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Speaker 1: Hello, Yeah, I paint. Excuse me, Like I was looking

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Speaker 1: on Craigsist. I saw your ad for a house painter, right, Um, well,

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Speaker 1: I just need someone to paint my fence, not any

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Speaker 1: and not any other things. Um yeah, yeah, that's what

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about. Like I don't understand what other things

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Speaker 1: we're talking about. You just said you wanted someone to

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Speaker 1: paint for you. Well, I don't appreciate the language, that's all. Um,

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Speaker 1: what you mean? Oh you're saying, Hey, what's your what's

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Speaker 1: your name? What's your name? This is Robin, Robin, Nice

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Speaker 1: to meet you. My name is Poop. I'm sorry, what's

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Speaker 1: your name? Poop? P double ok? Oh um, nice to

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Speaker 1: meet Poop. Nice to meet you. I'll be painting houses

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Speaker 1: like a mother. Um. I consider myself more of an

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Speaker 1: artist though, you know what I mean, Like I'm I'm

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Speaker 1: a true artist, and I don't just come over a

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Speaker 1: paint like throw off some paint whatever, Like I take

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Speaker 1: pride in my you know, well, I would only need

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Speaker 1: you to paint defense, so it wouldn't necessarily be art.

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Speaker 1: I don't appreciate you disrespecting what I do like that,

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Speaker 1: Like to you, it might just be offense to me.

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Speaker 1: That's a canvas show. You know what I mean. I

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Speaker 1: didn't mean to disrespect you. I just wanted you to

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Speaker 1: know that you would just be painting the fence. Hey,

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Speaker 1: I'm just trying to show you that I take pride

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Speaker 1: in my art, you know what I mean. Like I'm

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Speaker 1: like a real life Davici. You know you mean Da Vinci.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, some up painting all the chapels and

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean. That's what I'm saying. I'm

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Speaker 1: like that. You know, Hey, I could show you my work.

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Speaker 1: Oh do you have a website? Oh? No? If you

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Speaker 1: just drive down the five freeways, like look at any

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Speaker 1: of the walls pretty much, that's me. The profanity that

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Speaker 1: you're using is a little bit excessive. What's profanity? Like

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Speaker 1: what you mean? All right? Yo, I'm sorry about that,

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like that's kind of way

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Speaker 1: I'm talking. So I just, you know, I apologize. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: So check it out. So you said you want to

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Speaker 1: charge thirteen bucks an hour to paint that fence. I'll

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Speaker 1: charge you eleven bucks. And not only that, but I'll

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Speaker 1: throw in a bonus. Well I don't need a bonus,

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Speaker 1: So yeah, you're gonna want it to Hey, I will

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Speaker 1: paint that fence for you, and then I will paint

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Speaker 1: you naked. Okay, Oh, like I get a canvas out,

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Speaker 1: you know. You just get on the couch, get like

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Speaker 1: all the way naked, and I'll paint you naked. I'll

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Speaker 1: paint you naked, girl. No, you won't be painting me naked. Um,

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Speaker 1: and please don't call me again with you yo, I

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Speaker 1: paint you naked. That's gonna be worth a lot of

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Speaker 1: money when I die in No, that's I'll paint you naked.

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Speaker 1: You're not gonna pay me naked. I paint myself naked.

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Speaker 1: You do that. I'm painting somebody naked. That's all I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: Somebody's getting painted naked today. Wake up every morning with

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Speaker 1: two tabs weekday mornings on the twenties Hot five sometime

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Speaker 1: because I get a good feeling. Yeah,