WEBVTT - Mattress Delivery Problem

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap,

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<v Speaker 1>So let's go. Yes, it's the Garrett phone tap. All right.

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<v Speaker 1>April wants to play a phone tap on her husband Darren.

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<v Speaker 1>Now the couple they just bought a new mattress and

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<v Speaker 1>Darren said, hey, you know what, I'll wait at home,

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<v Speaker 1>take the day off, wait for the delivery. April, on

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<v Speaker 1>the other hand, found out mattress wasn'tcoming when Darren took off,

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<v Speaker 1>so she said, now's the perfect time play a phone

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<v Speaker 1>tap on my husband. And this is a two parter. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>here we go.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, Hey, babe's me please?

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<v Speaker 3>So I know you're at the house this morning. Where

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<v Speaker 3>are you now?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm headed back to work.

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<v Speaker 2>The guy never showed up.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, well I just got a call from him.

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<v Speaker 4>Apparently he's there now. Of course, of course he's there now.

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<v Speaker 4>Of course he's there now.

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<v Speaker 2>I let him be there now, so I gave him

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<v Speaker 2>your number.

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<v Speaker 3>So he's gonna hopefully if you a call you in

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<v Speaker 3>a couple of minutes and you guys can work out

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<v Speaker 3>how you want to do this.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, okay, bye?

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, Hi is this Darren.

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<v Speaker 2>This is Darren.

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<v Speaker 1>Darren, This is Marcus with Stefield's mattress. I am at

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<v Speaker 1>your house right now. I just spoke with your wife.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you Are you home or in the area or well,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm ten.

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<v Speaker 2>Minutes down the road now because you took three hours

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<v Speaker 2>and I had to leave.

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<v Speaker 1>I have the mattress here, So you think like ten minutes,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean because I have other places I got to

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<v Speaker 1>drop stuff off at. So I just don't want this to,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, hold me back today.

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<v Speaker 4>I'll be ten minutes. But if i'm eleven minutes, you

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<v Speaker 4>better still be there.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't promise that. I'm on a tight schedule right now.

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<v Speaker 2>So this look, I'm really trying not to fly off

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<v Speaker 2>the handle right now.

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<v Speaker 4>Because I could have carried it from the manufacturer to

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<v Speaker 4>my house on my.

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<v Speaker 2>Back by now.

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<v Speaker 1>You could have done that, but you chose me. So

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<v Speaker 1>I'm hoping you get here in less than nine minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>Two minutes have passed, so I'm kind of on this

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<v Speaker 1>tight constraint here.

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<v Speaker 2>So okay, well, I don't want to ruin your day.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be there soon, all right, fair enough, I'll see

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<v Speaker 1>you in a few minutes, all right, all right? So then

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<v Speaker 1>Darren goes back to the house. Can I make another

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<v Speaker 1>phone call.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh God, hello Darren.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's Marcus again. Over with them, are you?

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<v Speaker 4>Ah?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, sorry about that. I had to leave.

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<v Speaker 3>When I see you, I am going to rip every

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<v Speaker 3>hair out of your little damn head. You're stupid.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to see if I could reschedule with you

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<v Speaker 1>sometime later this afternoon, if it was possible.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow, Okay, I'm trying to take a break. I'm trying.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm really trying to do it.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you have asthma? Do you have asthma?

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<v Speaker 4>You've gotta be kidding me, because.

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<v Speaker 1>If you have asthma, get your spray.

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<v Speaker 2>Big shut up.

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<v Speaker 3>I will.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm getting off work at five. I will be home

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<v Speaker 2>by five thirty.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not going to work unfortunately today, because I got

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<v Speaker 1>to drop off on the other side of town at

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<v Speaker 1>five today. So I why don't you make sir? Let's

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<v Speaker 1>be honest, if you really want to the mattress, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>you should have just waited around. You shouldn't have left.

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<v Speaker 3>You didn't wait. I have a life to leave.

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<v Speaker 2>I have a job that I care about.

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<v Speaker 3>Which is from potally different from your job. You know, obviously,

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<v Speaker 3>don't give it. I give it about your customer.

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<v Speaker 1>I do. Well, you're not giving about your mattress because

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<v Speaker 1>you decided to be lazy and leave when I told.

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<v Speaker 4>You you got some big, fancy job and you're the

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<v Speaker 4>only that goes around delivering mattresses. All right, there's does

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<v Speaker 4>of them.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, what's going on over there? I broke back when

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<v Speaker 3>you told me to go back to the house when

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<v Speaker 3>it was the hard way to work, and wasn't there

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<v Speaker 3>home down, He wasn't there.

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<v Speaker 4>There's no time apparently in the history of the world,

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<v Speaker 4>that he can come and deliver this to us.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I mean what if we I mean, if he

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<v Speaker 3>can't get to us in the US, vacation back for

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<v Speaker 3>a day. We can do that, can't We just reorganize

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<v Speaker 3>some things.

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<v Speaker 4>We're gonna push vacation back. You have how much that

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<v Speaker 4>would cost. We're not pushing vacation back for a mattress. Honey, Well,

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<v Speaker 4>I really.

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<v Speaker 3>Want the mattress.

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<v Speaker 2>If you had heard hey guy on the phone, you'd

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<v Speaker 2>be the same way I am not.

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<v Speaker 1>If she knows an Elvis Duran in the morning, shown tap.

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<v Speaker 3>Honey, and you saw you would never give a phone tap.

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<v Speaker 3>We got your ass, Darren.

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<v Speaker 1>My name is Garrett from Elvis Durant in the Morning Show,

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<v Speaker 1>and your wife April wanted to play a joke on

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<v Speaker 1>you in case I.

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<v Speaker 2>Was really I was really prepared to murder a person.

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<v Speaker 1>Elvis Duran phone tap.

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