Speaker 1: Sting microphone check one two, Hello.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'll project.
Speaker 1: Diamond or is your level coming out?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah it was? Yeah, okay, all right, what's up? It's
Speaker 1: sauce on the side. I'm gandhi and I'm here with Diamond,
Speaker 1: my faithful producer, the only faithful producer, by the way,
Speaker 1: because where is Andy Kane? You know he's a loser.
Speaker 1: It is what it is on a scale of one
Speaker 1: to ten. How pissed off do you think he is
Speaker 1: at me right now?
Speaker 3: Seven and a half tap dancing on eight?
Speaker 1: So we talk about why or so we just let
Speaker 1: it go?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Sure, make it a thing.
Speaker 1: So I hate being on camera in this room. It
Speaker 1: is the bane of my existence. Abby, you are one
Speaker 1: of our trusty digital people. You know that about me?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Hate it. It's the angles, it's the me, it's all
Speaker 1: of it. I just don't like it. I thought when
Speaker 1: I got into radio that the best part about it
Speaker 1: was we were behind microphone, so you never have to
Speaker 1: look at me. So I could roll in here looking
Speaker 1: like a bum if I wanted to. And then all
Speaker 1: of a sudden, all these cameras got put up all
Speaker 1: around I know. So now not only do I have
Speaker 1: to kind of look nice. But these cameras are like
Speaker 1: in my face all the time, and I swear as
Speaker 1: soon as I protested and was like, I don't want
Speaker 1: to be on camera. All they do is post clips
Speaker 1: of me.
Speaker 2: You just ask so many interesting questions.
Speaker 1: That's a nice way to put it, Abby, It's so
Speaker 1: nice of you. I don't know. I feel like it's
Speaker 1: sort of warfare, but I'm unsure. So the other day
Speaker 1: Andrew was like, Hey, so we're just gonna start recording
Speaker 1: the whole podcast and we're gonna put it on YouTube.
Speaker 1: And I was like, no, what, absolutely not. I don't
Speaker 1: want to do that, and he kind of made it
Speaker 1: sound like it was initiative, an initiative coming from like
Speaker 1: high above. So when I asked him, I was like,
Speaker 1: where's this mandate coming from? Because I had a lot
Speaker 1: of questions. Whenever you tell me anything, I have a
Speaker 1: lot of questions. So I was like, I'm gonna follow
Speaker 1: this to the end because if people are getting digital
Speaker 1: bonuses or whatever not on my watch with my footage
Speaker 1: and not including me in this. So I said Andrew,
Speaker 1: where the hell is this coming from? He said, uh me,
Speaker 1: And then I was like, oh, then absolutely not, definitely not.
Speaker 1: And now he's not coming in for the fuckcast. So Andrew,
Speaker 1: we think seven.
Speaker 2: And a half.
Speaker 5: Yeah, tap dancing on eight, tap.
Speaker 1: Dancing on eight, which for Andrew, I think that's a lot.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: You can tell when Andy Andy Kan gets mad because
Speaker 1: his no shells flair a little bit and you won't
Speaker 1: look you dead in the eye. It's fine, No, it's fine,
Speaker 1: this is fine, it's fine. I don't care. He in
Speaker 1: fact cares, he does in fact care, And I actually
Speaker 1: think this is a podcast he would want to be
Speaker 1: in on, because this one's gonna revolve around our lovely
Speaker 1: Abbigail Hi hi, Hi, Okay, So Abby is you are
Speaker 1: the newest member to the team.
Speaker 2: Yes, she is.
Speaker 1: Our head of digital, which, yeah, of course you are.
Speaker 2: I don't really, I don't really know what my title is. Honestly,
Speaker 2: join the club.
Speaker 1: Nobody knows here, Diamond. What's your title?
Speaker 5: I don't know?
Speaker 1: Are you a phone producer? You do seventeen other things?
Speaker 1: Right like A I don't know what mine is. I
Speaker 1: know it says co host, but I also know I
Speaker 1: do a bunch of other things. So where you are
Speaker 1: our for the show? You're our head of digital?
Speaker 2: Amazing and you do a really good job. Thank you, Yeah,
Speaker 2: thank you.
Speaker 1: But you're so quiet, nobody knows you.
Speaker 2: So that's for the best.
Speaker 1: You are the last in my quest to get everybody
Speaker 1: who doesn't have a microphone on the podcast.
Speaker 2: My god, thank you for having me.
Speaker 1: Thank you for coming because I think you're nervous. Are
Speaker 1: you nervous?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just I was saying, I don't think I'm
Speaker 2: interesting enough to talk for like more than three minutes.
Speaker 1: This is the lie, Abby, I find it incredibly interesting.
Speaker 1: So I wrote down things to know about have fun.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, and correct.
Speaker 1: Me on any of these.
Speaker 2: Okay, she loves to sleep. I love to sleep the.
Speaker 1: Other day, yes or no? Did you sleep from approximately
Speaker 1: eleven pm? No, eight pm to four.
Speaker 2: It was eleven pm to four pm.
Speaker 1: Eleven pm to four pm.
Speaker 2: Our Abby, it's clinical.
Speaker 1: It's clinical. You did say you did get up and
Speaker 1: eat something right and go back?
Speaker 2: And I did. I got up around like one thirty twoish,
Speaker 2: and I was like rough for the day, like so early.
Speaker 2: I feel like a morning person. And I go to
Speaker 2: eat breakfast sitting on the couch, and then I fell
Speaker 2: asleep on a couch until four.
Speaker 1: But this is pretty typical behavior for you. Yeah, to sleep.
Speaker 2: I love to sleep, and sometimes it doesn't even feel
Speaker 2: like an option. Sometimes it's just like I have to
Speaker 2: or I could die. Yeah, you know. I think what
Speaker 2: I've learned from traveling with the show is that you
Speaker 2: all require a lot less sleep than I do. Like
Speaker 2: it would be it'd be like almost one am, and
Speaker 2: they're like, okay, so breakfast at eight, And I was like,
Speaker 2: are you crazy?
Speaker 1: And fuck you all? Because nobody wants to do Yeah,
Speaker 1: that is sort of it's sort of a bad habit.
Speaker 1: I think that we all have picked up Dan. Y'all
Speaker 1: will sleep in Scary will sleep in Elvis. I believe
Speaker 1: maybe part vampire, because not only does he not sleep in,
Speaker 1: he rages the most out of everybody.
Speaker 2: I envy that though, like I want, I want to
Speaker 2: be that way. I feel like I miss so much
Speaker 2: when I'm unconscious or just like opportunities of nothing else.
Speaker 1: And then I think I wake up pretty much shortly
Speaker 1: after him. But we are all early birds. We have
Speaker 1: to be able. We wake up for this damn job
Speaker 1: every morning. What time do you wake up for the job? Abby?
Speaker 2: My alarm goes off at five twenty five am.
Speaker 1: Okay, time all the time. You wake up.
Speaker 3: Four okay four fifteen if I'm pushing it. Oooh yeah,
Speaker 3: I've been pushing it.
Speaker 1: I wake up at three fifty. No, oh, well, because
Speaker 1: I get here early. I like to come in here
Speaker 1: and like there's it's not that I like to I
Speaker 1: have to come in here, and when I want to
Speaker 1: do things, I have to do them by myself because
Speaker 1: as soon as you guys know, as soon as people
Speaker 1: come in game over, you can't really focus and get
Speaker 1: things done. Yeah, because it's a good time. This is
Speaker 1: a fun atmosphere, but you're not gonna be productive, that's true.
Speaker 1: So I try and get here in the like wee
Speaker 1: hours of the morning when only like the creatures of
Speaker 1: the station for around here.
Speaker 2: Some time you go to bed.
Speaker 1: That is a topic of h bad news for me.
Speaker 1: I try. I've been really trying to go to bed
Speaker 1: by nine thirty. That it doesn't work and hitting around
Speaker 1: like eleven, which I go is awful. But I will
Speaker 1: nap when I go home. Okay, that's good for a
Speaker 1: short amount of time. I'm also sure not great for
Speaker 1: your heart rhythm.
Speaker 5: No, it's horrible.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's horrible. Shut up, Diamond I know it. You're
Speaker 1: a sleeper too.
Speaker 5: I'm not like that, not like Abby.
Speaker 3: I wish I am in the bed by eight o'clock
Speaker 3: every day.
Speaker 5: You're in your bed at eight in the bed.
Speaker 1: The sun is still a bit.
Speaker 2: I mostly a too in it.
Speaker 5: I'm in it. I'm committed.
Speaker 3: But now that Love Island is back, I can't go
Speaker 3: to sleep until at least nine. It's serious. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: got Yeah, no sleep, no rest for the wicked.
Speaker 1: It Diamond has been trying to get me to watch
Speaker 1: Love Island for ever. I will try it. I'll try it.
Speaker 1: I'm just really bad with TV, Like I try to
Speaker 1: get into stuff and then I just find myself zoning
Speaker 1: out and looking at everything else and doing everything else,
Speaker 1: and I'm being like.
Speaker 2: What happened the reality TV?
Speaker 3: Is?
Speaker 5: That's what it's for?
Speaker 1: Reality?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: These are there are cameras on these people all day lost.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I really need to get into the season because
Speaker 2: I also need to watch season six because that was
Speaker 2: everyone's favorite. But I last one that I watched fully
Speaker 2: was US season five, and I loved it, So I
Speaker 2: need to.
Speaker 1: Wait you back into it five. So there's US and ukkay.
Speaker 3: UK, there's Australia there's sorry.
Speaker 2: They got like islands everywhere South Africa.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they get it popping, all right, So I will
Speaker 1: try one episode to get myself hocked. Do you guys
Speaker 1: think about it and tell me which season I should
Speaker 1: start watching?
Speaker 2: Probably six, and I haven't even seen six, but I
Speaker 2: know that that's everyone's like favorite, which is why I'm
Speaker 2: only like two episodes into season six and I already
Speaker 2: really enjoy it.
Speaker 3: The issue is is that going like going back to
Speaker 3: watch can be boring, right, especially as someone who hasn't
Speaker 3: watched Gandhi's never watched before. I think the best thing
Speaker 3: for you to do is just start where everyone is
Speaker 3: right now, right now, honestly, because then you open up Twitter,
Speaker 3: you open up threads. Now has like full threads. It's
Speaker 3: the funniest shit on the planet, just to see what everybody.
Speaker 3: And we're all watching in real time too, so we're
Speaker 3: all like posting at the same time.
Speaker 5: We're watching it as a family.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, Okay, so it's like a team event bonding
Speaker 1: expl Okay, So Abby loves to sleep. Abby is of
Speaker 1: Palestinian descent.
Speaker 2: She is, she is, That's true.
Speaker 1: How are you holding up these days?
Speaker 2: I mean pretty well. I'm because I recognize that I
Speaker 2: have a lot of privilege in the situation, my family
Speaker 2: getting out in time, and the privilege that comes with
Speaker 2: having a white father and white last name. Most of
Speaker 2: my family got out in the seventies, but we still
Speaker 2: have some family there. Thankfully they're safe. But it is
Speaker 2: really scary and sad it is to see what is
Speaker 2: going on.
Speaker 1: I have a lot to say about it. You already
Speaker 1: know how I feel about this. It's crazy, but I
Speaker 1: feel like that's such an important part of you and
Speaker 1: who you are and what you are living with. Yeah, daily,
Speaker 1: at least what's on your mind daily? Okay, she is
Speaker 1: a gorgeous and single, that's true. Single as a pringle.
Speaker 1: Single as a pringle, Like, we don't even have a
Speaker 1: side piece, there's no hotation, there's nothing going on.
Speaker 2: I really try to explain to people that, Like, when
Speaker 2: I describe like being single, I'm like, no, I don't
Speaker 2: even look at someone, like, we don't even I'm not
Speaker 2: even in the vicinity of a man, Like why I
Speaker 2: don't want Why would I do that? I just I don't.
Speaker 1: Why would I mingle with my enemy?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Exactly. So, Yeah, single for me is very different
Speaker 2: than single for a lot of.
Speaker 1: People, Devin, why are you tuckling like the demon that
Speaker 1: you are?
Speaker 3: Because Abby when she speaks about men, it's just so funny.
Speaker 5: It's hilarious.
Speaker 1: Abay straight, she is into men, but at the same
Speaker 1: time she hates them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely saying that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 3: That's why she's a very fine line the feelings that
Speaker 3: I like, nobody does it like that, but she's like
Speaker 3: just horrible.
Speaker 2: I just don't really hold back these days, and maybe
Speaker 2: I should because some people get really upset about it.
Speaker 2: But I think if you're getting upset about.
Speaker 1: It, you're proving the point.
Speaker 2: Yeah, is the call coming from INSI the house? Because like,
Speaker 2: there are men that I'm not talking about. It's it's
Speaker 2: and it's not even it's not specific people as much
Speaker 2: as it is the collective.
Speaker 1: Group.
Speaker 2: And just like I don't know, ideology is the way
Speaker 2: they've been raised, the way that they function in society.
Speaker 1: It just things they feel okay saying out loud, the.
Speaker 2: Things I feel okay saying out with saying the way
Speaker 2: that I have to hear some of them much older
Speaker 2: than me to speak, and I'm like, that's so cool.
Speaker 2: I had this realization when I was thirteen years old,
Speaker 2: So I'm glad that you're just discovering empathy in your fifties.
Speaker 1: Like eat a mushroom and you will have discovered this
Speaker 1: decades ago. So abby, Are you okay? Are you looking
Speaker 1: to date someone? Would you? Are you in the mindset
Speaker 1: of dating anyone?
Speaker 2: I think I'm just kind of like, if it happens,
Speaker 2: I wouldn't push it away. I'd explore it. But I'm
Speaker 2: not like actively searching.
Speaker 1: So you're not only any dating apps right now?
Speaker 2: No, Okay, I was for a minute, and then it
Speaker 2: just I was like, this is this is a humuily ritual,
Speaker 2: is what this is? So let me get out of
Speaker 2: here and enjoy my life.
Speaker 1: Hinge, Okay, what was so bad about? Please tell me,
Speaker 1: Please regale me with your horrible experience, because Diamond isn't
Speaker 1: me with a couple of hers, and it makes me chuckle.
Speaker 2: And I feel like I haven't liked I will say
Speaker 2: I haven't for the most part, haven't had like really
Speaker 2: horrible experiences. Most of them have just been like just
Speaker 2: a waste of my time. And I'm so busy. Sorry,
Speaker 2: I just put my face on this.
Speaker 1: Fine people do it all the time.
Speaker 2: I'm so busy. I work so much that my time
Speaker 2: is so precious to me, and the thought of spending
Speaker 2: it with a man, I mean, you could really end
Speaker 2: the sentence there, but like a man from the internet
Speaker 2: that I don't know that I don't care about that, like.
Speaker 1: You may try to kill you, yeah exactly or not.
Speaker 2: And just like there was there are people who I've
Speaker 2: like started talking to and like they initiated it and
Speaker 2: they were like, we should go out, and then I
Speaker 2: just like never heard from them again, and I was like,
Speaker 2: so like, why would you even suggest it in the
Speaker 2: first place.
Speaker 1: Why are you wasting my time? Yeah, so I'm just
Speaker 1: I'm just like, I don't okay, But I mean is
Speaker 1: single and she's a babe by the way, absolutely Sketch
Speaker 1: Diamond is as well. Diamond just is sitting here with
Speaker 1: her arms crossed, like completely and I want to ask
Speaker 1: both of you a question. But I will tell you
Speaker 1: the one dating app story that I have. I was
Speaker 1: on for about five minutes, and two horrible things happened.
Speaker 1: The first person that I talked to sent me flowers
Speaker 1: to my job on my first day of work. Oh
Speaker 1: so it looks like I sent myself flowers. I'm sure,
Speaker 1: because like, who would do that? And they were long
Speaker 1: stemmed roses. It was so embarrassing. I was like this, no,
Speaker 1: what icebreaker? I never met the man?
Speaker 5: Well, how did he know where you were working?
Speaker 1: Because I just moved to Boston and I was bored
Speaker 1: in summertime, so I was like, you know, cruising around,
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, I just moved here for this job,
Speaker 1: blah blah. The job that I had, it's only one building,
Speaker 1: so you know where it is roses to me. On
Speaker 1: the first day, I was not feeling that. But in
Speaker 1: the time that that happened, it was literally like two
Speaker 1: days I was on here doing this. I talked to
Speaker 1: another boy who I was like, oh, he's so cute,
Speaker 1: and he's like, oh my gosh. It was such pretty eyes.
Speaker 1: You look like a powerpuff girl. I'm like, oh, that's sweet,
Speaker 1: and then he followed it up with I would love
Speaker 1: to see my com dripping off your eyelashes.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: And I was like, you know, between the flowers at
Speaker 1: work and the j's on my face? What happened to
Speaker 1: hell days?
Speaker 2: What happened are you? What happened to you? Look nice?
Speaker 1: The old I can't shots. It was ridiculous.
Speaker 2: It's insane, right, like just say you're pretty like the
Speaker 2: old classics. They work.
Speaker 5: It was a shock.
Speaker 1: I felt assaulted, Like yeah, the app. I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, what creoid? It was like two ends
Speaker 1: of the spectrum. Was too much and far too little,
Speaker 1: like what is happening here? So that's why I will
Speaker 1: ever use a dating app ever again in my life.
Speaker 1: Also there's Brandon, so yeah, that's the thing. I guess.
Speaker 1: All right, So to the two of you, my lovely,
Speaker 1: beautiful single friends, who I am envious of many times.
Speaker 1: I already I know Diamond's answer for the most part,
Speaker 1: but I do want to get it again, Abby, build
Speaker 1: your dream man? Who is he?
Speaker 2: I know there's a brain function. Let's start there.
Speaker 1: No, that's like a plant. That's well, wait you have
Speaker 1: you have a celebrity crush? I have like so many
Speaker 1: get all right now? Gladiator, love him love loveless here
Speaker 1: number one probably okay, who are kind of rotating?
Speaker 2: Oh man, there's just so many. There's him suddenly, I
Speaker 2: can't think of any of that. There's Matthew Gray Goobler,
Speaker 2: who I love.
Speaker 1: I don't know who that is he?
Speaker 2: Have you ever seen criminal minds? He looks a little
Speaker 2: like emaciated.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you like a dainty.
Speaker 2: Man fun way and sometimes not all the time, but
Speaker 2: sometimes Matthew Grey Googler, Matthew Gray Googler, Okay.
Speaker 1: Just like, oh there he is. Oh oh that is
Speaker 1: not what I was expecting. He looks straight out of
Speaker 1: Harry Potter.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, have you seen this.
Speaker 1: Guy now talking about Okay, look hold on scarf and everything, Abigail.
Speaker 5: Be for real.
Speaker 2: I mean, like the heart wants what it wants. That's
Speaker 2: the love of my life and I'll stand behind it.
Speaker 1: Looks like his last name will be Googler.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, like a little whimsical, a little like he
Speaker 2: lives in a treehouse and he like collects teeth.
Speaker 1: Cast spells. Yeah, a lot of dungeons and I.
Speaker 5: Need to see this in that.
Speaker 1: Okay, Matthew Grey Googler, anyone else?
Speaker 2: Why am I literally I'm just blanking right now. There
Speaker 2: are so many people.
Speaker 1: Diamond, we know your while you think about it, you
Speaker 1: know your celebrity crushes used to be Carmelo Anthony, but
Speaker 1: then you got over that one. Yeah, and Solomon Thomas.
Speaker 3: Yeah, when once they get girlfriends, it kind of takes
Speaker 3: the cuteness out of them.
Speaker 5: I'm like, okay, you're somebody else's problem now.
Speaker 1: So I appreciate that because there are a lot of
Speaker 1: people who go opposite, like a girlfriend now would be
Speaker 1: a creepy like that.
Speaker 3: No, I really, no one excites me these days. Maybe
Speaker 3: personality wise.
Speaker 1: Yeah, personality is way more important if we're being honest.
Speaker 3: You know who I think is really funny speedy from
Speaker 3: complex I don't know, okay, like the guy who did
Speaker 3: the interview with Glorilla and he was making fun of
Speaker 3: the way she said beautiful. Oh okay, okay, Like like he,
Speaker 3: I don't think he's like attractive, but like the his
Speaker 3: his personality is cute, okay, like funny.
Speaker 1: Should we address the rumors of you and Andrew.
Speaker 5: We are getting married.
Speaker 2: They're engaged, they are already, Like.
Speaker 5: The rumors can't be if it's a fact, honey.
Speaker 1: Everybody's like, I know it. I can see it, the
Speaker 1: sexual tension between them and Diamond, right. Somebody was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, are we just going to address that
Speaker 1: Diamond has sat cush on Andrew?
Speaker 5: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: And I read it in that voice obviously, and I
Speaker 1: chuckled because I'm like, she bullies this man so badly.
Speaker 1: Every exactly like you.
Speaker 5: Andrew and I are both asexual, so there is no
Speaker 5: sexual tension, you.
Speaker 1: Know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Did you decide that, yes.
Speaker 1: I got I got a man. I wish he wasn't
Speaker 1: an eight mad at me right now because I got
Speaker 1: a whole story about the way he lost his virginity
Speaker 1: and the girl left the school.
Speaker 2: She left the school.
Speaker 1: Diamond is cackling. Yeah, apparently school also not sure. Come
Speaker 1: in here and talk about it, because again he's eight
Speaker 1: mad at me right now.
Speaker 2: And he's mad and then you're like, hey, will you
Speaker 2: come in and talk about how you lost your virginity
Speaker 2: to this girl? And then she literally fled. She fled
Speaker 2: the premises he fled.
Speaker 1: Okay, So did you think about any more of your.
Speaker 2: Sometimes I'll think of them like as we get little
Speaker 2: like notifications for who's coming in.
Speaker 1: Okay, oh oh he's here, he came in. Okay, sit
Speaker 1: over there at that microphone and you're gonna, oh, no,
Speaker 1: sit at Nate's microphone because they turned Daniell's down real
Speaker 1: quietly because she's so loud. It's so funny.
Speaker 2: You look so defeated, are you, okay?
Speaker 1: Andrew on a scale of one to ten. How mad
Speaker 1: are you at me right now?
Speaker 6: Why would I be mad?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: They said eight?
Speaker 6: What? Why would I be at an eat?
Speaker 1: Because of the videos? Because I said, I didn't want
Speaker 1: to record this for a video. Oh there you are, okay, Andrew?
Speaker 1: Did Diamond tell you why we wanted you in here?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 1: Okay. So we were talking about Abby being single, Diamond
Speaker 1: being single, what their dream guy is, and then I said,
Speaker 1: would you like to address the rumors about you and Andrew
Speaker 1: because everybody's always saying how she's in love with you? Right,
Speaker 1: there's this love thing. And then Diamond said, Andrew and
Speaker 1: I are both asexual, and I said, does Andrew identify
Speaker 1: as asexual? Because I got a story about the way
Speaker 1: he lost his virginity the other day and now she
Speaker 1: really needs look at her. She needs to do.
Speaker 6: It was college.
Speaker 1: Wait, first of all, are you okay sharing this story?
Speaker 6: Sure?
Speaker 1: Okay, we don't need the first and last name that
Speaker 1: you gave me.
Speaker 5: No, she was like, I'm sad.
Speaker 7: She so, I never thought that she would actually go
Speaker 7: for me in any way, shape or form. But it's
Speaker 7: I guess college and everybody is just exploring, exploring things
Speaker 7: and she explored and I. One day we were drinking
Speaker 7: and I got dragged into her room and then she
Speaker 7: literally like threw me on the bed, like she was
Speaker 7: very forceful, and I just kind of was sitting there
Speaker 7: like okay, okay.
Speaker 6: And that's that's about it. And when it was over,
Speaker 6: I was kind of like okay, I just like walked out.
Speaker 1: Am not seeing Diamond left this hard?
Speaker 5: Maybe Yeah, I was.
Speaker 7: Just kind of stunned that it was all happening, because,
Speaker 7: like I said, I never thought that she would be
Speaker 7: into me because she was a babe. She was a
Speaker 7: babe and like I'm not gonna nab that. And then
Speaker 7: she like then just the next thing I know, I'm
Speaker 7: just sitting like, oh wow, Oh.
Speaker 2: So that's crazy because everyone that I know is obsessed
Speaker 2: with you. Like my friends that have met him once
Speaker 2: texted me in a group chat last week when we
Speaker 2: were all going to the Greek Festival together and they said,
Speaker 2: give Andrew a forehead kiss for me.
Speaker 7: Oh see, I feel it's more of just like a
Speaker 7: little cute thing. This one was like when you gotta
Speaker 7: get down like the business, I don't think that area
Speaker 7: is necessarily where people would be like, yeah, him literally
Speaker 7: the person would be there.
Speaker 5: I almost love that man.
Speaker 1: Now, So start to finish. From the time you were
Speaker 1: dragged into the room, was there any conversation?
Speaker 7: It was literally just like I remember just getting like
Speaker 7: dragged in.
Speaker 1: By which like dragged by a hand by your throat.
Speaker 1: How did she drag you? It was like dead body.
Speaker 7: By your like very forceful, like when I say, like
Speaker 7: like up against the wall.
Speaker 6: It was like a like again.
Speaker 1: Was she a large woman? No?
Speaker 5: Okay, Like I.
Speaker 6: Was in there and I just wow, wow wowow in there?
Speaker 1: Literally Okay, So that start to finish. How long was
Speaker 1: this entire thing?
Speaker 6: In my head?
Speaker 7: It felt like it was like romantic passionate, But in total,
Speaker 7: I think probably two minutes.
Speaker 1: In my head it was romantic and passionate. But then
Speaker 1: he was also like and I was like okay.
Speaker 7: Because I just there's so much was swirling around and
Speaker 7: I'm like wow, wow, wow, wow.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 1: And then you just got up and walked out of
Speaker 1: the room. Yep. And then what happened to this lovely
Speaker 1: woman and the rest of your time together?
Speaker 7: Uh, literally it was like it never happened. It was
Speaker 7: never spoken of, never and she was the room next
Speaker 7: to my room. Oh yeah, and I remember also, this
Speaker 7: is just a side part to it that I remember
Speaker 7: was weird. At the moment, her roommate like maybe walked
Speaker 7: in for a second, which I feel bad because that
Speaker 7: girl did not deserve that. Her roommate was the sweetest person.
Speaker 7: She was stuck with this looney and we were all like, oh, no,
Speaker 7: not her. And then in my head, I'm like, oh no,
Speaker 7: not you love it.
Speaker 1: So did this person or did they not leave the
Speaker 1: school after this encounter?
Speaker 7: Yes, they left the No, No they didn't. They left
Speaker 7: the school like the year after I was gone. They
Speaker 7: like left mid semester. But they had a whole sketchy
Speaker 7: past history, Like they were saying that their family owned
Speaker 7: like penthouses, boats, yachts, you name it. Like she was
Speaker 7: rich and came from New York money. And then when
Speaker 7: it came down to it, my friend like went to
Speaker 7: her house and was like, why are we in the
Speaker 7: middle of the suburbs, Like I thought you lived in
Speaker 7: a penthouse. It's like, oh, no, it's getting cleaned. Oh
Speaker 7: apparently it was getting cleaned quite often because no one.
Speaker 6: Ever saw it.
Speaker 1: So your dinger didn't drive her to another school.
Speaker 6: It wasn't that it wasn't ing.
Speaker 1: It was other things. Yeah, oh, thank you for sharing
Speaker 1: your story.
Speaker 2: Maybe perhaps something diagnosable. Yeah, you have made Diamond's day.
Speaker 3: Between him this story and Love Island.
Speaker 5: I wanna high.
Speaker 1: I'm happy you could do. Now. Your sister is going
Speaker 1: to be listening to this podcast, right, yep? Does she
Speaker 1: know the story already?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Oh, welcome to your brother's life.
Speaker 5: Sorry, Jackie.
Speaker 1: Thanks Andrew, you have a bunch of other stuff that
Speaker 1: you have to get into unless you want to stick around.
Speaker 1: We'd love to have you si.
Speaker 7: I think, just like that instance, I'm gonna go, Okay.
Speaker 1: You brought the thunder and I appreciate that. Andrew.
Speaker 2: Everybody see, that's more interesting than anything I'm gonna say
Speaker 2: in the next I don't know for many minutes.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think you have a lot of
Speaker 1: interesting stuff about you. So okay, now let's build your
Speaker 1: dream man brain function number one.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I guess what I mean by that is like,
Speaker 2: like you have to know, you have to know, you
Speaker 2: have to like understand and grasp what anything like just
Speaker 2: truly anything, but like I like, emotional intelligence is definitely
Speaker 2: topping the charts for me.
Speaker 1: You have to that's a huge one.
Speaker 2: I think, like, I just I can't, like I said,
Speaker 2: I can't speak to somebody who I'm like, this is
Speaker 2: I was here. I was here in middle school, So like,
Speaker 2: why are you?
Speaker 1: You know, maybe you need like an older guy, have
Speaker 1: you thought, Googler, he's.
Speaker 3: Forty five.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, right there, okay, Matthew Grey Googler, if you
Speaker 1: are single, abby's here.
Speaker 2: I heard he was dating a twenty six year old
Speaker 2: that isn't me, and that's devastating.
Speaker 1: This is trash.
Speaker 2: So I mean, like, all the luck to them, but
Speaker 2: because he.
Speaker 1: Hasn't met you yet, it's true.
Speaker 2: Get him in here.
Speaker 1: We should. Oh my god. So I was thinking about
Speaker 1: how I could wield this podcast for my own personal benefit,
Speaker 1: and I think that these are the things we need
Speaker 1: to do. Like guys do it all the time, don't
Speaker 1: they Where they're like, hey, you want to be on
Speaker 1: my show? Yeah, and then boom, all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: they're dating someone. I think we should start doing that
Speaker 1: with a podcast, be more strategic. Matthew Grey Googler.
Speaker 2: I think you're a really fun host or a guest.
Speaker 2: I mean you're the host. I don't wow, just get
Speaker 2: rid of me that quickly.
Speaker 1: I think we can get him in here if you
Speaker 1: if you want to track that down, if he's ever
Speaker 1: doing any promotion, he's in the let's bring him in here.
Speaker 2: Let's do it.
Speaker 1: He's single, and we're not gonna be home wreckersity, but
Speaker 1: I would love for both of you to wield this
Speaker 1: podcast to do whatever you want with your lives.
Speaker 2: It's amazing.
Speaker 3: Well, I have to find someone I think is attractive first,
Speaker 3: and that's.
Speaker 1: The other part of the Yeah, okay, so so far,
Speaker 1: Abbey needs you to be breathing and a full functioning
Speaker 1: like intelligent, intelligent, emotionally intelligent.
Speaker 5: That's a big deal.
Speaker 2: I need you to be thoughtful as a person.
Speaker 1: You're asking.
Speaker 2: I know, that's the thing. It's really hard. I feel
Speaker 2: like I just I don't know, like consider someone else.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a big one. That's I know. That's really
Speaker 1: important to Diamond. We talked about that. Health alfulness is
Speaker 1: like top of your list, and.
Speaker 5: They lack and it's horrible.
Speaker 1: Do you think you're a thoughtful person?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think you are too abby.
Speaker 2: Do you think you're I think I'm a really thoughtful person.
Speaker 2: I think that's one of my best qualities. Honestly, not
Speaker 2: to toot my own horn, but I sometimes to, like
Speaker 2: a really negative extent, where then I just completely disregard
Speaker 2: my own well being.
Speaker 1: But let's not do that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I try not to, but I do think I'm
Speaker 2: a really thoughtful person, and so when that's not reciprocated,
Speaker 2: even like a little bit, it doesn't, I'm.
Speaker 1: Just kind of like just mad shaking your fist at
Speaker 1: the sky.
Speaker 2: I'm just like, this is upsetting. What else? Little things
Speaker 2: like you need to be nice to wait staff. If
Speaker 2: you're not.
Speaker 1: Little, that's big.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean you're basically ahole.
Speaker 1: It's true, very important.
Speaker 2: If you're rude to wait staff, it's gonna immediately know.
Speaker 2: Looks wise, I'm pretty open minded, guys. He's so pretty.
Speaker 2: I think he's a gorgeous, gorgeous, tall, lanky being. I don't.
Speaker 5: Is the word for him. She loves it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love him. You guys need to watch Criminal Minds.
Speaker 2: I'm see what I see what I see.
Speaker 1: When do you have the time between working and sleeping
Speaker 1: to watch any TV?
Speaker 2: I know sometimes I watch it on the train or
Speaker 2: when I'm on the treadmill.
Speaker 1: Okay, good for you. Okay, so you think your best
Speaker 1: qualities are that you're thoughtful. What else we're selling?
Speaker 2: I think I'm thoughtful. I think I'm that's kind of
Speaker 2: the same thing.
Speaker 1: Well, we're gonna say caring, but like, no, I think
Speaker 1: those are different. Okay, you can be very caring and
Speaker 1: not be thoughtful.
Speaker 5: That's true.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I'm thoughtful and consider it carrying all
Speaker 2: of those things. I think I'm emotionally intelligent, and I
Speaker 2: think I'm really open minded and understanding and a good listener.
Speaker 1: I would say all those things about you. So yeah, Like,
Speaker 1: what's the hold up, Fellas, we're you at Matthew gray Googler.
Speaker 1: We are talking to you?
Speaker 2: Is this is my message in a bottle. It's Matthew
Speaker 2: grey Googler.
Speaker 1: If you if somehow in the world this works out,
Speaker 1: can I please come to your wedd.
Speaker 2: Absolutely you can officiate it.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Now, Diamond, what do you think are
Speaker 1: your best qualities? We always talk about what you're looking
Speaker 1: for in someone else, But what's good about you? I
Speaker 1: know what I think is good about you? What do
Speaker 1: you think is good about you?
Speaker 2: I think above anything else I'm entertaining you are And
Speaker 2: that's true.
Speaker 5: High I'm easy to talk to. From what I've heard. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 5: that's about it. I can't.
Speaker 1: I don't entertaining and easy to talk to. That's your
Speaker 1: whole self. It's like, haha, I think you're much more
Speaker 1: than that.
Speaker 5: Well, thank you.
Speaker 1: I think you're a hard worker.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but who wants that.
Speaker 1: I think that's really important.
Speaker 2: Honestly, Ambition is really important to yeah.
Speaker 1: Guys, not just ambition, but being able to go get it.
Speaker 5: Guys say that, but it's not really a big deal
Speaker 5: to most of them.
Speaker 1: That's true that we are women.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we like I like a hard working guy, an
Speaker 3: ambitious guy. But I don't really think. I think men
Speaker 3: are conditioned to they don't care about that. They say
Speaker 3: that they do, but a lot of the times they
Speaker 3: resent women who are hard working and ambitious. So it's like,
Speaker 3: we gotta be honest. Oh I'm honest.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah that's true.
Speaker 4: We like it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's true. It's good.
Speaker 2: No, I appreciate it. I know that you're I know
Speaker 2: that you're not gonna You're not gonna lie if I
Speaker 2: ask you a question, clock which I really appreciate, and
Speaker 2: I know how to leave you alone.
Speaker 3: Okay, yolo, but you're not gonna get a cooker.
Speaker 5: You're not gonna get a cleaner. Don't get excited. It's
Speaker 5: not gonna happen.
Speaker 1: But you're gonna get a lot of fun. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: that's important.
Speaker 2: That's what matters.
Speaker 1: I actually think. Listen, the fun outweighs like I can
Speaker 1: cook and clean as I can hire people to cook
Speaker 1: and clean, So I can't hire someone that makes me
Speaker 1: laugh and I have fun with. I would take you,
Speaker 1: and you.
Speaker 2: Could, but it'd be difficult. It's like personal comedian.
Speaker 1: Who I don't know where do they even exist?
Speaker 2: I don't know. Maybe they're on like task rabbit.
Speaker 1: Hi, I need a personal comedian, learn me and make
Speaker 1: me laugh good.
Speaker 2: Spend all of your time with me.
Speaker 1: I read that more and more women are lying on
Speaker 1: dating apps about their level of success because it apparently
Speaker 1: drives men away if they are too successful. And it
Speaker 1: makes me laugh because this goes all the way back
Speaker 1: to an episode of the original Sex of the City
Speaker 1: where Miranda was on a speed dating thing. You remember this, yes,
Speaker 1: And every time she said she was a lawyer, the
Speaker 1: guy's tapped out, stopped being interested whatever. But as soon
Speaker 1: as she was like, I'm a flight it, she got
Speaker 1: all the masses interesting. Yeah, and on the flip side.
Speaker 1: The guy that she ended up matching with said he
Speaker 1: was a doctor and he was not a doctor. He
Speaker 1: lied up and she lied down. And I do think
Speaker 1: that that's happening a lot.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah for su. Yeah, people are very vague.
Speaker 3: About what they do on the apps, and some people
Speaker 3: make it seem like it's because they don't want people
Speaker 3: in their business. But I think a lot of the
Speaker 3: people are just lying, like, oh, I work in healthcare okay,
Speaker 3: and what do you do in healthcare? Right?
Speaker 1: Like you're over the counter GenZ.
Speaker 3: Literally, I'm kind of signing people into the emergency room.
Speaker 2: Just be honest.
Speaker 1: At my gym, there's someone that buzzes you in when
Speaker 1: you get there that could be healthcare.
Speaker 2: Yeah, come on, true, I feel like I'm going to
Speaker 2: expose myself with this hack yest tip. Yes, it's pretty
Speaker 2: easy to find people, not like physically find them, but
Speaker 2: find damn like find more about them online just based
Speaker 2: on their hinge profile, even if they only have a
Speaker 2: few things filled out. LinkedIn is a secret tool, especially
Speaker 2: if they have their college listed and they have their
Speaker 2: job listed. You just search their first name and you
Speaker 2: put in where they went to school, you put in
Speaker 2: new York or whatever city you're in. It works for
Speaker 2: me every time.
Speaker 1: Okay, good for you.
Speaker 2: I just sometimes I'm like, again, I don't want to
Speaker 2: waste my time. I need to go see especially if
Speaker 2: they don't have like political affiliation on their profile. Yeah right,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go look through your followers on Twitter, like,
Speaker 2: what do you tweet about?
Speaker 1: What are you liking?
Speaker 2: What are you like?
Speaker 1: It me see one like for Candice Owens. Let me
Speaker 1: see it.
Speaker 2: It has saved me from conversations that I don't think
Speaker 2: I that would have been pretty diod for me to have. Okay,
Speaker 2: good for you, So you can check it. You can
Speaker 2: check them out if you don't think they're being honest,
Speaker 2: or tell me, oh, I love finding.
Speaker 1: Always let your friends do the digging. They'll dig way
Speaker 1: deeper and harder and faster, further all these things.
Speaker 5: Than you, guys are.
Speaker 3: You're giving me flashbacks twenty twenty one. Anytime a guy
Speaker 3: tried to match with me that looks like he was
Speaker 3: a little suspicious, I would.
Speaker 5: Say, and where were you on Julius? Did you vote
Speaker 5: for in the last election? Probably why I'm cool?
Speaker 1: Well, apparently one of the biggest cock blocks on dating apps,
Speaker 1: right now I feel like I know a lot about
Speaker 1: the dating apps or someone who's not on one. You
Speaker 1: really do?
Speaker 2: I love this?
Speaker 5: Yeah, give me all the advice.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, ladies, Well I heard that four guys. One
Speaker 1: of the biggest cock blocks is if they put conservative
Speaker 1: in their bio and they're like, no one wants to
Speaker 1: talk to me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well will let's talk about what if it's not
Speaker 2: the consequences of your own actions exactly?
Speaker 3: And then they have the nerve to do it in
Speaker 3: the middle of New York City, Like I, now, go
Speaker 3: somewhere else, do that somebody would love that. There's not
Speaker 3: someone in the middle of midtown Manhattan.
Speaker 1: This is not the plan.
Speaker 2: There was this one guy who I he didn't have
Speaker 2: anything on his profile, but I forget why, but there
Speaker 2: were other things on his profile to suggest that he
Speaker 2: might be aligned with me, and so I was like
Speaker 2: having a conversation with him, and he dove into this
Speaker 2: whole thing about how we can't really judge anyone because
Speaker 2: his parents are good people, but he doesn't agree with
Speaker 2: who they vote for. And then he told me that
Speaker 2: he wanted to see me in only my glasses and
Speaker 2: as he put it, in my most natural he literally
Speaker 2: said I want to see you in your most natural form.
Speaker 2: And I said, okay, all.
Speaker 1: Right, why is that such a crazy way?
Speaker 2: It's the siest way you could ever hit on someone.
Speaker 1: Don't say that, No, Abby, don't ever say that you
Speaker 1: were with me. We talked about this. I think we
Speaker 1: talked about it on the podcast You were with Me
Speaker 1: when we were all a little too drunk not long ago,
Speaker 1: and we were.
Speaker 2: Medieval times, post medieval times, post medieval times.
Speaker 1: We're all dressed as assholes.
Speaker 2: And I had a pointy little princess hat, yes, which
Speaker 2: he broke. At some point I did break, and then
Speaker 2: I left there on the table.
Speaker 1: I had on a red like handmaid's tail cape, and
Speaker 1: I had blood all over my face because I was
Speaker 1: trying to be a vampire. But as the night went on,
Speaker 1: I think I just looked like a sloppy, drunk TVD.
Speaker 1: We all probably said Josh was just dressed like a peasant,
Speaker 1: and Josh is a massive human, so there was just
Speaker 1: a giant peasant in the mill, and Andrew was a
Speaker 1: gladiator like. It was just all of us forgot that
Speaker 1: we were dressed this way in a basement clerb. It
Speaker 1: was ridiculous, but some boys started talking to me, and
Speaker 1: in my head at the time, I was like, he's cute,
Speaker 1: talk to him whatever, And then he hit me with
Speaker 1: I voted for Donald Trump twice, and Abby, what happened?
Speaker 2: You ran up to us? Actually a few different times
Speaker 2: he ran up to us and you said, he voted
Speaker 2: for Donald Trump twice and we have to go.
Speaker 1: We have to go now, just not putting the guys,
Speaker 1: and he's not going away. He's right here. And Josh
Speaker 1: had some very weird choice words about it, because he's like,
Speaker 1: he's a good looking guyan. I was like, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: Josh in his giant peasant outfit, So, uh, what do
Speaker 1: you want me to do? I was like, I just
Speaker 1: think we should leave.
Speaker 2: You don't have to do anything, just follow me out
Speaker 2: the door.
Speaker 1: Also, at that point, in my head, it was like
Speaker 1: seventeen o'clock. I don't know what time I was girl. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we went back to my apartment, all of us.
Speaker 2: I thought we were in your apartment for like thirty minutes.
Speaker 1: We were there for two hours and hours where I
Speaker 1: sit it died on the floor.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I didn't see you once, not one time.
Speaker 1: We opened the door. I went to the bathroom, pe
Speaker 1: my guts out, went to sleep on the floor of
Speaker 1: my bathroom sick. Yeah, And they had a good time.
Speaker 1: And I walked out in the morning. And how did
Speaker 1: I know they had a good time Because the crumbs
Speaker 1: they ordered apparently multiple pizzas, and the crumb dust and
Speaker 1: garlic dust of all the pizza was across my couch
Speaker 1: and I didn't even realize until I sat on it.
Speaker 2: Right here, And I think it's hilarious. I really the
Speaker 2: worst part though, is that, like I really thought I was.
Speaker 2: I was like doing everything right because I got this
Speaker 2: napkin and I had it like kind of in a
Speaker 2: bowl on my lap that I was eating over and
Speaker 2: I was like, look at me, all my crumbs are
Speaker 2: going in my napkin, like I'm keeping her couch so clean. Oh,
Speaker 2: I think it was Josh, didn't work.
Speaker 1: I think you and your sister were afterwards, she like
Speaker 1: fluffed up the pillows.
Speaker 2: We like, we really thought we were doing something and
Speaker 2: we weren't.
Speaker 1: And I said, Andrew, what the fuck did you do
Speaker 1: over here? He's like, we couldn't find plates. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I have a whole kitchen. What do you mean you
Speaker 1: couldn't find plates? We just couldn't find them. I'm like,
Speaker 1: did you look?
Speaker 2: No, I I did a thing that I do. I'm
Speaker 2: not a big drinker. I don't get very drunk very
Speaker 2: often the same yeah, and so when I do, there's
Speaker 2: usually something that happens, which is I realize at some
Speaker 2: point that I'm too drunk, and I freak out and
Speaker 2: I'm like, I need water, I need water out. So
Speaker 2: for the like, from like midnight on, probably all I
Speaker 2: was doing was hugging water and just like trying to
Speaker 2: come back to reality. So I think I was kind
Speaker 2: of out of it when they were like not able
Speaker 2: to find the plates.
Speaker 1: I don't think they looked for the plates. I gotta
Speaker 1: be honest, because they're in the cabinet, multiple plates. There
Speaker 1: are glass plates or porcelain plates or paper plates, all
Speaker 1: the plates.
Speaker 2: Just anything would have been better than what occurred.
Speaker 1: Apparently the plate was my couch. It was a good time.
Speaker 1: I'm very sad you weren't their diamonds.
Speaker 3: Me too, No guys, scare me, Oh.
Speaker 1: Please, you were in my apartment earlier that night having
Speaker 1: a good old time.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, it was great.
Speaker 1: It was great. I feel like my apartment. I was
Speaker 1: trying to turn it into like the party house, and
Speaker 1: I think I'm down the road like it's happening.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, no, it's definitely it's happening.
Speaker 1: It happened, it did happen, It's gonna happen again.
Speaker 2: It was christened by that night. I feel like good times.
Speaker 1: One more note about the boy who voted for Donald
Speaker 1: Trump twice. He was brown. So that's why I was like, man,
Speaker 1: I was trying to say. I was like, we gotta
Speaker 1: get the fuck out of it, because if there's one,
Speaker 1: there could be many. It's weird.
Speaker 2: You don't know who we're surrounded by everywhere.
Speaker 1: Okay, So another fun fact about Abigail. I learned this
Speaker 1: moment to the Bahamas. She travels with a Mason jar
Speaker 1: off MiraLax.
Speaker 2: So it was just that time. Usually it's I just
Speaker 2: because I wasn't checking my bag, I had to. I
Speaker 2: felt putting it in a plastic bag you would have
Speaker 2: maybe like raised some red.
Speaker 1: White powder going into another country probably.
Speaker 2: So I was like, in a jar, They're just this
Speaker 2: looks like I don't know flower I'm going. This is
Speaker 2: like a sour dough starter. You know, you don't know
Speaker 2: why I'm coming to Maahamas. To take sourdough. That's my
Speaker 2: great dream.
Speaker 1: Makes sense, Yeah, it makes sense. Okay, so this let's go.
Speaker 1: Let's go back to the beginning really quickly with you.
Speaker 1: How did you end up getting this job? I heard
Speaker 1: something about. Was it like a tumblor account? What was it?
Speaker 2: I got laid off from my last job, which was
Speaker 2: I was doing social media for a lot of actors
Speaker 2: through this one marketing firm. It was during the strikes,
Speaker 2: and so I, yeah, my position got dissolved. So me
Speaker 2: and the girl who had my job in LA both
Speaker 2: got laid off and then I couldn't find another job
Speaker 2: for like nine months.
Speaker 1: Oh how did you survive?
Speaker 2: I was babysitting a lot, I was doing freelance social media. Yes,
Speaker 2: it was a rough it was. It was not easy.
Speaker 2: I had some what is that called? Why am I
Speaker 2: blanking right now?
Speaker 1: The unemployment?
Speaker 2: Yes, thank you hello? That for six months. So all
Speaker 2: of that came together and I somehow got by, and
Speaker 2: then I was just applying to this job. I was
Speaker 2: applying to like ten to twenty jobs every day though,
Speaker 2: so I don't even really remember applying for this job,
Speaker 2: mainly because they didn't say, like Elvis duranchosey one hundred
Speaker 2: like it was like iHeart video producer and it was
Speaker 2: basically just like social media, and I was like, okay,
Speaker 2: well that's what I've been doing since I got out
Speaker 2: of college. So I applied and then I remember I
Speaker 2: got an email from Tony and before I even opened it,
Speaker 2: I just saw it was like iHeart like some job
Speaker 2: at iHeart, and I was like another rejection. I can't
Speaker 2: do this. And then I clicked on it and it
Speaker 2: was like could we interview you? And I was like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, the light at the end of the tunnel.
Speaker 2: So then I interviewed with him. The Tumblr thing was
Speaker 2: I was talking about how I ran a Taylor Swift
Speaker 2: Tumblr account when I was fifteen or sixteen and she
Speaker 2: followed it and Taylor Swift yeah, essentially that like he
Speaker 2: he told me that that made me stand out more
Speaker 2: as an applicant because he was like, well, you clearly
Speaker 2: understand like fandoms and pop culture and top forties artists.
Speaker 1: Did you have to prove it?
Speaker 2: No? And I couldn't because it's been deleted because I
Speaker 2: got locked out.
Speaker 1: I know it's to make all kinds of claims. Remember
Speaker 1: this sure just lie all kinds of claims about Tumblr.
Speaker 1: I got locked out. I had one hundred billion fallows.
Speaker 1: It's crazy, huge, massive, amazing. And since you've been here,
Speaker 1: you've been here for about a year now, right over
Speaker 1: a year.
Speaker 2: Do you like the job? I do? I really do.
Speaker 2: And I love the people, which is so important. I
Speaker 2: think it really is. And I've never had a job postgrad.
Speaker 2: This is my third job postgrad. One of them I
Speaker 2: would kind of go to in person for a period
Speaker 2: of time, but this is my first, like fully in
Speaker 2: person job. And while it is a nice treat to
Speaker 2: work remote, sometimes I do enjoy the social asta backed
Speaker 2: up coming in and hanging out with everyone. I think
Speaker 2: it's good for me. I don't know. I just I
Speaker 2: feel like looking back on my last job, where it
Speaker 2: was pretty much completely remote, I was very isolated, Like
Speaker 2: I just sat in my apartment all day, every day,
Speaker 2: hours on end. Yes, sure, start.
Speaker 1: Being alone made me realize how fabulous it is. So
Speaker 1: you like it here and the people are good and
Speaker 1: we love having you here.
Speaker 2: I'm so glad. Every day I think everyone hates me,
Speaker 2: or and then my key card's not gonna scan. Every
Speaker 2: day I go to scan my key card and I'm
Speaker 2: like to take it be theme go here.
Speaker 1: Do you think hates you?
Speaker 2: I genuinely do. It's not even the specific person. I'm
Speaker 2: just like, they're gonna see, yeah, they're gonna know, they're
Speaker 2: just gonna hate me.
Speaker 1: Okay, you work with a lot of people here, a
Speaker 1: lot of big personalities, because that's what this show really is.
Speaker 1: There are I mean, speaking of the people, let's get
Speaker 1: down to nitty gritty Abby. Oh boy, it is the
Speaker 1: most difficult one of us to work with. Other people
Speaker 1: answered this question in other podcasts that don't feel bad.
Speaker 2: I'd have to think about that.
Speaker 1: There's really spleep the name too.
Speaker 2: There's really no one that I like dread working with.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to think you don't have.
Speaker 1: To drid but somebody could be more difficult than others,
Speaker 1: like say the person who's like, don't ever put me
Speaker 1: on camera? Maybe that one you.
Speaker 2: I don't know who's difficult. I just know who's easy,
Speaker 2: who's easy, scary, innate? They're my go tos oh because
Speaker 2: they'll always say yes.
Speaker 1: Scary, like camera where put it in my face?
Speaker 2: I will and they will like roll his eyes. But
Speaker 2: then I'll be like, Okay, what am I doing so
Speaker 2: I just always know I'm going to get a guess
Speaker 2: from them, but I don't. I don't really know that
Speaker 2: I've I feel like the most difficult people I've interacted
Speaker 2: with are like artist teams.
Speaker 1: Oh, I won't ask you to say, well, no, you
Speaker 1: could say, because I'll beleeve it.
Speaker 2: There are certain K pop teams of course. There was
Speaker 2: one time where there was a guest here and I
Speaker 2: was recording the wall signing and her person grabbed my
Speaker 2: phone out of my hands. It was like, I'll film it,
Speaker 2: absolutely not.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, hell, don't touch me.
Speaker 2: I was like, what, It's the same thing, right, just
Speaker 2: you're holding it instead of me.
Speaker 1: Also, never touch me again. Yeah.
Speaker 2: And then the same thing happened when I was recording
Speaker 2: her doing a social video and I was like, does
Speaker 2: what what difference does it make who's holding the phone.
Speaker 1: That person's probably trying to justify why they're making probably
Speaker 1: a million dollars a year. Yeah, to do nothing but assault. Sure,
Speaker 1: digital teams different places.
Speaker 2: And like they're they were nice, but just that caught
Speaker 2: me off guard. And so sometimes that's really hard, or
Speaker 2: like if people don't want to accept collabs, that can
Speaker 2: be really hard. Oh, okay, or like share listening links.
Speaker 2: More so, I understand that with social media sometimes people
Speaker 2: have to keep up a certain like feed or aesthetic,
Speaker 2: but I'm just kind of like, well, don't you want
Speaker 2: to share this, Like if you went and you did
Speaker 2: this interview. Don't you want people to at least like listen?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 1: And most of the time when they come in here
Speaker 1: to do an interview, they've got their hair and makeup
Speaker 1: like everything is going well. They're not rolling in here
Speaker 1: like they just not like I do. They're actually rolling
Speaker 1: in here like nice.
Speaker 2: They're ready, ready, camera ready. So it's always that's always
Speaker 2: I would say that's probably the biggest roadblock.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, cool. So I was going to ask you
Speaker 1: what the hardest part of the job is, but you just.
Speaker 5: Probably at it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would say that. And also maybe sometimes youe
Speaker 2: on call all the time aspect that's crazy.
Speaker 1: Was that what they told you it would be like
Speaker 1: when you signed up for the job.
Speaker 2: Yeah, definitely suck.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying this now. Absolutely not for me. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna do that.
Speaker 2: I definitely. I think for every social media job I've had,
Speaker 2: they're always just kind of like so sometimes out of
Speaker 2: work hours this is and I'm like, yeah, I know
Speaker 2: that comes with the territory, which is usually fine. But
Speaker 2: I go to bed at eight thirty, so you got
Speaker 2: to catch me before eight thirty.
Speaker 1: Babes, if someone were to call you after eight thirty,
Speaker 1: do you hear your phone?
Speaker 2: No, I'm dead to the world. I mean, you would
Speaker 2: have to call me a lot of times for me
Speaker 2: to wake up.
Speaker 1: I've learned that, Okaye, to self keep calling out, keep.
Speaker 2: Calling me or call my roommate and she'll come in
Speaker 2: my room and wake me up.
Speaker 1: How did you meet your roommate?
Speaker 2: We met. We went to college together, but we didn't
Speaker 2: really know each other. In college. We worked at a
Speaker 2: bakery together. Oh okay. And where did you go to college? Friends,
Speaker 2: Belmont University in Nashville. Oh that's right, very weird girls school. Okay,
Speaker 2: have a lot of love for it, but what a
Speaker 2: weird place.
Speaker 1: So we've definitely learned a bit about Abby today, Diamond,
Speaker 1: Did do you think I left anything out? Is there
Speaker 1: something that you want to know about Abby?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 2: One.
Speaker 3: One thing about Abby that I already know is that
Speaker 3: she's a virgo clock It's true, yes, yes, and she's
Speaker 3: like a serious virgo.
Speaker 2: Am I I feel like I am allergic to being
Speaker 2: serious about anything.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no serious.
Speaker 5: I mean, like by the book.
Speaker 2: Almost I am a rule follower. I am a very
Speaker 2: big rule follower.
Speaker 3: Crickading and stuff. Abby is just like dark humor galore
Speaker 3: over there. You know.
Speaker 1: Abby does often reference all of our deaths.
Speaker 5: Oh, I love it.
Speaker 2: I mean they're coming. It's just we're all going to die.
Speaker 2: It's just a matter of when.
Speaker 1: She'll be eating like a brownie and I'm like, that
Speaker 1: looks good. I can't do it. She's like, well, we're
Speaker 1: all going to die.
Speaker 2: It's true, we're all going to die. And during the rapture,
Speaker 2: are you really going to be thinking about the sugar
Speaker 2: that you ate?
Speaker 1: No, during the raptor, I'm gonna try to grab it
Speaker 1: on the brownie. It's true.
Speaker 2: Exactly what do you have to lose? Exactly?
Speaker 1: But Abby? Also, did did you prepare questions for us?
Speaker 2: I wrote down a bunch of random things. Okay, none
Speaker 2: of which really makes sense.
Speaker 1: They don't need to make sense. If there's just something
Speaker 1: that you are actually interested in knowing, cool and if not,
Speaker 1: you don't have to ask anything.
Speaker 2: Sorry, What is like your dream prank to play? On Andrew,
Speaker 2: like what is your dream? Like if you could pull
Speaker 2: off some type of scheme and just like.
Speaker 3: I'm ready, Jamond, it looks like she Okay, So you
Speaker 3: know how like Andrew like drives himself crazy over podcast
Speaker 3: recordings and stuff. Yes, I would love for him to
Speaker 3: like lose his shit over like preparing for this insane
Speaker 3: podcast that's going to happen, and then he walks into
Speaker 3: the room and nobody's here and it's just like, you know, no, no, no,
Speaker 3: not even me. Like he comes up and like the
Speaker 3: building is closed for the day or something like that,
Speaker 3: and they're just cameras everywhere.
Speaker 1: That would be me.
Speaker 3: That would make my life. And honestly, the story of
Speaker 3: it wouldn't be enough. I would have to be watching
Speaker 3: on every camera that was available. Absolutely Okay.
Speaker 1: So now I have a couple ideas. They're all really
Speaker 1: mean though, so one sort of on like to what
Speaker 1: you said, But the flip side of it, I would
Speaker 1: love to delete his entire calendar. He dies by that thing,
Speaker 1: does he would panic like it would be I would.
Speaker 2: Just for him like that would wow.
Speaker 1: Not a perma delete, but just like oh my god,
Speaker 1: oh my god, Yeah, what am I supposed to be doing.
Speaker 1: Where am I supposed to be going? Like his calendars
Speaker 1: and gadgets are not telling him he would have no idea,
Speaker 1: and then as his his stuff has been deleted, call
Speaker 1: him like he urgently missed something from the l Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're supposed to be on floor twelve right now doing
Speaker 1: this podcast with Michelle Obama? How did you not know?
Speaker 1: This was I would love to do that sweat the sweat,
Speaker 1: and then the other one would be this is the
Speaker 1: one that would be mean. I guess that last one
Speaker 1: wanted to. I mean, pranks in general, they're kind of.
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, they are right, but this is it's fictional.
Speaker 1: This is fictional. Yeah, you weren't here on It's tough
Speaker 1: because we can't really talk about what he did. But
Speaker 1: there was a moment Andrew had a breakdown over a text.
Speaker 2: But I can't wait to hear the context later.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, he okay, maybe talking about someone and he
Speaker 1: texted me before the unsent feature exists. But it was
Speaker 1: like right before the unsend feature existed, and he was like,
Speaker 1: it's cool because they're not gonna it's gonna be fine.
Speaker 1: And then immediately that person was like, the fuck, what
Speaker 1: are you doing? So Andrew. If you can just imagine
Speaker 1: him like collapsing into himself like a star.
Speaker 5: Get tired.
Speaker 1: Thinking about it now, it's so funny, but like at
Speaker 1: the time when it happened, it was still funny, but
Speaker 1: wasn't as funny because I felt it for him.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I thought it was hious.
Speaker 1: I was like, he told me what happened, and I
Speaker 1: was like, that's not that big, oh ship, you sent
Speaker 1: it to them? Oh no, I would love to in
Speaker 1: some capacity like recreate that moment.
Speaker 5: Oh, that would be great.
Speaker 1: That shit was a funny Abby.
Speaker 2: I was there, panic, man, if only I had gotten
Speaker 2: hired a few months sooner.
Speaker 1: Only or like a year sooner.
Speaker 5: Thing about it was that he was like he thought
Speaker 5: he was gonna die.
Speaker 2: And my reaction, I really feel like I identify with
Speaker 2: Andrew in that way. I really see a lot of
Speaker 2: myself and him, and so when he something like that
Speaker 2: happens to him, I feel I feel it in my body.
Speaker 2: So I actually think I probably would have had him
Speaker 2: break down that day.
Speaker 1: I almost want to get him back in here just
Speaker 1: so we can bring it up to hear his reaction,
Speaker 1: because I think to this day he's still.
Speaker 5: Like, oh my god, even though nobody cares.
Speaker 1: The person I guarantee doesn't even remember that it happened,
Speaker 1: like and it was it wasn't even like that shitty
Speaker 1: of shit talk, right, It was just stupid. But it
Speaker 1: is directly in the moment to that person and band
Speaker 1: they saw and then approached him.
Speaker 3: He's like, you know, it's luster see it on his hair.
Speaker 2: I can see he's making like the skydiving face.
Speaker 5: And then he was like, oh my god, oh my god,
Speaker 5: something's gonna happen.
Speaker 1: And they could be like, this is bad, right, this
Speaker 1: is really bad.
Speaker 5: This is bad.
Speaker 2: This is really bad.
Speaker 5: I just.
Speaker 1: So Abby was just asking us. She prepared some questions
Speaker 1: for us, and she asked us, what will be our
Speaker 1: dream prank to do to you?
Speaker 2: And we both had a couple but so maybe be
Speaker 2: an alert.
Speaker 1: But nothing will outdo the prank you did to yourself
Speaker 1: back when you sent a text message to a person.
Speaker 1: The text message was about do you recall that.
Speaker 6: I do.
Speaker 1: The silence? He's grabbing his phone and holding its noo
Speaker 1: TI right now, are you biting the inside of your cheek?
Speaker 2: Are you kids?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 6: Yeah, no, I'm good, I'm good. Things are fine.
Speaker 1: In that moment, years and years ago in that moment
Speaker 1: one to ten, How panicked were you?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: I know the answer because I remember vividly.
Speaker 7: Six billion, five hundred and forty thousand, million quadrillion times fucked.
Speaker 3: I said.
Speaker 1: I just can't remember remembering him being like, this is bad, right,
Speaker 1: this is god, Oh God, this is bad.
Speaker 6: And I was really bad. It was really bad. I
Speaker 6: apologized profusely. It was so bad.
Speaker 1: But it wasn't that bad. Really, in the grand skime
Speaker 1: of things, it wasn't that bad. You didn't say anything
Speaker 1: that horrible.
Speaker 6: It's just I was stupid. It was just stupid. I
Speaker 6: was so dumb.
Speaker 3: No, I would have read the same way correctly. He
Speaker 3: called himself fucking dumb.
Speaker 1: Himself in the head.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I went into like a full like melt down.
Speaker 6: I think I threw my phone.
Speaker 1: If I remember it was, and the support sys to
Speaker 1: be had around us. What's right here?
Speaker 6: And Scott, what's he gonna do?
Speaker 2: See? Oh god, somebody should have really troubleshooted that, because
Speaker 2: you take that person's phone and you delete it from
Speaker 2: their phone.
Speaker 6: You couldn't.
Speaker 1: It was instantaneous like it was. It was bam bamped.
Speaker 2: And the response, yes, they saw it immediately yes and
Speaker 2: addressed it okay.
Speaker 1: Well, so like poor answer didn't even have time to
Speaker 1: like come up with a planet like actually what I
Speaker 1: was saying with like nothing, It was just like bam bam.
Speaker 5: That would I wish I was like.
Speaker 2: But also if I again, if I I don't, I
Speaker 2: wouldn't have been laughing because again I was just saying
Speaker 2: I see a lot of myself and you I am
Speaker 2: the same way like I would have been feeling that
Speaker 2: with you, like I would have been having sympathy pains.
Speaker 2: I would have I think I would have had to
Speaker 2: go to the hospital.
Speaker 1: And I didn't even do it. I felt it. I
Speaker 1: felt it for him. However, it was still like, oh girl,
Speaker 1: you are. But Andrew didn't laugh once.
Speaker 6: No, I bet not not once, not a single laughing.
Speaker 1: He didn't chuckle, not chuckle, single chuckle, crack a smile,
Speaker 1: the sweat upon his brow.
Speaker 7: And then I went for a walk, and I just
Speaker 7: remember while I went for the walk, I was like, okay,
Speaker 7: game plan.
Speaker 6: What am I going to do now?
Speaker 1: So where am I going to work when I leave
Speaker 1: this place? Because I can never show my face again?
Speaker 1: Thanks for coming in again, andrews Okay, no, that's I
Speaker 1: think we have successfully brought up your past issues in
Speaker 1: your life and we don't need to do it anymore,
Speaker 1: but we should wrap it up. So Abby, if people
Speaker 1: want to find you and nice gentleman with emotional intelligence
Speaker 1: that look like a character out of Harry Potter want
Speaker 1: to get a hold of you, please look up.
Speaker 2: Do you wantch cod lines?
Speaker 6: I don't, but my friend Alexa is also obsessed with Matthew.
Speaker 2: Thank you Alexa, Yes, thank you Alexa.
Speaker 6: Alt right now and said what do you think of
Speaker 6: Matthew grey Googler? She will literally go for.
Speaker 2: Like I have a prayer candle of him. I have
Speaker 2: a prayer candle of him in my living room.
Speaker 1: That's totally normal. So if someone wants that, Abby, where
Speaker 1: would they find you? On social media? You do you
Speaker 1: even is your page over?
Speaker 2: It's private? I mean like you could find it, but
Speaker 2: I don't usually accept people.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 5: Okay, we're not even.
Speaker 3: Going to do it.
Speaker 1: Then I was going to try and you know, get
Speaker 1: you to the influencer level that Andrew has achieved.
Speaker 2: I don't think I should be influencing anyone.
Speaker 1: I think you should. I think we need more influences
Speaker 1: like you out there in general, it's all the good
Speaker 1: people who are quiet and all the assholes who are loud,
Speaker 1: says the loudest one in the room, Andrew, where can
Speaker 1: we find you on social media?
Speaker 4: To be clear, I'm not the asshole, right, No, you're
Speaker 4: not the loudest the loudest person in the room. And
Speaker 4: then you said, Andrew, you are an asshole. But no,
Speaker 4: go on, great, I'm at Andrew Puck, at Andrew Klugg.
Speaker 1: He could use some words of encouragement right now.
Speaker 3: He's had a hard day. Yeah, okay, just at diamonds
Speaker 3: and here on Instagram and threads. Now.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I told you you would love that dumpster fire.
Speaker 1: It's crazy over there. And I am at Baby Hot
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Speaker 3: Byye