WEBVTT - Mini Crush #47 0:00:25.000 --> 0:00:31.440 Hey, everybody, welcome to movie crush. Chuck, are you okay? 0:00:31.800 --> 0:00:33.920 I am okay. It sounded like a robot that was 0:00:34.000 --> 0:00:36.519 like powering down. How great would that be? Wouldn't that 0:00:36.560 --> 0:00:38.199 be fun just to be able to fully power down 0:00:38.440 --> 0:00:41.440 to do sleep mode for a minute. Yeah, because it's not. 0:00:41.520 --> 0:00:43.320 You know, sometimes I wake up in the middle of 0:00:43.320 --> 0:00:44.959 the night if I'm stressed. I was up at five 0:00:44.960 --> 0:00:47.560 thirty this morning. If you could just literally power down 0:00:47.640 --> 0:00:49.960 right solid hour, just put on a timer so you 0:00:50.479 --> 0:00:54.680 can know what to expect. Really, well, last night, Chuck, 0:00:54.840 --> 0:00:56.640 did you I did? I went to bed at like 0:00:56.760 --> 0:01:00.200 nine thirty. Yeah, man, woke up early, took my kid 0:01:00.240 --> 0:01:02.720 to school. I'm here with you singing a song. It's 0:01:02.720 --> 0:01:05.640 gonna be a good day. We haven't saying yet. Uh, 0:01:05.840 --> 0:01:07.800 you know I was up early. What are you gonna 0:01:07.800 --> 0:01:10.319 talk about this? But I'm gonna go ahead and mention it. Uh. 0:01:10.360 --> 0:01:12.959 I found out a friend of mine from college died 0:01:13.560 --> 0:01:16.759 last night. Died like a week ago. Yeah, And this 0:01:16.800 --> 0:01:18.720 was one of those deals where like I hadn't talked 0:01:18.760 --> 0:01:21.959 to him since then, but he was one of those 0:01:21.959 --> 0:01:24.000 guys I was like, well, and his name was Chuck too, 0:01:24.040 --> 0:01:27.440 which is why anyone in Athens calls me Chucky because 0:01:27.440 --> 0:01:30.160 of this guy, because he was there first and at 0:01:30.160 --> 0:01:32.520 this restaurant mix Kelly Grill. So I got hired and 0:01:32.520 --> 0:01:34.080 there was a Chuck, so they all call me Chucky. 0:01:34.120 --> 0:01:36.759 So any of my Athens old Athens friends still see 0:01:36.760 --> 0:01:38.440 me and call me Chucky, which is funny. Didn't get 0:01:38.440 --> 0:01:40.200 a choice in this matter. He didn't get a choice. 0:01:40.600 --> 0:01:42.800 But anyway, the other Chuck passed away like a week ago, 0:01:42.880 --> 0:01:44.319 and he was one of those guys where I was like, man, 0:01:44.760 --> 0:01:47.240 I'm sure I will see Chuck again at some point, 0:01:47.280 --> 0:01:48.960 and you probably would have just picked right back up, 0:01:49.000 --> 0:01:51.880 picked right back up and had drinks and it would 0:01:51.880 --> 0:01:54.000 have been amazing. So sorry to hear that. Yeah, I 0:01:54.040 --> 0:01:57.400 think we're facilitating a reunion of that restaurant crew though 0:01:57.720 --> 0:02:01.280 slash memorial, which would be great. But then it's it's 0:02:01.320 --> 0:02:03.320 just that, like, man, why didn't we do it a year? 0:02:03.480 --> 0:02:09.480 That's also true anyway, Rest in peace, Mr Chuck Johnson, great, 0:02:09.520 --> 0:02:13.720 great man, my first like really close gay friend, like 0:02:13.840 --> 0:02:17.080 when I was just sort of coming away from church 0:02:17.120 --> 0:02:20.280 and meeting all sorts of great new people and exposing 0:02:20.280 --> 0:02:24.200 myself to like college life for real, sounds like a 0:02:24.320 --> 0:02:28.160 formative time. All right, everybody didn't mean to bum you 0:02:28.200 --> 0:02:31.919 out off the bat. Let's drink some whiskey and get 0:02:31.919 --> 0:02:35.880 to it. It's only nine, it's almost ten am. What's 0:02:35.919 --> 0:02:38.960 up with these bagels? She finally starts getting everything bagels, 0:02:40.280 --> 0:02:46.000 and she'll get six are those when everyone loves him? 0:02:46.040 --> 0:02:50.360 And then she'll get an absurd assort eighteen like weird 0:02:50.560 --> 0:02:54.960 spinach cream things. You're the only one, dude, because there's 0:02:55.040 --> 0:02:56.800 nineteen of them in there. I wonder do you ate 0:02:56.840 --> 0:02:59.080 that one? No? I don't even know what you're talking about. Um, 0:02:59.160 --> 0:03:02.440 I have noticed that it's quite an elaborate assortment, and 0:03:02.440 --> 0:03:04.400 I think that the ticket might just be to part 0:03:04.480 --> 0:03:08.600 down to the essentials, so that would be plain, yeah, 0:03:08.680 --> 0:03:12.440 everything everything, what whole wheat just because I don't know, No, 0:03:12.520 --> 0:03:14.800 I like god even no, No, I like a poppy seed, 0:03:15.160 --> 0:03:20.440 a poppy seed, garlic, garlic, bay garlic, poppy everything plain? 0:03:20.560 --> 0:03:22.600 And then what else? Um? I mean, you know, maybe 0:03:22.600 --> 0:03:24.720 a whole wheat for those them, what like whole wheat 0:03:24.880 --> 0:03:29.600 or the raisin like those people Someone told me they 0:03:29.639 --> 0:03:33.240 put smoked salmon cream cheese on a raisin cinnamon bagel, 0:03:33.520 --> 0:03:36.480 and I was like, you, sir, are a monster, yes, 0:03:37.160 --> 0:03:40.800 a madman. Indeed, what do we got today, Chuck? What's 0:03:40.800 --> 0:03:43.880 on the docket? On the docket, Knoll? We have? I 0:03:43.920 --> 0:03:45.600 wish I knew when this was coming out in real time, 0:03:45.640 --> 0:03:47.600 because we're actually ahead of the game. We're way ahead. 0:03:48.360 --> 0:03:50.440 We're gonna say so much dated ship. Yeah, but is 0:03:50.480 --> 0:03:54.920 it before Christmas? Is it after Christmas? Exactly? It doesn't matter. 0:03:55.120 --> 0:03:57.080 I don't even know who want to talk like, there's 0:03:57.080 --> 0:04:00.040 no tomorrow. All right, So social studies. We're going to 0:04:00.120 --> 0:04:08.120 start with social and uh, this is one that I've 0:04:08.200 --> 0:04:11.360 kept going from previous weeks on the old Facebook page. 0:04:11.760 --> 0:04:13.720 A memorable thing that happened to you in a movie 0:04:14.000 --> 0:04:17.440 going experience and not like I criad so hard during 0:04:17.440 --> 0:04:19.480 the notebook. I think I had a bummer story about 0:04:19.480 --> 0:04:22.640 a weird abusive dude that was yes, you did, absolutely 0:04:23.440 --> 0:04:25.200 and I had mind about the guy walking out of 0:04:26.000 --> 0:04:30.600 Welcome to the Dollhouse, like shaming everyone's day. So, uh, 0:04:30.800 --> 0:04:34.440 we'll start with an actually actually went through and pull 0:04:34.560 --> 0:04:37.120 these out last night, everybody, I was not lazy for 0:04:37.160 --> 0:04:40.160 a change, And so you won't hear me go which 0:04:40.160 --> 0:04:42.520 one should I pick? So we're gonna start off right 0:04:42.560 --> 0:04:46.480 away with Chloe. Uh wow, all of the names. It's 0:04:46.480 --> 0:04:50.600 always with the names. No, I wish sevenny. I still 0:04:50.600 --> 0:04:52.520 don't even know how to pronounce your last name either. Um. 0:04:52.960 --> 0:04:55.200 Did I ever tell you about when I saw here 0:04:55.240 --> 0:04:57.719 we go already? Who was the guy in Brown Bunny, 0:04:57.920 --> 0:05:00.760 Vince gallow Gallo? I saw him on the street in 0:05:00.760 --> 0:05:03.080 New York once? Well, did we talk about this then? 0:05:03.120 --> 0:05:05.839 Maybe the day I saw him in three places in 0:05:05.960 --> 0:05:10.160 l A. He thought I was following him. He really did, 0:05:10.200 --> 0:05:12.520 Like you saw this look in his eye. At the 0:05:12.520 --> 0:05:14.200 third place, I saw that look in his eye. He 0:05:14.320 --> 0:05:17.120 was like, oh ship was this guy? Like? That's hilarious? Yeah, 0:05:17.240 --> 0:05:18.600 And I bet you felt the same way. I was like, 0:05:18.640 --> 0:05:22.360 why is this Vincent Gallas following following me? No? I 0:05:22.360 --> 0:05:25.000 mean that'd be a creepy follow that would be so Chloe, 0:05:25.240 --> 0:05:28.760 where's he been? He's probably working on his next masterpiece, 0:05:28.960 --> 0:05:32.640 you know, in a dungeon with real fallacio in a film. 0:05:32.680 --> 0:05:36.560 Gotta have it crucial. So this is not Chloe's uh 0:05:36.640 --> 0:05:40.320 seven year think you don't know either. I always do 0:05:40.400 --> 0:05:44.120 the hard gegny all right, but this is not this 0:05:44.200 --> 0:05:48.240 is uh to see TuS No, this is what I'm 0:05:48.240 --> 0:05:50.679 gonna say. Man, if only we had Casey Pegram Casey 0:05:50.760 --> 0:05:52.520 on the case. I know, dude, I just had him 0:05:52.560 --> 0:05:54.120 for the Shine, he told me, And we're going to 0:05:54.200 --> 0:05:57.359 do a Kubrick three parter, and Casey might just be 0:05:57.480 --> 0:06:00.600 my go to guy for like maybe ticking off like 0:06:00.680 --> 0:06:05.039 kur Sawa, absolutely any of the Criterion type stuff cases. Yeah, 0:06:05.160 --> 0:06:08.760 he can really talk intelligently about a movie, all right. 0:06:09.279 --> 0:06:12.080 Chloe says this. When I went to see the movie 0:06:12.120 --> 0:06:16.120 it the one from just last year, I was the 0:06:16.160 --> 0:06:18.600 only one in the cinema during the day, and halfway 0:06:18.600 --> 0:06:22.600 through the movie, a red balloon floated to the ceiling. 0:06:23.839 --> 0:06:26.400 I couldn't see anyone else in there, and I was 0:06:26.480 --> 0:06:29.800 genuinely freaked out for the rest of the movie. That's interesting. 0:06:29.839 --> 0:06:32.600 I wonder if that was like a leftover red balloon 0:06:32.680 --> 0:06:36.840 from some like premiere event. Many possibilities here. It could 0:06:36.880 --> 0:06:39.960 have just simply been under a seat and warmed its 0:06:39.960 --> 0:06:42.400 way out as it lost air until it was free 0:06:42.480 --> 0:06:45.080 enough to float, or it could have you know, passed 0:06:45.120 --> 0:06:48.560 over from the nether world. Sure, or it could have 0:06:48.560 --> 0:06:51.320 been someone just fucking with her. That's like I hide 0:06:51.320 --> 0:06:54.440 in the theater with red balloons during it and release them. 0:06:54.560 --> 0:06:56.160 That's crazy too that you would have been the only one. 0:06:56.160 --> 0:06:58.719 I guess during the day. You're more likely to have 0:06:58.839 --> 0:07:01.280 an empty theater during day, like on a week day. Yeah, 0:07:01.320 --> 0:07:04.719 that happened to me during Overlord. The only person there 0:07:05.200 --> 0:07:07.720 was that any good. Well, here was the deal. I 0:07:08.000 --> 0:07:10.400 saw it. It wasn't really on my radar like at all. 0:07:10.800 --> 0:07:13.080 But I had a window and I was like, oh man, 0:07:13.120 --> 0:07:14.520 I got a window and go see a movie. And 0:07:14.560 --> 0:07:16.200 I looked up and that was the only thing playing 0:07:16.280 --> 0:07:19.120 during that window that was remotely interesting. So I was like, sure, 0:07:19.120 --> 0:07:21.080 I'll go see it. It It kind of like it wasn't 0:07:21.320 --> 0:07:23.600 Gorefest kind of a little bit. No, I mean it 0:07:23.680 --> 0:07:25.320 was sort of. It was a mash up, you know, 0:07:25.360 --> 0:07:28.600 World War two slash sort of sci fi, not zombie, 0:07:28.680 --> 0:07:32.640 but like you know, nazy experimenting on like super soldiers 0:07:32.640 --> 0:07:37.920 there damn Nazzies and the experiments. I ganked that from 0:07:38.080 --> 0:07:41.200 Ben Harrison. Love it from fires Nazzi. I love it. Well, 0:07:41.200 --> 0:07:44.000 that's how like an old grizzled war vel, which is 0:07:44.040 --> 0:07:45.440 he ganked that he didn't make that. I love it. 0:07:45.600 --> 0:07:48.640 That's great. That is terrifying. That that would have freak 0:07:48.680 --> 0:07:51.080 seen the the original that was on TV, which and 0:07:51.120 --> 0:07:53.080 you know if you revisit it now does not hold up. 0:07:53.080 --> 0:07:55.800 It is very cheesy. Tim Curry does a fine job 0:07:55.840 --> 0:07:58.559 as the clown, but that's pretty bad. That movie scared 0:07:58.600 --> 0:08:00.440 me shitless when I was a little kid, I had 0:08:00.640 --> 0:08:03.320 mega nightmares, sleepless nights for a long time because of this. 0:08:03.560 --> 0:08:06.920 So I can understand that that particular being killer clowns. 0:08:07.560 --> 0:08:10.400 All Right, Michael Griffith says this, Uh, this is very 0:08:10.400 --> 0:08:13.160 sweet story, Michael, and you got some some big hearts 0:08:13.200 --> 0:08:15.920 from from some of the ladies on the site. I 0:08:16.000 --> 0:08:18.720 was interested in a girl when she and I were 0:08:19.360 --> 0:08:22.720 much much younger. Our parents really disliked it. You see, 0:08:22.760 --> 0:08:26.400 we had grown up in an extremely fundamentalist Christian church 0:08:27.080 --> 0:08:28.920 and if we got caught, it would have been bad. 0:08:29.400 --> 0:08:31.320 I mean, like one or both of us shunned if 0:08:31.360 --> 0:08:34.880 caught bad, like a like shun shunned. I don't know. 0:08:35.080 --> 0:08:37.960 They were in high school, like this is what that 0:08:37.960 --> 0:08:41.280 that these things can happen? Oh yeah, I'm sure you know. Uh. Well, 0:08:41.440 --> 0:08:44.319 we found a way to see each other by seeing 0:08:44.360 --> 0:08:47.560 a movie. Uh, And he basically said they met the 0:08:47.640 --> 0:08:51.640 next county over and met separately, like, this is how 0:08:51.640 --> 0:08:53.719 bad they had to go? He said, it was very 0:08:53.720 --> 0:08:57.000 cloak and dagger. We saw super Bad and that was 0:08:57.000 --> 0:08:59.360 when I realized I had fallen in love for the 0:08:59.440 --> 0:09:03.240 very first time. We ended up getting married twelve years later. 0:09:04.520 --> 0:09:08.520 That's awesome. How about that? That's really nice? And then 0:09:09.600 --> 0:09:13.360 oh what nothing? Oh thank god? I was about to 0:09:13.360 --> 0:09:15.240 get so dark? How could you do that? My head 0:09:15.280 --> 0:09:18.280 frame slightly dark? Sorry, I understand. That's a story. That 0:09:18.320 --> 0:09:20.040 is a really sweet story. And super Bad is a 0:09:20.080 --> 0:09:23.440 good litmus test movie because it's pretty pretty raunchy, and 0:09:23.480 --> 0:09:26.000 it's got some refs. You know, it's got some yeah, 0:09:26.440 --> 0:09:28.640 you know. So you're like looking out of the corner. 0:09:28.679 --> 0:09:32.439 I see if she's clutching her pearls or well, or 0:09:32.480 --> 0:09:34.480 getting the refs or getting the refs. If there's that 0:09:34.520 --> 0:09:37.160 look of recognition duking the stats, I gotta do it. 0:09:37.240 --> 0:09:41.480 You gotta doke it. Baird Williams Swedman says, I was 0:09:41.520 --> 0:09:43.959 in late grade school, early junior high at the movie 0:09:44.000 --> 0:09:46.120 with my friends. We got our seats well before the 0:09:46.160 --> 0:09:49.240 movie started, and I found a skittle on an arm 0:09:49.320 --> 0:09:53.640 rest and ate it. My friend exclaimed, what if someone 0:09:53.760 --> 0:09:57.520 got butt naked and farted on that. It was so 0:09:57.600 --> 0:09:59.640 funny to me that my friend thought this was the 0:09:59.800 --> 0:10:03.520 plau sible scenario. And I still laugh about it today. 0:10:03.880 --> 0:10:06.360 I love that that is very specific. I love an 0:10:06.360 --> 0:10:08.680 old joke like that that you still kind of laugh 0:10:08.720 --> 0:10:12.040 at twenty something and you just remember, Okay, that's great, 0:10:12.160 --> 0:10:16.240 got naked, butt naked and farted in the theater. It 0:10:16.240 --> 0:10:19.520 sounds like something my daughter, presumably during the matinee on 0:10:19.559 --> 0:10:23.720 a weekday no one was around. My daughter would totally 0:10:23.720 --> 0:10:27.240 do that. She parts on me constantly, so is mine. 0:10:27.960 --> 0:10:30.200 It's great at the point where I'm annoyed by it 0:10:30.240 --> 0:10:32.520 because she's like ten, yeah, they think it's I'm like, 0:10:32.559 --> 0:10:35.840 it's not cute anymore, kid, You're like, right, come on, Ruby, 0:10:35.880 --> 0:10:40.400 says Tuti booty Um. I took her to see The Grinch, 0:10:40.440 --> 0:10:42.880 by the way, movie number three for her, was it okay? Uh, 0:10:43.200 --> 0:10:46.240 you know, probably lacked some of the magic. It should 0:10:46.280 --> 0:10:49.040 have been like better to me, like, I'm right in 0:10:49.080 --> 0:10:52.920 that wheelhouse of nostalgia and Dr SEUs love and Grinch love, 0:10:53.720 --> 0:10:55.600 and it was just okay. I mean, it looked great. 0:10:55.640 --> 0:10:57.920 But the problem with that story is it's the same 0:10:57.960 --> 0:11:00.320 with like the Jim Carey thing. The book is so 0:11:00.360 --> 0:11:02.000 short you have to flesh it out with some other 0:11:03.120 --> 0:11:06.559 story that you're inventing about the gridge more like pad 0:11:06.600 --> 0:11:10.040 it out. Yeah, so it's never quite right. It was 0:11:10.040 --> 0:11:13.000 all right though for kids. It was great when he 0:11:13.040 --> 0:11:16.080 said an episode of Ridiculous History, um plug me and 0:11:16.120 --> 0:11:19.520 Ben Boland's Silly History show about Dr Seuss, and I 0:11:19.600 --> 0:11:22.560 learned some cool stuff about man. He's on our he's 0:11:22.559 --> 0:11:25.240 been on our list for like five years on stuff 0:11:25.280 --> 0:11:27.760 you should know, and I just never have gotten around him. Right, 0:11:28.200 --> 0:11:30.320 we just did well. The main story was the fact 0:11:30.360 --> 0:11:32.280 that he wrote green eggs and ham on a bet 0:11:32.320 --> 0:11:35.480 and then it only has fifty distinct words, fifty unique words, 0:11:36.080 --> 0:11:37.560 And that was the bat was just like, can you 0:11:37.600 --> 0:11:40.880 make something that kids will read and that is actually 0:11:41.000 --> 0:11:44.240 engaged with interesting and only us fifty words and cat 0:11:44.240 --> 0:11:47.080 and had only had like two fifty words. But yeah, 0:11:47.240 --> 0:11:49.880 he's a very interesting guy. He also did some very problematic, 0:11:49.960 --> 0:11:53.439 quite racist cartoons early in his career, and he worked 0:11:53.440 --> 0:11:55.640 for an ad agency and did some real kind of 0:11:55.679 --> 0:12:01.520 creepy ad campaign drawings. If he were making ads fifties, 0:12:01.800 --> 0:12:03.800 oh yeah, like you were bound to do something and 0:12:03.840 --> 0:12:06.120 one of them was from for mosquito repellents. A lot 0:12:06.120 --> 0:12:11.560 of it involved being in foreign lands looking not not 0:12:11.679 --> 0:12:16.200 good copy of that not a good look? Sam, I 0:12:16.240 --> 0:12:27.960 am yeah, all right. Teresa Barker says this, Uh, this 0:12:28.000 --> 0:12:30.120 is pretty funny. I was peeing before the show with 0:12:30.160 --> 0:12:34.320 my daughter waiting outside the stall when we noticed that 0:12:34.400 --> 0:12:38.520 there were urinals and a boy from her school walked 0:12:38.520 --> 0:12:40.560 in just as we were running out. We still laugh 0:12:40.600 --> 0:12:44.400 about that. Have you ever done that? Uh? I feel 0:12:44.440 --> 0:12:46.560 like I have, but I don't remember specifically, but I know, 0:12:46.679 --> 0:12:48.800 like for sure i've full on like walked into our 0:12:48.840 --> 0:12:51.920 women's bathroom before and been like, oh shit. The thing 0:12:52.040 --> 0:12:54.320 is nowadays, if it's like a bar or something like that, 0:12:54.360 --> 0:12:58.200 it's pretty much understood that either one is is in play. Yeah, 0:12:58.200 --> 0:13:00.000 and there and there are a lot many of them 0:13:00.000 --> 0:13:02.800 these days are just marked back for sure. But now 0:13:02.840 --> 0:13:04.920 I remember it when as in high school, that's when 0:13:04.920 --> 0:13:06.840 it would be bad because when you just kind of 0:13:06.840 --> 0:13:09.840 are like, you know, whistling along and not really paying 0:13:09.880 --> 0:13:11.559 attention and then you just kind of barge into the 0:13:11.600 --> 0:13:17.080 bathroom and then yeah, it would be problematic. Today, it 0:13:17.120 --> 0:13:18.880 all depends on how you handle it today though, even 0:13:18.880 --> 0:13:20.640 it's as like you can still get away with that 0:13:20.720 --> 0:13:22.720 if you were genuinely like, oh my god, I'm so 0:13:22.760 --> 0:13:25.560 sorry and ran out. But if you were like, oh 0:13:25.600 --> 0:13:29.000 sorry ladies, but but how you doing? Okay? First, Chuck, 0:13:29.040 --> 0:13:31.320 who would who would ever do that? Do you know 0:13:31.400 --> 0:13:33.520 this person? Who are these people? Yeah? In the least 0:13:33.520 --> 0:13:35.760 sexy place in the world is a bathroom at a bar. 0:13:36.200 --> 0:13:39.160 Not good? Not a good look? All right, Lee Daily, 0:13:40.480 --> 0:13:44.400 this is wonderful. I don't know if Lee is a 0:13:44.400 --> 0:13:46.600 man or it is a woman, actually, because on Facebook 0:13:46.679 --> 0:13:51.800 the profile pick was um of somebody else entirely. So Lee, 0:13:51.960 --> 0:13:56.080 whoever you are, whatever gender you identify with, I like, 0:13:56.160 --> 0:13:59.800 what what kind of game you're throwing down here? Lee? 0:14:00.080 --> 0:14:03.080 To the theater that had table service, Noll drank a 0:14:03.160 --> 0:14:07.560 picture of beer and passed out during Pineapple Express uh, 0:14:07.640 --> 0:14:09.880 and only got woken up by the guy sitting next 0:14:09.920 --> 0:14:14.760 to me, Uh, telling me I was snoring. That's so embarrassing. 0:14:15.559 --> 0:14:17.480 That's a fear I have. Have I told you that 0:14:17.480 --> 0:14:20.320 I kind of sometimes fall asleep during movies. Uh? Sure, 0:14:20.480 --> 0:14:25.120 the theater? What's your fear? And I do it? Yeah? 0:14:25.320 --> 0:14:29.640 So yeah, I think people might be prone to snore 0:14:29.640 --> 0:14:32.440 when they're like in an uncomfortable position. I don't go 0:14:32.520 --> 0:14:36.520 to like nine o'clock movies. I won't do it. That'll happen. Yeah, 0:14:36.560 --> 0:14:38.560 I'm a matten a guy only at this point in 0:14:38.600 --> 0:14:40.640 my life, just because that's when I have the time. 0:14:41.760 --> 0:14:43.280 Every now and then i'll go to Emily and now 0:14:43.440 --> 0:14:45.160 for some reason we'll go to like a date night 0:14:45.160 --> 0:14:48.160 movie and it's weird to go to a night movie. 0:14:48.240 --> 0:14:52.320 That's how seldom I go to night movies. I was 0:14:52.360 --> 0:14:54.760 never a midnight moving either, really you. I mean, I've 0:14:54.800 --> 0:14:57.600 done it before if it's really like something interesting that 0:14:57.640 --> 0:15:00.560 I really want to see, but it's I never really 0:15:00.560 --> 0:15:02.760 had the opportunity growing up, first of all. But you know, 0:15:03.120 --> 0:15:05.280 in recent years when I've been traveling more, I've seen 0:15:05.320 --> 0:15:07.480 a couple of cool midnight movies. But it's always a 0:15:07.520 --> 0:15:11.160 slog for me, dude. I always am like, yeah, I 0:15:11.200 --> 0:15:13.680 gotta drink coffee, or like, yeah, at midnight you probably 0:15:13.680 --> 0:15:17.760 had a couple of drinks and exactly like way past Yeah, 0:15:17.840 --> 0:15:22.920 not for me. Cuttle Cats Cuddlefish to the Second oil 0:15:23.000 --> 0:15:28.360 Age Kingdom with whorl of Darkness. I don't dispute the eurostata, 0:15:28.600 --> 0:15:33.960 but if he's down here we know not blood but darkness. 0:15:34.000 --> 0:15:40.040 The Earth's black riches. No, I could taste it on 0:15:40.120 --> 0:15:44.920 my lips. Today, I want to talk to you about 0:15:44.960 --> 0:15:57.520 the science of transgenesis, tiens genesis dot show. Bridget this 0:15:57.560 --> 0:16:01.240 is short and sweet, Bridget ben Alicia uh said this. 0:16:02.280 --> 0:16:08.560 I saw our priest at Anaconda enough said, that's pretty cool. 0:16:08.600 --> 0:16:12.000 I never saw my preacher. It's it's probably about the 0:16:12.000 --> 0:16:14.840 same as senior priest. Priest is a little more elevated. 0:16:15.320 --> 0:16:17.240 The priest does he go to do the movies in 0:16:17.280 --> 0:16:21.560 the robes? Do they wear the robes a collar? They 0:16:21.320 --> 0:16:23.840 wear the collar? Maybe I don't know the rules. I 0:16:23.840 --> 0:16:25.480 think they wear the collar, but I've seen the collar 0:16:25.600 --> 0:16:29.600 on like airplanes and stuff. Watching a movie on a plane. 0:16:29.640 --> 0:16:33.120 There you go. Was it anaconda? Anaconda? That's pretty funny though, 0:16:33.120 --> 0:16:36.040 of all the movies, you know, the priest is like, yeah, 0:16:36.120 --> 0:16:39.520 I'm gonna spoil anaconda real quick. Um, the the c 0:16:39.640 --> 0:16:42.960 g I snake vomits up what's his name? Was it 0:16:43.000 --> 0:16:45.520 ice Cube or John John Voight? He bombits up John 0:16:45.600 --> 0:16:48.080 voy and then he winks he's like half alive and 0:16:48.120 --> 0:16:51.400 he's covered in like Anaconda Slime. Can you believe the 0:16:51.400 --> 0:16:55.760 cast in that movie? John Ice Cube, Owen Wilson, Jennifer Lopez. 0:16:56.720 --> 0:16:59.760 It's just like sta I forgot. Owen Wilson was like quality, 0:17:00.320 --> 0:17:03.960 that's hilarious. Except for Jennifer Lopez, She's fine. Have you 0:17:03.960 --> 0:17:07.000 seen Out of Sight? Oh? Well that was great. Sure, 0:17:07.720 --> 0:17:10.040 so give someone the material, That's what I'm saying. Yeah, 0:17:10.119 --> 0:17:11.959 you may be right. Have you seen the new trailer 0:17:11.960 --> 0:17:15.080 for a new movie coming out? Oh? God, what's it called? 0:17:15.359 --> 0:17:20.320 I don't know. It looks like the worst studio schlock 0:17:20.440 --> 0:17:25.240 of all studio schlock about a woman who like accidentally 0:17:25.320 --> 0:17:28.359 looks into, like tricks her way into like a CEO job. 0:17:28.920 --> 0:17:33.080 It's not qualified, but of course hijinks will ensue the 0:17:34.480 --> 0:17:37.200 over qualified. She's good at it. Okay, it's probably called 0:17:38.240 --> 0:17:44.719 over qualified. Maybe it's called like the CEO no less original. 0:17:44.760 --> 0:17:47.560 I'm ray to find out about this all right. Here 0:17:47.560 --> 0:17:50.760 we go with Eleanor Gamolski. When I was ten, I 0:17:50.800 --> 0:17:52.639 saw Finding Nemo in the theaters, and the moment the 0:17:52.640 --> 0:17:55.600 movie started, already had to pee as a ten year old, 0:17:55.880 --> 0:17:58.600 but I didn't want to miss a moment of that movie, 0:17:58.640 --> 0:18:00.679 so I never got up to pee by the end. 0:18:00.720 --> 0:18:03.720 It was almost unbearable, especially in a movie about water. 0:18:04.240 --> 0:18:06.720 But I made it. And I remember thinking, at ten 0:18:06.800 --> 0:18:09.959 years old, if I ever have to be really bad again, 0:18:10.680 --> 0:18:14.040 I can remember sitting through finding Nemo without being and 0:18:14.080 --> 0:18:17.280 that will give me strength. And I still to this 0:18:17.400 --> 0:18:19.879 day think about that. When I have to hold my beat, 0:18:20.600 --> 0:18:23.879 that's pretty great. You gotta psych yourself out. I love it. Uh. 0:18:23.920 --> 0:18:26.560 Emily D says. When my family and I went to 0:18:26.600 --> 0:18:31.080 see Signs I was, it was a crowded theater and 0:18:31.160 --> 0:18:34.440 during one of the most serious and quiet scenes, some 0:18:34.560 --> 0:18:39.600 drunk guy let out a huge fart. It was hilarious 0:18:39.760 --> 0:18:43.000 farts in the comments today. I know I had a guy, 0:18:43.160 --> 0:18:46.960 A p A I worked with and I'm not gonna 0:18:46.960 --> 0:18:49.080 tell you who he is because he actually went on 0:18:49.280 --> 0:18:50.960 this is You know PA's are always like, yeah, I 0:18:50.960 --> 0:18:53.920 want to direct or whatever. This guy actually directed a 0:18:54.000 --> 0:18:58.240 very high profile movie. Um it was a big flop 0:18:58.240 --> 0:19:00.320 and it has He hasn't done much since, I don't think, 0:19:00.880 --> 0:19:05.280 but he did it with two Hollywood acting legends in 0:19:05.320 --> 0:19:07.399 the lead. I gotta guess what it is now. I'm 0:19:07.440 --> 0:19:09.320 not gonna do it out loud, but A p A 0:19:09.520 --> 0:19:10.919 and as a p A was here and he was 0:19:10.960 --> 0:19:13.520 he was always like, yeah, I'm going to be a director, 0:19:13.520 --> 0:19:15.639 and we're like, yeah, yeah, we all are. I was like, 0:19:15.640 --> 0:19:17.959 I'm gonna be a podcaster, Like what the funk is that? 0:19:18.119 --> 0:19:19.880 I didn't even exist yet. So yeah, this guy would 0:19:19.920 --> 0:19:22.240 fart and it was the funniest thing to me. He 0:19:22.240 --> 0:19:26.399 would fart out loud in among people, like we'd be 0:19:26.440 --> 0:19:28.680 in the production office. I don't know if he would 0:19:28.680 --> 0:19:30.640 do it in front of strangers, but these were people 0:19:30.680 --> 0:19:32.359 he didn't know well, but he did it like was 0:19:32.400 --> 0:19:34.840 it about comedic timing? Was it for for you? And 0:19:35.040 --> 0:19:37.480 he would walk up and everyone sort of cutting up 0:19:37.560 --> 0:19:39.280 or whatever, and he would lift his leg and just 0:19:39.400 --> 0:19:43.280 ripping lift his legs. Yeah, and like a dog almost 0:19:43.320 --> 0:19:46.760 across the board. We would laugh, like there might be 0:19:46.760 --> 0:19:49.600 one person that's like, what are you doing, dude? But 0:19:49.680 --> 0:19:51.720 I was always like, I can't believe the balls it 0:19:51.800 --> 0:19:54.720 takes to just fart like that, like you're in front 0:19:54.760 --> 0:19:57.840 of your like, you know, probably the same balls it 0:19:57.880 --> 0:20:01.960 takes to direct a big budget maybe so flood. Oh god, 0:20:02.200 --> 0:20:03.879 he's got to roll the dice you to look him up. 0:20:03.880 --> 0:20:07.080 I wonder what he is doing Phil Yates said, I 0:20:07.200 --> 0:20:11.080 dropped a tab of acid and went alone to a 0:20:11.119 --> 0:20:13.719 midday showing of the Matrix on the day it opened. 0:20:14.960 --> 0:20:19.879 No one else in the cinema. What that may be 0:20:19.960 --> 0:20:22.240 the acid? The matrix was not empty on day one. 0:20:22.640 --> 0:20:24.400 It was a day one, that's what he said. That's 0:20:24.440 --> 0:20:26.760 the day it opened. Uh. And when I walked out 0:20:26.800 --> 0:20:30.280 into the sunlight afterward, I could see the matrix myself. 0:20:31.560 --> 0:20:36.520 How about that fill the thrill? Oh man, that's that's great. 0:20:36.600 --> 0:20:38.600 That's a pretty good story, all right. And finally number ten, 0:20:39.119 --> 0:20:42.080 Tim van Gin says a woman climbed on stage just 0:20:42.200 --> 0:20:45.440 before the movie started and said this was her way 0:20:45.480 --> 0:20:49.480 of confronting her fears to be in public places. Three 0:20:49.520 --> 0:20:53.280 people slow clapped, and the rest of the audience was unresponsive. Okay, 0:20:53.480 --> 0:20:55.960 that's funny on so many levels. I think it's very 0:20:55.960 --> 0:20:59.160 brave and like kind of awesome it is, but it's 0:20:59.200 --> 0:21:03.840 also kind of like, yay, we're part of your your thing. 0:21:04.000 --> 0:21:07.240 Good for you, lady. I can definitely sense ambivalence among 0:21:07.280 --> 0:21:11.280 most people. Yeah, I think you're just a better person 0:21:11.320 --> 0:21:14.080 than most people. Check. Oh, I don't know about that. No, no, 0:21:14.160 --> 0:21:15.879 I get it, But like, surely there are ways to 0:21:15.880 --> 0:21:18.800 confront this, you know, in therapy with role playing, or 0:21:19.080 --> 0:21:21.760 don't inconvenience. A whole crowdful of people wanted to watch. 0:21:23.080 --> 0:21:25.000 You know. If I was there, I would have said, 0:21:25.080 --> 0:21:26.720 I would have stood up and said, well, you know what, 0:21:26.920 --> 0:21:29.239 I was a late bedwinter and maybe act see if 0:21:29.240 --> 0:21:30.920 I could get something going like that. I almost just 0:21:30.960 --> 0:21:32.640 spit my coffee out of my mouth just then. Check 0:21:32.720 --> 0:21:35.240 that was really funny. I was a late bedwinter. Does 0:21:35.240 --> 0:21:37.240 that mean you started late or you you kept going 0:21:37.280 --> 0:21:39.760