WEBVTT - The Worst AI Products Coming This Year 0:00:01.760 --> 0:00:07.400 Al Zone Media. Oh my goodness, it's it could happen here, 0:00:07.600 --> 0:00:11.879 a podcast that is about things falling apart are Dystopian 0:00:12.200 --> 0:00:16.040 now and tomorrow, And for the last several days has 0:00:16.079 --> 0:00:19.400 been heavily about the Consumer Electronics Show, which is a 0:00:19.440 --> 0:00:21.520 huge event every year where one hundred and twenty to 0:00:21.520 --> 0:00:24.680 one hundred and fifty thousand people flood into Las Vegas 0:00:24.720 --> 0:00:26.840 to show off all of the new gadgets and to 0:00:26.880 --> 0:00:30.040 have big, fancy panels on the future of technology. And 0:00:30.040 --> 0:00:32.720 this has been a particularly good year for the Dystopia beat. 0:00:32.800 --> 0:00:36.200 Part of that because the entire industry is obsessed right 0:00:36.240 --> 0:00:40.120 now with artificial intelligence. Now there's a couple reasons for this. 0:00:40.600 --> 0:00:45.120 Every laptop manufacturer is basically throwing out laptops with AI assistance. 0:00:45.200 --> 0:00:49.400 Microsoft's is Copilot, and they're doing this because laptop sales 0:00:49.400 --> 0:00:51.879 have stalled a lot of people, like the pandemic was 0:00:51.880 --> 0:00:55.600 great for laptop sales, and then people stopped buying them 0:00:55.680 --> 0:00:58.920 because most people don't need to replace their laptops very often. 0:00:59.280 --> 0:01:01.600 So there's this death spread hope that by scaring everybody 0:01:01.680 --> 0:01:05.080 into thinking they need AI immediately, they can get folks 0:01:05.120 --> 0:01:08.080 to buy a new raft of machines, and outside of that, 0:01:08.160 --> 0:01:10.600 it's just as I'm sure you're aware, with interest rates 0:01:10.640 --> 0:01:14.400 where they are companies, Tech companies, particularly startups, are having 0:01:14.440 --> 0:01:18.560 trouble getting VC money venture capital money invested in them. 0:01:18.600 --> 0:01:21.160 So there's this kind of desperate hope that by plugging 0:01:21.240 --> 0:01:24.120 AI constantly they can fill in the gap. So today 0:01:24.640 --> 0:01:26.480 we have probably in a week or two, we're going 0:01:26.520 --> 0:01:29.360 to have be putting out a long investigation based on 0:01:29.480 --> 0:01:31.840 number of panels we went to with executives from Google, 0:01:31.880 --> 0:01:35.800 from weirdly enough McDonald's, from Adobe, from Nvidia, from the 0:01:35.800 --> 0:01:40.959 Consumer Electronics Association, in multiple government agencies including DHS, on 0:01:41.240 --> 0:01:43.480 what they see as the future of AI. That's going 0:01:43.520 --> 0:01:45.880 to be some pretty in depth reporting. But today we 0:01:46.000 --> 0:01:49.320 want to talk about the AI products that we've been 0:01:49.360 --> 0:01:52.160 seeing and as a spoiler, they're basically all the dumbest 0:01:52.200 --> 0:01:53.880 shit you've ever heard of. So I want to introduce 0:01:53.920 --> 0:01:58.480 our panel today. Coming back after catching a horrible, horrible 0:01:58.560 --> 0:02:02.320 lung infection, throat infection, some kind of infection. Yeah, Garrison 0:02:02.360 --> 0:02:05.120 got strep throat and despite the fact that we've been 0:02:05.160 --> 0:02:07.800 hanging out together, I did not, which does prove I'm 0:02:07.840 --> 0:02:12.680 genetically superior. We also have Tavia Mora coming back our 0:02:12.760 --> 0:02:17.280 technical expert. Hello Tavia, Howdy everybody, and for the first 0:02:17.320 --> 0:02:19.480 time on well, no, not for the first time, for 0:02:19.560 --> 0:02:22.560 the third time on It could happen here. The upcoming 0:02:22.600 --> 0:02:26.080 host of the cool Zone media tech focused show Better 0:02:26.160 --> 0:02:28.360 Offline ed zitron. 0:02:28.200 --> 0:02:34.160 Ed Wi Guan Hello, Hey, yeah, sorry, Hi, Yeah, hit 0:02:34.200 --> 0:02:35.680 my head on the way, and yeah. 0:02:35.560 --> 0:02:38.720 It's a truly awful show this year. 0:02:39.120 --> 0:02:41.560 The thing that I said to Robert yesterday when we 0:02:41.560 --> 0:02:43.120 were talking about the show, and this really stood out 0:02:43.160 --> 0:02:44.960 to me, is if you had told me this was 0:02:44.960 --> 0:02:47.520 twenty twenty one, I'd have believed you. It doesn't feel 0:02:47.560 --> 0:02:49.720 despite the use of the word AI, it does not 0:02:49.880 --> 0:02:52.519 feel like tech has actually moved that far. 0:02:53.760 --> 0:02:55.040 And it's very strange. 0:02:55.639 --> 0:02:57.920 Yeah, there was this period of time after the iPhone 0:02:57.919 --> 0:02:59.720 came out where every year there would be really big 0:02:59.840 --> 0:03:02.440 lead in the tech you saw. And this part of 0:03:02.480 --> 0:03:05.079 I think why they're leaning on AI so heavily is 0:03:05.120 --> 0:03:09.520 otherwise it's just the same laptop, smartphones, speakers, connected gadgets, 0:03:09.560 --> 0:03:12.160 you know, autonomous cars and shit that we've been seeing 0:03:12.240 --> 0:03:15.840 for years and they really haven't jumped forward much. But 0:03:16.680 --> 0:03:20.200 you know, the downside of that is a lot of things. 0:03:20.200 --> 0:03:22.840 But the upside of that is people are increasingly cramming 0:03:22.880 --> 0:03:26.639 AI into insane shit in the hopes that somebody will 0:03:26.639 --> 0:03:28.520 want to buy it. And so I want to start 0:03:28.560 --> 0:03:32.280 off ed since you're you are not just our newest 0:03:32.360 --> 0:03:35.600 host but also a Las Vegas native. I think people 0:03:35.680 --> 0:03:39.920 could probably assume that from your Vegas accents. Yes, natural, Yeah, 0:03:39.920 --> 0:03:43.040 what is your favorite or the first AI product do 0:03:43.040 --> 0:03:44.200 you want to get into today? 0:03:44.440 --> 0:03:46.560 I want to talk about the rabbit. The rabbit on 0:03:46.560 --> 0:03:47.360 one Oh God. 0:03:47.480 --> 0:03:47.720 Yes. 0:03:48.200 --> 0:03:50.960 So this thing is a square box and I can't 0:03:51.000 --> 0:03:54.200 tell if it acts without your phone or with your phone, 0:03:54.240 --> 0:03:56.840 but it uses AI. You you speak into it, look 0:03:56.840 --> 0:04:00.120 a walk, dooky, and it does a series of actions 0:04:00.280 --> 0:04:01.680 what you say. So it can do all the things 0:04:01.720 --> 0:04:04.800 that Siri could do five years ago, like change music 0:04:04.840 --> 0:04:07.040 and start. But it also has like a three hundred 0:04:07.040 --> 0:04:10.920 and sixty degree camera, which can based on the extremely 0:04:11.080 --> 0:04:14.880 awkward and agonizing how a long demo twenty five minutes 0:04:14.920 --> 0:04:17.560 but on me it felt like an hour. It can 0:04:17.600 --> 0:04:20.240 look at a picture of rick Castle and start very 0:04:20.279 --> 0:04:23.840 and after several agonizing seconds stop playing never give you up. 0:04:24.120 --> 0:04:27.279 It can also it claims do a series of nuanced 0:04:27.279 --> 0:04:30.039 actions like you can say, get me a cab home 0:04:30.520 --> 0:04:33.800 and also put on my tunes and also change the 0:04:34.440 --> 0:04:39.719 air conditioned at seventy four degrees, all in one one sentence. 0:04:40.200 --> 0:04:43.080 Now you may think, why do I need to spend 0:04:43.120 --> 0:04:45.320 two hundred dollars on a device to do this? And 0:04:45.400 --> 0:04:48.640 the answer is you don't. You do not need to. 0:04:48.920 --> 0:04:51.520 This thing looks cool and on some level, I'm just 0:04:51.560 --> 0:04:52.799 glad we're getting new tat. 0:04:53.240 --> 0:04:55.720 Yeah, the design is not bad. It's like a square. 0:04:55.800 --> 0:04:57.120 It looks like it's maybe two to two and a 0:04:57.160 --> 0:04:59.080 half inches by two and a half inches or so 0:04:59.240 --> 0:05:02.520 something like that. Yeah, a little screen. It's like well 0:05:02.560 --> 0:05:05.760 designed from an industrial design standpoint, and I think the 0:05:05.800 --> 0:05:08.799 big Yeah, it looks like it's just that it's a 0:05:08.880 --> 0:05:12.279 It's a basically a seri that can use app It 0:05:12.320 --> 0:05:14.560 can use uber, It could book a flight for you. 0:05:14.560 --> 0:05:17.000 One of the things they show is it like planning 0:05:17.120 --> 0:05:19.560 a vacation in London for you, which does seem to 0:05:19.600 --> 0:05:21.919 kind of go against the point of like going somewhere 0:05:21.960 --> 0:05:24.039 new and like figuring out what you want to do there, 0:05:24.200 --> 0:05:26.440 as opposed to it's basically pulling from a list. I'm 0:05:26.480 --> 0:05:28.760 sure in the AI wrote of like top ten things 0:05:28.800 --> 0:05:29.600 to do in London. 0:05:29.800 --> 0:05:34.080 And it's just very weird because all of these tech guys, 0:05:34.160 --> 0:05:38.520 who they very loudly claim their free spirits. They're independent, 0:05:38.560 --> 0:05:41.280 they're not controlled by any authority, they cannot be manipulated, 0:05:41.600 --> 0:05:44.240 all desperately want a machine to tell them exactly what 0:05:44.279 --> 0:05:46.680 the hell to do with their lives. And it's so 0:05:46.880 --> 0:05:51.240 bizarre because they we were discussing the different articles about 0:05:51.240 --> 0:05:53.240 this and people trying to argue other thing these three exists. 0:05:53.240 --> 0:05:55.800 It's like, oh, it takes out the friction between all 0:05:55.800 --> 0:05:57.920 of these apps. I'm sorry, I just don't think there's 0:05:57.960 --> 0:05:58.640 that much friction. 0:05:58.800 --> 0:06:01.240 Pull up my phone. I'm on a yes, right, I 0:06:01.279 --> 0:06:03.680 pull out my phone, I pull up grub Hub, I 0:06:03.839 --> 0:06:07.000 order food. It's very simple. It's remarkably easy. I don't 0:06:07.040 --> 0:06:11.240 see how talking to a square is better, Like it's 0:06:11.240 --> 0:06:13.279 the same, Like I could call someone on the phone 0:06:13.680 --> 0:06:15.720 and do it hands free, or I could text them, 0:06:15.720 --> 0:06:18.240 and I always text them because that's more pleasant. 0:06:18.320 --> 0:06:20.080 I mean, like, I have my phone open to signal 0:06:20.160 --> 0:06:22.360 right now, I can swipe up go to Uber in 0:06:22.480 --> 0:06:26.760 less than a second, saying the words move from signal 0:06:26.880 --> 0:06:30.640 to the Uber app. Takes a whole lot longer than 0:06:30.760 --> 0:06:31.960 just doing it with my thumb. 0:06:32.320 --> 0:06:35.240 I also do love the idea of like completely ruining 0:06:35.279 --> 0:06:38.360 the point of signal, which is an encrypted, extremely secure 0:06:38.400 --> 0:06:41.839 messaging app, to be like, hey, random box, I want 0:06:41.880 --> 0:06:44.520 to feed my private messages through you and have you 0:06:44.640 --> 0:06:47.080 read them out to me as I go about my day. 0:06:47.360 --> 0:06:49.800 I don't know what your data retention policy is or 0:06:49.839 --> 0:06:51.760 what you'll be doing with it. 0:06:51.839 --> 0:06:54.560 They sold down and they made two million dollars. 0:06:54.400 --> 0:06:56.120 Like ten million of them ten thousand. 0:06:56.160 --> 0:06:59.359 Sorry, it's just and it's I've read. I read like 0:06:59.520 --> 0:07:02.880 eleven articles about this thing, because I occasionally drive myself 0:07:02.960 --> 0:07:05.520 insane with these things when I see everyone excited about something, 0:07:05.680 --> 0:07:07.480 but I can't read a single article that tells me 0:07:07.520 --> 0:07:11.080 why I should buy it, even though my rap brain says, oh, 0:07:11.120 --> 0:07:13.640 take with screen I want, but then I want to 0:07:13.760 --> 0:07:14.080 use it. 0:07:14.920 --> 0:07:16.520 But I'll have to explain this to. 0:07:16.520 --> 0:07:18.400 The normal people in my life why I have this, 0:07:18.480 --> 0:07:20.440 And I don't want to do that if it's useless. 0:07:20.480 --> 0:07:23.120 But on top of that, I just don't think controlling 0:07:23.160 --> 0:07:24.760 my life with voice is that useful. 0:07:24.800 --> 0:07:25.800 Yeah, I don't like that. 0:07:26.320 --> 0:07:28.240 I'm already and I think a lot of people are 0:07:28.280 --> 0:07:31.040 already kind of fed up with the extent to which 0:07:31.120 --> 0:07:33.520 my smartphone is a part of my life. Yeah, but 0:07:33.680 --> 0:07:36.520 like it does irreplaceable tasks at the moment for me. 0:07:36.640 --> 0:07:39.440 So I have it this thing is number one, adding 0:07:39.440 --> 0:07:42.040 a device because I think it does require your phone. 0:07:42.440 --> 0:07:45.480 But it's also, like you know, in addition to the 0:07:45.520 --> 0:07:48.600 current problems I have with privacy on my smartphone, I 0:07:48.640 --> 0:07:52.160 am adding another company and another device and another set 0:07:52.200 --> 0:07:55.280 of security potential security flaws to it. 0:07:55.480 --> 0:07:57.920 But on top of that, the thing they have failed 0:07:57.920 --> 0:08:01.520 to explain anywhere no jealous apparently is interrogate them about 0:08:01.520 --> 0:08:04.920 this is they claim this thing can log onto your 0:08:05.040 --> 0:08:08.600 Uber and make a flight booking, ostensibly having your passport information, 0:08:08.640 --> 0:08:11.680 your date of birth, and all this stuff. First and foremost, that's, 0:08:11.800 --> 0:08:14.040 like you mentioned, the data retention policy is very strange. 0:08:14.040 --> 0:08:16.200 But where is this crap all happening? Is it happening 0:08:16.240 --> 0:08:17.920 on my phone? Is my phone just doing all this? 0:08:18.080 --> 0:08:20.200 I refuse to believe that. So you're doing this in 0:08:20.200 --> 0:08:23.120 the kind of virtual machine environment. How is that possible? 0:08:23.200 --> 0:08:26.960 Surely these companies are going to have a problem with that. 0:08:27.200 --> 0:08:30.040 Mark Sullivan for Fast Company. Actually, I think ask them 0:08:30.080 --> 0:08:32.040 this and they were like, oh, yeah, they'll be fine 0:08:32.080 --> 0:08:34.320 with it. They just want people using their apps. I 0:08:34.360 --> 0:08:36.000 do not think they're going to be fine with this. 0:08:36.120 --> 0:08:39.280 Companies hate it when they hand off power from the user, 0:08:39.679 --> 0:08:41.840 who will still be liable to another computer. 0:08:42.320 --> 0:08:44.960 Yeah. Well, the other thing is just that, like part 0:08:44.960 --> 0:08:47.680 of me kind of suspects And when you watch the video, 0:08:47.679 --> 0:08:49.080 we'll play a clip from it in a second. The 0:08:49.120 --> 0:08:53.040 CEO of Rabbit very clearly, like a lot of guys 0:08:53.080 --> 0:08:55.800 in tech, wants to be Steve Jobs. And I will 0:08:55.840 --> 0:08:58.720 say one thing I kind of suspect that might actually 0:08:58.760 --> 0:09:01.120 be that would be a Steve Jobs move, is he 0:09:01.200 --> 0:09:03.760 may have just been hoping that this thing coming out 0:09:03.920 --> 0:09:06.640 selling a shitload on free order and getting huge buzz 0:09:06.840 --> 0:09:10.000 would force these companies after the fact to allow integration. 0:09:10.400 --> 0:09:12.520 Like he may just be gambling, like if I get 0:09:12.600 --> 0:09:15.080 enough buzz behind me, Uber and whatnot will come to 0:09:15.120 --> 0:09:17.120 the table and be willing to work with me, because 0:09:17.320 --> 0:09:20.200 suddenly this is like the Hippus new gadget. 0:09:19.880 --> 0:09:23.719 Except ten thousand customers is actually not that many. And 0:09:24.000 --> 0:09:27.200 I actually look forward to I really can't wait for 0:09:27.360 --> 0:09:30.120 two months to pass people to get this and someone 0:09:30.160 --> 0:09:32.080 to end up like sending the word penis to their 0:09:32.200 --> 0:09:35.040 or company slack because they wanted to order pizza, and 0:09:35.080 --> 0:09:37.679 on top of that, ordering a fly, ordering an uber. 0:09:37.720 --> 0:09:41.400 These are actually really nuanced actions. Coming to mandelay, baitenit 0:09:42.080 --> 0:09:44.880 Uber took me to the wrong place because it decided 0:09:44.880 --> 0:09:46.719 it wanted to go to the convention center. I did 0:09:46.760 --> 0:09:48.600 not select that. If you go to the airport, you 0:09:48.600 --> 0:09:50.400 need to put in Southwest Airlines and what have you. 0:09:51.080 --> 0:09:53.280 With grub hub, you need to do little bits. It's 0:09:53.400 --> 0:09:56.959 just most people don't order lunch. They order something for lunch, 0:09:57.040 --> 0:10:00.160 and I just don't. Ah, this whole thing just feels useless. 0:10:00.600 --> 0:10:04.199 Yeah. See, for me, it's the additional level of abstraction 0:10:04.480 --> 0:10:07.160 on top of these already abstracted apps that we use 0:10:07.240 --> 0:10:10.800 to order our basic necessities like eating and things like that. 0:10:11.200 --> 0:10:14.720 It worries me in sort of like a fantasy dystopic way. 0:10:14.840 --> 0:10:19.000 What happens when people suddenly don't use that after getting 0:10:19.040 --> 0:10:20.840 used to using it, Like what are they going to know? 0:10:20.920 --> 0:10:22.280 Are they going to know how to operate a door 0:10:22.360 --> 0:10:23.760 dash app? Are they going to know how to book 0:10:23.800 --> 0:10:25.160 a flight? That kind of thing. 0:10:25.840 --> 0:10:28.120 Yeah, it is kind of because one of the things 0:10:28.120 --> 0:10:30.199 there was a c neet review that said, like, well, 0:10:30.240 --> 0:10:33.880 the potential of this is that it completely removes physical 0:10:34.000 --> 0:10:36.040 use of a device. So you're using these apps, but 0:10:36.080 --> 0:10:38.160 they're just a part of your life. Uber's just a 0:10:38.200 --> 0:10:40.240 thing you talk to. You never look at anything when 0:10:40.280 --> 0:10:43.160 you do it, And like, is that better? Like I 0:10:43.200 --> 0:10:45.840 don't like the idea that you basically have a robot 0:10:46.160 --> 0:10:48.640 that you treat as like your nanny that plans your 0:10:48.640 --> 0:10:52.320 life for you. Like the amount of hype over there 0:10:52.360 --> 0:10:55.240 will be a more concerted piece about this coming out. 0:10:55.320 --> 0:10:57.040 But the first thing I thought when I looked at 0:10:57.040 --> 0:10:58.640 all these guys talking about how cool it was to 0:10:58.640 --> 0:11:00.440 be able to just tell a robot to book your 0:11:00.480 --> 0:11:03.120 flight and plan your travel and book your hotels for you. 0:11:03.640 --> 0:11:07.120 That's like part of the experience of traveling, and like 0:11:07.320 --> 0:11:09.920 choosing things to do is like one of the things 0:11:10.000 --> 0:11:13.600 that traveling is, and the desire so many people have 0:11:13.679 --> 0:11:17.200 to hand off elements of choice really reminds me of 0:11:17.240 --> 0:11:19.200 like cult dynamics, And I don't think this is a 0:11:19.240 --> 0:11:22.679 consumer thing. I think this is specifically a weird subculture 0:11:23.120 --> 0:11:26.040 of tech people of AI people, a lot of the 0:11:26.120 --> 0:11:28.480 same folks who got into NFTs. But this desire, like 0:11:28.920 --> 0:11:31.360 life is so complex and scary, I want to hand 0:11:31.400 --> 0:11:33.520 over all of my agency to a robot. It's the 0:11:33.520 --> 0:11:36.920 same thing that is behind a lot of like why 0:11:37.000 --> 0:11:40.000 people join cults. And I don't think this is a 0:11:40.040 --> 0:11:42.360 pro societal problem, but I think it is a weird 0:11:42.400 --> 0:11:44.520 problem with the group of people who are most excited 0:11:44.559 --> 0:11:45.520 to have a fucking rabbit. 0:11:46.400 --> 0:11:48.560 It seems like a sad thing to me that folks 0:11:48.679 --> 0:11:51.400 might only attend bars or restaurants that are rated like 0:11:51.480 --> 0:11:54.680 four point five and above that's decided by something else. Yeah, 0:11:54.679 --> 0:11:56.640 and they don't get to have this like experience of 0:11:56.679 --> 0:11:59.080 walking into like the sedious bar you've ever seen in 0:11:59.120 --> 0:12:02.240 your life and have like maybe possibly like a life 0:12:02.320 --> 0:12:03.120 changing experience. 0:12:03.280 --> 0:12:07.600 I was just in South Korea and we went to 0:12:08.400 --> 0:12:11.240 this fried chicken place that ended up being close actually 0:12:11.320 --> 0:12:13.280 was like we opened, but nobody was there, which made 0:12:13.320 --> 0:12:15.480 me just want to leave before getting killed. And so 0:12:15.720 --> 0:12:19.800 I just went to a random chicken place across the 0:12:19.880 --> 0:12:22.960 road from my hotel, and I thought, well, it'll feed me. 0:12:23.160 --> 0:12:25.800 It was wonderful, it was delightful. 0:12:25.400 --> 0:12:27.760 And it was I could not find any reviews for it. 0:12:27.760 --> 0:12:31.760 It was just a flipping place, and I don't I 0:12:31.800 --> 0:12:34.920 think these people who were desperate for a device like this, 0:12:34.920 --> 0:12:37.839 this kind of weird nanny device. First of all, I 0:12:37.840 --> 0:12:39.560 don't think they think about the practicalities of this. I 0:12:39.559 --> 0:12:41.960 don't think this is quicker or easier or better. But 0:12:42.000 --> 0:12:44.000 also they're like, oh, I wish I could just say 0:12:44.000 --> 0:12:46.360 one thing and all of these things could happen for me. 0:12:46.800 --> 0:12:48.480 Same people, by the way, who were saying that people 0:12:48.559 --> 0:12:50.400 need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps and do 0:12:50.480 --> 0:12:53.600 things for themselves. It's just I don't know if they'd 0:12:53.640 --> 0:12:56.480 even call it the stopian. It's just weird and sad 0:12:56.600 --> 0:12:56.840 to me. 0:12:57.520 --> 0:12:59.440 Speaking of weird and sad, We're going to move on 0:12:59.480 --> 0:13:02.040 to the next product in a second, but first I 0:13:02.040 --> 0:13:05.120 gotta play everybody, in case you haven't seen it or 0:13:05.160 --> 0:13:09.760 heard it, the CEO of Rabbit trying to rickroll the 0:13:09.800 --> 0:13:15.480 audience with his Hell device. Have you seen this, Garrison? Oh? Okay, 0:13:15.600 --> 0:13:21.200 eyes on the screen. Everybody to activate the eye, just 0:13:21.240 --> 0:13:28.760 double tap the button. Oh funny seeing you here, Rick. 0:13:33.120 --> 0:13:43.640 Let me take a look. You're never gonna give you up. 0:13:45.480 --> 0:13:45.920 Enjoy it? 0:13:49.559 --> 0:13:51.240 What am I getting rickrolled? 0:13:51.280 --> 0:13:51.640 In my own? 0:13:51.720 --> 0:13:53.679 Kenots. Let's move on to the next one. 0:13:54.080 --> 0:13:57.400 All right, I have a question real quick. So what 0:13:57.559 --> 0:14:00.320 is the functionality he just activated? Is it that you 0:14:00.400 --> 0:14:03.480 just put you point the eye at something and it 0:14:03.559 --> 0:14:04.679 chooses an Actually the. 0:14:04.640 --> 0:14:07.960 I automatically see Rick Astley and choose to play one 0:14:08.000 --> 0:14:10.599 specific song of his, Because that actually doesn't seem like 0:14:10.640 --> 0:14:12.440 a feature. That seems like a bug. 0:14:12.600 --> 0:14:17.000 Yeah, that seems like what happens if it sees certain people. 0:14:17.080 --> 0:14:19.880 Yeah, Jeffrey Epstein, Yeah, what happens if it sees Jeffrey Yeah, 0:14:19.880 --> 0:14:23.120 plays children screaming like what is how is this thing work? 0:14:23.280 --> 0:14:26.600 Booking trips to Florida. 0:14:28.080 --> 0:14:32.320 I maybe it's respectable that they showed how bad the 0:14:32.400 --> 0:14:35.440 lag is because that moment where there's quiet after he 0:14:35.600 --> 0:14:38.520 like clicks on, it is like it's loading, it's processing 0:14:38.600 --> 0:14:41.400 for a considerable period of time, and. 0:14:41.280 --> 0:14:44.240 It's just Also I feel for the bloke because I 0:14:44.240 --> 0:14:46.400 know he was probably so excited to do this and 0:14:46.440 --> 0:14:48.720 he's like, I'm going to be Steve Jobs. But man, 0:14:49.440 --> 0:14:51.880 when you can't perform, you don't perform, Like. 0:14:52.240 --> 0:14:53.760 Yeah, that's bad delivery. 0:14:54.320 --> 0:14:57.640 The did I just get Rick Rold in my own video? 0:14:57.960 --> 0:15:00.520 It was like that I forget what the movie's Oh 0:15:00.560 --> 0:15:01.080 hi mock. 0:15:01.360 --> 0:15:04.920 Yeah, it is and obviously like English is the reverse language, 0:15:04.920 --> 0:15:09.120 but like it's a performance. You like you practice, right, 0:15:09.200 --> 0:15:12.640 you get coached and stuff because you're trying to represent 0:15:12.680 --> 0:15:13.160 your company. 0:15:13.200 --> 0:15:15.680 Oh I tell you this from experiences I've run a 0:15:15.720 --> 0:15:19.200 the off. Yeah, that guy actually did practice because all 0:15:19.240 --> 0:15:23.080 of that was He's actual timing wasn't bad. He just 0:15:23.160 --> 0:15:24.720 does not have that dog in him. 0:15:24.960 --> 0:15:29.920 Yeah. Yeah, you bring in other people to do like that. Anyway, everybody, anyone, 0:15:30.160 --> 0:15:35.040 anyone's mind on the rabbit changed having seen that. Absolutely 0:15:35.080 --> 0:15:37.680 not Garrison has a look on their face. 0:15:37.960 --> 0:15:42.080 No, it's just like what I've always wanted in a 0:15:42.160 --> 0:15:44.280 tech gadget is be able to point at three to 0:15:44.280 --> 0:15:47.840 sixty five degree camera at a picture of a musician 0:15:47.840 --> 0:15:50.320 and then wait thirty seconds and then have an AI 0:15:50.480 --> 0:15:52.800 pick a random song of theirs. That's always what I 0:15:52.840 --> 0:15:53.720 wanted for the future. 0:15:53.960 --> 0:15:58.280 Yeah, yeah, that's that's the dream of fucking Archimedes had. 0:15:58.360 --> 0:15:58.760 That's right. 0:15:58.760 --> 0:16:01.640 It was when he was building his laser that we 0:16:01.680 --> 0:16:05.000 all saw in the most recent Indiana Jones film. Speaking 0:16:05.000 --> 0:16:08.800 of the most recent Indiana Jones film, this podcast is 0:16:08.960 --> 0:16:12.520 entirely sponsored by that movie. So here's some other ads. 0:16:22.680 --> 0:16:25.200 Why are we giving free advertising to Disney. 0:16:25.600 --> 0:16:26.200 Why are we. 0:16:27.800 --> 0:16:31.680 Why because that movie was so close to being worth it. 0:16:31.920 --> 0:16:38.760 That last twenty minutested no Nazis machine gunning Roman legionnaires 0:16:39.560 --> 0:16:40.360 pretty funny. 0:16:40.640 --> 0:16:42.560 Well, do you know who would have loved the s 0:16:43.440 --> 0:16:45.960 our Comedies? Probably? Yes, he probably would have would have 0:16:45.960 --> 0:16:53.160 had a great time. What what Nextarrison? The product do 0:16:53.200 --> 0:16:54.000 we want to talk about? 0:16:55.040 --> 0:16:57.560 How about the pet one? Garrison? You saw that? 0:16:57.680 --> 0:16:59.360 All right? So I think I think I think me 0:16:59.400 --> 0:17:01.960 and Ed saw chat GPT for animals. 0:17:02.360 --> 0:17:03.520 Oh yeah, damn it. 0:17:03.680 --> 0:17:08.400 Which is not really what it is saying. It's like 0:17:08.520 --> 0:17:11.720 it scans a picture of your dog and then tries 0:17:11.760 --> 0:17:13.639 to tell you if it has any health problem. It's 0:17:13.680 --> 0:17:17.280 based on that picture. It's it's. It's You're not You're 0:17:17.280 --> 0:17:19.080 not actually talking to your dog or anything. It just 0:17:19.119 --> 0:17:22.560 it takes pictures of animals and then it analyzes it 0:17:22.680 --> 0:17:25.000 to tell you how the dog is feeling. Blah blah 0:17:25.000 --> 0:17:27.560 blah blah blah. It's it's. I saw a product like 0:17:27.600 --> 0:17:29.840 this earlier at CES. I saw a product. I saw 0:17:29.840 --> 0:17:32.960 a product like this last year. They're just calling it 0:17:33.080 --> 0:17:35.920 chat GPT because it's an AI name. It's it's it's 0:17:35.920 --> 0:17:36.560 it's it's. 0:17:36.400 --> 0:17:39.040 It's hip like because people people, they're hoping that that 0:17:39.080 --> 0:17:40.639 will make people spend money up. 0:17:41.160 --> 0:17:43.679 It was every ces I see something that begins to 0:17:43.680 --> 0:17:50.080 make me disassociate and I walk I walked past there 0:17:50.119 --> 0:17:53.320 and Blovo the chat GPT for and my brain was 0:17:53.359 --> 0:17:55.960 just like, could she just like start like glitching out? 0:17:56.200 --> 0:17:57.560 And then when I went to look it up as 0:17:57.600 --> 0:18:00.720 Garrison did, I was so disappointed because I hope that 0:18:00.800 --> 0:18:02.960 these would just crackpots are like, yep, you put the 0:18:03.040 --> 0:18:05.600 microphone to your dog. Now you know your dog's saying 0:18:06.080 --> 0:18:08.720 that I would respect even if it didn't work, just 0:18:08.760 --> 0:18:10.520 if you're like, yeah, fuck it. Yeah, your cat's said 0:18:10.560 --> 0:18:13.480 he hates here. Your cat's been radicalized them Afraight. 0:18:14.600 --> 0:18:17.040 See, there's a fun product in here, which is you 0:18:17.080 --> 0:18:19.840 sell to Rubes and a product that you're like it 0:18:19.920 --> 0:18:24.240 translates your dog's micro expressions into language. And then the 0:18:24.400 --> 0:18:28.119 actual paying customers are sickos like us, and you just 0:18:28.160 --> 0:18:30.520 take control of somebody's pets voice. 0:18:30.600 --> 0:18:31.480 That would be so cool. 0:18:31.520 --> 0:18:33.960 You can have their like yeah, your cat's racist, now 0:18:34.000 --> 0:18:35.760 your dog's are Nazi like. 0:18:36.320 --> 0:18:39.080 This is this is the perfect product for HP. Lovecraft 0:18:39.200 --> 0:18:39.960 would have loved this. 0:18:43.880 --> 0:18:46.000 No, if you gave me like the show light to me, 0:18:46.160 --> 0:18:48.919 but for dogs on my phone, I would spend whatever 0:18:48.960 --> 0:18:50.960 you want A thousand dollars, I will geah. 0:18:51.440 --> 0:18:54.520 I wouldn't pay like average West Coast rent prices to 0:18:54.600 --> 0:18:57.720 be able to like gaslight some family into thinking their 0:18:57.760 --> 0:18:58.719 dog is a terrorist. 0:18:58.920 --> 0:19:01.639 See a friend of mine, Oh, what's what's wrong? Ed 0:19:03.160 --> 0:19:06.639 chat GPT said the I said that my dogs joined 0:19:06.680 --> 0:19:11.000 ISIS and I don't know. I don't know how he 0:19:11.040 --> 0:19:13.520 did it, but he's been He's talking about a caliphate 0:19:13.520 --> 0:19:15.800 according to the app. I don't know what this app 0:19:15.840 --> 0:19:18.040 is bankrupting me. I paid four and a half thousand 0:19:18.080 --> 0:19:19.320 dollars for this app a month. 0:19:19.359 --> 0:19:20.560 I don't know why I need it. 0:19:21.240 --> 0:19:25.119 So because so I unfortunately had to miss yesterday. So 0:19:25.160 --> 0:19:28.439 there was probably an endless number of tech innovations that 0:19:28.480 --> 0:19:31.000 I was unable to see because I had to miss 0:19:31.000 --> 0:19:33.159 one day. But with the help of penicil and I 0:19:33.200 --> 0:19:35.879 was able to return today to do one final. 0:19:35.720 --> 0:19:37.359 Chat GPT of antibiotics. 0:19:37.400 --> 0:19:40.520