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Speaker 1: It's the number one rated Paulin and Tony Fools show.

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Speaker 2: Yo.

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Speaker 1: As always, Pollie Fools go here with Tony Fools going,

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Speaker 1: Dony you show today.

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Speaker 2: Here we are at the All Star break.

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Speaker 1: So much to talk about, you know, given we have

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Speaker 1: been talking about baseball in the show in four months

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Speaker 1: because early season baseball's ratings poison. We're also gonna show

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Speaker 1: you a list about Jalen Hearts and Patrick Mahomes which

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Speaker 1: must be seen to not be believed, exactly. And we're

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Speaker 1: also going to respond to some blowback we got from

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Speaker 1: you morons out there from our previous episode. Don't worry,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna hit all that we'll take care of. We're

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Speaker 1: talking about idiots, Tony before we get to that. You know,

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Speaker 1: some people they come up to us and they ask

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Speaker 1: us why our YouTube subscription numbers are so low. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we're doing that on purpose. Yeah, fools, you don't know

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Speaker 1: how the media business exactly.

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Speaker 3: You people don't understand how anything works, So just shut

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Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, here will teach you how the business works.

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Speaker 1: See if we have too many subscribers, well that would

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Speaker 1: be in this business world. You know, we're going to

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Speaker 1: ask you, yeah, subscribe to the show. But if that

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Speaker 1: number gets too high, well we're going to have to

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Speaker 1: ask some of you to unsubscribe.

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Speaker 2: Exactly.

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Speaker 1: You know, we don't want to be part of that

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Speaker 1: noway at all? Yeah, people want the truth on this show.

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Speaker 1: Will where about to give it?

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Speaker 2: Here we go.

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Speaker 1: Let's get right into a top story.

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Speaker 2: I turned out the game, Tody. Of course.

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Speaker 1: The big story right now home run derby winner cal Raley,

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Speaker 1: the Mariners slugger, got thirty eight home runs right now

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Speaker 1: at the break, and this is just so great.

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Speaker 2: Let's see, isn't it? The one hundred percent?

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Speaker 3: You know, this is putting him in the conversation with

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Speaker 3: so many legendary names like Barry Bonds, y'all, Sammy Sosaya,

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Speaker 3: Mark McGuire. I mean, when you hear those names, what's

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Speaker 3: the first word that comes to mind?

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Speaker 2: Home run runs exactly, And.

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Speaker 1: You know what's so great, Like all the old school

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Speaker 1: baseball players, cal Rowley's got a nickname, Big Dumper, and

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Speaker 1: he got that because of the size of his butt,

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Speaker 1: which is apparently huge.

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Speaker 2: I haven't looked, you know. Yeah, yeah, I haven't looked either.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but you know this is clearly the big butt,

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Speaker 1: clearly must be the secret to home run hitting.

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Speaker 3: Don't you'll think so, Dony. Of course, just look at

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Speaker 3: Babe Ruth. He was one of the great lawd asses

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Speaker 3: of our time. You know, when I look at Bryce Hoffer,

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna be honest, I'm concerned about the size of

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Speaker 2: It's too small, you know.

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Speaker 3: Meanwhile, Kyle Schwarber's got more of a full round ass,

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Speaker 3: you know, according to my sources. I haven't looked myself,

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Speaker 3: of course, you know. But you know, we need to

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Speaker 3: get all the Phillies players asses, nice and lotty and

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Speaker 3: plump if we're gonna win the World Series.

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Speaker 1: Great analysis, Dony, all around. And you know we're on

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Speaker 1: the subject to home runs. We got to address that

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Speaker 1: pathetic excuse for a home run derby, Doty. You know,

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Speaker 1: the people saying that was good terrible Two three of

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Speaker 1: those guys could hit home runs.

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Speaker 3: The other ones, like chas On that he can't hit, No,

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Speaker 3: he can't. We've been saying this for years. There's an

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Speaker 3: easy way to improve the home run derby for everyone.

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Speaker 3: Steroids you know, why can't all the players just take

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Speaker 3: steroids for one day?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: I mean when you go to the dentist and they

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Speaker 3: So can't we just give play as a steroid that

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Speaker 2: Great idea that, Dony.

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Speaker 1: And you know another thing that we see every year

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Speaker 1: I don't get the problem at Donny. You know, people

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Speaker 3: You know exactly Personally, I've always thought the All Star

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Speaker 2: Think about how huge that would be.

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Speaker 3: You know, then the All Star Game will really matter

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Speaker 3: because it won't be the All Star Game, it'll be

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Speaker 1: Great point downy, And as you know, I've always maintained

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Speaker 3: That would be must sy TV out the gate totally.

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Speaker 3: And the NBA All Star Game two. The NBA season

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Speaker 3: is already way too long. I've always said they should

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Speaker 3: replace the Finals with the All Star Game. This way,

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Speaker 3: the season would be over in February because nobody even

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Speaker 3: you hold on, Donty.

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Speaker 1: It's coming to me. Oh yeah, just the Nuggets, the Nuggets. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that sounds right, that sounds right, yep, yep, the Nuggets won.

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Speaker 1: But that just shows the problem that Donty, you see exactly,

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Speaker 1: it's almost like ten seconds to remember they yeah, exactly. Anyway, Okay, well,

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Speaker 1: You know, they don't like how the American League and

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Speaker 1: always found that confusing, didn't you Tony totally.

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Speaker 3: I mean I would watch those games and think, are

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Speaker 3: all thirty teams playing each other? Right?

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Speaker 2: Now?

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Speaker 3: How come the Astros get to have five players on

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Speaker 2: It never made any sense, never made any sense, Donty. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: you have two uniform that's all you need to do.

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Speaker 1: Much easier to follow, so dumb anyway, talking about things

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Speaker 1: we're closely following, don'ty. Of course, you know, the All

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Speaker 1: drafts in other sports not enough round exactly.

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Speaker 3: You know, finally we have a draft with twenty rounds.

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Speaker 3: That's quadruple the entertainment. It was just so exciting to

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Speaker 3: three hundred of those plays getting drafted might have a

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Speaker 2: Yep.

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Speaker 1: And you know, you think about the immediate impact, Dony,

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Speaker 2: I mean not major league teams, but you know.

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Speaker 3: Like no tree porton exactly so much stake, so much

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Speaker 3: to at stake, But we don't have find the dig

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Speaker 1: No, no, we just we got to keep moving on that.

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Speaker 1: But you know why we discussed thing from the lost

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Speaker 1: our weekend. We still have not discussed the game itself, Tony.

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Speaker 3: Your thoughts, I didn't watch, you know, I went to

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Speaker 2: The woke parts. So did you watch the game? No,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, on the subject of games that don't matter, we

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Speaker 1: got to throw our attention to this NBA Summer League, Tony,

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Speaker 1: where the Dallas Mavericks have shut down Cooper Flag in

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Speaker 1: the year. And well, Downy, you hear that this isn't

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Speaker 2: Isn't that right?

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Speaker 3: No, my sources tell me the Lakers are planning on

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Speaker 3: shutting down Bronnie James for the next three seasons, again

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Speaker 3: just for load management. Doctors say it's in the best

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Speaker 1: Just a huge but also completely expected development that Donny

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Speaker 1: and well now of the NFL. You see this, a

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Speaker 1: kbs in the league and put Patrick Mahomes at number

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Speaker 2: At number nine.

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Speaker 1: Believa and you know, Tony, at first we wanted to

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Speaker 2: But then you saw it another way, didn't you? I did?

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Speaker 3: You know, I realized that instead of just ignoring opinions

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Speaker 2: You know, the list was upside down.

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Speaker 3: And that's when I realized they didn't put Jalen ninth,

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Speaker 2: Oh.

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Speaker 3: I do still need to figure out why they had

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Speaker 3: Baker Mayfield first on the list, But I had to

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Speaker 1: Oh, but just what a stunning commitment though the journalism

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Speaker 1: that Dony and well, staying on this general subject, you know,

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Speaker 1: there's a lot of anger in Kansas City right now

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Speaker 1: because his local radio host, Kevin Gatesman, he's under fire

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Speaker 1: for calling Patrick Mahomes fat, Tony, your thoughts.

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Speaker 3: Now, I didn't hear the take, so I first need

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Speaker 3: to ask this question. Are people sure he was talking

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Speaker 3: about Patrick Mahomes or was he talking about Patrick Mahomes's

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Speaker 3: wife and more specifically, her brand new, allegedly enhanced bosoms. Now,

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Speaker 3: if that's the case, I agree that using the word

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Speaker 3: fat was highly inappropriate. A much better and more delicate

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Speaker 3: way to describe them would be huge or volumptuous or

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Speaker 3: bodacious or pillow like or you know, Mama Mia, look

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Speaker 3: at those torpedoes, but calling them fat, that's just crass, crass.

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Speaker 2: I'm glassless, Dony.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely totally terrific breakdown there and well to other NFL

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Speaker 1: news Kilby News Bears quarterback Caleb Williams continue to stun

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Speaker 1: fans now with images he posted on social media of

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Speaker 1: him wearing a huge flower in his hair, yeah, and

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Speaker 2: Dondy, what's your analysis here?

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Speaker 3: You know, I can see why this is confusing for

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Speaker 2: We'll just have to wait and see terrific analysis that, Dony.

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Speaker 1: And finally, you know, we must take this dime to

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Speaker 2: Of course, we're talking.

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Speaker 1: About Speak Surprisingly Gainstell. Despite having what we have to admit, Dony,

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Speaker 2: Just quality analysis.

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Speaker 1: And uh, just to prove it, let's play one of

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Speaker 2: First of all, Doug's as right, can I say on

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Speaker 2: TV you want okay? I frankly Tony, I just got

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Speaker 1: All right, we're back from break. You know, we got

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Speaker 1: some blowback the last week's show. You know, people said

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Speaker 2: No, that's not what happens at all. That's what you

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Speaker 1: Last week, as we reported, you know, Jake Paul was

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Speaker 1: suing that annoying British guy, Beiers Morgan for saying that

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Speaker 1: Jake Ball's fights are rigged. And as you remember, before

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Speaker 2: Wasn't accoally exactly.

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Speaker 3: He hung up the phone all scared, and then he

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Speaker 1: And our new lawyer better lawyer told us that we

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Speaker 2: As long as we use the word allegedly, right, don't.

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Speaker 2: That's journalism one A one.

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Speaker 3: As long as you say allegedly, you're safe, exactly.

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Speaker 2: Allegedly.

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Speaker 3: Well, my sources tell me that Jake Paul's fight against

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Speaker 3: Julio Seesar Chavez was one hundred percent rigged, and that

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Speaker 2: Allegedly, And well, what else have you heard downy I.

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Speaker 3: Also heard that when Jake Paul fought Mike Tyson, that

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Speaker 2: But what happened was Jake Paul actually shit.

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Speaker 3: His pants in the ring, and that's why Mike Tyson

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Speaker 1: Allegedly, exactly allegedly. This is just so informative, Tony. You

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you know many people don't know this, but the

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Speaker 3: whole reason behind Jake Paul's boxing career is that he's

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Speaker 3: producers look like a banion tree. Allegedly, but you know,

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Speaker 3: I actually don't believe that one myself, because nobody can

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Speaker 1: No, no, it is a look at him now, look

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Speaker 2: How good that segment was. Anyway, I hope you do

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Speaker 2: get sued. It might be by me.

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Speaker 3: Oh well, I'm going to sue you for your face. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Anyway, that wraps our segment, and you know what, that

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna ssue you for interrupting corrections.

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Speaker 2: What God, you.

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Speaker 4: Both actually forget who won the NBA Finals this year?

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Speaker 2: No, it was the Nuggets.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, the Nuggets won it in twenty twenty three. Clearly

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and two seconds is how I would describe your

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Speaker 2: Oh and I shut up. I'll still go on what

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Speaker 4: There's a minor league baseball team called the Shreveport Barnstormers.

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Speaker 2: Great team, bro, big fan, Bro.

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Speaker 4: There's actually no professional baseball team in Shreveport right now

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Speaker 4: at all. That's just a fictional team. You clearly made

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Speaker 4: up to act like you knew anything about minor league baseball.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well, I'm going to dump your dead body

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Speaker 3: And you want to know what else is fictional? Your girlfriend? O?

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Speaker 3: Great one?

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Speaker 1: What go.

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Speaker 2: Jizz Chazzle?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: So okay, so his name is jazz Chisel. Come on,

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Speaker 2: you should know that.

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Speaker 3: Uh you want to handle this one, donty my pleasure?

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Speaker 3: He has how to describe your sex life and two words,

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Speaker 3: yankee jizz.

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Speaker 1: You want two words to describe the end of the show.

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