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Speaker 2: That's all Jean's in DNA. I think there's another factor

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Speaker 2: for LA and New York. You know what it is?

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Speaker 1: Democrats, Democrats liberal like minded folks.

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Speaker 2: I mean, bottom line, we are better. We are better

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I was. It's not ready for you

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Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, Oh hi, Jordan, how you doing? Hey,

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Speaker 3: what's up? Michelle Byte? How you doing? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Man, I'm gonna go to Amsterdam soon for a few months,

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Speaker 1: and I'm just like, oh, okay, this will be interesting

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Speaker 1: actually exhausting to hear a different language all day long.

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Speaker 1: And I forget because you know, everything is in English,

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Speaker 3: Be but with a cute accent.

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Speaker 1: I mean, that's subjective.

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Speaker 3: Love the Dutch accent.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's nice. What do you like about it?

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Speaker 3: I love your husband's accent.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's so nice. What do you like about it?

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Speaker 3: Oh? I love your husband's accent. That's what I mean.

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Speaker 1: This is so avid Castellio.

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Speaker 2: The way it lilts. I like the way it lilts.

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Speaker 2: It's just nice. It goes up at the end. It

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Speaker 2: I'm like, ah, it feels positive, you know.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's so nice. How do you feel because you

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Speaker 1: do parlay a little? Franseis right? So how do you

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Speaker 1: France like for too long where you're like, gotta get

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Speaker 2: It's always it's always just enough. I wish I wish

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Speaker 1: I wish I had that problem. That'd be amazing.

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Speaker 2: But nah, I mean like it's something like have you

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Speaker 1: No, I have not dreamed in Dutch. No, I haven't.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna do Amsterdam, were gonn I get some bikes.

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Speaker 1: Everybody? Do some international shows. I missed doing international shows.

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Speaker 2: Oh wonderful. They can have actual like struice waffle from

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Speaker 1: Well, I was just gonna say that healthcare is not

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Speaker 1: This cheese isn't engineered food. It's real cheese. That's nice.

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Speaker 2: Well that's great that you can share that with the kids.

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Speaker 1: That's right, asked TREVANOA.

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Speaker 3: They showed the ass down there.

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Speaker 2: We had a wonderful time. We were dancing at Zi

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Speaker 1: Oh that's so nice.

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Speaker 2: Friends came just chilling drinks. Yes, espresso martinis. And by

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Speaker 3: You go to bed, take an ibyprofle before you Yeah, you.

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Speaker 1: What a lovely, lovely human being. I have never met

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Speaker 3: Yes, and she did go to finishing school, which you

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Speaker 1: God, baby did she ever? And she finished strong.

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Speaker 3: You guys are gonna love our guest, Canise Moble.

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Speaker 1: What's that? Frocknna make the motherfucking doll? Ok to the fullest?

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Speaker 1: How are you? I met you? Motherfuckers? It's the new year,

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Speaker 1: I make a resolution? Yeah? Uh sure, not really Okay.

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Speaker 1: My resolution was like I get up.

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Speaker 1: What do you do? What's your what's your resolution? When

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Speaker 1: you're on a date, like how many people you slept with? No,

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Speaker 1: It's all about me, bitch. Okay, yes, it's nice. I

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Speaker 1: have booked a girl's trip to Jamaica. Okay, a titty

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Speaker 1: might slip out at the beach. Oh my god, look

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Speaker 1: That's my that's my resolution. Can I look and can

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Speaker 2: It's like the finishing stroke. You're just like, I want

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Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 2: Think about my husband now, think about his pink dick. Now,

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 1: But your face does get sticky.

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Speaker 3: Listen, Oh my.

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Speaker 1: Don't start if you can't finish.

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Speaker 3: Listen.

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Speaker 1: I'm glad I brought this up. I love how do

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Speaker 1: the W is more like a V. Nobody gives a fuck?

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Speaker 1: What are we at ikia?

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Speaker 3: You know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: I love hotel sex. I love eating over price breakfast

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Speaker 1: that feels too government. You know what I mean? Right,

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Speaker 1: awesome talk. No, I'm listening to you back and forth.

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Speaker 1: What do you like to do in a hotel? In

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Speaker 2: Oh sure, I also enjoy uh, you know, celebrating other

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Speaker 1: Absolutely there's always like one tired dad there from and

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Speaker 2: I love doing that writing in a hotel room, Yes,

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Speaker 1: Want it in the airplane. On the airplane or in

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Speaker 1: go on the plane all in every film. This TikTok's

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Speaker 1: gotta go viral. It look at you looking like a

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Speaker 1: Where's your drum? Solow? I have?

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Speaker 4: I know?

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Speaker 3: I know it's okay, I know it's cute.

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Speaker 1: It's cute looking like the season finale of Blackish.

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Speaker 3: I'm the cool art teacher.

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Speaker 1: You you have an art teacher?

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Speaker 2: Shot miss miss where where's the construction? Like?

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Speaker 1: I figured out my edibles to teach art? And also

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Speaker 1: my vibe is Dominican bank teller, casual Friday really into Reggaetne. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm feeling that.

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Speaker 3: Are you giving that much?

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Speaker 1: And I will just be shot to the ship out

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Speaker 1: of any conversation. Thank you so much. Look what is

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Speaker 1: DJ don wills look?

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Speaker 2: DJ don Will's look is like cool dude, cool after

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Speaker 2: school guy. I'm the guy who Yeah, I'm the guy

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Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying, like

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Speaker 3: The band, like band or something, or the art clubs.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I don't see it. But there's guys, No,

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Speaker 1: I don't see it.

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Speaker 3: We tried, we tried.

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Speaker 1: I think DJ don Will's look is one of those

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Speaker 1: saving birds or some shit. Do you have a minute

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Speaker 1: to talk to me about the Aviary Society? Yes, that's

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Speaker 1: your look, and I'm happy for you.

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Speaker 2: I remember it was in Columbus Circles. Somebody with the

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Speaker 2: I'm so sorry, I'm busy and that person then started crying.

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Speaker 1: And with tears. Yeah, hot, hot tears. You know that

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Speaker 1: wasn't about you, right, you were just like the nicest

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Speaker 1: this guy pays his taxes on time, he will definitely stop. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Okay, I don't know. Yeah, maybe maybe you should have stopped. Yeah, maybe,

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Speaker 2: New York City. That's not really what I said. I

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Speaker 1: And then I left. But like, isn't that weird?

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Speaker 3: How Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I don't know, man, But that's just a day in

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Speaker 1: Baby. Yeah. I actually miss people being rude to my

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Speaker 1: Like I go to where I got.

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Speaker 3: To go and get home. Uh huh.

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Speaker 1: So like I'm ready for I'm ready to be out

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Speaker 1: Like I don't like I don't like the feeling of

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, you can do that from your car. Right.

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Speaker 1: It's not the same, it's not the same. But I

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Speaker 1: And I hope they're inspired, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 3: We don't have time.

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Speaker 1: We don't have time. There's just so many. There's just

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Speaker 1: And I took my mom to a burless' show at

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Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, you know, leave, what the fucking your

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Speaker 1: there's one waitress at Joe's Pub. I think she's she's

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Speaker 1: Fries at your face?

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Speaker 3: You know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: When you sit on the back and so, I mean,

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Speaker 1: I'm just like what do you mean. I'm like, just

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Speaker 1: near in front of the stage. Yeah, And I was like,

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Speaker 1: now I have to tip you less because you didn't

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Speaker 1: included anyways, and I was like, what I mean, it wasn't.

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Speaker 1: I mean, how do you fuck up round titty bor less?

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Speaker 1: That's like fucking up fucking Christmas. You know what I mean,

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Speaker 1: how do you do? Well? You could, But what happened

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Speaker 3: Baker here for it.

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Speaker 1: She turns around, she bends over, she opens her ass,

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Speaker 1: glitter flies out all over my mom's hamburger and face,

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Speaker 1: not the hamburger. Yeah, yeah, she had glitter in her

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Speaker 1: the front good Yeah, yeah, you like burlesque, It's pretty cool,

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Speaker 1: cool the view. It's like if there was a black

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Speaker 1: version of Clerks, it would be done. Yeah, that's it,

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Speaker 1: absolutely black Clerks. I like that already. Do you like burlesque?

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Speaker 2: I mean what we do in comedy, stand up comedy

434
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Speaker 2: is actually a burlesque car But but I went to

435
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Speaker 2: I recently went to Dwayne Park, which is a really

436
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Speaker 2: great Burlet's theater in the Lower East Side. If anybody

437
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Speaker 2: has been four East Village, yeah, that was really fun.

438
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Speaker 2: And then I went I was trying to because they

439
00:23:01,119 --> 00:23:03,200
Speaker 2: were like, is does anybody want to get up here

440
00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:07,200
Speaker 2: and fucking stretes. And I tried to volunteer on the stage,

441
00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:10,199
Speaker 2: and uh, I tried to volunteer my wife and then

442
00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:12,160
Speaker 2: the person was like, oh, you want to do it?

443
00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:15,160
Speaker 1: And wait a minute, why would you want to volunteer

444
00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:15,639
Speaker 1: your wife?

445
00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:20,280
Speaker 2: Because she's gorgeous and we were drunken on edibles.

446
00:23:20,359 --> 00:23:24,040
Speaker 1: So did she want is she would she want to

447
00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:24,679
Speaker 1: be on stage?

448
00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:28,320
Speaker 2: Absolutely not maybe if she delivered a ted talk or something,

449
00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:31,679
Speaker 2: but not not to do this. So basically I go

450
00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:34,120
Speaker 2: up there and I was so, I mean, you you.

451
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Speaker 3: Know how sexual I am?

452
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:42,440
Speaker 2: H And yeah? I was like, uh, I like took

453
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Speaker 2: off a little bit of my jacket and was like

454
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Speaker 2: you like this you know?

455
00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:48,600
Speaker 3: And what? Yeah?

456
00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:51,320
Speaker 1: You just went up there and you yes, and and

457
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Speaker 1: just dance.

458
00:23:51,960 --> 00:23:53,879
Speaker 3: Yeah, just I danced for my life.

459
00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:56,600
Speaker 1: How did you feel freer than a fucking raven? I was?

460
00:23:58,160 --> 00:23:58,560
Speaker 1: I was.

461
00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:00,880
Speaker 2: I was a black crow and I was up there,

462
00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:04,640
Speaker 2: I was flying and then my I knocked my glasses

463
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Speaker 2: off and and I was like and I was like.

464
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Speaker 1: Oh no, I can't see without my glasses. I can't

465
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Speaker 1: be without my glasses. And so that's I was.

466
00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:15,720
Speaker 2: I ended uh by by like you know, trying to

467
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Speaker 2: find my glass.

468
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Speaker 1: I couldn't.

469
00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:18,479
Speaker 2: I ran out the stage and then I had to

470
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Speaker 2: come back to the MC and I was like.

471
00:24:20,920 --> 00:24:25,080
Speaker 1: Excuse me, sexy person, I lost my glasses.

472
00:24:25,119 --> 00:24:27,000
Speaker 2: So that she was like, I'm sorry everybody, we got

473
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Speaker 2: to take it down and notch this nerd lost their glasses. No, yeah,

474
00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:34,280
Speaker 2: so I had to find it. But people were really nice.

475
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Speaker 2: There were just yeah, there was there were people that

476
00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:39,520
Speaker 2: were giving glasses and and.

477
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Speaker 1: So I got my glass.

478
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Speaker 3: It was great. It was great. It was great.

479
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Speaker 2: Good story in the story, in the story. Our first Yes,

480
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Speaker 2: so sweet love her first guest, amazing, so funny, so talented.

481
00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:55,960
Speaker 2: On Vice on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, please

482
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Speaker 2: give it up for Cannie Moble Denise, Denise, Yeah, I'll

483
00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:27,560
Speaker 2: give it up one more time for your outfit so much.

484
00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:30,800
Speaker 1: Have a seat. Uh, what's going on?

485
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Speaker 4: I can't believe we haven't met till tonight. I know,

486
00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:35,000
Speaker 4: I'm I'm a big dork. You guys don't know me,

487
00:25:35,119 --> 00:25:36,720
Speaker 4: but I'm a big dork and I'm a big fan

488
00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:39,000
Speaker 4: of yours. And I just I told my mom about this,

489
00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:40,560
Speaker 4: and she's also she likes you.

490
00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:42,879
Speaker 1: So my mom says, he ah, that's cute. Your mom's

491
00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:46,160
Speaker 1: my demo. I love it. Back up a little bit,

492
00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:48,000
Speaker 1: and let's get a little side city for the people

493
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Speaker 1: over here so they could see the great fit too.

494
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Speaker 4: This is your side city. I don't know you guys

495
00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:55,680
Speaker 4: have the city dramatically extend?

496
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Speaker 1: Can you see it now?

497
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Speaker 3: Can you?

498
00:25:57,720 --> 00:26:01,080
Speaker 1: Can you see it? You can't? Okay?

499
00:26:01,359 --> 00:26:02,920
Speaker 2: You said in the green room that you went out

500
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Speaker 2: with a vegan because he lived.

501
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:08,679
Speaker 1: Close to you. Yes, what was that about? Okay?

502
00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:11,760
Speaker 4: No, because we were talking about like, how okay, if

503
00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:13,920
Speaker 4: someone lives like a mile away from you, you're gonna

504
00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:16,320
Speaker 4: be in that relationship potentially longer than you should be

505
00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:18,040
Speaker 4: because it's so close, it's so convenient.

506
00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:20,840
Speaker 1: And I was like, I've definitely done that.

507
00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:24,200
Speaker 4: This guy lived close to me and it didn't matter

508
00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:27,080
Speaker 4: as much that he couldn't eat anything or enjoy this.

509
00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:31,040
Speaker 1: I dated a guy one time that worked at the

510
00:26:31,119 --> 00:26:35,480
Speaker 1: restaurant around the corner just so I could get free food.

511
00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:38,639
Speaker 1: That's because I've never had pounded chicken breasts before.

512
00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:42,200
Speaker 3: I know, there's a pounding joke.

513
00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:48,119
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna make make it, but the little crust,

514
00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:50,160
Speaker 1: the cheese crust on top of that, I was like, sure,

515
00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:52,080
Speaker 1: I'll go out for another time. Yeah, it is what

516
00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:54,760
Speaker 1: it is. Okay. So everyone used to know who you are,

517
00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:57,640
Speaker 1: where you're from, how long you've been doing comedy? Why

518
00:26:57,680 --> 00:26:58,600
Speaker 1: are you in New York?

519
00:26:59,240 --> 00:26:59,359
Speaker 3: Uh?

520
00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:00,480
Speaker 4: Well cool?

521
00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:00,880
Speaker 1: Do you guys?

522
00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:01,040
Speaker 3: Do you?

523
00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:03,719
Speaker 1: Guys like it? So it's a nice place to live.

524
00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:04,400
Speaker 1: Although I do.

525
00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:07,000
Speaker 4: I get like viscerally angry when people tell me they're

526
00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:09,440
Speaker 4: moving here, and I'm like, why would you do that?

527
00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:10,560
Speaker 1: It's very healthy.

528
00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:14,720
Speaker 4: So I'm from Charlotte, North Carolina. Moved from Charlotte to

529
00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:17,920
Speaker 4: Durham to Boston to La back to Boston, started comedy,

530
00:27:18,119 --> 00:27:20,040
Speaker 4: and then moved to New York. And I like it

531
00:27:20,119 --> 00:27:20,879
Speaker 4: here the best.

532
00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:22,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is the best.

533
00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:25,520
Speaker 3: Do people ever ask you, like, why why don't you

534
00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:26,800
Speaker 3: have an accent? Oh?

535
00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:30,399
Speaker 4: Because my mom said that if you are you're already black.

536
00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:32,960
Speaker 4: If you have an accent, people will assume that you're

537
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:35,320
Speaker 4: not smart. So you are not allowed to speak with

538
00:27:35,359 --> 00:27:37,840
Speaker 4: an accent. So it was trained out of me.

539
00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:40,960
Speaker 1: What was that like? In North Carolina? I had to

540
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:41,960
Speaker 1: take etiquette lessons.

541
00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:44,440
Speaker 4: I had to do debate for four years where they

542
00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:47,119
Speaker 4: really worked on our speech and made sure that we

543
00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:50,840
Speaker 4: had a flat Midwest affect that could not be identified

544
00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:52,600
Speaker 4: as having a location, and.

545
00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:54,480
Speaker 1: Then they send you out in the world like younger games.

546
00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:58,359
Speaker 1: Holy shit, what else did you learn in etiquette school?

547
00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:02,800
Speaker 1: In etiquette school, like four which ones to use? I

548
00:28:03,119 --> 00:28:05,520
Speaker 1: can balance? Still a bowl of fruit on my head.

549
00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:09,199
Speaker 1: Do you ever like get a little tipsy and get

550
00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:09,879
Speaker 1: a little Southern?

551
00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:14,920
Speaker 4: I more so get like a weird Boston Brooklyn sort

552
00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:17,600
Speaker 4: of combination accent where I'm just like yelling at people

553
00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:20,280
Speaker 4: and like telling them how they should be living differently.

554
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:26,560
Speaker 2: So I like that we related. You're like straight up Roxbury.

555
00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:29,120
Speaker 2: When you get like fucked up, I'm just so curious.

556
00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:31,040
Speaker 2: It's like you have this neutral accent, so no one

557
00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:31,920
Speaker 2: knows where you're from.

558
00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:35,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, that is fucking crazy. But where are you from?

559
00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:37,160
Speaker 1: I can't tell from your voice exactly.

560
00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:40,840
Speaker 2: No, I'm from Dallas my father. I think we have

561
00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:42,960
Speaker 2: a lot in common because my father is from Michigan.

562
00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:45,280
Speaker 2: And when he came down, we were talking like we

563
00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:46,800
Speaker 2: were from Texas at first, Like we.

564
00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:49,480
Speaker 1: Were like, Dad, I love you know it? And he's like,

565
00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:52,240
Speaker 1: to speak distinctly.

566
00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:55,720
Speaker 2: That's literally what he said, speak distinctly.

567
00:28:55,760 --> 00:28:57,000
Speaker 3: I was like, what does that mean?

568
00:28:57,440 --> 00:29:01,400
Speaker 1: And he's like, do not talk like that, but.

569
00:29:02,840 --> 00:29:07,040
Speaker 2: He wanted us speaking the Queen's English that was really

570
00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:09,240
Speaker 2: important to him, so that no one would know that

571
00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:12,200
Speaker 2: we were from Dallas, Texas. And uh, I mean I

572
00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:15,720
Speaker 2: don't want that anyway, but still in all, still in all.

573
00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:18,560
Speaker 1: You know, can you imagine, just like, especially as a

574
00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:21,480
Speaker 1: parent now, I'm like, I don't want them to feel

575
00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:24,960
Speaker 1: shame for anything that's outside of their power. Sure, like

576
00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:28,239
Speaker 1: be who you fucking want to be, for you and

577
00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:30,760
Speaker 1: for everyone. Do you know what I mean? For Fox's sake?

578
00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:33,360
Speaker 1: I mean from a mom who would like cover my

579
00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:35,760
Speaker 1: freckles and straightened my hair before we went to church

580
00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:38,120
Speaker 1: and tell me to like slouch because my tips were

581
00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:40,520
Speaker 1: too big and guys were looking. I'm like, that's that

582
00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:44,080
Speaker 1: man's problem. And I'm fourteen. I'm like, I know that.

583
00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:46,600
Speaker 1: How do you not know that? Like there's a thing

584
00:29:46,640 --> 00:29:48,480
Speaker 1: where I'm just like I want to protect them, but

585
00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:51,560
Speaker 1: I also want them to fucking fly. Yeah, and how

586
00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:53,560
Speaker 1: do you especially now that we live just in the

587
00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:57,960
Speaker 1: comment section, I'm like, what is the end? I host

588
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:02,600
Speaker 1: a show that's all about social media, like fucking bananas,

589
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:04,160
Speaker 1: but it's you know what, It's really good to have

590
00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:05,560
Speaker 1: these conversations it's true.

591
00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:08,320
Speaker 2: And the last time I was home, I said, father,

592
00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:12,080
Speaker 2: may I speak to you in the silarium?

593
00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:12,920
Speaker 1: And he.

594
00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:17,959
Speaker 2: And I had a repertee and I a backup and forth.

595
00:30:18,040 --> 00:30:19,200
Speaker 1: I took a tet and I.

596
00:30:19,120 --> 00:30:25,160
Speaker 2: Said, Papa, I said, I I don't. I don't feel

597
00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:28,360
Speaker 2: as though I'm comfortable in We are in Texas, and

598
00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:31,320
Speaker 2: I just I feel like I'm in an episode of Frasier.

599
00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:34,720
Speaker 2: And now I speak the way I want to talk.

600
00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:36,560
Speaker 2: It's all about code switching, which is what I had

601
00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:38,800
Speaker 2: to do. Was it was survival instincts for the place.

602
00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:41,640
Speaker 2: Like yes, our parents were like the generation after civil rights,

603
00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:43,360
Speaker 2: so they kind of assimilated, you know what I'm saying.

604
00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:46,120
Speaker 2: It took I think until the nineties before you were born.

605
00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:48,040
Speaker 2: And you're so young, and.

606
00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:52,160
Speaker 4: I love that you feel that way. You tell everyone

607
00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:56,240
Speaker 4: actually spread it. I'm very young, tell everyone.

608
00:30:57,920 --> 00:30:58,040
Speaker 1: No.

609
00:30:58,120 --> 00:31:02,040
Speaker 2: But it just it took going to leaving college, racing

610
00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:05,800
Speaker 2: towards people of my own culture, to feel comfortable with

611
00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:09,360
Speaker 2: my tongue and like sometimes I stumble, and essentially your power,

612
00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:12,640
Speaker 2: my power, absolutely confidence in myself and not having to

613
00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:13,760
Speaker 2: get high white people.

614
00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:18,280
Speaker 1: That's why they're there right, Like, where are you from

615
00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:22,160
Speaker 1: New Hampshire. Exactly do you laugh at the idea of

616
00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:26,640
Speaker 1: New Hampshire. I've been there one so yeah, dope. Also,

617
00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:30,440
Speaker 1: how was the country club? I'm just kidding. Yeah, I

618
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:32,479
Speaker 1: think that's why people come to New York because we

619
00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:36,160
Speaker 1: are accepting of fucking everything and everyone, for better or

620
00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:37,520
Speaker 1: for worse, for better for worse.

621
00:31:37,600 --> 00:31:38,240
Speaker 3: Yeah.

622
00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:41,040
Speaker 1: But anyways, now that we got that settled, Yes, what

623
00:31:41,120 --> 00:31:44,600
Speaker 1: else did you learn in etiquette school or just like

624
00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:46,840
Speaker 1: in life at all? I want to know about etiquette school? Yeah,

625
00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:48,320
Speaker 1: like what in the Emily post?

626
00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:48,640
Speaker 3: Tell me?

627
00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:51,560
Speaker 4: So this is part of my elementary school education. You

628
00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:54,920
Speaker 4: have to do etiquette. So you guys didn't have to

629
00:31:54,960 --> 00:31:56,719
Speaker 4: do that. I'm from Jersey.

630
00:31:56,760 --> 00:32:00,560
Speaker 1: Etiquette was like getting a big enough hogy for everybody

631
00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:04,760
Speaker 1: at the party. Well, etiquette was asking someone if they

632
00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:06,920
Speaker 1: want to go half on a slurpee at seven eleven.

633
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:10,720
Speaker 1: That's Jersey etiquette. Etiquette is waiting for your friend outside

634
00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:13,600
Speaker 1: of wah wah while they use the bathroom, like, that's

635
00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:17,160
Speaker 1: Jersey etiquette. Jersey etiquette is not cutting someone off and

636
00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:19,880
Speaker 1: going fucking around the fucking circle and shit, I don't

637
00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:23,760
Speaker 1: know exactly, Like yeah, so no, but no, but there's

638
00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:25,720
Speaker 1: no other place to go to the bathroom. But the

639
00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:28,720
Speaker 1: wah wah, like sometimes when you out and you can't

640
00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:32,400
Speaker 1: go home yet. Okay, cool, I'm learning. I'm learning. I

641
00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:39,560
Speaker 1: didn't know that sometimes times, let's go home. Okay, So

642
00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:41,760
Speaker 1: so many questions. I want to get to dating in

643
00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:44,080
Speaker 1: New York. But before I just read that you had

644
00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:47,000
Speaker 1: a health scare last summer. Yes, what happened, girling? Did

645
00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:47,960
Speaker 1: you have health insurance?

646
00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:51,520
Speaker 4: I was in Utah at the Sun Dance Resort and

647
00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:54,040
Speaker 4: I was it was uh no, it was a creative

648
00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:57,080
Speaker 4: change retreat where they get like really smart people who

649
00:32:57,240 --> 00:32:59,840
Speaker 4: work in government and nonprofits and they throw some comedians

650
00:32:59,880 --> 00:33:01,480
Speaker 4: in and they're like think about ways to make the

651
00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:04,000
Speaker 4: world better. And after one day of working with them

652
00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:05,240
Speaker 4: on that, I had a stroke.

653
00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:09,800
Speaker 2: What was it like the altitude?

654
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Speaker 1: Was it like, well, they don't know what it was.

655
00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:14,560
Speaker 1: Was it the government? No, not exactly. So I was

656
00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:15,240
Speaker 1: kind of tired.

657
00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:17,000
Speaker 4: But they had this thing where they released a bunch

658
00:33:17,040 --> 00:33:19,600
Speaker 4: of birds to like release our intentions.

659
00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:21,880
Speaker 3: And then this sounds like sundown.

660
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,080
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, And then a white woman with dreads was

661
00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:28,320
Speaker 4: like slam poeting. And then I was making fun of

662
00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:30,040
Speaker 4: all of that on the phone to my mom like

663
00:33:30,120 --> 00:33:31,880
Speaker 4: in whispers, oh boy.

664
00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:32,640
Speaker 1: And then I had the stroke.

665
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Speaker 2: No.

666
00:33:34,040 --> 00:33:35,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, my mom was on the phone with me. She's like,

667
00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:36,760
Speaker 1: you're not making any sense.

668
00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:38,240
Speaker 4: And then I guess I fell and I dropped the phone.

669
00:33:38,280 --> 00:33:40,280
Speaker 4: Something picked up the phone was like, uh, does your

670
00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:41,680
Speaker 4: daughter have Bell's palsy?

671
00:33:42,160 --> 00:33:43,680
Speaker 1: And my mom was like, I don't know what that is.

672
00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:45,080
Speaker 1: Then they're like, I think we got to call the

673
00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:48,880
Speaker 1: hospital right now. And then they did, oh my goodness,

674
00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:51,120
Speaker 1: Oh my good Were you outside your body? Almost like

675
00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:52,880
Speaker 1: could you see what was happening and couldn't control it?

676
00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:53,719
Speaker 1: Were you just like well?

677
00:33:53,760 --> 00:33:56,440
Speaker 4: There was one moment when I had woken back up

678
00:33:56,480 --> 00:33:58,240
Speaker 4: and they were trying to see if they needed to

679
00:33:58,240 --> 00:34:00,479
Speaker 4: call the hospital or not. Yeah, and I just couldn't

680
00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:02,760
Speaker 4: see anything, and I was like, I can't see. I

681
00:34:03,520 --> 00:34:05,720
Speaker 4: I hear what you guys are saying to me, but

682
00:34:05,840 --> 00:34:06,800
Speaker 4: I cannot see.

683
00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:08,600
Speaker 1: And then I was like passed out until I woke

684
00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:11,759
Speaker 1: up in an MRI. That is so scary because no

685
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:14,640
Speaker 1: one is there to advocate for you. The people from

686
00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:17,680
Speaker 1: the retreat came to the hospital with me. Oh that's nice.

687
00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:20,239
Speaker 4: They saw me at my absolute worst, and I was

688
00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:21,919
Speaker 4: probably very rude to all of them. I was told

689
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:24,400
Speaker 4: later by the staff that I was kind of mean and.

690
00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:27,840
Speaker 3: Utah Okay, yeah, you're.

691
00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:33,080
Speaker 1: To Utah ins or whatever. So yeah, I believe it.

692
00:34:33,120 --> 00:34:36,000
Speaker 1: That makes sense. Do you know why you had a stroke?

693
00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:39,399
Speaker 4: Okay, So I have a cardiologist who's like really gung

694
00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:41,040
Speaker 4: ho about figuring this out because he's like, people your

695
00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:44,840
Speaker 4: age shouldn't be having strokes, So but your age just kidding, Like,

696
00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:47,520
Speaker 4: I'll tell these people, but you guys got a promise

697
00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:51,640
Speaker 4: you won't tell the industry because apparently I'm unhiable my age.

698
00:34:51,719 --> 00:34:55,720
Speaker 1: Stop it. Words have power. You are hirable, you are amazing,

699
00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:58,080
Speaker 1: you are smart, you are funny, you are black, you

700
00:34:58,120 --> 00:35:02,280
Speaker 1: are a goddess. You are worth it. It's gonna happen.

701
00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:05,480
Speaker 1: This is why we age well because it takes so long.

702
00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:08,600
Speaker 1: Thank you, you've got this. Oh my gosh, this is

703
00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:10,319
Speaker 1: gonna be on the podcast. I'll get a recording of

704
00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:12,040
Speaker 1: that he's saying that, so I could just listen to that.

705
00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:16,360
Speaker 1: We'll totally bleep it out. Go on, real healthy, real healthy.

706
00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:19,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, they told me I wasn't very nice, But the

707
00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:22,279
Speaker 4: theory is well, I yelled at them, take me to

708
00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:22,959
Speaker 4: a blue state.

709
00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:31,520
Speaker 1: Starting in the ambulance. Give me a purple dot. Everybody,

710
00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:33,719
Speaker 1: fuck get me out of here. This is why are

711
00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:35,799
Speaker 1: there no people of color here? Where do you hide

712
00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:38,040
Speaker 1: all the black people? Like I wasparently yelling over a

713
00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:43,560
Speaker 1: bunch of stuff at them. Mam. I was with it, mam.

714
00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:50,239
Speaker 1: Differences it's hard. Yeah, they said a clot.

715
00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:52,439
Speaker 4: In my leg went through a hole in my heart

716
00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:53,400
Speaker 4: that I didn't know about.

717
00:35:53,520 --> 00:35:56,759
Speaker 1: What in the poem got lodging my love it? That's

718
00:35:56,760 --> 00:35:59,359
Speaker 1: a poem, that's a poem. A clot in my leg

719
00:35:59,480 --> 00:36:01,120
Speaker 1: went through in my heart.

720
00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:06,240
Speaker 3: It's great. It's like a next er kabad.

721
00:36:06,719 --> 00:36:10,120
Speaker 1: Shit is she coming out with anything? She's got incense

722
00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:15,480
Speaker 1: that smells like her pussing. I don't think I need that. Okay,

723
00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:17,920
Speaker 1: last question before we get to the other questions from

724
00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:21,239
Speaker 1: the audience. I mean, I learned so much from a

725
00:36:21,239 --> 00:36:25,839
Speaker 1: bad manicure how to speak up for myself. You know,

726
00:36:26,080 --> 00:36:28,640
Speaker 1: I had a bad manicure, and I can someone in

727
00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:30,879
Speaker 1: the eye like I deserve better, you know what I mean?

728
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:32,960
Speaker 1: Like I gotta take care of myself. I gotta drink

729
00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:35,200
Speaker 1: more water and lotion. This more. Like I learned so

730
00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:38,080
Speaker 1: much from like that. What the fuck did you learn

731
00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:41,760
Speaker 1: for yourself from yourself having a stroke in Utah?

732
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:45,560
Speaker 4: I think I am less likely to take bullshit now

733
00:36:45,760 --> 00:36:48,680
Speaker 4: or just like relationships that aren't serving either of us,

734
00:36:48,719 --> 00:36:50,880
Speaker 4: just being real about it, Like, just because we've been

735
00:36:50,920 --> 00:36:52,480
Speaker 4: friends for a long time doesn't mean that we need to.

736
00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:54,760
Speaker 1: Keep being friends, and certainly not to the same extent.

737
00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:58,200
Speaker 4: You gotta let some people go, and you gotta be

738
00:36:58,320 --> 00:36:59,879
Speaker 4: open to people who want to be there.

739
00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:05,120
Speaker 1: So yes, Oh I love that. That's a good ass thing. Okay,

740
00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:09,040
Speaker 1: thank you. I ask the questions for the audio. Oh

741
00:37:09,080 --> 00:37:11,040
Speaker 1: my goodness, I don't even know how to answer that.

742
00:37:12,719 --> 00:37:16,040
Speaker 4: Okay, how long before you stop ignoring your parents?

743
00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:21,960
Speaker 1: Look, if you don't get along with your parents, you know,

744
00:37:22,120 --> 00:37:24,640
Speaker 1: like we just said, if the relationship is not serving you,

745
00:37:24,719 --> 00:37:27,560
Speaker 1: take a step back, even if it's your parents, it's

746
00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:30,560
Speaker 1: truly you got to protect yourself, your heart, and your energy.

747
00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:33,279
Speaker 1: And you can't see your parents for just people. They're

748
00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:35,880
Speaker 1: always gonna fucking be a trigger for you until you

749
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:40,560
Speaker 1: take time for yourself to heal. Period work.

750
00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:45,360
Speaker 2: Here's a question, how do I know if I should

751
00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:48,640
Speaker 2: marry my girlfriend? Question mark? She really needs a green card,

752
00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:50,960
Speaker 2: But I don't know if I can be committed since

753
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:52,960
Speaker 2: we've been dating only one point five years.

754
00:37:53,239 --> 00:38:00,160
Speaker 1: Oh, the ninety d fiance is going on? I don't know. Well,

755
00:38:00,239 --> 00:38:02,160
Speaker 1: I say, take a chance on love, Like who else

756
00:38:02,239 --> 00:38:04,400
Speaker 1: is there? If she loves you and you don't like

757
00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:07,160
Speaker 1: nobody else, like you really actively are not trying to

758
00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:09,640
Speaker 1: fuck with nobody else, and like she might be the

759
00:38:09,680 --> 00:38:11,160
Speaker 1: one to put up with your shit, you know what

760
00:38:11,239 --> 00:38:12,200
Speaker 1: I mean. So I don't know.

761
00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:14,520
Speaker 3: It could be romantic, especially for a green card.

762
00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:18,200
Speaker 1: I'll tell you it is. I married my husband in

763
00:38:18,239 --> 00:38:23,480
Speaker 1: the first thirty days. Ooh, and he's still here.

764
00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:24,080
Speaker 3: Look at that.

765
00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:26,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's not even a citizen, he's just got a

766
00:38:26,239 --> 00:38:30,560
Speaker 1: green card. So now you guys know everything. How do

767
00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:34,440
Speaker 1: you know when you're ready to date to find a friendship?

768
00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:36,360
Speaker 1: What to find a relationship?

769
00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:36,520
Speaker 3: Oh?

770
00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:37,000
Speaker 1: Relationship?

771
00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:37,239
Speaker 3: Sorry?

772
00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:38,600
Speaker 1: How do you know when you're ready to date to

773
00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:42,040
Speaker 1: find a relationship? So sorry? I say three dates? Like

774
00:38:42,080 --> 00:38:45,399
Speaker 1: if you like someone past three dates, it's not even

775
00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:46,960
Speaker 1: like if you're attracted to them or like want to

776
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:49,799
Speaker 1: open your legs because that's great, but like if you

777
00:38:49,840 --> 00:38:53,000
Speaker 1: actually like them, and also do you can you talk

778
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:54,560
Speaker 1: to them on the phone for more than two hours?

779
00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:56,480
Speaker 1: And can you bring them to every circle in your

780
00:38:56,480 --> 00:39:00,400
Speaker 1: life and not be embarrassed. That last question is so

781
00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:02,440
Speaker 1: important question.

782
00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:05,200
Speaker 4: Sorry, the last answer poor, It's like, can you bring

783
00:39:05,239 --> 00:39:06,960
Speaker 4: it to the can you bring you around here?

784
00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:07,719
Speaker 3: Sleepwalking?

785
00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:08,279
Speaker 1: I love it?

786
00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:10,800
Speaker 4: What's the question you have? What's the question you got? Okay,

787
00:39:10,840 --> 00:39:14,200
Speaker 4: so I'm turning thirty next week. Any words of wisdom

788
00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:16,279
Speaker 4: you'd give to your twenty nine year old self?

789
00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:16,640
Speaker 1: Thank you?

790
00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:19,640
Speaker 4: Also, can you sing happy birthday to my friend Diana?

791
00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:20,880
Speaker 4: I don't know about that one.

792
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:25,120
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Okay, stand the fuck up, get the

793
00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:37,680
Speaker 1: house lights up, get up? Okay, birthday.

794
00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:53,279
Speaker 3: Tenny y.

795
00:39:58,320 --> 00:40:02,640
Speaker 1: Diana, you're adorable. Okay, this is the craziest question. Wait,

796
00:40:02,760 --> 00:40:04,880
Speaker 1: we gotta answer the question on.

797
00:40:05,080 --> 00:40:08,600
Speaker 2: Don't do it, don't be thirty, don't stop.

798
00:40:09,880 --> 00:40:13,560
Speaker 1: Stop. I will say, like when you turn, when you

799
00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:17,040
Speaker 1: hit like those milestones, you have this idea of like

800
00:40:17,080 --> 00:40:19,359
Speaker 1: what you're supposed to do instead of like what you

801
00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:22,040
Speaker 1: want to do. So it's like, whatever the fuck you

802
00:40:22,080 --> 00:40:25,120
Speaker 1: want to do? You want to be Brather's like it's

803
00:40:25,120 --> 00:40:28,160
Speaker 1: the little things you want to tell people. No, I

804
00:40:28,200 --> 00:40:30,520
Speaker 1: ain't read that book and I've never read that book,

805
00:40:30,840 --> 00:40:34,280
Speaker 1: like thank you, that's oh, you know, it's like whatever

806
00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:36,359
Speaker 1: you want to do, Like, it's gotta be about you

807
00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:39,040
Speaker 1: because we ain't here forever and we're not wet forever.

808
00:40:39,160 --> 00:40:40,040
Speaker 1: So live your life.

809
00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:45,160
Speaker 2: It's great words of wisdom. Why are y'all not writing

810
00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:51,960
Speaker 2: this ship down? How does a broke single mom in

811
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:53,360
Speaker 2: her thirties learn to drive?

812
00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:54,680
Speaker 3: Oh?

813
00:40:55,200 --> 00:40:59,000
Speaker 1: Is this you, Diana?

814
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:00,560
Speaker 3: Who's the mom?

815
00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:04,799
Speaker 1: It's okay, it's okay, okay, And you want to learn

816
00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:07,920
Speaker 1: how to drive? Do you have friends that have cars?

817
00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:11,480
Speaker 3: Do you have a car? Do you have access to

818
00:41:11,480 --> 00:41:11,799
Speaker 3: a car?

819
00:41:12,680 --> 00:41:19,399
Speaker 1: Do you have access to an arcade? If you don't

820
00:41:19,440 --> 00:41:23,800
Speaker 1: have access to a car, why you drive? Then? I'm curious?

821
00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:27,360
Speaker 1: Why are you? What is the anxiety with driving? I

822
00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:30,560
Speaker 1: mean I understand anxiety while driving, but what is yours?

823
00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:32,960
Speaker 1: Did something happen? Were you ever in an accident? Or

824
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:35,120
Speaker 1: it's just like you've never learned, so it's just like

825
00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:41,400
Speaker 1: a big mountain. It's okay, you can do it, honest,

826
00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:47,320
Speaker 1: she will teach you. Listen, I will teach you.

827
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:49,439
Speaker 3: For real.

828
00:41:49,560 --> 00:41:53,560
Speaker 1: This is going down for real because as a mom, man,

829
00:41:54,239 --> 00:41:55,759
Speaker 1: if you can't put your kids in a car and

830
00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:57,880
Speaker 1: go somewhere, you feel like you are out of control.

831
00:41:58,520 --> 00:42:02,160
Speaker 1: You are always beholden to somebody else. So I will

832
00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:04,480
Speaker 1: teach you it's not that bad. You just go low

833
00:42:04,520 --> 00:42:07,560
Speaker 1: and slow and fuck everybody else. Maybe you can even

834
00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:13,040
Speaker 1: stick a middle finger out the window. Feel good about yourself. Yeah, Marianne,

835
00:42:13,040 --> 00:42:14,680
Speaker 1: will you give her my information. I'm gonna teach this

836
00:42:14,719 --> 00:42:21,160
Speaker 1: bitch I drive. We're all going on the biqui after

837
00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:29,239
Speaker 1: the show that you're driving. Okay, all right, so we

838
00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:32,520
Speaker 1: ask all our guests, what's the most adult thing you

839
00:42:32,560 --> 00:42:35,960
Speaker 1: want to do for yourself that you haven't yet this year? Okay?

840
00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:38,880
Speaker 4: The adult thing that I want to do for myself

841
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:41,879
Speaker 4: is based on the movie Under the Tuscan Sun.

842
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:45,879
Speaker 1: Okay, it's not it's not healthy. I'm not saying it's

843
00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:49,160
Speaker 1: a good thing. Look, but I am gonna I this year.

844
00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:51,120
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go to Italy for a month and take

845
00:42:51,200 --> 00:42:56,040
Speaker 4: cooking classes because I like cooking classes, and I'm gonna

846
00:42:56,120 --> 00:42:56,360
Speaker 4: do it.

847
00:42:57,960 --> 00:43:00,879
Speaker 1: Do that. Oh my god, that is don't as fuck.

848
00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:05,160
Speaker 1: You better go, bitch, Oh my god, gosh, you better go. Now,

849
00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:07,719
Speaker 1: you better fucking go. Well, thank you so much.

850
00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:20,320
Speaker 5: Let's you everybody, Okay.

851
00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:22,640
Speaker 1: I we've been doing this show since like twenty seventeen, right,

852
00:43:22,760 --> 00:43:27,120
Speaker 1: like live shows podcast. Hands down, one of my most

853
00:43:27,239 --> 00:43:34,279
Speaker 1: favorite lines, like top ten is when Cannie said, I

854
00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:36,320
Speaker 1: need to go to a hospital in a blue state.

855
00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:42,600
Speaker 1: I mean to be experiencing a stroke but still have

856
00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:45,440
Speaker 1: the wherewithal of like, no, you ain't gonna get me?

857
00:43:46,719 --> 00:43:47,640
Speaker 3: Is I mean?

858
00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:50,400
Speaker 1: It is what Jordan Peele makes movies. You know what

859
00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:51,840
Speaker 1: I mean? It is a wretch.

860
00:43:53,040 --> 00:43:53,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's direct.

861
00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:54,480
Speaker 1: I love her.

862
00:43:55,440 --> 00:43:57,239
Speaker 2: Jordan Peele, if you're listening to this podcast, and I

863
00:43:57,280 --> 00:44:02,719
Speaker 2: know you are, definitely IDEA starring Kenny Smobley developed by

864
00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:06,400
Speaker 2: Michelle Byte. Now I feel like my favorite line, my

865
00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:08,520
Speaker 2: favorite line was when she was like what you, guys,

866
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:11,040
Speaker 2: I went to charms school in North Carolina. You didn't

867
00:44:11,080 --> 00:44:14,120
Speaker 2: have charm school in New Jersey. And then you went

868
00:44:14,160 --> 00:44:16,759
Speaker 2: through that litany of like what New Jersey charm school

869
00:44:16,760 --> 00:44:17,719
Speaker 2: and etiquette would be.

870
00:44:18,520 --> 00:44:26,120
Speaker 1: Wasn't hogies and such? Yeah, like Jersey charm School. I

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Speaker 1: was dying. I mean, what is the point?

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Speaker 2: You know?

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Speaker 1: It's like funck off please, that's Jersey charm school.

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Speaker 3: Fuck off?

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Speaker 1: Please? Fuck Yeah. Anyways, what a light and a love.

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Speaker 1: And this is a great part about doing this show too.

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Speaker 1: Not only are you guys getting introduced to New people,

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00:44:44,040 --> 00:44:46,960
Speaker 1: so are we. And that's very fucking fun because you

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Speaker 1: like who you like, but there's still more people to like,

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Speaker 1: which is so fun. We don't have time for assholes.

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Speaker 1: You heard me, ABC. Anyways, you guys, enjoy your life.

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Speaker 1: If you are by a computer right now or even

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Speaker 1: your phone or whatever the fuck, book yourself a trip

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Speaker 1: right now. I don't care if it's just a day trip.

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Speaker 1: We got to go out and travel more. And make

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00:45:10,320 --> 00:45:13,120
Speaker 1: sure that you have some sort of like health insurance

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00:45:13,360 --> 00:45:16,400
Speaker 1: or card on you or your mom's first listed number

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Speaker 1: one in case something does go down, we know who

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Speaker 1: to call. Yeah in your blue jeans, Yeah yeah, your

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Speaker 1: coach should be zero zero zero. Make it easy for

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Speaker 1: us in case we have to help you book yourself

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Speaker 1: a trip.

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Speaker 2: Come on, go yeah do it. People are like, it's

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Speaker 2: not in the cards for me. Well you know what,

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Speaker 2: you know what. The best way to predict the future

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Speaker 2: is to invent it people, all right, so get out there, travel.

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Speaker 2: Do you put some stamps in your damn passport book?

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Speaker 3: Get a passport?

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much, Corey Booker. All right, everybody, thank

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Speaker 1: you for listening to.

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Speaker 3: Adulting Jersey on Brand love it.

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Speaker 1: Bye, fuck off.

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Speaker 3: Please this has been an exactly right production.

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Speaker 1: Our senior producer is g Holley.

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Speaker 3: Our associate producer is Alex Cheat.

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Speaker 1: This episode was mixed by John Bradley.

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Speaker 3: Our guest booker is Patrick Cotner.

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Speaker 1: Additional production support from Hannah Kyle Crichton.

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Speaker 3: Theme song and live show DJing is by DJ Don will.

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Speaker 1: Our live show producer is Marion Waye.

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Speaker 3: Artwork by Jamie Bechtel.

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Speaker 1: Photography by Christ vander Moss.

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Speaker 2: Executive produced by Karen Kilgera, Georgia Hartstark and Daniel Kramer.

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Speaker 1: Follow the show on Instagram at Adulting the Pod.

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Speaker 2: Email your questions to Adulting Questions at gmail dot com.

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Speaker 5: Mmmm