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Speaker 1: It's the Fresh show. This is what's trending.

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Speaker 2: But he texted you, guys, you're super staticky today and

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Speaker 2: some church das is coming in. That's Jesus trying to

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Speaker 2: take over. That's Jesus going to you guys. I've had enough.

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Speaker 1: He was coming.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he's just infiltrating slowly. He's firing us this morning.

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Speaker 2: Jesus is Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Gik's staying because she's a woman of God.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I am me and Ashley, I'm preach a man.

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Speaker 1: There you go.

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Speaker 2: Well, I used to pretend to be a priest my grandmother,

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Speaker 2: you know, when I was a kid. She used to

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Speaker 2: used to play I was the priest and I gave

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Speaker 2: communion and I took a collection and kept it. So

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Speaker 2: I was close to God as well. Yeah, and I

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Speaker 2: think my nana was so Catholic that she'll someday when

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Speaker 2: it comes to judgment day, she'll be like, I don't

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Speaker 2: know why I'm doing this for you, but your pardoned,

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Speaker 2: Like you don't deserve it, but you're in the club.

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Speaker 2: Come in, you know, Like she'll be the lady at

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Speaker 2: the front door, like, no, he can cut He's fine.

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Speaker 1: You just need one person that's good with God in

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Speaker 1: your life, you know, well, and that was her she

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Speaker 1: did she did it for all of us. Yeah, but yeah,

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Speaker 1: need that, I really do. That's just you.

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Speaker 2: I mean I'm not sure. Well, no me especially, I

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Speaker 2: don't know if anybody can save me now. To be

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Speaker 2: honest with you, I'm really not sure. But it's the

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Speaker 2: iHeart app. If you if it's staticy, then you can

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Speaker 2: listen on the iHeart app search put a fresh show

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Speaker 2: onto man. Guys, can you imagine getting a forty six

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Speaker 2: billion dollar pay raise and then the people who gave

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Speaker 2: end of it.

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Speaker 1: That's what happened to Elon Musk.

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Speaker 2: He has been approved for a forty six billion dollar

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Speaker 2: pay package from Tesla's shareholders, and apparently at the end

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Speaker 2: of that, he got a standing ovation from all the

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Speaker 2: shareholders after they approved his forty six billion dollar pay

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Speaker 2: package billion with a bee wow.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I just I had to think about

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Speaker 2: that from it based on my own personal experience of

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Speaker 2: raises or like thereof is. You know, certainly no one's

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Speaker 2: clapping about it.

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Speaker 1: Raises or getting a pause either. I can't picture no.

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Speaker 1: No one said no, no. Your scenario no, I just

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Speaker 1: get craped on no one. No one celebrates anything around it.

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Speaker 1: Just just people just save me and things.

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Speaker 2: A Tesla was in it self drive mode when it

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Speaker 2: crashed into a parked patrol vehicle.

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Speaker 1: And what do you possibly shit to the cop after that?

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Speaker 1: I wasn't driving, wasn't me. I don't think that's gonna work.

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Speaker 1: Wasn't me? Eli mush just made forty six million on

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Speaker 1: this thy check the cameras, homie.

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Speaker 3: Wasn't me.

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Speaker 2: The officer was on traffic control duty, blocking a road

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Speaker 2: for an investigation into a suspected UI crash. It left

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Speaker 2: Nobody was injured or the cop wasn't at least. A

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Speaker 2: spokesperson said that the Tesla was in self drive mode

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Speaker 2: and the driver admitted it being on a cell phone

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Speaker 2: at the time of the crash. It was unclear if

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Speaker 2: the driver would be sighted. See that's the problem. You

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Speaker 2: want your car to drive itself, fine, you gotta, but

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Speaker 2: then look out the damn window.

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Speaker 1: That's the least. The least you can do. Got the

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Speaker 1: least you can do is look out the window. No,

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Speaker 1: that's not what people are doing.

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Speaker 2: They're reading books, taking naps, they're playing Pokemon on go.

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Speaker 3: If anyone still does that, Yeah, Ben, I mean does it? Okay,

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Speaker 3: that's what he does instead of working?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Hokemon go. How would you fire Ben? What would

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Speaker 1: it sound like? What would it sound like? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Hey, I'm I'm I'm Ben. Fire me Ben? Hey, Hey,

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Speaker 3: thanks for coming in today. We got a busy day.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we got a busy day here. I know the

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Speaker 1: next two weeks of it, I'm oh got it?

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Speaker 3: Well this would be after the show, because we're going

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Speaker 3: to make you work a full day first of.

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Speaker 1: All, obviously, Yeah, two weeks off.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, Well you could take all the days off

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Speaker 3: you need because you're not going to work here anymore.

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Speaker 1: Oh am I going to work?

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Speaker 2: Then?

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Speaker 1: That's not my problem to help you.

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Speaker 2: This is why you're ever going to be in charge

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Speaker 2: of that process. I mean, well, it's very matter of

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Speaker 1: I mean, maybe that's the way to do it. I

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Speaker 2: I've heard I've heard different strategies for how because people do,

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Speaker 2: you'll get fired all the time. So most of our

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Speaker 2: managers have done like you know, mass firings. And one

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Speaker 2: not gonna say who it was.

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Speaker 1: Basically he's like they walk in the door.

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Speaker 2: I didnt even let him sit down, Like they come

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Speaker 2: right up to him and say, we're moving in a

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Speaker 2: different direction, like just there's no there's no sitting, there's

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Speaker 2: no like just walk right in, close the door. We're

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Speaker 2: not getting comfortable here. It's like I'm letting you go.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, you need to go. And then they just

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Speaker 2: strut their way the other way and out out they go.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's how it should be undert I like that,

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Speaker 1: Like that's how it should be right. Just get to

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Speaker 2: Oh, let me tell you. They would never fire me

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Speaker 2: in the building here. They're gonna, Jerry McGuire me, someday

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Speaker 2: Because remember in Jerry maguire, he got fired in a

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Speaker 2: oh no, trust me, I'll make a scene no matter what.

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Speaker 2: Tables are being flipped over. I don't care. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 2: I'm taking stuff with me, like.

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Speaker 1: The whole event.

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Speaker 3: They'll be like, oh, the recognition of Fred, and then

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Speaker 3: Fred will like final, my day has come.

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Speaker 1: Then they'll fire you.

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Speaker 2: The recognition is you can get the hell out of here.

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Speaker 2: You're being recognized for leaving Wells Fargo. Now here we go.

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Speaker 2: Now here's how you do get fired. Wells Fargo has

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Speaker 2: fired more than a dozen employees who were pretending to work.

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Speaker 2: The staffers were all employed in the firm's wealth and

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Speaker 2: it was discovered they were allegedly involved in simulation of

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Speaker 2: active work through simulation tools. That disclosure didn't specify if

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Speaker 2: the employees were allegedly faking working from home.

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Speaker 1: But there is a thing.

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Speaker 2: There's a number of different devices and programs that have

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Speaker 2: been made to trick the computer because some I know

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Speaker 2: guess these guys got caught simulation of work. I mean,

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Speaker 2: with all that effort to make it seem like you're working,

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Speaker 2: you might as well just work. Yeah, No, that mean

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Speaker 2: you could, I guess, And like, at what point are

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Speaker 2: you think you're just not producing anything?

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Speaker 1: Like right, you're not making them any money. They're going

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Speaker 2: Like how long can the mouse little thing just move

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Speaker 2: around by itself in circles?

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Speaker 1: You know? I mean these people though, like you know.

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Speaker 2: The the it people are walking in to spy on them,

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Speaker 1: Is everyone okay?

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Speaker 2: And Iowa family's great Dane has been named the world's

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Speaker 2: tallest living dog.

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Speaker 1: And I know you were curious about this.

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Speaker 2: Guinness World Record said that the des Moines, Iowa can

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Speaker 2: I named Kevin.

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Speaker 1: I love that. Kevin.

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Speaker 2: The Great Dane officially measured three feet two inches from

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Speaker 2: his feet to his withers, the point of the base

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Speaker 2: of his neck over his shoulders. The previous tallest great

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Speaker 2: Dane was Zeus. He was measured at three feet five

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Speaker 2: point one eight inches, so three if everyone ever asked

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Speaker 2: you the tallest dog three point two inches from its

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Speaker 2: feeture its withers the point at the base of its neck. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: and I have terrible news for your rufio. Portland's annual

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Speaker 2: World Naked Bike Ride has been canceled for this year.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: It's also known as the PDX w nbry for shorthand.

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Speaker 1: I know you know that.

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Speaker 2: Of course, the I've announced that the twenty twenty four

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Speaker 2: event has canceled. The groups that they fill short in

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Speaker 2: leadership recruiting goals after a late start, and event organizers

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Speaker 2: say that they will be having the monthly Full Moon rides,

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Speaker 2: so you know if you're interested. Also, if you wanted

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Speaker 2: someone to do that twenty twenty five.

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Speaker 1: I'll get on that. Yeah, so the uh we'll bring

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Speaker 1: them back strong. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I would never fire you before the Portland Annual World

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Speaker 2: Naked Bike Ride. I would I would do it after

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Speaker 2: because I would want you to fully enjoy yourself and

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Speaker 2: then thank you.

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Speaker 1: I would let you go.

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Speaker 2: It's National Nursing Assistants Day, National New Mexico Day, It's

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Speaker 2: the Army's Birthday, National Bourbon Day, National Flag Day, and

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Speaker 2: wear blue day to say you support the men in

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Speaker 2: your life to lead a healthy lifestyle and that you

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Speaker 2: care about their well being.

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Speaker 1: Oh reveal celebrating. I'm worrying. I'm the only people in

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Speaker 1: the room wearing blue? Are men? Shoot? I don't want

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Speaker 1: us to die? Yeah? I got are a little blue?

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Speaker 1: That's all you care about. That's it, just a little.

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Speaker 1: There's a shade of blue. I got none.

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Speaker 3: Put that blanket on behind you, Paulina.

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Speaker 2: She doesn't want us to be fired. She just doesn't

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Speaker 2: want our well being to be very good. And then

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Speaker 2: the problem just takes care of itself. Okay, good, Thank

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Speaker 2: you Paumina for supporting me and today I appreciate that.

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Speaker 1: Fred Shaw