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Speaker 1: Hi, Welcome to the podcast We Make Horrible Decisions. Wait

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Speaker 1: wait are we starting, bitch? Yeah, and now we're gonna

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Speaker 1: starting this whole thing here star started over, started, We're

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Speaker 1: gonna start it over when we click edit on the

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Speaker 1: fucking iTunes thing because we're not paying for it, damn. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: I'm Wheezy Um and you guys know me as Mandy

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Speaker 1: be Mandizzele, full Court Pumps, whatever you wanna call me, Okay,

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Speaker 1: and we make horrible decisions. I'm really excited to be here.

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Speaker 1: If I could think of anybody that does slutty your

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Speaker 1: things in me, it's definitely you. And he's just saying that, guys.

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Speaker 1: So this podcast is about sex and dating and all

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Speaker 1: the weird, disgusting ship we do with people we meet

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Speaker 1: on the internet. Mandy and I have known each other

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Speaker 1: for quite some time, not always the greatest of friends,

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Speaker 1: but for some reason we always find our way back

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Speaker 1: to each other. And I think it's because the only

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Speaker 1: thing we have in common is the nasty things that

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Speaker 1: we do. Apparently that's what she says. However, when we

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Speaker 1: did meet, Um, I'll go ahead and give you guys

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Speaker 1: a little backdrop on that. We were both virgins. Well,

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Speaker 1: actually I think I was. I don't think she was. Um,

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Speaker 1: we were about what fifteen, maybe fourteen fifteen? Send my

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Speaker 1: mom to lay. Oh, I'm sorry anyways, Um, I'm not

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Speaker 1: sure how Yeah, we were out fifteen and sixteen. However

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Speaker 1: old we were. Um, we actually fought in a teen

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Speaker 1: club on our boyfriend. I was dating him and that

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Speaker 1: was her ex. Um. However, we totally hated each other

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Speaker 1: through my Space and aim and everything else. And UM,

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Speaker 1: at that time, I was a bit ratchet and I

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Speaker 1: told her if we ever see each other, we weren't

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Speaker 1: going to have any words to the future. We ended

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Speaker 1: up um hanging out. Um somehow we vibed quite a

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Speaker 1: bit and became friends. And so that was ten years ago,

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Speaker 1: and here we are today, both living in New York City.

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Speaker 1: Um up here from Florida. Where to Florida girls? By

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Speaker 1: the way, So, I guess, do you want to tell

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Speaker 1: our viewers a little bit about you? Because I know

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Speaker 1: I'm popping. Everyone knows who the hell I am, but

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Speaker 1: maybe no one knows who you are. So go ahead

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Speaker 1: and tell people who you are. I wish you guys

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Speaker 1: could see the eye roll. Um. Anyway, Um, I'm wheezy,

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Speaker 1: I'm twenty five for another week. I'm black and Israeli.

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Speaker 1: I'm an account exact for a telecommunications company. And when

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Speaker 1: I'm not doing corporate ship, I'm just on tender being

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Speaker 1: a little skank. Got all I have? Would you like

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Speaker 1: to tell your brief history? Brief? Okay, I'm gonna be brief. Um, Well,

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Speaker 1: for anyone who knows me, I've dip and dabbled in

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Speaker 1: a little bit of everything. UM. I started off. I

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Speaker 1: guess I can say modeling. That's kind of cliche. At

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Speaker 1: on a black man's magazine, I would go with that. Yes, Um,

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Speaker 1: I did magazines at one point, long long, very long

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Speaker 1: time ago. UM. And then what most people know before,

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Speaker 1: I ran a very um popping sports blog controversial. It

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Speaker 1: was core Pump dot Com did that for about four years,

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Speaker 1: did media with the Orlando Magic, did some sp stuff

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Speaker 1: and did some guys, a few of them, Um, are

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Speaker 1: one of them on that TV behind you. That's the

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Speaker 1: name of the sports. This is basketball. Um. And also

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Speaker 1: I'm probably blocked by some of your favorite athletes for

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Speaker 1: some of the things I posted. UM, maybe because you look, no,

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Speaker 1: not that reason, um, one of them. What we'll talk

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Speaker 1: about that later anyways. Um, and fast forward to today,

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Speaker 1: I am a twentysomething living in New York City, UM,

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Speaker 1: going full time to school, and currently working at an

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Speaker 1: investment bank. UM so I'm in the finance industry now

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Speaker 1: much of a difference from my normal life I've anyway, So,

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Speaker 1: just to give you guys some background of what you're

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Speaker 1: gonna hear on this podcast, it's going to be kink

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Speaker 1: of the Week, our sex stories, the horrible decision that

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Speaker 1: we made, the lesson we learned, and of course some

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Speaker 1: to start you guys off, I picked a kink because

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Speaker 1: I particularly like to watch it, and it's called Well,

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Speaker 1: can guess. I feel like you're whole enough to know.

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Speaker 1: I say, I think you should say the word and

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Speaker 1: have people guess what the hell that is the type

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Speaker 1: of sexual activity in which several men ejaculate on another person. Oh,

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Speaker 1: it's several men. I thought it was one I want anyways.

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Speaker 1: And we'll go ahead, and I actually say when she said, hey,

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Speaker 1: I didn't know that. So I was like, buukoki, who

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Speaker 1: What you're thinking about it, what you're thinking about it.

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Speaker 1: You're a fucking horror bro. No, no, no, no, no no,

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Speaker 1: I've never known mukoki is an Asian word. I think, um, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know why I like to

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Speaker 1: the show after she heard what we were talking about.

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Speaker 1: So let's not even talk about that. My mom is

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Speaker 1: clearly why I am the way. I don't know. Um, yeah,

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Speaker 1: so maybe that's what it is. So if you go

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Speaker 1: Um anyway, I haven't had it happened to me. I

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Speaker 1: know about lesbian bookaki is really bad. They all squired

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Speaker 1: are more than I really need to tell you the

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Speaker 1: I just got to get this out, Okay, So get

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Speaker 1: into the pre um discussion of the week. I guess

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Speaker 1: And I have a lot of referral credits on class past,

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Speaker 1: that show. Well it's good, you should. I decided on

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Speaker 1: and I'm like, shit, it's forty five minutes left. Excuse me,

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Speaker 1: I had a good two seconds. Okay, everybody's flipped over.

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Speaker 1: I'm not there yet. She's like, next thing, you know,

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Speaker 1: I fucking bust my ass. All the big girls turn around,

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Speaker 1: and that's when I knew it got a little too

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Speaker 1: acrobatic for me. I'll get on this damn curtain and

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Speaker 1: she's like, take your legs, flip them up. What the

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Speaker 1: hell is flipping your legs up? And go upside down?

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Speaker 1: I'm upside down. All the blood is rushing into my face. Here.

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Speaker 1: I figured if it wasn't coming out, it wasn't coming out,

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Speaker 1: I game. Wait. My mom wouldn't even answer the phone anymore.

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Speaker 1: She's like, I can'ly went like like if anyone knows me,

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Speaker 1: Of course, you know what, before we tell you how

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Speaker 1: we're gonna have to hold that. Well yeah, well this

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Speaker 1: I'm sure, so the most recent time was literally within

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Speaker 1: the last few months. Um. So it's a guy that

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Speaker 1: So like I was totally going with the blindfold thing.

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Speaker 1: So fine, we skipped to it. We get on the bed,

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Speaker 1: So he comes back in the room and he has

420
00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:30,600
Speaker 1: his iPhone in his hand and suddenly he puts the

421
00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:35,720
Speaker 1: flashlight on and it's like, bro, what are you doing?

422
00:21:35,720 --> 00:21:37,040
Speaker 1: It's like, I mean you want me to go to

423
00:21:37,080 --> 00:21:38,680
Speaker 1: look for Like how am I supposed to look? What

424
00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:41,840
Speaker 1: are you in? A deep dark abyss? You know? What

425
00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:44,040
Speaker 1: I'm saying, like, why is the flashlight out? Put your

426
00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:48,120
Speaker 1: hand in there and feel for it. Damn, the light

427
00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:50,680
Speaker 1: could have out, bro, it could It's well maybe not,

428
00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:54,320
Speaker 1: you're right anyway. So he ends up getting it out

429
00:21:54,440 --> 00:21:59,040
Speaker 1: and he's holding it and he's like, so are you okay?

430
00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:01,919
Speaker 1: I'm like yeah, and then he's like, say, do you

431
00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:05,080
Speaker 1: have another one? And I'm like no, And then he's

432
00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:07,440
Speaker 1: looking at the condom and I looked back and he

433
00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:09,000
Speaker 1: was gonna try to put it back on. Said, bro,

434
00:22:09,080 --> 00:22:11,600
Speaker 1: they have Postmates in New York, and I really hope

435
00:22:11,840 --> 00:22:14,080
Speaker 1: that you can push that button because it ain't no

436
00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:16,080
Speaker 1: fucking way you're sucking me with a condom that was

437
00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:21,359
Speaker 1: up in my artery. Left and well, at least he

438
00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:25,440
Speaker 1: got it out besides me, Thank god, we're friends. Um,

439
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:30,320
Speaker 1: we decided to go to the guy know today about

440
00:22:30,359 --> 00:22:34,200
Speaker 1: how it happened. Mandy literally screenshots me Google searches of

441
00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:39,240
Speaker 1: condom stuck, condom stuck, two days, condom stuck. No, I'm

442
00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:41,639
Speaker 1: not gonna lie. I was totally googling this thing because

443
00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:44,440
Speaker 1: while I've had a condom stuck in my pusson before,

444
00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:46,280
Speaker 1: it's like just you know, it's kind of fell out,

445
00:22:46,520 --> 00:22:49,600
Speaker 1: but by this point it was like day two, it

446
00:22:49,680 --> 00:22:52,200
Speaker 1: was already Saturday, and I kind of want to dick again.

447
00:22:52,359 --> 00:22:55,000
Speaker 1: So I was just like, I'm just mad. What's the

448
00:22:55,080 --> 00:22:57,560
Speaker 1: reason you need? I was kind of like, fun, I

449
00:22:57,600 --> 00:22:59,879
Speaker 1: can't funk with a condom in me, bro. I just

450
00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:01,520
Speaker 1: want to say thank you for not asking me to

451
00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:02,880
Speaker 1: do it, because I know that you know I swing

452
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:04,560
Speaker 1: both ways. And I felt like you were going to

453
00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:06,200
Speaker 1: be like, you know what, just get this ship out.

454
00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:08,639
Speaker 1: What do you think? What you think I would have

455
00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:10,560
Speaker 1: asked you to stick your hand up my possess. I

456
00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:12,480
Speaker 1: really thought you were gonna ask me. I'm a little

457
00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:16,280
Speaker 1: insulted you didn't. But also, well, I think we've come

458
00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:18,400
Speaker 1: to the conclusion that we're not each other's type. So

459
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:22,080
Speaker 1: let's go like just real quick. I am thick as hell,

460
00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:24,399
Speaker 1: and I like think bitches. This bitch of skinny and

461
00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:27,520
Speaker 1: like skinny bitches, so clearly we'll just never very skinny

462
00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:31,800
Speaker 1: skinny enough to float near. Yeah. No, I like stallion bitches.

463
00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:33,960
Speaker 1: Most of them are strippers, whatever you want to call them.

464
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,960
Speaker 1: I like video vixen. I like to look the same

465
00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:43,159
Speaker 1: when you throw them in the water. Um mine do girl,

466
00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:47,040
Speaker 1: And lace front gluey lifting up. I don't know. I've

467
00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:49,120
Speaker 1: never slept with a girl with a lace front while

468
00:23:49,119 --> 00:23:51,240
Speaker 1: we were they were lace fronts. Now, I'm not gonna lie,

469
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:55,640
Speaker 1: but when we know because when I was doing them,

470
00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:57,639
Speaker 1: they did not have so she didn't have the wig

471
00:23:57,720 --> 00:24:01,920
Speaker 1: on in the moment. The lace fronts are popular now.

472
00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:05,359
Speaker 1: And then the one girl who i'd be likeing this mash,

473
00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:07,760
Speaker 1: she ain't. She don't wear lace fronts. Good for you,

474
00:24:09,640 --> 00:24:12,120
Speaker 1: and she did just have at last. I'm lying, oh shit,

475
00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:14,879
Speaker 1: I don't get to the guy no, and um, of

476
00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:17,120
Speaker 1: course she tells the guy know before she even comes

477
00:24:17,119 --> 00:24:18,879
Speaker 1: to see me. Hey, we're here because my friend has

478
00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:20,800
Speaker 1: a condiment or proceeds like you say, they needed to

479
00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:22,479
Speaker 1: get it out. She was looking at me like I

480
00:24:22,520 --> 00:24:24,600
Speaker 1: had a problem visit. She's like, so, why are you

481
00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:26,320
Speaker 1: here today? I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa. We're gonna do

482
00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:28,320
Speaker 1: some testing just because I'm in the room. But let

483
00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:30,080
Speaker 1: me just say I'm not the one who made a

484
00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:33,240
Speaker 1: horrible decision last night. There's a woman outside who will

485
00:24:33,280 --> 00:24:36,760
Speaker 1: need you to take something out. She's like, oh boy, really,

486
00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:39,639
Speaker 1: and so Mandy comes out. I've been waiting for like

487
00:24:39,680 --> 00:24:41,480
Speaker 1: ten minutes after I've like piste in the cup and

488
00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:43,119
Speaker 1: gotten swapped. Because you know, I'm a good friend, so

489
00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:45,479
Speaker 1: why not do it too. She comes out with this

490
00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:48,080
Speaker 1: huge smile on my face, I mean on her face,

491
00:24:48,119 --> 00:24:51,359
Speaker 1: and I was like, yes, she found it. Apparently she

492
00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:54,439
Speaker 1: found it. There is some little I forgot how she

493
00:24:54,520 --> 00:24:57,239
Speaker 1: described it. There's um some type of I don't want

494
00:24:57,240 --> 00:24:58,520
Speaker 1: to say, a tunnel. I don't know, but there's a

495
00:24:58,520 --> 00:25:02,720
Speaker 1: little secret passageway and apparently um. I ended up getting

496
00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:04,479
Speaker 1: my yearly um at the same time. So I got

497
00:25:04,520 --> 00:25:06,760
Speaker 1: my little pap, I got all my tests and all

498
00:25:06,760 --> 00:25:11,440
Speaker 1: that good stuff. Because a dirty, freaky clean bitch, and

499
00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:14,320
Speaker 1: so I wanted to make sure everything was cool, especially

500
00:25:14,359 --> 00:25:19,159
Speaker 1: because I am pro condom and this clearly was condomless.

501
00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:20,800
Speaker 1: At one point. You used a condom for what a

502
00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:24,879
Speaker 1: whole seventies two hours. Good for you. So a lesson

503
00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:27,560
Speaker 1: to be learned is make sure that when you're fucking

504
00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:30,359
Speaker 1: you have a dude that is wearing a condom that

505
00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:33,399
Speaker 1: fits great. I'm telling you, I mean, I don't know

506
00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:36,399
Speaker 1: what to tell you, guys. Um, I just have a

507
00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:40,359
Speaker 1: tight pussy, I assume. And there's sometimes to throw the

508
00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:43,600
Speaker 1: compliments bro, there's nothing. I mean, it fit him, bro,

509
00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:47,280
Speaker 1: like it wasn't a pussy was so tight it's snatched

510
00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:53,440
Speaker 1: the condoms. Yes, that's exactly what I'm saying. Hello, give

511
00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:57,640
Speaker 1: me that wish I had like a sound bite because

512
00:25:57,640 --> 00:25:59,560
Speaker 1: that google is she didn't click on and play it

513
00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:03,639
Speaker 1: right now the I rol the iro sell anyways, Um,

514
00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:05,920
Speaker 1: I would say for the most part, this is something

515
00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:08,320
Speaker 1: that I do often, especially if they're hitting from the back.

516
00:26:08,359 --> 00:26:11,359
Speaker 1: I've had guys like sneak the condom off, which is awful. Um,

517
00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:13,080
Speaker 1: but just put your hand back there, act like you're

518
00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:15,720
Speaker 1: trying to tickle the balls or rub the shob shaft

519
00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:17,879
Speaker 1: of the dick or something. Put it back down and

520
00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:20,640
Speaker 1: you know, just make sure you feel plastic. Dude, there's

521
00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:22,879
Speaker 1: nothing worse than pissing a condom out. Can I just

522
00:26:22,920 --> 00:26:25,480
Speaker 1: tell you. I was literally on the phone my home

523
00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:29,080
Speaker 1: girl shout out to dub and I'm on the phone

524
00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:31,359
Speaker 1: with her and I'm taking a piss and suddenly it

525
00:26:31,359 --> 00:26:34,320
Speaker 1: gets warm. I looked down and I said, dude, I

526
00:26:34,359 --> 00:26:36,800
Speaker 1: need to face time you because I know you won't

527
00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:41,000
Speaker 1: believe this ship I did not know. Well, yeah, it

528
00:26:41,040 --> 00:26:44,520
Speaker 1: happened to my friend as well. Oh, your friends, his friend,

529
00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:47,639
Speaker 1: a condom stuck everybody. I think it's it definitely happens.

530
00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:49,760
Speaker 1: This makes me a lot of well, no, it definitely

531
00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:52,560
Speaker 1: happens us a lot of like if you didn't know

532
00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:54,320
Speaker 1: you had a condom in you and then you end

533
00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:56,439
Speaker 1: up suing somebody else and then your muscles are all relaxed,

534
00:26:56,440 --> 00:26:58,320
Speaker 1: so it just slides out and then he's like, oh

535
00:26:58,480 --> 00:27:02,720
Speaker 1: is that mine? That's really bad. That's what you didn't

536
00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:05,440
Speaker 1: want to happen. That's why we Well, when you find

537
00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:09,080
Speaker 1: all the co paps and more dick you have, I

538
00:27:09,119 --> 00:27:12,359
Speaker 1: don't have a cope because, uh well, let's slide into

539
00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:16,080
Speaker 1: the vanilla ship of the week. Did you do your

540
00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:18,840
Speaker 1: Did you do your job? Me? Um, sorry, I have

541
00:27:18,880 --> 00:27:20,719
Speaker 1: a real job where I have to do work all

542
00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:26,760
Speaker 1: fucking day. So no. So I know you had something

543
00:27:26,760 --> 00:27:28,679
Speaker 1: that you wanted to bring up. I did. So this

544
00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:30,080
Speaker 1: is the part of the show where we just wanted

545
00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:32,280
Speaker 1: to talk about something a little less nasty, a little

546
00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:35,720
Speaker 1: bit of vanilla ship and kind of like current event ish.

547
00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:37,879
Speaker 1: So something in the news that I'm really interested in

548
00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:41,520
Speaker 1: is Joe Biden his daughter in law. So Joe Biden's

549
00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:44,160
Speaker 1: son passed away, I think a year or two ago.

550
00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:47,160
Speaker 1: Do this slow, because this is definitely like a family

551
00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:49,639
Speaker 1: tree diagram that I have to put together to so

552
00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:52,080
Speaker 1: that we can understand exactly how sick this may or

553
00:27:52,119 --> 00:27:57,240
Speaker 1: may not be. So Okay, So Joe Biden's son passed away, Okay,

554
00:27:57,480 --> 00:28:01,000
Speaker 1: and he's got two to three kids. The daughter in

555
00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:07,560
Speaker 1: law um has now started dating the other brother. Okay,

556
00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:09,560
Speaker 1: so let me let me break that down. So the

557
00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:14,240
Speaker 1: daughter in law so is the dead son's ex wife? Yes? Okay,

558
00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:17,000
Speaker 1: So the widow of the of the dead son is

559
00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:20,439
Speaker 1: now dating the brother. Yes, the other brother, not the

560
00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:23,600
Speaker 1: alive one. Oh god, that was sucked up. Oh so

561
00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:26,880
Speaker 1: she's dating brothers, one of them I dead. So that's

562
00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:30,280
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. It's okay, So it's fucked up, but

563
00:28:30,359 --> 00:28:32,720
Speaker 1: it's like, so this is what I say, and I'm

564
00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:35,880
Speaker 1: this is probably actually very terrible because I'm not gonna lie.

565
00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:41,600
Speaker 1: I've my ex boyfriend, like Mills, you remember him, my

566
00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:45,320
Speaker 1: ex boyfriends. So my ex boyfriend. I met him because

567
00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:49,880
Speaker 1: I was talking to his stepbrother first both dude, what

568
00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:54,640
Speaker 1: the what I was young? Does that is that an excuse?

569
00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:59,360
Speaker 1: Have you brothers? Since that? I have to think about

570
00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:05,080
Speaker 1: have you. No, I don't think I have though. Okay,

571
00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:06,520
Speaker 1: So this is what I have to say about that.

572
00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:10,520
Speaker 1: To me, say you meet somebody and you don't know

573
00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:14,600
Speaker 1: their friends, right if you're done sucking with him? To me,

574
00:29:15,680 --> 00:29:19,720
Speaker 1: someone should not be off limit. You know. Well, let's

575
00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:22,880
Speaker 1: just talk about this woman who's dating his brother, who

576
00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:25,440
Speaker 1: she definitely knew, and whose kids know him as uncle.

577
00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:27,960
Speaker 1: I think I'm I'm I'm more curious as to what

578
00:29:28,120 --> 00:29:30,040
Speaker 1: the other family members say because I'm not gonna lie.

579
00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:32,640
Speaker 1: So when I did this with my ex or whatever,

580
00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:36,320
Speaker 1: his brothers were so confused at one point and did

581
00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:39,120
Speaker 1: not want to even acknowledge me. And then after we

582
00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:41,440
Speaker 1: were together for almost a freaking year, I was like

583
00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:43,800
Speaker 1: the sister in law, so then they became cool with it.

584
00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:47,000
Speaker 1: It was like whatever, you know, the stepbrother was the stepbrothers,

585
00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:49,960
Speaker 1: I think, same same dad, different moms or something like that,

586
00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:54,520
Speaker 1: and who cares about dad's like I know, but I mean,

587
00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:57,880
Speaker 1: I definitely like my ex clearly more. I think this

588
00:29:57,960 --> 00:30:00,360
Speaker 1: is sucked up. I'm sorry. There's a lot of fishing

589
00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:02,680
Speaker 1: to see, and I understand your kids might love their uncle,

590
00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:06,520
Speaker 1: but like fucking weird. Okay, in this sense, I mean,

591
00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:10,720
Speaker 1: is it weird because he's dead? Like, yeah, oh my god.

592
00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:13,840
Speaker 1: Do you remember that movie with Natalie Portman when the

593
00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:15,640
Speaker 1: guy went off to the army and they thought he

594
00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:17,200
Speaker 1: was dead and she was sucking a brother and he

595
00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:19,880
Speaker 1: came back and he was alive. I do remember that. See,

596
00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:24,200
Speaker 1: this is weird, dude. I mean, what the fuck You've

597
00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:26,160
Speaker 1: been my uncle this whole time and now you're sucking

598
00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:29,320
Speaker 1: my mom. I think it happens a lot more than

599
00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:33,920
Speaker 1: we think. I mean, that's weird. Is in the Midwest, Well,

600
00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:37,600
Speaker 1: I'm from Florida, Dude, he is the black President's VP.

601
00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:40,360
Speaker 1: They should not be doing this white of white people ship.

602
00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:43,200
Speaker 1: This is weird. Oh he's too he's too down with

603
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:44,440
Speaker 1: with with us to be a part of that. You

604
00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:48,600
Speaker 1: don't think people the type of seeing the memes. Dude's

605
00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:51,480
Speaker 1: cool and the fist pump at all. But I mean,

606
00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:54,320
Speaker 1: this really isn't a color thing. I don't think. I

607
00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:56,240
Speaker 1: don't think you could turn this into white people ship.

608
00:30:56,440 --> 00:31:01,440
Speaker 1: This is not WPS. Not WPS you like to say, Um,

609
00:31:01,480 --> 00:31:03,720
Speaker 1: I think you haven't with anyone. I don't know. I

610
00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:05,440
Speaker 1: mean it is fucked up because he's dead. So it's like,

611
00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:07,520
Speaker 1: do you think they were sucking before he died. That's

612
00:31:07,560 --> 00:31:10,840
Speaker 1: the that's the question in my opinion. I'm reading this

613
00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:13,000
Speaker 1: two children with the late bo Biden is now in

614
00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:16,680
Speaker 1: relationship with Hunters, separated from his wife. He's still married.

615
00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:22,240
Speaker 1: Oh that's kind of bad, Okay. I think they were

616
00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:25,440
Speaker 1: definitely having some tiles. They definitely had a funked up

617
00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:29,400
Speaker 1: affair while the brother was alive. I'm going to be assuming. Wow,

618
00:31:29,560 --> 00:31:31,800
Speaker 1: Hunter Biden, who is the brother that she's now dating.

619
00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:33,840
Speaker 1: Hallie and I are incredibly lucky to have found the

620
00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:35,560
Speaker 1: love and suphore we have for each other in such

621
00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:37,480
Speaker 1: a difficult time, and that's been obvious to the people

622
00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:39,720
Speaker 1: who love us most. We've been so lucky to have

623
00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:42,320
Speaker 1: friends and family have supported us every step of the

624
00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:50,440
Speaker 1: way into the bedroom. Um, I've added that parton gross bro. Yeah,

625
00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:52,360
Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe they had like some type of

626
00:31:52,360 --> 00:31:54,240
Speaker 1: swinger thing going on. I don't want to do this

627
00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:55,520
Speaker 1: cause I feel like it's really rude, But I just

628
00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:58,200
Speaker 1: want to google two pictures of them and see who's

629
00:31:58,200 --> 00:32:00,120
Speaker 1: the hotter one, because so you should. Who's hot? Or

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Speaker 1: is Hunter hotter than the one who passed r I

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Speaker 1: p umdud. I know I'm out here, like something happens,

632
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Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, or you're just really really clumsy,

633
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Speaker 1: and I probably will go with the ladder actually a

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Speaker 1: fad him. By the way, guys, Um Wheezy has gone

635
00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:25,920
Speaker 1: from dating street thugs to corporate white men just so

636
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:27,680
Speaker 1: you guys know, So she only dates white men now.

637
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Speaker 1: So if you guys need the opinion on who's hot

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Speaker 1: um with the pink dick, that would be Wheezy. On

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Speaker 1: the other hand, I'm too thick for white guys to

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Speaker 1: come to me. Anytime a white guy approaches me, their

641
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Speaker 1: first thing out of their mouth is guys, huh, and

642
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Speaker 1: then it just really doesn't get any further from that

643
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Speaker 1: because then I'm like super turned off, Like is your ego,

644
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Speaker 1: you know, not big enough to work with a big

645
00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:53,200
Speaker 1: but I don't know. So now this is let me see,

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Speaker 1: let me see, let me see Hunter Hunter. I don't

647
00:32:55,920 --> 00:32:57,640
Speaker 1: think I've ever talked to a hunter in my life,

648
00:32:57,640 --> 00:33:01,240
Speaker 1: and I have just about every that's the dead one.

649
00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:06,080
Speaker 1: Could I see you, guys, if you're interested, google Hunter

650
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Speaker 1: Biden and Who's I don't want to say and bo

651
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Speaker 1: Biden um, and I would love to know which one

652
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Speaker 1: you guys think is hotter than the next. Um, he's younger.

653
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Speaker 1: If he's younger, because you know I like him young.

654
00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:28,960
Speaker 1: I bet you that's damning up, dub. That's what it is.

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Speaker 1: You had to just say, you guys, maybe than you

656
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Speaker 1: want to help me with you. It's the young thing.

657
00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:38,240
Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys realize it. Um, so

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Speaker 1: I will say. So, I'm twenty six. I'll be twenty

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Speaker 1: seven at the end of the year. Um, but I

660
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Speaker 1: like them young, and I think I'm the only one

661
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Speaker 1: of my friends. So all my friends are dating like

662
00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:48,040
Speaker 1: older guys, dealing with the same ship that I deal

663
00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:49,640
Speaker 1: with younger guys. I can't do the young guys. I

664
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Speaker 1: think it's because I like to be dominated, and I

665
00:33:51,560 --> 00:33:53,760
Speaker 1: think that I just and I'm on the other end

666
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Speaker 1: of the spectrum. I like to teach and do a

667
00:33:55,440 --> 00:33:57,400
Speaker 1: lot dominating. But how are you gonna put me on

668
00:33:57,400 --> 00:34:00,200
Speaker 1: a leash in your you'd be surprised. Oh god, only

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00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:04,600
Speaker 1: five girl, I'll go down to light twenty bit. You

670
00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:07,960
Speaker 1: can get a beer. Bro, what, Oh my god? And

671
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,000
Speaker 1: so Crystal does that all the time. Crystal is my roommate,

672
00:34:10,040 --> 00:34:12,960
Speaker 1: by the way, So Crystal will be like bro you

673
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:15,040
Speaker 1: guys can't even go to a bar, and I'll be like, bitch,

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Speaker 1: we got a bar in the house, what so? And everywhere?

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Speaker 1: Doesn't I d So it doesn't matter. Okay, just tell

676
00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:22,799
Speaker 1: me when you fuck young guys, does it turn out

677
00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:24,719
Speaker 1: that like you end up having to pay for things

678
00:34:24,719 --> 00:34:26,880
Speaker 1: for the dick, Like you have to like excuse me,

679
00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:29,160
Speaker 1: like you know, you're like getting the drinks and you're like,

680
00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:33,359
Speaker 1: you know, getting the condoms and getting the ubs more. No, no,

681
00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:37,680
Speaker 1: because they have jopped what they have? What don't do that? Well? Clearly,

682
00:34:37,719 --> 00:34:41,880
Speaker 1: I still, um they maybe they might be on that

683
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Speaker 1: TV behind your shoes. I was about to say, I

684
00:34:46,160 --> 00:34:49,880
Speaker 1: think honestly, Um, yeah, they're like millionaires. Leave me alone.

685
00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:52,720
Speaker 1: Um or thousand yars, it doesn't matter. They have money. Okay,

686
00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:55,560
Speaker 1: funk off, funk off. I'm gonna be taken to a

687
00:34:55,640 --> 00:34:58,880
Speaker 1: nice dinner, five course meal before I'm throat bucked. Okay,

688
00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:04,440
Speaker 1: even even even the missing condom story, like bro um,

689
00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:07,240
Speaker 1: no problem, he was like, I got your fifty dollars

690
00:35:07,239 --> 00:35:16,200
Speaker 1: for the plan. B that's so sweet. What there's a

691
00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:18,960
Speaker 1: lot of guys that probably wouldn't have even offered that

692
00:35:19,239 --> 00:35:22,480
Speaker 1: fuck off. So let me just say it. Many is

693
00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:24,799
Speaker 1: like pressed. She's coming to my place and she's like, God,

694
00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:26,480
Speaker 1: I gotta pick up this Plan B. I gotta pick

695
00:35:26,520 --> 00:35:28,399
Speaker 1: up this Plan B. So I'm like, don't worry, I'll

696
00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:31,560
Speaker 1: grab it. Stupid me goes to my local Dwyane Read,

697
00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:34,719
Speaker 1: which is literally underneath my building. I walk in to

698
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Speaker 1: get the Plan B. She rings it up. The woman's like,

699
00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:42,360
Speaker 1: there'll be eight, and then I said fifty nine dollars.

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Speaker 1: I remember when it was thirty nine ninety nine, and

701
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:48,799
Speaker 1: everybody turns around. I live in midtown Manhattan, and all

702
00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:50,440
Speaker 1: of these white people are in a line, like get

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00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:53,120
Speaker 1: this ratchet bit out of the store. Luckily there was

704
00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:54,840
Speaker 1: a coupon code. I pulled it up. It took like

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Speaker 1: two minutes for me to pull up the Plan B

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00:35:56,640 --> 00:35:59,959
Speaker 1: coupon and uh yeah, pretty embarrassing. I hope you're happy,

707
00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:03,360
Speaker 1: hope you're not pregnant. I don't have to push it downstairs.

708
00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:07,600
Speaker 1: Can we not talk like that? That's terrible. Anyways, we're

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00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:11,279
Speaker 1: gonna go ahead, and this is our first episode of

710
00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:13,680
Speaker 1: Horrible Decisions. I do want to let you guys know

711
00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:16,560
Speaker 1: we will be interviewing and having special guests from time

712
00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:19,400
Speaker 1: to time. Um she's going to be inviting guys she

713
00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:21,799
Speaker 1: sucked one of mine, may come who knows. Um, you're

714
00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:24,720
Speaker 1: not gonna bring the guy you picked. I haven't picked

715
00:36:24,760 --> 00:36:28,560
Speaker 1: him yet. Anyways, we're not going to talk about that here,

716
00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:31,600
Speaker 1: she goes, we're not gonna talk about that this episode. Um,

717
00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:34,279
Speaker 1: but yeah, we're gonna be having cool guests in here,

718
00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:38,799
Speaker 1: people with weird fetishes. Um. And if you're in New

719
00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:41,400
Speaker 1: York City and want to be a guest, UM, you're

720
00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:43,279
Speaker 1: more than welcome to come on anonymous, or we can

721
00:36:43,360 --> 00:36:46,359
Speaker 1: let everyone know how horrible you are. Um, you're more

722
00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:48,759
Speaker 1: than welcome to go ahead, and yeah, hit either of

723
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Speaker 1: us up. I By the way, if you guys want

724
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Speaker 1: to keep in touch with me, follow me, d M me.

725
00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:56,799
Speaker 1: You can reach me on Twitter or Instagram at full

726
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Speaker 1: Court pumps and where can they find your horrible us?

727
00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:06,480
Speaker 1: Mine is a wheezy w TF. I do not live

728
00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:09,000
Speaker 1: Little Wayne anymore. I'm just asthmatic. I want to end

729
00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:11,239
Speaker 1: this episode by I just feel like there's always so

730
00:37:11,320 --> 00:37:13,080
Speaker 1: much tension between you and I because I really don't

731
00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:15,759
Speaker 1: like you. But I would like us to say something

732
00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:18,600
Speaker 1: nice to each other. Okay, something nice to each other.

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Speaker 1: So I definitely think you should go first on this

734
00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:22,120
Speaker 1: because I need to think over here. Okay, I just

735
00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:24,120
Speaker 1: want to tell you that I love your hairstyles since

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00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:25,759
Speaker 1: you stole it from me. I think it looks really

737
00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:31,200
Speaker 1: pretty on you today and it brings out the eyelashes

738
00:37:31,239 --> 00:37:38,680
Speaker 1: that you think for alright, and something nice about you. Um.

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00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:41,160
Speaker 1: I enjoy how smart you are for taking these six

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00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:42,839
Speaker 1: tracks out of your head tonight, because I think it's

741
00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:45,319
Speaker 1: definitely time to be taken out. So although you're making

742
00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:48,400
Speaker 1: me do it, I am very happy that you decided

743
00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:49,880
Speaker 1: to take me out of your head. So I'm more

744
00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:51,719
Speaker 1: than welcome to help you on that. Tonight, I go

745
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:53,600
Speaker 1: to the gym Alan and they get sweat it out. Bitch,

746
00:37:53,640 --> 00:37:56,520
Speaker 1: don't be a hater. Damn any days don't know. I

747
00:37:56,520 --> 00:38:01,719
Speaker 1: got we Oh okay, okay, thanks for listening and we

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Speaker 1: will catch you in two weeks. By bye,