Speaker 1: Second d We've got a guy on the phone for
Speaker 1: a second date update. His name is Chase. Oh Man, Chase.
Speaker 1: You like that name, Chase. That's one of those cool
Speaker 1: guy names that I always wish that my parents had
Speaker 1: chosen for me when I was younger. Chase, that's always
Speaker 1: a cool kid. But instead they gave me, you know,
Speaker 1: lady repellent name Jeffrey. Yeah, at least it's not spelled geo. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean it could have been worse, I guess, but
Speaker 1: still didn't stand a chance anyway. And his email, Chase
Speaker 1: says he doesn't know why his date left early, but
Speaker 1: he's hoping he can turn things around and maybe make
Speaker 1: it to fifth base with her. I'm just hoping Jeffrey
Speaker 1: keeps his panties on during this second date. We'll see
Speaker 1: the Chase. I bet he plays a guitar too. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you play guitar, Chase. No, I don't disappointing skateboard? Where
Speaker 1: you at, Chase? You do something something? Yeah? I live
Speaker 1: in Vegas. There, we Vegas, typical Chase move. So tell
Speaker 1: us about the girl you want us to call today, Chase.
Speaker 1: What's her name? Her name is Rachel? Okay? And how
Speaker 1: did you meet Rachel. Well, you know, we met on Tinder.
Speaker 1: She was hot. She had a nice face, crooked smile,
Speaker 1: you know, crooked smile. Yeah, that's cute. Yeah right. She
Speaker 1: has a little like pirate vibe going to her, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like, yeah, she has one on
Speaker 1: the shoulder, a little bit of scurvy going on. I
Speaker 1: got that vitamin C for you, girl. No, not the
Speaker 1: pirate you're talking about. I'm talking about like the hot
Speaker 1: Hollywood pirate like in the movies and stuff. Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: you found yourself a naughty little pirate. Yeah yeah, did
Speaker 1: you tell her that? Oh? Absolutely, I did tell her that.
Speaker 1: I was like, you know what, this might be a
Speaker 1: little awkward, but kind of remind me of like a pirate.
Speaker 1: And she like, of course, she didn't know how to
Speaker 1: take that. Like you guys, did like explain it to him?
Speaker 1: She kind of she was with it. I guarantee she
Speaker 1: was with it. Man, if it works, then it works.
Speaker 1: If someone called me a pirate, I could not stop
Speaker 1: but do pirate voice the rest of the date, shimmer
Speaker 1: me timbers you watch my booty. So what did you
Speaker 1: and pirate girl do for your date? You know, I
Speaker 1: was hoping for it to like end quick, you know,
Speaker 1: so we can go back and make some bad creaking
Speaker 1: noises like some what what did you just say you
Speaker 1: didn't want your date to last because you just wanted
Speaker 1: to go home? Oh my god, he just wanted to
Speaker 1: make the noises with his mouth. He didn't want to
Speaker 1: actually do what. That was terrible. I mean, come on,
Speaker 1: it's Tinder. It's a Tinder hook up. Come on, he
Speaker 1: called her a pirate brook. What do you expect? I guess,
Speaker 1: I guess I'm on board, all right. So we just
Speaker 1: went and got some milkshakes. You know, it was super chill,
Speaker 1: just hung out talk. You were all over the place.
Speaker 1: Like at one minute, I'm thinking that you're just gonna
Speaker 1: go take a couple shots and head back to your
Speaker 1: house and you're out getting milkshakes. Well, I I got
Speaker 1: to keep him on the toes, like, I can't have
Speaker 1: her guessing the next move I'm gonna do. I need
Speaker 1: to keep her, you know. So what did you and
Speaker 1: Rachel do on your day? What did you guys talk about? Well,
Speaker 1: like I said, we were just chilling, shooting the you
Speaker 1: know stuff, and uh, I told her about my bar
Speaker 1: that I want to open up it's actually a tequila bar,
Speaker 1: that tequila bard. Yeah, all right, the bartenders are gonna
Speaker 1: be totally hot. I mean they're like they're straight up
Speaker 1: like models during the day and then at night they
Speaker 1: come words of course, So you guys just want to
Speaker 1: go to part. The only idea he has his hiring
Speaker 1: hot chicks. This is like, that's not really You don't
Speaker 1: need to have a business plane if you have hot
Speaker 1: chicks behind the bar. Please right now. No, I'm not
Speaker 1: telling you everything. I'm just giving you highlights here and
Speaker 1: there or else. Okay, I can't tell you guys the
Speaker 1: entire bar, but you know I even got the name.
Speaker 1: What's that the worm, the Worm the world Tequila bay. Oh,
Speaker 1: I was thinking about the little vermin all boys pants
Speaker 1: Brooks should already be not allowed inside your bar, by
Speaker 1: the way, So let's get back to the date. What
Speaker 1: happened after you guys had milkshakes together? I mean, I
Speaker 1: wanted to have her code to my place, so like
Speaker 1: I got my phone, shugar some pictures, you know, shugars
Speaker 1: my hot tub, you know what I mean? And you
Speaker 1: have hot tub. I bet it hasn't been cleaned in
Speaker 1: a month and a half either, change it's actually just
Speaker 1: a bucket that he puts hot water into, blow some
Speaker 1: bubbles in there. No, no, no, it's not even that,
Speaker 1: not even that. Yeah, it's so so like. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: was showing her pictures of my place and all, and
Speaker 1: then like all of a sudden, she actually like I
Speaker 1: don't know, she made like a weird face and she
Speaker 1: was looking down on her phone and then here it comes,
Speaker 1: you know, Oh, I got a text I have to go,
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I didn't hear it. Buzz I didn't
Speaker 1: like feel the vibration of the table, like I felt
Speaker 1: like she just kind of faked that. It is a
Speaker 1: pretty like solid go to move if you need to
Speaker 1: get out of a date. Did she say what the
Speaker 1: text was? He's like to an emergency, and I was like, well,
Speaker 1: I mean I can help you, and she goes, no,
Speaker 1: it's not that kind of an emergency. Whatever that's supposed
Speaker 1: to mean. I don't I don't guess. It sounds like
Speaker 1: the emergency was her leaving. That's pretty clear that she
Speaker 1: apparently saw something and was not into it. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: the first twenty minutes it wasn't like that, like it
Speaker 1: was a good time, Like she was laughing smiling. I mean,
Speaker 1: I thought I was funny, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: But so that's what I think. It's kind of sketchy
Speaker 1: because she went from zero to one hundred like real quick,
Speaker 1: like all of a sudden. She was just not in
Speaker 1: its hundred zero. And girls do not say no to jaccuzies.
Speaker 1: Nobody does. That is not true. There's a lot of
Speaker 1: women that won't get in those She's actually very right.
Speaker 1: That's actually a first for me. Nobody has ever denied this, Jacuzie.
Speaker 1: I've had this picture on my phone for like two years,
Speaker 1: and nobody ever denies it. Okay, so you want to
Speaker 1: get Rachel back on the phone so you can seal
Speaker 1: the deal. Yeah, I just want to see what tooks. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, it is pretty amazing to go in twenty
Speaker 1: minutes from she's all into absolutely no way. Have you
Speaker 1: talked to her. I've texted her, haven't gotten nothing back.
Speaker 1: So like I feel like she's ghost me a little bit. Yeah,
Speaker 1: pirate ghost pirate. Oh man, all right, well we're gonna
Speaker 1: play a song, we'll come back. We're gonna call Rachel
Speaker 1: for you and try and get your second date update.
Speaker 1: All right, Chase, appreciate it. Guys. All right, man, hold
Speaker 1: on right now, there are ladies all over the country.
Speaker 1: We're sliding out of their undies and tossing them straight
Speaker 1: at the radio. Are they well, because we're on the
Speaker 1: phone with the master of seduction. His name is Chase. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Chase recently went out with a girl named Rachel, who
Speaker 1: he describes as a sexy pirate type, you know the kind.
Speaker 1: And then they went out for milkshakes. They discussed his
Speaker 1: idea for it tequila bar, and he invited her back
Speaker 1: to his place for a little soak in his hot tub.
Speaker 1: That's when she claimed to get a text from a
Speaker 1: friend saying it was an emergency and she had to
Speaker 1: get going Dan. And let's also remember that all this
Speaker 1: happened in a twenty minute period. Yeah, very fascinating. Well,
Speaker 1: you can't plan for when these emergencies. Yeah, I'm not right, Chase. Hey,
Speaker 1: I mean, you gotta always be prepared. Come on, is
Speaker 1: there anything in you that believes that maybe she actually
Speaker 1: did tell the truth and had an emergency? Um the
Speaker 1: way that the date was going, I don't see it,
Speaker 1: but we'll see. This is where you guys are gonna
Speaker 1: try to help me out. And I even throw you
Speaker 1: guys a little incentives. Oh ye oh yeah, I guess.
Speaker 1: All right, so you guys know that I'm going to
Speaker 1: be opening my bar very soon. You guys, get me
Speaker 1: another date with this girl so I can seal the
Speaker 1: deal as a round of shots on me at my
Speaker 1: new bar. I guess that's better than the hot tub
Speaker 1: invite that I thought we were about to get. No,
Speaker 1: let's just do the bar first and then then we'll see. Okay, alright,
Speaker 1: in the hot tub. Maybe not Jeff and I. We'll
Speaker 1: see what happens with that. Brook think about it, all right, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'll think about it. There, Chase the name of your bar. Okay. Well,
Speaker 1: let's get back to the second date update. We're gonna
Speaker 1: call Rachel for you right now. Okay, you ready? Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, let's do the phone number. Here we go. Hello, Hi,
Speaker 1: Can I speak to Rachel please? And this is her? Hi, Rachel,
Speaker 1: This is young Jeffrey from the radio show Brooke and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning. Okay, does that impress you? You
Speaker 1: can say, no, it's okay, it doesn't impress many people.
Speaker 1: What if I told you I have a hot tub?
Speaker 1: What's going on? I apologize, We're doing a radio show here,
Speaker 1: and on our show, we have a segment called a
Speaker 1: second date Update. That's what we're doing with you today.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, I could tell that you're a little bit confused.
Speaker 1: I'll keep explaining. A second date update is where if
Speaker 1: you go out with someone and afterwards you're not calling
Speaker 1: them back, that person can email us and ask us
Speaker 1: to reach out to the person that they want us
Speaker 1: to and we'll try and figure out the reason why.
Speaker 1: And I don't like who's doing this. Well, it's a
Speaker 1: very sensual man named Chase. Oh do you remember who
Speaker 1: we're talking about? I mean, I feel like it's probably
Speaker 1: pretty hard to not remember Chase. He definitely left an
Speaker 1: impression on us. Did you leave a good impression on
Speaker 1: you or an impression? I don't know about good or not?
Speaker 1: Like what did he tell you? Well, he told us
Speaker 1: that you guys met on Tinder. Okay, he thought you
Speaker 1: were a sexy pirate or like a sexy pirate. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she does like the sexy pirate thing. Okay, we were
Speaker 1: a little shock that would work, but apparently it did.
Speaker 1: Chase also said that he took you out for milkshakes.
Speaker 1: Yeah that was weird. See I thought so too. I
Speaker 1: was like, Okay, Chase, he's talking about a sexy pirate.
Speaker 1: You're obviously going to get shots, right am? I? Right?
Speaker 1: Was that what you were thinking? Too? Well, he just
Speaker 1: gave me an address to meet him at, and so like,
Speaker 1: I just I thought I knew where it was. I
Speaker 1: didn't really put it into the GPS or anything. And
Speaker 1: I get to this parking lot and I'm like, this
Speaker 1: can't be it. And then I put into the GPS
Speaker 1: and it is because he was meeting me at Burger
Speaker 1: At Burger Burger. It's just not maybe the best first
Speaker 1: date impression I think is you know, fast food you
Speaker 1: kind of want to steer away from, I mean location aside,
Speaker 1: What did you think of him? You know, I mean
Speaker 1: he's cute and he's very confident, but I think the
Speaker 1: more that he talks, the more douchey he gets. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he wasn't cute enough to like compensate for that. No,
Speaker 1: because then he's started bragging about some bar that he's
Speaker 1: going to open, like all these hot models he told
Speaker 1: us about that. He was just throwing everything at me.
Speaker 1: He said that he had a boat, so I said, oh, like,
Speaker 1: what kind of boat is it? And He's like, oh, well,
Speaker 1: actually it's not my boat's my friend's boat. Yeah. Well,
Speaker 1: when you're a young guy, if your friend has a boat,
Speaker 1: it is your boat, literally, right. I eventually pretended to
Speaker 1: get a text after he whipped out his phone show
Speaker 1: me pictures of his apartment and his jacuzzi, and like, really,
Speaker 1: I just thought he was bragging. But clear as day
Speaker 1: in the picture his image in the window when he's
Speaker 1: taken a picture of the jacuz he at the door. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you can see in the glass him naked. Oh that
Speaker 1: was definitely on purpose. Right? Does that feel like that
Speaker 1: was on purpose? Or do you think he didn't realize
Speaker 1: he legit just wanted to show me his stuff on
Speaker 1: our first day at Burger King? No way, I mean
Speaker 1: it sounds pretty romantic to me. I don't see what
Speaker 1: the problem is. Rude, Well, what you weren't impressed? I
Speaker 1: mean it's a subtle joke. Pick, I guess if you're
Speaker 1: going to do a junk pick on the first date.
Speaker 1: I mean, after speaking with Chase, I feel like this
Speaker 1: could be something that he does by accident. You think that,
Speaker 1: I don't know what are you talking about? It sounds
Speaker 1: exactly what he would do. Like on purpose. Well, let's
Speaker 1: bring Chase on the phone and ask him directly, because
Speaker 1: he's been listening on the other line this entire time. Rachel,
Speaker 1: we didn't tell you that. Shut up, I won't Chase
Speaker 1: rage my girl. All right, it was it was on purpose.
Speaker 1: M Chase. I didn't know that you were on the phone,
Speaker 1: but that was all true. I knew you were making
Speaker 1: up that text, so I just knew it. Did you
Speaker 1: know you were? But you're you're junk? How did you
Speaker 1: not like the pick of the jacuzzi. It's a huge jakuzi.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you can't call your junks the jacuzi. Now, Chase, Okay,
Speaker 1: we all know what you're doing. No, that's not what
Speaker 1: I'm doing. You guys think you know my game. But
Speaker 1: you guys are so wrong. No, that's not dude. Unsolicited
Speaker 1: naked pictures not cool, man. I mean I didn't even
Speaker 1: realize that. Look, I knew it. I knew Chase. You
Speaker 1: were a good guy, honest mistake. Yeah, good guys always
Speaker 1: accidentally have big picks of their jokes. Yeah, and are
Speaker 1: always accidentally taking pictures in front of very reflective services.
Speaker 1: Totally buttona. Well, maybe the lighting was right at the
Speaker 1: time and couldn't wait. Yeah, like I said, usually once
Speaker 1: that I said that Jacuzie pickets a done deal. Oh
Speaker 1: I mean, Rachel, don't you feel bad that you were
Speaker 1: accusing Chase? You know what? Yeah? I do. We should
Speaker 1: totally go hook up on his friend's boat. All right.
Speaker 1: I knew you had it any rage up, Chase. She
Speaker 1: is being sarcastic. Chase, you need I honestly think you
Speaker 1: need to apologize to her right now. You want me
Speaker 1: to apologize for being so big? No, that is not
Speaker 1: what I said. That's like a slap in the face
Speaker 1: to God. Like that's this? Yeah, Brook, why trying to
Speaker 1: slap out in the face right now? We can't hang
Speaker 1: out with you anymore, this, dude, I am so I'll
Speaker 1: apologize to Rachel. Rachel, I am sorry, Like I'm out,
Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on, Rachel, Brook, do you want to
Speaker 1: see the picture of the Jacuzi. I don't I see it. Listen, Chase,
Speaker 1: I've seen plenty of Jacuzi pictures in my time. Okay,
Speaker 1: not this one, honey. Yeah, you know what, I can
Speaker 1: handle all the Jacuzi. All right, I'm sure Rachel can too. Rachel,
Speaker 1: do you need any more jacuzis in your life from
Speaker 1: Chase God. No, yeah, Well hold on, before you start
Speaker 1: throwing around things like that, I need to ask you, Rachel,
Speaker 1: would you be willing to go see Chase's jacuzzi. We'll
Speaker 1: send you guys out on an official date and we'll
Speaker 1: pay for it. Answer for her. I mean, maybe this
Speaker 1: time we could go to Like when do you even
Speaker 1: get a frosty? Look? Rachel, you're really playing a joking.
Speaker 1: I know you want to come out with the Chase man.
Speaker 1: I know it, and like it might be a little,
Speaker 1: you know, a little scary since you're on the radio,
Speaker 1: but I know once we get off the radio and
Speaker 1: I'll be calling me and you're done, I want to
Speaker 1: come see the jacuzi and everything. Oh my god, Wow,
Speaker 1: she sounds hot, she's getting hunt. She sounds speechless. Kith,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest with you right now and let
Speaker 1: you know that there is no part of me that
Speaker 1: wants any part of you or your jacuzzi. And I
Speaker 1: think maybe you should just stop contacting me. Oh don't
Speaker 1: tell me, No, yeah I will. It's just mind boggling
Speaker 1: to me. Well, this is your first big no Chase,
Speaker 1: and what you do with that is, you just shut
Speaker 1: the chapter and move forward. You're done with Rachel. Well,
Speaker 1: if that's the case, Brook, can I get your number? Yes?
Speaker 1: All right, you guys let me know because Rachel is
Speaker 1: bouncing on me so sounds like a good idea. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I am very happy to be married right now. You
Speaker 1: know what. I've heard them all, sweetie, and that does
Speaker 1: not stop me. It took you, what about fifteen minutes
Speaker 1: to tell me you were married. You are so good.
Speaker 1: I'm in fighting it. Shut up, Jose You and your
Speaker 1: husband can join Chasing the Jacuzzi altogether. Now it's a party.
Speaker 1: Tequila is on Chase. Let's go, buddy, Brooke and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the morning.