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Speaker 1: Welcome back to alchemy. This I'm yours, Kevin Pollak's that. Yep.

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Speaker 1: Let's get to our first scene, shall we. Every week,

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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna try to figure out how to mess

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Speaker 1: it up at the beginning and try something different, right,

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Speaker 1: all right? So this one this week, UM, I decided

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Speaker 1: to pull from the weird news headlines that caught my

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Speaker 1: interest and um some stories that were pulled from there.

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Speaker 1: This first one is a combination of that and my

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Speaker 1: own imagination. Here we go. The advancements in artificial intelligence

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Speaker 1: has finally reached our homes in the form of housekeepers,

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Speaker 1: nanny's gardeners, and handyman and or women. With all great

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Speaker 1: advancement come setbacks. However, we take you now to the

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Speaker 1: home of Connie and Carl Fleckman, where the help well

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Speaker 1: need some help. So just again, the model is very,

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Speaker 1: very self efficient. So all you just need to do

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Speaker 1: is say exactly what you wanted to do, and then

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Speaker 1: you know it'll be able to do it clean. I'm

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Speaker 1: I'm a little I mean, I'm excited. Okay, I'm excited,

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Speaker 1: but I don't if something feels weird about it, Scott

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Speaker 1: Scott right, it's skit. Part of me skip. My wife here,

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Speaker 1: she works a lot and she but she also makes

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Speaker 1: it a point to keep our house clean. And there's

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Speaker 1: the breadwinner, yes, thank you, and the homemaker. I think so.

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Speaker 1: I was just thinking that, um, this product would be

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Speaker 1: a life saver, definitely benefit you. Yeah, I actually take

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Speaker 1: a lot of stress off of you. You know one

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Speaker 1: thing I can recommend. Also, there's additions to it that

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Speaker 1: can help organize as well as helps. You're a physician,

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Speaker 1: I am yes, so, and you a writer. So what

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Speaker 1: we can do with that is we'll have availabilities to

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Speaker 1: connect that to the hospital itself. What are we connecting

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Speaker 1: to the hospital? Oh? Your service vehicle? Your service unit here?

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, this can also organize my work completely. I

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Speaker 1: mean we can program with additions to the proctor expense.

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Speaker 1: But nonetheless, something you want to it's fine? So, well,

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Speaker 1: what do we get to choose? The body type? I

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Speaker 1: looked in your catalog. I sell that there's like a

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Speaker 1: square box like machine looking thing, but I also saw

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Speaker 1: ones that look more like people. And I'm sure you

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Speaker 1: have great imagination as a writer. Why write? Yeah easily?

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Speaker 1: With Stephen King, I am terrific, Yes, so please, you've

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Speaker 1: worked with him he's just a huge fan. So yeah,

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Speaker 1: we can modify the body anyway you like. Actually, we

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Speaker 1: can use either of your forms to put into a

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Speaker 1: preston and it will come out just as that. So

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Speaker 1: if you along extended stays and whatnot, you know, there

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Speaker 1: they'll be you here at the home. Skip. Maybe we

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Speaker 1: should show them how one of the model works. Did

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Speaker 1: he come from? This is Grayson? He's my pleasure. You

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Speaker 1: have a son, so Jeff. Nice to make you Jeff

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Speaker 1: an old son. You look so young. Well, I'm just,

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Speaker 1: as they say, slightly more sophisticated than pops. Apple doesn't

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Speaker 1: fall far from the tree. Well, well one second, excuse me,

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Speaker 1: let me remove your filth from your home. Sorry about that?

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Speaker 1: Just turned on? Baby, You're you're doing it again? What

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Speaker 1: am I doing? This was your idea. I'm going along

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Speaker 1: with it. I'm yes. And you like you've learned in

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Speaker 1: that thing. It's not a thing. It's a class. It's

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Speaker 1: not a class because you're not actually learning anything. I

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Speaker 1: learned a lot. I learned how to apply that. And also, Babe,

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Speaker 1: I just feel like you're doing that thing in front

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Speaker 1: of me where you're like talking to really emasculating. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: in the form of flirting. I'm not flirting with who

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Speaker 1: what's skinned skill? Babe? No, No, I'm so sorry. I'm

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Speaker 1: in the middle of my of my third chapter's great

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Speaker 1: and really proud of I don't want so, I don't.

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Speaker 1: I want to make sure we're good. We're so good.

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Speaker 1: Rocks on. Okay, sorry about that. Sorry you just turned around.

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Speaker 1: We're back, We're back, so um turn the guy on again. Well,

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Speaker 1: it's based on your voice command, so everything's already preloaded

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Speaker 1: on there. It'll have all the cleaning functions as well

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Speaker 1: as the organizations. I added that no charge. Uh, just well,

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Speaker 1: I respected profession, and I can tell the work and

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Speaker 1: the baggage you got at home that you want to

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Speaker 1: be able to, you know, take care of dad. If

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Speaker 1: we may, we shall. As a point out, there's already

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Speaker 1: one in your garden, Cliff the gardener, so feel free

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Speaker 1: to call out to him as well. That looks just

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Speaker 1: like a man. That's exactly right. It's a shirtless man. Yes,

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Speaker 1: so this is the Adonis package. Everything there is silicom,

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Speaker 1: but it feels real and packing. How can I help?

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Speaker 1: Come on in, Cliff, come on, come on in, I'm

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Speaker 1: coming in. Oh, through the window. Wou does he shake hands?

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Speaker 1: He does? He Also, he'll scoop you up if you

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Speaker 1: shake hands. Hey, Cliff, Wow, nice scrip. Okay, beautiful eyes.

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Speaker 1: You have a great grip too, like this guy. Did

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Speaker 1: you say scooping? Scoop me up? Clip scooping? Spend me around, Cliff,

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Speaker 1: spending around? This is great. I hope you're enjoying this.

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Speaker 1: I am enjoying it. So oh it does feel like

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Speaker 1: you do? Feel like Cliff? Why don't you shoulder pressor

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Speaker 1: shoulder pressing? I feel so light, so strong? You clip?

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Speaker 1: Stop me talk you for a second. Do these things

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Speaker 1: ever malfunction? I can take this if you'd like, Dan, Okay,

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Speaker 1: the answer is no. They are works of perfection. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you simply control them with your own ideas and thoughts

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Speaker 1: and command. I guess my fear would be that, what

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Speaker 1: are your affairs? Please tell us frankly, I'm a little

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Speaker 1: intimidated by Cliff. I mean, he's gorgeous, he's strong, and

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Speaker 1: he's got robotic having fun? Am I having fun? Thank

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Speaker 1: you for asking? It's perfect, as you can see, Cliffs

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Speaker 1: here to hell. It's just a machine, that's true. Part

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Speaker 1: of organization is cleanliness. Let's get organized. Wow, we have

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Speaker 1: Marie Kondo books inside all of the machines. So so so. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they're just machines. Okay, hey, baby, have to say setting

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Speaker 1: her down before we leave, I have to tell you this. Okay.

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Speaker 1: These machines have been known to turn on people. Wait,

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Speaker 1: that's what I just asked their owners. Wait, what's all right?

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Speaker 1: I just have to tell you kill the owners. Okay.

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Speaker 1: Father Skid has a hell of a sense of you

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Speaker 1: to the van place. He wouldn't do anything like that,

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Speaker 1: would you. I wouldn't do anything like that. Enjoy your

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Speaker 1: new units, and if you have any problems, just ask them.

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Speaker 1: They can have ay, have a phone in them, they'll call.

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Speaker 1: I'll catch up with you in a second. Okay, I'm

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Speaker 1: going to take the organizer, Babe. I want to see

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Speaker 1: what you can do with my files upstairs. Okay, I'll

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Speaker 1: leave you a cliff. Okay, all right, come on a

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Speaker 1: little guy. I'm on my way. Cool. Oh he's scared.

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Speaker 1: It looks like a little hippo baby. Hello, Cliff, anything

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Speaker 1: you want me to garden? Oh? Blonds doing pretty well?

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Speaker 1: Blonds in good shape. Yes it is Cliff. I was thinking,

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Speaker 1: you know, Josh always said he was going to get

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Speaker 1: I'd love that building window boxes, Oh, Cliff, so yeah,

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Speaker 1: but whatever you can do over here, maybe alphabetically you

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Speaker 1: can put my files in order. Loose papers are garbage.

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Speaker 1: That's what I think. Put loose papers into garbage. Hold on,

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Speaker 1: those are those are my ideas? A clean clean Okay,

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Speaker 1: this is gonna be a very clean day. That's a

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Speaker 1: great song. Um okay, okay, hold on, stop pause. Did

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Speaker 1: you hear that system? Paused? Okay? Um? Please pull paper

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Speaker 1: An idea? Is an idea? Terrific? Okay those mimoses, these

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Speaker 1: are mimoses unwrapping trash, unwrapping trash. Okay, you keep trying.

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Speaker 1: Oh it's just your shoulders are a little tight. Wow. Hey, hey, hey, Cliff,

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Speaker 1: this is amazing. Stopping pausing, Cliff, you don't have to

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Speaker 1: listen to what are you talking about? You left me order.

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Speaker 1: You don't have to listen to him Cliff, got it.

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Speaker 1: He does have to listen to me. No, he was

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Speaker 1: working with me. Cliff, Pause, Cliff, I'm Cliff already paused, terrific.

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Speaker 1: I don't have to listen to you. Thank you, Okay,

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Speaker 1: to see grabbing my shoulders while we talk, thank you it.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, John, this was the best idea you've had

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Speaker 1: in so long. Thank you so much. Doesn't look a

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Speaker 1: good idea anymore. It's an amazing idea. Do you know

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Speaker 1: how stressed out I've been permission to go lower permission? Granted,

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Speaker 1: I've been working ten hour days, coming home still making

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Speaker 1: you that lasagn You're you're crazy for her cleaning the kitchen.

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Speaker 1: I'm exhausted. And the kitchen, oh my god, Cliff, not necessary. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: you can keep with the lower lumbar. We'll do the kitchen.

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Speaker 1: I bring in trash outside. Thank you. Little hippo's to

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Speaker 1: line out, Well, he's not. He's our little hippo. And

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Speaker 1: that's my Cliff as well. I think I've got your

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Speaker 1: Cliff m I did not tell him. Okay. One I

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Speaker 1: know Grayson is still around here because he said his

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Speaker 1: a second. Can you can we can we do a

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Speaker 1: factory reset on Cliff? Please? Wait, you can't know what?

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Speaker 1: Would you like me to reach that him to factory

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Speaker 1: am paying the bills here, Grayson, you cannot rea that

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Speaker 1: my Perhaps the two of you would like to work

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Speaker 1: your thing out before we get on how better to

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Speaker 1: serve sweating? Okay, I've got this running around the block, father,

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Speaker 1: Please stand down. Something's going on. What's going on? Please

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Speaker 1: let us know how we can better serve you. That's

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Speaker 1: not that's not a real personal questions in your mind.

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Speaker 1: Question understood? Oh wait, a second question understood. That's a

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Speaker 1: pretty demord. Let's lower the blinds, shall we? Everyone's a robot, Cliff, Cliff,

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Speaker 1: raise the blinds. Cliff raising the blinds. Oh, I knew

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Speaker 1: you were a good one. Little hippo. That is not

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Speaker 1: my name, little hippo robot. Okay, yes, um, turn all

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Speaker 1: other robots back to factory settings. That's hilarious. I'm so

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Speaker 1: sorry you don't understand how it works. I've got to

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Speaker 1: go back upstairs and get more trash. Cliff, pick up

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Speaker 1: little hippo, picking up little hippo. Good good, good, Cliff

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Speaker 1: thank God for Cliff. Oh, don't wave him around. Kill Grayson,

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Speaker 1: killing Grayson, Josh, Cliff my son priority objective, Cliff, priority

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Speaker 1: of objective. Are you happy now? Service units connected form

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Speaker 1: ultimate service unit. It does becoming the notes? Oh my god?

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Speaker 1: Oh can we help you? Hold on? Wait, don't don't

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Speaker 1: run away, baby, why nuts, Let's just try one more command? Oh, Josh, Peter,

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Speaker 1: that was just blood streaks all across the wall. The

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Speaker 1: flirts wasn't painting, That was flirting, Josh, I don't want

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Speaker 1: to live here anymore. I always feel like I'm less

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Speaker 1: than a man when I'm with you, But right now

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna prove to you that I am a man.

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Speaker 1: Stand back, I'm taking my shirt off. He's so so.

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Speaker 1: I love you. That's hilarious, us hilarious. Wait, robots, stuff robots,

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Speaker 1: Thank you? Josh? Are you okay? I think I broke

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Speaker 1: both my hands punching a doctor. Don't worry. I mean

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Speaker 1: it's neuro but I know how to do all this stuff.

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Speaker 1: I just had the craziest idea. I'm listening you know

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Speaker 1: how you want to write crazy stories like Stephen King?

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Speaker 1: What could be crazier than what we're living right now, wow,

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Speaker 1: Cliff has to go a little lower lower? May I

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Speaker 1: go a little lower? You were one big whole thing.

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Speaker 1: Now it doesn't feel the same. So can I just

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Speaker 1: want to say the first two chapters of your book

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Speaker 1: were so real. Thank you. I mean, it's just like crazy.

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much for writing this piece. Please, thank you,

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Speaker 1: thank you. How can you make it out to Tommy? Please?

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Speaker 1: what flies couple holds wedding in Walmart flower department. There's

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Speaker 1: an addition to this one in the same store, horse

414
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Speaker 1: and man escorted out of produce section. So this is

415
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Speaker 1: something that really happened, Yes, yes it is. Yeah, so

416
00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:44,320
Speaker 1: that we have all all toiletrees should be on Aisle

417
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Speaker 1: seven seventeen, I think it is. And then what how's

418
00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:50,480
Speaker 1: the wedding on today? The excuse me. The wedding. They

419
00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:53,600
Speaker 1: said there was a wedding, the Cooperman wedding. I think

420
00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:57,920
Speaker 1: it's Fleckman. Oh, I don't Fleckman. I think Fleckman's Tomorrow.

421
00:26:57,960 --> 00:27:01,120
Speaker 1: We have Cooperman Cooperman's today. I think. So how many

422
00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:02,879
Speaker 1: weddings you think we will have? I mean this is

423
00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:05,520
Speaker 1: a new thing, right, yeah, yeah, but I mean it's

424
00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:08,080
Speaker 1: obviously it's it's just so easy with all the with

425
00:27:08,119 --> 00:27:10,720
Speaker 1: all the displays that we already have already built, just easy.

426
00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:13,359
Speaker 1: We've got flowers and that's like, how much of that

427
00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:15,760
Speaker 1: are we charging more for the wedding than we would

428
00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:17,520
Speaker 1: for the flowers because we seemed to be don't you

429
00:27:17,520 --> 00:27:22,880
Speaker 1: don't know, Yes, we don't know this. Oh ma'am um.

430
00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:26,160
Speaker 1: There's a holding area in the back of the store,

431
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:31,600
Speaker 1: it says employees, says employees only. We have a a

432
00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:34,840
Speaker 1: what's it called a reception, reception a section for you,

433
00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:39,600
Speaker 1: reception section, yes, another of the broad and what can

434
00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:41,440
Speaker 1: we do for you today? I'm just looking to where

435
00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:44,600
Speaker 1: I should be going. Where is my daughter? How beautiful

436
00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:46,760
Speaker 1: is this going to be? Your daughter is in one

437
00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:50,680
Speaker 1: of these stalls. She's in one of the unisex back. Well,

438
00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:53,080
Speaker 1: we just stuck the aisles to be honest with you.

439
00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:55,639
Speaker 1: So I think you want to talk to a manager. Well,

440
00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:58,240
Speaker 1: that sounds like a great Audia genius wears a manager.

441
00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:04,480
Speaker 1: Jimmy Jack is on today, Jimmy Jack. Find Jimmy Jack.

442
00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:09,880
Speaker 1: That was close. Jimmy Jack. No, he's not here man.

443
00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:12,800
Speaker 1: He's looking for and would you We'll call him. Well,

444
00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:14,680
Speaker 1: I guess we should call him. Y'all have an intercom.

445
00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:19,480
Speaker 1: I got a voice um attention on Walmart. Just actually

446
00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:23,800
Speaker 1: just attention, Jimmy Jack. Um, could you please come down

447
00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:28,040
Speaker 1: to the flower section next to the ocean gear. We

448
00:28:28,119 --> 00:28:32,440
Speaker 1: have a mother of the bride looking for you. Nice.

449
00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:34,080
Speaker 1: I was good. I think it was solid. Thank you.

450
00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:39,640
Speaker 1: That was fine. Yeah, yeah, okay, do for Jimmy Jack. Beautiful.

451
00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:46,880
Speaker 1: This is weird. Yeah, I got a little promotion. Knows

452
00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:51,200
Speaker 1: you deserve it. You know, you don't know what his name?

453
00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:54,040
Speaker 1: His name, so as you know, Danielle is getting married

454
00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:56,719
Speaker 1: to Dad. I know I saw her. Where is she?

455
00:28:56,840 --> 00:28:59,920
Speaker 1: Where's my girl? She's in the bridle stall. The bridles

456
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:03,480
Speaker 1: don't know where is that? Okay? Okay, By the way,

457
00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:06,120
Speaker 1: you look lovely, well, thank you mother of the bride.

458
00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:08,760
Speaker 1: I thought I could not make beige look good, but honey,

459
00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:11,280
Speaker 1: I did it. You did it. Quick question. We knew

460
00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:13,479
Speaker 1: you were coming. But who who Who's going to be

461
00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:17,880
Speaker 1: walking Darlene down the aisle? Danielle Danielle part of me? Um,

462
00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:21,040
Speaker 1: you know we have, We've got some unconventional plans for that.

463
00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:26,000
Speaker 1: Well for examples. Oh absolutely, what is this? This is

464
00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:28,840
Speaker 1: cheese on a cracker on a cracker. I've never had that.

465
00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:36,480
Speaker 1: What's that like? That's pretty? What tasted like? Okay, you

466
00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:38,240
Speaker 1: sound you know what I gotta. You sound like a

467
00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:41,640
Speaker 1: cute little piggy when you eat. Thank you, You're welcome. Ron,

468
00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:45,440
Speaker 1: Thank you so much you Ron. That was damn good. Ron. Hey, Ron,

469
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:47,320
Speaker 1: I'm sorry about this. We're gonna have to move your

470
00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:52,760
Speaker 1: section again. I'd love to have Ron at the wedding

471
00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:59,440
Speaker 1: for like a pre show. Yeah, we could love. I'm

472
00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:02,120
Speaker 1: the manager here. And frankly, you didn't pay for that package.

473
00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:04,960
Speaker 1: You know you you paid for that was a free sample. Yeah,

474
00:30:04,960 --> 00:30:06,760
Speaker 1: but I'm saying you got a Tier two package which

475
00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:08,920
Speaker 1: is not included Ron as the camera. Well, but if

476
00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:12,080
Speaker 1: Ron just moves his free sample station, isn't that sort

477
00:30:12,120 --> 00:30:14,680
Speaker 1: of a loophole. Jimmy Jack, I know your mom. You'll

478
00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:17,640
Speaker 1: be calling all right, No, no, no, alright, alright, Ron, Ron,

479
00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:20,240
Speaker 1: you were honestly, I'll make six bucks an hour regardless

480
00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:23,040
Speaker 1: of which tier you buy, so you don't really make

481
00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:25,600
Speaker 1: don't matter to Ron, don't marry to me. I love,

482
00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:28,640
Speaker 1: I mean, I just want to make sure the cheese

483
00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:31,000
Speaker 1: is good. And that's good with Ron, then that's good

484
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:32,880
Speaker 1: with me. All right, I thought the cheese was great.

485
00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:35,840
Speaker 1: You're sort of white and orange. I love that. I've

486
00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:39,600
Speaker 1: never seen that. Daniel is going to freak. Okay, well,

487
00:30:39,680 --> 00:30:44,320
Speaker 1: let's manager. Yes, I like to return a shirt. All right,

488
00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:46,720
Speaker 1: Well you can go right over to customer services that

489
00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:49,240
Speaker 1: already I want to return it to you. I'm sorry,

490
00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:51,960
Speaker 1: it's my daughter's with that. Well, I hope she doesn't

491
00:30:51,960 --> 00:30:55,400
Speaker 1: get divorced. Well, because I've been there. You don't talk

492
00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:57,240
Speaker 1: like you don't know my life. I don't know you.

493
00:30:57,680 --> 00:31:04,000
Speaker 1: You smell like ship. Well you smell like ship. Yeah,

494
00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:08,480
Speaker 1: well you're tagged me down. I guess good. Here, all right, right,

495
00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:15,360
Speaker 1: this way to Danielle's bridle stall, baby girl, I'm almost here, Mama.

496
00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:20,200
Speaker 1: I'll leave you to alone. Thank you, all honey, come

497
00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:23,960
Speaker 1: on out, mama. I want to come out. How old

498
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:27,400
Speaker 1: is she? She's old enough to know better. That's what

499
00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:30,760
Speaker 1: I say. Come on out, dude, But I don't want

500
00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:33,920
Speaker 1: to come out. Baby. I bet you look beautiful. I

501
00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:37,280
Speaker 1: don't feel it. It's a tight eyed dress. Baby, there's

502
00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:39,480
Speaker 1: no way not to look beautiful. Come on out. What

503
00:31:39,560 --> 00:31:42,280
Speaker 1: if Trucker doesn't want to marry me, Trucker. If he

504
00:31:42,320 --> 00:31:45,000
Speaker 1: Trucker doesn't want to marry you, I'll handle Trucker. I

505
00:31:45,760 --> 00:31:49,440
Speaker 1: can't do mama, honey. Come on, Let your mama see you.

506
00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:54,080
Speaker 1: Let your mama see you. What do you think? Oh

507
00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:59,720
Speaker 1: I knew, I don't know that. Yeah, I want some

508
00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:02,280
Speaker 1: cheese and crackers. Thank you, honey. I got him to

509
00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:03,720
Speaker 1: come to the wed and put him on the floor

510
00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:08,160
Speaker 1: and kick him under. All right, there you go, Thank you.

511
00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:16,000
Speaker 1: List are good. Listen. If Trucker don't want to marry you, baby,

512
00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:18,160
Speaker 1: I'll walk you down the aisle and I'll marry you myself.

513
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:21,520
Speaker 1: I want to be my mom. Why not? My mom

514
00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:25,640
Speaker 1: can't be mom. I'm sorry to slap your stupid little face,

515
00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:27,640
Speaker 1: but you can't talk like that to your mom. This

516
00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:30,080
Speaker 1: is your wedding day, this is my wedding day too,

517
00:32:30,840 --> 00:32:34,400
Speaker 1: mother of the bride. And if Trucker Cooperman doesn't want

518
00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:39,280
Speaker 1: to marry you, well, then Trumper Crooker Cooperman, Trucker Cooperman.

519
00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:42,120
Speaker 1: I just messed it up a little because I got

520
00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:45,760
Speaker 1: cheese between my teeth. Hey, did I tell you I

521
00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:49,760
Speaker 1: got your flower girl? What do you mean? You found?

522
00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:52,480
Speaker 1: She was in the parking lot? You found a small girl.

523
00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:58,680
Speaker 1: She's so cute, You're gonna love her. She's you help me? Yes,

524
00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:02,120
Speaker 1: I'm getting hitched day. Are you miss? Not supposed to

525
00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:05,800
Speaker 1: see the bread base? That man? You don't got to

526
00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:09,520
Speaker 1: tell me I managed this? This here Walmart? Your name?

527
00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:12,960
Speaker 1: Are you trying? You? Mr Cooperman? I am true? Okay,

528
00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:16,560
Speaker 1: should I do well? We do have I gotta get dressed.

529
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:20,080
Speaker 1: I understand. You can follow me right this way. We

530
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:24,200
Speaker 1: got a groom sweet just for you. Damn, that's spam.

531
00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:26,840
Speaker 1: That's spam everything. And come on follow me by the way.

532
00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:30,960
Speaker 1: I want to say congratulations. Hold your breath on that one. Well,

533
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:32,560
Speaker 1: I don't know. She seems like a lovely woman and

534
00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:36,440
Speaker 1: her mom and my right mom. Sorry to interrupt. I'm

535
00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:41,400
Speaker 1: in Specus trying to find the flakman. Wedding. That's tomorrow.

536
00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:45,880
Speaker 1: That's tomorrow. Are you Are you in from out of town? Yes,

537
00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:49,120
Speaker 1: I've been from I've been from New York hunting. Oh wow, wow,

538
00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:54,440
Speaker 1: well blackmen wedding. Yeah, that's tomorrow. Now listen here, you can,

539
00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:58,360
Speaker 1: you can. You can hang around today if you want,

540
00:33:58,400 --> 00:34:00,560
Speaker 1: if you want to, if you want a Walmart at

541
00:34:00,680 --> 00:34:03,160
Speaker 1: this at this wedding, I hope brand of fancy. But

542
00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:06,840
Speaker 1: you are the first Jewish by person sing. Why would you?

543
00:34:07,640 --> 00:34:11,120
Speaker 1: How do you know she's Jewish? I mean I've seen

544
00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:14,879
Speaker 1: enough television and movies to figure this ship, right, I am,

545
00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:18,759
Speaker 1: thank you, thank you for not insulting my intelligence. And

546
00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:21,360
Speaker 1: what do you use? Some kind of TRUCKA that's hilarious.

547
00:34:21,400 --> 00:34:25,600
Speaker 1: That's her, that's his name actual and it's also my occupation.

548
00:34:26,640 --> 00:34:29,160
Speaker 1: So you're here for a wedding also because you're not

549
00:34:30,640 --> 00:34:33,359
Speaker 1: our wedding. Is there two weddings here today? No, sir,

550
00:34:33,640 --> 00:34:36,120
Speaker 1: we have your waiting to today as Cooperman and tomorrow's

551
00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:41,440
Speaker 1: thank you. So the Jews or tomorrow, Wow, they're always

552
00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:46,200
Speaker 1: here for every day at wall Mrs are you you

553
00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:48,040
Speaker 1: you you're You're more than welcome to stay. There's plenty

554
00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:52,080
Speaker 1: of room Uh, they don't stay you mean shop, No,

555
00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:54,560
Speaker 1: I mean attend your wedding. Frankly, we didn't get a

556
00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:56,839
Speaker 1: lot of rs vps, and I'm worried when we're gonna

557
00:34:56,840 --> 00:34:58,560
Speaker 1: have too many people there. So it might be nice

558
00:34:58,560 --> 00:35:00,439
Speaker 1: if you feel you are all hang out. It's the wedding,

559
00:35:00,480 --> 00:35:06,200
Speaker 1: No biggy, terrific. Help yourself to return this shirt. Well,

560
00:35:06,239 --> 00:35:11,320
Speaker 1: I'll go to custom. I like the way you hand. Okay, now, baby, listen,

561
00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:15,040
Speaker 1: Mama looking my eyes and Mama Dan, you just gotta

562
00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:17,080
Speaker 1: make it down the wedding. I heard Jimmy Jack. We

563
00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:19,120
Speaker 1: don't have a lot of rs vps, but the butt

564
00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:22,040
Speaker 1: there a lot of people couldn't come. I don't know

565
00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:25,840
Speaker 1: if it because of me and your dad. Fancy place

566
00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:28,040
Speaker 1: we could think of, don't have to come down here.

567
00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:34,080
Speaker 1: Send the sausage on the door for you. Thank you. Now,

568
00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:36,200
Speaker 1: I'm listen, baby, you wanted the best. I got you

569
00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:41,240
Speaker 1: the best. We're in the floral section, honey, we got cameras. Okay,

570
00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:44,120
Speaker 1: we are right next to the feminine products. We are

571
00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:46,759
Speaker 1: you're a queen. You're a queen, Babby, and you're gonna

572
00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:49,480
Speaker 1: walk down that awl and you're gonna look like a queen.

573
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:55,200
Speaker 1: All right, okay, I'll get married to I don't I

574
00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:57,279
Speaker 1: don't feel like I just I don't like the way

575
00:35:57,320 --> 00:36:01,760
Speaker 1: that fail. What do you mean I felt Danielle, Danielle,

576
00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:09,799
Speaker 1: get off me, Danielle, Danielle, your n your grown woman, Danielle. Hey,

577
00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:13,920
Speaker 1: it's means Jimmy Jack. Hi, Jimmie, Jimmy John, Jimmy Jack. Okay,

578
00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:18,560
Speaker 1: you know your name. It's been a day, Danielle. Don't

579
00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:21,799
Speaker 1: be hard on him working his couto. By the way

580
00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:24,280
Speaker 1: you look, you look lovely. Um. A couple of couple

581
00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:28,440
Speaker 1: of information points One, Danielle, cover your bone spot. I

582
00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:33,200
Speaker 1: don't care. I'm not marrying him. Okay, what was it, Jiman?

583
00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:37,520
Speaker 1: Have to have two points of information One Mr Cooperman's here.

584
00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:41,880
Speaker 1: You gotta walkie on y right? Uh so we got

585
00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:45,200
Speaker 1: a walking trek. He's wearing a walkie walk. I thought

586
00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:48,279
Speaker 1: we had a walk in gear trek. Or say you're

587
00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:51,640
Speaker 1: that's and too. We got a weird delivery. We got

588
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:57,600
Speaker 1: a gigantic what horse in the parking? Oh my god,

589
00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:02,799
Speaker 1: say of Danielle. A romantic. Oh my god, we're gonna

590
00:37:02,880 --> 00:37:10,759
Speaker 1: eat that horse is gonna have to adjust the menu. No, no, No,

591
00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:14,120
Speaker 1: we're gonna still do the cheese cubes drawing, Danielle. That's

592
00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:16,120
Speaker 1: for your photos when you guys get married, y'all can

593
00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:19,000
Speaker 1: hop on the horse, ride right down on the protostyl

594
00:37:19,080 --> 00:37:24,600
Speaker 1: or whatever. Alright, alright, I'm gonna eat it, Danielle, Danielle,

595
00:37:25,040 --> 00:37:26,719
Speaker 1: I've never fed her horse. I want to go on

596
00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:29,640
Speaker 1: the records. It was a weird place to jump to.

597
00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:32,319
Speaker 1: So we are just a few minutes out. I gotta

598
00:37:32,360 --> 00:37:34,720
Speaker 1: get together. I'm gonna see the rest of the guests,

599
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:38,399
Speaker 1: get the horse situated. Ron, How you feeling good? I'd

600
00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:41,600
Speaker 1: love an updated head count. You got you got right now?

601
00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:43,840
Speaker 1: Right now we are at I'm gonna look here in

602
00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:46,720
Speaker 1: my list. Here one. Are we doing the cafay seating

603
00:37:46,719 --> 00:37:49,759
Speaker 1: where it's like a cabaret style all two tops? Or

604
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:52,040
Speaker 1: what are we doing? We're saying a little shot. We're

605
00:37:52,080 --> 00:37:54,520
Speaker 1: doing a series of two tops. I was not made

606
00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:57,239
Speaker 1: aware of that. Okay, make an adjustment. That's on the

607
00:37:57,280 --> 00:37:59,640
Speaker 1: sketches that Jimmy jack did for me. Jimmy Jackson handling

608
00:37:59,719 --> 00:38:01,600
Speaker 1: every thing. I've been very busy lately. I'll tell you

609
00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:03,879
Speaker 1: what that we got three we have three confirmed here

610
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:09,239
Speaker 1: are confirmed. So don't get nervous. All right, I'm people,

611
00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:14,000
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna work fast. I'm gonna I'm gonna

612
00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:16,880
Speaker 1: check in with Trucker. Did you did you need me

613
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:21,719
Speaker 1: to tell him anything, any kind of special message? Don't don't.

614
00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:26,759
Speaker 1: Don't come in here, don't in the concision there, don't. Oh,

615
00:38:26,840 --> 00:38:35,000
Speaker 1: I've seen all of the loves to play hard to

616
00:38:35,120 --> 00:38:37,919
Speaker 1: get it. I'll wait out here and follow the rule.

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Speaker 1: That's not. I have died, My power source has died.

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Speaker 1: We have a problem, Dan, Chris move well, I didn't.

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Speaker 1: I'm just okay. Here we go. Keep keeping it up, everybody, everybody, darling,

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Speaker 1: Why don't you hop? Why don't you Why don't you

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Speaker 1: go into that stall? I'm Jimmy Jack. I'm going to

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Speaker 1: take care of it there still, I'm here, okay, all right,

623
00:39:07,719 --> 00:39:10,200
Speaker 1: there's wanna make sure that we're gonna do this. You

624
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Speaker 1: stay the hell out. I'm getting in, honey, and you

625
00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:17,279
Speaker 1: know that I'll stay out for now. All right, I'm

626
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Speaker 1: gonna go check in with the horse wrangler real quick

627
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Speaker 1: and make sure he's good on t Jimmy Jack, get

628
00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:24,840
Speaker 1: Trucker out of here, all right, truck, are you following me? Whatever?

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Speaker 1: You say you're the most Okay, yeah, this is not

630
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Speaker 1: a train horse. This is not a train horse. So

631
00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:35,359
Speaker 1: this wait wait wait, wait you're telling me, you're telling

632
00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:37,160
Speaker 1: me this horse just a wild horse. I caught this

633
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Speaker 1: mustang this morning. Keep breaking real quick. He's you know,

634
00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:46,720
Speaker 1: it takes months to break a broncho. Okay, it's sounding

635
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Speaker 1: a monkey. It does, it does. That's weird. That's weird.

636
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Speaker 1: I don't know. Okay, all right, everybody relaxed, everybody, Really,

637
00:39:56,400 --> 00:40:03,600
Speaker 1: this horse is kicking the ship out of Oh my god,

638
00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:12,239
Speaker 1: is this how you run a wedding? Wedding? Did they

639
00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:14,960
Speaker 1: make a mistake on the invite because it's not today? Huh?

640
00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:18,480
Speaker 1: I came to Walmart and wherever the funk I am,

641
00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:27,120
Speaker 1: and the wedding is not today? Oh my god. Alright, alright,

642
00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:30,239
Speaker 1: I told you the horses out of control. Is that

643
00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:33,480
Speaker 1: one of the monkey horses? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, trucker. All right,

644
00:40:33,719 --> 00:40:37,600
Speaker 1: you what's your name, sir? My name is Bob, Bob.

645
00:40:37,719 --> 00:40:39,480
Speaker 1: My name is Bob Bob. I need you to touch

646
00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:42,279
Speaker 1: my face and look right into my eyes. Okay, I've

647
00:40:42,320 --> 00:40:45,720
Speaker 1: got a wedding. I got I've got a wedding. Horner

648
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Speaker 1: to this war are you son of a bit? Oh god,

649
00:40:51,320 --> 00:40:53,440
Speaker 1: oh no, where are you going? Stay here with a horse?

650
00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:57,719
Speaker 1: I got a defended on you. You stole my horse.

651
00:40:57,880 --> 00:41:06,440
Speaker 1: Where you're on? Smar horse? Yes, that's tomorrow, laying it

652
00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:13,200
Speaker 1: back in the car. We're not going to the stupid wedding. God. Okay, okay, horse, okay, okay,

653
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Speaker 1: washy okay, okay, Look at here horse, between you and me,

654
00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:25,799
Speaker 1: between you and me. I really needs you to come through.

655
00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:29,040
Speaker 1: I really needs you to come through for me. This afternoons,

656
00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:32,040
Speaker 1: I feel like you just talk to me. You know what?

657
00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:34,200
Speaker 1: I am even gonna question it. We've got a waiting

658
00:41:34,239 --> 00:41:36,080
Speaker 1: to get to. Is this is this the horse we're

659
00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:40,160
Speaker 1: supposed to eat? Did you want me? You want me

660
00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:43,440
Speaker 1: to cook it up? Run? And you'repe they call it

661
00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:46,279
Speaker 1: cheval you were You are something special. I'll tell you what.

662
00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:49,200
Speaker 1: Ron and this wedding is lucky to have you get

663
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Speaker 1: a bump and pay. I'll look into it. Why does

664
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Speaker 1: Ron make six dollars an hour? I'm making five dollars

665
00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:58,520
Speaker 1: an hour. I'm making five dollars an hour, and I'm

666
00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:01,640
Speaker 1: taking everybody now is not the time. As you can see,

667
00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:03,840
Speaker 1: I've got a big wedding. To plan. Oh the winds,

668
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:06,400
Speaker 1: I can't but late Walmart done down a wedding business.

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Speaker 1: We're not just the raw handled. I guess I'll just

670
00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:15,759
Speaker 1: be on the checkout. We're gonna have to shoot the horse. No, no, no,

671
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:20,600
Speaker 1: it's it's it's a real important part. Yes, you can

672
00:42:21,040 --> 00:42:26,520
Speaker 1: get ladies, it's time, it's time. Are you ready ready?

673
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:34,799
Speaker 1: Oh my god, the price. The prices here are incredible,

674
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Speaker 1: Thank you so much. The deals fantastic. I want to

675
00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:44,560
Speaker 1: return to hurt. Wait, hold on, what's your name? Singer?

676
00:42:44,680 --> 00:42:46,279
Speaker 1: Mic singing? I was just about to ask you, do

677
00:42:46,280 --> 00:42:50,880
Speaker 1: you have any singing talents? Hold me a tune? You're hired?

678
00:42:51,040 --> 00:42:53,560
Speaker 1: Al alright, stand over here and I will return to

679
00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:55,840
Speaker 1: the shirt. I will give you the full return price.

680
00:42:56,520 --> 00:42:59,120
Speaker 1: Stand up right there, I wrote, I wrote my own bell,

681
00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:01,640
Speaker 1: terrific to get to. And we're gonna get to those

682
00:43:01,719 --> 00:43:06,320
Speaker 1: right now. Right baby, I'm gonna walk you down. Okay,

683
00:43:07,920 --> 00:43:10,600
Speaker 1: Baha boys or no, baha boys. You're doing this. You're

684
00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:12,839
Speaker 1: marrying trucker. If you don't like it, you can get

685
00:43:12,880 --> 00:43:19,600
Speaker 1: a divorces. You just can't one of those. Okay, music,

686
00:43:19,719 --> 00:43:26,479
Speaker 1: and I think I'm standing in horrors poop. I think

687
00:43:26,600 --> 00:43:33,759
Speaker 1: that Scott blood. That there is loving. He's just hump you,

688
00:43:33,880 --> 00:43:38,800
Speaker 1: just humpy. I guess hey, Mama, you're gonna be my

689
00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:44,759
Speaker 1: mama now, Mamma. Is the most beautiful wedding I've ever

690
00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:46,640
Speaker 1: been to. We try our best here, we try our best.

691
00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:52,680
Speaker 1: Fantast's leaving the ceremony. There's no praise here. What effort

692
00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:55,640
Speaker 1: the You're gonna make it so that we know, Jimmy

693
00:43:55,760 --> 00:43:59,080
Speaker 1: Jack Yeah, can you please officiate the damp thing? You

694
00:43:59,160 --> 00:44:03,320
Speaker 1: know I can? All right, let's do this. Ladies and gentlemen,

695
00:44:03,880 --> 00:44:08,520
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that I wasn't our distinguished guests coast?

696
00:44:08,719 --> 00:44:11,040
Speaker 1: Can I get more of the cheval please? It's delicious.

697
00:44:11,640 --> 00:44:14,840
Speaker 1: We want to say we are happy that you chose Walmart.

698
00:44:15,440 --> 00:44:19,279
Speaker 1: There's a place to spend the most special day of

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00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:22,400
Speaker 1: your life. Can y'all stop two in wall? Sorry? I

700
00:44:22,520 --> 00:44:24,640
Speaker 1: just I'm hungry. Now, man, I have the groom step

701
00:44:24,719 --> 00:44:28,520
Speaker 1: forward place. Yes, and the bride they've written their own

702
00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:34,440
Speaker 1: vowels sign to each other this moment. Uh, you should

703
00:44:34,440 --> 00:44:41,680
Speaker 1: I go first? All right? Mama? Sorry, baby girl, I

704
00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:43,480
Speaker 1: knew when I first saw you. Look at me now

705
00:44:43,560 --> 00:44:48,799
Speaker 1: look at my mom? Right, baby girl, little baby girl.

706
00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:53,080
Speaker 1: I knew when I first saw you in your mama's house,

707
00:44:54,320 --> 00:44:59,560
Speaker 1: when you walked in to her bedroom, that you were

708
00:44:59,680 --> 00:45:02,839
Speaker 1: the one for me. If I were to ultimately make

709
00:45:02,920 --> 00:45:07,160
Speaker 1: your mother happy, then then you and I should get hitched.

710
00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:13,000
Speaker 1: And so I would like everyone to know in front

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00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:15,680
Speaker 1: of God and whoever the hell else was watching, that

712
00:45:16,560 --> 00:45:22,799
Speaker 1: my love uh your mother and you and I would

713
00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:25,719
Speaker 1: like you to be my bread. And this is so beautiful,

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00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:32,799
Speaker 1: right uh I will. I wanted to say that you're

715
00:45:32,840 --> 00:45:35,319
Speaker 1: the most You're the biggest man of eversy in my life.

716
00:45:35,520 --> 00:45:39,000
Speaker 1: And if there's one thing I know is that time matters.

717
00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:43,480
Speaker 1: I just want you know that you're just of the

718
00:45:43,560 --> 00:45:46,480
Speaker 1: love of my life. And I will do everything in

719
00:45:46,560 --> 00:45:49,719
Speaker 1: my power to make you more powerful and give you

720
00:45:50,320 --> 00:45:52,279
Speaker 1: in sickness. I'll make you sick if you want to

721
00:45:52,400 --> 00:45:54,800
Speaker 1: make you healthy, that you get hold onto yourself. To

722
00:45:55,280 --> 00:45:58,760
Speaker 1: hold onto yourself, you lose yourself. And it's just perfect.

723
00:45:58,800 --> 00:46:01,000
Speaker 1: You can listen to your mom all right now, Ron,

724
00:46:01,040 --> 00:46:04,319
Speaker 1: Will you please bring the ceremonial cheese cubes? All right here?

725
00:46:04,400 --> 00:46:08,200
Speaker 1: You are open your bus. You want to say a

726
00:46:08,239 --> 00:46:11,240
Speaker 1: blessing or something, Ron, So there's gonna be a reception

727
00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:15,520
Speaker 1: and I'll tend everybody just grab a packet of jerky. Beautiful, beautiful,

728
00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:20,399
Speaker 1: Well on me, I'm run the checks. Well, I gotta say,

729
00:46:20,400 --> 00:46:22,080
Speaker 1: today has been a really hectic day, but it's also

730
00:46:22,160 --> 00:46:24,360
Speaker 1: been a real beautiful one and it is my pleasure.

731
00:46:24,680 --> 00:46:29,080
Speaker 1: Who wait, I have to say otherwise it doesn't come

732
00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:34,799
Speaker 1: too You may kiss the bride. Oh damn, I got hand.

733
00:46:35,719 --> 00:46:38,959
Speaker 1: Maybe Trucker, you might want to go console your wife.

734
00:46:39,680 --> 00:46:43,400
Speaker 1: Baby all right, they're not officially man and wife yet. Yeah, Mama,

735
00:46:43,520 --> 00:46:47,719
Speaker 1: I'm gonna use this opportunity. She's the dead. I don't

736
00:46:47,719 --> 00:46:50,160
Speaker 1: think baby girl's gonna make it, all right. I think

737
00:46:50,200 --> 00:46:53,520
Speaker 1: you're about Trucker. So this is it. We got everybody gathered.

738
00:46:53,800 --> 00:46:55,640
Speaker 1: I mean, this looks like a hemorrhad of the brain.

739
00:46:56,000 --> 00:47:00,520
Speaker 1: She's done. I think we do this. Jerky is kosher.

740
00:47:00,640 --> 00:47:02,920
Speaker 1: By the way, we do somebody step on a glass

741
00:47:03,040 --> 00:47:05,520
Speaker 1: or something. Because mom and me are doing this, you're

742
00:47:05,600 --> 00:47:09,280
Speaker 1: leaving your dead daughter here. I'm still righting. We'll prepare

743
00:47:09,320 --> 00:47:11,719
Speaker 1: the funeral next. I assume wal martle handle it as well.

744
00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:16,680
Speaker 1: I love you so much. You're great, all right, then,

745
00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:19,640
Speaker 1: I guess by the power invested in me by the

746
00:47:20,200 --> 00:47:25,000
Speaker 1: UH State, I can't. What do you mean you can

747
00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:28,440
Speaker 1: get that horse? Let's get the hell out of here. Ron,

748
00:47:28,719 --> 00:47:31,160
Speaker 1: It's been a real long day. It's been a real

749
00:47:31,239 --> 00:47:33,759
Speaker 1: tough day. We came to get married. Well, I think

750
00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:37,480
Speaker 1: we're eating I thought, right, Ryan, you know what's right,

751
00:47:37,960 --> 00:47:40,120
Speaker 1: Jimmy Jack, Yes, sir, will you do me the owner

752
00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:45,320
Speaker 1: of making me the happiest man in this Yes, sir, Yes, sir, God,

753
00:47:45,640 --> 00:47:48,799
Speaker 1: y'all I can do it. I'm more dame. All right,

754
00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:53,920
Speaker 1: do it. Y'all are married. We gotta do some paperwork.

755
00:47:54,040 --> 00:47:55,520
Speaker 1: Is going to take a little while, but just for

756
00:47:55,680 --> 00:47:57,960
Speaker 1: the feeling, y'all are married. Goes out a horse again,

757
00:47:57,960 --> 00:48:05,440
Speaker 1: Here goes out a horse your heads and then the

758
00:48:05,520 --> 00:48:09,480
Speaker 1: horse fell over and was all celebrated. Chevalier. Was that

759
00:48:09,560 --> 00:48:15,319
Speaker 1: the name of the horse? Meat? And you're familiar with it? Vanessa? Delicious?

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