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Speaker 1: The Jebel Show on demand. Guess what can you say that? Bunghole? Okay,

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Speaker 1: keep going, And this is Stupid Internet Questions, America's favorite

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Speaker 1: game show where we ask you the question that everybody's

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Speaker 1: talking about on the dot com today. I'm Bobby Bunghole

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Speaker 1: and I'm not sure if you can say that, but

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Speaker 1: I just did. It's my last name, Bobby. I'm Bobby Bunghole,

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Speaker 1: and I just got fired. What is the stupid Internet

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Speaker 1: Questions today? Here we go. I'm Bobby Bunghole, and here's

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Speaker 1: the question that everybody's wondering about on the Internet today.

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Speaker 1: It's Stupid Internet Questions. And today's question is who takes

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Speaker 1: longer men in the bathroom pooping? Yes? Or women getting ready?

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Speaker 1: So the question is who takes longer men in the

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Speaker 1: bathroom pooping or women getting ready? What do you think?

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Speaker 1: It's stupid Internet questions? Text in four and six one

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Speaker 1: call us eighty eight three four three one oh six one.

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Speaker 1: I'd have to say men in the bathroom, and especially

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Speaker 1: if you want to combine all the ten times that

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Speaker 1: It's stupid internet questions. And the question today is who

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Speaker 1: takes longer getting ready? Who takes longer? Men when it

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Speaker 1: comes to going to the bathroom or women when it

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Speaker 1: comes to getting ready? Ali, what do you think, oh,

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Speaker 1: men in the bathroom? I think everybody agree. We haven't

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Speaker 1: had one person say that women getting ready takes longer

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Speaker 1: than any man in the bathroom going to the bathroom,

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Speaker 1: which is insane. Woman takes so long to get ready, right,

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Speaker 1: but not nearly as long literally literally? Why especially if

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Speaker 1: you're my husband who goes to the bathroom every single

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Speaker 1: time to come home or any time ever, and then

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Speaker 1: spends an hour there. I think he's avoiding life. It's

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Speaker 1: time and jewels my husband. If you didn't, Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: usually have to go when I get home and a

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Speaker 1: little bit after I eat in the evening, in the afternoon,

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Speaker 1: or every fifteen minutes. It's not that bad. It's not

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Speaker 1: every fifteen minutes about seven hours in the bathroom. Well, come,

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Speaker 1: it's more like ten hours, ten hours a day in

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Speaker 1: the bathroom. For sure, you said it. I don't know

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Speaker 1: what I'm avoiding, But I'm avoiding life apparently in the bathroom.

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Speaker 1: Why do you think do not? Really? I don't really

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Speaker 1: enjoy it. If I'm going to the bathroom, I will

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Speaker 1: read something. I'll just sit there and look at the

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Speaker 1: I don't have anything to avoid. Ali, what do you

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Speaker 1: think men do in the bathroom when they go to

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Speaker 1: just a fact universally acknowledged that they take a long time.

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Speaker 1: I mean, you know, honestly, I don't even really want

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Speaker 1: think a lot of women feel that way because they

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Speaker 1: don't understand it, because women they can go to twenty

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Speaker 1: seconds Alex's I know, I can feel faster than I

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Speaker 1: it just like I said, down, it comes out. I

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Speaker 1: wipe like I have a baby wipe right there. Good go.

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Speaker 1: It's amazing a longer time to pee, And I'm like,

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Speaker 1: do you have a cigar cutter in there? Like? Sometimes

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Speaker 1: for me it's like it's like wiping the end of

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Speaker 1: a sharpie. We're asking the question who takes longer, men

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Speaker 1: And I think the consensus is that men going to

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Speaker 1: Not see what's going on in here? New goals? Find

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Speaker 1: What is your answer to today's stupid Internet question? Who

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Speaker 1: takes longer men in the bathroom or women getting ready.

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Speaker 1: I forgot my name Bobby bung Hole, Bobby bung Hole,

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Speaker 1: and that was stupid internet questions. Join us tomorrow, same

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Speaker 1: It's another Jewbil phone Frameay Mornings on the twenties. Hello, um, hi,

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Speaker 1: I think I found your camera? Oh oh my god, yeah,

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Speaker 1: the one it has my name on the topic. What's

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Speaker 1: your name? Did you find Jenna? Where did you find me?

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Speaker 1: That's what I said above the phone number? Okay, awesome, Um,

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Speaker 1: thank you? Where where did you end up finding it?

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Speaker 1: It's a nice camera took Thank you. Um, my name's fuck.

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Speaker 1: How old are you? Ten? Okay? Um? Do you are

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Speaker 1: you with your parents? By any chances? There's somebody I

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Speaker 1: can talk to so I can try and get the

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Speaker 1: camera from you. My stupid stepdad's into other room, so no,

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Speaker 1: not right now? Um? All right? Do you think that

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Speaker 1: maybe we can bring the phone to your stepdad, and

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Speaker 1: just like the nature pictures you have on here? Are

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Speaker 1: you on the camera right now? Yeah? I turn it

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Speaker 1: on and I'm going through your patients right now. They're

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Speaker 1: really cool. Okay, Um, if you don't mind, I actually

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Speaker 1: I would prefer that you didn't look at the pictures. Um,

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Speaker 1: is there any way that you could actually just bring

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Speaker 1: the camera to your dad and let me talk to him? WHOA,

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Speaker 1: those are big? Okay? Why don't we bring the camera

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Speaker 1: to your dad in the camera? No, I just want

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Speaker 1: to look through a little bit more because there are

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Speaker 1: some awesome pictures. I think that it's I really prefer

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Speaker 1: if you didn't look through them. Those are actually my

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Speaker 1: personal pictures. So if you don't mind it, I really

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Speaker 1: think you need massive What are you looking at now?

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Speaker 1: I'm looking at massive trees? Are you good? You haven't

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Speaker 1: made it that far? Okay? Please? Can you just pick

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Speaker 1: the camera to your step down? Because I really foxy?

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Speaker 1: Where's that camera from? Hello? I found it in a

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Speaker 1: bush on the phone with who are you on the

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Speaker 1: phone with Jenna? Who? Jenna? I found it? I found

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Speaker 1: this random girls camera in the bush and then I

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Speaker 1: called the number. Okay, let me see the camera I

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Speaker 1: think this is here in the picture. Oh my goodness,

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Speaker 1: give me the phone right now, get out. Hello. Hello camera? Hello, no,

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Speaker 1: HILLI hi in the camera. Give me the camera. Hell

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Speaker 1: no camera, hello, no hello. Look, I'm just really I'm

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Speaker 1: just trying to get my camera back. I don't know

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Speaker 1: you use me. I just walked in to the room

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Speaker 1: and I see my ten year old steps on Foxy

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Speaker 1: with a camera. Yes, George, dad, I know what we

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Speaker 1: call you Foxy around the house anyway. Hey, fine, I

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Speaker 1: see he's got a phone in his hand and a

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Speaker 1: then he shows me the camera and a picture of

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Speaker 1: I think you can know what I'm looking at right now. Look,

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Speaker 1: I'm really sorry. I left my camera in a park.

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Speaker 1: I think that your son found it. This is all

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Speaker 1: just like a huge misunderstanding. Hey, I just want to

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Speaker 1: get my camera ten years old. You're tan. I thought

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Speaker 1: he's eleven years old. I I just want to get

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Speaker 1: my camera back. Your son's never meant to find my camera.

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Speaker 1: I left it in the park. I'm I'm really sorry.

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Speaker 1: I just I think that we just he just happened

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Speaker 1: on it? Huh, and then beyond the phone with you

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Speaker 1: when I walked in the door. It's just my personal cameras.

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Speaker 1: It's a small side hobby. I really never meant for

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Speaker 1: your son to find the camera. I left it in

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Speaker 1: the park. It has my number on it. He called me.

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Speaker 1: I really just want my camera back, and I definitely

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Speaker 1: didn't mean for anybody to have see those pictures. Well,

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Speaker 1: those are I mean, those are enormous. Let's just face it,

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Speaker 1: those are sure. I really just funny Fox. You look

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Speaker 1: at these, those are oh my god, those are massive trees.

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Speaker 1: I really would appreciate it you guys would stop looking

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Speaker 1: through my camera through the mountains and what I need

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Speaker 1: you to stop looking through my camera. I'm gonna call

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Speaker 1: the cops, calling the cops just looking at trees. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you're gonna call the cops on us. We found the

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Speaker 1: camera and I'm sorry, we're just complimenting the picture. Those

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Speaker 1: are massive trees. I don't know where you even saw those.

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Speaker 1: What park is that at? Okay, So this is my

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Speaker 1: personal camera. I just really would appreciate it if you'd

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Speaker 1: stopped looking through the pictures. I can find you, meet

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Speaker 1: with you. Okay, but these are great pictures. I think

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Speaker 1: you should just publish some of these. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: oh my, oh boy. I think I made it a

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Speaker 1: little too far into your camera roll, didn't I whoa, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I need you to stop looking at Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: you stop looking at the pictures for sure, Yes I can,

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Speaker 1: because this is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing

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Speaker 1: a phone prank on you and Yax and your husband

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Speaker 1: see that for a while. The Jewel Show on demand,

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Speaker 1: Haley is on the phone today for a War of

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Speaker 1: the Roses to catch a cheater, and she thinks that

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Speaker 1: her high school sweetheart might be cheating on her. His

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Speaker 1: name is Mike. I guess they've been high school sweethearts.

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Speaker 1: Now they live together and Haley, thank you for emailing

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Speaker 1: but what's going on? Why do you think Mike is

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Speaker 1: this is Jorban calling from fitness. I was looking for Mike. Nope, Hello,

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Speaker 1: Oh what? Yeah? Right? I answer it right? No, no,

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Speaker 1: I don't know what you guys are talking about. Do

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Speaker 1: So what's going on then? If you're not taking showers

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Speaker 1: And why we say it? Kiley? Nothing's going on. I

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Speaker 1: I will. I'm sorry, I gotta go. Yeah, no, I understand,

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Speaker 1: You're not cheating on her. You legit just found out

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Speaker 1: You should go talk to her, and we'd love to continue,

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Speaker 1: any DNA testing? Yeah? Of course. I mean I definitely

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Speaker 1: wanted to make sure it was my child, right like

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Speaker 1: I'm if I paid child sport, you make sure I'm

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Speaker 1: paying for my child, you know, So I definite, you're

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Speaker 1: definitely Yeah, okay, and you know he looks like me

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Speaker 1: and there's there's no denying it. I thought we could

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Speaker 1: do like a little more poet type thing and do

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Speaker 1: like a paternity tested here. But well, yeah, we'll stay

429
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Speaker 1: in contact. We're gonna figured out from Thank you. All right, bye, guys,

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Speaker 1: all right by The Jewels Show on demand Jebils Dirty

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Speaker 1: Little Secret. Hello, Hey, what's up? You texted in at

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Speaker 1: four one o six one that you have a dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret. So it's the Jewel Show. Hi, We're calling

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Speaker 1: you to see what you're dirty litt secret is? Hi? Hey, guys,

435
00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:04,359
Speaker 1: what's that? So you have a dirty little secret? What

436
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Speaker 1: is it? Uh? So? Yeah, I have this boyfriend and

437
00:23:08,560 --> 00:23:12,480
Speaker 1: we've been together six months or so and it's getting

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Speaker 1: really serious. Is that a good thing or a bad thing? Oh,

439
00:23:16,440 --> 00:23:19,800
Speaker 1: it's I think it's a good things. Great, But uh,

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Speaker 1: he doesn't know that. I mean he knows that. Like

441
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Speaker 1: I have a lot of friends I hang out with,

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Speaker 1: UM and some of them are guys. And you've always

443
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:34,720
Speaker 1: hung out with guys like before him. Yeah, and you

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Speaker 1: know it's platonic. But my best guy friend UM that

445
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Speaker 1: I hang out with, we used to hook up like

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Speaker 1: be friends with son of it. Okay, and that's one

447
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Speaker 1: of your good friends. Yeah, and your boyfriend doesn't that. Yeah,

448
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Speaker 1: I know, Like we're not doing anything. We're just like

449
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Speaker 1: a few years ago, we made a deal that we

450
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Speaker 1: weren't going to do anymore because like we weren't going

451
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Speaker 1: to work out as like boyfriend girlfriends. So it was like, okay,

452
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Speaker 1: we got to stop hooking up so that we can

453
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Speaker 1: both like you know, be free to meet like our person. So,

454
00:24:07,640 --> 00:24:10,000
Speaker 1: so your boyfriend has no idea that one of your

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Speaker 1: good friends is a guy that was a friend with

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Speaker 1: benefits for a long time. Right, he doesn't know. I mean,

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Speaker 1: how would you feel if roles reversed? Would you be

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Speaker 1: upset with him. Um, I think it would depend on

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Speaker 1: the girl, because he has like one he has like

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Speaker 1: one female friend who, um, like, she's in a couple,

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Speaker 1: so we see, we hang out with them as a couple.

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Speaker 1: But you could just tell that she either has a

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Speaker 1: thing for him or had a thing for him, or

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Speaker 1: something happened. And so if he would tell me that

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Speaker 1: she and he used to hook up, then I think

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Speaker 1: that would bother me just because I don't really like her.

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Speaker 1: It's because it's just like I just don't like her.

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Speaker 1: You know that thing where someone just like on the surface,

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Speaker 1: they seem really cool, but then like like awesomes going

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Speaker 1: on here. I wouldn't tell your boyfriend that normally I'm

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Speaker 1: not a fan of secret keeping. But if you're forst

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Speaker 1: certain that, uh no, I mean I would. I don't

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Speaker 1: I believe I would. I probably would. All Right, let's

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Speaker 1: get another one. So what's your little secret? Yeah, so

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Speaker 1: my girlfriend and I live together. Um, and she's been

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Speaker 1: she's been like just sneezing a lot, but she doesn't

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Speaker 1: have seasonal allergies and she she's never had summer allergies. Um,

478
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Speaker 1: and she's super allergic to dogs. But we do not

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Speaker 1: have a dog. Okay, so so my secret I I

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Speaker 1: it's my fault. I know why she's sneezing because I

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Speaker 1: am a dog person and I have been going to

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Speaker 1: the dog park near our place like a lot, like

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Speaker 1: every weekend out coming home from work. Yeah, you guys,

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Speaker 1: you don't go there with a friend who has a dog.

485
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Speaker 1: You go there to hang out like a treepy old man.

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Speaker 1: So you don't have a dog, but you just go

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Speaker 1: there and chill. I don't have a dog. I just

488
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Speaker 1: like wing by and chill out and play with the dogs.

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Speaker 1: And I'm guess I'm bringing home like fur and dandy.

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Speaker 1: You like dogs that much. The dog moms and dads

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Speaker 1: at the dog park are like, where's your dog? Are

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00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:11,960
Speaker 1: they not asking? Yeah? So yeah, Like the first couple

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Speaker 1: of times I would go, you know, people would ask

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Speaker 1: me where my dog was. I was like, oh, I'm

495
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Speaker 1: just I'm just waiting for someone to meet me here.

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Speaker 1: But then I kept coming back, so I eventually confessed

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Speaker 1: to all of them when they ask, and like, my

498
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Speaker 1: girlfriend's super alergic dogs. But I mean they're all like

499
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Speaker 1: dog lovers too, if they get it, and I think

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00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:31,520
Speaker 1: they're you know, happy that I'm happy. Everybody's happy. This

501
00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:35,320
Speaker 1: is a very innocent, happy, dirty little secret. Also, I

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00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:37,720
Speaker 1: don't know why the thought of someone without a dog

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Speaker 1: going to the dog park just to hang out and

504
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Speaker 1: play with dogs. It's really creepy to me. It's really innocent.

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Speaker 1: But to everybody but my girlfriend. I mean, she's miserable

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Speaker 1: and I feel really bad. You should like change your

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Speaker 1: clothes and wash your hands when you get home, huh,

508
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:53,160
Speaker 1: like before you even come in the house. Yeah, before

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Speaker 1: you know what she's think you're cheating on her. I'm

510
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Speaker 1: having a love affair with all these dogs. Go on

511
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Speaker 1: the rover out and make some money. Okay, now we're

512
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Speaker 1: making Say, wait, if you're going to cheat on your

513
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:05,480
Speaker 1: girlfriend with dogs, you might as well get paid for it. Yeah,

514
00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:07,280
Speaker 1: there should at least be a little bit of cash

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Speaker 1: coming away. It's true. That's true. Well, thank you for

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Speaker 1: telling us your dirty little secret. Thank you, did Jebel

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Speaker 1: Show on demand. Welcome to the i n N, The

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Speaker 1: Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news.

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Speaker 1: They report the news. For Monday, August first, twenty twenty two,

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Speaker 1: I'm Jewel Fresh and I couldn't decide on what news

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00:27:26,119 --> 00:27:28,040
Speaker 1: story to do, but I got jokes for both of them.

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00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:32,080
Speaker 1: Would you rather hear about murder hornets or curing baldness?

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Speaker 1: Curing baldness, because that's my biggest fear. All Right, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna tell you a little about curing baldness coming up

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Speaker 1: in just the second. But first, let's meet the idiots.

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Speaker 1: I'm Alex Fresh and you want to remember good old

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Speaker 1: lamar Odom, the one who retired from Aba. Yes, the

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Speaker 1: one who was found at a brothel and Nevada back

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Speaker 1: in Jolnes thirteen. Yes. Oh, the one who was married

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Speaker 1: to Chloe Kardashian. Yeah. Yeah, Well he had something to

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Speaker 1: say about Chloe being pregnant for the second time, and

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Speaker 1: I have what he said coming up in my story.

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Speaker 1: I'm Christian Grace now. And you know your parents used

534
00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:00,560
Speaker 1: to always say when you'd go to start driving, it's

535
00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:03,120
Speaker 1: not you I'm worried about, it's everyone else on the road.

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00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:06,280
Speaker 1: I have found the person they were talking about. Okay,

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00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:08,159
Speaker 1: more coming up on that my story. That's coming up

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00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:09,960
Speaker 1: in my story. Hey, it's been in I've been looking

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00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:13,680
Speaker 1: for the Fremont Troll under every bridge in Seattle. I

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00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:16,560
Speaker 1: still haven't found it yet, but I am under one

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Speaker 1: of these bridges with some live local groundbreaking news. I'll

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00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:23,360
Speaker 1: spill the tea with my story. Back to YouTube. Okay,

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Speaker 1: more on those in just a second before he first

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Speaker 1: story of the day in the iron and the news,

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00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:28,720
Speaker 1: they're port the news. I'm just gonna do both my jokes.

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00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:30,960
Speaker 1: So murder hornets want their name change, they want to change,

547
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:33,639
Speaker 1: then murder hornets to the North American giant hornet. I

548
00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:36,480
Speaker 1: was thinking you'd be better to call them the Oja hornets. Okay,

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00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:46,440
Speaker 1: the baldness, I don't get jokes. I got that one

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00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:50,000
Speaker 1: kind of. But researchers say though, that they have found

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00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:53,040
Speaker 1: the key to treating baldness. Apparently, scientists have discovered a

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00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:56,440
Speaker 1: single chemical and hair follicles that controls when cells divide

553
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Speaker 1: and when they die, so they could actually hear baldness.

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00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:02,160
Speaker 1: I've said that forever, like I went to beauty school,

555
00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:04,320
Speaker 1: and I've been saying that chemical on your body, yeah,

556
00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:06,440
Speaker 1: too much of it? Yeah? Why is it just making

557
00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:08,840
Speaker 1: news now because I just found how to lessen the

558
00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:10,920
Speaker 1: chemical on your body? I guess that's what you're saying. Well,

559
00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:13,520
Speaker 1: I don't know they found the whatever the chemical is. Yeah,

560
00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:16,000
Speaker 1: it's a chemical that's in your body that causes baldness

561
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Speaker 1: and gray hair. They found it. I'm just glad because literally,

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Speaker 1: going bald is my biggest fear, So now I don't

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Speaker 1: have to worry about it. Well, my other joke was this,

564
00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:25,400
Speaker 1: So to cure baldness, you can either go to the

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00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:27,760
Speaker 1: doctor when they create a drug to stop that chemical,

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Speaker 1: or buy yourself a new red convertible Miata get it,

567
00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:37,520
Speaker 1: because yeah, oh yeah, all right, this is the D's

568
00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:40,960
Speaker 1: where Chlardians aren't just in the news. The news. For

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Speaker 1: the next story of the day, let's send on over

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00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:46,040
Speaker 1: to Alex, who is on location with the Kardashians. With

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Speaker 1: the Kardashian So, Chloe Kardashian is expecting a second child

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00:29:52,080 --> 00:30:01,400
Speaker 1: with Tristan the Entanglement his nickname, and when Lamar found

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00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:04,200
Speaker 1: out that they were having another child together, he says, wait,

574
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Speaker 1: they're having another baby. She could have just hollered at

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Speaker 1: me for that, senior l Bro. She doesn't want to

576
00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:11,520
Speaker 1: do with you, She wants nothing to do with you. Actually,

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00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:14,280
Speaker 1: Lamar Odom wants Chloe Kardashian back so bad. Doesn't he

578
00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:16,800
Speaker 1: help yell never go back to him? Is hardly Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I feel like Lamar has actually changed his way. Well,

580
00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:21,360
Speaker 1: he's an NBA player, Once an NBA player, always an

581
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Speaker 1: NBA player, you know what I mean. You know that's

582
00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:26,880
Speaker 1: saying or is it cheater? I don't know how, but

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Speaker 1: Lamar Odom seems to me like the kind of guy

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Speaker 1: who might have had like hit rock bottom and maybe

585
00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:35,280
Speaker 1: has seen a different way to do things. So he

586
00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:37,720
Speaker 1: would probably be better than Tristan Thompson. Seems like Tristan

587
00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:40,680
Speaker 1: Thompson is just still doing him. Who knows. I mean,

588
00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:43,400
Speaker 1: Lamar like he went through a struggle. He's has several

589
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Speaker 1: people that were really close to him die and he's

590
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Speaker 1: had like just really tough lives. So I don't really

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Speaker 1: fault him for that because it's like mental health and

592
00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:51,560
Speaker 1: he can't help it. He's had mental health problem since college.

593
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:54,200
Speaker 1: I remember him college like having trouble. Hey, it's been it.

594
00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:56,120
Speaker 1: I was going to say, Like now when he speaks

595
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Speaker 1: of her, it's always in like the utmost respect. It's

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Speaker 1: like he learned his like he actually misses what he lost,

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00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:05,400
Speaker 1: you know. So Tristan it seems like he just keeps

598
00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:07,600
Speaker 1: on doing the same thing over and over and over

599
00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:11,120
Speaker 1: and over again. Yeah, I feel like Lamar Odom really

600
00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:14,000
Speaker 1: loved Chloe Kardashian. When they first got together, I was

601
00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:16,840
Speaker 1: kind of upset because I followed Lamar Dam's career from

602
00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:18,840
Speaker 1: college to the pros, and I knew he had mental

603
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Speaker 1: health issues, and I was like, I don't know if

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Speaker 1: all the pressure being in the spotlight that big is

605
00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:24,840
Speaker 1: going to hurt him or help him. And it definitely

606
00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:27,760
Speaker 1: hurt him. Also, though it does seem like he realizes

607
00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:30,840
Speaker 1: that he lost something that he wanted, rather than Tristan Thompson,

608
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Speaker 1: who takes her for granted, it seems like, yeah, for sure,

609
00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:34,520
Speaker 1: he's shooting her like I can't even tell you how

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00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:36,800
Speaker 1: many times, Like he had another kid with somebody, didn't

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Speaker 1: he Tristan. It's giving Nick Cannon, he's got so many kids.

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00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:49,800
Speaker 1: He did go to college on Rhode Island, but you

613
00:31:49,880 --> 00:31:52,080
Speaker 1: can't fuck about it without knowing that he's from Rhodeland.

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Speaker 1: This is the I n N. The idiot and his

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Speaker 1: network radients aren't just in the news. They didn't island

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Speaker 1: once for next time. He let's send it out over

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Speaker 1: to Christian Gray Slow, who is on location in Tokyo

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00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:10,000
Speaker 1: where a man named Suyo Matsumoto struck the vehicle in

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Speaker 1: front of him while he was driving his motorcycle. Okay,

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00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:15,240
Speaker 1: but before police could arrive, he's sped off, so he

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00:32:15,320 --> 00:32:17,360
Speaker 1: was like a little hit and run situation. However, when

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Speaker 1: they finally caught up with him, he told the cops,

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Speaker 1: you know what, it's no biggie, I just left my

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00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:24,280
Speaker 1: license at home. Sorry about that. Turns out they started

625
00:32:24,320 --> 00:32:28,440
Speaker 1: investigating it. He failed the written motorcycle exam six times

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Speaker 1: before giving up and has just been r Wow, I'm

627
00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:38,520
Speaker 1: all about giving up sometimes when you really feel like

628
00:32:38,680 --> 00:32:40,640
Speaker 1: when it comes to driving, people, for the love of God,

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Speaker 1: take the test. And now we have to send it

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Speaker 1: live Local late Breaking. Our local reporter Bennett is out

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Speaker 1: on the scene looking for the Fremont troll, except he's

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Speaker 1: under the wrong bridge. I think, I guess I should

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Speaker 1: probably be in Fremont, but downtown Seattle, okay, And I

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Speaker 1: ended up under the bridge on Mercer. You know where

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Speaker 1: the explosion was the last week? Did you everyone see trapped?

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Speaker 1: It was Well, if you guys are wondering what happened

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Speaker 1: this guy under the bridge. He was talking about how

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Speaker 1: on Thursday, right before Beyonce's album dropped, the driver of

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Speaker 1: that truck that caused all that traffic he had in

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Speaker 1: his phone, so he actually leaked the album right there,

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Speaker 1: and you know, Beyonce, it's super ha, super fire and

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Speaker 1: just boom oh that's what happened. That's exactly what happened.

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Speaker 1: So if you want to blame someone for the traffic,

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Speaker 1: blame Beyonce album Renaissance. This is the I n N,

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Speaker 1: The Idiot News at work where idiots aren't just in

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Speaker 1: the news. Tune in tomorrow the same time for another

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Speaker 1: hard hitting report from the I n N. Remember, you

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Speaker 1: could follow the show on social media. At the Jewel Show,

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Speaker 1: follow us all individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh, I'm at

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Speaker 1: that Dreas, I'm at Christian Grace. Now, I'm at Bennett

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Speaker 1: Knows the Jewil Show on demand. It's another Jewbil phone

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Speaker 1: frame day mornings. Hello is this? Yes? It is hey,

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Speaker 1: how are you? My name is Pete Eakins. I'm calling

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Speaker 1: from Corporate HR and UM. I don't think we've spoke yet,

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Speaker 1: but welcome to the company. Oh, thank you, thank you

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Speaker 1: so much. I mean, I know you're you're just new.

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Speaker 1: How long you've been here? How long you've been working

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Speaker 1: so far? I've only been here a couple of days

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Speaker 1: already days, that's right. Yeah, And I hate to switch

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Speaker 1: things up on you, but I had to call you

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Speaker 1: on your cell because I just need to go over

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Speaker 1: something that you should probably know. Um okay, okay. So

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Speaker 1: we at the company, you know, the entire world's kind

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Speaker 1: of changing and we have sort of having to do

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Speaker 1: some layoffs. Oh oh okay, Um, are you letting me

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Speaker 1: go or something? Yeah? No, that's not why I'm calling.

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Speaker 1: You're not getting laid off, you're not getting fired. You

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Speaker 1: just started. So you currently share an office with Jacob. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: so Jacob is out the door. He's gone. I hate

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Speaker 1: to sound so cold about that, but you know, you

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Speaker 1: fire people so many times you just get kind of

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Speaker 1: used to it. So Jacob has been given the acts,

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Speaker 1: he's been fired, he's been let go, and your direct

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Speaker 1: supervisor also threw them out the window too. Oh oh,

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Speaker 1: that does sound a little sensitive. Okay, okay, So I

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Speaker 1: just am calling you to let you know that you

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Speaker 1: have a new supervisor, somebody that we just hired. We

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Speaker 1: think that he is amazing. I mean, we cannot wait

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Speaker 1: for him to start, and you're going to actually be

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Speaker 1: sharing an office with him. So I need to let

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Speaker 1: you know that, so you'll be sharing an office with

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Speaker 1: your supervisor. But oh wow, great guy. I mean honestly,

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Speaker 1: if I have a wife and everything, and if I didn't, though,

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Speaker 1: I'd be trying to date the guy. That's how How

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Speaker 1: good of a guy he is? Oh? Oh okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: his name is crisp and he starts tomorrow. Excuse me?

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Speaker 1: Did you just say Chris? Yes? I did Chris? Okay,

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Speaker 1: what question? Does he have blonde hair, blue eyes, kind

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Speaker 1: of six foot two? He does? Actually, yeah he does.

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Speaker 1: How do you know him? Have you met him before?

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Speaker 1: That's my ex boyfriend. So you're telling me that the

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Speaker 1: manager that we hired to take over for the one

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Speaker 1: that we just fired, is actually your ex boyfriend. Yes, okay,

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Speaker 1: Well that brings up a whole other issue, doesn't it. Oh?

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Speaker 1: What othern issue? Yeah? Well, we don't allow employees to

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Speaker 1: date each other. So yeah, puts us in an awkward position,

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Speaker 1: doesn't it. I wish you would have told me that. Look,

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Speaker 1: is there any way we could just switch bosses? Because

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Speaker 1: it would just be very unprofessional? Is there any way

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Speaker 1: you could at least switch the department? Oh? Well, you

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Speaker 1: know what, I'll make an exception just because I can't

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Speaker 1: have employees dating, and you can't share an office with

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Speaker 1: somebody that you're dating. Okay, I'm not dating him. We

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Speaker 1: just broke up. Well you did date at some point,

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Speaker 1: but like I said, we're doing some firings and hirings,

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Speaker 1: and we do have some openings. In a different department,

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Speaker 1: you'd be doing the same kind of stuff. You just

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Speaker 1: have a different manager. You know. I'm glad ly switch

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Speaker 1: your new manager and you'll have to share an office

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Speaker 1: with him as well. His name is Thomas Mother. Okay,

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Speaker 1: well I didn't expect that response. Why are you okay? Um?

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Speaker 1: Is there a problem with that? That's my other ex boyfriend.

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Speaker 1: What is going on? Oh? This is actually a prank

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Speaker 1: phone call. This is a Jewel from The Jewels Show

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Speaker 1: doing a phone prank on you and your ex boyfriend.

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Speaker 1: Chris set you up. Oh I got you, I got you.

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Speaker 1: I hear right now you were about to have a

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Speaker 1: panic attack. I know I said we were cool before,

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Speaker 1: but I don't think we're so cool anymore. Are you

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Speaker 1: sure you don't want to get back together? No? The

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Speaker 1: Jewel Show on demand. Well, let's see how this goes.

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Speaker 1: It's The Jewels Show. Charlie Pooth is about to join

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Speaker 1: us via zoom. I mean, he's been huge, but he's

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Speaker 1: blowing up even more now because of TikTok and all

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Speaker 1: that he's got his album coming out. His new songs

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Speaker 1: are already huge. And I interviewed Charlie Pooth about six

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Speaker 1: years ago, and it was an awkward interview that I

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Speaker 1: did on purpose, awkward. I filmed it for YouTube. It

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Speaker 1: was called two Celebs one mic. I'm obviously not a

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Speaker 1: celeb he is. There's joke number one. And then Charlie

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Speaker 1: Pooth and I sat across from each other in front

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Speaker 1: of one microphone, awkwardly in a very small studio, and

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Speaker 1: I didn't even really interview him. I just held envelopes

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Speaker 1: up and passed them to Charlie with questions in them.

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Speaker 1: The questions were just super weird. It was really funny,

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Speaker 1: really awkward. This was six years ago. I haven't spoken

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Speaker 1: to Charlie since, and I remember him laughing at the

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Speaker 1: end of it, like thinking it was funny. I also

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Speaker 1: don't remember if I told him it was a joke

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Speaker 1: or not, and if I remember him laughing about it

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Speaker 1: because I thought it was funny. So I don't know.

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Speaker 1: All I know is. Over the years, I've heard about

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Speaker 1: that interview a lot, mostly from the higher ups at

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Speaker 1: the company who don't want you to do things like

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Speaker 1: that with artists because they're scared they're gonna get mad.

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Speaker 1: So when they said that Charlie Pooth is going to

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Speaker 1: be on the show, they had a meeting with me

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Speaker 1: and they said, look, we're gonna have Charlie do another show,

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Speaker 1: and I was saying, no, he should be on our

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Speaker 1: show right. Also, would be cool to talk to him,

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Speaker 1: say say, hey, if I did anything in that interview,

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Speaker 1: I was just trying to mess around like I do,

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Speaker 1: trying to be funny, and if I did anything to

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Speaker 1: upset you, I'm sorry about that. It was just a joke.

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Speaker 1: So all I know is right now, Charlie both is

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Speaker 1: about to join us on Zoom. We're in the waiting room,

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Speaker 1: and I wasn't allowed to even be near him. At

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Speaker 1: Summer of All concert, we introduced him on stage, but

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Speaker 1: management wouldn't let me in the same room as him

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Speaker 1: because you know, sometimes people put emotions on other people,

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Speaker 1: and they wouldn't let me around him because they thought

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Speaker 1: it would make him uncomfortable. Here we are, and now

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Speaker 1: we have an interview with Charlie Pooth against all odds.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if he hates me or not. I

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Speaker 1: don't know if he hates me or not. Okay, it

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Speaker 1: looks like it's connecting. Here we are, Okay, here he is,

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Speaker 1: Charlie Pooth. I don't know if you remember the first

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Speaker 1: and only interview I've ever done with you, the two

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Speaker 1: celebrities one mic video. It's one of my top favorite

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Speaker 1: I'm not joking. I've been watching this video for great years.

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Speaker 1: It's the funniest I have shown that video over the

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Speaker 1: years to many friends and is by far one of

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Speaker 1: the funniest times I've ever That makes me so happy

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Speaker 1: to hear you see that management Breathe a sigh relief.

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Speaker 1: Now I can talk to Charlie about other stuff. Congratulations

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Speaker 1: on all your success. I love what you're doing on TikTok.

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Speaker 1: For people who don't know, explain that process. Explain what

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Speaker 1: you do because it's cool as different. Right So, for

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Speaker 1: everyone listening right now, if you go on the very

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Speaker 1: addictive app TikTok or Instagram reels or YouTube shorts, wherever

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Speaker 1: you get home from work and you turn on your phone,

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Speaker 1: you just want to around for the rest of the night,

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Speaker 1: you're gonna see my face pop up and you're gonna

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Speaker 1: see me talking about something musical. And how if you

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Speaker 1: knock on a door it has notes and it can

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Speaker 1: become a beat. And like, I literally just did this

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Speaker 1: thing for Panara where they they they move their straw

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Speaker 1: around in a cup, and I made an entire beat

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Speaker 1: based off the notes that came about from just jiggling

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Speaker 1: that straw in some ice. I'm just trying to prove

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Speaker 1: to the Internet and everybody who chooses to watch my

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Speaker 1: weirdness that music can be made from anything, and you

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Speaker 1: can check that out anywhere on the Internet. It is amazing.

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Speaker 1: And the Jubil Show and all of us in here

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Speaker 1: are all about vibe. We're all about the fact that

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Speaker 1: life is beautiful. It really is. And what you do

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Speaker 1: on TikTok and what you do with taking these sounds

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Speaker 1: and making music out of it proves that you can

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Speaker 1: find beauty in anything. Even if you're sitting in a

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Speaker 1: restaurant and astraw hits a glass, being alive for that sound,

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Speaker 1: being in the moment, being there in that restaurant to

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Speaker 1: hear that sound, it's beautiful and you can literally create

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Speaker 1: whatever you want out of what some people would think

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Speaker 1: is nothing. The best way I can describe it as

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Speaker 1: if you ever, let's say you've gone out to dinner

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Speaker 1: or you've gone over to a friend's house and maybe

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Speaker 1: they're having a bad day or had a bad day,

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Speaker 1: and they're not really saying it. You can just feel

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Speaker 1: that the vibe is like you want to like what's wrong?

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Speaker 1: You can feel. Human energy is a real thing, and

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Speaker 1: it's just as real a thing as music energy. Yes,

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Speaker 1: it is even why the Kate Bush record is resonating

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Speaker 1: so much, because yeah, I was tied into stranger things

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Speaker 1: which I still haven't seen, by the way, But it's

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Speaker 1: almost the atmospheric nostalgic for some people. It's not. The

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Speaker 1: drums are really low and it it's just how the

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Speaker 1: record sounds, and it's gonna make you feel a certain way.

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Speaker 1: Versus if you listen to a record like Hopefully, if

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Speaker 1: you listen to Left and Right, the drums are right

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Speaker 1: in front of your face, it's not going to give

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Speaker 1: you the same feeling that running up the Hill, deal

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Speaker 1: with God, whatever it's called, is going to give you.

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Speaker 1: So just like humans, wee emotions, but sound is also

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Speaker 1: a motive as well, and I'm trying to find the two,

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Speaker 1: like humans will burp on TikTok and I'll auto tune

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Speaker 1: it and make it a song. And we've been putting

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Speaker 1: together this thing that is basically kind of exactly what

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Speaker 1: you said. There's frequencies, there's vibrations. There's literally measurable things

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Speaker 1: in science with that where people can sync up and

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Speaker 1: you can walk into a room you know the vibe right,

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Speaker 1: you know if it's you know, you've been in a

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Speaker 1: place where you're like we should get out of here.

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Speaker 1: You've been a place where I want to stay. This

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Speaker 1: is fun, right, It's just literally is what that is

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Speaker 1: and thinking about music and that kind of a thing.

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Speaker 1: It's all tones, it's all frequencies like if you can

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Speaker 1: hear them, we can't hear them. And the way that

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Speaker 1: you really can get your vibe out there whatever you

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Speaker 1: want to be is with your tone and basically what

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Speaker 1: you do with your voice and your music. So it's cool, absolutely,

841
00:43:54,640 --> 00:43:57,080
Speaker 1: and everything you said copy and paste. You said it

842
00:43:57,120 --> 00:44:01,319
Speaker 1: way better than I do. Album is out and it's

843
00:44:01,520 --> 00:44:04,239
Speaker 1: I mean, it's well, the album, the album. So what's

844
00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:05,800
Speaker 1: really funny is that a lot of people think that

845
00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:08,640
Speaker 1: the album is already out, but it's the album I

846
00:44:08,840 --> 00:44:12,439
Speaker 1: wanted people. I wanted people to feel like they made

847
00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:15,440
Speaker 1: the album with me, and they've heard almost every little bit.

848
00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:19,280
Speaker 1: Maybe three songs they haven't heard. They've heard eighty percent

849
00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:23,120
Speaker 1: of the album on TikTok and I did that. When

850
00:44:23,200 --> 00:44:26,280
Speaker 1: they find him, when they finally do hear the full album,

851
00:44:26,400 --> 00:44:28,640
Speaker 1: I want them to remember where they were and where

852
00:44:28,760 --> 00:44:32,000
Speaker 1: I was when inception of the song came about. I

853
00:44:32,040 --> 00:44:34,000
Speaker 1: feel like they wrote it with me. And that's exactly

854
00:44:34,080 --> 00:44:36,040
Speaker 1: why I think what you've done Charlie Pooth is genius.

855
00:44:36,239 --> 00:44:37,640
Speaker 1: You're not on tour yet, are you, or if you

856
00:44:37,640 --> 00:44:39,480
Speaker 1: announced the tour or anything like that. We're gonna be

857
00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:43,480
Speaker 1: giving you guys a pretty nice announcement pretty soon. All right,

858
00:44:43,520 --> 00:44:44,879
Speaker 1: hold up, we have to play a song. We're gonna

859
00:44:44,880 --> 00:44:46,279
Speaker 1: play song. Come back and let me see if I

860
00:44:46,320 --> 00:44:48,919
Speaker 1: can pressure Charlie Pooth into making a tour announcement. Next.

861
00:44:49,640 --> 00:44:51,680
Speaker 1: Charlie Booth is about to make a huge announcement about

862
00:44:51,719 --> 00:44:54,440
Speaker 1: his world tour. I don't know that for sure. We're

863
00:44:54,480 --> 00:44:56,840
Speaker 1: talking to Charlie Pooth. It's the Jebel Show. If you

864
00:44:56,920 --> 00:44:58,759
Speaker 1: missed the first part, I just asked him if he's

865
00:44:58,760 --> 00:45:01,440
Speaker 1: gonna be going on tour. His response was, we might

866
00:45:01,520 --> 00:45:03,840
Speaker 1: have a major announcement coming up soon. I don't know

867
00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:06,160
Speaker 1: if now is soon, Charlie. I'm not going to press

868
00:45:06,160 --> 00:45:07,640
Speaker 1: you for any details, but I would have to guess

869
00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:10,120
Speaker 1: that's probably maybe about touring or maybe not. Who knows,

870
00:45:10,320 --> 00:45:15,000
Speaker 1: they or may not be. All I know is this

871
00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:17,239
Speaker 1: once you go on to or Charlie Pooth, I'm telling

872
00:45:17,280 --> 00:45:19,640
Speaker 1: everybody they have to go see you because that is

873
00:45:19,719 --> 00:45:22,279
Speaker 1: going to be a vibe and a half. I mean

874
00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:24,160
Speaker 1: that because of what you've been doing on TikTok. If

875
00:45:24,160 --> 00:45:26,560
Speaker 1: you didn't know, Charlie Pooth posts little things on TikTok,

876
00:45:26,600 --> 00:45:28,359
Speaker 1: like the song light Switch that he has that's huge.

877
00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:31,399
Speaker 1: It started from him asking his followers on TikTok, hey,

878
00:45:31,480 --> 00:45:32,839
Speaker 1: I think I can make a song with this sound,

879
00:45:33,040 --> 00:45:34,800
Speaker 1: and he did, and he's been doing that. And the

880
00:45:34,880 --> 00:45:36,520
Speaker 1: reason why I'm saying it's going to be a great

881
00:45:36,560 --> 00:45:39,400
Speaker 1: show to go see is you've literally written all of

882
00:45:39,440 --> 00:45:42,080
Speaker 1: these songs with your audience. Who's gonna come see you.

883
00:45:42,320 --> 00:45:44,879
Speaker 1: Everybody's gonna be on the same page at once. They're

884
00:45:44,880 --> 00:45:47,000
Speaker 1: going to be hearing music that they helped create. And

885
00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:49,680
Speaker 1: that they know because you'll go see some people perform

886
00:45:49,760 --> 00:45:51,399
Speaker 1: and you'll be excited about it. You want to hear

887
00:45:51,600 --> 00:45:53,520
Speaker 1: some of the songs that you know. And if an

888
00:45:53,560 --> 00:45:55,480
Speaker 1: artist has made new music, they'll do a lot of

889
00:45:55,520 --> 00:45:57,520
Speaker 1: their new songs. And it's not that people get disappointed

890
00:45:57,600 --> 00:45:59,440
Speaker 1: necessarily at the new music. They just don't know how

891
00:45:59,480 --> 00:46:01,360
Speaker 1: to sing a law. They don't know it. It's not familiar,

892
00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:03,200
Speaker 1: so they don't really know how to vibe with it.

893
00:46:03,360 --> 00:46:05,320
Speaker 1: Like I do stand up comedy. Stand up comedy is

894
00:46:05,320 --> 00:46:07,960
Speaker 1: completely different. If I tell the same joke and someone

895
00:46:08,040 --> 00:46:10,320
Speaker 1: sees me twice tell the same joke, they go, I

896
00:46:10,400 --> 00:46:12,640
Speaker 1: don't want to hear that joke again. You suck. You

897
00:46:12,719 --> 00:46:16,040
Speaker 1: can't write new jokes. If you go see a musical

898
00:46:16,160 --> 00:46:18,640
Speaker 1: artist performed and you do a new song, people don't

899
00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:20,800
Speaker 1: know the words, so they go do the old stuff.

900
00:46:20,840 --> 00:46:22,640
Speaker 1: I want to hear the old stuff again. It might

901
00:46:22,680 --> 00:46:24,000
Speaker 1: be a song from like ten years ago, but they

902
00:46:24,080 --> 00:46:25,719
Speaker 1: never get tired of hearing it. But this is cool

903
00:46:25,760 --> 00:46:28,279
Speaker 1: because it's all new stuff, all stuff that people know them.

904
00:46:28,320 --> 00:46:30,799
Speaker 1: You know what I wanted to your point, I want

905
00:46:30,840 --> 00:46:33,680
Speaker 1: to almost start off the show like can you imagine

906
00:46:33,680 --> 00:46:35,520
Speaker 1: if the show started off like, because I start off

907
00:46:35,600 --> 00:46:38,239
Speaker 1: every video and again, anybody listening right now who doesn't

908
00:46:38,239 --> 00:46:39,880
Speaker 1: know I start off every video, Like, what if there

909
00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:42,440
Speaker 1: was a song that started off like and now it's

910
00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:44,880
Speaker 1: like a real song play on the Jewel Show and

911
00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:48,719
Speaker 1: it's like it's it all starts from like my brain.

912
00:46:49,120 --> 00:46:52,880
Speaker 1: But what if, like the one if the tour was

913
00:46:52,960 --> 00:46:54,960
Speaker 1: like called like, what if there was a tour or

914
00:46:55,040 --> 00:46:58,239
Speaker 1: something like that, and then like everyone would go in

915
00:46:58,520 --> 00:47:02,000
Speaker 1: and it would be black, everybody like like screaming or something,

916
00:47:02,040 --> 00:47:06,160
Speaker 1: hopefully screaming with excitement, and they overhead voice would be

917
00:47:06,840 --> 00:47:08,840
Speaker 1: me be like, what if the song started off like

918
00:47:09,560 --> 00:47:12,080
Speaker 1: and then like I'd actually go into the song and

919
00:47:12,160 --> 00:47:14,640
Speaker 1: I do that for almost every song on tour. I

920
00:47:14,719 --> 00:47:16,359
Speaker 1: think that would be super interesting. I think it would

921
00:47:16,360 --> 00:47:18,160
Speaker 1: be awesome if you announced the world tour and then

922
00:47:18,239 --> 00:47:22,959
Speaker 1: did none of the songs that people know I just played.

923
00:47:23,080 --> 00:47:25,960
Speaker 1: I just played right on the hill. Yeah twelve times,

924
00:47:27,080 --> 00:47:29,520
Speaker 1: You're I'm covering all kinds of weird songs for some reason.

925
00:47:31,360 --> 00:47:33,360
Speaker 1: I'd like, but what if there was a song that

926
00:47:33,440 --> 00:47:35,359
Speaker 1: stuck dud, dud, do you take it? Gonna be left?

927
00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:36,880
Speaker 1: And right? Oh? This is this is it? This is

928
00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:38,600
Speaker 1: the big hit this is. He's gonna play left and

929
00:47:38,680 --> 00:47:40,800
Speaker 1: right and I just play like never gonna give you

930
00:47:40,960 --> 00:47:45,439
Speaker 1: up by Rick Assiley like with a violin and cry

931
00:47:45,560 --> 00:47:48,840
Speaker 1: and everyone's like, what happened? Charlie. I'm begging you. Please,

932
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:51,040
Speaker 1: when you go on tour, you have to Rick roll

933
00:47:51,160 --> 00:47:53,600
Speaker 1: one of the audiences at some point. Please. I'm gonna

934
00:47:53,640 --> 00:47:56,480
Speaker 1: make everybody. I'm gonna make everybody feel really uncomfortable. I'm

935
00:47:56,520 --> 00:47:59,399
Speaker 1: gonna get out and everyone's gonna have to say okay

936
00:47:59,440 --> 00:48:01,640
Speaker 1: before i'd be and everybody, everybody has to look at

937
00:48:01,680 --> 00:48:05,760
Speaker 1: each other and sing Happy Birthday directly into each other's

938
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:09,960
Speaker 1: eyes and clap on beat Happy birth Okay. That's the

939
00:48:10,040 --> 00:48:12,400
Speaker 1: equivalent of the Magic Genie Rob. That's how you get

940
00:48:12,520 --> 00:48:14,400
Speaker 1: me out on stage. I think you should do that

941
00:48:14,440 --> 00:48:16,600
Speaker 1: with the rest of your radio interview today. Have your

942
00:48:16,680 --> 00:48:18,880
Speaker 1: people tell the shows that you go on that they

943
00:48:18,960 --> 00:48:22,279
Speaker 1: have to sing Happy Birthday before you'll even do the

944
00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:26,240
Speaker 1: interview exactly. They gotta work for it, you know, exactly.

945
00:48:26,360 --> 00:48:28,640
Speaker 1: I'm just giving it away. I know you paid money

946
00:48:28,719 --> 00:48:31,839
Speaker 1: for this, but you gotta work more. Charlie. I wanted

947
00:48:31,880 --> 00:48:33,680
Speaker 1: to know, do you happen to know who Kim Zulciac

948
00:48:33,760 --> 00:48:36,600
Speaker 1: Berman is, Yeah, I I just had dinner with her.

949
00:48:38,840 --> 00:48:42,160
Speaker 1: What happened? Yeah? Did you hear what happened? What is everything? Okay?

950
00:48:44,960 --> 00:48:47,000
Speaker 1: It was almost not okay, but now it's okay. It

951
00:48:47,080 --> 00:48:49,080
Speaker 1: happened when we were introducing you at the Summer Ball

952
00:48:49,120 --> 00:48:51,120
Speaker 1: concert just a few months ago. Oh wait, didn't she

953
00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:55,759
Speaker 1: trip or something? Oh yeah, oh yeah, we were, we were,

954
00:48:55,920 --> 00:48:57,960
Speaker 1: We all had we all got dinner her because I'm

955
00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:01,040
Speaker 1: friends with Brielle as well and so, and we all

956
00:49:01,120 --> 00:49:03,880
Speaker 1: got dinner at this h They're so funny. It's like

957
00:49:03,960 --> 00:49:06,560
Speaker 1: eleven o'clock at night. They called the restaurant and they're like,

958
00:49:06,640 --> 00:49:09,440
Speaker 1: we're coming in with a table of eleven. They're like, okay,

959
00:49:10,880 --> 00:49:13,960
Speaker 1: that was because I didn't want to have McDonald's that night. Yeah,

960
00:49:15,800 --> 00:49:19,399
Speaker 1: she's okay, thanks for the invite the way. Yeah, yeah,

961
00:49:19,640 --> 00:49:23,160
Speaker 1: we'll remember that next time. Remember that when you were

962
00:49:23,200 --> 00:49:26,960
Speaker 1: service your next single. We were there, right, we had

963
00:49:26,960 --> 00:49:28,640
Speaker 1: to introduce you, and then we found out that she

964
00:49:28,840 --> 00:49:32,719
Speaker 1: was there. Christian has acast's a different level. Yeah, he's

965
00:49:32,719 --> 00:49:35,160
Speaker 1: a Housewives fanatic. I mean he has a whole podcast

966
00:49:35,200 --> 00:49:37,800
Speaker 1: about just the Housewives. Yeah, Charlie, Yeah, he's a fanatic.

967
00:49:37,880 --> 00:49:39,640
Speaker 1: And we found out that she was at the show

968
00:49:39,760 --> 00:49:41,280
Speaker 1: and we were gonna have her come up on stage

969
00:49:41,360 --> 00:49:44,880
Speaker 1: to introduce you with us. She didn't want to do

970
00:49:44,920 --> 00:49:47,680
Speaker 1: it though, because she was super nervous. We finally convinced

971
00:49:47,719 --> 00:49:50,240
Speaker 1: her to do it though, and when she finally started

972
00:49:50,239 --> 00:49:52,439
Speaker 1: to come out on stage after being nervous and having

973
00:49:52,600 --> 00:49:54,120
Speaker 1: us in her face trying to convince her to come

974
00:49:54,120 --> 00:49:57,640
Speaker 1: out on stage, she started to trip and almost fell

975
00:49:57,920 --> 00:50:01,200
Speaker 1: on her face in front of thousands of people. She

976
00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:05,320
Speaker 1: basically recovered. It went viral on World Stars like that.

977
00:50:05,680 --> 00:50:08,640
Speaker 1: We felt so bad. You guys planned that out from

978
00:50:08,680 --> 00:50:12,719
Speaker 1: the get coaching. We're gonna win. We're gonna win this

979
00:50:12,880 --> 00:50:16,080
Speaker 1: woman's trust, and we're gonna fall flat on her ass.

980
00:50:16,920 --> 00:50:18,680
Speaker 1: I mean, we did get on some blogs about it.

981
00:50:19,760 --> 00:50:24,480
Speaker 1: So you guys were like, there's a lot of saturation

982
00:50:24,680 --> 00:50:28,280
Speaker 1: in radio, sixty million people. We gotta capture someone's attention.

983
00:50:28,560 --> 00:50:30,480
Speaker 1: How do we stand out? Yeah, we had a whole

984
00:50:30,520 --> 00:50:32,239
Speaker 1: meeting where like how do we stand out? And we're

985
00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:37,359
Speaker 1: like trip a housewife, that's how you do up house

986
00:50:38,320 --> 00:50:42,600
Speaker 1: on top rating out. Yeah, I'm just gonna do a

987
00:50:42,680 --> 00:50:48,439
Speaker 1: show in New Jersey. Every housewife is falling. Everyone we'll

988
00:50:48,560 --> 00:50:50,520
Speaker 1: make a show if there and if there's not a

989
00:50:50,600 --> 00:50:53,879
Speaker 1: Housewife in a particular region, we're gonna make the show.

990
00:50:54,400 --> 00:50:57,320
Speaker 1: We're gonna get it through Bravo. We're gonna make the

991
00:50:57,360 --> 00:50:59,880
Speaker 1: show only to make the characters just trip when I

992
00:51:00,120 --> 00:51:04,600
Speaker 1: get we're gonna lose. We're gonna lose so much money.

993
00:51:04,719 --> 00:51:08,520
Speaker 1: It's gonna or either gonna lose it or we're gonna

994
00:51:08,560 --> 00:51:10,879
Speaker 1: make so much money Charlie Booth, and it'll go down

995
00:51:10,920 --> 00:51:13,840
Speaker 1: in history. It's the perfect recipe for success in entertainment.

996
00:51:13,920 --> 00:51:16,920
Speaker 1: Triple Housewife. Okay, that sounded really bad, Charlie Pot did

997
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:20,279
Speaker 1: not say that. I did anyway, I have. I'm so

998
00:51:20,480 --> 00:51:25,319
Speaker 1: excited about my hour phone Charlie. Thank you for coming

999
00:51:25,360 --> 00:51:27,319
Speaker 1: on the show man, thank you for being cool about

1000
00:51:27,320 --> 00:51:29,920
Speaker 1: that video we did six years ago. And I mean it,

1001
00:51:30,080 --> 00:51:31,719
Speaker 1: when Charlie goes on to ur go out and see

1002
00:51:31,719 --> 00:51:33,400
Speaker 1: a show, it's gonna be amazing. And maybe we should

1003
00:51:33,440 --> 00:51:36,919
Speaker 1: recreate that video that made everybody nervous. Charlie, I really,

1004
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:38,719
Speaker 1: I am serious, Like, hold me to it. I really

1005
00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:40,160
Speaker 1: do want to do. I mean it could be like

1006
00:51:40,280 --> 00:51:43,560
Speaker 1: one of those pictures like to recreate. Yeah, yes, like

1007
00:51:43,600 --> 00:51:47,200
Speaker 1: a video recreator. Yeah, by the way, Alice, Alex, I

1008
00:51:47,320 --> 00:51:51,040
Speaker 1: love that you're right next, right next, and there's a

1009
00:51:51,560 --> 00:51:56,000
Speaker 1: there's a separate camera on zoom just just looking at you,

1010
00:51:57,360 --> 00:52:03,879
Speaker 1: but you're directly next to Oh yeah, yeah, we're all

1011
00:52:04,080 --> 00:52:07,000
Speaker 1: right here in the room. Clearly, there's no budgeting issues

1012
00:52:07,040 --> 00:52:10,400
Speaker 1: on The Jewels Show. We'll see if these cameras actually

1013
00:52:10,440 --> 00:52:11,960
Speaker 1: work because it is the first time we're using them

1014
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:13,960
Speaker 1: and we're helping you. Don't think all of us have

1015
00:52:14,040 --> 00:52:17,319
Speaker 1: our fingers crossed. Then we're jumping back on and doing

1016
00:52:17,400 --> 00:52:21,120
Speaker 1: the awkwary. We'll take care of Charlie Pooth. You gotta

1017
00:52:21,120 --> 00:52:22,920
Speaker 1: say this first, the last name every time. Take care bro,

1018
00:52:23,040 --> 00:52:24,680
Speaker 1: Thank you, man, I appreciate it. Thank you for the

1019
00:52:24,760 --> 00:52:29,400
Speaker 1: card words, thank you. The Jewels Show on demand, Jewils

1020
00:52:29,880 --> 00:52:38,719
Speaker 1: Dirty Little Secret? Hello, Hey, what's up? This is The

1021
00:52:38,800 --> 00:52:40,640
Speaker 1: Jewels Show. You texted in at four one o six

1022
00:52:40,640 --> 00:52:42,160
Speaker 1: one saying you have a dirty little secret, so we're

1023
00:52:42,200 --> 00:52:46,000
Speaker 1: calling you back. Hi. Hi. No, I did not think

1024
00:52:46,040 --> 00:52:48,400
Speaker 1: you as you're gonna call me. Hi. I didn't think

1025
00:52:48,400 --> 00:52:50,080
Speaker 1: we're gonna call you today either, but you texted in,

1026
00:52:50,280 --> 00:52:51,959
Speaker 1: so we had to. Can you tell us your dirty

1027
00:52:51,960 --> 00:52:53,319
Speaker 1: little secret? Are you in a spot where you can

1028
00:52:53,400 --> 00:52:56,239
Speaker 1: do that. Yeah, you know what? Sure? Okay. So I

1029
00:52:56,400 --> 00:52:59,759
Speaker 1: recently matched with a girl on Tinder and we're both

1030
00:52:59,840 --> 00:53:02,000
Speaker 1: like really excited to meet up for the first time.

1031
00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:05,560
Speaker 1: It was probably one of her first times meeting somebody

1032
00:53:05,600 --> 00:53:07,920
Speaker 1: off tender, because I she was just she just came

1033
00:53:07,960 --> 00:53:09,960
Speaker 1: across a little bit nervous, a little bit hesitant. But

1034
00:53:10,239 --> 00:53:12,719
Speaker 1: we decided to meet up for drinks, very casual, and

1035
00:53:12,880 --> 00:53:15,080
Speaker 1: I got all dressed up. I was I was excited.

1036
00:53:15,120 --> 00:53:17,000
Speaker 1: I was probably a little nervous too. I even had

1037
00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:18,759
Speaker 1: an uber dropped me off, you know, because you know,

1038
00:53:18,960 --> 00:53:23,000
Speaker 1: just in case. But then when I got there, things

1039
00:53:23,080 --> 00:53:26,160
Speaker 1: went south, and they went south pretty fast. So does

1040
00:53:26,239 --> 00:53:28,759
Speaker 1: that but not like south like not like not the

1041
00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:36,120
Speaker 1: good way, not on the good way. Not. Yeah. So

1042
00:53:36,480 --> 00:53:39,080
Speaker 1: I walked into the bar and I can't see her,

1043
00:53:39,160 --> 00:53:41,320
Speaker 1: and I'm looking around and maybe she's not there. So

1044
00:53:41,320 --> 00:53:43,440
Speaker 1: I'm just standing around waiting and the hostess came up

1045
00:53:43,480 --> 00:53:45,359
Speaker 1: to me and said if I needed stable. I told

1046
00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:48,080
Speaker 1: her that I was waiting for somebody, and she told

1047
00:53:48,120 --> 00:53:50,560
Speaker 1: me that the girl over there, pointing to the table,

1048
00:53:51,160 --> 00:53:54,319
Speaker 1: said the same thing. But the problem was this girl

1049
00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:57,279
Speaker 1: did not look like anything like the girl. I had

1050
00:53:57,280 --> 00:53:59,759
Speaker 1: been talking to him. We had changed pictures, so I

1051
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:02,120
Speaker 1: I kind of thought I knew what I was looking for.

1052
00:54:02,920 --> 00:54:04,719
Speaker 1: So I could have manned up and I could have

1053
00:54:04,800 --> 00:54:07,560
Speaker 1: like gone over and talked to her and said something.

1054
00:54:07,600 --> 00:54:10,640
Speaker 1: But of course I decided to go across the street

1055
00:54:11,080 --> 00:54:15,160
Speaker 1: to the other bar, get a table that faced this bar,

1056
00:54:15,520 --> 00:54:20,040
Speaker 1: and just kind of like spied on her. Right, I'm sorry, Yes,

1057
00:54:20,560 --> 00:54:23,040
Speaker 1: I was just watching the restaurant. I was watching the

1058
00:54:23,080 --> 00:54:25,600
Speaker 1: restaurant and watching the girl to see if somebody else

1059
00:54:25,719 --> 00:54:27,839
Speaker 1: is going to come in, and of course nobody did.

1060
00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:30,000
Speaker 1: And then I see this girl gopher her phone, and

1061
00:54:30,080 --> 00:54:32,520
Speaker 1: then two minutes later I get a text, so it

1062
00:54:32,719 --> 00:54:34,719
Speaker 1: was clearly her. She's like, Hey, I'm here at the bar.

1063
00:54:34,840 --> 00:54:37,440
Speaker 1: I'm waiting, And so of course the man that I am,

1064
00:54:37,520 --> 00:54:40,040
Speaker 1: I didn't text her back. I just I big order

1065
00:54:42,840 --> 00:54:48,560
Speaker 1: bad boy. Wow. I mean, who knows how bad she

1066
00:54:48,680 --> 00:54:51,760
Speaker 1: lied about it? There's skilters. I don't know what's worse,

1067
00:54:51,880 --> 00:54:57,360
Speaker 1: a catfish or a stalker. Yeah, it was like that

1068
00:54:57,600 --> 00:55:00,840
Speaker 1: fake the fake mustache, fake nose, Glas is going like,

1069
00:55:01,040 --> 00:55:03,520
Speaker 1: I just felt like it was not far off, but yeah,

1070
00:55:03,560 --> 00:55:05,840
Speaker 1: like a stalker. Was it that much different than what

1071
00:55:05,920 --> 00:55:10,279
Speaker 1: she actually looks like, yes, yes, like way different dude. Okay,

1072
00:55:10,360 --> 00:55:12,359
Speaker 1: so what would you I hit This sounds like really bad.

1073
00:55:12,400 --> 00:55:13,879
Speaker 1: I hate saying this, but like, what would you write

1074
00:55:13,920 --> 00:55:17,279
Speaker 1: her picture in a shill of one to ten? Oh?

1075
00:55:17,400 --> 00:55:20,799
Speaker 1: Her picture? Her picture was like a minimum in eight

1076
00:55:20,840 --> 00:55:24,160
Speaker 1: and a half and then what a knockout you could?

1077
00:55:24,320 --> 00:55:29,319
Speaker 1: You could divide that in app? Like, yeah, I mean,

1078
00:55:29,360 --> 00:55:32,239
Speaker 1: why do people not show what they actually look like?

1079
00:55:32,280 --> 00:55:35,440
Speaker 1: Because filters changed tire look at your face they can Yeah,

1080
00:55:35,520 --> 00:55:37,719
Speaker 1: you know there's heavy filters, especially be on dating app.

1081
00:55:37,880 --> 00:55:39,719
Speaker 1: You would want because I would. I mean if I

1082
00:55:39,840 --> 00:55:41,799
Speaker 1: were on an app, right, I would want to look

1083
00:55:41,840 --> 00:55:43,960
Speaker 1: like I look because I wouldn't want to show up

1084
00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:46,320
Speaker 1: to the date knowing that I did all kinds of

1085
00:55:46,400 --> 00:55:48,600
Speaker 1: work in like the face tune apps on my phone

1086
00:55:48,640 --> 00:55:51,440
Speaker 1: to make myself look completely different. Yeah, to show up

1087
00:55:51,480 --> 00:55:53,160
Speaker 1: and see somebody be disappointed. I would be like, I'm

1088
00:55:53,160 --> 00:55:54,400
Speaker 1: just gonna show them what I look like and if

1089
00:55:54,400 --> 00:55:56,319
Speaker 1: they want to go out with me, wow, that's cool.

1090
00:55:56,600 --> 00:55:59,360
Speaker 1: I rather have the disappointment over the conversation of the

1091
00:55:59,440 --> 00:56:03,160
Speaker 1: phone then face to face. Exactly. Oh my gospel nowadays

1092
00:56:03,200 --> 00:56:05,480
Speaker 1: it's so tough, you know, like you gotta meet these

1093
00:56:05,520 --> 00:56:08,040
Speaker 1: like standards, and that's why they have the filters. And

1094
00:56:08,080 --> 00:56:10,520
Speaker 1: I feel like girls always get done up on dates

1095
00:56:10,520 --> 00:56:13,080
Speaker 1: all the time, so it's like kind of expected. At

1096
00:56:13,120 --> 00:56:16,120
Speaker 1: this point. I'm just like, be you. You know, if

1097
00:56:16,120 --> 00:56:17,640
Speaker 1: you mean, if you don't love yourself, they're not to

1098
00:56:17,719 --> 00:56:20,359
Speaker 1: love anybody else. That's true. But in the dating world,

1099
00:56:20,440 --> 00:56:23,200
Speaker 1: everybody has their tens and their zeros, right, So that

1100
00:56:23,280 --> 00:56:25,359
Speaker 1: doesn't mean that somebody is not attracted to someone else.

1101
00:56:25,360 --> 00:56:27,520
Speaker 1: It just means for you on the phone for telling

1102
00:56:27,600 --> 00:56:29,279
Speaker 1: us that their little secret. You thought she was an

1103
00:56:29,320 --> 00:56:30,919
Speaker 1: eight and then you showed up and in your book

1104
00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:38,239
Speaker 1: she was divide that in half, right, Yeah, so you

1105
00:56:38,440 --> 00:56:40,200
Speaker 1: just did her up. You never hit her back. No,

1106
00:56:40,360 --> 00:56:45,680
Speaker 1: I'm continuing to stand her up. I do think it's

1107
00:56:45,760 --> 00:56:47,640
Speaker 1: rude when people do that, though. I think it's rude

1108
00:56:47,680 --> 00:56:51,120
Speaker 1: when people so like they change their appearance so much.

1109
00:56:51,239 --> 00:56:52,680
Speaker 1: And I also think that it's rude when you stand

1110
00:56:52,719 --> 00:56:54,719
Speaker 1: people up. Yeah, whatever happened to coming up with a

1111
00:56:54,800 --> 00:56:57,840
Speaker 1: good lie? Just say you're sick or something. Just go

1112
00:56:58,040 --> 00:57:02,319
Speaker 1: to car accident, Sorry, died, Sorry text him I'm dead.

1113
00:57:03,760 --> 00:57:05,839
Speaker 1: Thank you for telling us you're her little secret. Thanks guys.

1114
00:57:06,040 --> 00:57:10,080
Speaker 1: I ran out of excuses called him dead. The Jewel

1115
00:57:10,120 --> 00:57:15,719
Speaker 1: Show on demand. It turns out hips do lie. It's

1116
00:57:15,840 --> 00:57:19,240
Speaker 1: Jewel Show, It's Wrong Move Monday, where we make you

1117
00:57:19,320 --> 00:57:23,120
Speaker 1: feel better about your Monday by hearing about other people's terrible, horrible,

1118
00:57:23,240 --> 00:57:26,480
Speaker 1: no good, very bad decisions. And Friday after the show,

1119
00:57:26,560 --> 00:57:27,920
Speaker 1: we didn't get a chance to talk about it yet.

1120
00:57:27,960 --> 00:57:32,160
Speaker 1: Pop star Shakira is facing up to eight years in prison.

1121
00:57:33,800 --> 00:57:38,200
Speaker 1: Tax fraud. Yeah, hips don't know how to do math.

1122
00:57:38,320 --> 00:57:43,040
Speaker 1: I guess, yeah, seriously, I had no idea what she

1123
00:57:43,160 --> 00:57:45,760
Speaker 1: was facing eight years in prison. She was charged with

1124
00:57:45,880 --> 00:57:48,800
Speaker 1: failing to pay the Spanish government fifteen million dollars in

1125
00:57:48,880 --> 00:57:51,880
Speaker 1: taxes between twenty twelve and twenty fourteen, and the prosecutors

1126
00:57:51,920 --> 00:57:54,480
Speaker 1: said that they are also seeking a twenty four million

1127
00:57:54,520 --> 00:57:59,520
Speaker 1: dollar fine on top of what she already owes. How

1128
00:57:59,680 --> 00:58:01,520
Speaker 1: is the fine more than what you owe in the

1129
00:58:01,560 --> 00:58:05,320
Speaker 1: first place. Who would have thought that Shakira would be

1130
00:58:05,360 --> 00:58:07,520
Speaker 1: facing up to eight years in prison? She's still pretty

1131
00:58:07,600 --> 00:58:09,880
Speaker 1: for that. I can't see Scara at jail. You know,

1132
00:58:09,960 --> 00:58:12,600
Speaker 1: there's there's some people that are in that women's facility

1133
00:58:12,640 --> 00:58:14,840
Speaker 1: that Shakara might go to, like, yes, please send her here.

1134
00:58:16,680 --> 00:58:19,919
Speaker 1: Not paying her Spanish taxes is a very wrong move,

1135
00:58:20,280 --> 00:58:23,640
Speaker 1: and hopefully you woke up this Monday morning said it

1136
00:58:23,720 --> 00:58:26,800
Speaker 1: was Monday, but not almost forty million dollars in debt

1137
00:58:26,880 --> 00:58:30,880
Speaker 1: to the Spanish government. Witerrifying man. Yeah, that's a wrong

1138
00:58:30,960 --> 00:58:33,400
Speaker 1: move right there. It's wrong move Monday. Feel better about

1139
00:58:33,680 --> 00:58:36,680
Speaker 1: your Monday by hearing about other people's terrible, horrible, no good,

1140
00:58:36,800 --> 00:58:38,720
Speaker 1: very bad decisions. If she is guilty and they do

1141
00:58:38,840 --> 00:58:40,440
Speaker 1: end up sending singer for a very long time, I

1142
00:58:40,480 --> 00:58:50,600
Speaker 1: hope the judge goes you're going to prison for it's

1143
00:58:50,640 --> 00:58:55,040
Speaker 1: not bad said that you gotta laugh to keep from crying.

1144
00:58:55,960 --> 00:58:57,920
Speaker 1: It's wrong move, Monday. Feel better about your Monday by

1145
00:58:57,960 --> 00:59:00,800
Speaker 1: hearing about other people's terrible, horrible, no good, bad decisions.

1146
00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:03,040
Speaker 1: My wrong move will make you feel a lot better

1147
00:59:03,120 --> 00:59:07,720
Speaker 1: about your day, for sure. I'll just read you the

1148
00:59:07,800 --> 00:59:10,800
Speaker 1: text actually that I got about that. I remember Alex

1149
00:59:10,840 --> 00:59:12,640
Speaker 1: and I are married. If you didn't know that, you

1150
00:59:12,720 --> 00:59:14,200
Speaker 1: want to, just read the text that I sent you

1151
00:59:14,320 --> 00:59:16,560
Speaker 1: if you want to, yeah, you might as well. That

1152
00:59:16,600 --> 00:59:19,720
Speaker 1: probably would describe what happened to be real quick. Just

1153
00:59:19,840 --> 00:59:22,920
Speaker 1: to set the scene for you. I work out outside

1154
00:59:22,960 --> 00:59:24,600
Speaker 1: of the house like I have a little tent out

1155
00:59:24,640 --> 00:59:26,400
Speaker 1: there with like a bunch of boxing stuff in it.

1156
00:59:26,520 --> 00:59:29,440
Speaker 1: So when I go work out, I go outside and

1157
00:59:29,680 --> 00:59:32,160
Speaker 1: then I work out out there. So I was outside

1158
00:59:32,200 --> 00:59:35,080
Speaker 1: working out and Alex was inside hanging out in the house.

1159
00:59:35,240 --> 00:59:37,720
Speaker 1: Got it and he text me and says, O MG,

1160
00:59:37,920 --> 00:59:39,720
Speaker 1: I was just about to start and had to peece

1161
00:59:39,760 --> 00:59:41,880
Speaker 1: So I went pee outside by the gate and guess what?

1162
00:59:43,360 --> 00:59:48,400
Speaker 1: Oh no, And I said, jub what And he says,

1163
00:59:48,960 --> 00:59:55,520
Speaker 1: I cropped my pants, yes, the wrong move, yeah, all

1164
00:59:55,560 --> 00:59:57,280
Speaker 1: the way I stopped it. And I was like, w

1165
00:59:57,520 --> 01:00:01,840
Speaker 1: taf and he says, that's what I said. What I said,

1166
01:00:01,920 --> 01:00:06,840
Speaker 1: so you sharded literally except that I'm not sure because

1167
01:00:06,920 --> 01:00:11,600
Speaker 1: there was no fart to it, so I think, I know.

1168
01:00:12,120 --> 01:00:13,680
Speaker 1: I didn't feel like going inside, so I was like,

1169
01:00:13,680 --> 01:00:15,320
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna go pee over by the fence because

1170
01:00:15,360 --> 01:00:17,440
Speaker 1: I work out outside. I was worked out for you.

1171
01:00:18,120 --> 01:00:22,920
Speaker 1: I don't want to say, is that's really I was

1172
01:00:22,960 --> 01:00:25,000
Speaker 1: actually thinking about it the other day because I did

1173
01:00:25,040 --> 01:00:26,840
Speaker 1: that one time when I was thirteen and I was

1174
01:00:27,080 --> 01:00:29,960
Speaker 1: looking through tide pools for shells. When I get really excited,

1175
01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:32,160
Speaker 1: it's hard, you know, so um, and I was like,

1176
01:00:32,280 --> 01:00:37,480
Speaker 1: thirteen is way too old to pop your pants, and

1177
01:00:37,600 --> 01:00:39,080
Speaker 1: I've drank a lot in my life and then poop

1178
01:00:39,080 --> 01:00:41,520
Speaker 1: my pants then, but that was alcohol, and I don't

1179
01:00:41,520 --> 01:00:44,040
Speaker 1: really drink like that anymore. And now I'm as old

1180
01:00:44,040 --> 01:00:48,440
Speaker 1: as I am, and I just did it again. I

1181
01:00:48,600 --> 01:00:50,680
Speaker 1: ran inside and then I went to the bathroom. I

1182
01:00:50,800 --> 01:00:52,240
Speaker 1: just don't get what you had to tell me about

1183
01:00:52,240 --> 01:00:54,840
Speaker 1: it right away. Well, I mean it was kind of exciting.

1184
01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:59,880
Speaker 1: There was a lot of action going on. Wrong movement.

1185
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:03,000
Speaker 1: They texting four one six one, tell us about your

1186
01:01:03,200 --> 01:01:05,800
Speaker 1: wrong move to make other people feel better about their Monday.

1187
01:01:05,880 --> 01:01:07,560
Speaker 1: Eight and eight three four three one o six one

1188
01:01:07,640 --> 01:01:10,120
Speaker 1: texting four one o six one wrong move Monday. Feel

1189
01:01:10,160 --> 01:01:13,600
Speaker 1: better about your Monday by hearing about other people's terrible, horrible,

1190
01:01:13,680 --> 01:01:16,680
Speaker 1: no good, very bad decisions. John, what's your wrong move?

1191
01:01:16,920 --> 01:01:19,240
Speaker 1: So I feel like a total jerk. It happened yesterday.

1192
01:01:19,400 --> 01:01:21,800
Speaker 1: I play in this men's slow pitch leave right, Okay.

1193
01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:24,480
Speaker 1: I play in the outfield and butting up to us

1194
01:01:24,520 --> 01:01:27,439
Speaker 1: with a kids soccer game, and the ball kept coming

1195
01:01:27,520 --> 01:01:31,040
Speaker 1: into our outfield where I was standing. The soccer ball day, Yeah,

1196
01:01:31,160 --> 01:01:33,000
Speaker 1: the soccer ball from the kids soccer game. And I

1197
01:01:33,080 --> 01:01:35,800
Speaker 1: got sick and tired of having to kick the ball

1198
01:01:35,960 --> 01:01:39,000
Speaker 1: back to them and stopping our game. So essentially I

1199
01:01:40,200 --> 01:01:44,080
Speaker 1: just kicked their ball away. And all the parents and

1200
01:01:44,320 --> 01:01:47,680
Speaker 1: all the kids, the referees from the game, they were

1201
01:01:47,720 --> 01:01:54,280
Speaker 1: just like, what are you doing? Yes, the kids, Yeah,

1202
01:01:54,640 --> 01:01:59,840
Speaker 1: you're like a grinch. They're trying. There was a kid's soccer.

1203
01:02:00,360 --> 01:02:03,760
Speaker 1: I'm such a loser. Oh my god. The biggest part

1204
01:02:03,840 --> 01:02:05,840
Speaker 1: about the whole thing that makes it a total wrong

1205
01:02:05,960 --> 01:02:08,520
Speaker 1: move was the girl I was dating. She was there,

1206
01:02:08,680 --> 01:02:10,520
Speaker 1: she was all excited to watch me play. It was

1207
01:02:10,520 --> 01:02:12,440
Speaker 1: her first time watching me play, and like, she's not

1208
01:02:12,520 --> 01:02:14,760
Speaker 1: returning my text, she's not returning my college. She didn't

1209
01:02:14,760 --> 01:02:16,160
Speaker 1: talk to me for the rest of the night, like

1210
01:02:16,600 --> 01:02:21,720
Speaker 1: we're probably done. We're probably Yeah, I kicked my relationship

1211
01:02:21,760 --> 01:02:25,280
Speaker 1: away too. Also that eight eight three four three one

1212
01:02:25,480 --> 01:02:27,080
Speaker 1: six one text day and four one oh six one

1213
01:02:27,160 --> 01:02:29,560
Speaker 1: it's wrong move Monday. Feel better about your Monday by

1214
01:02:29,600 --> 01:02:33,320
Speaker 1: hearing about other people's terrible, horrible, no good, very bad decisions. Michelle,

1215
01:02:33,400 --> 01:02:36,400
Speaker 1: what's your wrong move? I just got this new puppy

1216
01:02:36,760 --> 01:02:39,880
Speaker 1: left the room for like ten minutes, and I came back.

1217
01:02:40,200 --> 01:02:42,640
Speaker 1: I noticed that there was like a little bit of

1218
01:02:43,120 --> 01:02:45,720
Speaker 1: poop on the tuppy pad and the rest was gone,

1219
01:02:46,320 --> 01:02:52,120
Speaker 1: and it came clear to me that she ate well.

1220
01:02:52,120 --> 01:02:54,040
Speaker 1: Hopefully you realize this before you let her kiss you

1221
01:02:54,080 --> 01:02:58,120
Speaker 1: in the face. Wrong Move Monday. Feel better about your

1222
01:02:58,160 --> 01:03:01,000
Speaker 1: Monday by hearing about other people's terrible, horrible, no good,

1223
01:03:01,240 --> 01:03:03,520
Speaker 1: very bad decisions. Listen to Wrong Move Monday every single

1224
01:03:03,560 --> 01:03:06,640
Speaker 1: Monday at this time and feel better about your Monday

1225
01:03:06,760 --> 01:03:08,920
Speaker 1: and your whole week. You can follow the show on

1226
01:03:08,960 --> 01:03:11,160
Speaker 1: social media at the Jewel Show. Follow all of us individually.

1227
01:03:11,200 --> 01:03:13,160
Speaker 1: I'm at Jewel Fresh, I'm at that Dres, I'm at

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Speaker 1: Christian Grace Now, I'm at Bennett Knows. And your phone

1229
01:03:15,800 --> 01:03:17,640
Speaker 1: break happens every single hour on the twenties. Your next

1230
01:03:17,640 --> 01:03:19,360
Speaker 1: one is coming up in just a few minutes. It's

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01:03:19,400 --> 01:03:24,240
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