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Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little Secret on the New Hits of one

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Speaker 1: oh six by one. The guy on the phone to

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Speaker 1: tell us a dirty little secret right now likes to watch, watch, watch, what,

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Speaker 1: watch all kinds of things. Okay, remember when you want

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Speaker 1: to tell the dirt little secret. I ways to do

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Speaker 1: is textan at four h six one. You can tell

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Speaker 1: us anything, and we always keep you anonymous. We don't

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Speaker 1: even ask what your name is. That's why everybody who

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Speaker 1: calls in to tell us a dirty little secret gets

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Speaker 1: an anonymous nickname. And the elf on the shelf is

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Speaker 1: on the phone, Oh, to tell us a dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: What's up, mister elf on the shelf? You know, getting

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Speaker 1: ready for the holiday season here for me? Yeah, you

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Speaker 1: have caused me some knights of panic. Let me tell

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Speaker 1: you really, yes, how I don't know what he was

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Speaker 1: going to do. Trying to figure out exactly what the

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Speaker 1: elf should do. It's not should do what he's going

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Speaker 1: to do. I'm like, jeez, what is it gonna do now?

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Speaker 1: Isna is? What kind of a mess is it gonna do? Now? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna wake up with me in my kitchen and

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Speaker 1: the cookies again or something like that. Yeah, sugar, everywhere

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Speaker 1: making like no angels and like using our goldfish is

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Speaker 1: props in the sink. I'm like, I guess who could

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Speaker 1: claimed a mess? Elf in the shelf? Yeah, sorry about that,

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Speaker 1: you know. Yeah my kids like len that's the main thing. Yeah, Um, okay,

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Speaker 1: Elf on the shelf? What's your dirt little secret? So yeah, so, um,

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Speaker 1: people probably are gonna hate me for this one. Um,

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Speaker 1: kind of been doing this for a few years now. Um,

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Speaker 1: you know, just something you know, I thought of one

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Speaker 1: random day when I was at the airport and I

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Speaker 1: just kind of rolled with it, and you know, it

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Speaker 1: worked the first time, and I I've just been keep

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Speaker 1: doing it for a couple of years now. You're an

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Speaker 1: international drug smuggler. No, I don't think i'd be calling

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Speaker 1: in about that one. Yeah, he said airport and that's

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Speaker 1: all I thought. All right, So, um, so my work

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Speaker 1: has me travel a lot or you know, pretty COVID,

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Speaker 1: I was traveling a lot more. But you know, you

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Speaker 1: just when you're in the airport and you're just waiting

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Speaker 1: in line to get on the plane and you just

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Speaker 1: want to sit on the plane, get ready to be comfortable.

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Speaker 1: Make sure the number one thing is getting your bag

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Speaker 1: on the in there without them having to check it

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Speaker 1: down on the bottom. Oh, don't tell me you're dirty

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Speaker 1: those series. You're one of those people that gets on

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Speaker 1: the plane. Um, Like, you know, when you board the plane,

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Speaker 1: you put your bag way up at front instead of

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Speaker 1: back above your seat where it should be. Hate that. Um,

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Speaker 1: I do a couple rows ahead just so I can

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Speaker 1: the first row. That's not strike number one. Yeah, so yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's not even like the worst part. You know, I

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Speaker 1: am kind of a jerk on the plane. You know,

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Speaker 1: I fly a lot. I'm just sometimes I'm just over it.

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Speaker 1: So what I do is when they're calling the preboarding

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Speaker 1: or you know the military, they let the kids on

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Speaker 1: the plane or you know somebody with you know, a

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Speaker 1: handicap or whatever. Um, I get on the plane then,

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Speaker 1: and I am not in the military, and I am

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Speaker 1: not um handicap. Oh how do you get on the

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Speaker 1: plane though? So, I actually have from my grandfather. I

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Speaker 1: have one of those those green Army like duffle bags,

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Speaker 1: you know, the ones that give to everybody to drinks.

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Speaker 1: Army have a handicap sign. Also. Um, so I don't

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Speaker 1: have a handicap sign, but I do do this. You know,

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Speaker 1: I'll walk up with a little limp. I'll walk up

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Speaker 1: to the counter with the limp and you know, be like,

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Speaker 1: can I get on? You know, I don't know, so

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Speaker 1: you fake an injury, just a pre board early. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm sure your bag gets on check it? Yeah, exactly,

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Speaker 1: Can you know, sit down? Relax? I mean, no one

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Speaker 1: knows the difference once I'm sitting on the plane. No

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Speaker 1: one knows that I hold them out the military. But yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: unless you had a conscience, you'd you'd feel pretty bad.

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Speaker 1: But how long have you been doing it? Full Well,

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Speaker 1: I've been with this job for about three years, but

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Speaker 1: I had started it, you know, probably a year so

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Speaker 1: before that's about four years now. Oh my, go gosh.

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Speaker 1: Do you know what you said? You pose as military

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Speaker 1: too to get on the plane early. Has anybody ever

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Speaker 1: been like, thank you for your service? How does that feel?

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Speaker 1: You're just kind of give him a little nod, you know, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: all right, well, thanks for telling us your dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for your service, and I'm sorry about your injury.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. You're welcome. What's your dirty little secret?