughter's birthday. This is

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Speaker 4: supposed to be a fun day.

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Speaker 2: I am just so thankful you didn't invite that pretentious

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Speaker 2: Alitas from the radio show Brick Fox. What Rose? Who

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Speaker 2: is that brick Fox? I heard she demands to bring

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Speaker 2: her own working carousel to every children's event so the

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Speaker 2: saddles don't smell.

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Speaker 4: Like I'm sorry, I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I am sorry too, because you don't know her. And

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Speaker 2: I just realized I am her And this is actually

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Speaker 2: a prank phone call. Oh my god, this is actually

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Speaker 2: brought from the radio show Broke at Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 2: Does that ring a bell loud?

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Speaker 4: Oh? No, you have got to be kidding me right now.

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Speaker 2: Your sister Jeffy set you up.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: She said that you recently moved your kid to a

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Speaker 2: private school and you're getting some we'll say, interesting requests

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Speaker 2: from the parents about the party.

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Speaker 3: I am Oh jeez, I was just losing my mind.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because you didn't get a gluten free pony. It's like,

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Speaker 2: what kind of mother are you?

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Speaker 4: Wake up? Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on

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Speaker 4: the twenties, Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.