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Speaker 1: Welcome to This is Important, a production of I Heart Radio,

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Speaker 1: this show where we talk about what's obviously most critically

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Speaker 1: crucially important today on This is Important. Wow, I'm like

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Speaker 1: really knowledgeable about the vagina. I can just remember the

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Speaker 1: parts very well. Fuck you. I smoked weed. I smoked cigarettes.

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Speaker 1: I've been smoking for years. I'm Kyle. If I was

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Speaker 1: a woman, I wouldn't be a big titted woman. I'd

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Speaker 1: be a big asked woman. I ain't putting on a

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Speaker 1: bras ere. It's not happening. And here we go. He happy, happy, joy, Joy,

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Speaker 1: Happy happy Kyle. What are you smoking? Oh man, Kyle Token,

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Speaker 1: did you just fucking rip a ditch smoking? He just

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Speaker 1: ripped an air bong and didn't make the noise? What

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Speaker 1: do you mean? Yes? I did. I didn't hear I

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Speaker 1: made the north. Did you guys hear it? I didn't

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Speaker 1: hear it. Let's hear it. Wait, is there like a

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Speaker 1: like air bong? Like air guitar championships? There should be.

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Speaker 1: I feel like in weed culture they embraced everything. Let's

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Speaker 1: see if Kyle would be on it. Let's hear it.

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Speaker 1: Do you not hear that? No? We don't don't hear

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Speaker 1: that definitely don't anything. Okay, hold on, let me turn

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Speaker 1: up the dial. I guess because I'm doing it. This

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Speaker 1: is the best part. Turn up the dog because I

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Speaker 1: want to hear you air rip it, Kyle. We've done

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Speaker 1: it before. Let's see if you've improved. Yeah, let's hear it, Kyle. Oh,

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Speaker 1: it's a slightly, it's a baby. It's a baby rip. Okay, smoke. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I cannot believe you can't hear that slide in Kyle's

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Speaker 1: d MS with your with your air bong rip videos

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Speaker 1: and send him to Kyle. We'll pick one and give

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Speaker 1: you a mention in the re twist. Okay, yeah, and

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Speaker 1: I mean those were loud. If those were not like loud,

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Speaker 1: just turn them up, Todd, Do you know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: Turn them up real quick. Crank that ship up. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: because they were allowed over here. Blast that ship. Don't

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Speaker 1: tell Kyle do one more. Why don't have to do

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Speaker 1: it again. I don't want to do it again. I

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Speaker 1: don't want to do it anymore. You can hear people

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Speaker 1: to know how quiet it was for us and how

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Speaker 1: we couldn't hear it. And then now Todd's going to

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Speaker 1: turn this one up. And I wanted them to hear

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Speaker 1: how much you rip? Dog? Oh okay, here we go,

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Speaker 1: Here we go, Frank that bitch up. Oh damn, what's

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Speaker 1: coming on fire today? Why do you always say coming

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Speaker 1: on fire? Oh boy, let's just choke choking. It's everywhere,

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Speaker 1: It's everywhere, it's on the microphone. I have green tea

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Speaker 1: on my whole fucking setup right now. Yeah, you'll gun

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Speaker 1: your face ship, dude. Damn, bro, I saw your life

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Speaker 1: flash before your eyes. That ship caught a tubers something.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what the funk as. I'm sorry I

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Speaker 1: did that too. I kind of I kind of pressured

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Speaker 1: you into that one that I knew I didn't want

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Speaker 1: to go again. You're right, But you know what, Adam,

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Speaker 1: that's what happens. You can pressure me into doing things,

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Speaker 1: and then I do them, and sometimes I get hurt

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Speaker 1: and other times you have a great time. Yeah. Would

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Speaker 1: you say that's your guy's relationship. Yeah, But it's like

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Speaker 1: when we were roommates and you used to say, come on,

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Speaker 1: let's go to Vegas, let's go to vegasgas, and I

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Speaker 1: had no money in my A T M. Yeah, well

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Speaker 1: in my account, and then you know, you end up

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Speaker 1: leaving with like fucking six overdrafts and I'm in the

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Speaker 1: whole even harder, you know. But do you remember do

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Speaker 1: you remember those overdrafts as much as you remember her

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Speaker 1: us being the party police, being blackout drunk English. I

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Speaker 1: mean to a point, I remember our times together in Vegas.

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Speaker 1: There is more than those overdraft fees. And by the way,

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Speaker 1: how much do you think you wracked up in overdraft fees?

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Speaker 1: You know? I just overdrafted yesterday. What fun up? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: give me a call, man, we'll talk. We'll have my

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Speaker 1: guy sent some maybe like we have the same business manager.

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Speaker 1: What's going on there? Is you dropping the ball for you? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: But I have a little secret like a little Wells

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Speaker 1: Fargo account that I go to and overdraft when I

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Speaker 1: want to feel you know that feeling again? Okay, this

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Speaker 1: is bizarre. Let's get and what did you overdraft on?

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Speaker 1: And it has to be something when you overdraft you

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Speaker 1: wanted to be something cool where you're just like, you know, what,

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Speaker 1: fuck it? I just bought a pinball machine. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: for a fur pinball machine. For pinball machine. Yeah, mine's

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Speaker 1: just like I got the house cleaner just cast a

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Speaker 1: check when I didn't expect it to happen, what has happened,

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Speaker 1: but also like how much you should have in your

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Speaker 1: Like I have like my checking account that just has

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Speaker 1: like a fugees and then there's like the other one. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so what's going on with your little why do you have?

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Speaker 1: This is actually the Wells, my very very very first

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Speaker 1: bank account that I ever opened in Conquered California. Me too, Okay,

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Speaker 1: we get it. We gotta have the same thing as well.

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Speaker 1: It was my college. I opened it when I was eighteen,

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Speaker 1: when I first moved to California, and my Wells Fargo.

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Speaker 1: I also it has a place in my heart because

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Speaker 1: I love Alls Fargo. I love that they are known

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Speaker 1: for ripping people off extreme class action. Hey they got

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Speaker 1: big titty tellers to do. They've been inside. Are you

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Speaker 1: still going to the bank, dude? When we had work

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Speaker 1: of Hawks and I would go cash those big big

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Speaker 1: checks in van eyes, those those first workaholic ones, dang,

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Speaker 1: those big titty tellers were like, what's up? What are

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Speaker 1: you working on? What? I admittedly I remember that exact

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Speaker 1: same thing. I went in. We might have gone in

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Speaker 1: remember those big titty tellers being like, uh yo, what's

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Speaker 1: up verbatim, like, because we've been going in touching like

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Speaker 1: four checks. No, we're coming in there to to cash

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Speaker 1: in quarter roles. And they're like, okay, here come these guys.

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Speaker 1: Blake used to count his literally count nickels and then

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Speaker 1: take in a little sack of nickels and get like

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Speaker 1: Turns out it is. And and then we went in

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Speaker 1: and cash a check for like, I don't know, eight

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Speaker 1: thousand dollars or something that fucking blew their mind some

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Speaker 1: grousings ground motherfucking gross And both of them said Mailoader

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Speaker 1: comedy on them. They're like, what's this little startup company? Hello? Hello,

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Speaker 1: take a guess. Why don't you take a guess? What

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Speaker 1: do you think it is? Those big titty tellers looked

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Speaker 1: at us and we're like, we work, yeah, baby, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think it's the uniforms, because I do remember going

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Speaker 1: to the one over on Fairfax and Beverly right there,

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Speaker 1: and I don't know if the titties were big or

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Speaker 1: if it's but some there. It's a it's a problem.

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Speaker 1: It's a problem. I don't know where to swipe my

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, holy mackerel. Well, we all know that Wells

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Speaker 1: Fargo has done shady stuff in the past, right, so

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Speaker 1: do we think, yeah, they're they were, like they were

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Speaker 1: are they overdrafting my ship? They were? They were. They

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Speaker 1: were opening accounts for people without their like full knowledge

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Speaker 1: of opening accounts and then they would accure charges because

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Speaker 1: it had no money in it. For I think they

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Speaker 1: did it for me, honestly, I think I had one

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Speaker 1: of open. I was like, yeah, they did it for

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Speaker 1: like thousands of people and it's like a huge class

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Speaker 1: action lawsuit against them. And I'm saying that, like I

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Speaker 1: know what the fun it is. But journal for sure, dude,

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Speaker 1: I'm impressed, bro, I'm hell of impressed. That's your knowledge

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Speaker 1: of Wells. Yeah, dude, this is the Wolf of Wall

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Speaker 1: Street out of our friend group and h so maybe

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Speaker 1: they do other shady ship like only hiring big titted tellers. Dude,

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Speaker 1: I believe it, like someone at the top is like

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Speaker 1: a little bit of a creep And is that shady

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Speaker 1: doing that? I don't know, shady or cool? Who knows?

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Speaker 1: But also I would say it's shady perspective Wells hooter,

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Speaker 1: what lens are you looking through because if I was

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Speaker 1: a woman, I wouldn't be a big titted woman. I'd

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Speaker 1: be a big asked woman. Yea, they all work at us.

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Speaker 1: You don't think you'd have cans? How can you know?

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Speaker 1: You don't think you'd have a good rack if you

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Speaker 1: were a girl. I wonder, will you look at the

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Speaker 1: women in your family? Yeah? I look at other women?

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Speaker 1: Is that? But yeah? But aren't don't boobs very Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I think that moves. I think that changes. Just speaking

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Speaker 1: for myself, I would be up top two beast things,

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Speaker 1: That's what I would be, and down bottom three booms

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Speaker 1: are huge. I'm pretty sure I know for a fact

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Speaker 1: i'd be stacked. Yeah your boos, know, you would have

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Speaker 1: big old titties. But oh ass, you'd be like you'd be.

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Speaker 1: You'd walk a little funny. Kyle's boobs would hang so

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Speaker 1: low though, Well, that's because I'm not wearing a bra.

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Speaker 1: That's because I ain't wearing a bra. Bro, you're free

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Speaker 1: the nipple. You're part of the free the nipple movement

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Speaker 1: on special occasions, special occasions, All right, that's what's up.

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Speaker 1: There we go and there's has boobs. Yeah, that's what

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Speaker 1: I mean. I don't wait, I haven't weighed in yet.

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Speaker 1: I'm just like you, bore, these are all hypotheticals. I'm

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Speaker 1: living the life here. Your boobs are huge. There's just

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Speaker 1: wearing a bra right now. I mean not for nothing. Though.

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Speaker 1: The guys who worked at Well It's Fargo, we're pretty

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Speaker 1: freaking put together as well. Man. The hair gel on

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Speaker 1: the dude, hard hair, the hard hair, the haircuts. They

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Speaker 1: get haircuts every week for Yeah, what's up with that?

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Speaker 1: Like smart glasses where they're like I can actually help

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Speaker 1: you over here, and you're like, I'm going to her, dude. Well,

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Speaker 1: like I said, there's a creep at the top on

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Speaker 1: the Wells Fargo pyramid. Who's just only picking hotties with

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Speaker 1: bodies to work at the Fargo. Yeah, it's like Abercrombie.

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Speaker 1: And this went back to the stage coach. You know,

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Speaker 1: they wanted some hot piece on that stage. You can ride,

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Speaker 1: you can ride? Yeah, baby, He looked at the Kyle

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Speaker 1: girls like you can walk. Uh no, No, they did it.

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Speaker 1: They did it, they did, they did know they did

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Speaker 1: great girl. No, I heard what you said, and I disagree.

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Speaker 1: They lived at Kyle's great great great grandma new a

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Speaker 1: check and said, you're walking baby, well God water trash. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but that's how that's how chase bank started because she

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Speaker 1: was chasing after and then she was like, funk this,

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Speaker 1: I'm starting my own bank. I'm going back to the river.

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Speaker 1: Ain't putting on a bras ere. It's not happening. Look, girl,

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Speaker 1: you're not getting here. You can, you can chase us,

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Speaker 1: but okay, you know what, I'm gonna start my own bank.

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Speaker 1: I'm going back to the river. She definitely lived is

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Speaker 1: down by the river bank. How about how they have

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Speaker 1: those banks and churches. What's up with like the first

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Speaker 1: third bank of whatever, or like the first seventh Baptists, Like,

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Speaker 1: I don't understand that ship. Wait what is this? Now?

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Speaker 1: Hold on? Like in banks and churches for some reason,

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Speaker 1: there will be like the first third Bank of the

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Speaker 1: Pacific Northwest or the first third bank. Dude, I'm just

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Speaker 1: saying thing. I don't know. I don't know if I know. Blake,

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Speaker 1: please jump in. You're you're not yet, I'm not. I'm

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Speaker 1: not catching the grounding element. It sounds familiar, sounds from

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Speaker 1: never seen, like a sign for a church that's like

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Speaker 1: the second third Presbyterian whatever. And you're like, well, I

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Speaker 1: think there's like Seventh Day Adventists or something like that,

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Speaker 1: Seventh Day Baptists or something like that. Right, I like

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Speaker 1: how you're calling me out. Then you add that to

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Speaker 1: the party. Seventh Day I believe is like a reference

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Speaker 1: to the Bible. Right, those are Mormons, the Latter day Saints. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: those are the Joseph Smith followers. Yes, yeah, because like

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Speaker 1: those decades. I just said fears. I'm glad I feared women. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: body is like fully because as we said before on

418
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Speaker 1: the show, it's like when you do these productions, you're

419
00:25:00,440 --> 00:25:02,560
Speaker 1: working fourteen hours a day and you just wear yourself

420
00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:04,119
Speaker 1: down and by the end of it you end up

421
00:25:04,119 --> 00:25:06,760
Speaker 1: getting sick somehow. Yeah, because you're putting up your defense

422
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:08,919
Speaker 1: is the whole time you're going because you're trying to

423
00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:12,440
Speaker 1: push past to all of the fucking exhaustion. Yeah, yeah,

424
00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:14,479
Speaker 1: you're do Your dukes are up, Your dukes are up,

425
00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:17,080
Speaker 1: Yeah the whole time, dukes. Your dukes are huge. And

426
00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:18,800
Speaker 1: then we got to Italy and I'm and I was

427
00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:20,960
Speaker 1: kind of crossing my fingers. I'm like, fun would be

428
00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:22,840
Speaker 1: kind of sick to get it here because we had

429
00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:26,439
Speaker 1: like really sweet room. I'm like, I'd hold up in

430
00:25:26,480 --> 00:25:31,960
Speaker 1: this fucking pad for two weeks pasta drink some happy sprint.

431
00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:34,840
Speaker 1: That's the way to do a honeymoon. Yeah, but didn't

432
00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:37,399
Speaker 1: get it. So yeah, I'm twice. Has anybody got it?

433
00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:40,400
Speaker 1: I would love to have some like, uh, incorrect information.

434
00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:42,760
Speaker 1: Has anybody ever got it three times? Is it possible?

435
00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:45,920
Speaker 1: Or is COVID A two? For sure? You can get

436
00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:48,240
Speaker 1: it three times. I've never met a three time gangster.

437
00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:51,320
Speaker 1: I've met a three time gangster. They got they got

438
00:25:51,359 --> 00:25:55,480
Speaker 1: the very very first wave, like before that we even

439
00:25:55,560 --> 00:25:57,440
Speaker 1: really knew what COVID was. It was like those first

440
00:25:57,440 --> 00:26:00,440
Speaker 1: few weeks so tight, and then they got Delta, and

441
00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:05,040
Speaker 1: then they got who's got you have the dot B

442
00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:07,879
Speaker 1: A two or what's up? Brot baby? I don't know.

443
00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:09,439
Speaker 1: I don't know what I have. I assume I have

444
00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:11,600
Speaker 1: the one that like doesn't really matter because all I've

445
00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:14,800
Speaker 1: had is just kind of like forty eight hours of

446
00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:17,280
Speaker 1: like a little cough. Other than that, wait, when did

447
00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:18,600
Speaker 1: you get it? What day are we on? Because we're

448
00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:22,720
Speaker 1: supposed to like go have a barbecue. I'm gonna test

449
00:26:22,760 --> 00:26:26,480
Speaker 1: on Thursday to see if that's still on. And I

450
00:26:26,480 --> 00:26:28,960
Speaker 1: gotta see who else in my family gets it. They've

451
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:31,800
Speaker 1: been testing and yet damn because you just went on

452
00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:36,840
Speaker 1: that batch party. That's where you got it from. Huh yeah, Vegas,

453
00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:40,560
Speaker 1: Vegas baby, you got you got a Vegas baby. What

454
00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:43,800
Speaker 1: happens in Vegas gives you COVID. Well even if you're

455
00:26:43,880 --> 00:26:46,600
Speaker 1: if you're not doing it, or if you are, I'm

456
00:26:46,640 --> 00:26:48,600
Speaker 1: still coming down to l A for a couple of weeks,

457
00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:52,560
Speaker 1: leaving on Friday, coming down. You want COVID? Yeah, I

458
00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:55,560
Speaker 1: love it. I'll be over the first thing on Friday

459
00:26:55,640 --> 00:26:58,639
Speaker 1: right when we land. Um, yeah, the least. But I

460
00:26:58,760 --> 00:27:01,639
Speaker 1: actually was thinking, like, should we get together and do

461
00:27:01,680 --> 00:27:05,760
Speaker 1: a fucking in person pod? Is everybody like, oh, I

462
00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:08,399
Speaker 1: mean I don't. I know normally we talked about this

463
00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:11,719
Speaker 1: off whatever, but like, pe, we like, should we do this?

464
00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:14,160
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be down there. Let's get together and pot

465
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:17,040
Speaker 1: it up. That'd be a fucking sick, But dude, fine,

466
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:19,320
Speaker 1: if you're gonna make me, yeah, yeah, I'm kind of

467
00:27:19,359 --> 00:27:22,640
Speaker 1: doing that right. Let's do it at the barbecue. We'll

468
00:27:22,680 --> 00:27:25,400
Speaker 1: just take the first hour and hang out. Let's just

469
00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:29,359
Speaker 1: like test different like new chip flavors and stuff that'll

470
00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:33,719
Speaker 1: be fun to do in person. Yeah for that. Producers,

471
00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:37,200
Speaker 1: have we talked about doing anything in person? Um, it's

472
00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:40,159
Speaker 1: like we've talked about like smelling each other's butts or

473
00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:42,600
Speaker 1: something like that. And I can sell Adams JA for sure.

474
00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:49,280
Speaker 1: Oh sure, I will bring a jar of my jizz. No,

475
00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:53,600
Speaker 1: it needs to be fresh. I'll do it in the car.

476
00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:55,199
Speaker 1: I'm not saying it. I'm not going to keep it

477
00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:57,480
Speaker 1: for a long time. Not in the car. You're gonna

478
00:27:57,520 --> 00:27:59,639
Speaker 1: walk out of the podcast. You're gonna walk back in.

479
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:01,800
Speaker 1: I'll do it at a church lock in and then

480
00:28:01,840 --> 00:28:04,159
Speaker 1: comes straight to my house. Yeah, I'll go to my

481
00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:09,560
Speaker 1: nearest church lock in and uh bag. Oh, I drunkenly

482
00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:14,440
Speaker 1: crashed a prom o to night crashed your car. Yeah,

483
00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:19,960
Speaker 1: what a bummer. Where where it was in Newport? It

484
00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:22,080
Speaker 1: was like I just got back and we were taking

485
00:28:22,119 --> 00:28:25,720
Speaker 1: the boat out and me and Zack and and Chelsea

486
00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:29,320
Speaker 1: are good friends, and Chloe were taking a little duffie

487
00:28:29,359 --> 00:28:32,639
Speaker 1: about and then we stopped in and I saw that

488
00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:35,800
Speaker 1: there was a party and they're getting married at at

489
00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:38,080
Speaker 1: this venue that we saw from the water, and there

490
00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:42,520
Speaker 1: was za Za, Zach and Chelsea, and so they we

491
00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:45,640
Speaker 1: were like, oh, there's a there, there's a wedding happening

492
00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:48,080
Speaker 1: right now, let's go look to see how they did it.

493
00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:51,240
Speaker 1: And we were effort we were very drunk, and we're like, man,

494
00:28:53,080 --> 00:29:00,400
Speaker 1: let's see how kids are getting married so young. You're right,

495
00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:05,360
Speaker 1: they're getting married so young nowadays. And then we walk

496
00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:07,960
Speaker 1: inside and then it was just like, you know, it's

497
00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:11,480
Speaker 1: a high it was high school? Wrong, Yeah, that's high school.

498
00:29:11,480 --> 00:29:13,800
Speaker 1: Did you dance? Did you dance about a little bit? No.

499
00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:16,040
Speaker 1: It became like a little bit of a photo booth

500
00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:18,320
Speaker 1: where I'm just taking photos with with a ton of

501
00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:22,800
Speaker 1: kids and sparkly dresses. And then and then I was Chelsea,

502
00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:24,680
Speaker 1: who was going to beat the bride in like a

503
00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:26,720
Speaker 1: week and a half, was like, we have to get

504
00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:28,200
Speaker 1: the funk out of here. I don't want to get COVID.

505
00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:30,880
Speaker 1: And I'm like, that's probably a good call, Like I

506
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:35,520
Speaker 1: forgot that that is still exists. Yeah, COVID. When you're

507
00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:39,800
Speaker 1: getting when you crash a high school from um and

508
00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:42,600
Speaker 1: you're with other people and you start taking photos, don't

509
00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:46,720
Speaker 1: you go like, Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna go ve No,

510
00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:52,680
Speaker 1: he was drunk I was ready to throw down, but yeah, no,

511
00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:55,840
Speaker 1: it all happened. We were in and out within five

512
00:29:55,840 --> 00:30:00,360
Speaker 1: ten minutes. It was a very quick, quick turnaround. There

513
00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:03,840
Speaker 1: was no like dancing Adam doing this and then going

514
00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:08,000
Speaker 1: into the splits the tornado. Uh yeah, no, I didn't

515
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:09,680
Speaker 1: get a bus out the tornado. It was right at

516
00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:12,560
Speaker 1: the end. People were sort of starting to filter out.

517
00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:15,120
Speaker 1: I think I think they had just were just wrapping up.

518
00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:19,200
Speaker 1: They're gonna drink vodka and Snapple bottles. Yeah, they were

519
00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:22,040
Speaker 1: up some hypnotic and ship. Yeah they were. It also

520
00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:24,200
Speaker 1: reeked of weed. I was like, there's some bad boys

521
00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:28,360
Speaker 1: in this crew smoking weed at the prom. That's bold. Yeah,

522
00:30:28,520 --> 00:30:30,200
Speaker 1: it's legal here. How old do you have to be

523
00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:34,000
Speaker 1: to smoke whee? Is it eighteen or twenty one? Right? Oh?

524
00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:37,320
Speaker 1: Really yeah? I believe so that sucks. I'm sorry all

525
00:30:37,360 --> 00:30:39,880
Speaker 1: the ninety old You can sign up for the army

526
00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:43,360
Speaker 1: and get murdered, but you can't wow. You can give

527
00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:46,360
Speaker 1: your life for the flag, but you can't smoke a doobie.

528
00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:50,000
Speaker 1: You said it. Damn. Yeah, that is a whack of doodle. Okay,

529
00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:53,560
Speaker 1: let's reevaluate that one. If here's here's my question. If

530
00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:59,840
Speaker 1: Trump wins in Okay, and does these two because PolyChar,

531
00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:02,560
Speaker 1: what do you think you have? He comes back and

532
00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:07,640
Speaker 1: he changes, he reverses the drinking and smoking aged eighteen nationally.

533
00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:10,600
Speaker 1: K that does nothing for me, but yeah, that would

534
00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:13,800
Speaker 1: do zero for me. Yeah, I'd be actually pissed. But

535
00:31:13,880 --> 00:31:16,840
Speaker 1: don't you think that's fucking rad? I do think it's

536
00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:20,120
Speaker 1: Actually I would want some retroactive stuff because I missed, Like,

537
00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:22,440
Speaker 1: if you're going for the young vote and you change

538
00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:26,840
Speaker 1: into eighteen, aren't you going to win in a landslide? Right? Yeah,

539
00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:29,120
Speaker 1: well for sure he's doing that then, and then what

540
00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:31,880
Speaker 1: if he also changed the he went to the metric

541
00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:35,440
Speaker 1: system and everybody was like, oh, fuck, nah, that's some

542
00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:37,800
Speaker 1: British it. I know that. That's what I'm saying is

543
00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:41,000
Speaker 1: it would be very confusing if he did it, because

544
00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:45,200
Speaker 1: I was so confused, Wait, what is this hypothetical? What

545
00:31:45,360 --> 00:31:49,760
Speaker 1: he changes the drinking eighteen and transfers us to the

546
00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:52,200
Speaker 1: metric system. So you're so if you're a kid, you're

547
00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:54,520
Speaker 1: kind of stoked, But then you're also like, I don't

548
00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:57,960
Speaker 1: know how many leaders goes into my gas type? Yeah,

549
00:31:58,440 --> 00:32:01,479
Speaker 1: you're so confused. I don't think kids would give a

550
00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:03,280
Speaker 1: funk about that. I don't think kids would give a

551
00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:05,360
Speaker 1: funk about the metric system. I'm not telling to kids.

552
00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:08,680
Speaker 1: I feel like the people I would say, like, if

553
00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:11,600
Speaker 1: Joe Biden said we're gonna change it to the metric system,

554
00:32:12,160 --> 00:32:15,960
Speaker 1: civil war would start, right. But if Trump did, everyone

555
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:19,560
Speaker 1: would just be like, do we like this? Is this cool? Okay?

556
00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:24,360
Speaker 1: He's right, we do want it? It is better? Is it?

557
00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:27,480
Speaker 1: Because the metric system it's so much simpler. Dude, it's

558
00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:31,080
Speaker 1: so much simpler. It's very Yes, it's tens and hundreds,

559
00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:34,400
Speaker 1: it's points point oh, point one. It's very simple. It's

560
00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:38,000
Speaker 1: so good. Yeah, the bob, why is it so good?

561
00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:40,000
Speaker 1: I just dealt with it. I just it's easy. I

562
00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:43,400
Speaker 1: just dealt with it for three plus months and I

563
00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:47,040
Speaker 1: didn't really like it. Are you dealing with courts? Thank

564
00:32:47,080 --> 00:32:50,600
Speaker 1: you Adam for standing up for our system whatever it's called.

565
00:32:51,280 --> 00:32:53,600
Speaker 1: But what the fund? Do you actually but do you

566
00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:55,960
Speaker 1: have a dog in the race? Do you actually care

567
00:32:56,200 --> 00:33:01,480
Speaker 1: if about inches versus it is? Like you do? I'm talking,

568
00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:05,360
Speaker 1: I'd rather talking about inches than talking about quarter centimeters.

569
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:08,680
Speaker 1: What are you measuring? Uh no, well for me, I

570
00:33:08,760 --> 00:33:10,880
Speaker 1: was what are you measuring? What are you cooking and

571
00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:13,280
Speaker 1: what are you doing that where this affects your life?

572
00:33:13,520 --> 00:33:17,680
Speaker 1: I was it was gas. It was gas gasoline. Well,

573
00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:21,360
Speaker 1: I kept going past the gat the gas stations, and

574
00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:24,840
Speaker 1: I'm going, goddamn gas as cheap as fuck. Here it

575
00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:28,920
Speaker 1: was like a dollar seventy more expensive. Uh. And I'm like,

576
00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:32,760
Speaker 1: this is cheap as ship, dude. Uh. And then I

577
00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:41,680
Speaker 1: found out it's courts ship leaders. It's actually yes, it's leaders,

578
00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:44,280
Speaker 1: and I think it's like three leaders. So yes, Adam,

579
00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:48,040
Speaker 1: if you don't know that something, you're right about that.

580
00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:53,320
Speaker 1: If yeah, I'm second. It's a little confusing because courts,

581
00:33:53,760 --> 00:33:57,480
Speaker 1: courts and pints are a part of the gallon system, right,

582
00:33:57,840 --> 00:34:01,840
Speaker 1: which is not system whatever that system is. Are we

583
00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:04,840
Speaker 1: the only one that people that use gas? I think so.

584
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:08,280
Speaker 1: I think it's the inches and the gallons, the fishers

585
00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:12,080
Speaker 1: in the head, yeah, and the inches and the miles

586
00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:19,719
Speaker 1: the biggers. Yeah. And it's fucking millimeter centimeter meter kilometer

587
00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:23,640
Speaker 1: like that ship. It's fucking good. Yeah, let's quit act

588
00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:26,920
Speaker 1: and like we even need to know this ship gives

589
00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:29,600
Speaker 1: a ship. No, dude, I know inch is two point

590
00:34:29,680 --> 00:34:32,640
Speaker 1: five four centimeters. Get at me, and I can tell

591
00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:37,120
Speaker 1: you what I know what six inches? Yeah, I think

592
00:34:37,160 --> 00:34:40,319
Speaker 1: about if you measured your dick, if you measured your

593
00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:43,880
Speaker 1: dick in centimeters, you'd have a bigger number. Baby, how

594
00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:48,960
Speaker 1: how big is you'd have a bigger guy might have

595
00:34:49,040 --> 00:34:53,040
Speaker 1: came around on it. Did you also know that? You

596
00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:56,600
Speaker 1: know that time in Germany? I thought, well, documented, I

597
00:34:56,680 --> 00:34:59,640
Speaker 1: thought everyone was going to be driving on the right

598
00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:03,920
Speaker 1: hands side. But only England does that ship Only British?

599
00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:06,879
Speaker 1: Oh really, yes, well, I think British. And then some

600
00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:11,799
Speaker 1: Asian countries do it too, right yeah, Japan? Yeah, I

601
00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:14,600
Speaker 1: thought everybody did that, and I've been to Italy. No,

602
00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:16,960
Speaker 1: they don't do that in Italy. Italy is on the

603
00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:19,239
Speaker 1: on our side of the road, on the same side, yeah,

604
00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:22,360
Speaker 1: on the right side. Yes. With Germany, Germany is on

605
00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:26,799
Speaker 1: the right side, yes, yes, wow, why do they even

606
00:35:26,840 --> 00:35:28,920
Speaker 1: do that? Like? Where did I think it has happened?

607
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:32,080
Speaker 1: But you're also talking about the steering King said this

608
00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:33,799
Speaker 1: is the way it's got a bit and then in

609
00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:36,360
Speaker 1: the in the United States, we just said we're gonna

610
00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:39,279
Speaker 1: do whatever. The fucking is the opposite of the king, like,

611
00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:41,640
Speaker 1: fuck it, we're driving on the other side. You could

612
00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:44,320
Speaker 1: suck our days. They didn't have cars back then, playboy,

613
00:35:44,719 --> 00:35:47,200
Speaker 1: but bro, bro bro. This was way before cars homeboyd

614
00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:50,560
Speaker 1: but but it's still it was horse and buggy. This

615
00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:58,720
Speaker 1: you don't even know your grandma was by the river. Bro, Okay,

616
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:04,880
Speaker 1: she was locked. I'm not shaving my pits. None of

617
00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:07,799
Speaker 1: them were, right. Yeah, they didn't have razors. They didn't

618
00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:11,440
Speaker 1: have fucking razors. When women start shaming armpits because fifties,

619
00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:15,600
Speaker 1: it's pretty great, it's a good look. Twenties, thirties, fifties.

620
00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:19,520
Speaker 1: Whenever they started selling say every say every decade. I

621
00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:22,239
Speaker 1: think it was during World War One when they when

622
00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:25,520
Speaker 1: the men went away, the razor companies invented like shaving

623
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:28,600
Speaker 1: body hair for women, right to make money? That right? Um,

624
00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:31,040
Speaker 1: I mean that's a great guess. I think that was

625
00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:33,520
Speaker 1: the whole thing. They were just like, hey, while your

626
00:36:33,560 --> 00:36:37,120
Speaker 1: dudes are away, just start like shaving your body wine.

627
00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:39,919
Speaker 1: And then should we talk about this? At what point?

628
00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:43,160
Speaker 1: At what point in the nineties did it become no,

629
00:36:43,239 --> 00:36:45,560
Speaker 1: I'm sorry what what what point in the nineties and

630
00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:48,440
Speaker 1: what was it because of porno that women were like,

631
00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:57,520
Speaker 1: now we gotta shave our pussies shave like thank you,

632
00:36:57,880 --> 00:37:02,960
Speaker 1: But honestly, that's super recent. That's very very recent. Thank you.

633
00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:04,920
Speaker 1: You're right, you're right like that. If you talk to

634
00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:08,040
Speaker 1: anybody ten years older than us, they're like, guess what, man?

635
00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:09,839
Speaker 1: I mean. I think David Spade even went into it

636
00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:11,680
Speaker 1: on The Stand Up Special where he's like, when I

637
00:37:11,680 --> 00:37:13,839
Speaker 1: was in high school, it was like an airbag went

638
00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:17,640
Speaker 1: off in a chick's underwear, because it was just like, right,

639
00:37:17,920 --> 00:37:22,080
Speaker 1: but that's like, that's new, it's crazy. Yeah. Well yeah,

640
00:37:22,239 --> 00:37:24,920
Speaker 1: when you speak of like society in general, yeah, it

641
00:37:25,040 --> 00:37:27,160
Speaker 1: is a new phenomenal because we're like, when did they

642
00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:29,479
Speaker 1: start shaving their legs? Like, well, we have our own things.

643
00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:34,560
Speaker 1: When happen that happened on William Special? Yeah, that's on

644
00:37:34,719 --> 00:37:39,560
Speaker 1: our watch, thank you, Adam ye. Our generation did that,

645
00:37:39,960 --> 00:37:45,800
Speaker 1: the greatest generation, the greatest generation. And what the fund happened?

646
00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:48,600
Speaker 1: What was the thing? What was it? Like? This is

647
00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:50,839
Speaker 1: kind of what you gotta do now. It's shame, bro,

648
00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:53,800
Speaker 1: it's shame in body hair. That started in the twenties.

649
00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:56,520
Speaker 1: When they started, that's what they're saying, like they started.

650
00:37:58,239 --> 00:37:59,960
Speaker 1: This is in the this is in the comments. It's

651
00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:03,879
Speaker 1: in the nineties. Sleeveless women dresses were increasingly becoming more

652
00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:08,040
Speaker 1: popular fashion. Thank god. Science fashion was the first instance

653
00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:13,000
Speaker 1: that women that made women begin shaving their hair, thus

654
00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:16,400
Speaker 1: removing the hair and what's not written, we'll look at that.

655
00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:19,320
Speaker 1: It's not written right. Thus removing the hair under arms

656
00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:22,840
Speaker 1: becase it's not written right became a priority. It's like

657
00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:27,800
Speaker 1: an ad read. This is crazy, Oh my god, it is.

658
00:38:27,960 --> 00:38:30,359
Speaker 1: That was better than the ad read though. So they

659
00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:32,239
Speaker 1: were shaving their arms. But the thing is like, now

660
00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:34,520
Speaker 1: they don't shave their arms at all, as as far

661
00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:37,640
Speaker 1: as I know. Now they're they're they're they're going back.

662
00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:41,560
Speaker 1: Now they're going back to be like why because it

663
00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:43,960
Speaker 1: was it was just for sales, right, there was just

664
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:46,200
Speaker 1: a sold razors, so they said you need to do it,

665
00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:50,200
Speaker 1: and then everybody felt like they had to. So then

666
00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:53,320
Speaker 1: everybody did it, and now it's and then it transferred

667
00:38:53,360 --> 00:38:57,760
Speaker 1: to the vaginas and then kept going like a virus.

668
00:38:59,160 --> 00:39:02,360
Speaker 1: It's ye know, I mean I feel like for the

669
00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:07,960
Speaker 1: most part, uh, it's sexier. But that's the whole thing.

670
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:10,640
Speaker 1: You have, the hair or what it's preference. You were

671
00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:14,319
Speaker 1: programmed to think that for less hair. It's just because

672
00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:15,880
Speaker 1: you know, if you're down there, if you're looking, I

673
00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:21,239
Speaker 1: feel like you're not that guy Pelt. If there's not

674
00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:24,720
Speaker 1: a lot of kin of lingus back in the twenties,

675
00:39:24,719 --> 00:39:28,600
Speaker 1: I bet maybe they really started winning. Well, that's true, dude.

676
00:39:28,719 --> 00:39:31,600
Speaker 1: Haven't you ever seen Deadwood. They were eating box all

677
00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:35,760
Speaker 1: day out there. Okay, we're the Firs all in their

678
00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:38,279
Speaker 1: in their mouths during the Wells Fargo days, you know,

679
00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:40,520
Speaker 1: during the Weld's Fargo days. Yeah, but they didn't give

680
00:39:40,520 --> 00:39:42,799
Speaker 1: a funk. Why did we start caring? There is a

681
00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:46,000
Speaker 1: certain amount of sexual hygiene that can be you know

682
00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:48,319
Speaker 1: that I think we should uphold. I know, I know

683
00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:50,920
Speaker 1: Kyle Shaves is nuts at you. You're gonna be the

684
00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:55,800
Speaker 1: post this when we find out Kyles and waxing his asshole.

685
00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:57,800
Speaker 1: Although I did say I would get my butthole laser

686
00:39:57,880 --> 00:40:00,439
Speaker 1: if we went three seasons of workaholics because I was there,

687
00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:03,440
Speaker 1: I don't know. I guess, um, you got scared, the

688
00:40:03,560 --> 00:40:05,960
Speaker 1: dream died, you let the dream die. I got busy,

689
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:08,200
Speaker 1: I got too busy. I'm not that guy. Probably it's

690
00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:10,239
Speaker 1: never too late. We're live and in person. Can you

691
00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:12,479
Speaker 1: be lazering your butthole when we do our live pod?

692
00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:14,880
Speaker 1: Can we be right there with you now when we

693
00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:17,600
Speaker 1: do our when we do a live tour and we're

694
00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:22,160
Speaker 1: at the Fillmore in Detroit, and I want Durs to

695
00:40:23,239 --> 00:40:27,520
Speaker 1: get his butthole lasered on stage like a curtain. But

696
00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:29,960
Speaker 1: I'm just like out of a curtain. Yes, that would

697
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:33,160
Speaker 1: be like those videos we know, or it's just like

698
00:40:33,200 --> 00:40:37,160
Speaker 1: you can't see behind me. But I'm like you hear it.

699
00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:39,520
Speaker 1: We have it miked up and for people listening, I

700
00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:43,160
Speaker 1: made a face that you covid this guy got cold

701
00:40:43,239 --> 00:40:45,760
Speaker 1: any any time you hear that's that's when it gets

702
00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:50,920
Speaker 1: to hair. So it's just how long is that process?

703
00:40:50,960 --> 00:40:53,160
Speaker 1: How long is it to get your shopping the forest? Now?

704
00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:55,680
Speaker 1: For me, it's not that long. I'm not a Harry guy.

705
00:40:55,719 --> 00:40:58,200
Speaker 1: But how long is it to get your eyes lasered?

706
00:40:58,440 --> 00:41:01,960
Speaker 1: What is that process? Minutes? Damn in and out? Yeah,

707
00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:07,520
Speaker 1: to get lasi? Does it work? No? It doesn't it

708
00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:10,600
Speaker 1: not work? Isn't it ship? What do you mean it works? Great?

709
00:41:10,719 --> 00:41:13,600
Speaker 1: Isn't early lace ship your ship? Did you have to

710
00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:17,520
Speaker 1: redo your las? I thought, of course I did so. Yeah,

711
00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:21,160
Speaker 1: why I think ten years later I had to do it.

712
00:41:21,239 --> 00:41:23,439
Speaker 1: And I'm creeping up on ten more years, so we'll see.

713
00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:26,880
Speaker 1: But that seems like a proper amount of time to

714
00:41:27,520 --> 00:41:30,400
Speaker 1: a great deal that parts of your eyeball off so

715
00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:35,160
Speaker 1: you can see better. Yeah, yeah, I'm not scared of that. Really,

716
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:38,400
Speaker 1: it feels like it's such a normal procedure that I, I,

717
00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:39,920
Speaker 1: I wonder if you can get both done at the

718
00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:43,840
Speaker 1: same time. Did you only get one? No? No, I'm sorry,

719
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:50,720
Speaker 1: laser your eyes and that's called the cat dog. Maybe

720
00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:55,520
Speaker 1: I feel like I know exactly why and I don't.

721
00:41:55,560 --> 00:41:58,879
Speaker 1: At the same time, it wasn't cat dogging cat on

722
00:41:58,880 --> 00:42:01,919
Speaker 1: one side and the dog I'm sorry for a cat

723
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:05,360
Speaker 1: dog right this way. Sorry, come come through this curtain,

724
00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:09,319
Speaker 1: put your head through this over here. It looks like

725
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:13,240
Speaker 1: it's like a James Bond movie back there. So doctor,

726
00:42:13,560 --> 00:42:18,840
Speaker 1: are you the upfront or road down bottom? The doctors

727
00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:21,040
Speaker 1: are You can tell the difference right away, like you're

728
00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:24,160
Speaker 1: the butthole guy and you're the butthole guy. He's here

729
00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:26,880
Speaker 1: for the butt hole for sure. Dude. I was thinking

730
00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:31,880
Speaker 1: about this today. What like the fact that like, okay,

731
00:42:32,160 --> 00:42:36,240
Speaker 1: what are for decades, for years, hundreds of years, maybe

732
00:42:36,560 --> 00:42:41,520
Speaker 1: there were dude gynecologists, Like how what the fun was? There?

733
00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:43,920
Speaker 1: Still is? Right of course there are, but like for

734
00:42:44,040 --> 00:42:46,120
Speaker 1: buying large if you're a woman at this point, like

735
00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:50,680
Speaker 1: there are like thousands of female guya coologists. You're gonna

736
00:42:50,680 --> 00:42:54,520
Speaker 1: go see them over some guy that is fucking nuts.

737
00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:58,000
Speaker 1: Can you imagine being in med school? Mean, like, so

738
00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:00,320
Speaker 1: what are you gonna do that? But dietrist gonna be

739
00:43:00,520 --> 00:43:08,240
Speaker 1: uh doctor for kids? And then the guy is like yeah,

740
00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:10,880
Speaker 1: or is it like it's always got to be like

741
00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:13,040
Speaker 1: of course he's going to be a gun of cologist

742
00:43:13,080 --> 00:43:16,000
Speaker 1: or were you the guy I'm a good dude, I

743
00:43:16,040 --> 00:43:17,840
Speaker 1: gotta do this, or some other creep is going to

744
00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:20,719
Speaker 1: do it? That is a great question, like how did

745
00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:24,160
Speaker 1: that work? Eight out of ten were creeps? Creep there's

746
00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:26,920
Speaker 1: two out of those ten that were the good dudes? Yes,

747
00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:29,200
Speaker 1: but I would say eight out of ten if that's

748
00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:32,000
Speaker 1: what you go. Also to me, that sounds like the

749
00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:34,600
Speaker 1: worst because it's that would be disgusting. You see the

750
00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:36,680
Speaker 1: worst of the worst. Right, You're not looking at like

751
00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:40,040
Speaker 1: the cream of the crop. No, but yes, yes you are,

752
00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:43,440
Speaker 1: well sure, but you're also looking at literal cream of

753
00:43:43,520 --> 00:43:47,880
Speaker 1: the crop of of some crop. Guess what that might be, somebody,

754
00:43:48,719 --> 00:43:52,480
Speaker 1: what is it? What was it blue waffles or whatever? Yeah,

755
00:43:52,600 --> 00:43:56,400
Speaker 1: you are you're seeing some blue waffles up in the business.

756
00:43:56,400 --> 00:44:00,040
Speaker 1: It's just a fucking weird thing to be, like to

757
00:44:00,120 --> 00:44:03,360
Speaker 1: be a guy ecologist. Yeah that is that is super wild,

758
00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:06,239
Speaker 1: just because that's a great question and there was that. Yeah,

759
00:44:06,280 --> 00:44:09,680
Speaker 1: that's nuts, dude. There was no women in like med school.

760
00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:11,200
Speaker 1: You know, when next time you come here, you you

761
00:44:11,280 --> 00:44:14,399
Speaker 1: might want to, I don't know, shave that thing. And

762
00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:20,080
Speaker 1: then that's what happened. How many doctors go like, I

763
00:44:20,120 --> 00:44:22,080
Speaker 1: guess I don't know because I there's no way I

764
00:44:22,120 --> 00:44:24,120
Speaker 1: would ever be a doctor because I'm dumb as fuck.

765
00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:27,960
Speaker 1: But like, do you go into the medical like medical

766
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:30,840
Speaker 1: school being like I want to be this kind of doctor,

767
00:44:30,920 --> 00:44:33,320
Speaker 1: or do you like study and you see what tests

768
00:44:33,360 --> 00:44:36,879
Speaker 1: you're kind of like excelling at. I'm dudes, like, wow,

769
00:44:36,920 --> 00:44:39,319
Speaker 1: I'm like really knowledgeable about the vagina. I can just

770
00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:42,120
Speaker 1: remember the parts very well. I've just got a knack

771
00:44:42,200 --> 00:44:45,719
Speaker 1: for poom tang um. Yeah. I don't know. I was

772
00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:47,800
Speaker 1: just thinking because of the end of Animal House, it

773
00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:50,879
Speaker 1: like says what they're doing an otter. It says like

774
00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:54,120
Speaker 1: guy of Collegist Beverly Hills, California, and it's like because

775
00:44:54,120 --> 00:44:58,879
Speaker 1: he's got it made, and you're like, well, creepy, you know,

776
00:44:59,080 --> 00:45:03,160
Speaker 1: like right, okay, but also looking back, I'm like, yeah,

777
00:45:03,280 --> 00:45:05,000
Speaker 1: I guess he is the kind of guy that would

778
00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:08,400
Speaker 1: do that. Um, we're saying seeing in the chat that

779
00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:13,440
Speaker 1: you do rotations during med school and this is interesting stuff.

780
00:45:13,440 --> 00:45:16,359
Speaker 1: You've probably got a neck for vagina Clark. And then

781
00:45:16,440 --> 00:45:19,879
Speaker 1: you do residency and you figure out what you specialize in.

782
00:45:20,080 --> 00:45:22,279
Speaker 1: On your third or fourth year of med school, then

783
00:45:22,360 --> 00:45:24,120
Speaker 1: you start to specialize. Oh you know what it is

784
00:45:25,280 --> 00:45:27,160
Speaker 1: that I bet, I bet this is the red flag

785
00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:30,200
Speaker 1: where the guy who's he won't stop talking about how

786
00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:31,640
Speaker 1: it was like, I just feel like I'm good at

787
00:45:31,640 --> 00:45:35,279
Speaker 1: the guy ecology stuff. They're like, okay, you know what,

788
00:45:35,360 --> 00:45:38,759
Speaker 1: I think We're gonna have you on dermatology. Yeah, you're

789
00:45:38,760 --> 00:45:42,359
Speaker 1: gonna stick with broken arms chair. Any guy who keeps

790
00:45:42,360 --> 00:45:44,120
Speaker 1: talking about how They're just like, yeah, I don't know

791
00:45:44,120 --> 00:45:45,880
Speaker 1: what it is. I just feel like I'm I was

792
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:49,359
Speaker 1: born to do this. They're like, it's weird. I'm just

793
00:45:49,440 --> 00:45:52,200
Speaker 1: excelling at this. Once you come over here, look at

794
00:45:52,200 --> 00:46:02,240
Speaker 1: this brain, real quick brain's right brains. Brain looks good, Chuck,

795
00:46:02,520 --> 00:46:13,719
Speaker 1: it looks good, man, Milton, what kind of doctors do

796
00:46:13,760 --> 00:46:16,880
Speaker 1: you think we would be oh, Kyle, Kyle, what do

797
00:46:16,920 --> 00:46:18,359
Speaker 1: you think? What do you think you would get? Think?

798
00:46:18,480 --> 00:46:22,000
Speaker 1: I know what I would like to be. Spin right

799
00:46:22,040 --> 00:46:25,680
Speaker 1: off the top of the dumb I'm orthopedic. Your your feet, yeah, man,

800
00:46:26,680 --> 00:46:32,440
Speaker 1: orthopedic is Oh yeah, you're a potiatrist and that that

801
00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:35,880
Speaker 1: is what I believe. I would be an orthopedic surgeon

802
00:46:35,920 --> 00:46:38,640
Speaker 1: as well, just because of all my my knee surgeries.

803
00:46:38,680 --> 00:46:41,400
Speaker 1: I think I would. You would have been drawn to

804
00:46:41,480 --> 00:46:44,600
Speaker 1: it or something. All the orthopedic guys are are tight.

805
00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:47,920
Speaker 1: They're like the jocks, the dumb jocks of the of

806
00:46:47,960 --> 00:46:51,439
Speaker 1: the medical profession, right, yeah, that is true, all those

807
00:46:51,520 --> 00:46:55,520
Speaker 1: o c orthopedic surgeons. Yeah. Yeah. My buddy Bill was

808
00:46:55,560 --> 00:46:58,520
Speaker 1: telling me about the guy who like gave him a

809
00:46:58,560 --> 00:47:02,080
Speaker 1: new neckbone or something like that. He was like, he's

810
00:47:02,160 --> 00:47:04,640
Speaker 1: just a super handsome bro who pulled up in like

811
00:47:04,680 --> 00:47:07,040
Speaker 1: a Ferrari worked on him for two hours, and I

812
00:47:07,160 --> 00:47:10,160
Speaker 1: was like, what with the gloves and then just pieced

813
00:47:10,160 --> 00:47:14,040
Speaker 1: out to go golf. And I assume full chicks in

814
00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:17,880
Speaker 1: the same track. They must have the most uh custom

815
00:47:17,960 --> 00:47:23,399
Speaker 1: license plates like bones with the most they have to doctor.

816
00:47:23,520 --> 00:47:30,680
Speaker 1: Big bone surgeon are the bone collector dude. So the

817
00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:34,400
Speaker 1: boat that I bought during the pandemic. The name of it,

818
00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:38,000
Speaker 1: because you know how every bone, every boat is named.

819
00:47:38,840 --> 00:47:46,759
Speaker 1: It's called good good bones because it was an orthopedic surgeon. Yeah, okay, okay, yeah, Blake,

820
00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:49,239
Speaker 1: you're onto something, bone zone. Blake, you're going are you

821
00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:51,560
Speaker 1: saying orthopedic or what are you? What are you saying?

822
00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:54,160
Speaker 1: You wanted you're a potiitrist? Right? Is that what you

823
00:47:54,200 --> 00:47:56,600
Speaker 1: were saying? How do you know I meant the foot doctor?

824
00:47:57,520 --> 00:47:59,880
Speaker 1: Did you mean the foot doctor? Yeah? Because you know

825
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:01,960
Speaker 1: I have a feeling that that is like the lowest

826
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:04,200
Speaker 1: of the low, like they aren't respected. Right, Yeah, you

827
00:48:04,280 --> 00:48:06,160
Speaker 1: smell a lie. There's a ton of bones in the

828
00:48:06,280 --> 00:48:08,560
Speaker 1: in the feet. I don't disagree, but we're not talk

829
00:48:08,560 --> 00:48:11,120
Speaker 1: about bones anymore. We're just talking about the feet period. Yeah,

830
00:48:11,320 --> 00:48:15,160
Speaker 1: you're obsessed with your system bones, dude, you should be.

831
00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:17,160
Speaker 1: Oh no, that's pretty cool. Actually, there's a lot of

832
00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:19,840
Speaker 1: bones in there. There's tons of bones in the feet,

833
00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:22,560
Speaker 1: my friend. I would love to talk to you about

834
00:48:22,560 --> 00:48:26,080
Speaker 1: feet someday. Why why feet, Blake? Are you? I could

835
00:48:26,080 --> 00:48:28,759
Speaker 1: see Blake being like a weird little feet guy. You'd

836
00:48:28,800 --> 00:48:33,680
Speaker 1: like to suck toes? What's going on over there. I

837
00:48:33,680 --> 00:48:36,319
Speaker 1: don't know that I like it. I don't mind. Like

838
00:48:36,440 --> 00:48:41,000
Speaker 1: that doesn't bother me toes, I don't say, wait hold on,

839
00:48:41,120 --> 00:48:42,600
Speaker 1: you said you don't know if you like it, but

840
00:48:42,640 --> 00:48:45,000
Speaker 1: it doesn't bother you. What's the deal? What's up? Bro?

841
00:48:45,760 --> 00:48:48,759
Speaker 1: And went there. I just like, I'm a very generous lover.

842
00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:52,560
Speaker 1: Like whatever you ask of me, I shall. I can

843
00:48:52,600 --> 00:48:54,759
Speaker 1: get behind that. I think that's a very noble, a

844
00:48:55,239 --> 00:48:57,440
Speaker 1: good job. But yeah, I don't come in with like

845
00:48:57,480 --> 00:49:00,080
Speaker 1: a checklist, you know what I mean, It's just what

846
00:49:00,160 --> 00:49:02,600
Speaker 1: happens happens. I'm an improviser, you know. I think that's

847
00:49:02,640 --> 00:49:08,879
Speaker 1: most people. Yeah. I think some people come with the checklist. Yeah.

848
00:49:08,920 --> 00:49:12,000
Speaker 1: Some people are just like that's it, okay, good later.

849
00:49:12,160 --> 00:49:14,239
Speaker 1: Other people are in it to play jazz. They're in

850
00:49:14,280 --> 00:49:17,640
Speaker 1: it for the session. Yeah jazz. We do the jazz.

851
00:49:19,239 --> 00:49:23,120
Speaker 1: The jazz jazz is are the best bro us, Yeah,

852
00:49:23,239 --> 00:49:28,080
Speaker 1: we're jazz mane over here. Isn't it important? Is Adam

853
00:49:28,160 --> 00:49:33,759
Speaker 1: just Adam just renamed our podcast? Isn't it important? Isn't

854
00:49:33,800 --> 00:49:39,400
Speaker 1: it important? It's like a musical now, isn't it important?

855
00:49:39,760 --> 00:49:45,279
Speaker 1: Isn't it important? This dude's on musical vibes. Oh he

856
00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:48,279
Speaker 1: caught it. He ship caught a two. He didn't spit though.

857
00:49:49,680 --> 00:49:53,439
Speaker 1: I spit everywhere, dude, I spit everywhere. It's all over

858
00:49:53,520 --> 00:49:59,160
Speaker 1: my wife's phone. I gotta important important, So now you're

859
00:49:59,200 --> 00:50:03,520
Speaker 1: a child doctor? No, no, no, no, I think I'm

860
00:50:03,719 --> 00:50:07,200
Speaker 1: I'm looking at either brain brain surger, herbal remedies, if

861
00:50:07,239 --> 00:50:09,319
Speaker 1: you know what the rain surgery. Last thing I wanted

862
00:50:09,320 --> 00:50:14,080
Speaker 1: as you touching my brains or dentist? Ye, all right,

863
00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:19,279
Speaker 1: don't count. Yeah, okay, we're about to have dentists on

864
00:50:19,280 --> 00:50:23,000
Speaker 1: our asks. No, dentists are doctors, that's of course. Do

865
00:50:23,080 --> 00:50:26,000
Speaker 1: you have good teeth coming? No, horrible teeth, but I

866
00:50:26,160 --> 00:50:28,680
Speaker 1: love really, let me see your teeth up close. I

867
00:50:28,719 --> 00:50:30,880
Speaker 1: always thought you had pretty good teeth. What's wrong with those?

868
00:50:31,239 --> 00:50:34,320
Speaker 1: Pretty see? I mean you look like the violator from Spawn?

869
00:50:34,440 --> 00:50:38,400
Speaker 1: But it's fine to me deep reference. This bro's teeth

870
00:50:38,440 --> 00:50:44,360
Speaker 1: looks like Todd McFarlane, droom, What the defence? That's a

871
00:50:44,440 --> 00:50:47,439
Speaker 1: great one, this dude. When I'm smiling over like John

872
00:50:47,520 --> 00:50:51,000
Speaker 1: leg was Zombo. Yeah no, there isn't it important? I

873
00:50:51,080 --> 00:50:57,200
Speaker 1: always like when I like learning about it. Yeah, those teeth, like,

874
00:50:57,440 --> 00:50:59,640
Speaker 1: let's teeth look fine yeah, I think they were good.

875
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:02,439
Speaker 1: I gotta get in VISITB line for your bottom row. Yeah,

876
00:51:02,440 --> 00:51:04,200
Speaker 1: I think they're gonna have to pull one. You've got

877
00:51:04,280 --> 00:51:06,960
Speaker 1: too many teeth in your mouth. They're gonna pull one

878
00:51:06,960 --> 00:51:09,040
Speaker 1: because it's all fun crunch down there. I got the

879
00:51:09,080 --> 00:51:11,799
Speaker 1: Will Ferrell bottom grill, and then I'm starting to have

880
00:51:11,880 --> 00:51:14,160
Speaker 1: that that same thing up top. I used to have

881
00:51:14,160 --> 00:51:16,240
Speaker 1: a gap in my teeth, and now it's it's pushing

882
00:51:16,400 --> 00:51:18,720
Speaker 1: in and there's no there's no gap, and I'm afraid

883
00:51:18,719 --> 00:51:21,080
Speaker 1: they're going to start to go with there goes your personality.

884
00:51:21,280 --> 00:51:24,160
Speaker 1: My whole personality is gone here. Yeah, everyone's gonna be like,

885
00:51:24,440 --> 00:51:27,680
Speaker 1: look at that hot fucking dude is not funny. He's

886
00:51:27,680 --> 00:51:29,920
Speaker 1: not funny anymore. Where did he used to keep quirky?

887
00:51:30,440 --> 00:51:32,439
Speaker 1: He used to be a gap. I mean, Jamie Fox

888
00:51:32,480 --> 00:51:34,960
Speaker 1: got rid of his, so he's still funny. He had one,

889
00:51:35,120 --> 00:51:37,000
Speaker 1: he had a gap, Yeah, then he got those Ninja

890
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:40,439
Speaker 1: turtle dogs put in like me, yeah, but splinter. Yeah,

891
00:51:40,480 --> 00:51:43,480
Speaker 1: but he's he's so sexy though. It's truth. The hairline

892
00:51:43,800 --> 00:51:48,680
Speaker 1: down to his eyeballs. That's that hairline keeps getting lower

893
00:51:48,680 --> 00:51:51,560
Speaker 1: and lower every time I see that. What about yours

894
00:51:51,600 --> 00:51:53,920
Speaker 1: What kind of doctor are you? What's your ship? Bro?

895
00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:59,880
Speaker 1: I'm the one they called doctor feel good. Um, I

896
00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:02,160
Speaker 1: probably be like a plastic surgeon that like takes a

897
00:52:02,160 --> 00:52:05,680
Speaker 1: little burn burn victims and like puts a face on them,

898
00:52:05,840 --> 00:52:12,799
Speaker 1: you know. Oh ships, but also titties. Though, let's you

899
00:52:12,840 --> 00:52:16,600
Speaker 1: gotta pay the bills. I know, I do only caffe implants.

900
00:52:17,640 --> 00:52:19,239
Speaker 1: Uh No, I don't know. What would I mean? I

901
00:52:19,280 --> 00:52:22,200
Speaker 1: could see you specialize against something niche like that would

902
00:52:22,239 --> 00:52:27,000
Speaker 1: be I mean, I'll say, is that laser eye surgery.

903
00:52:27,080 --> 00:52:30,120
Speaker 1: The doctor who did mine in like two thousand three

904
00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:33,440
Speaker 1: originally had like a nice office, and then when I

905
00:52:33,440 --> 00:52:37,000
Speaker 1: went back ten years later, he had the fucking nicest

906
00:52:37,040 --> 00:52:39,960
Speaker 1: office I've ever seen a doctor have in Beverly Hills

907
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:42,720
Speaker 1: on Rodeo Drive, and I was like, Oh, this dude's

908
00:52:42,760 --> 00:52:45,319
Speaker 1: been working and all he does I think it was

909
00:52:45,360 --> 00:52:48,360
Speaker 1: like they only operate on Tuesdays and Thursdays and he

910
00:52:48,480 --> 00:52:51,240
Speaker 1: just does like forty a day because they take fifteen

911
00:52:51,280 --> 00:52:54,120
Speaker 1: minutes and he just goes back and forth kills it.

912
00:52:55,280 --> 00:52:57,359
Speaker 1: And that's why we hope all the doctors get into

913
00:52:57,400 --> 00:52:59,480
Speaker 1: the business is to make money, you know, not to

914
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:03,480
Speaker 1: not to help you. That's why they're now, that's what

915
00:53:03,520 --> 00:53:07,239
Speaker 1: it is, just to you know, get that office, get

916
00:53:07,280 --> 00:53:09,600
Speaker 1: that office. Would you be an er doctor, Kyle? Do

917
00:53:09,640 --> 00:53:12,879
Speaker 1: you like that kind of rush, dude? That's I think

918
00:53:12,920 --> 00:53:14,799
Speaker 1: I think I would do that. You'd be like the

919
00:53:14,840 --> 00:53:18,480
Speaker 1: wacky Adam would be Robin Williams with that nose on

920
00:53:18,880 --> 00:53:24,120
Speaker 1: Patrick Adams. Yeah, damn dude. I would like to be

921
00:53:24,239 --> 00:53:26,759
Speaker 1: like an e R doctor. Dude. Do they have er

922
00:53:27,440 --> 00:53:30,000
Speaker 1: doctors at children's hospitals that? I think that would be

923
00:53:30,080 --> 00:53:34,080
Speaker 1: very rewarding. That would be so scary that you have

924
00:53:34,239 --> 00:53:37,120
Speaker 1: children's lives in your right. You just see like blue

925
00:53:37,200 --> 00:53:38,840
Speaker 1: kids coming in all yeah, but then you get to

926
00:53:38,960 --> 00:53:41,160
Speaker 1: save kids lives every day. You get to be like

927
00:53:41,719 --> 00:53:44,439
Speaker 1: some crazy ship. But the one you don't is gonna

928
00:53:44,520 --> 00:53:50,359
Speaker 1: hunt your nightmare. Cool pilot, cool pilot. It didn't save me.

929
00:53:50,400 --> 00:53:52,640
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be right here the whole time. Now that's

930
00:53:52,680 --> 00:53:54,960
Speaker 1: kind of tight. Yeah, I'm gonna stick with the feet, dude.

931
00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:57,359
Speaker 1: I'm gonna stick with the we know, we know you will,

932
00:53:57,880 --> 00:54:02,839
Speaker 1: we know you will. I don't burning off warks and ship.

933
00:54:02,920 --> 00:54:05,080
Speaker 1: Have you guys ever had an award on your toes? Yeah?

934
00:54:05,120 --> 00:54:07,880
Speaker 1: I have? Yes? No, isn't that cool when you get

935
00:54:07,960 --> 00:54:10,520
Speaker 1: the band aid and you put it on and like

936
00:54:10,600 --> 00:54:12,239
Speaker 1: it fills the skin around it and then the war

937
00:54:12,440 --> 00:54:18,160
Speaker 1: just rolls off. Isn't this important? I used to have

938
00:54:18,280 --> 00:54:23,040
Speaker 1: them on my dick. Any tape backs? Apologies, I guess

939
00:54:23,040 --> 00:54:25,839
Speaker 1: we have read. What did you just say? I didn't

940
00:54:25,840 --> 00:54:27,799
Speaker 1: hear anything. I'm gonna have to go back. I'm gonna

941
00:54:27,920 --> 00:54:31,760
Speaker 1: listen back whatever Adam can turn back up the second

942
00:54:31,760 --> 00:54:38,520
Speaker 1: bag button on that take backs? Apologies? And what's he

943
00:54:38,560 --> 00:54:43,839
Speaker 1: talking about? He has I'm about to pronounced Ridge Enters

944
00:54:44,160 --> 00:54:46,680
Speaker 1: on his nutsack. I guess I'll give it. Guess I'll

945
00:54:46,680 --> 00:54:49,360
Speaker 1: give a special shout out to honors for enduring COVID

946
00:54:49,400 --> 00:54:53,279
Speaker 1: and getting on the zoom man. You're super dude. Yeah,

947
00:54:53,440 --> 00:54:55,560
Speaker 1: I mean I'm here, I'm locked down in my office.

948
00:54:55,719 --> 00:54:58,040
Speaker 1: There's a bed in here. It's I'm kind of locked down.

949
00:54:58,200 --> 00:55:01,040
Speaker 1: I'd also like to feel bad bad. Uh No, I've

950
00:55:01,040 --> 00:55:04,480
Speaker 1: been like working out and yeah, doing doing my thing,

951
00:55:04,680 --> 00:55:08,279
Speaker 1: trying to stay positive. Well, well yeah, you want to

952
00:55:08,320 --> 00:55:11,399
Speaker 1: get negative? Yeah, yeah, positive is not the way to be.

953
00:55:11,440 --> 00:55:13,439
Speaker 1: But would be a COVID doctor, I guess that would

954
00:55:13,440 --> 00:55:21,160
Speaker 1: be Dr Fauci. Oh yeah, okay, that's my guy. Dead Ringer.

955
00:55:23,480 --> 00:55:26,719
Speaker 1: That's oh, I like that one beautiful you know you

956
00:55:26,760 --> 00:55:28,560
Speaker 1: know what. On a hey, guys, on a serious note,

957
00:55:28,560 --> 00:55:30,040
Speaker 1: I'm glad it's not that bad, and I hope no

958
00:55:30,040 --> 00:55:33,800
Speaker 1: one else catches it from me. On a very serious note.

959
00:55:34,960 --> 00:55:42,640
Speaker 1: This important, isn't it important? Um? Want any takebacks? Yeah,

960
00:55:42,640 --> 00:55:44,799
Speaker 1: I'm trying to take back. Did I say some dumb ship?

961
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:46,960
Speaker 1: Maybe you guys can said a lot of you guys

962
00:55:46,960 --> 00:55:48,279
Speaker 1: said a lot of dumb ship, And I have it

963
00:55:48,360 --> 00:55:50,239
Speaker 1: all written down right here, but I'm not going to

964
00:55:50,320 --> 00:55:54,279
Speaker 1: tell you what did I say that. I may may

965
00:55:54,280 --> 00:55:57,239
Speaker 1: not have said some ship right at the end that

966
00:55:57,440 --> 00:56:01,759
Speaker 1: I wish I could take back, but I'm not plant

967
00:56:01,840 --> 00:56:05,000
Speaker 1: reward on her nutsack? Can I say something during this

968
00:56:05,040 --> 00:56:06,920
Speaker 1: whole I mean, none of us can really grow like

969
00:56:06,960 --> 00:56:11,279
Speaker 1: a fantastic beard Kyle Yours is fine, but like, I'm

970
00:56:11,280 --> 00:56:13,520
Speaker 1: glad none of us got caught up something caught up

971
00:56:13,560 --> 00:56:16,160
Speaker 1: in that that beard era that just happened the last

972
00:56:16,200 --> 00:56:21,319
Speaker 1: five years where it's like so manicured because I want

973
00:56:21,320 --> 00:56:23,399
Speaker 1: to I want to shave my ship off. I'm sick

974
00:56:23,440 --> 00:56:25,560
Speaker 1: of it. Well, what was the beard error? Did that

975
00:56:25,640 --> 00:56:28,239
Speaker 1: go hand in hand with like craft beer? Yeah, that's

976
00:56:28,360 --> 00:56:32,000
Speaker 1: yeah it did. Yeah, it's a craft beard. Actually it's

977
00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:34,120
Speaker 1: a craft beard. Yeah yeah. I think that's the only

978
00:56:34,120 --> 00:56:36,880
Speaker 1: reason you said it. I feel like none of us

979
00:56:36,920 --> 00:56:39,480
Speaker 1: got that deep and new craft beer, so you know,

980
00:56:39,520 --> 00:56:43,279
Speaker 1: we couldn't. We couldn't. I've read the line of like

981
00:56:43,560 --> 00:56:45,920
Speaker 1: smoking weed and drinking beer the right way where we

982
00:56:45,960 --> 00:56:49,440
Speaker 1: didn't like dive too deep into the actual like culture

983
00:56:49,480 --> 00:56:52,680
Speaker 1: of it. So shout out to us for being great

984
00:56:52,719 --> 00:56:56,279
Speaker 1: for being tourists. Were basically just tourists who don't get

985
00:56:56,320 --> 00:56:58,560
Speaker 1: into anything and just want to stay drunk. Yeah, we

986
00:56:58,719 --> 00:57:02,360
Speaker 1: stay drunk and say high. But uh, but we're not

987
00:57:02,400 --> 00:57:04,919
Speaker 1: going to be too deep into We don't. We don't

988
00:57:04,920 --> 00:57:07,120
Speaker 1: know how to know exactly how it's made or like

989
00:57:07,120 --> 00:57:10,799
Speaker 1: that dreads. Adam didn't grow a beard. Shout out to us.

990
00:57:10,920 --> 00:57:13,080
Speaker 1: That's my shout out. I don't think I can grow

991
00:57:13,080 --> 00:57:18,200
Speaker 1: a beard honestly, like a like a bulsarian. But but everyone,

992
00:57:18,400 --> 00:57:21,760
Speaker 1: it's so weird. The groomed beards are fucked. I don't know, man,

993
00:57:22,160 --> 00:57:25,320
Speaker 1: I hate it. I keep getting the instagram like groomed

994
00:57:25,400 --> 00:57:30,400
Speaker 1: beards in my discoveries. You know why why why blake

995
00:57:31,160 --> 00:57:33,080
Speaker 1: on the next We'll cover it on the next one,

996
00:57:33,560 --> 00:57:36,000
Speaker 1: next one, next one? Of what next one? Love? Isn't

997
00:57:36,040 --> 00:57:40,200
Speaker 1: it important? All right? Uh? Well, I would like to.

998
00:57:40,440 --> 00:57:43,360
Speaker 1: I would like to give things for my group of

999
00:57:43,400 --> 00:57:46,640
Speaker 1: friends who I'm hoping to see in person. I keep

1000
00:57:46,680 --> 00:57:49,800
Speaker 1: asking Blake to watch basketball. He keeps listening today. I

1001
00:57:49,880 --> 00:57:54,800
Speaker 1: can't today, dude, Dick to have dinner. I know, I'm

1002
00:57:55,040 --> 00:57:58,960
Speaker 1: I asked him multiple times last week and nothing. Not

1003
00:57:59,040 --> 00:58:03,320
Speaker 1: a great playoffs? No, really dogshit NBA playoffs. But do

1004
00:58:03,400 --> 00:58:05,360
Speaker 1: we think that the whoever the matchup is going to be?

1005
00:58:05,400 --> 00:58:07,400
Speaker 1: I mean it's well, who know, the Warriors are going

1006
00:58:07,520 --> 00:58:10,479
Speaker 1: to win. Warriors are gonna sweep probably in your mouth

1007
00:58:10,600 --> 00:58:13,520
Speaker 1: to God's ears. I thought Dallas was their their biggest

1008
00:58:13,520 --> 00:58:16,800
Speaker 1: shot of getting knocked off, and they're just handling them.

1009
00:58:16,920 --> 00:58:21,440
Speaker 1: And I think, no matters the Celtics and Heat series,

1010
00:58:21,560 --> 00:58:25,000
Speaker 1: they're gonna they're gonna roll them. So congratulations Celtics, Right,

1011
00:58:25,120 --> 00:58:29,040
Speaker 1: you got another good for you. We can't hang out

1012
00:58:29,080 --> 00:58:31,600
Speaker 1: and Blake, are you going to go to a game?

1013
00:58:31,680 --> 00:58:33,760
Speaker 1: We'll see. I'll put the feelers out for sure if

1014
00:58:33,800 --> 00:58:36,520
Speaker 1: it happens, or maybe even put the money out, dude,

1015
00:58:36,560 --> 00:58:38,480
Speaker 1: and just go buy a ticket. Well, part of the

1016
00:58:38,520 --> 00:58:47,680
Speaker 1: part of the feelers. Nobody goes for just over. Maybe

1017
00:58:47,680 --> 00:58:50,160
Speaker 1: not man. Just be cool about it. Check your ship.

1018
00:58:50,560 --> 00:58:53,360
Speaker 1: Check your ship before you click purchase on Boy, check

1019
00:58:53,360 --> 00:58:57,360
Speaker 1: your number the Van eyes that day. Alright, guys, that's

1020
00:58:57,360 --> 00:59:05,120
Speaker 1: another episode. It is important.