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Speaker 1: In today's prank, two roommates have been living in a

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Speaker 1: house together and after a whole year, one finally convinced

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Speaker 1: the other to hire a professional house cleaner. Really really

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Speaker 1: is now. The guy we're about to call never wanted

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Speaker 1: anybody to come over to his place. He was worried

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Speaker 1: that they'd steal stuff or rearrange things in a weird

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Speaker 1: way because he never had one growing up, so he

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Speaker 1: was very, very wary. With good reason, though, because his

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Speaker 1: roommate listens to our show and called us with a

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Speaker 1: wild idea saying, let's have Brooke be the house cleaner

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Speaker 1: who's stuck in a dark room and can't find her

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Speaker 1: way out. Yeah, you're gonna hear it in your phone

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Speaker 1: tap right now.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hi Trevor. Trevor speaking. How can I help you?

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Speaker 3: Oh? Hi, I'm a I'm the housekeeper you hired for today.

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Speaker 2: Oh oh hey, how you doing? Bobby? To call my roommate,

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Speaker 2: the one that hired you?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well I tried to call him. He didn't answer,

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Speaker 3: and I'm sorry, I just I need some help.

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Speaker 2: Help with what? How can I help you? You know what?

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Speaker 3: Funny thing happened to me? So I'm in a room

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Speaker 3: and I can't get out.

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Speaker 2: You're in a room that you can't get out? Where

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Speaker 2: are you at You're on the first floor.

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Speaker 3: No, I'm up on the second floor and it's just

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Speaker 3: so dark and I can't find the light switch anywhere.

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Speaker 2: So wait, you're you're the house cleaner and you're went

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Speaker 2: into a room where there was.

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Speaker 3: No lights in You could just let me know, like,

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Speaker 3: light switch is usually left wall, right wall in the middle.

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Speaker 2: What was that?

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Speaker 3: What was what are anything?

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Speaker 2: I heard it? Lloyds? What room are you in?

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Speaker 3: Like I said, I'd love to tell you, but I

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Speaker 3: can't see it.

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Speaker 2: Real problem.

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Speaker 3: I'm just I'm kind of like putting my hands out

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Speaker 3: and feeling.

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Speaker 2: Along that what are you doing?

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Speaker 3: I'm just trying to get out of here. Everything valuable

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Speaker 3: around here?

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Speaker 2: Do you? I don't know if you're in my room

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Speaker 2: or not, but like you can just easily just open

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Speaker 2: the drape that way you can just see, you know,

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Speaker 2: have some light.

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Speaker 3: That's a great idea. I did not think of that.

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Speaker 3: Now I just need to find which Oh.

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Speaker 2: My god, what there.

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Speaker 3: Was just something in the middle of the floor. That's weird, right,

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Speaker 3: things in the middle of the.

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Speaker 2: Floor, stuff knocking over my stuff?

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Speaker 1: Well, I don't know if it's your stuff.

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Speaker 3: I can't see anything, so I mean it's amazing. I

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Speaker 3: could hold my hand in front of my face. I

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Speaker 3: got nothing if I swing my arm around me. I

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Speaker 3: just thought if I swung that way, it'd be fine.

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Speaker 2: But maybe if I just swing the other way. No, no, no,

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Speaker 2: this is why I did not want him to get

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Speaker 2: a place.

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Speaker 3: Oh man, this is gonna be a lot of cleaning.

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Speaker 3: I don't know what my company, what kind of quote

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Speaker 3: they gave you, but they take me another hour or so.

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Speaker 2: What are you doing? Just trying to find a light

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Speaker 2: switch a drake? Oh my.

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Speaker 3: Bugger.

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Speaker 2: At this point, I think you're just a chrystian. You're

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Speaker 2: just purposely making.

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Speaker 3: Okay, listen, I hear you. But good news.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to lose good news.

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Speaker 3: I found my vacuum. I've got it right here.

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Speaker 2: Wow, this is a big room. This is a Whatever

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Speaker 2: you're doing.

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Speaker 3: Let me ask you a question that's totally unrelated. How's

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Speaker 3: your insurance like Runner's insurance?

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Speaker 2: Are you saying that because you broke all out?

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Speaker 3: Oh man, that was on my knee out. You know,

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Speaker 3: it's interesting that you're not worried about me in this situation,

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Speaker 3: because you're the.

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Speaker 2: One that's everything walking around the house.

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Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure most of this stuff was broken when

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Speaker 3: I got here.

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Speaker 1: Did you want a big party last night?

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Speaker 2: Oh my god?

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Speaker 3: Now that one, that one I dropped.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god. I'm going to call my roommate right

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Speaker 2: now and tell him.

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Speaker 3: Actually, you know what, you know, I forgot to mention

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Speaker 3: at the beginning when I was looking around here that

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Speaker 3: I have already talked to him.

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Speaker 2: Eric, you already talked to him. Yeah, yeah, I.

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Speaker 3: Talked to him when he set you up for this

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Speaker 3: prank phone call. What oh god, Yeah, that's actually our studio.

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Speaker 1: This is actually broke.

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Speaker 3: For Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: We're doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 3: All those sound effects?

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Speaker 2: God, are you?

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Speaker 1: Did you really think I.

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Speaker 3: Was a house cleaner that couldn't find a light switch.

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Speaker 2: I thought everything that I owned wind Oh, oh my god.

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Speaker 3: That's so nervously that that one was your television. But

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Speaker 3: I'm sure you have a warranty.

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Speaker 2: I do, but still, oh my god, weak up every

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Speaker 2: morning with slow taps weekday mornings on the twenties, Brooke

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Speaker 2: and Jeffrey in the Morning