Speaker 1: Welcome to This is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the
Speaker 1: show where we only talk about what's the most important,
Speaker 1: bottom line, critical thing happening on this planet today.
Speaker 2: This is Important Radio silence sits. He took four Duffel
Speaker 2: bags full of weed home.
Speaker 3: Texas had me scared when I was smoking weed. I
Speaker 3: slept upside down in my closet. But I slept.
Speaker 4: He's dicking that chucky costume.
Speaker 3: Come on, we're all thinking it. Buckle up, smack it.
Speaker 3: We back.
Speaker 2: H Yeah, damn.
Speaker 3: Wow, come in hot.
Speaker 2: Like this is what I was hoping was going to happen.
Speaker 2: That you fully revamped the soundboard. Oh yeah, you retired
Speaker 2: a bunch of old soundboard clips because they are from
Speaker 2: the tour. We're back in our respective. It looks like
Speaker 2: a closet office where we don't hang stuff.
Speaker 3: I'm in a closet. I'm in my boy cave.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this little boy cave. And then I have curtains
Speaker 2: behind me. And you got a nice piece of artwork
Speaker 2: hang in there.
Speaker 3: But yeah, you put some art. It looks good, dude. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I finally have had some time to be in my
Speaker 4: house and I hung two things so and one of
Speaker 4: them is behind me big Stone.
Speaker 3: Now, well you describe that to the listeners, please, What
Speaker 3: are we looking at? This is some art by my
Speaker 3: friend Skinner.
Speaker 4: It's a lot of monsters from the Dungeons and Dragons
Speaker 4: Monster Manual.
Speaker 3: So it is a lot of fun and you like that.
Speaker 3: Oh that's a lot of fun.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, I just freaking smoke weed and stare
Speaker 4: at it for freaking hours.
Speaker 2: Dude, monsters.
Speaker 3: We love Scanner, We love Scanner. Oakland's fine.
Speaker 2: So did you retire some of the Sunboard that will
Speaker 2: ever hear them again? Is that what you're trying to say?
Speaker 3: Are no?
Speaker 4: What is this?
Speaker 3: What is this narrative? What is this narrative you're pushing
Speaker 3: out on? What's going on?
Speaker 2: Well? See, I think the exciting thing for the podcast
Speaker 2: would be like, you know, we're back, We're doing We're back,
Speaker 2: totally different. We're back. It's going to be totally different.
Speaker 3: Yeah, huh. Are we still part of it or is
Speaker 3: it just you?
Speaker 2: I'm doing my own podcast.
Speaker 3: What are these ideas that come out on air? Like
Speaker 3: the expectations? What's going on here? Here's my pitch?
Speaker 2: Here's okay, I like this. We make a big deal
Speaker 2: about retiring certain things from the podcast including people.
Speaker 3: All right, fine, I get it. I'm out.
Speaker 2: We do a whole twenty minutes on retiring whatever one
Speaker 2: that we decide, or maybe a handful that we decide,
Speaker 2: we're retiring these. We're no longer going to do the
Speaker 2: cause of diarrheal or whatever we choose. I don't know
Speaker 2: if that's the one or nothing.
Speaker 1: And are we doing like a Sarah McLaughlin, I will
Speaker 1: remember you moment to these.
Speaker 4: Oh I believe, so, I believe we have to Well,
Speaker 4: just you guys, the fans go ahead and uh send
Speaker 4: in your votes for what gets the shop?
Speaker 3: Yeah. Wait, the fans get to decide or do we
Speaker 3: get to decide? I feel like we should decide this. Well,
Speaker 3: here's Kyle, here's what we do. The fans. Well, I
Speaker 3: let fans decide everything in my life, the fans. That's
Speaker 3: why my kids are named Baskin Robbins as neglected.
Speaker 2: It's so good my son Zeo's pizza.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Uh no.
Speaker 2: If we let the fans decide, and then when we
Speaker 2: don't like with the fans aside, we just do whatever
Speaker 2: we had.
Speaker 3: Yeah. So that's democracy. Yeah, they do the leg work
Speaker 3: and then we have the veto power veto power.
Speaker 4: Yeah absolutely, yeah, yeah on that Yeah, I like it,
Speaker 4: you know, and then it'll be a very special episode
Speaker 4: of this is important.
Speaker 1: Okay, well because I because I reached out to Blazer
Speaker 1: just a few days ago about the soundboard and I
Speaker 1: was like, I think we got to make some room
Speaker 1: because the Cat Williams interview.
Speaker 4: Oh, we're back to some topical stuff.
Speaker 1: I'm like, is our entire podcast now just gonna be
Speaker 1: sound bites from that from Cat Williams.
Speaker 4: That's a tough one to pull from because it's three
Speaker 4: hours of gold.
Speaker 3: Dude, I have not seen the whole thing. I'm trying to,
Speaker 3: but it's it's really long.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, by the way, you do not have to
Speaker 2: watch it's so long.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I fell asleep on Friday listening to that ship.
Speaker 3: It's way too long.
Speaker 2: I watched like thirty minutes of it and was like,
Speaker 2: just give me the heavy hitters.
Speaker 3: I just want to see him. There's highlights on YouTube. Yeah,
Speaker 3: just the highlights this one. I feel like when I
Speaker 3: watched the highlights though, it's pretty much the first thirty minutes,
Speaker 3: like he came out fucking hot and did all the.
Speaker 2: Dirty swinging here. He had a fucking hit list, ready to.
Speaker 3: God an agenda, and then what like the last two
Speaker 3: hours or just recipes that he recommends that I don't know.
Speaker 4: I haven't He tells fans how to make snicker doodles.
Speaker 3: I make a macaroni cheese. That's Cedric the.
Speaker 1: Entertainer can't fuck where you're like, oh, that's not as interesting.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Hugh can't fuck with.
Speaker 2: Be strogan on.
Speaker 3: Bitch, you don't think I can make ramen. Ricky Smiley
Speaker 3: can't cook because Ricky Smiley can't cook.
Speaker 2: Guy Tori can't touch my jambalayah. Bitch, I got onto.
Speaker 3: But Cat is fucking cool, right, I can say it right?
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, I think he's I think Kevin Hard had
Speaker 2: the best I come back. He was like Cat it
Speaker 2: was he said. Essentially, he was like, you're the a legend,
Speaker 2: You're fantastic. You had it all. You can't blame anyone
Speaker 2: else for you falling off except for yourself. Didn't do
Speaker 2: the press stuff. You didn't show up.
Speaker 3: He's too cool. Cats problem too cool.
Speaker 2: He was just too cool. He didn't show up to
Speaker 2: the thing. And when you don't show up to the thing,
Speaker 2: they don't want to hire you.
Speaker 3: The next time, right, right, fucking disaster. My god.
Speaker 2: That being said, ten years after he's falling off, he
Speaker 2: can release a pretty dope podcast that we're all excited about.
Speaker 1: I do think it's an interesting I do think it's
Speaker 1: an interesting kind of like, uh, what's the word here?
Speaker 1: Just like looking at the way things pan out. So
Speaker 1: it's like, yeah, if you're Kevin Hart, you're a super
Speaker 1: nice guy. You say yes to a lot of things.
Speaker 1: You show up and you you do the the things
Speaker 1: outside of what we can call stand up or the art,
Speaker 1: right yeah, And Kat is like, I'm not really interested
Speaker 1: in that bullshit. That's not what I'm doing. I'm here
Speaker 1: to make stand up, do art, make people laugh and
Speaker 1: be the best at.
Speaker 4: That and fight fourteen year old And so what's what's more?
Speaker 3: What's better?
Speaker 1: What's cooler being Kevin Hart and having a thousand watches
Speaker 1: and being a decent Sure, yeah that's cool, But no
Speaker 1: one's gonna remember your watches player, right, watches are tight.
Speaker 3: Goodbye, They're gonna remember that one dope interview you gave.
Speaker 1: Like, I'll say this, does Kevin Hart ever want Kat
Speaker 1: william to open up for him? I'm sure Kat Williams
Speaker 1: would let anybody open up for him, because Kat knows
Speaker 1: Cat's gonna be scratching. But you know what I'm saying, Like,
Speaker 1: I don't think he's angry. I think he's just kind
Speaker 1: of like, let's just let's just set the table here
Speaker 1: and remind everybody that, like of course, of course, but
Speaker 1: like I think it's because the emphasis on on this
Speaker 1: business now is on the watches.
Speaker 2: Like I don't think it's he didn't mention watches from
Speaker 2: what I remember.
Speaker 4: But.
Speaker 1: I'm saying, like the signifiers of making it, the signifiers
Speaker 1: of success, we got it, we have it really twisted
Speaker 1: right now.
Speaker 2: Well, if there's a level of professionalism that I think
Speaker 2: Kat just does not have, Like he straight up wouldn't
Speaker 2: show up to stand up gigs, He straight up wouldn't
Speaker 2: show up when he's shooting, wouldn't show up on set,
Speaker 2: and they're like looking for him, like you have to.
Speaker 2: If you sign up for a job, you have to
Speaker 2: do the job.
Speaker 3: Yeah I'm not. I'm not denying them.
Speaker 2: When there's press stuff, you have to go do the press.
Speaker 1: Stuff, right, But what I'm stressing is I would argue
Speaker 1: he's more professional about the one thing he cares about,
Speaker 1: which is the creation itself, like doing the stand up,
Speaker 1: Like he's putting in the legwork and making it happen,
Speaker 1: whereas you watch some other stands specials and you're like,
Speaker 1: this doesn't seem super tight.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but then they go and do all the PR
Speaker 3: work and then it becomes huge, you know what I mean,
Speaker 3: because because they've done the legs work, their their commitment
Speaker 3: to the craft is committing to the PR instead. I'm
Speaker 3: not arguing either way, by the way, I'm just kind
Speaker 3: of like, this is fascinating to me to have him
Speaker 3: be Like I.
Speaker 2: Also haven't watched Kat Williams new special. Has he released
Speaker 2: a new special in a while?
Speaker 1: I mean I just watched that one in Florida where
Speaker 1: he just went for twenty minutes on the weather and
Speaker 1: I was rolling.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Ude, I'm so he's wildly so good.
Speaker 3: He is azing fun.
Speaker 2: I mean, I told you guys about the time when
Speaker 2: I did New Faces in Montreal, which is like a
Speaker 2: big They invite the twenty new comic from around the
Speaker 2: world and call them the New Faces a comedy blah
Speaker 2: blah blah, and they so I was invited and I
Speaker 2: performed my set and then afterwards the same crowd sat
Speaker 2: around for the Masters and it and Kat Williams was
Speaker 2: going to be one of the masters. As we're we're
Speaker 2: like going and we're sitting in the back waiting to
Speaker 2: watch the show, and we had just gotten done and
Speaker 2: it's pretty exciting, you know, because we just did our
Speaker 2: sets and all of a sudden, these women come through
Speaker 2: that are basically wearing lingerie I'm assuming prostitutes.
Speaker 3: And they weren't stand ups. No, they weren't standing there.
Speaker 3: It was Amy Schumer.
Speaker 5: They were masters though they were masters Whitney, they were
Speaker 5: masters of something. They go, ladies and gentlemen, take your seats.
Speaker 5: Kat Williams is in the building and they walked through
Speaker 5: the whole audience just being like, take your seats.
Speaker 2: Kat Williams has a rive.
Speaker 3: This is the professionals I'm talking about. That's like the
Speaker 3: woman from Carmen Sandy. This was six.
Speaker 2: I feel like he had it all together at six
Speaker 2: and then something better than after that.
Speaker 1: But that is so I think he realized I don't
Speaker 1: want to play the game of like having to do
Speaker 1: all the press and that kind of stuff.
Speaker 3: I don't think he's cut out for it. Sorry, no, no,
Speaker 3: I was just saying the same thing basically that that's
Speaker 3: like going above and beyond for the craft of that
Speaker 3: show that he's doing, where he's being recognized as a
Speaker 3: master for what he wants to do. He doesn't give
Speaker 3: a fuck about he's the master of promoting. That's just uh,
Speaker 3: he doesn't care. You know who he reminded me of.
Speaker 4: I mean that sounds like he promoted pretty well. If
Speaker 4: he has strippers going through telling you to take your seat.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, it seems like he was doing pretty well
Speaker 2: of that.
Speaker 3: Mean, you're right, maybe you should talk to Cat, like,
Speaker 3: maybe you should bend this a little bit.
Speaker 4: I would love to I'm the one who told him
Speaker 4: to go to club.
Speaker 3: He listened to me.
Speaker 1: I do love if if Blake just walked up and
Speaker 1: said one sentence to Cat. I envisioned him looking at
Speaker 1: you for just a moment to let you know that
Speaker 1: was not okay to approach Jim, and then walking away.
Speaker 1: But the vibe I get from Kat is like, to me,
Speaker 1: he reminds me of Paul Mooney, who, again, just every
Speaker 1: sentence he says is like the funniest thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 4: Right, Yeah, I think he's a pretty prolific guy.
Speaker 3: But Adam's thinking Kyle Mooney, which also also very funny dude.
Speaker 4: Arguably kind of the same comic Cat and Kyle, but
Speaker 4: kind of the same, like yeah, kind of the same vibe,
Speaker 4: same length hair.
Speaker 3: H what else? I mean?
Speaker 4: I just think that, uh, you know, Kat likes to
Speaker 4: have a mystique and be mysterious, and I do also
Speaker 4: think he has the comedy to back it up.
Speaker 1: But yeah, he's a bit of a and he's a
Speaker 1: private guy. Like you don't people, you don't know, people
Speaker 1: don't know that he had all these adopted kids and stuff.
Speaker 3: Yeah he does.
Speaker 2: And you're like, yeah, what and they like took him
Speaker 2: away and ship even the government.
Speaker 3: Oh damn no, Kevin Hart, that's why he's pits When.
Speaker 2: Here I'm trying to read about that right now.
Speaker 3: I feel like he was trying to say that all
Speaker 3: that shit was fucking bold.
Speaker 2: In December twenty eighth, two thousand two, Well was arrested
Speaker 2: on child in dangerment charges. He was held in lieu
Speaker 2: of one hundred thousand dollars bail, and his four of
Speaker 2: his adopted child children were placed in protective custody.
Speaker 3: Oh shit, this is on the entertainer's website. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: The DLS putting this shit out yea. Now this is
Speaker 2: on the on his wiki. Yeah, I read all this
Speaker 2: stuff the other day. He's a very troubled guy. He
Speaker 2: also like had this show in Oakland and then just
Speaker 2: like didn't show up and he sold like twenty thousand
Speaker 2: tickets in like two thousand and eight or something.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Again, he's not good when he's on stage.
Speaker 2: It's professional at a Yeah. Yeah, also like that, That's
Speaker 2: what I'm talking about. And he also like got in
Speaker 2: a fight with a heckler and then just walked off stage, yeah,
Speaker 2: and didn't come back in the audience. Is like there's
Speaker 2: like thousands of people that are like, well, just kick
Speaker 2: the heckler out, you could still perform, right. So it's
Speaker 2: that those things I feel like that's a stance. I
Speaker 2: don't think that's a stance I would take too. Yeah,
Speaker 2: if somebody at.
Speaker 4: The Live tour hit Kyle, you don't think Kyle would
Speaker 4: have definitely got.
Speaker 3: On principle alone, I would have been the fuck out
Speaker 3: of there.
Speaker 2: I don't think he hit. It was like he got
Speaker 2: in an argument with the heckler.
Speaker 3: It wasn't a fistified yeah, but I mean I get it, dude,
Speaker 3: if he's like, obviously he's the guy who gets hot
Speaker 3: when you have a bad day. Yeah, he gets too hot.
Speaker 3: He can't even handle his own thoughts. Man, he's got
Speaker 3: to fucking go, dude. And you guys, I can't remember Kyle.
Speaker 3: You and can't know each other from nothing, nothing, dude,
Speaker 3: because I know, because I know where I met Kat,
Speaker 3: I know our deep roots, our relationship and where that
Speaker 3: stemmed from. I'm just trying to trying to be empathetic
Speaker 3: to the guy right now, you know what I mean. Sure,
Speaker 3: And I feel like I would I could see that
Speaker 3: that I would do the same thing, be like, fuck this,
Speaker 3: I'm talking out of here. And then you're just like
Speaker 3: at that point it becomes a point of pride when
Speaker 3: you're like, I drew a line. Oops, I drew a line.
Speaker 3: My bad.
Speaker 2: Oh boy, But you, as a professional, Kyle, you have
Speaker 2: to go. You kick the guy who caused the trouble out.
Speaker 2: And I have a job to do because these five
Speaker 2: thousand people or however many people were at that show
Speaker 2: are here to see me perform, and I have to
Speaker 2: give them a show.
Speaker 3: When you're telling me that right now, when I'm in Toronto,
Speaker 3: show as fuck, I get it, but right after I've
Speaker 3: drawn a line, like, I don't know that I would
Speaker 3: see that in that moment, you.
Speaker 2: Know, Adam, you know he did draw a line, right,
Speaker 2: I didn't know that a line was drawn, And I
Speaker 2: know how important lines are for Kyle.
Speaker 3: I'm that's the scenario I'm concoct and Blake FROs and
Speaker 3: that's what's happening.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Blake FROs while doing a line of cocaine off
Speaker 2: his hand.
Speaker 3: He doesn't he got back back.
Speaker 4: Okay, sorry about that, Kat, Kat was as for I
Speaker 4: had to answer it real quick.
Speaker 3: Mm hmm.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying, Kat, he's done a bunch of stuff
Speaker 2: like that, that that's the reason he fell off, and
Speaker 2: it's nobody else's fault except for his own. Because I
Speaker 2: think he was saying like he's been blacklisted from Hollywood
Speaker 2: and Hollywood doesn't fuck with him, and you're like, well
Speaker 2: there's a reason. And he called Kevin Hart like a plant,
Speaker 2: like they planted him there. It's like, well, Kevin Hart.
Speaker 3: Did it his way.
Speaker 2: You did it your way, and your way caused these
Speaker 2: studios not to like you because you wouldn't show up
Speaker 2: on time.
Speaker 3: I read that entirely wrong. I thought he was calling
Speaker 3: him like a plant, like he has leaves.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, like like like he always leaves. Was the
Speaker 1: play of words. I don't think you got it.
Speaker 2: I might have gotten that one wrong.
Speaker 4: And that's that's my I haven't listened to the might
Speaker 4: want to rewatch the three hours again?
Speaker 3: Just yeah, check that out. I read. I read the
Speaker 3: transcript because that's just how I digest. Wait. One other
Speaker 3: thing about Kat that I don't know if you guys
Speaker 3: knew this, but circumcised dude. I My main takeaway is,
Speaker 3: dude used to go by Cat in the Hat. Yes,
Speaker 3: that is crazy. He did have a bit of a rebrand,
Speaker 3: didn't He did not know that?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 3: What the fuck? I will say when he goes when
Speaker 3: he's like uh.
Speaker 1: When he was saying, like Chris Tucker was getting nicknamed
Speaker 1: by Michael Jackson, He's like, you ever let a great
Speaker 1: another person give you a nickname.
Speaker 3: I'm like, aren't you cat? Yeah? Is it your name? Cat?
Speaker 3: You chose? Isn't your name Kat with two T cat? Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 3: What is his name? He was Cat in the Hat
Speaker 3: until he got to cease and desist from Disney. That's like,
Speaker 3: that's what he says. And then he had to change
Speaker 3: his name to Kat Williams. That's a multiverse right there,
Speaker 3: like Catherine Williams.
Speaker 4: Well.
Speaker 2: I also don't think the hat is own by Disney,
Speaker 2: Isn't that?
Speaker 3: That's what I was thinking too, And that's where I'm like,
Speaker 3: hold on a second.
Speaker 2: That's to Warner Brothers property, I believe.
Speaker 3: See there's holes in the guy's story.
Speaker 5: Yeah, see what I was like, Wait a minute, you
Speaker 5: know what, I don't know if Pat Ways is exactly trustworthy.
Speaker 2: He might be spinning some yarns and just.
Speaker 1: To like protect Weinstein for a second here. Oh god,
Speaker 1: I just don't buy that story. You have to Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, like, guy's a monster, but I don't know. Yep,
Speaker 1: I'm big on sarcasm in twenty twenty four.
Speaker 3: Sorry, go ahead, that's huge. I love it.
Speaker 2: So we're talking a lot about stand up or being
Speaker 2: on tour and uh, we just got off the tour.
Speaker 3: Guys. This is pretty exciting ship. I finally feel like
Speaker 3: I've I've recovered how many pounds have you guys lost each?
Speaker 3: I'm sitting pretty much the same.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm kind of the same.
Speaker 3: I was sticking to me a little bit. Those buzzballs
Speaker 3: aren't shedding.
Speaker 2: I think I think I dropped about five pounds, but
Speaker 2: I didn't gain any weight on tour.
Speaker 3: Weird, Okay, I gained all my weight prior.
Speaker 2: To going on tour.
Speaker 3: And you think you lost a lot of your beef
Speaker 3: muscle dog. No, I don't think so.
Speaker 2: Your boobs are huge some some beef muscle dog.
Speaker 3: You know what I did do after after tour, I
Speaker 3: I stopped. I stopped fucking drinking caffeine. Dude. I was like,
Speaker 3: oh yeah, bitch, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah it was it
Speaker 3: was like, well, we move. I just want to say
Speaker 3: that you want to moving right along? Okay? I read
Speaker 3: a book moving right along? Okay.
Speaker 4: So Kyle, how's that is it affecting your body?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I don't know. It's all right.
Speaker 2: Well that's cool. I mean I had I had surgery again.
Speaker 2: But yeah, you quit caffeine. Cool sick?
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, I stopped it. Okay, So tell me about
Speaker 3: life without caffeine in two seconds or less. Uh oh good?
Speaker 1: Okay, So how's it going? Did you get headaches? Did
Speaker 1: you have withdrawal? It's cool, but it's because no, it's
Speaker 1: because I was leaning on it so hard. And then
Speaker 1: the day after Christmas, I fucking fainted. I fainted hard.
Speaker 1: I went down really fucking hard.
Speaker 3: Dude. Yeah, he has risen. Yeah that's kind of crazy.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's wild, dude. Are you uh you know, how's
Speaker 2: your water intake? That's what everyone always says too.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I think it was due to dehydration, because on
Speaker 3: that day I was like, well I've had I was
Speaker 3: going to get a double espresso okay, and and before that,
Speaker 3: I was like, well I've already had four fucking cups
Speaker 3: of coffee and I don't remember having water, and so
Speaker 3: I so I was like, all right, sorry is coffee.
Speaker 3: Is coffee not hydrating? No, it's dehydrating. It dehydrates you.
Speaker 3: That was like diarrhea.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I leaned so hard on that ship. On the tour,
Speaker 3: I was like, well, I gotta I gotta put this
Speaker 3: in check my body. I collapsed in front of my family,
Speaker 3: and my thesiest way to collapse, dude, that is by
Speaker 3: far the bitches way.
Speaker 4: If you collapsed in front of your children, they're never
Speaker 4: gonna look at you, just say yeah, They're like huge.
Speaker 3: Children are like we're in We're in charge now. Dude.
Speaker 3: It sucks so bad, dude, My my five year old
Speaker 3: started crying. Well, yeah, my wife went into protect her mode.
Speaker 3: And then my two year old was laughing. Hysteros started.
Speaker 3: She started kicking you. Yeah, no, like just like picking
Speaker 3: me up and trying to take me to the bed.
Speaker 3: Are you okay, like really concerned? She just suplexed you. Yeah. Media,
Speaker 3: you just hear her say, oh, thank god. Finally, kids,
Speaker 3: get in the car. We're doing. The plan is an action.
Speaker 3: The plan is an action. Go go get you go back.
Speaker 2: She picks up the phone. She's already on the phone
Speaker 2: with her lawyer. All right, so it looks like it's happened.
Speaker 2: Can we transfer the fun you can?
Speaker 3: You can pick one.
Speaker 4: Phase two Face two is initiated.
Speaker 2: So he did sign that life insurance clause.
Speaker 3: Correct, he knew a chunked go.
Speaker 4: Yeah, then protector mode activated. Protective.
Speaker 3: She went into protector mode or like just general common
Speaker 3: sense mode. Yeah, and then my daughter was laughing hysterically.
Speaker 3: She's ship and I thought him doing hahas he's a comedian.
Speaker 3: She's sucking dark. She's got a dark sense of humor
Speaker 3: like Doug Well, that sucks, buddy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, definitely up your water and take what I like
Speaker 2: to do is I like to double fist. You got
Speaker 2: some coffee and then you know, chug a big ass
Speaker 2: glass of water.
Speaker 3: So, Kyle, because I know you you what have you
Speaker 3: replaced caffeine with? Yes, tea, it's just tea, dude, I
Speaker 3: have and I still I'm doing. Sorry. Tea has caffeine right, No, no,
Speaker 3: not like herbal teas. Herbal Teas doesn't have caffeine at all.
Speaker 3: How have you tried zoa? Have you tried zoa?
Speaker 2: I'm trying to I'm trying to do that. And also
Speaker 2: that's what we tried to unleash the beast. Yeah, energy
Speaker 2: drinks alcohol drink that is straight.
Speaker 3: I mean I hadn't had a Red Bull in fucking
Speaker 3: like five or ten years, and on the tour, I
Speaker 3: was sipping them during the shows. I was going, I
Speaker 3: know you do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, is that why you almost fainted on stage? I
Speaker 1: gotta you might want to get some blood work done, playboy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would get some blood work done because I drink.
Speaker 2: I feel like at the same level of caffeine or
Speaker 2: probably more than you drink.
Speaker 3: I did. I got blood. I got blood work done too.
Speaker 4: Okay, ragou this dude's blood Your blood is paste pecante, bro.
Speaker 3: This dude's blood is Classico. Yeah. Now I'm like all
Speaker 3: up on. I'm like I got a bit nutritionist. I'm
Speaker 3: like going going deep due. This dude's blood type is
Speaker 3: chef boy r d Oh. I love that for you Ca.
Speaker 3: You know what, come on? We had again, I haven't retired.
Speaker 3: We get them.
Speaker 4: We were going to retire the points, but they're still
Speaker 4: here today type spaghettio.
Speaker 3: So we have a lot of uh.
Speaker 2: I mean, what what would you guys say as far
Speaker 2: as tour goes? What was your favorite city?
Speaker 3: Guy? Oh? What is your favorite city? In wy Goo?
Speaker 3: That is a tough one. I'll go first, Okay, Well,
Speaker 3: I just know it was Chicago. That was just very
Speaker 3: cool for me to finally meet my parents.
Speaker 1: That was cool seeing that basically to have homies there
Speaker 1: and then to get them back stage after the show
Speaker 1: hang out with you guys, drink some beer, besa bitza.
Speaker 3: That was pretty rad. And the Chicago Theater was no joke.
Speaker 3: Oh beautiful Chicago Theater.
Speaker 4: That was our second stop on the tour, and that
Speaker 4: theater was so gorgeous like it it had me a
Speaker 4: little shook? Was that?
Speaker 2: So that's when you didn't talk for fifteen minutes in
Speaker 2: the middle of the well.
Speaker 3: That was the malort. That was hit chat. Yeah, you
Speaker 3: just slumped. My man was slumped. Oh sick, he was sick. Yeah.
Speaker 1: There were other highlights, but just like uh, in that
Speaker 1: context of like back home, sweet home Chicago, that was yeah, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was that was That was up the ante and
Speaker 1: you guys going to my folks place and us getting
Speaker 1: some Buffalo Joe's.
Speaker 3: That was that was really special. Brings a tear to
Speaker 3: my eye. That was very That was dope, so dope,
Speaker 3: I love.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was way fun. I mean, there's so many
Speaker 2: fun times on the tour. I wish I miss it already. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it was very fun.
Speaker 3: Pretty stoked to be home. How we just toured. I
Speaker 3: think I could do that forever. Oh really, honestly think
Speaker 3: I could do that, dude, There's no way I could have.
Speaker 3: I was like, no way, I can't do another fight,
Speaker 3: just just the way.
Speaker 2: Three days a week, just that. I feel like when
Speaker 2: we did when we were gone for longer than that,
Speaker 2: when it ended up being five or six days, that
Speaker 2: was a little too much. But when it was like
Speaker 2: you fly out, you do two shows, you fly back
Speaker 2: home that following day, I feel like I could do
Speaker 2: that forever it started.
Speaker 3: I'm on the same I'm adam, I'm on the same tip.
Speaker 1: I feel like I could do that three times a year,
Speaker 1: right right, yeah, yeah, I feel like I feel like
Speaker 1: with two I feel like two months of that would
Speaker 1: have been the sweet spot.
Speaker 3: By that third month, I was like, we did it, right,
Speaker 3: we did it. You were feeling it. Third month was good.
Speaker 3: It was done toasted.
Speaker 4: I remember being the airport and You're like, I'm not
Speaker 4: going to talk this weekend. I'm like, that's not going
Speaker 4: to be good.
Speaker 3: We need you to talk on the pod. And I did.
Speaker 3: I didn't Cat Williams situation, you little cat bastard. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I loved it, besides the not being able to walk
Speaker 2: by the end of it, uh and needing surgery because
Speaker 2: I fucked my sho.
Speaker 3: I'm like, did you remember we all almost died. I
Speaker 3: was in so much pain and and my hip.
Speaker 2: I didn't even tell you guys. So they they I
Speaker 2: got a new hip, not a new hip, but another
Speaker 2: hip surgery on my left side. Last time I got
Speaker 2: the right side. They found all the ship in there.
Speaker 2: They thought it was just a torn labor They were like,
Speaker 2: there's it's just the cause of your diarrhea.
Speaker 3: What did they find in there? Well, yeah, my old
Speaker 3: key micro machines from when I was a kid. Another
Speaker 3: stitch chicken chicken.
Speaker 2: Rope no cartilage had broken free and was floating in
Speaker 2: my hip joint. And they're like, that's like that, that's
Speaker 2: what I said, in your hip in your joint?
Speaker 3: So are you are you? Are you cured or is
Speaker 3: it like did we find it?
Speaker 2: That's part of it. That's part of it. So we
Speaker 2: fixed that. And then essentially from that, they're like, you
Speaker 2: probably need a new hip in the next five years.
Speaker 3: So I'm like six six hits.
Speaker 1: And so when they say new hip, does that mean
Speaker 1: that they like coat because it's like a ball in socket, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: So do they like remove the top of the leg
Speaker 1: bone the femur or do they coat that in something
Speaker 1: and then they coat the socket in something, so you
Speaker 1: have I.
Speaker 2: Believe it's like a full implant. I believe they like
Speaker 2: take your hip out and put the new hip in.
Speaker 3: Right. So, yeah, so the whole thing that holds the femur,
Speaker 3: I think, So, I think.
Speaker 2: So, I mean, I don't know, I have not I
Speaker 2: was just told this and I'm going to put off
Speaker 2: researching it for four and a half more years.
Speaker 4: I've definitely had people in my lives that have got
Speaker 4: hip surgeries, but they're also old that when they talk
Speaker 4: about it, I do not listen.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, dude, yeah, Like it's like you're too
Speaker 3: busy sexualizing them.
Speaker 2: Well, it's such an old person surgery. And so it
Speaker 2: really sucks because I'm doing a ton of physical therapy,
Speaker 2: you know. And so I'm doing a ton of physical therapy.
Speaker 3: Is that everyone there.
Speaker 2: Like I'll meet young people and they're like, what are
Speaker 2: you in for? Thinking like knees or you hurt yourself
Speaker 2: playing basketball? And then I say hip, and you see
Speaker 2: they like loose respect for me in the moment the face.
Speaker 3: Yeah no, we know your hip, but what are you
Speaker 3: here for? And I'm gonna go ahead and get in
Speaker 3: protect their boat? Oh wow. So so it's saying like
Speaker 3: producer and just drop. And it's not like they're not
Speaker 3: even taking out the whole hip. They're just replacing the
Speaker 3: damaged parts with like ceramic, like fucking coffee cups. That's
Speaker 3: what I'm saying, That's what I thought.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so they take the but they take the damaged
Speaker 2: part out and then replace that new.
Speaker 3: Can the brain.
Speaker 2: As far as surgeries go, like in one of your
Speaker 2: joints hips, are the best ones the easiest to bounce back.
Speaker 1: Once again, Adam Devine. Adam Devine doesn't fuck around. He
Speaker 1: wants the best. He does the best.
Speaker 3: I want the best of the easiest.
Speaker 4: Hey, the diesels, wait on a real wait, just to
Speaker 4: circle back, please.
Speaker 1: They went in and found baby shark cartilage, right, had
Speaker 1: they never been in there before.
Speaker 3: They'd only been in the other hip.
Speaker 2: They've only been in the other hip, and the other
Speaker 2: hip was just like there was an impingement and a
Speaker 2: torn labram and they fixed the impingement and blake labram.
Speaker 3: What is blake? Just for people listening, impingement is it's
Speaker 3: science science? Okay, So they they had never been.
Speaker 4: I thought heard queuing up the board the board. You
Speaker 4: want me to give an educated guess to what impingement?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's kind of fun. I don't know. Wait can
Speaker 3: you wait?
Speaker 2: Can you mean you couldn't guess what impingement?
Speaker 4: I would guess that it's when nerves are being pinched
Speaker 4: and they're in they're being impingement.
Speaker 1: Yeah, something something, it's a little it's actually a little
Speaker 1: tiny breath mint that you pinch. It's a little impingement
Speaker 1: and rather you have a little bit of Kyle, what
Speaker 1: do you think means it's.
Speaker 3: Like a smint? Huh? What it means? Thank you? It's
Speaker 3: an impingement. It's an impingement. What do you think in
Speaker 3: pensman is Ky? It's obviously some kind of obstruction of sorts.
Speaker 3: O good answer, good answer.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, essentially it is. It's it's when your ball
Speaker 2: and socket and it's it's supposed to be a perfect circle,
Speaker 2: and mine must shaped like an egg. So when it
Speaker 2: would get all the way out, it would catch on
Speaker 2: the the socket.
Speaker 1: So it would and they were like, as long as
Speaker 1: you're not ever doing the jazz blits, you'll be fine.
Speaker 2: And so then they shaved it down to make it
Speaker 2: a perfect ball so he can move around the joint proper. Okay,
Speaker 2: So they did that to both hips, and I'm moving
Speaker 2: around a lot better than I was those last handful
Speaker 2: of shows.
Speaker 3: I was like in New York.
Speaker 2: I was just a shell of a man. I would
Speaker 2: I would just get transported to the show. They'd shove
Speaker 2: me on stage.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they'd roll you out, Yeah, place you in your sofa. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and we just let him rid give me my go juice.
Speaker 3: Here he goes again. Dude, that was I do wish
Speaker 3: that you were like, yeah, I'm moving better. And then
Speaker 3: like we hung out and saw you walk and it
Speaker 3: was like crazy, but we couldn't tell you. I just
Speaker 3: gallop everywhere I go. You look like a fucking giraffe
Speaker 3: with diarrhea, just kind of like you look like something
Speaker 3: not a dark crystal. Yeah, you look like a gorilla.
Speaker 3: When he's up on his hind legs.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, they walk a hell of cool. Just wow,
Speaker 4: he's got a wattle. My boy's got a water with
Speaker 4: that walk.
Speaker 2: Any other what do you think your favorite city both
Speaker 2: maybe to perform in and hang out in.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think too. I think my favorite performance might
Speaker 3: have been San Antonio. I really like I really like
Speaker 3: that show. I thought it was run That's and I
Speaker 3: sang Selena and that was like from like back in
Speaker 3: the recesses of.
Speaker 4: Like, yeah, that was great Deep bring yeah the Deep.
Speaker 3: Raid, And it was like but also there was Columbus.
Speaker 3: What the fuck? I do not remember Columbus, What the
Speaker 3: hell happened there? That was when Kyle Guests was at
Speaker 3: that show. Chorge Blumber, whichever one I think we had.
Speaker 3: I think I had the recliner at that show, and
Speaker 3: I really love that. It was such a comfy show.
Speaker 3: That was nice.
Speaker 2: We also had just gone from uh Cleveland, Cleveland and
Speaker 2: did the Rock Roll Hall of Fame, and I feel
Speaker 2: like that gave us a lot of fun amo to
Speaker 2: talk about all the cool ship we had just call
Speaker 2: at him good call, and I was I really wanted
Speaker 2: the uh the like lits wing. I was like really confused.
Speaker 2: The middle of Mud didn't have a wing?
Speaker 3: There? Did we call ourselves crow nuts? I can't remember
Speaker 3: Young crow Hearts dude, Yeah, young crot Cheryl crow Man.
Speaker 2: I mean she doesn't get the love and respect that
Speaker 2: that she deserves. Yeah, the young show crow.
Speaker 3: She's a hotty Yeah, dude, it's out of control. But
Speaker 3: she just did the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
Speaker 3: I think she just got inducted, or at least she
Speaker 3: performed at the thing that was on TV the other night.
Speaker 3: Good for her.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean they sure had a spread for her
Speaker 2: already at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. They did, Yeah,
Speaker 2: so she must have been inducted before or they knew
Speaker 2: that she was going to get inducted. So they're like, hey,
Speaker 2: let's let's make sure the young crowhrds have something to
Speaker 2: look at.
Speaker 3: Let's grab her bell bottoms. Yeah, her little lace up
Speaker 3: leather bell bottoms. Let's get those little bell bombs. It
Speaker 3: was wild to see.
Speaker 2: You would see like a piece of clothing and it
Speaker 2: transported you right back to watching those videos in the
Speaker 2: late nineties, yeah, early two thousands. Like I saw the
Speaker 2: red Fedora and I go, that's Kid Rocks red Fedora.
Speaker 3: Oh fuck yeah, instantly transported.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I think I was standing next to doors
Speaker 2: and you were like, how do you know that? And
Speaker 2: I was like, I don't know, I just know, and
Speaker 2: then sure enough it was.
Speaker 3: Yeah. It just took like a bad as.
Speaker 4: Adam's eyes rolled in the back of his head and
Speaker 4: he's like, get Rocks. Presence is near.
Speaker 3: I'm sensing kid.
Speaker 2: I am an American badass. You understand. The I legitimate
Speaker 2: son of man.
Speaker 3: Was Columbus in the the Mason Jar. I think it
Speaker 3: was it was Go go ghosts that place hass some
Speaker 3: tunnels underneath. I bet no. That was that was Cleveland.
Speaker 3: Where was that, Adam? That was Cleveland? That was Cleveland.
Speaker 3: That was the one right before.
Speaker 2: Okay, Columbus was the one that we had the tiny
Speaker 2: dressing room and the elevator to it was like four
Speaker 2: stories up the dressing room, and then I kept taking
Speaker 2: the shitty elevator up and down.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm gonna get I'm gonna die in here.
Speaker 2: And and then with that cool old Gas came, like
Speaker 2: Ryan Gas came and kicked it with File Gash, sorry
Speaker 2: Kyle Gas, his son Ryan. A lot of people don't
Speaker 2: know who's Ryan. I think I went to high school
Speaker 2: with a Ryan Gas.
Speaker 3: Actually I might have been there and I hated correct
Speaker 3: you was your friend from That's my bad.
Speaker 2: Yeah, those were great shows. Those were really fun shows.
Speaker 4: Those were yeah, go ahead, Blake, uh you I had too,
Speaker 4: but I would have to say, I mean Seattle was
Speaker 4: fucking fun as fuck.
Speaker 3: Oh Seattle, Dude.
Speaker 4: That was Halloween and we all had the costumes and
Speaker 4: it was just a blast and dude.
Speaker 2: And also like our old friends from way back in
Speaker 2: the day that we haven't seen and probably like legit
Speaker 2: fifteen years came out and it's cool to connect with
Speaker 2: people that there was a girl friend group that we
Speaker 2: knew that none of us had ever hooked up there
Speaker 2: was no like mixing like that. It was just like
Speaker 2: they were a fun group of girls to go hang
Speaker 2: out and party with when we were in our early twenties.
Speaker 2: And not that I didn't want to, they just they
Speaker 2: just weren't interested. But it was cool to see them,
Speaker 2: Like we were such good friends back then, and then
Speaker 2: they moved away and we hadn't seen each other in
Speaker 2: fifteen years. To reconnect it was fucking awesome.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I went right back to just being drunk around him.
Speaker 3: It was fun.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Christie Alison. Yeah, we saw Mary in Cleveland.
Speaker 2: Yeh yeh very it's a party.
Speaker 3: After after Seattle. That's when I tried LSD with Blake.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah.
Speaker 2: It was kind of this guy, this guy quick caffeine,
Speaker 2: but he's on that LSD.
Speaker 4: Yeah, gave up caffeine and alcohol.
Speaker 2: It's like, yeah, I have a nutritions eating really healthy.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I did a lot of acid on the tour. Yeah.
Speaker 3: It was like in the form of a spray. It
Speaker 3: was a spray. It was like banaka. Oh oh it's
Speaker 3: a spray. Oh then a spray okay, yeah, justifying it
Speaker 3: or anything. It was l D baby, and it was
Speaker 3: it was nice. I liked it.
Speaker 2: Hey, did you go on a little ride with that
Speaker 2: or what was the deal it was? It kicked in
Speaker 2: a little late for me, Like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it started to hit me day two.
Speaker 2: So did you go to bed? We're able to go
Speaker 2: to sleep or that's my trouble with doing drugs. When
Speaker 2: you're out, You're like, well, I'm gonna want to go
Speaker 2: to bed at about three am. I don't want to
Speaker 2: stay up at six am and like look at my bedspread,
Speaker 2: be like.
Speaker 3: No, I was able to sleep, like you were able
Speaker 3: to sleep? Right?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I can't remember, but I like Blake's like I
Speaker 4: slept upside down in my closet, but I woke up
Speaker 4: hanging from my ankles.
Speaker 3: He was weird. Dude thought he was Michael Keaton because
Speaker 3: I just remember that. Yeah, the next morning I went
Speaker 3: and played pickleball, and that shit fucking looked cool. Dude,
Speaker 3: Like I saw the angles, I saw the matrix. You
Speaker 3: think you played pickleball that morning? Yeah, this dude was
Speaker 3: the hotel lobby with a clipboard like sleep alone. He'll
Speaker 3: be fine. He'll find his sir. Those are apples to
Speaker 3: be eaten. Welcome back to the Double Tree.
Speaker 4: Kansas City was rowdy, dude, and they went on so
Speaker 4: freaking hyped in Kansas City. I was about to say
Speaker 4: that crowd was fucking nuts, dude.
Speaker 2: That was a good My parents went to both shows,
Speaker 2: and my dad was like he blamed us. He was like,
Speaker 2: you guys really brought it in Kansas City? Would you
Speaker 2: phone in it in in Omaha?
Speaker 3: Those are our last two shows that actually sounded like
Speaker 3: your dad, there, we'll do it a lot.
Speaker 2: And I go, uh, I mean we weren't phoning it in.
Speaker 2: It's the podcast was just us talking like you know
Speaker 2: we we had it's always phoned in, dad, But yeah,
Speaker 2: it's always phoned in.
Speaker 3: Do you know what his because yeah, I can never tell,
Speaker 3: like if we're phoning it in or not? Right right
Speaker 3: now we are? Yeah, well yeah, right now we are.
Speaker 3: This is what's his metric. Why did he, as an
Speaker 3: audience member think that we were phoning it in?
Speaker 2: I think it was because the Omaha audience were a
Speaker 2: great audience. They did, they were fantastic, but they didn't
Speaker 2: they weren't as rowdy. I think they were respectful. They
Speaker 2: were like, it's actually very excited and were just a
Speaker 2: more respectful crowd, which some crowds are more respect.
Speaker 3: Chicago was like that. Chicago was not uproarious, but they
Speaker 3: were big.
Speaker 2: And yeah, we sold a lot of tickets, like, oh,
Speaker 2: we were packed to the fucking brim. There was three
Speaker 2: thousand people there there.
Speaker 3: It was wild, dude. I saw a person standing in
Speaker 3: the aisle that was wild dude.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And and I just feel like they were just a
Speaker 2: more courteous crowd when Kansas City was just debacherous.
Speaker 1: By the way, they were unbelievable. I mean, dude, Kansas City,
Speaker 1: how to control Omaha? Very courteous, yes.
Speaker 3: And uh Kansas City debaucherous. There was people got fucked up.
Speaker 2: And then we went and partied with uh my family afterwards,
Speaker 2: and I mean my Aunt Patty bellied up with Patty
Speaker 2: is a fucking legend. Yeah, just fucking pounded shots. Aunt
Speaker 2: Patti style loved it.
Speaker 3: I was wrestling with the uncle on the dance floor. Dude,
Speaker 3: I thought he was gonna I thought he was gonna
Speaker 3: fucking kick your ass. Bro Uncle Math throwing it down.
Speaker 2: Aunt Cindy was there, Aunt Julie and Julie, who you
Speaker 2: rarely see throw down, was going for it.
Speaker 3: That was a blast show. Yeah. Yeah, but the hell no,
Speaker 3: I caught it in my mouth though, but technically that
Speaker 3: is the face I feel for me.
Speaker 2: I think it was fairly early on. It was that
Speaker 2: Phoenix show I just thought was wild, the celebrity theater
Speaker 2: show where it's it's in the round and and the
Speaker 2: farthest seat away in that theater is like seventy feet
Speaker 2: which is not very far, and so it felt like
Speaker 2: it was right on top of you. And you know,
Speaker 2: there's twenty five hundred people there and they were wild
Speaker 2: and crazy. They were like trying to climb on the
Speaker 2: stage and ship.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: That was the only show where I was like, I
Speaker 1: think we're not going to be alone on stage by
Speaker 1: the end of this right was it was?
Speaker 2: It was way wild, which uh, which was just really fun.
Speaker 2: I was like, damn, this is it was like hurting cats. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that one was off hurting cats. I meant hurting heard.
Speaker 3: Different thing, different things. So it was like ripping cats
Speaker 3: in half. Yeah. I thought you were talking about like
Speaker 3: bending their legs this way, and I was like, where
Speaker 3: are we doing it? And then you I miss, I
Speaker 3: miss understood.
Speaker 4: It's hurting. It was hurting bro hurting wait real real
Speaker 4: quick seattle thing.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 3: I was just back home Dick and uh what Dick
Speaker 3: in that chucky costume?
Speaker 4: Come on, we're all thinking, okay, sure all think.
Speaker 3: I was like, oh yeah, it got me going.
Speaker 4: I can't forget that. I see it when I closed
Speaker 4: my eyes apparently turns and circling back for that. Looks
Speaker 4: like you got a hand grenade down there. Bro, What
Speaker 4: the hell is that a good shape?
Speaker 3: It's like a cornish game hend in you said, it's
Speaker 3: like a cornish game's hand and thing of two more
Speaker 3: things that I don't think work. And just let me
Speaker 3: tell this story real quick.
Speaker 1: I was at home water, okay, and my mom had
Speaker 1: like these pictures out on like a table that she
Speaker 1: was like going through because they're like trying to move
Speaker 1: sooner or whatever. And there was a picture of her
Speaker 1: and my brothers and my dad at the like what
Speaker 1: is the fish market right there? Yeah, like standing at
Speaker 1: the bottom of those they were like a cousin's wedding.
Speaker 1: And I was at a swim meet or some shit,
Speaker 1: and they were standing at the bottom of those stairs
Speaker 1: to the restaurant that we went ate out.
Speaker 3: Oh what was that place?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 3: Was it called Matt's My Matt's Mikes. Yeah, but this
Speaker 3: picture from like fucking Pikes fifteen twenty years ago. Matt's
Speaker 3: at the market, I believe, Yeah, yeah yeah, And I
Speaker 3: was like, dude, I was just there a few weeks ago.
Speaker 3: That's crazy, Like standing right there, that's awesome. I love that.
Speaker 3: It was just weird. It was just like a fucking
Speaker 3: weird thing. Yeah, state is.
Speaker 4: Weird, and we have really good weather. The whole trip
Speaker 4: was fucking cool. It's cool to see all the cities.
Speaker 3: Man. The LSD rocks bro I feel Austin was the
Speaker 3: ship was shit? Yeah, yes, Texas had me scared when
Speaker 3: I was smoking weed behind after the Texas had me scared.
Speaker 3: There were a couple of places where I'm like, where
Speaker 3: am I is?
Speaker 4: This?
Speaker 3: Are you? That was the LSD. The LSD You're finally
Speaker 3: kicked in. You were fine cow I know, but people
Speaker 3: backstage would be like, oh, you got to put it out.
Speaker 3: I'm like, what the fuck state am I in where
Speaker 3: you can't smoke weed? Like Texas? Texas? Yeah, you're in Texas?
Speaker 3: Are you asking me? I didn't. Yeah, I didn't know
Speaker 3: where I was and I didn't like that part.
Speaker 2: Well, you knew where you were because you flew there.
Speaker 2: We all traveled there together, you knew where you were.
Speaker 2: It was Texas.
Speaker 3: I didn't like that part cowboy hats, cowboy boats.
Speaker 2: I think that Texas Road was probably my favorite because
Speaker 2: we drove from I mean, dude, just at the driving
Speaker 2: was the most fun because then you stop at a
Speaker 2: weird truck stop or weird gas station.
Speaker 3: We all get out. We you know, Czechoslovakian, can we talk?
Speaker 3: Waco Wacos was awesome. I mean, that was a very
Speaker 3: that was a highlight. That was fucking sick. I'm not
Speaker 3: even a good surfer.
Speaker 2: It stuff that Wacos Surf and it was it was planned,
Speaker 2: but Waco Surf is like one of the I think
Speaker 2: there's They said there's two or three in the whole
Speaker 2: country where they have these like uh man made waves
Speaker 2: and they are perfect and they can, uh they could
Speaker 2: give you like a one hundred different types of waves.
Speaker 2: And they gave us like, you know, you guys are
Speaker 2: beginners here, this will get you up, and uh, sure
Speaker 2: enough we could all get up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they said we broke some sort of record. Yeah
Speaker 3: that's the greatest. Yeah, it was right after us.
Speaker 2: They were like we get out and we're like, oh right,
Speaker 2: we actually did it and then they're like, Wow, good
Speaker 2: job guys, Wow man, way to go. All right, we're
Speaker 2: up now. And then they turn on the music and
Speaker 2: it was suddenly like yeah, and they're just ripping it up.
Speaker 3: I know. I wish we would have had a play list.
Speaker 3: I think it would have been cool. They turned up
Speaker 3: the waves to eleven. I think one of those guys
Speaker 3: was either a pro or a semi pro. And then
Speaker 3: those were like his homies and they were just crazy.
Speaker 3: They were absolutely gnar with it.
Speaker 4: There was that dude out there just in like a
Speaker 4: Texas flagged speedo and a cowboy hat and neither of
Speaker 4: them were coming off as he shredded the way.
Speaker 3: How does that work? Raizy? Wait, which which one? And
Speaker 3: do you think the I was like, do you think
Speaker 3: the speedo should should come off? Somehow? I was watching
Speaker 3: just rubbing his hands on the shoreline, like, I bet
Speaker 3: one of them comes off. One of them is gonna
Speaker 3: come off anyway. Want to make a bet?
Speaker 4: You might want to make a b which one I
Speaker 4: could get off first?
Speaker 3: Oh boy, if those aren't coming off, I'm coming. Look
Speaker 3: at that boy's hand grenade right there is that he's
Speaker 3: got a hand grenade and a water. Is that a
Speaker 3: boxing glove in his pants? Or is he just happy
Speaker 3: to see? Is that a long horn in his pants? Corners?
Speaker 3: The damn? So what are your memories from the tour, Blake?
Speaker 3: You're digging the costume, the one guy in the speedo,
Speaker 3: you know, his dick, who's the other dick? Who's other dick?
Speaker 3: What else?
Speaker 4: What else?
Speaker 3: What else? What else? What else? What else?
Speaker 2: It was always it was always the next morning. I
Speaker 2: would you know, you talk to Isaac the next morning
Speaker 2: and uh he I'd be like, oh, yeah, well you know,
Speaker 2: we left the bar and went home and he's like yeah.
Speaker 2: And then Blake wouldn't leave my hotel room.
Speaker 3: I'm like what he's like, He's like yeah.
Speaker 2: It was like four am, and Blake was just like
Speaker 2: drinking all my beers.
Speaker 3: What Blake would do most nights would go.
Speaker 4: We want to see him changing his pajamas.
Speaker 3: We go back to the hotel, we would go to bed.
Speaker 2: Blake would then follow Isaac to his room, drink all
Speaker 2: of his beers and then and then fall asleep on
Speaker 2: his floor. And Isaac had to be like, yo, you
Speaker 2: have to go to your room. You have to go
Speaker 2: to your room.
Speaker 4: I don't like you guys tell me to I just
Speaker 4: like the guy at he'st my late night captain.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, I mean it's tour life, baby. I'm just
Speaker 3: trying to make I'm just trying to.
Speaker 4: Make the nights last as long as possible.
Speaker 3: I love that. Yeah, he likes sunrising, but you got
Speaker 3: to get up the next morning, dude.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I drank in your room a couple of nights.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was fun like that, like in New York
Speaker 2: when we were all drinking I think in your room,
Speaker 2: and then the next day we had press to go
Speaker 2: do like much like Kat Williams and uh, and.
Speaker 3: Now you get it.
Speaker 2: And then you didn't show up, and we're like, where's Blake?
Speaker 2: And then you called and then you were mad at us.
Speaker 3: I give him a call. You're like, well, why didn't
Speaker 3: you know he was mad at you? He was mad
Speaker 3: at you. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Then we went out to lunch after we went and
Speaker 2: did press, Me and Blake went out to eat in
Speaker 2: New York and he goes, he goes, why didn't you
Speaker 2: like seve an alarm for me? We were all drinking
Speaker 2: in my room, Like why didn't you make sure?
Speaker 3: Why didn't you take my phone?
Speaker 1: And it was even just like, why don't you tell
Speaker 1: me what time we were getting up? And it's like
Speaker 1: you have all the information.
Speaker 2: I'm like, you know, you knew what and he's like, well,
Speaker 2: you were. You saw how drunk I was last night.
Speaker 2: Why didn't you like make sure that I was I'd
Speaker 2: get up. I'm like, it's not it's not my fault.
Speaker 3: This is not on me. No, this is forty But yeah, man,
Speaker 3: you got it. You gotta set alarm. You want to
Speaker 3: be on the leash, You're off the leash coming on. Hey,
Speaker 3: I made it to the press. I did it all right.
Speaker 3: I was just a little yeah, but I called you
Speaker 3: like three times from the lobby. Dude, your tone, I
Speaker 3: was testing you. Guys.
Speaker 2: Well, I guess Blake is. He's katas dude, which, by
Speaker 2: the way, we all respect you, dude, we all love you.
Speaker 2: You're going to make a dough podcast.
Speaker 3: I'm going to talk shit about it. We got you
Speaker 3: a coffee, did and I appreciate that. Yeah, to carry you, bro,
Speaker 3: we had your back.
Speaker 4: Don't ye get me coffee is kind of trying to
Speaker 4: kill me.
Speaker 2: Well, I got him the coffee. I got him the coffee.
Speaker 3: I was with you. It was my idea. Remember, and
Speaker 3: then your idea. You paid for the coffee you did,
Speaker 3: and we'd like to pay for for things. And I
Speaker 3: think that's cool about you, bro. Is that how you
Speaker 3: make up for stuff you buy? You buy your apologies.
Speaker 3: I buy. I like that. It's a love language. I
Speaker 3: think it's cool. Yeah, gifts. I was just doing a
Speaker 3: nice thing for Blake. Thank you, Adam my idea.
Speaker 2: So then we go to Austin, Texas, and Austin was radical.
Speaker 2: We had a great time in Austin.
Speaker 3: I don't remember Austin.
Speaker 2: You don't remember going to that dope dinner Jeffries.
Speaker 3: That was delicious, That was very good. That was good.
Speaker 3: The bread, the bread, Oh my god, the bread. If
Speaker 3: you're in if you're in Austin, you got to go
Speaker 3: to Jeffries. I don't I'm not trying to sound like
Speaker 3: a simpleton. But the bread was off the tap. Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: I remember.
Speaker 4: They they were turnovers. Yeah, they were. I believe they
Speaker 4: are popovers.
Speaker 3: What the fu? Yeah, popover? I believe it's something. But
Speaker 3: they were double it's something. It's bread. Yeah, that place
Speaker 3: was that was good. We liked that.
Speaker 2: That yeah, and that and that was essentially that's tour
Speaker 2: man and then it was it sorry, sorry if we
Speaker 2: forget your city.
Speaker 3: Okay, top three, top three worst cities.
Speaker 4: Go Well, I didn't like that Dallas didn't let us
Speaker 4: throw out buzzballs, I will say that, and the same
Speaker 4: goes for San Diego.
Speaker 3: They would not let us throw buzzies. That was too
Speaker 3: many rules, bro.
Speaker 2: I think there was only one or two places that
Speaker 2: wouldn't let us throw out buzzballs. Every place after we
Speaker 2: threw out buzzballs was pretty but hurt that we threw
Speaker 2: out the buzz Well, yeah, it caused our audience to
Speaker 2: throw up.
Speaker 3: To be fair, I definitely hit like a speaker full
Speaker 3: of on and it exploded and.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and the audience members were throwing up in the
Speaker 4: aisles and it was.
Speaker 3: It was problem.
Speaker 2: We were pretty sloppy, but even the cities that like
Speaker 2: weren't the most fun cities to go to, our fans
Speaker 2: showed up in those cities and were wild and it
Speaker 2: was so much fun. And big shoutouts to everyone that
Speaker 2: that got a ticket and came out. It was so
Speaker 2: fun to see everybody. You guys really made us feel
Speaker 2: like rock stars man, which was which was fun.
Speaker 3: Yes, and the repeat offenders we have people coming to
Speaker 3: multiple shows wild. That was sick. It was like, it's
Speaker 3: like we were the fucking dead Man Roa the freaking pod.
Speaker 2: Calmed Grateful Dead I'll and we're grateful and for that,
Speaker 2: we're grateful and we are very grateful.
Speaker 3: And Kyle does LSD, so we're not that far off. Yeah, dude,
Speaker 3: I'm not mad at it. I'm not mad at ls
Speaker 3: and I hate Jerry Garcia constantly. Or shrooms. There were
Speaker 3: shrooms everywhere. That was pretty cool. Portland was full of rooms.
Speaker 3: That was great.
Speaker 2: We also were given literal Duffel bags full of weed
Speaker 2: in multiple city.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we got to reach out to your brother, Kyle,
Speaker 3: because he's got my way.
Speaker 2: The California show that we did was absolutely wild. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Adam knew a check he got. He took all of
Speaker 2: our weed and he was like, don't worry, I'll get it.
Speaker 2: I'll get it to you guys. I'll drive it down
Speaker 2: and i'll hook you guys up. Radio silence, radio silence.
Speaker 2: Since he took four Duffel bags full of weed home,
Speaker 2: can't reach it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, the bro's pretty smart, you know what I mean. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I bet he's a popular guy. It's a new a
Speaker 3: check that's for sure. Yeah, he's got I know that
Speaker 3: he's got a freezer full of mushrooms. Dude, that bro
Speaker 3: is he's going couple of little mushroom mad mushrooms rock, Dude,
Speaker 3: mushrooms are the best. I didn't say that's that's a family.
Speaker 3: That's that's what I fail only crestshom. I bet I've
Speaker 3: done more mushrooms than you have. Oh man, I've been
Speaker 3: getting after it lately. But maybe there's ways to catch up.
Speaker 3: I did it, damn. Oh yeah, Okay, that's a cool bet. Bro.
Speaker 3: Well there's no way to prove it, but yes there is.
Speaker 2: Sixteen to about twenty two. I took name all the
Speaker 2: time I took I mean I probably did an eighth
Speaker 2: of mushrooms two to three dozen times.
Speaker 3: Right, Well yeah, okay, yeah, your quantity is up because
Speaker 3: I'm a microduce microducee.
Speaker 4: You are you are.
Speaker 2: But to me, I get it because doing a little
Speaker 2: bit of mushrooms is fun and you're just a little
Speaker 2: giggling stuff. But like, don't you ever just want to dark?
Speaker 2: Don't I don't go dark? I go I mean, I'm
Speaker 2: on a different planet. But that to me is the
Speaker 2: point of doing mushrooms. You want to go see what
Speaker 2: mars is like, you know.
Speaker 3: Monster. Yeah, I'm like, that's that's new. I'm not.
Speaker 4: I'm not, I'm not.
Speaker 3: I don't really want to dive in super hard. I
Speaker 3: just like to dabble. I like to micro do. Have
Speaker 3: you ever actually tripped on? No, I just do the
Speaker 3: little trips. I just do the little little baby trips.
Speaker 3: That's it. Just kind of live my life on mushrooms,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean? Which I like pizza.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess that's that's the respon responsible thing. Because
Speaker 2: imagine you're high as a kite and then you faint,
Speaker 2: you collapse, and.
Speaker 3: Then you have to go and protect your You're sitting
Speaker 3: by the pool with your children, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, imagine then you suddenly have to go and protect
Speaker 2: your mode for some reason, the highest kite, and then
Speaker 2: your family just looks at you and it's just you
Speaker 2: hugging a cactus in your backyard. Family is like, he
Speaker 2: went and protect her mode.
Speaker 3: Dear, oh god, kids, grab your go bags. This is
Speaker 3: it the plans in effect.
Speaker 2: I did mushrooms one time and we were all highest
Speaker 2: kites and we uh, we are exploring this.
Speaker 4: Cave.
Speaker 2: No, no, we were in Joshua Tree and we're exploring
Speaker 2: these like caves and it's like this rock face and
Speaker 2: we climb over top and we get down into this
Speaker 2: caves and there's like all these little mini caves around.
Speaker 3: We're like, oh, this is kind of a cool place.
Speaker 2: And then we look in and there's like a pit
Speaker 2: of like animal bones and we're like, oh, this is
Speaker 2: where like, uh what bobcats or whatever. Fucking cats big
Speaker 2: cats out in Joshua Tree and we freak out. We're like,
Speaker 2: this is their home. This is like the end of
Speaker 2: the Gray when he's all those caves and they come out,
Speaker 2: all the the wolves come out and murder Liam.
Speaker 3: And he puts the little little alcohol bottles between his knuckles, right,
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's right. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: But then we're like we're like, oh shit, we're in
Speaker 2: the middle of these caves. There's probably bobcats or whatever,
Speaker 2: and these caves are here, and we're like we gotta
Speaker 2: get out of here, and we get out and we
Speaker 2: run for what we think is forever, and then we
Speaker 2: sit down and relax and we're like, oh man, that
Speaker 2: was life or death.
Speaker 3: We could have fucking died right then. That was wild.
Speaker 2: The next day we woke up and saw how far
Speaker 2: we ran. It was like thirty feet we ran, I
Speaker 2: mean maybe thirty yards. Thirty yards.
Speaker 3: It was like, so you guys slept outside under like
Speaker 3: just under the star. No, we were just out like
Speaker 3: all night. Then you went back to investigate the scene
Speaker 3: of the crime.
Speaker 2: And then the next morning we woke up and then
Speaker 2: like went back to see like where we went, and
Speaker 2: we were like, oh, this is where we sat, and
Speaker 2: those are the caves we ran like maybe thirty yards.
Speaker 4: And then you go in and you look at the
Speaker 4: bones and there's fucking KFC bucket right by it, like.
Speaker 3: We did we order you checked your uber eats? Yeah,
Speaker 3: all along, we're the wolves. Man. Fuck love that chicken pipes.
Speaker 3: I ate the bones, the bones. That would be a
Speaker 3: great thing to get super fucking high and just eat
Speaker 3: the bones. Yeah, dude, I dare you to eat the bones.
Speaker 3: It's in the commercial bit just for the bit, just
Speaker 3: for the bit in the bones. No, he really did,
Speaker 3: he really did try it. You're gonna like it. Rooms.
Speaker 2: Well, have you guys ever done you guys haven't right
Speaker 2: what mushrooms?
Speaker 3: Have you ever tripped on? Mushrooms? Yeah? No, sir, I
Speaker 3: don't like it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'd like to. I'd like to do it more.
Speaker 4: It'd be cool to go to the desert with you
Speaker 4: guys and like really get at you know, what would
Speaker 4: be actually very not actually not what you said. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I would actually would be really fun.
Speaker 2: But what would be fun would be to take my boat,
Speaker 2: we go to Catalina, we camp in Catalina, and we
Speaker 2: do mushrooms that night.
Speaker 3: When that would be dude, I'm in I love that idea.
Speaker 3: Can I ask you a question.
Speaker 2: I'm about to have a child in a month.
Speaker 3: What makes that actually beat? What makes doing it at
Speaker 3: Catalina outstanding?
Speaker 2: That just because you're on an island away from everything,
Speaker 2: the nature there's extra cool. It's extra when you look
Speaker 2: up at the stars there, there's the light pollutions a
Speaker 2: lot better.
Speaker 3: Because you're, yeah, way out there. It has its perks,
Speaker 3: that is its perks. They also have buffalo you know,
Speaker 3: the weird thing.
Speaker 1: I've never done shrooms buffalo wings. I've never done shrooms.
Speaker 1: But it's mostly this is how like of a child
Speaker 1: I am, because I just don't like the taste of mushrooms.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but they got them in gummies. Like when we
Speaker 3: came back on the train from San Diego. That's when
Speaker 3: I I was just like popping them because I was hungry.
Speaker 2: You could get them on chocolates and stuff.
Speaker 1: Don't you still taste the mushroom like? I don't even
Speaker 1: like the fancy mushroom that you get on like pasta
Speaker 1: and shittaki. No no, no no, like a truffle truffle
Speaker 1: like truffles gross to me. I don't like truffles. I
Speaker 1: don't like truffle either.
Speaker 3: I'm not a fan either. People people went overboard with
Speaker 3: the truffle in the truffle era. Yeah it's too much,
Speaker 3: But but you're not you're these things, these these gummies
Speaker 3: don't even taste like mushrooms. Dude.
Speaker 4: People always tell you how gross mushroom like, It's not
Speaker 4: that bad.
Speaker 3: He's just I'm not talking about mushrooms like psychedelic. I'm
Speaker 3: talking about regular ass mushrooms on the pizza. I'm like
Speaker 3: the taki oh yeah yeah.
Speaker 4: But then but also those are slimy. These are just dry.
Speaker 3: It's like eating beef jerky that gets you fucked up,
Speaker 3: kind of good. But just eat the ones in the
Speaker 3: fucking gummies. They taste so yummy. There's that too, yeah,
Speaker 3: you're we're past all of that ship.
Speaker 2: There's also now you can get it in your brother
Speaker 2: has mine, but yeah, yeah it probably has.
Speaker 3: Yeah. In San Diego we got a ton I remember,
Speaker 3: and it was like, must be nice. Ask your brother.
Speaker 2: He's already already sold them back to a dispensarys on.
Speaker 3: Well, they're fucking legal up here. I think they're legal,
Speaker 3: or they're close to legal up here in uh in Toronto,
Speaker 3: like close to lego because you know how like weed
Speaker 3: was like semi legal for a little bit. I think
Speaker 3: it's in that era.
Speaker 2: I don't work like it's medicinal and they're like for
Speaker 2: what and they're like, we don't know. We just are
Speaker 2: trying to get fucked up and we can't say it's medicinal.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Five months, they're going to just bust every store that sells.
Speaker 4: It's gonna be raids.
Speaker 3: Yeah, take all their cash. Yeah, exactly, exactly. We know
Speaker 3: what they're doing out there. Yeah yeah, yeah, Blake, It's
Speaker 3: really cool to see the side of you, Blake. Thanks man.
Speaker 4: I'm getting super political this year, PolyChar New Year's resolution
Speaker 4: poacher tapping.
Speaker 3: My resolution is to vote.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, you've never done that, not yet.
Speaker 3: Man, it sounds fun. Oh wow, honestly, this is like
Speaker 3: to start now the worst idea. Yeah, back in the
Speaker 3: day when it was kind of fun and cool and
Speaker 3: nobody gave a FuG. Now it's like, yeah, but who'd
Speaker 3: you vote for? Just so I know if you can
Speaker 3: come in my house or not? Yeah? Right, right?
Speaker 2: And who did you vote for for city council?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 2: You actually have to care about it, like now that
Speaker 2: we're old, we have to like go it's like home,
Speaker 2: the neighborhood. Yeah, yeah, it sucks.
Speaker 3: It sucks. Caring about suing forty, Yeah, it sucks. Is
Speaker 3: the worst forty is the worst? Forty fucking blows falling
Speaker 3: apart here. You are like, that's yeah, I think I am.
Speaker 4: I watched the Iowa coccage last night, but I thought
Speaker 4: it was something else.
Speaker 3: But I did watch it, and we're back. I was tuning.
Speaker 4: You're like, is this the movie Dave? I was watching
Speaker 4: This ain't Dave.
Speaker 3: But I guess Dave, it's just people fucking a dead body.
Speaker 2: Wasn't Dave the movie where he's the president and he's
Speaker 2: like a lookalike for the president.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's a lot of really good presidential movie that's
Speaker 4: one of them. First Kid is another First Kids Bad.
Speaker 4: I want the Sindbatter interview on SAH.
Speaker 3: That's what I was watching after a cat. I was like,
Speaker 3: I gotta watch some Sindbad and yeah, it's nice. After
Speaker 3: it's unbelievable, how funny he is about everything.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's under everything. I think he's been kind of
Speaker 4: lost to the nineties and I kind of sucks.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's because he didn't keep it going. But I
Speaker 2: think he's had a lot of health issues.
Speaker 3: I just passed away. But yes, no, not dead. Yes
Speaker 3: he is.
Speaker 4: What Yeah, I don't know if Simbad st I don't
Speaker 4: think Simbad is dead.
Speaker 3: No, I don't think he is. I think I'm going
Speaker 3: to default a durs on this one. I can neither
Speaker 3: confirm nor deny. I remember there was a scare.
Speaker 4: No, he is still alive.
Speaker 3: Bad is sixty seven years old.
Speaker 2: Still still alive, Okay, Dursey, fuck me, God, you fuck
Speaker 2: me very much.
Speaker 3: Alive.
Speaker 2: But he's I think he's had some health issues. I
Speaker 2: think he just had a stroke not too long ago.
Speaker 4: He did, he had something going on like a few
Speaker 4: years ago, right, But he's still live. He's still one
Speaker 4: of our best. If you haven't watched any of his
Speaker 4: movies or stand up tap in because the guy is
Speaker 4: a comedy god.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So he just he announced that he is recovering from
Speaker 2: a stroke. He had it in twenty twenty. That's which
Speaker 2: I thought he had some other stuff before that, but
Speaker 2: maybe not.
Speaker 3: I don't know. He was on Sunny Yeah, he was,
Speaker 3: he was. He was agree they got him. I remember
Speaker 3: when he was on there. I was like, fuck, well, okay,
Speaker 3: Aeric Griffin. Aeric Griffin, got Eric Griffin. We got Aeric Griff. That.
Speaker 2: Like, I guess he's had like a lot of tax issues.
Speaker 2: He owed like two and a half million dollars in
Speaker 2: personal income tax. He had a Chapter seven bankruptcy bankruptcy.
Speaker 3: Wait, I thought that was chapter eleven.
Speaker 2: He had to sell like a two and a half
Speaker 2: acre hilltop home.
Speaker 3: He was Chapter seven, chaven. It's funnier. It's funnier, it's funnier.
Speaker 4: All right, all right, I don't know the chapters of
Speaker 4: bank Chapter eleven's bankruptcy.
Speaker 3: I don't know what cha chapter two. You never hear
Speaker 3: about that.
Speaker 2: Well, it's another says file for Chapter seven bankruptcy. That
Speaker 2: is the liquidation under the bankruptcy laws. Of the US
Speaker 2: in contrast to bankruptcy under Chapter eleven Chapter thirteen, which
Speaker 2: governed the process of reorganization of debts.
Speaker 3: Oh, and this is why I'm voting.
Speaker 2: This is a liquidation, not a reorganization.
Speaker 3: We're right right, Okay, there's a whole book with chapters
Speaker 3: I guess on bankruptcy. And this happened right before he died.
Speaker 2: He's not dead, very alive. But if Sinbad can like
Speaker 2: fall to the tax man, we're all we're all right there.
Speaker 2: We all got to make sure we keep our taxes
Speaker 2: fully paid up at baby, there's our message for twenty five.
Speaker 3: That's what we're going to leave you with. Vote and
Speaker 3: pay your taxes.
Speaker 4: Yeah, man, we've changed. I like this new pody.
Speaker 3: No points.
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Speaker 3: Dude.
Speaker 2: I would love if we're just sponsored by TurboTax. We
Speaker 2: just do TurboTax commercials.
Speaker 3: Now, Yeah, we do little turbo tax bits because.
Speaker 2: They're like, they're at the age that they do taxes
Speaker 2: and they care about taxes.
Speaker 3: Let's talk about stocks. I don't like that ship. None
Speaker 3: of us would know what the we're talking about.
Speaker 4: The Dow.
Speaker 3: It goes the thing about the Dow, it goes up
Speaker 3: and down more like the down. Yeah for some down. Yeah,
Speaker 3: how do you like me?
Speaker 4: Dow?
Speaker 3: You guys suck my ma nas deck. Oh ship your dick.
Speaker 3: Your deck is nat as deck full.
Speaker 2: I got a deck an He take backs, apologies, any
Speaker 2: epic slams, any.
Speaker 4: You're in the shadows over there, literally and figurative.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, maybe we are here doing that final take back.
Speaker 1: I want to take back them said Sinbad was dead.
Speaker 1: I feel like I also might have some like RP
Speaker 1: tweets out there.
Speaker 2: Then, yeah, I want to scan your social yea, you've
Speaker 2: been giving him flowers for years.
Speaker 3: I also think I cried for weeks.
Speaker 2: So take backs, yeah, take back tears showed emotion.
Speaker 3: He's funny, but yeah, I urged I urged people to
Speaker 3: just it's on I think it watched it on Netflix.
Speaker 3: It's out there. Just please go watch his specials. They
Speaker 3: are unbelievably funny. They're very good. They're very very good.
Speaker 2: His thing was like he would like also improve a
Speaker 2: lot of it.
Speaker 3: Oh really, yes.
Speaker 2: He was like known for just going wildly off the
Speaker 2: cuff for like twenty minutes at a time. Wow, and
Speaker 2: then Miranda ing his way back to his material.
Speaker 3: Reading the Miranda right, just going on his Miranda rights.
Speaker 3: Yeah right, yeah, his Maranda like that read let's see
Speaker 3: special epic slams. What else is it? Compliments? Take backs?
Speaker 3: Did you pull any cat quotes for the board? I
Speaker 3: am still working on that. Oh okay, cool, this was
Speaker 3: like a week. It's still working. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2: He didn't think about the podcast even a little bit.
Speaker 4: I didn't know if the board was still a thing
Speaker 4: or if we were cutting the board.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the board's a thing. The boards the thing
Speaker 2: we got. I think, Hey, fans, please let us know
Speaker 2: what drops were retiring, which ones that you would like
Speaker 2: to keep?
Speaker 3: And uh, maybe we do.
Speaker 2: We go through the board real quick, just as a refresher.
Speaker 3: I just heard a new one and I gotta take
Speaker 3: a piss. So if you want to go through the board,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go take a piss, Go take a piss. Monster.
Speaker 3: Yeah we got that. We got a new that's great.
Speaker 3: We got that one. Oh, this one from DRS.
Speaker 4: You need another four inches so that one's gonna hit.
Speaker 3: I was watching this fucking commercial where this lady she's
Speaker 3: like really good about like fitting things into spaces and
Speaker 3: she pulls up to a guy in the parking lot
Speaker 3: is trying to like fit a TV in his car,
Speaker 3: and she goes, you're gonna need another four inches and
Speaker 3: I was like, pause, you need another four inches? Rewounded,
Speaker 3: I was like, this needs to be on there.
Speaker 2: Well, you know, the marketing guy who wrote that line
Speaker 2: was like, oh god, I hope think you this.
Speaker 3: He goes, this is gonna end up on the high.
Speaker 3: That one's pretty good. What was that?
Speaker 2: Well, Blake don't show the new one. Showed the old ones,
Speaker 2: so we.
Speaker 3: Know there's so many at them. There's tons.
Speaker 2: You want me to go through some heavy hitters?
Speaker 3: Yeah, donkey, wow, dude.
Speaker 4: That's that's just one pad. I have eight of them.
Speaker 3: I mean those are good hits. Those are hits.
Speaker 2: Well, I think you chose the hits that that that
Speaker 2: you don't that you think maybe people don't like.
Speaker 4: Dude, they're are they all wrong?
Speaker 3: Just take a sup a dumb ass, shut up?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, bitch, they're good.
Speaker 3: Good, good bagel. I don't care. Goodbye allegedly stuff old
Speaker 3: of good. What I'm telling you, they're all We're gonna
Speaker 3: find some bad ones.
Speaker 6: Please keep going going, Hot Hot, Hot, hot Yeah, class
Speaker 6: a right, classic sixty nine.
Speaker 3: Dudes, very shagg of dling. Either you have diarrhea or
Speaker 3: you don't. Ye, I'm so fucking hungry, dude, They're all bad.
Speaker 3: That was the lynchpin that keeps the pod going. There's
Speaker 3: gotta be some there's gotta be something. That's gotta be something.
Speaker 3: What you said, I don't need that one. I'll say
Speaker 3: that all right. That what okay? Be able to just
Speaker 3: a little messy, all right, got a lot of white
Speaker 3: noise in good. I'm your free too good. You love him?
Speaker 3: I'm a dude. Yeah that one, okay? See you?
Speaker 4: Oh here we go.
Speaker 3: Maybe cool. That could be on the block. That could
Speaker 3: be on the block. Maybe maybe. Yeah, though, come on,
Speaker 3: you can't do it. That one. I love that one.
Speaker 3: I love that one. We can go viral with this one.
Speaker 3: I don't think you ever used that one or this one.
Speaker 3: I am so glad that I'm able to control my
Speaker 3: penis now. Yeah, but it's long, it's long. But when
Speaker 3: we gives us time to take a sip of our drink, Adam,
Speaker 3: you gotta these are these are tools. These are tools,
Speaker 3: all right.
Speaker 2: So maybe I may maybe I take it back and
Speaker 2: we keep everything, just keep it on.
Speaker 3: But there's gotta be more.
Speaker 2: There's gods gotta be hey, you know, let's do let's
Speaker 2: save a little bit for the next pot.
Speaker 3: You know, let's.
Speaker 2: This is hey. As Kyle said earlier, I drew the
Speaker 2: line there you go.
Speaker 3: What does that mean again? Exactly, dude.
Speaker 7: I drew a line drawn strong. You can't step over it,
Speaker 7: you can't strange strong. There's a lot.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, so I would like to give a compliments
Speaker 2: to you guys for a hell of a tour making
Speaker 2: it to the very end of the year and strong,
Speaker 2: you know, Maha. Shout out to you guys, Shout up
Speaker 2: to all the fans that came out to t I
Speaker 2: I Nation showing us love and support. And we we
Speaker 2: love doing it. We love doing the podcast. And man,
Speaker 2: what a ride that was.
Speaker 1: And if I would hat into the pod while we
Speaker 1: were doing it live. We're back here in house. It's different.
Speaker 3: Hey, We're back here. We are different. We are get
Speaker 3: your faces.
Speaker 4: Again, stop crying about it, Jesus Christ.
Speaker 2: I also, uh, I would love to cherry pictures a
Speaker 2: handful of dates in the next year, and so like
Speaker 2: to do it. But like as Der said, not a
Speaker 2: whole tour because now now we're back, the strike's over,
Speaker 2: we're all getting back to work. We're going to be
Speaker 2: doing things, but just going like, hey, maybe, uh, we're
Speaker 2: going to Vegas for a weekend.
Speaker 3: The cat Williams and me just I don't know if
Speaker 3: I can be professional that long, that's all. Yeah. I
Speaker 3: started turning, you know me, I started turning into a
Speaker 3: little cat Williams. Yeah, he was getting a little cat.
Speaker 3: That's very funny.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the claus came out for Durs towards the end,
Speaker 2: so you got a little cat in them.
Speaker 4: You got these our little cat cat daddy.
Speaker 1: I think New York exhausted me. I was doing all
Speaker 1: the press and ship during the day and then going
Speaker 1: at night.
Speaker 3: I was like, that's true. You had to get your
Speaker 3: Godzilla on. Yeah, hey.
Speaker 2: Sorry, we got one more episode on our Legacy of
Speaker 2: Monsters TV. Put my boy looking real good. Look at it.
Speaker 2: That's the sexiest I've ever seen. DRS was shooting that show.
Speaker 1: I will say that if anyone puts a bunch of
Speaker 1: rope around your shoulder, you're hotter, you look better.
Speaker 3: It's just automatic. That is true. Fact. I've got a
Speaker 3: thing for guys with Flassos. Fact that's established was
Speaker 4: That I gotta think of guys platos, and it's been
Speaker 4: a while