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Speaker 1: The Jebel Show on demand. You remember when you were

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Speaker 1: a kid and one of your friends was standing next

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Speaker 1: to a pool. You couldn't help but run over and

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Speaker 1: push them in. Could you? You were that guy? Weren't you?

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Speaker 1: You were that? Because I definitely was not. I'm still

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Speaker 1: kind of that guy because we've been trying to push

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Speaker 1: our own Victoria or a mirrors in the dating pool

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Speaker 1: for a while. Now. That's true, except when you're a kid,

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Speaker 1: you push your friend in the pool, it's like a

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Speaker 1: bacteria riddled public pool. The dating pool is even more

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Speaker 1: bacteria riddled. And that's where we've been trying to push

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Speaker 1: Victoria for a while. If you haven't heard, she's interviewed

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Speaker 1: a few of our listeners for a date, and so far,

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Speaker 1: you haven't gone out with either one of them. One

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Speaker 1: of them is three years older than your dad. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but he is a chef. Yeah but still you know.

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Speaker 1: And the other guy, I don't remember much of us.

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Speaker 1: He was a rule breaker that much. I do remember,

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Speaker 1: very memorable. So you haven't gone out with either one

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Speaker 1: of them, Victoria? No, no, okay, So what is you said?

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Speaker 1: You had an update on your dating life, So what's

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Speaker 1: going on now? Well, this weekend, I got ghosted and

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Speaker 1: I found a new guy that I like, all on

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Speaker 1: the same weekend. See that's great, that's excellent. Yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: forward momentum. Yeah. But the guy that I was talking

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Speaker 1: to on this app called Hinge. Yeah, I was talking

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Speaker 1: to him and we were kind of going back and forth,

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Speaker 1: and I thought it was like we were being funny

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Speaker 1: and like playful, and then I'm out of nowhere. His

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Speaker 1: name like isn't on my message list. What was the

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Speaker 1: last thing you said to him? We were joking? Because

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Speaker 1: I asked him. I asked a joke like in my bio,

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Speaker 1: what does the something say to the sun? I forgot

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Speaker 1: it was, and the answers Bison, I think you've been

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Speaker 1: hanging out with Jewel too much. Bro, Jewel, you are

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Speaker 1: rubbing off on Victoria right now. You write some comedy gold,

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Speaker 1: so I'm sure that joke is fired in your bio.

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Speaker 1: A lot of guys have been commenting to it. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so this one was like, Wow, you should really quit

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Speaker 1: your job and be a stand up comedian. I mean,

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Speaker 1: he doesn't know where I work or anything, but he

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Speaker 1: I was like, my boss has been telling me the

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Speaker 1: same thing. Like I think I'm gonna quit. And he's like,

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Speaker 1: I don't mind being a trophy husband, and I was like,

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Speaker 1: oh no, I wouldn't mind like coming home to like

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Speaker 1: a nice, like cleaned house, like one could me breakfast,

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Speaker 1: and so like that's what the last up we were

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Speaker 1: talking about was. And then then he unmatched you. Yeah

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Speaker 1: because of that, you know what, he probably wanted you

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Speaker 1: to come back with, Oh no, it's okay, I'll make

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Speaker 1: you dinner. You don't ever have to be a trophy husband.

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Speaker 1: So manly little me could never be a stand up comedians.

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Speaker 1: I would just like to stay home in the kitchen

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Speaker 1: and have your babies and make your food rightly. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so I think it's probably good that. I'm so glad

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Speaker 1: thought he really liked my joke. So that happened before

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Speaker 1: my night started Friday. I was like, out, okay, that's cool.

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Speaker 1: And then one of my friends came over and she

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Speaker 1: recently started dating this guy and all of his friends

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Speaker 1: came over to our apartments. The best way to do it.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know that was happening to like went out

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Speaker 1: of what's that dude's name that your roommate's dating. Is

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Speaker 1: it your roommate my roommate dating a guy named Pierce. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Victoria has talked about this guy. I have no idea

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Speaker 1: what he looks like, but I just picture just always

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Speaker 1: in golf attire. Oh yeah, right, yeah, because Victoria did

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Speaker 1: share how her roommate's boyfriend couldn't do something or you

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Speaker 1: guys are making fun of him because he has his

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Speaker 1: ankles were sunburned from golfing. Pierce, he didn't put sunscreen

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Speaker 1: on his ankle burns their ankles. A guy named Pierce

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Speaker 1: who's always golfing, but we love Pierce. Pierce is so sweet,

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Speaker 1: but he wasn't over this weekend. So what happened with

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Speaker 1: the new dude? Well, there was like a lot of

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Speaker 1: them and it just one guy started talking to and

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Speaker 1: he was just really sweet and like nice. But he

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Speaker 1: also is either twenty seven or twenty eight, So I've

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Speaker 1: never been with a guy that much older than me.

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Speaker 1: It's not that much older than me, but well, one

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Speaker 1: of our listeners is three years older than your dad.

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Speaker 1: What's his name? Oh? Wow? You know that look when

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Speaker 1: someone's like literally looked into the back of their brain

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Speaker 1: to try to find something. Victoria's doing that right now

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Speaker 1: about his names, Like Victoria's not at a loss for options.

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Speaker 1: She just never remembers anybody's names, so she just ghosts.

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Speaker 1: He wrote it on my white board. I don't remember

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Speaker 1: what it was, Okay, so you'll find out later when

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Speaker 1: you go home what his name is. Do you know

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Speaker 1: if you like him? I know the guy talks to

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Speaker 1: I also got really intoxicated Friday, so he might not

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Speaker 1: even be that at you. You might not get cute.

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Speaker 1: Actually when you see you know, goggles could be real. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you did tell me you loved me on Friday night

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Speaker 1: as well. Side note, Oh, Victoria was just into everybody.

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Speaker 1: She told you that she loved you. Yeah, she drunk

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Speaker 1: do me probably like five times. Oh my god, I did.

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Speaker 1: I sent her like three or four boys memos five

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Speaker 1: five I have them all still. Oh my god. Okay,

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Speaker 1: it made me really happy. I felt like we were

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Speaker 1: close now. So on the white board, Victoria, when you

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Speaker 1: get back to your place where that guy that you

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Speaker 1: thought was pretty cute and cool who you might want

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Speaker 1: to go on a date with, you'll get home because

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Speaker 1: you don't know his name, and it's written on the board,

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Speaker 1: and it's going to be your handwriting, but really bad handwriting,

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Speaker 1: because you were drunk and it's gonna say Nino and

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Speaker 1: you're coming tomorrow. We're like, what was the name? You're like,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I was somebody erased it off the

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Speaker 1: white board. I'm not sure. Oh no, we'll keep you

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Speaker 1: updated on Victoria's dating life. It's starting to get a

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Speaker 1: little interesting, it really is. Things spice up. Clickly It's

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