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Speaker 1: welcome to the very last episode here in Hoary Blade.

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Speaker 1: To Cissy Yawns, we made it. We made it through

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Speaker 1: a hell of a goddamn fucking year. For you guys

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Speaker 1: that have never heard of us, I always tell people

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Speaker 1: top episode of our top moments, and this is definitely

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Speaker 1: is was a bit so were we We killed it

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Speaker 1: this year. We had some amazing moments. We started on tour.

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Speaker 1: We were able to keep our show going through a pandemic.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for sticking by us. We joined the Black Effect,

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Speaker 1: we dropped some merge, we had some really fun episodes,

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Speaker 1: really cool guests, and I'm just really grateful to relive

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Speaker 1: our favorite moments of as always, I wanted to shout

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Speaker 1: out all of our patrons for holding us the funk down.

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Speaker 1: We've started a lot of new things in our patrons,

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Speaker 1: including our town hall, which gives you guys the opportunity

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Speaker 1: to record episodes with us over on Patreon, and we

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Speaker 1: also started a new thing called Cinema where Weezy and

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Speaker 1: I go through different shows uh TV, TV series movies

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Speaker 1: So that was fun. So shout out to everyone over

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Speaker 1: on our patreon if you haven't joined yet, it's patreon

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Speaker 1: dot com backslash, horrible decision. There are so many episodes

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Speaker 1: so amazing. But to talk about the episodes we've had

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Speaker 1: this year, I'll be honest. My favorite, I think was

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Speaker 1: literally the last few um us talking about what do

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Speaker 1: trying to dig in the archives. Monday, and we had

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Speaker 1: you remember that we did? That was great with his

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Speaker 1: that was a dream come true. I'm like, looking through

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Speaker 1: our ship, bro, We've had some amazing ship. We've had

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Speaker 1: our favorite podcasters on Good Mom's, Bad Choices, Cocktails, Poor Minds,

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Speaker 1: um Ship, mall from Joe Button Podcast. So we're really

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Speaker 1: grateful for everyone that's collapsed with us as well. And

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Speaker 1: now what you're about to hear our Mandy's top three

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Speaker 1: favorite episodes. My top three favorite episodes. No, I won't

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Speaker 1: I didn't even pick the hot moments. I just picked, uh,

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Speaker 1: some of the things that literally when we when we

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Speaker 1: But they're not my favorite episodes entirely, but just maybe

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Speaker 1: Oh wait, we have an announcement speaking of the most

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Speaker 1: have They ate it though, right? What did they do?

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Speaker 1: The ship went in the girl's mouth, right, But it

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Speaker 1: was in a cup? Two girls in a cup? No,

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Speaker 1: you want to see some nac How this is how

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Speaker 1: has two girls one cup? Some people may not know it. No,

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Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying the gen z listening to us, Dude.

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Speaker 1: Please go listen to something else. Um. Wow, I can't

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Speaker 1: be somewhere, bro, two girls one cup video? How me,

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Speaker 1: we gotta watch it because I ain't watching that thing. Bro.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna keep going all right. So the next is

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Speaker 1: skin contact with scat? Is there a certain Is there

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Speaker 1: a certain tip about that? No? Do you remember it

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Speaker 1: had a song? We're not playing two girls in the cup? Okay,

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Speaker 1: It looks just like it. No, it's dark, doesn't this?

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Speaker 1: This is fun, dude? I fucking remember. I cannot believe this.

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Speaker 1: What How old were we when this came out? I

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Speaker 1: had to be like seventeen eighteen. I wasn't like, oh not, like, okay,

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Speaker 1: they're early on Twitter day, right, That's gross. That's gross, bro.

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Speaker 1: I'm not even looking over their tra phone like an

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Speaker 1: ice cream guys. My god, it's like it's like, oh

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Speaker 1: whoa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa

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Speaker 1: wah blaha. I didn't remember that. I don't remember. So

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Speaker 1: I had n Can you imagine if you were walking

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Speaker 1: down the street and then someone's like, I know you,

424
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Speaker 1: I can't Was it a Ben and Jerry's commercial? I

425
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Speaker 1: can't remember? And you're like, I wonder how those girls?

426
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Speaker 1: Like where are they now? Can we get a where

427
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Speaker 1: are they now? For the girls in this video? Okay,

428
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Speaker 1: let me see where are the girls? By the way,

429
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Speaker 1: speaking of on this video there, Weezy just mentioned that

430
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Speaker 1: they are licking the scat like an ice cream cone,

431
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Speaker 1: and so here he goes if ingesting do not eat

432
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Speaker 1: anything of them died, Let me let me finish giving

433
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Speaker 1: the tip, bro, I don't care about them. Host. Hopefully

434
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Speaker 1: it wasn't ingesting. Do not eat anything a few hours

435
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Speaker 1: before and a few hours later. Do not brush your

436
00:23:11,359 --> 00:23:14,960
Speaker 1: teeth before or after it is. Doing so introduces micro

437
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Speaker 1: cuts on your gum lining. Some people take a shot

438
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Speaker 1: of liquor after playing to kill any germs, and some

439
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Speaker 1: use mouthwashed to gargle. Some also use salt water to

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Speaker 1: rinse out their mouth. So um, So, would you eat

441
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Speaker 1: it and lick it? No? I would not. That's too far.

442
00:23:31,560 --> 00:23:33,359
Speaker 1: If I had to save my own life. But even

443
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Speaker 1: for money, I know we talked about getting on. I'm

444
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Speaker 1: just gonna go like this. I don't think I could

445
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Speaker 1: do it, just like just a little. I'm gonna say

446
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Speaker 1: a ridiculous number, don't be ridiculous, like a million or something.

447
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Speaker 1: But I don't think I could do it. Dude, it's

448
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Speaker 1: not a hundred thousand, it's not too Just like if

449
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Speaker 1: you put your own ship, would you would you lick

450
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Speaker 1: your own ship? What if a man wanted to see

451
00:23:57,560 --> 00:23:59,960
Speaker 1: you lick your own ship? Money? You think I'm outther

452
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Speaker 1: are gonna go over money? I'm not. I'm not. Oh,

453
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Speaker 1: if you're nigga said babe, I really need one of

454
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Speaker 1: them before we're breaking up. Would you would you lick

455
00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:11,959
Speaker 1: your own ship. I wish you the best in life.

456
00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:16,480
Speaker 1: I wish you a lucrative, bless a full of abundance.

457
00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:21,240
Speaker 1: I will help you pack your ship while I'm not shipping. Alright.

458
00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:23,600
Speaker 1: So one of them died and that's where they are now.

459
00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:26,960
Speaker 1: I cannot believe it. I'm just I'm so saddened to

460
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Speaker 1: hear that they're Brazilian, by the way, Brazilian scat fetish.

461
00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:35,000
Speaker 1: That's not surprising them. Brazilian holes be getting in Latifa

462
00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:38,280
Speaker 1: and Carla. I don't know which one died and which

463
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Speaker 1: one it was. There was a white one and a

464
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Speaker 1: black one, remember that, but clearly they're not white and black. Anyway,

465
00:24:46,359 --> 00:24:50,000
Speaker 1: let's stop talking about this. Leave um. And by the way, guys,

466
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Speaker 1: we will go again to say no kin shaming. I

467
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Speaker 1: love Odell Beckham's response to it. He pretty much was

468
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Speaker 1: just like, you ain't gonna throw me off my pivot

469
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Speaker 1: even when ship's thrown my way. That was so fucking good, Hey, guys.

470
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Speaker 1: Another one of my favorite episodes of the year came

471
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Speaker 1: in the very beginning, back when I was a hoe,

472
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Speaker 1: back when I had multiple dicks, and it comes from

473
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Speaker 1: episode one where I decided to let you hose No,

474
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Speaker 1: I am familiar with geometry, and in this episode, I

475
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Speaker 1: guess this little cliff that you're about to listen to,

476
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Speaker 1: I describe the perpendicular sex that I had that is right,

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Speaker 1: Purpen dick youler, And it was amazing. It was a

478
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Speaker 1: position for the first time that I had tried in

479
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Speaker 1: well before the pandemic hit us, when I was able

480
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Speaker 1: to just hop on a flight and go get me

481
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Speaker 1: a quick little come bucket full of all the nastiness. Um.

482
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Speaker 1: But yeah, listen to your guy. This was one of

483
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Speaker 1: my twenty twenty run de vous sessions after a flyout,

484
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Speaker 1: So go ahead and check this out. This is episode

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Speaker 1: one fifty three Perpendicular Sex and Wild King. You know,

486
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Speaker 1: I'm going through the clear line and so they're like,

487
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Speaker 1: she's good and the t S A agent is like,

488
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Speaker 1: I really like your show, go get it. And I'm

489
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Speaker 1: just I'm just like, God, damn it. Um, So anyway

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Speaker 1: is it JFK. No, it was Newark. I would say

491
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Speaker 1: all the JFK agents, I would say maybe once or

492
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Speaker 1: twice I went they haven't recognized me. I was with

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Speaker 1: all Bay. This girl was like, oh here, so what

494
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Speaker 1: I know? We I know, we shout out, you know,

495
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Speaker 1: our listeners that be at their desks, the ones that

496
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Speaker 1: don't because we said all the y'all ain't at desks,

497
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Speaker 1: but the ones that the ones on in airports, I

498
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Speaker 1: do want to shout out the t s A agents

499
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Speaker 1: um getting a home on. Anyways, so I finally get

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Speaker 1: on a flight the next day. I end up having

501
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Speaker 1: them get me a fucking hotel in Jersey because I'm like,

502
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Speaker 1: I'm not going all the to the Bronx to catch

503
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:03,160
Speaker 1: a five am flight. So he has to now change

504
00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:05,800
Speaker 1: his flight to leave the next day. We go through

505
00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:08,719
Speaker 1: all this, so anyways, I get there. As soon as

506
00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:11,159
Speaker 1: he gets in the goddamn room, he's on the phone

507
00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:13,920
Speaker 1: on a business call, and I'm like, okay, I guess

508
00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:15,439
Speaker 1: I'll wait. Mind you. I took a shower as soon

509
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Speaker 1: as I got to the room, so I'm in just

510
00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:19,880
Speaker 1: a towel because I'm like, damn, we're in this bullshit

511
00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:21,400
Speaker 1: as hotel because they don't have a robe. I thought

512
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Speaker 1: it was gonna have a role, but they didn't have

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Speaker 1: a robe. I said, you know what, this is Saint

514
00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:26,800
Speaker 1: a top quality hotel. If they don't there wasn't a road,

515
00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:28,440
Speaker 1: but I had on the towel. It was it was

516
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:30,080
Speaker 1: a good hotel. They just didn't have a robe. And

517
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Speaker 1: I normally like getting in hotel ropes. I just like

518
00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:34,560
Speaker 1: hotel rod. Why do you think I was acting like

519
00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:37,040
Speaker 1: that about the Moxie. There was no hotel robes, so

520
00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:38,679
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, I'll just stay in a towel.

521
00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:41,520
Speaker 1: When he gets so he comes in, he's on the call.

522
00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:44,160
Speaker 1: He's on the phone with one of his his business partners,

523
00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:46,160
Speaker 1: and I'm like, okay. So he gets in. As soon

524
00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:49,080
Speaker 1: as he gets in, he pulled my towel off. I'm like,

525
00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:53,160
Speaker 1: are you ready? But you're on the phone. The sexiest

526
00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:55,280
Speaker 1: thing ever. The person on the phone, this white guy,

527
00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:57,359
Speaker 1: just keeps on talking. So he puts the phone on

528
00:27:57,440 --> 00:28:00,480
Speaker 1: mute and starts eating my pussy. He sounded white. Definitely

529
00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:02,560
Speaker 1: a Bill Joe or Bob, I don't know, but it

530
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:06,920
Speaker 1: was his business partner. And so he puts the phone.

531
00:28:07,040 --> 00:28:09,760
Speaker 1: The guy is still talking because they're like they're they

532
00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:11,320
Speaker 1: have a business tool right now. That's that's going on,

533
00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:13,639
Speaker 1: and he starts eating my pussy. Now, y'all know, I

534
00:28:13,680 --> 00:28:15,879
Speaker 1: don't even like head like that, but do you know

535
00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:18,720
Speaker 1: all sexy this he's literally eating my pussy while his

536
00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:21,960
Speaker 1: business partners on speaker now talking to him, and he

537
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,679
Speaker 1: starts to eat my poto. Man, you don't even like listen.

538
00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:28,760
Speaker 1: I listen, but it was like this is so hot.

539
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:32,120
Speaker 1: So finally it comes to the point where he has

540
00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:34,439
Speaker 1: to answer his business partner, so he gets back on

541
00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:37,600
Speaker 1: the phone. Is like m then he starts talking. So

542
00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:39,960
Speaker 1: then I unbuckle his pants because he started eat my

543
00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:42,760
Speaker 1: pussy before he even got naked, so I'm buckle his

544
00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:44,920
Speaker 1: pants and starts sucking his dick while he finishes the call.

545
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:47,280
Speaker 1: If you guys have not done this yet, bro, it's

546
00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:48,880
Speaker 1: the best. It's the funny ship. I just did it

547
00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:51,000
Speaker 1: on Sunday. It is the best. But you know what,

548
00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:52,719
Speaker 1: I can't stand when you think they're about to hang

549
00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:54,600
Speaker 1: up because you're doing really good, all right, I gotta

550
00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:56,240
Speaker 1: call you back, and then they start getting into some

551
00:28:56,280 --> 00:28:59,760
Speaker 1: real converse like this hang up. I don't want to

552
00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:01,800
Speaker 1: say you do this get real mad? You know what

553
00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:04,280
Speaker 1: I'm saying. It's like okay, like I'm like doing the playful,

554
00:29:04,280 --> 00:29:05,760
Speaker 1: like it off the phone, dick suck and then if

555
00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:07,239
Speaker 1: they really be on the phone, I'd be like, oh,

556
00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:11,400
Speaker 1: I was about to say, I'm gonna make noises like

557
00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:14,280
Speaker 1: I'll never forget how he said it. So, I mean,

558
00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:15,800
Speaker 1: you should I've been talking about me. What's up with you?

559
00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:17,840
Speaker 1: Do you know? I wanted to bite his day yea,

560
00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:22,960
Speaker 1: so now deep throat to make it work, trying to

561
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:26,280
Speaker 1: make the most fucking noise. And yeah, well, while his

562
00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:29,320
Speaker 1: dick is in my mouth, he mutes it again, and

563
00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:32,000
Speaker 1: it's like this nigger won't stop talking. I'm like, he's like,

564
00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:35,440
Speaker 1: keep going, keep so I'm sucking with dick. Finally he

565
00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:39,600
Speaker 1: ends the call and so before I get there. Mind you,

566
00:29:39,920 --> 00:29:43,720
Speaker 1: I'm only telling this story because I didn't think there

567
00:29:43,720 --> 00:29:45,720
Speaker 1: were more things that I could do that I haven't

568
00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:51,480
Speaker 1: done before. And during this sexy pain, I did two

569
00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:53,880
Speaker 1: new things that I've never done before. So that's what

570
00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:58,120
Speaker 1: I'm sheery. Okay, So he knew he wanted to get

571
00:29:58,200 --> 00:30:00,680
Speaker 1: nasty with me, right, So I brought toys. Thank god

572
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:02,760
Speaker 1: it went through the ts A machine. Because I only

573
00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:04,400
Speaker 1: had a book bag. I knew I was just going

574
00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:06,400
Speaker 1: for one thing. I didn't have to bring much, but

575
00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:09,840
Speaker 1: I did bring my woman as it for me. I

576
00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:12,720
Speaker 1: brought a butt plug, I brought a dildo. I brought

577
00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:16,680
Speaker 1: two types of lube and an outfit that I never

578
00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:19,040
Speaker 1: got to get into because he just ate my pussy

579
00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:22,760
Speaker 1: out the towel. So he's like grabbed the toys. I'm

580
00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:24,800
Speaker 1: like Nigga in round one. Like I thought we were

581
00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:27,040
Speaker 1: gonna wait till, you know, we just have a regular

582
00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:29,520
Speaker 1: funk now, then dinner, then we get into the nasty stuff.

583
00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:33,120
Speaker 1: But he's like, no, where that ship now? So I'm

584
00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:36,040
Speaker 1: gonna tell you I did such a good job, y'all.

585
00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:39,120
Speaker 1: So before he came to the room, I put it

586
00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:42,520
Speaker 1: all in the night stand down. I didn't, I'm but

587
00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:45,000
Speaker 1: I felt some type of way. So y'all know, when

588
00:30:45,040 --> 00:30:47,440
Speaker 1: y'all open the drawing, there's like a Bible. I couldn't

589
00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:49,760
Speaker 1: have the butt plug by the Bible. And I'm not religious,

590
00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:54,560
Speaker 1: but I felt away. I'm like, I can't put all

591
00:30:54,560 --> 00:31:00,600
Speaker 1: of our sex toys. Uh No, what's about? I put

592
00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:02,960
Speaker 1: the Bible on top like so it wasn't in the

593
00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:04,560
Speaker 1: jew So when he looked in the jory, he didn't

594
00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:06,360
Speaker 1: see the Bible and the loubes and butt plugs and

595
00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:08,840
Speaker 1: everything like that. What kind of hotel is this? What

596
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:10,560
Speaker 1: you don't You don't go where they have they have

597
00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:14,920
Speaker 1: the little bibles, they'll all be noticed. Yeah, and all

598
00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:17,040
Speaker 1: of them. And then they it's normally by the goddamn

599
00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:19,600
Speaker 1: I must be the most. It's the nice I don't

600
00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:22,680
Speaker 1: even see the Bible. They're normally now by the by

601
00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:26,640
Speaker 1: the your ship that you do all the time, room service,

602
00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:29,800
Speaker 1: Like it's no, you don't like you like your room service.

603
00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:31,800
Speaker 1: It's so it's ridiculous. So anyways, he tells me to

604
00:31:31,840 --> 00:31:34,680
Speaker 1: grab these toys, right, and I'm just like, okay, fine,

605
00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:39,080
Speaker 1: we're getting right into it. So he goes to grab

606
00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:41,560
Speaker 1: the butt plug. Now this I've done before, but I

607
00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:43,560
Speaker 1: told him I would let him do an mind you,

608
00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:47,239
Speaker 1: he's told me he's only tried an a once I've

609
00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:49,720
Speaker 1: done before. So he goes and he gets the butt

610
00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:51,520
Speaker 1: plug and he puts the lube on it and puts

611
00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:53,480
Speaker 1: it in my ask while he's sucking me. I'm like, okay,

612
00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:56,640
Speaker 1: I can do this, but it's saying so like, no,

613
00:31:56,760 --> 00:32:00,560
Speaker 1: it's it's it's the butt plug where it's like has

614
00:32:00,640 --> 00:32:03,040
Speaker 1: kind of like the ones you can stick your finger

615
00:32:03,080 --> 00:32:05,640
Speaker 1: in it so you could keep pushing it. Oh yeah, nah,

616
00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:08,840
Speaker 1: I wasn't trying to have that done. But it was

617
00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:11,640
Speaker 1: just a regular little butt plug. So I was like, Okay,

618
00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:13,640
Speaker 1: this's cool. That's cool. So he's doing the butt plug

619
00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:16,840
Speaker 1: thing with me. I'm excited. Then he goes to grab

620
00:32:16,880 --> 00:32:20,960
Speaker 1: the dial dough and I'm like, my booty already. I'm like,

621
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:22,600
Speaker 1: you need a lot of loop because I only do

622
00:32:22,680 --> 00:32:24,680
Speaker 1: anal once a quarter, but last quarter I didn't get

623
00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:27,240
Speaker 1: anal done so once a quarter, and I didn't do

624
00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:29,520
Speaker 1: it last quarter because I was sexless. I guess it's

625
00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:35,000
Speaker 1: like the meetings will happen. So um. So he grabs

626
00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:36,800
Speaker 1: the dil dough, puts loup on it, and puts it

627
00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:38,760
Speaker 1: in my ass and starts sucking me now in my

628
00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:41,000
Speaker 1: pussy with the dialdo in my ass. So I've done

629
00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:43,000
Speaker 1: this before, and you know this. I talked about my

630
00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:46,920
Speaker 1: first time with DP with toy in my ass and

631
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:49,480
Speaker 1: my pussy. So mind you were recording this to it

632
00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:52,480
Speaker 1: this time, but I ain't you know now, you ain't

633
00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:57,440
Speaker 1: gotta hear it because we was nasty. Um. But what

634
00:32:57,520 --> 00:33:01,000
Speaker 1: we was So here's the part that I made Mandy

635
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:03,960
Speaker 1: be like high key fucking excited about her video. And

636
00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:07,120
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you why. When we first started the show,

637
00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:11,360
Speaker 1: she was seeing was it Lawyer Bay, yes, and but

638
00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:13,720
Speaker 1: Lawyer Bay was like, no, no, no, here's the story.

639
00:33:14,080 --> 00:33:17,120
Speaker 1: She's I just worked out. I was like, okay, cool bitch,

640
00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:20,840
Speaker 1: I just sucked it after my workout, remember that. I remember.

641
00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:23,160
Speaker 1: It was like, what, no, you did it? L O L.

642
00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:26,280
Speaker 1: I see if Mandy is sucking a dick on a

643
00:33:26,320 --> 00:33:28,880
Speaker 1: toilet and I'm getting on her about the toilet and

644
00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:35,000
Speaker 1: it was closed. It was a nice hotel because we

645
00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:37,120
Speaker 1: was both in the city and I'm in the Bronx

646
00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:39,720
Speaker 1: and he had a situation at the time, so we

647
00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:41,920
Speaker 1: had to meet up in the city somewhere. So I

648
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:43,480
Speaker 1: was like, well, my my friend be saying at this

649
00:33:43,560 --> 00:33:47,600
Speaker 1: nice hotel and normally there's hotel bathrooms in the lobby.

650
00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:49,720
Speaker 1: So we just met it the lobby and started a

651
00:33:49,840 --> 00:33:54,760
Speaker 1: second shut up, you're really judging anyways, So we take

652
00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:58,280
Speaker 1: the goddamn toy out right. Here is where I experienced

653
00:33:58,280 --> 00:34:01,600
Speaker 1: something for the first time. Now it's still double penetration,

654
00:34:02,840 --> 00:34:07,160
Speaker 1: but it was double badge and I didn't think it.

655
00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:09,200
Speaker 1: Hold on, let me, let me think I could just

656
00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:13,680
Speaker 1: let y'all hear it. Hold on, I got real nasty. Okay,

657
00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:17,000
Speaker 1: hold on, so wait, his dick is in me right now,

658
00:34:17,719 --> 00:34:20,440
Speaker 1: hold on, and I'm trying to fit my dil do

659
00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:23,520
Speaker 1: in there, and it pushes his dick out so that

660
00:34:23,680 --> 00:34:26,400
Speaker 1: he puts hold on because oh, as they put it

661
00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:33,560
Speaker 1: in there, I get nat because I loaded. I was like, well,

662
00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:35,520
Speaker 1: so I'm not gonna lie. When I listened back to

663
00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:38,080
Speaker 1: my videos, I'd be like, who is she? Bit you

664
00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:44,000
Speaker 1: moaned like this, don't do that anyway. Eventually, eventually he

665
00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:47,239
Speaker 1: gets his dick in and then I'm like, make it fit,

666
00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:50,560
Speaker 1: so we listen. Fuck you. It was a nice moment anyways.

667
00:34:50,680 --> 00:34:54,080
Speaker 1: So then eventually I fit, I fit the dial dough

668
00:34:54,680 --> 00:34:57,040
Speaker 1: in my pussy at the same time that his dick

669
00:34:57,120 --> 00:35:00,560
Speaker 1: is in my pussy, and how is a different film?

670
00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:02,919
Speaker 1: Not even gonna lie to you. It felt good though,

671
00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:07,879
Speaker 1: And so he's doing the toy. His dick is big,

672
00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:09,279
Speaker 1: and he thought my dildo was big, and then he

673
00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:11,640
Speaker 1: put it up to each other. What I am not

674
00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:16,960
Speaker 1: showing her the video? Um no, but my my dido.

675
00:35:18,040 --> 00:35:21,160
Speaker 1: You know, my dildo is much smaller than his dick. Um.

676
00:35:21,239 --> 00:35:23,480
Speaker 1: And I guess because he doesn't compare his penis to

677
00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:25,759
Speaker 1: other penises, he didn't realize. He's like, oh, I thought

678
00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:27,239
Speaker 1: that toy was bigger than mine, and we looked and

679
00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:31,439
Speaker 1: it was not so anyways, so as he's doing this

680
00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:35,760
Speaker 1: is getting kind of kinky. Dan. There's three things that happened.

681
00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:41,000
Speaker 1: So at this point he reaches over because I also

682
00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:44,280
Speaker 1: brought my what is it hot pot? I brought wipes,

683
00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:47,640
Speaker 1: and so he's fucking me and I'm like, okay, this

684
00:35:47,719 --> 00:35:50,319
Speaker 1: is fun. He reaches over while he's sucking me and

685
00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:53,080
Speaker 1: grabs the white and I'm like, okay, what the fund

686
00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:55,799
Speaker 1: is white for? He takes the wipe and proceeds to

687
00:35:55,880 --> 00:35:59,320
Speaker 1: wipe his ass to make sure that his ass has

688
00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:03,120
Speaker 1: is as clean as possible, I guess. And literally, while

689
00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:05,120
Speaker 1: he's sucking me, he's wiping his ass with these wipes,

690
00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:07,160
Speaker 1: and I'm like, okay, this is different, but I guess

691
00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:10,680
Speaker 1: I know what he's wanting to do. So he pulls

692
00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:12,480
Speaker 1: the toy out of my vagina and his dick out

693
00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:15,640
Speaker 1: of my vagina, literally gets off from the side of

694
00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:20,440
Speaker 1: the bed, pulls me and then turns around and pushes

695
00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:26,360
Speaker 1: my face into his ask And literally I'm literally laying

696
00:36:26,360 --> 00:36:28,400
Speaker 1: on the bed, so imagine you him. I'm laying on

697
00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:31,320
Speaker 1: the bed. Now he's been over with I got it.

698
00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:35,200
Speaker 1: In my face, okay, And I'm just like and his

699
00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:38,080
Speaker 1: now hand is on the back of my head and

700
00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:40,520
Speaker 1: he's stroking my dish. He's stroking his dick while my

701
00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:43,000
Speaker 1: head is in his ass, and I'm like, okay, this

702
00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:45,000
Speaker 1: is in bad. I did get a little taste of

703
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:47,160
Speaker 1: the whites at first, but then it started tasting like skin,

704
00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:50,719
Speaker 1: so like what it did. It did taste like whites

705
00:36:50,719 --> 00:36:53,000
Speaker 1: a little bit, and then I was like, okay, but

706
00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:55,120
Speaker 1: it was clean and I liked it. One of my

707
00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:59,640
Speaker 1: favorite people, Taho. We've had him on way too many

708
00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:04,160
Speaker 1: fucking times, but he brings in his co host Orlando Roy,

709
00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:07,520
Speaker 1: the heart or Soft podcast Man's and I. When we

710
00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:09,120
Speaker 1: have men in the studio, boy do we get a

711
00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:11,719
Speaker 1: lot of fucking energy. But what was so fun to

712
00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:15,440
Speaker 1: talk to these two men about we're the only fans

713
00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:18,320
Speaker 1: account that Orlando has. We never talked to guys that

714
00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:21,440
Speaker 1: have only fans, right. He shared his experience as a

715
00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:24,360
Speaker 1: man on Only Fans, how he charges people the stuff

716
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:28,440
Speaker 1: kind of like toys he uses, and yeah, it was hilarious.

717
00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:33,200
Speaker 1: Enjoy Episode one seventies seven Just Pay for It, featuring

718
00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:36,200
Speaker 1: Tahoe and Orlando Roy. Y'all know I pay for it

719
00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:39,040
Speaker 1: for only fans. I'm a fan of paying for porn,

720
00:37:39,320 --> 00:37:44,520
Speaker 1: especially when it's black. But Orlando is a sex worker,

721
00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:48,439
Speaker 1: so you should see how he sat up in his chair.

722
00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:52,200
Speaker 1: I'm a sex worker. So guys, for y'all who do

723
00:37:52,239 --> 00:37:55,480
Speaker 1: not know, Orlando actually does have an only fans And

724
00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:57,640
Speaker 1: if you can explain to us what it is you

725
00:37:57,680 --> 00:38:00,560
Speaker 1: sell to whoever is willing to subscribe. That can be

726
00:38:00,560 --> 00:38:02,799
Speaker 1: men or women. You're not really open to who it is.

727
00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:05,040
Speaker 1: But what do you give on your only fans? My

728
00:38:05,120 --> 00:38:11,239
Speaker 1: only Fans is about um using male sex toys and

729
00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:15,959
Speaker 1: just trying to like debunk like stereotypes and taboo conversations

730
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:19,359
Speaker 1: and just also educating, making it more comforrough and just

731
00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:21,919
Speaker 1: normalizing men having sex toys. What kind of sex toys

732
00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:26,920
Speaker 1: to be jerking off? But to sleeve? So I have strokers,

733
00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:30,560
Speaker 1: I have electro toys. I have vibrators. Do people send

734
00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:32,719
Speaker 1: them to you at this point? Oh, my sponsor, I

735
00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:35,799
Speaker 1: have a sponsor that sentence to me roderdar ahead, So

736
00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:38,160
Speaker 1: my sponsor sends me everything. They just sent me a butt.

737
00:38:39,160 --> 00:38:42,239
Speaker 1: You're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna do the butt the

738
00:38:42,239 --> 00:38:46,719
Speaker 1: ship out of my butt. Wait, you said Kim suck

739
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:48,840
Speaker 1: out of your butt? Shut out of her? But her

740
00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:51,239
Speaker 1: name is Kim. Oh, but do you want the do

741
00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:53,680
Speaker 1: you want the ship fund out of your butt? Okay? Wait? Oh,

742
00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:56,120
Speaker 1: I thought you want to Joe, But I think that

743
00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:59,280
Speaker 1: that's questionable. With him, you dudge the whole route except

744
00:38:59,360 --> 00:39:01,160
Speaker 1: for that, like feel like he's I think you're gonna

745
00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:07,440
Speaker 1: get there. He does everything. Maybe I'm just not there now. Okay,

746
00:39:07,520 --> 00:39:09,399
Speaker 1: I'll do a finger and that's as far as it goes.

747
00:39:09,600 --> 00:39:11,480
Speaker 1: Once you go there, ye yeah, right there to the

748
00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:14,719
Speaker 1: butt plug next, and then the strap is next. So

749
00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:16,840
Speaker 1: I actually have a cock right well, and I have

750
00:39:16,840 --> 00:39:19,360
Speaker 1: a car. Maybe I can maybe I'll get it to

751
00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:21,360
Speaker 1: you using our Adam and Eve code. But there's actually

752
00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:22,799
Speaker 1: this really cool and I have it because it came

753
00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:24,799
Speaker 1: in one of my sets. But it's a cock ring

754
00:39:25,160 --> 00:39:28,280
Speaker 1: and around the cock ring it's attached to a butt plug.

755
00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:30,360
Speaker 1: So a guy what he can do is have the

756
00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:33,000
Speaker 1: cock ring on and then also have the butt plug

757
00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:36,000
Speaker 1: in his assphall. Remember butt plugs are for an asshole,

758
00:39:36,160 --> 00:39:38,319
Speaker 1: and you guys have one, and y'all do have one,

759
00:39:38,719 --> 00:39:41,520
Speaker 1: you know. I think my best um like his fingering

760
00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:43,640
Speaker 1: toy was I have this glove that has like a

761
00:39:43,719 --> 00:39:48,080
Speaker 1: dick on every finger? What that cool? Yeah? So I

762
00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:49,560
Speaker 1: use it and I use it on my only fans.

763
00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:52,160
Speaker 1: I was fingering this girl on my only fans using it.

764
00:39:52,239 --> 00:39:53,800
Speaker 1: So I'll use like all the fingers, one in the

765
00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:55,919
Speaker 1: butt and the shell feels like different things. What made

766
00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:58,000
Speaker 1: you start it? Was it money? Did you feel like

767
00:39:58,040 --> 00:40:00,319
Speaker 1: you were good for this? What was it like just

768
00:40:00,719 --> 00:40:03,120
Speaker 1: because it was nasty and it turned you on? Well,

769
00:40:03,160 --> 00:40:06,080
Speaker 1: so I'm also the manager of social Less podcast and

770
00:40:06,160 --> 00:40:07,520
Speaker 1: we had a rodic will do our come to our

771
00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:10,120
Speaker 1: live show? They remember, Yeah, they gave me a sex

772
00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:11,920
Speaker 1: so I gave it away, so they said, gonna give

773
00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:13,400
Speaker 1: me another one? I felt bad. I was like, you

774
00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:15,080
Speaker 1: know what, I'll make a video and I'll just like

775
00:40:15,120 --> 00:40:18,240
Speaker 1: do a review on it. And that video was so fire.

776
00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:21,759
Speaker 1: The pigs were so far, the nudes, and he was

777
00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:24,319
Speaker 1: pretty much like, yall charge Yeah, I could charge for this.

778
00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:26,759
Speaker 1: He's good at what he does. He's good at what

779
00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:29,160
Speaker 1: he does because he will he'll tell a story, like

780
00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:32,880
Speaker 1: tell him about how you did jerking off with your

781
00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:36,960
Speaker 1: leg up, tell stories on it, not on the podcast.

782
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:39,800
Speaker 1: I tell my story like that. But One of the

783
00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:42,080
Speaker 1: positions I did on my Only Fans is I put

784
00:40:42,120 --> 00:40:44,759
Speaker 1: the camera behind me and then I poked one leg

785
00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:47,040
Speaker 1: up and then I poked my leg down and I

786
00:40:47,160 --> 00:40:50,680
Speaker 1: jerked off of my leg not like my dig facing downwards.

787
00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:54,200
Speaker 1: So all you see is like as sounds hot. So

788
00:40:54,239 --> 00:40:58,400
Speaker 1: he's standing there just like think about let me sick

789
00:40:58,560 --> 00:41:00,880
Speaker 1: is a wild boy. But yeah, so you so you

790
00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:04,319
Speaker 1: have sex, you masturbate your with toys. Um, how do

791
00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:07,240
Speaker 1: you find women to have sex with on your only fans?

792
00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:09,640
Speaker 1: And what is that conversation? Like how do you how

793
00:41:09,680 --> 00:41:13,479
Speaker 1: do you approach the women that you're already sucking? Yeah? Yeah,

794
00:41:13,520 --> 00:41:17,080
Speaker 1: so most times, Um, they'll say they want to do

795
00:41:17,120 --> 00:41:19,200
Speaker 1: it because they know how open free I am and

796
00:41:19,239 --> 00:41:21,320
Speaker 1: that's why they fuck with me. So they'll want to

797
00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:23,279
Speaker 1: do it, but they just don't want their facing it right,

798
00:41:23,360 --> 00:41:28,839
Speaker 1: So I mean against that. Yeah, I figured it out now. Um,

799
00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:30,839
Speaker 1: I just like put them in positions and I set

800
00:41:30,880 --> 00:41:32,680
Speaker 1: up the cameras so like they'll be laying down. I

801
00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:34,239
Speaker 1: asked my toy friend if I can give them a

802
00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:36,640
Speaker 1: foot job for my only fans because it's just my feet,

803
00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:38,200
Speaker 1: but they all want to see a foot job on

804
00:41:38,239 --> 00:41:41,480
Speaker 1: there and I'm just like ship, okay, I'm trying a dick.

805
00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:44,239
Speaker 1: Like the last had finger her with the toys, and

806
00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:47,640
Speaker 1: I had another like masturbation toy that had like spikes

807
00:41:47,640 --> 00:41:49,400
Speaker 1: on the gloves, so I think that with that, and

808
00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:51,560
Speaker 1: then I was just so into it that I just

809
00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:54,440
Speaker 1: started working her like after like I did the videos,

810
00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:57,000
Speaker 1: but the cameras were still rolling, and then I cocked

811
00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:59,239
Speaker 1: our legs back and we had eight oh sex with

812
00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:01,960
Speaker 1: the cameras. Roll. How is the money coming in for you?

813
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:05,280
Speaker 1: As a man on only past um? I was charged

814
00:42:05,320 --> 00:42:07,560
Speaker 1: like really cheap while I was charging really cheap, so

815
00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:10,440
Speaker 1: I was only doing like for five dollars, but I

816
00:42:10,480 --> 00:42:12,480
Speaker 1: raised the price because the work was like way too much.

817
00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:15,440
Speaker 1: You're editing the video and all of that, right exactly,

818
00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:18,440
Speaker 1: I edit everything. You're like, roll. I feel like okay,

819
00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:20,120
Speaker 1: Like we talked about being nasty all the time because

820
00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:23,520
Speaker 1: we like her girls. I like this girl goddess Angelina too.

821
00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:25,879
Speaker 1: I don't know she's white, not a Latina, I guess,

822
00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:30,560
Speaker 1: but like she's gorgeous girl, tiny, very petite, super dominant,

823
00:42:30,560 --> 00:42:32,919
Speaker 1: and I just really like when people have good kind

824
00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:35,640
Speaker 1: of work, like lose your role model for Only bands

825
00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:38,480
Speaker 1: were like I like this nigga does um. I don't

826
00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:42,040
Speaker 1: actually have any male ones. It's kind of like a

827
00:42:42,040 --> 00:42:44,760
Speaker 1: little egotistical because I feel like I put out better content.

828
00:42:44,880 --> 00:42:47,120
Speaker 1: Of course they'll just be known more than me. But

829
00:42:47,239 --> 00:42:49,080
Speaker 1: I just put out a better content. But I try

830
00:42:49,120 --> 00:42:53,360
Speaker 1: to make it visually and audio wise very pleasing. So

831
00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:58,480
Speaker 1: I always have like background music. We get some moans

832
00:42:58,680 --> 00:43:02,399
Speaker 1: on the mic? Can we can we wait? I want

833
00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:04,480
Speaker 1: to wait? Can you do it live? Can I go?

834
00:43:04,920 --> 00:43:06,880
Speaker 1: That's weird? But I want to why I'm ow on

835
00:43:06,920 --> 00:43:08,960
Speaker 1: a mic? You don't own on a mic? Happening? I

836
00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:12,439
Speaker 1: want to hear a man? I want no? I love

837
00:43:12,560 --> 00:43:14,640
Speaker 1: man moans. Can you give us a man moans? How

838
00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:20,200
Speaker 1: you've never moaned? Give us? Give us our pumbs down?

839
00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:30,320
Speaker 1: Come on? Okay, wait, do you say I'm about a nut? Yeah? Okay?

840
00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:34,840
Speaker 1: Can we get a sexy moon orlanda? I usually moans

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00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:40,319
Speaker 1: just like really deep breath kind. It's like I'll just

842
00:43:40,360 --> 00:43:52,480
Speaker 1: be like, oh you here a talker? Yeah, okay, well yeah,

843
00:43:52,520 --> 00:43:59,120
Speaker 1: your okay. I love when a guy does that. Let

844
00:43:59,120 --> 00:44:02,480
Speaker 1: me catch that that let nut? Can I do mine

845
00:44:02,520 --> 00:44:14,560
Speaker 1: over now? Thanky? Okay? God damn it? Anyway, No, because

846
00:44:14,600 --> 00:44:18,879
Speaker 1: you make fun of me. I told you, just like, oh,

847
00:44:19,040 --> 00:44:24,640
Speaker 1: not for me, give me a nut, okay, God damn it,

848
00:44:24,680 --> 00:44:27,080
Speaker 1: no judgment. That was great, thank you, thank you. I

849
00:44:27,640 --> 00:44:31,680
Speaker 1: like a nut. One she does, I'm ghetto. Your turn.

850
00:44:31,760 --> 00:44:34,120
Speaker 1: She'd be like, oh my god, orgasm for me. Please?

851
00:44:34,320 --> 00:44:39,120
Speaker 1: No O. This morning I felt so fucking nasty because

852
00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:40,600
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I really want to drink some

853
00:44:40,719 --> 00:44:43,359
Speaker 1: come can you feed me? Was the dinner let's wait

854
00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:46,360
Speaker 1: drinking coming nut peanut butter? No I could say nuts,

855
00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:50,520
Speaker 1: drawing that I was getting sucked, and I was like,

856
00:44:50,600 --> 00:44:52,759
Speaker 1: I'm obviously so he couldn't come on my and I

857
00:44:52,800 --> 00:44:54,800
Speaker 1: was like, oh, I want to drink it. I love drinking.

858
00:44:54,840 --> 00:44:56,960
Speaker 1: And then I like take my fingers in my mouth

859
00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:58,960
Speaker 1: and show him where to feed it. I love it.

860
00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:08,080
Speaker 1: I wish no, I'll be nasty. I'd be like, I'd

861
00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:10,560
Speaker 1: be like you like me being a little slut. I

862
00:45:10,640 --> 00:45:13,680
Speaker 1: definitely say that. I definitely say that I'm your slut.

863
00:45:13,719 --> 00:45:14,960
Speaker 1: Do whatever you want to. I don't want to be

864
00:45:14,960 --> 00:45:17,160
Speaker 1: a horrible be It feels more fun. You ever had

865
00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:19,360
Speaker 1: somebody smack you out of nowhere? So I smacked my

866
00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:22,320
Speaker 1: nigger like I slacked the ship. Actually, like there was

867
00:45:22,360 --> 00:45:26,000
Speaker 1: something where he asked, you know the guy, my nigga,

868
00:45:26,120 --> 00:45:27,880
Speaker 1: and I just felt like he took all my power

869
00:45:27,920 --> 00:45:29,880
Speaker 1: and I like being dominant. So he was sucking the

870
00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:31,200
Speaker 1: shot out of me, and so I just slapped the

871
00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:33,080
Speaker 1: funk out of the missionary. But wait, women don't have

872
00:45:33,120 --> 00:45:35,600
Speaker 1: to ask me for consent. Yeah, I'm sure, but I

873
00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:37,440
Speaker 1: mean I didn't expect him to fun. He didn't. He

874
00:45:37,480 --> 00:45:40,120
Speaker 1: didn't ask to the shoot out of me like that,

875
00:45:40,400 --> 00:45:44,719
Speaker 1: You know what I mean where I like that, Like

876
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:48,040
Speaker 1: the word fu means like that, right, but fucking. If

877
00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:50,239
Speaker 1: you listen a horrible decision, there's a lot that goes

878
00:45:50,239 --> 00:45:53,239
Speaker 1: into fucking and slapping. It's one of those things before

879
00:45:53,320 --> 00:45:55,000
Speaker 1: that was fun. I'm not gonna lie. He does this

880
00:45:55,040 --> 00:45:57,719
Speaker 1: little thing where he likes next my ask. No, he

881
00:45:57,840 --> 00:46:00,319
Speaker 1: just like gets into this almost like flogging but with

882
00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:07,799
Speaker 1: your hand, and it's a smack. Who oh yeah. Let's

883
00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:19,440
Speaker 1: see the glove. Oh oh wow, the color. Wow, it's

884
00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:21,319
Speaker 1: called a love glove. You do a very good job

885
00:46:21,360 --> 00:46:25,919
Speaker 1: at fingers. Oh and he got get hurts. Oh he's

886
00:46:26,120 --> 00:46:30,480
Speaker 1: fingering her pussy phone. This is no, I have two cameras.

887
00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:35,160
Speaker 1: Don't say oh this nigga. The quality is like, hda,

888
00:46:35,719 --> 00:46:39,080
Speaker 1: I don't watch his own fans all pussy. Okay, this

889
00:46:39,160 --> 00:46:44,600
Speaker 1: is if you want to fine, this is dear Orlando Roy.

890
00:46:44,880 --> 00:46:49,520
Speaker 1: Thank you. We're gonna put the past. We're gonna put

891
00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:52,880
Speaker 1: the link in the description only fans. You should be

892
00:46:52,960 --> 00:46:55,319
Speaker 1: really proud of doing work like that though, because I

893
00:46:55,400 --> 00:46:57,200
Speaker 1: have seen and this is no shade to y'all with me,

894
00:46:57,640 --> 00:46:59,480
Speaker 1: but I haven't seen with men too much like a

895
00:46:59,560 --> 00:47:02,000
Speaker 1: raggedy but feel like girls just throw ship up there

896
00:47:03,200 --> 00:47:06,080
Speaker 1: because men it's gonna take you. Like I have a

897
00:47:06,320 --> 00:47:09,799
Speaker 1: broke big toe. My lashes wasn't done and I was

898
00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:11,919
Speaker 1: telling my boy. I was like, oh my big toe broke.

899
00:47:11,960 --> 00:47:13,600
Speaker 1: I hate it. I gotta go to He was like,

900
00:47:13,880 --> 00:47:16,239
Speaker 1: you deal with niggas and notice a broken tony And

901
00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:19,600
Speaker 1: I'm like, yes, I do so I think, like honestly,

902
00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:22,640
Speaker 1: it's to the point now, especially in quarantine. Men just

903
00:47:22,680 --> 00:47:26,040
Speaker 1: like women. I don't think. I think we overthink sometimes

904
00:47:26,080 --> 00:47:30,279
Speaker 1: how we look more than what women like my lashes like,

905
00:47:30,880 --> 00:47:33,960
Speaker 1: like I noticed, I'm sorry for like wanting someone to

906
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:37,200
Speaker 1: pay put some effort in it. I'm sorry. And then

907
00:47:37,480 --> 00:47:40,759
Speaker 1: whether you're selling your your body or your videos, if

908
00:47:40,760 --> 00:47:43,279
Speaker 1: someone's going to pay for it. Spress it up a little.

909
00:47:43,880 --> 00:47:50,480
Speaker 1: One of my last favorite episodes of is definitely episode

910
00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:56,000
Speaker 1: one see Sex Shop Tales and butt Plugs featuring Lauren. So,

911
00:47:56,200 --> 00:47:58,799
Speaker 1: Lauren reached out to us and Wheezy booked her and

912
00:47:58,840 --> 00:48:03,360
Speaker 1: I'm so super excited I did. We had to record remotely.

913
00:48:03,480 --> 00:48:07,080
Speaker 1: This was done daring of course, quarantine before we and

914
00:48:07,120 --> 00:48:10,480
Speaker 1: I were able to get back into the studio. And

915
00:48:10,520 --> 00:48:13,560
Speaker 1: I'm so glad that we got to experience the remote

916
00:48:13,560 --> 00:48:17,000
Speaker 1: recording because we did get to interview so many guests

917
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:20,120
Speaker 1: that we wouldn't have otherwise been able to record with

918
00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:23,000
Speaker 1: because they are not here in New York City. So, guys,

919
00:48:23,080 --> 00:48:24,799
Speaker 1: I want you guys to listen to not only the

920
00:48:24,800 --> 00:48:28,800
Speaker 1: full episode but this clip I'm about to play featuring Lauren,

921
00:48:28,840 --> 00:48:33,759
Speaker 1: where she shares her experience as someone who works in

922
00:48:34,080 --> 00:48:38,160
Speaker 1: a sex shop. She shares not only stories, but one

923
00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:42,520
Speaker 1: really really I think interesting tip on how to get

924
00:48:42,520 --> 00:48:45,240
Speaker 1: a butt plug out of your ask if it gets

925
00:48:45,239 --> 00:48:49,400
Speaker 1: stuck and you won't believe the household item, she said

926
00:48:49,680 --> 00:48:53,360
Speaker 1: that you can simply remove out of your kitchen. Well,

927
00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:55,880
Speaker 1: tune into this clip here and find out how to

928
00:48:55,920 --> 00:48:59,000
Speaker 1: remove a butt plug. Thank you, Laurence. Okay, wait, wait,

929
00:48:59,040 --> 00:49:00,400
Speaker 1: you know what I can't. We got to get off

930
00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:03,120
Speaker 1: this animal thing before we get into homemail because this

931
00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:06,200
Speaker 1: is almost two wild at this point. I need to

932
00:49:06,239 --> 00:49:10,200
Speaker 1: know the phone calls that you got. Tell me about

933
00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:13,399
Speaker 1: the guy or the customer they're called about the butt plus.

934
00:49:13,640 --> 00:49:16,759
Speaker 1: So I had had woman come in. He's and I

935
00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:18,520
Speaker 1: need I need you to I need you to tell

936
00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:20,759
Speaker 1: the story and then maybe maybe Weezy can do an

937
00:49:20,760 --> 00:49:24,600
Speaker 1: accent and be the customer or something. Play this out.

938
00:49:24,680 --> 00:49:31,200
Speaker 1: This is not stuck at I don't know, so so okay.

939
00:49:31,200 --> 00:49:34,359
Speaker 1: So I had a gentleman come in, very like um

940
00:49:34,520 --> 00:49:37,720
Speaker 1: Nick dreamy right like, very handsome, older wife due probably

941
00:49:37,760 --> 00:49:40,120
Speaker 1: mid forties. He comes in, he's on a shorter side,

942
00:49:40,239 --> 00:49:44,440
Speaker 1: he's probably like five nine. I'm Pip Sevis. Sorry for

943
00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:46,480
Speaker 1: the sirens by the way, if y'all didn' very vaguely

944
00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:49,160
Speaker 1: so they should be okay, okay, I um So they

945
00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:52,239
Speaker 1: come in. So a guy comes in and he basically

946
00:49:52,640 --> 00:49:55,400
Speaker 1: lies and tells me that he's coming to get in

947
00:49:55,440 --> 00:49:58,880
Speaker 1: a retirement gift for a friend. So he wants to

948
00:49:58,880 --> 00:50:01,480
Speaker 1: see butt plub looks he wants to see all this stuff.

949
00:50:01,520 --> 00:50:03,560
Speaker 1: So I end up selling him, but pluck. I think

950
00:50:03,560 --> 00:50:07,360
Speaker 1: some of the male enhancement pills, some lube, some missogel,

951
00:50:07,480 --> 00:50:11,799
Speaker 1: just regular ship not regular but right. So, um, he's

952
00:50:12,040 --> 00:50:15,239
Speaker 1: he's he's super charming, super nice. He's like, oh, you're

953
00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:17,480
Speaker 1: so kind, thank you so much for helping me, sweetheart,

954
00:50:17,880 --> 00:50:22,400
Speaker 1: LA check him out. He leaves. Two hours later, I

955
00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:24,799
Speaker 1: get a phone call to the store, and normally when

956
00:50:24,800 --> 00:50:27,399
Speaker 1: we get phone calls, it's just what hours, you know,

957
00:50:27,480 --> 00:50:32,040
Speaker 1: because exactly so, I asked the phone my reater Kingdom,

958
00:50:32,040 --> 00:50:35,520
Speaker 1: this is Laura, not gonna help you, and um, he's like, hey,

959
00:50:35,719 --> 00:50:38,560
Speaker 1: so you might remember remember me, I'm handsome white guy

960
00:50:38,600 --> 00:50:43,719
Speaker 1: from earlier. And I'm like, no, Dard. So I'm like, yeah,

961
00:50:43,760 --> 00:50:46,400
Speaker 1: I said, now you're talking about students at all. So

962
00:50:46,600 --> 00:50:52,480
Speaker 1: so he's like, um, kind of weird. But um, so

963
00:50:52,520 --> 00:50:55,680
Speaker 1: I tried to use the toy and uh, it's not

964
00:50:55,680 --> 00:50:58,480
Speaker 1: that it's not coming out. And so in my head

965
00:50:58,520 --> 00:51:00,200
Speaker 1: I'm still going off, I'm giving this as a out.

966
00:51:00,280 --> 00:51:01,920
Speaker 1: You told me you're getting it for somebody for a

967
00:51:01,960 --> 00:51:04,680
Speaker 1: retirement parties. I'm thinking maybe it's his wife, so I'm

968
00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:07,319
Speaker 1: going straight into her partner in general. So I try

969
00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:10,000
Speaker 1: to be very like non specific when it comes to

970
00:51:10,080 --> 00:51:13,400
Speaker 1: people's orientations. So I'm like, okay, well tell your partner

971
00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:15,880
Speaker 1: that you need to relax, you know, get some loop.

972
00:51:16,200 --> 00:51:19,000
Speaker 1: I recommend sitting on the toilet because that just kind

973
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:22,520
Speaker 1: of relaxed your muscle they'll just drop right. He's like, well,

974
00:51:22,520 --> 00:51:28,279
Speaker 1: it's it's actually for me. I'm like, okay, so the

975
00:51:28,360 --> 00:51:31,359
Speaker 1: butt plug is stuck and not not like you were

976
00:51:31,360 --> 00:51:33,000
Speaker 1: saying where you're afraid it's going to be like the

977
00:51:33,040 --> 00:51:35,279
Speaker 1: whole thing's gonna be stuck. It was stuck in the

978
00:51:35,320 --> 00:51:38,200
Speaker 1: fact that he like tensed up, clenched up, couldn't push

979
00:51:38,200 --> 00:51:40,959
Speaker 1: it out. I couldn't pull it out because his muscles

980
00:51:41,040 --> 00:51:45,480
Speaker 1: just spasmed. So I listen. So I'm talking to him.

981
00:51:45,520 --> 00:51:47,399
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, boom, do you how did you put

982
00:51:47,440 --> 00:51:49,200
Speaker 1: it in? He's like, I just stuck it in there.

983
00:51:49,320 --> 00:51:52,839
Speaker 1: Did you use any loop? No? Do you have any loop? No?

984
00:51:52,960 --> 00:51:54,560
Speaker 1: Because I'm I think I'm like you need to put

985
00:51:54,560 --> 00:51:56,200
Speaker 1: some moving around there. He's like, well, I was gonna

986
00:51:56,200 --> 00:51:57,960
Speaker 1: gonna stick a butter. I'm like, wait a minute, A

987
00:51:58,040 --> 00:52:05,040
Speaker 1: you know, no, do Margaretha. I can't believe it's not butter,

988
00:52:05,239 --> 00:52:09,920
Speaker 1: you know. So he's like I'm not gonna stay, but

989
00:52:10,080 --> 00:52:11,840
Speaker 1: I'm like, please, don't like trying it. I was like,

990
00:52:11,960 --> 00:52:14,040
Speaker 1: do you have like a warterer bottle? He goes and

991
00:52:14,080 --> 00:52:16,600
Speaker 1: grounds the water bottle. I'm picturing all this in my heads.

992
00:52:16,600 --> 00:52:19,120
Speaker 1: I'm picturing him like scooting my all toilett. So he

993
00:52:19,120 --> 00:52:21,000
Speaker 1: gets the water bottle and he tries to like swish

994
00:52:21,040 --> 00:52:23,719
Speaker 1: it up there, and he's like, how work is I work?

995
00:52:23,760 --> 00:52:26,279
Speaker 1: I'm like, listen, just breathe, like I'm tay, I'll talk

996
00:52:26,360 --> 00:52:28,680
Speaker 1: you through it, like that's why in my customers in

997
00:52:28,719 --> 00:52:31,120
Speaker 1: the store. So I'm like trying to whisper because we'd

998
00:52:31,160 --> 00:52:33,480
Speaker 1: like big Martyrs where we watched thanks for coming in,

999
00:52:33,560 --> 00:52:37,480
Speaker 1: you guys, and that's bear down on the toilets stick.

1000
00:52:38,760 --> 00:52:40,960
Speaker 1: So I'm like I'm literally like talking to people and

1001
00:52:40,960 --> 00:52:42,640
Speaker 1: I'm like trying to hide behind the monitor where the

1002
00:52:42,680 --> 00:52:44,960
Speaker 1: security is and I'm like, okay, so what I need

1003
00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:46,600
Speaker 1: you to do is I need you to just ground

1004
00:52:46,680 --> 00:52:49,880
Speaker 1: the water bottle, like so she just squish it and

1005
00:52:49,920 --> 00:52:51,640
Speaker 1: it should go up and you should feel a little

1006
00:52:51,640 --> 00:52:53,920
Speaker 1: bit looser and that should have just just pushed and

1007
00:52:53,960 --> 00:52:56,000
Speaker 1: breathe the same time, he's like, it's how worth did

1008
00:52:56,040 --> 00:52:57,239
Speaker 1: he get it? Out while he was on the past,

1009
00:52:57,280 --> 00:52:58,680
Speaker 1: and he went and got the stick of butter, and

1010
00:52:58,760 --> 00:53:00,719
Speaker 1: the stick of butter work a bit. I'm gonna watch

1011
00:53:02,160 --> 00:53:06,200
Speaker 1: so so guys. That is another tip during this fucking homemail.

1012
00:53:06,280 --> 00:53:09,800
Speaker 1: If you ever get a fucking goddamn butt plug stuff

1013
00:53:09,880 --> 00:53:11,920
Speaker 1: up your ass, bit, you better hope you got butter

1014
00:53:12,840 --> 00:53:16,120
Speaker 1: probably clean. Right. Imagine if you had to go to

1015
00:53:16,120 --> 00:53:20,560
Speaker 1: your neighbor's house, like like I actually need someone, I

1016
00:53:20,640 --> 00:53:23,799
Speaker 1: know I need it, write any kind, any kind I

1017
00:53:23,800 --> 00:53:30,160
Speaker 1: guess vasiline would be anything. Something we know, wheezy light

1018
00:53:30,239 --> 00:53:38,399
Speaker 1: to chris Coe Ashley Chuffy Bunny, one of my favorite

1019
00:53:38,680 --> 00:53:42,839
Speaker 1: influencers ever. That's my bitch. I won't wear it out,

1020
00:53:42,880 --> 00:53:45,360
Speaker 1: but what I will say is on her first appearance

1021
00:53:45,360 --> 00:53:48,520
Speaker 1: on Horrible Decisions, the episode was one fifty one fat

1022
00:53:48,520 --> 00:53:51,440
Speaker 1: phobia and closing the Devil Dick portal, I was in

1023
00:53:51,600 --> 00:53:55,200
Speaker 1: fucking shambles while her and Mandy We're talking about double Dick,

1024
00:53:55,400 --> 00:53:58,120
Speaker 1: which is thing I wish I would have done a

1025
00:53:58,160 --> 00:54:00,640
Speaker 1: spell last week to break the curse of Devil Dick.

1026
00:54:00,800 --> 00:54:05,879
Speaker 1: But they discussed so much about fat phobia, about their

1027
00:54:05,920 --> 00:54:08,959
Speaker 1: bodies and body positivity. But this moment in particular about

1028
00:54:09,040 --> 00:54:10,920
Speaker 1: Dick's fucking hilarious and I just had to put it

1029
00:54:10,920 --> 00:54:14,080
Speaker 1: in this episode. Enjoy y'all. Here's what happened when I

1030
00:54:14,120 --> 00:54:16,439
Speaker 1: went into the doctor of my second injury last week, right,

1031
00:54:16,920 --> 00:54:18,799
Speaker 1: So I was squatting. I know exactly when it happened.

1032
00:54:18,840 --> 00:54:20,440
Speaker 1: I felt this pinched right on the side, and I

1033
00:54:20,520 --> 00:54:22,719
Speaker 1: was like, Okay, maybe it's just like a nerve thing.

1034
00:54:23,960 --> 00:54:26,960
Speaker 1: Then a bit started doing some acrobatics. Two days later,

1035
00:54:27,600 --> 00:54:29,960
Speaker 1: in the middle of the threesome. You know what I'm saying,

1036
00:54:30,280 --> 00:54:32,640
Speaker 1: she starts holding my legs open, and now I'm leaned

1037
00:54:32,640 --> 00:54:35,680
Speaker 1: into her and she's like spreading my legs, and that's

1038
00:54:35,680 --> 00:54:38,880
Speaker 1: when I felt it, Like it felt like something almost

1039
00:54:38,880 --> 00:54:41,880
Speaker 1: like just started slowly like ripping at the seam. It

1040
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:45,560
Speaker 1: was crazy. He saw my face and he already knew

1041
00:54:45,600 --> 00:54:47,359
Speaker 1: my leg was hurting, and I didn't want to ruin

1042
00:54:47,440 --> 00:54:50,319
Speaker 1: the threesome, so I'm just like, oh, let me see

1043
00:54:50,320 --> 00:54:52,400
Speaker 1: you do it, let me see you fuck them. So

1044
00:54:52,440 --> 00:54:54,960
Speaker 1: I was sucked up. So I get to the fucking

1045
00:54:55,080 --> 00:54:57,480
Speaker 1: urgent care and I'm like, yeo, I was squatting, and

1046
00:54:57,520 --> 00:54:59,920
Speaker 1: then like shortly after that it aggregated. He was like

1047
00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:03,680
Speaker 1: really from walking from being back in the gym and

1048
00:55:03,719 --> 00:55:06,840
Speaker 1: I was like, no, from sucking, sir, That's exactly what

1049
00:55:06,840 --> 00:55:09,000
Speaker 1: I said, from sucking sir. And he was like, okay, well,

1050
00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:11,560
Speaker 1: he's like, I can't tell you. He's like, because you've

1051
00:55:11,600 --> 00:55:13,439
Speaker 1: torn the I T band and it's from your hip

1052
00:55:13,480 --> 00:55:16,160
Speaker 1: to your knee. He's like, squatting is going to be difficult,

1053
00:55:16,200 --> 00:55:19,760
Speaker 1: bending over is difficult. So I would suggest no going

1054
00:55:19,840 --> 00:55:26,520
Speaker 1: on top, and I'll do that anyway. Sorry, I said,

1055
00:55:26,719 --> 00:55:29,400
Speaker 1: I thought you already gonna give me a bag and again,

1056
00:55:29,960 --> 00:55:32,359
Speaker 1: so I don't need to get on top. It's what

1057
00:55:32,400 --> 00:55:34,120
Speaker 1: you're saying. I said, can you write that down to

1058
00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:39,879
Speaker 1: tell him how long the gift that keeps get? He said,

1059
00:55:39,880 --> 00:55:41,880
Speaker 1: you can't get on top. I'll say it's not easy.

1060
00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:44,840
Speaker 1: That ship was hilarious. So the nurses like typing, you know,

1061
00:55:44,880 --> 00:55:46,839
Speaker 1: and they're like putting in the notes or whatever. I said,

1062
00:55:46,840 --> 00:55:48,359
Speaker 1: make sure you put that in their sacle, print out

1063
00:55:48,360 --> 00:55:51,000
Speaker 1: and give it to my to the almost said my man,

1064
00:55:51,080 --> 00:55:55,120
Speaker 1: oh god, So anyway. Top eight sex injuries. Okay, most

1065
00:55:55,120 --> 00:55:58,320
Speaker 1: common from the sun dot co dot UK. I was

1066
00:55:58,360 --> 00:56:01,160
Speaker 1: so high when I did this outline last night. Number

1067
00:56:01,160 --> 00:56:08,279
Speaker 1: one is vaginal tears. I thought, tears that's it. I said,

1068
00:56:08,480 --> 00:56:11,160
Speaker 1: I've had that before. I think I've been really upset.

1069
00:56:11,560 --> 00:56:13,360
Speaker 1: You remember there's a sex with the City episode. She

1070
00:56:13,480 --> 00:56:16,360
Speaker 1: was my vagina is depressed because like she was having

1071
00:56:16,400 --> 00:56:18,120
Speaker 1: some ship going on. I was. I really thought that

1072
00:56:18,200 --> 00:56:20,160
Speaker 1: was vaginal tears, but it was tears, and I'm dumb.

1073
00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:23,080
Speaker 1: I definitely I think i'd have had that before. Yeah,

1074
00:56:23,200 --> 00:56:29,560
Speaker 1: it's like when you fill it in, so it like

1075
00:56:29,680 --> 00:56:33,800
Speaker 1: goes up there bad. My story be hurting after sex sometime, Like, damn, nigger,

1076
00:56:33,800 --> 00:56:35,680
Speaker 1: he was in my stomach. You ain't even no big

1077
00:56:35,680 --> 00:56:39,000
Speaker 1: dick and your stomach was hurt after my cervix servey.

1078
00:56:39,200 --> 00:56:43,440
Speaker 1: So we actually can't get into your stomach Like it's

1079
00:56:43,440 --> 00:56:45,719
Speaker 1: the bottom by my belly button be hurting. I think

1080
00:56:45,760 --> 00:56:51,160
Speaker 1: it's my damn your servis What do you mean? It

1081
00:56:52,280 --> 00:56:55,040
Speaker 1: was pussy depth like five inches about sixty eight centime.

1082
00:56:55,160 --> 00:57:01,080
Speaker 1: So how do niggas be get How do you get dicks? Bro?

1083
00:57:01,800 --> 00:57:05,160
Speaker 1: You know what we're going in the amazing place, an

1084
00:57:05,160 --> 00:57:11,120
Speaker 1: amazing place girl, you know it can be amazing. Dr Christina.

1085
00:57:11,200 --> 00:57:14,320
Speaker 1: How did the big kicks get in? And how the

1086
00:57:14,400 --> 00:57:16,560
Speaker 1: spreading my cheeks not even like put it all in?

1087
00:57:16,920 --> 00:57:18,640
Speaker 1: That's how I know it's going to my stomach, but

1088
00:57:18,720 --> 00:57:21,640
Speaker 1: it's where you know, so it goes. It goes just

1089
00:57:21,720 --> 00:57:24,560
Speaker 1: inside the vagina, and the vagina again can stretch. It's

1090
00:57:24,560 --> 00:57:26,440
Speaker 1: an amazing place. It can stretch and go, but it

1091
00:57:26,520 --> 00:57:30,280
Speaker 1: don't go along on the side. Confuses me. If I'm

1092
00:57:30,320 --> 00:57:33,120
Speaker 1: six inches and your tin and what the whole thing?

1093
00:57:33,120 --> 00:57:36,480
Speaker 1: And where do you went? It's in there. It's in there,

1094
00:57:36,520 --> 00:57:39,400
Speaker 1: so it stretches all the ligaments and all the tissue

1095
00:57:39,480 --> 00:57:41,520
Speaker 1: out and go to the bell button. I told you.

1096
00:57:41,680 --> 00:57:44,160
Speaker 1: And these niggas don't be curged. I like the straight

1097
00:57:44,200 --> 00:57:50,880
Speaker 1: dick niggas. Niggas be hurting, So I know what going there.

1098
00:57:51,480 --> 00:57:53,960
Speaker 1: That's where all the muscles are. So if that's hit

1099
00:57:54,040 --> 00:57:56,040
Speaker 1: in the side, like, that's why we were sucking the

1100
00:57:56,040 --> 00:57:58,560
Speaker 1: other night. And it was so funny. I didn't want

1101
00:57:58,600 --> 00:58:02,640
Speaker 1: to laugh, but so I was. We were drunk and

1102
00:58:02,760 --> 00:58:05,680
Speaker 1: he's a current on his dick right and there's and

1103
00:58:05,720 --> 00:58:08,200
Speaker 1: it's not like it's the craziest, biggest dick. It's big

1104
00:58:08,320 --> 00:58:10,720
Speaker 1: en up and god damn, that should be really hurting.

1105
00:58:11,160 --> 00:58:13,560
Speaker 1: So he turned me and we started sucking. He's sucking

1106
00:58:13,600 --> 00:58:15,000
Speaker 1: ship out of me. He goes like, yeah, now, I

1107
00:58:15,040 --> 00:58:21,200
Speaker 1: know how to funk this post. Yea, yeah, I don't.

1108
00:58:21,400 --> 00:58:24,760
Speaker 1: I don't like yeah, so I would say, but I

1109
00:58:24,760 --> 00:58:26,840
Speaker 1: would say that the vaginal tears are the most common.

1110
00:58:26,920 --> 00:58:29,160
Speaker 1: It's like, you know, women who come in and talk

1111
00:58:29,240 --> 00:58:32,120
Speaker 1: about how they bled after sex. You know, usually it's

1112
00:58:32,120 --> 00:58:35,040
Speaker 1: because of a tear, and really the most severe I've seen.

1113
00:58:35,120 --> 00:58:40,200
Speaker 1: So you can tear right underneath the cervix um and

1114
00:58:40,680 --> 00:58:44,120
Speaker 1: can not your stomach. Not your stomach, there's still in

1115
00:58:44,160 --> 00:58:47,760
Speaker 1: the vagina. It stays in the vagina. But I've had

1116
00:58:47,800 --> 00:58:50,760
Speaker 1: somebody come to the E D where they literally bled

1117
00:58:50,760 --> 00:58:57,320
Speaker 1: two leaders of blood from y emergency surgery, the big

1118
00:58:57,320 --> 00:59:01,920
Speaker 1: one from dogs exactly exactly they needed surgery, needs to

1119
00:59:01,920 --> 00:59:05,280
Speaker 1: put suitures in there. It was a young girl. She

1120
00:59:05,400 --> 00:59:09,040
Speaker 1: was probably, if I'm remember correctly, like eight nineteen years old.

1121
00:59:09,400 --> 00:59:14,439
Speaker 1: And the thing is so petty. This nigger just put

1122
00:59:14,760 --> 00:59:22,560
Speaker 1: to cocaine. Its a lot of blood, of blood from

1123
00:59:22,960 --> 00:59:26,240
Speaker 1: from dick. Yes, And so the thing is she you know,

1124
00:59:26,360 --> 00:59:29,560
Speaker 1: most people they don't report when they report these injuries.

1125
00:59:29,560 --> 00:59:32,439
Speaker 1: They don't want to say it's because of sex. Right there. Embarrassed,

1126
00:59:33,160 --> 00:59:35,680
Speaker 1: they kind of try to say, they're like, oh, yeah,

1127
00:59:35,720 --> 00:59:37,680
Speaker 1: I don't know what happened like we were having sex

1128
00:59:37,680 --> 00:59:39,600
Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden, like I started bleeding,

1129
00:59:39,840 --> 00:59:43,120
Speaker 1: like it was obviously like rough sack you speaking of bleeding,

1130
00:59:43,560 --> 00:59:46,880
Speaker 1: keep it a hunting period. I was just about to

1131
00:59:46,960 --> 00:59:51,360
Speaker 1: ask that, yes, because I'm telling you right now, I

1132
00:59:51,400 --> 00:59:53,320
Speaker 1: feel like I've been fussed and I'm like, yo, that

1133
00:59:53,360 --> 00:59:54,880
Speaker 1: ship was supposed to come in two days, but you

1134
00:59:54,960 --> 00:59:59,720
Speaker 1: got it out not necessarily. So if it's going to come,

1135
01:00:00,040 --> 01:00:03,400
Speaker 1: some blood can start to come out early because of sex.

1136
01:00:03,560 --> 01:00:05,200
Speaker 1: So let me ask you the other part of that.

1137
01:00:05,520 --> 01:00:07,320
Speaker 1: So out of fun, like my last day and I

1138
01:00:07,360 --> 01:00:08,800
Speaker 1: know it's my last day because I know how long

1139
01:00:08,840 --> 01:00:11,320
Speaker 1: it last, and then they don't fun the whole day.

1140
01:00:11,360 --> 01:00:13,479
Speaker 1: Two period come back where as heavy as fun again,

1141
01:00:13,760 --> 01:00:16,920
Speaker 1: Can they fuck you to keep your period on as well? No,

1142
01:00:17,040 --> 01:00:20,520
Speaker 1: it's not gonna stay on. But the thing is, the

1143
01:00:20,520 --> 01:00:25,080
Speaker 1: blood comes out a little bit quicker and working itself out,

1144
01:00:25,600 --> 01:00:28,520
Speaker 1: it comes out quicker all at once. So basically you

1145
01:00:28,560 --> 01:00:30,120
Speaker 1: want your period of In fact, you should just sunk

1146
01:00:30,160 --> 01:00:32,400
Speaker 1: yourself to get it out, get it all out, get

1147
01:00:32,400 --> 01:00:35,800
Speaker 1: it all out. At some point your uterus is gonna

1148
01:00:35,800 --> 01:00:37,800
Speaker 1: stop bleeding and then all the blood just has to

1149
01:00:37,840 --> 01:00:39,800
Speaker 1: work itself out. That's why it's dark at the end.

1150
01:00:39,920 --> 01:00:43,200
Speaker 1: So on the other on the other end of the spectrum.

1151
01:00:43,400 --> 01:00:47,040
Speaker 1: A second and the second most common injury um something

1152
01:00:47,040 --> 01:00:48,440
Speaker 1: that we don't have but I felt like I've done

1153
01:00:48,440 --> 01:00:51,440
Speaker 1: it before, is a fractured penis. You felt like you fractured,

1154
01:00:51,800 --> 01:00:54,760
Speaker 1: feel like a nigga was pumping so hard he went

1155
01:00:54,840 --> 01:00:57,720
Speaker 1: in and maybe missed the hall. And then I felt like,

1156
01:00:58,440 --> 01:01:01,400
Speaker 1: I feel like that sometimes when I'm like from the

1157
01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:04,800
Speaker 1: back year and if you like they had a fracture penis,

1158
01:01:04,880 --> 01:01:09,280
Speaker 1: they would they need you need medical treatment. Let me

1159
01:01:09,280 --> 01:01:12,640
Speaker 1: su this dick, I thought, broke called on. Here's what

1160
01:01:12,720 --> 01:01:20,120
Speaker 1: I'm the other question when I'm in the picture, Bro's

1161
01:01:20,120 --> 01:01:23,919
Speaker 1: what happen when I'm fucking reverse cow girl. I feel

1162
01:01:23,920 --> 01:01:26,959
Speaker 1: like I'm not to break a dick. So honestly, when

1163
01:01:27,040 --> 01:01:30,160
Speaker 1: that happens, you can usually hear a pop like you

1164
01:01:31,120 --> 01:01:35,600
Speaker 1: like literally like it's a very sorry to this man experience.

1165
01:01:36,800 --> 01:01:39,400
Speaker 1: It said, there's like three cylinders and the penis and

1166
01:01:41,760 --> 01:01:44,880
Speaker 1: actually of people say it is it's not a bone,

1167
01:01:45,920 --> 01:01:50,160
Speaker 1: but it's just a lot of people people think it is.

1168
01:01:50,560 --> 01:01:55,280
Speaker 1: They do. But anyway, when it's broken, it's basically they're

1169
01:01:55,360 --> 01:01:58,240
Speaker 1: rupture and all that blood, the blood vessels that are

1170
01:01:58,280 --> 01:02:00,640
Speaker 1: running through the penis, so they're rupped during all of that.

1171
01:02:01,640 --> 01:02:04,320
Speaker 1: And then they got another one. So obviously in this

1172
01:02:04,400 --> 01:02:07,440
Speaker 1: guy hospital dick right, and he got that name because

1173
01:02:09,160 --> 01:02:11,560
Speaker 1: he was trying to suck this girl. I guess she

1174
01:02:11,600 --> 01:02:14,640
Speaker 1: used too quote unquote narrow whatever, and she ended up

1175
01:02:14,680 --> 01:02:16,840
Speaker 1: going in the hospital because his dick was too big.

1176
01:02:17,200 --> 01:02:24,040
Speaker 1: In her defense, it was how can a woman receive

1177
01:02:24,200 --> 01:02:25,800
Speaker 1: or like, I guess if you have someone with a

1178
01:02:25,800 --> 01:02:29,240
Speaker 1: big dick, get your pussy to fit the dick. Loube

1179
01:02:29,280 --> 01:02:31,400
Speaker 1: a whole bunch of loop, a whole bunch of loube yes,

1180
01:02:31,440 --> 01:02:33,800
Speaker 1: a whole initially a whole bunch of loop. So as

1181
01:02:33,840 --> 01:02:36,760
Speaker 1: you have sex with this person more and more, the

1182
01:02:36,840 --> 01:02:40,600
Speaker 1: vagina is going to stretch like it's sitting because I mean,

1183
01:02:40,600 --> 01:02:42,440
Speaker 1: the baby's head comes out of there. So baby's head

1184
01:02:42,560 --> 01:02:44,600
Speaker 1: is like this big. It comes out there, so it

1185
01:02:44,680 --> 01:02:47,920
Speaker 1: can fit, but you know, not initially, like it's not

1186
01:02:47,960 --> 01:02:50,200
Speaker 1: gonna happen right away. You can't just force it in there.

1187
01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:55,520
Speaker 1: And I so Canadian Bay has such a massive dick

1188
01:02:55,640 --> 01:02:58,160
Speaker 1: that I like can't even slip past the head. And

1189
01:02:58,200 --> 01:02:59,919
Speaker 1: so it's not enjoyable for me because it is still

1190
01:03:00,560 --> 01:03:03,880
Speaker 1: and with him, it wasn't even to where I felt embarrassed.

1191
01:03:04,160 --> 01:03:06,120
Speaker 1: I put loub by the side of the bed, and

1192
01:03:06,200 --> 01:03:09,160
Speaker 1: right before we went to fucking, even without him knowing,

1193
01:03:09,280 --> 01:03:11,200
Speaker 1: I grabbed that lube and just put it on myself

1194
01:03:11,200 --> 01:03:14,440
Speaker 1: because his dick was so big that I know that

1195
01:03:14,440 --> 01:03:16,400
Speaker 1: it wouldn't be comfortable. And then also because I do

1196
01:03:16,520 --> 01:03:19,920
Speaker 1: use condoms as well, like the friction already there. If

1197
01:03:19,960 --> 01:03:22,280
Speaker 1: I'm not all the way wet, it's just uncomfortable. It's

1198
01:03:22,280 --> 01:03:25,160
Speaker 1: almost unbearable for me. So I mean a lot of

1199
01:03:25,240 --> 01:03:28,720
Speaker 1: us women look at our vaginas as if we're not wet.

1200
01:03:28,760 --> 01:03:31,160
Speaker 1: It's us or maybe we're not turned on. And depending

1201
01:03:31,200 --> 01:03:32,960
Speaker 1: on the time of the month, I know when I'm drunk,

1202
01:03:33,040 --> 01:03:35,400
Speaker 1: it takes way longer for me to get wet the normal.

1203
01:03:35,800 --> 01:03:38,480
Speaker 1: So I think a lot of us um look at

1204
01:03:38,480 --> 01:03:40,480
Speaker 1: our vaginas as if we're not wet. Oh my god,

1205
01:03:40,520 --> 01:03:42,400
Speaker 1: maybe we're not aroused, Maybe there's something wrong with us.

1206
01:03:42,600 --> 01:03:44,400
Speaker 1: And I think as women we need to be okay

1207
01:03:44,600 --> 01:03:47,600
Speaker 1: with grabbing the lube and put it into there ourselves.

1208
01:03:48,040 --> 01:03:51,800
Speaker 1: And sorry, it's the same thing with like squirting. Girls

1209
01:03:51,840 --> 01:03:54,760
Speaker 1: are like feeling so much pressure because men are watching

1210
01:03:54,760 --> 01:03:57,840
Speaker 1: these videos and women and shooting it across the room,

1211
01:03:57,920 --> 01:04:00,760
Speaker 1: like the expectations that men have for a pussy as

1212
01:04:00,760 --> 01:04:02,280
Speaker 1: what women never made me feel that way. I mean,

1213
01:04:02,320 --> 01:04:04,640
Speaker 1: after ovulation, you're going to be a little drier, right,

1214
01:04:04,640 --> 01:04:08,440
Speaker 1: because your body really is meant to have babies. So

1215
01:04:10,520 --> 01:04:13,920
Speaker 1: I don't know after opulation. After ovulation it drives up

1216
01:04:13,920 --> 01:04:16,280
Speaker 1: a little bit because then you're not you're really not

1217
01:04:16,360 --> 01:04:20,520
Speaker 1: at risk to get pregnant, right, So your body wants

1218
01:04:20,600 --> 01:04:24,760
Speaker 1: to be more lubricated for intercourse so it's more enjoyable

1219
01:04:24,800 --> 01:04:27,760
Speaker 1: so that you have it before ovulation. So I do

1220
01:04:27,840 --> 01:04:31,160
Speaker 1: the rhythm method, and I have to be honest, I

1221
01:04:31,160 --> 01:04:34,640
Speaker 1: would like sometimes I get scared because it's worked so

1222
01:04:34,720 --> 01:04:37,320
Speaker 1: well for me, right, Like I've been pregnant before, but

1223
01:04:37,360 --> 01:04:40,160
Speaker 1: it was I was younger and didn't you know, do

1224
01:04:40,240 --> 01:04:44,480
Speaker 1: the rhythm method or whatever. And now I've been doing it.

1225
01:04:44,600 --> 01:04:47,880
Speaker 1: Everything's been fine normally pull out method. It is my thing.

1226
01:04:48,480 --> 01:04:52,440
Speaker 1: But when I'm definitely not opulating, I'm not gonna be like,

1227
01:04:52,480 --> 01:04:54,200
Speaker 1: you know, I could do a cream prior to you

1228
01:04:54,200 --> 01:04:58,760
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. Um, I'm curious to know how

1229
01:04:58,800 --> 01:05:03,200
Speaker 1: effective is the rhythm method for I guess how effective

1230
01:05:03,280 --> 01:05:07,000
Speaker 1: is our ovulation cycle? Like, can I trust my body

1231
01:05:07,040 --> 01:05:09,560
Speaker 1: in that way? Um, if you're if your periods are

1232
01:05:09,960 --> 01:05:13,240
Speaker 1: very regular, then you can the only issue it's only

1233
01:05:13,320 --> 01:05:16,320
Speaker 1: been off by one day. Yeah, so usually as long

1234
01:05:16,360 --> 01:05:18,840
Speaker 1: as you're a couple of days after ovulation, the egg

1235
01:05:18,880 --> 01:05:21,120
Speaker 1: only lasts for twenty four hours, so once you ovulate,

1236
01:05:22,880 --> 01:05:24,920
Speaker 1: but yeah, the egg is going after twenty four hours,

1237
01:05:25,280 --> 01:05:29,480
Speaker 1: so after that you're really not at risk for pregnancy technically.

1238
01:05:29,560 --> 01:05:33,200
Speaker 1: But the only issue is that. Um if let's say

1239
01:05:33,280 --> 01:05:36,880
Speaker 1: for some reason, your period is off that month, like

1240
01:05:37,080 --> 01:05:39,200
Speaker 1: you can your period can be be off because of

1241
01:05:39,200 --> 01:05:42,960
Speaker 1: what you eat. Your period can be Oh, so we've

1242
01:05:42,960 --> 01:05:47,120
Speaker 1: made it, y'all made it with us. We are again

1243
01:05:47,360 --> 01:05:52,080
Speaker 1: approaching the very end of a goddamn hell of a

1244
01:05:52,240 --> 01:05:55,360
Speaker 1: fucking year. UM. I do before we get out of here,

1245
01:05:55,640 --> 01:05:58,480
Speaker 1: want to give a shout out to anyone who signed

1246
01:05:58,520 --> 01:06:03,480
Speaker 1: the petitions UH following the Black Lives Matter movement, which

1247
01:06:03,600 --> 01:06:07,720
Speaker 1: is still very very present and going on. UM I

1248
01:06:07,760 --> 01:06:10,520
Speaker 1: did share a ton of ways that you could make

1249
01:06:10,560 --> 01:06:14,600
Speaker 1: a difference if you could not UM donate or if

1250
01:06:14,640 --> 01:06:18,240
Speaker 1: you were scared to be out protesting. I am going

1251
01:06:18,320 --> 01:06:21,360
Speaker 1: to drop a couple of those links in the description

1252
01:06:21,400 --> 01:06:23,960
Speaker 1: of this episode again for you to end off the

1253
01:06:24,040 --> 01:06:26,600
Speaker 1: year with truly making a difference. And again I do

1254
01:06:26,680 --> 01:06:29,000
Speaker 1: just want to thank the entire Hore Hive for you

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Speaker 1: guys for rocking with us. Um all of uh, how

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Speaker 1: did you like them clips? They will say, I am

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Speaker 1: very satisfied that we did not with the Sugar Daddy,

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Speaker 1: but I will tell you imagine Floren because that was

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Speaker 1: my favorite episode of the year. She was just such

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Speaker 1: a surprise. I love having people that listened to horrible

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Speaker 1: decisions on the show, and I think she was exactly

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Speaker 1: the guest that we could have asked for, especially in

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Speaker 1: a quarantine, and she was just great. Oh who would

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Speaker 1: I be if I didn't tell y'all a ritual to

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Speaker 1: do for New Year's Okay, a few things all our

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Speaker 1: moms have told us we've known over the years. Clean

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Speaker 1: your fucking house, y'all. Police, make sure you clean your

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Speaker 1: house before you start that new year. Get your mind right,

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Speaker 1: get in a good space. I think black eyed peas

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Speaker 1: you think. Yeah, I was about to say, but you

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Speaker 1: gotta make it. I'm saying I think it's black guy,

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Speaker 1: but I know it's not everybody's thing, but I do

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Speaker 1: think that you should definitely eat that on the ears.

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Speaker 1: I didn't even used to like him, but now I

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Speaker 1: like him. I make them so good. And you know what, y'all,

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Speaker 1: if you're a patron, I'm gonna throw up my recipe

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Speaker 1: for my motherfucking black eyed peas, so y'all can go

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Speaker 1: and uh make that, make that good, and you have

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Speaker 1: to eat it on the first day of the year.

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Speaker 1: By the way. The first thing also cola greens color

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Speaker 1: Green's is another one you should definitely make as well.

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Speaker 1: Bring in a little bit more prosperity with the black

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Speaker 1: eyed peas too. Also, let some ship go. You know

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Speaker 1: what I'm saying. If you got a problem with the

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Speaker 1: naked and you just want to unload on him, this

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Speaker 1: ain't recommend did by the website, but I'm telling you

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Speaker 1: do it all before the years up and then block

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Speaker 1: his ass, because that's what I would do. Just unload,

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Speaker 1: just an emotional jump you ain't ship peace and then

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Speaker 1: block him and you welcome into the new year for

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Speaker 1: new names. On the opposite end of the spectrum, shout

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Speaker 1: out to everyone like myself who found love in the

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Speaker 1: pandemic in the panoramic. UM, I am grateful again to

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Speaker 1: be met and zoom zaddie Dick this year. I know

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Speaker 1: that a lot of y'all are like, oh my god,

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01:08:29,720 --> 01:08:33,519
Speaker 1: are y'all relationship decisions? He's going into one with me,

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Speaker 1: so UH hopefully be ready and actually UM before we

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Speaker 1: get out of here, because he's wait, wait, wait, I

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Speaker 1: just want to say one more thing? Can I say

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Speaker 1: one more thing? Or no? UM? So something that UM

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Speaker 1: and and weey I'm not even sure if you're familiar.

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Speaker 1: UM a part of the community and something I for

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01:08:53,120 --> 01:08:56,800
Speaker 1: sure wanted to bring up UM on this page is

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Speaker 1: the fact that the pandemic has not only affected so

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Speaker 1: many people with their families, their jobs, it has absolutely

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Speaker 1: affected UM, our community and the sex community. UM and

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Speaker 1: guys we UM have had Daniel Saints on the show

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Speaker 1: from NSFW and because of what New York is doing

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Speaker 1: with the shutdown, UM, he will not make another lockdown

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Speaker 1: here in New York. So if you also want to

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01:09:25,680 --> 01:09:29,360
Speaker 1: make a difference, outside of signing the petitions and the description, UH,

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Speaker 1: you can now donate UH go fund me dot com,

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Speaker 1: backslash save nsf W. UH. He actually was providing another

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Speaker 1: safe space for a lot of us in the community,

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Speaker 1: uh during the pandemic. But unfortunately with the rents here

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Speaker 1: in New York, he may not be able to keep

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Speaker 1: nsf W alive. So if you can go ahead and donate,

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Speaker 1: if you have it in your heart, that's go fund

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Speaker 1: me dot com, backslash save nsf W. Uh, thank you

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Speaker 1: Daniel for everything you do and everyone that I've met

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Speaker 1: from your club, so Zacharise and that was on here,

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Speaker 1: Dia dar who was on here, read and just a lot,

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Speaker 1: just Corey, she was our first guest in quarantine. Just

1324
01:10:09,160 --> 01:10:12,280
Speaker 1: shout out to everyone that we met at Sex Noir again,

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Speaker 1: just thank you and make sure you guys help your

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Speaker 1: local sex clubs and sex workers. Yeah, I I want

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Speaker 1: to give Daniel shout out to of course you were

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Speaker 1: a guest we had honestly from a from a Google

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Speaker 1: I believe. I was like, oh my god, this is

1330
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Speaker 1: so how sex club and you've become such a big

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Speaker 1: part of obviously the sex community in New York and

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Speaker 1: our lives, and we're grateful for you. I um just

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Speaker 1: wanted only in interrupted because I wanted to give a

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Speaker 1: shout out. If you haven't found love during quarantine and uh,

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Speaker 1: the pandemic was difficult for you. I just want you

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Speaker 1: to know that we're thinking of you when we love you.

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Speaker 1: I know a lot of people are alone for the

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Speaker 1: holidays because there they can't be with their families right now.

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Speaker 1: And you know, if you can't go through all horrible

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Speaker 1: decisions to be with us and make you laugh and

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Speaker 1: make you smile, just set the tone for your day,

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Speaker 1: share your pre station for the people in your life.

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Speaker 1: Try to make a new family with the friends you've

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Speaker 1: got around you. Create a new tradition with your substitute

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Speaker 1: quarantine family. You know what I mean. It's really really hard.

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Speaker 1: I actually I don't know if I'm going to see

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Speaker 1: my family. Um My, my dad isn't doing well. He's

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Speaker 1: gonna be fine, but I just don't really know if

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Speaker 1: it's necessarily smart when someone's sick to go be around him.

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Speaker 1: So I feel for y'all. You know, I've been fortunate

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Speaker 1: enough to be able to live somewhere else for a

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Speaker 1: bit during this pandemic and go see my family after

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Speaker 1: getting tested. But I don't know anymore, and so I'm

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Speaker 1: in that boat, and I'm really feeling for y'all. And hey,

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Speaker 1: maybe we will do a Christmas night, zoom and talk

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Speaker 1: about how much we hate everyone because that it makes

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Speaker 1: me feel great. Let's just get drunk together. Maybe we'll

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Speaker 1: do it on Patreon. But I love y'all. We love y'all.

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Speaker 1: We can't wait to see you guys in our first

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Speaker 1: town hall too for the New Year. It's gonna be fun.

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Speaker 1: And yeah, go through that back catalog, watch some fun TV,

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Speaker 1: text people, FaceTime people. Zoom sucks, but do it if

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Speaker 1: do whatever you can to not be alone. And sorry,

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Speaker 1: we can't give you our numbers, but we'll try. We'll

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Speaker 1: try to do this Patreon town hall just in time

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Speaker 1: to be your family for the holidays. We love you.

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Speaker 1: Thank you or hi, thank you patrons, and everyone have

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Speaker 1: a good and happy new Year. This has been yet

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Speaker 1: another episode of horrible decisions. Bitch, bye guys,