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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season to episode one

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Speaker 1: of Jedis like dice day production of I heart radio.

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Speaker 1: This is the podcast where we take a deep dive

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Speaker 1: into America's shared consciousness. And it is Monday September, which

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Speaker 1: of course means it is the queen's funeral baby and

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Speaker 1: that that reaches all the way over to the United States.

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Speaker 1: And normally we would be celebrating national butterscotch pudding day

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Speaker 1: and national talk like a pirate day, but those have

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Speaker 1: been canceled, so we could be appropriately said that a

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Speaker 1: nine year old woman died of old age. Um. Anyways,

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Speaker 1: my name is Jack O'Brien, a K. wouldn't it be

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Speaker 1: nice if there weren't royals? Then they wouldn't have to

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Speaker 1: lock Arbi, and wouldn't it be nice to cook him

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Speaker 1: in oil in USA, said everybody likes you know, Britain

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Speaker 1: would be so much nice, sir, without a King or

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Speaker 1: queen or even a kaiser. Wouldn't it be nice? Thank you,

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Speaker 1: two case Aikin. Especially appreciate the shout out to the

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Speaker 1: fact that they closed bike racks for the death of

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Speaker 1: the Queen. You weren't allowed to lock your bike. Uh,

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Speaker 1: just as tribute. I guess people got their bike stolen

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Speaker 1: as tribute. That's such a specific rule. You can't, you can,

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Speaker 1: you can ride a bike, but you can't park it safely.

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Speaker 1: Can't park it safely. You know, everybody has to be focused. Um. Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm thrilled to be joined by a very special guest

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Speaker 1: co host, a very funny comedian you know from good

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Speaker 1: mythical morning the star wars show. He's the CO creator

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Speaker 1: of news broke, the host of the podcasts the FRODCAST

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Speaker 1: and pod yourself a gun. It's Matt Lee, Matt Lee,

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Speaker 1: a k a two matts, enter, one Matt Lee. Let's up, guys,

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Speaker 1: and also pod yourself a gun is uh. We finished

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Speaker 1: all the sopranos episodes. That's a rewatch podcast. Now it's

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Speaker 1: pod yourself the wire, and we're talking about yourself the wire,

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Speaker 1: the wire now, which is uh, it's just another show

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Speaker 1: on HBO. That happened and I think maybe the only

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Speaker 1: one that's better than the Sopranos. I think so. I

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Speaker 1: think so. I think it's a little bit better. But

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Speaker 1: you know, there's a lot of mixed opinions on the wire,

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Speaker 1: but for the most part I think everyone agrees it's

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Speaker 1: a good show, as far as I can tell. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we might even talk about a little TV later on,

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Speaker 1: because we're thrilled to be joined by two hilarious stand

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Speaker 1: up comics, the host of the very funny podcast hold

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Speaker 1: up with duls say Sloan and Josh Johnson, in which

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Speaker 1: they debate things like movies verse TV, Chocolate Versus Vanilla,

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Speaker 1: windows see vers ile, sea conscious, rappers, club bangers. Great Show.

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Speaker 1: Everybody should go check it out. You also know them

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Speaker 1: as a correspondent and writer from the daily show respectively.

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Speaker 1: Please welcome duls say Sloan and Josh on. Hello, hello,

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Speaker 1: how's it going? Good to have you guys. I really

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Speaker 1: enjoy your podcast. Oh, thank you. I we enjoy making it,

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Speaker 1: so it's good that we're not alone in this. It's

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Speaker 1: nice to see, you know, a debate show in two

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Speaker 1: where people are debating the real issues, the real issues.

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Speaker 1: You know, chalcol versus Vanilla. What do you what is uh?

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Speaker 1: Where do you guys? Land on Aisle seat versus? Uh,

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Speaker 1: you know, the window seat. I'm window because I'm a

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Speaker 1: good person. I'm ile because, in case anything goes sideways,

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Speaker 1: I want to be the first to leave everyone behind. Okay,

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Speaker 1: just climbing over people. Easier in the aisle to get

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Speaker 1: out of the plane. I'm sure in a window you're

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Speaker 1: pretty much trapped. That's true. Yeah, this is how I

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Speaker 1: know for a fact that you're trapped in a window seat.

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Speaker 1: There was a guy. Did you ever hear? But you

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Speaker 1: can stop me if you've already heard the story, but

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Speaker 1: I think is from and there was this guy on

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Speaker 1: of the flight he falls asleep. While he's asleep, this

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Speaker 1: is when they had the old iphone, the one that

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Speaker 1: could use the fingerprint. So as he's asleep, his wife

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Speaker 1: gently opens his phone and finds everybody. My Man's been cheating,

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Speaker 1: just finding everybody in the phone. Right. So he wakes

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Speaker 1: up to his ask getting whooped. Okay, just just nonstop,

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Speaker 1: like lefts, rights, everything. She throwing the kitchen sink out him.

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Speaker 1: Nobody can get her off of him. And my man

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Speaker 1: have to fight with my wife. Yeah, because you've been caught,

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Speaker 1: some options. Definitely the worst seat for a combat scenario. Um,

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Speaker 1: because he was sitting in the window seat. Because you

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Speaker 1: also have to think about not the situation. It's why

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Speaker 1: she waited so they were on a plane. You understand.

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Speaker 1: Why did she go? You know what thirty five thou

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Speaker 1: feet is when I need to find out if my

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Speaker 1: husband's cheating on me. It's not like he doesn't go

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Speaker 1: to sleep other times. Right, she sleeps probably in the

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Speaker 1: same room with him much of the time. It's my

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Speaker 1: example for what window seats are traps strategically like from

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Speaker 1: a combat perspective, I feel like a lot like marine.

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Speaker 1: got to be like, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he's gonna be in the aisle because he has to work.

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Speaker 1: Anyone who's trying to get that good sleep, okay, because

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Speaker 1: I when I started flying, I trained myself. I have

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Speaker 1: to be so, that's right. You get on a plane,

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Speaker 1: because I just try to let myself during a flight. Okay,

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Speaker 1: and so get on there. Give you put yourself in

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Speaker 1: the because I'm wearing a mask on a plane. Since

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Speaker 1: way before, people been nasty, right, people have been nasty.

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Speaker 1: People been season air been recycled. This ain't new. Chase, stop,

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Speaker 1: won't stop. I'm wearing a mask on planes because I

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Speaker 1: was on the road. Right, you put to face mask on.

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Speaker 1: Maybe I'm ask on a blanket on. You're in a cocoon,

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Speaker 1: and then they start delivering the food and like all right,

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Speaker 1: if I'm trying to get sleep, you can't be in

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Speaker 1: and I think that's a really good point. Like what

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Speaker 1: if you know, God forbid, you've been cheating on your

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Speaker 1: wife and or husband, and they use your fingerprint and

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Speaker 1: then they find out? Yeah, first of all, I'm not

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Speaker 1: saying is when I get on the plane, I'm trying

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Speaker 1: when that cart keep knocking me in my arm. I'm

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Speaker 1: not gonna get that good American sleep and you can

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Speaker 1: get the good sleep spid, because decide the plane. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's how you can take that sleep. Did Joshon's tell

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Speaker 1: you that he'd be climbing over people like a monster? Look,

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Speaker 1: but before, but in people faces, look while they're in dreamland. Listen,

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Speaker 1: I am Nimble, all right, I am nimble, and they

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Speaker 1: never know. All right, well, we're gonna get to know

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Speaker 1: you both a little bit better in a moment. Uh.

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Speaker 1: First we're gonna tell our listeners a couple of the

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Speaker 1: things we're talking about today. King Charles, the third is

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Speaker 1: going to be very bad for the monarchy. I think

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Speaker 1: I mean we could just we can move because, listen, all,

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Speaker 1: white man's not gonna be great for a white country.

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Speaker 1: Who let's go. We could also talk about TVs versus movies,

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Speaker 1: continue having. Yes, ask someone who sounds like they descended

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Speaker 1: the amount of listen, I was there for the jubilee. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I've been to this Ice Island. All right, nobody wants

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Speaker 1: it wasn't for these royals. Nobody will go up there

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Speaker 1: trying to go to England. They need them and people

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Speaker 1: I was doing showers out there. I'm like, do y'all

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Speaker 1: that's called who the hell wants to come here? Bro Stupid.

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Speaker 1: an institution it's been around since years, had three numbers.

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Speaker 1: None of You'all are paying attention. People Love Them. Okay,

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Speaker 1: if they have to kill him to keep this going,

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Speaker 1: they will do it's already might have to. He started

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Speaker 1: messing with Camilla. I already thought that he can kicked

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Speaker 1: were gonna LEAP FROG over him. Yeah, everybody thought that.

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Speaker 1: They're like King Charles. I'm like, how, what happened? Black,

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Speaker 1: where's Diana? So like obvious, confused like y'Allna Camilla, the mistress.

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Speaker 1: This is not the first time my mistress became queen.

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Speaker 1: Praise Scott. I'm saying is I thought he got kicked

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Speaker 1: out the line of succession. Yeah, but now that this

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Speaker 1: have no power. It doesn't matters a whole. Prime Minister,

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Speaker 1: can't destroy something when you have no power. It's gonna

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Speaker 1: look bad. What's going to look bad? Prince Andrew Don't

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Speaker 1: it's too hot and too called at the same time.

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Speaker 1: Piece of good news we allow ourselves that dish is

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Speaker 1: becoming the king, I think, like a good king could

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Speaker 1: school's how side. Yeah, don't you technically need a driver's license? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you would think so. And so then I'm walking up

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Speaker 1: and as I'm walking up, in my head I'm like,

424
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Speaker 1: because you don't know me, but I don't drive like

425
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Speaker 1: I'm just I'm a terrible driver. But go carts is

426
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Speaker 1: the one thing that I'm like, Oh, this is like driving,

427
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Speaker 1: but it's like low stakes enough that I can let

428
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Speaker 1: myself relax, because when you're driving in the world. You're

429
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Speaker 1: in a car, like you're in a chair that could

430
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Speaker 1: kill somebody. Yeah, I mean like I feel like with

431
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Speaker 1: go carts. It's just like we're just having fun. I'm

432
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Speaker 1: walking up and as I'm walking up, I hear this

433
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Speaker 1: loud screech, which is one kid basically drifting, like he

434
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Speaker 1: really was going Hella, Hella fast. That's the fastest I've

435
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Speaker 1: seen a gold card go. And then he cracked ashes

436
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Speaker 1: into the wall and you just see almost like out

437
00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:07,120
Speaker 1: of a movie, like out of a hallvark movie where

438
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Speaker 1: the kid dies. You just see his helmet bounce, like

439
00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:16,160
Speaker 1: he crashed into the wall so hard that his helmet

440
00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:19,480
Speaker 1: flew off, bounced off the wall and then just bounced

441
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Speaker 1: onto the track. And I thought this is gonna be

442
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Speaker 1: a very lighthearted telling of a beheading story. At first

443
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Speaker 1: I'm glad that his head was no longer in the home. No, no,

444
00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:32,960
Speaker 1: the helmet flew right off, became a projectile and then

445
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Speaker 1: bounced to a stop and it even spun when it

446
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Speaker 1: was bouncing. And so then I walk up and everyone

447
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Speaker 1: has stopped now, like the other other people stopped driving,

448
00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:46,800
Speaker 1: like everyone is just kind of quiet. And then he

449
00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:50,760
Speaker 1: is holding his head because he's feeling for the helmet

450
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Speaker 1: and he's realizing it's not on his head anymore. And

451
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Speaker 1: then he gets up and someone runs up like, Oh

452
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Speaker 1: my God, you like everyone's freaking out and he's like Oh, yeah,

453
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Speaker 1: I'm fine. At he was more embarrassed than anything, and

454
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Speaker 1: so he wraps himself and starts walking off the track

455
00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:12,480
Speaker 1: and actually got some collaps like like they were like

456
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Speaker 1: like the other parents were just like Oh, they held

457
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Speaker 1: up the three singers for Dale Earnhardt, like yeah, but yeah,

458
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Speaker 1: I did not do go cards, but we should do

459
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Speaker 1: them if we went back. Oh it's that smart. Um.

460
00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:30,119
Speaker 1: I want to have crash go cards when I was

461
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Speaker 1: nine because they thought I was older than I was

462
00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:34,000
Speaker 1: and had big boots for nine year old. And then

463
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Speaker 1: uh me and lace was opening for me down in Greenville,

464
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Speaker 1: Soft Carolina, and they had one was like, you know

465
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Speaker 1: fun how it was like the arcade. We got bumper boats,

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Speaker 1: we got then go cart track and then them called

467
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Speaker 1: slick track. Right me and lace was talking to the

468
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Speaker 1: girl and they're like, okay, it's like eight dollars. Like

469
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Speaker 1: the prices were so cheat. Me and lace, I think

470
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Speaker 1: we did everything like four times. Right, a lace layby

471
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Speaker 1: is Um amazing to hilarious on the roads, just a

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Speaker 1: a G T. She had to roast time Um, and

473
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Speaker 1: so we're like, oh, slick track. We're like wait, what's

474
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Speaker 1: slick track? And the girl goes Oh, UM, gets the track,

475
00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:17,159
Speaker 1: that slit. She's like, so when you're on the track driving,

476
00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:23,080
Speaker 1: it's slick and we're like gotch thank you. And then

477
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Speaker 1: we get out there and what they did? So it's

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Speaker 1: a drift track. Right, all the tires on the cars

479
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Speaker 1: are bald and they have put some type of oil

480
00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:41,600
Speaker 1: or something down on this asphalt, because you're just sliding

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Speaker 1: all over. Then that sounds incredibly fun. It was fun.

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Speaker 1: There was a group of teenagers that was so awful

483
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Speaker 1: that other teenagers did not want to ride when they

484
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Speaker 1: were going because the teenagers running the thing. We're like

485
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Speaker 1: you can't go again, like the bad kids from an

486
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Speaker 1: eighties movie, like yeah, all right, let's take a quick break,

487
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Speaker 1: we'll come back. We'll keep finding out search history, overrated, underrated.

488
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Speaker 1: We'll be right back. And we're back and I will

489
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Speaker 1: say dull, say, you did what, you have gotten your wish.

490
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Speaker 1: We will not be talking about or King Charles in

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Speaker 1: today's episode. Like talking about my columnar. Do you have

492
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Speaker 1: anything from your search history? Look at my Third History

493
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Speaker 1: Little Uh Huh. You ever just seen someone who really

494
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Speaker 1: mediocre but successfully? You're just happy. M Yeah, I'm assuming

495
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Speaker 1: we're not going to get a name on that one.

496
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Speaker 1: I looked up Greek Peek mountain resort. Greek peak mountain resort,

497
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Speaker 1: because I gotta add on my instagram about a gravity

498
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Speaker 1: mountain coaster. I wanted to see what is. What's a

499
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Speaker 1: gravity mountain like a roller coaster, but there's no change,

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Speaker 1: like you just go up and then it's like you

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Speaker 1: go through the mountains. I'm gonna see if I can

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Speaker 1: find the post for it. Uh. Is the fact that

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Speaker 1: there's not a chain good? It seems worse. I mean

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Speaker 1: they probably have to have some type of changes to

505
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Speaker 1: get you up, because all all roller coasters work off gravity. Anyway. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's just you get on the right at the top

507
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Speaker 1: of the that first time it seems like yeah, there's

508
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Speaker 1: there's still a tracks, so you're on track. I found

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Speaker 1: one before because we're gonna go last year for my

510
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Speaker 1: homeboy's birthday, but I had to go out of town. Um,

511
00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:51,200
Speaker 1: so there's one like you're in the mountains of New York.

512
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Speaker 1: You have like pedal and I was like, I don't know,

513
00:30:54,040 --> 00:30:56,320
Speaker 1: because some of them like it's two hours or four hours.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, who the hell is trying to pedal for

515
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Speaker 1: four hours? Yeah, right, yeah, you're on a coaster. It also,

516
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Speaker 1: I think rides are more fun if it's not at

517
00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:09,320
Speaker 1: a place where you're like they are engineers and lawyers

518
00:31:09,560 --> 00:31:13,760
Speaker 1: and risk assessment like assessors have all been through this

519
00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:16,080
Speaker 1: and made sure that nothing bad is going to happen.

520
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Speaker 1: Like this feels a little rustic and you have the

521
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Speaker 1: fun of a roller coaster. Is the fear of death,

522
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Speaker 1: which you know, I don't really I don't mess the

523
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Speaker 1: roller coasters because my my body should not experience as

524
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Speaker 1: those types of g forces. Um, I've been a roller

525
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Speaker 1: closed and they're like this isn't for me. Um, you

526
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Speaker 1: have to understand as a woman and as a black

527
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Speaker 1: person who walks the nature, I'm always worried that someone's

528
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Speaker 1: gonna kill me. I don't I don't like to do

529
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Speaker 1: it for fun. I don't like to test my h

530
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Speaker 1: just my adrenaline, you know. I like to just really

531
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Speaker 1: put my fighting flight in situations where he needs to

532
00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:51,680
Speaker 1: be activated, right, you know, it's like just in the

533
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Speaker 1: middle of a roller coaster and activates your fight or flight.

534
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Speaker 1: You pull a knife out for no reason. Yeah, I

535
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Speaker 1: was at a knife in my personal don't get me like,

536
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Speaker 1: I don't need to be trying to fight a roller

537
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Speaker 1: coaster in the middle of somewhere. Also, it's like I

538
00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:06,240
Speaker 1: remember some of the boy had, like you know, there's

539
00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:08,239
Speaker 1: always like the Batman Roller Coaster where your feet hang

540
00:32:08,280 --> 00:32:10,840
Speaker 1: down some a little. By his hat came off and

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Speaker 1: he jumped in and then he got his head got

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Speaker 1: knocked off. It's a couple of years ago. Yeah, he

543
00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:22,160
Speaker 1: jumped over like the four because they're like the Parker's

544
00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:24,600
Speaker 1: lable of the Parker's label, and the park went hauled up.

545
00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:29,520
Speaker 1: He climbed over a multiple walls that said do not

546
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Speaker 1: come in here with little stick figures getting their heads

547
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Speaker 1: knocked off on them, all of that. So if I

548
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Speaker 1: don't bring your ass back here, right, there's even somebody

549
00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:48,120
Speaker 1: don't bring your ass back here, there's multiple signs, there's

550
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Speaker 1: multiple warding and stay do not bring your little last

551
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Speaker 1: back here. And he jumped over all of that four

552
00:32:53,280 --> 00:32:58,200
Speaker 1: the hat and then what they said was gonna happen, happen. Yeah, see,

553
00:32:58,240 --> 00:33:05,880
Speaker 1: this is why you need seven stores. New Hat. Apparently

554
00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:08,520
Speaker 1: need seven lid stories in front of in the six flags,

555
00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:11,400
Speaker 1: because that's how that goes down. I remember when, was

556
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Speaker 1: it Hershey Park in Pennsylvania, and had when of those

557
00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:17,200
Speaker 1: rides when your legs came down, and so I was

558
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Speaker 1: sitting in the middle and so this is the ones

559
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Speaker 1: where it comes down over and so they're checking everybody

560
00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:26,160
Speaker 1: and he didn't check and he was like yeah, you're good,

561
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Speaker 1: you're good. You know, some teenager, I don't give a ship.

562
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Speaker 1: And so I was like, can we check money? Like,

563
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Speaker 1: you're fine, and I went well, listen and I pushed

564
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Speaker 1: on it and it just lifted up, but mine wasn't locked.

565
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Speaker 1: I hadn't said anything and it was just about to

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Speaker 1: start going and he was like old so he had

567
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Speaker 1: to stop the rock. He wouldn't told old boy not.

568
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Speaker 1: He flicked the switch make sure I was secured all

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Speaker 1: the way down. If I had to say something, I

570
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Speaker 1: would not be here because some fourteen year old almost

571
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Speaker 1: let me die. Some helper face bastard. I'm gonna let

572
00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:04,920
Speaker 1: me meet the most big Um. But yeah, it's uh,

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Speaker 1: this Greek peak mountain. Where is it? Not In Greece? No,

574
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Speaker 1: it's in Courtland, New York, and so apparently they have

575
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Speaker 1: like a like four hours from here. They have like

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Speaker 1: zip lines and stuff like that. I don't know if

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Speaker 1: I'll do a zip line because you know, it requires

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00:34:24,719 --> 00:34:27,839
Speaker 1: a lot of upper body strain. No, it's mostly it's

579
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Speaker 1: just you're just you're just hanging the ZIP lining. I

580
00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:33,160
Speaker 1: did it one time and it was it was it's

581
00:34:33,200 --> 00:34:35,480
Speaker 1: really fun. They just harness you and right your your

582
00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:37,600
Speaker 1: harness stand and you're just like flying in the air.

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Speaker 1: And it's a sitting one. I did the sitting one.

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Speaker 1: There was one where you could like do the superman

585
00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:47,240
Speaker 1: like laying and I was like no, I'm I'm too scared.

586
00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:50,000
Speaker 1: I'm too scared to do that holding up your own body,

587
00:34:50,239 --> 00:34:53,920
Speaker 1: like your yourself like a pull up high school. You

588
00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:57,680
Speaker 1: don't gotta hold up yourself. Oh, you're like trapped in, trapped,

589
00:34:57,960 --> 00:35:01,239
Speaker 1: you're just trapped in. Yeah, there's somewhere like yeah, there's some.

590
00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:03,640
Speaker 1: The one where you lay, I don't see how people

591
00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:05,440
Speaker 1: do that because even if they tell you to just lay,

592
00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:07,200
Speaker 1: you're probably gonna want to look up, which is at

593
00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:11,560
Speaker 1: least going to require some next strength forward, and then

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Speaker 1: the other one, the one you're talking about dules. They've

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00:35:13,719 --> 00:35:16,880
Speaker 1: seen before, where it's like they have this this I

596
00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:19,320
Speaker 1: don't know how to describe it, but it's it's almost

597
00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:22,120
Speaker 1: exactly the one where you just sit but you're holding

598
00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:26,080
Speaker 1: these handles and it's and it's like, I don't know

599
00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:29,080
Speaker 1: if it has any control over the ZIP like because

600
00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:32,080
Speaker 1: the zip line is just straight. But you know, I'm

601
00:35:32,080 --> 00:35:34,879
Speaker 1: talking about where it's like you hold it while you're

602
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Speaker 1: going down. And then there's somewhere you just strip hang

603
00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:40,960
Speaker 1: like a baby, and one of those baby. Yeah, I've

604
00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:42,800
Speaker 1: only done the ones where you hang like a little baby.

605
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Speaker 1: I don't think I would willingly go on anything where

606
00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:49,160
Speaker 1: it's like my life is in my own hands. You know,

607
00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:52,640
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not doing that, because I might just

608
00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:55,000
Speaker 1: you know, sometimes you just get impulsive and you go

609
00:35:55,120 --> 00:35:57,760
Speaker 1: like well, I could die like this, and then boom,

610
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Speaker 1: what is something you think is overrated? Um, m HM, oh,

611
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:08,600
Speaker 1: it is like a here it is. I think that's Oh, yeah,

612
00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:11,239
Speaker 1: that's what I'm talking about. Yeah, where it's like kind

613
00:36:11,239 --> 00:36:14,359
Speaker 1: of like being in a swing. Right, I could, I can,

614
00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:17,279
Speaker 1: I can focus with that. Ah, man, all the things

615
00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:19,759
Speaker 1: I really think you're overrated. I can't stay on here

616
00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:24,759
Speaker 1: without getting withoutetting attacked online. Um Uh, it's something I

617
00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:26,719
Speaker 1: think that's overrated. That will keep me safe at night.

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00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:35,800
Speaker 1: H Bananas. Bananas are overrated. Yeah, M Hmm. You just

619
00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:40,440
Speaker 1: don't like them. MHMA. Episode of the podcast that came

620
00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:46,040
Speaker 1: out just last week was banana MS plantains. M M.

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Speaker 1: guess what side l loser door, Josh Johnson, don't you

622
00:36:53,360 --> 00:37:00,440
Speaker 1: dare to me. And Josh, I'm assuming you're on the

623
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Speaker 1: other side of it with a love, but now now

624
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:07,800
Speaker 1: you think you the favorite food of the minions. Was

625
00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:12,200
Speaker 1: gonna help you, baby boy. I love the millions, but

626
00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:21,440
Speaker 1: I hate God. How about you, Josh? What something you think?

627
00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:25,800
Speaker 1: It's overrated? Um, okay, just because of the way that

628
00:37:25,960 --> 00:37:29,680
Speaker 1: it varies, because of the spectrum at play, I think

629
00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:33,560
Speaker 1: that the idea of going to get a massage is

630
00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:37,200
Speaker 1: overrated because unless you're going to a place that you know,

631
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Speaker 1: that knows you, that you have like your because if

632
00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:42,320
Speaker 1: you strap have a person that's like hey, they know

633
00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:44,279
Speaker 1: the knots in my back, they know like all this

634
00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:46,520
Speaker 1: stuff and this is about to be a dope massage,

635
00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:49,560
Speaker 1: going to get massages is still taking your life into

636
00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:52,440
Speaker 1: your own hands. It's still rolling the dice because you

637
00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:54,920
Speaker 1: don't know. I remember I got a massage one time.

638
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:57,080
Speaker 1: I got I think it was a Swedish one, whatever,

639
00:37:57,560 --> 00:38:02,440
Speaker 1: and in my head I'm treat myself whatever, right, but

640
00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:08,880
Speaker 1: straight up, as as as I'm giving the massage. I

641
00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:12,799
Speaker 1: don't know what happened, but this person clearly stopped giving

642
00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:15,880
Speaker 1: me the massage for a minute, went outside, was on

643
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:19,799
Speaker 1: their phone. Must have got bad news, because they beat

644
00:38:19,920 --> 00:38:22,920
Speaker 1: my ass where they came back in there, like they

645
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:25,480
Speaker 1: worked out. I wish, I wish I had a bad back,

646
00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:28,120
Speaker 1: so it would have worked something without I'm I'm living

647
00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:33,120
Speaker 1: all right, and they beat me senseless, just clearly working

648
00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:35,440
Speaker 1: out the frustration of whatever they were talking about on

649
00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:38,000
Speaker 1: the phone. And they didn't keep the time too, which

650
00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:40,640
Speaker 1: is usually a good thing. That's usually a huge treat

651
00:38:40,719 --> 00:38:43,399
Speaker 1: when you get a little fifty minutes and you get

652
00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:48,320
Speaker 1: every extra minute on on. That massage was a travesty

653
00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:51,239
Speaker 1: like and I don't I don't have anything near me,

654
00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:54,560
Speaker 1: so I just assumed the time is correct. You know,

655
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:57,879
Speaker 1: my face is and the thing and I bought an hour.

656
00:38:58,400 --> 00:39:01,040
Speaker 1: So I'm sure that this is just maybe because it

657
00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:04,000
Speaker 1: hurts so bad, can't you? You can tell them like hey,

658
00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:06,560
Speaker 1: because you're a little softer, or I spoke up a

659
00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:10,080
Speaker 1: couple of times. I didn't really do what I would

660
00:39:10,120 --> 00:39:12,600
Speaker 1: just take the pain. I'll just be like yeah, okay.

661
00:39:12,719 --> 00:39:14,960
Speaker 1: You know, first when they came back, I was like

662
00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:17,399
Speaker 1: they were so rough that I was like, okay, maybe

663
00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:19,640
Speaker 1: this is a spot because they feel it in real

664
00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:23,040
Speaker 1: time like they feel your Oh, your tents here, let me,

665
00:39:23,560 --> 00:39:26,560
Speaker 1: they know something you don't know. Yeah, but no, that

666
00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:28,480
Speaker 1: didn't seem to be the case, because I even tipped

667
00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:33,759
Speaker 1: and she was like thank you, like what happened to you?

668
00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:37,600
Speaker 1: Sometimes the thing that happened? When you say certain things,

669
00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:43,960
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm not Studon Jos, oh mind, we did

670
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:48,120
Speaker 1: not pay for US thought. I kind of get your

671
00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:52,000
Speaker 1: all answer now, because you are put in combat situations

672
00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:54,920
Speaker 1: in the weirdest moments, like I guess. So, yeah, this

673
00:39:55,040 --> 00:39:59,359
Speaker 1: is another situation, because this is this is actually why,

674
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,640
Speaker 1: anytime something happens and I'm with another person, I get

675
00:40:02,760 --> 00:40:05,759
Speaker 1: so excited because I'm like, you won't believe me if

676
00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:09,200
Speaker 1: this had happened to just me. You know, it's like

677
00:40:09,280 --> 00:40:11,320
Speaker 1: when I was so I was with Logan Logan was

678
00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:13,120
Speaker 1: and I were doing a show in New York. This

679
00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:15,040
Speaker 1: is like when we were doing carolines and Logan was

680
00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:18,920
Speaker 1: staying at the even hotel, so I went over to

681
00:40:19,239 --> 00:40:20,840
Speaker 1: hang out with him. We were going to record some

682
00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:25,759
Speaker 1: of our podcasts, and then we're in the elevator. Is

683
00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:28,520
Speaker 1: what comes all the elevator and it's like, yeah, you know,

684
00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:31,040
Speaker 1: I just moved different than New York. She's like talking

685
00:40:31,120 --> 00:40:33,120
Speaker 1: all the folk while she's over here. I just moved

686
00:40:33,160 --> 00:40:35,000
Speaker 1: Dif from New York. Like they talking about they ain't

687
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:37,040
Speaker 1: got a safe for my gun here, like what kind

688
00:40:37,040 --> 00:40:39,320
Speaker 1: of hotel is this? And in my head I'm like,

689
00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:43,840
Speaker 1: I'm glad Logan is here, because if I had just

690
00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:47,360
Speaker 1: rolled up all people telling them this story, they'd be like, Josh, Josh,

691
00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:51,800
Speaker 1: clearly you have mental illness you're dealing with. I believe

692
00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:54,120
Speaker 1: that story. I believe that story. I believe that story

693
00:40:54,920 --> 00:41:02,680
Speaker 1: all the way because as someone think can carry, as

694
00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:05,279
Speaker 1: someone who wishes they could carry a gun at all time, um,

695
00:41:05,320 --> 00:41:08,600
Speaker 1: because you can't carry a gun in New York because

696
00:41:08,719 --> 00:41:18,280
Speaker 1: who knows why. But listen, you don't know what. Sometimes

697
00:41:18,280 --> 00:41:23,279
Speaker 1: you got to pull a gun on somebody. I mean

698
00:41:23,320 --> 00:41:25,279
Speaker 1: I don't know what kind of I mean. Hey, like

699
00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:28,440
Speaker 1: I said, I'm a woman in America. You already told me.

700
00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:30,239
Speaker 1: Like listen, because, like I said on twitter one day

701
00:41:30,239 --> 00:41:33,160
Speaker 1: and I was like, so, y'all got self the fifth classes, Mace,

702
00:41:33,920 --> 00:41:38,560
Speaker 1: boom six tasers, don't walk alone at night, don't dress

703
00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:41,719
Speaker 1: a certain way, you women, all of these things to

704
00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:45,799
Speaker 1: not be attacked, right, but as soon as the woman

705
00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:51,600
Speaker 1: gets attacked, nobody believes her. Yeah, yeah, those things can't

706
00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:55,279
Speaker 1: be true. Yeah, you can't just be selling a bunch

707
00:41:55,320 --> 00:41:57,759
Speaker 1: of big foot equipment and then with somebody's like, Hey,

708
00:41:57,800 --> 00:42:02,680
Speaker 1: I caught big foot. That's a plausible all right, you

709
00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:05,920
Speaker 1: need to stop being ridiculous. You'RE gonna get ten FT

710
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:11,040
Speaker 1: by four Ft. just what he was here for. You're like,

711
00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:15,239
Speaker 1: that's just a dude suit. Now, yeah, because y'all don't

712
00:42:15,239 --> 00:42:18,279
Speaker 1: want to believe us. Now, I gotta say strapped up.

713
00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:24,000
Speaker 1: I will say what's crazy about people. were all raised different.

714
00:42:24,040 --> 00:42:26,759
Speaker 1: We all like have different temperaments, live different lives or whatever.

715
00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:30,960
Speaker 1: Everyone knows how to act when a gun is pulled off.

716
00:42:31,719 --> 00:42:34,520
Speaker 1: You could have the worst home training of all time

717
00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:40,960
Speaker 1: and still somehow you get real polite. You're pretty agreeable. Sir,

718
00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:45,839
Speaker 1: can I call you sir? How much of my money

719
00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:47,520
Speaker 1: would you like? I do have an a t M

720
00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:49,600
Speaker 1: card in case. I don't know. Listen, that's why I

721
00:42:49,640 --> 00:42:51,360
Speaker 1: trying to keep at least a hundred dollars on me,

722
00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:53,959
Speaker 1: like hey, man, I ain't got it, but here's something.

723
00:42:56,400 --> 00:42:59,280
Speaker 1: Here's just enough for you to not want to shoot me. Anyway,

724
00:43:00,360 --> 00:43:02,320
Speaker 1: some guy tried to rob my brother. He was with

725
00:43:02,440 --> 00:43:05,960
Speaker 1: his friend and like snow in Atlanta, like nobody outside

726
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:10,120
Speaker 1: except this one dude who was robbing people. He had

727
00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:15,239
Speaker 1: in the snow and it was it wasn't. It wasn't

728
00:43:15,239 --> 00:43:20,239
Speaker 1: when Jesus carried you. And so he had saw the guy,

729
00:43:20,320 --> 00:43:22,239
Speaker 1: because like he's friend of taking money out the a

730
00:43:22,360 --> 00:43:24,600
Speaker 1: t m so he could pay his bills. And so

731
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:27,440
Speaker 1: the guy saw my brother's friend take the money off

732
00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:29,120
Speaker 1: the a t m. So he's like giving your money.

733
00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:31,040
Speaker 1: He's like, I don't have it. He's like, I think

734
00:43:31,040 --> 00:43:34,759
Speaker 1: I just saw you taking money off, and then he

735
00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:36,200
Speaker 1: looked at my brother and he was like give me

736
00:43:36,239 --> 00:43:38,560
Speaker 1: a money. My brother's like, I don't have anything. I

737
00:43:38,719 --> 00:43:45,840
Speaker 1: Pore Dude with I because, like the dude took, like

738
00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:48,200
Speaker 1: he took that through his money. He took his phone whatever.

739
00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:51,920
Speaker 1: My brother was like, I have nothing, because my mom

740
00:43:52,040 --> 00:43:53,600
Speaker 1: was like how do you stop a phone in a while,

741
00:43:53,640 --> 00:43:55,520
Speaker 1: and he's like, I told him I am ship. He

742
00:43:55,640 --> 00:43:59,040
Speaker 1: believed me, but I think he only believed them because

743
00:43:59,080 --> 00:44:00,920
Speaker 1: he just took too when of dollars in the phone

744
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:04,880
Speaker 1: from this other dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly, and then

745
00:44:04,920 --> 00:44:08,040
Speaker 1: it might have been a different situation. If he didn't

746
00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:09,480
Speaker 1: get nothing from me to one of them, he might

747
00:44:09,520 --> 00:44:12,600
Speaker 1: have been real mad. But if he's like, I got

748
00:44:12,640 --> 00:44:15,960
Speaker 1: a phone, I think it is his friend didn't go. Yeah,

749
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:21,880
Speaker 1: you do, like that's it, like sing, you trying our robbery.

750
00:44:24,760 --> 00:44:31,040
Speaker 1: I'm going down down all right. Back my friend in

751
00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:35,200
Speaker 1: Savannah got robbed at it. It was a group of

752
00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:38,160
Speaker 1: being got robbed. So already it's a little embarrassing because

753
00:44:38,160 --> 00:44:44,080
Speaker 1: they're like they're like three dudes get robbed by two dudes. Yeah,

754
00:44:44,480 --> 00:44:46,920
Speaker 1: and then the guy said, the guy said he had

755
00:44:46,960 --> 00:44:49,160
Speaker 1: a gun, but he never showed it and didn't have

756
00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:51,640
Speaker 1: it in his hand when he was, you know, when

757
00:44:51,680 --> 00:44:53,640
Speaker 1: he was trying to like roll up on him. And

758
00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:57,319
Speaker 1: so then the biggest dude in the bunch, the biggest dude,

759
00:44:57,440 --> 00:44:59,160
Speaker 1: so he rose up and he's like hey, you know,

760
00:44:59,520 --> 00:45:01,719
Speaker 1: come up everything and you know I got a gun.

761
00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:03,719
Speaker 1: Don't make me show with Blah, Blah Blah. And so

762
00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:08,840
Speaker 1: there's a moment where clearly the robber has lost full confidence,

763
00:45:09,120 --> 00:45:11,959
Speaker 1: where he's like, I hope they believe me. Then there's

764
00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:14,360
Speaker 1: a moment where my friend is like does he have

765
00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:17,480
Speaker 1: a gun? And then it all, like, the whole silence

766
00:45:17,520 --> 00:45:21,040
Speaker 1: gets broken by the biggest dude out of them grabbing

767
00:45:21,120 --> 00:45:25,520
Speaker 1: his whip and being like here you go, and what's happened?

768
00:45:25,840 --> 00:45:27,960
Speaker 1: They were just like, I guess you've just decided how

769
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:31,839
Speaker 1: this dance is gonna go. And then afterwards they those dudes,

770
00:45:31,920 --> 00:45:34,000
Speaker 1: run off with their wallets and stuff, and then he

771
00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:35,920
Speaker 1: asked me. He's like, what is wrong with you? Why

772
00:45:35,960 --> 00:45:38,239
Speaker 1: would you? They like didn't they didn't have they at

773
00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:39,960
Speaker 1: least didn't have the guns in their hands. In that

774
00:45:40,160 --> 00:45:43,000
Speaker 1: moment they're just two dudes in our faces right and

775
00:45:43,120 --> 00:45:45,520
Speaker 1: then I'll never forget this dude because he's big, but

776
00:45:47,040 --> 00:45:49,319
Speaker 1: he's like why would you do that? What's wrong? Then

777
00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:59,120
Speaker 1: he goes. I was in shock this I was this shock.

778
00:46:00,920 --> 00:46:04,680
Speaker 1: I didn't know what to do. He didn't want no problems.

779
00:46:05,040 --> 00:46:08,160
Speaker 1: Thank God, I've never been that situation, you know it's

780
00:46:08,560 --> 00:46:11,680
Speaker 1: because you want to think you'd be like no, dude,

781
00:46:11,719 --> 00:46:15,839
Speaker 1: I knew he first moved to Atlanta, Birmingham and dude

782
00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:17,759
Speaker 1: rolled up bottom want a gun and was really like hey,

783
00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:20,839
Speaker 1: you know what this is, and he was like, man,

784
00:46:21,040 --> 00:46:23,560
Speaker 1: come on, I just moved here. He was like, okay,

785
00:46:25,280 --> 00:46:29,160
Speaker 1: give me your ship. He was like is good. It's

786
00:46:29,200 --> 00:46:30,960
Speaker 1: like you know you're really giving your city of a

787
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:33,440
Speaker 1: bad name right now. All right, just give me a

788
00:46:33,560 --> 00:46:36,120
Speaker 1: week to move my ship in Bro at least to me,

789
00:46:36,200 --> 00:46:37,560
Speaker 1: like I gotta get a new car. I don't even

790
00:46:37,560 --> 00:46:40,719
Speaker 1: know my address and everything. And the guy was like no, man,

791
00:46:40,800 --> 00:46:45,200
Speaker 1: I don't care. All right, we'll help me open some branctices.

792
00:46:45,239 --> 00:46:54,360
Speaker 1: At least needs to be rebuilt. Damn it, here I

793
00:46:54,480 --> 00:46:57,560
Speaker 1: don't even know my address. All right, let's take a

794
00:46:57,800 --> 00:47:12,080
Speaker 1: quick break. We'll be right back. And we're back. And

795
00:47:12,520 --> 00:47:15,480
Speaker 1: you were saying, I want this to be like just

796
00:47:17,320 --> 00:47:20,840
Speaker 1: helpful for people. Is it gonna Sound Not Nice? Probably,

797
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:25,240
Speaker 1: but I don't I think we have to start acknowledging

798
00:47:26,239 --> 00:47:31,440
Speaker 1: the levels of relationships we have with people, because I

799
00:47:31,520 --> 00:47:33,840
Speaker 1: think now we're all trying to call each other friends,

800
00:47:35,440 --> 00:47:39,680
Speaker 1: and I think that's not helping anybody. I think the

801
00:47:39,840 --> 00:47:45,880
Speaker 1: term acquaintance needs to come back uh, coworkers. I think

802
00:47:45,920 --> 00:47:48,920
Speaker 1: we need to acknowledge that there's limits there. You know

803
00:47:49,480 --> 00:47:54,040
Speaker 1: someone that I just know. Sure, like we're familiar. There's

804
00:47:54,080 --> 00:47:58,160
Speaker 1: like familiar acquaintance friends you know, like I think coworkers like.

805
00:47:58,200 --> 00:48:02,080
Speaker 1: I think we need to start reinstituting these levels of

806
00:48:02,200 --> 00:48:05,680
Speaker 1: like knowing people, because I think peoples like now because,

807
00:48:05,719 --> 00:48:07,600
Speaker 1: like with social media, you feel like you know people

808
00:48:07,640 --> 00:48:12,520
Speaker 1: when you don't really know them and it's creating a

809
00:48:12,680 --> 00:48:16,400
Speaker 1: false sense of like familiarity with people, because there's a

810
00:48:16,480 --> 00:48:20,400
Speaker 1: lot of comments that I have to delete on my

811
00:48:20,560 --> 00:48:24,719
Speaker 1: social media because somebody thought they said something funny. So

812
00:48:24,880 --> 00:48:26,520
Speaker 1: I was talking about like sins. I'm like, Um, I

813
00:48:26,560 --> 00:48:29,640
Speaker 1: had put up like I think it was a something

814
00:48:29,719 --> 00:48:34,239
Speaker 1: for the emmys, right, and some guy commented. He was

815
00:48:34,320 --> 00:48:37,000
Speaker 1: like well, did you really go to the emmies that

816
00:48:37,080 --> 00:48:38,759
Speaker 1: we're just sitting there and hold your slippers, and I'm

817
00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:45,160
Speaker 1: like elete right. Also, if someone says something, this is

818
00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:48,320
Speaker 1: a fun little fact, if someone says something rude to

819
00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:53,719
Speaker 1: you on the Internet on your page, you don't have

820
00:48:53,880 --> 00:48:59,480
Speaker 1: to engage. They came looking for you. You don't know them.

821
00:49:00,040 --> 00:49:02,960
Speaker 1: M Right. You know how you get rid of a

822
00:49:03,160 --> 00:49:12,760
Speaker 1: rude comment on instagram where the spam? It disappears immediately. Anything.

823
00:49:12,840 --> 00:49:16,360
Speaker 1: I don't like spam, and then I block them, and

824
00:49:16,480 --> 00:49:19,440
Speaker 1: then I block them. I blocked. My favorite thing is

825
00:49:19,480 --> 00:49:23,720
Speaker 1: the black people. You say one slick thing, bitch, jail

826
00:49:24,040 --> 00:49:30,560
Speaker 1: off to jail. Dude, turn into a monarch when you're

827
00:49:31,239 --> 00:49:38,520
Speaker 1: banishing them. Fish is also like hey, I tell you twitter,

828
00:49:38,640 --> 00:49:44,600
Speaker 1: these robots races. Yeah, I have them, require no work,

829
00:49:44,600 --> 00:49:47,160
Speaker 1: because I was like because basically, if you reported as

830
00:49:47,160 --> 00:49:49,520
Speaker 1: any other thing, it's like this is how this person.

831
00:49:50,600 --> 00:49:53,239
Speaker 1: I'm a big mute guy. I go mute every time.

832
00:49:53,280 --> 00:49:56,640
Speaker 1: I don't block because I don't give people the satisfaction

833
00:49:56,719 --> 00:49:58,880
Speaker 1: of the block, because then they post like Oh, I

834
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:03,160
Speaker 1: guess they clear in the little online debate. But if

835
00:50:03,200 --> 00:50:07,200
Speaker 1: you just mute them, they're just talking to themselves for months.

836
00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:10,360
Speaker 1: Sometimes it's great. I'll check in on them too and

837
00:50:10,400 --> 00:50:13,080
Speaker 1: they'll still be mad and I'm like, all right, I'm

838
00:50:13,080 --> 00:50:17,480
Speaker 1: living rent, rent free because because you're not engaging drives

839
00:50:17,560 --> 00:50:20,640
Speaker 1: people fucking crazy. I love it. But as soon as

840
00:50:20,680 --> 00:50:24,719
Speaker 1: you're blocked is then you can't you can't continue the conversation.

841
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Speaker 1: But I don't know. But I'm saying the crazy guy

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Speaker 1: who's saying the racist stuff, he's gonna he's gonna just

843
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Speaker 1: move on to another target. You Mute Him and then

844
00:50:35,160 --> 00:50:37,279
Speaker 1: you're still the target for a while and he's just

845
00:50:37,719 --> 00:50:41,200
Speaker 1: in his room going why hasn't she responded to my

846
00:50:43,760 --> 00:50:49,320
Speaker 1: that's the worst kind of jail. That's a jail right twitter.

847
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Speaker 1: I don't go on twitter because the hellscape and to

848
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Speaker 1: this day I still don't know how they actually works,

849
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Speaker 1: but for me it's that whole. Well, they couldn't handle

850
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Speaker 1: a little bit once I blocked like my friends know,

851
00:51:05,080 --> 00:51:07,279
Speaker 1: I'm very good at like cutting off some people. Like

852
00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:10,680
Speaker 1: cutting someone off if they had been hurtful or disrespectful

853
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Speaker 1: to me and if they don't feel like they need

854
00:51:13,280 --> 00:51:15,800
Speaker 1: to apologize and are going to apologize, then you no

855
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:21,440
Speaker 1: longer get friends with me, because friend breakups are just

856
00:51:21,960 --> 00:51:25,560
Speaker 1: regular breakups. But if you have taken the time to

857
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Speaker 1: decide that you're going to be a hot uttered ask

858
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Speaker 1: I I'm going to take my good time and not

859
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Speaker 1: fucking speak to you even when I see you, so

860
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Speaker 1: I don't do the mout online. I yeah like that.

861
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Speaker 1: You'RE gonna stand correctly in front of me and you're

862
00:51:47,520 --> 00:51:53,160
Speaker 1: going to see me say hi to everybody, because what

863
00:51:53,280 --> 00:51:55,160
Speaker 1: are my friends? He thinks he's doing that to me

864
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Speaker 1: right now and when he doesn't know that I'm all

865
00:51:59,400 --> 00:52:02,080
Speaker 1: mutual meday. Now who's gonna Talk First? I don't know.

866
00:52:02,280 --> 00:52:05,520
Speaker 1: It should be him because he started this movie, but

867
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Speaker 1: at the end of the day he was an acquaintance

868
00:52:08,719 --> 00:52:12,560
Speaker 1: with so an acquaintance. If you losing acquaintance to lose nothing,

869
00:52:12,960 --> 00:52:16,000
Speaker 1: do you have to think? Has My life changed at

870
00:52:16,080 --> 00:52:20,719
Speaker 1: all since not speaking to this man? No, has my

871
00:52:20,840 --> 00:52:23,759
Speaker 1: life changed at all? I'm not speaking to this girl. No,

872
00:52:24,719 --> 00:52:27,000
Speaker 1: if your life is not changing a significant way from

873
00:52:27,040 --> 00:52:29,960
Speaker 1: not speaking to somebody, they're really what value were they

874
00:52:29,960 --> 00:52:32,360
Speaker 1: adding to you in the first because people want to

875
00:52:32,400 --> 00:52:34,880
Speaker 1: act like well, you just be friends. Everybody is friends

876
00:52:34,920 --> 00:52:40,520
Speaker 1: with somebody because you get something from it, period, whether

877
00:52:40,680 --> 00:52:43,040
Speaker 1: it's you know, it's me, and me and Josh are

878
00:52:43,120 --> 00:52:50,680
Speaker 1: friends because me and Josh have a shared experience and

879
00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:54,520
Speaker 1: we understand each other and we laugh and we talk

880
00:52:54,680 --> 00:52:57,000
Speaker 1: or whatever. We and Josh are friends because we like

881
00:52:57,200 --> 00:53:00,480
Speaker 1: talking to each other and we understand each other. But

882
00:53:00,640 --> 00:53:02,600
Speaker 1: if it gets to a point with somebody where it's

883
00:53:02,640 --> 00:53:05,600
Speaker 1: like this isn't working or this isn't can you lose

884
00:53:05,680 --> 00:53:07,560
Speaker 1: that person? And that is fine and it can be

885
00:53:07,640 --> 00:53:09,840
Speaker 1: hurtful as it is, but you have to know if

886
00:53:09,880 --> 00:53:13,960
Speaker 1: somebody's AQUAINTANS and they're coming at you with friends. You're

887
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:22,640
Speaker 1: like hey, this is like I'm that's I'm very careful

888
00:53:22,640 --> 00:53:24,800
Speaker 1: about who I give my phone number two or like,

889
00:53:25,200 --> 00:53:27,480
Speaker 1: because there somebody was like, oh, we're friends, and I'm like, Bro,

890
00:53:27,880 --> 00:53:32,279
Speaker 1: I know you because stand up. If it wasn't four,

891
00:53:32,400 --> 00:53:37,600
Speaker 1: stand up, I wouldn't know you. Do you have to.

892
00:53:37,800 --> 00:53:41,240
Speaker 1: Can say the same thing with my sister. I'm like, listen,

893
00:53:41,320 --> 00:53:44,040
Speaker 1: I know you because we grew up in the same house,

894
00:53:44,760 --> 00:53:48,120
Speaker 1: but like, we're not cool with each other, so stop

895
00:53:48,200 --> 00:53:58,160
Speaker 1: trying to invite me to Christmas. You know what I mean? Well,

896
00:53:58,480 --> 00:54:00,080
Speaker 1: not only did we not have time to get to

897
00:54:00,160 --> 00:54:01,960
Speaker 1: the stories, we didn't have time to get to our

898
00:54:02,040 --> 00:54:05,960
Speaker 1: underrated but we got plenty of great underrated. It's like

899
00:54:06,120 --> 00:54:09,719
Speaker 1: the new reporting spam, the muting people in real life,

900
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:12,960
Speaker 1: h calling people acquaintances instead of I feel like that,

901
00:54:14,480 --> 00:54:18,800
Speaker 1: like you are an acquaintance. Is a great thing. Somebody

902
00:54:19,680 --> 00:54:27,920
Speaker 1: friends are collegue, colleague, something more. Colleagues, collegue, how happens

903
00:54:27,920 --> 00:54:30,600
Speaker 1: to like, don't like. We are not friends, we are

904
00:54:30,760 --> 00:54:36,640
Speaker 1: lovers and honestly, like saying lovers in this day and

905
00:54:36,680 --> 00:54:39,879
Speaker 1: age is a is a weird thing. Sometimes that's what it's.

906
00:54:41,320 --> 00:54:44,520
Speaker 1: Sometimes it's like people want to say friends with your lovers. No, no, no, no,

907
00:54:44,600 --> 00:54:47,600
Speaker 1: we're loving night loves in the night time. Yeah, because

908
00:54:47,600 --> 00:54:51,520
Speaker 1: it implies friendship and really it's just lovered him. Friends

909
00:54:51,560 --> 00:54:55,840
Speaker 1: of benefits. Means you were friends first. Yeah, lovers and

910
00:54:55,920 --> 00:54:59,759
Speaker 1: somebody you look up with you. A woman once told me.

911
00:55:00,160 --> 00:55:03,120
Speaker 1: She said, I've taken a young lover, Um, and I

912
00:55:03,200 --> 00:55:06,600
Speaker 1: thought that was kind of a cool way. She was like,

913
00:55:06,920 --> 00:55:09,000
Speaker 1: you know, she was like thirty one and like her

914
00:55:09,400 --> 00:55:13,800
Speaker 1: her boyfriend like enough, she's not all enough. Yeah, I

915
00:55:14,200 --> 00:55:24,080
Speaker 1: don't think that. But no, if you're not over taking

916
00:55:24,120 --> 00:55:27,600
Speaker 1: a young lover. Yes, I'm almost taking a lover age

917
00:55:27,640 --> 00:55:31,360
Speaker 1: and I'm not excited about it. But yeah, so I

918
00:55:31,440 --> 00:55:33,759
Speaker 1: guess we did what we were supposed to do today. Yeah, yeah,

919
00:55:34,400 --> 00:55:36,880
Speaker 1: I don't say. Where can people find you? Follow you,

920
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:40,920
Speaker 1: get reported as spamed by you. I am listen. You

921
00:55:41,040 --> 00:55:44,400
Speaker 1: do it to yourself, you know, don't them. Did it,

922
00:55:44,719 --> 00:55:46,239
Speaker 1: like somebody said. He was like, Oh, you got the

923
00:55:46,280 --> 00:55:49,239
Speaker 1: guy fired. I said no, he got there. You Go.

924
00:55:50,520 --> 00:55:53,880
Speaker 1: It's D you, elsie eat, S L O and on

925
00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:58,360
Speaker 1: the social media's underrated. Is She with sharp? She's Silky

926
00:55:58,480 --> 00:56:01,840
Speaker 1: jumbo on all of the social media platforms. That produced

927
00:56:01,880 --> 00:56:04,440
Speaker 1: her one woman show. Don't reach in the bag, Um,

928
00:56:05,080 --> 00:56:07,480
Speaker 1: that's where Matt Listen To. Hold Up. New episodes come

929
00:56:07,480 --> 00:56:12,320
Speaker 1: out every Thursday. The latest episode that came out is

930
00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:18,080
Speaker 1: bananas versus plantains, because Josh's mouth is broke. Don't, don't,

931
00:56:18,160 --> 00:56:20,320
Speaker 1: don't do this now. Don't do this now, because you

932
00:56:20,400 --> 00:56:21,960
Speaker 1: know it's the end of the podcast. So I can't

933
00:56:22,040 --> 00:56:25,960
Speaker 1: learn myself because we can't be here forever. So you

934
00:56:26,080 --> 00:56:28,680
Speaker 1: stop in. All right. Look, so, if you're looking for

935
00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:33,960
Speaker 1: me on social on all this stuff, okay, if you're

936
00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:36,359
Speaker 1: looking for me all you can find me at Josh

937
00:56:36,360 --> 00:56:40,680
Speaker 1: shows and comedy, on Instagram, Tiktok and Youtube. All right.

938
00:56:41,200 --> 00:56:45,200
Speaker 1: And and my underrated is, honestly, I'll say it. It's

939
00:56:45,200 --> 00:56:47,440
Speaker 1: a little conceited, but I'll go there. It's hold up.

940
00:56:47,719 --> 00:56:51,480
Speaker 1: We have a great time. We love doing this podcast together. Um,

941
00:56:51,800 --> 00:56:55,000
Speaker 1: it comes out every Thursday. I have another podcast that

942
00:56:55,200 --> 00:56:59,239
Speaker 1: do with a mutual friend of ours, Logan. It's called

943
00:56:59,280 --> 00:57:01,319
Speaker 1: the Josh John and show, and that also comes out

944
00:57:01,360 --> 00:57:04,440
Speaker 1: on Thursdays. So check us out and have some fun

945
00:57:04,560 --> 00:57:07,680
Speaker 1: with us and go into your weekend right. Yeah, please do.

946
00:57:07,760 --> 00:57:14,200
Speaker 1: It's a very good show. Josh was telling wild stories show.

947
00:57:14,320 --> 00:57:18,760
Speaker 1: I don't know how he's still here. Yeah, that's what

948
00:57:18,880 --> 00:57:23,680
Speaker 1: Logan says. He's like, have you not died? You or

949
00:57:23,760 --> 00:57:25,640
Speaker 1: you need a book, like, do things need to happen

950
00:57:25,680 --> 00:57:27,600
Speaker 1: if you need to write a book, or we just

951
00:57:27,680 --> 00:57:30,800
Speaker 1: need to be glass that that you're covered in the

952
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Speaker 1: blood of yeah, that's those Mama prayers. That those Mama prayers.

953
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Speaker 1: That is is there a tweet or some of the

954
00:57:39,680 --> 00:57:45,080
Speaker 1: work of social media you guys have been enjoying? Um, HMM,

955
00:57:45,480 --> 00:57:50,400
Speaker 1: good question. I actually really like your uh, your instagram.

956
00:57:51,320 --> 00:57:54,040
Speaker 1: The way you curate your stories is very well done.

957
00:57:54,720 --> 00:57:58,440
Speaker 1: You take us on a journey. My favorite, well, I

958
00:57:58,560 --> 00:58:02,200
Speaker 1: see a lot of twitter on stagram because, Um, I'm

959
00:58:02,200 --> 00:58:04,840
Speaker 1: a grown up, but my favorite one that I have

960
00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:10,000
Speaker 1: seen so far is um, with all the African joffre

961
00:58:10,080 --> 00:58:13,160
Speaker 1: went through the ocean. You're surprised as a Black Mermaid. YEA,

962
00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:18,000
Speaker 1: my favorite. Yeah, if you aren't aware of the translation,

963
00:58:18,320 --> 00:58:21,200
Speaker 1: just look at the history of that and then you'll

964
00:58:21,240 --> 00:58:26,760
Speaker 1: go she's right, she's right, she's right. So, yeah, that's

965
00:58:26,760 --> 00:58:30,560
Speaker 1: been my favorite instagram amazing. Well, thank you, guys so

966
00:58:30,680 --> 00:58:33,880
Speaker 1: much for joining us. I really appreciate it. Thanks for

967
00:58:33,920 --> 00:58:37,040
Speaker 1: spending all the time with us. Matt Leeb, thank you

968
00:58:37,120 --> 00:58:39,479
Speaker 1: so much for joining us. Co Host. Where can people

969
00:58:39,680 --> 00:58:43,040
Speaker 1: find you? Follow you all that good stuff. Yeah, thank

970
00:58:43,080 --> 00:58:47,080
Speaker 1: you for having me. You can find me on Instagram

971
00:58:47,320 --> 00:58:50,680
Speaker 1: at Matt Leave Jokes Um, or twitter at Matt Leeb

972
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Speaker 1: Al I eb Um. And also, yeah, if you love

973
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Speaker 1: the wire and you want to listen to podcasts about

974
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Speaker 1: it where we rewatch it, listen to pod yourself the wire.

975
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Speaker 1: It just started and, uh, it's a it's a lot

976
00:59:03,280 --> 00:59:06,000
Speaker 1: of fun. I think people will like it. Yeah, check

977
00:59:06,040 --> 00:59:08,400
Speaker 1: it out. Um, is there tweeter, some other work of

978
00:59:08,560 --> 00:59:12,120
Speaker 1: social media you've been enjoying? Yes, there is a tweet

979
00:59:12,200 --> 00:59:16,600
Speaker 1: that I have been laughing at Um for a while now. Um,

980
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:21,560
Speaker 1: it's from comedian writer Tim Barnes. Right after the queen died,

981
00:59:21,800 --> 00:59:25,640
Speaker 1: he tweeted her final words were elves can't be black,

982
00:59:26,760 --> 00:59:30,760
Speaker 1: which right? which is you know, the a lot of people,

983
00:59:30,800 --> 00:59:33,040
Speaker 1: with the new Lord of the Ring Show, are losing

984
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Speaker 1: their minds. Over black elves. So I thought that was

985
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Speaker 1: very good. You can find me on twitter at Jack

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00:59:38,240 --> 00:59:42,000
Speaker 1: Underscore O'Brien. Uh tweet I've been enjoying. Patrick Rad and

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00:59:42,080 --> 00:59:45,760
Speaker 1: Keith tweeted NYT reporter. So what we found was that

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Speaker 1: two plus three equals five the daily. Huh. Wait, wait

989
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Speaker 1: a second, I just want to make sure I understand this.

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Speaker 1: So what you're saying is that too plus three equals

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Speaker 1: five New York Times reporter. Exactly. That's a great way

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01:00:01,200 --> 01:00:05,440
Speaker 1: to put it. Um, that was a good uh lighted

993
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Speaker 1: ribbing of the daily. They give some good reportage, but sure.

994
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Speaker 1: But you know, sometimes I'm just like, what do we

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Speaker 1: need Barbaro for? I'm sorry. And then Matt McDermott tweeted

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Speaker 1: this is why I love Baltimore, and it's the picture

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Speaker 1: of one of those baby changing tables. Uh, and somebody

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Speaker 1: wrote in sharp on it. Play sacrifice here. Hail Satan

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Speaker 1: Um and just well executed groups someone who's about to

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Speaker 1: be a dad, I really appreciate yeah, Um, you can

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Speaker 1: find me on twitter at Jack Underscore. Brian. You can

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Speaker 1: find us on twitter at daily Zeitgeist. We're at the

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Speaker 1: daily Zeitgeist. On instagram we have a facebook fan page

1004
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Speaker 1: and a website, daily's like guys dot com, where he

1005
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Speaker 1: post our episodes and our footnotes where we link offic

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Speaker 1: information that we talked about today's episode. I did it,

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Speaker 1: you know it. As well as a song that we

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Speaker 1: is very good. Um, the alchemist still out here doing it? UH, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know how miles is so poetic

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Speaker 1: when he's describing his songs, but it's just a just

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