WEBVTT - Ep 27: The Guy Who’s Always High 0:00:06.120 --> 0:00:06.480 Novel. 0:00:10.039 --> 0:00:13.880 This show contains adult material, references to drugs and swearing. 0:00:14.480 --> 0:00:15.560 You have been warned. 0:00:17.040 --> 0:00:18.680 I will say, I don't know if I want to 0:00:18.680 --> 0:00:20.760 see pictures of someone's bumhole and I've. 0:00:20.640 --> 0:00:23.000 Just met them. Yeah, I have a question. Was it Harry? 0:00:23.600 --> 0:00:24.240 It was Harry? 0:00:24.400 --> 0:00:24.599 Yeah? 0:00:24.640 --> 0:00:24.840 Oh? 0:00:24.960 --> 0:00:26.000 No, Gray. 0:00:28.440 --> 0:00:29.480 Having me I'm a savage? 0:00:35.400 --> 0:00:37.200 Are you bored of modern dating? 0:00:37.440 --> 0:00:39.960 Meeting the same people from the same apps in the 0:00:40.000 --> 0:00:42.720 same bar You've only chosen because it's close to your 0:00:42.760 --> 0:00:46.040 house and you can make your usual quick getaway. It's 0:00:46.080 --> 0:00:48.520 time to change the narrative on how we find love. 0:00:48.640 --> 0:00:51.479 It's time to start looking for love in all the 0:00:51.520 --> 0:00:56.600 wrong places. I'm going on a wild dating adventure, only 0:00:56.600 --> 0:00:59.080 picking people who are the total opposite of my type. 0:00:59.160 --> 0:01:03.080 And after twenty of these dates in two months, will 0:01:03.120 --> 0:01:06.639 I find that special someone? Or Well, this experiment proved 0:01:06.640 --> 0:01:09.560 that I should just give up on dating altogether. 0:01:10.600 --> 0:01:11.800 It's time to find out. 0:01:13.360 --> 0:01:16.800 I'm Grace Campbell and this is twenty eight dates later. 0:01:20.840 --> 0:01:24.399 Grace, I was so you managed to squeeze in another 0:01:24.480 --> 0:01:27.600 date this week? And am I right? And saying I 0:01:27.720 --> 0:01:31.120 was got a little lake run down? Yeah, he's high. 0:01:31.280 --> 0:01:32.840 He's been briefed as. 0:01:32.840 --> 0:01:34.920 The guy who is always high, right, which I think 0:01:35.040 --> 0:01:36.640 is gonna be the name of this episode, Grace. 0:01:36.680 --> 0:01:39.240 Have you ever dated someone that is always high? 0:01:39.360 --> 0:01:40.279 Yeah? Really? 0:01:40.400 --> 0:01:40.640 Yeah? 0:01:40.800 --> 0:01:41.680 Yeah yeah yeah. 0:01:41.680 --> 0:01:46.240 I mean I've dated like a stoner for ages, and 0:01:46.520 --> 0:01:49.800 it was just like what am I doing with my life? 0:01:49.960 --> 0:01:53.480 Because dating someone who has stoned all the time is 0:01:53.560 --> 0:01:56.280 so stressful. He was so bad at like you'd forget 0:01:56.320 --> 0:01:58.880 plans that we'd make all the time. He was late 0:01:58.920 --> 0:02:01.440 to everything, oh my god, which isn't like all stoners 0:02:01.440 --> 0:02:04.560 are like that, but he was like high all the time, 0:02:04.640 --> 0:02:06.120 so obviously he was forgetting everything. 0:02:06.320 --> 0:02:09.120 I would not be able to deal with someone like that. 0:02:09.440 --> 0:02:12.880 I don't think i've gone it with someone who's been 0:02:12.919 --> 0:02:15.040 stoned all the time. I will say I'm the most 0:02:15.160 --> 0:02:16.800 naive person when it comes to drugs. 0:02:16.960 --> 0:02:19.200 You probably just didn't know, honestly. 0:02:19.280 --> 0:02:21.760 Like sometimes I'll be out with people and I'm like, God, 0:02:21.960 --> 0:02:25.240 wasn't the mad last night? And They're like yeah, uh, 0:02:25.280 --> 0:02:27.240 they were after their tits on coke and I'm like what. 0:02:29.000 --> 0:02:32.040 Everyone was? It was everywhere and I'm like what I missed? 0:02:32.280 --> 0:02:32.360 What? 0:02:33.080 --> 0:02:35.200 And I know I am like this, Like I feel 0:02:35.200 --> 0:02:36.880 like I was so sheltered from a growing up that, 0:02:36.960 --> 0:02:38.880 like I have no concept of knowing if people. 0:02:38.720 --> 0:02:42.000 Are high or on drugs or not. That's so funny. Yeah, 0:02:42.200 --> 0:02:43.960 but I feel like it's also because you. 0:02:44.000 --> 0:02:46.480 Have so much energy when you're out, so you may 0:02:46.480 --> 0:02:49.160 not notice. But I've grown up around a lot of 0:02:49.240 --> 0:02:51.120 druggy people with my The first guy that I was 0:02:51.160 --> 0:02:53.320 like ever in love with was like a coke addict. 0:02:53.720 --> 0:02:55.520 And it was horrific because I'd be like, that's what 0:02:55.560 --> 0:02:57.320 we'd be like at a part and he'd be like, no, 0:02:57.400 --> 0:02:57.920 I can't. 0:02:57.760 --> 0:02:59.000 Go home, like I'm not gonna be able to sleep, 0:02:59.000 --> 0:03:00.280 and I'd be like, I'll just go house. 0:03:00.400 --> 0:03:01.799 Then when go back to my house and he would 0:03:01.840 --> 0:03:04.280 just sit there taking coke till like eight in the morning. 0:03:04.639 --> 0:03:07.720 That's crazy. Yeah, Oh my gosh. 0:03:07.760 --> 0:03:09.760 I've actually thought maybe I need to be with someone 0:03:09.760 --> 0:03:12.640 who's like sober or like sober adjacent, like someone who's 0:03:12.680 --> 0:03:15.480 like more on the side of being sober than being 0:03:15.520 --> 0:03:16.200 a drug addict. 0:03:16.639 --> 0:03:18.200 Yeah, someone's normal. 0:03:21.520 --> 0:03:25.160 I loved this day, Like, I actually had such a 0:03:25.160 --> 0:03:29.160 good time. He was like a raging party animal. So 0:03:29.200 --> 0:03:31.280 when he found out about the podcast and like going 0:03:31.320 --> 0:03:33.720 on a date with me, his initial sponsors he wanted 0:03:33.760 --> 0:03:36.080 to take me to the ballet and take mushrooms, like 0:03:36.240 --> 0:03:38.480 take me to the ballet, and the date for the. 0:03:38.440 --> 0:03:44.360 First date, I got three tickets to the ballot, so 0:03:44.400 --> 0:03:48.120 I was, do I, I've just got a few. 0:03:48.000 --> 0:03:48.520 Friends in there. 0:03:48.600 --> 0:03:50.480 My mum, if she found that out, would be like, 0:03:50.520 --> 0:03:51.000 can you go. 0:03:50.960 --> 0:03:53.680 Out with as long as you thin mushroom shouldn't come along? 0:03:54.560 --> 0:03:56.840 Maybe you and my mom. She's never done dream before, 0:03:56.880 --> 0:03:57.360 but like. 0:03:58.160 --> 0:03:59.600 The first time I did, like I can't lie, I 0:03:59.720 --> 0:04:02.760 fucking ship myself because basically I went and I just 0:04:03.120 --> 0:04:05.200 I took lords of this. I took like chocolates, I 0:04:05.240 --> 0:04:08.320 took dry, I took fucking liquid and I got there. 0:04:08.360 --> 0:04:11.200 It was the knock Cracker I started, but it was 0:04:11.200 --> 0:04:13.200 tickets to a dress rehearsal, Like I don't fucking clue 0:04:13.200 --> 0:04:15.480 what dress rehearsal is. So I'm sat there and starts 0:04:15.600 --> 0:04:17.560 like the special effects were amazing. So I was like, 0:04:17.600 --> 0:04:19.440 I fucking have lords. So I ate a full chocolate, 0:04:19.480 --> 0:04:21.760 a couple of dried and started doing the liquid. And 0:04:21.800 --> 0:04:24.320 then by like half time, I went to get took 0:04:24.320 --> 0:04:26.520 a couple of drinks, and I came back. You're doing 0:04:26.560 --> 0:04:29.520 the same scene again, And I was like, oh, fucking hell, 0:04:29.520 --> 0:04:31.520 I'm stuck in a loop. And I was like, I 0:04:31.560 --> 0:04:33.120 was like, I'm gonna be stuck in an cracker for 0:04:33.160 --> 0:04:33.880 the rest of my life. 0:04:33.960 --> 0:04:37.280 But were you on your oas you're not? 0:04:38.120 --> 0:04:39.960 Did he just say that he would love to take 0:04:40.000 --> 0:04:42.120 your mom to the ballet and give her shrooms? 0:04:42.200 --> 0:04:44.280 Yeah, so my mom has never done shrooms, and I've 0:04:44.320 --> 0:04:47.520 thought she would enjoy it. Actually agrees, have you done shrooms? 0:04:47.640 --> 0:04:49.720 I love streams. I've got a mushroom tattoo. 0:04:50.360 --> 0:04:53.919 I've actually never I'm fucking hell, I'm soaving it. Like, 0:04:53.960 --> 0:04:56.320 I've never done streams, and it's probably the one thing 0:04:56.320 --> 0:04:58.480 I'm like, oh, i'd be interested in because so many 0:04:58.520 --> 0:04:59.799 people are like, it's amazing. 0:05:00.120 --> 0:05:02.280 You have to be in the right mindset you do. 0:05:02.360 --> 0:05:04.159 And the first time I took shrooms, I was in 0:05:04.200 --> 0:05:06.160 a really bad mindset and I shouldn't have done them 0:05:06.160 --> 0:05:08.080 because I was like in a bad way. I was 0:05:08.080 --> 0:05:09.640 in a bad period in my life and it sent 0:05:09.680 --> 0:05:12.200 me west. But I now will only do streams if 0:05:12.240 --> 0:05:13.800 I'm like in a good way and I do more 0:05:13.800 --> 0:05:16.080 like mushroom chocolate or like mushroom oil, which is what 0:05:16.160 --> 0:05:18.359 he was saying that he would give my mom is 0:05:18.400 --> 0:05:21.320 like some chocolate, and I feel like my mom would 0:05:21.360 --> 0:05:21.960 actually like it. 0:05:22.000 --> 0:05:22.920 She would never do it. 0:05:23.000 --> 0:05:24.680 I think she'd like it at the ballet, And I 0:05:24.680 --> 0:05:26.800 actually think she'd have liked this guy because he was 0:05:26.880 --> 0:05:30.520 so likable. But it was a yeah, he was He 0:05:30.600 --> 0:05:32.839 was absolutely gagging to say my mom's to ballet, like 0:05:32.880 --> 0:05:34.599 he wanted my mom to be there more than me. 0:05:34.880 --> 0:05:37.520 Like, would that have been the strangest proposal first day 0:05:37.600 --> 0:05:38.400 She've ever been asked? 0:05:38.800 --> 0:05:41.760 I mean maybe, like if I'd have gone on a 0:05:41.800 --> 0:05:43.880 date with him and we'd had mushrooms at the ballet, 0:05:44.480 --> 0:05:46.160 that would have been the maddest first day I've ever 0:05:46.200 --> 0:05:47.840 had him asking to do it with my mum. 0:05:47.880 --> 0:05:48.160 I don't know. 0:05:48.160 --> 0:05:49.640 I feel like I've been asked like so many weird 0:05:49.680 --> 0:05:51.720 questions on first days, But maybe I've just asked those 0:05:51.760 --> 0:05:52.359 words questions. 0:05:52.400 --> 0:05:52.880 I'm not sure. 0:05:57.839 --> 0:06:00.960 We were talking about him giving my mom magic mushrooms, 0:06:00.960 --> 0:06:03.560 and then he told me such a joke story about 0:06:03.680 --> 0:06:05.520 giving his parents space cake. 0:06:06.200 --> 0:06:06.599 When I was. 0:06:06.600 --> 0:06:09.479 Fourteen, I made my mom and dad's space cake, really 0:06:09.720 --> 0:06:11.280 I did, I And I told them I was like, 0:06:11.880 --> 0:06:13.839 I'm going to make dad's space. 0:06:13.560 --> 0:06:15.239 Cake for his birthday and my mom and dad. 0:06:15.040 --> 0:06:16.960 Were like shut up, no ing, and then did they 0:06:17.000 --> 0:06:17.360 have it? 0:06:17.520 --> 0:06:20.320 And then like, I mean, mom was working on the 0:06:20.360 --> 0:06:22.440 tiller I was at the time, and I went over there. 0:06:22.480 --> 0:06:24.640 I was like, so are you buying cake? And she's like, yeah, 0:06:24.680 --> 0:06:26.359 I'm making a space cake. She's like no. 0:06:26.560 --> 0:06:30.320 I was like fucking up anyway making the space cake 0:06:30.839 --> 0:06:34.040 put the lord to hash in it. And then one 0:06:34.120 --> 0:06:35.359 night I think they ate it and they came up 0:06:35.360 --> 0:06:37.560 in their bedroom and like stupid o'clock at night, being 0:06:37.600 --> 0:06:39.279 like it's the best. 0:06:41.800 --> 0:06:44.679 Ed. I was like, fucking god. 0:06:45.120 --> 0:06:49.640 I love that. His parents sound kind of cute. They're cool. 0:06:49.800 --> 0:06:51.760 I'm going to be like that, that's gonna be weird. 0:06:51.800 --> 0:06:54.760 Did he say when he was fourteen he made his 0:06:54.800 --> 0:06:55.360 parents a cake? 0:06:55.400 --> 0:06:57.640 He made space cake? Yeah? Fourteen? 0:06:58.040 --> 0:06:58.280 Yeah? 0:06:58.520 --> 0:06:59.440 Well yeah. 0:06:59.560 --> 0:07:01.839 I mean it's jokes like I've tried to make my 0:07:01.839 --> 0:07:05.559 parents do mushrooms so many times and they would never. 0:07:05.880 --> 0:07:08.280 They would never do it. My parents are such squares, 0:07:08.440 --> 0:07:09.119 Like it's mad. 0:07:09.320 --> 0:07:14.040 Have you ever tricked your parents? Have I ever drugged them? No? 0:07:14.160 --> 0:07:15.840 I don't. I don't think that would go well for me. 0:07:16.360 --> 0:07:18.080 I know, I think that's against the law. 0:07:18.280 --> 0:07:19.800 I think I would get in a lot of fucking 0:07:19.840 --> 0:07:21.440 trouble and they would probably like go to the police 0:07:21.440 --> 0:07:22.280 because they are squares. 0:07:22.640 --> 0:07:23.680 Oh my god. 0:07:36.560 --> 0:07:39.600 So he told me this crazy story where he was 0:07:39.640 --> 0:07:42.840 at a festival and this is like a known thing 0:07:42.920 --> 0:07:44.520 that like if you want a drug to like go 0:07:44.560 --> 0:07:46.840 into a bloodstream or you put it up your ass. 0:07:46.880 --> 0:07:49.600 So like, oh, do you know what a PingER is 0:07:49.640 --> 0:07:51.200 for us? No idea. 0:07:51.280 --> 0:07:53.320 So it's like a pill, like an ecstasy pill. 0:07:53.400 --> 0:07:55.160 Okay, So he was telling me that he'd put a 0:07:55.160 --> 0:07:56.840 pill up his bumhole. 0:07:57.760 --> 0:07:59.440 I put a PingER up my ass for the first time. 0:08:00.640 --> 0:08:03.120 Best thing ever. I feel like a sixteen year old 0:08:03.120 --> 0:08:04.320 doing jogs for the first time again. 0:08:04.920 --> 0:08:05.960 So how quickly you start? 0:08:06.200 --> 0:08:09.160 Honestly within five minutes? Off me? Ted? So as a 0:08:09.200 --> 0:08:13.080 kid there, sorry. 0:08:11.960 --> 0:08:14.480 Do you never get worried that you just out? 0:08:15.200 --> 0:08:17.320 Oh no, because I've got everything said, there's nowhere I did. 0:08:18.680 --> 0:08:21.800 Basically basically, the finger was blue up here, because like 0:08:21.880 --> 0:08:24.880 these pingures are like notoriously blue. Whenever we do them, 0:08:24.920 --> 0:08:27.880 we all get covered in blue. So anyway, the fingers blue. 0:08:29.640 --> 0:08:31.960 And then I was just like, what not, my arsehole 0:08:32.000 --> 0:08:36.679 looks like the smart So then that night, that's not 0:08:36.800 --> 0:08:38.800 that night MII pow went back to the mind to 0:08:38.840 --> 0:08:40.360 pick up some bits the tense, and I was like, Nick, 0:08:40.360 --> 0:08:42.280 can you do me a favorite? I just made friends 0:08:42.280 --> 0:08:44.920 this loud and You're just like, for you meet, do anything? 0:08:45.720 --> 0:08:47.440 Like you take a picture of me arschool. He's like, 0:08:47.600 --> 0:08:51.520 of course you will. I got this amazing picture of 0:08:51.600 --> 0:08:52.720 the brightest blue. 0:08:52.880 --> 0:08:53.840 Is it really blue? 0:08:54.320 --> 0:08:55.360 Oh my god? 0:08:55.679 --> 0:08:57.200 You show me a picture of his arsehole and it 0:08:57.240 --> 0:08:58.520 was bright fucking blue. 0:08:59.280 --> 0:08:59.800 Crazy. 0:09:00.200 --> 0:09:04.840 Yeah, oh my, oh my god, that looks like a 0:09:05.040 --> 0:09:05.800 wuk D. 0:09:06.240 --> 0:09:07.280 That is lad. 0:09:08.840 --> 0:09:10.600 How has that happened exactly? 0:09:10.720 --> 0:09:12.000 It's like a cosmic bud wall. 0:09:13.040 --> 0:09:14.480 Well, that's amazing, thank you. 0:09:15.520 --> 0:09:17.439 Yeah, first material. 0:09:18.679 --> 0:09:20.319 I will say, I don't know if I want to 0:09:20.320 --> 0:09:22.559 see pictures of someone's bomb hole, and just I have 0:09:22.640 --> 0:09:23.040 a question. 0:09:23.200 --> 0:09:25.840 I didn't like it. Yeah, I think my question might 0:09:25.880 --> 0:09:26.480 be too gross. 0:09:26.559 --> 0:09:27.760 Go and ask it. 0:09:27.840 --> 0:09:29.960 Was it Harry? It was Harry. Yeah. 0:09:32.320 --> 0:09:35.280 I just didn't want to see it, but I wanted 0:09:35.280 --> 0:09:37.559 to see how blue it was. And I was like, look, 0:09:37.800 --> 0:09:39.320 I did not want to see his Yeah. 0:09:39.440 --> 0:09:41.440 The question is obviously, putting a pill up your bomb 0:09:41.480 --> 0:09:43.840 obviously it absorbs faster, ready to get Yeah, you know 0:09:43.840 --> 0:09:44.160 that he. 0:09:44.120 --> 0:09:46.360 Talks about it Oh, it was like I was sixteen again. 0:09:46.440 --> 0:09:48.960 So it's like, do drugs if you take them for 0:09:49.000 --> 0:09:50.840 so long, is it like coffee where they just like 0:09:50.880 --> 0:09:52.280 they don't hit you or something? 0:09:52.400 --> 0:09:52.640 Yeah? 0:09:52.679 --> 0:09:55.920 Absolutely well, or even if you were like at a festival. 0:09:55.960 --> 0:09:58.040 This sounds like I'm a fucking connoisant. But even if 0:09:58.040 --> 0:09:59.319 you were at a festival and you were taking like 0:09:59.360 --> 0:10:01.120 quite a lot of pill, was like on the second 0:10:01.200 --> 0:10:03.160 or third day of the festival, like the pill would. 0:10:02.920 --> 0:10:05.200 Stop effecting you. That's crazy. 0:10:05.280 --> 0:10:07.320 So he would have probably been at a festival and 0:10:07.520 --> 0:10:09.679 been taking this pill, but then it stopped getting to him, 0:10:09.720 --> 0:10:11.320 so he put it up his arsehole and then felt 0:10:11.360 --> 0:10:13.199 like sixteen year olds felt like his first Hi. 0:10:13.600 --> 0:10:15.800 So it's obviously people who take drugs consistently they need 0:10:15.880 --> 0:10:17.920 to do more and more for an effect. Like if 0:10:17.960 --> 0:10:19.880 you're having a cup of coffee. Once get used to 0:10:19.880 --> 0:10:22.800 you'd have more and more aware the gateway back. 0:10:24.559 --> 0:10:27.280 That's wild. Yeah, I know, I know, I mean, it's 0:10:27.440 --> 0:10:28.240 it's a great story. 0:10:28.400 --> 0:10:30.000 Is that the craziest thing you've seen on a date? 0:10:30.120 --> 0:10:32.160 Somebody showing you a picture of their blue up bottle? 0:10:32.240 --> 0:10:34.080 It was it was definitely, Yeah, did they have to 0:10:34.160 --> 0:10:37.560 use flash because it was Derek Okay, where I'm just 0:10:37.600 --> 0:10:39.800 gonna mental image of this, So it was like a 0:10:39.840 --> 0:10:42.880 flash picture of an asshole that he'd probably not wiped 0:10:42.920 --> 0:10:44.040 because he was at a festival. 0:10:44.200 --> 0:10:49.000 Oh no, great, true, I'm being for real. Oh Jesus, 0:10:51.200 --> 0:10:52.920 please tell me that was the worst thing he showed 0:10:52.960 --> 0:10:53.480 you and told you. 0:10:53.559 --> 0:10:55.800 Yeah, he was like the gift that kept on giving. 0:10:55.960 --> 0:10:58.199 Everything he said was just like he had. He had 0:10:58.280 --> 0:11:00.000 actually had so many man stories. 0:11:00.120 --> 0:11:06.720 Is I think I'm just really open, like anything can happen. 0:11:06.880 --> 0:11:07.680 Yeah, I've got something. 0:11:07.760 --> 0:11:11.559 Some fucking shit situations go on. I got tricked into 0:11:11.600 --> 0:11:12.280 a cookold ones. 0:11:12.400 --> 0:11:13.560 What did you think you were doing? 0:11:14.280 --> 0:11:14.400 So? 0:11:14.480 --> 0:11:16.880 I think I met them on field and we'd spoken 0:11:16.880 --> 0:11:18.400 a bit and like the invitings on a few nights 0:11:18.400 --> 0:11:20.160 out whether partner was going to be there. But I 0:11:20.200 --> 0:11:22.320 didn't realize it's a cookold situation. I thought they just 0:11:22.320 --> 0:11:24.600 wanted a threesome and they get a text it like 0:11:24.679 --> 0:11:27.439 through it like eleven, I mean, are you free tonight? 0:11:27.440 --> 0:11:29.080 So I was like, actual, it is fucking I'll do it. 0:11:30.280 --> 0:11:32.120 So like it's six, I'm on my way there. I 0:11:32.160 --> 0:11:34.520 put a viagra on the way and then like fucking 0:11:34.559 --> 0:11:37.000 when I'm halfway there, hard's gonna fall up your chests 0:11:37.040 --> 0:11:37.520 and coming down. 0:11:37.600 --> 0:11:40.640 I'm just like, oh, fuck me. And then I get 0:11:40.679 --> 0:11:41.839 there and. 0:11:41.800 --> 0:11:43.560 Then she's like, oh, don't worry, like my boyfriends at 0:11:43.559 --> 0:11:45.200 the shops. I've just seen him going fucking hide in 0:11:45.200 --> 0:11:46.720 the room out of the corner of my eye. I 0:11:46.720 --> 0:11:49.320 was like, what is going on? Anyway, We're fucking on 0:11:49.320 --> 0:11:51.520 the sofa. She's like, oh, can I get on top? 0:11:51.559 --> 0:11:53.560 I was like, of course can. So I jumped up, 0:11:53.679 --> 0:11:55.000 turns around with that I're on top, and he sat 0:11:55.000 --> 0:11:56.400 in the corner room wiped himself off. 0:11:56.520 --> 0:11:58.240 No, but I didn't know what to do. So he's 0:11:58.240 --> 0:11:59.439 gone up and was like, oh, nice to meet you, 0:11:59.480 --> 0:12:01.280 min and just give him little fistbook. I'm not. 0:12:03.520 --> 0:12:04.199 You really want to be. 0:12:06.320 --> 0:12:08.280 I couldn't after that. It was expelled to me the room. 0:12:08.280 --> 0:12:09.559 I couldn't really keep it up to it in such 0:12:09.559 --> 0:12:10.560 a state. Yeah. 0:12:10.800 --> 0:12:14.160 Anyway, Yeah, I'm sat on the sofa, so she's rubbing 0:12:14.200 --> 0:12:16.280 up it to me fiers and then he starts shaggling 0:12:16.280 --> 0:12:18.440 from behind, and the next thing and that I'm sat there, 0:12:18.480 --> 0:12:20.040 I'm like, let me take them sad Like there's a 0:12:20.040 --> 0:12:24.760 couple having sex on this, and then you do it 0:12:24.800 --> 0:12:27.199 this sat I was like, right, sound the couples having 0:12:27.200 --> 0:12:29.560 sex on top of us sick. The next one he 0:12:29.600 --> 0:12:31.200 pulls out me leg it's really warm. I was like, 0:12:31.360 --> 0:12:32.000 I think he's just. 0:12:31.920 --> 0:12:32.400 Fun on me. 0:12:32.440 --> 0:12:37.280 Like I had to use their exit strategy for me 0:12:37.360 --> 0:12:38.560 to get out because they were like, oh, we've got 0:12:38.600 --> 0:12:39.120 dinner at. 0:12:39.000 --> 0:12:40.199 It, so I have to leave. 0:12:40.440 --> 0:12:41.800 And I looked and it was like twenty past it, 0:12:41.880 --> 0:12:42.959 and I was like, guys. 0:12:42.679 --> 0:12:43.840 I think you've got to go to dinner. 0:12:46.480 --> 0:12:47.360 Oh ship, yeah, we do. 0:12:47.600 --> 0:12:51.120 I was like, let me, Oh my god. 0:12:51.240 --> 0:12:51.520 Sorry. 0:12:51.600 --> 0:12:53.880 After start, I was like, what's the cockled? And then 0:12:53.920 --> 0:12:57.600 obviously it's like it's obviously when you're is. 0:12:57.559 --> 0:13:00.760 When you are the person. So that if I had 0:13:00.800 --> 0:13:03.079 sex with your boyfriend and you watched. 0:13:03.160 --> 0:13:06.280 Right, But like the fact that he came into this 0:13:06.400 --> 0:13:09.440 room and this guy was in the dark corner hiding. 0:13:09.400 --> 0:13:10.120 That's fun. 0:13:10.240 --> 0:13:13.240 Also the fact that then the couple started fucking on 0:13:13.320 --> 0:13:15.319 top of him, so then he was just the pillow 0:13:15.760 --> 0:13:17.960 for the couple and he wasn't even hard, he wasn't 0:13:17.960 --> 0:13:18.480 even involved. 0:13:18.520 --> 0:13:19.719 They were just fucking on top of him. 0:13:20.240 --> 0:13:22.680 Like, I like the fact that he's just like sitting 0:13:22.679 --> 0:13:24.400 there laughing about it, but also you can kind of 0:13:24.400 --> 0:13:28.000 tell that he's kind of like, ah, it's a traumatizing memory. 0:13:28.160 --> 0:13:28.480 I know. 0:13:28.640 --> 0:13:31.160 I'm sorry. That sounded like like, am I wrong? 0:13:31.240 --> 0:13:33.760 Noil am, I just like that's wrong, Like you need 0:13:33.800 --> 0:13:35.920 to let someone know if someone's watching you. 0:13:36.000 --> 0:13:38.080 Yeah, kind of creepy like peeping town. 0:13:38.280 --> 0:13:40.920 I mean, but I feel like that some people's kink, 0:13:41.000 --> 0:13:41.839 which is not cool. 0:13:42.200 --> 0:13:44.720 No, some people like you know, fucking hell no. Sorry. 0:13:44.800 --> 0:13:47.240 Now, if I went and I was having sex with someone, 0:13:47.280 --> 0:13:50.800 I turned around there was someone in the corners. I 0:13:50.800 --> 0:13:53.199 would run out there so fast and be like that 0:13:53.360 --> 0:13:55.000 time I saw a ghost, I. 0:13:54.960 --> 0:13:58.200 Would use the lesson that I learned from one class 0:13:58.200 --> 0:14:02.559 of kickboxing, and I would just batter them the fuck Jesus. 0:14:02.880 --> 0:14:04.080 He tells the story so well. 0:14:04.080 --> 0:14:06.240 It's funny, but also at the same time you can 0:14:06.280 --> 0:14:08.800 tell he like at the time he was like what 0:14:08.840 --> 0:14:09.679 the fuck. 0:14:09.520 --> 0:14:11.720 But it's It's really been so interesting because like I 0:14:11.720 --> 0:14:13.959 obviously didn't even know what cockold meant before I did 0:14:13.960 --> 0:14:16.240 this becass and then I've gone on dates with so 0:14:16.280 --> 0:14:19.280 many different types of like orientations of like dating and stuff, 0:14:19.320 --> 0:14:21.520 and like I've met so many people who've like been 0:14:21.520 --> 0:14:23.480 a cuckold or like, you know whatever, like had a 0:14:23.520 --> 0:14:25.280 cockold or whatever. I don't even know how you use 0:14:25.320 --> 0:14:29.080 that word. And it's crazy how common it is. And 0:14:29.160 --> 0:14:31.160 I just didn't really realize that because I've been so 0:14:31.320 --> 0:14:33.200 like hetero my whole life. 0:14:33.400 --> 0:14:36.360 Look, as you know, I'm like fucking people like go 0:14:36.520 --> 0:14:39.000 for it, like do whatever. Happy, But it sounds like 0:14:39.040 --> 0:14:41.080 he had no fuck an idea what he was getting 0:14:41.080 --> 0:14:43.520 in for, and they didn't really let him know. If 0:14:43.520 --> 0:14:46.560 you're listening, let people know what they're up for. Yeah, 0:14:46.640 --> 0:14:48.119 quite literally, even. 0:14:47.840 --> 0:14:50.240 When he's selling that story about the threesome cockold, he 0:14:50.360 --> 0:14:52.600 was like, I'd popped the viagra and then I was 0:14:52.600 --> 0:14:54.880 on my way and my heart started pulplting because I 0:14:54.920 --> 0:14:57.160 was on a calm down, So like he was already 0:14:57.160 --> 0:14:59.040 on a drug calmdown from the boy taking too many 0:14:59.040 --> 0:15:01.920 pins off his asshole. Now he's taken a viagra, so 0:15:01.920 --> 0:15:03.920 his body is fucked. Yeah, he's obviously a bit of 0:15:03.920 --> 0:15:04.840 a fucking wrackhead. 0:15:05.000 --> 0:15:06.440 Yeah. And when I went to. 0:15:06.400 --> 0:15:08.800 The toilet during the day, when I listened back, you 0:15:08.840 --> 0:15:11.520 can just hear him laughing to himself and randomly talking 0:15:11.520 --> 0:15:18.040 to some other person walking past. 0:15:18.880 --> 0:15:21.760 You're right, sorry, I just we're gonna make yourself love. 0:15:22.160 --> 0:15:24.800 How's your day going? We all do it. There's nothing 0:15:24.840 --> 0:15:27.200 wrong with laughing it itself. You know, I just got 0:15:27.200 --> 0:15:27.800 carried away. 0:15:28.920 --> 0:15:33.160 How's your day being? He had a good day. Honestly, 0:15:33.200 --> 0:15:35.400 it's been fucking great. Like it's been quite chilled. And 0:15:35.520 --> 0:15:40.000 find the lisbon at four am this morning tomorrow morning. Yeah, 0:15:40.560 --> 0:15:41.240 it's fun working. 0:15:41.320 --> 0:15:42.160 Haven't been listening. 0:15:42.200 --> 0:15:43.920 I've been so many times now I can tell you 0:15:43.920 --> 0:15:44.680 everything you need to do. 0:15:45.080 --> 0:15:50.320 Honestly, it's a lodge. Where are you from? I need 0:15:50.520 --> 0:15:52.160 hold such a special place in my life. 0:15:52.840 --> 0:15:54.800 Oh my god, he's working mad. 0:15:54.880 --> 0:15:57.720 I'm sorry. I love it when I'm on my own. 0:15:57.800 --> 0:15:58.480 That's what I'm like. 0:15:59.040 --> 0:16:01.520 Can I just say, like, obviously I'm only getting clips 0:16:01.520 --> 0:16:03.960