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Speaker 1: The Jubil Show on demand. It's another Jubil phone frame mornings.

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Speaker 1: That's twenties. You're late. I'm just joking around, Nelson. Hey,

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Speaker 1: how you doing, Todd Sparks here your new manager at

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Speaker 1: the restaurant you just got hired at. Oh shoot, I'm late.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I know, I'm joking. You're not even

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Speaker 1: on the sketch to come in today. Oh yeah, Todd Sparks,

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Speaker 1: I am one of the main managers here at and

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Speaker 1: I'm just calling to set up your first day for

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Speaker 1: training and everything. Oh great, man, I know, I know,

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Speaker 1: I get it. Wait a second, Tod Sparks. You're managing

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Speaker 1: a restaurant. Yeah I am. But I just told you

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Speaker 1: why because I need to get out there and I

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Speaker 1: need to schmooze a little bit. I need to rub

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Speaker 1: elbows with the world so I can help the world

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Speaker 1: of a better life. You know what I'm saying, Nelson,

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Speaker 1: Just like I'm gonna do with you when you come

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Speaker 1: in here. Oh I don't know. Actually, you like a

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Speaker 1: TV personality or something. Wait, am I working at a

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Speaker 1: restaurant someone who say this, Well, you've probably heard of

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Speaker 1: my books before. Yeah, I'm not trying to do my

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Speaker 1: own horn. But hey, you know what, the world doesn't

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Speaker 1: have enough of people who are willing to blow their

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Speaker 1: own horn. And I blow my own horn whenever I

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Speaker 1: get the chance. Because we've all got a horn, why

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Speaker 1: not toot it if you're tooting it in the right place.

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Speaker 1: Nothing I'm gonna do with you, Nelson. I'm gonna train

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Speaker 1: you personally. I'm gonna get you in here and I

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Speaker 1: am gonna teach you out to grab a hold of

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Speaker 1: your horn and blow it loud and proud and let

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Speaker 1: the world know who Nelson is. Okay, I'm sorry. Is

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Speaker 1: there are there instruments at the restaurant? I didn't see

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Speaker 1: anyone the instruments, Nelson. I'm not talking about an actual horn.

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about you. Oh okay. So it was like

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Speaker 1: one of those happy birthday things like we come out

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Speaker 1: and just had about it. I don't think you're really

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Speaker 1: getting what I'm saying here, Nelson. My name is Todd Sparks.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you a copy of my book when

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Speaker 1: you come in here. It's called Todd Sparks Putting the

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Speaker 1: Spark back in your life. And that's what I do. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I am a motivational speaker. I am a life coach.

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Speaker 1: I've written three books, working on a fourth and a fifth. Well,

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Speaker 1: I work on the fourth, and I manage this restaurant

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Speaker 1: for research for you, Um, what day is my training?

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Speaker 1: That right, there's the kind of language that I want

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Speaker 1: to take right out of your vocabulary. Nelson. I want

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Speaker 1: to put the spark back in your life. You took

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Speaker 1: more than a job when you took a position as

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Speaker 1: a server at this restaurant. Okay, I want I just

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Speaker 1: heard from you, Nelson, is part of the reason that

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Speaker 1: I need to put the spark back in you. And

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Speaker 1: you said what day? What day should reason? You called me?

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Speaker 1: The answer to that, I think Nelson is right under

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Speaker 1: your nose. I don't understand what you're talking about. Nelson, Nelson.

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Speaker 1: You might not understand what I'm talking about because you

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Speaker 1: don't understand you. Look, I don't know who you are,

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Speaker 1: mister Sparks, and I appreciate you calling to set up

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Speaker 1: my due days when you need to come in. Nelson Nelson, Nelson,

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Speaker 1: that's what's gonna say that I know who I am.

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Speaker 1: I'm Todd Sparks. You said this numerous times. I've written

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Speaker 1: three books and freaking restaurom right now, right, and you're

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Speaker 1: keeping me from doing that, and you're giving me this

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Speaker 1: weird motivational speech thing. What is that? Nelson? We're gonna

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Speaker 1: You're gonna come into your food. When you decided to

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Speaker 1: take a serving position at this restaurant, you made a

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Speaker 1: huge and great decision for your life. Nelson. There's a

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Speaker 1: spark deep in you that's about to light a huge fire,

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Speaker 1: and it's gonna be known as wildfire. Nelson. Look, maybe

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Speaker 1: the spark that's deep within me is I have to

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Speaker 1: let go in the toilet right now. Okay, man, clearly

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Speaker 1: you're a good motivational speaker. If you also have to

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Speaker 1: moan as a restaurant, you probably suck. No one's read

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Speaker 1: this book. I'm okay. I've never heard of you. I'm

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Speaker 1: only managing this restaurant because all right, you got me.

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Speaker 1: The book didn't sell very well, actually, none of them. Yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 1: You know what. I don't even know when I want

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Speaker 1: to train because I don't want to work with your restaurant.

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Speaker 1: I'll get another job. Okay, I needed the job. There

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Speaker 1: are other restaurant jobs. Now, Nelson, it sounds to me

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Speaker 1: like you're turning down the job that you haven't even

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Speaker 1: trained for it. I am turning it down. And you

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Speaker 1: know what that's called. That is called self sabotage. You

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Speaker 1: are sabotage. That's actually self sabotage. And I don't want

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Speaker 1: this job. Okay, I quit. I'm gonna go take a

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Speaker 1: Why are you laughing? Because this is actually Jewel from

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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you and

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Speaker 1: your girlfriend. Sarah set you up. Oh my god, it's

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Speaker 1: a joke. She said that you just got a new

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Speaker 1: job and haven't trained yet, and she wanted she wanted

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Speaker 1: to be put the spark blank in your life before

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Speaker 1: you start. Oh god, oh dude, you're not be You

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Speaker 1: got me good, But I really do have to go

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Speaker 1: to the bathroom. Okay, we'll go do that right now. Okay.

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