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Speaker 1: Ladies and gents, this is the moment you've waited for.

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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show is here. Get your butt at the

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Speaker 1: front door. We are supervillains ready to overtake the world

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Speaker 1: and we're gonna do it in style. It's time for

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Speaker 1: the best Ready go you've heard in a while the show.

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Speaker 1: In case you missed it. Over the weekend, there was

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Speaker 1: some earth shattering news, probably the biggest news story of

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Speaker 1: the millennium of the millennium, and Alex is the one

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Speaker 1: to send me the email on it. So first I'll

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Speaker 1: tell you what she wrote. Just set up how big

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Speaker 1: of a news story this is? She said, even though

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Speaker 1: I hate this couple because they're always in the news

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Speaker 1: for stupid s like this. Hello, hell, it could lead

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Speaker 1: to us talking about if we have heard people talk

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Speaker 1: in their sleep before. I definitely have heard several people.

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Speaker 1: So who's the stupid celebrity couple that's always in the

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Speaker 1: news for things like this. Camila Cabello, Camila Cabello, Camila Cabo. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: her name is Camila Cabeo. Camila Cabeo. Anyway, Camilla Cabeo

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Speaker 1: reveals the dirty sentence that Sean Mendez said in his sleep.

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Speaker 1: It cracked me up, like, it is interesting. Have you

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Speaker 1: heard somebody talking their sleep before? Have you said anything

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Speaker 1: awkward and your sleep? Text in four one h six one?

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Speaker 1: But it is an interesting thing to talk about. But

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Speaker 1: the email just cracked me up, and I saw it

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Speaker 1: this morning, I was like, yeah, I want to talk

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Speaker 1: about this just based on that. I like talking about

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Speaker 1: how stupid celebrity news is sometimes though, and how everybody

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Speaker 1: that's in a relationship has either heard their partner talking

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Speaker 1: their sleep, they've talked in their sleep, or they've probably

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Speaker 1: talked to their partner about one time they heard somebody

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Speaker 1: talking their sleep. And apparently he said, baby, that feels

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Speaker 1: so good. That's what he says. Like that sounds okay.

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Speaker 1: I wanted him to be cheating, like being like, hey,

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Speaker 1: song could have been he might not have been thinking

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Speaker 1: about her. I mean maybe not, but yeah, I've never

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Speaker 1: heard of anybody talking their sleep like a significant other

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Speaker 1: that said something like that, because that would be my

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Speaker 1: question too, like, all right, who were you dreaming about?

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Speaker 1: Was it me or was it Stewart? What if we

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Speaker 1: actually saw? What if we forgot? What do you mean

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Speaker 1: for the dream? Yeah? You know, yeah you didn't actually

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Speaker 1: know the details. I was like, I don't know. I

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Speaker 1: see the stupid stuff in my sleep, like where the

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Speaker 1: cookies were, Like you girlfriend tell you, Yeah, she tells

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Speaker 1: me in the morning. My kids sleep talk a lot

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Speaker 1: every night pretty much. Really. It's hilarious though, but the

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Speaker 1: kids always do. Like I'll wake Jacks up a lot

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Speaker 1: because he'll sleep in in the bed with Alex. Like

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Speaker 1: I snore a lot during the week Monday through Friday,

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Speaker 1: so I get a RESTful sleep, and I usually have

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Speaker 1: and he'll say the weirdest stuff sometimes. But the other

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Speaker 1: day was funny because he just got up and shook

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Speaker 1: me his hand to be like, hey, help me out

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Speaker 1: of bed. I'm like, that's sweet, but a businessman. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he just gave me a firm little handshake and laid

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Speaker 1: back down, and I was like, no, this transaction is

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Speaker 1: have a problem with walking in my sleep, Like I

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Speaker 1: had a habit where I walked to the top of

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Speaker 1: a sleep But I never peed in the toilet everywhere else. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: well I have peed in my sleep before time he

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Speaker 1: was drunk. Yeah, that toppened a lot in my life. Actually,

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Speaker 1: I've been drunk from big portion of my life and

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Speaker 1: I don't drink that much anymore. And I did get

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Speaker 1: really drunk one night. And can I tell a story,

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Speaker 1: Yes you can. So we were like at an AIRBMB

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Speaker 1: our road managers with us and we were there for

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Speaker 1: a week. Anyways, one night, he just did not stop

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Speaker 1: So I don't even know why, Like I don't really

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Speaker 1: I just like went to bed pretty early. I wasn't

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Speaker 1: having it. And then I wake up to Jebel walking

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Speaker 1: what is he doing on the balcony to see he's doing.

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Speaker 1: He starts peeing in a plant. Oh yeah, I'll do that.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, he passed two bathrooms on the way, and

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Speaker 1: in that plan. That's a low point, Okay, you know,

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Speaker 1: it would be a fun game to try and guess

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Speaker 1: we're all the places Jewels peed in. It seems like

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Speaker 1: I didn't even imagine so many stories at your friends

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Speaker 1: have did. I have so many stories of pin in

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Speaker 1: all kinds of places. I mean, I'm scared to get

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Speaker 1: you drunk. You shouldn't be fun anyway. Text in formula

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Speaker 1: six one. Have you ever said anything weird in your sleep?

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Speaker 1: Or have you heard somebody say something weird? And there's stick?

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Speaker 1: Remember you can follow the show on social media. At

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Speaker 1: the Jewels Show, you can follow all of us individually.

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Speaker 1: I'm at Jewel Fresh, at that dres, I'm at Evan

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Speaker 1: on the radio, the Jewil Show on demand. It's another

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Speaker 1: jewbil phone frame day morning. So that's one. Yes, Hello,

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Speaker 1: what's wrong? Allen? Cad? Cut your tie? Who is this?

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Speaker 1: Want to play a game? Allen? No? I don't want

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Speaker 1: to play again a game? I can at the door.

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Speaker 1: Let's play a game, Allen. It's called Where's my tie? What?

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Speaker 1: Who are you? You're looking for your tie, aren't you? Allen?

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Speaker 1: The clock is ticking. Hopefully you find it before you're

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Speaker 1: lay for your job. Interview TikTok, TikTok, TikTok. How do you?

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Speaker 1: Who the are you? I'm the guy who ate your ties?

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Speaker 1: Want to play a game? How did you get into

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Speaker 1: my house? How do you know? Have a job interview?

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Speaker 1: Do you want your ties for your job? And are

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Speaker 1: you Allen? Yes? I want my How did you get

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Speaker 1: how I hate your ties? Is not the important part

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Speaker 1: of the importance party? Is you get your job interview? Alan?

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Speaker 1: And to do that you need to find your ties

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Speaker 1: and I hit them. Let's play a game. Talk is ticking? Mate?

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Speaker 1: Who are you quite back? Hello? You didn't check the

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Speaker 1: kitchen chores? Did you? Allen? I want to play a game.

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Speaker 1: How do you know the way out of my house?

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Speaker 1: I guess we're already playing the game. I'll give you

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Speaker 1: three clues to where your ties are? Who are you? Man?

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Speaker 1: Come on? I'm like I knew you had a job

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Speaker 1: interview and eat your ties? Maybe you don't find them

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Speaker 1: in time you would lay for your job interview? What's

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Speaker 1: you allan? Here's the hint, Allen? How long does it

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Speaker 1: take you to tie a tie? Does it take you

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Speaker 1: as long as it takes to make popcorn? What do

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Speaker 1: you try? Are you saying I'm going to microwaves? I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna kill you? What I figure out? Who this is?

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Speaker 1: I need to get to this job, and the clock

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Speaker 1: is taking TikTok? How long does it take you to

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Speaker 1: tie a tie? Does it take you as long as

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Speaker 1: it takes to make micwords? Peanut butter? Oh? Shoot, microwaid?

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Speaker 1: Why would I put peanut butter in the Are they

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Speaker 1: in the microwave or aren't they? I'm in polpcarn, not

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Speaker 1: peanut butter. Also, I said in micwave, good luck finding

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Speaker 1: your ties. TikTok. The clock is ticking. I checked the

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Speaker 1: microwave and they're not in there. Who is it? I

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Speaker 1: want to play a game. No, I don't want to

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Speaker 1: play a game with me. I need to go. They're

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Speaker 1: not in the microwave? Are they? No? They're not. No,

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Speaker 1: Have you opened the refrigerator? Alan, Have I opened the refrigerator?

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Speaker 1: There's a cake? Is that where they are? Ties are?

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Speaker 1: Do you want to have some cake? I don't have

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Speaker 1: time for cake? Or's what are you talking about? What

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Speaker 1: baked into it? Whether you eat the cake or will

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Speaker 1: you miss your job? Interview? Fine? If my ties are

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Speaker 1: in the cake, I will rip a part that's cake,

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Speaker 1: and then I'm gonna find you. I'm gonna kill you. You

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Speaker 1: You what are you doing out? Oh? My hands are

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Speaker 1: all met. I just put my hands in the cake.

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Speaker 1: My ties are not in the cake. I need those

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Speaker 1: ties I don't need. In five minutes, I'm going to

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Speaker 1: miss this job. Interviewer. Did you put your hand in

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Speaker 1: the cake? Yes? I did, and they're not there. I

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Speaker 1: need to go, Joe. This isn't funny. I know we

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Speaker 1: mess with each other all the time, but you're messing

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Speaker 1: with my life now. I need this job. I don't

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Speaker 1: know right now? Games? Oh my god, we're not friends anymore.

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Speaker 1: I'm serious. This is deal breaking. Is I will end

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Speaker 1: our friendship over this? Do you hear me? Leg? This

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Speaker 1: is not Joe and this is a brank phone call

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Speaker 1: set up by your girlfriend. She listed Fay Games. Wait

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Speaker 1: where did you just say? I said this is a

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Speaker 1: prank phone call. This is actually Jewel from Jewel Show

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Speaker 1: doing a phone prank on you and your girlfriend. Blair

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Speaker 1: set you up. She has your ties. Oh my joke.

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Speaker 1: I can't believe the brank How did you know where

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Speaker 1: it was in my house? Your girlfriend's updating me the

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Speaker 1: whole time, So I thought I could call you back

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Speaker 1: to Oh my god. Okay, well, I know you got

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Speaker 1: a job interview to go too. So, um, your girlfriend

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Speaker 1: has your ties, choose a nice one to choose a

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Speaker 1: power tie and good luck. Now if I don't give

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Speaker 1: this job now blaming you, I'm blaming you for not

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Speaker 1: playing the game. Well, wake up every morning with Jubil

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Speaker 1: Phone Franks the Jubil Show on demand. It's time Floor

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Speaker 1: of the Roses only on the Jubil Show. Ela is

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Speaker 1: on the phone today and Leila thinks that her boyfriend

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Speaker 1: of three years named Ian might be cheating on her

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Speaker 1: with I'll let her say it. So, I've been with

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Speaker 1: my boyfriend Ian for a little over three years. Um,

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Speaker 1: we've been living together for a year and a half.

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Speaker 1: So you know, through this whole past year and everything,

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Speaker 1: been frustrating because sometimes our schedules will, you know, clash

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Speaker 1: of weeks ago, this new girl next door to something

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Speaker 1: for you? And you're on it, so go ahead? What's

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Speaker 1: your dirting? So? I actually love to wear a shirt bands,

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Speaker 1: you know, like band t shirts, like like like a

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Speaker 1: marching band, but I like it like T shirts from

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Speaker 1: a band, right, okay, so like Merch yeah, Rvana and

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Speaker 1: like slip Knot Okay, okay, legit thought marching band for

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Speaker 1: where you get a bunch of marching band shirts. But

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Speaker 1: now I'm interested. Well, um, my secret is that I

427
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Speaker 1: don't know who they are. Like, I wear them because

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Speaker 1: I like them, but I have never really listened to

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Speaker 1: their songs. So that's pretty common. I feel like I

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Speaker 1: feel like anyone almost everyone who has a band T

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Speaker 1: shirt doesn't know who the band is. Guilty too. Yeah

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Speaker 1: that's gotta be awkward, though I've never really worn a

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Speaker 1: band T shirt now that I think about it. But

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Speaker 1: if you did and you didn't know anything about them,

435
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Speaker 1: probably you get fans of theirs coming up to you

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Speaker 1: asking like, oh dude, no way you like murder? The

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Speaker 1: Cockroaches too. I love that band Murderach I guess while back, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and the things like people ask me, so you know,

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Speaker 1: they obvious to comment and stuff. So what I do

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Speaker 1: is just google them a little bit, so I guess

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Speaker 1: track a conversation and that's it. But I don't really

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Speaker 1: listen to them. So you wear the band, so you

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Speaker 1: wear the band shirts and then you've googled enough about

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Speaker 1: them to kind of have a conversation, so you fake

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Speaker 1: like you're a fan of these bands basically right right,

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Speaker 1: So they people obviously think I'm a fan, but I'm

447
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Speaker 1: not because I don't really. I just like them. They're

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Speaker 1: they're cool looking. That's weird. Like I would never comment

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Speaker 1: on a band like of a shirt that somebody's wearing

450
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Speaker 1: because they're so common. Yeah, um yeah, I mean it's

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Speaker 1: mostly guys to comment on it. And yeah, so it

452
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Speaker 1: gets me more dates. So okay, I was a conversation starter. Nice,

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Speaker 1: So there you go. If you need to get dates,

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Speaker 1: wear a band shirt you even know nothing about the band,

455
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Speaker 1: will start up a conversation. Yeah, but what happens when

456
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Speaker 1: they want to start talking to you about music or

457
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Speaker 1: the band, kiss them shut them up. I heard that conversation.

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Speaker 1: Usually what I've just diverted the conversation, and then when

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Speaker 1: they go back to it, I know I keep them

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Speaker 1: quite distracted, exactly like I said, kiss them. Well, thank

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Speaker 1: you for telling us your dirty little secret. Nobleman, what's

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Speaker 1: your dirty little secret? Didjebel show on demand? Welcome to

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Speaker 1: the i n N, The Idiot News Network where idiots

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Speaker 1: aren't just in the news. For Monday, September thirteenth, twenty

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Speaker 1: twenty one, I'm Jewel Fresh and well that's it. The

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Speaker 1: world is officially ending again. I'll tell you what happened

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Speaker 1: this time, and it involves aliens, earthquakes, and some really

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Speaker 1: authentic Mexican food. More on that in just a second,

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Speaker 1: but first, let's meet the idiots. I'm Alex Fresh and

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Speaker 1: I don't think anybody trolls Kim Kardashian harder than her

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Speaker 1: daughter North. And I'm English Evan and could being polite

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Speaker 1: killed you my story suggests maybe? All right, we'll hear

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Speaker 1: more about those stories than just a second before. Your

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Speaker 1: first story of the day to day in the ANND

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Speaker 1: The Idiot News Network. The report the news after a

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Speaker 1: big earthquake hit Mexico last week people saw flashing blue

477
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Speaker 1: lights on the horizon. What alias. I didn't hear about

478
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Speaker 1: this Mexican huge earthquake that happened last week. This design,

479
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Speaker 1: I was right. Earthquakes really authentic Mexican food and aliens.

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Speaker 1: Experts say this is actually fairly common. Oh yeah, of

481
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Speaker 1: course it is. I grew up in Los Angeles, California,

482
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Speaker 1: earthquake capital of the United States. At least maybe the

483
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Speaker 1: world earthquakes all the time, right, Never saw blue lights

484
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Speaker 1: in the horizon with any earthquakes because they have aliens. Never, right,

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Speaker 1: They say it's fairly common. Never seen it. Seen a

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Speaker 1: lot of earthquakes, and experts think that the rocks grind

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Speaker 1: against each other and that causes friction and bursts of electricity.

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Speaker 1: So they're blaming the rocks grinding against each other on

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Speaker 1: creating electricity to make the blue lights in the horizon

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Speaker 1: when the earthquake happened. I just google this because I'm

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Speaker 1: freaking out right now because these did you look at

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Speaker 1: the video? There's a video. Oh my god, Yes, it

493
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Speaker 1: looks scary though, it looks really scary. Yeah, you guys

494
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Speaker 1: should go google this video of the blue lights in

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Speaker 1: Mexico that was caused by the earthquake last week. It's scary.

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Speaker 1: You know, this shows how much research we do on

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Speaker 1: the and the Adian News Network, where Adia isn't just

498
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Speaker 1: in the news, they report the news. I reported on

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Speaker 1: that without even looking at the video. So I'm going

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Speaker 1: to go look at that when we're done with this

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Speaker 1: and be amazed. Oh my gosh, I'm freaking out. You

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Speaker 1: guys as scary. I would be no wonder why they

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Speaker 1: thought that the apocalypse was happening, Yeah, I would. Or

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Speaker 1: an earthquake, those all those blue lights happening. Heck, no, okay,

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Speaker 1: you guys need to google a but this. We'll put

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Speaker 1: a picture on the story on at the Jewel Show too.

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00:27:06,119 --> 00:27:07,560
Speaker 1: On Instagram. By the way, you can follow all of

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Speaker 1: us individually. I'm a jewel fresh, I'm at that dress,

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00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:11,320
Speaker 1: I'm at Evan on the radio, and follow us before

510
00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:12,960
Speaker 1: the world ends, because it looks like it's about to end.

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00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:15,080
Speaker 1: We're doing the ion install. I forgot. It's just like

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Speaker 1: an open breakover doing never mind. This is the i

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Speaker 1: n N, the Idiot News Network where hidiots aren't just

514
00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:21,520
Speaker 1: in the news, they report the news. For our next

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00:27:21,520 --> 00:27:23,399
Speaker 1: story of the day, let's send on over to Alex Fresh,

516
00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:26,760
Speaker 1: who's on location at Kim Kardashian's house and her closet

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Speaker 1: with the North. And you know, since that story was

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Speaker 1: really long, I'm just gonna go ahead and play some

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Speaker 1: audio that I have for you guys. Okay, So this

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00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:36,080
Speaker 1: is North talking to Kim in her closet when Kim

521
00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:38,320
Speaker 1: was on her story talking about one of her products

522
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Speaker 1: that she was trying to sell. Okay, why did he?

523
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Speaker 1: Why do I talk different from what when I for

524
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Speaker 1: my videos? I'm the same human being. I don't talk different.

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00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:51,240
Speaker 1: How do I talk different? Guys? You can he talk

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Speaker 1: to different when I'm talking about contour? How do I

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Speaker 1: know you do too? How do we talk? Guys? Guys?

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Speaker 1: I call this? Is that? What is that? What I say?

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Speaker 1: Is that? What I sound like? I can't actually like

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Speaker 1: posted the video, so she doesn't care. That's cool that

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Speaker 1: she would post it. And her kids are also like

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00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:17,680
Speaker 1: the rest of America, like why do they talk that way?

533
00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:21,399
Speaker 1: Annoying because North can actually tell that her mom changes

534
00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:23,960
Speaker 1: her voice for videos. Yeah, and kids are so honest too,

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Speaker 1: They'll just tell you how it is. And so the

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Speaker 1: Kardashians have denied it. Yeah, it's crazy It's true they

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Speaker 1: changing their voice. I mean, Chloe calls him out, but

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Speaker 1: Chloe does it too, So I think Kim and Paris

539
00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:36,960
Speaker 1: Hilton were like the first people to do it right,

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00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:40,400
Speaker 1: like fry their voices. It sounds about right, can't. You

541
00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:44,240
Speaker 1: can't forget about Nicole Richie as well. Yes, it's weird

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Speaker 1: to think about how that Kimel's like at the bottom

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Speaker 1: of the of that trio and now she's like way

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00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:51,000
Speaker 1: far beyond. Like why they came out like right when

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00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:52,840
Speaker 1: things were getting popular, but they did not stay in

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Speaker 1: it like they couldn't because they weren't engaging and entertaining.

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Speaker 1: And You're right, she was. She was underneath them. It

548
00:28:57,880 --> 00:29:02,840
Speaker 1: took her getting under Raye to really yeah, your career

549
00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:05,959
Speaker 1: sending it back to you. Right. This is the IONN,

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00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:09,680
Speaker 1: the idiot news network where idiots aren't just in the news.

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00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:11,360
Speaker 1: And that first story was very long about the world.

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Speaker 1: I think. So we'll get to the point. The world's

553
00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:15,080
Speaker 1: about to end. Let's get to the point. That's our

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00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:16,600
Speaker 1: motto here in the iron N. The world is about

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Speaker 1: to end. Get to the point. English haven't where you're

556
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Speaker 1: on location, it doesn't even matter. I'll get to the point.

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Speaker 1: So keeping a fart in rather than just letting it

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Speaker 1: rip might mean that the faught comes out of your mouth. Yeah,

559
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Speaker 1: isn't that disgusting. So doctor Karen Rajan he found out

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Speaker 1: that it gets reabsorbed into the bloodstream and then breathed

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Speaker 1: out when you exhale. Okay, you know what, everybody needs

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00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:39,920
Speaker 1: a fart, just let it out. And if you let

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Speaker 1: it out, if you've got bad breath, I mean, at

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Speaker 1: least you know why now or maybe they you know

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Speaker 1: what happened, Maybe they read that news story in Mexico

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Speaker 1: and everybody at the same time was like, let's just

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Speaker 1: let it out. And that's what the blue light was.

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Speaker 1: About to lose your job, lady, And that means the

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Speaker 1: iron n is it's done for the day. Don't worry

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Speaker 1: about it. We'll do it again in the same time tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: One close your job. You about to lose your job.

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Speaker 1: You're about to lose your job. And that was the

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Speaker 1: I n N the Idiot News network where idiots aren't

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Speaker 1: just in the news, they report the news. Tune in

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Speaker 1: tomorrow same time. If the world doesn't end for another

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Speaker 1: hard heaving. Report from the I n N Jewel show

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Speaker 1: that the Jubil show on demand. It's another Jubil phone

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Speaker 1: frame today mornings. That's one. Hello. Hello, it's Alario Hellario.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, who is it? This is Alatio, head professor

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Speaker 1: at the Art Institute. You enrolled the other day and

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Speaker 1: I'm calling you to say hello Ilario. M oh hello,

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Speaker 1: sum is there? Did you hear? Um? Did you hear?

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Speaker 1: Did you hear? Who I am? Eladio, Professor Art Institute. Oh? Okay?

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Speaker 1: Can you sign up? What you got? What? Make me

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Speaker 1: feel SOMETHINGI? Um? I I'm sorry, since I since I

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Speaker 1: since I since you feel awkward? Right now? Ellario? Yes, yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: and you know what I did for you, Ellariolario, I

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Speaker 1: made you feel that the awkward I made you feel? Yes? Yes? Um?

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Speaker 1: Is this as firement? Okay? You you enroll in the

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Speaker 1: school to come to my art school. My art school.

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Speaker 1: I know it has another name, but Elario runs the

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Speaker 1: old school. You sign up online. I call you to

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Speaker 1: vet you to see your art skill, and you make

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Speaker 1: me feel nothing? Make me feel something? I draw, I

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Speaker 1: don't speak. This is a little drama with your words,

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Speaker 1: silly lady. You my word? Lario? Yes, draw me picture

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Speaker 1: with your words. I will see if you make me

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Speaker 1: feel anything. This school is not for the lighthearted or

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Speaker 1: the easy, or the people who think they're going to

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00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:19,840
Speaker 1: come here and create and not be challenged. I am challenging.

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00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:22,440
Speaker 1: You make me feel with your words. Draw me picture

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00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:30,000
Speaker 1: with language, Lario. Oh okay, I will remove you or

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00:32:30,040 --> 00:32:34,800
Speaker 1: not in school, in the school, so thank you very much, Ellario. No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: I want to hope. Okay. Oh yes, okay. Everybody want

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Speaker 1: to go to Lario Art School. Even people who don't

606
00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:45,400
Speaker 1: like art want to go Ellario Art School. You know

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00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:49,000
Speaker 1: why Ellario is here. So if you want to go

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Speaker 1: to school, draw me picture with words, make me feel art,

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Speaker 1: make me feel something, Illario. There's a sunflower that is

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Speaker 1: sitting in a vase of cold water, and it's lonely,

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00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:08,040
Speaker 1: and it is a lonely want sunlight. Elario is happy.

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00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:11,640
Speaker 1: I feel happy for the lonely flower. Do you feel

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00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:15,960
Speaker 1: happy for the lonely flower? Sure? I miss my punts.

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Speaker 1: Speak Um, I'm sorry, what did you say? Ellario? Like

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Speaker 1: the picture You'll draw so much? You make him feel

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Speaker 1: in his stomach and I have bathroom accident in my punts. Elario.

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00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:35,200
Speaker 1: I'm going to frame it artwork, art feelings. Yes, and

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Speaker 1: now it has come time for Elario to reveal to

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Speaker 1: you something. Helloio, Okay, what is it that you are

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Speaker 1: wanting to reveal to me? I want to reveal that

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Speaker 1: this is a prank phone call. That's what I would

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Speaker 1: like to reveal, and your sister Nicole set you up

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Speaker 1: for it. That's what I would like to reveal, Elario.

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Speaker 1: Or Yeah, this is actually Jewbil from the Jewil Show

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Speaker 1: doing a phone brank on you, and your sister Nicole

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00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:05,040
Speaker 1: set you up. Oh oh my god. She said that

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00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:08,040
Speaker 1: you recently applied to go to some fancy art school

628
00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:09,880
Speaker 1: and wanted me to call up as one of the

629
00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:17,839
Speaker 1: weird instructors. So there you go. Lario realized that guy

630
00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:22,360
Speaker 1: was so weird. Who was weird? You mean? Illio? The

631
00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:24,080
Speaker 1: truth says, though I did mess my pants. I love

632
00:34:24,120 --> 00:34:32,719
Speaker 1: that picture. That's so cool. Wake up every morning with

633
00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:38,120
Speaker 1: Jubil phone pranks, the Jubil Show on Demand. First Day

634
00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:41,279
Speaker 1: follow Up, Your first Day follow Up. I just took

635
00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:43,160
Speaker 1: a took a drink of water and I'm coughing like crazy,

636
00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:46,640
Speaker 1: dying m And now my eyes are tearing up, not

637
00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:48,640
Speaker 1: because I'm sad that Meg is on the phone and

638
00:34:48,719 --> 00:34:50,479
Speaker 1: not getting a call back from a guy named Nathan,

639
00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:52,040
Speaker 1: but because it took a drink of water and I'm

640
00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:55,000
Speaker 1: coughing on it. And Meg is on the phone because

641
00:34:55,040 --> 00:34:56,920
Speaker 1: she meailed us for a first date follow up and

642
00:34:56,960 --> 00:35:00,399
Speaker 1: apparently she met a guy named Nathan at a car

643
00:35:00,480 --> 00:35:03,040
Speaker 1: wash of all places. Megan, you met him at the

644
00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:08,879
Speaker 1: car wash? Hey, yeah, were you going to bikini? I wish? No.

645
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:11,960
Speaker 1: I mean he's really really hot. Believe it or not.

646
00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:15,040
Speaker 1: It was. It was the real world finally, and I

647
00:35:15,440 --> 00:35:17,400
Speaker 1: was like, I came to the car wash and I

648
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:19,960
Speaker 1: was like, Wow, this guy's just gotting right there and

649
00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:23,600
Speaker 1: he's really hot or was he just there but he

650
00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:26,680
Speaker 1: works there. Has anyone ever met a car wash attendant

651
00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:28,920
Speaker 1: and wanted to date them? I I don't know. Just

652
00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:30,440
Speaker 1: like most of these as you're working with the car wash,

653
00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:34,520
Speaker 1: they're grimy. I mean he must be super hot. Noh, yeah,

654
00:35:34,719 --> 00:35:36,960
Speaker 1: no he was. He was very very hot. That's why

655
00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:38,640
Speaker 1: I was like, Oh, I don't really date people in

656
00:35:38,680 --> 00:35:41,480
Speaker 1: the car wash, but he was really really hot and

657
00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:45,160
Speaker 1: he clearly had his together. And I like it though,

658
00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:47,399
Speaker 1: because it's like organic, like as an organic weight. Normally

659
00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:49,720
Speaker 1: it is like people meet people on tender or hinge

660
00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:54,000
Speaker 1: or whatever. So did you approach him? I did? It

661
00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:56,200
Speaker 1: was weird. I was like, you know what, I'm lonely,

662
00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:58,960
Speaker 1: like like just see how this goes. And and then

663
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:02,920
Speaker 1: before you approached him, did he notice it all? He did? Oh?

664
00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:04,759
Speaker 1: He did. He was kind of like giving me the

665
00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:06,760
Speaker 1: eyes a little bit, and I was like, okay, maybe

666
00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:09,600
Speaker 1: this was it, you know. So I started talking and

667
00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:14,520
Speaker 1: then he got my number and we went on a date.

668
00:36:14,719 --> 00:36:16,880
Speaker 1: Where did you go? What'd you do? Who would you see?

669
00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:19,920
Speaker 1: How'd it go? Well? We just we went to the

670
00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:22,960
Speaker 1: park and then we just like had coffee and chatted

671
00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:25,200
Speaker 1: for a bit and the and then like the intent

672
00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:29,160
Speaker 1: was to go to dinner afterwards. You know, yeah, what

673
00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:31,600
Speaker 1: do you mean the intent? Did you not go to dinner?

674
00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:36,920
Speaker 1: Oh no, we didn't just send it up at my place?

675
00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:42,920
Speaker 1: Oh heck, you put dessert before dinner. You were going

676
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:44,719
Speaker 1: to go to dinner. And then it was like, no,

677
00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:49,520
Speaker 1: let's just go back to your house person. No, no,

678
00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:54,120
Speaker 1: But yeah, he was just so charming and I really

679
00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:57,200
Speaker 1: I really like him. Like I'm not a love or

680
00:36:57,239 --> 00:37:00,480
Speaker 1: anything like that, but he's just so nice. How how

681
00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:02,960
Speaker 1: long before you guys went on your date? After you

682
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:12,360
Speaker 1: met him like two hours, oh two hours day? Yeah, yeah, okay,

683
00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:14,759
Speaker 1: So you guys went to your house and how did

684
00:37:14,760 --> 00:37:17,719
Speaker 1: that go? I don't know. I didn't clean up my

685
00:37:18,239 --> 00:37:20,279
Speaker 1: house at all, Like it was kind of a mess,

686
00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:22,240
Speaker 1: but I didn't think anybody was going to come back.

687
00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:25,160
Speaker 1: So you think that that because your house was messy

688
00:37:25,280 --> 00:37:28,439
Speaker 1: is the reason why he might not be calling you back. Yeah,

689
00:37:28,640 --> 00:37:31,839
Speaker 1: I mean I don't know, that's what I'm thinking. I mean,

690
00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:34,720
Speaker 1: he's I doubt he can, I know, and guys typically

691
00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:40,160
Speaker 1: don't care cleans. There are some guys who are very particular,

692
00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:42,719
Speaker 1: which I appreciate. All right, So you think he might

693
00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:43,880
Speaker 1: not be calling you back because of your house? Is

694
00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:46,319
Speaker 1: there that's the only thing you can think of? Yeah,

695
00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:48,759
Speaker 1: I mean, like, listen, I didn't think the physical attraction

696
00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:52,239
Speaker 1: was a problem at all, and I mean he did,

697
00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:56,319
Speaker 1: Like he did say a comment about my underwear and

698
00:37:56,880 --> 00:38:00,080
Speaker 1: what kind of where were you wearing? Just not the

699
00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:02,919
Speaker 1: most cutest underwear in the world. But he wasn't really

700
00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:06,319
Speaker 1: stoked about that. But it's a laundry day, you know,

701
00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:09,360
Speaker 1: Like I don't know, you had on the highwaisted granny

702
00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:14,120
Speaker 1: panties cotton probably, I mean sort of, Yeah, I mean

703
00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:16,120
Speaker 1: there are some sort of I mean, you you get

704
00:38:16,120 --> 00:38:18,480
Speaker 1: out of like two pairs of underwear or panties or

705
00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:20,160
Speaker 1: whatever you want to call them. I don't wear them,

706
00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:22,040
Speaker 1: so I don't know what to call them. And they're

707
00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:26,600
Speaker 1: like not the cutest parachute. I mean, I don't think

708
00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:29,879
Speaker 1: he I can't imagine him caring about that. No, probably not.

709
00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:32,040
Speaker 1: I mean unless he thinks that you wear them all

710
00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:33,719
Speaker 1: the time. Yeah, that would be weird. I mean, did

711
00:38:33,719 --> 00:38:36,399
Speaker 1: you tell them that it was laundry day? No? No, no,

712
00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:39,360
Speaker 1: I mean I did. I said that. Okay, I was

713
00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:42,440
Speaker 1: just embarrassed. But other than that, I mean I didn't

714
00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:44,920
Speaker 1: I think it went really great, Like it was amazing

715
00:38:45,239 --> 00:38:47,520
Speaker 1: from my standpoint. I don't know how long has it

716
00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:51,480
Speaker 1: been since you've seen him? Um, it's been like a week,

717
00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:54,239
Speaker 1: I would say a week. And has he texted you

718
00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:56,239
Speaker 1: at all after that? Or nothing? You've he not? Now?

719
00:38:57,040 --> 00:38:58,759
Speaker 1: All right? Well I was curious as to why, I

720
00:38:58,840 --> 00:39:00,960
Speaker 1: mean to what happened. All right, Well, we'll play a

721
00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:02,879
Speaker 1: song come back and then calling we get your first

722
00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:06,120
Speaker 1: date pollable? Okay, okay, I'll do an excellent it's a

723
00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:13,040
Speaker 1: jewel show. I'm self conscious about my underwear why I've

724
00:39:13,080 --> 00:39:16,439
Speaker 1: got cotton grandy panties on today. No, you don't, because

725
00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:17,800
Speaker 1: I buy your ndwear and I've never bought any of

726
00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:19,640
Speaker 1: those and I've never seen them. Also, i'm your wife

727
00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:21,400
Speaker 1: and I shouldn't know that in case you don't know,

728
00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:23,640
Speaker 1: because you don't know, that's why Alex buys my But

729
00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:25,399
Speaker 1: also you know something that I did notice with you

730
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:28,839
Speaker 1: is you used to go commando like me, but now

731
00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:31,640
Speaker 1: you actually wear underwear every single day because then you're

732
00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:33,840
Speaker 1: laundron I didn't realize that, but it's it doesn't have

733
00:39:33,840 --> 00:39:35,480
Speaker 1: to do it, lad, it doesn't have to do the

734
00:39:35,239 --> 00:39:37,719
Speaker 1: why change then I can't, We can't. I'll get into

735
00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:40,560
Speaker 1: it off the air. Why. Okay, that sounds discussed. I'm

736
00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:42,440
Speaker 1: sad for you. Why you have to wear intowear? I'm

737
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:44,279
Speaker 1: so sad for some reason. I well, no, I like

738
00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:46,520
Speaker 1: going commando, but then at a certain point, I don't know,

739
00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:49,040
Speaker 1: I just started wearing underwear and then I noticed something

740
00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:51,239
Speaker 1: about myself that I don't want to get into right

741
00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:52,640
Speaker 1: now because it's the first date. I think I know

742
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:56,000
Speaker 1: what skid moks. No. No, I have three things in

743
00:39:56,040 --> 00:39:57,120
Speaker 1: my head, but we're not going to go over them

744
00:39:57,200 --> 00:40:00,120
Speaker 1: right now, look, okay, sometimes when you get older and

745
00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:04,080
Speaker 1: thinks sag a little more, and it's nice to have support. Okay,

746
00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:07,719
Speaker 1: I like the support doesn't know what I haven't Just wait,

747
00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:11,640
Speaker 1: I didn't even drop yet. Yeah, you're gonna wear underwear

748
00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:13,680
Speaker 1: and you're gona be like, oh, this is nice, this

749
00:40:13,760 --> 00:40:16,200
Speaker 1: is okay. He's still hanging on to his mom. Yeah,

750
00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:21,000
Speaker 1: everything's everything's in place, So it's really nice. Anyway, on

751
00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:22,319
Speaker 1: the phone, I said that because on the phone with

752
00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:24,120
Speaker 1: us is Meg and she's not getting a call back

753
00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:26,640
Speaker 1: from a dude named Nathan. They actually met at the

754
00:40:26,680 --> 00:40:28,400
Speaker 1: car wash. She was getting her car washed. He was

755
00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:30,360
Speaker 1: a car wash attendant. She thought he was hot, he

756
00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:32,960
Speaker 1: thought she was hot. They exchanged numbers, went out to coffee,

757
00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:34,719
Speaker 1: had full intention of going to get some dinner, but

758
00:40:34,760 --> 00:40:36,520
Speaker 1: dinner didn't happen. They just went back to her place

759
00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:41,600
Speaker 1: and then yeah, exactly and so uh and then after

760
00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:43,640
Speaker 1: that he hasn't called her back. She thinks the two

761
00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:45,719
Speaker 1: reasons that he might not be calling back are one

762
00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:47,640
Speaker 1: her place was dirty, the other one it was laundry

763
00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:51,520
Speaker 1: day and she wasn't wearing the best underwear. Um, all right, Meg,

764
00:40:52,239 --> 00:40:55,240
Speaker 1: anything else you want to say? Before we call him. Ella,

765
00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:58,799
Speaker 1: just let's sign out. I'm like nervous. Okay, I'm gonna

766
00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:11,680
Speaker 1: dial his phone number, right, Okay, we'll do our best. Hello,

767
00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:15,480
Speaker 1: him speaks to Nathan. Please. Yeah, this is the This

768
00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:18,959
Speaker 1: is Nate, Nate, how are you? This is the Jewel Show.

769
00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:21,719
Speaker 1: My name is Jewel, my name is Alex, my name

770
00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:26,360
Speaker 1: is Evan, and the Jewel Show is a radio program program.

771
00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:30,120
Speaker 1: Yeah of course, yeah, yeah you have Oh okay, okay, cool.

772
00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:33,520
Speaker 1: Do you listen to the show from time to time?

773
00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:36,640
Speaker 1: It's curious why you're calling me though. This is the

774
00:41:36,680 --> 00:41:38,239
Speaker 1: first date follow up. So you went out on a

775
00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:39,960
Speaker 1: day with someone and now you're not calling them back,

776
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:41,560
Speaker 1: and then they emailed us to get you on the

777
00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:48,319
Speaker 1: phone and ask why uh Sarah about Sarah? Sarah? I

778
00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:51,840
Speaker 1: know this is not about Sarah. The thing is I

779
00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:54,799
Speaker 1: haven't I didn't text Sarah back in a few days. Okay,

780
00:41:54,800 --> 00:42:00,480
Speaker 1: hold on oath, Nathan. Let's think about other options. Anyone

781
00:42:00,520 --> 00:42:04,080
Speaker 1: else come to mind. Well, she's the girl i'm sort

782
00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:06,759
Speaker 1: of seeing. I really liked her. I was just sort

783
00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:09,719
Speaker 1: of seeing her. So you and Sarah together. I met

784
00:42:09,719 --> 00:42:11,680
Speaker 1: her last week and we really hit it off, and

785
00:42:11,760 --> 00:42:14,719
Speaker 1: you know, It's like it's just casual to moment. But

786
00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:18,880
Speaker 1: then you stopped calling her. I felt like the blowing

787
00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:22,280
Speaker 1: her off. We've been in contact. Okay, you just forgot

788
00:42:22,280 --> 00:42:24,239
Speaker 1: too cool? Heave. Okay, Well, can I tell you that

789
00:42:24,239 --> 00:42:27,480
Speaker 1: it's not about Sarah? Yeah? Which should who are you?

790
00:42:30,400 --> 00:42:36,120
Speaker 1: Oh this Meg? This is about Meg. It's about Okay.

791
00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:39,280
Speaker 1: Mega's a girl I one a day with. Look listen,

792
00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:43,840
Speaker 1: we hooked up unexpectedly, all right, and you know I

793
00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:45,560
Speaker 1: wasn't going to turn it down. You know what I'm saying.

794
00:42:45,719 --> 00:42:48,080
Speaker 1: She seemed like a nice girl. Oh you just used her?

795
00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:52,120
Speaker 1: Well thank god. I mean I went to coffee and

796
00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:53,920
Speaker 1: be hooked up. It was just like in the afternoon.

797
00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:57,799
Speaker 1: But I had a dinner date with Sarah then Oh well,

798
00:42:57,840 --> 00:43:00,239
Speaker 1: I mean I Meg was like a hook up. Those

799
00:43:00,520 --> 00:43:03,920
Speaker 1: totally unplanned. But I just didn't know. I just liked her.

800
00:43:05,160 --> 00:43:10,480
Speaker 1: What I can't believe it. What's what's what's? What is that? Just?

801
00:43:10,960 --> 00:43:14,480
Speaker 1: What's going on? Yeah? I really I didn't. I did

802
00:43:14,560 --> 00:43:20,480
Speaker 1: not see this coming Meg. Yes, yeah, that is Meg.

803
00:43:20,560 --> 00:43:22,919
Speaker 1: Meg's actually on the phone listening. I wanted to talk

804
00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:27,000
Speaker 1: to you. Yeah, I'm so sorry, Meg. I I oh

805
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:31,440
Speaker 1: my god, I can't believe it. Oh god, I totally

806
00:43:31,560 --> 00:43:36,000
Speaker 1: forgot she was on the phone. Yeah, that happen always, Nathan,

807
00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:39,880
Speaker 1: what you were thinking about saying that's understandable? Yeah, wow,

808
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:44,200
Speaker 1: I'm sorry Meg. You know, I just didn't know what

809
00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:47,040
Speaker 1: to say. I figured all you have to say he's like, hey,

810
00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:49,399
Speaker 1: I'm not interested in just move on. You know, well

811
00:43:49,480 --> 00:43:51,920
Speaker 1: I have another woman. It's it's easy to like just

812
00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:55,479
Speaker 1: send a text to somebody so they're not wondering because

813
00:43:55,520 --> 00:43:59,520
Speaker 1: you don't know anything else, you know. I mean, honestly,

814
00:43:59,520 --> 00:44:01,960
Speaker 1: you could have said something. You could have texted. You

815
00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:04,319
Speaker 1: could have just been like, hey, like it's I'm sorry,

816
00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:05,719
Speaker 1: I met so many I don't know. I would have

817
00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:10,799
Speaker 1: understood like this is so I don't even know. Well,

818
00:44:10,840 --> 00:44:13,719
Speaker 1: I mean honestly, I figured you probably just said other

819
00:44:13,840 --> 00:44:17,839
Speaker 1: dates and guys that are lined up. I know. Why

820
00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:21,960
Speaker 1: would you think that because we hooked up in like

821
00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:24,759
Speaker 1: a minute, so I sort assumed you're sort of a

822
00:44:25,480 --> 00:44:28,360
Speaker 1: get around and you wouldn't even be thinking, well, I

823
00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:32,839
Speaker 1: mean you did that, that is so seen. Why would

824
00:44:32,880 --> 00:44:36,280
Speaker 1: you just because I wanted to because I'm not seeing

825
00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:38,360
Speaker 1: someone right now and I want to hook up that

826
00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:41,480
Speaker 1: I'm immediately a hole yeah, come on, dudes, do it

827
00:44:41,520 --> 00:44:43,680
Speaker 1: all Yeah, that's not what yeah, I'm saying, like, hey man,

828
00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:45,960
Speaker 1: even if a guy does that, like still the same thing,

829
00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:48,960
Speaker 1: Like obviously if you meet a m I was gonna

830
00:44:48,960 --> 00:44:51,160
Speaker 1: say gas station attendant, but let's go a gas station again, sir.

831
00:44:51,360 --> 00:44:53,279
Speaker 1: If I'm at a gas station attendant and I hooked

832
00:44:53,320 --> 00:44:55,120
Speaker 1: up with him right there in the gas station, they

833
00:44:55,200 --> 00:44:57,040
Speaker 1: might be thinking like this dude hooks up with gas

834
00:44:57,080 --> 00:44:59,120
Speaker 1: station attendants all the time, and that's the past I

835
00:44:59,120 --> 00:45:02,200
Speaker 1: don't talk about anymore. But anyway, it's I mean, that's

836
00:45:02,239 --> 00:45:04,160
Speaker 1: what happened. So I can understand how you would think,

837
00:45:04,239 --> 00:45:07,200
Speaker 1: like you're probably dating other people too. I could see

838
00:45:07,320 --> 00:45:10,160
Speaker 1: that also doesn't mean that Yeah, it doesn't mean that

839
00:45:10,200 --> 00:45:12,080
Speaker 1: you get around a lot. It means that she wanted

840
00:45:12,080 --> 00:45:16,000
Speaker 1: to get around with you. All right, Well, look my bad,

841
00:45:16,160 --> 00:45:18,920
Speaker 1: you know, I mean, you know, and I honestly I

842
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:22,720
Speaker 1: thought you were a nice guy. I was. I'm honestly

843
00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:26,560
Speaker 1: shocked right now, Like even with you saying that, that

844
00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:31,040
Speaker 1: is just wow. Okay, well let's see because you know

845
00:45:31,320 --> 00:45:34,680
Speaker 1: he's not with Sarah. So Nathan, would you like to

846
00:45:34,760 --> 00:45:36,480
Speaker 1: go with Meg again on another date? We'll pay for it.

847
00:45:38,120 --> 00:45:43,520
Speaker 1: Absolutely not. I wish that's going Nathan. Meg. No, I

848
00:45:44,040 --> 00:45:46,960
Speaker 1: know that you were, but I'm saying no, absolutely how

849
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:49,080
Speaker 1: the table's turn. Yeah, she's going off the idea now

850
00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:52,000
Speaker 1: all right, Nathan, Well, I'm sorry you didn't get another date,

851
00:45:52,040 --> 00:45:53,719
Speaker 1: even though I don't think you want to one end Meg,

852
00:45:54,320 --> 00:45:58,440
Speaker 1: I'm sorry that m Nathan was. Yeah, Nathan's seeing Sarah

853
00:45:58,520 --> 00:46:01,160
Speaker 1: now I guess. Yeah, well, if it doesn't work out

854
00:46:01,160 --> 00:46:03,000
Speaker 1: with Sarah, maybe we could go on a take that. No,

855
00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:07,600
Speaker 1: probably not. Oh my god, yeah, okay, you wish you

856
00:46:07,680 --> 00:46:09,760
Speaker 1: know what? I did find some of your friends on Instagram.

857
00:46:10,320 --> 00:46:17,040
Speaker 1: Oh maybe i'll sample his friend group. Yeah, house one. Yeah,

858
00:46:17,320 --> 00:46:20,520
Speaker 1: there's the there's there's there's that doesn't sleep around part right?

859
00:46:20,800 --> 00:46:25,160
Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah, just never with you again, that's true.

860
00:46:25,760 --> 00:46:29,440
Speaker 1: Sarah Jubils First Day follow up The Jebels Show on

861
00:46:29,600 --> 00:46:36,160
Speaker 1: Demand Jubils Dirty Little Secret. It's time for another dirty

862
00:46:36,480 --> 00:46:40,600
Speaker 1: little secret. It's always wunnen we say secret that way secret.

863
00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:44,279
Speaker 1: Everybody has a secret. It's time for a dirty little secret.

864
00:46:44,320 --> 00:46:47,000
Speaker 1: Remember text in four one six one. If you have

865
00:46:47,120 --> 00:46:48,520
Speaker 1: a dirty little secret that you want to tell on

866
00:46:48,560 --> 00:46:50,279
Speaker 1: the show, you can do that and we will keep

867
00:46:50,280 --> 00:46:53,080
Speaker 1: you anonymous, so you can say whatever you want and

868
00:46:53,440 --> 00:46:55,160
Speaker 1: we don't even ask what your name. That's why every

869
00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:57,920
Speaker 1: single person who calls in gets a fake anonymous nickname

870
00:46:57,960 --> 00:47:00,960
Speaker 1: and on the phone to tell us a dirty little secret.

871
00:47:01,520 --> 00:47:05,440
Speaker 1: Right now, is the Incredible Hulk? Oh? I love the Hulk? Yeah? Hey,

872
00:47:05,480 --> 00:47:08,680
Speaker 1: what's up? Hulk? Hey, how's it going? No? That might

873
00:47:08,719 --> 00:47:10,600
Speaker 1: be she Hulk. You don't sound as angry as I

874
00:47:10,680 --> 00:47:16,200
Speaker 1: thought you would. So you have a dirty little secret? Yeah?

875
00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:23,239
Speaker 1: I do, Um that you're always angry? Yeah, green, how

876
00:47:23,320 --> 00:47:26,759
Speaker 1: did you know? All right? So well, other than being

877
00:47:26,840 --> 00:47:29,040
Speaker 1: green and angry all the time? Yeah, what's your dirty

878
00:47:29,040 --> 00:47:33,759
Speaker 1: little secret? Incredible Hulk? Okay, well this is kind of hilarious. Um.

879
00:47:34,280 --> 00:47:36,680
Speaker 1: The last couple of months, I've been doing something to

880
00:47:36,840 --> 00:47:39,719
Speaker 1: mess with my mom that I know she would not

881
00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:42,279
Speaker 1: be cool with. But I find it really hilarious that

882
00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:44,160
Speaker 1: I just need to tell someone, how dare you mess

883
00:47:44,200 --> 00:47:49,440
Speaker 1: with the woman who burst you? Um? So I've been

884
00:47:49,520 --> 00:47:51,400
Speaker 1: going over to visit my mom a little bit, and

885
00:47:51,560 --> 00:47:54,520
Speaker 1: she has, you know, like eight million different remote controls

886
00:47:54,520 --> 00:47:56,320
Speaker 1: for her TV, but she really only uses like the

887
00:47:56,440 --> 00:47:59,600
Speaker 1: one whatever. Old people don't realize you can just use

888
00:47:59,600 --> 00:48:01,879
Speaker 1: your phone as a remote for everything in your house.

889
00:48:01,960 --> 00:48:04,719
Speaker 1: Well that sucks, yeah, right, And so she has a

890
00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:07,680
Speaker 1: ton of remote yeah, I mean yeah, yeah, you try

891
00:48:07,719 --> 00:48:10,000
Speaker 1: to use your emote on your phone for the Samsung TV. Oh,

892
00:48:10,200 --> 00:48:12,160
Speaker 1: let me tell you, like, I'll just grab the remote.

893
00:48:12,160 --> 00:48:14,120
Speaker 1: I'll walk across the ram and grabs remote and change

894
00:48:14,200 --> 00:48:15,600
Speaker 1: or do whatever he needs to be done before he's

895
00:48:15,600 --> 00:48:17,400
Speaker 1: even in the app. Yeah. I know that's because it

896
00:48:17,440 --> 00:48:19,720
Speaker 1: takes me forever to find that app started getting connected.

897
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:22,840
Speaker 1: How jubil was like old people? You all people, How

898
00:48:22,920 --> 00:48:26,680
Speaker 1: do I get my applicate Apple appetizer on my phone

899
00:48:26,840 --> 00:48:29,799
Speaker 1: to fire up to TV? I can't. I downloaded an

900
00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:34,680
Speaker 1: appetizer for it. I don't need, so I guess it

901
00:48:34,719 --> 00:48:36,759
Speaker 1: doesn't work that well. Anyway, I'll shut up now and

902
00:48:36,880 --> 00:48:40,759
Speaker 1: let you tell your little secret. Um. Anyway, so I've

903
00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:43,480
Speaker 1: been going to replace and um, every time I go

904
00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:45,680
Speaker 1: over there, she's, you know, watching TV, and I take

905
00:48:45,760 --> 00:48:47,800
Speaker 1: the Universal remote control and just kind of hit the

906
00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:50,160
Speaker 1: off button and turns it off. And she has no

907
00:48:50,320 --> 00:48:54,279
Speaker 1: idea how it's turned off. Oh no, oh, okay, yeah,

908
00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:58,560
Speaker 1: I've seen that actually turn it back on. Yeah, and

909
00:48:58,640 --> 00:49:00,680
Speaker 1: every like every yeah, every couple of minutes or so

910
00:49:00,719 --> 00:49:02,520
Speaker 1: I'll just kind of like peep over and you know,

911
00:49:02,600 --> 00:49:04,640
Speaker 1: turn the TV off, and she gets really confused, and

912
00:49:04,760 --> 00:49:06,759
Speaker 1: you know, what heck is going on? I don't know.

913
00:49:06,920 --> 00:49:08,680
Speaker 1: And then she's kind of started to catch on and

914
00:49:08,760 --> 00:49:10,640
Speaker 1: figure out that, like every time I come over the

915
00:49:10,719 --> 00:49:17,960
Speaker 1: TV keeps turning on, that you're doing it then, So, yeah,

916
00:49:18,040 --> 00:49:20,160
Speaker 1: she didn't know that it was me, and she was

917
00:49:20,200 --> 00:49:22,360
Speaker 1: really confused about why I kept turning off. So I

918
00:49:22,440 --> 00:49:24,239
Speaker 1: went over to her house and we were talking about

919
00:49:24,280 --> 00:49:27,520
Speaker 1: the problem, and she um, she said, Okay, I'm going

920
00:49:27,560 --> 00:49:29,200
Speaker 1: to turn on the TV. I want to see if

921
00:49:29,239 --> 00:49:31,280
Speaker 1: you can turn it off with your mind. I said, okay,

922
00:49:31,520 --> 00:49:34,360
Speaker 1: I'm gonna try really hard. I'm gonna focus. We were

923
00:49:34,360 --> 00:49:36,080
Speaker 1: sitting in separate chair. She was on the couch, I

924
00:49:36,160 --> 00:49:37,920
Speaker 1: was on the recliner, and I had the remote that

925
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:41,279
Speaker 1: turns the TV on and off just right there, and

926
00:49:41,400 --> 00:49:42,840
Speaker 1: I did the thing, you know, you put your fingers

927
00:49:42,960 --> 00:49:45,719
Speaker 1: up to your eyes. I was thinking about it, and

928
00:49:45,840 --> 00:49:47,440
Speaker 1: then I just kind of reached over and tapped the

929
00:49:47,480 --> 00:49:49,919
Speaker 1: button and turned off the TV. And she had no idea.

930
00:49:50,000 --> 00:50:00,399
Speaker 1: She didn't notice control the TV with your mind now, yeah,

931
00:50:00,440 --> 00:50:02,239
Speaker 1: and she was tripping. She jumped up right out of

932
00:50:02,280 --> 00:50:03,640
Speaker 1: the chair and she was like, Oh my god, I

933
00:50:03,719 --> 00:50:06,560
Speaker 1: can't believe that you actually did that. Yeah. I would

934
00:50:06,600 --> 00:50:09,279
Speaker 1: be too, I'd be like, oh, wow, my daughter's a psychic. Yeah,

935
00:50:09,440 --> 00:50:11,799
Speaker 1: it's yeah, whatever it's called, not even a psychic, whatever

936
00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:15,279
Speaker 1: it's called. There you go. Um, well, thank you very

937
00:50:15,320 --> 00:50:17,080
Speaker 1: much for telling us your dirty little secret. I'm sure

938
00:50:17,080 --> 00:50:18,279
Speaker 1: a lot of people will be doing that to their

939
00:50:18,320 --> 00:50:21,200
Speaker 1: parents now. Yeah. I hope so. I mean it's a

940
00:50:21,239 --> 00:50:25,120
Speaker 1: lot of fun than Yeah, thank you. What's your dirty

941
00:50:25,200 --> 00:50:38,520
Speaker 1: little secret? The Jewel Show on demand day bad birds

942
00:50:38,760 --> 00:50:40,759
Speaker 1: feel good? Did you hear me over that? I did,

943
00:50:41,080 --> 00:50:43,040
Speaker 1: and I heard you, But I just wanted to see

944
00:50:43,080 --> 00:50:46,600
Speaker 1: if you guys feel more relaxed. No, No, that didn't

945
00:50:46,600 --> 00:50:53,239
Speaker 1: relax again, I feel more anxious. A bird flying uh

946
00:50:53,840 --> 00:50:57,920
Speaker 1: very close. Really, it's the Jewel Show And the new

947
00:50:57,960 --> 00:50:59,880
Speaker 1: study came out. It's amazing how a certain sounds can

948
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:03,200
Speaker 1: trigger good memories. And I'm surprised I don't feel relaxed

949
00:51:03,200 --> 00:51:06,040
Speaker 1: because a new poll found that it happens about twice

950
00:51:06,080 --> 00:51:07,520
Speaker 1: a week to us, you hear a sound that triggers

951
00:51:07,560 --> 00:51:10,080
Speaker 1: a wonderful memory, and one in ten people said that

952
00:51:10,160 --> 00:51:12,279
Speaker 1: it happens every day and the top ten sounds that

953
00:51:12,360 --> 00:51:15,719
Speaker 1: trigger happy memories with three. Number three and number two

954
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:20,520
Speaker 1: are birds chirping. So that's not a chop. It's not

955
00:51:20,640 --> 00:51:24,160
Speaker 1: a church to scream. Also, either one a churp or

956
00:51:24,239 --> 00:51:27,319
Speaker 1: that whatever that is is not relaxing. No, you don't

957
00:51:27,360 --> 00:51:30,600
Speaker 1: like chopping church. Oh my meditation app on my phone

958
00:51:30,640 --> 00:51:33,680
Speaker 1: and I have birds chirping in the background. I love Yeah, birds,

959
00:51:33,719 --> 00:51:36,040
Speaker 1: I like birds chirping. It depends what kind of bird

960
00:51:36,080 --> 00:51:37,440
Speaker 1: it is, I guess. But most of the time bird

961
00:51:37,520 --> 00:51:42,480
Speaker 1: chirping is nice to me. I mean sometimes sometimes really annoying. Yeah,

962
00:51:42,760 --> 00:51:44,719
Speaker 1: they can be super annoying, you know, like if it's

963
00:51:44,719 --> 00:51:46,880
Speaker 1: early in the morning. Yeah, and there's a bunch of

964
00:51:46,920 --> 00:51:50,279
Speaker 1: crows eating some garbage that close up correctly and they're

965
00:51:50,360 --> 00:51:53,279
Speaker 1: chirping a bunch. Yeah, it's really annoying because one you're like, man,

966
00:51:53,400 --> 00:51:56,560
Speaker 1: I'm trying to sleep, And then also, h why do

967
00:51:56,719 --> 00:52:01,319
Speaker 1: I have ass everything gona go pick garbage up at

968
00:52:01,320 --> 00:52:03,520
Speaker 1: six in the morning, And I'm not gonna put shoes

969
00:52:03,520 --> 00:52:05,359
Speaker 1: on because I'm that lazy and my feet are gonna

970
00:52:05,360 --> 00:52:08,120
Speaker 1: be wetting nasty. Almost anything can send uble into a spiral,

971
00:52:08,480 --> 00:52:11,319
Speaker 1: that's true. Number two of the waves crashing on the beach.

972
00:52:11,400 --> 00:52:13,479
Speaker 1: That's the other sound that people hear that triggers happy

973
00:52:13,520 --> 00:52:15,879
Speaker 1: memories for them. I like the waves crashing. That's why

974
00:52:15,960 --> 00:52:17,719
Speaker 1: I go to the beach all the time. I love it.

975
00:52:17,880 --> 00:52:19,720
Speaker 1: So that's why you guys might not have been relaxed

976
00:52:19,719 --> 00:52:21,359
Speaker 1: by it, but that's why everybody listening was like, Wow,

977
00:52:21,520 --> 00:52:23,920
Speaker 1: what's so relaxed now? Didn't also quite the same correct,

978
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:29,360
Speaker 1: But the number one sound that triggers happy memories for people,

979
00:52:29,480 --> 00:52:32,319
Speaker 1: according to this new study, is an old love song

980
00:52:32,960 --> 00:52:35,120
Speaker 1: that you really liked, especially when you haven't heard in

981
00:52:35,120 --> 00:52:37,960
Speaker 1: a long time. Apparently true. It is true the right Like,

982
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:40,719
Speaker 1: if I remember feeling sad, I'll just find one of

983
00:52:40,760 --> 00:52:42,480
Speaker 1: the old love songs that I liked a lot and

984
00:52:42,520 --> 00:52:43,880
Speaker 1: put it on, and then I'll just vibe out for

985
00:52:43,880 --> 00:52:45,239
Speaker 1: a little while, and then I feel better. I make

986
00:52:45,280 --> 00:52:47,520
Speaker 1: bird sounds and beach sounds, and I listened to old

987
00:52:47,560 --> 00:52:49,680
Speaker 1: lust songs. I like sex and four on a six one.

988
00:52:49,719 --> 00:52:51,520
Speaker 1: What's the song that triggers a happy memory for you?

989
00:52:51,920 --> 00:52:54,680
Speaker 1: I asked our producer Braad to load in audio from

990
00:52:54,680 --> 00:52:57,400
Speaker 1: each one of us with songs that trigger happy memories

991
00:52:57,440 --> 00:53:00,560
Speaker 1: for us. Yes, I'm curious to see what you guys chose. Okay,

992
00:53:00,680 --> 00:53:03,600
Speaker 1: so we'll start with English. Evan, okay, right, do it?

993
00:53:03,760 --> 00:53:07,920
Speaker 1: This is apparently is the song triggers great happy memories

994
00:53:07,920 --> 00:53:10,440
Speaker 1: for English even it makes me feel lovely inside. All right, here,

995
00:53:10,520 --> 00:53:12,360
Speaker 1: we all play it and we'll see if this triggers

996
00:53:12,360 --> 00:53:14,759
Speaker 1: any great happy memories for us or if we want

997
00:53:14,760 --> 00:53:24,879
Speaker 1: to puke? Wait? What is this? Get jazzy? This trip love? Yeah? Oh, Mike,

998
00:53:25,520 --> 00:53:31,759
Speaker 1: give me where? Well? Oh my god, I'm not all Yeah,

999
00:53:31,800 --> 00:53:34,960
Speaker 1: I've never heard the song resigned, not even in like

1000
00:53:35,040 --> 00:53:37,480
Speaker 1: an advert or something. Yeah, I feel like I've heard

1001
00:53:37,520 --> 00:53:41,080
Speaker 1: this in movies. Are surprised, you know, I'm not surprised

1002
00:53:41,080 --> 00:53:43,319
Speaker 1: I hasn't heard it. I feel like the only time

1003
00:53:43,320 --> 00:53:45,279
Speaker 1: I've ever heard this song, though, has been in like

1004
00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:49,040
Speaker 1: a cheesy not even in like a comedy making fun

1005
00:53:49,080 --> 00:53:51,800
Speaker 1: of the song, right right, Yeah, And that's that's I

1006
00:53:51,880 --> 00:53:55,560
Speaker 1: have no idea. It is also medication commercials. Oh yeah,

1007
00:53:55,760 --> 00:53:58,959
Speaker 1: that's why I love it so much. I'm talking about

1008
00:53:59,040 --> 00:54:03,399
Speaker 1: her pies and not medication. Canoeing and hiking and going

1009
00:54:03,480 --> 00:54:07,000
Speaker 1: for bike rides. People with those out track commercials are

1010
00:54:07,080 --> 00:54:09,680
Speaker 1: very active outside, and this song is playing a lot

1011
00:54:10,400 --> 00:54:14,680
Speaker 1: or so old people can hold their bladders better. But

1012
00:54:14,760 --> 00:54:16,120
Speaker 1: in a in a way, I do like it because

1013
00:54:16,120 --> 00:54:17,760
Speaker 1: it's kind of a joke between me and my girlfriend.

1014
00:54:17,840 --> 00:54:19,520
Speaker 1: Like I dropped her off to class the other day

1015
00:54:19,560 --> 00:54:26,680
Speaker 1: and I had this blaring why do you play like

1016
00:54:27,600 --> 00:54:31,440
Speaker 1: your school blaring like Barbie Girl or something, trying to

1017
00:54:31,640 --> 00:54:35,000
Speaker 1: embarrass your daughter? You sound like embarrassed. But it was

1018
00:54:35,080 --> 00:54:39,759
Speaker 1: my girlfriend and it was funny. But you're her, you

1019
00:54:39,880 --> 00:54:42,279
Speaker 1: got her boyfriend. You've got a bit older. You're quite

1020
00:54:42,320 --> 00:54:44,080
Speaker 1: a bit older. I am. Does she have a license?

1021
00:54:44,280 --> 00:54:50,279
Speaker 1: She does? That sounded like just like dad dropping his

1022
00:54:50,400 --> 00:54:53,440
Speaker 1: daughter off at school. Have a good day down. My

1023
00:54:53,520 --> 00:54:58,920
Speaker 1: friends are gonna make funny guys collected? Is it? Yes,

1024
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:01,480
Speaker 1: he's just like I mean, nobody would definitely think he is.

1025
00:55:05,400 --> 00:55:08,719
Speaker 1: Like like, I don't look like her dad. I look young.

1026
00:55:09,280 --> 00:55:11,879
Speaker 1: I don't know, like maybe like her step dad step dad.

1027
00:55:13,800 --> 00:55:19,040
Speaker 1: It's hilarious. Okay, oh my god, been the rest of

1028
00:55:19,040 --> 00:55:24,200
Speaker 1: the time roasting. Now I hate you do look like

1029
00:55:24,280 --> 00:55:27,840
Speaker 1: your step dad. Is terrible memory. No, I'm not twelve,

1030
00:55:28,520 --> 00:55:30,440
Speaker 1: Like I'm a twelve year old only because I know

1031
00:55:30,520 --> 00:55:31,840
Speaker 1: that she grew up in East La. And I know

1032
00:55:31,920 --> 00:55:34,640
Speaker 1: East La very well because I grew up in LA

1033
00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:37,239
Speaker 1: and around the same areas, and you look like the

1034
00:55:37,320 --> 00:55:45,000
Speaker 1: Hipstrey people that have moved in there exactly. Can we

1035
00:55:45,160 --> 00:55:49,239
Speaker 1: keep going? More joke? All right? So, because the roast

1036
00:55:49,320 --> 00:55:50,960
Speaker 1: of Evan took too long, I had no idea that

1037
00:55:50,960 --> 00:55:52,360
Speaker 1: was gonna happen. We're out of time right now, so

1038
00:55:52,640 --> 00:55:54,280
Speaker 1: we'll have to finish up the rest of this segment

1039
00:55:54,320 --> 00:55:56,200
Speaker 1: and tell you what Alex and My songs are, and

1040
00:55:56,320 --> 00:55:58,880
Speaker 1: probably roast Evans some more. Sorry, guys to go to

1041
00:55:58,880 --> 00:56:00,880
Speaker 1: a load of material. Thanks Evan, Texas and four one

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Speaker 1: O six one. If you have an insul for Evan

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Speaker 1: as well, why not Pylon. You can also roast him

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Speaker 1: on social media too. At the Jewil Show, you can

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Speaker 1: follow all of us individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh, I'm

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Speaker 1: at that, I'm at Evan on the radio, The Jewbil

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Speaker 1: Show on demand