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Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And when you

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Speaker 1: think of places that offer elite customer service, you might

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Speaker 1: think the Ritz, Carlton, Paris, the Four Seasons, Abu Dhabi,

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Speaker 1: I don't know, the Roadside, Bates Motel. Oh yes, he's

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Speaker 1: basically in your room. How much he cares. But now

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Speaker 1: add another name to that list of places with top

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Speaker 1: tier customer service.

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Speaker 2: Burger King.

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Speaker 1: Now, because if you go to b K and you

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Speaker 1: have an issue with your food or something weird happens

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Speaker 1: in the bathroom, yeah, you could go to mention it

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Speaker 1: to the manager, or you can call up the president

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Speaker 1: of Burger King himself. Wait oh wait, wait, why are

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Speaker 1: they calling him a president, not the Burger King, the

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Speaker 1: president of operations. And I'm not joking because they have

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Speaker 1: a new policy where guests can now call or tell

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Speaker 1: next the actual Burger King president, Tom Curtis directly. The

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Speaker 1: texting is not smart.

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Speaker 2: Once we opened our textboard to pictures, Tom is going

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Speaker 2: to get four calls and be like.

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Speaker 1: DK says, Tom will personally take and respond to as

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Speaker 1: many calls and texts as he can fit into each day. Tom,

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Speaker 1: they say it's really him, and they gave out his

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Speaker 1: actual number. We need to have a similar policy for

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Speaker 1: our listeners.

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Speaker 2: We do, they can text to seventy eight five nine two.

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Speaker 1: It's not personal enough. That's why if you have any

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Speaker 1: grievances with our show, any feedback you want to provide

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Speaker 1: something Brooks said that offended you, you can call or

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Speaker 1: text Jose directly to zero six six zero what. But

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Speaker 1: do you not believe in providing elite customer service to

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Speaker 1: our loyal fans.

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Speaker 2: Why don't you ever give out your phone number, Jeff.

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Speaker 1: Well, because I can't provide the level that you guys

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Speaker 1: all clearly care so deeply about our listener.

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Speaker 2: I'm super lonely. Feel free to text me.

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Speaker 1: Number or you can DM your feedback to Jose at

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Speaker 1: his Instagram at Hilarious Jose. He will respond to each

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Speaker 1: and every single one guarantee. But now we got to

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Speaker 1: get to the shock collar question of the day with

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Speaker 1: the man who services customers like no one else can,

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Speaker 1: our digital producer, Jake. Let's go.

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Speaker 2: Today is National Tell a fairy Tale Day on an Adventure.

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Speaker 2: We celebrate those classic magical stories where mice become horses,

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Speaker 2: slippers fit perfectly, and furniture talks to you without having

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Speaker 2: to drop any LSD is talking again. You've heard the

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Speaker 2: stories and you've seen the movies. But can you identify

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Speaker 2: some of the most famous fairy tales from just a

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Speaker 2: few clues? Probably not today, You'll have to during a

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Speaker 2: special Happily ever After edition of of twenty You'll say

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Speaker 2: number one through twenty, I'll describe a famous fairy tale.

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Speaker 2: You just have to name it to say in the game.

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Speaker 2: It's simple. Let's start with the woman who lived her

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Speaker 2: own real life Cinderella story by leaving a half drank

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Speaker 2: bottle of Goldschlager at the ball. Oh that's Alexis.

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Speaker 1: Does it fit the gold classy?

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Speaker 2: Very nice? A cocky, little bread based fugitive escapes from

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Speaker 2: the oven, out runs multiple pursuers, but eventually trusts the

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Speaker 2: wrong ride across the river. Name that fairy tale and.

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Speaker 1: You have to name it exactly right. You can't just

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Speaker 1: get close.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I need a title here. Okay, does the gingerbread

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Speaker 2: man have his own fairy tale? He has like a

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Speaker 2: whole book. I don't even know that I really know

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Speaker 2: where did you cut the where do you think bread?

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Speaker 2: You don't know the nursery rhyme man, the gingerbread man.

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Speaker 2: Jake the bread Man is correct. You're thinking the muffin

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Speaker 2: man Jose. Oh yeah, man A sly Fox was one

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Speaker 2: who actually helped the gingerbread man across the river. He

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Speaker 2: let fox the river. I do remember that one. Now,

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Speaker 2: speaking of sly Fox, Brook number three is off the board. Okay,

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Speaker 2: give me six. A tiny boy no bigger than a

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Speaker 2: finger proves that being fun size doesn't mean you can't

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Speaker 2: out smart thieves, animals, and basically everyone else. What's that

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Speaker 2: fairy tale?

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Speaker 1: It's not thumbollina, it'smb man from Well, it's it's a

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Speaker 1: thumb type of size.

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Speaker 2: No bigger than a finger, tiny a. I'm going thumb bolina,

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Speaker 2: thumb bollina, but no cigar Brook. Tom Thumb is who

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Speaker 2: you're looking for. Great Year sixteen twenty one. He's a

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Speaker 2: miniature boy that survives wild adventures using wit instead of

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Speaker 2: his size. Jose, three and six are off the board.

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Speaker 2: Go seven. We're talking fairy tales for National telep fairy

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Speaker 2: Tale Day and your fairy tale. Jose is about two

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Speaker 2: siblings who wander into the woods and discover a house

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Speaker 2: made entirely of candy. Good friend Hansol and Gretel is correct.

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Speaker 2: It turns out to be owned by someone who sees

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Speaker 2: children as entree options. Wow. I mean when I see

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Speaker 2: old babies, I just want to eat them up too,

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Speaker 2: They're so cute. Anyone have a guest here on Hansel

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Speaker 2: and Gretel A guest for the year on Haunseling eight

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Speaker 2: very close eighteen.

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Speaker 1: Twelve when Shrek came out in the in the span.

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Speaker 2: Of all time, that was very close, Jake, I appreciate

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Speaker 2: that Jeffrey were over to you. Three, six and seven

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Speaker 2: are off the board.

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Speaker 1: Number eleven.

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Speaker 2: A strange little man helps a desperate girl spin straw

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Speaker 2: into gold, but later demands her firstborn as payments unless

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Speaker 2: she can guess his extremely specific name. What's the title.

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Speaker 1: It's a tough name, so easy because my parents almost

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Speaker 1: name me this Rumpel skill skinkin close yeahkin yes, swinging

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Speaker 1: amiss with Jeffrey.

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Speaker 2: Another one for eighteen twelve, huge year for fairy tales.

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Speaker 2: Apparently that brings us to Alexis for the tiebreaker, Boys

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Speaker 2: versus girls. Get this right, You and Brook might be safe.

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Speaker 1: Well Brook isn't safe.

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Speaker 2: Well, I mean for the girls is part of the

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Speaker 2: girl gotcha? A girl with very distinctive hair color, bites

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Speaker 2: into some questionable produce, and ends up in a deep

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Speaker 2: sleep surrounded by seven vertically challenged roommates. What's the fairy

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Speaker 2: tale snow White and the Seven Doors? Yeah, snow white

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Speaker 2: again eighteen twelve A huge And because of that, Alexis

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Speaker 2: and Brook have won today's edition of I Love You

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Speaker 2: didn't even get right. That's a fairy tell you guys,

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Speaker 2: I look at that.

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Speaker 1: So you get to choose who gets shocked while singing

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Speaker 1: Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen Who's it gonna be?

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Speaker 2: I see a little silhouette of a man's got a moosh?

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Speaker 2: Gott a moosh? Can you do the fun dyke about

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Speaker 2: the whole thing? Still hurt? So good?

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Speaker 1: That's your shock collar question of the day, Brook and

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning