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Speaker 1: Lady's Elvis Durand in the Morning show. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: all right, we got off to a false start. That's okay.

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Speaker 1: As they say in the world of tennis, matches fault,

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Speaker 1: It's okay. It is Tuesday, December eleventh. I'm kind of

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Speaker 1: that boss. It's fast if time, I think. Yeah, Danielle

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Speaker 1: Oh no, it's called the hitting snooze and not realizing

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Speaker 1: How did you get here on time? I just, you know,

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Speaker 1: I get up about three? Oh my god. Producer Sam's

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Speaker 1: here with wearing her nice Shmanta, thank you. This is

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Speaker 1: my Smata and Froggy in the Rotten Town. You're supposed

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Speaker 1: one o'clock. So I don't know why I had a

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Speaker 1: dream about Chain Smokers last night. I don't know why.

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Speaker 1: I mean, you know, they're they're great guys, they're friends

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Speaker 1: what a great song. I don't know. It wasn't a

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Speaker 1: wrong buttons. I don't care. Someone send a text and

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Speaker 1: said Hey, if you guys are running late for your job,

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Speaker 1: is it a problem like other jobs? Don't make a

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Speaker 1: to But really, we really do have a great job.

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Speaker 1: And whoever complains and bitches and moans about this job

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Speaker 1: know there have been and there still is. Yeah. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: First of all, it is Caitlin. Hi, Caitlin, Hi, how

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Speaker 1: are you guys? Oh, hello, Caitlyn. Now, Caitlin's on our

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Speaker 1: way to work. Now. Your mom called you back in

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Speaker 1: high school, she called us, Yeah, I wished diarrhea on

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Speaker 1: your Spanish teacher? How long? How long ago was that, Caitlyn?

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Speaker 1: When you're still in school? And what was wrong with

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Speaker 1: your Spanish teacher? So my Spanish teacher gave me a

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Speaker 1: be I'm surely your Spanish teacher got wind of this.

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Speaker 1: old radio memories. You tell your mom and your dad

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Speaker 1: that we're proud of where you are now. It doesn't

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Speaker 1: Duran shirt. But I have more, Oh, I have more, gandhi,

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Speaker 1: would you please reach under the Long Days of Giving tree.

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Speaker 1: Look at that, Danielle, she's going over there, free gift.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna give you a present here, Caitlin. Oh I'm

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Speaker 1: been waiting for. Opener up. It's the Delongey Days of Giving.

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Speaker 1: By the way, if you go to Delongey dot us,

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Speaker 1: you so much for listening, Caitlin. Enjoy your Delongi Slim

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Speaker 1: Style convector Heater. I'm gonna give this shirt to my

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Speaker 1: and she wanted you to ruin it for her. We're

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Speaker 1: there you go. Yeah, years ago, when people had a

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Speaker 1: this Ingrid? Yes, Ingrids, It's Elvis. How are you hil

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Speaker 1: seizure done right, Yes, sir, I am good for you.

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Speaker 1: But the thing is that you're doing the people you're

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Speaker 1: listening to us, and there you go. Yeah, I'm telling you, Wow,

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Speaker 1: when you like for your miracles? I wasn't. I did

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Speaker 1: Your days of seven Pisces. The desire to change your

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Speaker 1: Your days of ten Taurus. You've been feeling very sociable lately.

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Speaker 1: thank you, ladies. Scary this coffee. I've only had three

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Speaker 1: It's a strong being right there from Lock Colombie. I know,

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Speaker 1: But what what machine made my strong being? Coffee? It

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Speaker 1: extra pepomstead. You're drinking a short? You gotta drink along, don't.

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Speaker 1: Elvis Duran in the Morning show. So we're not ordering

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Speaker 1: to breakfast delivery today, getting so scary, says I guess

427
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Speaker 1: I'll have to. I'll eat chocolate. My breakfast consists of

428
00:23:26,560 --> 00:23:29,240
Speaker 1: coffee and chocolate because we're not getting breakfast. But I

429
00:23:29,359 --> 00:23:32,120
Speaker 1: have to. I have a bone to pick with Nate. Straight, Nate,

430
00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:33,960
Speaker 1: why are you? Why are you picking Nate's bone? Because

431
00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:37,720
Speaker 1: rows everything away. So there was a chocolate bar with

432
00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:39,800
Speaker 1: hazel nuts and it's sitting on the counter over there,

433
00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:41,680
Speaker 1: and I'm like, that was gonna be the rest of

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Speaker 1: my breakfast. Scary, scary. I have a whole crate of

435
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Speaker 1: those chocolate bars on my desk. Go get them, right,

436
00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:48,760
Speaker 1: But you know I'm a candy vacuum Go get them go,

437
00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:52,560
Speaker 1: just a vacuum cleaner, pep right. Yeah, you you suck

438
00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:57,479
Speaker 1: up everything. You suck up electronics and seriously and likes

439
00:23:57,520 --> 00:24:02,879
Speaker 1: on social media. Room. He really whatever's around something, he

440
00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:05,560
Speaker 1: just sucks it all in. He's like the skimmer on

441
00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:10,720
Speaker 1: the swimming pool. Anyway, Um, I did something kind of

442
00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:14,440
Speaker 1: fun last night. I turned off I turned it all off,

443
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:16,800
Speaker 1: and we uh, we sat in the TV room and

444
00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:21,960
Speaker 1: watched Netflix. There's this movie on Netflix called Dumplin. Yeah,

445
00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:26,960
Speaker 1: Jennifer Anniston, you're saying it was awesome, Okay, it was.

446
00:24:27,320 --> 00:24:30,240
Speaker 1: I cried. It's it's about a mother and daughter relationship.

447
00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:32,160
Speaker 1: She plays the mother and the daughters in high school.

448
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Speaker 1: I don't want to get into it too much. It's

449
00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:36,080
Speaker 1: a movie, not like a you know, it's a movie. Okay, Yeah,

450
00:24:36,359 --> 00:24:38,440
Speaker 1: it's sat in Texas. It has to do with pageants

451
00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:41,720
Speaker 1: and feeling good about yourself and you know, a girl

452
00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:44,600
Speaker 1: who's who's not that sure of herself. Who falls in

453
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Speaker 1: love with a guy at work who's the hottie. Yeah,

454
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Speaker 1: and it ends happily. I'm telling you right now, it's

455
00:24:49,359 --> 00:24:51,640
Speaker 1: a great movie. If you've seen Dumplin, can you reach out?

456
00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:56,520
Speaker 1: Can you? Can you prove that? And I'm right? It was?

457
00:24:56,600 --> 00:24:59,000
Speaker 1: It was awesome. But time of that, So I went

458
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Speaker 1: to I left my phone in the other room charging

459
00:25:02,119 --> 00:25:05,960
Speaker 1: and um I went in after the movie to see

460
00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:08,720
Speaker 1: what did I miss? I had like fifty five fabulous

461
00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:11,120
Speaker 1: texts that I wish I would have. I hop time

462
00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:13,960
Speaker 1: I got. I got a FaceTime from chain Smokers last night.

463
00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:18,800
Speaker 1: Yeahs when they're watching frigging Dumplin. I could have talked

464
00:25:18,840 --> 00:25:20,840
Speaker 1: to my boy is from chain Smoke. See that's what

465
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:23,680
Speaker 1: you dreamt about them. I think because they texted you

466
00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:25,760
Speaker 1: like that, that could be tried to you know FaceTime.

467
00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:28,240
Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, but that's the risk you take

468
00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:30,000
Speaker 1: when you put your phone down. You might miss out

469
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Speaker 1: on something. But I hope the thing that you watch Dumplin,

470
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Speaker 1: yea was worthwhile and you enjoyed it. You have a

471
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Speaker 1: great member. It's a great I can't wait to watch Dumplin.

472
00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:40,800
Speaker 1: When I got how Dumplin's great. Yeah, I mean you're

473
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Speaker 1: gonna there's there are tears? Is there a Dumpling and

474
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Speaker 1: Dumplin just just watched the movie? You're You're like Danielle,

475
00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:48,920
Speaker 1: you asked too many questions? Say, Dumplin makes me a

476
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:51,080
Speaker 1: little hungry, me too, Yeah, yeah, you know we're so

477
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Speaker 1: close to Chinatown. I know, great tr delivery boys sick today,

478
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Speaker 1: so I can't get any Dumplings now. Hey, So this

479
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Speaker 1: Sunday night, we're all gonna be BB and T Center

480
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Speaker 1: and Sunrise, Florida for Why one hundreds jingle Ball presented

481
00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:06,959
Speaker 1: by Capital One. I'm so excited to line up this year.

482
00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:11,320
Speaker 1: Philly's lineup, New York's lineup, and Miami's lineup tremendous. Yes,

483
00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:13,639
Speaker 1: they're all people we love and we can't wait to

484
00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:19,359
Speaker 1: see fantastic so uh Froggy. Yeah, any big surprises? Is

485
00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:21,239
Speaker 1: there anything we need to know about the show Sunday Night?

486
00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:23,160
Speaker 1: Not that I know of, But you know, they don't

487
00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:26,280
Speaker 1: tell me surprises because they know that I will then

488
00:26:26,359 --> 00:26:29,080
Speaker 1: tell you and then tell everybody else. So yeah, me

489
00:26:29,119 --> 00:26:31,800
Speaker 1: and Danielle are not good for surprises. Surprises. Are we

490
00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:34,480
Speaker 1: doing Secret Santa? Because I have to shop. No, we're

491
00:26:34,520 --> 00:26:36,719
Speaker 1: not doing Secret Santa, but Elvis, I have a request.

492
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Speaker 1: What's that? It is December eleventh, and you do you

493
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Speaker 1: know what? You have not done yet? I haven't. I

494
00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:45,080
Speaker 1: could do that today. Can you promise me you'll do

495
00:26:45,119 --> 00:26:46,879
Speaker 1: it today? Because I don't think Gandhi's hurt it yet.

496
00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:49,000
Speaker 1: Gandhi hasn't heard it. Would you do? You'll here, have

497
00:26:49,119 --> 00:26:51,000
Speaker 1: not done, you'll hear it. It's it's we have several

498
00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:55,000
Speaker 1: good old traditions, holiday traditions. We do the cups right,

499
00:26:55,440 --> 00:26:56,960
Speaker 1: we do the Christmas cup song, and then we do

500
00:26:57,080 --> 00:27:01,240
Speaker 1: this other song which is my solo. Well, oh it's yours.

501
00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:03,399
Speaker 1: Thank god. I thought it was that drunk Lady thing

502
00:27:04,359 --> 00:27:06,920
Speaker 1: we had to play. I would ever request that to play.

503
00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:12,720
Speaker 1: You brought You do have a big mouth. You never

504
00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:14,440
Speaker 1: look at yourself in the maritheon of the day. You know,

505
00:27:14,560 --> 00:27:18,960
Speaker 1: I said too much today, Every day I said too much.

506
00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:23,000
Speaker 1: I want to warn Gardi he does this, Gandhi, it

507
00:27:23,080 --> 00:27:25,040
Speaker 1: will ruin this song for the rest of your life.

508
00:27:25,119 --> 00:27:27,080
Speaker 1: You will never hear it the same as you hear it.

509
00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:29,840
Speaker 1: Love when that happens. And then the drunk Christmas Lady

510
00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:32,119
Speaker 1: she's five minutes too. All right, let's get into our

511
00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:34,440
Speaker 1: first Danielle Report of the day. By the way, you

512
00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:36,119
Speaker 1: may say too much every day, but you make it

513
00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:39,600
Speaker 1: damn good living doing it. What's going on, Danielle? All right?

514
00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:41,960
Speaker 1: So Nicki Minage has a new man in her life

515
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,520
Speaker 1: apparently though they used to date, but her fans are

516
00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:46,760
Speaker 1: not so happy about it. He served four years in

517
00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:49,040
Speaker 1: the nineties for attempted rape and he is now a

518
00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:52,000
Speaker 1: registered sex offender in New York. Oh he also did

519
00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:55,480
Speaker 1: seven years from manslaughter. So I'm just saying there's a

520
00:27:55,560 --> 00:27:58,520
Speaker 1: lot of choices out there for Nicki Minage. But she

521
00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:02,320
Speaker 1: says he's straightened her wells Okay, oh god. So Melby

522
00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:05,480
Speaker 1: suffered two broken ribs and a severed right hand after

523
00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:07,720
Speaker 1: falling at a friend's house. She's on the mend. Her

524
00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:10,040
Speaker 1: lawyer says that neither drugs or alcohol was a factor.

525
00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:13,760
Speaker 1: It's very weird for someone who's reading her book and

526
00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:16,440
Speaker 1: who knows a lot about her past and things that

527
00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:19,159
Speaker 1: have happened, and how she used to show up at

528
00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:23,159
Speaker 1: places and say this is what happened, but really this happened, right, Um,

529
00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:25,640
Speaker 1: So after reading the book and then hearing the story,

530
00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:28,920
Speaker 1: it's weird. It's weird for me. Like severed hand. Yeah,

531
00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:31,840
Speaker 1: she fell at a friend's house, she said, Does that

532
00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:36,880
Speaker 1: mean her health doesn't severed mean it's completely removed? Yeah? No, wait,

533
00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:39,520
Speaker 1: now that's got that kip me. Now I saw the

534
00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:41,880
Speaker 1: same headline and I saw severed, and I'm like, severed

535
00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:45,400
Speaker 1: means it was detected. That was baby, That was baby Spie. No, no, no,

536
00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:48,200
Speaker 1: that was Melby. That's a scary spice. Scary Spice lost

537
00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:50,719
Speaker 1: her hand. She did not lose it, though. Look up

538
00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:53,400
Speaker 1: the proper word of severed. Please, no, it's it says severed.

539
00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:57,680
Speaker 1: That means it's all Yeah. Well the article said severed sline.

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00:28:58,080 --> 00:29:03,680
Speaker 1: All right, no severed head hand, thank god, not her head. Christy.

541
00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:05,520
Speaker 1: We need her on the tour with the spice grit.

542
00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:07,840
Speaker 1: You know what, this picture of her after the surgery

543
00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:10,000
Speaker 1: looks like it, in fact, could have been a severed hand.

544
00:29:10,160 --> 00:29:12,320
Speaker 1: Let me see. Could you imagine, Oh my god, that

545
00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:15,520
Speaker 1: could have been. You can't lose her. Somebody else had

546
00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:17,320
Speaker 1: to pick it up and take it with her, could

547
00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:21,600
Speaker 1: you imagine. Let's wish her the best. I love Melby,

548
00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:23,800
Speaker 1: so we wish her the best. Chrissy Teagan's dad got

549
00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:25,760
Speaker 1: a tattoo of her face on his arm to celebrate

550
00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:29,800
Speaker 1: her thirty third birthday. Is that weird? No? Okay? Oh?

551
00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:32,200
Speaker 1: I wish Gregg t was here because he and Steph

552
00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:36,080
Speaker 1: Curry from the Golden State Warriors think alike people. They

553
00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:38,800
Speaker 1: both believe the moon landing was a hoax that never

554
00:29:38,920 --> 00:29:43,040
Speaker 1: actually happened. So Curry, come on, Yeah, lady gang on

555
00:29:43,120 --> 00:29:45,600
Speaker 1: Bradley Cooper. We know they remade a Stars Born, but

556
00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:48,160
Speaker 1: did you know that Jennifer Lopez said that she and

557
00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:51,360
Speaker 1: Will Smith almost made the movie together. They talked about it.

558
00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:53,880
Speaker 1: They talked about developing a script, but it never happened.

559
00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:56,400
Speaker 1: I would I wouldn't see that. Yeah, that would be

560
00:29:56,400 --> 00:29:58,000
Speaker 1: pretty cool. They should produce a new one every year.

561
00:29:58,080 --> 00:30:01,360
Speaker 1: Every year. The Voice Eliminations Tonight on NBC got a

562
00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:06,720
Speaker 1: little Supergirl action. You also have Hollywood Game Night. Ncis blackish?

563
00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:09,320
Speaker 1: NCI asked New Orleans. The rookie is on a lot

564
00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:12,360
Speaker 1: of good stuff on television, and if can I talk

565
00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:15,520
Speaker 1: about something I was disappointed in? Yeah? I feel bad

566
00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:18,200
Speaker 1: saying it though, so the Haunting of Hill House. The

567
00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:21,840
Speaker 1: last episode very disappointing. PLA, Oh yeah, okay, what do

568
00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:25,680
Speaker 1: you think I liked it. It's it's good. I don't

569
00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:27,920
Speaker 1: want to give away too much. I enjoyed the whole thing.

570
00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:30,120
Speaker 1: Oh so did I. But then you get to that

571
00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:33,720
Speaker 1: last episode and you're thinking, oh, here it comes. I'm

572
00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:36,400
Speaker 1: encouraging everyone who's who you're who's watching it to keep going.

573
00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:38,560
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you need to get it. You watch you

574
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Speaker 1: need a conclusion? Hi, Andrew? How you doing good? About

575
00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:45,320
Speaker 1: you doing well? Were you up late watching Dumplin on Netflix?

576
00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:49,360
Speaker 1: That's not too late, but I watched the twice after that? Okay,

577
00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:52,160
Speaker 1: okay that that see. To watch it once is great.

578
00:30:52,160 --> 00:30:55,280
Speaker 1: To watch it twice is is colossal? That's now what

579
00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:57,760
Speaker 1: made you? Without giving anything away because we didn't want

580
00:30:57,760 --> 00:30:59,320
Speaker 1: to spoil it for anyone, Andrew, why did you watch

581
00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:02,120
Speaker 1: it twice? Um? Well, I watched it the first time

582
00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:05,800
Speaker 1: by myself, and I loved how exactly what you said.

583
00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:08,280
Speaker 1: It was just a feel good movie. My friend actually

584
00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:11,120
Speaker 1: suggested it on social media owner inst stories, so I

585
00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:13,800
Speaker 1: thought that way, um and it's just a feel good

586
00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:17,760
Speaker 1: not Christmas movie, or it's a great feel good movie

587
00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:20,120
Speaker 1: and it's not Christmas. Is it like about a two

588
00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:22,760
Speaker 1: hour movie? Yeah? So how did you have four hours

589
00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:25,200
Speaker 1: of time to just stand on this movie. Let's talk

590
00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:26,920
Speaker 1: about that. What kind of life are you living? I

591
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:28,480
Speaker 1: want to live your life. You have four hours to

592
00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:32,520
Speaker 1: watch a movie. I found the time myself, and then

593
00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:34,400
Speaker 1: I had to show watch it again with my roomate

594
00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:36,320
Speaker 1: and my boyfriend. Isn't that cool? You want to share

595
00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:38,200
Speaker 1: it with people you love? Yeah, dump hounds? Great, I

596
00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:41,360
Speaker 1: will tell you something. You got some drag queens in there? Yeah,

597
00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:46,000
Speaker 1: yeah exactly, Andrew, I loved it. Did you cry at all? Yeah?

598
00:31:46,040 --> 00:31:49,640
Speaker 1: I did? Yeah, I cried. And Jennifer Anderson isn't she

599
00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:51,920
Speaker 1: just a much better actress than you ever thought? I mean,

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00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:54,840
Speaker 1: she's great, Oh, I always is. She's amazing because she's

601
00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:57,120
Speaker 1: like one of my favorite Remember was it Meet the Miller's?

602
00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:59,000
Speaker 1: Is that the movie she was in that I loved? Yeah?

603
00:31:59,080 --> 00:32:01,960
Speaker 1: That was a good one. Yeah. Yeah. Did you ever

604
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:04,880
Speaker 1: see Meet the Miller's Andrew? Yeah? I think I did

605
00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:07,520
Speaker 1: a while ago. It's one of my favorite movies. All Right,

606
00:32:07,520 --> 00:32:09,480
Speaker 1: I gotta go, Andrew, Thank you for listening. Thanks for

607
00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:14,760
Speaker 1: backing me up on Dumplin. Alright, yeah, Dumplin. You watched twice.

608
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:17,960
Speaker 1: It's on Netflix. You're gonna do this here and next?

609
00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:24,360
Speaker 1: What Okay, you're whispering my finger right all right, so

610
00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:27,480
Speaker 1: U Gandhi coming up? Okay, I want you to you

611
00:32:27,520 --> 00:32:29,560
Speaker 1: know what, it's your first Christmas with us. I know,

612
00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:32,080
Speaker 1: I'm very excited. And it's her first birthday with us

613
00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:37,560
Speaker 1: on Thursday. It's true, alcause you know I got to

614
00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:41,960
Speaker 1: write that down because I never only remember birthdays, is Danielle.

615
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:44,800
Speaker 1: That's why it keeps me around. I thank Let's take

616
00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:47,240
Speaker 1: a break, and I want you to hear a just

617
00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:54,160
Speaker 1: a sparkling example of a festive Christmas tradition. I cannot wait. Okay,

618
00:32:54,520 --> 00:33:00,280
Speaker 1: I'll just marry you. Shut the hell up out of

619
00:33:00,320 --> 00:33:02,960
Speaker 1: your Gandhi, do you know that your daughter is on

620
00:33:03,120 --> 00:33:08,720
Speaker 1: tender nothing moment? It's a scholastic website starting your day,

621
00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:14,000
Speaker 1: good morning show. If you're like us around here and

622
00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:16,240
Speaker 1: you like a little naughty, crazy fun with your friends,

623
00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:19,240
Speaker 1: go get the Privacy board game. We love playing this

624
00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:22,240
Speaker 1: game and you will too. Buy it today at Target,

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00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:30,440
Speaker 1: Barns and Noble or wherever you buy board games. All right,

626
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Speaker 1: all right, all right, we're about to get into our

627
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Speaker 1: Christmas tradition just a few moments. Gandhi, I don't know

628
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Speaker 1: what to say, Rather than nothing. Maybe. I mean, it's

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Speaker 1: better just to just let it happen, Okay, it just

630
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Speaker 1: it speaks for itself. Well, I know when you first

631
00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:47,480
Speaker 1: hear it, you're gonna be like what, I don't get it? Okay,

632
00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:51,000
Speaker 1: but there's something about it. Does it make sense? I mean, yeah,

633
00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:53,480
Speaker 1: you're gonna go like what. Probably wanted to hear that? Why.

634
00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:56,040
Speaker 1: It's like most new songs you hear on the radio.

635
00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:57,960
Speaker 1: Sometimes you need to hear them a few times to

636
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Speaker 1: understand is that my coffee? This is your Okay, thank you? Yeah,

637
00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:03,560
Speaker 1: you may need to hear it a few times. Okay,

638
00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:06,720
Speaker 1: I'm excited. When it's over. Am I able to ask questions?

639
00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:12,200
Speaker 1: Like on the history you won't need to okay, for itself.

640
00:34:12,280 --> 00:34:15,680
Speaker 1: All the answers are right there. Should I close my eyes? No? Okay,

641
00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:19,560
Speaker 1: I can't believe the avalanche of positive responses we're receiving

642
00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:23,000
Speaker 1: on the text from about that movie Dumplin Got It?

643
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Speaker 1: I saw it on Netflix. By the way, this is

644
00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:28,320
Speaker 1: not an ad. Netflix isn't paying a penny now they should.

645
00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:32,640
Speaker 1: I wish they would advertise with us, not that they

646
00:34:32,719 --> 00:34:34,440
Speaker 1: need it, because we give it to them for four day.

647
00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:37,640
Speaker 1: They don't need to. We actually went to Netflix. I

648
00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:39,840
Speaker 1: went to Netflix like four years ago. They laughed at you.

649
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:42,799
Speaker 1: They basically laughed at me, and they said, you guys

650
00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:46,160
Speaker 1: talk about us all the time. Stop that. Don't watch Netflix.

651
00:34:46,239 --> 00:34:49,759
Speaker 1: That sucks. We love the Champion. The great things they

652
00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:53,080
Speaker 1: do they do. I saw a teaser yesterday for a

653
00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:55,480
Speaker 1: new thing they're doing that the Fire Music Festival that

654
00:34:55,560 --> 00:34:57,719
Speaker 1: was supposed to go down in the Bahamas, like all

655
00:34:58,080 --> 00:35:01,080
Speaker 1: like crazy rich people and Instagram model and it all

656
00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:04,520
Speaker 1: went south. They're doing a documentary on that and we'll see. Yeah,

657
00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:06,440
Speaker 1: that whole thing just crapped the bed and people went

658
00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:08,719
Speaker 1: to jail. It was crazy. Yeah, it looks awesome, you know.

659
00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:13,480
Speaker 1: Huh uh, Well, what we could do is give equal

660
00:35:13,560 --> 00:35:17,920
Speaker 1: time to uh Amazons. What's it called prime? We'll give

661
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:21,439
Speaker 1: equal We'll time Prime. You got to find something there alike.

662
00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:25,520
Speaker 1: They do have some good ones on Amazon Prime. No,

663
00:35:25,800 --> 00:35:28,560
Speaker 1: I watched something. We watched Amazon Prime all weekend. Carlos,

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Speaker 1: Missus Mason and you got that going for you. I Okay,

665
00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:34,440
Speaker 1: there you go. They actually are there are they are

666
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Speaker 1: partners about And that's a good one. What Hulu exclusive?

667
00:35:39,719 --> 00:35:43,080
Speaker 1: There are Hulu exclude? All right? Anyway, so back to Dumplin.

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00:35:43,239 --> 00:35:46,359
Speaker 1: Great movie, all right, moving on. I've been watched Keeping

669
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Speaker 1: Up with the Code. I've never seen an episode of

670
00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:51,600
Speaker 1: that show. And I tell you, you know, when I

671
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:53,839
Speaker 1: watched this show, you know when you just don't want

672
00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:59,319
Speaker 1: to think it anymore. You need a break, You need

673
00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:01,080
Speaker 1: something that you don't have to think a lot. You

674
00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:03,200
Speaker 1: want a glass of wine. I do that or Big

675
00:36:03,239 --> 00:36:06,040
Speaker 1: Bang Theory, and I'm good to go. The reason can

676
00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:07,920
Speaker 1: I go back to Dumplin? You can get off the

677
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:12,719
Speaker 1: Kardashians for a minute. Dumplin is the opposite of Kardashians,

678
00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:16,239
Speaker 1: is it. It really is a fantastic movie to watch,

679
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:18,960
Speaker 1: especially if you were picked on in school or you

680
00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:21,239
Speaker 1: you you have empathy for people who are picked on

681
00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:24,279
Speaker 1: in school and in life. And there's no g at

682
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Speaker 1: the end of Dumplin. It's just within, just Dumpling. Okay,

683
00:36:28,080 --> 00:36:48,279
Speaker 1: are you ready? Ye? Yes? Christmas Times and it's fun

684
00:36:48,520 --> 00:37:03,000
Speaker 1: for the children, Cold the favorite time movie, Flexing Carols,

685
00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:13,759
Speaker 1: freewe Olden Times and a rhymes of loving dreams too

686
00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:33,440
Speaker 1: shit altogether Now ud you fight side and joyvil Man alright,

687
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Speaker 1: my solo shut up first time fabilies gra oh that

688
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Speaker 1: we could always see sub spirit through the it's officially much.

689
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Speaker 1: I was a bit pitchy, but you dog, it was awesome.

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00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:09,239
Speaker 1: Here hit that note. It's usually more pitchy. It's it's

691
00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:15,680
Speaker 1: pitchy by design. That could go Christmas time or Christmas

692
00:38:18,120 --> 00:38:20,880
Speaker 1: see difference. Let's go to the phone. Let's see what

693
00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:25,560
Speaker 1: the real people are thinking. Hello, Kelsey, Hi, good morning, Welcome,

694
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Speaker 1: it's now officially Christmas time. You didn't even warm up

695
00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:33,480
Speaker 1: your voice. I'm impress. Can't you tell? He just nailed it? Kelsey?

696
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Speaker 1: What are you thinking? Are you you feel a little

697
00:38:35,239 --> 00:38:37,960
Speaker 1: different than you did a minute ago? Oh my god,

698
00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:44,680
Speaker 1: my heart is three times bigger. You're hard spirit heart excellent. Well,

699
00:38:44,719 --> 00:38:49,680
Speaker 1: welcome to the season. It's like we fell into the season. Yeah, hello, Steve,

700
00:38:50,840 --> 00:38:53,080
Speaker 1: good morning. How are you guys? We're doing well. Now,

701
00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:56,120
Speaker 1: how are you feeling differently this moment and you were

702
00:38:56,200 --> 00:39:00,160
Speaker 1: feeling an hour ago? It is officially Christmas season that

703
00:39:00,239 --> 00:39:02,800
Speaker 1: the Elvis mo water of Christmas bongs has gone on

704
00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:09,880
Speaker 1: read yeah, season, that's right, big daddy. Now you know what,

705
00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:11,840
Speaker 1: Elvis No, would be great to finish that off with.

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00:39:12,080 --> 00:39:19,359
Speaker 1: What's that Uncle Johnny and Froggy's edition? Something weird? You guys,

707
00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:21,920
Speaker 1: just missed. What happened, Steve, One of the big balls

708
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:24,000
Speaker 1: just fell off the Christmas tree and rolled across the room.

709
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:27,160
Speaker 1: It's as if, Hey, that's a little personal. Someone's talking.

710
00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:30,680
Speaker 1: Someone's talking to us from the other side. So will

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00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:32,399
Speaker 1: all right, Steve, thank you very much. Let me see

712
00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:35,400
Speaker 1: what I can get on food. An instant request. How

713
00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:39,560
Speaker 1: about this one, Froggy, you're ready? Yes, hellow lady, I

714
00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:42,759
Speaker 1: hope you're ready for this, froggy. I'm all warmed up,

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Speaker 1: Elvis proud, I'm running. Here we go now. Makai is

716
00:39:49,719 --> 00:39:54,759
Speaker 1: the thing to say on a broad OHI and Christmas.

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00:39:57,239 --> 00:40:00,840
Speaker 1: That's the island greeting that tweet s and to you

718
00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:07,160
Speaker 1: from the land where palm trees sway? Are you crazy? Here?

719
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:11,480
Speaker 1: We know that Christmas will be green and bride the

720
00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:15,439
Speaker 1: sun to shine by day and all the stars at night.

721
00:40:16,440 --> 00:40:22,920
Speaker 1: Melancali Kui. Makay is Hawai's way to say Merry Christmas

722
00:40:23,239 --> 00:40:28,000
Speaker 1: to you. Merry Christmas. Oh you made guinea maca is

723
00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:35,200
Speaker 1: the thing to say a bride Hawaiian Christmas day. Oh yay,

724
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Speaker 1: Let's see island greeting that we sent to you from

725
00:40:40,080 --> 00:40:45,840
Speaker 1: the wind where we're all gay. Hey, here we know

726
00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:50,040
Speaker 1: that Christmas will be green and bright, so bright and

727
00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:54,360
Speaker 1: shine by Jane all the stars that night, finish me

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Speaker 1: all guiney Marca is Hawaii. Way to say a merry Christmas, Julia,

729
00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:05,960
Speaker 1: here's my favorite play great uncle Johnny. So do you Froggy?

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Speaker 1: I got a present for you. I wrapped up my wiener.

731
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Speaker 1: Oh well, Melanicky Marca to you too, Froggie, time to

732
00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:15,959
Speaker 1: unwrapp how long? Baby? Here we know that Christmas will

733
00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:20,360
Speaker 1: be green and Brian the san shine my day and

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Speaker 1: the stars that night, MELANCICKI ma gyas howas wor same

735
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:35,200
Speaker 1: Merry Christmas, A very merry Christmas, Julia. That was great,

736
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Speaker 1: how mister rand melocal licking mackay Christmas crazy? Yeah? Yeah,

737
00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:45,960
Speaker 1: I like Christmas around here? What else are you? God

738
00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:50,440
Speaker 1: Wilson The Christmas CD? Oh now, if you need the

739
00:41:50,560 --> 00:41:53,000
Speaker 1: perfect gift and someone in your life still has a

740
00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:56,439
Speaker 1: CD player, Okay, the other day someone sent me a CD.

741
00:41:56,560 --> 00:41:58,239
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't know what to do with this. Yeah,

742
00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:01,120
Speaker 1: let's want the CD. Let's night we wanted to watch

743
00:42:01,160 --> 00:42:03,400
Speaker 1: a movie, Alexa, don't we have any good DVDs? And

744
00:42:03,560 --> 00:42:06,279
Speaker 1: I said we don't. I don't have it when we

745
00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:11,000
Speaker 1: play at it. Wilson's Christmas playlist Elvis Duran in the

746
00:42:11,120 --> 00:42:15,799
Speaker 1: Morning Show proudly present a Christmas CD to end all

747
00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:20,240
Speaker 1: Christmas CDs. Wilson, the cleaning Guy, brings you the classics

748
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Speaker 1: as only he can. Just listen. Jingle Bell, jingle Bell,

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Speaker 1: jingle Bell rock Tingle Belachine, jingle Bellentine Dison and the

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00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:37,360
Speaker 1: pressing Jingleberla Square and the frost here. You'll shed it

751
00:42:37,560 --> 00:42:40,759
Speaker 1: here when you hear Wilson sing this rocking on this

752
00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:46,520
Speaker 1: Christmas tree. Let the Christmas Peter Green later one have

753
00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:52,839
Speaker 1: summer bunk and pine underwood done song Canlane, And if

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00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:56,720
Speaker 1: you act now you'll get this very special wilsonized version

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00:42:57,000 --> 00:43:00,440
Speaker 1: of the kids classic route off the red Nosed Reindeer

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00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:05,880
Speaker 1: for the rain Nose Reindeer. Husband, he chest nose and

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Speaker 1: he foos every song. Hey, you will ever say his clowe.

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Speaker 1: Oh they all the oh the raindeer. You see the

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00:43:16,440 --> 00:43:22,479
Speaker 1: line aunt Cone. They never let's put roof play any

760
00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:27,360
Speaker 1: rainde game. Even Frosty himself would say Wilson's version of

761
00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:32,920
Speaker 1: his song is simply magical. Frosted the snow Man, Why

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00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:37,719
Speaker 1: s suchly happy song? Why the core Copine it on

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Speaker 1: bottle loss and today is mad else coal frost in

764
00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:48,200
Speaker 1: the snow Man, he defied tell the say he was

765
00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:52,840
Speaker 1: made the snow by the children. No, Wilson the cleaning

766
00:43:52,920 --> 00:43:57,320
Speaker 1: Guy's timeless Christmas c D. No matter what holiday is yours,

767
00:43:57,719 --> 00:44:01,200
Speaker 1: it's time for us all to sell a bright Oh

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00:44:01,320 --> 00:44:05,760
Speaker 1: my god, Wilson is a very dear member of our family.

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00:44:05,800 --> 00:44:08,080
Speaker 1: We love blah blah. I get choked up and I'm

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00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:11,520
Speaker 1: thinking I love him and the ladies love him. Those

771
00:44:11,560 --> 00:44:13,880
Speaker 1: were three really good options of Christmas music, and now

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00:44:13,880 --> 00:44:17,160
Speaker 1: I'm torn about which I like the most. Well, think

773
00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:19,320
Speaker 1: about what song you want to hear. We'll do a

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00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:21,759
Speaker 1: Gandhi instant request, Daniel, you into that. Yeah, that's all right,

775
00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:26,880
Speaker 1: you think about it. Hold on, Stephanie, how are you, Stephanie? Hi? Yes, Hi,

776
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:29,080
Speaker 1: how are you there? You are? What's going on, Stephanie?

777
00:44:29,760 --> 00:44:31,640
Speaker 1: I just wanted to tell you that you made my

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00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:34,920
Speaker 1: day because I wait all year long to hear you

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00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:38,280
Speaker 1: saying Christmas time is here. Yeah, yeah, it is a classic.

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00:44:39,480 --> 00:44:42,479
Speaker 1: I wait all year. In the past few weeks, I said,

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00:44:42,560 --> 00:44:44,680
Speaker 1: when's the day going to be? And I'm so happy

782
00:44:44,719 --> 00:44:47,360
Speaker 1: it was today Gandhi's shaking her head. She doesn't understand

783
00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:52,320
Speaker 1: our traditions. Now, it is tradition, and it must be

784
00:44:52,480 --> 00:44:55,120
Speaker 1: done every single year, and I look forward to it. Okay,

785
00:44:55,160 --> 00:44:58,400
Speaker 1: so let's do our best, hey straight, Nate, Yes, set up,

786
00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:03,239
Speaker 1: keep falling asleep. We should try to play that. I

787
00:45:03,360 --> 00:45:06,200
Speaker 1: was seeing that every day every day until Christmas. Yes,

788
00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:09,440
Speaker 1: we should try. Agree all right, every day every day?

789
00:45:09,600 --> 00:45:12,520
Speaker 1: Thank you? List the listeners agrees, Nate. Why don't you,

790
00:45:12,640 --> 00:45:14,359
Speaker 1: for one to do do what the listener wants? Okay,

791
00:45:15,560 --> 00:45:19,120
Speaker 1: thank you, Stephanie, have a beautiful drive. Okay, thank you

792
00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:21,560
Speaker 1: all right, Gandhi, since you are our new sister this Christmas,

793
00:45:21,600 --> 00:45:23,439
Speaker 1: what do you want to hear? What's your instant request? Okay?

794
00:45:23,719 --> 00:45:26,480
Speaker 1: Um for the South Florida peeps, because I spent some

795
00:45:26,600 --> 00:45:31,200
Speaker 1: Christmas is down there. There's a song called oh yeah,

796
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:34,319
Speaker 1: but the most annoying, high pitched little child ever. You're

797
00:45:34,320 --> 00:45:38,400
Speaker 1: gonna this? Get's cute? Okay, This is for you, Gandhi,

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00:45:47,400 --> 00:46:00,759
Speaker 1: very festive. I got another one for you. This is

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00:46:00,880 --> 00:46:15,480
Speaker 1: Daniel's favorite Mama seat down. Don do you know Dominic,

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00:46:15,520 --> 00:46:20,480
Speaker 1: the Italian Christmas dom? Course, I do lots of sleigh

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00:46:20,520 --> 00:46:26,600
Speaker 1: bells on the show today. Hey, it's done with the

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00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:32,960
Speaker 1: donkey INGENI the Italian Christmas donkey. La la la la

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Speaker 1: la la la la la la la la la la

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00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:43,040
Speaker 1: la la la la da here you know the words.

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00:46:43,120 --> 00:46:47,480
Speaker 1: Santas got a little friend. His name is Dominic the cull.

806
00:46:47,640 --> 00:46:51,720
Speaker 1: This little donkey, you never see him kick. When Santa

807
00:46:51,880 --> 00:46:55,600
Speaker 1: visits his paisans with dom and they kill be because

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00:46:55,719 --> 00:46:59,279
Speaker 1: the rain bey can I climb the hills of it? Daniel, Hey,

809
00:46:59,520 --> 00:47:08,600
Speaker 1: ginger and Christmas Donkey, I got one for you. I

810
00:47:08,640 --> 00:47:10,399
Speaker 1: got on the one, just keep it closer to home.

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Speaker 1: One of our own ching and the ching, How yeah

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Speaker 1: it's Froggy, the big honky a chinga di ching me?

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00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:24,480
Speaker 1: How ye? The redden at Christmas Honky, Nascar car car, Nescar,

814
00:47:24,640 --> 00:47:29,239
Speaker 1: nescar car car Car, Nascar car car, nestcar car car

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Speaker 1: car car. Where's this going? I wonder? Santas got a

816
00:47:34,960 --> 00:47:38,520
Speaker 1: little friend. His full name is Froggy the que this

817
00:47:38,680 --> 00:47:42,720
Speaker 1: little honky, he has most of his teeth. One Santa

818
00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:46,720
Speaker 1: visits the Deep South, Froggy is by his side because

819
00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:50,799
Speaker 1: the reindeer cannot land on roofs up double wide ching

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Speaker 1: and the ching, How yeah, it's Froggy, the big honky

821
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Speaker 1: a chinga the ching, how ye how the red at

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00:47:57,600 --> 00:48:05,520
Speaker 1: Christmas Honky No Caroline, Nah, no Caroline. That's right, no, no,

823
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:13,520
Speaker 1: no change. Milk crates under his TV, a beer keg

824
00:48:13,680 --> 00:48:17,839
Speaker 1: by his bed, his mother is only forty his bathrooms

825
00:48:17,840 --> 00:48:21,200
Speaker 1: out in the shed, an orange vest for hunting, and

826
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Speaker 1: a coat from QBC. The logo on the outside is

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Speaker 1: Daler and Heart's number three ching and the ching. Ye yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's Froggy, the big honky chinga di ching, the red

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Speaker 1: neck Christmas Honky Nascar car Cars Cars Carr Car Nascar

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Speaker 1: That's no fun. No, see what happens in Garrett. Hi? Yeah, um,

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Speaker 1: I just finished outside. I don't know no one's home

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Speaker 1: this is Buddy over at the eye Yell, Vince. I'm

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Speaker 1: provided for us in exchange for five hundred dollars. Five

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Speaker 1: hundred dollars. I told those two to put those lights up,

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Speaker 1: So I don't know what you're talking about. The five

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Speaker 1: all right, I don't want what are you crazy? Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm a grange. I'm no bridge. I'm a great guy,

921
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922
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Speaker 1: all right? Now? You there? I am here, all right?

923
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Speaker 1: Can your brother's call with this too? Yeah? Oh yeah,

926
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Speaker 1: we're both in on it. Hello, what did you and Vince?

927
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928
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929
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Speaker 1: I'm doing it this afternoon. There's no lights on the house.

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Speaker 1: I didn't pay anyone to do it. Listen to me,

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942
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Speaker 1: We're laugh You're gonna get a nice Christmas bowed up

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1017
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1033
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Speaker 1: point six billion streams. That's a lot. Uh. Did you

1034
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Speaker 1: know Bohemian Rhapsody's been in the Hot one hundred three

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Speaker 1: separate times. It peaked at number nine when it was

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Speaker 1: released in nineteen seventy five when I was eleven. It

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Speaker 1: got all the way back to number two in nineteen

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Speaker 1: ninety two because of Wayne's World, and last month thanks

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Speaker 1: to the new movie. It re entered the Hot one

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Speaker 1: hundred at number thirty three. It was inducted into the

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Speaker 1: Grammy Hall of Fame in two thousand and four Bohemian

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Speaker 1: Rhapsody Again, it's the song that it's the reason I'm

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00:59:46,640 --> 00:59:49,000
Speaker 1: sitting here actually one of the reasons. Yeah, which is

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00:59:49,160 --> 00:59:52,240
Speaker 1: really cool because of music. Yea, wow, Yeah, that's cool.

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Speaker 1: And there you go. I met that song through Wayne's

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00:59:55,480 --> 00:59:57,840
Speaker 1: world myself. I'm sad to admit it, but that's how

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00:59:57,880 --> 01:00:00,120
Speaker 1: I knew about it. I might just play it. I know,

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01:00:00,200 --> 01:00:02,160
Speaker 1: we have stuff to do. We have to Danielle Report. Yeah,

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01:00:03,520 --> 01:00:04,720
Speaker 1: I think a lot of people could kind of like

1050
01:00:04,840 --> 01:00:09,960
Speaker 1: to hear it. Who are you calling? What are you calling? Well, no,

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01:00:10,040 --> 01:00:12,160
Speaker 1: you're calling whoever. It is no matter if they answer

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01:00:12,240 --> 01:00:15,960
Speaker 1: or not. We have a texture. But I would play

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01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:17,440
Speaker 1: that song. I love that. I know we have the

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Speaker 1: Danielle Report. And also we were going to talk about

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01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:24,320
Speaker 1: mean tweets. Oh, that'd be fun. You know, no one

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01:00:24,440 --> 01:00:28,400
Speaker 1: has No one has more fun reading bad tweets about

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01:00:28,440 --> 01:00:32,800
Speaker 1: themselves than Gone loves it. It just makes me giggleles

1058
01:00:32,880 --> 01:00:36,120
Speaker 1: because you know, it could always be worse. At the

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01:00:36,200 --> 01:00:37,800
Speaker 1: end of the day, we have these awesome jobs, and

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01:00:37,880 --> 01:00:39,640
Speaker 1: if the worst thing you have to do is read

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01:00:39,720 --> 01:00:42,520
Speaker 1: someone tell you you look fat or whatever, Okay, to

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01:00:42,640 --> 01:00:45,520
Speaker 1: be honest, at the end of the day, you know

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01:00:45,760 --> 01:00:48,160
Speaker 1: that they have more of a problem with themselves than

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01:00:48,240 --> 01:00:51,160
Speaker 1: with you, So you know it's that. And sometimes, Danielle,

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Speaker 1: I also just think people say stupid crap without thinking

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01:00:54,080 --> 01:00:56,240
Speaker 1: about it, don't right, I mean we get paid to

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01:00:56,280 --> 01:00:57,880
Speaker 1: do that, I mean do we do. What kind of

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01:00:57,920 --> 01:01:01,000
Speaker 1: a person do you have to be to to go

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01:01:01,200 --> 01:01:03,600
Speaker 1: out there and poke fun at other people or or

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01:01:03,840 --> 01:01:05,560
Speaker 1: you know, try to make a joke and make someone

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01:01:05,640 --> 01:01:08,280
Speaker 1: feel like crap a different reasons. Sometimes people do it

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01:01:08,320 --> 01:01:12,080
Speaker 1: to get attention. Sometimes, Um, I also think too. The

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01:01:12,200 --> 01:01:13,880
Speaker 1: thing that makes me laugh the most is I'll post

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Speaker 1: something that's nice, like, oh my gosh, I love it,

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01:01:15,800 --> 01:01:17,960
Speaker 1: this job is amazing, I like it here, and then

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01:01:18,080 --> 01:01:19,480
Speaker 1: those are the ones where people will be like, I'll

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01:01:19,520 --> 01:01:21,520
Speaker 1: really well die. I'm like, okay, so I was posting

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01:01:21,600 --> 01:01:25,360
Speaker 1: something more controversial, I would understand it more. But when

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01:01:25,360 --> 01:01:27,280
Speaker 1: they comment on something like that, it does just make

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01:01:27,320 --> 01:01:30,360
Speaker 1: me laugh because it's so crazy. And you know, I

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Speaker 1: tell you what, God, let's do mean tweets. But I'm

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01:01:33,040 --> 01:01:35,320
Speaker 1: going to counter it. With some great positive tweets for you.

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01:01:35,560 --> 01:01:37,360
Speaker 1: I don't want those, you don't want them. I just

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01:01:37,520 --> 01:01:43,720
Speaker 1: want the mean ones. You're so freaking weird, Danielle. Let's

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01:01:43,760 --> 01:01:46,040
Speaker 1: do let's do some headlines from you, Okay, and then

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01:01:46,080 --> 01:01:48,680
Speaker 1: I'm gonna play a little Bhemian and we'll get into

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01:01:48,680 --> 01:01:50,120
Speaker 1: mean tweets in a few minutes. But don't let me forget,

1088
01:01:50,160 --> 01:01:51,840
Speaker 1: because you know me, I'll totally forget about it. I'll

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Speaker 1: bring it up. This show has no structure, not at all.

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Speaker 1: All right, Danielle, what do you all right? So you

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01:01:56,120 --> 01:01:59,400
Speaker 1: know there's all kinds of polls about America's favorite Christmas movies.

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Speaker 1: So this new one is telling us that there's a

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01:02:01,600 --> 01:02:04,439
Speaker 1: tie between a Christmas Story and It's a Wonderful Life.

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Speaker 1: Both got nine percent of the vote and that's the tie. Well,

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01:02:08,240 --> 01:02:11,720
Speaker 1: it happened to like, ell, I know number one Christmas

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01:02:11,760 --> 01:02:16,120
Speaker 1: movie die Hard. Yes, not really Christmas. I love Actually

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01:02:16,360 --> 01:02:19,040
Speaker 1: Mariah Carries. I love that movie, Maria Carries. All I

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Speaker 1: Want for Christmas. As you made it to number seven

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Speaker 1: on the Billboard Hot one hundred this week. That is

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01:02:23,240 --> 01:02:26,560
Speaker 1: the highest chart position in its twenty four year history.

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01:02:27,000 --> 01:02:30,840
Speaker 1: So congratulations there, Tye Dollar Sign has been indicted for

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Speaker 1: coke possession just a little fyi. Yeah, he could get

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01:02:34,040 --> 01:02:37,560
Speaker 1: a lot of time. Chance the Rapper says he is

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01:02:37,600 --> 01:02:40,240
Speaker 1: going on sabbatical. He's going to read the Bible and

1105
01:02:40,320 --> 01:02:43,479
Speaker 1: the learn the Word of God. How cool. Yeah, nothing

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01:02:43,560 --> 01:02:46,600
Speaker 1: this guy does is disappointing. What a nice guy. Ellen

1107
01:02:46,640 --> 01:02:50,200
Speaker 1: Pompeo says that she hasn't talked to her former Grey's

1108
01:02:50,200 --> 01:02:55,320
Speaker 1: Anatomy co star Patrick Dempsey Tens twenty fifteen, but she says,

1109
01:02:55,440 --> 01:02:58,040
Speaker 1: there's no hard feelings. That's just where do you mean

1110
01:02:58,080 --> 01:02:59,360
Speaker 1: that you haven't talked to him in like, how many?

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01:02:59,400 --> 01:03:02,440
Speaker 1: Three years? Right? Four years? Whatever. There's a lot of

1112
01:03:02,640 --> 01:03:04,959
Speaker 1: rumor that he left the show because there was again

1113
01:03:05,040 --> 01:03:06,880
Speaker 1: that they didn't get that they didn't get along. Right.

1114
01:03:07,640 --> 01:03:09,560
Speaker 1: Let's see Ed Sheer in Shape of You first songs

1115
01:03:09,640 --> 01:03:13,800
Speaker 1: reached two billion streams on Spotify. Congratulations to him. Uh,

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01:03:13,960 --> 01:03:16,720
Speaker 1: Doc tonight, you've got the voice the eliminations. Of course,

1117
01:03:16,840 --> 01:03:21,680
Speaker 1: you have NCIS midseason finale and CIS New Orleans, Blackish,

1118
01:03:21,960 --> 01:03:25,360
Speaker 1: and you can always watch Netflix even though they don't

1119
01:03:25,360 --> 01:03:27,960
Speaker 1: pay us to say, Dumplin, that's the movie we're all

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01:03:27,960 --> 01:03:30,360
Speaker 1: talking about today. I cried. I cried four times during

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01:03:30,440 --> 01:03:33,040
Speaker 1: Dumplin last night. My sister texted me that you watched

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01:03:33,040 --> 01:03:56,480
Speaker 1: it last night as well. It's so fantastic, what a

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Speaker 1: beautiful work of art. Seriously Bohemian Rhapsody. Hey, let's take

1124
01:04:00,880 --> 01:04:02,760
Speaker 1: a break. You know. Paul mccurio's come in in a

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Speaker 1: little bit. He's so funny. I love how he does

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Speaker 1: what he does. We're going to talk to him about it.

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01:04:08,480 --> 01:04:11,040
Speaker 1: He'll be here in like thirty minutes and whatever whatever

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Speaker 1: we want to do, we'll do it where the people

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01:04:13,920 --> 01:04:18,000
Speaker 1: please and show that's good. Power of the people. People's show.

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01:04:18,880 --> 01:04:21,960
Speaker 1: That's us where the People's show. Nate, you should be

1131
01:04:22,000 --> 01:04:24,160
Speaker 1: proud of You're working for the people's shown to be

1132
01:04:24,280 --> 01:04:25,800
Speaker 1: one of the people. You're the one of the people.

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Speaker 1: The official Twitter account of the Morning Show. Search for

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01:04:30,440 --> 01:04:33,440
Speaker 1: Elvis Duran Show on Twitter and follow us now Elvis

1135
01:04:33,520 --> 01:04:36,320
Speaker 1: Duran in the Morning Show. We do more online during

1136
01:04:36,320 --> 01:04:39,560
Speaker 1: the holidays that could expose our personal information. Good thing.

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01:04:39,680 --> 01:04:43,720
Speaker 1: LifeLock with Norton provides protection for identities and devices. Join

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Speaker 1: at LifeLock dot com. Use promo code Elvis for an

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01:04:46,760 --> 01:04:49,920
Speaker 1: extra fifteen percent off your first year. That's Elvis for

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01:04:50,000 --> 01:05:09,960
Speaker 1: an extra fifteen percent off. Hello lady, Hello, Hello, Hello lady.

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Speaker 1: Is Elvis Durand in the Morning show? Yeah it is.

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01:05:20,360 --> 01:05:23,760
Speaker 1: Paul Mercurio is coming up. I like it when funny

1143
01:05:23,760 --> 01:05:27,600
Speaker 1: people come to say hi too. We need reasons to smile. Yes,

1144
01:05:27,840 --> 01:05:30,560
Speaker 1: he's really funny. I feel like I know him because

1145
01:05:30,600 --> 01:05:32,880
Speaker 1: he's just really You know what I love about Paul

1146
01:05:33,080 --> 01:05:35,280
Speaker 1: is when he goes on stage, he brings people up

1147
01:05:35,320 --> 01:05:37,400
Speaker 1: and like just regular people like you and me, and

1148
01:05:37,480 --> 01:05:40,800
Speaker 1: just has a conversation. Yeah, and he makes everyone look fun,

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01:05:41,640 --> 01:05:43,720
Speaker 1: but he doesn't make people feel bad about themselves or anything.

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01:05:43,720 --> 01:05:45,880
Speaker 1: I like him. It's good anyway. Whose idea was it

1151
01:05:45,920 --> 01:05:47,560
Speaker 1: to have him on? What was yours? Right? Condy? Yeah?

1152
01:05:47,720 --> 01:05:52,600
Speaker 1: I love him for Paul okay, and he was tweeting

1153
01:05:52,600 --> 01:05:55,480
Speaker 1: out at us. Speaking of tweets, we have mean tweets

1154
01:05:55,560 --> 01:05:58,680
Speaker 1: for Gandhi coming up. That's coming up. A second. No

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01:05:58,760 --> 01:06:00,600
Speaker 1: one handles mean tweets is well, it's gone. Do you

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01:06:00,640 --> 01:06:05,240
Speaker 1: actually you actually thrive the meaner people are to you,

1157
01:06:05,920 --> 01:06:08,520
Speaker 1: the happier it makes you. Yeah. You guys find that

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01:06:08,600 --> 01:06:12,160
Speaker 1: kind of bar that's very odd. It doesn't make me happy.

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01:06:12,360 --> 01:06:14,680
Speaker 1: I just try to find reasons to laugh at things

1160
01:06:14,800 --> 01:06:17,080
Speaker 1: because if you really let it hurt your feelings. I mean,

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01:06:17,160 --> 01:06:19,400
Speaker 1: you're gonna have your feelings hurt all day. Yeah, and

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01:06:19,520 --> 01:06:21,520
Speaker 1: there's no point in that. I don't know these people.

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01:06:21,600 --> 01:06:23,600
Speaker 1: They just want to come and be little hateful creatures.

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01:06:23,640 --> 01:06:26,880
Speaker 1: And I find something about that very hilarious. I just

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01:06:26,920 --> 01:06:31,160
Speaker 1: played Bohemian Rapsody a few moments ago. The the texts

1166
01:06:31,240 --> 01:06:34,800
Speaker 1: coming in are so interesting. People by the way, overwhelmingly

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01:06:34,920 --> 01:06:37,800
Speaker 1: thanking us for playing Bohemian Rhapsody. You know you can,

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01:06:38,200 --> 01:06:40,400
Speaker 1: you can stream it anytime you want it. But I

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01:06:40,440 --> 01:06:42,080
Speaker 1: guess I guess you know they're listening to us do

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01:06:42,200 --> 01:06:44,480
Speaker 1: our thing. And then we stopped down and show, you know,

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01:06:44,560 --> 01:06:46,840
Speaker 1: respect for this incredible song, and we feel like that's

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01:06:46,840 --> 01:06:49,439
Speaker 1: a love all, serve all song. It really is. Really Yeah,

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01:06:49,600 --> 01:06:52,320
Speaker 1: I mean just made my day here in Naples, Florida,

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01:06:52,400 --> 01:06:55,400
Speaker 1: love the song. Was listening to a Bohemian Rhapsody. Thank you.

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01:06:55,640 --> 01:06:57,800
Speaker 1: Now I'm going to tackle my day with special needs kids.

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01:06:59,080 --> 01:07:00,960
Speaker 1: Thank you for playing me and Rhapsody's gonna be a

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01:07:00,960 --> 01:07:02,960
Speaker 1: wonderful day. Thank you in an awesome way to start

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01:07:02,960 --> 01:07:05,960
Speaker 1: in my day. I almost crashed. I was rocking out

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01:07:06,040 --> 01:07:09,520
Speaker 1: so hard to Bohemian Rhapsody. Would have totally been worth it.

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01:07:10,560 --> 01:07:13,160
Speaker 1: Look at that, isn't that funny house? That's at the

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01:07:13,240 --> 01:07:14,760
Speaker 1: end of the day. It's a song, you know, I

1182
01:07:14,840 --> 01:07:17,520
Speaker 1: mean a very fantastic song. It's really funny what music

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01:07:17,560 --> 01:07:20,520
Speaker 1: can do to people or four people. Also, someone sent

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01:07:20,640 --> 01:07:24,080
Speaker 1: a text, what's the story behind straight Nate being a murderer?

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01:07:24,880 --> 01:07:26,480
Speaker 1: I mean listening a long time, but I think it

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01:07:26,600 --> 01:07:30,680
Speaker 1: was before I listened started listening, he murdered someone. I'm

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01:07:30,720 --> 01:07:34,120
Speaker 1: not a murderer, but we explained this to Gandhi. What

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01:07:34,240 --> 01:07:36,400
Speaker 1: a week ago, I went on a date with a

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Speaker 1: girl and at the end of the date I gave

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Speaker 1: her my jacket because it was cold while we were

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01:07:40,760 --> 01:07:43,000
Speaker 1: waiting for a cab. And then I never saw her

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01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:45,720
Speaker 1: again or my jacket. So we talked about this in

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01:07:45,760 --> 01:07:47,760
Speaker 1: the show, and everybody's like, oh that girl that you know,

1194
01:07:47,880 --> 01:07:50,560
Speaker 1: she stole your jacket, you know, screw her. And then

1195
01:07:50,640 --> 01:07:54,080
Speaker 1: somebody sent a text during that commercial break and said, well,

1196
01:07:54,200 --> 01:07:57,520
Speaker 1: maybe Nate made up the story because he actually murdered her. Well,

1197
01:07:57,560 --> 01:07:59,400
Speaker 1: then the further we went, I mean you and then

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01:07:59,440 --> 01:08:03,920
Speaker 1: you guys were uncovering quote unquote evidence very shift I

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Speaker 1: would not have we heard from the girl since no,

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Speaker 1: that's her problem. She stole my jacket. Her head is

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01:08:12,520 --> 01:08:15,360
Speaker 1: in your freezer. Right, we got to move forward. We

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01:08:15,400 --> 01:08:17,719
Speaker 1: have sound with Garrett on the way. Let's go around

1203
01:08:17,840 --> 01:08:20,599
Speaker 1: the room and let's start with producer Sam. Producer Sam,

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01:08:20,680 --> 01:08:23,479
Speaker 1: what's on your mind today? So I went out with

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01:08:23,680 --> 01:08:26,280
Speaker 1: my parents over the weekend and there was an item

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01:08:26,320 --> 01:08:29,320
Speaker 1: on the menu and I'm imploring all restaurant owners or

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Speaker 1: menu makers to do this. We went to the Odeon

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01:08:33,000 --> 01:08:35,760
Speaker 1: and there was one item. It was purple sticky rice.

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01:08:35,920 --> 01:08:38,040
Speaker 1: Yeah with the eggs, you're so good, first of all.

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01:08:38,120 --> 01:08:40,960
Speaker 1: Second of all, it said one dollar for every bowl

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01:08:41,040 --> 01:08:43,680
Speaker 1: purchased will go to feeding people in need. And I

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01:08:43,720 --> 01:08:45,560
Speaker 1: didn't look at anything else on the menu. I was

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Speaker 1: just like, done, I'll have that. And it was just

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Speaker 1: such a wonderful thing that not enough restaurants do. So

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Speaker 1: even if you have to raise the price of an

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Speaker 1: item you have by one dollar to have that on

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Speaker 1: your menu. I think it's so wonderful that the Odeon

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Speaker 1: did that to donate the people who could really use it.

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Speaker 1: So I love the Odeon. In a city of five

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Speaker 1: hundred million restaurants, I go to two of them. Yeahdeon

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Speaker 1: is one of them, and I happen to love that

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Speaker 1: purple sticky rise. So good, such a great cause. Please,

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01:09:09,800 --> 01:09:11,839
Speaker 1: if you have the power, do this at your restaurant.

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Speaker 1: I love that, and make it a vegetarian dish, because

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Speaker 1: vegetarians love to give money, vegans in particular. Exactly. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: what's up, Scar? I learned a hard lesson yesterday Elvison,

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Speaker 1: that is to not buy gift cards from shady businesses.

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01:09:26,040 --> 01:09:29,280
Speaker 1: There's this car wash that was offering by ten free wash,

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01:09:29,680 --> 01:09:32,280
Speaker 1: ten washes, get the floven one free. So I said, sure,

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Speaker 1: I'll buy a prepaid gift card. So when I went

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01:09:34,840 --> 01:09:38,280
Speaker 1: to the Hudson Hand car Wash yesterday, oh my god,

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01:09:38,280 --> 01:09:41,120
Speaker 1: I gotta get my car washed. The place was reduced

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Speaker 1: to rubble. There was nothing. Oh my god, how much

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01:09:45,360 --> 01:09:48,040
Speaker 1: money did you? Just one hundred dollars? But wait a minute,

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01:09:48,080 --> 01:09:50,000
Speaker 1: how long ago did you buy those? Like a year

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Speaker 1: and a half, two years ago. I only got through

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01:09:52,400 --> 01:09:54,880
Speaker 1: five washes, and I'm like, so there's like fifty dollars

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01:09:54,960 --> 01:09:57,639
Speaker 1: on this card. And Hudson Hand Car Wash went out

1239
01:09:57,680 --> 01:10:01,080
Speaker 1: of business and they destroyed the building. I called the

1240
01:10:01,200 --> 01:10:06,360
Speaker 1: number the number you have reached at this time? Oh

1241
01:10:06,439 --> 01:10:08,360
Speaker 1: sorry about that. I guess you missed down on the

1242
01:10:08,360 --> 01:10:13,240
Speaker 1: class action suit. No, you're not gonna get you kiss

1243
01:10:13,280 --> 01:10:15,640
Speaker 1: it goodbye. Just let's just cut the card and send it.

1244
01:10:15,720 --> 01:10:18,679
Speaker 1: Send it away, Hudson hand car wash, Rest in peace,

1245
01:10:18,840 --> 01:10:22,200
Speaker 1: Rip Gandhi. What's up with you today? Okay, so we

1246
01:10:22,320 --> 01:10:25,040
Speaker 1: are going shopping later today. You Elvis are nice enough

1247
01:10:25,080 --> 01:10:26,719
Speaker 1: to buy all of us a nice pair of shoes.

1248
01:10:27,000 --> 01:10:28,680
Speaker 1: So I was sort of looking online because I get

1249
01:10:28,720 --> 01:10:30,960
Speaker 1: overwhelmed when I just walk into a store. And I

1250
01:10:31,080 --> 01:10:33,280
Speaker 1: realized that no matter how much money I ever make,

1251
01:10:33,280 --> 01:10:36,280
Speaker 1: I will always have like broke bitche tendencies because everything

1252
01:10:36,320 --> 01:10:38,400
Speaker 1: I look at is really inexpensive on the site, and

1253
01:10:38,400 --> 01:10:39,840
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, I love those. Those are going to

1254
01:10:39,880 --> 01:10:41,200
Speaker 1: be the ones and I can buy it for myself,

1255
01:10:41,439 --> 01:10:44,360
Speaker 1: like forty dollars. Yeah, okay, I don't know what to

1256
01:10:44,439 --> 01:10:46,800
Speaker 1: do with myself. I don't have nice taste. It's gonna

1257
01:10:46,800 --> 01:10:50,160
Speaker 1: stress me out. Okay. The amount something cost has nothing

1258
01:10:50,240 --> 01:10:52,320
Speaker 1: to do with having good events. Now, Look, it's scary.

1259
01:10:53,680 --> 01:10:56,640
Speaker 1: I don't know how to take that kidding. I love you.

1260
01:10:56,840 --> 01:10:58,759
Speaker 1: I know a lot of people who are multi billionaires

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01:10:58,800 --> 01:11:00,479
Speaker 1: who have no taste. I don't know people who are

1262
01:11:00,479 --> 01:11:02,800
Speaker 1: out there to scratching to make a living, check to check,

1263
01:11:02,880 --> 01:11:05,280
Speaker 1: and they have fantastic taste. That's how I feel. And

1264
01:11:05,360 --> 01:11:07,160
Speaker 1: you can buy a pair of shoes for twenty bucks

1265
01:11:07,200 --> 01:11:09,000
Speaker 1: at the pay lasting by a shoe a pair of

1266
01:11:09,000 --> 01:11:11,280
Speaker 1: shoes for two thousand bucks at the sacks, and you

1267
01:11:11,360 --> 01:11:13,920
Speaker 1: know you can still receive just as much joy out

1268
01:11:13,960 --> 01:11:16,320
Speaker 1: of either part. I love the past. Look at the

1269
01:11:16,360 --> 01:11:18,920
Speaker 1: Olds and Twins. They have millions and they dressed like

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01:11:19,040 --> 01:11:22,479
Speaker 1: they have no money whatsoever. I like them, but when

1271
01:11:22,520 --> 01:11:24,960
Speaker 1: you dive out of what they're wearing, it costs like

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01:11:25,040 --> 01:11:28,200
Speaker 1: a billion dollars because more than like wardrobe. Yeah, you

1273
01:11:28,240 --> 01:11:31,000
Speaker 1: can't put a price tag on what your taste is

1274
01:11:31,040 --> 01:11:33,320
Speaker 1: keeping on. We all have different tastes. Hey, Danielle, what's up?

1275
01:11:33,439 --> 01:11:35,599
Speaker 1: So today's one of those days where I know everybody

1276
01:11:35,680 --> 01:11:39,880
Speaker 1: can totally feel me. I woke up the alarm would

1277
01:11:39,920 --> 01:11:42,640
Speaker 1: the alarm who gets to feel her first? Me? The

1278
01:11:42,760 --> 01:11:45,799
Speaker 1: alarm went off, and I just kept a hitting snooze

1279
01:11:45,880 --> 01:11:48,360
Speaker 1: and I didn't realize it, And the next thing I knew,

1280
01:11:48,360 --> 01:11:50,439
Speaker 1: I jumped out of bed. I didn't have enough time

1281
01:11:50,439 --> 01:11:52,400
Speaker 1: to do anything, and I feel like I am catching

1282
01:11:52,520 --> 01:11:56,040
Speaker 1: up the entire day, like I'm always one step behind

1283
01:11:56,120 --> 01:11:58,479
Speaker 1: of myself, you know, and I'm like, I need to

1284
01:11:58,520 --> 01:11:59,920
Speaker 1: catch up. I need to have stuff to do. I

1285
01:12:00,040 --> 01:12:02,559
Speaker 1: didn't do it. Blah blah blah. It's just that weirdest feeling.

1286
01:12:02,640 --> 01:12:04,280
Speaker 1: Tell you what, you'll play catch up. We're gonna go

1287
01:12:04,320 --> 01:12:05,760
Speaker 1: shoe shopping and then we're gonna have a glass of

1288
01:12:05,800 --> 01:12:08,760
Speaker 1: wine and that's when you'll catch up. Okay, that's way behind.

1289
01:12:12,000 --> 01:12:19,679
Speaker 1: It's now time for evil tweets directed at Gandhi twee tweeting.

1290
01:12:22,880 --> 01:12:28,760
Speaker 1: Twee tweet who wrote these words? Tweet? I wrote the

1291
01:12:28,840 --> 01:12:34,040
Speaker 1: lyrics to the song. All right, Okay, So the other

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01:12:34,200 --> 01:12:37,439
Speaker 1: night Gandhi was at jingle Ball. She wore this beautiful

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01:12:37,520 --> 01:12:41,160
Speaker 1: dress the zipper on the back split, and then, in

1294
01:12:41,320 --> 01:12:44,360
Speaker 1: total Gandhi fashion, rather than trying to hide it, she

1295
01:12:44,560 --> 01:12:46,800
Speaker 1: took a picture and threw it out on social media

1296
01:12:46,880 --> 01:12:49,519
Speaker 1: from the world to see. Now, what was your motivation

1297
01:12:49,600 --> 01:12:51,960
Speaker 1: to share that with the world, Because when I was

1298
01:12:52,040 --> 01:12:54,520
Speaker 1: talking to a lot of the women who are backstage,

1299
01:12:54,520 --> 01:12:57,439
Speaker 1: they're like, oh, girl, that has happened to me. It's

1300
01:12:57,479 --> 01:12:59,320
Speaker 1: the worst thing in the world. And I just kind

1301
01:12:59,320 --> 01:13:01,200
Speaker 1: of wanted everyone to realize, like, this does happen to

1302
01:13:01,200 --> 01:13:03,519
Speaker 1: everybody don't feel bad about it doesn't mean anything, all right.

1303
01:13:04,240 --> 01:13:06,840
Speaker 1: So Gandhi put through the split dress up and she

1304
01:13:06,920 --> 01:13:09,840
Speaker 1: said baby hot sauce yea, which is her much like myself.

1305
01:13:10,000 --> 01:13:12,200
Speaker 1: This jumper was hanging on by a thread last night.

1306
01:13:12,760 --> 01:13:15,559
Speaker 1: Hashtag I tried to make it happen hashtag the jumpsuit,

1307
01:13:15,640 --> 01:13:20,839
Speaker 1: fought bag hashtag, committed to bulking season hashtag rip suit hashtag,

1308
01:13:21,000 --> 01:13:24,200
Speaker 1: thank Gosh for coats, hashtag but it was hot af

1309
01:13:25,520 --> 01:13:27,680
Speaker 1: it goes on and on hashtag my spanks and never

1310
01:13:27,720 --> 01:13:29,920
Speaker 1: want to let this happen true all right? So what

1311
01:13:30,080 --> 01:13:32,000
Speaker 1: are some of the tweets you received, just trying to

1312
01:13:32,080 --> 01:13:33,920
Speaker 1: share and be relatable And this is what they said

1313
01:13:33,920 --> 01:13:36,719
Speaker 1: to you on Twitter. Um so the first one says

1314
01:13:37,120 --> 01:13:41,080
Speaker 1: that Gandhi chick looks like the guy from the Chainsaw massacre. Okay,

1315
01:13:41,439 --> 01:13:43,439
Speaker 1: what I don't know. I don't fall A lot of

1316
01:13:43,520 --> 01:13:44,960
Speaker 1: times I want to write like follow up, Hey, what

1317
01:13:45,120 --> 01:13:47,000
Speaker 1: can you explain this one? Please? But you just let

1318
01:13:47,080 --> 01:13:49,960
Speaker 1: it go. M The next one, and this always makes

1319
01:13:50,000 --> 01:13:51,760
Speaker 1: me laugh because it wasn't even a shot from the front.

1320
01:13:51,800 --> 01:13:54,720
Speaker 1: It was from behind seeing the zipper. The question was

1321
01:13:54,880 --> 01:13:58,360
Speaker 1: does Gandhi have graves disease. Somebody answered, no, she already

1322
01:13:58,400 --> 01:14:04,960
Speaker 1: talked about this. She's just ugly. Okay, that's funny. You

1323
01:14:05,000 --> 01:14:08,160
Speaker 1: know you would laugh at that if you saw. I know,

1324
01:14:08,800 --> 01:14:11,479
Speaker 1: all right, okay, what people so far? I'm having a

1325
01:14:11,520 --> 01:14:14,040
Speaker 1: lot of fun. Yeah, this is great. She reminds me

1326
01:14:14,120 --> 01:14:17,000
Speaker 1: of Fiona from Shrek. Fiona is the little Lady Shrek.

1327
01:14:17,080 --> 01:14:19,320
Speaker 1: By the way, if you didn't know a little lady Shrek,

1328
01:14:19,439 --> 01:14:21,800
Speaker 1: couldn't could have said you remind them of Shrek? Could

1329
01:14:21,880 --> 01:14:25,160
Speaker 1: have at least they got that part right. Um Number four,

1330
01:14:25,280 --> 01:14:27,240
Speaker 1: all I think when I see this girl is dot

1331
01:14:27,280 --> 01:14:31,320
Speaker 1: dot dot You all right? Number five? You are too

1332
01:14:31,439 --> 01:14:33,959
Speaker 1: short to be wearing a duster. It is not flattering

1333
01:14:34,120 --> 01:14:39,400
Speaker 1: at all. Police, I really enjoy this one who dressed

1334
01:14:39,400 --> 01:14:49,000
Speaker 1: Gandhi a blind slut? That great? You have to all right?

1335
01:14:49,439 --> 01:14:51,880
Speaker 1: Number seven, why would you post this? It's not funny

1336
01:14:51,920 --> 01:14:54,360
Speaker 1: when your clothes don't fit. It's sad. Try the gym.

1337
01:14:54,880 --> 01:14:57,600
Speaker 1: Oh no, I'm taking off my earrings. That's that's my

1338
01:15:00,560 --> 01:15:03,519
Speaker 1: are these people? And number eight, which also makes me

1339
01:15:03,640 --> 01:15:06,559
Speaker 1: really laugh GANI wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't

1340
01:15:06,640 --> 01:15:13,400
Speaker 1: for her face and her thoughts. Okay, I see there's

1341
01:15:13,439 --> 01:15:19,200
Speaker 1: actually positive. Let me read some more in my head. No? No, okay,

1342
01:15:19,280 --> 01:15:21,000
Speaker 1: well here are some other ones that you're not reading.

1343
01:15:21,720 --> 01:15:23,760
Speaker 1: Could you be any more relatable and down to earth

1344
01:15:23,880 --> 01:15:26,599
Speaker 1: in this tweet? See they love you, baby, hot sauce.

1345
01:15:26,720 --> 01:15:28,639
Speaker 1: This is so real. I salute you for a girl.

1346
01:15:29,080 --> 01:15:31,559
Speaker 1: This is amazing. I love you. I love how real

1347
01:15:31,680 --> 01:15:33,880
Speaker 1: you are. This is amazing not only because you pulled

1348
01:15:33,920 --> 01:15:35,840
Speaker 1: it off flawlessly, but you show all of us women

1349
01:15:36,080 --> 01:15:38,360
Speaker 1: who've had this happen it's okay just to laugh it off.

1350
01:15:38,680 --> 01:15:41,280
Speaker 1: Love you and everything you represent. Do you hate this? No?

1351
01:15:41,439 --> 01:15:45,120
Speaker 1: These aren't as funny. I'd totally be friends with you.

1352
01:15:45,640 --> 01:15:48,360
Speaker 1: I love this this uh, this post. The fact that

1353
01:15:48,439 --> 01:15:50,640
Speaker 1: you publicly shared what we women go through on a

1354
01:15:50,720 --> 01:15:55,240
Speaker 1: daily basis to look flawless is awesome. Cheers girl, welcome

1355
01:15:55,280 --> 01:15:58,599
Speaker 1: to New York. Sorry. I love looking at real pictures.

1356
01:15:58,680 --> 01:16:01,080
Speaker 1: Not everything's perfect all the time. Like some folks on

1357
01:16:01,160 --> 01:16:04,400
Speaker 1: Instagram want us to think, seriously they love No, I

1358
01:16:04,520 --> 01:16:07,000
Speaker 1: love them back, and I don't want anyone to think

1359
01:16:07,040 --> 01:16:08,679
Speaker 1: that this is like a woe is me? I'm so sad.

1360
01:16:08,920 --> 01:16:11,040
Speaker 1: I do find it funny. I think there's much more

1361
01:16:11,240 --> 01:16:14,400
Speaker 1: nice stuff coming our way than mean stuff. But every

1362
01:16:14,439 --> 01:16:15,800
Speaker 1: now and then you just have to laugh at the

1363
01:16:15,840 --> 01:16:18,040
Speaker 1: person who tells you you're ugly for no reason. There

1364
01:16:18,120 --> 01:16:20,320
Speaker 1: you go. I like this girl except for her face

1365
01:16:20,560 --> 01:16:26,559
Speaker 1: and her thoughts. I can't even all right, we'll keep

1366
01:16:26,560 --> 01:16:29,080
Speaker 1: those negative tweets a coming. No, but you know what

1367
01:16:29,200 --> 01:16:31,000
Speaker 1: my husband said the same thing about you. He said,

1368
01:16:31,000 --> 01:16:32,559
Speaker 1: you know, not for anything he goes, but the fact

1369
01:16:32,600 --> 01:16:34,679
Speaker 1: that she put that out there, and so many people

1370
01:16:34,760 --> 01:16:38,280
Speaker 1: go through this and have these wardrobe malfunctions. People aren't perfect,

1371
01:16:38,439 --> 01:16:40,240
Speaker 1: and the fact that you will put that out there

1372
01:16:40,360 --> 01:16:42,880
Speaker 1: is awesome. Well, thanks you to your husband. Thank you. Yeah,

1373
01:16:42,960 --> 01:16:45,479
Speaker 1: I really like him. Here's the question. If we look

1374
01:16:45,479 --> 01:16:48,080
Speaker 1: at a post that you post like that, Gandhi, we

1375
01:16:48,200 --> 01:16:50,599
Speaker 1: get to see the real you are. These mean people

1376
01:16:50,680 --> 01:16:53,360
Speaker 1: saying these mean things. Is that the real them? Oh,

1377
01:16:54,680 --> 01:16:57,200
Speaker 1: is that it's not good to be ugly inside. You

1378
01:16:57,240 --> 01:16:59,200
Speaker 1: can never fix that. I can fix ugly on the

1379
01:16:59,240 --> 01:17:02,080
Speaker 1: outside inside. I need to believe that some of these

1380
01:17:02,120 --> 01:17:05,599
Speaker 1: people are just stupid, all right, yes, Gary? Well yeah, Well,

1381
01:17:05,600 --> 01:17:07,880
Speaker 1: I was wondering what goes to a person's mind. Is

1382
01:17:07,880 --> 01:17:10,160
Speaker 1: it a person just having a really bad day and

1383
01:17:10,280 --> 01:17:12,840
Speaker 1: they need to vent and that's their way of venting

1384
01:17:12,880 --> 01:17:16,800
Speaker 1: because this is the most I think it's the stuff

1385
01:17:16,800 --> 01:17:19,840
Speaker 1: that it's bullying. Anytime anyone bullies anyone, there's a reason

1386
01:17:19,920 --> 01:17:22,960
Speaker 1: behind it, and that's the reason. Yeah, they're not happy

1387
01:17:23,040 --> 01:17:24,960
Speaker 1: with themselves. That's what I tell my kids. I tell

1388
01:17:25,000 --> 01:17:28,600
Speaker 1: my kids. Listen. I know it's hard to understand and

1389
01:17:28,800 --> 01:17:31,040
Speaker 1: feel bad for people like that, but you know you

1390
01:17:31,160 --> 01:17:37,280
Speaker 1: try to well screw them. Yeah, into sound Garrett, All right,

1391
01:17:37,280 --> 01:17:39,280
Speaker 1: what are you have going on? Pentatonics had a big

1392
01:17:39,320 --> 01:17:41,960
Speaker 1: special on NBC last night. They teamed up with Kelly

1393
01:17:42,000 --> 01:17:45,320
Speaker 1: Clarkson many other artists. They also sang with Backstreet Boys.

1394
01:17:45,400 --> 01:17:51,600
Speaker 1: So this is them doing Walking into Winter on glennand

1395
01:17:56,640 --> 01:18:05,400
Speaker 1: beautiful Walking all right. Now, you might know the Wolderness family.

1396
01:18:05,479 --> 01:18:09,120
Speaker 1: They're all over social media, Facebook, YouTube. They make parody

1397
01:18:09,160 --> 01:18:11,680
Speaker 1: songs about their life, and everybody's talking about baby. It's

1398
01:18:11,720 --> 01:18:14,760
Speaker 1: called outside right now, so they made baby just go

1399
01:18:15,160 --> 01:18:19,080
Speaker 1: oh good, this works, this is for today. Yes, I

1400
01:18:19,240 --> 01:18:22,800
Speaker 1: really can't stay. Okay, you're free to go. I've got

1401
01:18:22,880 --> 01:18:29,960
Speaker 1: to go. Well good no means no super appropriate, but

1402
01:18:30,520 --> 01:18:38,719
Speaker 1: I do understand consent. Definitely text her right now, here's

1403
01:18:38,760 --> 01:18:43,040
Speaker 1: the code in there is the door. I'm gonna stand

1404
01:18:43,120 --> 01:18:45,840
Speaker 1: over here just to have the drink. You are in

1405
01:18:46,000 --> 01:18:50,559
Speaker 1: control of this thing. Invite them over if you lie, Hey,

1406
01:18:50,680 --> 01:18:58,560
Speaker 1: what's in this drink? Um? Nothing but spride. I do

1407
01:18:58,840 --> 01:19:05,800
Speaker 1: know how to spell harassment. It's got thirty million views

1408
01:19:05,840 --> 01:19:12,439
Speaker 1: in a day. Lost their minds. Let's go over to Ireland.

1409
01:19:12,520 --> 01:19:14,720
Speaker 1: So a radio show was talking about breggsit. They asked

1410
01:19:14,720 --> 01:19:17,280
Speaker 1: people to call in. And the problem with talk radio

1411
01:19:17,400 --> 01:19:19,760
Speaker 1: sometimes is you stay on hold for a very long time.

1412
01:19:20,120 --> 01:19:22,439
Speaker 1: Sorry about that, thirty forty minutes. So this guy was

1413
01:19:22,479 --> 01:19:24,920
Speaker 1: on hold so long he fell asleep, and then they

1414
01:19:24,960 --> 01:19:27,720
Speaker 1: went to him on air. Joey and Bournemouth has been

1415
01:19:27,800 --> 01:19:31,960
Speaker 1: waiting for thirty five minutes, and you're gonna blame it

1416
01:19:32,040 --> 01:19:34,920
Speaker 1: with me now you No, we believe he's fallen asleep

1417
01:19:34,960 --> 01:19:38,320
Speaker 1: because we think we can hear him snoring. All right,

1418
01:19:38,760 --> 01:19:44,479
Speaker 1: so let's just pump this up and see we've put

1419
01:19:44,600 --> 01:19:57,800
Speaker 1: them on the sleep. Hello, Joey, sounds like Danielle, all right.

1420
01:19:59,240 --> 01:20:03,120
Speaker 1: Then they started interviewing him as he was snoring. Deadpool

1421
01:20:03,160 --> 01:20:05,400
Speaker 1: Once upon a Deadpoole comes out tomorrow. A lot of

1422
01:20:05,439 --> 01:20:08,080
Speaker 1: promotion going on behind it, and of course Ryan Reynolds

1423
01:20:08,240 --> 01:20:13,439
Speaker 1: from Canada defending his beloved Nickelback, also from Canada. Defending

1424
01:20:13,560 --> 01:20:17,920
Speaker 1: Nickelback fifty million albums worldwide, eleventh best selling musical act

1425
01:20:18,000 --> 01:20:20,200
Speaker 1: of all time. Billboards was a successful rock group with

1426
01:20:20,200 --> 01:20:23,120
Speaker 1: the last decade six Grammy nominations, twelve Juno Awards. Those

1427
01:20:23,200 --> 01:20:26,439
Speaker 1: count six Billboard Music Awards, two American Music Awards, one

1428
01:20:26,479 --> 01:20:30,400
Speaker 1: People's Choice Award Canadian and A Partridge in a Pear Tree.

1429
01:20:31,040 --> 01:20:33,680
Speaker 1: There you go. Sorry, I thought I was just having fun.

1430
01:20:33,680 --> 01:20:36,800
Speaker 1: I didn't realize it was you gotta say you were

1431
01:20:36,880 --> 01:20:38,960
Speaker 1: nicer as a kid. He was talking to Fred Savage.

1432
01:20:39,280 --> 01:20:42,800
Speaker 1: Fred Savage there from the Wonder Years. So Katy Perry

1433
01:20:42,840 --> 01:20:46,040
Speaker 1: has new music coming out via Final Fantasy the game.

1434
01:20:46,080 --> 01:20:49,040
Speaker 1: It will come out tomorrow. So this is Immortal Flame.

1435
01:20:49,320 --> 01:20:51,519
Speaker 1: So she's releasing a song in a video game. In

1436
01:20:51,560 --> 01:21:02,040
Speaker 1: a video game. Cool, Oh my kay, new way to

1437
01:21:02,520 --> 01:21:04,640
Speaker 1: release music via video game. Why not a lot of

1438
01:21:04,680 --> 01:21:08,920
Speaker 1: people playing? Very cool? I love hearing that Fallon last night,

1439
01:21:08,960 --> 01:21:10,840
Speaker 1: he had all the voice coaches on and they did

1440
01:21:10,880 --> 01:21:13,600
Speaker 1: an acapella version of all their famous songs. So you

1441
01:21:13,680 --> 01:21:16,920
Speaker 1: hear from Adam Levine, Blake Shelton, Jennifer Hudson, Kelly Clarkson

1442
01:21:17,080 --> 01:21:33,200
Speaker 1: along with the Roots with smile shows another reason I

1443
01:21:33,280 --> 01:21:36,360
Speaker 1: love watching Fallon. Yeah, he really does a great job

1444
01:21:38,040 --> 01:21:40,519
Speaker 1: story music into the show. All right, So let's keep

1445
01:21:40,560 --> 01:21:42,760
Speaker 1: with the music trend really quick. I love to play

1446
01:21:42,840 --> 01:21:45,640
Speaker 1: isolated vocals of artists just in the studio and you

1447
01:21:45,760 --> 01:21:49,559
Speaker 1: hear their voice and the rawness, the natural part of it. Elvis,

1448
01:21:49,640 --> 01:21:52,800
Speaker 1: Let's play your isolated vocals from the song you sang

1449
01:21:52,840 --> 01:21:56,240
Speaker 1: earlier today, Christmas Time. Oh yeah, yeah, this is me

1450
01:21:56,400 --> 01:22:00,240
Speaker 1: just raw without the help of an orchestra and real.

1451
01:22:00,360 --> 01:22:06,680
Speaker 1: Here we go, Christmas Time. I can't hear me. You

1452
01:22:06,800 --> 01:22:09,560
Speaker 1: gotta let me hear me. That's on the record is

1453
01:22:10,840 --> 01:22:23,799
Speaker 1: Christmas tun Happy, nuts and cheese, fun for the children, cold,

1454
01:22:24,439 --> 01:22:30,040
Speaker 1: the favorite time of Let me remind you I don't

1455
01:22:30,160 --> 01:22:34,360
Speaker 1: cheat and use auto tune. Now, Elvis, everybody's laughing in

1456
01:22:34,400 --> 01:22:45,680
Speaker 1: the show, but we have the shows too, isolated you

1457
01:22:51,600 --> 01:22:56,080
Speaker 1: what the hell? Dogs everywhere and there. Thank you, you're

1458
01:22:56,080 --> 01:22:59,080
Speaker 1: a good American. Thank you again. We're so excited. Paul

1459
01:22:59,160 --> 01:23:02,519
Speaker 1: mccurio is here. He's coming up next. The Morning Show's

1460
01:23:02,560 --> 01:23:06,320
Speaker 1: official YouTube channel. Go to YouTube search Elvie Sturrant Show

1461
01:23:06,479 --> 01:23:10,000
Speaker 1: and subscribe Today Kelby Sturrant in the Morning Show. If

1462
01:23:10,040 --> 01:23:12,439
Speaker 1: you're like us around here, and you like a little naughty,

1463
01:23:12,439 --> 01:23:15,360
Speaker 1: crazy fun with your friends, Go get the Privacy board game.

1464
01:23:15,680 --> 01:23:18,400
Speaker 1: We love playing this game and you will too. Buy

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01:23:18,479 --> 01:23:21,000
Speaker 1: it today at Target, Barns and Noble, or wherever you

1466
01:23:21,080 --> 01:23:24,880
Speaker 1: buy board game. Data and messaging rates may apply. We're

1467
01:23:24,960 --> 01:23:27,880
Speaker 1: waiting for you to join the next conversation. Text your

1468
01:23:27,960 --> 01:23:31,760
Speaker 1: comments to Elvie Sturrant in the Morning Show. Hey, you

1469
01:23:31,840 --> 01:23:33,240
Speaker 1: know what, I don't know about you, but it's always

1470
01:23:33,280 --> 01:23:36,639
Speaker 1: been my dream to have a run on Broadway. Yes,

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01:23:37,320 --> 01:23:40,360
Speaker 1: you know, not like a jog. Right. Wouldn't be great

1472
01:23:40,360 --> 01:23:42,720
Speaker 1: to be on a stage part of a big show.

1473
01:23:42,800 --> 01:23:45,519
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, absolutely, But what I could never do is

1474
01:23:45,560 --> 01:23:48,360
Speaker 1: a one man show. You really have to. First of all,

1475
01:23:48,400 --> 01:23:50,320
Speaker 1: you have to believe in your talent, and then you

1476
01:23:50,439 --> 01:23:53,280
Speaker 1: have to go up there and just not be afraid.

1477
01:23:53,680 --> 01:23:57,439
Speaker 1: Right anyway. Paul mccurio, you know, I mean, I know

1478
01:23:57,800 --> 01:24:01,720
Speaker 1: he's done stuff. He actually is with Colbert right every night,

1479
01:24:02,200 --> 01:24:05,479
Speaker 1: isn't me? Can you imagine what a show? But he

1480
01:24:05,640 --> 01:24:10,120
Speaker 1: does all sorts of stuff and uh, including haggles for

1481
01:24:10,200 --> 01:24:13,200
Speaker 1: the prize to put his dog to sleep. Oh my god.

1482
01:24:16,160 --> 01:24:18,240
Speaker 1: On the surface, it sounds like a really sad story.

1483
01:24:18,320 --> 01:24:20,640
Speaker 1: And it's the saddest day ever. I've had to put

1484
01:24:20,680 --> 01:24:22,920
Speaker 1: animals asleep and it's just the worst. He had me

1485
01:24:23,080 --> 01:24:27,040
Speaker 1: laughing talking about putting his dog to sleep. That would do.

1486
01:24:27,280 --> 01:24:28,960
Speaker 1: But keep in mind, this is a man who is

1487
01:24:29,360 --> 01:24:33,200
Speaker 1: adopting dogs. Okay. I mean he's a good guy. So

1488
01:24:33,320 --> 01:24:36,960
Speaker 1: don't don't let that fool you. Okay. Anyway, the Paul

1489
01:24:37,439 --> 01:24:41,200
Speaker 1: Mercurial Show on iTunes. Check it out, Google Play. It's there.

1490
01:24:41,360 --> 01:24:43,200
Speaker 1: He's everywhere. Just bring him in so we had more

1491
01:24:43,280 --> 01:24:48,840
Speaker 1: time with him. Paul Mercurio is here. Yea, there's a

1492
01:24:48,880 --> 01:24:54,760
Speaker 1: guy who haggled. Oh he's giving Gandhia hugs and Columbus.

1493
01:24:54,920 --> 01:24:59,960
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I just wanted you to know who

1494
01:25:00,080 --> 01:25:04,240
Speaker 1: you hired. That's solid so gold. You had sex with

1495
01:25:04,320 --> 01:25:08,160
Speaker 1: him in Columbus. I don't remember that happening well because

1496
01:25:08,200 --> 01:25:13,080
Speaker 1: it was so fast. That's why. How long have you

1497
01:25:13,120 --> 01:25:15,479
Speaker 1: lived in New York. I've been or here about twenty

1498
01:25:15,560 --> 01:25:18,000
Speaker 1: years now, and you got lost finding our studio. I

1499
01:25:18,080 --> 01:25:21,920
Speaker 1: knew this was gonna happen. I know, I know. I went,

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01:25:22,040 --> 01:25:24,840
Speaker 1: I did the bit classic like I went. I got

1501
01:25:24,920 --> 01:25:28,120
Speaker 1: to uh is it to canal? In sixth or left

1502
01:25:28,160 --> 01:25:30,040
Speaker 1: and six and I'm like, do I go left or right?

1503
01:25:30,360 --> 01:25:32,280
Speaker 1: And I see this building with all of these like,

1504
01:25:32,880 --> 01:25:35,800
Speaker 1: uh dishes, satellite dishes. I'm like, I think that's it,

1505
01:25:35,880 --> 01:25:36,920
Speaker 1: but I don't know if I should go right. And

1506
01:25:36,960 --> 01:25:38,720
Speaker 1: I did the stupid thing you never do. I went

1507
01:25:38,800 --> 01:25:41,360
Speaker 1: up to some construction guy in a van who could

1508
01:25:41,439 --> 01:25:45,000
Speaker 1: care less about anything. And it's so low rent the van.

1509
01:25:45,040 --> 01:25:49,320
Speaker 1: There wasn't even power windows. Is like, and I go,

1510
01:25:49,840 --> 01:25:52,479
Speaker 1: and he was so confident that it was right that

1511
01:25:52,600 --> 01:25:55,320
Speaker 1: I thought, okay, it's right, and I go up right

1512
01:25:55,360 --> 01:25:57,840
Speaker 1: and I'm like, okay, a hundred and but but I'm like,

1513
01:25:57,880 --> 01:25:59,560
Speaker 1: I'm going uptown. Usually when you go up town, the

1514
01:25:59,640 --> 01:26:01,559
Speaker 1: numbers go up. And then I start running and then

1515
01:26:01,600 --> 01:26:05,320
Speaker 1: I realized I am way off, and then I called

1516
01:26:05,400 --> 01:26:07,240
Speaker 1: my wife and I started ranting on the phone to

1517
01:26:07,320 --> 01:26:09,599
Speaker 1: my wife. I'm like, I can't do this anymore. I'm

1518
01:26:09,680 --> 01:26:11,640
Speaker 1: running around and Twitter and agree with it. And then

1519
01:26:11,680 --> 01:26:14,519
Speaker 1: I calmed down and I called me, I'm so sorry,

1520
01:26:15,080 --> 01:26:16,960
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry that we started your day off like that.

1521
01:26:17,120 --> 01:26:19,439
Speaker 1: No it's not you, it's me. But it isn't. But Paul,

1522
01:26:19,479 --> 01:26:21,240
Speaker 1: it is a New York thing. People will come up

1523
01:26:21,280 --> 01:26:22,439
Speaker 1: and say, hey, can you tell me how to get

1524
01:26:22,439 --> 01:26:24,960
Speaker 1: to Spring Street. You know, Oh, okay, it's easy. It's

1525
01:26:25,000 --> 01:26:26,640
Speaker 1: three blocks that way, and you'll see it. And you

1526
01:26:26,720 --> 01:26:28,360
Speaker 1: walk away in your two blocks. When you're like, oh

1527
01:26:28,400 --> 01:26:30,760
Speaker 1: my god, I've sent them the wrong way. You go

1528
01:26:30,880 --> 01:26:33,000
Speaker 1: to try to find them and you never find them,

1529
01:26:33,040 --> 01:26:36,519
Speaker 1: and you know they're like shoopid New York. You feel guilty,

1530
01:26:36,520 --> 01:26:38,760
Speaker 1: You feel like you give us a worst reputation. I

1531
01:26:38,800 --> 01:26:40,120
Speaker 1: think the guy in the van rolled to wind them

1532
01:26:40,160 --> 01:26:41,760
Speaker 1: up and just started laughing and he said to his friend,

1533
01:26:41,840 --> 01:26:46,280
Speaker 1: it's not right, it's last. Okay. So Paul, how do

1534
01:26:46,320 --> 01:26:48,600
Speaker 1: you how do you know our Gandhi? While I go

1535
01:26:48,720 --> 01:26:50,639
Speaker 1: to the Columbus Funny Bone, which is a great club

1536
01:26:50,680 --> 01:26:54,000
Speaker 1: in Columbus, Ohio. And uh, I went on one of

1537
01:26:54,040 --> 01:26:56,160
Speaker 1: the big radio shows in Columbus, and that's when I

1538
01:26:56,280 --> 01:26:58,760
Speaker 1: first met her and we just hit it off. And

1539
01:26:59,280 --> 01:27:02,000
Speaker 1: you came to a couple my shows, and he came

1540
01:27:02,040 --> 01:27:04,320
Speaker 1: to my party. He went to a birthday party and

1541
01:27:04,800 --> 01:27:07,840
Speaker 1: uh and uh, I never met a mail hooker before,

1542
01:27:07,920 --> 01:27:11,880
Speaker 1: but that was awesome and uh and so we basically, uh,

1543
01:27:12,040 --> 01:27:14,280
Speaker 1: that's how we've just become friends since then and stayed

1544
01:27:14,320 --> 01:27:16,880
Speaker 1: in touch. Yeah. Yeah, So you're doing one a one

1545
01:27:16,920 --> 01:27:20,599
Speaker 1: man show. Yeah, it's called Permission to Speak. How long

1546
01:27:20,640 --> 01:27:23,000
Speaker 1: has it been running? So far? Since July? All right,

1547
01:27:23,240 --> 01:27:25,120
Speaker 1: so have you done a one man show before? No,

1548
01:27:25,520 --> 01:27:27,920
Speaker 1: And there's got to be some kind of terror in that.

1549
01:27:28,880 --> 01:27:30,559
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know, and you know there wasn't

1550
01:27:30,600 --> 01:27:34,439
Speaker 1: until you said that, Ah, well you know what it was.

1551
01:27:34,600 --> 01:27:36,600
Speaker 1: It's not um, it's not a stand up show in

1552
01:27:36,640 --> 01:27:39,040
Speaker 1: a theater like sometimes one man shows by comedians are

1553
01:27:39,080 --> 01:27:41,639
Speaker 1: like long form stand up in a theater with a set.

1554
01:27:42,080 --> 01:27:45,200
Speaker 1: I wanted to do something different and so and I in, God,

1555
01:27:45,280 --> 01:27:47,280
Speaker 1: you see me do this in my stand up I

1556
01:27:47,400 --> 01:27:49,360
Speaker 1: tend to I talk to people and then I bring

1557
01:27:49,479 --> 01:27:52,560
Speaker 1: them on stage and I and I from doing it

1558
01:27:52,640 --> 01:27:54,839
Speaker 1: on the road and everything, I've been getting these stories.

1559
01:27:54,920 --> 01:27:57,800
Speaker 1: It's like crazy stories that are real. And someone saw

1560
01:27:57,880 --> 01:27:59,680
Speaker 1: me doing it in New York at the actually at

1561
01:27:59,680 --> 01:28:02,360
Speaker 1: the late show in the warm up, and the producer

1562
01:28:02,439 --> 01:28:05,160
Speaker 1: and he said, with those people plants. I'm like, no,

1563
01:28:05,320 --> 01:28:07,160
Speaker 1: He goes, well, how did it work out? I go,

1564
01:28:07,280 --> 01:28:08,720
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just talk to them and ask

1565
01:28:08,760 --> 01:28:10,720
Speaker 1: them questions. I mean, you're a great interviewer, you know,

1566
01:28:10,760 --> 01:28:13,320
Speaker 1: if you ask a good questions. That's my point. I'm

1567
01:28:13,320 --> 01:28:15,280
Speaker 1: not none to interrupt you, but I've seen you do this,

1568
01:28:15,680 --> 01:28:19,240
Speaker 1: and you are an unbelievable interviewer, and you really know

1569
01:28:19,400 --> 01:28:22,800
Speaker 1: how to drive someone down a certain pathway to get

1570
01:28:22,840 --> 01:28:25,360
Speaker 1: them to a really funny place. Yeah, but I think

1571
01:28:25,439 --> 01:28:27,600
Speaker 1: what it is is it's not like it's not like

1572
01:28:27,760 --> 01:28:32,480
Speaker 1: a trick or like, I just have this weird natural curiosity.

1573
01:28:32,800 --> 01:28:36,000
Speaker 1: So I'll just keep asking questions. And I'm like the gauge.

1574
01:28:36,040 --> 01:28:38,080
Speaker 1: So I say to myself, if I'm asking it in

1575
01:28:38,160 --> 01:28:40,080
Speaker 1: my head, probably ninety percent of the people in the

1576
01:28:40,120 --> 01:28:42,800
Speaker 1: audience are asking right. So, but sometimes it's simple, Like

1577
01:28:43,360 --> 01:28:44,760
Speaker 1: my Woman show, I had this woman to go with

1578
01:28:44,840 --> 01:28:47,679
Speaker 1: your name. She goes Nydia. I go Lydia. She goes, no, Nydia.

1579
01:28:47,720 --> 01:28:49,439
Speaker 1: I go, that's an unusual name. How'd you get that name?

1580
01:28:49,479 --> 01:28:51,519
Speaker 1: She goes, Well, my father named me after his lover.

1581
01:28:51,920 --> 01:28:53,640
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, you were born out of wedlock, no

1582
01:28:53,720 --> 01:28:55,000
Speaker 1: big deal that happened. She goes, oh no, no, my

1583
01:28:55,080 --> 01:28:58,800
Speaker 1: father was married, got my wife, my mother pregnant with me.

1584
01:28:59,280 --> 01:29:00,880
Speaker 1: At the same time, I was having an affair with

1585
01:29:00,960 --> 01:29:02,960
Speaker 1: the name woman named Nidia, and he named me after

1586
01:29:03,040 --> 01:29:05,559
Speaker 1: the woman he was having an affair away. You can

1587
01:29:05,640 --> 01:29:08,160
Speaker 1: make that up now exactly, and everybody's faces that was

1588
01:29:08,439 --> 01:29:10,599
Speaker 1: here in the studio, eyes that big in the audience.

1589
01:29:10,680 --> 01:29:12,200
Speaker 1: And then I asked the dumbest question, Well, they go

1590
01:29:12,280 --> 01:29:14,320
Speaker 1: your parents still together? She goes, heck, no, what are

1591
01:29:14,360 --> 01:29:18,280
Speaker 1: you crazy? They divorced after that, And and so I

1592
01:29:18,479 --> 01:29:21,679
Speaker 1: just found there was another couple sixty eight. He she's

1593
01:29:21,680 --> 01:29:23,840
Speaker 1: sixty eight, he was sixty nine. I got you're married.

1594
01:29:24,640 --> 01:29:27,240
Speaker 1: They go, yeah, how long a year? Everybody claps, you know,

1595
01:29:27,240 --> 01:29:31,120
Speaker 1: because they're older. They found the jib Um, how did

1596
01:29:31,160 --> 01:29:33,240
Speaker 1: you meet? The woman? Giggles? She goes, we met and

1597
01:29:33,320 --> 01:29:38,120
Speaker 1: spanked meat dot com. Okay, now everybody did exactly what

1598
01:29:38,200 --> 01:29:40,400
Speaker 1: you're doing. Everybody laughed. I laughed. I thought, okay, they're

1599
01:29:40,439 --> 01:29:42,479
Speaker 1: pulling my leg. I go yre, she goes now, and

1600
01:29:42,560 --> 01:29:45,680
Speaker 1: then guy goes, no, we have a very open sexual relationship.

1601
01:29:46,520 --> 01:29:50,760
Speaker 1: And now everybody's like, huh and um, he goes, I go,

1602
01:29:50,880 --> 01:29:53,320
Speaker 1: you you swap? He goes, no, no, we just well

1603
01:29:53,360 --> 01:29:55,400
Speaker 1: you have no inhibitions. We think people are inhibited. We

1604
01:29:55,600 --> 01:29:57,800
Speaker 1: just do what we and she goes, and then and

1605
01:29:57,920 --> 01:30:01,040
Speaker 1: then she said the following sentence, yeah, very likely that

1606
01:30:01,160 --> 01:30:02,840
Speaker 1: she goes, I was looking for a dumb and he

1607
01:30:03,000 --> 01:30:04,720
Speaker 1: was looking for a sub and we met on the

1608
01:30:04,800 --> 01:30:07,519
Speaker 1: website and we were all played and we did S

1609
01:30:07,640 --> 01:30:09,600
Speaker 1: and M and we realized we blogged together, and we

1610
01:30:09,720 --> 01:30:11,880
Speaker 1: fell in love and we eloped and we're here on

1611
01:30:11,920 --> 01:30:18,000
Speaker 1: our honeymoon. Here's the thing. They look like your grandmother

1612
01:30:18,120 --> 01:30:23,400
Speaker 1: and grandfather. The guy had like sensible lllban shoes on

1613
01:30:23,520 --> 01:30:26,040
Speaker 1: and a short and here's the great thing too. And

1614
01:30:26,120 --> 01:30:28,799
Speaker 1: you might find this intreating people. I find the package

1615
01:30:29,120 --> 01:30:32,160
Speaker 1: a lot of times doesn't match the story. Never so

1616
01:30:32,640 --> 01:30:35,760
Speaker 1: these people looked like that. And then literally the next night,

1617
01:30:35,920 --> 01:30:39,880
Speaker 1: the juxtaposition was this. I had this guy really all tattoos,

1618
01:30:40,000 --> 01:30:42,240
Speaker 1: maybe like thirty five, like, yeah, a nose ring. You

1619
01:30:42,280 --> 01:30:44,519
Speaker 1: looked like really you know? And I go, you look

1620
01:30:44,560 --> 01:30:46,160
Speaker 1: like you either you're in a band or a roadie

1621
01:30:46,160 --> 01:30:47,439
Speaker 1: for a band. He goes, I was a roadie for

1622
01:30:47,479 --> 01:30:49,640
Speaker 1: the Ramones. I'm like, whoa. I go, what do you

1623
01:30:49,680 --> 01:30:54,280
Speaker 1: do now? He goes, I'm a librarian again. Everybody starts

1624
01:30:54,360 --> 01:30:56,680
Speaker 1: laughing and I go, really, and I this one I

1625
01:30:56,720 --> 01:30:59,559
Speaker 1: wouldn't believe, And finally had to call his girlfriend, Amae Lebrarian.

1626
01:30:59,560 --> 01:31:01,519
Speaker 1: He goes, yeah, she goes, yeah, and then he goes,

1627
01:31:01,880 --> 01:31:03,200
Speaker 1: he goes, you want to know how I got into

1628
01:31:03,280 --> 01:31:05,320
Speaker 1: library school because you got to go a certain school,

1629
01:31:05,400 --> 01:31:06,960
Speaker 1: and how he goes, I need a letter of reference.

1630
01:31:07,000 --> 01:31:08,479
Speaker 1: So one of the ramones wrote me a letter of

1631
01:31:09,640 --> 01:31:11,599
Speaker 1: yeah to get him in. And this is my point

1632
01:31:11,640 --> 01:31:13,120
Speaker 1: in that is this guy looked like he should be

1633
01:31:13,200 --> 01:31:15,880
Speaker 1: doing SNM and that couple looked like they should be librarians.

1634
01:31:15,880 --> 01:31:18,080
Speaker 1: And it was flipped, Well, we should never be judging

1635
01:31:18,080 --> 01:31:20,240
Speaker 1: any book by any cover. But this is a wonderful

1636
01:31:20,280 --> 01:31:22,680
Speaker 1: thing about just bringing anyone up who's not there to

1637
01:31:22,720 --> 01:31:25,080
Speaker 1: sell a book or sell a movie, or a celebrity

1638
01:31:25,160 --> 01:31:28,080
Speaker 1: or an artist, bringing anyone up and just talking to them.

1639
01:31:28,120 --> 01:31:31,519
Speaker 1: I have found everyone, every single person listening to the

1640
01:31:31,560 --> 01:31:34,439
Speaker 1: show or in this room has an edge or they

1641
01:31:34,520 --> 01:31:37,000
Speaker 1: have a story. Yeah, and that's actually the theme of

1642
01:31:37,040 --> 01:31:39,000
Speaker 1: the show, and they take it for granted. That is,

1643
01:31:39,040 --> 01:31:41,200
Speaker 1: I have an opening monologue of closing monologue, and in

1644
01:31:41,280 --> 01:31:44,200
Speaker 1: the opening monologue, I say, look, there's gonna be something different.

1645
01:31:44,240 --> 01:31:46,200
Speaker 1: It's not a stand up show. There's a set. The

1646
01:31:46,240 --> 01:31:48,519
Speaker 1: set was designed by the set designer for The Late Show.

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Speaker 1: It's Stephen Colbert and The Daily Show and the Colbert

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Speaker 1: Rapport shows I worked on. And what we do is

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01:31:52,840 --> 01:31:55,920
Speaker 1: we take people's pictures in the lobby and then those

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01:31:55,960 --> 01:31:58,519
Speaker 1: pictures go to a computer program and those pictures get

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01:31:58,640 --> 01:32:02,120
Speaker 1: projected onto this onto the set right of the people

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01:32:02,160 --> 01:32:04,040
Speaker 1: who were in the audience. So at some point they

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01:32:04,120 --> 01:32:06,040
Speaker 1: see themselves on the set. Because if really the theme

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01:32:06,120 --> 01:32:08,840
Speaker 1: is this the audience show? And I say those exact words.

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01:32:09,040 --> 01:32:12,240
Speaker 1: Everybody has a story and given an opportunity, people will

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01:32:12,320 --> 01:32:14,439
Speaker 1: tell it and then they talk and then they connect

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01:32:14,640 --> 01:32:17,439
Speaker 1: and like it just and it's it's been working like

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01:32:17,640 --> 01:32:20,200
Speaker 1: and again people sit to me with the plans for

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01:32:20,360 --> 01:32:22,080
Speaker 1: this to that, I'm like, no, they just We had

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01:32:22,120 --> 01:32:23,560
Speaker 1: the woman who eighty three years old, lives on the

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Speaker 1: Upper Worst Side of Manhattan. She walked FDR's dog. She

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01:32:27,040 --> 01:32:29,479
Speaker 1: lived in the building with FDR and Eleanor Roosevelt and

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01:32:29,600 --> 01:32:31,800
Speaker 1: walked his dog. Can you imagine? And then she I go,

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01:32:32,040 --> 01:32:34,080
Speaker 1: did you have pooper scoopers? At the time, she goes, now,

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01:32:34,200 --> 01:32:35,560
Speaker 1: you just went wherever I go? What did you do?

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01:32:35,840 --> 01:32:37,559
Speaker 1: You just watched where you walk. That's what you did.

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01:32:40,360 --> 01:32:42,240
Speaker 1: By the way, this is Paul on the Curio, his

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01:32:42,320 --> 01:32:44,400
Speaker 1: one man show. We're talking about it's called permission to speak.

1669
01:32:44,439 --> 01:32:47,679
Speaker 1: But if you do a search on on the Googles,

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01:32:48,280 --> 01:32:49,800
Speaker 1: I mean he's got all sorts of stuff you can

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01:32:49,840 --> 01:32:54,880
Speaker 1: watch online. Uh, you were a lawyer and you left that, uh,

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01:32:55,040 --> 01:32:59,720
Speaker 1: that prestigious field to uh do comedy, to be an

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01:32:59,720 --> 01:33:02,719
Speaker 1: inner tainer. I mean I find you beyond just a comic.

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01:33:02,840 --> 01:33:04,639
Speaker 1: I mean you do a lot of it's great stuff

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01:33:04,640 --> 01:33:08,720
Speaker 1: you're doing. Um, was anyone pissed off that you threw

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01:33:08,800 --> 01:33:11,679
Speaker 1: away an opportunity to be a lawyer? That's the nicest

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01:33:11,720 --> 01:33:14,719
Speaker 1: way anybody ever asked that, Are you an idiot? Stuff?

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01:33:15,400 --> 01:33:18,800
Speaker 1: Which is what I would say that law school, Well

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01:33:18,840 --> 01:33:20,760
Speaker 1: they feel about it. Yeah, But my parents, you know,

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01:33:21,080 --> 01:33:24,439
Speaker 1: I had kind of made it. My parents, my parents family,

1681
01:33:24,520 --> 01:33:26,839
Speaker 1: parents were born in Italy. They were first generation American,

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01:33:26,960 --> 01:33:29,760
Speaker 1: high school educated. My mom is ninety, still running her

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01:33:29,800 --> 01:33:32,200
Speaker 1: furniture store. My father passed away. He put floys in

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01:33:32,280 --> 01:33:33,920
Speaker 1: from living. I made it. I was a lawyer on

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01:33:34,000 --> 01:33:37,040
Speaker 1: Wall Street and like I was doing these big merger

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01:33:37,120 --> 01:33:39,320
Speaker 1: deals for big firm. That sounds like a lot of fun.

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01:33:39,479 --> 01:33:43,960
Speaker 1: It was. I was like it was like a minute exactly.

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01:33:44,080 --> 01:33:46,320
Speaker 1: It's like nothing like going through a four hundred page

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01:33:46,400 --> 01:33:50,280
Speaker 1: merger document. Who you know. And and then I started

1690
01:33:50,320 --> 01:33:52,920
Speaker 1: to write jokes as a hobby. I don't know why.

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01:33:53,320 --> 01:33:55,880
Speaker 1: I actually started to make films, short films when I

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01:33:55,920 --> 01:33:58,439
Speaker 1: get out from ideas I had in law school. Anyway,

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01:33:58,439 --> 01:34:00,720
Speaker 1: So I'm writing these jokes. And then Leno is the

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01:34:00,840 --> 01:34:03,720
Speaker 1: private entertainment at a function that my firm was invited to.

1695
01:34:03,880 --> 01:34:05,519
Speaker 1: I was working all night. I was like, I don't

1696
01:34:05,520 --> 01:34:06,840
Speaker 1: have time, and I'm like, you know what, I'm gonna go.

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01:34:07,000 --> 01:34:09,680
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna go. And so he does the thing

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01:34:09,720 --> 01:34:10,920
Speaker 1: and I go up to him, and I have like

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01:34:11,160 --> 01:34:14,439
Speaker 1: twelve pages of jokes with like ten jokes a page,

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01:34:14,479 --> 01:34:15,760
Speaker 1: like a ton of jokes, and I go up to him.

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01:34:15,760 --> 01:34:18,040
Speaker 1: When I go I don't know if you need jokes

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01:34:18,080 --> 01:34:20,120
Speaker 1: for tonight show monologue, but I'm a big fan and

1703
01:34:20,200 --> 01:34:25,040
Speaker 1: you can have him. He's like okay, And it was

1704
01:34:25,120 --> 01:34:28,360
Speaker 1: really like it was like somebody grabbed his throat like

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01:34:28,439 --> 01:34:30,280
Speaker 1: a balloon. It was like they let a helium out

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01:34:30,280 --> 01:34:32,200
Speaker 1: of his head, you know, and you just want to

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01:34:32,240 --> 01:34:36,439
Speaker 1: go breathe. And he's like okay, and he takes him

1708
01:34:36,439 --> 01:34:38,840
Speaker 1: and he puts him in his pocket. And then two

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01:34:38,960 --> 01:34:43,680
Speaker 1: days later, my phone rings and this happens on the phone. Hello, Hey,

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01:34:43,720 --> 01:34:46,800
Speaker 1: it's jay Leno's fancy there and I and I'm like,

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01:34:47,680 --> 01:34:49,720
Speaker 1: I take a beat, and I go what He goes

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01:34:49,760 --> 01:34:51,920
Speaker 1: to jay Leno? And I thought it was my friend

1713
01:34:52,000 --> 01:34:54,160
Speaker 1: David who does impressions, and I told him that I

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01:34:54,240 --> 01:34:56,240
Speaker 1: had met jay Leno and he was like punking me right,

1715
01:34:56,520 --> 01:34:58,160
Speaker 1: and I go, yeah, really funny David. He goes, now,

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01:34:58,200 --> 01:35:00,360
Speaker 1: it's really jay Leno. And I actually said to j Leno,

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01:35:00,479 --> 01:35:05,600
Speaker 1: you do a lousy jay Leno and he goes, now,

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01:35:05,680 --> 01:35:07,599
Speaker 1: I think I do. I go, this is the worst

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01:35:07,680 --> 01:35:11,679
Speaker 1: jay Leno I've ever heard, and then oh there he goes.

1720
01:35:12,320 --> 01:35:14,040
Speaker 1: He goes, I read your stuff and I need stuff

1721
01:35:14,040 --> 01:35:16,519
Speaker 1: for the monologue, and I'll hire you if I use something,

1722
01:35:16,560 --> 01:35:18,680
Speaker 1: I'll pay you per joke. And he goes, what do

1723
01:35:18,760 --> 01:35:20,000
Speaker 1: you do for a living? I go, I'm a lawyer.

1724
01:35:20,000 --> 01:35:21,439
Speaker 1: He goes, I knew it. I go why. He goes,

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01:35:21,479 --> 01:35:23,400
Speaker 1: you're right like a lawyer. You're too worthy. He goes,

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01:35:23,439 --> 01:35:25,880
Speaker 1: get to the punchline already I had like four lines.

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01:35:26,280 --> 01:35:28,000
Speaker 1: Some of the best advice you've ever received. Yeah, the

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01:35:28,040 --> 01:35:30,280
Speaker 1: best advice I ever got from him was if you're

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01:35:30,280 --> 01:35:32,439
Speaker 1: going to do this full time stand up, do not

1730
01:35:32,920 --> 01:35:37,280
Speaker 1: buy anything and just free yourself of anything that requires

1731
01:35:37,360 --> 01:35:39,080
Speaker 1: money or commitment, because then you're gonna have to go

1732
01:35:39,160 --> 01:35:40,800
Speaker 1: get a day job or two and you're not going

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01:35:40,840 --> 01:35:42,439
Speaker 1: to be able to focus on being a stand up

1734
01:35:42,439 --> 01:35:45,200
Speaker 1: one hundred percent of the time, and it'll slow down

1735
01:35:45,240 --> 01:35:48,760
Speaker 1: your progress. You know, Paul, it's really important to to

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01:35:49,000 --> 01:35:50,960
Speaker 1: kind of emphasize everything you've been talking about because this

1737
01:35:51,040 --> 01:35:53,920
Speaker 1: is kind of our commitment to our listeners, and we

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01:35:54,360 --> 01:35:57,800
Speaker 1: want them to know that there was a world that's

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01:35:58,400 --> 01:36:00,080
Speaker 1: that's waiting for them out there. If they're in a

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01:36:00,400 --> 01:36:03,080
Speaker 1: job they don't like, yeah, or they're in this you know,

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01:36:03,120 --> 01:36:05,400
Speaker 1: they're on the on the tread on the treadmill and

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01:36:05,640 --> 01:36:07,320
Speaker 1: they're not moving anywhere, and they're running and running and

1743
01:36:07,360 --> 01:36:09,960
Speaker 1: not getting anywhere anywhere. In life, there are side hustles,

1744
01:36:10,000 --> 01:36:12,040
Speaker 1: there are other things you can do. Your dreams can

1745
01:36:12,200 --> 01:36:13,600
Speaker 1: come true. You don't have to be stuck in the

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01:36:13,640 --> 01:36:15,040
Speaker 1: same thing for the rest of your life. I'm so

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01:36:15,160 --> 01:36:17,439
Speaker 1: glad you said that, because this is something I like

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01:36:17,600 --> 01:36:20,560
Speaker 1: to talk about. Um. You know, you read sometimes like

1749
01:36:20,640 --> 01:36:22,360
Speaker 1: so and so pursued his dream and he got it,

1750
01:36:22,479 --> 01:36:25,240
Speaker 1: and it's not like that. It's scary. There's a lot

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01:36:25,320 --> 01:36:29,680
Speaker 1: of doubt, and um, I never was. And I had

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01:36:29,800 --> 01:36:32,640
Speaker 1: like a midlife crisis in my late twenties because I

1753
01:36:32,800 --> 01:36:35,040
Speaker 1: had always had it figured out. And there our society,

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01:36:35,040 --> 01:36:36,640
Speaker 1: it's like you do A, you do B, you do C.

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01:36:37,000 --> 01:36:38,880
Speaker 1: You know, you get your job, you work twenty years,

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01:36:38,960 --> 01:36:41,680
Speaker 1: you retire as partner, and you go to Florida, right right,

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01:36:41,880 --> 01:36:43,360
Speaker 1: And that's kind of the path there. I had a

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01:36:43,520 --> 01:36:45,880
Speaker 1: beautiful two bedroom co op on the Upper West Side,

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01:36:45,960 --> 01:36:48,160
Speaker 1: I had a sob. I had like, you know, really

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01:36:48,280 --> 01:36:50,400
Speaker 1: nice to had it right, my wife and I together

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01:36:50,520 --> 01:36:52,960
Speaker 1: since high school's great, right, And then this thing hits

1762
01:36:53,040 --> 01:36:56,320
Speaker 1: me and I am starting doing and then and then

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01:36:56,360 --> 01:36:59,360
Speaker 1: I start doing stand up because Jay says, God, try

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01:36:59,439 --> 01:37:02,280
Speaker 1: the jokes out. Excuse me, and he says, just go

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01:37:02,400 --> 01:37:04,400
Speaker 1: anywhere a dive bars. And I started to live a

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01:37:04,479 --> 01:37:06,479
Speaker 1: secret double life where I was a lawyer by day

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01:37:06,520 --> 01:37:08,720
Speaker 1: in a comic by night, and I would go to

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01:37:08,840 --> 01:37:11,439
Speaker 1: dive bars in the Bowery. And one of the places

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01:37:11,479 --> 01:37:15,000
Speaker 1: I actually worked was called Downtown Bay Route two and

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01:37:15,120 --> 01:37:17,599
Speaker 1: it was a two which I love. I think they

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01:37:17,640 --> 01:37:20,200
Speaker 1: were franchising them. I don't know. It was a terrible

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01:37:20,320 --> 01:37:24,240
Speaker 1: they had all two of them. Yeah, exactly exactly. Do

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01:37:24,280 --> 01:37:27,120
Speaker 1: you remember that first night? I remember, I remember a

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01:37:27,400 --> 01:37:30,519
Speaker 1: night nobody would ever pay attention to me or any

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01:37:30,560 --> 01:37:32,840
Speaker 1: of us because they were like a hooker worked out

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01:37:32,880 --> 01:37:34,880
Speaker 1: of there. They dealt drugs out of there. There was

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01:37:34,920 --> 01:37:36,160
Speaker 1: a sign in the men's room door that said the

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01:37:36,200 --> 01:37:38,360
Speaker 1: toilet seats only to be to go to the bathroom,

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01:37:38,400 --> 01:37:40,840
Speaker 1: not to cut coke. Thank you the management and actually

1780
01:37:40,880 --> 01:37:46,360
Speaker 1: said yeah, exactly, and so and so. I think this

1781
01:37:46,560 --> 01:37:48,360
Speaker 1: thing of talking to people and talking to the audience

1782
01:37:48,479 --> 01:37:51,760
Speaker 1: was born there because I realized, nobody's paying attention. You

1783
01:37:51,880 --> 01:37:53,760
Speaker 1: do your joke, you don't know if it's any good.

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01:37:53,880 --> 01:37:55,880
Speaker 1: But then I realized if I talked to them and

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01:37:56,040 --> 01:37:59,400
Speaker 1: I thunned them into paying attention, it's like given a

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01:37:59,640 --> 01:38:01,439
Speaker 1: baby carriage. You give him some ice cream and then

1787
01:38:01,439 --> 01:38:03,680
Speaker 1: you slip the carrot, and I would then slip a

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01:38:03,760 --> 01:38:05,680
Speaker 1: joke in, and I could tell if it was any good.

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01:38:06,320 --> 01:38:08,320
Speaker 1: One night, I'm waiting to go on stage, I'm sitting

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01:38:08,360 --> 01:38:10,000
Speaker 1: next to this guy. He must be like sixty three.

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01:38:10,040 --> 01:38:12,200
Speaker 1: He's got a shaved head. He literally has a fanned

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01:38:12,200 --> 01:38:14,280
Speaker 1: out cobra tattooed on the back of his head that

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01:38:14,360 --> 01:38:17,320
Speaker 1: goes down his neck and there's a there's a guy

1794
01:38:17,400 --> 01:38:19,800
Speaker 1: on stage playing blowing in the wind badly, like just

1795
01:38:19,960 --> 01:38:22,400
Speaker 1: like like it was all right and I'm waiting and

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01:38:22,479 --> 01:38:24,200
Speaker 1: I'm next and I'm in my little wheel and my

1797
01:38:24,280 --> 01:38:28,960
Speaker 1: Brooks brothers like suit not I and it was I

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01:38:29,120 --> 01:38:32,120
Speaker 1: just did you stood out like a sore thumb anyway, Uh,

1799
01:38:32,200 --> 01:38:33,720
Speaker 1: there's a fight at the pool table. This guy runs

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01:38:33,760 --> 01:38:36,240
Speaker 1: out of the bar and another guy grabs the side

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01:38:36,280 --> 01:38:37,880
Speaker 1: of his neck and he starts screaming, he cut me,

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01:38:38,200 --> 01:38:40,040
Speaker 1: he cut me, and it was a drug deal, golong

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01:38:40,120 --> 01:38:41,840
Speaker 1: bad and he sliced them us across the side of

1804
01:38:41,880 --> 01:38:43,439
Speaker 1: the neck, not to the point where he was going

1805
01:38:43,479 --> 01:38:45,400
Speaker 1: to die, but there was blood and he was screaming

1806
01:38:45,400 --> 01:38:47,040
Speaker 1: and he was drunk and he was like he cout

1807
01:38:47,080 --> 01:38:48,640
Speaker 1: me and his girlfriends like, oh my god, look at me.

1808
01:38:48,880 --> 01:38:50,680
Speaker 1: He's like, I know where he lives. He caught me.

1809
01:38:50,800 --> 01:38:54,559
Speaker 1: Who's it's gonna who's gonna be? And the answer, my friend.

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01:38:54,600 --> 01:38:56,559
Speaker 1: The guy just keeps playing like he's not getting off

1811
01:38:56,640 --> 01:39:00,719
Speaker 1: right hettle surreal. Yeah, And so happens at Carol exactly

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01:39:00,920 --> 01:39:06,320
Speaker 1: exactly really on a Thursday, maybe, So, um, I get

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01:39:06,439 --> 01:39:08,240
Speaker 1: up to go to the door. I'm taking the shows

1814
01:39:08,240 --> 01:39:09,400
Speaker 1: over and then all of a sudden, you hear the

1815
01:39:09,560 --> 01:39:11,679
Speaker 1: MC go all right, you guys ready for some comedy.

1816
01:39:13,920 --> 01:39:15,720
Speaker 1: I swear he got this is all true. Now I'm

1817
01:39:15,760 --> 01:39:17,519
Speaker 1: not doing this long enough to know I don't have

1818
01:39:17,640 --> 01:39:19,360
Speaker 1: to go up, Like I could just walk out, but

1819
01:39:19,400 --> 01:39:20,640
Speaker 1: I think I have to go up. So I go

1820
01:39:20,760 --> 01:39:23,479
Speaker 1: on stage, and I like, I got I'm thinking, like,

1821
01:39:23,520 --> 01:39:25,880
Speaker 1: I gotta address this. This is like literally, the cops

1822
01:39:25,920 --> 01:39:27,920
Speaker 1: are in the middle of the room, there's blood whatever,

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01:39:28,400 --> 01:39:30,480
Speaker 1: and I go nice to be or at Downtown Biruto.

1824
01:39:30,560 --> 01:39:33,560
Speaker 1: I always wanted to follow a slashing, right, which I

1825
01:39:33,640 --> 01:39:35,680
Speaker 1: thought was a pretty good line for a newvie. Right

1826
01:39:35,760 --> 01:39:38,360
Speaker 1: about well, the guy who had heard me say slashing,

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01:39:39,400 --> 01:39:41,200
Speaker 1: the guy who got slashed heard me say that, and

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01:39:41,320 --> 01:39:43,479
Speaker 1: he had these like, you know, cocktail napkins either he

1829
01:39:43,520 --> 01:39:45,400
Speaker 1: was pressing up against his cut there were bloody and

1830
01:39:45,439 --> 01:39:46,800
Speaker 1: he goes, hey, you make it fun of me. I

1831
01:39:46,880 --> 01:39:48,800
Speaker 1: don't need to, And he takes the napkins and he

1832
01:39:48,880 --> 01:39:50,880
Speaker 1: throws them at me and and they hit me in

1833
01:39:50,960 --> 01:39:53,320
Speaker 1: my shirt and they stick to my shirt. Now I

1834
01:39:53,360 --> 01:39:55,200
Speaker 1: have a blood stain on my shirt like the size

1835
01:39:55,240 --> 01:39:58,720
Speaker 1: of a baseball. And now I don't know if this

1836
01:39:58,880 --> 01:40:00,680
Speaker 1: is like the Italian I mean, I'm stubborn. I'm like,

1837
01:40:00,680 --> 01:40:02,920
Speaker 1: I'm gonna keep going. Screw this, I'm not getting like

1838
01:40:02,960 --> 01:40:05,040
Speaker 1: a normal person's like this is ridiculous. I gotta get

1839
01:40:05,080 --> 01:40:07,439
Speaker 1: out of here, right. So, like a couple of minutes

1840
01:40:07,439 --> 01:40:09,040
Speaker 1: to go by, he's wandering around and he goes, hey,

1841
01:40:09,080 --> 01:40:11,679
Speaker 1: what do you do it anyway? I go, I'm trying

1842
01:40:11,680 --> 01:40:13,400
Speaker 1: to tell jokes. He goes, oh, yeah, he goes up,

1843
01:40:13,920 --> 01:40:15,840
Speaker 1: I like jokes. Hang on a second. He turns back

1844
01:40:15,840 --> 01:40:18,400
Speaker 1: to the bar. He goes, hey, everybody, shut the hell off.

1845
01:40:18,479 --> 01:40:21,080
Speaker 1: This guy's trying to tell jokes. And the whole place

1846
01:40:21,160 --> 01:40:23,720
Speaker 1: shuts up, and he's still bleeding from the neck, right.

1847
01:40:24,200 --> 01:40:25,560
Speaker 1: And I get back in the car and I go

1848
01:40:25,640 --> 01:40:28,320
Speaker 1: back to the firm. And at this dealer was work

1849
01:40:28,320 --> 01:40:30,920
Speaker 1: gonna blew up, and I had to I couldn't go

1850
01:40:31,000 --> 01:40:33,280
Speaker 1: home and change, and I had my so I turned

1851
01:40:33,320 --> 01:40:34,800
Speaker 1: into a twelve year old and I'm like, oh, I'm

1852
01:40:34,840 --> 01:40:37,160
Speaker 1: gonna hide my blood stain with this file folder and

1853
01:40:37,240 --> 01:40:38,960
Speaker 1: nobody will you know, Like you break your mother's vase

1854
01:40:39,000 --> 01:40:40,800
Speaker 1: and you blue back together and you think she doesn't notice,

1855
01:40:40,800 --> 01:40:42,120
Speaker 1: but the minute you walk she walks in the room.

1856
01:40:42,120 --> 01:40:44,439
Speaker 1: She's like, you broke my base, she said, I'm I

1857
01:40:44,600 --> 01:40:46,679
Speaker 1: walk into this conference room trying to hide the blood staining.

1858
01:40:46,680 --> 01:40:48,880
Speaker 1: There's like fifteen lawyers and bankers, and the senior partner

1859
01:40:48,920 --> 01:40:50,400
Speaker 1: starts screaming it because where have you been? What do

1860
01:40:50,439 --> 01:40:52,640
Speaker 1: you there? Why do you have a blood state on

1861
01:40:52,760 --> 01:40:55,680
Speaker 1: your shirt? Now I'm dead. I don't know what to

1862
01:40:55,760 --> 01:40:58,680
Speaker 1: say because I've been hiding this other life because the

1863
01:40:58,960 --> 01:41:00,680
Speaker 1: firm would not have approved mooved of it, you know.

1864
01:41:01,040 --> 01:41:04,240
Speaker 1: And I was stuck. I was totally like, I didn't

1865
01:41:04,240 --> 01:41:06,200
Speaker 1: know what to HOI to respond, and he goes, ut,

1866
01:41:06,240 --> 01:41:08,960
Speaker 1: why and then another he goes, what kind of shirt

1867
01:41:09,040 --> 01:41:10,639
Speaker 1: is that? I go it's a Brooks Brother shirt? Why?

1868
01:41:10,680 --> 01:41:12,560
Speaker 1: He goes, I know how to get bought out of

1869
01:41:12,560 --> 01:41:15,360
Speaker 1: a Brooks Brother shirt. He goes, club soda and lemon juice.

1870
01:41:15,560 --> 01:41:17,720
Speaker 1: I swear to God and then and then another guy

1871
01:41:18,760 --> 01:41:21,639
Speaker 1: knew that. Then a second guy goes, well, armani's really

1872
01:41:21,680 --> 01:41:23,600
Speaker 1: good for stains and blood stains. And I was like,

1873
01:41:24,240 --> 01:41:27,080
Speaker 1: are you people like remaking American psycho? What are you doing?

1874
01:41:27,320 --> 01:41:30,160
Speaker 1: Like it was the weirdest thing. Funny. You didn't even

1875
01:41:30,520 --> 01:41:32,560
Speaker 1: interview them. They just gave it. They just gave it

1876
01:41:32,600 --> 01:41:35,960
Speaker 1: to me. Yeah, And so the whole, that whole life

1877
01:41:36,000 --> 01:41:38,519
Speaker 1: that I started to lead led me down this path

1878
01:41:38,600 --> 01:41:40,360
Speaker 1: of like about a year and a half later, of

1879
01:41:40,439 --> 01:41:42,200
Speaker 1: like do I do this full time or not? Do

1880
01:41:42,280 --> 01:41:44,559
Speaker 1: I give up all the security and pursue something I'm

1881
01:41:44,560 --> 01:41:47,679
Speaker 1: passionate and really passionate about. And I was really scared.

1882
01:41:47,800 --> 01:41:50,519
Speaker 1: And then even after I made the decision, I had

1883
01:41:50,560 --> 01:41:53,280
Speaker 1: a lot of doubts because I felt like I'm made

1884
01:41:53,320 --> 01:41:55,120
Speaker 1: the wrong decision. And then I ran back to the

1885
01:41:55,200 --> 01:41:57,040
Speaker 1: money and I actually went back to Wall Street for

1886
01:41:57,080 --> 01:42:00,120
Speaker 1: a little while, and then I left again because as

1887
01:42:00,160 --> 01:42:03,040
Speaker 1: I realized that this is super cliche, but it really

1888
01:42:03,080 --> 01:42:05,160
Speaker 1: did pick me, and I didn't pick it right, and

1889
01:42:05,439 --> 01:42:07,160
Speaker 1: and you had to go back and I had to

1890
01:42:07,200 --> 01:42:09,240
Speaker 1: go back. So anybody listening out there, it's and I

1891
01:42:09,240 --> 01:42:11,000
Speaker 1: don't even think it's a career specific. I think it's

1892
01:42:11,080 --> 01:42:13,519
Speaker 1: relationships too. You know you're in relationships is not good,

1893
01:42:13,800 --> 01:42:16,240
Speaker 1: it's dysfunction or whatever. You don't want to leave because

1894
01:42:16,240 --> 01:42:20,320
Speaker 1: it feels comfortable. It's scary. But if you, if you,

1895
01:42:20,600 --> 01:42:22,320
Speaker 1: I didn't want to look back and say I should have.

1896
01:42:23,360 --> 01:42:25,800
Speaker 1: And you asked about how my parents reacted when I

1897
01:42:25,880 --> 01:42:27,200
Speaker 1: told my mother. I think I want to leave Wall

1898
01:42:27,240 --> 01:42:28,600
Speaker 1: Street to be a community. She looked at me and

1899
01:42:28,640 --> 01:42:32,120
Speaker 1: she goes, that better be your first joke. All right, look,

1900
01:42:32,120 --> 01:42:34,000
Speaker 1: we gotta take a break. I want to come back.

1901
01:42:34,000 --> 01:42:36,920
Speaker 1: I want you to hear how he almost haggled on

1902
01:42:37,080 --> 01:42:40,120
Speaker 1: the price of putting his dog down. This is I know.

1903
01:42:40,720 --> 01:42:42,680
Speaker 1: But then look he's a big into adoption. Okay. So

1904
01:42:43,400 --> 01:42:45,320
Speaker 1: I got a text message. Oh my god, I'm looking

1905
01:42:45,360 --> 01:42:47,519
Speaker 1: at a two hundred and eighty nine page merger document

1906
01:42:47,680 --> 01:42:51,920
Speaker 1: right now. I can't believe he gave this up. Get out.

1907
01:42:52,160 --> 01:42:54,479
Speaker 1: Paul Mecurio is here. We'll be back with more run

1908
01:42:54,560 --> 01:42:58,000
Speaker 1: after this. I just want to say that I absolutely

1909
01:42:58,040 --> 01:43:01,120
Speaker 1: love you guys. I don't do for liver four years ago.

1910
01:43:01,360 --> 01:43:04,639
Speaker 1: You guys part of my life. Yeah, thank you. Elvis

1911
01:43:04,760 --> 01:43:09,679
Speaker 1: Duran in the Morning Show. Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

1912
01:43:09,880 --> 01:43:13,160
Speaker 1: You know, Paul your curio does his show Permission to Speak,

1913
01:43:13,160 --> 01:43:16,479
Speaker 1: where he brings the audience members up to interview them,

1914
01:43:16,600 --> 01:43:19,000
Speaker 1: and that's the show. And it turns into a funny

1915
01:43:19,479 --> 01:43:22,960
Speaker 1: slash fun slash sometimes serious thing and I think it's great.

1916
01:43:23,080 --> 01:43:25,720
Speaker 1: It's awesome that there's there's there's this interactivity going on

1917
01:43:26,320 --> 01:43:28,400
Speaker 1: and you interviewed it. But I love how you let

1918
01:43:28,520 --> 01:43:31,519
Speaker 1: them interview you for a few moments. Yeah, I can't

1919
01:43:31,560 --> 01:43:33,799
Speaker 1: be interviewed. I know when I'm when i've been someone's

1920
01:43:33,800 --> 01:43:35,840
Speaker 1: interviewing me, I always turn it around interviewed them. I'm

1921
01:43:35,840 --> 01:43:38,360
Speaker 1: sure you know what that's happened to me. A couple

1922
01:43:38,400 --> 01:43:41,360
Speaker 1: of times in my like, they'll go blah blah blah,

1923
01:43:41,360 --> 01:43:43,120
Speaker 1: and I'll go, oh, where are you? Where you and

1924
01:43:43,160 --> 01:43:45,840
Speaker 1: then I actually stop myself. But that's you. I know,

1925
01:43:46,080 --> 01:43:48,439
Speaker 1: that's your story. Do you do you find your like

1926
01:43:48,760 --> 01:43:53,840
Speaker 1: you're doing well. When Jimmy Fallon was here, it's funny

1927
01:43:53,880 --> 01:43:55,960
Speaker 1: because the two of you were doing that. You know,

1928
01:43:56,080 --> 01:43:58,439
Speaker 1: you'll say, it's in the gay rold. It's like two bottoms.

1929
01:43:58,479 --> 01:44:02,800
Speaker 1: We don't know what we're gonna do, just back up

1930
01:44:02,840 --> 01:44:14,160
Speaker 1: to each other. When right now, when Paul got here,

1931
01:44:14,200 --> 01:44:15,920
Speaker 1: we were talking in the other room about how he

1932
01:44:16,600 --> 01:44:20,400
Speaker 1: is into adopting animals, animals that need homes, and we

1933
01:44:20,520 --> 01:44:22,680
Speaker 1: know there's never ever going to be enough homes for

1934
01:44:22,720 --> 01:44:24,519
Speaker 1: all the animals that need to be adopted. But you

1935
01:44:24,600 --> 01:44:26,280
Speaker 1: had to, you had you've had several dogs and you

1936
01:44:26,479 --> 01:44:28,400
Speaker 1: actually had to do that thing one night where you

1937
01:44:28,479 --> 01:44:31,160
Speaker 1: had to take your dog in, yeah, and have your

1938
01:44:31,200 --> 01:44:33,400
Speaker 1: dog put to sleep, which is it is the saddest

1939
01:44:33,439 --> 01:44:35,960
Speaker 1: day of your life. It really is. It's stilts and

1940
01:44:36,040 --> 01:44:38,360
Speaker 1: you've got a kid. We have a kid. And this

1941
01:44:38,520 --> 01:44:41,960
Speaker 1: isn't about I'm not making fun of, you know, putting

1942
01:44:42,000 --> 01:44:46,720
Speaker 1: dogs on. This is about why I need help, mental help. Um,

1943
01:44:47,400 --> 01:44:49,960
Speaker 1: because I confront people when I think something's not right,

1944
01:44:50,000 --> 01:44:53,080
Speaker 1: and I'm going to change people's behavior, just like and

1945
01:44:53,200 --> 01:44:54,800
Speaker 1: my wife is like, you got to let things go

1946
01:44:55,160 --> 01:44:57,960
Speaker 1: and so and I think, really that's why my wife

1947
01:44:57,960 --> 01:45:00,000
Speaker 1: and I are together because we sort of ying. Yeah,

1948
01:45:00,520 --> 01:45:02,880
Speaker 1: but I really believe like a switch goes off of me,

1949
01:45:02,960 --> 01:45:05,200
Speaker 1: and I really believe that if I say this, that

1950
01:45:05,280 --> 01:45:06,960
Speaker 1: person will stop being a jerk to me and then

1951
01:45:07,000 --> 01:45:09,960
Speaker 1: other people. Okay, so we take good luck, yeah exactly.

1952
01:45:10,120 --> 01:45:12,040
Speaker 1: That trusts me. There's stories. I almost got to rest

1953
01:45:12,080 --> 01:45:13,840
Speaker 1: on an eighty six street. I put my pants down

1954
01:45:13,880 --> 01:45:20,479
Speaker 1: over a plastic bag. It's like, yeah, so it's just

1955
01:45:20,640 --> 01:45:22,880
Speaker 1: it just happens. It's not like it's planned. So anyway,

1956
01:45:23,160 --> 01:45:26,080
Speaker 1: it's like three thirty in the morning, the dog's really laboring.

1957
01:45:26,360 --> 01:45:28,120
Speaker 1: We think it's time we take it to this all

1958
01:45:28,200 --> 01:45:30,599
Speaker 1: night vet place. In Manhattan. We had adopted the dog.

1959
01:45:30,640 --> 01:45:34,120
Speaker 1: And by the way, great place. Um, we going, No,

1960
01:45:34,200 --> 01:45:36,120
Speaker 1: one's in the vet place. There's no it's just a

1961
01:45:36,240 --> 01:45:39,479
Speaker 1: vet tech somewhere behind the scenes as a veterinarian. And

1962
01:45:39,600 --> 01:45:43,080
Speaker 1: then there's a person at the counter registry in or whatever. Um,

1963
01:45:43,400 --> 01:45:44,600
Speaker 1: and I go, I think it gets you have to

1964
01:45:44,600 --> 01:45:46,439
Speaker 1: put our dog down. The woman goes, uh, that's a

1965
01:45:46,520 --> 01:45:49,880
Speaker 1: three hundred and fifty dollars just like that. And my

1966
01:45:50,040 --> 01:45:52,599
Speaker 1: first thought was, I'll let it out on the highway.

1967
01:45:52,640 --> 01:45:57,519
Speaker 1: I'm not spending that kind of money. No, I'm dying

1968
01:45:57,560 --> 01:46:01,600
Speaker 1: though I didn't mean that. No. Um. So then I go,

1969
01:46:01,680 --> 01:46:06,720
Speaker 1: excuse me, she goes, I have to uh, And then

1970
01:46:06,800 --> 01:46:09,120
Speaker 1: I say what she goes, it's three hundred and now

1971
01:46:09,120 --> 01:46:10,880
Speaker 1: I'm already starting to go like that's like a weird

1972
01:46:11,000 --> 01:46:12,680
Speaker 1: thing to say to somebody, the first thing out of

1973
01:46:12,680 --> 01:46:15,439
Speaker 1: your mother. He's like, I'm sorry whatever, and I go, well,

1974
01:46:15,920 --> 01:46:18,200
Speaker 1: I go, you know, the dogs, maybe it's just having

1975
01:46:18,240 --> 01:46:19,720
Speaker 1: a bad night. Can the vet look at the dog?

1976
01:46:19,760 --> 01:46:21,559
Speaker 1: And she goes, that's gonna be one hundred and fifty dollars.

1977
01:46:22,320 --> 01:46:24,479
Speaker 1: And now she's like, I feel like I'm buying a

1978
01:46:24,560 --> 01:46:27,519
Speaker 1: TV at Best Buy. And we're negotiating, and I go,

1979
01:46:27,760 --> 01:46:29,000
Speaker 1: what do you what? She goes, well, yeah, and we

1980
01:46:29,080 --> 01:46:31,080
Speaker 1: need the money up front. I'm like, what is this

1981
01:46:31,200 --> 01:46:33,280
Speaker 1: the mob? What are we doing here? Right? She goes well,

1982
01:46:33,320 --> 01:46:35,559
Speaker 1: and I and then I go and I said it again,

1983
01:46:35,600 --> 01:46:38,360
Speaker 1: and she repeated, and then my switch went off and

1984
01:46:38,479 --> 01:46:40,559
Speaker 1: I take my index fingers and I put them next

1985
01:46:40,560 --> 01:46:42,719
Speaker 1: to my eyeballs and I go like this, the doctor

1986
01:46:42,800 --> 01:46:44,880
Speaker 1: can't just come and look at the dog. He can't

1987
01:46:44,920 --> 01:46:47,479
Speaker 1: come out and look at the dog. And I'm like

1988
01:46:47,640 --> 01:46:50,280
Speaker 1: pointing at the and my wife's like, oh, here we go,

1989
01:46:50,560 --> 01:46:54,360
Speaker 1: here we go, right, So she goes no, and I go, well,

1990
01:46:54,400 --> 01:46:56,519
Speaker 1: this is ridiculus, I go you and then she goes, well,

1991
01:46:56,560 --> 01:46:58,760
Speaker 1: this is just the way I go. But there's nobody here.

1992
01:46:58,840 --> 01:47:01,360
Speaker 1: Can't he just come out? And he goes He goes no,

1993
01:47:01,520 --> 01:47:03,479
Speaker 1: that's just the way it is. And now I'm like,

1994
01:47:03,600 --> 01:47:05,320
Speaker 1: you you want me to spend five hundred dollars put

1995
01:47:05,360 --> 01:47:06,960
Speaker 1: a dog down at three thirty in the morning. You're

1996
01:47:07,120 --> 01:47:09,880
Speaker 1: taking advantage of an emotional situation. And now I'm ranting

1997
01:47:09,960 --> 01:47:11,600
Speaker 1: like this and I'm not gonna do this. And I

1998
01:47:11,720 --> 01:47:14,400
Speaker 1: say to my wife, Carol, and I actually say these words,

1999
01:47:14,800 --> 01:47:17,559
Speaker 1: We're gonna find the cheaper place to have our dog killed.

2000
01:47:21,040 --> 01:47:24,800
Speaker 1: I know, I know you were in bed stage. I was,

2001
01:47:25,600 --> 01:47:27,559
Speaker 1: and I had That was a moment I think we've

2002
01:47:27,600 --> 01:47:29,600
Speaker 1: all had here in the studio and people listening like

2003
01:47:29,880 --> 01:47:31,560
Speaker 1: where you hear yourself do that? And you go, I

2004
01:47:31,640 --> 01:47:33,400
Speaker 1: gotta move to the woods, Like I gotta move to

2005
01:47:33,479 --> 01:47:36,639
Speaker 1: the woods. I can't be around people anymore. No, there's

2006
01:47:36,640 --> 01:47:39,559
Speaker 1: no group on from what you needed to know. Okay,

2007
01:47:39,600 --> 01:47:41,160
Speaker 1: so you go to a deli and try to get

2008
01:47:41,200 --> 01:47:43,360
Speaker 1: some tuna fish. Oh yeah, Oh wait to tell you,

2009
01:47:43,400 --> 01:47:46,639
Speaker 1: I tell you they I take the dog. What happened?

2010
01:47:46,720 --> 01:47:48,280
Speaker 1: We take the dog home real quick, but real quick.

2011
01:47:48,320 --> 01:47:50,960
Speaker 1: I take the dog home. Uh. We we're waiting for

2012
01:47:51,000 --> 01:47:53,080
Speaker 1: the ASPC eight open up in our neighborhood. My son

2013
01:47:53,160 --> 01:47:55,040
Speaker 1: wakes up. He had said goodbye goodbye to the dog.

2014
01:47:55,120 --> 01:47:57,200
Speaker 1: Now the dog's back. It's like, it's a dog better.

2015
01:47:57,280 --> 01:47:59,519
Speaker 1: My wife's like, no, why's the dog here? And my

2016
01:47:59,600 --> 01:48:04,680
Speaker 1: wife is l she goes, your father's a raving lunatic. Yeah,

2017
01:48:05,000 --> 01:48:06,880
Speaker 1: And then we took it to the SPC. It was

2018
01:48:06,920 --> 01:48:09,519
Speaker 1: eighty five dollars and it was such a bargain. I

2019
01:48:09,560 --> 01:48:11,080
Speaker 1: thought I should go get two other dogs and have

2020
01:48:11,160 --> 01:48:13,639
Speaker 1: them put down too, But I didn't. No, I will

2021
01:48:13,680 --> 01:48:17,920
Speaker 1: not tolerate this. Yeah, what's about the tuna fish? So

2022
01:48:18,000 --> 01:48:19,760
Speaker 1: I had it. I live on the east side. For

2023
01:48:19,960 --> 01:48:23,479
Speaker 1: people don't know, there's east side west side of Man there. Yeah, exactly,

2024
01:48:23,520 --> 01:48:25,600
Speaker 1: it's a big tune area. And I and I was

2025
01:48:25,720 --> 01:48:27,640
Speaker 1: with somebody and this guy had like a salad with

2026
01:48:27,720 --> 01:48:29,720
Speaker 1: grilled chicken, and I had a salad with a scoopa too,

2027
01:48:29,800 --> 01:48:32,320
Speaker 1: and in a couple of cokes, and it was forty

2028
01:48:32,400 --> 01:48:35,559
Speaker 1: three dollars. It was even like living here twenty years.

2029
01:48:35,600 --> 01:48:37,559
Speaker 1: You go, that's crazy. I think I'm getting ripped off.

2030
01:48:37,920 --> 01:48:39,559
Speaker 1: And again I start to think, but it's like kind

2031
01:48:39,600 --> 01:48:40,760
Speaker 1: of a business thing. I don't want to look like

2032
01:48:40,800 --> 01:48:43,000
Speaker 1: I'm cheap. I signed the thing and I'm heading back

2033
01:48:43,080 --> 01:48:45,080
Speaker 1: to the Daily Show studio, which is on the west side.

2034
01:48:45,080 --> 01:48:47,240
Speaker 1: Now from people listening, it's like a it's like a

2035
01:48:47,320 --> 01:48:49,599
Speaker 1: twenty minute drive an expensive cab right to go east

2036
01:48:49,640 --> 01:48:50,760
Speaker 1: west in the city in the middle of the day.

2037
01:48:50,760 --> 01:48:52,840
Speaker 1: All right, I just spent forty three dollars on tunday

2038
01:48:53,120 --> 01:48:55,800
Speaker 1: and I'm a big shot buddy. So now I'm in

2039
01:48:55,840 --> 01:48:58,200
Speaker 1: the studio rehearsing and I'm not paying attention to anything

2040
01:48:58,200 --> 01:49:00,640
Speaker 1: because I don't care. I'm just thinking about this scoopatuna

2041
01:49:00,720 --> 01:49:02,200
Speaker 1: and what's going on with the tuna. It was just

2042
01:49:02,280 --> 01:49:04,000
Speaker 1: a scoop of tuna, like you get ice cream, right,

2043
01:49:04,320 --> 01:49:06,479
Speaker 1: And I'm like obsessed and like and then I go

2044
01:49:06,600 --> 01:49:08,479
Speaker 1: off to the corner and I look at the receipt

2045
01:49:08,520 --> 01:49:10,759
Speaker 1: and the guy charged me seven dollars for scoopa tuna,

2046
01:49:11,280 --> 01:49:14,280
Speaker 1: and I was like, I got ripped off. So now

2047
01:49:14,560 --> 01:49:16,920
Speaker 1: my switch goes off, and I call the diner and

2048
01:49:17,000 --> 01:49:19,519
Speaker 1: I go, hey, why did you charge me seven dollars

2049
01:49:19,520 --> 01:49:21,439
Speaker 1: for scoopa tuna? He goes, I had to charge it

2050
01:49:21,520 --> 01:49:23,679
Speaker 1: like it was a sandwich. I go, but it wasn't

2051
01:49:23,680 --> 01:49:25,720
Speaker 1: a sandwich. He goes, but I had to charge it

2052
01:49:25,840 --> 01:49:27,400
Speaker 1: like that. I go, but there was no it's not

2053
01:49:27,560 --> 01:49:29,160
Speaker 1: He goes, but I go, there's no butt, there was

2054
01:49:29,200 --> 01:49:32,360
Speaker 1: no evidence of bread, lettuce, tomato. It wasn't a sandwich.

2055
01:49:32,520 --> 01:49:34,000
Speaker 1: He goes, But I go, what is this you had

2056
01:49:34,080 --> 01:49:36,560
Speaker 1: to is there's like tuna legislation that's been passed that

2057
01:49:36,600 --> 01:49:39,320
Speaker 1: I don't know about it. He goes, well you know this.

2058
01:49:39,560 --> 01:49:41,639
Speaker 1: I go, I've been coming to your diner for four years.

2059
01:49:41,680 --> 01:49:43,240
Speaker 1: You're in my neighbor. You're gonna do this to me

2060
01:49:43,360 --> 01:49:45,519
Speaker 1: that He goes, well, I go, I go, I'm gonna

2061
01:49:45,520 --> 01:49:47,760
Speaker 1: listen at six o'clock. When we're done here, I'm gonna

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01:49:47,800 --> 01:49:49,880
Speaker 1: come back and I want three dollars back for my

2063
01:49:49,960 --> 01:49:53,720
Speaker 1: scoopa tuna. And then I realize I'm negotiating over a scoopatuna.

2064
01:49:54,400 --> 01:49:56,320
Speaker 1: And again it's like I gotta move to the woods.

2065
01:49:56,360 --> 01:49:59,599
Speaker 1: It's like I can't. It's true. And so he stood

2066
01:49:59,640 --> 01:50:01,519
Speaker 1: his ground, and I stood my ground, and I got

2067
01:50:01,560 --> 01:50:04,240
Speaker 1: so mad. He goes, that's it. No, I'm charging Lake.

2068
01:50:04,240 --> 01:50:05,960
Speaker 1: It's a sandwich. And I go, you're gonna charge me

2069
01:50:06,000 --> 01:50:07,640
Speaker 1: La it was a sandwich. He goes yeah. I go, well,

2070
01:50:07,680 --> 01:50:09,560
Speaker 1: then I want my whole sandwich. And I got in

2071
01:50:09,600 --> 01:50:11,400
Speaker 1: a cab and I drove all the way back and

2072
01:50:11,520 --> 01:50:14,280
Speaker 1: I made him wrap me up two slices of wheat, bread, lettuce,

2073
01:50:14,320 --> 01:50:17,760
Speaker 1: tomato come, and the pickle. I swear to God, it's

2074
01:50:17,800 --> 01:50:19,880
Speaker 1: the principal. Okay. The reason why I want you to

2075
01:50:19,920 --> 01:50:22,639
Speaker 1: tell the story is that's Dave broad Yes, Dave Brodie's

2076
01:50:22,640 --> 01:50:24,800
Speaker 1: writing a book. What's the book called? Oh, it's even

2077
01:50:24,920 --> 01:50:26,800
Speaker 1: is not even free dessert? It's about how you should

2078
01:50:26,840 --> 01:50:28,960
Speaker 1: get extra even when they give you your steak for

2079
01:50:29,000 --> 01:50:31,160
Speaker 1: free because they burnt it, you still should get free dessert.

2080
01:50:31,200 --> 01:50:34,200
Speaker 1: On top of that, he went into a Chinese restaurant

2081
01:50:34,280 --> 01:50:36,439
Speaker 1: one time. Tell the story, we were quick, We're really late,

2082
01:50:36,520 --> 01:50:38,360
Speaker 1: and Nate's like, crap, they messed up my order. They

2083
01:50:38,360 --> 01:50:41,000
Speaker 1: made me wait forty minutes for dumplings or something. And

2084
01:50:41,160 --> 01:50:43,599
Speaker 1: so she says, oh, I'm sorry. It was a lame excuse.

2085
01:50:43,920 --> 01:50:45,920
Speaker 1: And so I went to refrigerator to a grape soda.

2086
01:50:45,920 --> 01:50:47,920
Speaker 1: I go, we're even, right, this will make us even.

2087
01:50:47,960 --> 01:50:51,200
Speaker 1: He just starting drinking their sodas, say we're even, and

2088
01:50:51,320 --> 01:50:55,240
Speaker 1: he walked out one. I said we're good now, right,

2089
01:50:55,280 --> 01:51:01,360
Speaker 1: and she's like, oh, okay, that's awesome. It's not okay.

2090
01:51:01,360 --> 01:51:04,760
Speaker 1: He totally rolled a Chinese. He can play me in

2091
01:51:04,800 --> 01:51:10,040
Speaker 1: the movie, seriously, Brodie Brodie. If ever, if ever anyone

2092
01:51:10,120 --> 01:51:12,599
Speaker 1: on this show has a problem with a company needs

2093
01:51:12,640 --> 01:51:14,519
Speaker 1: to make a phone call to a customer service, we

2094
01:51:14,560 --> 01:51:16,040
Speaker 1: have him doing. I'm the guy that has to speak

2095
01:51:16,080 --> 01:51:21,479
Speaker 1: to the manager. I'm that guy. I'm the other guy exactly.

2096
01:51:24,000 --> 01:51:27,760
Speaker 1: All right, Look we gotta go, but we felt we

2097
01:51:27,840 --> 01:51:31,360
Speaker 1: found another Brodie. No, you two are soul mates. Yeah, Paul, uh,

2098
01:51:31,560 --> 01:51:33,240
Speaker 1: it's it's such a pleasure to me. Thank you for

2099
01:51:33,320 --> 01:51:34,559
Speaker 1: having me. I've been a big fan of the show.

2100
01:51:34,560 --> 01:51:36,280
Speaker 1: I really appreciate you having me on. And I love

2101
01:51:36,360 --> 01:51:39,439
Speaker 1: and I love, I just I love what you do

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01:51:39,960 --> 01:51:41,479
Speaker 1: on your show, in your show. I've got to come

2103
01:51:41,520 --> 01:51:45,400
Speaker 1: see that. Yeah, please, it's a it's uh, it's on telecharge.

2104
01:51:45,400 --> 01:51:47,360
Speaker 1: People can get tickets there and it's at the Actors

2105
01:51:47,439 --> 01:51:49,679
Speaker 1: Temple Theater here in New York. And it's really it's

2106
01:51:49,760 --> 01:51:53,120
Speaker 1: really fun and I can say honestly, it's something unique.

2107
01:51:53,160 --> 01:51:54,800
Speaker 1: That's what people are saying, and that means a lot

2108
01:51:54,880 --> 01:51:57,000
Speaker 1: to me and to your point earlier, it's something that

2109
01:51:57,040 --> 01:51:59,280
Speaker 1: people leave and it sticks to it sticks with them

2110
01:51:59,320 --> 01:52:00,640
Speaker 1: for a little while, you know, because some of these

2111
01:52:00,640 --> 01:52:02,080
Speaker 1: stories are really great and we need more of that.

2112
01:52:02,120 --> 01:52:05,080
Speaker 1: And I want to see a Netflix special sometime soon. Well. Actually,

2113
01:52:05,120 --> 01:52:08,280
Speaker 1: it's funny because we're Frank and I talking about what

2114
01:52:08,479 --> 01:52:11,200
Speaker 1: we can do with this beyond a live show. Awesome

2115
01:52:11,240 --> 01:52:13,479
Speaker 1: because people are saying, like, we kind of need this show.

2116
01:52:13,560 --> 01:52:15,760
Speaker 1: It's kind of bringing people together. It's not a big

2117
01:52:15,840 --> 01:52:18,400
Speaker 1: Kumbayas show, but like it's very divisive in the country

2118
01:52:18,520 --> 01:52:24,519
Speaker 1: right now, and it's like this definitely connects me. Yeah,

2119
01:52:24,560 --> 01:52:27,160
Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, it's all good. Where you read

2120
01:52:27,160 --> 01:52:31,560
Speaker 1: the papers, there's nothing I would like to see that.

2121
01:52:31,640 --> 01:52:35,080
Speaker 1: But and congratulations, permission to speak. It's running on Broadway.

2122
01:52:35,080 --> 01:52:37,439
Speaker 1: But like I said before, do the Google on paul

2123
01:52:37,520 --> 01:52:39,880
Speaker 1: a mercurio and just look at anything and everything online

2124
01:52:39,920 --> 01:52:41,840
Speaker 1: that you can. And thank you for coming in, Paul,

2125
01:52:41,960 --> 01:52:45,280
Speaker 1: Thanks for having me. It's really fine. Thank you. It's

2126
01:52:45,280 --> 01:52:48,519
Speaker 1: spending to radio host Elvis Durand for his unfiltered take

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Speaker 1: on Hollywood. Elvis Durand then show number one on the

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Speaker 1: twenty eighteen Elvis Durand in the morning show a Holiday

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Speaker 1: Elvis Durand the Elvis Durant Phone Tap, Garrett, Yes, I

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Speaker 1: guess that's why you're in here. Yeah, it's phone tap

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01:53:15,960 --> 01:53:21,519
Speaker 1: all right, Christmas phone tap time all right. Yes, Vince

2136
01:53:21,560 --> 01:53:23,240
Speaker 1: and Rene are playing a phone tap on their dad

2137
01:53:23,320 --> 01:53:25,920
Speaker 1: and Nick. Now, Nick normally hangs up the Christmas lights

2138
01:53:26,040 --> 01:53:28,720
Speaker 1: every year, it's you know, the tradition he has. But

2139
01:53:28,920 --> 01:53:32,280
Speaker 1: right now Nick is on vacation. So the kid said, hey,

2140
01:53:32,320 --> 01:53:35,400
Speaker 1: why don't you call my dad and say, hey, uh,

2141
01:53:35,720 --> 01:53:38,400
Speaker 1: we hired you to hang up the Christmas lights instead

2142
01:53:38,439 --> 01:53:40,479
Speaker 1: of us putting them up, and you're looking to get paid.

2143
01:53:41,680 --> 01:53:46,320
Speaker 1: That's no fun. See what happens? Hi? Yeah, Um, I

2144
01:53:46,720 --> 01:53:49,400
Speaker 1: just finished outside. I don't know no one's home right now,

2145
01:53:49,479 --> 01:53:51,160
Speaker 1: but um, is there away for me to get the

2146
01:53:51,200 --> 01:53:54,160
Speaker 1: money for the lights? Buddy, I don't know what you're

2147
01:53:54,160 --> 01:53:57,080
Speaker 1: talking about. You must have the wrong number. Yeah, no, sir, Yeah,

2148
01:53:57,120 --> 01:53:59,479
Speaker 1: this is Buddy over at the eye yell Um, Vince,

2149
01:53:59,560 --> 01:54:02,439
Speaker 1: I'm gonna need that money. Vince. I'm Nick. First of all,

2150
01:54:02,520 --> 01:54:04,560
Speaker 1: I don't know what does Vince had to do with this.

2151
01:54:05,000 --> 01:54:08,400
Speaker 1: We did the deal with Vince and a Renee and

2152
01:54:08,600 --> 01:54:10,200
Speaker 1: so I don't know who you are, but if you

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01:54:10,320 --> 01:54:12,920
Speaker 1: have any way of giving us wait, I'm Nick, I'm

2154
01:54:12,960 --> 01:54:15,160
Speaker 1: their father. All right, what are you talking about? What

2155
01:54:15,320 --> 01:54:18,200
Speaker 1: deal did you do? We were hired to decorate the

2156
01:54:18,280 --> 01:54:21,000
Speaker 1: front of your house with the Christmas lights that were

2157
01:54:21,080 --> 01:54:25,160
Speaker 1: provided for us. In exchange for five hundred dollars. Five

2158
01:54:25,280 --> 01:54:28,200
Speaker 1: hundred dollars, I told those two to put those lights up,

2159
01:54:28,200 --> 01:54:30,599
Speaker 1: the one thing I asked them to do while I'm away.

2160
01:54:31,360 --> 01:54:33,440
Speaker 1: So I don't know what you're talking about. The five

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01:54:33,520 --> 01:54:36,360
Speaker 1: hundred dollars is absurd. The lights didn't caused five hundred,

2162
01:54:36,640 --> 01:54:39,400
Speaker 1: but the labor, the time, the effort, and the heart did.

2163
01:54:39,520 --> 01:54:43,360
Speaker 1: So time to pay. Listen again, I didn't hire you,

2164
01:54:43,600 --> 01:54:47,360
Speaker 1: and I'm not paying you right right, right, right, right, right,

2165
01:54:47,560 --> 01:54:50,400
Speaker 1: right right right, Well we were right, I'm right. Is

2166
01:54:50,440 --> 01:54:52,120
Speaker 1: there a way to get into your house? Is there

2167
01:54:52,160 --> 01:54:54,240
Speaker 1: a key underneath your front matter? So listen, what are

2168
01:54:54,280 --> 01:54:56,680
Speaker 1: you talking about? Buddy? You're not getting my frigging house?

2169
01:54:56,680 --> 01:54:59,600
Speaker 1: All right, I don't what are you crazy? Well, you demented?

2170
01:55:00,360 --> 01:55:02,720
Speaker 1: I'm gonna call the police. Well, the police will just

2171
01:55:02,920 --> 01:55:05,160
Speaker 1: be in awe once they see the work that we've done.

2172
01:55:05,440 --> 01:55:07,520
Speaker 1: But if you will, you're gonna be an awe when

2173
01:55:07,520 --> 01:55:09,480
Speaker 1: you have my fists in your face. All right, and

2174
01:55:09,680 --> 01:55:11,400
Speaker 1: if you get about your five hundred bucks, and I

2175
01:55:11,480 --> 01:55:14,440
Speaker 1: can have done. Lights got hung and now I'm just

2176
01:55:14,600 --> 01:55:16,640
Speaker 1: looking to get paid for the world all I got

2177
01:55:16,640 --> 01:55:19,040
Speaker 1: for you. Buddies in knuckle sandwich. You're lucky. I'm out

2178
01:55:19,040 --> 01:55:21,120
Speaker 1: of town all right now, I've beat it, all right.

2179
01:55:21,280 --> 01:55:24,360
Speaker 1: Please stop this harassment. Listen, stop being a grange. Just

2180
01:55:24,480 --> 01:55:27,600
Speaker 1: pay up for what you to me. I love Christmas.

2181
01:55:27,840 --> 01:55:29,800
Speaker 1: I love it since I was a little boy and

2182
01:55:29,960 --> 01:55:33,240
Speaker 1: my mother would sing Christmas towns in Italian. You understand,

2183
01:55:33,560 --> 01:55:35,680
Speaker 1: So don't tell me I'm a grange. I'm no bridge.

2184
01:55:36,240 --> 01:55:38,640
Speaker 1: I'm a great guy and I love Christmas. I love

2185
01:55:38,720 --> 01:55:41,720
Speaker 1: decorating for Christmas. That's it, all right now you there,

2186
01:55:42,560 --> 01:55:44,480
Speaker 1: I am here all right. I hung up on him.

2187
01:55:45,120 --> 01:55:48,320
Speaker 1: Are you sure you're okay with this? Yes? I know

2188
01:55:48,360 --> 01:55:50,480
Speaker 1: how to play my dad perfectly. And your brother's call

2189
01:55:50,520 --> 01:55:55,360
Speaker 1: with this too, yeah, oh yeah, we're both in on it. Hello,

2190
01:55:57,240 --> 01:55:59,600
Speaker 1: what did you when, Vince? Do you've caught some more

2191
01:56:00,000 --> 01:56:01,680
Speaker 1: on the internet to come to hang the lights on

2192
01:56:01,760 --> 01:56:05,280
Speaker 1: the house? What are you out of your mind? Bob? Bob?

2193
01:56:05,440 --> 01:56:07,560
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? What do you mean? What

2194
01:56:07,640 --> 01:56:10,520
Speaker 1: am I talking about? You have this idiot come and

2195
01:56:10,680 --> 01:56:13,000
Speaker 1: now he wants five hundred thousand. He ain't getting a

2196
01:56:13,080 --> 01:56:16,160
Speaker 1: borgan dying? Do you hear me? I am so sick

2197
01:56:16,200 --> 01:56:18,440
Speaker 1: of your bull You hear me that you got this

2198
01:56:18,640 --> 01:56:21,640
Speaker 1: idiot for me and harassing me. If you let me talk,

2199
01:56:21,800 --> 01:56:23,720
Speaker 1: I will tell you. You have me to hang up

2200
01:56:23,760 --> 01:56:25,800
Speaker 1: the lights before you got home. You're getting home tonight.

2201
01:56:25,960 --> 01:56:28,760
Speaker 1: I'm doing it this afternoon. There's no lights on the house.

2202
01:56:28,880 --> 01:56:32,680
Speaker 1: I didn't pay anyone to do list outside. Yeah, okay,

2203
01:56:32,760 --> 01:56:34,520
Speaker 1: go outside and take a picture of the house right

2204
01:56:34,560 --> 01:56:36,440
Speaker 1: now and send it to me. Send it to my phone.

2205
01:56:36,880 --> 01:56:41,280
Speaker 1: I'm getting breakfast. I think I'm eating. I'm sick of yours.

2206
01:56:42,320 --> 01:56:45,200
Speaker 1: You're in eating or playing that xbox. Damn it. Don't

2207
01:56:45,240 --> 01:56:47,600
Speaker 1: deny it to me. We'll laugh. You're gonna get a

2208
01:56:47,680 --> 01:56:51,960
Speaker 1: nice Christmas bowed up your tonight when I get home. Hey, Nick, Hey, what,

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01:56:52,120 --> 01:56:54,080
Speaker 1: what's what's going on? Who's this? Nick? My name is

2210
01:56:54,080 --> 01:56:55,800
Speaker 1: Gareth and Elvis during the Morning show And you just

2211
01:56:55,880 --> 01:57:01,000
Speaker 1: got phone tapped a daddy, I got phone taddy. Got

2212
01:57:01,000 --> 01:57:05,520
Speaker 1: my blood boiling over here. I'm gonna finished my head.

2213
01:57:05,640 --> 01:57:07,840
Speaker 1: Come up in and go hang a stupid light. You

2214
01:57:08,000 --> 01:57:15,240
Speaker 1: better do a good job. I swear that was Scary's dad.

2215
01:57:17,040 --> 01:57:21,560
Speaker 1: Sounded like him. Yeah, prerecorded permission granted by all her

2216
01:57:21,760 --> 01:57:26,600
Speaker 1: Space Elie's Duran phone tad on Eli's Duran in the

2217
01:57:26,640 --> 01:57:31,560
Speaker 1: Morning Show. Oh Hi, we're on so sorry, I thought

2218
01:57:31,600 --> 01:57:34,320
Speaker 1: the show was over. Is it noon? I don't know's

2219
01:57:34,720 --> 01:57:37,240
Speaker 1: we're talking to Paul mccurie. He's so fascinating. What a

2220
01:57:37,320 --> 01:57:40,240
Speaker 1: nice guy. I know, but he's just don't you ever

2221
01:57:40,280 --> 01:57:41,480
Speaker 1: meet to me? You just want to talk to them

2222
01:57:41,520 --> 01:57:44,600
Speaker 1: and yes, and never end the conversation. Yeah, all right.

2223
01:57:44,640 --> 01:57:48,080
Speaker 1: Well then he walked down and discussed he got to go.

2224
01:57:49,160 --> 01:57:51,720
Speaker 1: Paul mercurie, please go see him. A permission to speak

2225
01:57:51,760 --> 01:57:54,240
Speaker 1: on Broadway or anywhere he's doing. He has all sorts

2226
01:57:54,240 --> 01:57:56,880
Speaker 1: of to podcast everything and gandhi, thank you for bringing

2227
01:57:56,960 --> 01:57:58,640
Speaker 1: him to us. I'm so glad you guys liked him.

2228
01:57:59,080 --> 01:58:00,880
Speaker 1: I was a lot. I was very nervous. I'm like cool,

2229
01:58:00,880 --> 01:58:03,960
Speaker 1: I hope they're with my friend's fascinating. All right, Stephen

2230
01:58:04,040 --> 01:58:07,640
Speaker 1: Singer jewelry. You know he uses that that slug line

2231
01:58:07,640 --> 01:58:11,240
Speaker 1: they call it, I hate Stephen Singer. We gotta get

2232
01:58:11,320 --> 01:58:13,880
Speaker 1: rid of that. Yeah, I love Steve d love them. Yeah,

2233
01:58:13,960 --> 01:58:16,200
Speaker 1: let's move it to I kind of love steps kind of.

2234
01:58:16,720 --> 01:58:19,120
Speaker 1: I don't hate Stephen Singer, go to I hate Stephensinger

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01:58:19,200 --> 01:58:21,440
Speaker 1: dot com. He's got all sorts of gifts ready to go,

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01:58:21,560 --> 01:58:23,520
Speaker 1: and he has this free shipping thing. Going on, which

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01:58:23,600 --> 01:58:25,400
Speaker 1: is great. If you feel kind of weird about shopping

2238
01:58:25,400 --> 01:58:27,360
Speaker 1: for jewelry online because you can't touch it, feel it,

2239
01:58:27,600 --> 01:58:29,920
Speaker 1: you can because what he'll do, He'll send it all

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01:58:29,960 --> 01:58:31,880
Speaker 1: to you for free. And whatever you want to keep,

2241
01:58:31,920 --> 01:58:33,440
Speaker 1: you keep. Whatever you don't like, you send it back

2242
01:58:33,520 --> 01:58:35,920
Speaker 1: for free. Yeah, you can even live with it for

2243
01:58:36,000 --> 01:58:40,160
Speaker 1: a while. His diamonds are one hundred percent I flawless, colorless,

2244
01:58:40,240 --> 01:58:42,520
Speaker 1: tons of sparkle. He has these ear rings called the

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01:58:42,640 --> 01:58:45,680
Speaker 1: Anita Diamond Study ar ring. I still think it's because

2246
01:58:45,720 --> 01:58:50,120
Speaker 1: you say Anita's Anita a woman's name. I wonder who

2247
01:58:50,200 --> 01:58:52,960
Speaker 1: she is. We're gonna find him anyway. They started under

2248
01:58:53,000 --> 01:58:56,160
Speaker 1: two hundred and seventy dollars. They're beautiful. It's a great gift.

2249
01:58:56,240 --> 01:58:57,840
Speaker 1: It's just one of a billion different gifts you can

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01:58:57,880 --> 01:59:00,200
Speaker 1: find free shipping right now, one place, one price. It's

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01:59:00,200 --> 01:59:02,480
Speaker 1: stephen Singer Jewelers, the other corner of eights and wanted

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01:59:02,560 --> 01:59:05,280
Speaker 1: in Philly, or of course I hate Stephensinger dot com.

2253
01:59:08,040 --> 01:59:10,080
Speaker 1: It is officially the game of the year for us.

2254
01:59:10,160 --> 01:59:13,720
Speaker 1: You know we love our board games. Privacy the game

2255
01:59:14,760 --> 01:59:17,920
Speaker 1: I mean you push your friends to the edge, Yes

2256
01:59:18,040 --> 01:59:22,520
Speaker 1: you do, well, that's how you win. You know, it's

2257
01:59:22,560 --> 01:59:25,600
Speaker 1: more than just you know, naughty behavior and funny fun

2258
01:59:26,120 --> 01:59:29,120
Speaker 1: it's also like, you know, you gotta win this thing. Yeah,

2259
01:59:29,400 --> 01:59:31,880
Speaker 1: I mean, there is some structure to the madness, of course,

2260
01:59:32,160 --> 01:59:35,120
Speaker 1: so it's hilarious. It's definitely risque. Sometimes it's just playing wrong.

2261
01:59:35,160 --> 01:59:37,760
Speaker 1: It's embarrassing. Sometimes embarrassing things come out when you're playing

2262
01:59:37,800 --> 01:59:39,760
Speaker 1: Privacy the Game. Yes, they do. I feel like, not

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Speaker 1: only do you push your friends, you push yourself. I

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01:59:42,440 --> 01:59:44,200
Speaker 1: want you to go to Target and pick it up

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01:59:44,240 --> 01:59:46,240
Speaker 1: Privacy the Game. It's officially our game of the Year.

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01:59:46,480 --> 01:59:48,920
Speaker 1: Privacy the Game available at Target, Barnes and Noble, wherever

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Speaker 1: they sell games.