Speaker 1: It's time for the Bobby Bones post show. Here's your host,
Speaker 1: Bobby Bones. Hello, welcome to Bobby Loves You. What you've
Speaker 1: called this number for a reason, it's the wrong number.
Speaker 1: I gotta go to love you. Yep, I'm out unknown
Speaker 1: fact about Lunchbox Eddie. Eddie was a funny one. Yall
Speaker 1: had no idea. But I get to sit next to
Speaker 1: lunchbox and did you know that he doesn't type the
Speaker 1: way you know you were taught to type with the
Speaker 1: home keys and all that. He uses his index fingers.
Speaker 1: I'm a peer. I've always said I'm a pecker. I
Speaker 1: mean many people have too, and they don't know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm a pecker pecker, but I'm pretty good. I can
Speaker 1: use my pointer fingers and my thumb. So I used
Speaker 1: four fingers. I'm most peckers just use their fingers. But
Speaker 1: I'm telling you what improved my typing is chatting on Facebook.
Speaker 1: I'm a lot faster. We do it every day all
Speaker 1: the time. I'm saying, like in high school, I took
Speaker 1: a typing class where you had to try to do that,
Speaker 1: and you would had to type these papers out and
Speaker 1: everybody be done in ten minutes. And then me goofing
Speaker 1: off roads of the class and there I am with
Speaker 1: my peckers going boom boom boom boom, stressing out, and
Speaker 1: I'd get it done with like a minute left to go.
Speaker 1: In class. I tried for class. I tried to mean
Speaker 1: you tried. I would sit there and be like yeah,
Speaker 1: and I would you do it over and over it,
Speaker 1: but I would fail because I would go on Facebook.
Speaker 1: I would get a lot better. I would get bad
Speaker 1: grades because I wasn't getting them done because I would
Speaker 1: mess up so much I'd had to delete, go back
Speaker 1: a A S d E. I don't know what you're
Speaker 1: talking about. I'm just saying that you taught us are
Speaker 1: home keys the home keys, and then you're supposed to
Speaker 1: do it. And I would try to type those papers
Speaker 1: and I would mess up so much that I was
Speaker 1: running out of time, so I just had to peck.
Speaker 1: That's it. You You look like a puppet. Yeah, pecks
Speaker 1: twenty types, because that's like you have strings on your
Speaker 1: arms up down, up down, up down. It looks like
Speaker 1: a yeah, like a fraggle rock or like a muppet.
Speaker 1: And the fingers are flying everywhere, like when he has
Speaker 1: to move the finger all the way to get the
Speaker 1: backspace and then oh my gosh when there's a shift
Speaker 1: and you know exclamation point. It's crazy. Like we sit
Speaker 1: turn in Show Pepper every night, Like, honestly, how long
Speaker 1: does it take you to type up your stories? It
Speaker 1: takes a little while. He's the last one to submit
Speaker 1: right now, But listen, it's really doesn't take that long.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm pretty quick with the peckers. Like, I'm like,
Speaker 1: I can type. I mean, what do you gonna make
Speaker 1: a type? I can type you something right now. You
Speaker 1: shouldn't do it. Hey, look your peckers quick, right, And
Speaker 1: we were okay with that. What's he doing? That's I
Speaker 1: don't even care that much. I just thought it was funny. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's fine for as much as he has to pack its.
Speaker 1: Pecker works fine. Boa tied to whole sentence, A whole sentence. Wow,
Speaker 1: today we're going to Las Vegas. I'm gonna make millions
Speaker 1: of dollars. I was just practicing positive thoughts for tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Did you do a comma? Why would there be a
Speaker 1: comma there? Today we're going to Las Vega. Guess comma?
Speaker 1: He just blew his mind. No way did that? No,
Speaker 1: I did another supposed to a comma, I would I
Speaker 1: know they're supposed to be a comma there the pause? Man,
Speaker 1: another one of those classes that you huh. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: get that a lot sometimes, Like when I'm typing things,
Speaker 1: It'll be like, oh, do you want to put a
Speaker 1: comma on there? And I'm like, I guess if you guys,
Speaker 1: won't you argues with it? Why would I do that?
Speaker 1: He's talking to the paper clip, Hey, paper clip, the
Speaker 1: paper clip the time? Yeah, what do you mean? What's
Speaker 1: your reason behind this comma? That paper clip rock? He
Speaker 1: was cool, man, he was really cool. He saved me
Speaker 1: a lot. So this is not how we do a
Speaker 1: resume usually. Would you like me to put this in? Yes?
Speaker 1: I was absolute paper clip morgan. Someone stole a box
Speaker 1: of stuff here that was yours, like a Titan stuff. Yes,
Speaker 1: so I got my Titans thing in the mail and I, oh,
Speaker 1: these guys are looking at each other at me. So
Speaker 1: I looked at him looking at me. This or reaction
Speaker 1: was to look at each other. So you're gonna say
Speaker 1: the story, but something just happened over here, so go
Speaker 1: ahead and explain what happens is I don't know? Well,
Speaker 1: so my Titans box came and I opened it up
Speaker 1: and I was like, cool, this is awesome, and I
Speaker 1: left it sitting in the green room for me to
Speaker 1: take home. I got a hoodie, some T shirt, some hats.
Speaker 1: I knew what was in there. Well, I opened it
Speaker 1: up before I laughed. I was like, just out of curiosity,
Speaker 1: making sure everything's in here. I opened it up. The
Speaker 1: hoodie's gone, So no, I don't have it anymore. I
Speaker 1: hear Ray laughing to the glass, which the sound almost
Speaker 1: never comes through the glass, right, What do you know? Nothing?
Speaker 1: But it's just comical that stuff gets stolen. And I mean,
Speaker 1: how are you going to steal the hoodie? You obviously
Speaker 1: can't ever wear it? Who would you say? Where's the
Speaker 1: most hoodies lunchbox? Do you have a new Titans hoodie?
Speaker 1: Buy any chance? Guys? Don't. I'm not a Titans fan,
Speaker 1: But you have hoodies from all kinds of stuff. Do
Speaker 1: you have like pharmaceutical saleshood I have the Colorado Rockies,
Speaker 1: not a fan of them. Did you steal Morgan Hoddy?
Speaker 1: I would never do that. What are you doing the
Speaker 1: voice like that voice? Do you have Morgan's hoodie? Nope?
Speaker 1: Why are you looking around? You're saying he doesn't have
Speaker 1: it right now. Yeah, that's why, say, did you just
Speaker 1: think it was promo and you just grabbed it? Like
Speaker 1: I didn't see a name on the box. So he
Speaker 1: did it and let's just say that. No, let's just
Speaker 1: say I don't want to do let I'm saying. And
Speaker 1: so there was three T shirts of hoodie, so I
Speaker 1: thought it was meant for everybody. So I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: why didn't you ask? That's like a hundred would I
Speaker 1: ask anybody? Scooba Steve the person you should ask, I think,
Speaker 1: says Morgan on the bottle, all the things that come
Speaker 1: half names on him. And I did not see a
Speaker 1: name on the box. Look, it wasn't box. I saw Titans.
Speaker 1: I saw it when I got the box, Morgan. But
Speaker 1: in the green room, this is for you. He didn't
Speaker 1: tell me that it's not for you. I was large, okay,
Speaker 1: but you don't take stuff. It was really soft. It's
Speaker 1: on like this. Yeah, and you know, and you know
Speaker 1: the Mitchell Timpenny when he came in last week and
Speaker 1: he had that Derrick Henry shirt on that was in
Speaker 1: the box. So he must have got a package too.
Speaker 1: So you were looking in the box no, I'm just
Speaker 1: seeing it like other stuff. Would you have taken it
Speaker 1: as well? No? I preferred the hoodie. I like hoodies,
Speaker 1: but that's not yours. Well, I didn't know whose it was,
Speaker 1: but you didn't look. I did look. I looked at
Speaker 1: the box. I was like, oh boxing. You looked at
Speaker 1: the box and you didn't Did you look at like
Speaker 1: a mailing No, I didn't see a mailing thing. All
Speaker 1: I saw was a Titans box. Where's the hoodie? Now,
Speaker 1: that's not the crib the crib. I think you either
Speaker 1: a oh Morgan a hoodie? That hoodie hopefully unwashed unwashed? Okay? No,
Speaker 1: no, no no, no, never been worn or washed? Oh you
Speaker 1: said unwashed, and I meant like I don't want to
Speaker 1: get it. I don't want it then washed? Have you
Speaker 1: worn it? No, I'm just chilled with it to the house.
Speaker 1: You haven't worn it, but you chilled with it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like laying on the count with your packer. Wasn't
Speaker 1: pecking in it? Okay, you're wear it to write something
Speaker 1: like shot or something, because it's not like freezing cold
Speaker 1: my house like it is here? Got it? Got it? So?
Speaker 1: Did you have it? Have you had it on it? No,
Speaker 1: I didn't try it on. Yeah, he should wash it. No,
Speaker 1: he should give it to Morgan. And if she wants
Speaker 1: to wash it, that's fine, or dry clean it or nothing.
Speaker 1: But you have to give Morgan the hoodie bag. It's hurt. No, No,
Speaker 1: it's hers. Yeah, okay, I didn't know his hers. But
Speaker 1: you didn't look. No, I did look. I'm telling you.
Speaker 1: I looked at the box. I was like, oh, tits
Speaker 1: gear and I were going to nowhere with this. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I'm still wondering why you didn't know I was getting
Speaker 1: something from them? He saw the DM Yeah, no, I
Speaker 1: thought at the game. Here's what I think. My theory is,
Speaker 1: he still upset he didn't get invited to go to
Speaker 1: the celebrity suite, so now he's taking it out on
Speaker 1: Morgan and little ways correct, And this is a way
Speaker 1: I didn't know. I didn't look. If I closed his
Speaker 1: eyes and saw the hoodie from Afar, I closed his eyes,
Speaker 1: grabbed him see it. Yes, I just I thought she
Speaker 1: said she got something at the game. I didn't run,
Speaker 1: and so I thought maybe they heard me talking about it,
Speaker 1: so they sent me to look to see And no
Speaker 1: one told you that. Well when Scooba Steve come to
Speaker 1: you and say, Lunchbox, the Titans have sent you a
Speaker 1: box of murder. No, no, I thought it was just everybody.
Speaker 1: I didn't know. He thought you didn't even ask? Well,
Speaker 1: why would I ask? If there's something there? I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh cool, it's all of us. Ever since, Lunchbox has
Speaker 1: been bringing up that why did Morgan go and he
Speaker 1: didn't get to go? Have they reached out reached out
Speaker 1: to me, Hello Titans, this is working. I mean they
Speaker 1: got to be listening in their office right well on
Speaker 1: a podcast the Post show like this. Probably not. They
Speaker 1: did reach out to me to ask for Bobby's size
Speaker 1: of things. Oh wow, excuse me, Well, don't leave it here?
Speaker 1: What'd you tell them? I gave him their stuff. They'll
Speaker 1: send it here for you to stuff if it comes in.
Speaker 1: Don't I put in your office? Yeah? What your name
Speaker 1: wasn't on the door? That was my office? Or they're
Speaker 1: going there? Wait, Morgan, now that Stevenson place football, we
Speaker 1: should go. We try to take Stevenson. Okay, like Morgan
Speaker 1: has all the tickets kids, we should go. What's up?
Speaker 1: Come on, hook me up? That's the head coach John
Speaker 1: Robinson GM. Let's go. Come home. The hoodie has to
Speaker 1: come back, and you know you stole her hoodie. I
Speaker 1: didn't know hers, you guys like I knew it was hers.
Speaker 1: You guys are pointed me as at the you know
Speaker 1: hest all the hoodie. Hey, I have a bit I
Speaker 1: wanted to do here, but the involves music and I
Speaker 1: can't play music right scubaya for five seconds or less?
Speaker 1: So I can't. I couldn't do this music bit now
Speaker 1: I can only do it on the air on YouTube,
Speaker 1: or I can't do it at all. Yes, yeah you can,
Speaker 1: And then we can't even put on the podcast if
Speaker 1: I do on the air, yeah, if we can't make
Speaker 1: it the proper end for five seconds or less? Yeah, hm,
Speaker 1: So we can't play music games anymore. Sorry, And I'm
Speaker 1: still airs on our national show. You can on the show.
Speaker 1: They just can't put on the podcast. Even with Ronnie
Speaker 1: yesterday Ronnie Donne, I couldn't play any brooks and done clips,
Speaker 1: so I just sing them back to him. Remember the
Speaker 1: songunt best limits up? Remember that one that works? Yea? Yeah,
Speaker 1: so what now could you sing it? Yeah? Maybe it's younger?
Speaker 1: Get out of mind? Oh yeah, you can't play Oh
Speaker 1: I think all you need is five seconds? Can you
Speaker 1: do five seconds at a time? Great, let's go. Great question,
Speaker 1: we go five seconds, pause up, and hit it again.
Speaker 1: Do it go? But come on the time of that.
Speaker 1: I kind of like the loophole. There are any rules
Speaker 1: against that? Let's go. Okay, Ray, give me five seconds
Speaker 1: of the song. Okay, here we are just chilling. I
Speaker 1: don't want to say I gotta skip ahead. He's gonna
Speaker 1: get now, he's gotta get to the five second. Oh
Speaker 1: you stopped it. Let's do it again from the top,
Speaker 1: all right, from the top, could take forever on my mind. Okay,
Speaker 1: take a breath, Okay, all right, hanging out man, young girl,
Speaker 1: get out of my mind? Something my thoughts of you
Speaker 1: are way out of line, something like that. Let's go
Speaker 1: get and then it's as you better run girl. So
Speaker 1: Eddie sent me this and said, what you canceled the song?
Speaker 1: I mean, we cancel everything else in the world, but
Speaker 1: this song has lasted since nineteen sixty eight. Hey, Mike,
Speaker 1: we throw the lyrics up. What the crap man? You're saying?
Speaker 1: It's kind of young girl, get out of my mind?
Speaker 1: And he's singing it like, oh like, hey, look at me,
Speaker 1: I'm romantic like, what are you talking about? Full Michael Bublet,
Speaker 1: young girl. So it's like the you know, the Christmas
Speaker 1: one we canceled. Uh huh, I really can't stay. Nobody's
Speaker 1: even looking at this song. Huh No, I think everyone
Speaker 1: forgot about it. But I was listening to when you
Speaker 1: said it, young get out, I don't think about the worst.
Speaker 1: I was listening to the oldie station cooking. I was like, dude,
Speaker 1: this song came. I'm like, what the crap? No, no no, no,
Speaker 1: no, no no, no no. You were singing a little too passionate. Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go, young girl, get out of my mind.
Speaker 1: But love for you is way out of line. Better
Speaker 1: run girl, you're much too younger. Oh my god. And
Speaker 1: this was so bad that I google the songwriter. I'm like,
Speaker 1: he's got to be in jail, right, let's do it more.
Speaker 1: I don't know how the melody of the verse. What's
Speaker 1: all the charms of a woman. You've kept the secret
Speaker 1: of your youth. You led me to believe you're old enough.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, give me love, and now it hurts
Speaker 1: to know the truth. CANCELTF man. Yeah whooa young girl,
Speaker 1: get out of my mind. I love for you is
Speaker 1: way out of line. Better run girl. You're too young girl, Okay,
Speaker 1: let's keep going. Oh man, beneaths your perfume and makeup,
Speaker 1: you're just a baby in the sky. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: though you know it's wrong to be alone with me.
Speaker 1: That come on, look is in your eyes? Who I'm
Speaker 1: telling you? Get out of my mind? Wow, I didn't
Speaker 1: even get that far more. There's more, there's more, Oh
Speaker 1: my gosh. So hurry home to your mama. I'm sure
Speaker 1: she wonders where you are. Get out of here before
Speaker 1: I have the time to change my mind, because I'm
Speaker 1: afraid it will go too far. I cannot believe. I
Speaker 1: know the song, I know the quo. Man, Yo, let
Speaker 1: me finish a guy, Yo, get out of my mom
Speaker 1: My love for you is the way a limbtter runer.
Speaker 1: You're much too younger, younger, get out of my mom
Speaker 1: my love for you? Is that it? Mike, No more
Speaker 1: is that. When they arrested him, I stopped the words.
Speaker 1: That's the creepiest song I've ever heard in my life. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's worse than Baby don't wait. Yeah yeah, wow, well baby,
Speaker 1: it's old side. He's like drink his drink. It's pretty bad.
Speaker 1: But I mean, this is like crazy young Yeah, baby's
Speaker 1: called us. I don't think it's anything I llegal, it's
Speaker 1: just creepy. This is illegal. Yeah, man, but he didn't
Speaker 1: do anything. I guess that's what he's saying. It's like,
Speaker 1: get out of here. I'm watching before I do something.
Speaker 1: But I wonder how old he His name is Gary Puckett,
Speaker 1: Gary Puckett. Yeah, he's not the songwriter, though I didn't
Speaker 1: would you ever sing that song by a songwriter if
Speaker 1: you first of all, if you've wrote it and then
Speaker 1: you're singing it, still extra creepy. So what I found
Speaker 1: my research is the guy that wrote it was the
Speaker 1: producer of that album and he was like, hey, I
Speaker 1: got this serious boler you guys might like it. And
Speaker 1: then the band's what four dudes, and they're all like,
Speaker 1: best to get him immediately for sure. Okay, back then,
Speaker 1: what was it sixty nine? No, I'm asking what was no? No, no,
Speaker 1: no no, I'm asking what was the age of marrying
Speaker 1: and amy. That's even crazier say that they're just a
Speaker 1: young girl. Oh I know, because even if like it
Speaker 1: was younger, then this dude's still talking about it being illegal.
Speaker 1: There's another song, and I don't know, maybe we google Lyrix,
Speaker 1: but it's like she's sixteen. She's beautiful and she's mine.
Speaker 1: It's the Beatles and they should all go to jail.
Speaker 1: She was just Mike doesn't want to google because are
Speaker 1: you thinking of the she was just seventeen? No, okay,
Speaker 1: different one. I don't want to go. Oh it's Ringo,
Speaker 1: you're sixteen. You're beautiful in your mind, dang ringo, Ringo. Wow,
Speaker 1: sweet little sixteen. She's just got to have about half
Speaker 1: a million framed autographs, her walls filled pictures. She gets
Speaker 1: some one by one, become so excited. Oh watch her
Speaker 1: at the run. Oh mommy, mommy, please me I Oh, daddy, daddy, whatever.
Speaker 1: Sweet little sixteen. She's got the grown up blues, tight
Speaker 1: dresses and lipsticks. She's supporting high Hill boots. Oh but
Speaker 1: tomorrow morning she'll have to change her trend, become sweet
Speaker 1: sixteen and back in class again. Where is the part
Speaker 1: that's like she's sixteen? Keep going down, Mike, wya, m
Speaker 1: there's a lot of these songs. Apparently she's sixteen and
Speaker 1: she's be Okay, that's Ringo. Ready you have Ringo? She's sixteen?
Speaker 1: Do we play five seconds of Oh maybe it's your
Speaker 1: there's a different one. You're sixteen. That's a different one
Speaker 1: by Ringo. You're sixteen. What the heck Ringo's got all
Speaker 1: these songs about sixteen year old? Get no. I just
Speaker 1: need you to play five seconds of it. Stop it,
Speaker 1: skip ahead, all right, just play it randomly anywhere else
Speaker 1: I want to find if I know this one. Okay,
Speaker 1: here's a good part. That's not a good part. That's
Speaker 1: it's a kazoo solo. Hey, that was a kazoo. So
Speaker 1: this is Ringo after Beatles. I don't know, dude, I'm
Speaker 1: just weird doubt by all this. What's that song? Mike?
Speaker 1: It is Okay, you're sixteen. You're beautiful in your mind. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're sixteen, you're beautiful. Can you find that part? Raight?
Speaker 1: Scrub it a little bit. We're okay to listen to
Speaker 1: some scrubs nineteen seventy three and mind rewind y'all beautiful
Speaker 1: ring that's it. That's a ring this, dude, this is
Speaker 1: after the Ringo in nineteen seventy three. We need to
Speaker 1: have a discussion on if he's an adult adult, why
Speaker 1: he would be singing that to be in his thirty
Speaker 1: by then you can easily change it to nineteen. It's
Speaker 1: why not and still feels weird. How old? So in
Speaker 1: seventy three he'd have been thirty three. That's wild. Come on, man,
Speaker 1: that's straight Seinfeld. Dude, what did he do again? God?
Speaker 1: Sixteen year old girl when he was like thirty eight
Speaker 1: or something. I'm sure those numbers are off a little bit,
Speaker 1: but that's why I'm trucking to see his spouse's type type.
Speaker 1: Creepy songs from from the sixties. Oh, Man, yeah, Mike, Mike,
Speaker 1: keep googling. Man, Oh, I'm just disgusted by this creepy
Speaker 1: songs from the There's a lot just seventies, sixties whatever.
Speaker 1: But it's like, you know, record producers, record labels, they
Speaker 1: all let this go. They signed off on all these songs,
Speaker 1: spooky songs. No one huh. Well, I'm never gonna listen
Speaker 1: to young girl, na I think man I took that
Speaker 1: off se Oh no, I'm not listening to that anymore.
Speaker 1: I change the lady, get out of my mind, the
Speaker 1: old woman. I mean, the worst part is when he says,
Speaker 1: get out of here now, you better run girl before
Speaker 1: I change my mind. Was worried about you. You better run, bro.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. Yeah, man, why would someone you think? Even then,
Speaker 1: you think a lot of that stuff since there was
Speaker 1: no social media, which just kept quiet, not ye sing it.
Speaker 1: It was probably number one. And if Gary Puckett like
Speaker 1: they still play because one of these old mans still play,
Speaker 1: like if they still sing that song, no way they
Speaker 1: still perform that that one out of the set list. Okay,
Speaker 1: we can move off that. That is That is weird.
Speaker 1: I've never noticed that. I don't ever look at lyrics
Speaker 1: for anything. Ever. I don't know half due when they
Speaker 1: say that it definitely catches your ears. Huh, exactly what
Speaker 1: is it? Would you say? Do you remember another creepy song? Okay,
Speaker 1: She's beautiful, She's mine. Lunchbox google scary songs, No monster
Speaker 1: mash came up, creepy songs, thriller. Mike's googling a bunch
Speaker 1: of weird stuff here. I'm not gonna say what he's googling.
Speaker 1: What I did? Creep He's trying to inappropriate songs, top
Speaker 1: ten jail bait songs. That's it though, That's that's hilarious.
Speaker 1: Here did you get did you google tat? That's what
Speaker 1: it's called creepy rock songs about young girls. You've been
Speaker 1: singing along without realizing it. This is exactly what we're
Speaker 1: looking for. Go uh see if I know it's Betsy girls,
Speaker 1: poke it out. Bikini is a little ditty I can stare.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, Nope, what dirty gray cat blues by
Speaker 1: the rolling Stone scroll it Mike's got Mike's got it.
Speaker 1: Oh read that. I can see you. You're fifteen years old. No,
Speaker 1: I don't want your I d you look so restless
Speaker 1: and you're so far from home. But it's no hanging matter,
Speaker 1: it's no capital crime. Can you play some of my
Speaker 1: straight cat blues right from the stones, just the beginning?
Speaker 1: See if I know that. Let's see Christine sixteen from Kiss.
Speaker 1: She's been around, she's young and clean. I gotta have her.
Speaker 1: I can't live without her. Christine sixteen, Christine sixteen, I'm
Speaker 1: about grateful dead. They have one called good Morning Little Schoolgirl.
Speaker 1: My Sharona. You know, mom never gonna stop give it up,
Speaker 1: such a dirty mind. I always get it up for
Speaker 1: the touch of the younger kind of stop it. I've
Speaker 1: never heard that line, this line, good morning little school girl?
Speaker 1: Can I come home? With you. Tell your mama and
Speaker 1: your papa. I'm a little schoolboy too. What's that that's
Speaker 1: grateful dead? Good morning, little schoolgirl? Ray? What's this song?
Speaker 1: Great cat? You're ready? Yeah? I turn it down and
Speaker 1: just fast forward it a little bit. I got it
Speaker 1: right here, goohead from the I don't have it? Can
Speaker 1: you play a little more? I don't know that one either? Yeah,
Speaker 1: if I know every word, that's my favorite. Um here's
Speaker 1: one girl. You'll be a woman soon. Oh yeah, could
Speaker 1: please come take my hand soon? You'll need a man.
Speaker 1: That's weird. That is Neil Diamond. Yeah, keep going, Keep going, Mike.
Speaker 1: There's young Girl from Gary Puckett. Yeah. Number one, you're sixteen.
Speaker 1: You're beautiful in your mind? From Johnny Burnett. Is that
Speaker 1: a did Ringo do a cover of that? You come
Speaker 1: on like a dream. Peaches and cream looks like strawberry wine.
Speaker 1: You're sixteen, You're beautiful in your mind? Come on, go ahead.
Speaker 1: Don't stand so close to me from the police, you know,
Speaker 1: don't stand so, don't stand so close to me. Inside him,
Speaker 1: there's longing. This girl's an open page bookmarking. She's so close.
Speaker 1: Now the girl is half his age. Well that could
Speaker 1: be fifty and twenty five. Absolutely, yeah, I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: throw them in jail for that one. Brown Sugar, the
Speaker 1: Rolling Stones, brown sugar, How come you taste so good
Speaker 1: brown sugar? Just like a young girl should? The young
Speaker 1: girl parts weird if I said younger girl, but young girl,
Speaker 1: it means young girl. That's weird. The Doors Alabama song,
Speaker 1: Well show me the way to the next little girl. Oh,
Speaker 1: don't ask why, or don't ask why what the aerosmith
Speaker 1: walked this way. Let's see if this one is it?
Speaker 1: Schoolgirl sweety with a kind of class sassy little skirts
Speaker 1: climbing way up. Yeah, yeah, this one's weird. And I
Speaker 1: probably sang along schoolgirl sweetie with a classy kind of
Speaker 1: sassy little skirts climbing way up the knee. There was
Speaker 1: three young ladies in the school Jim Locker. When I
Speaker 1: noticed they was looking at me, Well, what if he's
Speaker 1: in skirl? Yeah, I think some of these are like
Speaker 1: in the eyes of another student, Yeah, what if he's
Speaker 1: in I'm doing all the bands out like and being
Speaker 1: like going no, no, no, that was good. Four or seventeen.
Speaker 1: When you grow older, girl, you'll remember I told you
Speaker 1: girl seventeen you're just seventeen, okay, not thirteen, big star thirteen.
Speaker 1: This is called oh, this one's bad, This one's bad
Speaker 1: because then the title of the song is thirteen and
Speaker 1: the lyric is would you be an outlaw for my love?
Speaker 1: If it's so, then let me know what. That's what
Speaker 1: Chris Harrison shows up at the door type stuff with
Speaker 1: the wine coolers. No he doesn't, no, no no, no, I know,
Speaker 1: with the I can't believe this. Keep going just a
Speaker 1: couple more. Yeah, I go that past that one. Um, okay, well,
Speaker 1: music in the sixties was really creepy. Yeah, man, what's
Speaker 1: out Chris wrong, Chris, we're just talking about Chris stories.
Speaker 1: Chris Hanson. Chris, Uh, you said, Chris whatever. I don't
Speaker 1: even know anymore Chris Hansen. Oh yeah, Hanson, because we
Speaker 1: knew even what you said. Harrison Harrison. Oh yeah, different, dude.
Speaker 1: What about jail bait? The songs called jail beat, Yeah,
Speaker 1: by I've never seen that song. It says, well, I
Speaker 1: don't care if you're just thirteen. You look too good
Speaker 1: to be true. Yep, I just know that you're probably clean.
Speaker 1: There's one little thing I got to do. Jail bait,
Speaker 1: you look so good to me. Jail bait. You will
Speaker 1: you that this eighties or seventies, and you know I've
Speaker 1: got to have you in a matter of time. Sad
Speaker 1: but true. So tell your mama that I'm back in town.
Speaker 1: Tell your MoMA that I'm back in town. My mind
Speaker 1: is blown right now. That's the nude. Oh, especially the
Speaker 1: my Sharona one. In ninth grade, we did a school
Speaker 1: like a drill team. We danced to that. We did
Speaker 1: a jailbait. The whole play based on the Hey. One
Speaker 1: of the lines is it's quite It's all right, baby,
Speaker 1: it's quite all right. I asked your mama. Oh he's
Speaker 1: lying about Wait a minute, officer, Wait a minute, officer,
Speaker 1: don't put those handcuffs on me. The very end, Hey, Oh,
Speaker 1: shure with you. That's the line. Terrible, I tell you.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's him saying you'll get arrested if you do this.
Speaker 1: Oh I'm stretching. Yeah you are. And I'm not a
Speaker 1: nugent guy. But at least somebody goes to jail at
Speaker 1: the end. And the song is called jail bait. That's weird.
Speaker 1: So it's a full story. Maybe it's about what you say, Mike.
Speaker 1: The whole album's jail. He invested a whole album in
Speaker 1: the m you know, like we do rejected segments. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but that's what the label said. They're like, let's treat
Speaker 1: this like, let's do all the songs you been jail
Speaker 1: put on a record. Give it a shot. Oh gosh,
Speaker 1: that's wild. Are man? Oh man, I honestly cannot believe this,
Speaker 1: young get out of my mind. Okay what he found?
Speaker 1: Another one? No, no, this is about jail Bait. So
Speaker 1: two years before he released it, he had been he
Speaker 1: had explored the option of becoming the legal guardian of
Speaker 1: a seventeen year old girl when he was in his thirties,
Speaker 1: so they could hook up without her parents having any
Speaker 1: legal recourse. Ted Nugent, Yes, so he wrote a song
Speaker 1: about story from this is from the Huffington Post. Wow,
Speaker 1: I mean, I've never heard any of that. So when
Speaker 1: Ted Nugent was thirty two years old, read it. He says,
Speaker 1: when he was thirty two he wrote the song jail.
Speaker 1: He released the song jail Bait, but a couple of
Speaker 1: years before that, two years afore that, so he was
Speaker 1: thirty he uh had the novel idea of becoming legal
Speaker 1: guardian to a seventeen year old girl, so that they
Speaker 1: could have sex without, you know, her parents having legal recourse.
Speaker 1: Isn't he like the family values guy? Now? I don't
Speaker 1: know much about him. They acquiesced whatever the heck that
Speaker 1: means acquiesced a quest. Yeah, you're right right. I guess
Speaker 1: they figured better Ted Nugent than some drug invested punk
Speaker 1: in high school. He told VH one years later. No, No,
Speaker 1: he wasn't legal guard. I don't know. If they were,
Speaker 1: he'd let him hook up without they would ensue who
Speaker 1: I just googled him. I had no idea what he
Speaker 1: even looked like. Oh Ted that, he told the H
Speaker 1: one years later. In the same documentary, he claimed to
Speaker 1: have had several relationships with young girls and seems to
Speaker 1: brag about it gaining their parents' approval first huh, But
Speaker 1: he did not go as far as to adopt any
Speaker 1: of them. The album's next tract is I Am not
Speaker 1: a predator? Serious? I was already Oh I am a predator?
Speaker 1: Are you gave him credit? Oh my god? You were
Speaker 1: trying to help him out a little bit. I don't
Speaker 1: want to say. Yeah, man, I know we're going down
Speaker 1: a dark road of seventies I'm glad we're we've moved
Speaker 1: sixties fifties. She's made a little progress, all right. Well,
Speaker 1: oh I'm done though, Yeah, Oh Courtney loves well, I
Speaker 1: don't know. This is allegation. This was this year the
Speaker 1: dark side of music. Courtney loves allegation of underage assault
Speaker 1: against teg Nugent. Oh yeah, she says that she Oh
Speaker 1: my gosh, so dark. I'm done. Yeah, this is trusting me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you don't want to say what Courtney loves about Ted
Speaker 1: Nugent and him and her. Yeah, when she was a kid,
Speaker 1: she was twelve and a half. Political now, for example,
Speaker 1: Cordy Left claims La la la. I'm I gonna say
Speaker 1: that he was twenty nine years old and he was
Speaker 1: twelve and a half. Yeah, that's that's well, Eddie. Sorry, dude,
Speaker 1: I mean Gary Puckett and Union Gap. My bad, they
Speaker 1: have any other good songs? I read? Does Gary Puckett
Speaker 1: have any other good songs? Oh? Man, how does Ted Nujon?
Speaker 1: I get canceled completely? Right? Just that one in the system. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I got it all on my computer now, and
Speaker 1: you highlighted it and copied it. You got any more
Speaker 1: stories over there? Where? Do us tell me something good.
Speaker 1: The fact that his list said top ten jail baits songs.
Speaker 1: He found that that's good. But it's like the computer
Speaker 1: knew we wanted it, suggested Mike wasn't getting that. I
Speaker 1: was watching all my exaitt list never came out on
Speaker 1: show on the phone. Alicia, who lives in North Dakota.
Speaker 1: Hey Alicia, Hi, how are you pretty good? What can
Speaker 1: I do for you? So well? Amy needs a penalty?
Speaker 1: I heard it too. Oh, this happens a couple of times,
Speaker 1: and we don't always bust Amy on it. Sometimes she
Speaker 1: doesn't pay attention. But do you want to do you
Speaker 1: want to share what happened? Alicia? So immediately when you
Speaker 1: started talking about Eddie joining, you said that you would
Speaker 1: be Ronnie and Eddie would be cooked. And then like
Speaker 1: three sentences later, she goes, well it would be who. Yeah, okay, well,
Speaker 1: I was definitely listening to that whole segment. I don't
Speaker 1: know how I mean, it was right after Okay, well,
Speaker 1: I just started because I was the first I was
Speaker 1: picturing you in Caitlin, and then I was like, oh wait,
Speaker 1: and then as you said Eddie, so then I was
Speaker 1: confirming who's who? But yes, clearly you had said it
Speaker 1: six seconds. I was looking at you the entire segment. Yeah, Alicia,
Speaker 1: that's a great point. I've talked to the voting panel here.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, what is the punishment? Don't know? The first one?
Speaker 1: The money? The first one? What is it? Twenty dollars?
Speaker 1: Fine to who too? It goes into a yeah, I
Speaker 1: like that. Then we draw forward or something, right, Mike,
Speaker 1: you're gonna to remember. I don't know if this was
Speaker 1: the first twenty dollars? Is it lunch box? I'll remember
Speaker 1: that next time, the first offense. But we have to
Speaker 1: vote as a panel. Do we feel like Amy violated
Speaker 1: the rule of not listening and then asking a question
Speaker 1: when they weren't listening? Okay, hold on, I'm going to
Speaker 1: the voting panel panel, Eddie, it's twenty dollars in the pot.
Speaker 1: Absolutely listen. When it happened live, I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I did too. I did too, and I tried to
Speaker 1: just go over it. I did. But when we get
Speaker 1: called out, we get called out. It happens any well.
Speaker 1: I don't know how I miss that because I was
Speaker 1: literally staring about the entire time. It's not like I
Speaker 1: was on my computer or writing something down or doing
Speaker 1: anything organ Okay, I do think that it was a
Speaker 1: repetitive situation in this case, right the fact you made
Speaker 1: lunch cringe and the caller called her out. So I
Speaker 1: feel like we have to do it now before let's say,
Speaker 1: if we go it's it's all unanimous, Scuba, what's happening. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she should be punished, Mike, Okay, twenty bucks, twenty bucks
Speaker 1: in the kiddie that was across the board. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: it almost has to be. I think that'll be it.
Speaker 1: Everybody has to say yes. And there are times listen,
Speaker 1: I'm guilty of it too. To be fair, I'm also
Speaker 1: reading notes and get into commercials and looking at things,
Speaker 1: but I still should not fall. But it happened. Sometimes
Speaker 1: we're reading notes and we're not, but I wasn't. Sometimes
Speaker 1: talking to friends on Instagram. Sometimes I'm chatting on Facebook, Facebook, Instagram. Yes, Alicia,
Speaker 1: thank you for that call, and we thank you for
Speaker 1: being a big listener to the show. Thank you, have
Speaker 1: a good day. Amy's like, thank you. I don't through
Speaker 1: her teeth. Let's go over to pod who is listening
Speaker 1: in Vermont? Hey? Pod? Hey, how are you doing pretty good?
Speaker 1: What's going on? Not much for me. I just wanted
Speaker 1: to say hi to the show, listen to the show.
Speaker 1: I like the show. I was listening this morning when
Speaker 1: I was driving and just wanted to call that on
Speaker 1: when you were talking about Kane Brown and Entourage. Um,
Speaker 1: I now you don't have a lot of time. You know,
Speaker 1: we're getting I've done it, you know. Goodness. So you know,
Speaker 1: I've done a lot of different talent shows, like you know,
Speaker 1: like The Voice, all these different things, try it out,
Speaker 1: all this good stuff whatever. But at the end of
Speaker 1: the day, I always told myself, if I was ever
Speaker 1: to make it through, as they say, into the business,
Speaker 1: that's exactly the same way that I would be because
Speaker 1: I feel that, you know, you get a taste of
Speaker 1: you might get and work hard at. And then I
Speaker 1: think to myself, well, if I'm going to pay for security,
Speaker 1: whatever it may be, entourage, whatever you want to call it,
Speaker 1: I would all mean people that I know, because I
Speaker 1: would feel more comfortable at the same time. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: I think by all these people doing it, let them
Speaker 1: beat man, let them do what they want them, let
Speaker 1: them be, let him be. The story was Kane was
Speaker 1: in the news because they said, yeah, it had a
Speaker 1: big too big of an entourage after he talked about
Speaker 1: it in an interview, and I'm like, Kan's entourage, just
Speaker 1: like his friends from back in the day. And then
Speaker 1: I said, Hey, when I get to do cool stuff,
Speaker 1: I show up with sometimes more people than they expect
Speaker 1: because I know some of my friends wouldn't get to
Speaker 1: experience that stuff because I don't get to experience that stuff.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I get to do this, do you
Speaker 1: guys want to go? And they're like yeah, and so
Speaker 1: here we go. We straight roll up a little a
Speaker 1: little larger than they thought. And it's for no other
Speaker 1: reason than if I get an opportunity and I can
Speaker 1: take my people to do that too, I'm gonna do it.
Speaker 1: And that's what Kane does. What I really liked about
Speaker 1: Kane is the day the NBA two K came out,
Speaker 1: he had someone set up a whole PlayStation for him
Speaker 1: while he was doing hair and makeup. Really, so when
Speaker 1: he was at at four am, it was already set
Speaker 1: up and ready to go. That's my dudes. I love that.
Speaker 1: I only ever tried that once during Breaking Bobby Bones.
Speaker 1: So I said, hey, I'm in the trailer a lot,
Speaker 1: so can we put a PlayStation in the trailer because
Speaker 1: sometimes I would go in the trailer for an hour
Speaker 1: and a half as they're moving sets through, like cameras
Speaker 1: and lights through wherever were outside and that took a
Speaker 1: long time. They said, sures they put one in. There
Speaker 1: was no Wi Fi. Well that doesn't work. I couldn't
Speaker 1: play on I can't play online. I don't care to
Speaker 1: play because I doesn't like playing video games. For the
Speaker 1: second video games, I just like playing with my friends. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I was like, well this sucks. So I just
Speaker 1: sat in Twitter with Thoms an hour and a half.
Speaker 1: Thank you for the call pod. Hope you have a
Speaker 1: great day. Let's go over and talk to Virginia in Louisiana. Virginia,
Speaker 1: what's going on? Hey? How are you pretty good? What
Speaker 1: can I do for you? Okay, so we have been
Speaker 1: trying to find your picks on Draft Kings for like
Speaker 1: a week. How do we is it? Do we just
Speaker 1: need to listen to your podcast or do you have
Speaker 1: a Draft Kings user name? Oh, I don't know anything
Speaker 1: about a Draft Kings user name. I mean I do
Speaker 1: have a Draft Kings account that I use, but yes,
Speaker 1: it's on the twenty five Whistles podcast, so you can
Speaker 1: search twenty five Whistles and every Friday when the show
Speaker 1: goes up, I give you the picks. And it's been way, way, way, way,
Speaker 1: way too lucky. I almost don't want you to bet
Speaker 1: on it. Rod run from them now, see I'm worried
Speaker 1: now I haven't missed and now I'm for sure you're
Speaker 1: gonna miss this week. So but yes, everything is on
Speaker 1: the podcast or at twenty five Whistles on Instagram. But
Speaker 1: it's all there on that so if you want to
Speaker 1: check it out, you know, have a taste. But I'm
Speaker 1: nervous now I'm even thinking about it. I'm nervous about it. Okay, Virginia,
Speaker 1: you're going to do great. Thank you so much. Thank you. Bye.
Speaker 1: One more call Kimmy and Northern Virginia. Hi, Kimmy, Hello,
Speaker 1: what's going on? Not much? Well? I have the perfect
Speaker 1: name for your razorback, Barbie. Okay it is. She's sitting
Speaker 1: here on the desk, lonely, nameless. What do you got?
Speaker 1: Are you ready all right here? Still? Oh? Sue E,
Speaker 1: sue E. That's good, yes, sue E and my real
Speaker 1: last names. Oh that's even better, sue E. So how
Speaker 1: would it be? Spelled Sue. Sue, yeah, and then Sue
Speaker 1: in the last name etting good man. That's pretty good.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put that on the list, Kimmy, of of
Speaker 1: finalists right now, there's only one finalist you. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's only you right now. But um yeah, let me
Speaker 1: let me jot that down, and if that's the one
Speaker 1: I choose, I'll send you some sort of prize. I'll
Speaker 1: keep your number here handy just in case. Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: all right, thanks, Jimmy. Have a good day. I feel
Speaker 1: good about my chances. Yeah, so do I honestly, especially
Speaker 1: because it's the only one I've went. That's pretty good.
Speaker 1: That's pretty good, all right, Kimmy, have a good day,
Speaker 1: all right, you two Aye, bye, all right, we're done.
Speaker 1: I have a good day and we will see you tomorrow.