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Speaker 1: You can fess up if you like. So are these people?

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Speaker 1: So these people that upload to this website, they go,

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Speaker 1: It seems like a good place to m's close close

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Speaker 1: close them up, Close them up. This is fun. This

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Speaker 1: is like my favorite part of this podcast, so I'm

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Speaker 1: definitely gonna keep on doing this. Coming up, we are

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Speaker 1: going to get into an early Super Bowl pick and

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Speaker 1: talk about how I did last week, which it was

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Speaker 1: pretty pretty just okay, Actually, do Cony look up to

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Speaker 1: a Neighborhou's sake, Secure the bag. Secure the bag, which

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Speaker 1: is exactly what I did not know last week. Um,

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Speaker 1: I came in hot listen. It's so tough because you're

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Speaker 1: asking us to make these decisions about games that are

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Speaker 1: like seven days away. The lines change, people are in,

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Speaker 1: people are out. So I made some bold choices last

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Speaker 1: week on the show. Let's let's listen. I'm on the

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Speaker 1: forty nine ers. You might think that the Rams have

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Speaker 1: a better team, but you just can't ignore that there's

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Speaker 1: something special going on with this forty nine team. So

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Speaker 1: I'm on the forty nine ers. And then, guys, I'm

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Speaker 1: going Chiefs. I'm going Chiefs to win the super Bowl.

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Speaker 1: At this point one ala befall Kiku. Hello, my name

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Speaker 1: is PR Representative, and I'm here today to represent Miss Benetta,

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Speaker 1: and I just wanted all of you to know that

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Speaker 1: despite what is put out online, despite what is put

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Speaker 1: out online today, Miss Benetta is actually going to be

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Speaker 1: changing her Pick four Championships Sunday. She is She was

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Speaker 1: on the Chiefs, okay, and she she thought long and

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Speaker 1: hard about it and has decided to go with Joey

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Speaker 1: B and the Bengals. She is going with the Bengals.

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Speaker 1: Please change your notes accordingly, despite what you were reading

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Speaker 1: on the line. I saved myself from an oen to weekend.

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Speaker 1: At the very last second, I decided. I was saying,

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Speaker 1: you know what, I'm gonna go with what I want

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Speaker 1: to see. I want to see a Bengals forty nine

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Speaker 1: or super Bowl. So I went all underdogs, and thankfully

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Speaker 1: I did because I would have been Owen two and

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Speaker 1: now I'm one in one, babe, So that feels good. Guys,

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Speaker 1: Let's make some picks for the super Bowl. We got Bengals.

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Speaker 1: Rams are minus four. This is major favorite versus an underdog,

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Speaker 1: Like to a t, in every single way, you've got

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Speaker 1: the Rams. Who are you know a lot of people

463
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Speaker 1: are like, oh, they're just a super team. If you

464
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Speaker 1: follow soccer, they're like, you know, the Manchester City. They

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Speaker 1: went out and got Matt Stafford, they went out and

466
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Speaker 1: bought OBJ, they went and got von Miller. They have

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Speaker 1: created this super team because they spent the money to

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Speaker 1: do so. And then you've got the underdogs. I was

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Speaker 1: just looking up. I was looking up something else. Which

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Speaker 1: I'm going to get to you in a second, But

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Speaker 1: in this article that I was looking at, it said

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Speaker 1: that the Bengals stadium, the Paul Brown Stadium, is the

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Speaker 1: cheapest football experience that you can have in the NFL

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Speaker 1: for a family of four, compared compared to all other stadiums,

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Speaker 1: it is the cheapest. Who have a family of four,

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Speaker 1: go park tickets for the game, food, everything across the board.

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Speaker 1: Like it really does seem like, you know, just gritty

478
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Speaker 1: coming from nowhere, injuries, fighting your way to the top

479
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Speaker 1: two rams or sparkly. They're in Los Angeles and that

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Speaker 1: is what we have for the super Bowl, And I

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Speaker 1: honestly think this is I wasn't into it at first.

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Speaker 1: I really I chose the forty nine ers to make

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Speaker 1: it into the super Bowl. But I'm pretty happy that

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Speaker 1: this is happening now. So Joe Burrow, he is exactly

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Speaker 1: who we thought he was, you guys from LSU. He

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Speaker 1: comes in, We were so excited to watch him in

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Speaker 1: that first season, he gets injured. This is his like

488
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Speaker 1: first season back and healthy and good, and he makes

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Speaker 1: it to a freaking super Bowl. I believe he might

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Speaker 1: be the first guy to um win a college Championship,

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Speaker 1: win a Heisman, and win a super Bowl in his

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Speaker 1: first he would be the first. Is that true? He

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Speaker 1: would be the first player to ever win all three things,

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Speaker 1: and he would have done it, and he would have

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Speaker 1: done it in three years. That's what it was. That's yeah, stupid.

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Speaker 1: And then on the other side, something else that I heard.

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Speaker 1: ESPN senior writer Seth Wickersham tweeted Sean mcvay's thirty six.

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Speaker 1: He's had a winning season every single year. He has

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Speaker 1: beaten Bruce Arians, Pete Carroll, Kyle Shannon, Sean Payton in

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Speaker 1: the playoffs, has reached two Super Bowls with two different

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Speaker 1: quarterbacks in Jared Goffin at Stafford's good, but he's good.

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Speaker 1: Both of these teams were just absolutely They've got such

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Speaker 1: an incredible story. It's amazing. So I'm going Bengals. I

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00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:18,480
Speaker 1: think it's such a fun story. Joe Burrow is starting

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Speaker 1: like who knows, maybe in a couple of years we're

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Speaker 1: gonna be like Patrick Mahomes versus Joe Burrow. Who is

507
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Speaker 1: the next goat? Who is it gonna be? He is

508
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Speaker 1: who we thought he was. We just had to wait

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Speaker 1: a little while after his acl healed up to see it,

510
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Speaker 1: and now we are getting to see it, and I

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Speaker 1: just like the story so much better. Jamar Chase, Joe Mixon,

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Speaker 1: this defense, lou Anna Rumo, the defensive coordinator. He's figured

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Speaker 1: out some stuff the last few weeks making Patrick Mahomes

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Speaker 1: look like not Patrick Mahomes. And that whole second half

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Speaker 1: of that game on Sunday, when I was insane to

516
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Speaker 1: see absolutely insane that the since defense has just completed

517
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Speaker 1: letely shut down Mahomes in the second half, because it

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Speaker 1: was the same story week seventeen, just a few weeks ago, exactly,

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Speaker 1: I felt like the man had a malfunction. I was like,

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Speaker 1: what is going on? And when leading by fifteen or

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Speaker 1: more and Burrow did it, which is insane. That's so amazing. Um,

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Speaker 1: So this is gonna be just such a I feel

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Speaker 1: like the last few Super Bowls have kind of been like,

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Speaker 1: I think this one's actually gonna be really fun and

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Speaker 1: really close, and I'm going for the Bengals. Like Rachel

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Speaker 1: you brought up earlier, like the rams of a good

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Speaker 1: story of like changing all these players and getting all

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Speaker 1: the right pieces. But remember the Bengals are two and fourteen.

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Speaker 1: You know, before Burrow was drafted and that's sick. Which

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Speaker 1: two and fourteen was the worst record in the lead.

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Speaker 1: Now they're in the in the Super Bowl. So as

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Speaker 1: a Browns fan, Rachel, I'm just telling you, as a

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Speaker 1: Browns fan, we should be rooting for the Bengals because

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Speaker 1: we got to root for this m chises that can

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Speaker 1: turn it around and get to the Super Bowls. I

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Speaker 1: think then if if listen, if the band all rising,

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Speaker 1: rising boats rise, all ships, sinking boats, what's the thing?

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Speaker 1: What is the thing? Rising boats rising, rising, rising tide raises,

539
00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:20,360
Speaker 1: all boats, all boats? Yeah, there you go, something like that. Right, Um,

540
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Speaker 1: the AFC North, we're gonna have to be good now

541
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Speaker 1: because we have to be who knows who's going to

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Speaker 1: be the quarterback for the Steelers next year, Lamar Jackson,

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Speaker 1: the Ravens, they're not going to be, you know, decimated

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Speaker 1: with COVID and injuries. The Browns have to be good.

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Speaker 1: So I think that this is actually a good thing

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Speaker 1: for us, that the Bengals have reached the Super Bowl

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Speaker 1: and they might win the whole damn thing. So that's

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Speaker 1: why I'm choosing the Bengals. Uhun whose house day are

549
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Speaker 1: in your house? Junkyard Junkyard Dog, who are you going with?

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Speaker 1: I'm also a Bengals fan. This this next two weeks,

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Speaker 1: this is a pro Bengals podcast, and I actually think

552
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Speaker 1: like you'll find people who are rooting for Matthew Stafford

553
00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:05,240
Speaker 1: because the Rams are a great story. But aren't most people.

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00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:08,320
Speaker 1: It's like most people are rooting for the Bengals. They

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00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:10,880
Speaker 1: feel like a team of destiny this year, so they

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Speaker 1: feel like a little bit of a Cinderella story, which

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Speaker 1: is why I think a lot of people were on

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Speaker 1: the forty nine ers as well. But go Bengals, go

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00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:20,600
Speaker 1: all right, we are going to move on to best things.

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Speaker 1: I saw slash heard around the league this weekend based

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Speaker 1: there are so many good things, so many great stories.

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Speaker 1: I loved this. Joe Burrow sent a DM to this

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Speaker 1: guy named Dave Burke way back in the day, and

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Speaker 1: this is what it said. On December eighteenth, twenty thirteen,

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Speaker 1: ninety five PM. I was wondering if there were any

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Speaker 1: specific camps I should go to to help get my

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00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:45,120
Speaker 1: name out there because I'm not really getting any attention.

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Speaker 1: Doesn't I just give you like so much hope for life?

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Speaker 1: It's amazing, all right? Another great thing that we all

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Speaker 1: saw and heard, or at least I hope that you

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Speaker 1: got to experience. This was during the AFC Conference Championship

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Speaker 1: Bengals Chiefs was halftime. Poor CBS. This their setup was

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Speaker 1: literally right next to the world's largest and loudest speaker.

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Speaker 1: Take a listen in seventeen numbers. Huh what? Sorry? Can

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Speaker 1: you turn can you turn it down? Please? Who did

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Speaker 1: this talk about? We already talked about one person getting fired.

577
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Speaker 1: Whoever leaped the Brady News person Number two to get

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Speaker 1: fired this weekend was the guy who was in charge

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Speaker 1: of the volume. I would be livid. These guys probably

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Speaker 1: got their notes ready, they were all ready. The worst

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Speaker 1: part about this was that it was the Appleby's song,

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Speaker 1: which need I remind you was nominated for a Grammy

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Speaker 1: this year. People, you don't even need to say anything.

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Speaker 1: Let me just read you a little snippet of this song. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we fancy like Applebee's on a date night, Got that

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Speaker 1: Bourbon Street steak with the Oreo shake, Get some whip

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Speaker 1: cream on the top to two straws. One check, girl,

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Speaker 1: I got you nominated for a Grammy, nominated for a

589
00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:24,040
Speaker 1: damn Grammy. You know this just gives me hope. This

590
00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:26,640
Speaker 1: gives me hope that kickers are people too, could maybe

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00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:32,040
Speaker 1: make it one day they could. This was just so

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Speaker 1: I just laughed the entire time. I have no idea

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Speaker 1: any analysis that they gave us. They were laughing to

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Speaker 1: kind of seemed like they're being good sports about it.

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Speaker 1: Another thing that I saw Evan McPherson, this kicker that

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Speaker 1: we have all just fallen in love with. This is

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Speaker 1: his first year, right, he's still a rookie. The man

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00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:53,960
Speaker 1: has some confidence. Before last weekend, before he even kicked

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00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:55,800
Speaker 1: the ball to win the game, he was just like,

600
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Speaker 1: we're going to the AFC Championship, Like, what an insane person?

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Speaker 1: Before this game, he first off, he trademarked his name

602
00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:12,560
Speaker 1: into what was it, Magic Mac money Man, Big Money Mac.

603
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:15,839
Speaker 1: That's amazing. And the Bengals have sold out of Evan

604
00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:21,399
Speaker 1: McPherson jerseys and definitely, what does that even mean? Insane?

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00:34:21,520 --> 00:34:24,560
Speaker 1: The man is on one. And then finally, this was

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Speaker 1: definitely the best thing that I heard all weekend. Joe Burrow,

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Speaker 1: take it away. They're definitely real. I think I make

608
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:35,640
Speaker 1: too much money to have fake ones, so you know

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00:34:35,680 --> 00:34:39,760
Speaker 1: these are real. I'm sorry, what was the second question?

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Speaker 1: If anybody else, if any other quarterback in the NFL

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Speaker 1: said that, I'd be like, Wow, what a loser? Like

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Speaker 1: I hate you now going for rights loser. You can

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Speaker 1: tell he likete, you can tell he's just such a

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Speaker 1: little baby boy, and he like immediately you could tell

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Speaker 1: that he's like, oh, I just sounded so stupid. How

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00:34:57,920 --> 00:35:00,680
Speaker 1: is he supposed to answer that question? Like if somebody said,

617
00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:05,440
Speaker 1: are those diamonds real? Yeah they are, I'm a millionaire loser.

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00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:08,719
Speaker 1: Come up with a better question. If anybody else said that,

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Speaker 1: we'd be out on them. This just kind of makes

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00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:12,759
Speaker 1: me fall in love with Joe Burrow even more. A Mohan,

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Speaker 1: you're out on I feel like you didn't love this? No, yeah,

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00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:18,879
Speaker 1: but you make a good point. He's just like a kid.

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Speaker 1: His Twitter banner is SpongeBob, like his Super Smash Bros

624
00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:26,440
Speaker 1: and his bio on Twitter, and he's just like sitting

625
00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:28,520
Speaker 1: there on his way to the super Bowl, dressed up

626
00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:30,959
Speaker 1: like the Rock and he just has to tell people

627
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Speaker 1: that his diamonds terrible style. His style is progressively getting worse,

628
00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:39,080
Speaker 1: and he's about to win a super Bowl. Maybe might

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Speaker 1: even be Super Bowl MVP. People who knows. Guys, Thank

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Speaker 1: you so much for listening to this podcast. Again. We

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Speaker 1: are on episode two. We are going to keep it going.

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Speaker 1: Next week we're going to talk about the Super Bowl

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Speaker 1: even more. Who knows, maybe Tom Brady will have retired

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